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Offline TG

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Christmas miracle laptop.
« on: November 30, 2013, 04:34:54 PM »
Dead. No lights. No power. No beep.

Try other chargers. Nowt.

Put in cupboard.

Mrs TG buys another.

Mrs TG: Take that dead laptop wot I didnt kill to the PC shop.
Me: yes dear.
(5 months pass)
Mrs TG: Take that dead laptop wot I didnt kill to the PC shop now you lazy bastard.

Before I take laptop to dry dock I plug it in and press button.

No prizes for guessing wot happened next.

Yes, I am typing this post on awakened from the deal laptop.

So remember, if your laptop dies put in the cupboard for half a year, then take t out and smile at it and all will be well.

Laptop advice there.
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2013, 04:44:23 PM »
Do you keep your Christmas tree lights in the same cupboard? rubschin:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2013, 04:46:01 PM »
Quote from: TG on November 30, 2013, 04:34:54 PM
Dead. No lights. No power. No beep.

Try other chargers. Nowt.

Put in cupboard.

Mrs TG buys another.

Mrs TG: Take that dead laptop wot I didnt kill to the PC shop.
Me: yes dear.
(5 months pass)
Mrs TG: Take that dead laptop wot I didnt kill to the PC shop now you lazy bastard.

Before I take laptop to dry dock I plug it in and press button.

No prizes for guessing wot happened next.

Yes, I am typing this post on awakened from the deal laptop.

So remember, if your laptop dies put in the cupboard for half a year, then take t out and smile at it and all will be well.

Laptop advice there.

Similar happened to me ......except I got to the shop... evil:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2013, 05:36:42 PM »
The  angel1 of IT has smiled on TG  :thumbsup:

the Lazarus Laptop

 
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2013, 08:58:47 PM »
Annoying as i bought a new one...dam! oh well who knows why these things come back to life!! sad24:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2013, 09:05:31 PM »
I suspect cat shit was involved.....  noooo:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2013, 09:06:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2013, 09:05:31 PM
I suspect cat shit was involved.....  noooo:

Drunk......... noooo:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2013, 09:07:06 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 30, 2013, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2013, 09:05:31 PM
I suspect cat shit was involved.....  noooo:

Drunk......... noooo:

I would never drink it....  sick2:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2013, 09:52:02 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 30, 2013, 09:05:31 PM
I suspect cat shit was involved.....  noooo:

Well it's a theory.   I had a PC killed by cat pee

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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2013, 09:54:10 PM »
Cat pee is actually a variety of chemical warfare  evil:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2013, 09:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 30, 2013, 09:54:10 PM
Cat pee is actually a variety of chemical warfare  evil:
Very true

But why does gearbox oil smell of cat pee?    Maybe Yahoo Answers knows
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2014, 12:43:32 PM »
Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek:     .......saved money..... cloud9:
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2014, 12:49:55 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 20, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek:     .......saved money..... cloud9:

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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2014, 12:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 20, 2014, 12:49:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 20, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek:     .......saved money..... cloud9:

 rubschin:

Yeah ........ignore that post........ Banghead
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Re: Christmas miracle laptop.
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2014, 12:54:00 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 20, 2014, 12:50:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 20, 2014, 12:49:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 20, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Not Christmas but was about to take 2 knackered laptops for scrap to get a new one ...on the off chance told Miss T to check them ........1 is now working perfect ..... eeek:     .......saved money..... cloud9:

 rubschin:

Yeah ........ignore that post........ Banghead

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