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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2011, 10:17:18 PM
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Jelly Baby Vodka
Get a bottle of Vodka and add Jelly Babies. screw top on vodka and put bottle in dishwasher for 1 hour. The heat causes the Jelly Babies to dissolve, and you have a very nice tasting drink, which just so happens to get you very drunk. Do not use the black ones, they turn it a horrible murkey colour.
Do not put it into fridge as it will set rubschin:
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Before adding said jelly babies, don't forget to have to have a good swig first to make room for said jelly babies...
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Skittles Vodka
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Materials
1300 grams of Skittles
4 litres of vodka
Five 1 liter bottles
Tools
Paper towels
Colander
Funnel
1 liter bowl
5 bowls
Sorting
The first tedious part of this process is sorting the Skittles into their various colors (ostensibly, flavors). Five Skittles colors - about 240 Skittles per liter of vodka.
Assembly
Now comes the easy part. To get the Skittles into the narrow-mouthed bottles, make a simple paper funnel and carefully pour the candies in. Easy. Then, just used a liquid funnel to fill each bottle with vodka.
Shake and Wait
After each of the containers is filled, I give them a quick shake; within a few hours, much of the candies had dissolved. Leave them overnight, and by the next day all that is left is a small bed of white pebbles in the bottom of each bottle.
Filter
Finally, the filtration. This step is the most difficult, because it requires a lot of patience even though you're almost done!
A lot of the mass of Skittles is binder—corn starch and the like. It leaves a significant amount of scum on the top of your Skittles vodka mix. To strain it off use normal paper towels, which made filtering take about 5 minutes per bottle. After filtering, re-bottle and enjoy your super-sweet vodka rainbow! rubschin:
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Jelly Baby Vodka
Get a bottle of Vodka and add Jelly Babies. screw top on vodka and put bottle in dishwasher for 1 hour. The heat causes the Jelly Babies to dissolve, and you have a very nice tasting drink, which just so happens to get you very drunk. Do not use the black ones, they turn it a horrible murkey colour.
Do not put it into fridge as it will set rubschin:
That may be why the brat wants lemon jelly? The things they teach them at skuwel these days eh?
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https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=223442814007
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110 members - hardly building up a momentum on that one are they lol:
I need to get The Brat up shortly so she can toddle off and do some shopping before school - this is bound to go well as she was still up past midnight last night noooo: noooo: noooo:
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110 members - hardly building up a momentum on that one are they lol:
I need to get The Brat up shortly so she can toddle off and do some shopping before school - this is bound to go well as she was still up past midnight last night noooo: noooo: noooo:
scared:
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Similar exercise being undertaken by SWWLTBO as I type ~ she is bellowing up the stairs "ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?"
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Similar exercise being undertaken by SWWLTBO as I type ~ she is bellowing up the stairs "ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?"
You're a bit old for skool Snoopy... noooo:
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Similar exercise being undertaken by SWWLTBO as I type ~ she is bellowing up the stairs "ARE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY?"
You're a bit old for skool Snoopy... noooo:
I graduated from the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm Skool years ago.
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https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=223442814007
;D I have joined. redface:
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A pub I used to frequent tried their hand at making flavoured vodka...
I was dared into trying the garlic one...
sick2:
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https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=223442814007
;D I have joined. redface:
That is sad! ;)
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Take one large water melon and cut a whole in the top, pour as much vodka in the hole with out overflow. put in the fridge and repeat the next day until the whole bottle is empty. leave another 24 hours then slice. mmmmmmmmm
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Miss D will try that noooo:
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Take one large water melon and cut a whole in the top, pour as much vodka in the hole with out overflow. put in the fridge and repeat the next day until the whole bottle is empty. leave another 24 hours then slice. mmmmmmmmm
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I could make that for Friday.... rubschin:
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See you Tuesday ::)
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Take one large water melon and cut a whole in the top, pour as much vodka in the hole with out overflow. put in the fridge and repeat the next day until the whole bottle is empty. leave another 24 hours then slice. mmmmmmmmm
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I could make that for Friday.... rubschin:
happy088 cloud9:
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Take one large water melon and cut a whole in the top, pour as much vodka in the hole with out overflow. put in the fridge and repeat the next day until the whole bottle is empty. leave another 24 hours then slice. mmmmmmmmm
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I could make that for Friday.... rubschin:
happy088 cloud9:
Deal! eveilgrin:
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none of that cheap Lidl's crap tho nonono:
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BM is an connoisseur of melons eyes:
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none of that cheap Lidl's crap tho nonono:
Oh noes... the very best karpoozi from Papas.... cloud9:
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I meant the vodka...mong
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I meant the vodka...mong
Oh... redface:
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Doesn't Baldy have an Russian neighbour. Come to think of it, so does BM. He should get his phrase book out and make a visit whistle:
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Doesn't Baldy have an Russian neighbour. Come to think of it, so does BM. He should get his phrase book out and make a visit whistle:
I'll use some of me home brew voddy... who is going to know after its been in a melon for a week....? Shrugs:
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sick2: sick2:
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shutup:
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Doesn't Baldy have an Russian neighbour. Come to think of it, so does BM. He should get his phrase book out and make a visit whistle:
I've found a bottle that the Russians brought as a gift the last time they came... I'll use that! cloud9:
At least I think it is voddy.... rubschin:
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oh christ. scared2:
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oh christ. scared2:
What could possibly go wrong...? Shrugs:
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Just a thought but when you went to visit them I'm assuming you took a bottle with you. If you bought a decent bottle you should be safe but if you gave them some of your homebrew paintstripper then I'd check the bottle for polonium whistle:
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Just a thought but when you went to visit them I'm assuming you took a bottle with you. If you bought a decent bottle you should be safe but if you gave them some of your homebrew paintstripper then I'd check the bottle for polonium whistle:
No he bought sweets .............................sweet F A............ evil:
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Just a thought but when you went to visit them I'm assuming you took a bottle with you. If you bought a decent bottle you should be safe but if you gave them some of your homebrew paintstripper then I'd check the bottle for polonium whistle:
rubschin:
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so we are clear...he's what you do......
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so we are clear...he's what you do......
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Looks complex... Shrugs:
I might just drink the voddy - to be on the safe side like.... whistle:
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scared2:
Don't ask him to insert anything into melons lol:
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He couldn't noooo:
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He couldn't noooo:
eyes:
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He couldn't noooo:
Bet he could eeek:
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The melon has been punctured! eeek:
Rolling around in the back of the car with somebodies tins of Stella... ::)
What to do...? rubschin:
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Learning to spell "Somebody's" would be a good start whistle:
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Learning to spell "Somebody's" would be a good start whistle:
I knew it was wrong.... couldn't be arsed to change it tho.... whistle:
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Learning to spell "Somebody's" would be a good start whistle:
I knew it was wrong.... couldn't be arsed to change it tho.... whistle:
Of course .......
char048
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The melon has been punctured! eeek:
Rolling around in the back of the car with somebodies tins of Stella... ::)
What to do...? rubschin:
don't open those tins for a bit, fizz city!!!!!!!! but I appreciate the thought.....Also, please be careful what climbs into the karpuzi hole......
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The melon has been punctured! eeek:
Rolling around in the back of the car with somebodies tins of Stella... ::)
What to do...? rubschin:
don't open those tins for a bit, fizz city!!!!!!!! but I appreciate the thought.....Also, please be careful what climbs into the karpuzi hole......
eeek:
You leave my karpuzi hole out of this!
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scared2:
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scared2:
What is that at the bottom of the melon? Newton's "An equal & opposite reaction" of something being poked into the melon? whistle:
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scared2:
What is that at the bottom of the melon? Newton's "An equal & opposite reaction" of something being poked into the melon? whistle:
Its penis....
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scared2:
What is that at the bottom of the melon? Newton's "An equal & opposite reaction" of something being poked into the melon? whistle:
Its penis....
Yours or the farmers? eeek:
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scared2:
What is that at the bottom of the melon? Newton's "An equal & opposite reaction" of something being poked into the melon? whistle:
Its penis....
Yours or the farmers? eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
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ooooooooo, im sooooo excited!!!! glad to see you got the good stuff. cloud9:
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ooooooooo, im sooooo excited!!!! glad to see you got the good stuff. cloud9:
With a Baileys style also. whistle:
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ooooooooo, im sooooo excited!!!! glad to see you put a bottle of the good stuff next to the melon. cloud9:
whistle:
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doh:
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Was that my leftovers ? rubschin:
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Was that my leftovers ? rubschin:
As if you left any over... ::)
See also: Mini Magnums.
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Was that my leftovers ? rubschin:
Only if he replenished the bottle with tap water apparently. whistle:
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So, would I be right in thinking that the voddy you pour in the top of the melon displaces the fluid inside and it leaks out all over the fridge? cussing:
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Was that my leftovers ? rubschin:
As if you left any over... ::)
See also: Mini Magnums.
redface:
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So, would I be right in thinking that the voddy you pour in the top of the melon displaces the fluid inside and it leaks out all over the fridge? cussing:
I have been wondering how that werks too rubschin:
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scared2:
seriously tho...is that ALL you have in your fridge?
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scared2:
seriously tho...is that ALL you have in your fridge?
Oh noes.... noooo:
The shelf above has all your Stella on it.... happy088
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happ096
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So, would I be right in thinking that the voddy you pour in the top of the melon displaces the fluid inside and it leaks out all over the fridge? cussing:
I have been wondering how that werks too rubschin:
Its gubbed I tells ya! cussing:
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Why am I not surprised? whistle:
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Why am I not surprised? whistle:
It wasn't my idea! cussing:
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Why am I not surprised? whistle:
It wasn't my idea! cussing:
guilty as charged. redface:
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So you have never ackchooly tried doing this?
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I have. Honest guv, it werks. You just add the voddy bit by bit over a few days.
I think.
Dont really remember.
Last time it was a case of vodka for the melon....vodka for me......vodka for the melon.......and so on.
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A bit more slowly perhaps....? rubschin:
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Oh gawd, it requires patience , dedication, perserverance ....you've met BM , you are aware of his boredom threshold aren't ya ;) lol:
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Miss D nails it angel1
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Oh gawd, it requires patience , dedication, perserverance ....you've met BM , you are aware of his boredom threshold aren't ya ;) lol:
I can't even spell those words... noooo:
Mind you, neither can Miss D! point:
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He's all alone, thought I'd give him a project like ;)
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Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball Finger:
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Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball Finger:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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He's all alone, thought I'd give him a project like ;)
What, cleaning the fridge...? evil:
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Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball Finger:
It werks perfectly well on my system like... point:
Snoopy will explain the ins and outs of it I'm sure.... whistle:
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He's all alone, thought I'd give him a project like ;)
What, cleaning the fridge...? evil:
better than digging ten ton of gravel tho
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Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball Finger:
It werks perfectly well on my system like... point:
Snoopy will explain the ins and outs of it I'm sure.... whistle:
Yes but I was on my werk laptop which doesn't have MozzyCilla on it and therefore does not highlight errors in red
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Well when you have ungubbed the spell check I will spell properly ....until then stick it up yer funnel and soak it into your leaking ball Finger:
It werks perfectly well on my system like... point:
Snoopy will explain the ins and outs of it I'm sure.... whistle:
Yes but I was on my werk laptop which doesn't have MozzyCilla on it and therefore does not highlight errors in red
Understandable then.... ::)
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oooo, had in idea.......if the vodka melon works, next time try rum in a pineapple.... rubschin:
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oooo, had in idea.......if the vodka melon works, next time try rum in a pineapple.... rubschin:
Lets not run before we can walk eh...? ::)
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I don't think the funnel is werking... I've removed it.... whistle:
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oooo, had in idea.......if the vodka melon works, next time try rum in a pineapple.... rubschin:
Lets not run before we can walk eh...? ::)
After consuming that I suspect neither running or walking would be an option whistle: whistle:
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Ahem .......
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Vodka-Watermelon (http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Vodka-Watermelon) ::)
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Ahem .......
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Vodka-Watermelon (http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Vodka-Watermelon) ::)
Yes, I found that... it is shite! cussing:
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Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop whistle:
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Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I am on 'Plan B'
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Oh I like them too lol:
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Oh I like them too lol:
I thought you would! lol:
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I don't think the funnel is werking... I've removed it.... whistle:
did it hurt? eeek:
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I knew it was wrong.... couldn't be arsed to change it tho.... whistle:
Wonder how many times the pub has been gubbed bacause of the same approach? rubschin:
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Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I am on 'Plan B'
do tell.....
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Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I am on 'Plan B'
do tell.....
Well.... I removed the funnel which left an hole...
I then used a long skewer to make channels from the an hole to the extremities of the inside of the aforementioned water melon.
It is now draining inside much faster and I'm just topping it up regularly and putting its little melon hat on to stop evaporation.... cloud9:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
I have literally just choked on my red bull. awwwww, have dribbled all down my t shirt.
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happy001 happy001 happy001
I have literally just choked on my red bull. awwwww, have dribbled all down my t shirt.
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He's all alone, thought I'd give him a project like ;)
Wouldn't it have been easier to send him some wank mags and a box of Kleenex rubschin:
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Oh I like them too lol:
I thought it was a woman singing until I watched them on Jools Holland's show. What is it with those blokes and that type of singing voice? See also, James Blunt, Darren Hayes and others I don't know cos I change station before it ends cos their voices go through me
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they dont makes music like they used to anymore, do they grandpa?
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Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I am on 'Plan B'
do tell.....
Well.... I removed the funnel which left an hole...
I then used a long skewer to make channels from the an hole to the extremities of the inside of the aforementioned water melon.
It is now draining inside much faster and I'm just topping it up regularly and putting its little melon hat on to stop evaporation.... cloud9:
..."little melon hat"....
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Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I am on 'Plan B'
How is it going? Are you cursing me yet?
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What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...
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What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...
Yuk:
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Of course ~ prolly all done with photoshop whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I am on 'Plan B'
How is it going? Are you cursing me yet?
A bit slow to be honest... Less than half a litre at the moment... noooo:
If it doesn't pick up by tomorrow I'll cube it and soak it! eveilgrin:
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What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...
Yuk:
Fair enough. Gimme a clue like. What can i make for you?
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What do you want me to bring? I can make a guacamole...
Yuk:
Fair enough. Gimme a clue like. What can i make for you?
Nuffink... noooo:
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coleslaw....potato salad.....garlic bread......pancakes?
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coleslaw....potato salad.....garlic bread......pancakes?
Oh gawd... ::)
Okay, I'm going to make a big salid, do some jacket taters and burn some meat on the BBQ...
I'll have beer, wine and voddy watermelon...
Anything you want to bring to enhance that would be lovely... cloud9:
...and if you say 'a fire extinguisher' I'll put super-glue on your plastic chair... ;)
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coleslaw....potato salad.....garlic bread......pancakes?
Oh gawd... ::)
Okay, I'm going to make a big salid, do some jacket taters and burn some meat on the BBQ...
I'll have beer, wine and voddy watermelon...
Anything you want to bring to enhance that would be lovely... cloud9:
...and if you say 'a fire extinguisher' I'll put super-glue on your plastic chair... ;)
Think that has been suggested on another thread.......... whistle:
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coleslaw....potato salad.....garlic bread......pancakes?
Oh gawd... ::)
Okay, I'm going to make a big salid, do some jacket taters and burn some meat on the BBQ...
I'll have beer, wine and voddy watermelon...
Anything you want to bring to enhance that would be lovely... cloud9:
...and if you say 'a fire extinguisher' I'll put super-glue on your plastic chair... ;)
Think that has been suggested on another thread.......... whistle:
yes, I just read that.... evil:
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I have every faith in you. and don't worry, if the incontinence kicks in I'll just jump in the pool. ;D
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I have every faith in you. and don't worry, if the incontinence kicks in I'll just jump in the pool. ;D
Oh noes... I'll prolly have to push the blazing BBQ into the pool.... ::)
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Don't burn the sausage.....
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Chipolata surely? whistle:
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Don't burn the sausage.....
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Ewwww!
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Chipolata surely? whistle:
yes, he must be careful it doesn't fall through the grill onto the coals....
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Chipolata surely? whistle:
yes, he must be careful it doesn't fall through the grill onto the coals....
Joe Pesci I tells ya! cussing:
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you're gonna spit on my meat now aren't you?
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you're gonna spit on my meat now aren't you?
Just don't go near the mayonnaise dips. whistle:
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Bad dog snoopy...... Spank2: Spank2:
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you're gonna spit on my meat now aren't you?
eeek:
apc is reading this you know.... redface:
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you dirty dirty boy. nonono: nonono:
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you dirty dirty boy. nonono: nonono:
You started it! cussing:
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the big boys made me do it! cry: cry:
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the big boys made me do it! cry: cry:
Of course.... char048
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yes "of course" me being all innocent like.... angel1
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yes "of course" me being all innocent like.... angel1
Of course, of course.... noooo:
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yeah, I know. I cant quite pull it off can I. shrugs:
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yeah, I know. I cant quite pull it off can I. shrugs:
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you filthy boy! as soon as I posted that, I knew how you would interpret it. Back to the gutter you go. nonono: nonono:
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you filthy boy! as soon as I posted that, I knew how you would interpret it. Back to the gutter you go. nonono: nonono:
ME??? eeek:
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yes YOU!...dirty,dirty,dirty boy.
eyes:
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yes YOU!...dirty,dirty,dirty boy.
eyes:
Drool:
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yeah, you like that?
whip: Spank2: sex014
tell me you like it........bitch
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yeah, you like that?
whip: Spank2: sex014
tell me you like it........bitch
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still looking forward to Friday? evil: evil: evil:
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still looking forward to Friday? evil: evil: evil:
Oh yes... I like apc a lot.... cloud9:
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cloud9: point:
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Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger: Finger:
point: point: point: point: point:
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She seems like a feisty gerl rubschin:
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She seems like a feisty gerl rubschin:
I know! eyes:
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My flight lands at 4.00 Friday eyes:. Growler will find the keys under a stone
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My flight lands at 4.00 Friday eyes:. Growler will find the keys under a stone
If you think I'm driving to the airport to collect you at 4pm on Friday you can get to fuck! lol:
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Is Getoofuck just down the road from Fuctifiknow rubschin:
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My flight lands at 4.00 Friday eyes:. Growler will find the keys under a stone
If you think I'm driving to the airport to collect you at 4pm on Friday you can get to fuck! lol:
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My flight lands at 4.00 Friday eyes:. Growler will find the keys under a stone
If you think I'm driving to the airport to collect you at 4pm on Friday you can get to fuck! lol:
Get away to fuck shirley?...
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She seems like a feisty gerl rubschin:
I know! eyes:
hello boys...... ;)
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She seems like a feisty gerl rubschin:
I know! eyes:
hello boys...... ;)
Morning!
Not that you'll see this morning I shouldn't think.... ::)
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ha ha! readin it now. woke up hungry, finishin last nights kebab.
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ha ha! readin it now. woke up hungry, finishin last nights kebab.
Eeewwww! sick2:
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The chilli sauce was a bit to hot for the morning tho. Got garlic sweats now. Nice.
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The chilli sauce was a bit to hot for the morning tho. Got garlic sweats now. Nice.
You'll be pleased to know that Stella was on 1 + 1 at Papas... whistle:
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The chilli sauce was a bit to hot for the morning tho. Got garlic sweats now. Nice.
You'll be pleased to know that Stella was on 1 + 1 at Papas... whistle:
Out of date from round the back............. rubschin:
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I don't mind. You've met apc, I clearly don't have high standards.
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I don't mind. You've met apc, I clearly don't have high standards.
lol: lol: lol:
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How's me melon coming along?
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How's me melon coming along?
I just topped him up again... still not ½ litre in him tho... noooo:
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shutup:
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shutup:
Potty mouth... whistle:
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How's me melon coming along?
I just topped him up again... still not ½ litre in him tho... noooo:
t'will be yummy tho. I'm all excitimicated Party001:
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How's me melon coming along?
I just topped him up again... still not ½ litre in him tho... noooo:
t'will be yummy tho. I'm all excitimicated Party001:
Perhaps we should skip the BBQ and just get straight to me melon....? eyes:
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
sounds good to me, and don't worry, I will finish what you cant put it the melon. ;)
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
sounds good to me, and don't worry, I will finish what you cant put it the melon. ;)
Voddy shots... cloud9:
Shall I put the bottle in the freezer like....? rubschin:
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oooooooo, slippery slope
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oooooooo, slippery slope
Ackchewlee I just realised that I don't have any soft drinks for the driver.... Shrugs:
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will pick some up on the way. I'll treat him to a can of pop.
