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Title: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 12, 2007, 09:32:30 AM
This is too much like the real world - they can't be outside smoking.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 12, 2007, 09:45:20 AM
Working  sad24:

I can only pop my head around the door every so often.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 12, 2007, 09:46:24 AM
It does seem exceedingly quiet - perhaps they're all hung over after Snoopy's birthday celebrations! Too much Bishop's Finger perhaps.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 12, 2007, 10:05:55 AM
No staff either.
Do we help ourselves? eveilgrin:

There's no Bar Wench to castigate us!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 12, 2007, 10:07:54 AM
No staff either.
Do we help ourselves? eveilgrin:

There's no Bar Wench to castigate us!

I'd say "let's go for it!"

I'll have a Summer Lightning, what's yours?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 12, 2007, 10:34:39 AM
I heard that!!!  cussing:


I'm working too. Mass mailing went out last week and am having to sort out the bounce backs.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 12, 2007, 11:00:55 AM
Off for a walk in the park now.

Trying hard not to think about BW and things that bounce whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 12, 2007, 11:15:19 AM
Make mine a pint of Young's

Happy 12th July one and all  barman:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2007, 11:36:08 AM
I?m just back from the hospital ? like the new avatar tel!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 01:59:49 PM
We have all been queued up outside most of the day waiting to be let in. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 02:17:38 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 02:26:26 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:

Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 02:30:16 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2007, 02:32:20 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:


Or tell lies!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 03:42:49 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:




Ah well now ~ yesterday was my birthday and I didn't have a cigarette BUTTTTTTTTtttttttttttttt redface:

Let's just say it still works shall we. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 03:47:27 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:




Ah well now ~ yesterday was my birthday and I didn't have a cigarette BUTTTTTTTTtttttttttttttt redface:

Let's just say it still works shall we. cloud9:

Yep! You can't beat Duracell. ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 03:49:42 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:




Ah well now ~ yesterday was my birthday and I didn't have a cigarette BUTTTTTTTTtttttttttttttt redface:

Let's just say it still works shall we. cloud9:

Yep! You can't beat Duracell. ;)

Well it was that or Lobster Thermidor. ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 12, 2007, 03:54:32 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:



They do say that everything that is pleasurable is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I've made it my life's work to find something that is all three! lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 04:01:41 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:



They do say that everything that is pleasurable is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I've made it my life's work to find something that is all three! lol:

That girl with the Cadbury's Flake came very close

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.creativematch.co.uk%2Fcmnw%2Fimages%2FFlakead300.jpg&hash=dd32f7e91eb8b562690552cf2934fe76dcd6df46)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 12, 2007, 04:03:31 PM
Welcome back Barman!

I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:

The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:

Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:



They do say that everything that is pleasurable is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I've made it my life's work to find something that is all three! lol:

That girl with the Cadbury's Flake came very close

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.creativematch.co.uk%2Fcmnw%2Fimages%2FFlakead300.jpg&hash=dd32f7e91eb8b562690552cf2934fe76dcd6df46)

Well, Snoops, I can see the immoral and the fattening, but where's the illegal? Unless, of course, she's of a 'certain age', but then, would she be in a TV ad?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 12, 2007, 04:52:19 PM
Welcome back Barman!
I'll have something long and tall and full of Gin  eyes:
The Landlady is spoken for!
drumroll:
Shouldn?t you be suffering some terrible hangover trauma?  confused:
Wot me? ~ I don't drink  redface:
Or smoke, or fornicate.  point:
They do say that everything that is pleasurable is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I've made it my life's work to find something that is all three! lol:
That girl with the Cadbury's Flake came very close
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.creativematch.co.uk%2Fcmnw%2Fimages%2FFlakead300.jpg&hash=dd32f7e91eb8b562690552cf2934fe76dcd6df46)

Well, Snoops, I can see the immoral and the fattening, but where's the illegal? Unless, of course, she's of a 'certain age', but then, would she be in a TV ad?

The chocolate bar is clearly below the age of consent.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 12, 2007, 05:49:51 PM
And what she does with it is certainly illegal in several states of the good old US of A
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 13, 2007, 10:32:00 AM
Feeling peckish.
Any pickled eggs behind the bar?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 13, 2007, 10:35:09 AM
Feeling peckish.
Any pickled eggs behind the bar?

 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2007, 10:40:17 AM
Feeling peckish.
Any pickled eggs behind the bar?
On the me ?n you today, cheese & onion crisps or nothing? same as yesterday funnily enough?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 13, 2007, 12:57:15 PM
Any chance of some black pudding with a sweet chille sauce dip, for Sunday lunch-time?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2007, 02:47:04 PM
Any chance of some black pudding with a sweet chille sauce dip, for Sunday lunch-time?
or cheese & onion crisps or nothing?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 13, 2007, 02:58:53 PM
No Biltong?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 13, 2007, 02:59:13 PM
Can we bring our own?
If everybody brought something in, we could have a reasonable scoff. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2007, 03:03:01 PM
Bar Wench has lots of leftovers, but that is becuase her cooking is so awful that no one can finish anything she makes.

Quote
The ever expanding stew
Marrow suprise
Morocan chick pea patties
Falafel
Shoe leather steak

The list of my culinary catastrophes is endless. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2007, 03:05:29 PM
No Biltong?  cloud9:
I thought it gave you the shits?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2007, 03:06:39 PM
Popular in South Effrika.

That tells me all I need to know sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 13, 2007, 03:08:33 PM
No Biltong?  cloud9:
I thought it gave you the shits?  noooo:
Banghead

Quite the opposite! 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 13, 2007, 03:09:08 PM
Bar Wench has lots of leftovers, but that is becuase her cooking is so awful that no one can finish anything she makes.

Quote
The ever expanding stew
Marrow suprise
Morocan chick pea patties
Falafel
Shoe leather steak

The list of my culinary catastrophes is endless. 


Oi!! Those are the things that went wrong! I make an awful lot that goes right!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2007, 03:09:32 PM
Name one!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2007, 03:11:02 PM
No Biltong?  cloud9:
I thought it gave you the shits?  noooo:
Banghead

Quite the opposite! 
Oh? I?m not sure I want it in my bar either way?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 13, 2007, 03:13:26 PM
Lasagne
courgette flowers stuffed with anchovies and pecorino
a good moist roast chicken
schnitzel
steak that isn't shoe leather
Broad bean risotto
Focacia
Brie and bacon cibatta
sausage and mash
flapjacks
chocolate orange cheesecake

That's what I've cooked this week and all was edible and tasty! So there!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2007, 03:16:26 PM
Quote
courgette flowers stuffed with anchovies and pecorino
sick2:

But did you eat that?

Is Mr Wench losing weight

And that is 11 things (in a week? noooo:)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 13, 2007, 03:18:19 PM
Quote
courgette flowers stuffed with anchovies and pecorino
sick2:

But did you eat that?

Is Mr Wench losing weight

And that is 11 things (in a week? noooo:)

Yep was tasty.

Well, the last two were pudding and treats so not main meals. The focacia went with the risotto and the courgette flowers were a side dish with the chicken.

Mr Wench is not losing weight. He is not happy about that.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 13, 2007, 03:37:32 PM
Lasagne
courgette flowers stuffed with anchovies and pecorino
a good moist roast chicken
schnitzel
steak that isn't shoe leather
Broad bean risotto
Focacia
Brie and bacon cibatta
sausage and mash
flapjacks
chocolate orange cheesecake

That's what I've cooked this week and all was edible and tasty! So there!

I'll settle for the flapjacks. Maple syrup?

Anybody remember Texas Pancake Houses?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 13, 2007, 03:47:49 PM
Anybody remember Texas Pancake Houses?

Nope. But "My Old Dutch" were good  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2007, 04:15:09 PM
Lasagne
courgette flowers stuffed with anchovies and pecorino
a good moist roast chicken
schnitzel
steak that isn't shoe leather
Broad bean risotto
Focacia
Brie and bacon cibatta
sausage and mash
flapjacks
chocolate orange cheesecake

That's what I've cooked this week and all was edible and tasty! So there!

Some of that looks a bit Islington.  It won't do if you move to Wales you know. They don't stock such things.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2007, 04:19:07 PM
Lasagne
courgette flowers stuffed with anchovies and pecorino
a good moist roast chicken
schnitzel
steak that isn't shoe leather
Broad bean risotto
Focacia
Brie and bacon cibatta
sausage and mash
flapjacks
chocolate orange cheesecake

That's what I've cooked this week and all was edible and tasty! So there!

Some of that looks a bit Islington.  It won't do if you move to Wales you know. They don't stock such things.
And even if they did, you wouldm't recognise the label, all the meat would be mutton and all the veg would be seaweed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Misunderstood on July 13, 2007, 06:08:25 PM
Lasagne
courgette flowers stuffed with anchovies and pecorino
a good moist roast chicken
schnitzel
steak that isn't shoe leather
Broad bean risotto
Focacia
Brie and bacon cibatta
sausage and mash
flapjacks
chocolate orange cheesecake

That's what I've cooked this week and all was edible and tasty! So there!

Don't know about them, but with the exception of the bangers 'n' mash I wouldn't know whether you cooked it proper or not...       my famed addiction to Lasagna is a load of cobblers anyway.  Pure rumour   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 13, 2007, 08:59:10 PM
Do you mean Lasagne?  whistle:

On the subject of food, I think it's about time I ate something - it's Friday night now and the last thing I ate was on Tuesday - plenty of Young's in-between mind - so I fancy a good fry-up. I don't like these Yank "Hash Brown" contraptions, nor chips, so would mash and/or boiled new potatos go with Pork and Lamb chops, Beef sausages, Sirloin steak, mushrooms, tomatoes, two fried eggs and some Heinz Baked Beans?

Answers quickly please, else I'll eat the bastard noisy Budgies and greedy goldfish.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 13, 2007, 09:42:35 PM
Most of it was cooked from scratched and the "exotic" ingredients all came from the local PYO farm.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Misunderstood on July 14, 2007, 12:34:07 AM
Do you mean Lasagne?  whistle:


Kinda proves the point, doesn't it...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2007, 04:48:31 AM
Do you mean Lasagne?  whistle:

On the subject of food, I think it's about time I ate something - it's Friday night now and the last thing I ate was on Tuesday - plenty of Young's in-between mind - so I fancy a good fry-up. I don't like these Yank "Hash Brown" contraptions, nor chips, so would mash and/or boiled new potatos go with Pork and Lamb chops, Beef sausages, Sirloin steak, mushrooms, tomatoes, two fried eggs and some Heinz Baked Beans?

Answers quickly please, else I'll eat the bastard noisy Budgies and greedy goldfish.
I presume it is too late to save the budgie and goldfish but I personally think the new potatoes would have been fine?

I used to really love those tinned potatoes ? what were they called, can you still get them? I remember bachelor living, a pie in the oven and a saucepan with a tin of potatoes and a tin of mixed vegetables ? meat ?n two veg with hardly any washing up?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2007, 09:31:51 AM
Do you mean Lasagne?  whistle:

On the subject of food, I think it's about time I ate something - it's Friday night now and the last thing I ate was on Tuesday - plenty of Young's in-between mind - so I fancy a good fry-up. I don't like these Yank "Hash Brown" contraptions, nor chips, so would mash and/or boiled new potatos go with Pork and Lamb chops, Beef sausages, Sirloin steak, mushrooms, tomatoes, two fried eggs and some Heinz Baked Beans?

Answers quickly please, else I'll eat the bastard noisy Budgies and greedy goldfish.
I presume it is too late to save the budgie and goldfish but I personally think the new potatoes would have been fine?

