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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #60 on: July 02, 2015, 04:53:02 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #62 on: July 05, 2015, 06:14:10 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2015, 11:13:11 AM »
Someone who clearly needs your attention Darwin  noooo:

Amongst other things he learned that cutting off his hand hurt and he shouldn't have done it, no shit Sherlock.  noooo:

http://www.moron.com/4-things-learned-cutting-hand-off/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #67 on: August 27, 2015, 01:38:49 PM »
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off...  eeek:

http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2015, 01:44:17 PM »
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off...  eeek:

http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #69 on: August 27, 2015, 01:51:14 PM »
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off...  eeek:

http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html

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You remember what happened the last time Nick was allowed near fireworks then...  scared2: scared2:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #70 on: August 27, 2015, 01:53:23 PM »
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off...  eeek:

http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html

NO NICK!  scared2:

You remember what happened the last time Nick was allowed near fireworks then...  scared2: scared2:



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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #71 on: August 27, 2015, 01:58:13 PM »
For the sake of humanity Darwin really needs to take these morons in hand before they contribute to the gene pool.  eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #72 on: August 27, 2015, 02:10:29 PM »
For the sake of humanity Darwin really needs to take these morons in hand before they contribute to the gene pool.  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://youtu.be/_Gv81rGB5Ds

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #73 on: October 29, 2015, 01:57:11 AM »
What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #74 on: October 29, 2015, 05:42:15 AM »
What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g

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