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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #165 on: April 02, 2017, 05:04:05 PM »
Last night was ashamed to be an ex-pat ..........it was free food to promote caterer and the bar .....the ex-pats stuffed so much food in them it was unbelievable ( I know carrier bag jokes ).....hardly bought any drinks .....then across the road there was a free wine tasting ....so half of them fvcked off over there to get tanked up before coming back for more free grub .... eeek:


When the food was finished ..you thought someone had shouted FIRE ..it cleared so quick....


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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #166 on: April 16, 2017, 03:36:56 PM »
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #167 on: April 16, 2017, 03:51:04 PM »
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #168 on: April 16, 2017, 03:53:25 PM »
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




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It is beyond a joke now ........ noooo:


Plus all gas is bottled ......no piped gas .... noooo:

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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #169 on: April 16, 2017, 04:24:45 PM »
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




 noooo: noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:


It is beyond a joke now ........ noooo:


Plus all gas is bottled ......no piped gas .... noooo:
So kind of Cyprus to take our dimmest ones
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #170 on: April 17, 2017, 06:52:40 AM »
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




 noooo: noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:


It is beyond a joke now ........ noooo:


Plus all gas is bottled ......no piped gas .... noooo:
So kind of Cyprus to take our dimmest ones

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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #171 on: April 17, 2017, 09:43:59 AM »
 angel1  well I wasn't thinking of you but if the bucket fits
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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #172 on: April 18, 2017, 04:12:12 AM »
angel1  well I wasn't thinking of you but if the bucket fits

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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #173 on: April 23, 2017, 11:47:18 AM »
Similar thing yesterday...................ok was a charity event (5K walk) ..the finish venue provided all the water ..and food at the finish .......from 100 people only 12 stayed to pay for a drink .......... noooo:

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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #174 on: March 16, 2018, 12:58:26 AM »
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #175 on: March 16, 2018, 05:53:13 AM »
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #176 on: March 16, 2018, 07:01:25 AM »
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #177 on: March 16, 2018, 07:51:18 AM »
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #178 on: March 16, 2018, 08:20:08 AM »
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



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Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
« Reply #179 on: March 17, 2018, 08:11:33 PM »
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