The all new horsey betting shop

[Uncle Mort]

I'vr given up serious betting ~ it's a mugs game. Just have a little flutter on the Channel 4 racing on a Saturday now.

These rolz ~ I take it we use the SP (starting prince) like.

And wot about place betting?

[Barman]

Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? 

Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... 

So, what is the house cut? 

[Uncle Mort]

I'll have fiver each way on THUNDERING HOME in the 1:45 (currently 11/2)

[Baldy]

16:00 Sandown

Spanish Arch ...currently 8/1

10 snotters to win. 

[Nick]

I'vr given up serious betting ~ it's a mugs game. Just have a little flutter on the Channel 4 racing on a Saturday now.

These rolz ~ I take it we use the SP (starting prince) like.

And wot about place betting?

This is not going well 

[Baldy]

I'll have fiver each way on THUNDERING HOME in the 1:45 (currently 11/2)

In the same race a fiver each way on Sir Fredlot (currently 16/1)

[GROWLER]

Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? 

Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... 

So, what is the house cut? 

An imaginary 10%

[Baldy]

Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? 

Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... 

So, what is the house cut? 

An imaginary 10%

 

[GROWLER]

I'vr given up serious betting ~ it's a mugs game. Just have a little flutter on the Channel 4 racing on a Saturday now.

These rolz ~ I take it we use the SP (starting prince) like.

And wot about place betting?

This is not going well 

Well it was UNTIL you stuck yu hoof in.

It is going well you eejit. It's simple.

Just post yu results in here tonight like, and how much munny yuv wun, and keep adding wins or subtracting losses each day.

[Baldy]

17:30 Wolverhampton

Athaakeel ten snotters on the win (currently 4/1)

[Barman]

Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? 

Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... 

So, what is the house cut? 

An imaginary 10%

 

[apc2010]

Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? 

Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... 

So, what is the house cut? 

Stumbling again........

[Steve]

No you turnip headed goon. . . .

So I've gone up in your world like 


Can we bet on dogs should we not like cowhorse racing?

And which beting emporium's odds are we using to work out virtual winnings.

[Barman]

Wait, what???? An illegal gambling in the Sports Bar so you didn't have to give me a cut??? 

Good job I stumbled in here by mistake like.... 

So, what is the house cut? 

Stumbling again........

 

[Baldy]

Last one today.

15:05 Lingfield

Comadoir (currently 8/1) fiver each way.