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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2014, 02:33:27 PM »
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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2014, 02:42:45 PM »
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If you just tell us what is wrong with it you can brake the bleeding chain of leg pulling bearing down on you.
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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2014, 02:44:01 PM »
It is suffering from anxiety. It is going in tomorrow for ECT.
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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2014, 02:52:37 PM »
It is suffering from anxiety. It is going in tomorrow for ECT.


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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2014, 02:55:41 PM »
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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2014, 09:46:59 AM »
Nearly time to go  sad24:
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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2014, 11:43:56 AM »
It is suffering from anxiety. It is going in tomorrow for ECT.

Hardly bloody surprising




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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2014, 02:53:36 PM »
I am back. Have never caught the bus to my place so had to get a cab  :thumbsup:
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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2014, 02:55:25 PM »
I am back. Have never caught the bus to my place so had to get a cab  :thumbsup:

That extra money has gone to your head..... noooo:

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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2014, 04:12:50 PM »
I reckon that by the time he's been to Lanzartotty he'll be piston broke . . . . . .










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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2014, 04:16:24 PM »
I reckon that by the time he's been to Lanzartotty he'll be piston broke . . . . . .










Taxi!

He has to get a taxi......don't rub it in...... noooo:

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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2014, 04:18:21 PM »
At 4.00 a.m.  eeek:
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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2014, 05:02:54 PM »
The garage e mails to say he is cured  cloud9:
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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2014, 05:22:16 PM »

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Re: My car is mentally ill
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2014, 05:25:21 PM »
The garage e mails to say he is cured  cloud9:

Been covered in smoke for a week....... rubschin: