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Title: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2011, 07:48:16 PM
and other shite. All nice and ready, like
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2011, 12:43:59 PM
Bastard cat has just brought in the most mahoosive locust!  cussing:

Jumping all over the bleeding kitchen - they don't half take some whacking!  sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2011, 12:44:56 PM
And the locust?  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2011, 12:46:40 PM
And the locust?  whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2011, 12:56:08 PM
I knew what you meant BM .... I even restrained myself from saying that you're prolly well used to having to whack insect sized things for yourself ... what with LL being away an' all  angel1
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2011, 01:06:29 PM
I knew what you meant BM .... I even restrained myself from saying that you're prolly well used to having to whack insect sized things for yourself ... what with LL being away an' all  angel1

 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2011, 01:07:18 PM
 point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2011, 01:52:05 PM
I knew what you meant BM .... I even restrained myself from saying that you're prolly well used to having to whack insect sized things for yourself ... what with LL being away an' all  angel1

Come on yuu guys  - you all know what it's like to be swotted away  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2011, 01:53:00 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2011, 08:16:28 AM
Bastard cat ate most of the chicken that was defrosting for tonight's dinner then shat all over the utility room...  Banghead
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Pirate on March 09, 2011, 08:54:03 AM
Get yer gun out... eveilgrin:

would be justified as you can't go shooting this afternoon
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2011, 09:18:21 AM
Get yer gun out... eveilgrin:

would be justified as you can't go shooting this afternoon

Believe me, the bastard things wouldn't have lasted this long had it been down to me....  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2011, 03:43:09 PM
The dog has sicked all over now...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2011, 03:44:18 PM
Shoot the fvcking lot of 'em  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2011, 03:49:14 PM
Shoot the fvcking lot of 'em  eveilgrin:

I came in with my shotgun this arvo to be told the news that he had puked everywhere and it was my job to clear it up... I was very temped believe me....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2011, 03:49:52 PM
For which one ?  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2011, 03:50:30 PM
Every last one of them!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2011, 03:52:03 PM
Go for it!

Plead insanity at your trial ~ we'll back up your story  angel1
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2011, 03:56:04 PM
Go for it!

Plead insanity at your trial ~ we'll back up your story  angel1

Plead unsanitary ............ whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2011, 03:58:50 PM
Go for it!

Plead insanity at your trial ~ we'll back up your story  angel1

 rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2011, 04:06:54 PM
Now the cat has shat in the fucking bath!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2011, 04:16:57 PM
So you can use my defence suggestion now........... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2011, 04:22:57 PM
"crime passional" if you include the wummun wot won't let you shoot the b@st@rd things.

Quote
A crime of passion, in popular usage, refers to a crime in which the perpetrator commits a crime, especially assault or murder, against someone because of sudden strong impulse such as sudden rage.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2011, 04:37:13 PM
So you can use my defence suggestion now........... whistle:

Without question - it is disgusterous....  sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Pirate on March 09, 2011, 08:22:30 PM
Now the cat has shat in the fucking bath!  cussing:

Remember this Miss D, for when you next go out, like...
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2011, 09:45:59 PM
I was only allowed to shower ...and that was when it was raining  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Pirate on March 09, 2011, 09:58:56 PM
Oh...he hasn't got a camera in the bathroom yet then...just the wet room
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2011, 04:47:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8)
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2011, 04:54:45 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2011, 05:18:11 AM
Cat sick all over the kitchen floor this morning...  cussing:

Lucky I didn't tread in i- oh gawd..  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2011, 11:59:28 PM
Could be worse BM, you could have one of these instead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1375476/Skunks-latest-pet.html

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2011, 05:33:04 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 05:08:31 PM
I got up this morning to find cat shit all over the kitchen floor.... now the bastard ginger one has just sicked all over my office floor!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2011, 05:19:11 PM
^^^ that's wot Rachel said  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 06:48:43 PM
^^^ that's wot Rachel said  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2011, 08:23:44 PM
^^^ that's wot Rachel said  whistle:

Top marks Sir  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 08:24:13 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2011, 05:16:32 AM
I can smell it this morning but can't find it!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2011, 05:21:34 AM
Those who smelt it dealt it  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2011, 06:51:36 AM
Those who smelt it dealt it  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2011, 07:05:38 AM
I can smell it this morning but can't find it!  cussing:

Top Tip! ...... Don't walk around with bare feet.  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2011, 11:30:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8&sns=fb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8&sns=fb)  razz:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2011, 11:57:49 AM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8&sns=fb[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8&sns=fb[/url])  razz:


(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing021.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

(http://super-genius.org/images/mr_burns_excellent.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2011, 06:57:52 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2011, 06:12:48 AM
Excellent, especially the thud as the cat hit the shed  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2011, 06:26:03 AM
Is there anyone on here who ackchooly likes cats?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2011, 06:47:40 AM
Even the imaginary ones are high maintenance  noooo:

But then I am just a selfish mare  redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2011, 10:05:21 AM
Nope, could we rig one up with BM's shotgun?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2011, 10:06:06 AM
A tenner says it'll miss  point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2011, 10:12:27 AM
Just be careful:


(http://s4.postimage.org/1ee30i3ac/PDM_19_20.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/1ee30i3ac/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
Is there anyone on here who ackchooly likes cats?

I find our free-range variety very good at keeping the rodent numbers down.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2011, 11:51:03 AM
Is there anyone on here who ackchooly likes cats?

I find our free-range variety very good at keeping the rodent numbers down.

That's different ~ they earn their keep ...... or starve. It's as it should be.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2011, 03:03:22 PM
A tenner says it'll miss  point:

 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2011, 04:49:56 AM
They take it in turns just to wind me up!  cussing:

The bastard dog has hooped-up all over the floor this morning...  Banghead
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on June 08, 2011, 05:01:24 AM
Had it eaten the cat?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2011, 05:07:31 AM
Had it eaten the cat?  eveilgrin:

No, that was the first thing I checked...  evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2011, 09:26:38 AM
The cat today - just hooped-up all over me office floor...  Banghead

I don't know why we bother putting their food in a bowl - I might as well just smear it all over the floor where it eventually ends up... cut out the middle man cat like... Shrugs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2011, 09:27:40 AM
Move and don't tell them  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Just an observation but if they are being sick everywhere have you considered trying different cat food?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 16, 2011, 07:24:06 AM
Or different cats !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2011, 04:16:46 AM
Cat shite in me basement this morning...  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 05:36:28 AM
Cat shite in me basement this morning...  cussing:

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 30, 2011, 06:36:13 AM
Cat shite in me basement this morning...  cussing:


Is there no possibility that the cats could get involved in a car related accident during the next couple of weeks?

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2011, 06:41:16 AM
Cat shite in me basement this morning...  cussing:


Is there no possibility that the cats could get involved in a car related accident during the next couple of weeks?

A distinct and growing possibility!  evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 09:28:38 AM
Bastard ginger cat (why is it the ginger ones give most trouble  rubschin:) just brought a mahoosive lizard down to the basement...  cussing:

He lets it go and the lizard runs off into the corner....  Banghead

There then follows a 'Kestone Cops' style chase around the basement between me, the lizard and now two cats - everything flying everywhere...  cussing:

However, I managed to catch the lizard and took it out to the garden thinking all the time "please don't make your tail fall off" - it is disgusterous when they do that and it wriggles around like a little snake by way of a decoy....  sick2:

Stupid cats are still looking for it in the basement.... happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 03, 2011, 10:38:13 AM
It is indeed digusterous. Happened to me once, and it broke into three. I cacked myself!
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 11:50:07 AM
It is indeed digusterous. Happened to me once, and it broke into three. I cacked myself!

Oh gawd, you are incontinent....  sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2011, 11:12:11 AM
make sure you got plastic seat covers.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 11:16:56 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2011, 11:38:17 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 04:07:33 AM
Catshitetastic this morning - filthy bastard things!  cussing:

Still, it seemed to wash off the BBQ okay.... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2011, 05:03:21 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2011, 02:26:39 PM
Catshitetastic this morning - filthy bastard things!  cussing:

Still, it seemed to wash off the BBQ okay.... rubschin:

Something tells me lil'Miss C et al are going to be ordering takaway when they come over  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 08, 2011, 03:48:46 PM
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/stop-stop-mom-kebab-cat-bbq-demotivational-poster-1262252658.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2011, 06:58:44 PM
What worried me .........was when the dog was given the left-over steak ......the dog walked away from it ....... eeek: 
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 05:47:25 AM
What worried me .........was when the dog was given the left-over steak ......the dog walked away from it ....... eeek:

 redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 11:21:26 AM
Bastard cats are now BANNED from me office....  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 01:08:09 PM
Have I told you about my pikey campsite owner whose site I frequent near 'me' ill now,, his 24 dead ducks and chicks, a misplaced shot from his gun, and a neighbours ex mangy cat shit machine? eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
Have I told you about my pikey campsite owner whose site I frequent near 'me' ill now,, his 24 dead ducks and chicks, a misplaced shot from his gun, and a neighbours mangy cat shit machine? eveilgrin:

happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 01:12:53 PM
He was motified and so so so devastated to have missed the wabbit too. Think he must have coughed or sneezed at that vutal trigger pulling moment I reckon.

It got a grand send offl tossed nonechenantly over the hedge into a ditch apparently. whistle:

Oh how we cried discussing it. sad32:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2011, 01:19:50 PM
I do hasten to add btw, that this nasty creture was seen on several occassions leaving the camp site with a duck or chick firmly clenched between his teeth, bloody RAT. evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2011, 04:55:39 PM
Perhaps you need one of this young lady's products BM  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015886/Rebecca-Rescate-set-make-1m-CitiKitty-cat-toilet-training-kit.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015886/Rebecca-Rescate-set-make-1m-CitiKitty-cat-toilet-training-kit.html)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2011, 05:02:29 PM
Perhaps you need one of this young lady's products BM  lol:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015886/Rebecca-Rescate-set-make-1m-CitiKitty-cat-toilet-training-kit.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015886/Rebecca-Rescate-set-make-1m-CitiKitty-cat-toilet-training-kit.html[/url])


I watched the episode ,,,,,,,,nuts....... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2011, 05:51:24 AM
What worried me .........was when the dog was given the left-over steak ......the dog walked away from it ....... eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2011, 08:55:39 AM
What worried me .........was when the dog was given the left-over steak ......the dog walked away from it ....... eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:

He knows the smell of Rohypnol a mile off....  redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2011, 04:59:47 AM
Oh I forgot... a big pile of cat shite yesterday morning...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2011, 05:37:01 AM
Oh I forgot... a big pile of cat shite yesterday morning...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 09:49:32 AM
They must fecking hate me!  cussing:

I was masking up my newly filled concrete steps prior to painting...

Go away for five minutes to get another reel of masking tape...

The bastard dog has pissed all over them!  Angry9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2011, 09:52:13 AM
 noooo:

Set his paws in concrete that'll teach him  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2011, 09:53:11 AM
They must fecking hate me!  cussing:

I was masking up my newly filled concrete steps prior to painting...

Go away for five minutes to get another reel of masking tape...

The bastard dog has pissed all over them!  Angry9:

Have you been cooking for him again.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2011, 10:16:15 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 27, 2011, 07:18:11 AM
Official then. evil:
ALL cats should be exterminated...NOW.  happy088

http://news.aol.co.uk/uk-news/story/cat-parasite-linked-to-brain-cancer/1888420/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%7C71905 (http://news.aol.co.uk/uk-news/story/cat-parasite-linked-to-brain-cancer/1888420/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%7C71905)

Anyone borrow us a gun then, and I'll make a start. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 07:21:07 AM
(http://www.wpclipart.com/animals/cats/cartoon_cats/cartoon_cats_4/scared_cat.png)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2011, 07:56:13 AM
Official then. evil:
ALL cats should be exterminated...NOW.  happy088

[url]http://news.aol.co.uk/uk-news/story/cat-parasite-linked-to-brain-cancer/1888420/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%7C71905[/url] ([url]http://news.aol.co.uk/uk-news/story/cat-parasite-linked-to-brain-cancer/1888420/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk-ws-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%7C71905[/url])

Anyone borrow us a gun then, and I'll make a start. eveilgrin:


I demand an exemption.

We would be overrun with rodents if we had no cats.

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 27, 2011, 09:41:58 AM
tis true...

Quote
"There is also evidence that cats may play a role in controlling other introduced species in ecologically sensitive areas. For example, a recent attempt to protect Australian seabirds by removing cats led to an explosion in the rabbit population, and the rabbits decimated vegetation on which the birds depended for cover (“Removing Cats to Protect Birds Backfires on Island,” 2009).
"

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2011, 11:43:34 AM
Even BM couldn't miss this one

(http://abbesworld.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/005ar.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2011, 09:34:36 AM
One of the bastard things left a HUGE pile of shite for me this morning... honestly, they are disgusting vermin...  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2011, 06:04:55 PM
One of the bastard things left a HUGE pile of shite for me this morning... honestly, they are disgusting vermin...  cussing:

Do you want it <cough>...'sorting', the cat that is, NOT the shite? whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on July 28, 2011, 06:05:59 PM
Even BM couldn't miss this one

([url]http://abbesworld.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/005ar.jpg[/url])


An MP!! shocked003



 sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2011, 08:00:22 PM
Even BM couldn't miss this one

([url]http://abbesworld.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/005ar.jpg[/url])


An MP!! shocked003



 sick2:
drumroll:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 06:27:57 AM
More cat shite this morning...  evil:

I know which one did it now tho....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on July 31, 2011, 06:34:18 AM
You've killed the other  narrowed the field  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 07:26:17 AM
You've killed the other  narrowed the field  rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2011, 06:15:26 AM
I'm a bit behind with this...

Yuk du jour is cat shite and yuk du yester-jour was dog sick....   noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on August 11, 2011, 06:30:10 AM
You know when you throw a stick or a ball for a dog and he runs and gets it and brings it back to you, and you think, I trained him to do that...

What if... what if... cats and dogs did a sort of role reversal thing  point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2011, 06:38:35 AM
You know when you throw a stick or a ball for a dog and he runs and gets it and brings it back to you, and you think, I trained him to do that...

