Uncle Mort's new car

[Uncle Mort]

Ford B-Max 1.0 Zetec 5dr 100PS.

Delivery mid December 

[Nick]

Growler's trousers will explode 

[Uncle Mort]

Indeed!

[GROWLER]

Why?  

What a strange comment.

[GROWLER]

Ford B-Max 1.0 Zetec 5dr 100PS.

Delivery mid December 

Very good. Excellent car and engine by all accounts.

[Darwins Selection]

Ford B-Max 1.0 Zetec 5dr 100PS.

Delivery mid December 

Well done.

I remember when 100 BHP/Litre was the Holy Grail of sports cars. 

[GROWLER]

You going to feel all sad saying goodbye to the Fusion then?
Served you well after all these years ey?

Not the most dynamic car ever built, but I never hear anything particulary bad about them tbh.

'Chopping' it in or selling privately?

We'll need piccies of the new one when it arrives btw,   but blank the no. plate off don't forget

[Uncle Mort]

The Fusion has been a good car but has become a bit of a 'banger' during the past year or so; I won't miss it.

Selling private is too much of a palaver imo ~ got a reasonal part exchange

[Uncle Mort]

Still waiting...

It's been built but I'm beginning to think they've mislaid it.

[GROWLER]

Still waiting...

It's been built but I'm beginning to think they've mislaid it.

Well what's the main stealer got to say about it then?

Has it actually been imported into SGB yet?

Apparently, the days of airfields and other such storage/holding area compounds have gone now.
Everything is ordered for delivery once the cussie has signed....so I've been told.

Still, another 10 days...if it drags on that long... and it'll be registered as a 2013 model, making it werth slightly more £££££ or ppppp's when you come to sell it in the future.

[Uncle Mort]

Well what's the main stealer got to say about it then?

Nothing 

TBH I'm not that mithered about it (yet)

[GROWLER]

Well what's the main stealer got to say about it then?

Nothing 

TBH I'm not that mithered about it (yet)

Not good enough imo.
Probably not arsed now as office parties are taking precedence I suppose.

Whole bastard cuntry seemingly stops for this shite.

Personally speaking like, I'd be giving them the full GROWLER 'down the banks' rant. Just my opinion of course.
I'd also be telling them to offer some sort of sweetner, like free servicing or summat.
If it wasn't going to be here for mid December (now lateish) , they should have made that clear from the outset.

Don't let it drag on UM. That's exactly what they'll be hoping you'll do....without a fuss.
Give us yer munny, now sod off attitude.
I know, I hear and witness this all the time.

[Baldy]

Prolly best to stay calm and go with Growler's suggestion of a 2013 plate. The salesman is looking for commission in January to pay off his plastic bill used over Crimble.

[GROWLER]

Prolly best to stay calm and go with Growler's suggestion of a 2013 plate. The salesman is looking for commission in January to pay off his plastic bill used over Crimble.

Salesman normally like to see their cars go out by the end of the month, especially if they're near their target.

[GROWLER]

Prolly best to stay calm and go with Growler's suggestion of a 2013 plate. The salesman is looking for commission in January to pay off his plastic bill used over Crimble.

I was reading last night that the option of a 13 OR 62 plate from 01/03 to 01/09is no longer going to be offered or available.
 DVLA hae now had a cjhange of heart and don't want to spoil the continuity or some other such shite, but they're going to offereing cut price non date related registration numbers instead,   to those that are supersticious about the  number 13

Nowt to do with now seeing yet another opportunity for raking more dosh in...of course, oh no no no, perish the thought.

Scumbags.