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will pick some up on the way. I'll treat him to a can of pop.
Excellent! happy088
Get cold ones... there isn't any space in the fridge until we drink some of the Stella.... whistle:
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Crackers , cheese and chutney
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Crackers , cheese and chutney
Is this the right thread .......... rubschin:
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Nope redface:
But you know what i mean redface:
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I've just shoved a packet of crackers ,a lump of cheese n chutney in a bottle of vodka...... eeek:
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Crackers , cheese and chutney
Drool:
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Crackers , cheese and chutney
Drool:
Drooling for Miss D or the food ............ whistle:
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rubschin:
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He is not stooopid - he knows what is more appetising and satisfying lol:
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cloud9:
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He loves cheese ............ rubschin:
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Exactly ;)
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So how much of the vodka is in the melon now?
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So how much of the vodka is in the melon now?
Bout half... [hic] redface:
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So it's half cut then ?
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So it's half cut then ?
No, I am... redface:
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Already eeek:
So what time are we taking bets that you fall asleep at the dinner table ? APC and Miss Che arrange for Baldy to bring his pick up truck and you will wake up tomorrow to find your garden gravel less whistle:
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Already eeek:
So what time are we taking bets that you fall asleep at the dinner table ? APC and Miss Che arrange for Baldy to bring his pick up truck and you will wake up tomorrow to find your garden gravel less whistle:
eeek:
Or kidney-less! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Na - they will want something with a resale value ;)
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Na - they will want something with a resale value ;)
evil: et tu Miss D, et tu... noooo:
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You're not all gonna post on here "FOOLED YOU" in a minute are you...?
And I'll be stuck here eating cheap steak, salad and melon for the next week...? sad24:
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When does Nick arrive ???
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When does Nick arrive ???
He's not coming either... noooo:
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Already eeek:
So what time are we taking bets that you fall asleep at the dinner table ? APC and Miss Che arrange for Baldy to bring his pick up truck and you will wake up tomorrow to find your garden gravel less whistle:
eeek:
Or kidney-less! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Na - they will want something with a resale value ;)
Vaguely related:
Every four months I have to have a series of blood & urine tests, cos I am diabetic.
They always check for everything because of the various prescription drugs I take, this includes Kidney Function and the report always comes back saying that I have a damaged left kidney ...... How the F*** can they tell which kidney is damaged from blood and urine samples?
Yes I do have a damaged kidney ~ result of a now ancient rugby accident but the question remains. shrugs:
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You're not all gonna post on here "FOOLED YOU" in a minute are you...?
And I'll be stuck here eating cheap steak, salad and melon for the next week...? sad24:
And presumable standing at the gate hooting like an owl point:
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evil:
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just threw up
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eeek:
Over your guests ?
Food or drink related ....?
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Kebabs and diced carrot. Yumster cloud9: cloud9:
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actually, I didn't she did, pretending to be me, but not, however didn't,..... if you get what I mean like?....
I didn't really, but I'm not him, as you see. I am me.....Miss C xx
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Pissed noooo:
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Pissed noooo:
She is bladdered... noooo: (BM here)
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Trust no one rubschin:
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I am still eating watermelon........... cloud9: (apc)..
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They are ALL bladdered noooo:
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They've gone... wot a nightmare... noooo:
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So early? Are they dead?
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So early? Are they dead?
Oh I do hope so... surrender:
They say they will come back next week like... noooo:
I am bladdered....
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We couldn't work it out... which song goes doo-da-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-do---doo-da...? Shrugs:
It is from that Eliza Dooolittle song like... Shrugs:
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Ooh your poor head point: point: point: point:
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surrender:
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actually, I didn't she did, pretending to be me, but not, however didn't,..... if you get what I mean like?....
I didn't really, but I'm not him, as you see. I am me.....Miss C xx
I'm trying to decide if you are plastered of have multiple personality disorder rubschin:
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He is a lightweight ........... noooo: but the food was yumster ............. cloud9:
and got the posh champers ....... cloud9:
Is he asleep yet ....... rubschin:
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Comatose noooo:
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Still here! cloud9:
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Got home safely. BM slurring and dribbling.....got a bit embarassing so thought we should leave like.