What if... what if... cats and dogs did a sort of role reversal thing  point:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 06:55:11 AM
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:


Pets should only ever take a human form  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2011, 07:00:49 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 11, 2011, 08:10:41 AM
sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:


Pets should only ever take a human form  whistle:

Snakes and dingbats mostly.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2011, 05:13:55 AM
The biggest, steamingest, stinkyest pile of cat shite I've ever seen (or smelt) in my life awaited me this morning...  evil:

I broke the world breath holding record while cleaning it up....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 05:22:21 AM
 sick2:

Have you tried not feeding them ? , for a long period of time like  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2011, 05:28:11 AM
sick2:

Have you tried not feeding them ? , for a long period of time like  whistle:

You think it is me that feeds them....?  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2011, 06:04:25 AM
Could be worse. They've just been showing some nutters people from Portsmouth on the telly. They have 14 racoons. When they asked the reporter what a racoon smelt like, he said, "imagine how a cat smells and multiply it 4,000 times". They have 14 of the buggers  sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 06:05:40 AM
And have to buy a new sofa every couple of months  eeek:

Grade 1 eejits  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2011, 06:17:06 AM
Could be worse. They've just been showing some nutters people from Portsmouth on the telly. They have 14 racoons. When they asked the reporter what a racoon smelt like, he said, "imagine how a cat smells and multiply it 4,000 times". They have 14 of the buggers  sick2:

How are they with cats...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2011, 07:47:31 AM
And have to buy a new sofa every couple of months  eeek:

That's OK, they pay nothing until 2014.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2011, 07:49:34 AM
And have to buy a new sofa every couple of months  eeek:

That's OK, they pay nothing until 2014.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 06:58:53 PM
I had to repair a dashboard on a nearly new Fiat 500 today, that had been damaged by a fithy stinking cat that its owner had let it lie on. Bloody great claw marks all over it.

Why do these imberciles keep these filthy ferile vermin ey?
Absolutely hate them I do. :sick016:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:00:30 PM
I seem to recall you felt guilty when yours died  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 07:13:00 PM
I seem to recall you felt guilty when yours died  whistle:

Wasn't mine. Just didn't like to see it suffering, that's all.
Still bloody hate them though, scrounging scheming thieving nasty rats sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 07:17:14 PM
Bertie is off the France for a bit, but the FLM says I can catsit in new York when the time is right  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2011, 07:20:41 PM
Bertie is off the France for a bit, but the FLM says I can catsit in new York when the time is right  cloud9:

And why would this be of even the slightest of remote interest to me ey? Shrugs: sleep017
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on October 17, 2011, 10:12:22 AM
Got back to me Geeeeerman mates house on Friday night, and he greeted his two mangy shit machine moggies with much 'uggin, snoggin' and cuddlin'. sick2:
Couldn't actually understand wha' he was saying to them whilst all this puke inducing 're- bonding' was taking place, as he spoke in German to 'em, 'cus apparently that's the only language they understand. confused:
One of them looks like a black and white over inflated barrage baloon, the other one is an evil little twat that hates all strangers.
As I don't speak much Geeeerman like, I thought I'd try 'bonding' with it using my very own personal communication technique....hoof talk. whistle:
Bastard evil scrawny thing went for me, hissing spitting and attempting to claw at me. evil:
I therefore had to 'speak' to it again.  eveilgrin:
I think it understood me this time and went off in a sulk. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2011, 10:54:45 AM
Got back to me Geeeeerman mates house on Friday night, and he greeted his two mangy shit machine moggies with much 'uggin, snoggin' and cuddlin'. sick2:
Couldn't actually understand wha' he was saying to them whilst all this puke inducing 're- bonding' was taking place, as he spoke in German to 'em, 'cus apparently that's the only language they understand. confused:
One of them looks like a black and white over inflated barrage baloon, the other one is an evil little twat that hates all strangers.
As I don't speak much Geeeerman like, I thought I'd try 'bonding' with it using my very own personal communication technique....hoof talk. whistle:
Bastard evil scrawny thing went for me, hissing spitting and attempting to claw at me. evil:
I therefore had to 'speak' to it again.  eveilgrin:
I think it understood me this time and went off in a sulk. :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2011, 08:06:32 AM

(http://s2.postimage.org/2qnx4lx44/304055_180104348737306_100002132270806_375039_1289698504_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/2qnx4lx44/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on October 21, 2011, 08:10:19 AM

([url]http://s2.postimage.org/2qnx4lx44/304055_180104348737306_100002132270806_375039_1289698504_n.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/2qnx4lx44/[/url])


Couldn't you just punch that nasty little bastard in the face ey? evil:

I mean, just look at its expression.  eveilgrin: It's almost howling out for it. sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2011, 08:33:07 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nKQVTob_LXE/TrU0xM1cYNI/AAAAAAAACj4/p2a64cW00cI/s1600/image011.jpg)

 scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2011, 08:50:24 PM
([url]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nKQVTob_LXE/TrU0xM1cYNI/AAAAAAAACj4/p2a64cW00cI/s1600/image011.jpg[/url])

 scared2:


I'd take it on, all day long. Sinister:  evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2011, 08:51:51 PM
([url]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nKQVTob_LXE/TrU0xM1cYNI/AAAAAAAACj4/p2a64cW00cI/s1600/image011.jpg[/url])

 scared2:


Jim  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2011, 08:59:46 PM
([url]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nKQVTob_LXE/TrU0xM1cYNI/AAAAAAAACj4/p2a64cW00cI/s1600/image011.jpg[/url])

 scared2:


Jim  cloud9:


Thouroughly obnoxious and nasty evil twat. sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on November 05, 2011, 09:21:39 PM
([url]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nKQVTob_LXE/TrU0xM1cYNI/AAAAAAAACj4/p2a64cW00cI/s1600/image011.jpg[/url])

 scared2:


So's this one

(http://s7.postimage.org/9ydnu1cgn/poorpussy.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/9ydnu1cgn/)

 scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2011, 11:05:37 PM
Friggin' HATE cats, evil bastards. sick2:
They should ALL be exterminated. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2011, 06:23:44 AM
Friggin' HATE cats, evil bastards. sick2:
They should ALL be exterminated. :thumbsup:

^^^ wot he said ^^^
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 06:25:19 AM
Friggin' HATE cats, evil bastards. sick2:
They should ALL be exterminated. :thumbsup:

^^^ wot he said ^^^

Your cats are lovely......... cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2011, 06:27:08 AM
Friggin' HATE cats, evil bastards. sick2:
They should ALL be exterminated. :thumbsup:

^^^ wot he said ^^^

Your cats are lovely......... cloud9:

Would you like them gift-wrapped or will you just collect them as they are....?  whistle:

They're always asking when Uncle apc is coming back you know....
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 06:30:24 AM
I already have a new kitten.........
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2011, 06:38:39 AM
I already have a new kitten.........

The more the merrier like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 06:40:49 AM
I already have a new kitten.........

The more the merrier like!  :thumbsup:


Bog off...........a teripin........3 bloody birds.........2 cats..........and a frigging part-time dog........

like a zoo here,,,,,,,
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2011, 06:42:41 AM
I already have a new kitten.........

The more the merrier like!  :thumbsup:


Bog off...........a teripin........3 bloody birds.........2 cats..........and a frigging part-time dog........

like a zoo here,,,,,,,

How about a five week holiday...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 06:46:08 AM
I already have a new kitten.........

The more the merrier like!  :thumbsup:


Bog off...........a teripin........3 bloody birds.........2 cats..........and a frigging part-time dog........

like a zoo here,,,,,,,

How about a five week holiday...?  rubschin:


Not untill you finish all that DIY............ whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2011, 06:51:42 AM
I already have a new kitten.........

The more the merrier like!  :thumbsup:


Bog off...........a teripin........3 bloody birds.........2 cats..........and a frigging part-time dog........

like a zoo here,,,,,,,

How about a five week holiday...?  rubschin:


Not untill you finish all that DIY............ whistle:

Painting will be finished today....  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2011, 08:39:26 PM
'MeMi' building will commence tomorrow then. :thumbsup:

Sweet....as a nut. cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 08:40:18 PM
'MeMi' building will commence tomorrow then. :thumbsup:

Sweet....as a nut. cloud9:

Has LL left yet.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2011, 08:50:31 PM
'MeMi' building will commence tomorrow then. :thumbsup:

Sweet....as a nut. cloud9:

Has LL left yet.......... rubschin:

I dunno. Don't care either. Just as long as he gets on with the most important project of the decade, that's all that matters. :thumbsup:
He has my 100% backing 'cus he my current best friend. cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 08:52:37 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2011, 08:55:08 PM
sad32:
Serves you right.  point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 08:53:09 AM
'MeMi' building will commence tomorrow then. :thumbsup:

Sweet....as a nut. cloud9:

No Thursday after dropping herself off at the airport...

I've spent ages trying to get Dinitrol or some such here without success and I'm not bolting anything on the body without a good layer of it...

So, have arranged to pick some up after the airport Thursday - will then be all systems go my friend!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2011, 08:57:53 AM
What has this got to do with cats?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 09:01:47 AM
When the cats away ..... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 09:05:14 AM
When the cats away ..... whistle:

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2011, 09:13:19 AM
What has this got to do with cats?

Absolutely fuck all, bit like your inane ramblings in BM's and my 'MeMe' thread, so do one and swivel cockrobin. Finger:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2011, 09:16:26 AM
'MeMi' building will commence tomorrow then. :thumbsup:

Sweet....as a nut. cloud9:

No Thursday after dropping herself off at the airport...

I've spent ages trying to get Dinitrol or some such here without success and I'm not bolting anything on the body without a good layer of it...

So, have arranged to pick some up after the airport Thursday - will then be all systems go my friend!  :thumbsup:

You getting it omported then?

Most excellent idea btw.
Are you treating all of the cavities and usual rust area suspects, or has that already been done?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 10:00:08 AM
'MeMi' building will commence tomorrow then. :thumbsup:

Sweet....as a nut. cloud9:

No Thursday after dropping herself off at the airport...

I've spent ages trying to get Dinitrol or some such here without success and I'm not bolting anything on the body without a good layer of it...

So, have arranged to pick some up after the airport Thursday - will then be all systems go my friend!  :thumbsup:

You getting it omported then?

Most excellent idea btw.
Are you treating all of the cavities and usual rust area suspects, or has that already been done?

I'm gonna pick some up from the guy that sprayed the car...

All the cavities on the body have been done... just need to do the subframes and then a nice thick layer between each part as I bolt it on....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2011, 10:06:40 AM
You are doing just like I would....if I had the bottle and knowledge to actually do what you are doing.

I'm most envious and proud of you, and as a consequence, I'm awarding you with a most treasured ...to be...GOLD coconut, and also confirm that you are my current best friend for the 3rd day running! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 10:12:06 AM
You are doing just like I would....if I had the bottle and knowledge to actually do what you are doing.

I'm most envious and proud of you, and as a consequence, I'm awarding you with a most treasured ...to be...GOLD coconut, and also confirm that you are my current best friend for the 3rd day running! :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2011, 10:16:58 AM
You are doing just like I would....if I had the bottle and knowledge to actually do what you are doing.

I'm most envious and proud of you, and as a consequence, I'm awarding you with a most treasured ...to be...GOLD coconut, and also confirm that you are my current best friend for the 3rd day running! :thumbsup:

 cloud9:

Richly deserved my man, richly deserved, made even more so by virtue of the fact that we are posting this stuff on a nasty Nicky no mates loving rancid shit machine thread. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2011, 10:20:02 AM
I shall bring said coconut with me when I visit, to be proudly displayed on yer fireplace mantle. cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 10:44:38 AM
I shall bring said coconut with me when I visit, to be proudly displayed on yer fireplace mantle. cloud9:

I'll clear a space for it like... and for the Concours d'Elegance trophies too....  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2011, 10:47:26 AM
And for all the competition prizes you have awarded yourself over the years  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 10:49:43 AM
And for all the competition prizes you have awarded yourself over the years  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2011, 10:54:45 AM
No worroes BM. THIS will be richly deserved.
I'm proud of you mate! cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2011, 11:33:05 AM
When the cats away ..... whistle:

BM turns his hand to DIY on the MeMi
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Does BM want another cat.......... rubschin:.....there is another kitten outside my house ....
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 12:36:37 PM
Does BM want another cat.......... rubschin:.....there is another kitten outside my house ....

No he fecking doesn't!   Finger:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2011, 12:43:24 PM
Does BM want another cat.......... rubschin:.....there is another kitten outside my house ....

No he fecking doesn't!   Finger:


Maybe I should ask LL............. rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Does BM want another cat.......... rubschin:.....there is another kitten outside my house ....

No he fecking doesn't!   Finger:


Maybe I should ask LL............. rubschin:

Nah.... she won't have room in her case with all the fags she has just bought....  ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2011, 07:51:13 AM
One Day!

One Fucking Day!

One Fucking Day after finishing me office it is full of cat shite!  cussing:

Filthy vermin!
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 05, 2011, 08:32:39 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Don't feed them  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 05, 2011, 05:59:23 PM
One Day!

One Fucking Day!

One Fucking Day after finishing me office it is full of cat shite!  cussing:

Filthy vermin!

Look. I'm not having a go at you here, But WHY THE FUCK do you actually put up with all this ey, WHY?

You're always screaming about them, so bloody well do something about it, like either kill them or lose them, simple as. Banghead
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 06:05:14 PM
IIRC flowering tobacco and dwarf flowering tobacco plants have a smell that cats can't stand. It could be worth looking into getting some of them to put through the house.  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 05, 2011, 06:09:51 PM
IIRC flowering tobacco and dwarf flowering tobacco plants have a smell that cats can't stand. It could be worth looking into getting some of them to put through the house.  rubschin:

Being the resident thicko knob 'ed like, I must admit to never having heard of them. redface:
Can you cut 'em up and smoke 'em like? rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 06:12:42 PM
Smoked cat eeek:

Kitters?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2011, 06:17:37 PM
IIRC flowering tobacco and dwarf flowering tobacco plants have a smell that cats can't stand. It could be worth looking into getting some of them to put through the house.  rubschin:

Being the resident thicko knob 'ed like, I must admit to never having heard of them. redface:
Can you cut 'em up and smoke 'em like? rubschin:

I think they may be poisonous so you may need to treat them first.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2011, 06:18:22 PM
Fishy flavoured treats like?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 05, 2011, 10:24:37 PM
If it were down to me, this would be the fastest and heaviest brick laden pussy to ever hit the water. evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2011, 10:30:33 PM
If it were down to me, this would be the fastest and heaviest brick laden pussy to ever hit the water. evil:

Too many jokes,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on December 05, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
If it were down to me, this would be the fastest and heaviest brick laden pussy to ever hit the water. evil:

Too many jokes,,,,,,, noooo:

I'm not joking though.  noooo:
I hate those rancid little shit machines of his as much as he does, and I can't even smell their vile stinking mess from here either. sick2:

I do struggle to understand why he puts up with all this, I really do. Shrugs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 09, 2011, 12:06:32 AM

(http://s11.postimage.org/4gk4xnx3z/cat.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/4gk4xnx3z/)

Made me giggle. redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on December 09, 2011, 06:15:33 AM
 ;D

I had to look it up first
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2011, 07:30:32 AM

([url]http://s11.postimage.org/4gk4xnx3z/cat.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/4gk4xnx3z/[/url])

Made me giggle. redface:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 09, 2011, 09:07:27 AM

([url]http://s11.postimage.org/4gk4xnx3z/cat.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/4gk4xnx3z/[/url])

Made me giggle. redface:


 happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2011, 11:04:10 AM

([url]http://s11.postimage.org/4gk4xnx3z/cat.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/4gk4xnx3z/[/url])

Made me giggle. redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 20, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
One Day!

