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The Boy takes his A levels
« on: June 10, 2016, 04:04:47 PM »
A text reports:

I aced my Maths and answered every question on the Geography paper with ease..........

I wish I had his confidence  noooo:
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2016, 04:06:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2016, 04:04:47 PM
A text reports:

I aced my Maths and answered every question on the Geography paper with ease..........

I wish I had his confidence  noooo:

Holy fuck!  scared2:
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2016, 04:41:29 PM »
Mrs Nick calls

"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"

Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........

I offer to pay half the cost. How much.

£2000  Shocked: Banghead
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2016, 04:42:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2016, 04:41:29 PM
Mrs Nick calls

"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"

Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........

I offer to pay half the cost. How much.

£2000  Shocked: Banghead

 noooo:
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2016, 06:29:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2016, 04:41:29 PM
Mrs Nick calls

"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"

Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........

I offer to pay half the cost. How much.

£2000  Shocked: Banghead
noooo:  demand to see receipts and audited accounts

Presumably you are still condom supplier in chief
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2016, 06:30:09 PM »
Quite evil:
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2016, 06:32:31 PM »
Hate to doubt your son but do you get a refund if he doesn't get the required grades?
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2016, 06:35:14 PM »
Party is after A level day.
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2016, 06:37:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2016, 06:35:14 PM
Party is after A level day.
And Mrs Nick can cancel her ultimate piss up at Nick's expense masquerading as The Boy's A Level celebration at 48 hours notice?

This isn't Cyprus you know
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2016, 05:01:57 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 03, 2016, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2016, 06:35:14 PM
Party is after A level day.
And Mrs Nick can cancel her ultimate piss up at Nick's expense masquerading as The Boy's A Level celebration at 48 hours notice?

This isn't Cyprus you know

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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2016, 09:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2016, 04:41:29 PM
Mrs Nick calls

"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"

Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........

I offer to pay half the cost. How much.

£2000  Shocked: Banghead

£2000  eeek:

£2000  eeek:

£2000 bloody pounds  noooo: noooo: noooo:

She is off her sweet little nut  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2016, 10:01:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2016, 09:57:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2016, 04:41:29 PM
Mrs Nick calls

"I have arranged a surprise party for the Boy on the 20th August, do you want to come?"

Yes, but I will be manic at work at that point and I only get home about one night a week and that would be the night AND I am already there for A level results on the 17/18 August.........

I offer to pay half the cost. How much.

£2000  Shocked: Banghead

£2000  eeek:

£2000  eeek:

£2000 bloody pounds  noooo: noooo: noooo:

She is off her sweet little nut  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Given that she already knows that Nick has previously forked out a grand for a tatty rug she may be boxing clever...  rubschin:
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2016, 06:37:44 AM »
St least you gave something to show for a rug  noooo:
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2016, 02:31:54 PM »
Results day on Thursday  scared2:

Taking the day off.

If he gets into University he will live in Hall for the first year

I am paying

Just been looking at the university website

Annual cost: £5100  Shocked:
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Re: The Boy takes his A levels
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2016, 03:02:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 13, 2016, 02:31:54 PM
Results day on Thursday  scared2:

Taking the day off.

If he gets into University he will live in Hall for the first year

I am paying

Just been looking at the university website

Annual cost: £5100  Shocked:

He could stay in an hotel for that!  eeek:
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