I used to really love those tinned potatoes ? what were they called, can you still get them? I remember bachelor living, a pie in the oven and a saucepan with a tin of potatoes and a tin of mixed vegetables ? meat ?n two veg with hardly any washing up?  cloud9:

I'd have gone for the Bubble and Squeak myself
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2007, 11:34:29 AM
Most of it was cooked from scratched

Of course, pork flakes, the magic ingredient. ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2007, 08:14:07 PM
I went to M&S Food Only place this evening, warmed it up and then hid the packaging. Excellent. (afternoon of mowing and hedge trimming is my excuse)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2007, 08:21:04 PM
I went to M&S Food Only place this evening, warmed it up and then hid the packaging. Excellent. (afternoon of mowing and hedge trimming is my excuse)

Mrs GROWLER went there this afternoon too apparently. Not impressed with the car park for customers being pay and display, and doddery old farts TRYING to manouver their Honda Civics and Micras around.
Some old fart In a Focus was causing chaos. eeek:

Place was FULL of blue rinses too she informs us. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 14, 2007, 10:22:14 PM
I went to M&S Food Only place this evening, warmed it up and then hid the packaging. Excellent. (afternoon of mowing and hedge trimming is my excuse)

I love that place!! Ping mashed potatoes!  redface: cloud9: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 16, 2007, 02:17:04 PM
Have just started lifting the first salad potatoes. Luvverly
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 16, 2007, 05:16:11 PM
Have just started lifting the first salad potatoes. Luvverly

Gerroutofit! The only thing you should be lifting is a pint of Bishop's Finger my good man! Get a grip. (or take some bottles down the allotment with you)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Misunderstood on July 16, 2007, 05:25:39 PM
Have just started lifting the first salad potatoes. Luvverly

Gerroutofit! The only thing you should be lifting is a pint of Bishop's Finger my good man! Get a grip. (or take some bottles down the allotment with you)

You tell 'em MG - there are too many domesticated softies by far around 'ere.   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 16, 2007, 06:24:49 PM
Mr Wench is in the kitchen making quiche whilst wearing a pinny!  eeek: point: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2007, 06:26:07 PM
Mr Wench is in the kitchen making quiche whilst wearing a pinny!  eeek: point: eeek:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 16, 2007, 06:28:28 PM
Mr Wench is in the kitchen making quiche whilst wearing a pinny!  eeek: point: eeek:

 rubschin:

He has just popped out of the kitchen to say he feels like a girl and to ask if he can play with my cable box later to offset the girlyness.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2007, 06:29:20 PM
Mr Wench is in the kitchen making quiche whilst wearing a pinny!  eeek: point: eeek:
Just a pinny?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2007, 06:30:40 PM
Mr Wench is in the kitchen making quiche whilst wearing a pinny!  eeek: point: eeek:

 rubschin:

He has just popped out of the kitchen to say he feels like a girl and to ask if he can play with my cable box later to offset the girlyness.

And is he going to get to play with your box?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2007, 07:37:28 AM
Mr Wench is in the kitchen making quiche whilst wearing a pinny!  eeek: point: eeek:
Just a pinny?  eeek:
Ahh yes. I vaguely remember 'kitchen romps'. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 17, 2007, 07:38:33 AM
It really doesn't matter what I say does it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 07:40:53 AM
It really doesn't matter what I say does it.  noooo:

I'm afraid not!
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2007, 07:42:13 AM
It really doesn't matter what I say does it.  noooo:

I'm afraid not!
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Ah, we've got Wnchy_kitchen webcam up-and-running at last...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2007, 07:43:43 AM
It really doesn't matter what I say does it.  noooo:

I'm afraid not!
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Ah, we've got Wnchy_kitchen webcam up-and-running at last...
Wenchy is a Chippendale!

I am truly shocked. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2007, 07:53:57 AM
It really doesn't matter what I say does it.  noooo:

I'm afraid not!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftbn0.google.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3A7xg6m-qj2H3kXM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.steppinout1.co.uk%2Fbutler1.jpg&hash=e5966d9aa77b2c19b4f01bb84f255120d522cfd6)
Ah, we've got Wnchy_kitchen webcam up-and-running at last...
Wenchy is a Chippendale!

I am truly shocked. eeek:
You didn't think he was a girl did you?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 17, 2007, 07:55:43 AM
It really doesn't matter what I say does it.  noooo:

I'm afraid not!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftbn0.google.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3A7xg6m-qj2H3kXM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.steppinout1.co.uk%2Fbutler1.jpg&hash=e5966d9aa77b2c19b4f01bb84f255120d522cfd6)
Ah, we've got Wnchy_kitchen webcam up-and-running at last...
Wenchy is a Chippendale!

I am truly shocked. eeek:
You didn't think he was a girl did you?  eeek:

Who knows, after that busty blonde video the other day eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2007, 07:56:20 AM
It really doesn't matter what I say does it.  noooo:

I'm afraid not!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftbn0.google.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3A7xg6m-qj2H3kXM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.steppinout1.co.uk%2Fbutler1.jpg&hash=e5966d9aa77b2c19b4f01bb84f255120d522cfd6)
Ah, we've got Wnchy_kitchen webcam up-and-running at last...
Wenchy is a Chippendale!

I am truly shocked. eeek:
You didn't think he was a girl did you?  eeek:
Is that, or is it not a picture of Wenchy from her kitchen-cam?

The footwear is not visible.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2007, 07:57:51 AM
Not Wenchy's kitchen ~ no 'dusty crap'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2007, 08:02:21 AM
Not Wenchy's kitchen ~ no 'dusty crap'
True. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 08:02:57 AM
It really doesn't matter what I say does it.  noooo:

I'm afraid not!
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Ah, we've got Wnchy_kitchen webcam up-and-running at last...
Wenchy is a Chippendale!

I am truly shocked. eeek:
You didn't think he was a girl did you?  eeek:
Is that, or is it not a picture of Wenchy from her kitchen-cam?

The footwear is not visible.

If you go back a bit you will see that Wenchy had Mr Wench in the kitchen, wearing a pinny.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 17, 2007, 08:09:43 AM
Kitchen doesn't contain dusty crap unless you count the bloody oven. Kitchen is spick and span and the only items of "Wenchyness" are my apron and my pink cooking tongs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 17, 2007, 08:59:50 AM
It really doesn't matter what I say does it.  noooo:

I'm afraid not!
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Ah, we've got Wnchy_kitchen webcam up-and-running at last...
Wenchy is a Chippendale!

I am truly shocked. eeek:
You didn't think he was a girl did you?  eeek:
Is that, or is it not a picture of Wenchy from her kitchen-cam?

The footwear is not visible.

If you go back a bit you will see that Wenchy had Mr Wench in the kitchen, wearing a pinny.

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2007, 11:07:37 AM
my pink cooking tongs.

Did they come from an organised crime-run, gay Chinese restaurant?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 18, 2007, 08:01:57 AM
Seem to be all on my own again.
Or has everybody gone in by the other door and I can't see them?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 09:33:52 AM
my pink cooking tongs.

Did they come from an organised crime-run, gay Chinese restaurant?

No the posh farm shop.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2007, 10:51:12 AM
Seem to be all on my own again.
Or has everybody gone in by the other door and I can't see them?

Some of us have work to do  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 18, 2007, 01:25:30 PM
my pink cooking tongs.

Did they come from an organised crime-run, gay Chinese restaurant?

No the posh farm shop.  redface:

The only one that I can remember as being remotely posh, was at Esher. Used to fish the R Mole there.
Happy days.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 01:35:49 PM
Yep. Garsons. Gorgeous place!

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2007, 01:39:38 PM
Bushell's Farm Shop in Woodcote/Carshalton Beeches is pretty good too. I can seriously recommend the entire rib of beef  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 01:43:27 PM
Fingers crossed that Mr Wench passes his driving test and we shall no doubt pop along there!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 18, 2007, 01:46:10 PM
Garsons? Is it still called that?
It used to be just a pick your own and some of the land was let out to sheep grazing. Then they started to expand when the 2 breothers (Thomson?) took total charge.

What's the name of the pub round the corner? Used to be a fish stall there on a Sunday. Old guy who ran it spent most of time in the pub.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2007, 01:46:17 PM
Fingers crossed that Mr Wench passes his driving test and we shall no doubt pop along there!

You mean you can't drive? No, of course not you are a woman  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 01:47:06 PM
Fingers crossed that Mr Wench passes his driving test and we shall no doubt pop along there!

You mean you can't drive? No, of course not you are a woman  point:

I have no depth perception. Even if I had a licence no one would get in a car with me.  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 18, 2007, 01:47:24 PM
Fingers crossed that Mr Wench passes his driving test and we shall no doubt pop along there!

You mean you can't drive? No, of course not you are a woman  point:

Hope you've got your helmet on!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2007, 01:51:52 PM
Fingers crossed that Mr Wench passes his driving test and we shall no doubt pop along there!

You mean you can't drive? No, of course not you are a woman  point:

Hope you've got your helmet on!

It's not detachable Youung's Sir! Doubtless the techno-gods such as yourself have virtual helmets... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 18, 2007, 02:50:33 PM
Mrs Tel has kindly offered to knit me a state of the art cyber helmet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2007, 02:52:49 PM
Mrs Tel has kindly offered to knit me a state of the art cyber helmet.
Can she make me one too?

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 02:55:02 PM
Would she knit me a Doctor?

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 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 18, 2007, 02:57:51 PM
Would she knit me a Doctor?

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 cloud9:

Who? Mrs Tel?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 02:59:36 PM
Anyone would do.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 18, 2007, 03:06:56 PM
William Hartnell?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2007, 03:08:17 PM
Mrs Tel has kindly offered to knit me a state of the art cyber helmet.
Can she make me one too?

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Careful, you could end up with one of these instead:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 03:09:30 PM
William Hartnell?

No I don't mind who knits it, I am paticular about which version of the Doctor though.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 18, 2007, 03:14:20 PM
Speaking of Dr Who, I watched an episode last night on Uk TV Gold - Queen Victoria episode tonight. managed to watch without interruption for a change.
That was followed by New Tricks (Amanda Redman eyes:)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2007, 03:21:22 PM
I watched Dr. Who on BBC Three last night ? Daleks in Manhattan ? what?s with the bloody pig-men things?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 03:22:58 PM
They're pig men. What is there to understand?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2007, 03:32:37 PM
William Hartnell?

No I don't mind who knits it, I am paticular about which version of the Doctor though.  redface:

I've heard about your 'interest' in Sylvester McCoy Wenchy  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 18, 2007, 03:34:53 PM
William Hartnell?

No I don't mind who knits it, I am paticular about which version of the Doctor though.  redface:

I've heard about your 'interest' in Sylvester McCoy Wenchy  point:

Yeah that's it!  ::) The Doctor that also played Tristan in the James Herriot series, now he was a bit of a dish.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2007, 03:45:04 PM
They're pig men. What is there to understand?
Why would the Daleks turn them into pigs that?s what...  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2007, 04:46:42 PM
They're pig men. What is there to understand?
Why would the Daleks turn them into pigs that?s what...  whacky115

They had been looking at other farmyard animals, especially cows given their strength but the Daleks quickly realised that as these were americans their lair would soon fill up with bullsh*t  drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 20, 2007, 02:57:52 PM
What is Wenchy doing in the cellar pickling eggs when they aren't served in the bar?
Where are they being sent?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2007, 02:59:01 PM
What is Wenchy doing in the cellar pickling eggs when they aren't served in the bar?
Where are they being sent?

rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 03:00:31 PM
What is Wenchy doing in the cellar pickling eggs when they aren't served in the bar?
Where are they being sent?

rubschin:

Its obvious Barman, she's selling them on the side to fund her Harry Potter habit  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 03:07:04 PM
What is Wenchy doing in the cellar pickling eggs when they aren't served in the bar?
Where are they being sent?

rubschin:

Its obvious Barman, she's selling them on the side to fund her Harry Potter habit  point:

Barman eats them, it's part of my slavery contract.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 20, 2007, 03:08:14 PM
My local, following the flooding, smells like a wet dog. I have asked the guv'nor whether it is now a good time to allow the regulars to light up their lovely Golden Virginia, to mask the smell.

He say no.

Git.

It is quite surreal watching a Lexus float down the road, though - such are the joys of "our weather"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 20, 2007, 03:13:21 PM
Barman must smell worse than the wet dog.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 20, 2007, 03:25:39 PM
Such lovely weather


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 20, 2007, 03:31:54 PM
Am recovering from server room developing a bloody great leak this morning. Thankfully nothing blew up, but now half the servers are in my workshop instead of the server room. Too much water for my liking.
Shall enjoy my pint of Youngs this evening, eggs or no eggs.
Better not be any wet dogs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 20, 2007, 03:47:12 PM
Wise move Yoda Tel.

Our underground car park at work started filling up this morning, luckily my Leviathan remained rooted to its bay. Unlike the Fiat Punto beside it that was caught in the tide and ended up twenty feet from its usual place. By the time the owner noticed, it had already rusted to a sodden hulk.

If the Italian car makers spent more time checking the quality of the steel they use and less time shagging their sisters, these episodes would not occur. Same goes for the French, but substitute brothers and/or grandmothers for sisters.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2007, 03:51:07 PM
Barman must smell worse than the wet dog.
I do actually?

Just been to see the Russian neighbours ? had to eat Russian Borch (nice) and raw garlic cloves?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 04:25:48 PM
Steer clear
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2007, 04:33:49 PM
Steer clear
Indeed... even my eyes are watering...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:02:01 PM
Given the recipe it is perhaps better that we do not broadcast where they go ~ suffice it to say our customers are not endangered by our "cottage industries" (other than if you stand too close to the Home Brew)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 27, 2007, 08:38:44 AM
Is it everybody hiding?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2007, 08:54:52 AM
I've been out...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2007, 09:18:13 AM
I've been out...  whistle:

I've been in...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 27, 2007, 09:32:35 AM
TMI!!