One Fucking Day!

One Fucking Day after finishing me office it is full of cat shite!  cussing:

Filthy vermin!

Cats are very territorial and are afraid of larger species, maybe you should have shit in the office first... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Pastis on December 20, 2011, 05:57:57 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2011, 07:13:51 PM
Do you really think these cats would be afraid of BM Miss T? They know exactly where he stands in the pecking order.  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 20, 2011, 10:07:56 PM
too true. He'll be sleeping outside in the kennel again when the weather improves.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2011, 08:11:14 AM
(http://www.wallpaperist.com/wallpapers/Cartoons/Snoopy/Snoopy-on-his-kennel-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2011, 10:23:38 AM
Barmy Brown?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2011, 11:05:37 AM
They share a hairstyle  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 21, 2011, 12:16:11 PM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2011, 02:00:46 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 21, 2011, 05:24:00 PM
fukin kitten has destroyed the bottom half of my beautiful christmas tree.  sad32:
Baubles everywhere.......
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2011, 05:26:26 PM
Lessons ,it would appear, are still not being learnt !
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 21, 2011, 05:37:40 PM
noes... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
Sounds like you have the same problem as BM when it comes to the pecking order Miss T  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2011, 06:51:41 PM
fukin kitten has destroyed the bottom half of my beautiful christmas tree.  sad32:
Baubles everywhere.......

Hahaqhahahahahahahahahahahaha!  point:

Breathes....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!  point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 22, 2011, 04:33:28 PM
 cussing: At least all I'm cleaning up is the odd bauble. No shite or puke here. whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2011, 04:37:51 PM
cussing: At least all I'm cleaning up is the odd bauble. No shite or puke here. whistle:

Nor here for a while...  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2011, 04:50:06 PM
cussing: At least all I'm cleaning up is the odd bauble. No shite or puke here. whistle:

Nor here for a while...  rubschin:

Coz since LL been back you can't get so pissed......... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 22, 2011, 04:51:30 PM
cussing: At least all I'm cleaning up is the odd bauble. No shite or puke here. whistle:

Nor here for a while...  rubschin:

or so the cat leads you to believe. Have you checked behind the sofa/under the bed/in your knicker draw?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2011, 04:55:52 PM
cussing: At least all I'm cleaning up is the odd bauble. No shite or puke here. whistle:

Nor here for a while...  rubschin:

or so the cat leads you to believe. Have you checked behind the sofa/under the bed/in your knicker draw?

I don't need to look for the filthy stinking stuff!  sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 24, 2012, 10:23:34 PM
apc bonding with our new kitten....

(http://s15.postimage.org/nwjt421sn/P1220120.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/nwjt421sn/)

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 24, 2012, 10:26:59 PM
and this is his and hers hands....shocking.. ::)


(http://s17.postimage.org/4u2ba5z1n/P1220119.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/4u2ba5z1n/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2012, 10:48:07 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Ungrateful little shit  noooo: ...the kitten , not APC  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 24, 2012, 10:52:07 PM
ahhh, but the kitten cuddles up at nice and doesn't try anything nasty like.  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2012, 11:00:02 PM
Ah , that would explain APC's injuries then  confused:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2012, 11:02:43 PM
apc bonding with our new kitten....

([url]http://s15.postimage.org/nwjt421sn/P1220120.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/nwjt421sn/[/url])


He could have been jumping at me ........... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 24, 2012, 11:04:49 PM
Ah , that would explain APC's injuries then  confused:

I trained him well...the kitten, not apc, he still uses the litter tray. whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2012, 11:06:25 PM
apc bonding with our new kitten....

([url]http://s15.postimage.org/nwjt421sn/P1220120.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/nwjt421sn/[/url])


He could have been jumping at me ........... whistle:


Or jumping away when he got a whiff of your pits  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2012, 11:11:49 PM
Who takes a picture of some one throwing a cat ......... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2012, 09:32:03 AM
RSPCA?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2012, 09:50:13 AM
RSPCA?
;D
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2012, 09:28:48 PM
I think APC may have been scared of the little blighter.

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/422782_2599023904617_1525351672_32250747_712291484_n.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2012, 03:45:28 PM
Who in their right mind buys a kitten a toy with a bell in it ......... noooo:

Answers on ear plugs to APC........
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2012, 03:46:36 PM
Miss T?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2012, 03:55:25 PM
Miss T?

Yes............ Banghead
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2012, 03:56:24 PM
Who in their right mind buys a kitten a toy with a bell in it ......... noooo:

Answers on ear plugs to APC........

The dog has loads of toys that play tunes and stuff... The Greek ones are especially annoying...  evil:

They soon break tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2012, 03:57:31 PM
Who in their right mind buys a kitten a toy with a bell in it ......... noooo:

Answers on ear plugs to APC........

The dog has loads of toys that play tunes and stuff... The Greek ones are especially annoying...  evil:

They soon break tho...  whistle:

You broke the dog.......... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2012, 05:41:34 PM
Miss T?

Yes............ Banghead

happ096 I know I liked her sense of humour.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 06, 2012, 09:11:20 PM
 noooo: have just been informed where the bell will soon be shoved.  scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2012, 07:14:42 AM
Just point out that you can always find larger bells to return the favour Miss T.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 07, 2012, 04:20:42 PM
 eveilgrin: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2012, 11:25:46 PM
The kitten/cat has found the bell again......... evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2012, 11:28:53 PM
 point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 16, 2012, 11:32:36 PM
The moral is ........do not clean under the sofa ........... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2012, 07:54:56 PM
The kitten/cat has found the bell again......... evil:

Push it further up this time....  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2012, 07:52:03 PM
I tells ya! I've had a right fucking day of the filthy stinking incontinent little bastards today!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2012, 07:56:53 PM
I tells ya! I've had a right fucking day of the filthy stinking incontinent little bastards today!  cussing:


 rubschin:     Do tell......
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2012, 08:01:32 PM
I tells ya! I've had a right fucking day of the filthy stinking incontinent little bastards today!  cussing:


 rubschin:     Do tell......

The bastards wouldn't go out last night 'cos it was so windy - so I expected a mess this morning... but NO!  cloud9:

So I opened the door and let them all out - ½ hour later a mahoosive pool of liquid poo (I can't spell Diarrhoea) in the utility room....  cussing:

Then I go upstairs ten minutes ago (and bearing in mind the doors have been open and the filthy bastards have been in and out all day) to find another pool in the bath!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2012, 08:12:49 PM
LL's leaving presents ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2012, 08:16:46 PM
LL's leaving presents ?  rubschin:

yes... she gave the filthy bastards worming pills before she left!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2012, 08:35:04 PM
I tells ya! I've had a right fucking day of the filthy stinking incontinent little bastards today!  cussing:


 rubschin:     Do tell......

The bastards wouldn't go out last night 'cos it was so windy - so I expected a mess this morning... but NO!  cloud9:

So I opened the door and let them all out - ½ hour later a mahoosive pool of liquid poo (I can't spell Diarrhoea) in the utility room....  cussing:

Then I go upstairs ten minutes ago (and bearing in mind the doors have been open and the filthy bastards have been in and out all day) to find another pool in the bath!  cussing:

At least they used the bathroom .......... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2012, 10:13:13 PM
Sound like LL could have gotten them housetrained, that just leaves BM  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Jilted John on March 05, 2012, 02:47:37 PM
And the locust?  whistle:

Locust? Where the hell do you live?  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2012, 02:48:29 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Jilted John on March 05, 2012, 02:51:31 PM
Sorry,quoted the wrong post. confused:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2012, 02:52:03 PM
Sorry,quoted the wrong post. confused:

 point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2012, 02:54:42 PM
I am more confuzzled than Growler after a day with his cussies  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:12:46 PM
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 01:22:33 PM
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:

Ignore the riff-raff.....................unless it is their round ........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2012, 04:13:14 PM
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:

But they've taken the wrapper off you now and you are in play  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 05:06:07 PM
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:

But they've taken the wrapper off you now and you are in play  lol:

She says that to all the boys!  ;)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 05:19:46 PM
Is it time for my Jock the Windowcleaner joke?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2012, 05:21:09 PM
Is it time for my Jock the Windowcleaner joke?

 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 05:47:53 PM
Is it time for my Jock the Windowcleaner joke?


 rubschin: I don't think I know that one.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2012, 05:48:47 PM
I shall start an thread  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2012, 05:57:56 PM
Oh Noes! Not another one!  Banghead
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2012, 08:02:24 PM
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:

But they've taken the wrapper off you now and you are in play  lol:

Roy Orbinson...... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2012, 02:54:28 PM
Just taken the dog for a walk (NAE)...

When I got back **sniff**... **sniff**...  evil:

Fairly sure that isn't the great smell of Brut....  noooo:

One of the vile creatures has had a big shit in the bath again!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2012, 06:24:37 PM
Why don't they make sparrow flavoured cat food?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2012, 06:31:51 PM
Just taken the dog for a walk (NAE)...

When I got back **sniff**... **sniff**...  evil:

Fairly sure that isn't the great smell of Brut....  noooo:

One of the vile creatures has had a big shit in the bath again!  cussing:


Don't forget to clean it up before LL comes back ...........
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 25, 2012, 07:19:23 PM
oh my god!!!! putting covers on everything. kitty came home covered in god knows what. noooo: seems to have an injury. I love him and trying to nurse him but fuk me he stinks!!! smells like poo with a chemical after-hint. must have been trapped in a cesspit. breaking my heart cos every time i try to love him, i gag.  sick2:

this is why i cant have children.  sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2012, 07:25:55 PM
oh my god!!!! putting covers on everything. kitty came home covered in god knows what. noooo: seems to have an injury. I love him and trying to nurse him but fuk me he stinks!!! smells like poo with a chemical after-hint. must have been trapped in a cesspit. breaking my heart cos every time i try to love him, i gag.  sick2:

this is why i cant have children.  sick2:

I thin k you'll find this is BM's all new cat woes thread....  ::)

Get off me thread!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 25, 2012, 07:31:30 PM
fine. but i now have a cat covered in human shit, wrapped up in my dressing gown. beat that and I shall remove myself from thy thread forevermore  worthy:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2012, 07:35:19 PM
Her fault for shitting in her dressing gown .......... noooo:...........poor cat........
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2012, 07:38:05 PM
fine. but i now have a cat covered in human shit, wrapped up in my dressing gown. beat that and I shall remove myself from thy thread forevermore  worthy:

How do you know it is human shit?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 25, 2012, 07:38:48 PM
smells like apc
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2012, 07:44:00 PM
smells like apc

apc shat on the cat?  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 25, 2012, 07:46:38 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2012, 07:48:00 PM
Shrugs:

All three of you - get off me thread!  evil:

Filthy bastards...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 26, 2012, 09:08:25 AM
Perhaps he ran out of bog paper and, not having a covenient duck or goose, decided to use the moggie like . . . .
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2012, 09:16:14 AM
GET. OFF. MY. THREAD!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2012, 09:21:41 AM
Charlie Schmidt's Keyboard Cat! - THE ORIGINAL! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ#)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2012, 09:22:09 AM
The little fella has a bad leg,,,,,,,,,, evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2012, 09:31:05 AM
 Explode:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2012, 09:31:59 AM
Wot............ rubschin:      he is limping ...........
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 26, 2012, 11:03:23 AM
Wot............ rubschin:      he is limping ...........

That's all very well, but, does it excuse him cacking in/on the dresssing gown? I would suggest not.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2012, 11:21:32 AM
My poor thread....  sad32:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 26, 2012, 11:24:04 AM
My poor thread....  sad32:

Miss T's poor dressing gown more like!! You unsympathetic sod!
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 26, 2012, 12:53:09 PM
Wot............ rubschin:      he is limping ...........

That's all very well, but, does it excuse him cacking in/on the dresssing gown? I would suggest not.


apc or the cat?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 26, 2012, 01:19:39 PM
Wot............ rubschin:      he is limping ...........

That's all very well, but, does it excuse him cacking in/on the dresssing gown? I would suggest not.


apc or the cat?

Yes!
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2012, 03:53:45 PM
I thought so
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2012, 11:17:51 PM
He is still limping ...............I may open my own thread soon............. rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2012, 06:30:33 AM
He is still limping ...............I may open my own thread soon............. rubschin:

No, have this one... I've abandoned it.....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GOD on May 06, 2012, 12:05:52 PM
Cats are one of my little jokes.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2012, 12:08:33 PM
Cats are one of my little jokes.

Cats and Muslims - we're pissing ourselves like....  ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 17, 2012, 12:41:08 PM
Wot............ rubschin:      he is limping ...........


That's all very well, but, does it excuse him cacking in/on the dresssing gown? I would suggest not.



apc or the cat?


(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s320x320/527795_290465084376711_221433617946525_631321_1726091970_n.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 04:32:47 PM
We seem to have 3 cats now........... rubschin:            coz the windows n doors are open all the time   we seem to have 2 extra ones .........


but a nice gift for TMR......... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 06:04:48 AM
We've got a new dog...  redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2012, 06:11:59 AM
We've got a new dog...  redface:

Did you try to restore the old one?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 06:20:47 AM
We've got a new dog...  redface:

Did you try to restore the old one?

 lol: lol: lol:

It looks just like the old one... so if anything happens like....  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 06:29:00 AM
When do you get charitable status ?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2012, 08:39:02 AM
One of the parrots has escaped..........
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2012, 10:47:19 AM
One of the parrots has escaped..........

No
I don't see a parrot picking the lock on its cage, digging a tunnel or, for that matter, riding a motor cycle toward the Swiss Border  noooo:

The truth is some silly bugger has let it out and it has flown off.  ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2012, 11:01:17 AM
One of the parrots has escaped..........

