Prize Winning Calamity Football 2013-14

[Steve]

All ready in case anyone wants Swansea (playing tonight)

Rules

As marked up with rule amendments 1 and 2 

The winner, who will be awarded Steve right's to the CDB 3 prize, is the
a) Last left with points for their selected club
b) but if tied, one with most surviving points at season end
c) but if still damn well tied, one whose team has the highest place in respective league
d) and if still sodding well tied, then Steve will toss a coin or summat to decide


Scoring

Start with 100 points deducting 10 points for a major calamity for their selected premiership or championship club:
CA - club goes into administration
GC - ground closed due to fire or other disaster
REL- relegation

Deducting 5 points for a moderate calamity for the club:
KO - knocked out of a cup competition the club took seriously (IE for a club in Europe the League Cup does not count)

and 1 point for every run of the mill calamity for the club:
OG- own goal
SO - sending off (manager or player) however calamity will be removed if player appeal or other action means no matches are missed
OB - other ban of same (eg a Suarezism)
LG- losing a game or tie by 5 clear goals
LP- losing a major player they wanted to keep (Rooneyism) as judged by Uncle
Late Entry - for every day after August 1st as needed to make the new entered team to be at least as bad as the current worst team at that time(special exemption for Tipsy til return from France and Boogs cos we're just nice people)

During the 2013/14 season starting August 1st 2013 in any of these
- Premiership
- Championship
- FA Cup
- League Cup
- Champions League
- Europa League
- Community Shield (not a cup competition)

Rules may be changed if and only if both Steve and Uncle agree

[Steve]

Current table

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Arsenal	Apey	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Chelsea	Baldy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Leeds	Misty	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Liverpool	Growler	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Man U	Steve	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Sthmptn	Snoopy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	W Ham	Uncle	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Spurs	Tipsy??	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1			0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1			0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100

[Steve]

Misty's Leeds have successfully navigated first match without a single 

[Steve]

Tipsy has now signed up to Spurs and Misty's Leeds have survived 2 games without a     

Leeds and Man U playing this weekend ahead of the full season start on the 17th

So the current table is a bit of a non event:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Arsenal	Apey	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Chelsea	Baldy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Leeds	Misty	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Liverpool	Growler	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Man U	Steve	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Spurs	Tipsy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Sthmptn	Snoopy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	W Ham	Uncle	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100

[Baldy]

Tipsy has now signed up to Spurs and Misty's Leeds have survived 2 games without a     

Leeds and Man U playing this weekend ahead of the full season start on the 17th

So the current table is a bit of a non event:

P	Team	Owner	CA	GC	REL	KO	OG	SO	OB	LG	LP	TOT
1	Arsenal	Apey	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Chelsea	Baldy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Leeds	Misty	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Liverpool	Growler	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Man U	Steve	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Spurs	Tipsy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	Sthmptn	Snoopy	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100
1	W Ham	Uncle	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	100

I hope Foggy wins. 

[Steve]

Calamity!

Laurent Koscielny has not had a good few minutes. Moments after giving away a debateable penalty - for which he was booked - the Frenchman sees his second yellow for a rash challenge on Andreas Weimann

  

[apc2010]

Calamity!

Laurent Koscielny has not had a good few minutes. Moments after giving away a debateable penalty - for which he was booked - the Frenchman sees his second yellow for a rash challenge on Andreas Weimann

  
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[Just One More]

 

I have visions of Steve sat there with all his emoticons/ pictures lined up ready to use as the whistle blows 

[Steve]

 

I have visions of Steve sat there with all his emoticons/ pictures lined up ready to use as the whistle blows 

No, on a whim had to go and search for that one.  Thought the opening calamity needed a bit of special treatment

The way the Swansea:United game is going they'll be another one later

[apc2010]

It's all bollox........

[Steve]

It's all bollox........

so it may turn out to be.

Or maybe we'll see someone lose the compo on a sending off in the last minute of the season

[boogs]

Am I too late to join 

[apc2010]

Am I too late to join 

No..........

[Steve]

What team Boogs?

Will try and sort a dispensation for late joining

[boogs]

What team Boogs?

Will try and sort a dispensation for late joining

Does it need to be premiership ...