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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2014, 07:37:54 PM »
He is in my pile of shotgun cartidges!  scared2:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2014, 07:39:32 PM »
He is in my pile of shotgun cartidges!  scared2:

How is that a non=lethal mouse trap......... noooo:

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2014, 07:40:00 PM »
I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like...  eeek:

Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...

Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!

He is running all over the place like a fucking loony!  scared2:

How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Cats bring live mice home to play with, well all of ours ever have.  One of them used to have a party piece of whenever we had visitors dropping a live shrew in the middle of the room.

Some say peanut butter works better than cheese

With port like...?  rubschin:

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 noooo:  can't go wasting port

Bet you don't have those non lethal mouse traps anymore

No, we have dry crackers....
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2014, 07:41:21 PM »
Chocolate in the mouse trap.  Thumbs:

Mind you do not hurt Miss D though.  noooo:

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2014, 09:14:12 PM »
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2014, 09:33:11 PM »
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy
specially if you're using them to smuggle stuff
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2014, 08:08:41 AM »
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy
specially if you're using them to smuggle stuff

That's budgies not mice.  noooo:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2014, 08:10:06 AM »
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy
specially if you're using them to smuggle stuff

That's budgies not mice.  noooo:

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2014, 08:22:22 AM »
Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about???  Shocked:

Just over a foot ?  rubschin:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2014, 08:23:15 AM »
Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about???  Shocked:

Just over a foot ?  rubschin:

That would be his ankle....... rubschin:

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2014, 08:36:56 AM »
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy

No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2014, 08:54:13 AM »
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy

No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!


Wouldn't Marmite be better for that?
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2014, 09:33:53 AM »
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:

I suppose the jars are quite heavy

No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!


Wouldn't Marmite be better for that?

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Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2014, 10:19:38 AM »
Marmite is never the solution  sick2:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2015, 07:54:12 PM »
Fucking ginger bastard has just brought a mouse down here again!  cussing:
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