I've been catching up on blogs.  redface: And mourning Shambo of course.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2007, 10:28:00 AM
I've been looking at a photo of me on my local pub's website... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 27, 2007, 10:29:09 AM
Me too. Well not of you that is, but me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2007, 10:38:47 AM
Today, I am mostly giving 'advice' on combines.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 27, 2007, 10:41:15 AM
Harvesters? Combine that is, not pubs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 27, 2007, 10:49:46 AM
Today, I am mostly giving 'advice' on combines.

DS my sweet, what do you actually do? eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2007, 11:24:32 AM
I've been out...  whistle:

I've been in...  eyes:
Not shaking it all about?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2007, 12:06:32 PM
Today, I am mostly giving 'advice' on combines.

DS my sweet, what do you actually do? eeek:
Irritate mainly. redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2007, 12:12:42 PM
Today, I am mostly giving 'advice' on combines.

DS my sweet, what do you actually do? eeek:
He runs that chaotic hotel of course...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2007, 10:35:27 AM
Fingers crossed that Mr Wench passes his driving test and we shall no doubt pop along there!

You mean you can't drive? No, of course not you are a woman  point:

I have no depth perception. Even if I had a licence no one would get in a car with me.  cry:

Given his normal calamitous life I'm sure you could convince Nick to get in a car with you behind the wheel Wenchy  scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 30, 2007, 11:54:45 AM
On the subject of empty bars, the trade reaction -

http://www.thepublican.com/hybrid.asp?typeCode=173&subTypeCode=98&pubcode=2

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2007, 12:01:47 PM
On the subject of empty bars, the trade reaction -

http://www.thepublican.com/hybrid.asp?typeCode=173&subTypeCode=98&pubcode=2




Predictable and it will not, in the end, make any difference to health, death rates or the piss-poor way the NHS runs..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2007, 12:13:57 PM
On the subject of empty bars, the trade reaction -

http://www.thepublican.com/hybrid.asp?typeCode=173&subTypeCode=98&pubcode=2




Predictable and it will not, in the end, make any difference to health, death rates or the piss-poor way the NHS runs..

Indeed - Tesco and the other supermarkets must laughing all the way to the bank... 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 30, 2007, 12:59:15 PM
Today, I am mostly giving 'advice' on combines.

DS my sweet, what do you actually do? eeek:


Merders Terkees and takes the piss generally speakin'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 30, 2007, 04:07:57 PM
The bar I am in is relatively empty despite the glorious Surrey summer sunshine. Still, could be worse, I could be sitting in a bar 'oop North...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2007, 04:10:27 PM
The bar I am in is relatively empty despite the glorious Surrey summer sunshine. Still, could be worse, I could be sitting in a bar 'oop North...


Wot ~ like Middlesex or, Heaven forfend, Hertfordshire?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2007, 07:29:20 AM
Hertfordshire

 shocked003

Burned-on image of Pikeys playing banjos. scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2007, 08:28:27 AM
This week I have mostly been too hung-over to post?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 31, 2007, 09:59:12 AM
Looks like too hung-over to work - the place is deserted.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 31, 2007, 10:12:00 AM
I have a quite monumental hangover today - I blame Mrs TMR, she joined me in the pub last night and forced gallons of Young's into me  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2007, 10:13:30 AM
I had a manic weekend? feeling better now though although I have to go out and work this arvo. It is 32?C and about 80% humidity today?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2007, 10:14:23 AM
I have a quite monumental hangover today - I blame Mrs TMR, so joined me in the pub last night and forced gallons of Young's into me  sad24:
Oh poor you...  happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2007, 01:48:45 PM
Hertfordshire

 shocked003

Burned-on image of Pikeys playing banjos. scared2:

Surely they would be too busy scamming people into paying for driveways to play banjos
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 20, 2007, 10:28:20 PM
Seem to be drinking on my own, and it looks like Wenchy has hidden the pickled eggs!
Oh no, Street Porter is talking about who makes her knees tremble redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 07:30:48 AM
Pickled eggs are  sick2: instead today we are offering pickled uterus as our speciality of the day!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 07:33:04 AM
Make that a large one!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 07:33:44 AM
Make that a large one!

I wouldn't have thought it possible but you really do become more odd the longer we know you for.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 21, 2007, 07:53:06 AM
Make that a large one!

I wouldn't have thought it possible but you really do become more odd the longer we know you for.  eeek:

One of these might help.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 08:07:24 AM
A warning sign is always a good thing!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 08:12:48 AM
I am poorly today...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 08:24:27 AM
I am poorly today...  sad24:

Hungover no doubt.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 08:31:09 AM
I am poorly today...  sad24:

Hungover no doubt.  noooo:
redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 08:36:28 AM
I don't know LandLady goes away for a few days and you start behaving like a dog let off the lead. Where were you last night?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 21, 2007, 08:37:36 AM
Perhaps, you shouldn't ask.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 08:40:29 AM
Perhaps, you shouldn't ask.

I am in charge in her abscence I have to report back!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 08:44:06 AM
We went to a restaurant in Omodos? the owner brews his own wine and Zivanea?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 08:44:22 AM
I don't know LandLady goes away for a few days and you start behaving like a dog let off the lead. Where were you last night?


I could take offence at that remark. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 08:45:44 AM
You are a hound. Completely different kettle of ... umm ... ahhh ... dog.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 08:46:27 AM
We went to a restaurant in Omodos? the owner brews his own wine and Zivanea?  noooo:

You should know better do you want to end up with a dodgy chest again? Hmmm?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 08:48:13 AM
We went to a restaurant in Omodos? the owner brews his own wine and Zivanea?  noooo:

You should know better do you want to end up with a dodgy chest again? Hmmm?  noooo:
Would you rub something on it if I did?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 21, 2007, 08:52:17 AM
Goose Fat ~ My old Granny swore by it. A good thick layer of goose fat and a sheet of brown paper ... to ward off the winter ills.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 08:53:37 AM
We went to a restaurant in Omodos? the owner brews his own wine and Zivanea?  noooo:

You should know better do you want to end up with a dodgy chest again? Hmmm?  noooo:
Would you rub something on it if I did?  whistle:

A target?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 09:04:12 AM
We went to a restaurant in Omodos? the owner brews his own wine and Zivanea?  noooo:

You should know better do you want to end up with a dodgy chest again? Hmmm?  noooo:
Would you rub something on it if I did?  whistle:

A target?
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 09:12:27 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2007, 09:14:32 AM
Quote
We went to a restaurant in Omodos
  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 09:17:33 AM
Quote
We went to a restaurant in Omodos
  rubschin:
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 09:18:27 AM
Quote
We went to a restaurant in Omodos
  rubschin:
whistle:

Very nice work Nick.

Well? <beats out tattoo with fingernails on desk>
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 09:20:58 AM
Quote
We went to a restaurant in Omodos
  rubschin:
whistle:

Very nice work Nick.

Well? <beats out tattoo with fingernails on desk>
I didn?t realise that 'Wench' was short for Witch finder General?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 09:22:23 AM
Well?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 09:24:55 AM
Well?
Just some friends?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 09:26:26 AM
Well?
Just some friends?  whistle:

That is not sufficient information.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 09:32:59 AM
Well?
Just some friends?  whistle:

That is not sufficient information.  evil:
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 09:35:35 AM
I shall have to inform Landlady to step purchasing up to the "he's been bad and shall pay" level.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 21, 2007, 09:38:30 AM
Good grief Wenchy!  You're not his bloody mother  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 09:41:45 AM
I shall have to inform Landlady to step purchasing up to the "he's been bad and shall pay" level.  whistle:
She starts at that level...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 21, 2007, 09:49:20 AM
Ohhh imagine how much worse it could get then.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 09:52:50 AM
Ohhh imagine how much worse it could get then.  eveilgrin:
Not much...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2007, 09:53:34 AM
Good grief Wenchy!  You're not his bloody mother  ::)
Yeah, right, leave the boy alone. evil:

He will be pining.

Or whatever the correct term is for guzzling Retsina

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2007, 10:07:52 AM
yes... poor me.
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Smurf on September 23, 2007, 05:17:11 PM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=792. msg27277#msg27277 date=1190369272
yes. . .  poor me. 
(http://hxxp: www. freesmileys. org/emo/sick032. gif)
[/I;m knew to this.  Why are you pining
quote]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2007, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=792. msg27277#msg27277 date=1190369272
yes. . .  poor me. 
(http://hxxp: www. freesmileys. org/emo/sick032. gif)
[/I;m knew to this.  Why are you pining
quote]
doh:
You'll have to read the whole thread to find out...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Misunderstood on September 23, 2007, 05:38:29 PM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=792. msg27277#msg27277 date=1190369272
yes. . .  poor me. 
(http://hxxp: www. freesmileys. org/emo/sick032. gif)
[/I;m knew to this.  Why are you pining
quote]
doh:
You'll have to read the whole thread to find out...  noooo:

Don't!  It'll cost you a week and 500 karma points - and you'll still be non the wiser.   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Sour Puss on September 24, 2007, 01:14:31 AM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=792. msg27277#msg27277 date=1190369272
yes. . .  poor me. 
(http://hxxp: www. freesmileys. org/emo/sick032. gif)
[/I;m knew to this.  Why are you pining
quote]

I assume you meant to say, "I'm new to this. Why are you pining? "    whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2007, 08:19:37 AM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=792. msg27277#msg27277 date=1190369272
yes. . .  poor me. 
(http://hxxp: www. freesmileys. org/emo/sick032. gif)
[/I;m knew to this.  Why are you pining
quote]

I assume you meant to say, "I'm new to this. Why are you pining? "    whistle:


Smurf will by now have realised that we are heavy into pedantry  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 13, 2007, 10:17:28 AM
It is totally empty now, not even any guests!

Have you all gone somewhere else?

Will have to lock myself in ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 13, 2007, 10:30:02 AM
It is totally empty now, not even any guests!

Have you all gone somewhere else?

Will have to lock myself in ;D

What about me?

I know I'm a bit ethereal, but I'm still here - I think.

Hello? Hello? Can anybody hear me?

Nope. They've all gone out Christmas shopping or summat. Oh well, in the absence of any bar staff I guess I'll just help myself. Now, where did BM put the key to the liquor cabinet . . . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 10:34:33 AM
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 13, 2007, 10:52:53 AM
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:

Wenchy seems to have disappeared as well.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2007, 11:00:19 AM
And I am about to disappear,................
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2007, 11:01:16 AM
I've had the 'lectric off all day and the gas boiler is still buggered...  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 13, 2007, 12:35:24 PM
If this was a bloody decent pub we woulld have had a punch up by now!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2007, 12:38:45 PM
No chance GOS, Barman is using Nick as a bouncer. Nobody in their right mind is going to tempt fate like that  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2007, 12:39:22 PM
It is totally empty now, not even any guests!

Have you all gone somewhere else?

Will have to lock myself in ;D


Has nobody told him 'bout the secret door installed in the days when the Revenue used to raid the old premises in search of contriband ~ very useful now when one sees certain people pull into the car park. The tunnel brings you out at the back of the church.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2007, 02:02:37 PM
It is totally empty now, not even any guests!

Have you all gone somewhere else?

Will have to lock myself in ;D
Has nobody told him 'bout the secret door installed in the days when the Revenue used to raid the old premises in search of contriband ~ very useful now when one sees certain people pull into the car park.

The tunnel brings you out at the back of the church.

Ah yes, St Cuthbert's back passage, I had forgotten that one.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2007, 02:42:53 PM
It's where BM keeps the Bishops Finger
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2007, 03:12:09 PM
It's where BM keeps the Bishops Finger
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 08:36:11 AM
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:

Wenchy seems to have disappeared as well.

Mother Wench flew in unannounced.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2007, 08:39:30 AM
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:

Wenchy seems to have disappeared as well.

Mother Wench flew in unannounced.

Bearing exotic comestibles as I recall you posting.

Some of us pay attention you know. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2007, 08:40:18 AM
Indeed ~ hardly unannounced  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 08:41:28 AM
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:

Wenchy seems to have disappeared as well.

Mother Wench flew in unannounced.
On her broom?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2007, 08:42:38 AM
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:

Wenchy seems to have disappeared as well.

Mother Wench flew in unannounced.
On her broom?  whistle:

That has always been the assumption.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 08:44:17 AM
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:

Wenchy seems to have disappeared as well.

Mother Wench flew in unannounced.
On her broom?  whistle:

That has always been the assumption.
Mrs. Barman was sweeping out the garage yesterday and aid she needed a new broom... when I asked if she wanted to sweep with it or fly on it she went all funny...  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2007, 08:45:31 AM
Tsk!



Worry if she develops an affinity with black cats etc.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 08:46:50 AM
Tsk!



Worry if she develops an affinity with black cats etc.
And toads?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2007, 08:48:15 AM
Tsk!

