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Re: TAX
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2014, 09:08:42 PM »
VP Party and FREE BAR. Miss C can supply live chickens  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2014, 04:23:17 AM »
VP Party and FREE BAR. Miss C can supply live chickens  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2017, 12:41:33 PM »
My accountant's bill arrived  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2017, 01:25:23 PM »
My accountant's bill arrived  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

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« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2017, 04:42:01 PM »
My accountant's bill arrived  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Hopefully it's tax deductible
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« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2017, 04:43:31 PM »
Most of it  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2017, 04:57:59 PM »
Most of it  :thumbsup:
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Do you also do the wheeze of having an AGM (in an expensive restaurant of course)?
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« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2017, 04:59:33 PM »
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« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2017, 05:54:58 PM »
rubschin:............................................ angel1
;D  Seems you know the wheeze.  For the benefit of others:

Someone I know is effectively self employed but instead formed a company that takes the contracts, pays him no salary and instead pays him and his wife rather large dividends each year (taxed lower than salary).  Once a year they go to a good restaurant for their AGM, book the cost against the company (so no tax on that) and produce a set of minutes that essentially say "the accounts and dividends were approved as were the plans for the next year"

He thinks it would be pushing it to have a strategic planning away day (aka their long haul holiday) but I reckon that would work too

 
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« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2017, 05:56:00 PM »
Take miss I up the Maldives, you say  rubschin:
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« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2017, 06:02:11 PM »
Take miss I up the Maldives, you say  rubschin:
worth a try
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« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2017, 06:03:28 PM »
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