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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #630 on: April 10, 2017, 09:48:03 PM »
Swigging vodka from the bottle while driving with her son in the back, should have been given more than 26 weeks.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4398090/Mother-32-drove-swigging-vodka-jailed.html
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #631 on: April 10, 2017, 10:23:16 PM »
Swigging vodka from the bottle while driving with her son in the back, should have been given more than 26 weeks.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4398090/Mother-32-drove-swigging-vodka-jailed.html

 noooo: Utter bonkers, the first driver to attempt a triple salchow with the car
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #632 on: April 11, 2017, 08:06:27 AM »
Swigging vodka from the bottle while driving with her son in the back, should have been given more than 26 weeks.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4398090/Mother-32-drove-swigging-vodka-jailed.html


It seems that Mr. Darwin, having taken his eye off the ball (as it were) and missed the initial breeding is well on the case with this one...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #636 on: April 19, 2017, 10:57:44 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #637 on: May 17, 2017, 07:01:23 PM »
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #638 on: May 17, 2017, 07:16:12 PM »
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You just don't know do you...?  noooo:

Imagine. You live the perfect life, don't drink, don't smoke, don't eat junk food or any of that stuff, drive the safest car, don't speed, don't D & D, don't use your mobile in the car and then one day you are sitting in a traffic jam and...

WHAM! A fucking petrol tanker crushes you to death!  eeek:
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #639 on: May 17, 2017, 09:58:00 PM »
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You just don't know do you...?  noooo:

Imagine. You live the perfect life, don't drink, don't smoke, don't eat junk food or any of that stuff, drive the safest car, don't speed, don't D & D, don't use your mobile in the car and then one day you are sitting in a traffic jam and...

WHAM! A fucking petrol tanker crushes you to death!  eeek:

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #640 on: May 18, 2017, 06:48:16 AM »
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 eeek:

You just don't know do you...?  noooo:

Imagine. You live the perfect life, don't drink, don't smoke, don't eat junk food or any of that stuff, drive the safest car, don't speed, don't D & D, don't use your mobile in the car and then one day you are sitting in a traffic jam and...

WHAM! A fucking petrol tanker crushes you to death!  eeek:

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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #641 on: May 21, 2017, 12:26:02 AM »
Ouch!



Sebastien Bourdais crash when leading qualifying at Indianapolis qualifying earlier.  Horrible moment to watch live but he appears OK

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/sebastien-bourdais-crashes-indy-off-backboard-47535572
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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #642 on: May 21, 2017, 05:10:02 AM »
Ouch!



Sebastien Bourdais crash when leading qualifying at Indianapolis qualifying earlier.  Horrible moment to watch live but he appears OK

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/sebastien-bourdais-crashes-indy-off-backboard-47535572


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Re: The I'm filling my trousers thread
« Reply #643 on: May 21, 2017, 10:40:01 AM »
Well when I say "OK" apparently he has a smashed pelvis and broken hip.  Ouch indeed
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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.