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The new all new new Gubberment thread
« on: July 14, 2016, 02:21:32 PM »
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Re: The new all new new Gubberment thread
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2016, 02:25:01 PM »
Good moves:  sacking Gove, Osborne, Morgan

Bad Moves: Leadsom in, Fox back

Absolutely fucking ridiculous move:  Johnson Foreign Secretary

Most puzzling:  Grayling only a minor role
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Re: The new all new new Gubberment thread
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2016, 02:33:07 PM »
I just wrote to Morgan to express my delight at her sacking. I got an auto reply that included this:

If you are not a constituent and you are contacting me as the Education Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities your correspondence will not be dealt with via this inbox. It should be re-sent to ministers@education.gsi.gov.uk
 
Thank you for taking the time to contact me.
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Re: The new all new new Gubberment thread
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2016, 02:50:01 PM »
I just wrote to Morgan to express my delight at her sacking. I got an auto reply that included this:

If you are not a constituent and you are contacting me as the Education Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities your correspondence will not be dealt with via this inbox. It should be re-sent to ministers@education.gsi.gov.uk
 
Thank you for taking the time to contact me.
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Re: The new all new new Gubberment thread
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2016, 05:21:35 PM »
I just wrote to Morgan to express my delight at her sacking. I got an auto reply that included this:

If you are Nick from Nottingham and you are contacting me as the Education Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities you can fuck right off
 
Thank you for taking the time to contact me.

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Re: The new all new new Gubberment thread
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2016, 05:22:56 PM »
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Re: The new all new new Gubberment thread
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2016, 05:36:14 PM »
I just wrote to Morgan to express my delight at her sacking. I got an auto reply that included this:

If you are Nick from Nottingham and you are contacting me as the Education Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities you can fuck right off
 
Thank you for taking the time to contact me.

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Re: The new all new new Gubberment thread
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2016, 07:23:29 PM »
I just wrote to Morgan to express my delight at her sacking. I got an auto reply that included this:

If you are Nick from Nottingham and you are contacting me as the Education Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities you can fuck right off
 
Thank you for taking the time to contact me.

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Re: The new all new new Gubberment thread
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2016, 05:59:07 PM »
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