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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2015, 07:01:25 PM »
Should have gone to Specsavers..  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2015, 08:01:10 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2015, 07:20:28 PM »
Looking at the picture I think one of the morals of the story is that if you are going to be a fire eater, don't grow facial hair



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2955874/Terrifying-moment-fire-breather-sets-alight-screaming-audience-trick-goes-wrong-mid-performance.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2015, 10:46:44 AM »
I've got a great idea for our documentary 'Lair of the Megashark', we'll put the pair of you in a dingy and tow you behind us while while we film you....  noooo:

https://youtu.be/6YfkZz07xjQ

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One of the men described the experience as 'a bit nerve racking' while another man can be heard saying: 'I don't think this is such a brilliant f*****g idea you know'.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3056316/I-don-t-think-brilliant-f-g-idea-Watch-terrifying-moment-HUGE-great-white-shark-attacks-film-crew-standing-tiny-dingy-boat.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2015, 01:52:46 PM »
I've got a great idea for our documentary 'Lair of the Megashark', we'll put the pair of you in a dingy and tow you behind us while while we film you....  noooo:

https://youtu.be/6YfkZz07xjQ

And the award for understatement of the year goes to...

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One of the men described the experience as 'a bit nerve racking' while another man can be heard saying: 'I don't think this is such a brilliant f*****g idea you know'.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3056316/I-don-t-think-brilliant-f-g-idea-Watch-terrifying-moment-HUGE-great-white-shark-attacks-film-crew-standing-tiny-dingy-boat.html


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2015, 02:19:13 PM »
We've had a few drinks and I'm bored. I know I'll strip off and you can set me on fire, that will be a laugh.  noooo:

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On an alcohol-fuelled night almost two months ago, he thought it would be harmless to spray himself with deodorant and methylated spirits and have his mates set him alight.

Dressed only in his underpants, he tempted fate by encouraging his mates to light up his leg, which he'd sprayed with deodorant.


https://youtu.be/5FHeZsN8Ds0

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069556/When-pre-drinks-HORRIBLY-wrong-Teen-reveals-mate-s-drunken-party-prank-turned-human-fireball-left-fighting-life.html
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.