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Oven Brite Advert
« on: July 12, 2015, 07:44:09 AM »



Have a dirty oven?  cry:

You need Oven Brite!  Thumbs:

Just brush on the special Oven BriteTM liquid wearing the gloves provided and...

Ahhh, it burns!  eeek:

AGGGHHHHH! It burns, IT BURNS! cussing:

GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!! IT BURNS!

BURNY!!!!!

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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2015, 07:47:20 AM »
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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2015, 07:57:05 AM »
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I have found some industrial degreaser in the garage - that'll shift it....  eveilgrin:
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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2015, 08:02:59 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2015, 07:57:05 AM
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I have found some industrial degreaser in the garage - that'll shift it....  eveilgrin:

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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2015, 08:04:11 AM »
What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2015, 08:04:29 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2015, 08:02:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2015, 07:57:05 AM
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I have found some industrial degreaser in the garage - that'll shift it....  eveilgrin:

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Just buy a new oven

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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2015, 11:11:21 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2015, 08:02:59 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 12, 2015, 07:57:05 AM
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I have found some industrial degreaser in the garage - that'll shift it....  eveilgrin:

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Just buy a new oven
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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2015, 10:37:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2015, 08:04:11 AM
What can possibly go wrong?

Unexpected chemical reaction between the oven cleaner and degreaser renders anything placed in the oven unfit for human consumption...  rubschin:
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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2015, 05:52:33 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2015, 10:37:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2015, 08:04:11 AM
What can possibly go wrong?

Unexpected chemical reaction between the oven cleaner and degreaser renders anything placed in the oven unfit for human consumption...  rubschin:

 eeek:
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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2015, 04:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2015, 05:52:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2015, 10:37:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2015, 08:04:11 AM
What can possibly go wrong?

Unexpected chemical reaction between the oven cleaner and degreaser renders anything placed in the oven unfit for human consumption...  rubschin:

 eeek:

Don't worry BM, you would still be able to use it...  whistle:
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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2015, 11:00:59 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2015, 04:42:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2015, 05:52:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2015, 10:37:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2015, 08:04:11 AM
What can possibly go wrong?

Unexpected chemical reaction between the oven cleaner and degreaser renders anything placed in the oven unfit for human consumption...  rubschin:

 eeek:

Don't worry BM, you would still be able to use it...  whistle:

He couldn't use it before....... noooo:
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Re: Oven Brite Advert
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2015, 08:51:13 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 11:00:59 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2015, 04:42:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2015, 05:52:33 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 12, 2015, 10:37:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 12, 2015, 08:04:11 AM
What can possibly go wrong?

Unexpected chemical reaction between the oven cleaner and degreaser renders anything placed in the oven unfit for human consumption...  rubschin:

 eeek:

Don't worry BM, you would still be able to use it...  whistle:

He couldn't use it before....... noooo:

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