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Offline apc2010

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The Cyprus Census
« on: November 06, 2011, 04:49:04 PM »
Some bird just knocked on my door for a census.......... eeek:


Told her to come back later ...... whistle:

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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2011, 04:52:14 PM »
I bet she counted you anyway.
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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2011, 04:57:14 PM »
Was going to say I was on holiday.................till the dog and cat ran out the door...... Banghead

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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2011, 05:13:16 PM »
You could have told her you were house sitting.  whistle:
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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2011, 05:18:55 PM »
You could have told her you were house sitting.  whistle:


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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2011, 05:27:31 PM »
Was going to say I was on holiday.................till the dog and cat ran out the door...... Banghead

Just How....roughly like wil do...were you hoping to fob her off by saying you weren't actually there 'cus you were/are/is/whatever/on holiday, when you actually spoke to her.

I'm confuzzlicated over this one tbqatth. confused:

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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2011, 05:30:53 PM »
I think the Bear has taken a firm grasp of the wrong end of the stick  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2011, 05:31:37 PM »
Was going to say I was on holiday.................till the dog and cat ran out the door...... Banghead

Just How....roughly like wil do...were you hoping to fob her off by saying you weren't actually there 'cus you were/are/is/whatever/on holiday, when you actually spoke to her.

I'm confuzzlicated over this one tbqatth. confused:

I don't want all my details on Government computers........ evil:

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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2011, 05:38:34 PM »
Was going to say I was on holiday.................till the dog and cat ran out the door...... Banghead

Just How....roughly like wil do...were you hoping to fob her off by saying you weren't actually there 'cus you were/are/is/whatever/on holiday, when you actually spoke to her.

I'm confuzzlicated over this one tbqatth. confused:

I don't want all my details on Government computers........ evil:

They already are sunshine. "They" know more about you than you know about yourself. 



I think the Bear has taken a firm grasp of the wrong end of the stick  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:


And I very much doubt that he will release it.
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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2011, 05:39:20 PM »
He is an great furry oaf  Banghead
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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2011, 05:39:57 PM »
You can say that 'cos you is his mate like.
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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2011, 05:58:02 PM »
You can say that 'cos you is his mate like.

Oh SHIT! Really? eeek:

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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2011, 05:59:49 PM »
You can say that 'cos you is his mate like.

Oh SHIT! Really? eeek:

'Fraid so.


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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2011, 06:00:44 PM »
 sad24:
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Re: The Cyprus Census
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2011, 07:06:31 PM »

I don't want all my details on Government computers........ evil:

Cyrus - a land of Reprobates  noooo:
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