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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #285 on: June 09, 2017, 02:31:10 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #286 on: June 09, 2017, 05:51:03 PM »
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A valiant attempt Mr Darwin sir  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html

Bloody hell!  lol:
Bloody hell! 2  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Hope there wasn't any beer in the fridge

Just a bottle of BM's homebrew, hence the door being blown off...  noooo:
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twas the obvious explanation

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!  lol:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #287 on: June 13, 2017, 04:03:21 AM »
You missed a trick here Mr Darwin sir, you could have had your man swap them for proper concrete paving slabs...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595270/Teen-taekwondo-champ-smashes-world-record.html?ito=video_player_click
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #288 on: June 13, 2017, 04:10:01 AM »
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You missed a trick here Mr Darwin sir, you could have had your man swap them for proper concrete paving slabs...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595270/Teen-taekwondo-champ-smashes-world-record.html?ito=video_player_click

Reinforced concrete...  eveilgrin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #289 on: June 16, 2017, 03:23:02 PM »
From the sayings of Umboto Kadogo aka 'The Wise Old Man' - "Do not trust the crocodile that complains of a sore back tooth"  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4609192/Crocodile-bites-man-s-head-Thailand-show.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #290 on: June 16, 2017, 03:33:22 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2017, 03:23:02 PM
From the sayings of Umboto Kadogo aka 'The Wise Old Man' - "Do not trust the crocodile that complains of a sore back tooth"  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4609192/Crocodile-bites-man-s-head-Thailand-show.html
Lucky for him it missed his brain by at least 2 feet
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #291 on: June 27, 2017, 05:37:05 PM »
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« Reply #292 on: June 27, 2017, 10:51:46 PM »
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« Reply #293 on: June 28, 2017, 06:45:15 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #294 on: June 28, 2017, 07:11:49 AM »
I'm starting to think that we could solve the whole ISIS problem by pulling out the troops and unleashing Nick and Mr Darwin on them instead.


I'm just not sure if such measures would fall foul of the Geneva Convention in some way...  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #295 on: June 28, 2017, 08:23:53 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 07:11:49 AM
I'm starting to think that we could solve the whole ISIS problem by pulling out the troops and unleashing Nick and Mr Darwin on them instead.


I'm just not sure if such measures would fall foul of the Geneva Convention in some way...  rubschin:
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We should run VP training camps in industrial level piss taking as that's what's needed.  Relentless 24/7 all languages piss taking of supposedISIS by all public figures

And we could make munny out of it, almost enough to fund our needed bodyguards

 rubschin:  maybe not my bestest idea, almost Darwinesque
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #296 on: June 28, 2017, 04:33:43 PM »
If ISIS had pubs this would not happen Send beer, Then they will just sit about and get pissed and grumble, like we do.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #297 on: June 28, 2017, 09:02:37 PM »
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If ISIS had pubs this would not happen Send beer, Then they will just sit about and get pissed and grumble, like we do.

Beer won't work, the Koran bans any alcoholic drink made from the grape or the grain. Send mead instead, seeing as the alcohol is fermented from honey it will really drive them nuts  eveilgrin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #298 on: June 28, 2017, 09:18:38 PM »
Looks like Darwin is now taking on the Youtube generation.

Firing a .50 round from a few feet away thinking that it would be stopped by the encyclopedia you were holding in front of your chest? 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html

I'm starting to come to the disturbing conclusion that my generation is the last one to have inherited common sense noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #299 on: June 28, 2017, 09:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 09:02:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 28, 2017, 04:33:43 PM
If ISIS had pubs this would not happen Send beer, Then they will just sit about and get pissed and grumble, like we do.

Beer won't work, the Koran bans any alcoholic drink made from the grape or the grain. Send mead instead, seeing as the alcohol is fermented from honey it will really drive them nuts  eveilgrin:
How about bacon flavoured whisky?
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