My new phone

[Barman]

Wonder who would be daft enough to get one if they are re-released. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39406847

Well I suppose Nick and BM would be able to blame the manufacturer when they knacker them..... 

What would be the point in buying one if they aren't going to blow up...?

[Darwins Selection]

Wonder who would be daft enough to get one if they are re-released. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39406847

Well I suppose Nick and BM would be able to blame the manufacturer when they knacker them..... 

An external battery perhaps? 

[Steve]

Wonder who would be daft enough to get one if they are re-released. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39406847

Well I suppose Nick and BM would be able to blame the manufacturer when they knacker them..... 

Who would buy one?  (Well other than BM and Nick).  It would be like buying a return ticket on an all new Titanic.  No matter what the assurances you just wouldn't do it.

[Barman]

Wonder who would be daft enough to get one if they are re-released. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39406847

Well I suppose Nick and BM would be able to blame the manufacturer when they knacker them..... 

Who would buy one?  (Well other than BM and Nick).  It would be like buying a return ticket on an all new Titanic.  No matter what the assurances you just wouldn't do it.

 

[Darwins Selection]

Wonder who would be daft enough to get one if they are re-released. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39406847

Well I suppose Nick and BM would be able to blame the manufacturer when they knacker them..... 

Who would buy one?  (Well other than BM and Nick).  It would be like buying a return ticket on an all new Titanic.  No matter what the assurances you just wouldn't do it.

"99.9% of users have survived owning this phone"

[Barman]

Wonder who would be daft enough to get one if they are re-released. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39406847

Well I suppose Nick and BM would be able to blame the manufacturer when they knacker them..... 

Who would buy one?  (Well other than BM and Nick).  It would be like buying a return ticket on an all new Titanic.  No matter what the assurances you just wouldn't do it.

"99.9% of users have survived owning this phone"

 

[Miss Demeanour]

We have just booked a jellycopter trip over the Grand Canyon in May 

The only stipulation on the booking was .....

***Please be aware that the Federal Aviation and Administration (FAA) has issued an order to ban all Samsung Galaxy Note7 smartphone devices from air transportation in the United States. Individuals who own or possess a Samsung Galaxy Note7 device may not transport the device on their person, in carry-on baggage, or in checked baggage on flights to, from, or within the United States. If you or your guests own this model, please ensure it is left at your hotel ! ***

[Nick]

Another holiday 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh yes ...over 4 weeks 

Using my banked leave reserves ...this is leave that I have collected over the last 5 years that I haven't used in any given leave year

Thus not even touching this years allowance 

[Darwins Selection]

Oh yes ...over 4 weeks 

Using my banked leave reserves ...this is leave that I have collected over the last 5 years that I haven't used in any given leave year

Thus not even touching this years allowance 

[Steve]

Oh yes ...over 4 weeks 

Using my banked leave reserves ...this is leave that I have collected over the last 5 years that I haven't used in any given leave year

Thus not even touching this years allowance 

[Nick]

Mr New Phone arrives shortly. What can possibly go wrong?

[Steve]

Mr New Phone arrives shortly. What can possibly go wrong?

Well looked at from the phone's point of view, everything

[Barman]

Mr New Phone arrives shortly. What can possibly go wrong?

Well looked at from the phone's point of view, everything

[Nick]