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Offline apc2010

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Getting pissed..??
« on: May 11, 2013, 07:42:49 PM »
In our local boozer there is a bloke ,who can drink loads ........but he has a point in minutes from sober to drunk .......

so is a bit like CDB were we all guess which beer will do it .....very strange there is no middle point.... rubschin:

Nice bloke tho..

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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2013, 07:44:59 PM »
In our local boozer there is a bloke ,who can drink loads ........but he has a point in minutes from sober to drunk .......

so is a bit like CDB were we all guess which beer will do it .....very strange there is no middle point.... rubschin:

Nice bloke tho..

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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2013, 07:47:51 PM »
In our local boozer there is a bloke ,who can drink loads ........but he has a point in minutes from sober to drunk .......

so is a bit like CDB were we all guess which beer will do it .....very strange there is no middle point.... rubschin:

Nice bloke tho..

 rubschin:

Seriously it is so funny.....he was watchiiing the footy today talking sense ..then 2 minutes later dribbling nearly...... rubschin:

The wicked people in there take bets or buy him drinks........ whistle:

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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2013, 02:25:26 PM »
BTW not ex-SAS or gangster,.......

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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2013, 02:29:00 PM »
BTW not ex-SAS or gangster,.......

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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2013, 04:39:47 PM »
Getting pissed sucks.  noooo: I have to go to a wedding now with the stinkiest hangover and I can't drink at this venue for free. If I want a beer I have to pay the hotel price of a zillionteen euros.  sad32:

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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2013, 05:19:04 PM »
Getting pissed sucks.  noooo: I have to go to a wedding now with the stinkiest hangover and I can't drink at this venue for free. If I want a beer I have to pay the hotel price of a zillionteen euros.  sad32:

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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2013, 07:40:33 PM »
Thass why wimmin have handbags like  :thumbsup:
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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2013, 08:39:44 PM »
Thass why wimmin have handbags like  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: And take bottles wrapped up like pressies with frilly tops so you can undo the lid.. redface:
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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2013, 10:06:51 PM »
I survived!!!! :thumbsup:

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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2013, 05:24:01 AM »
I survived!!!! :thumbsup:

Excellent news well done that girl. :thumbsup:
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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2013, 08:13:06 AM »
Thass why wimmin have handbags like  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: And take bottles wrapped up like pressies with frilly tops so you can undo the lid.. redface:

 lol: I know that one.
A favourite of my eldest daughter in her youth, as long as she can put the frilly top back on OK.

Nothing worse than picking them up from a party with a trail of Bacardi leading to their handbag.
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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2013, 10:19:44 AM »
Thass why wimmin have handbags like  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: And take bottles wrapped up like pressies with frilly tops so you can undo the lid.. redface:

 lol: I know that one.
A favourite of my eldest daughter in her youth, as long as she can put the frilly top back on OK.

Nothing worse than picking them up from a party with a trail of Bacardi leading to their handbag.

Mine are always empty so never a problem.... :thumbsup:
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2013, 10:28:10 AM »
Thass why wimmin have handbags like  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: And take bottles wrapped up like pressies with frilly tops so you can undo the lid.. redface:

 lol: I know that one.
A favourite of my eldest daughter in her youth, as long as she can put the frilly top back on OK.

Nothing worse than picking them up from a party with a trail of Bacardi leading to their handbag.

Mine are always empty so never a problem.... :thumbsup:

Top gerl.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Getting pissed..??
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2013, 12:09:08 PM »
My liver is on holiday till Friday.  ::)
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