So, Three midgets are arguing over who is the smallest. The first one says, "well I definitely have the smallest hands ever." The second one says, "yeah, but my feet are even tinier." The third one says, "maybe so, but I have the littlest dick in the world. I'm hung like a light switch. Let's head down to the guiness book of world records and settle this once and for all." When they arrive at guiness the first one goes in, and after a few minutes, walks out and says, "that's it. I'm in the book. Smallest hands in the world!" The second one goes in, walks out and proudly announces, "check me out! Smallest feet ever!" The third one goes in, walks out of the office and asks, "Who the fuck is Barman?"...........
