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Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« on: March 24, 2012, 07:08:10 PM »
Bickering is a small VP village in Surrey, although it could be moved elsewhere.  It has a village green and a duck pond. About a mile away is Little Bickering. The village has been around since the 7th century and has a fine Saxon church.

The VP is an old coaching house situated on 'main street' overlooking the village green.

We need to sort out who lives where but bags I live in the old bakery.
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 07:09:46 PM »
Can I run the shop?

I have carrots, turnips and wabbits :thumbsup:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2012, 07:11:59 PM »
Can I run the shop?

I have carrots, turnips and wabbits :thumbsup:

We have a village idiot then...?  ::)
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2012, 07:13:35 PM »
Bickering is a small VP village in Surrey, although it could be moved elsewhere.  It has a village green and a duck pond. About a mile away is Little Bickering. The village has been around since the 7th century and has a fine Saxon church.

The VP is an old coaching house situated on 'main street' overlooking the village green.

We need to sort out who lives where but bags I live in the old bakery.

I'll obviously be staying in the old coaching inn (now the Dog and Hounds)....  cloud9:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2012, 07:14:33 PM »
Can I run the shop?

I have carrots, turnips and wabbits :thumbsup:

We have a village idiot then...?  ::)
Well volunteered BM  :thumbsup:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2012, 07:15:17 PM »
Can I run the shop?

I have carrots, turnips and wabbits :thumbsup:

We have a village idiot then...?  ::)
Well volunteered BM  :thumbsup:

I nave a special offer on duck eggs

Not me you mong!  ::)
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2012, 07:17:06 PM »
CONSTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2012, 07:33:04 PM »
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2012, 07:34:19 PM »
eXCELLENT. Arrest BM!!
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2012, 07:40:07 PM »
  I'll have to look at all the evidence first...

What is your defence...you look like a village idiot to me...














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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2012, 07:43:56 PM »
DS can be the turnip farmer.

Miss D can be the barmaid with the famous cleavage  eyes:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2012, 08:05:35 PM »
DS can be the turnip farmer.

Miss D can be the barmaid with the famous cleavage  eyes:

I think Wenchy fills that role...  whistle:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2012, 08:07:19 PM »
Miss D can fill it more  eyes:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2012, 08:13:29 PM »
Miss D can fill it more  eyes:

Miss T could stretch it to breaking point....  whistle:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2012, 08:15:44 PM »
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