No
I don't see a parrot picking the lock on its cage, digging a tunnel or, for that matter, riding a motor cycle toward the Swiss Border  noooo:

The truth is some silly bugger has let it out and it has flown off.  ::)

it is still in the street can hear it...................it got out through the tray ......I agree with Snoopy that some bastard tried to steal it.........worth a few quid.........the aviary is locked with padlocks.........
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 11:27:21 AM
One of the parrots has escaped..........

No
I don't see a parrot picking the lock on its cage, digging a tunnel or, for that matter, riding a motor cycle toward the Swiss Border  noooo:

The truth is some silly bugger has let it out and it has flown off.  ::)

happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2012, 12:28:00 PM
The parrot left is calling constantly for his mate they have always been together ..............it is screeching from first light ........the street must be getting seriously pissed off.........as well as me........
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 12:37:19 PM
Just brought NewDog back from the vets.... €265 lighter!  Shocked:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2012, 12:38:26 PM
Just brought NewDog back from the vets.... €265 lighter!  Shocked:

Buy matches next time.......... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2012, 12:45:31 PM
Piccy please
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 01:34:54 PM

(http://s13.postimage.org/q8x1lb3xf/SAM_0964.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/q8x1lb3xf/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2012, 01:37:20 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 01:37:49 PM

(http://s17.postimage.org/57c9lez3f/SAM_0963.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/57c9lez3f/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Pirate on May 28, 2012, 01:38:23 PM
A Heinz 57...
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 01:51:34 PM
A Heinz 57...

She is lovely tho...  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Pirate on May 28, 2012, 01:59:29 PM
She's cute
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2012, 02:01:17 PM
You should call her Linda  ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 02:05:22 PM
You should call her Linda  ::)

Moodles...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on May 28, 2012, 05:29:17 PM

([url]http://s17.postimage.org/57c9lez3f/SAM_0963.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/57c9lez3f/[/url])


Bloody hell, that's about €30 per pound  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 06:02:53 PM

([url]http://s17.postimage.org/57c9lez3f/SAM_0963.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/57c9lez3f/[/url])


Bloody hell, that's about €30 per pound  eeek:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2012, 06:04:49 PM
You should call her Linda  ::)

Moodles...?  rubschin:

My boss calls me that  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2012, 06:07:51 PM
I think of you as Thunder Thighs  angel1
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2012, 06:08:37 PM
I'd rather you just not think of me at all  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2012, 06:10:16 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2012, 06:11:51 PM
sad32:

 point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 28, 2012, 08:35:38 PM
Just brought NewDog back from the vets.... €265 lighter!  Shocked:

I was going to ask if it had eaten your wallet, but the amount was way too high.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2012, 03:52:20 AM
Just brought NewDog back from the vets.... €265 lighter!  Shocked:

I was going to ask if it had eaten your wallet, but the amount was way too high.

 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2012, 02:18:18 PM
Woke up from my .......... nap , got 3 cats in my house ........none of which are mine ......walked outside someone has put a food bowl and water in my drive ....... eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2012, 02:19:21 PM
Miss T  Spank2:  Can I help  eyes:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2012, 02:34:04 PM
Woke up from my .......... nap , got 3 cats in my house ........none of which are mine ......walked outside someone has put a food bowl and water in my drive ....... eeek:

 point:

I've just cleaned the newly discovered cat toilet out of my garage....  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on July 25, 2012, 06:46:01 PM
Woke up from my .......... nap , got 3 cats in my house ........none of which are mine ......walked outside someone has put a food bowl and water in my drive ....... eeek:


 point:

I've just cleaned the newly discovered cat toilet out of my garage....  cussing:


You made a good job of cleaning the rest of the garage too. There was no need to send photos though  whistle:

(http://s12.postimage.org/rhatcpj89/clean_garage_1.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/rhatcpj89/)

(http://s11.postimage.org/pl3v0kk5b/clean_garage_2.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/pl3v0kk5b/)

(http://s10.postimage.org/rt1jrjy4l/clean_garage_3.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/rt1jrjy4l/)

(http://s14.postimage.org/z67w3ionx/clean_garage_4.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/z67w3ionx/)

(http://s12.postimage.org/61ioq98k9/clean_garage_5.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/61ioq98k9/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2012, 06:51:50 PM
Woke up from my .......... nap , got 3 cats in my house ........none of which are mine ......walked outside someone has put a food bowl and water in my drive ....... eeek:


 point:

I've just cleaned the newly discovered cat toilet out of my garage....  cussing:


You made a good job of cleaning the rest of the garage too. There was no need to send photos though  whistle:

([url]http://s12.postimage.org/rhatcpj89/clean_garage_1.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/rhatcpj89/[/url])

([url]http://s11.postimage.org/pl3v0kk5b/clean_garage_2.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/pl3v0kk5b/[/url])

([url]http://s10.postimage.org/rt1jrjy4l/clean_garage_3.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/rt1jrjy4l/[/url])

([url]http://s14.postimage.org/z67w3ionx/clean_garage_4.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/z67w3ionx/[/url])

([url]http://s12.postimage.org/61ioq98k9/clean_garage_5.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimage.org/image/61ioq98k9/[/url])


I thought you'd like them...  ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2012, 04:58:27 AM
bastard cat has pissed and shat in the dog's bed overnight - no wonder the dogs hate them!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 03, 2012, 07:31:06 AM
bastard cat has pissed and shat in the dog's bed overnight - no wonder the dogs hate them!  cussing:

I'm absolutely staggered that you continually put up with this vile and filthy selfish greedy ungrateful nasty bastard twat of a creature  tbh. eeek:

WHY? noooo:

Merdering cats should become an Olympic sport.....ALL of 'em. evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 03, 2012, 06:47:30 PM
bastard cat has pissed and shat in the dog's bed overnight - no wonder the dogs hate them!  cussing:

I'm absolutely staggered that you continually put up with this vile and filthy selfish greedy ungrateful nasty bastard twat of a creature  tbh. eeek:

WHY? noooo:

Merdering cats should become an Olympic sport.....ALL of 'em. evil:

^^^ wot Mr G said ^^^
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 03, 2012, 10:53:49 PM
bastard cat has pissed and shat in the dog's bed overnight - no wonder the dogs hate them!  cussing:

I'm absolutely staggered that you continually put up with this vile and filthy selfish greedy ungrateful nasty bastard twat of a creature  tbh. eeek:

WHY? noooo:

Merdering cats should become an Olympic sport.....ALL of 'em. evil:

^^^ wot Mr G said ^^^

Cheers for that. :thumbsup:
In the minority with my radical views...as ever. whistle:
SWEET! cloud9:


Not only an Olympic sport for the future, but launch the howling rats out of those machines that the clay pigeon fraternity use too! lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 04, 2012, 12:21:13 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2012, 08:20:46 PM
:thumbsup:

Most excellent.  cloud9:

Beginning to think BM's a secret pussy luver after all you know. redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2012, 05:03:24 AM
:thumbsup:

Most excellent.  cloud9:

Beginning to think BM's a secret pussy luver after all you know. redface:

 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on August 06, 2012, 05:53:24 AM
:thumbsup:

Most excellent.  cloud9:

Beginning to think BM's a secret pussy luver after all you know. redface:

 noooo:

 Gayer:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2012, 07:29:27 AM
doh:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 06, 2012, 05:44:07 PM
so,......sick cat, take him to one vet over the weekend as our usual one is closed. He says we have to keep him over night for blood tests that they cant do until the next day. I said I'll bring him back in the morning then and not pay the over night fee. The vet then broke my heart by telling me he thinks it's lukemia or cats aids!!!!!!!!   cry: cry: cry: cry:

Anyhooo, took him to our usual vet today, and it turns out he aint dying, the filthy little whore-Tom has got a dose....couple of jabs and some antibiotics. He has not been "done" yet and the vet said he has caught an "infection" from one of the girl whore cats on the street.  noooo:  ...........slags!
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2012, 05:50:33 PM
 Shocked:

Normal for Cyprus I guess  noooo:

Cat Clap  point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2012, 07:01:04 PM
Cat flap clap! happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2012, 07:51:47 PM
Can someone please explain to me what the advantages of owning a cat actually are ?  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2012, 07:55:09 PM
Can someone please explain to me what the advantages of owning a cat actually are ?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Not me.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2012, 07:56:10 PM
Can someone please explain to me what the advantages of owning a cat actually are ?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

For LL....... better conversation and better house trained ............ lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2012, 07:58:03 PM
They regularly do jobs too  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on August 06, 2012, 07:59:13 PM
You can check the width of a room with one
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2012, 08:11:48 PM
You can check the width of a room with one

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on August 06, 2012, 08:20:39 PM
I was trying the find the clip when Spike Milligan  cloud9: came out of the room with a dead cat after a load of banging, and said "you're right, there isn't room to swing one"  lol:

I did find the Irish sending their first rocket to the moon though  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2012, 05:26:30 AM
I was trying the find the clip when Spike Milligan  cloud9: came out of the room with a dead cat after a load of banging, and said "you're right, there isn't room to swing one"  lol:

I did find the Irish sending their first rocket to the moon though  lol:

Milligan....  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Just One More on August 07, 2012, 05:35:35 AM
 cloud9:  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 07, 2012, 08:18:08 AM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 19, 2012, 10:04:44 AM
got home at silly oclock this morning and could hear the cat crying from god knows where. eventually found him stuck on the roof. How the hell he got up there God only knows so, half cut, I grab the ladder. I have that stupid dappled plaster on the outside walls so between the stuck cat and the spiky wall I am scratched to hell.  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 11:26:30 AM
got home at silly oclock this morning and could hear the cat crying from god knows where. eventually found him stuck on the roof. How the hell he got up there God only knows so, half cut, I grab the ladder. I have that stupid dappled plaster on the outside walls so between the stuck cat and the spiky wall I am scratched to hell.  noooo:

Should have left it...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 19, 2012, 04:34:27 PM
got home at silly oclock this morning and could hear the cat crying from god knows where. eventually found him stuck on the roof. How the hell he got up there God only knows so, half cut, I grab the ladder. I have that stupid dappled plaster on the outside walls so between the stuck cat and the spiky wall I am scratched to hell.  noooo:

Should have left it...  noooo:

Should have friggin' shot it. :thumbsup:

It would have come down quick too to save you all that grief.

Yet ANOTHER GROWLER Top Tip, all part of the service. cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2012, 09:00:47 AM

(http://s17.postimage.org/9988r9m1n/307806_188136994593684_2121903755_n.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/9988r9m1n/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2012, 05:40:55 PM
I may have a solution for you BM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146425/Tourist-spends-3-000-bring-home-stray-dog-beach-Mauritius.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146425/Tourist-spends-3-000-bring-home-stray-dog-beach-Mauritius.html)

Perhaps you could invite her for a holiday like rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on October 30, 2012, 08:47:53 AM
Sorted for you BM. :thumbsup:
 eveilgrin:  Drool:

(http://s10.postimage.org/96wmt71t1/owl1.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/96wmt71t1/)

 point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2012, 02:28:28 PM
I have a leopard print brown and white bra which I had thrown on the bed this morning.  Whilst drying my hair I caught sight of it out of the corner of my eye and thought that the cat was sleeping on the bed.  It took me a second or two to remember that it is over seven years since I had a cat. redface: whacky115 whacky115  I do worry about my mental state sometimes. noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2012, 02:42:58 PM
I have a leopard print brown and white bra which I had thrown on the bed this morning.  Whilst drying my hair I caught sight of it out of the corner of my eye and thought that the cat was sleeping on the bed.  It took me a second or two to remember that it is over seven years since I had a cat. redface: whacky115 whacky115  I do worry about my mental state sometimes. noooo:


 rubschin:

(http://stuffonmycat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/SOMC_16.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2012, 06:19:42 PM
I have a leopard print brown and white bra which I had thrown on the bed this morning.  Whilst drying my hair I caught sight of it out of the corner of my eye and thought that the cat was sleeping on the bed.  It took me a second or two to remember that it is over seven years since I had a cat. redface: whacky115 whacky115  I do worry about my mental state sometimes. noooo:


 rubschin:

([url]http://stuffonmycat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/SOMC_16.jpg[/url])


That cat is Hitler in drag and I claim my £5.00
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Pastis on January 07, 2013, 07:01:05 PM
A neighbour of mine has a new kitten ... black as night and quick as a Ninja  eeek:

Despite her protests I call him Cato

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk_2-ib3ENc
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on January 29, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690)

A cull is in order, i'd suggest  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 06:49:27 PM
[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690[/url])

A cull is in order, i'd suggest  eveilgrin:


 cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Al on January 29, 2013, 08:11:22 PM
There are a few hundred million other animals in the US that could usefuly be culled.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2013, 09:30:36 PM
The answer is sparrow flavoured cat food  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Al on January 29, 2013, 10:57:08 PM
The answer is sparrow flavoured cat food  :thumbsup:
That appeals to rednecks?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 02:37:15 PM
This must have been made for me...  evil:

Feed Me - Simon's Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te4wx4jtiEA#ws)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on February 06, 2013, 06:52:59 PM
This must have been made for me...  evil:

Feed Me - Simon's Cat ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te4wx4jtiEA#ws[/url])


That is you.....especially when the bowl goes on your bonce.  point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 06:54:07 PM
This must have been made for me...  evil:

Feed Me - Simon's Cat ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te4wx4jtiEA#ws[/url])


That is you.....especially when the bowl goes on your bonce.  point:


 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 07, 2013, 01:00:04 PM
 point: point: point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2013, 08:38:23 AM
They pissed on my hat.................... cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2013, 11:44:26 AM
They pissed on my hat.................... cussing:

Are you sure that wasn't BM?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2013, 12:04:56 PM
They pissed on my hat.................... cussing:

Are you sure that wasn't BM?

Jury is out............
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on February 21, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
They pissed on my hat.................... cussing:


 point: point: point:

Shame it was not one of these:

(http://s18.postimage.org/m7kp3gg7p/6561480_460s.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/m7kp3gg7p/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 10:00:07 AM
from RIP thread
. . .
Nah. Cats are shite. sick2:
evil: evil: evil:

But they are. sick2:
Ask BM. Thumbs:
Nah, I asked CWMBO instead

She suggests you are a complete tosser and will be making a bear shape in her lit tray to properly communicate her views

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 10:15:16 AM
. . .
Nah. Cats are shite. sick2:
evil: evil: evil:

Manky moggys are evil  noooo:

CWMBO goes off to make an axe woman target shape in her lit tray


 
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 10:23:48 AM
We could have a vote on it like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 10:25:52 AM
how many votes does each cat get to make?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 10:58:06 AM
how many votes does each cat get to make?
nonono:

Only registered members may vote... 
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 10:59:47 AM
 doh:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 11:45:54 AM
how many votes does each cat get to make?
nonono:

Only registered members may vote...
Well I successfully registered her over at *koff*, could do again here.  sammie1999@btinternet.com would still work.  Got her own photobucket account as well. 

