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During one of BM's jokes?  noooo:
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My what did I get that I didn't want was a tattoo (well one of those idiot transfer ones that last a few days)

Arrived at the festivities to be told by my niece everyone had to have one affixed by her daughter- later I discover apparently this meant everyone but her.  Five minutes later I have this on my arm

The Pirates
Life
For Me

 evil:  well I ask you.

A few hours later it said

The P rat s
Life
For Me

 evil: evil:

Fear not thinks I, Swarfega will sort it.   noooo: and worse it soon said

The P rat s

or Me

However top tip: if you ever get so lumbered they do come off with those alcohol based hand cleaning gels  :thumbsup:   Thing is do I now tell my mate Ron who last night had at least one still left very visible?   rubschin:







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My what did I get that I didn't want was a tattoo (well one of those idiot transfer ones that last a few days)

Arrived at the festivities to be told by my niece everyone had to have one affixed by her daughter- later I discover apparently this meant everyone but her.  Five minutes later I have this on my arm

The Pirates
Life
For Me

  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Aftershave should get it off... and you will smell nice too...

I recommend Chanel Allure por homme... cloud9:

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All nice and ready, like  :thumbsup:
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Big Sis's annual £10 Amzon voucher just arrived in my e mail/ This exactly balances the annual £10 Amazon voucher which will arrive in her inbox shortly angel1
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Big Sis's annual £10 Amzon voucher just arrived in my e mail/ This exactly balances the annual £10 Amazon voucher which will arrive in her inbox shortly angel1

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Aint got nuffink yet...  sadsmiley30:
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I have some after shave. I have had a beard since I was 18  ::)
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 lol:

I am the only one awake  noooo: The Brat remains in a rave induced coma and The Man is asleep

But The Man has made sure I start my day smiling  ....not  eyes: before your smut drives kick in but this ...




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lol:

I am the only one awake  noooo: The Brat remains in a rave induced coma and The Man is asleep

But The Man has made sure I start my day smiling  ....not  eyes: before your smut drives kick in but this ...



That'll stain...  noooo:
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Be great if it did ..I can buy new things then  ;D
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Be great if it did ..I can buy new things then  ;D

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Awwww.... there is a festive sock on the door of the hotel room with chocolate munny, an orange and a candy cane in it...  cloud9:



That is a compo claim for a devout muslim like me right there!  eveilgrin:
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Do you get the sandals to go with it as a Christmas pressy?
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lol: lol: lol:

Do you get the sandals to go with it as a Christmas pressy?

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No!  evil:
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