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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #240 on: April 10, 2017, 09:58:30 PM »
Get some moron to set themselves alight then go racing down a ski jump, a worthy attempt Mr Darwin sir.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4399312/Man-set-fire-skied-hill-win-280.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #241 on: April 11, 2017, 07:57:48 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2017, 09:58:30 PM
Get some moron to set themselves alight then go racing down a ski jump, a worthy attempt Mr Darwin sir.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4399312/Man-set-fire-skied-hill-win-280.html

A future candidate for sure - 'follow that' as they say...  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #242 on: April 14, 2017, 03:48:07 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #244 on: April 14, 2017, 03:54:19 PM »
The hardest part of today was when the man asked me what colour casket that I wanted to put my 13-year-old son in.’

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #245 on: April 14, 2017, 05:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2017, 03:54:19 PM
The hardest part of today was when the man asked me what colour casket that I wanted to put my 13-year-old son in.’

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #246 on: April 20, 2017, 09:27:54 PM »


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #247 on: April 20, 2017, 09:33:47 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2017, 09:27:54 PM


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #248 on: April 20, 2017, 10:55:15 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 20, 2017, 09:33:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2017, 09:27:54 PM


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(Does look a bit like Photoshop though)

Maybe, but it could also be Nick and BM's long lost younger brother....  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #249 on: April 21, 2017, 06:31:10 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2017, 10:55:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 20, 2017, 09:33:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2017, 09:27:54 PM


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(Does look a bit like Photoshop though)

Maybe, but it could also be Nick and BM's long lost younger brother....  rubschin:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #250 on: April 25, 2017, 02:13:14 PM »
Inventing an electrically powered fishing rod, what's the worst that could happen........?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4443184/Fisherman-invents-electric-fishing-rod-Malaysia.html

Something tells me I'm going to Hell for laughing at this...  redface:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #251 on: April 25, 2017, 02:19:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2017, 02:13:14 PM
Inventing an electrically powered fishing rod, what's the worst that could happen........?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4443184/Fisherman-invents-electric-fishing-rod-Malaysia.html

Something tells me I'm going to Hell for laughing at this...  redface:
You won't be alone then  lol: lol: lol:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #252 on: April 25, 2017, 02:31:33 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2017, 02:13:14 PM
Inventing an electrically powered fishing rod, what's the worst that could happen........?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4443184/Fisherman-invents-electric-fishing-rod-Malaysia.html

Something tells me I'm going to Hell for laughing at this...  redface:

Splendid work Mr. Darwin Sir! Effective and funny!  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #253 on: April 26, 2017, 12:24:14 PM »
Darwin is on a roll at the moment...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html

I tried really hard not to laugh when I read this, honestly...  redface:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #254 on: April 26, 2017, 01:07:22 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2017, 12:24:14 PM
Darwin is on a roll at the moment...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html

I tried really hard not to laugh when I read this, honestly...  redface:

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He didn't see that coming did he...?  noooo:
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