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Offline apc2010

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Crocked...
« on: March 25, 2014, 05:48:52 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2014, 05:50:14 PM »
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2014, 05:50:55 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I told you not to try and lift that wallet.....  noooo:
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2014, 06:13:13 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I told you not to try and lift that wallet.....  noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

He was just trying to open it.  Shocked:

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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2014, 06:20:59 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I told you not to try and lift that wallet.....  noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

He was just trying to open it.  Shocked:

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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2014, 06:28:11 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

Miss T (by definition) can't have man-flu . . . unless there's something we've not been told . . .
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2014, 06:30:49 PM »
SHe bought one of Baldy's strap ons  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2014, 06:31:37 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

Miss T (by definition) can't have man-flu . . . unless there's something we've not been told . . .

She caught it off of Miss D.

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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2014, 09:55:03 PM »
SHe bought one of Baldy's strap ons  noooo: noooo:

Are you sure the plural isn't straps on?

Youre slipping.  whistle:
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2014, 08:47:53 AM »
Outside my experience fortunately.
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2014, 08:53:33 AM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I will muster a food parcel.
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2014, 03:11:39 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I will muster a food parcel.

Twiglets please....... Thumbs:  my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:

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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2014, 03:14:51 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I will muster a food parcel.

Twiglets please....... Thumbs:  my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:

So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)
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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2014, 03:17:43 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I will muster a food parcel.

Twiglets please....... Thumbs:  my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:

So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)

 evil:  beer helps you know...

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Re: Crocked...
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2014, 03:19:42 PM »
I have put my back out ,,,,,and Miss T has man-flu.... noooo:

I will muster a food parcel.

Twiglets please....... Thumbs:  my back is getting better but am getting Miss T's man-flu...... evil:

So you couldn't have come out for a beer today.... ::)

 evil:  beer helps you know...

I had four big Cs on the beach there - it was lovely.....  cloud9:

Mind you, it took that flip-flop about ten hours to make a burger and chips....  noooo:
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