 
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 11:54:24 AM
how many votes does each cat get to make?
nonono:

Only registered members may vote...
Well I successfully registered her over at *koff*, could do again here.  sammie1999@btinternet.com would still work.  Got her own photobucket account as well.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 01:58:51 PM
The owld mangy moggies aren't doing so well ey? whistle:

Even Stevie lad hasn't voted for them. lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 02:09:15 PM
The owld mangy moggies aren't doing so well ey? whistle:

Even Stevie lad hasn't voted for them. lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 02:17:52 PM
The owld mangy moggies aren't doing so well ey? whistle:

Even Stevie lad hasn't voted for them. lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

He's a veggie.......... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 04:26:00 PM
The owld mangy moggies aren't doing so well ey? whistle:

Even Stevie lad hasn't voted for them. lol:
And how many votes have Bears got Growlie Bonce?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 05:13:47 PM
The owld mangy moggies aren't doing so well ey? whistle:

Even Stevie lad hasn't voted for them. lol:
And how many votes have Bears got Growlie Bonce?

Goes without saying that IF it was included in the poll list, it would be every member (bar two) that would have voted in favour....you being the other one obviously, 'cus you still don't like me. sad32:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 05:16:13 PM
OI!!
Total Members Voted: 8

How come 18 votes have been cast then ey, EY?

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 05:19:05 PM
OI!!
Total Members Voted: 8

How come 18 votes have been cast then ey, EY?

Max 3 per person ..........not min............ :thumbsup:

8 x 3 = rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
...and WHO'S just slipped the 'NOT Bears' one in then ey? evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 05:32:16 PM
 redface:

Seen Donna yet?  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 05:33:31 PM
redface:

Seen Donna yet?  whistle:

NO! Banghead

Next? whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 05:35:09 PM
OI you Nick. evil:

How come you've got access to changing the poll list? eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 06:02:03 PM
Cos it's his OP?   Iriot has erased all the votes so far  ::)


I like just about all animals, even Bears.

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 06:04:48 PM
Cos it's his OP?   Iriot has erased all the votes so far  ::)


I like just about all animals, even Bears.

I increasingly only like animuls now...apart from some of the members in here obviously like. cloud9:

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 06:08:16 PM
So what's it with cats?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 06:14:29 PM
So what's it with cats?

Apart from them being filthy shitty, pissing vermin...?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 06:15:59 PM
So what's it with cats?

Just don't like 'em matey, soz.

Their characteristics remind me far too much of some (majority of) sheeple now unfortunately. whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 06:16:46 PM
has he got Snoopy's knobs.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 06:38:53 PM
So what's it with cats?

Just don't like 'em matey, soz.

Their characteristics remind me far too much of some (majority of) sheeple now unfortunately. whistle:
Ah well

I can understand not liking them, it's when people go all hate mental that I get worried.

As for those that hurt/kill people's pets I would happily lock them away forever.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 06:47:53 PM
So what's it with cats?

Just don't like 'em matey, soz.

Their characteristics remind me far too much of some (majority of) sheeple now unfortunately. whistle:
Ah well

I can understand not liking them, it's when people go all hate mental that I get worried.

As for those that hurt/kill people's pets I would happily lock them away forever.

Agreed!
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2013, 06:52:43 PM
I did say a few nasty things about a certain cat a couple of years ago. redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2013, 07:18:23 PM
Took the freaking cat to the vet this arvo as he has a poorly eye...  noooo:

That was a ghastly nightmare examination I'd never want to live through again....  eeek:

Anyhoo... he had to be sedated and has been puking up ever since... how can the bastard thing have so much food inside him...?  noooo:

Picked up Skilos today too....  cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2013, 07:20:14 PM
Took the freaking cat to the vet this arvo as he has a poorly eye...  noooo:

That was a ghastly nightmare examination I'd never want to live through again....  eeek:

Anyhoo... he had to be sedated and has been puking up ever since... how can the bastard thing have so much food inside him...?  noooo:

Picked up Skilos today too....  cloud9:

 sad24:

 we also have a sick cat,,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2013, 09:52:32 PM
Took the freaking cat to the vet this arvo as he has a poorly eye...  noooo:

That was a ghastly nightmare examination I'd never want to live through again....  eeek:

Anyhoo... he had to be sedated and has been puking up ever since... how can the bastard thing have so much food inside him...?  noooo:

Picked up Skilos today too....  cloud9:

 sad24:

 we also have a sick cat,,,,,,,,, noooo:

Shark week?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2013, 07:19:36 PM
Had to take the cat to the vet this arvo (€120)...  evil:

He sedated him so now he is puking all over the bleddy place...  noooo:

Strangely, he says "nom, nom, nom" before he hurls....   rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 26, 2013, 07:29:51 PM
 happy100

The Eldest was brandishing a chain saw in the house last Friday, pretending like to wind Mum up.  An hour later I went to feed the Budgie and found it was dead.   sad24:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2013, 07:43:29 PM
happy100

The Eldest was brandishing a chain saw in the house last Friday, pretending like to wind Mum up.  An hour later I went to feed the Budgie and found it was dead.   sad24:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2013, 10:31:20 PM
happy100

The Eldest was brandishing a chain saw in the house last Friday, pretending like to wind Mum up.  An hour later I went to feed the Budgie and found it was dead.   sad24:

So ........no good with birds .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2013, 05:07:31 AM
happy100

The Eldest was brandishing a chain saw in the house last Friday, pretending like to wind Mum up.  An hour later I went to feed the Budgie and found it was dead.   sad24:

So ........no good with birds .......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2013, 06:24:01 AM
 scared:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 27, 2013, 06:29:04 AM
happy100

The Eldest was brandishing a chain saw in the house last Friday, pretending like to wind Mum up.  An hour later I went to feed the Budgie and found it was dead.   sad24:

So ........no good with birds .......... rubschin:

 evil:






 noooo:









 ;D
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 13, 2013, 02:27:39 PM
The cat just farted on Apey, I think he may throw up. Never seen anything so funny!  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 02:35:13 PM
The cat just farted on Apey, I think he may throw up. Never seen anything so funny!  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 02:36:11 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 02:37:45 PM
evil:

 pathead:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2013, 04:24:27 PM
What did you feed it with Apey?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 04:26:21 PM
What did you feed it with Apey?

Nothing he ate here ........he has lazer breath too......... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2013, 04:48:05 PM
You're doomed then







maybe
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2013, 08:12:22 PM
What did you feed it with Apey?


Nothing he ate here ........he has lazer breath too......... noooo:


(http://www.maxconsole.com/maxcon_forums/customavatars/avatar266818_10.gif)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2013, 09:47:40 PM
What did you feed it with Apey?


Nothing he ate here ........he has lazer breath too......... noooo:


([url]http://www.maxconsole.com/maxcon_forums/customavatars/avatar266818_10.gif[/url])

 rubschin:

 scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 05:54:15 AM
What did you feed it with Apey?


Nothing he ate here ........he has lazer breath too......... noooo:


([url]http://www.maxconsole.com/maxcon_forums/customavatars/avatar266818_10.gif[/url])

 rubschin:


 eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:18:14 PM
Shutup Cat has been bitten by a snake.... ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2013, 04:20:22 PM
Deadly?  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:24:52 PM
Deadly?  eeek:

Sadly not...  noooo:

...although the snake is feeling poorly! happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2013, 04:35:59 PM
Why, did it bite you too?  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 04:49:18 PM
Why, did it bite you too?  eeek:

 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2013, 08:56:41 PM
Why, did it bite you too?  eeek:

 evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2013, 10:29:17 PM
Deadly?  eeek:

Sadly not...  noooo:

...although the snake is feeling poorly! happy001
happy001

"Shutup Cat"  dare we ask just WTF is Shutup Cat?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 05:34:00 AM
Deadly?  eeek:

Sadly not...  noooo:

...although the snake is feeling poorly! happy001
happy001

"Shutup Cat"  dare we ask just WTF is Shutup Cat?

He talks all the time...

... eventually everybody gets bored with it and tells him to shut up - sometimes worserer than that.....  redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2013, 09:50:55 AM
Deadly?  eeek:

Sadly not...  noooo:

...although the snake is feeling poorly! happy001
happy001

"Shutup Cat"  dare we ask just WTF is Shutup Cat?

He talks all the time...

... eventually everybody gets bored with it and tells him to shut up - sometimes worserer than that.....  redface:
lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2013, 10:29:04 AM
Shutup Cat shat all over the utility room last night....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2013, 10:34:03 AM
Shutup Cat shat all over the utility room last night....  noooo:

It's sick........
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2013, 10:38:43 AM
doesn't sound well
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 03, 2013, 12:47:21 PM
Either that or it was passing judgement . . . . . .     whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2013, 03:28:07 PM
Not sick, not unwell.... just a filthy little yapping bastard....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2013, 03:28:58 PM
That is what LL says about you  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2013, 03:30:06 PM
That is what LL says about you  rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: boogs on August 03, 2013, 05:25:56 PM
That is what LL says about you  rubschin:

 eeek:

 point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 08:01:47 AM
Shut up cat caught a snake yesterday....  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 08:16:39 AM
Shut up cat caught a snake yesterday....  eeek:
Impressive!  Bit sad for the snake but  happ096 to Shutup Cat
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2013, 08:17:16 AM
Did he bring it to LL as a gift?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 08:19:44 AM
I bravely separated the two of them and the snake slithered off....  angel1
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 08:21:21 AM
I bravely separated the two of them and the snake slithered off....  angel1
definite  happ096  to Mr BM

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: boogs on August 12, 2013, 03:50:47 PM
I bravely separated the two of them and the snake slithered off....  angel1

Yuuuk makes me shiver just to think about it .....  aren't you the hero .... cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 08:38:13 PM
I bravely separated the two of them and the snake slithered off....  angel1

Yuuuk makes me shiver just to think about it .....  aren't you the hero .... cloud9:

 angel1
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 02:42:03 PM
The cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling.  redface: redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2013, 02:49:22 PM
The cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling.  redface: redface: redface: redface:

 point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 02:53:50 PM
The cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling.  redface: redface: redface: redface:

 point:

 evil:

three fucking days I was looking for this "mouse" . Still never found out what ran under the sofa, but fell asleep on the sofa the other day and woke up to a cockroach on my cheek so thinking that may have been it. Niiiiiice.  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2013, 03:19:39 PM
The cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling.  redface: redface: redface: redface:

 point:

 evil:

three fucking days I was looking for this "mouse" . Still never found out what ran under the sofa, but fell asleep on the sofa the other day and woke up to a cockroach on my cheek so thinking that may have been it. Niiiiiice.  noooo:

That Apey...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2013, 04:32:00 PM
The cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling.  redface: redface: redface: redface:

 point:

 evil:

three fucking days I was looking for this "mouse" . Still never found out what ran under the sofa, but fell asleep on the sofa the other day and woke up to a cockroach on my cheek so thinking that may have been it. Niiiiiice.  noooo:

That Apey...  noooo:
Ever the practical joker, what a wag.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 12:58:28 AM
The cat brought us a mouse a couple of weeks ago, apey put it in the garden. Then the other night he brought us something which ran under the sofa. I have no idea what it was but for the past few days have been hearing a quiet squeaking sound. I have lifted sofas, checked in cupboards, behind and under every bit of furniture only to realise it is the blades on the electric fan that need oiling.  redface: redface: redface: redface:

 point:

 evil:

three fucking days I was looking for this "mouse" . Still never found out what ran under the sofa, but fell asleep on the sofa the other day and woke up to a cockroach on my cheek so thinking that may have been it. Niiiiiice.  noooo:

That Apey...  noooo:
Ever the practical joker, what a wag.  Thumbs:

I am not a N/L/S .........thank you....... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2013, 06:44:46 PM

(http://s9.postimg.org/fr83w926j/1378489_768818373147618_1635090962_n.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/fr83w926j/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2013, 07:02:26 PM

([url]http://s9.postimg.org/fr83w926j/1378489_768818373147618_1635090962_n.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/fr83w926j/[/url])

happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2013, 08:00:54 PM

([url]http://s9.postimg.org/fr83w926j/1378489_768818373147618_1635090962_n.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/fr83w926j/[/url])


 lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2013, 08:20:07 PM

([url]http://s9.postimg.org/fr83w926j/1378489_768818373147618_1635090962_n.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/fr83w926j/[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

Little bastards!  evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2013, 10:29:09 PM
 eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-24622710 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-24622710)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2013, 10:38:51 PM
eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-24622710[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-24622710[/url])


 lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2013, 10:40:31 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10398994/Leicester-mans-warning-after-stray-cat-attack.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10398994/Leicester-mans-warning-after-stray-cat-attack.html)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2013, 11:17:22 PM
eeek:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-24622710[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-24622710[/url])


 lol:

 lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2013, 11:19:40 PM
[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10398994/Leicester-mans-warning-after-stray-cat-attack.html[/url] ([url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10398994/Leicester-mans-warning-after-stray-cat-attack.html[/url])

 eveilgrin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2013, 05:43:24 AM
[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10398994/Leicester-mans-warning-after-stray-cat-attack.html[/url] ([url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10398994/Leicester-mans-warning-after-stray-cat-attack.html[/url])

 eveilgrin:


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 08:25:24 AM
Why do dogs eat cat shit?  sick2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2013, 10:17:40 AM
Why do dogs eat cat shit?  sick2:

So they can watch your reaction and hope you give them some proper food.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2013, 10:28:50 AM
Why do dogs eat cat shit?  sick2:

So they can watch your reaction and hope you give them some proper food.

 drumroll:   lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2013, 10:52:29 AM
Why do dogs eat cat shit?  sick2:

So they can watch your reaction and hope you give them some proper food.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2013, 09:11:22 PM
We seem to have an extra cat....... rubschin:  been here about 3 days now....
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2013, 09:25:07 PM
We seem to have an extra cat....... rubschin:  been here about 3 days now....

Cat + brick >>> sack  >>>> pool  Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: boogs on November 06, 2013, 09:36:12 PM
We seem to have an extra cat....... rubschin:  been here about 3 days now....

Cat + brick >>> sack  >>>> pool  Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2013, 11:29:40 PM
We seem to have an extra cat....... rubschin:  been here about 3 days now....

Cat + brick >>> sack  >>>> pool  Thumbs:

 lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2013, 09:20:40 AM
We seem to have an extra cat....... rubschin:  been here about 3 days now....