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I've broken my toe like... noooo:
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I've broken my toe like... noooo:
Chasing the dog ........... rubschin: the dog that does not fetch ......... whistle:
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Before he started to soil himself and stuff, the food was amazing! gorgeous steak and champagne. Lovely day. cloud9: cloud9:
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I've broken my toe like... noooo:
Do tell, what'd ya do?
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Sounds like fun. I have got CAKE for Growler scared2:
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I went to switch off the pool pump and walked into a pile of tiles... redface:
I've just attached it to my big toe with masking tape.... noooo:
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Attached what? eeek:
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I went to switch off the pool pump and walked into a pile of tiles... redface:
I've just attached it to my big toe with masking tape.... noooo:
omg!!! I knew we shouldn't have left you all alone. noooo:
If the toe falls off, get the dog to fetch it.
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I went to switch off the pool pump and walked into a pile of tiles... redface:
I've just attached it to my big toe with masking tape.... noooo:
omg!!! I knew we shouldn't have left you all alone. noooo:
If the toe falls off, get the dog to fetch it.
evil:
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We couldn't work it out... which song goes doo-da-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-do---doo-da...? Shrugs:
It is from that Eliza Dooolittle song like... Shrugs:
I think it's an anagram of a Police song, but I can't remember which one whistle:
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We couldn't work it out... which song goes doo-da-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-do---doo-da...? Shrugs:
It is from that Eliza Dooolittle song like... Shrugs:
I think it's an anagram of a Police song, but I can't remember which one whistle:
Think this sound system is gubbed ............ whistle:
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Got home safely. BM slurring and dribbling.....got a bit embarassing so thought we should leave like.
Where did you find the big square bowl you put the melon it...? Shrugs:
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the cupboard opposite the sink under the centre island table. Are you only just tidying up? lazy barsteward. noooo:
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the cupboard opposite the sink under the centre island table. Are you only just tidying up? lazy barsteward. noooo:
I've been cleaning up the mess all day! cussing:
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the cupboard opposite the sink under the centre island table. Are you only just tidying up? lazy barsteward. noooo:
I've been cleaning up the mess all day! cussing:
I did suggest paper plates ........ whistle:
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I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up? rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like. noooo:
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You should move in as his 'carers' like whistle:
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You should move in as his 'carers' like whistle:
Care in the community like........ rubschin:
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I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up? rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like. noooo:
Everywhere is covered in sticky stuff! cussing:
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I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up? rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like. noooo:
Everywhere is covered in sticky stuff! cussing:
Cat shite ........... rubschin:
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I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up? rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like. noooo:
Everywhere is covered in sticky stuff! cussing:
shutup: eeek:
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What the **** went on eeek:
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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I cleared the table and loaded this dishwasher for you! What the hell did you get up to when we left that would take all day to clear up? rubschin:
We really shouldn't have left you alone like. noooo:
Everywhere is covered in sticky stuff! cussing:
shutup: eeek:
Stick mellony vodkery stuff.... evil:
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I got it in my eye!
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I got it in my eye!
It stings when you get it in your eye doesn't it...? lol:
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Like a bitch!!!!!
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Like a bitch!!!!!
No thanks, I already have one.
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Like a bitch!!!!!
No thanks, I already have one.
drumroll:
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cola bottle sweeties in vodka for 5 days. nom nom nom. saves on coke and you get drunkerererer. Thumbs:
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noooo:
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cola bottle sweeties in vodka for 5 days. nom nom nom. saves on coke and you get drunkerererer. Thumbs:
razz:
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After an odd conversation earlier today I'm half tempted to try and make wasabi and ginger voddy if I can find actual Japanese horseradish root as opposed to just using wasabi paste... rubschin:
And yes I'm already preparing for the cries of outrage from Miss D when she reads this. lol:
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After an odd conversation earlier today I'm half tempted to try and make wasabi and ginger voddy if I can find actual Japanese horseradish root as opposed to just using wasabi paste... rubschin:
And yes I'm already preparing for the cries of outrage from Miss D when she reads this. lol:
Go for it. Not that vodka needs much of an added kick
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After an odd conversation earlier today I'm half tempted to try and make wasabi and ginger voddy if I can find actual Japanese horseradish root as opposed to just using wasabi paste... rubschin:
And yes I'm already preparing for the cries of outrage from Miss D when she reads this. lol:
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