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Offline apc2010

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2013, 12:54:46 PM »
Sounds good,,,,,,, rubschin:

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2013, 01:00:08 PM »
OK ~ "COME ON YOU IRONS!"

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2013, 01:04:06 PM »
OK ~ "COME ON YOU IRONS!"

Awaits Nick......... ::)

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2013, 10:16:52 PM »
How does this look?

   P      Team      Owner      CA      GC      RIP      OG      SO      OB      REL      LG      LP      TOT   
   1      Arsenal      Apey      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Leeds      Baldy      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Man U      Steve      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Sthmptn      Snoopy      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      W Ham      Uncle      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Liverpool      Bear??      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Spurs      Tipsy??      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1                  0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1                  0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1                  0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   

Rules
Start with 100 points deducting 10 points for a major calamity
CA - club goes into administration
GC - ground closed due to fire or other disaster
RIP - death other than natural causes during match at home ground

and 1 point for every run of the mill calamity for the club
OG- own goal
SO - sending off (manager or player)
OB - other ban of same (a Suarezism)
REL- relegation
LG- losing a game or tie by 5 clear goals
LP- losing a major player they wanted to keep (Rooneyism) as judged by Uncle

In any of these
- Premiership
- Championship
- FA Cup
- League Cup
- Champions League
- Europa League
- Community Shield

during the 2013/14 season starting August 1st 2013
« Last Edit: July 28, 2013, 10:04:01 AM by Steve »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2013, 10:20:13 PM »
How does this look?

   Pos      Team      Owner      CA      GC      RIP      OG      SO      OB      REL      LG      LP      TOTAL   
   1      Arsenal      Apey      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Leeds      Baldy      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Man U      Steve      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Southampton      for Snoopy      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      West Ham      Uncle      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Liverpool      ??Growler??      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1      Spurs      ??Tipsy??      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1                  0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1                  0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   
   1                  0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      0      100   

Rules
10 points for a major calamity
CA - club goes into administration
GC - ground closed due to fire or other disaster
RIP - death other than natural causes during match at home ground

1 point for every run of the mill calamity for the club
OG- own goal
SO - sending off (manager or player)
OB - other ban of same (a Suarezism)
REL- relegation
LG- losing a game or tie by 5 clear goals
LP- losing a major player they wanted to keep (Rooneyism) as judged by Uncle

In any of these
- Premiership
- Championship
- FA Cup
- League Cup
- Champions League
- Europa League
- Community Shield

during the 2013/14 season starting August 1st 2013


Have I won......... cloud9:

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2013, 10:24:17 PM »
no

and it looks fine in quote view and preview but not in full post view  Banghead
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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2013, 11:00:00 PM »
no

and it looks fine in quote view and preview but not in full post view  Banghead

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2013, 11:21:09 PM »
I'm in.  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

OK let's try the If you build it, they will come approach

Choosing teams could be interesting.  Better teams have more matches, more opportunities for calamities on the pitch but less off

I am reserving

Leeds for Baldy
Arsenal for Apey
Man U for me
West Ham for Uncle
Spurs for Tipsy

fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2013, 07:15:54 AM »
I'm in.  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

OK let's try the If you build it, they will come approach

Choosing teams could be interesting.  Better teams have more matches, more opportunities for calamities on the pitch but less off

I am reserving

Leeds for Baldy
Arsenal for Apey
Man U for me
West Ham for Uncle
Spurs for Tipsy

fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.

Potty Mouth.  noooo:

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2013, 07:58:38 AM »
Nice one Steve  :thumbsup:

I'm thinking relegation should be a major calamity with a high deduction of points; it could be a "game changer" at season end.

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2013, 08:00:56 AM »
Being knocked out of a competition should be a mild(ish) calamity.

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2013, 08:30:52 AM »
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fuck off...........Leeds are mine! for better for worse. I stake my claim.
Baldy got his claim in first though
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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2013, 08:38:07 AM »
Nice one Steve  :thumbsup:

I'm thinking relegation should be a major calamity with a high deduction of points; it could be a "game changer" at season end.

Wot do others think?

My thought was that would over penalise the lower team owners


Being knocked out of a competition should be a mild(ish) calamity.
Too performance related?  Anyway It took me 2 hours last night to fine tune the display to all columns appear with a direct copy and paste from the spreadsheet.  Sorry I just can't squeeze any more columns in so or that to go in something else needs to come out. 
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2013, 08:41:54 AM »
Nice one Steve  :thumbsup:

I'm thinking relegation should be a major calamity with a high deduction of points; it could be a "game changer" at season end.

Wot do others think?

My thought was that would over penalise the lower team owners


Being knocked out of a competition should be a mild(ish) calamity.
Too performance related?  Anyway It took me 2 hours last night to fine tune the display to all columns appear with a direct copy and paste from the spreadsheet.  Sorry I just can't squeeze any more columns in so or that to go in something else needs to come out.

Go with Uncle ...he knows best........ Thumbs:

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Re: Premiership Calamity Football compo?
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2013, 08:47:18 AM »
Does he know how to fit an extra column into the display?
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