Fanatical Anti-Smokers...

[Baldy]

I wnet out for a fag last night and met a wumman who was also rather furtively smoking. I asked her if she was there for an award.

"No, I am from the cancer charity that benefits. For Christ's sake don't tell anyone you saw me out here." 

Nearly all of my friends who work for the NHS are smokers. Quackters being the heaviest smokers & drinkers of them all.

[Steve]

how many of us are, have been smokers?   Looks like more than the average

I'm a smoked for 10 years and now haven't for 30 person

[Baldy]

how many of us are, have been smokers?   Looks like more than the average

I'm a smoked for 10 years and now haven't for 30 person

What were you smoking? 

[Barman]

I'm practically a never-smoker although I had a brief cigar fetish when I was 40ish....

[Steve]

how many of us are, have been smokers?   Looks like more than the average

I'm a smoked for 10 years and now haven't for 30 person

What were you smoking? 

cigarettes then cigars

[Baldy]

how many of us are, have been smokers?   Looks like more than the average

I'm a smoked for 10 years and now haven't for 30 person

What were you smoking? 

cigarettes then cigars

Read your last quote Steve.....sure it was nothing stronger?

[Steve]

sure but just for you a sprinkling of quote marks

so

I'm a smoked for 10 years and now haven't for 30 person

becomes

I'm a "smoked for 10 years" and now "haven't for 30" person

[Baldy]

sure but just for you a sprinkling of quote marks

so

I'm a smoked for 10 years and now haven't for 30 person

becomes

I'm a "smoked for 10 years" and now "haven't for 30" person

 

[Darwins Selection]

I remember the 60's 

[Steve]

I remember the 60's 

I'll soon be one of the 60s'

[Barman]

I remember the 60's 

Packs of 60? 

[Steve]

I remember the 60's 

Packs of 60? 

Never saw those on sale in pub loos

Things I hate #26:  People who say "if you can remember the 60's then you weren't there"

[Darwins Selection]

I remember the 60's 

Packs of 60? 

Never saw those on sale in pub loos

Things I hate #26:  People who say "if you can remember the 60's then you weren't there"

I didn't quite say it, just made you think it. 

[The Moan Ranger]

I started smoking regularly (20+ per day) when I was 19, so 26 years a smoker.

I probably only smoke about 10 per day now though.

[barmisspah?]

Never smoked, never wanted to.
Hate the smell.
Saddler smokes but does so in the dining room with the back door open (bless him).
I have never been a rabid anti smoker, my feeling is it's your life to do with as you choose.