My brilliant new invention

[Grumpmeister]

Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine 

Wouldn't surprise me, there are some odd buggers in Durham 

[Darwins Selection]

Did it work?

I bet they were dead chuffed.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Did it work?

I bet they were dead chuffed.

 

[Nick]

Acting on advice I have just spoken to the producer of Top Gear. He is interested 

[Grumpmeister]

Acting on advice I have just spoken to the producer of Top Gear. He is interested 

And now for a new feature on Top Gear, the mad inventor. Some say that he can make animals explode just by touching them, and that he can turns invisible whenever he sees a waitresses. All we know is, he's called The Gimp. 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Acting on advice I have just spoken to the producer of Top Gear. He is interested 

And now for a new feature on Top Gear, the mad inventor. Some say that he can make animals explode just by touching them, and that he can turns invisible whenever he sees a waitresses. All we know is, he's called The Gimp. 

[Grumpmeister]

I could actually hear Jeremy Clarkson saying it as I was typing 

[Steve]

I could actually hear Jeremy Clarkson saying it as I was typing 

I can hear him talking about the slope in BM's garage

[Barman]

I could actually hear Jeremy Clarkson saying it as I was typing 

I can hear him talking about the slope in BM's garage

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine 

Good for pulling I'd have thought . . .     

[Nick]

He lives 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Dead man walking he is - a bit like a ghost you say . . .