Worry if she develops an affinity with black cats etc.
And toads?  eeek:

There is prior evidence on toads.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 08:50:24 AM
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:

Wenchy seems to have disappeared as well.

Mother Wench flew in unannounced.

Bearing exotic comestibles as I recall you posting.

Some of us pay attention you know. whistle:

Well  some didn't and I couldn't remember if I had mentioned it.  redface:

Mother Wench doesn't use broom she uses planes. MILFH is the broom owner!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2007, 08:51:52 AM
Tsk!

Worry if she develops an affinity with black cats etc.
And toads?  eeek:

There is prior evidence on toads.  whistle:

An interest in Cauldrons and Candles is often a clue
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 08:54:40 AM
I am keeping an eye out. I spect Barman is digging a hole int eh patio. Landlady has been very quiet since he had her laser beamed. And Growler is having a sulk> rubschin:

Wenchy seems to have disappeared as well.

Mother Wench flew in unannounced.

Bearing exotic comestibles as I recall you posting.

Some of us pay attention you know. whistle:

Well  some didn't and I couldn't remember if I had mentioned it.  redface:

Mother Wench doesn't use broom she uses planes. MILFH is the broom owner!
Have you been away then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 14, 2007, 09:05:24 AM
Warts! there has to be a wart, does she float in water?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 09:12:03 AM
Warts! there has to be a wart, does she float in water?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 14, 2007, 09:14:45 AM
She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2007, 09:16:24 AM
She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better

You were very newt-like at closing time yesterday. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 09:17:30 AM
She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better
Wenchy's mum turned you into a newt... and you got better?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 14, 2007, 12:05:41 PM
She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better

You were very newt-like at closing time yesterday. whistle:

newt like?  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 14, 2007, 12:09:25 PM
She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better
Wenchy's mum turned you into a newt... and you got better?  rubschin:
Yes sirree bob! The new wonder ointment with peptides, and hydroderm molecules did it for me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 14, 2007, 12:25:19 PM
She turned me into a newt once.....but I got better

You were very newt-like at closing time yesterday. whistle:

newt like?  confused:

I suspect that DS was alluding to the old expression 'As pissed as a newt' GOS
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on November 14, 2007, 03:24:43 PM
I am so bloody fick.. please smite me... heavily!!!!!! redface: redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2007, 03:26:03 PM
I am so bloody fick.. please smite me... heavily!!!!!! redface: redface: redface: redface:
Your wish, etc.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2007, 04:34:46 PM
I am so bloody fick.. please smite me... heavily!!!!!! redface: redface: redface: redface:

I imagined you were still exhausted after all that marching around the Cenotaph.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 22, 2008, 10:55:23 AM
I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 11:01:02 AM
I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq5eUwJS.jpg&hash=b8c58313b7baec2610ec381cef3f995b3f9e7b20) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq5eUwJS)

Bouncer and Snoopy are both off sick.
Pussy Galore is in SA
Landlady is in the UK
Miss Piggy is with Landlady shopping
Tinkerbelle is in the UK (not with Miss Piggy or Landlady)
Nick and Wenchy are AWOL

Have I forgotten anyone?

Oh, Landlady has the painters in (snigger) as I am decorating the lounge and am covered in paint.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 11:06:30 AM
To be fair, all the boards I browse seem to be quiet at the moment… something to do with the time of year perhaps?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 22, 2008, 11:12:42 AM
I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq5eUwJS.jpg&hash=b8c58313b7baec2610ec381cef3f995b3f9e7b20) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq5eUwJS)

Bouncer and Snoopy are both off sick.
Pussy Galore is in SA
Landlady is in the UK
Miss Piggy is with Landlady shopping
Tinkerbelle is in the UK (not with Miss Piggy or Landlady)
Nick and Wenchy are AWOL

Have I forgotten anyone?

Oh, Landlady has the painters in (snigger) as I am decorating the lounge and am covered in paint.  whistle:
And if you look closely you can just see me at the back leaning  on the piano...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 11:17:32 AM
I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq5eUwJS.jpg&hash=b8c58313b7baec2610ec381cef3f995b3f9e7b20) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq5eUwJS)

Bouncer and Snoopy are both off sick.
Pussy Galore is in SA
Landlady is in the UK
Miss Piggy is with Landlady shopping
Tinkerbelle is in the UK (not with Miss Piggy or Landlady)
Nick and Wenchy are AWOL

Have I forgotten anyone?

Oh, Landlady has the painters in (snigger) as I am decorating the lounge and am covered in paint.  whistle:

Miss D has been busy with work
Ticketyboo/Boozehag has been AWOL for a while
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 11:21:48 AM
I popped in earlier on this morning and there was no-one here!

Have people joined the Temperance Society?

Much more fun when it's like this -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPq5eUwJS.jpg&hash=b8c58313b7baec2610ec381cef3f995b3f9e7b20) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq5eUwJS)

Bouncer and Snoopy are both off sick.
Pussy Galore is in SA
Landlady is in the UK
Miss Piggy is with Landlady shopping
Tinkerbelle is in the UK (not with Miss Piggy or Landlady)
Nick and Wenchy are AWOL

Have I forgotten anyone?

Oh, Landlady has the painters in (snigger) as I am decorating the lounge and am covered in paint.  whistle:
And if you look closely you can just see me at the back leaning  on the piano...
And Wenchy serving the ale...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 22, 2008, 11:27:54 AM
I am in my sick bed, coughing and snotting everywhere.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 22, 2008, 11:28:44 AM
I often wonder if the George Raft look suits me?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2008, 11:28:52 AM
I am in my sick bed, coughing and snotting everywhere.

Man Flu?  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2008, 01:27:05 PM
I have been offering criticism on the spraying of paint on sheep.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2008, 01:29:19 PM
 
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-deal-with-man-flu (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-deal-with-man-flu)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 22, 2008, 08:38:10 PM
I turned up for a meeting 24 hours before I was suppose to  Banghead Nice to get out of the office though
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 08:31:48 AM
I've been ill, again!

 sad24:

That bloody noro bollocks thing!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2008, 08:33:07 AM
 happy100

Nasty innit?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2008, 08:33:24 AM
I've been ill, again!

 sad24:

That bloody noro bollocks thing!
happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100

Still, lost a few pounds though?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 08:33:41 AM
I've been ill, again!

 sad24:

That bloody noro bollocks thing!
Wenchy!    cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2008, 08:34:08 AM
I've been ill, again!

 sad24:

That bloody noro bollocks thing!
happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100

Still, lost a few pounds though?

She is prolly down to a size 18
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 08:44:35 AM
Blimey, at least let the poor, sickly creature get through the door before starting to take the piss!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2008, 08:45:46 AM
I've been ill, again!

 sad24:

That bloody noro bollocks thing!
happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100

Still, lost a few pounds though?

She is prolly down to a size 18

Plumbic balloon there old horse.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 23, 2008, 08:58:48 AM

Plumbic balloon there old horse.  noooo:

Had to look it up, I shall try to get that into a conversation today
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 08:59:56 AM
Had it once just after Christmas and I haven't been right since. I am completely limp and exhausted and it just won't seem to shift.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2008, 09:09:20 AM
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-relieve-vomiting (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-relieve-vomiting)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2008, 09:10:31 AM
Blimey, at least let the poor, sickly creature get through the door before starting to take the piss!  noooo:

It was a compliment!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 09:11:50 AM
A backhanded one!  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 09:22:14 AM
Are you meeting Mrs. Barman tomorrow?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 09:30:50 AM
Are you meeting Mrs. Barman tomorrow?

I want to but in light of the vomit am not sure if it would be wise. I feel better and am back at work today but don't know whether I should really be out in public and possibly infecting the world at large especially as she has a plane journey to contend with. What do you think?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 09:32:11 AM
Are you meeting Mrs. Barman tomorrow?

I want to but in light of the vomit am not sure if it would be wise. I feel better and am back at work today but don't know whether I should really be out in public and possibly infecting the world at large especially as she has a plane journey to contend with. What do you think?
If you can give it to everyone at 'work' I don't see why she shouldn't have it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 09:34:27 AM
Not a terribly good first impression though is it?  eeek:

Do you remember when I met Wenchy and she gave me the vomit. And then I had to travel home, on a plane, vomiting?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2008, 09:34:46 AM

Plumbic balloon there old horse.  noooo:

Had to look it up, I shall try to get that into a conversation today

Glad to be of service.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2008, 09:36:54 AM
I am completely limp and it just won't seem to shift. 

I know the problem.  noooo:  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 09:38:03 AM
Not a terribly good first impression though is it?  eeek:

Do you remember when I met Wenchy and she gave me the vomit. And then I had to travel home, on a plane, vomiting?
Could be worse…  whistle:

“Do you remember when I met that Nick and had to be rushed to A & E?”  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2008, 09:39:17 AM
Well that has happened actually!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 09:39:54 AM
Well that has happened actually!!
No!  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 09:42:44 AM
I am NEVER meeting Nick! I am still convinced that he infected me with the vomit through the computer.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 23, 2008, 09:51:32 AM
Nice to see some people again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 09:52:17 AM
Nice to see some people again.
Indeed... hopefully the hound will be back with us soon...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2008, 09:52:36 AM
I am NEVER meeting Nick! I am still convinced that he infected me with the vomit through the computer.  noooo:

Do you want the flu too?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2008, 09:53:17 AM
Nice to see some people again.
Indeed... hopefully the hound will be back with us soon...  cloud9:

Rattle the bonio box
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 09:54:50 AM
Nice to see some people again.
Indeed... hopefully the hound will be back with us soon...  cloud9:

Rattle the bonio box
I took them back to the shop...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 23, 2008, 10:03:25 AM
Are you meeting Mrs. Barman tomorrow?

I want to but in light of the vomit am not sure if it would be wise. I feel better and am back at work today but don't know whether I should really be out in public and possibly infecting the world at large especially as she has a plane journey to contend with. What do you think?

Get her on the Black Sambuca and she will be impervious (and that's nothing to do with being stretchy).
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 10:04:46 AM
This whole stretchy thing, not sure how I feel about it.  rubschin: Sambuca  noooo: can't drink it, many bad/good memories.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 23, 2008, 10:13:06 AM
Not sure what "stretchy" means.

Makes me think of those toys that you pull and pull and they just keep extending.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 10:16:35 AM
Or a slinky.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 23, 2008, 10:39:44 AM
Not sure what "stretchy" means.

Makes me think of those toys that you pull and pull and they just keep extending.

I've got one of those, but it never seems to extend despite what the instructions said it would do. Two inches my a**e
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 10:41:09 AM
Not sure what "stretchy" means.

Makes me think of those toys that you pull and pull and they just keep extending.

I've got one of those, but it never seems to extend despite what the instructions said it would do. Two inches my a**e
I think I’ve spotted the problem – it’s not for your arse!  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 23, 2008, 01:15:06 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2008, 01:38:33 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 23, 2008, 01:39:47 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?

Think they are all busy petting the pooch!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 23, 2008, 01:46:47 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?

Think they are all busy petting the pooch!

Is that an euphemism?  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 23, 2008, 01:47:24 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?
The price of a pint went up twice before I got served sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 23, 2008, 01:49:10 PM
Had it once just after Christmas and I haven't been right since. I am completely limp and exhausted and it just won't seem to shift.  sad24:
Yes, I know the feeling well. Especially after a night of passion with the memsahib ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 01:49:56 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?
The price of a pint went up twice before I got served sad24:
That's because I have to buy my stock in Euros now...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 23, 2008, 01:51:42 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?

Think they are all busy petting the pooch!



Is that an euphemism?  ;)

I Think Wenchy handles the "isms".
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 01:53:44 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.

Can't get served?

Think they are all busy petting the pooch!



