Alan Hansen's beard

[Berek]

what the fuck ??? 

what a shower of shite last night, only Richards and Joe Cole were any good.

[Barman]

what the fuck ??? 

what a shower of shite last night, only Richards and Joe Cole were any good.

Didn't watch it... 2-1 was it?

[Snoopy]

Hansen's beard was a mess and who smacked him on the bottom lip HUH?

Agreed crap football from a crap team.

[Berek]

his lip was due to an " accident with a candle ", must have been practicing oral sex

[Snoopy]

his lip was due to an " accident with a candle ", must have been practicing oral sex

How do you know that? (Not the second bit 'cos I know how your mind works)
Found it myself in "The Sun"

Hansen in Reds face jibe
 
By GRAEME DONOHOE
August 21, 2007
 
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FOOTIE pundit Alan Hansen has been caught up in a bizarre CANDLE burns riddle.

The ex-Liverpool star, 52, appeared on Sunday’s Match of the Day with red marks on his face.

And yesterday the mystery deepened as the BBC refused to offer an explanation.

TV sidekick Gary Lineker had teased the Scot, who played for the Reds.

Lineker laughed: “You might have noticed despite the best efforts of our make-up girls, who spent a lot of time on him, there’s marks on Alan’s face. Care to explain?”

Hansen shot him a furious look and said: “I had an accident with a candle.”

A BBC insider said: “Alan was not amused. He looked like he’d dribbled a flaming Sambuca all over his face.”