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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« on: April 15, 2016, 09:08:20 AM »
It would appear they are blind - cannot see that the post has fallen on the floor after being posted through the lettebox and walk over it rather than pick it up

Physically disabled - cannot bend down to clean out a bath / load a dishwasher / hold anything load bearing  ( like gathering all the glasses / plates/ cutlery  from their room

Allergic to anything of a chemical nature ( not that you smoke or ingest of course) like cleaning fluids, washing powder etc

Their sense of smell has been destroyed - they cannot recognise that festering socks,  empty curry containers  fumes  etc cannot be destroyed by the liberal application of body spray about their room

Practically albino as direct sunlight ( opening of curtains ) causes shriks of agonised screams

Hearing loss - you can only communicate with the use of a mobile device and in text format. Direct verbal contact is nigh on impossible.

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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2016, 09:14:00 AM »
Yup...
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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2016, 09:15:01 AM »
But I was never like that  I tells ya  cloud9:
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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2016, 09:16:26 AM »
But I was never like that  I tells ya  cloud9:
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Except perhaps the 'mobile device' part.

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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2016, 09:19:38 AM »
I wasn't ...honest to goodness I wasn't  cloud9:

When does a higher level of consciousness kick in for the selfish little gits ???
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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2016, 09:22:02 AM »
But I was never like that  I tells ya  cloud9:
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Except perhaps the 'mobile device' part.



They didn't have mobile phones when she was a kid...

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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2016, 09:26:48 AM »
I wasn't ...honest to goodness I wasn't  cloud9:

When does a higher level of consciousness kick in for the selfish little gits ???

Mid 40's  noooo:
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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2016, 09:27:54 AM »
But I was never like that  I tells ya  cloud9:
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Except perhaps the 'mobile device' part.



They didn't have mobile phones when she was a kid...

No they didn't ...I had to rely on smoke signals and stones being thrown at the window  lol:
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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2016, 09:28:31 AM »
But I was never like that  I tells ya  cloud9:
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Except perhaps the 'mobile device' part.



They didn't have mobile phones when she was a kid...

No they didn't ...I had to rely on smoke signals and stones being thrown at the window  lol:

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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2016, 12:00:33 PM »
Yes  evil:  WHich explains why The Boy's bedroom carpet was eaten by moths  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2016, 12:14:29 PM »
Yes  evil:  WHich explains why The Boy's bedroom carpet was eaten by moths  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Get a rug......... inane:

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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2016, 12:15:06 PM »
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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2016, 12:24:26 PM »
Yes  evil:  WHich explains why The Boy's bedroom carpet was eaten by moths  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Get a rug......... inane:

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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2016, 01:02:25 PM »
Yes  evil:  WHich explains why The Boy's bedroom carpet was eaten by moths  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Get a rug......... inane:

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Re: Are all teenagers actually disabled ?
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2016, 01:56:26 PM »
But how can you not even be bothered to flush the toilet ?   eeek:

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