Cat + brick >>> sack  >>>> pool  Thumbs:

What are the sack and pool for?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2013, 09:24:13 AM
We seem to have an extra cat....... rubschin:  been here about 3 days now....

Cat + brick >>> sack  >>>> pool  Thumbs:

What are the sack and pool for?

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2013, 10:05:05 AM
We seem to have an extra cat....... rubschin:  been here about 3 days now....

Cat + brick >>> sack  >>>> pool  Thumbs:

What are the sack and pool for?

those of a squeamish disposition....  ;)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2013, 09:58:28 PM
It could be worse BM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10478401/Devil-cat-hospitalises-villagers-in-attacking-spree.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10478401/Devil-cat-hospitalises-villagers-in-attacking-spree.html)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2013, 06:17:04 AM
It could be worse BM

[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10478401/Devil-cat-hospitalises-villagers-in-attacking-spree.html[/url] ([url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10478401/Devil-cat-hospitalises-villagers-in-attacking-spree.html[/url])


 eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2013, 06:18:58 AM
Cat shit all over the place again - I'd post a picture but I fear a wave of pukeness would spread through the pub....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2013, 11:08:05 AM

Cat shit all over the place again - I'd post a picture but I fear a wave of pukeness would spread through the pub....  noooo:
Oh noes noooo:

Is it ill or just being a right shit?

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2013, 11:20:07 AM

Cat shit all over the place again - I'd post a picture but I fear a wave of pukeness would spread through the pub....  noooo:
Oh noes noooo:

Is it ill or just being a right shit?

It won't be well soon!  evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2013, 11:56:44 AM

Cat shit all over the place again - I'd post a picture but I fear a wave of pukeness would spread through the pub....  noooo:
Oh noes noooo:

Is it ill or just being a right shit?

It won't be well soon!  evil:

The all new 2013 cat shit disasters competition?

CWMBO managed to have an attack of colitis when we had friends here recently.  She decided to have a mega diarrhea dump right outside their room so yes it got trod in and not immediately noticed and trod all round the place.   Who needs chemical weapons when you have the smell of runny cat shit?

I'm sure far worserer/funnier has happened to others.   Over . .
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2013, 12:46:12 PM

Cat shit all over the place again - I'd post a picture but I fear a wave of pukeness would spread through the pub....  noooo:
Oh noes noooo:

Is it ill or just being a right shit?

It won't be well soon!  evil:

The all new 2013 cat shit disasters competition?

CWMBO managed to have an attack of colitis when we had friends here recently.  She decided to have a mega diarrhea dump right outside their room so yes it got trod in and not immediately noticed and trod all round the place.   Who needs chemical weapons when you have the smell of runny cat shit?

I'm sure far worserer/funnier has happened to others.   Over . .

How could they not notice???  eeek:

Cat shit is without doubt the most disgusterous smelling think the good lord ever invented.... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2013, 02:09:53 PM

Cat shit all over the place again - I'd post a picture but I fear a wave of pukeness would spread through the pub....  noooo:
Oh noes noooo:

Is it ill or just being a right shit?

It won't be well soon!  evil:

The all new 2013 cat shit disasters competition?

CWMBO managed to have an attack of colitis when we had friends here recently.  She decided to have a mega diarrhea dump right outside their room so yes it got trod in and not immediately noticed and trod all round the place.   Who needs chemical weapons when you have the smell of runny cat shit?

I'm sure far worserer/funnier has happened to others.   Over . .

How could they not notice???  eeek:

Cat shit is without doubt the most disgusterous smelling think the good lord ever invented.... noooo:
Indeed.  But there's a reason - will PM
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2013, 10:02:55 AM
My cat bought in a live sparrow this morning...... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 02, 2013, 01:35:52 PM
Cat bought in dead sparrow today.... evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2013, 02:02:02 PM
Cat bought in dead sparrow today.... evil:
Same sparrow?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2013, 02:02:37 PM
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 02, 2013, 02:05:41 PM
Cat bought in dead sparrow today.... evil:
Same sparrow?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2013, 03:38:46 PM
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:
Ah yes hard to spot the culprit when there's more than one.  In the witness box they will always blame the other (a great CDB alibi trick that)

Are you feeding them on beer and popcorn seasoning?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 02, 2013, 03:44:19 PM
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

My friends moved house this weekend. It was all a bit lastminute.com as the completion date was right on the deadline .

Anyway they move into new house. The last occupant had not made an attempt to clean up before she moved  evil:

But she had left a note  saying her cat had gone out and she couldn't find her so she was leaving her there for them .

Don't you just know that is one evil bastard cat that she is actually having to move home to get away from  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 02, 2013, 03:48:31 PM
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

My friends moved house this weekend. It was all a bit lastminute.com as the completion date was right on the deadline .

Anyway they move into new house. The last occupant had not made an attempt to clean up before she moved  evil:

But she had left a note  saying her cat had gone out and she couldn't find her so she was leaving her there for them .

Don't you just know that is one evil bastard cat that she is actually having to move home to get away from  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2013, 03:51:18 PM
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

My friends moved house this weekend. It was all a bit lastminute.com as the completion date was right on the deadline .

Anyway they move into new house. The last occupant had not made an attempt to clean up before she moved  evil:

But she had left a note  saying her cat had gone out and she couldn't find her so she was leaving her there for them .

Don't you just know that is one evil bastard cat that she is actually having to move home to get away from  rubschin:

I've got three like that....  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2013, 06:05:03 PM
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

My friends moved house this weekend. It was all a bit lastminute.com as the completion date was right on the deadline .

Anyway they move into new house. The last occupant had not made an attempt to clean up before she moved  evil:

But she had left a note  saying her cat had gone out and she couldn't find her so she was leaving her there for them .

Don't you just know that is one evil bastard cat that she is actually having to move home to get away from  rubschin:

Check the patio.  scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2013, 05:13:33 PM
Quote
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

Christopher Hitchens

 point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2013, 06:04:17 PM
Quote
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

Christopher Hitchens

 point:

Zacktly why I hate the fekkers.  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2013, 04:14:13 PM
Eddie Izzard - Pavlov's cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whwiMrBNWCA#)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 07, 2013, 10:01:42 AM

Saw this, immediately though of BM.   ;)

(http://s23.postimg.org/pft9htp4n/BMandcat.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/pft9htp4n/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2013, 10:10:27 AM

Saw this, immediately though of BM.   ;)

([url]http://s23.postimg.org/pft9htp4n/BMandcat.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/pft9htp4n/[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2013, 10:30:39 AM

Saw this, immediately though of BM.   ;)

([url]http://s23.postimg.org/pft9htp4n/BMandcat.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://postimg.org/image/pft9htp4n/[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

 :thumbsup:

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2014, 07:27:35 PM
Fucking ginger cat has just attacked me!  eeek:

I am bleeding like fuck!  Shocked:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on September 27, 2014, 07:32:04 PM
Fucking ginger cat has just attacked me!  eeek:

I am bleeding like fuck!  Shocked:

Keel it.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2014, 07:35:58 PM
Fucking ginger cat has just attacked me!  eeek:

I am bleeding like fuck!  Shocked:


Keel it.  eveilgrin:


(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sick013.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: boogs on September 28, 2014, 07:30:34 PM
Fucking ginger cat has just attacked me!  eeek:

I am bleeding like fuck!  Shocked:


Keel it.  eveilgrin:


([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sick013.gif[/url]) ([url]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php[/url])


 scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2014, 09:52:45 PM
Fucking ginger cat has just attacked me!  eeek:

I am bleeding like fuck!  Shocked:

When did you last take the mickey out of Nick??  scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2014, 08:52:13 AM
Fucking ginger cat has just attacked me!  eeek:

I am bleeding like fuck!  Shocked:


When did you last take the mickey out of Nick??  scared2:


 rubschin:

(http://jeremiahssideofthestreet.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/tumblr_lnuer6e6tn1qgz1t4o1_500-miguelquintero.png)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2014, 03:53:09 PM
NewCat had to go back to the vet today as it has some disease or summat....  noooo:

One hundred and eighty fucking €uros!  Shocked:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2014, 04:42:50 PM
 point: point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2014, 06:06:19 PM
NewCat had to go back to the vet today as it has some disease or summat....  noooo:

One hundred and eighty fucking €uros!  Shocked:

Cheaper to have it put down.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2014, 06:12:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2014, 06:14:31 PM
NewCat had to go back to the vet today as it has some disease or summat....  noooo:

One hundred and eighty fucking €uros!  Shocked:

Cheaper to have it put down.  Thumbs:

Or buy a new one like....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2014, 06:42:48 PM
NewCat had to go back to the vet today as it has some disease or summat....  noooo:

One hundred and eighty fucking €uros!  Shocked:

Cheaper to have it put down.  Thumbs:

Or buy a new one like....  rubschin:

....to give you more misery?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2014, 06:58:46 PM
NewCat had to go back to the vet today as it has some disease or summat....  noooo:

One hundred and eighty fucking €uros!  Shocked:

Cheaper to have it put down.  Thumbs:

Or buy a new one like....  rubschin:

....to give you more misery?  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2014, 08:04:15 PM
CWMBO has just been reading all this ^.  She is most  evil: and appears to be thinking you all deserve to have coughed up furballs dropped into your open mouths while you sleep.  Worryingly she may decide I am to be your representatives in this matter   scared2: sick2:

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2014, 08:19:08 PM
NewCat had to go back to the vet today as it has some disease or summat....  noooo:

One hundred and eighty fucking €uros!  Shocked:


Cheaper to have it put down.  Thumbs:


Or buy a new one like....  rubschin:


....to give you more misery?  rubschin:


 noooo:


http://youtu.be/uJfM23iChzs (http://youtu.be/uJfM23iChzs)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2014, 08:35:17 PM
NewCat had to go back to the vet today as it has some disease or summat....  noooo:

One hundred and eighty fucking €uros!  Shocked:


Cheaper to have it put down.  Thumbs:


Or buy a new one like....  rubschin:


....to give you more misery?  rubschin:


 noooo:


[url]http://youtu.be/uJfM23iChzs[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/uJfM23iChzs[/url])

 rubschin:


 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2014, 08:59:49 PM
Given your track record to date the cat would have the last laugh and crash into you...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2014, 09:03:04 PM
Given your track record to date the cat would have the last laugh and crash into you...  whistle:

 scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 18, 2014, 04:28:35 PM
Given your track record to date the cat would have the last laugh and crash into you...  whistle:

 scared2:

Given the post in the quadcopter thread, perhaps there's a link?  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2015, 07:12:02 AM
NewCat has come into heat - it is running around like a demented lunatic...... facepalm:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2015, 07:31:18 AM
A babby cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2015, 08:13:25 AM
NewCat has come into heat - it is running around like a demented lunatic...... facepalm:
It'll get caught eventually.

Time to stock up on sacks and bricks.  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 10:51:42 AM
NewCat has gone missing..... facepalm:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2015, 11:16:01 AM
oh woes, hope it's back soon

something someone cackled?

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 11:33:47 AM
oh woes, hope it's back soon

something someone cackled?

I dunno....

.... have just been out searching for the damn thing in the rain....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2015, 01:51:39 PM
oh woes, hope it's back soon

something someone cackled?

I dunno....

.... have just been out searching for the damn thing in the rain....  noooo:
you just have to don't you?  Missing pets tear you up
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2015, 03:25:08 PM
NewCat has gone missing..... facepalm:

Did you find what was blocking the drain?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 03:29:37 PM
NewCat has gone missing..... facepalm:

Did you find what was blocking the drain?

 eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 08:54:42 PM
She is back!  cloud9:

Arse!  Banghead
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2015, 01:17:47 AM
She is back!  cloud9:

Arse!  Banghead
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2015, 01:19:28 AM
She is back!  cloud9:

Arse!  Banghead
:thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2015, 01:16:49 PM
She is back!  cloud9:

Arse!  Banghead
:thumbsup:


 Thumbs:


(http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/upload/yuiupload/2084941009.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2015, 01:17:28 PM
I was thinking that too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2015, 01:21:48 PM
She is back!  cloud9:

Arse!  Banghead
:thumbsup:


 Thumbs:


([url]http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/upload/yuiupload/2084941009.jpg[/url])


 scared2:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2015, 05:46:15 PM
One of them has shat in the bath...

...and NewCat has just sicked-up all over the place....

 cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2015, 05:48:30 PM
Get LL onto it :thumbsup:

Oh  redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2015, 05:49:48 PM
One of them has shat in the bath...

...and NewCat has just sicked-up all over the place....

 cussing:

You have a thread for this........ whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2015, 05:56:51 PM
Get LL onto it :thumbsup:

Oh  redface:

Don't worry it will still be there when she returns........ noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2015, 06:28:25 PM
Get LL onto it :thumbsup:

Oh  redface:

Don't worry it will still be there when she returns........ noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2015, 07:59:22 PM
Get LL onto it :thumbsup:

Oh  redface:

Don't worry it will still be there when she returns........ noooo:

 Thumbs:
Are we talking the cat or the poo?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2015, 08:45:09 PM
Get LL onto it :thumbsup:

Oh  redface:

Don't worry it will still be there when she returns........ noooo:

 Thumbs:
Are we talking the cat or the poo?

Yes
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2015, 02:44:43 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Filthy bastard creatures"!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2015, 02:49:46 PM
 Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2015, 02:54:27 PM
I was in the lounge and thought, "hello, a smell of cat shit"....

...when I looked around there were my cat shit footprints all round the room.... cussing:

One of the filthy bastards has had a dump on the rug and I'd walked through it and spread it all around....  sick2:

Filthy fuckers - they really have no redeeming features whatsoever....  noooo:

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2015, 02:57:14 PM
SO that is your fault then
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2015, 03:11:31 PM
SO that is your fault then

NO!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2015, 03:13:52 PM
Did they spread it everywhere? whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2015, 03:19:17 PM
Did they spread it everywhere? whistle:

Well, no.... but did I shit on the carpet...? No.

Carpet will be in the dumpster tomorrow.... I wonder if LL will notice it is missing....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2015, 03:26:30 PM
Replace it with an identical inexpensive rug (hahahahaha) or expect death  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2015, 03:32:17 PM
Replace it with an identical inexpensive rug (hahahahaha) or expect death  eveilgrin:

I need advice from Growler.....
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2015, 03:33:59 PM
I know an excellent rug supplier  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2015, 03:40:09 PM
I know an excellent rug supplier  eveilgrin:

Mrs. Nick...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2015, 03:48:48 PM
http://frithrugs.co.uk/product-427/-/Persian-Abadeh-Rug-PAB023044-3.00-x-2.03/8022 (http://frithrugs.co.uk/product-427/-/Persian-Abadeh-Rug-PAB023044-3.00-x-2.03/8022)  angel1
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2015, 04:38:32 PM
[url]http://frithrugs.co.uk/product-427/-/Persian-Abadeh-Rug-PAB023044-3.00-x-2.03/8022[/url] ([url]http://frithrugs.co.uk/product-427/-/Persian-Abadeh-Rug-PAB023044-3.00-x-2.03/8022[/url])  angel1


Holy fuck!  Shocked:

Honestly, there is a market opportunity here....

