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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2011, 05:56:03 AM »
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I have already had to call Trading Standards to check out the legal deal on getting my own suit back OR getting it replaced. I expect a battle tomorrow, especially as the Dry Cleanig place is run by Rastafarians  scared2:

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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2011, 06:26:47 AM »
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2011, 06:35:21 AM »
evil:

I have already had to call Trading Standards to check out the legal deal on getting my own suit back OR getting it replaced. I expect a battle tomorrow, especially as the Dry Cleanig place is run by Rastafarians  scared2:

They may tell you not to Wait in Vain for your stuff  whistle:

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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2011, 09:19:32 AM »
Can anyone explain to me in one sentence WHY oh WHY this idiot is actually allowed out loose into society? Shrugs:
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2011, 09:30:24 AM »
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2011, 09:31:33 AM »
Can anyone explain to me in one sentence WHY oh WHY this idiot is actually allowed out loose into society? Shrugs:


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Nope. no idea...  noooo:



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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2011, 09:44:46 AM »
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You almost seem to take pride in being the village idiot, or in this place the VP, the village prick. ::)

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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2011, 11:02:12 AM »
Were you so badly dressed that you were mistaken for a Lib-Dem MP ?

I think village prick is a bit strong. Professional village idiot probably fits the bill.
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2011, 11:04:27 AM »
As for the Rastafarians, they didn't make you look natty, but you were dreading it !
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2011, 11:48:21 AM »
Were you so badly dressed that you were mistaken for a Lib-Dem MP ?

I think village prick is a bit strong. Professional village idiot probably fits the bill.

I thought i was being a bit overly generous and tame tbqath. whistle:


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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2011, 11:55:57 AM »
You weren't at the Department of Education Chrsitmas do last night were you Nick ????

Apparently they themed it on Strictly Come Dancing with Michael Gove being head judge  rubschin:

Your outfit would have deffo stood out if that was the case  noooo:

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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2011, 01:35:50 PM »
Were you so badly dressed that you were mistaken for a Lib-Dem MP ?

I think village prick is a bit strong. Professional village idiot probably fits the bill.

I thought i was being a bit overly generous and tame tbqath. whistle:

And I thought you were being bloody offensive TBQH but since Nick seems happy to let you be I don't interfere.
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2011, 02:25:31 PM »
I am back in Nottingham. Frist port of call were the Rasta. They were beside themselves with embarrassment and profusely sorry. They think they know which dwarf the suit belongs to and will cal me when he returns it or will replace the suit for me cloud9:
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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2011, 02:29:16 PM »
I am back in Nottingham. Frist port of call were the Rasta. They were beside themselves with embarrassment and profusely sorry. They think they know which dwarf the suit belongs to and will cal me when he returns it or will replace the suit for me cloud9:


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Re: Nick visits the House of Commons
« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2011, 02:30:33 PM »
Eh?
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