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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #255 on: January 07, 2017, 04:49:13 PM »
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What the f**k are Ethiopia’s Spice Girls supposed to be anyway?

Dysentery Spice? Fly-sh!t Spice? FGM Spice?


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #256 on: January 20, 2017, 03:11:42 PM »
"Oh, I got depressed once and tried to hang myself. Trouble is, I am not very good at knots" (Miss I)
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #257 on: January 20, 2017, 03:26:46 PM »
"Oh, I got depressed once and tried to hang myself. Trouble is, I am not very good at knots" (Miss I)

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #258 on: January 20, 2017, 07:33:49 PM »
"Oh, I got depressed once and tried to hang myself. Trouble is, I am not very good at knots" (Miss I)

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #259 on: January 30, 2017, 11:12:20 AM »
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Starbucks is the coffee shop for people who hate coffee.

The only reason to go there is if you’re an adult with the palate of a toddler and/or a fatty kidding yourself that inhaling 3000 sugary calories is just “a cup of coffee”. And no wonder. Their coffee – sans all the syrup and cream – tastes like burnt dysentry.

For a simple cup of black, unsweetened coffee while you’re on the road, McDonalds is hard to beat.


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #260 on: January 30, 2017, 11:16:06 AM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #261 on: March 29, 2017, 01:58:46 PM »
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The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #262 on: March 29, 2017, 02:58:16 PM »
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The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #263 on: March 29, 2017, 03:10:08 PM »
Quote from: Geoff Norcott
The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #264 on: March 29, 2017, 06:22:36 PM »
Quote from: Geoff Norcott
The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.


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I had to Google Brian Harvey...  redface:
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So did I. Still little the wiser. Shrugs:


 redface:  I didn't

That Brian Harvey analogy is going to stick
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #265 on: March 30, 2017, 05:51:14 AM »
Quote from: Geoff Norcott
The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.


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I had to Google Brian Harvey...  redface:
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So did I. Still little the wiser. Shrugs:


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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #266 on: March 30, 2017, 06:34:17 AM »
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #267 on: March 30, 2017, 07:47:28 AM »
Quote from: Geoff Norcott
The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.


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I had to Google Brian Harvey...  redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

So did I. Still little the wiser. Shrugs:


Imagine a young gormless version of Nick with questionable singing skills when an autotune isnt used.  :thumbsup:

So Nick can sing without an autotune?   Evidence needed methinks

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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #268 on: March 30, 2017, 08:00:04 AM »
Quote from: Geoff Norcott
The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.


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I had to Google Brian Harvey...  redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

So did I. Still little the wiser. Shrugs:


Imagine a young gormless version of Nick with questionable singing skills when an autotune isnt used.  :thumbsup:

I should prefer not to.  noooo:
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Re: The All New Quote Of The Day Thread
« Reply #269 on: March 30, 2017, 09:24:26 AM »
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