I am back in Nottingham. Frist port of call were the Rasta. They were beside themselves with embarrassment and profusely sorry. They think they know which dwarf the suit belongs to and will cal me when he returns it or will replace the suit for me
Excellent news. West Indians are usually very pleasant people to deal with in my experience.
Thanks for the smiles at your expense. Very generous of you to share it with us I thought, particularly as you must have known some would have to take matters beyond a joke.