Parliamentary Election for The Greater Bickering Constituency May 7th 2015

[boogs]

I missed the vote 

[Barman]

I missed the vote 

Couldn't give a flying fuck...? 

[Just One More]

When does voting start, this Thursday?

[Barman]

When does voting start, this Thursday?

[Miss Creant]

In true CGAFF fashion there has been no mention of this by the BBC well, not up here anyway.

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I may have to go into a darkened room and form some sort of coalition.  Do two ffs make one 'I care very deeply' in true double negative fashion?

[Steve]

As no one else has volunteered, you are now our MP.   Wave to us all at PMQs please


Oh in true CGAFF fashion you won't be going 

[Miss Creant]

But I have to go, I have expenses to fiddle and taxes to dodge, taxis to dodge too no doubt.

[Just One More]

But I have to go, I have expenses to fiddle and taxes to dodge, taxis to dodge too no doubt.

Fear not Miss C, my MP was able to fiddle her expenses and dodge taxes without heading up to "that there London" (fiddled £90,000, recommended to pay back £45,000 which was deemed too strict and eventually paid back £5,800... and still gets re-elected  ), and I hope she spends the rest of her days dodging taxis, cars, van and 44 tonners...and a white Audi A3 

[Steve]

But I have to go, I have expenses to fiddle and taxes to dodge, taxis to dodge too no doubt.

 

Dare we ask if the CGAFF party uses party Whips?