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Wierd Jobs..
« on: March 17, 2015, 03:10:53 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2015, 03:37:50 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2015, 03:43:07 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

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He had to do a course...... rubschin:  I hope it's good money......

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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2015, 03:45:23 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

 eeek:

He had to do a course...... rubschin:  I hope it's good money......

I hope he has a gun and a load of ammo....  Thumbs:
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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2015, 04:31:00 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

 eeek:

He had to do a course...... rubschin:  I hope it's good money......

The son of friends of ours does that (ex paratrooper).

He seems to be paid well for it. Officially, they only have fire hoses and 'noise cannon' things, but he is allowed to keep his personal small arms on board, which are locked away when in port.

I have seen a picture of his arms selection, nothing looks very 'small' to me.
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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2015, 04:32:53 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

 eeek:

He had to do a course...... rubschin:  I hope it's good money......

The son of friends of ours does that (ex paratrooper).

He seems to be paid well for it. Officially, they only have fire hoses and 'noise cannon' things, but he is allowed to keep his personal small arms on board, which are locked away when in port.

I have seen a picture of his arms selection, nothing looks very 'small' to me.

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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2015, 04:34:32 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

 eeek:

He had to do a course...... rubschin:  I hope it's good money......

The son of friends of ours does that (ex paratrooper).

He seems to be paid well for it. Officially, they only have fire hoses and 'noise cannon' things, but he is allowed to keep his personal small arms on board, which are locked away when in port.

I have seen a picture of his arms selection, nothing looks very 'small' to me.

 lol: lol: lol:

How excellent!  lol:

I'd love to see the look on the pirate's faces when the fire hoses are swapped out for the 'small arms'....  ;D

One assumes there are few witnesses left to complain...?
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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2015, 05:20:57 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

 eeek:

He had to do a course...... rubschin:  I hope it's good money......

The son of friends of ours does that (ex paratrooper).

He seems to be paid well for it. Officially, they only have fire hoses and 'noise cannon' things, but he is allowed to keep his personal small arms on board, which are locked away when in port.

I have seen a picture of his arms selection, nothing looks very 'small' to me.

 lol: lol: lol:

How excellent!  lol:

I'd love to see the look on the pirate's faces when the fire hoses are swapped out for the 'small arms'....  ;D

One assumes there are few witnesses left to complain...?
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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2015, 05:23:20 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

 eeek:

He had to do a course...... rubschin:  I hope it's good money......

The son of friends of ours does that (ex paratrooper).

He seems to be paid well for it. Officially, they only have fire hoses and 'noise cannon' things, but he is allowed to keep his personal small arms on board, which are locked away when in port.

I have seen a picture of his arms selection, nothing looks very 'small' to me.

 lol: lol: lol:

How excellent!  lol:

I'd love to see the look on the pirate's faces when the fire hoses are swapped out for the 'small arms'....  ;D

One assumes there are few witnesses left to complain...?
noooo:

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It's all gone a bit quiet recently so they both must be doing well with those small arms   :thumbsup:

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2015, 05:27:07 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

 eeek:

He had to do a course...... rubschin:  I hope it's good money......

The son of friends of ours does that (ex paratrooper).

He seems to be paid well for it. Officially, they only have fire hoses and 'noise cannon' things, but he is allowed to keep his personal small arms on board, which are locked away when in port.

I have seen a picture of his arms selection, nothing looks very 'small' to me.

 lol: lol: lol:

How excellent!  lol:

I'd love to see the look on the pirate's faces when the fire hoses are swapped out for the 'small arms'....  ;D

One assumes there are few witnesses left to complain...?
noooo:


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About 12 years ago we were managing a bar here.....everynight we had the Prince of Monaco's bodyguards drinking there ...one night one parked his car right outside , the owner told me to ask him to move it....told him if he wanted it moved he could ask him ...he did ...

the guy just popped the boot and it looked like that picture but more .....

the car stayed there all night...... Thumbs:

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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2015, 10:03:35 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

 eeek:

He had to do a course...... rubschin:  I hope it's good money......

The son of friends of ours does that (ex paratrooper).

He seems to be paid well for it. Officially, they only have fire hoses and 'noise cannon' things, but he is allowed to keep his personal small arms on board, which are locked away when in port.

I have seen a picture of his arms selection, nothing looks very 'small' to me.

 lol: lol: lol:

How excellent!  lol:

I'd love to see the look on the pirate's faces when the fire hoses are swapped out for the 'small arms'....  ;D

One assumes there are few witnesses left to complain...?
noooo:


How coooool!  Thumbs:

I can imagine those pirates pissing themselves laughing under their umbrellas....

... and then that big boy opens up on them!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Wierd Jobs..
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2016, 03:01:07 PM »
Or should I say risky....was trying to contact a mate ,called his cousin ....he said he is doing security on ships against Somalian pirates...... eeek:

Well it must have paid well ,,,he is back bought a new car and bar.... rubschin: