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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2014, 03:23:02 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I will muster a food parcel.

Twiglets please....... Thumbs:  my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:

So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)

 evil:  beer helps you know...

I had four big Cs on the beach there - it was lovely.....  cloud9:

Mind you, it took that flip-flop about ten hours to make a burger and chips....  noooo:

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« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2014, 03:28:05 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I will muster a food parcel.

Twiglets please....... Thumbs:  my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:

So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)

 evil:  beer helps you know...

I had four big Cs on the beach there - it was lovely.....  cloud9:

Mind you, it took that flip-flop about ten hours to make a burger and chips....  noooo:

Is the kebab stall not open yet ... rubschin:  great kebabs n cheap.....strange but he rents out space to 2 food places the other does weird biscuit things but nice.... Thumbs:

No.... there was lots of sawing and banging on that big green thing......
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2014, 04:01:31 PM »
Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:

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« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2014, 04:03:08 PM »
Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:

gerls werk.....  noooo:
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2014, 04:12:07 PM »
Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:

gerls werk.....  noooo:

The fact that he expects drinks to be bleddy bought for him all the time, makes him a 'gerl'.  noooo:

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« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2014, 04:16:03 PM »
Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:

gerls werk.....  noooo:

The fact that he expects drinks to be bleddy bought for him all the time, makes him a 'gerl'.  noooo:

Zackly....  noooo:
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« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2014, 04:18:51 PM »
Now I just sliced my finger washing up.... sad32:

gerls werk.....  noooo:

The fact that he expects drinks to be bleddy bought for him all the time, makes him a 'gerl'.  noooo:

Zackly....  noooo:

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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2014, 08:15:53 PM »
I managed to get Apey's dreaded crocked back today.  On the third ball of a 3 game match of 6 pin bowling.  Unsurprisingly I didn't win any games or set any records and even Mrs K beat me in the last game  cry:    redface:

I am now indulging in alcohol therapy
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« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2014, 08:21:08 PM »
Is it time for me to recommend Donna  eyes: eyes:  the Chiropractor??
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2014, 08:24:00 PM »
Is it time for me to recommend Donna  eyes: eyes:  the Chiropractor??

 :thumbsup: but will be going to Nicola the back quack if it doesn't improve rapidly

Get's confusing between Nicola the back quack and Nicola the toothy surgeon
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« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2014, 08:54:38 PM »
Donna is babetastic eyes:
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« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2014, 09:21:15 PM »
Donna is babetastic eyes:
tempting but a long way from here

I wonder if the Bear ever went?
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« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2014, 09:30:47 PM »
He was too scared  noooo:

Poor Mr Bear  noooo: sad24: sad24:
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2014, 09:47:20 AM »
Oh gawd, sympathy to you all. happy100 happy100 happy100
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2014, 10:39:29 AM »
Well, seeing as how this thread seems to have become the "bad back" thread . . . .

For years now I've suffered with a bad back.

Three years ago, after a lot of badgering the GP, I got into what passes for the NHS back pain maze.

It starts with a referral to a physiotherapist. They check you over, discover that you can't move much and come to the conclusion that you have a bad back. (No shit Sherlock!)

You get referred for hydrotherapy - basically pratting about in a warm pool for an hour a couple of times a week for about five weeks.

The physiotherapists are stunned to discover that you still have a bad back!

You get a referral for an MRI scan - this shows (effectively) no disc between L4 and L5!

They suggest that an injection to the "facet joints" may help.

You have the injection - it helps - for about three weeks.

They say "Aha, we can mend you - have radio frequncy Denervation of said facet joints (basically they microwave the nerves in question.  eeek:).

One very uncomfortable procedure later and things are looking up.

They look up for about 5 months, then the pain is back.

Been to the GP again, he says "I can refer you to the physiotherapist".

I say "Why - we know what's wrong, you lot did the MRI"

He says "It's how you access back pain services"

Digs in pocket - will be booking a consultation with THE back specialist in the South very soon.

GRRRRRRRRR!

Fooking NHS - like taking your car to the garage, they know what's wrong, try a fix which doesn't work and want to re-diagnose when they know what the problem is . . .
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