The pooch is now 15 months old and has settled in nicely ..... Problem is he seems to be the stooopidus dog in the werld.
Let him out, at his request, so he could have a pee in the garden. There is a hell of a gale blowing and sundry stuff is flying across the lawn. He wandered out into the wind, sniffed it a couple of times, clearly decided that the lawn is too muddy for his purposes so pissed all over the front off-side wheel of Woodstock's car then sat on the driveway with his nose in the air and his ears being blown backwards by the wind. Why stooopid? Well he sat in the only puddle on the drive for at least ten minutes. WTF is that all about I'd like to know.
No he doesn't seem to have hemorrhoids or I could understand it.
Bloody daft creature.
