My leg and foot.

[Miss Creant]

Last week I accidentally dropped a very sharp kitchen knife on it's way down it punctured my lower leg. I now have a swollen  somewhat red foot and a very hot, red lump the size of an egg around the wound site.  I  am trying to decide if I should;#

A) Slather myself in honey
B) Slather myself in Savlon
C) Scrub myself down with a wire brush and Dettol
D) Amputate and be done with it.










































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[Nick]

Domestos

[Barman]

[Darwins Selection]

Last week I accidentally dropped a very sharp kitchen knife on it's way down it punctured my lower leg. I now have a swollen  somewhat red foot and a very hot, red lump the size of an egg around the wound site.  I  am trying to decide if I should;#

A) Slather myself in honey
B) Slather myself in Savlon
C) Scrub myself down with a wire brush and Dettol
D) Amputate and be done with it.

 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

    but 

[Miss Creant]

    but 

Plant flowers in me you say.  On the whole not a bad idea.  anyone who is thinking that there is a smutty joke in there somewhere has to go and sit on the naughty step.

[Darwins Selection]

    but 

Plant flowers in me you say.  On the whole not a bad idea.  anyone who is thinking that there is a smutty joke in there somewhere has to go and sit on the naughty step.

There was an old lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a

You are you feeling today my dear?

[Nick]

Oop North is all the same to you, innit? 

[Darwins Selection]

Oop North is all the same to you, innit? 

"Northern born and Northern bred
Strong in arm and thick in head"

[Nick]

That's Foggy 

[Miss Creant]

Oop North is all the same to you, innit? 

"Northern born and Northern bred
Strong in arm and thick in head"

But I'm not Northern born I'm Southern born.