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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #435 on: December 15, 2016, 11:27:35 AM »
The brat rings me up crying. She has the lergy. But she is crying cos her head hurts.

I am trying to talk to he in my strained voice ( after days of suffering with similar) and advise to take drugs and go back to sleep ( this should be the strapline for the NHS) .

Not once did she recognise that I too have not been well. Not once did she ask how I am ? The sky has fallen down because she has a cold  noooo:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #436 on: December 15, 2016, 11:34:47 AM »
I am still poorly sick sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #437 on: December 15, 2016, 11:36:59 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2016, 11:27:35 AM
. . and advise to take drugs . . .

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Parents of today, I ask you
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #438 on: December 15, 2016, 09:46:27 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2016, 11:27:35 AM
The brat rings me up crying. She has the lergy. But she is crying cos her head hurts.

I am trying to talk to he in my strained voice ( after days of suffering with similar) and advise to take drugs and go back to sleep ( this should be the strapline for the NHS) .

Not once did she recognise that I too have not been well. Not once did she ask how I am ? The sky has fallen down because she has a cold  noooo:
It was ever thus. Be glad you only have the one.
They do eventually become grown up and broadly aware of other people, if that is any consolation.
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #439 on: December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM »
 Yuk: kleenex:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #440 on: December 30, 2016, 04:20:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #441 on: December 30, 2016, 04:22:45 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:20:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #442 on: December 30, 2016, 04:38:42 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 04:22:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:20:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #443 on: December 30, 2016, 05:33:10 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:38:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 04:22:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:20:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:

I'm going downhill fast like....  noooo:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #444 on: December 30, 2016, 05:49:55 PM »
 point: point: point:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #445 on: December 30, 2016, 05:59:03 PM »
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #446 on: December 30, 2016, 08:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:38:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 04:22:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:20:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:

I'm going downhill fast like....  noooo:
Isnt it time you got someone else to fix the Pajero.  rubschin:
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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #447 on: December 30, 2016, 08:28:26 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 30, 2016, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:38:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 04:22:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:20:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:

I'm going downhill fast like....  noooo:
Isnt it time you got someone else to fix the Pajero.  rubschin:


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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #448 on: December 30, 2016, 08:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 30, 2016, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:38:42 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 04:22:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2016, 04:20:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2016, 03:59:42 PM
Yuk: kleenex:

Excuse not to go out tomorrow night.......... noooo:

Yes, will be staying in with gammon, egg 'n' chips....  noooo:

Lightweight.......... noooo:

I'm going downhill fast like....  noooo:
Isnt it time you got someone else to fix the Pajero.  rubschin:

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Re: Man Flu # 23547
« Reply #449 on: March 10, 2017, 02:59:21 PM »
I think I may live  sad24:
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