You can buy the same rug in Istanbul for about 10p.... They start at $5,000 but if you show no interest (Miss A is very good at it) they just keep slashing the price...

This time next year we could be miwlionaires! :D

We just need to find more mugs like Nick....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 01, 2015, 05:55:22 PM
I was in the lounge and thought, "hello, a smell of cat shit"....

...when I looked around there were my cat shit footprints all round the room.... cussing:

One of the filthy bastards has had a dump on the rug and I'd walked through it and spread it all around....  sick2:

Filthy fuckers - they really have no redeeming features whatsoever....  noooo:

So, these cat shit footprints, could you see the outline of toes? Or were they shoe shaped?

If the latter, stop moaning and count your blessings - it could have been oozing between your toes . . .

Mind you, I have heard that it's good for fixing athlete's foot! Almost as good as peeing on them (your toes) in the shower . . .
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2015, 05:58:21 PM
I was in the lounge and thought, "hello, a smell of cat shit"....

...when I looked around there were my cat shit footprints all round the room.... cussing:

One of the filthy bastards has had a dump on the rug and I'd walked through it and spread it all around....  sick2:

Filthy fuckers - they really have no redeeming features whatsoever....  noooo:

So, these cat shit footprints, could you see the outline of toes? Or were they shoe shaped?

If the latter, stop moaning and count your blessings - it could have been oozing between your toes . . .

Mind you, I have heard that it's good for fixing athlete's foot! Almost as good as peeing on them (your toes) in the shower . . .

Pervert Alert!  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2015, 06:47:50 PM
I was in the lounge and thought, "hello, a smell of cat shit"....

...when I looked around there were my cat shit footprints all round the room.... cussing:

One of the filthy bastards has had a dump on the rug and I'd walked through it and spread it all around....  sick2:

Filthy fuckers - they really have no redeeming features whatsoever....  noooo:

So, these cat shit footprints, could you see the outline of toes? Or were they shoe shaped?

If the latter, stop moaning and count your blessings - it could have been oozing between your toes . . .

Mind you, I have heard that it's good for fixing athlete's foot! Almost as good as peeing on them (your toes) in the shower . . .

Pervert Alert!  eeek:

See rehab ........ whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2015, 11:31:07 PM
We just need to find more mugs like Nick....  rubschin:

Quote from: Barman's cats
We just need to find more mugs like BM - we hear that Steve is one

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2015, 05:41:34 AM
They shat in the dog's bed last night!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2015, 05:44:28 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2015, 07:08:21 AM
They shat in the dog's bed last night!  cussing:

 lol: lol:   point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2015, 08:53:51 AM
[serious mode] maybe get vet advice, unless they're unwell it sounds like something has made them feel threatened
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2015, 09:55:50 AM
[serious mode] maybe get vet advice, unless they're unwell it sounds like something has made them feel threatened

I'll give them threatened!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 10:08:28 AM
[serious mode] maybe get vet advice, unless they're unwell it sounds like something has made them feel threatened

BM's cooking?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2015, 10:45:22 AM
[serious mode] maybe get vet advice, unless they're unwell it sounds like something has made them feel threatened

I'll give them threatened!  cussing:

I know I know, we've had it here too and counterintuitive it may be but the more you or I shout at them the worse the problem will get.

[/serious]

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2015, 11:06:48 AM
They shat in the dog's bed last night!  cussing:

 lol: lol:   point:

Lucky LL's away or you could have been in it....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2015, 11:58:48 AM
They shat in the dog's bed last night!  cussing:

 lol: lol:   point:

Lucky LL's away or you could have been in it....... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2015, 11:59:27 AM
[serious mode] maybe get vet advice, unless they're unwell it sounds like something has made them feel threatened

I'll give them threatened!  cussing:

I know I know, we've had it here too and counterintuitive it may be but the more you or I shout at them the worse the problem will get.

[/serious]

I'm not sure they can hear me shouting.....




....from that sack at the bottom of the pool.....  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2015, 02:24:18 PM
[serious mode] maybe get vet advice, unless they're unwell it sounds like something has made them feel threatened

I'll give them threatened!  cussing:

I know I know, we've had it here too and counterintuitive it may be but the more you or I shout at them the worse the problem will get.

[/serious]

I'm not sure they can hear me shouting.....




....from that sack at the bottom of the pool.....  whistle:

sleeps with the quadcopters you say
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2015, 10:05:22 PM
[serious mode] maybe get vet advice, unless they're unwell it sounds like something has made them feel threatened

I'll give them threatened!  cussing:

I know I know, we've had it here too and counterintuitive it may be but the more you or I shout at them the worse the problem will get.

[/serious]

I'm not sure they can hear me shouting.....




....from that sack at the bottom of the pool.....  whistle:

sleeps with the quadcopters you say

 drumroll:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2015, 08:38:52 PM
[serious mode] maybe get vet advice, unless they're unwell it sounds like something has made them feel threatened


I'll give them threatened!  cussing:


I know I know, we've had it here too and counterintuitive it may be but the more you or I shout at them the worse the problem will get.

[/serious]


I'm not sure they can hear me shouting.....




....from that sack at the bottom of the pool.....  whistle:


I think one of them heard read your post....

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/06/10/275129FC00000578-3027206-image-a-16_1428314287941.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2015, 05:47:20 AM
Another shit-a-thon last night... ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2015, 09:11:35 AM
Another shit-a-thon last night... ::)
noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2015, 09:13:30 AM
Has anyone tried using cat pee to strip paint?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2015, 09:20:06 AM
Has anyone tried using cat pee to strip paint?  rubschin:
noooo:

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2015, 01:43:20 PM
http://news.sky.com/story/1506406/prepare-paws-for-landing-cat-clings-onto-plane (http://news.sky.com/story/1506406/prepare-paws-for-landing-cat-clings-onto-plane)  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2015, 02:14:05 PM
[url]http://news.sky.com/story/1506406/prepare-paws-for-landing-cat-clings-onto-plane[/url] ([url]http://news.sky.com/story/1506406/prepare-paws-for-landing-cat-clings-onto-plane[/url])  eveilgrin:


AFFS !
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2015, 02:18:50 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2015, 03:45:39 PM
Shrugs:


 whistle:



If Jim (the cat rather than the car) did flying............


[url]http://news.sky.com/story/1506406/prepare-paws-for-landing-cat-clings-onto-plane[/url] ([url]http://news.sky.com/story/1506406/prepare-paws-for-landing-cat-clings-onto-plane[/url])



Don't let Steve see this for christs sake he will throw a wobbly or summat. noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 03:59:06 PM
Having just cleared cat shite out of the bath I'd be most tempted to keep banking until the bloody thing fell off!  cussing:










No, BANKING.... ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2015, 09:30:43 AM
Stinky has been savaged by next door's Alsation... facepalm:

Expensive.  ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2015, 09:37:18 AM
How is the dog?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2015, 09:38:18 AM
Stinky has been savaged by next door's Alsation... facepalm:

Expensive.  ::)

Oh woes.  Was this a home or away fixture for Stinky?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2015, 09:38:40 AM
How is the dog?  rubschin:

Not as poorly as the cat...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2015, 09:41:20 AM
How is the dog?  rubschin:

Not as poorly as the cat...  noooo:
Get well soon Stinky
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2015, 08:21:15 AM
I've lost the bleddy cat! facepalm:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2015, 08:22:19 AM
 char048 happ096
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2015, 09:25:35 AM
I've lost the bleddy cat! facepalm:
It has escaped!  Which tunnel?  Tom, Dick or Harry or did it go for the Colditz glider this time?



BTW hope you find it
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2015, 09:42:39 AM
I've lost the bleddy cat! facepalm:
It has escaped!  Which tunnel?  Tom, Dick or Harry or did it go for the Colditz glider this time?





BTW hope you find it

Well it wasn't tho the gates... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2015, 10:04:57 AM
She has come back!  ;D

Just gone off to stretch her legs I 'spect....

She walks like she has just had a hysterectomy and her appendix out as a bonus BOGOF deal...  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2015, 12:42:01 PM
 ;D

Strangely CWMBO stomped off my lap as I was reading that
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 07:22:33 PM
BM's cat finds the voddy infused watermelon....

http://youtu.be/i3cHNObcEh8 (http://youtu.be/i3cHNObcEh8)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 07:55:27 PM
BM's cat finds the voddy infused watermelon....

[url]http://youtu.be/i3cHNObcEh8[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/i3cHNObcEh8[/url])

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:03:49 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0016KIWRG?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00) (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 08:05:45 PM
 point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:12:13 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table ([url]http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0016KIWRG?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00[/url]) (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead


A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 08:36:59 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table ([url]http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0016KIWRG?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00[/url]) (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead


A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:

Well if it was then yes but ten days before so now we're hoping the smell of real piss has gone before people get here

 rubschin:  maybe we'll accidentally spill a bottle of cheap vodka on the carpet to cover the smell.  Well not real vodka, vodka substitute aka white spirit
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:46:29 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table ([url]http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0016KIWRG?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00[/url]) (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead


A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:

Well if it was then yes but ten days before so now we're hoping the smell of real piss has gone before people get here

 rubschin:  maybe we'll accidentally spill a bottle of cheap vodka on the carpet to cover the smell.  Well not real vodka, vodka substitute aka white spirit


Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2015, 09:07:15 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table ([url]http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0016KIWRG?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00[/url]) (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead


A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:

Well if it was then yes but ten days before so now we're hoping the smell of real piss has gone before people get here

 rubschin:  maybe we'll accidentally spill a bottle of cheap vodka on the carpet to cover the smell.  Well not real vodka, vodka substitute aka white spirit


Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....


But your car does!  point: point: point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 09:08:07 PM
Top tip: If you are going to host a family BBQ then this is a very good folding table ([url]http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0016KIWRG?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00[/url]) (no really)

UNLESS you have a cat

As it uses those plastics that have a faint wee smell when just out of the box and you discover the next day that the reason the smell didn't disappear but got worse was CWMBO got provoked into a mahoosive piss on the carpet we had installed last year at great expense and trouble  evil: evil: evil: Banghead


A piss up at a BBQ...... Thumbs:

Well if it was then yes but ten days before so now we're hoping the smell of real piss has gone before people get here

 rubschin:  maybe we'll accidentally spill a bottle of cheap vodka on the carpet to cover the smell.  Well not real vodka, vodka substitute aka white spirit


Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....


But your car does!  point: point: point:


 cussing:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 09:12:54 PM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....
:thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer. 
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 09:19:55 PM
 evil: evil: evil:

a turd has been discovered where no turd should be  Banghead
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 09:57:09 PM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....
:thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer.

They can take all our equipment .... Thumbs:



But no turds......... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2015, 07:00:05 AM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....
:thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer.

They can take all our equipment .... Thumbs:



But no turds......... rubschin:

I have two turdless ones...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2015, 10:34:17 AM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....

 :thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer.


They can take all our equipment .... Thumbs:



But no turds......... rubschin:


I have two turdless ones...  whistle:


www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2015, 10:57:01 AM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....

 :thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer.


They can take all our equipment .... Thumbs:



But no turds......... rubschin:


I have two turdless ones...  whistle:


[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8]www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

I was in the audience when they recorded that!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2015, 10:59:06 AM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....

 :thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer.


They can take all our equipment .... Thumbs:



But no turds......... rubschin:


I have two turdless ones...  whistle:


[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8]www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

I was in the audience when they recorded that!  :thumbsup:


worthy:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2015, 11:04:09 AM
. .Btw we have 2 of those tables for work.... Thumbs:



neither smell of piss tho....

 :thumbsup:  Bloody brill they are, borrowed one last year and then waited and waited for the delivered price to fall below £35.  You could support a small truck on one of those but the plastic apparently contains Urea Formadehyde resin so  . . . .

Our one don't smell now it's aired, the carpet may take longer.


They can take all our equipment .... Thumbs:



But no turds......... rubschin:


I have two turdless ones...  whistle:


[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8]www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwyPDPlFA8[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

I was in the audience when they recorded that!  :thumbsup:


worthy:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2015, 12:43:59 PM
Just had Shutup Cat put to sleep...  sad24:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 12, 2015, 01:54:55 PM
Just had Shutup Cat put to sleep...  sad24:

 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2015, 03:52:27 PM
Just had Shutup Cat put to sleep...  sad24:
sorry to hear that  cry:

always a tough time.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2015, 04:50:48 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 12, 2015, 07:34:52 PM
Just had Shutup Cat put to sleep...  sad24:
happy100
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: boogs on August 13, 2015, 07:02:56 PM
Just had Shutup Cat put to sleep...  sad24:

 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2015, 07:03:00 AM
Stinky just fell in the pool while trying to catch PoolBot.... happy001
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2015, 09:20:16 AM
Stinky just fell in the pool while trying to catch PoolBot.... happy001
lol:

who said cats can't swim.  Just don't let them catch you laughing about it.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2015, 02:10:55 PM
Just washed the cat's arse...


...industrial strength leather gloves offer no protection against a cat having its arse washed.....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2015, 02:12:50 PM
Just washed the cat's arse...


...industrial strength leather gloves offer no protection against a cat having its arse washed.....  noooo:

The question has to be asked ....why... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2015, 02:14:37 PM
Just washed the cat's arse...


...industrial strength leather gloves offer no protection against a cat having its arse washed.....  noooo:

The question has to be asked ....why... rubschin:

Because a cat's claws are so sharp... ::)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2015, 02:51:30 PM
Just washed the cat's arse...


