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Only in Cyprus....
« on: January 06, 2014, 04:16:38 PM »
The nice Cypriot bloke next door to me (huge gaff 8 plus bedrooms ) has had the streetlight outside our houses converted into a sensor light.... rubschin: 

Maybe trying to save the gubberment money..... rubschin:

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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2014, 04:20:34 PM »
The nice Cypriot bloke next door to me (huge gaff 8 plus bedrooms ) has had the streetlight outside our houses converted into a sensor light.... rubschin: 

Maybe trying to save the gubberment money..... rubschin:

 ;D

They changed ours to sensor lights...  noooo:

The only problem was that the lights went off when they sensed you! doh:

Walking up the road was a nightmare (with no light pollution here)... one minute a brightly lit street and then (when they detected you) completely pitch black....  cussing:

Thankfully they have now put us back on a timer....  cloud9:
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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2014, 04:21:54 PM »
Why is there such a high level of incompetence? I though Greece was bad enough
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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM »
The nice Cypriot bloke next door to me (huge gaff 8 plus bedrooms ) has had the streetlight outside our houses converted into a sensor light.... rubschin: 

Maybe trying to save the gubberment money..... rubschin:

 ;D

They changed ours to sensor lights...  noooo:

The only problem was that the lights went off when they sensed you! doh:

Walking up the road was a nightmare (with no light pollution here)... one minute a brightly lit street and then (when they detected you) completely pitch black....  cussing:

Thankfully they have now put us back on a timer....  cloud9:

It's the only one on our street ..... rubschin:  but the other side my dipstick (cockwomble) swallow neighbour has ALL his house lights on a timer ....to deter burglars .....it is so obvious it is a joke..... noooo:

I would not want his leccy bill........ noooo:

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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2014, 04:27:35 PM »
Why is there such a high level of incompetence? I though Greece was bad enough

Jobs for your mates ...... noooo:  Miss T told the story of the bloke who used to supply our booze for the pub ...Monday he delivered vodka ,Friday we called him ..he was a policeman ..... eeek: (with a gun ).......

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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2014, 04:33:32 PM »
Why is there such a high level of incompetence? I though Greece was bad enough

Jobs for your mates ...... noooo:  Miss T told the story of the bloke who used to supply our booze for the pub ...Monday he delivered vodka ,Friday we called him ..he was a policeman ..... eeek: (with a gun ).......

I know....

The filth stopped me for driving while on my mobile (hard to believe here I know  eeek:)...

... the next day I was in the village butcher's and he was cleaning the windows....  noooo:

A couple of weeks ago I saw him driving along on his mobile....  lol:
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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2014, 04:35:39 PM »
Why is there such a high level of incompetence? I though Greece was bad enough

Jobs for your mates ...... noooo:  Miss T told the story of the bloke who used to supply our booze for the pub ...Monday he delivered vodka ,Friday we called him ..he was a policeman ..... eeek: (with a gun ).......

I know....

The filth stopped me for driving while on my mobile (hard to believe here I know  eeek:)...

... the next day I was in the village butcher's and he was cleaning the windows....  noooo:

A couple of weeks ago I saw him driving along on his mobile....  lol:

It is hard to believe ..I have never heard your mobile ring ....... whistle:

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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2014, 04:37:06 PM »
Why is there such a high level of incompetence? I though Greece was bad enough

Jobs for your mates ...... noooo:  Miss T told the story of the bloke who used to supply our booze for the pub ...Monday he delivered vodka ,Friday we called him ..he was a policeman ..... eeek: (with a gun ).......

I know....

The filth stopped me for driving while on my mobile (hard to believe here I know  eeek:)...

... the next day I was in the village butcher's and he was cleaning the windows....  noooo:

A couple of weeks ago I saw him driving along on his mobile....  lol:

It is hard to believe ..I have never heard your mobile ring ....... whistle:

I rang my sister....  redface:
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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2016, 03:44:17 PM »
The local petrol station is giving out a cake and a glass of WINE to all customers .......... ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2016, 03:47:18 PM »
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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2016, 04:14:52 PM »
The local petrol station is giving out a cake and a glass of WINE to all customers .......... ;D ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one...?  rubschin:
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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2016, 04:15:59 PM »
The local petrol station is giving out a cake and a glass of WINE to all customers .......... ;D ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one...?  rubschin:

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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2016, 04:39:10 PM »
The local petrol station is giving out a cake and a glass of WINE to all customers .......... ;D ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

Which one...?  rubschin:

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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2016, 04:43:06 PM »
I flew into Larnaka yesterday... They put the baggage from the flight on two carousels... whacky115

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Re: Only in Cyprus....
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2016, 04:49:43 PM »
I flew into Larnaka yesterday... They put the baggage from the flight on two carousels... whacky115

Better than Pafos - they put the baggage from all the flights on one carousel....  noooo:
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