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Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« on: November 21, 2011, 01:43:02 PM »



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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2011, 01:43:57 PM »
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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2011, 01:45:01 PM »
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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2011, 01:45:21 PM »
Spices on a take-away....... rubschin:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2011, 05:27:14 PM »
You could always bash your pork with a meat tenderising hammer. It will only hurt a little bit. angel1



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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2011, 05:28:37 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2011, 05:27:14 PM
You could always bash your pork with a meat tenderising hammer. It will only hurt a little bit. angel1


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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2011, 05:36:18 PM »
Oh, and BM, don't forget to wrap your piece of meat in clingfilm or a lightweight plastic bag before giving it a good bashing  :thumbsup:
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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2011, 05:36:55 PM »
Or a condom :thumbsup:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2011, 05:44:19 PM »



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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2011, 06:39:21 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2011, 05:36:18 PM
Oh, and BM, don't forget to wrap your piece of meat in clingfilm or a lightweight plastic bag before giving it a good bashing  :thumbsup:

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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2011, 06:40:26 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 21, 2011, 06:39:21 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2011, 05:36:18 PM
Oh, and BM, don't forget to wrap your piece of meat in clingfilm or a lightweight plastic bag before giving it a good bashing  :thumbsup:

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM »
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1



It works really really well. :thumbsup:  You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:
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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2011, 04:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1



It works really really well. :thumbsup:  You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Does he have you insured...?  rubschin:
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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1



It works really really well. :thumbsup:  You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page  rubschin:  I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that
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Re: Well this was an accident waiting to happen...
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2011, 07:09:14 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 18, 2011, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 18, 2011, 01:23:35 PM
Mr C purchased one of these for me...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/AnySharp-Global-Worlds-Sharpener-Classic/dp/B001DXVL6K/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1324214409&sr=1-1



It works really really well. :thumbsup:  You can't see the blood gushing out from this picture though. sad24:

Serious question. Does it sharpen better than the one in the Amazon video on that page  rubschin:  I'd be disappointed if a newly sharpened knife cut a tomato like that


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