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Boobosuction
« on: November 27, 2015, 04:20:28 PM »
Miss I reported that she was concerned about Mamma cos she kept overbalancing during her visit.

I suggested it might be an ear related problem  angel1

Miss I looked suitably thoughtful

Later she revealed that her Mamma has MAHOOSIVE knockers. Can't buy normal bras. Has to have them specially made  eeek: eeek:

"I reckon they are about 20 kilos each, " she ventured  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Miss I is now checking out costs of surgical boob reduction. 

Ironically Pappa is a surgeon specialising in boob ops. Pity he and Mamma are divorced and don't speak  noooo:

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Re: Boobosuction
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2015, 04:23:54 PM »
20 kilos each  eeek: eeek:

Is it worth mentioning that daughters grow to look like their mothers adage?  No, ah well  too late now

Spose mentioning that Deadly Weapons film would be right out too?
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2015, 04:24:44 PM »
Miss I is a perfick 32D  cloud9:
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2015, 04:26:53 PM »
(  o  Y  o  )      Drool:
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2015, 04:28:00 PM »
 whistle:

"More than a handful is a waste" (Snoopy)
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2015, 05:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 27, 2015, 04:28:00 PM
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"More than a handful is a waste" (Snoopy)

You should be OK then.  whistle:
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2015, 05:36:12 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2015, 05:57:38 PM »
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