The All New Quote Of The Day Thread

[apc2010]

What the f**k are Ethiopia’s Spice Girls supposed to be anyway?

Dysentery Spice? Fly-sh!t Spice? FGM Spice?

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[Nick]

"Oh, I got depressed once and tried to hang myself. Trouble is, I am not very good at knots" (Miss I)

[Barman]

"Oh, I got depressed once and tried to hang myself. Trouble is, I am not very good at knots" (Miss I)

[apc2010]

"Oh, I got depressed once and tried to hang myself. Trouble is, I am not very good at knots" (Miss I)

Knots or nots .......

[Barman]

Starbucks is the coffee shop for people who hate coffee.

The only reason to go there is if you’re an adult with the palate of a toddler and/or a fatty kidding yourself that inhaling 3000 sugary calories is just “a cup of coffee”. And no wonder. Their coffee – sans all the syrup and cream – tastes like burnt dysentry.

For a simple cup of black, unsweetened coffee while you’re on the road, McDonalds is hard to beat.

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[Steve]

    

Starbucks   

[Barman]

The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.

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I had to Google Brian Harvey... 

[apc2010]

The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.

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I had to Google Brian Harvey... 

 



and ..........

[Darwins Selection]

The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.

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I had to Google Brian Harvey... 

So did I. Still little the wiser.

[Steve]

The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.

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I had to Google Brian Harvey... 

So did I. Still little the wiser.

   I didn't

That Brian Harvey analogy is going to stick

[Grumpmeister]

The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.

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I had to Google Brian Harvey... 

So did I. Still little the wiser.

Imagine a young gormless version of Nick with questionable singing skills when an autotune isnt used. 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.

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I had to Google Brian Harvey... 

So did I. Still little the wiser.

Imagine a young gormless version of Nick with questionable singing skills when an autotune isnt used. 

So Nick can sing without an autotune?   Evidence needed methinks

[Darwins Selection]

The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.

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I had to Google Brian Harvey... 

So did I. Still little the wiser.

Imagine a young gormless version of Nick with questionable singing skills when an autotune isnt used. 

I should prefer not to. 

[Nick]