Funeral buffets

[Barman]

My Yorkshire Nan, Arkwright, used to say, "Bury 'em with ham". I didn't really know what she meant until I was older when I realised she was referring to the sandwiches at the wake

 

[Landlady]

My Yorkshire Nan, Arkwright, used to say, "Bury 'em with ham". I didn't really know what she meant until I was older when I realised she was referring to the sandwiches at the wake

Don't you forget your promise Miss A

I do the caring 
You do the buffett 

[boogs]

My Yorkshire Nan, Arkwright, used to say, "Bury 'em with ham". I didn't really know what she meant until I was older when I realised she was referring to the sandwiches at the wake

Don't you forget your promise Miss A

I do the caring 
You do the buffett 

 

[Nick]

I assume BM is pissed and full of sausage rolls 

[Uncle Mort]

I assume BM is pissed and full of sausage rolls 

Of course, why change his habits just because he's gone to funeral 

[Nick]

Ah yes. I have eaten his sausage rolls 

[apc2010]

Ah yes. I have eaten his sausage rolls 

    at least you got breakfast....

[Steve]

It always seems to be bad form to ask for a doggie bag at funerals.  But large pockets?

[apc2010]

It always seems to be bad form to ask for a doggie bag at funerals.  But large pockets?

With placcy bags in ..........

[Baldy]

It always seems to be bad form to ask for a doggie bag at funerals.  But large pockets?

With placcy bags in ..........

Apey.....

[Barman]

I assume BM is pissed and full of sausage rolls 

Correct! 

[Nick]

Teeny pork pies, egg and cress sarnies, ham sarnies, some sort of lattice pie things, tortilla chips and mini pizza things.

I feel sick now 

[Barman]

Teeny pork pies, egg and cress sarnies, ham sarnies, some sort of lattice pie things, tortilla chips and mini pizza things.

I feel sick now 

Grapefruit cheese hedgehogs...?

[Nick]

I didn't look at those

[Miss Demeanour]

cheese and pineapple on sticks