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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2007, 04:08:51 PM »
 whistle: Spontaneous combustion?   rubschin:

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« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2007, 04:11:53 PM »
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper?  rubschin:

Nobody had invented fire at that time BM.  ::)
Spontaneous combustion then? or crop circles or something? prolly.  rubschin:
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« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2007, 04:14:02 PM »
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
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« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2007, 04:21:01 PM »
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper?  rubschin:

Nobody had invented fire at that time BM.  ::)

How do you know? - The sun was on fire.  Who lit that?

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« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2007, 04:25:41 PM »
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This is getting a bit complicated, innit.
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« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2007, 04:25:58 PM »
"The Dinosaurs became extinct because of the Big Bang right? But what exactly caused the Big Bang?"

Oh deary me.
Did somebody light the big blue touch paper?  rubschin:

Nobody had invented fire at that time BM.  ::)

How do you know? - The sun was on fire.  Who lit that?

Must have been me Dad ~ 'cos I wasn't allowed matches
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« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2007, 04:35:09 PM »
I feel like a rabbit in headlights with some of this stuff

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Anyone know any good websites for teaching children to count to 20 and beyond?

Just giver them 30 things to count and start yelling when they get to 21 noooo:
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« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2007, 05:10:58 PM »
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Somebody rubbing boy scouts together?  rubschin:
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« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2007, 05:17:05 PM »
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Somebody rubbing boy scouts together?  rubschin:

Sorry, that's one of those jokes that has been around soooooooooo long that even I can't remember the beginning.
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« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2007, 05:30:59 PM »
Boy Scouts rubbing their legs together?
Somebody rubbing boy scouts together?  rubschin:

Sorry, that's one of those jokes that has been around soooooooooo long that even I can't remember the beginning.
The beginning of what?  rubschin:
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« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2007, 05:42:38 PM »
Ahh... surely the older gag was...

Boy scouts ... Girl guides...  eyes:

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« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2007, 05:47:11 PM »
This is in danger of becoming yet another circular thread.

OK give us a punch line and see who can remember the joke.
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« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2007, 05:50:55 PM »
An easy one to start...

"Know it, I fucking wrote it"
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2007, 06:16:17 PM »
An easy one to start...

"Know it, I fucking wrote it"

That's too easy:
Paul McCartney is sipping tea in Nick's kitchen and they are talking about Liverpool.
Nick says "Do you know Penny Lane" and Macca says "Know it, I fucking wrote it"


Or variations thereon.
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« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2007, 07:05:56 PM »
He loves his Hob Nobs! evil: evil:
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