...industrial strength leather gloves offer no protection against a cat having its arse washed.....  noooo:

The question has to be asked ....why... rubschin:

Because a cat's claws are so sharp... ::)
drumroll:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2015, 05:30:56 PM
It is like an IRA dirty protest here....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2015, 05:45:33 PM
It is like an IRA dirty protest here....  noooo:

Bet the animals aren't helping either... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2015, 05:49:40 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2015, 05:51:05 PM
 evil:

May have to have him put to sleep tomorrow....  cry:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2015, 05:52:42 PM
evil:

May have to have him put to sleep tomorrow....  cry:

Don't I feel a cvnt now... redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2015, 06:05:37 PM
evil:

May have to have him put to sleep tomorrow....  cry:

Don't I feel a cvnt now... redface:

My work here is done....  8)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2015, 06:16:54 PM
evil:

May have to have him put to sleep tomorrow....  cry:
sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on December 03, 2015, 09:59:43 PM
evil:

May have to have him put to sleep tomorrow....  cry:
sad32: sad32:
sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2015, 07:08:00 AM
Brighter this morning....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 04, 2015, 08:07:48 AM
 :thumbsup: fingers crossed like
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2015, 09:01:41 AM
Brighter this morning....  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2015, 09:08:02 AM
:thumbsup: fingers crossed like

They don't have fingers....  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2015, 09:54:22 AM
:thumbsup: fingers crossed like

They don't have fingers....  noooo:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/74/3e/3e/743e3e1202352f9085b66be3b0c3f57a.jpg)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2015, 09:55:25 AM
:thumbsup: fingers crossed like

They don't have fingers....  noooo:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/74/3e/3e/743e3e1202352f9085b66be3b0c3f57a.jpg)

 eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2015, 09:58:01 AM
:thumbsup: fingers crossed like

They don't have fingers....  noooo:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/74/3e/3e/743e3e1202352f9085b66be3b0c3f57a.jpg)

 eeek:

Mine don't type that well either.   redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2015, 10:02:39 AM
:thumbsup: fingers crossed like
here too
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2016, 02:59:55 PM
The house stinks of singed cat...  evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2016, 03:01:08 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2016, 03:02:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ) angel1
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2016, 07:17:32 PM
The house stinks of singed cat...  evil:

What song ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2016, 07:31:15 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2016, 08:17:52 PM
The house stinks of singed cat...  evil:

What song ......... rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2016, 10:19:04 PM
The house stinks of singed cat...  evil:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2016, 06:53:37 AM
The house stinks of singed cat...  evil:
Popcorn:

Damn thing is all over me like a rash... follows me around all the time... Can't even have a crap without it climbing all over me...  cussing:

So, when I put the gas on to boil the kettle...  redface:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2016, 11:29:36 AM
The house stinks of singed cat...  evil:
Popcorn:

Damn thing is all over me like a rash... follows me around all the time... Can't even have a crap without it climbing all over me...  cussing:

So, when I put the gas on to boil the kettle...  redface:
happy001

Boiling a kettle by gas?  How retro
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2016, 11:41:32 AM
The house stinks of singed cat...  evil:
Popcorn:

Damn thing is all over me like a rash... follows me around all the time... Can't even have a crap without it climbing all over me...  cussing:

So, when I put the gas on to boil the kettle...  redface:
happy001

Boiling a kettle by gas?  How retro

Lektrik isn't as reliable here as in the UK (although that could well change this winter)... So having an alternate source of cooking and boiling the kettle makes sense!  ;D
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2016, 12:31:37 PM
The house stinks of singed cat...  evil:
Popcorn:

Damn thing is all over me like a rash... follows me around all the time... Can't even have a crap without it climbing all over me...  cussing:

So, when I put the gas on to boil the kettle...  redface:
happy001

Boiling a kettle by gas?  How retro

Lektrik isn't as reliable here as in the UK (although that could well change this winter)... So having an alternate source of cooking and boiling the kettle makes sense!  ;D
Ah so UK lektrik is going to plummet to Cyprus standards?  cry:   Not unlikely, we rely on the French most days to fuel our Breakfast coffees and coal stations are closing all the time

 rubschin: How calorific is burning cat hair, moulting season will soon be upon us.  I'm sure I could get used to the smell


Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2016, 11:53:55 AM
Bastards!  cussing:

Since Piggy was ill and incontinent I have had a litter tray in my basement for him which he uses all the time. In fact, he can be out all night and comes in straight downstairs and has a shite.  evil:

Anyhoo, the litter is extremely dusty and somebody on another forum was asking about 'wooden cat litter'...?  eeek:

I'd never heard of it but I was in the Alpha Mega supermarket last week and they had bags of Tesco Wooden Cat Litter!  cloud9:

So, it is like little wooden pellets and when you put water on them they all swell up and absorb it - plus no dust!  cloud9:

It has been down a week now and the little sod hasn't used it - which is fine for me as I hate emptying the thing.  noooo:

I come downstairs this morning and the little bastard has had a shit right next to it!  Banghead
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2016, 12:13:32 PM
Bastards!  cussing:

Since Piggy was ill and incontinent I have had a litter tray in my basement for him which he uses all the time. In fact, he can be out all night and comes in straight downstairs and has a shite.  evil:

Anyhoo, the litter is extremely dusty and somebody on another forum was asking about 'wooden cat litter'...?  eeek:

I'd never heard of it but I was in the Alpha Mega supermarket last week and they had bags of Tesco Wooden Cat Litter!  cloud9:

So, it is like little wooden pellets and when you put water on them they all swell up and absorb it - plus no dust!  cloud9:

It has been down a week now and the little sod hasn't used it - which is fine for me as I hate emptying the thing.  noooo:

I come downstairs this morning and the little bastard has had a shit right next to it!  Banghead

Protest........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2016, 12:29:10 PM

Since Piggy was ill and incontinent I have had a litter tray in my basement

 redface: redface: Wrong Piggy.
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2016, 12:34:36 PM
Bastards!  cussing:

Since Piggy was ill and incontinent I have had a litter tray in my basement for him which he uses all the time. In fact, he can be out all night and comes in straight downstairs and has a shite.  evil:

Anyhoo, the litter is extremely dusty and somebody on another forum was asking about 'wooden cat litter'...?  eeek:

I'd never heard of it but I was in the Alpha Mega supermarket last week and they had bags of Tesco Wooden Cat Litter!  cloud9:

So, it is like little wooden pellets and when you put water on them they all swell up and absorb it - plus no dust!  cloud9:

It has been down a week now and the little sod hasn't used it - which is fine for me as I hate emptying the thing.  noooo:

I come downstairs this morning and the little bastard has had a shit right next to it!  Banghead

Protest........ Thumbs:

I know...  cry:

I'll have to chuck it away and go back to the dusty stuff...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2016, 01:09:33 PM
Bastards!  cussing:

Since Piggy was ill and incontinent I have had a litter tray in my basement for him which he uses all the time. In fact, he can be out all night and comes in straight downstairs and has a shite.  evil:

Anyhoo, the litter is extremely dusty and somebody on another forum was asking about 'wooden cat litter'...?  eeek:

I'd never heard of it but I was in the Alpha Mega supermarket last week and they had bags of Tesco Wooden Cat Litter!  cloud9:

So, it is like little wooden pellets and when you put water on them they all swell up and absorb it - plus no dust!  cloud9:

It has been down a week now and the little sod hasn't used it - which is fine for me as I hate emptying the thing.  noooo:

I come downstairs this morning and the little bastard has had a shit right next to it!  Banghead

Protest........ Thumbs:

I know...  cry:

I'll have to chuck it away and go back to the dusty stuff...  noooo:

And the cat too....... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2016, 01:12:23 PM
Bastards!  cussing:

Since Piggy was ill and incontinent I have had a litter tray in my basement for him which he uses all the time. In fact, he can be out all night and comes in straight downstairs and has a shite.  evil:

Anyhoo, the litter is extremely dusty and somebody on another forum was asking about 'wooden cat litter'...?  eeek:

I'd never heard of it but I was in the Alpha Mega supermarket last week and they had bags of Tesco Wooden Cat Litter!  cloud9:

So, it is like little wooden pellets and when you put water on them they all swell up and absorb it - plus no dust!  cloud9:

It has been down a week now and the little sod hasn't used it - which is fine for me as I hate emptying the thing.  noooo:

I come downstairs this morning and the little bastard has had a shit right next to it!  Banghead

Protest........ Thumbs:

I know...  cry:

I'll have to chuck it away and go back to the dusty stuff...  noooo:

And the cat too....... rubschin:

Cat was sleeping under the Panjero you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2016, 01:16:00 PM
Bastards!  cussing:

Since Piggy was ill and incontinent I have had a litter tray in my basement for him which he uses all the time. In fact, he can be out all night and comes in straight downstairs and has a shite.  evil:

Anyhoo, the litter is extremely dusty and somebody on another forum was asking about 'wooden cat litter'...?  eeek:

I'd never heard of it but I was in the Alpha Mega supermarket last week and they had bags of Tesco Wooden Cat Litter!  cloud9:

So, it is like little wooden pellets and when you put water on them they all swell up and absorb it - plus no dust!  cloud9:

It has been down a week now and the little sod hasn't used it - which is fine for me as I hate emptying the thing.  noooo:

I come downstairs this morning and the little bastard has had a shit right next to it!  Banghead

Protest........ Thumbs:

I know...  cry:

I'll have to chuck it away and go back to the dusty stuff...  noooo:

Go for clumping cat litter like Catsan.  There is a reason it costs more, it works

We gave our wood based stuff away, maybe they used it for BBQs or home heating.  Cats detest it unless they're locked in a cage where they basically have no choice which is why so may vets and kennels use it as it saves a few pennies
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2016, 02:05:21 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

We run a trap, neuter and release programme to keep the feral cats in check in the village.

If they get too numerous the villagers poison them which isn't nice for anybody - especially the cats obvs...

Anyhooo... Go down there today to collect a cat and take it to the VET in Pafos o have its bits whipped off...

Timid little black thing in the trap...

Opened the trap to transfer it to the carry box and it went mental - managed to scratch me all over and bite through my welding gloves and right through my finger!  eeek:

Blood everywhere and to make matters worserer the bastard thing escaped!  sad24:

It won't be so lucky in Round #2  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2016, 02:33:01 PM
Oh, and I caught one of our cats playing with a snake earlier... facepalm:

Had to get between the cat and snake and use the tongs of doom to dispose of it...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2016, 03:58:50 PM
I is all swollen up...  sad24:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2016, 04:00:40 PM
 point:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2016, 11:02:36 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

We run a trap, neuter and release programme to keep the feral cats in check in the village.

If they get too numerous the villagers poison them which isn't nice for anybody - especially the cats obvs...

Anyhooo... Go down there today to collect a cat and take it to the VET in Pafos o have its bits whipped off...

Timid little black thing in the trap...

Opened the trap to transfer it to the carry box and it went mental - managed to scratch me all over and bite through my welding gloves and right through my finger!  eeek:

Blood everywhere and to make matters worserer the bastard thing escaped!  sad24:

It won't be so lucky in Round #2  eveilgrin:

(https://i.ytimg.com/i/yKq2FXTzM_VUlyf6JYX3gQ/mq1.jpg?v=d5ec7d)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 08, 2016, 11:24:57 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

We run a trap, neuter and release programme to keep the feral cats in check in the village.

If they get too numerous the villagers poison them which isn't nice for anybody - especially the cats obvs...

Anyhooo... Go down there today to collect a cat and take it to the VET in Pafos o have its bits whipped off...

Timid little black thing in the trap...

Opened the trap to transfer it to the carry box and it went mental - managed to scratch me all over and bite through my welding gloves and right through my finger!  eeek:

Blood everywhere and to make matters worserer the bastard thing escaped!  sad24:

It won't be so lucky in Round #2  eveilgrin:

Don't know about the rest of you but my money is on the cat...  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2016, 08:22:44 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 08:15:29 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2017, 10:00:07 AM
noooo:


 rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 10:52:22 AM
noooo:


 rubschin:

LL brought a dead cat home...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2017, 11:38:31 AM
 noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2017, 01:35:46 PM
Put it in the curry  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 01:47:39 PM
Put it in the curry  :thumbsup:

Buried...  cry:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2017, 01:52:25 PM
The black suit was due for an outing :thumbsup:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2017, 01:53:33 PM
The black suit was due for an outing :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

And it was on my card too...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2017, 03:22:24 PM
Cat worming time again...  evil:


(https://s10.postimg.org/5qmg9tcrp/cjn1028_wmx_hand_n7163.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/5qmg9tcrp/)


Oh and Lenny is missing, presumed dead...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2017, 04:51:27 PM
Cat worming time again...  evil:


(https://s10.postimg.org/5qmg9tcrp/cjn1028_wmx_hand_n7163.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/5qmg9tcrp/)


Oh and Lenny is missing, presumed dead...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

That's not good, hope he turns up OK
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2017, 11:50:00 AM
Cat worming time again...  evil:


(https://s10.postimg.org/5qmg9tcrp/cjn1028_wmx_hand_n7163.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/5qmg9tcrp/)


Oh and Lenny is missing, presumed dead...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

That's not good, hope he turns up OK

She.  lol:

Has been three weeks now tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2017, 12:13:58 PM
Sorry to hear that, always an awful time
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2017, 03:13:07 AM
 sad24:   we also have probs.............



















But I have my own thread ........... sad24:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2017, 10:43:11 AM
Sorry to hear that (no not about having your own thread)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2017, 05:05:35 PM
Lenny is back!  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2017, 05:12:26 PM

(https://s8.postimg.org/8aue5uyup/boss_cat_014.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/8aue5uyup/)
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2017, 05:18:51 PM

(https://s8.postimg.org/8aue5uyup/boss_cat_014.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/8aue5uyup/)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2017, 05:50:00 PM

(https://s8.postimg.org/8aue5uyup/boss_cat_014.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/8aue5uyup/)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2017, 06:22:11 PM
Lenny is back!  eeek:

Motorhead ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2017, 06:41:17 PM
Lenny is back!  eeek:

Motorhead ......... rubschin:

facepalm:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2017, 07:21:47 PM
Lenny is back!  eeek:

Motorhead ......... rubschin:

facepalm:

All of a sudden I wonder if Apey got his musical credentials from a kinder egg....  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2017, 10:42:36 PM
Lenny is back!  eeek:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

How long was she missing?
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2017, 05:26:10 AM
Lenny is back!  eeek:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

How long was she missing?

4½ weeks!  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2017, 09:28:11 AM
Lenny is back!  eeek:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

How long was she missing?

4½ weeks!  eeek:
Shut in somewhere?  Or maybe like CWMBO who got carried away in a truck but found her way back

Hopefully she is OK

Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2017, 09:38:29 AM
Lenny is back!  eeek:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

How long was she missing?

4½ weeks!  eeek:
Shut in somewhere?  Or maybe like CWMBO who got carried away in a truck but found her way back

Hopefully she is OK

She seems fine - hungry but not malnourished... Loads of ticks on her too...  confused:

Disappeared again last night but came back for breakfast...  lol:
Title: Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2017, 11:34:33 AM
 :thumbsup: