I WANT!

[Grumpmeister]

Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool. 

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap. 

http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0

[Barman]

Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool. 

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap. 

http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0

 

[Steve]

Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool. 

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap. 

http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0

 

  does include an inbuilt Taser for torturing said little Shite?

[Grumpmeister]

Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool. 

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap. 

http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0

 

  does include an inbuilt Taser for torturing said little Shite?

If it did I'd also be tasering the eejit who took the little scrote on without performing any checks on him. Took me all of 5 minutes googling the local papers to find a fairly substantial criminal record stretching back over a decade.  Head office may not justify the cost of DBS checks on staff in positions where common sense says they should be required but it shouldn't take a genius to look through old newspapers online and think 'Hmm, committed robbery while threatening to brain the shop assistant with a metal bar and was arrested again for theft while on probation for it. Perhaps we shouldn't offer him a job'

[apc2010]

Having had my Leatherman tool stolen by a little shite (who is going to pay when I get my hands on him) I've been half keeping an eye out for a possible replacement and this has certainly caught my eye, a wearable

http://youtu.be/qey5rs7_b4cmultitool. 

And you can even get an adaptor so that you can use it as a watch strap. 

http://youtu.be/e6J0nAdfmO0

 

  does include an inbuilt Taser for torturing said little Shite?

If it did I'd also be tasering the eejit who took the little scrote on without performing any checks on him. Took me all of 5 minutes googling the local papers to find a fairly substantial criminal record stretching back over a decade.  Head office may not justify the cost of DBS checks on staff in positions where common sense says they should be required but it shouldn't take a genius to look through old newspapers online and think 'Hmm, committed robbery while threatening to brain the shop assistant with a metal bar and was arrested again for theft while on probation for it. Perhaps we shouldn't offer him a job'

 


A darkie no doubt......

[Grumpmeister]

You'd be wrong Apey,  a light fingered Cornish tosser.

[apc2010]

You'd be wrong Apey,  a light fingered Cornish tosser.

6 fingers........

[Grumpmeister]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/

 

[Barman]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/

 

 

[apc2010]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/

 

 

Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey 

[apc2010]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/

 

 

Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey 

 

[Steve]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/

 

 

Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey 

 

Hope you've all got alibis.  Some bugger has stolen it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38565913

 

[Barman]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/

 

 

Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey 

 

Hope you've all got alibis.  Some bugger has stolen it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38565913

 

[Darwins Selection]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/06/new-gaming-laptop-is-like-nothing-youve-seen-before-6366208/

 

 

Judging from the prices of the Razer laptops they make I'm guessing the price range will start from around 3.5 to 4 grand...




Someone want to fetch the smelling salts for Apey 

 

Hope you've all got alibis.  Some bugger has stolen it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38565913

 

I shall set you on a quest to find where they are, but first you must answer these questions three....