Is that an euphemism?  ;)

I Think Wenchy handles the "isms".
She hasn't handled my isms... unfortunately...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2008, 01:55:48 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.
Can't get served?
Think they are all busy petting the pooch!
Is that an euphemism?  ;)
I Think Wenchy handles the "isms".
She hasn't handled my isms... unfortunately...  noooo:
Too small for her stubby little fingers I expect.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 01:57:29 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2008, 03:21:05 PM
It's beginning to fill up in here.
Can't get served?
Think they are all busy petting the pooch!
Is that an euphemism?  ;)
I Think Wenchy handles the "isms".
She hasn't handled my isms... unfortunately...  noooo:
Too small for her stubby little fingers I expect.  ;)
It's the cold weather see...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 23, 2008, 03:22:02 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 09:18:11 AM
It's beginning to fill up in here.
Can't get served?
Think they are all busy petting the pooch!
Is that an euphemism?  ;)
I Think Wenchy handles the "isms".
She hasn't handled my isms... unfortunately...  noooo:
Too small for her stubby little fingers I expect.  ;)
It's the cold weather see...  whistle:

So much for sunny Cyprus.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:21:33 AM
It's beginning to fill up in here.
Can't get served?
Think they are all busy petting the pooch!
Is that an euphemism?  ;)
I Think Wenchy handles the "isms".
She hasn't handled my isms... unfortunately...  noooo:
Too small for her stubby little fingers I expect.  ;)
It's the cold weather see...  whistle:

So much for sunny Cyprus.
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2008, 10:49:12 AM
Gales have brought down telegraph poles hereabouts. Internet and e mail connections intermittent. I may be some time evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 11:44:49 AM
I wish we had a gale at work.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 11:51:05 AM
Just shove Nick in a dress and a wig, you can call him Gail and the level of devastation in your office would be about the same  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 11:53:15 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 11:55:45 AM
I wish we had a gale at work.  sad24:

Why?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2008, 11:56:25 AM
I wish we had a gale at work.  sad24:

Why?
To blow The Snot away...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 12:00:06 PM
Just enough already.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 24, 2008, 12:08:54 PM
I wish we had a gale at work.  sad24:

Why?
To blow The Snot away...  whistle:

That's no way to talk about her.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 09:10:19 AM
TMR - there's no-one here!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 31, 2008, 09:34:22 AM
TMR - there's no-one here!

And I'm off to a meeting about "asset lateralisation" now!   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 31, 2008, 09:39:01 AM
You can get ointment for that
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 09:46:25 AM
TMR - there's no-one here!

And I'm off to a meeting about "asset lateralisation" now!   noooo:

I prefer my assets to be left as they are.
Wenchy might be interested in having her assets lateralised though.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 09:54:39 AM
Quote
It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call
But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer

Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come
There's a faraway look on the face of the bum
The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer
What a terrible place is a pub with no beer

The stockman rides up with his dry, dusty throat
He breasts up to the bar, pulls a wad from his coat
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
When the barman says suddenly: "The pub's got no beer!"

There's a dog on the verandah, for his master he waits
But the boss is inside drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear
It's no place for a dog round a pub with no beer

Then in comes the swagman, all covered with flies
He throws down his roll, wipes the sweat from his eyes
But when he is told he says, "What's this I hear?
I've trudged fifty flamin' miles to a pub with no beer!"

Old Billy, the blacksmith, the first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife
He walks in the kitchen; she says: "You're early, me dear"
Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer

It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night where the wild dingos call
But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 31, 2008, 12:17:18 PM
I have another Asset lateralisation meeting from 1-2, then a phone conference on the subject from 4.30-5.00. This will doubtless run late and then I have to shoot home, put the DJ on and get up to the RAC at Woodcote for the dinner and MG Midget's after dinner speaking.

I think I will need a Young's to calm me down, so I may well pop into the local all DJ'd up. No laughing please.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 12:18:48 PM
 I have been invited (but can’t join) to a teleconference. I note that the agenda includes this item:

2. Establish meeting drumbeat (schedule)

WTF is that about.

And who is M.G. Midget? rubschin:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 31, 2008, 12:26:16 PM
Sorry, Austin Healey.  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 12:59:30 PM
Just made the mistake of going outside. Seemed fine at first, bit windy though. Then all hell broke loose, force 10 winds and horizontal rain. Am drying out now.
Hope it stops before attempting to reach the pub tonight, and I will not be DJ'd up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:06:43 PM
Gale force here. WHole house rattling scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 31, 2008, 01:08:27 PM
Just made the mistake of going outside. Seemed fine at first, bit windy though. Then all hell broke loose, force 10 winds and horizontal rain. Am drying out now.
Hope it stops before attempting to reach the pub tonight, and I will not be DJ'd up.

Why do I always pick that exact moment to go out!?!?

I am drenched.  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:12:49 PM
Drenchywenchy?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
I am safely tucked up at home , waiting for a delivery - so that is bound to happen  ::)

Not even going to attempt going out......looks yucky  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 01:15:43 PM
Drenchywenchy?

Aaaaaaarrrgh earworm. What shall we do with a drunken sailor has just changed to what shall we do with a Drenchywenchy  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 01:17:24 PM
Drenchywenchy?

Aaaaaaarrrgh earworm. What shall we do with a drunken sailor has just changed to what shall we do with a Drenchywenchy  Banghead

There must be something Freudian about that. Not sure I want to think about it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 01:18:21 PM
Drenchywenchy?

Aaaaaaarrrgh earworm. What shall we do with a drunken sailor has just changed to what shall we do with a Drenchywenchy  Banghead

There must be something Freudian about that. Not sure I want to think about it.

 eeek: redface:  :lalalala  scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 01:25:41 PM
i've been on a freezing cold roof in Larnaca all morning...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:26:41 PM
Early in the morning?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 01:28:03 PM
You can keep your sailors, I am now thinking about a wet Wenchy. redface:

Makes a change from the girl in accounts.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 01:28:46 PM
Early in the morning?
Yes... just got back...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:29:32 PM
You can keep your sailors, I am now thinking about a wet Wenchy. redface:

Makes a change from the girl in accounts.

Explain! evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 01:29:39 PM
Oh, forgot to mention, it's taking my mind of the fact that I didn't know that the sole of my right shoe had split. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 01:30:15 PM
Oh, forgot to mention, it's taking my mind of the fact that I didn't know that the sole of my right shoe had split. evil:
Letting in water?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 01:34:39 PM
You can keep your sailors, I am now thinking about a wet Wenchy. redface:

Makes a change from the girl in accounts.

Explain! evil:

There is a very nice young lady in accounts, not been here very long.
Not a stunner but manages to get her boobs hoitsted higher up than any other female I have known. This coupled with her preference for wearing low-necked v-neck sweaters makes for an interesting site.
 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 01:35:59 PM
Oh, forgot to mention, it's taking my mind of the fact that I didn't know that the sole of my right shoe had split. evil:
Letting in water?  whistle:

Traffic, 1967.

But that was a hole.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:36:46 PM
You can keep your sailors, I am now thinking about a wet Wenchy. redface:

Makes a change from the girl in accounts.

Explain! evil:

There is a very nice young lady in accounts, not been here very long.
Not a stunner but manages to get her boobs hoitsted higher up than any other female I have known. This coupled with her preference for wearing low-necked v-neck sweaters makes for an interesting site.
 eyes:

Sight?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 01:40:00 PM
Oh, forgot to mention, it's taking my mind of the fact that I didn't know that the sole of my right shoe had split. evil:
Letting in water?  whistle:

Traffic, 1967.

But that was a hole.
Same thing...

Neil from The Young Ones did it too...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 01:41:38 PM
You can keep your sailors, I am now thinking about a wet Wenchy. redface:

Makes a change from the girl in accounts.

Explain! evil:

There is a very nice young lady in accounts, not been here very long.
Not a stunner but manages to get her boobs hoitsted higher up than any other female I have known. This coupled with her preference for wearing low-necked v-neck sweaters makes for an interesting site.
 eyes:

Sight?

Er, yes. Should avoid talking to boss at same time as posting.

Oh and I've got to go and see her this afternoon, load of signed-off invoices to give her.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2008, 01:45:37 PM
Oh and I've got to go and see her this afternoon, load of signed-off invoices to give her.

Of course you have.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 01:48:44 PM
Make sure you stand while she sits evil:

And don't get caught!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 01:54:23 PM
Make sure you stand while she sits evil:

And don't get caught!!!

But, of course.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:01:01 PM
He will get caught noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 02:01:48 PM
He will get caught noooo:

That sounds like the voice of experience Nick  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 02:02:27 PM
He will get caught noooo:
Indeed...  noooo:

Where is that 'how to hide an erection' thread?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:03:26 PM
I can't help myself. The Lady Cleavage is like a black hole into which everthing gets, um, sucked. Not in all cases. obviously.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 02:04:23 PM
I think I need some purchase order numbers.

I will be back soon.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:06:08 PM
He will need this

http://www.equalrights.org/publications/kyr/shwork.asp (http://www.equalrights.org/publications/kyr/shwork.asp)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2008, 02:06:39 PM
Shouldn't that be "I may be some time"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:13:08 PM
Are you going for a J Arthur as well then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2008, 02:14:28 PM
At work?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:15:23 PM
At work?  eeek:

Never seems to stop Berek
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2008, 02:16:34 PM
Nothing stops Berek  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:16:40 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 02:16:44 PM
I am back   ;D


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2008, 02:17:25 PM
You took a camera?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:18:22 PM
Arrest can not be far away.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:25:55 PM
You used your camera phone on her?

 happ096 worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:27:27 PM
She may have spotted it though. But really, why do girls do that???? Wenchy?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 02:28:37 PM
No I didn't.

That was just to give you a taster.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:29:03 PM
Should I lick the screen eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:30:49 PM
Because they like to pretend that it is their right to wear whatever they please .... and they always seem "surprised and shocked" that we notice their tits hanging out.
It's as old as time and zoologists have a name for it: "Mating display ritual"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:31:48 PM
No I didn't.

That was just to give you a taster.


 cussing: I take back my  worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 31, 2008, 02:35:22 PM
She may have spotted it though. But really, why do girls do that???? Wenchy?

I am going to use whatever I have available to get my own way.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:36:19 PM
Builder's bum? surrender:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 31, 2008, 02:36:50 PM
Builder's bum? surrender:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO surrender:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:37:27 PM
Depends if she needs any building work done I suppose.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:38:15 PM
The Bra might need some underpinning eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 31, 2008, 02:38:40 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 02:41:57 PM
She may have spotted it though. But really, why do girls do that???? Wenchy?

I am going to use whatever I have available to get my own way.  redface:

Are you a tease and a flirt as well?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:42:40 PM
She is!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:43:58 PM
Show me a woman who isn't a flirt and a tease to some poor sap and I'll show you a Dutch method of keeping the sea from flooding the countryside.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 31, 2008, 02:45:00 PM
She may have spotted it though. But really, why do girls do that???? Wenchy?

I am going to use whatever I have available to get my own way.  redface:

Are you a tease and a flirt as well?

I wouldn't say I was all the time but on occasion yes. It depends on the person and what I want from them.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 02:46:03 PM
Show me a woman who isn't a flirt and a tease to some poor sap and I'll show you a Dutch method of keeping the sea from flooding the countryside.

I know several females who definitely don't tease and who don't have a clue as to what flirting is.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 02:46:37 PM
Dykes to a man then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 02:47:50 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 02:48:19 PM
No, but they are on their way to being old maids.

Mind you I was talking to my mates wife last saturday and she's been an old maid since her teenage years.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 31, 2008, 03:38:45 PM
I am back   ;D


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Yoda Tel. Kindly do not post pictures of Mrs TMR on this forum  evil:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 03:41:54 PM
Oops, didn't think you'd notice.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 03:55:01 PM
Wishful thinking?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 04:06:48 PM
About what?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 04:44:54 PM
Just handed over the invoices.

Wench - is it a fashion thing to have bits of bra exposed?

Didn't know where to look. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 04:46:22 PM
Ask the girl in question next time you should.  whistle:






Priceless the look on her face should be...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 31, 2008, 04:49:04 PM
Oops, didn't think you'd notice.

Regrettably, that top of Mrs TMR's died a death in the "great tumble dryer" fire last Sunday...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 31, 2008, 04:51:00 PM
Just handed over the invoices.

Wench - is it a fashion thing to have bits of bra exposed?

Didn't know where to look. whistle:

Yes I think so.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2008, 04:52:38 PM
Wench - is it a fashion thing to have bits of bra exposed?
Didn't know where to look. whistle:

I'm sure thats not quite true  lol:

And bits of the bra should only be exposed if they are lacey - anything else is just wrong  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 04:55:56 PM
Lacy and well filled I would say. An empty bra is of no interest to a man, no matter how lacy it may be.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 31, 2008, 04:56:06 PM
True, no one wants chewing gum grey sports bra out on display.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 04:57:31 PM
You failed to notice how I had cleverly managed to get back on thread there. evil:
















Empty Bar .... Well Filled Bra .......... I don't know why I bother ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 04:57:51 PM
Just handed over the invoices.

Wench - is it a fashion thing to have bits of bra exposed?

Didn't know where to look. whistle:

Yes I think so.  redface:

Why redface?

Is that because you don't know or because you also do it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2008, 04:58:39 PM
You failed to notice how I had cleverly managed to get back on thread there. evil:

Empty Bar .... Well Filled Bra .......... I don't know why I bother ::)
You did very well Snoops... [pat]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 04:58:54 PM
Of course she does it .... when necessary to get her own way. They all do.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 31, 2008, 04:58:59 PM
Wench - is it a fashion thing to have bits of bra exposed?
Didn't know where to look. whistle:

I'm sure thats not quite true  lol:

And bits of the bra should only be exposed if they are lacey - anything else is just wrong  eeek:

Is this now part of the morden day "tease"?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 04:59:38 PM
You failed to notice how I had cleverly managed to get back on thread there. evil:

Empty Bar .... Well Filled Bra .......... I don't know why I bother ::)
You did very well Snoops... [pat]

Oh lucky, lucky me ~ a scrap from the barman's own table.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2008, 05:04:14 PM
You failed to notice how I had cleverly managed to get back on thread there. evil:

Empty Bar .... Well Filled Bra .......... I don't know why I bother ::)
You did very well Snoops... [pat]

Oh lucky, lucky me ~ a scrap from the barman's own table.

Careful Snoops, weren't you warned about geeks bearing gifts when you were a pup  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2008, 05:05:25 PM
Is this now part of the morden day "tease"?

I am sure there are very practical reasons why us girlies believe we should offer a glimpse of the fabric - none of which I can offer up at the moment  noooo: So therefore the conclusion must be that she wants your urgent attention  lol:

Snoopy as for your clever maneuvering to get this thread back on track - please don't expect us to understand male logic - I would rather do a degree on the merits of logarithms  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2008, 05:06:58 PM
 lol: lol: ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2008, 06:13:06 PM
What the devil is going on. I have just dug a grave sad24: and I am frozen
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 31, 2008, 07:40:39 PM
I am back   ;D


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I would love to abseil across that
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 06:18:02 AM
I am back   ;D


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I would love to abseil across that
Down it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 01, 2008, 09:07:55 AM
If you insist  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 09:18:32 AM
If you insist  surrender:
Good man...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 09:48:28 AM
If you were to ask me, and I appreciate that you haven't, I would say that it is crying out for a pearl necklace. eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 09:59:56 AM
If you were to ask me, and I appreciate that you haven't, I would say that it is crying out for a pearl necklace. eyes:
eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 10:01:17 AM
I see we are on the same wavelength here BM ..... bet Wenchy will be puzzled though  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 01, 2008, 10:01:44 AM
Not puzzled at all!  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 10:03:23 AM
Not puzzled at all!  sick2:

Pure protein .... not a single calorie in it  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 01, 2008, 10:03:53 AM
Yes, yes and it's good for the skin etc etc Still  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:05:11 AM
I see we are on the same wavelength here BM ..... bet Wenchy will be puzzled though  ::)
I’d say our frequencies were synchronized…  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 01, 2008, 10:06:01 AM
I see we have reached the lowest common denominator eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:07:10 AM
I see we have reached the lowest common denominator eyes:
Lower than a snake’s stomach…  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 10:07:33 AM
Situation normal I'd say. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 01, 2008, 10:10:59 AM
I'm repulsed! Dirty filthy perverts the lot of you!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 01, 2008, 10:11:29 AM
I see we have reached the lowest common denominator eyes:
Lower than a snake’s stomach…  whistle:
Or a submarines sh't house?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 10:12:07 AM
Quote
Not long till I will be drinking sangria and eating fish with my feet
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:13:39 AM
I see we have reached the lowest common denominator eyes:
Lower than a snake’s stomach…  whistle:
Or a submarines sh't house?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 10:13:48 AM
Yes, yes and it's good for the skin etc etc Still  sick2:

Sore throats too ~ or so they say.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2008, 10:14:27 AM
I'm repulsed! Dirty filthy perverts the lot of you!  noooo:
Like poles repel!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 01, 2008, 10:15:01 AM
I'm repulsed! Dirty filthy perverts the lot of you!  noooo:
Not me Wenchy lass, I blame the management and the scroungers at the other end of the bar, they should be banned.. and the barman severely castigated. He has even had a go at me today about my abseiling technique, must be a wrong side of bed day ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 01, 2008, 10:16:13 AM
I'm repulsed! Dirty filthy perverts the lot of you!  noooo:
Like poles repel!  point:
I feel an invasion coming on, I will round up the lads...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 10:17:32 AM
I'm repulsed! Dirty filthy perverts the lot of you!  noooo:

 
Ooooooooooh! 'ark at little miss butter wouldn't melt between my thighs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 10:18:14 AM
 scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 10:22:01 AM
 eveilgrin:  Haven't taken my pills yet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 10:22:42 AM
That reminds me. I have unilaterally increased my own dosage.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 10:24:02 AM
Careful. They are addictive and more is not always better .... 'cept with beer of course.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 01, 2008, 01:04:06 PM
Late in today, been to thw quacks.

Dress down day today.

Accounts girl is completely covered up, polo-neck sweater. eveilgrin:

Not a good start to the weekend.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 01:12:58 PM
No abseiling then eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 01, 2008, 01:16:36 PM
Late in today, been to thw quacks.

Dress down day today.

Accounts girl is completely covered up, polo-neck sweater. eveilgrin:

Not a good start to the weekend.

Must have felt your hot eyes on her.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2008, 01:17:33 PM
They can always tell. Sadly bom eyes: angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 01, 2008, 01:17:57 PM
Not today.

Page 26 got a bit frisky this morning.

What did they have for breakfast?

And now they are trying to start a "Be nice to Wenchy" day!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 01, 2008, 01:23:22 PM
They can always tell. Sadly bom eyes: angry041:

Generally has something to do with the soggy drool on our feet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 01, 2008, 01:28:13 PM
They can always tell. Sadly bom eyes: angry041:

Generally has something to do with the soggy drool on our feet.

Drool - from dictionary - To make an extravagant show of appreciation or desire
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 01:44:29 PM
They can always tell. Sadly bom eyes: angry041:

Generally has something to do with the soggy drool on our feet.

Drool - from dictionary - To make an extravagant show of appreciation or desire

But if she had said "he puddle of dribble"you would have made even more of that. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 01, 2008, 01:55:40 PM
Exactly! I can't win!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 01, 2008, 01:57:38 PM
Exactly! I can't win!

What is there to win?

PS - your sig - why eat fish with your feet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 01, 2008, 02:09:49 PM
I am most upset. Had a lovely "do" at the RAC last night and a photo of myself, me bruv and Austin Healey. At the time, I thought it was a great photo. In the cold light of day - after the Harvey's bitter, red wine and port have worn off - the photo makes me look like I am wearing lipstick.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 02:10:56 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 01, 2008, 02:13:32 PM
I am most upset. Had a lovely "do" at the RAC last night and a photo of myself, me bruv and Austin Healey. At the time, I thought it was a great photo. In the cold light of day - after the Harvey's bitter, red wine and port have worn off - the photo makes me look like I am wearing lipstick.  evil:

WE NEED TO SEE!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 01, 2008, 02:21:28 PM
The last thing this forum needs is my ugly mug posted on it. People may still be eating their lunch.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 01, 2008, 02:51:54 PM
I am most upset. Had a lovely "do" at the RAC last night and a photo of myself, me bruv and Austin Healey. At the time, I thought it was a great photo. In the cold light of day - after the Harvey's bitter, red wine and port have worn off - the photo makes me look like I am wearing lipstick.  evil:

WE NEED TO SEE!

I wil try and sneak a peek tonight, but it sounds like you wouldn't want to really see it/him.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 01, 2008, 02:57:44 PM
I am most upset. Had a lovely "do" at the RAC last night and a photo of myself, me bruv and Austin Healey. At the time, I thought it was a great photo. In the cold light of day - after the Harvey's bitter, red wine and port have worn off - the photo makes me look like I am wearing lipstick.  evil:

WE NEED TO SEE!

I wil try and sneak a peek tonight, but it sounds like you wouldn't want to really see it/him.

e-mailed to you...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 01, 2008, 03:03:25 PM
I am most upset. Had a lovely "do" at the RAC last night and a photo of myself, me bruv and Austin Healey. At the time, I thought it was a great photo. In the cold light of day - after the Harvey's bitter, red wine and port have worn off - the photo makes me look like I am wearing lipstick.  evil:

WE NEED TO SEE!

I wil try and sneak a peek tonight, but it sounds like you wouldn't want to really see it/him.

e-mailed to you...

Oh dear.

Has Mrs TMR seen it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 01, 2008, 03:05:48 PM
That's all you're getting.


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2008, 03:09:10 PM
<Snigger>
That shade's a bit Julian Clarey isn't it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 01, 2008, 03:20:27 PM
<Snigger>
That shade's a bit Julian Clarey isn't it.

 evil: I hope you get distemper. And worms. And Rabies.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 01, 2008, 03:29:06 PM
Afternoon has brightened up.

Girl from accounts just walked past - wearing extremely tight jeans.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 01, 2008, 08:05:14 PM
God bless all here! I will now buy everyone a pint.

 eeek:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 04, 2008, 09:27:16 AM
God bless all here! I will now buy everyone a pint.

 eeek:



Good man, although at the moment the place is empty again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 09:39:42 AM
I'm here... I'll have a pint of 'Finger please...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 04, 2008, 09:52:30 AM
I'm here, busy though...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 04, 2008, 11:05:21 AM
A tad early but a pint of Magners please.. just to celebrate a Welsh win over England cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 11:10:30 AM
Do you mean you are foreign? eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 04, 2008, 11:16:10 AM
Bugger!...I have been trying to keep it secret... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2008, 11:17:22 AM
Taffy point:

All downhill from here noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 11:19:58 AM
A tad early but a pint of Magners please.. just to celebrate a Welsh win over England cloud9:
Magners!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 04, 2008, 11:20:14 AM
Was it the accent that gave me away? cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 04, 2008, 11:20:41 AM
A tad early but a pint of Magners please.. just to celebrate a Welsh win over England cloud9:
Magners!  point:
I like ice.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 11:20:52 AM
Was it the accent that gave me away? cry:
The Velcro on the gloves actually...  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 11:21:14 AM
A tad early but a pint of Magners please.. just to celebrate a Welsh win over England cloud9:
Magners!  point:
I like ice.....
Move to the North Pole then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 04, 2008, 11:34:13 AM
Bugger!...I have been trying to keep it secret... surrender:

I will buy everybody a pint except GOS who is a Johnny foreigner.  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 11:38:49 AM
Bugger!...I have been trying to keep it secret... surrender:

I will buy everybody a pint except GOS who is a Johnny foreigner.  sleep017
Good man!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 04, 2008, 02:04:21 PM
Bugger!...I have been trying to keep it secret... surrender:

I will buy everybody a pint except GOS who is a Johnny foreigner.  sleep017

Will you give him a migrants advice pack instead?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 02:07:28 PM
A tad early but a pint of Magners please.. just to celebrate a Welsh win over England cloud9:
Magners!  point:

Nothing wrong with Magners, I have the occaisional pint when I want something refreshing
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 04, 2008, 02:11:25 PM
Bugger!...I have been trying to keep it secret... surrender:

I will buy everybody a pint except GOS who is a Johnny foreigner.  sleep017

Will you give him a migrants advice pack instead?
Will it include benefits?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 04, 2008, 02:12:31 PM
Bugger!...I have been trying to keep it secret... surrender:

I will buy everybody a pint except GOS who is a Johnny foreigner.  sleep017

Will you give him a migrants advice pack instead?

Yes, but shall add an additional test question.

If you put ice in cider are you :

a/ Welsh
b/ odd
c/ strange
d/ already drunk so dont care

(delete as appropriate)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 04, 2008, 02:14:47 PM
Bugger!...I have been trying to keep it secret... surrender:

I will buy everybody a pint except GOS who is a Johnny foreigner.  sleep017

Will you give him a migrants advice pack instead?

Yes, but shall add an additional test question.

If you put ice in cider are you :

a/ Welsh
b/ odd
c/ strange
d/ already drunk so dont care

(delete as appropriate)

e/ drinking it outside on a blazing hot day and dont want it to get warm  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2008, 02:31:25 PM
Magners is Irish Cider ............... which explains a lot. ::)


















Mind you 'tis owned by Bulmers who originate from Hereford.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 04, 2008, 02:34:34 PM
Bugger!...I have been trying to keep it secret... surrender:

I will buy everybody a pint except GOS who is a Johnny foreigner.  sleep017

Will you give him a migrants advice pack instead?

Yes, but shall add an additional test question.

If you put ice in cider are you :

a/ Welsh
b/ odd
c/ strange
d/ already drunk so dont care

(delete as appropriate)

e/ drinking it outside on a blazing hot day and dont want it to get warm  8)

Mine never lasts long enough to get warm.  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 03:21:06 PM
Bugger!...I have been trying to keep it secret... surrender:

I will buy everybody a pint except GOS who is a Johnny foreigner.  sleep017

Will you give him a migrants advice pack instead?

Yes, but shall add an additional test question.

If you put ice in cider are you :

a/ Welsh
b/ odd
c/ strange
d/ already drunk so dont care

(delete as appropriate)
e/ jumping on the latest marketing bandwagon...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 04, 2008, 03:27:28 PM
As if...... ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2008, 03:28:39 PM
As if...... ;D
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 09:23:41 AM
Everybody has gone again.

Just when I fancied a good session.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 07, 2008, 09:36:47 AM
Just got in. Bloody train service.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 07, 2008, 10:17:18 AM
I'm around although stuggling to get my new scanners to send documents to a network share  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 10:31:28 AM
This morning I have a monumental headache which is caused by catarahh. Not good.

A few drinks would help.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2008, 10:39:41 AM
Are you suggesting that someone buys them? eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 10:41:20 AM
If there's no staff around I might leave an IOU.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 10:42:44 AM
A Bishop's Finger will soon put you right
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2008, 10:55:27 AM
As the Archbishop said to the choirboy.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 10:56:00 AM
Someone had to say it noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2008, 11:45:47 AM
I'm back!  ;D

I have a new dog...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 11:47:18 AM
What, you got fed up kicking the old one?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
I'm back!  ;D

I have a new dog...  evil:

Pardon?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2008, 12:06:07 PM
I'm back!  ;D

I have a new dog...  evil:

Pardon?
Stray dog... running down the middle of the road... ours...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 12:06:44 PM
How does it smell?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2008, 12:14:36 PM
How does it smell?
With its nose prolly...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 12:15:35 PM
Pic please. Will it get on with the hound? May be a girl dog. Could they mate?


Puppies cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 12:31:59 PM
I'm back!  ;D

I have a new dog...  evil:

I am packing as I type. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 12:32:38 PM
It could be a mating thing!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 12:33:58 PM
 rubschin: Weeelllllllll ........ One doesn't want to be seen as too hasty.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2008, 12:40:06 PM

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Cute...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2008, 12:41:23 PM
Time for a spot of arse sniffing I feel.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2008, 12:42:20 PM
Tell us all about it later.
















Much later noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2008, 12:46:59 PM
Time for a spot of arse sniffing I feel.
Paedo...um...dog...  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2008, 12:57:45 PM

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Cute...  whistle:

Cute? Bloody cute! That is not the sort of word  one would expect to come out of the mouth of a bloke never mind the mouth of a barman of rough pub.... CUTE!!!!! Bloody hell! noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2008, 01:03:12 PM

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Cute...  whistle:

Cute? Bloody cute! That is not the sort of word  one would expect to come out of the mouth of a bloke never mind the mouth of a barman of rough pub.... CUTE!!!!! Bloody hell! noooo:
redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 01:26:49 PM
Head is slowly getting better, more paracetamol in a minute.

Tis like a spring day outside. The park is full of birdsong and the ducks were having a gang-bang.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 07, 2008, 02:02:09 PM
In Mitcham?  I think you wil find the ducks are being gang-raped by the invading seagulls. The re-introduction of big, bastard pike to the Wandle could have excellent benefits all-round.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 07, 2008, 02:24:08 PM
The seagulls round here get mobbed the bloody parakeets!

Hopefully any pike in the Wandle should benefit from all those nice new fish being introduced after the toxic spill.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 02:18:37 PM
Not empty at the moment.

8 guests, 6 users!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2008, 02:28:08 PM
Not empty at the moment.

8 guests, 6 users!
My 'puter has been in bits!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 02:29:10 PM
Not empty at the moment.

8 guests, 6 users!
My 'puter has been in bits!  cussing:

Again???????????????? eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 08, 2008, 02:32:22 PM
The seagulls round here get mobbed the bloody parakeets!

Hopefully any pike in the Wandle should benefit from all those nice new fish being introduced after the toxic spill.

You aren't talking about the time I threw upo in it after too many Young's are you?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2008, 02:34:37 PM
Not empty at the moment.

8 guests, 6 users!
My 'puter has been in bits!  cussing:

Again???????????????? eeek:
My fault really...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 02:42:07 PM
Tsk ..... at least I have a man to take mine apart and keep it whilst making excuses that when he said a week he really meant infinity. cussing:
Meanwhile I am growing quite fond of this old laptop .... so far no major problems with it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 08, 2008, 02:44:35 PM
Meanwhile I am growing quite fond of this old laptop .... so far no major problems with it.

NICKTER SCALE ALERT NICKTER SCALE ALERT

Saying something like that is just tempting fate old boy. One blue screen of death comng right up...  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 02:49:12 PM
The seagulls round here get mobbed the bloody parakeets!

Hopefully any pike in the Wandle should benefit from all those nice new fish being introduced after the toxic spill.

You aren't talking about the time I threw upo in it after too many Young's are you?  redface:

I think the curry adds to the potency.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2008, 02:50:48 PM
The seagulls round here get mobbed the bloody parakeets!

Hopefully any pike in the Wandle should benefit from all those nice new fish being introduced after the toxic spill.

You aren't talking about the time I threw upo in it after too many Young's are you?  redface:

I think the curry adds to the potency.

Mr Crabtree recommends baiting your chosen swim the day before you fish it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 08, 2008, 02:55:57 PM
The seagulls round here get mobbed the bloody parakeets!

Hopefully any pike in the Wandle should benefit from all those nice new fish being introduced after the toxic spill.

You aren't talking about the time I threw upo in it after too many Young's are you?  redface:

'Twas a chicken phall if I recall correctly...and a potent one too..

I think the curry adds to the potency.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 08, 2008, 03:09:58 PM
That would be it then.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 09, 2008, 05:15:09 PM
Bugger! I popped in to buy everyone a pint and no one in. Shame.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: beerhead on February 09, 2008, 05:17:17 PM
All quiet as usual. Even the Tumbleweeds have silencers.
It is a bit like being in a Chekov play.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 09, 2008, 05:19:56 PM
Chekov play? Thats a bit highbrow for this place. 

He should stick to flying spaceships.  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 09, 2008, 05:28:05 PM
Me! Me!!!! I am here... a Magners please...I was waching the rugby in the snug, Anither win for Wale drumroll: I am a great bliever that one should bribe the match officials prior.. it does work lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2008, 05:53:08 PM
Clearly  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 09, 2008, 06:42:54 PM
Me! Me!!!! I am here... a Magners please...I was waching the rugby in the snug, Anither win for Wale drumroll: I am a great bliever that one should bribe the match officials prior.. it does work lol:

Oh, bloody great! I set the video for the RU, I've just got back from seeing Harlequins getting stuffed by Wigan, avoided the screens in the bar showing the RU games, drove home with no radio on to avoid hearing the result, didn't look at the home page (BBC) which no doubt would have said who won, comes on here making sure I don't go near the six nations thread... and you post in here  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 09, 2008, 06:53:26 PM
ooops!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 09, 2008, 07:48:27 PM
Ireland kicked it away when time was called. If they had kept it in the pack they MAY have had another penalty try - and the simple conversion to boot. Bad decision at the wrong time.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 08:50:26 AM
I was out celebrating Mrs. Barman’s birthday…  whistle:

You all forgot!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 10, 2008, 10:41:56 AM
Oops!!! again..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 10:49:14 AM
Oops!!! again..
Indeed GOS...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 10, 2008, 11:40:31 AM
eerr... I was very busy on very important matters  redface:

Mind you, it's a joke in my family that I send more belated birthday cards than "proper" ones
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2008, 11:43:08 AM
So what did you do with the collection we took up and passed to you to buy her something nice with?





Happy Belated Birthday LL. Next year we will remember not to rely on BM to remind us or to get things right.
The problem is that you never look a day older so it is hard to imagine that you are.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2008, 11:44:10 AM
So what did you do with the collection we took up and passed to you to buy her something nice with?





Happy Belated Birthday LL. Next year we will remember not to rely on BM to remind us or to get things right.
The problem is that you never look a day older so it is hard to imagine that you are.
Creep!  point:

I did remind you tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 13, 2008, 09:11:01 AM
Everybody's buggered off again!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2008, 09:14:35 AM
Everybody's buggered off again!
Eh? What?

I seem to have dozed off behind the piano last night.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2008, 09:16:40 AM
 sleep021  WOT?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2008, 09:23:30 AM
I've been here since the crack of sparrow...  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 13, 2008, 09:31:21 AM
Maybe so but did you get the duster out? I don't think so.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2008, 09:36:14 AM
Maybe so but did you get the duster out? I don't think so.


I don't do 'duster'...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2008, 09:37:52 AM
Maybe so but did you get the duster out? I don't think so.


I don't do 'duster'...  noooo:

A stranger to the hoover is our BM.


Must admit with the Wench away things are looking a little shabby.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2008, 09:47:20 AM
A stranger to the hoover is our BM.


Must admit with the Wench away things are looking a little shabby.

At the very least you'd think he would use hie toy helicopter to blow the dust out of the bar..  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2008, 09:48:03 AM
A stranger to the hoover is our BM.


Must admit with the Wench away things are looking a little shabby.

At the very least you'd think he would use hie toy helicopter to blow the dust out of the bar..  whistle:
The dust adds 'character'...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 13, 2008, 09:53:41 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV14PeZ0.jpg&hash=9e333fc9f627bd02441776654afae579e86863f5) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV14PeZ0)

"When you can shoot the dust mote from my shoulder, it will be time for you to leave."

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2008, 10:10:37 AM
A stranger to the hoover is our BM.


Must admit with the Wench away things are looking a little shabby.

At the very least you'd think he would use hie toy helicopter to blow the dust out of the bar..  whistle:
The dust adds 'character'...  whistle:

Well it will certainly add to Wenchy's character when she gets back and see's the mess you've left for her to clean.  point:




Perhaps we should start taking donations for the Barman memorial fund now  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2008, 10:13:22 AM
A stranger to the hoover is our BM.


Must admit with the Wench away things are looking a little shabby.

At the very least you'd think he would use hie toy helicopter to blow the dust out of the bar..  whistle:
The dust adds 'character'...  whistle:

Well it will certainly add to Wenchy's character when she gets back and see's the mess you've left for her to clean.  point:




Perhaps we should start taking donations for the Barman memorial fund now  whistle:
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2008, 10:35:24 AM
A stranger to the hoover is our BM.


Must admit with the Wench away things are looking a little shabby.

At the very least you'd think he would use hie toy helicopter to blow the dust out of the bar..  whistle:
The dust adds 'character'...  whistle:

Well it will certainly add to Wenchy's character when she gets back and see's the mess you've left for her to clean.  point:




Perhaps we should start taking donations for the Barman memorial fund now  whistle:
noooo:


Nah ~ she'll probably heave him out with the rest of the empties.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2008, 10:42:53 AM
A stranger to the hoover is our BM.


Must admit with the Wench away things are looking a little shabby.

At the very least you'd think he would use hie toy helicopter to blow the dust out of the bar..  whistle:
The dust adds 'character'...  whistle:

Well it will certainly add to Wenchy's character when she gets back and see's the mess you've left for her to clean.  point:




Perhaps we should start taking donations for the Barman memorial fund now  whistle:
noooo:


Nah ~ she'll probably heave him out with the rest of the empties.
Let the drayment take me... that'd suit me.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: admin@ourvirtualpub.com on February 13, 2008, 09:15:03 PM
Think everybody is at the local store picking up flowers and cards.  It's that big day tomorrow!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2008, 07:28:11 AM
Think everybody is at the local store picking up flowers and cards.  It's that big day tomorrow!  cloud9:
Not this lot...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 14, 2008, 08:05:15 AM
I know I am early today, but it is very empty here again.

Still at least I can log on again, we have electrickery again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2008, 08:08:03 AM
I know I am early today, but it is very empty here again.

Still at least I can log on again, we have electrickery again.
At least your barman is here to serve you...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 14, 2008, 08:10:24 AM
Wonderful stuff that electrickery, it's only when it goes off you realise how much you rely on it.

Half of mild please barman.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 14, 2008, 08:15:04 AM
Well at least with Youngs bitter you don't have to rely on pumps and chillers, just the bar-maids pulling power. ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 14, 2008, 08:21:26 AM
Well at least with Youngs bitter you don't have to rely on pumps and chillers, just the bar-maids pulling power. ;D

Very true Tel. It appears the electricity came back on sometome in the early hours - Snakey and Man Whore doubtless stayed in the pub until midnight, after all, what point was there going home? How's your office? Nice and cold?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 14, 2008, 08:27:23 AM
We have power again, don't know when it came back. Servers now powered up and everything seems ok.
Except for the slight problem of no lights in my workshop.

In too bloody early this morning. Was told that service desk person would be in at 7 - apparently they don't start till 8 now!
I am starving, may have to go to cafe.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2008, 08:38:12 AM
Wonderful stuff that electrickery, it's only when it goes off you realise how much you rely on it.

Half of mild please barman.
My pleasure...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2008, 08:40:00 AM
Some of us were up at the crack of dawn walking the dogs and swearing at moles.

Usually don't settle down in the warm office with a cuppa in front of the Personal Confuser until about now.

Glad to hear your Di-Lithium crstals are glowing again in the City of Sin.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Berek on February 14, 2008, 08:42:42 AM
Just an Orange Juice for me, I have a press conference at 11am in which I will offer my full confidence in the manager ahead of tonights match
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2008, 08:46:07 AM
Just an Orange Juice for me, I have a press conference at 11am in which I will offer my full confidence in the manager ahead of tonights match
Don't forget to state there is no truth in the rumours about your meeting with Sven.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 14, 2008, 08:50:00 AM
Well at least with Youngs bitter you don't have to rely on pumps and chillers, just the bar-maids pulling power. ;D

Very true Tel. It appears the electricity came back on sometome in the early hours - Snakey and Man Whore doubtless stayed in the pub until midnight, after all, what point was there going home? How's your office? Nice and cold?

Oh dear. They are probably in the cellar.
Will be hell to pay if Ruthless finds them.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2008, 07:26:31 PM
Just an Orange Juice for me, I have a press conference at 11am in which I will offer my full confidence in the manager ahead of tonights match

 ;D ;D ;D

Team tactics? Do you have any plans to pull anybody off at half-time?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 14, 2008, 07:30:19 PM
can't remeber that last time I was pulled orf! cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2008, 08:56:27 PM
Wonderful stuff that electrickery, it's only when it goes off you realise how much you rely on it.

Half of mild please barman.
My pleasure...

Mild... you do mild, Mort I shall help you empty this keg
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2008, 10:02:36 AM
can't remeber that last time I was pulled orf! cry:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 15, 2008, 10:12:54 AM
Oh dear.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 15, 2008, 10:13:53 AM
I do like having my head rubbed cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2008, 10:17:36 AM
I've heard of Brass Rubbing but Brass Hat Rubbing is a bit much. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2008, 08:57:38 AM
So what is the excuse today?

Barman not up and about at 09:00 GMT? Shocking!

It is a lovely sunny and frosty morning in greenest Berkshire and I have returned from my morning constitutional and chipped the ice off the dogs feet already.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 08:58:36 AM
So what is the excuse today?

Barman not up and about at 09:00 GMT? Shocking!

It is a lovely sunny and frosty morning in greenest Berkshire and I have returned from my morning constitutional and chipped the ice off the dogs feet already.

I think you'll find the barman was up-and-at-it at 6am UK time...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2008, 09:13:54 AM
So what is the excuse today?

Barman not up and about at 09:00 GMT? Shocking!

It is a lovely sunny and frosty morning in greenest Berkshire and I have returned from my morning constitutional and chipped the ice off the dogs feet already.

I think you'll find the barman was up-and-at-it at 6am UK time...  whistle:

No doubt, but I meant out of bed and doing honest toil.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 09:18:58 AM
Indeed...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 09:42:40 AM
Daughter went to France with School, leaving at 2am this morning! I have now got up and had a bath + breakfast (Porridge 'cos it's good for me sick2:) and the  censored: piano tuner has just turned up. He is doing scales at this moment. This is not turning into a good Monday  cussing:

It is also an inset day so the boys are at home and fighting.

Blood pressure may be measured on the Richter scale as the day progresses.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 09:47:55 AM
Daughter went to France with School, leaving at 2am this morning! I have now got up and had a bath + breakfast (Porridge 'cos it's good for me sick2:) and the  censored: piano tuner has just turned up. He is doing scales at this moment. This is not turning into a good Monday  cussing:

It is also an inset day so the boys are at home and fighting.

Blood pressure may be measured on the Richter scale as the day progresses.
Poor you...

We are in the middle of a Coptic gale here - hatches battoned down, etc.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 10:03:14 AM
Daughter went to France with School, leaving at 2am this morning! I have now got up and had a bath + breakfast (Porridge 'cos it's good for me sick2:) and the  censored: piano tuner has just turned up. He is doing scales at this moment. This is not turning into a good Monday  cussing:

It is also an inset day so the boys are at home and fighting.

Blood pressure may be measured on the Richter scale as the day progresses.
Poor you...

We are in the middle of a Coptic gale here - hatches battoned down, etc.  scared2:

Is that a particular wind like the Sirocco or Le Mistral or simply the result of a dodgy Kebab?
BTW .... How goes the local elections out there? (See I do keep a paw on the pulse of your life)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 10:15:31 AM
Daughter went to France with School, leaving at 2am this morning! I have now got up and had a bath + breakfast (Porridge 'cos it's good for me sick2:) and the  censored: piano tuner has just turned up. He is doing scales at this moment. This is not turning into a good Monday  cussing:

It is also an inset day so the boys are at home and fighting.

Blood pressure may be measured on the Richter scale as the day progresses.
Poor you...

We are in the middle of a Coptic gale here - hatches battoned down, etc.  scared2:

Is that a particular wind like the Sirocco or Le Mistral or simply the result of a dodgy Kebab?
BTW .... How goes the local elections out there? (See I do keep a paw on the pulse of your life)
Thanks for keeping tabs on me...

here http://www.paragliding-cyprus.com/coptic_chart.htm

The elections were at the weekend - The president came third so he is out and it goes to another vote next Sunday...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 18, 2008, 10:28:58 AM
Daughter went to France with School, leaving at 2am this morning! I have now got up and had a bath + breakfast (Porridge 'cos it's good for me sick2:) and the  censored: piano tuner has just turned up. He is doing scales at this moment. This is not turning into a good Monday  cussing:

It is also an inset day so the boys are at home and fighting.

Blood pressure may be measured on the Richter scale as the day progresses.
Poor you...

We are in the middle of a Coptic gale here - hatches battoned down, etc.  scared2:

Is that a particular wind like the Sirocco or Le Mistral or simply the result of a dodgy Kebab?
BTW .... How goes the local elections out there? (See I do keep a paw on the pulse of your life)
Thanks for keeping tabs on me...

here http://www.paragliding-cyprus.com/coptic_chart.htm

The elections were at the weekend - The president came third so he is out and it goes to another vote next Sunday...

Checked out the link ...... 'sall Greek to me mate  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2008, 11:36:23 AM
Daughter went to France with School, leaving at 2am this morning! I have now got up and had a bath + breakfast (Porridge 'cos it's good for me sick2:) and the  censored: piano tuner has just turned up. He is doing scales at this moment. This is not turning into a good Monday  cussing:

It is also an inset day so the boys are at home and fighting.

Blood pressure may be measured on the Richter scale as the day progresses.
Poor you...

We are in the middle of a Coptic gale here - hatches battoned down, etc.  scared2:

Is that a particular wind like the Sirocco or Le Mistral or simply the result of a dodgy Kebab?
BTW .... How goes the local elections out there? (See I do keep a paw on the pulse of your life)
Thanks for keeping tabs on me...

here http://www.paragliding-cyprus.com/coptic_chart.htm

The elections were at the weekend - The president came third so he is out and it goes to another vote next Sunday...

Checked out the link ...... 'sall Greek to me mate  whistle:
Accurate tho... bloody windy today...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 01:36:41 PM
lot of people crowding about outside lately I notice.  rubschin:

Come inside! Mind you dont trip over the dog or he'll have your leg off.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
TMR is telling everybody stories about his 'breakfast'...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 01:40:36 PM
They will want pics is my guess.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 01:44:55 PM
They will want pics is my guess.  eeek:
Didn't he send you the pics?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 01:46:13 PM
They bugger off when you start talking about them as well.  scared2:

Cooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Dont be shy!
















Sod it. Who needs em.  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 01:46:46 PM
They will want pics is my guess.  eeek:
Didn't he send you the pics?  rubschin:

Nope. You?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 01:47:51 PM
They will want pics is my guess.  eeek:
Didn't he send you the pics?  rubschin:

Nope. You?
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 01:49:16 PM
They will want pics is my guess.  eeek:
Didn't he send you the pics?  rubschin:

Nope. You?
whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 01:50:02 PM
All gone now. Anti-social bastids!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 01:50:20 PM
They will want pics is my guess.  eeek:
Didn't he send you the pics?  rubschin:

Nope. You?
whistle:

 evil:
point:

 rubschin: Perhaps it was your Mrs.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 01:50:41 PM
Wenchy is here...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 01:51:43 PM
For now!

This seems as good a place as any to ask.

Has anyone ever had any homeopathic treatment?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 01:54:30 PM
For now!

This seems as good a place as any to ask.

Has anyone ever had any homeopathic treatment?

Nope. Dodgy stuff. Says so on Casualty.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 01:56:34 PM
They will want pics is my guess.  eeek:
Didn't he send you the pics?  rubschin:

Nope. You?
whistle:

 evil:
point:

 rubschin: Perhaps it was your Mrs.  rubschin:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2008, 01:59:57 PM
TMR is telling everybody stories about his 'breakfast'...  eyes:

Just had lunch  eyes:


(two pints of Guinness before your smut minds go into overdrive)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 02:01:03 PM
For now!

This seems as good a place as any to ask.

Has anyone ever had any homeopathic treatment?
Shite
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 20, 2008, 02:02:17 PM
For now!

This seems as good a place as any to ask.

Has anyone ever had any homeopathic treatment?

What for?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 02:03:12 PM
For now!

This seems as good a place as any to ask.

Has anyone ever had any homeopathic treatment?

What for?
About the only thing it is good for is thirst...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
Just in general really. I am so fed up of being ill and "normal" medical science doesn't seem to be helping so I thought I would try an alternative.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 20, 2008, 02:07:31 PM
Just in general really. I am so fed up of being ill and "normal" medical science doesn't seem to be helping so I thought I would try an alternative.

Loads of fruit and veg, excercise and no alcohol.

Wouldn't recommend it though.

Although it's what I'm supposed to do. Not keen on fruit and veg, like alcohol but do go to the gym.
Something must be working as the cardiologist has just halved my statin intake! smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 02:08:00 PM
Just in general really. I am so fed up of being ill and "normal" medical science doesn't seem to be helping so I thought I would try an alternative.
Well, homeopathy is scientifically proven not to work so the only effect is the placebo…  noooo:

I’m sure we could find a treatment that would make you feel better…  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 02:10:00 PM
Just in general really. I am so fed up of being ill and "normal" medical science doesn't seem to be helping so I thought I would try an alternative.
Well, homeopathy is scientifically proven not to work so the only effect is the placebo…  noooo:

I’m sure we could find a treatment that would make you feel better…  eyes:

Yes we could. This thread will now dive into the gutter at warp speed.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 20, 2008, 02:11:23 PM
Are we talking strictly homeopathy or other alternative treatments included?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 02:11:40 PM
Just in general really. I am so fed up of being ill and "normal" medical science doesn't seem to be helping so I thought I would try an alternative.
Well, homeopathy is scientifically proven not to work so the only effect is the placebo…  noooo:

I’m sure we could find a treatment that would make you feel better…  eyes:

Yes we could. This thread will now dive into the gutter at warp speed.....
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 02:15:36 PM
Right Ms W.

Drink 0.5 litres of sheeps urine, stick 28 needles into your forehead and rub a dock leaf on it. You'll be fine in the morning. That'll be £500 please.

TG : Alternative therapist.  happy088

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 02:15:53 PM
Are we talking strictly homeopathy or other alternative treatments included?

At the moment I would pretty much try anything that wasn't gutter orientated.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 02:20:44 PM
Are we talking strictly homeopathy or other alternative treatments included?

At the moment I would pretty much try anything that wasn't gutter orientated.
Um...

[serious] Well, don’t try homeopathy as that is definitely shite – see also raki I know that is shite. Mrs Barman had good results from acupuncture tho and I thought that was shite. [/serious]

I hope you can appreciate how difficult it was for me to post that without resorting to the gutter?  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 02:24:58 PM
I find modern medicine is fine. lets face it if you book a GP's appointment these days then by the time it arrives you will be either dead or cured. Result either way really.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 02:25:04 PM
I do indeed and appreciate it greatly. So was it you that tried the homeopathy and reiki then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 02:26:02 PM
I find modern medicine is fine. lets face it if you book a GP's appointment these days then by the time it arrives you will be either dead or cured. Result either way really.



I agree normally it is for me too. It's just this whole rundown, no immune system, knackered thing is beginning to get to me. I never used to get ill and the last few years I get everything going and worse than everyone else, it's pathetic.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2008, 02:27:13 PM
My sister does Reiki. She's a charlatan! It's nonsense
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2008, 02:28:33 PM
I find modern medicine is fine. lets face it if you book a GP's appointment these days then by the time it arrives you will be either dead or cured. Result either way really.



I agree normally it is for me too. It's just this whole rundown, no immune system, knackered thing is beginning to get to me. I never used to get ill and the last few years I get everything going and worse than everyone else, it's pathetic.







 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 02:30:22 PM
My sister does Reiki. She's a charlatan! It's nonsense

That reiki stuff does look like bollocks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 20, 2008, 02:30:51 PM
The official line is -

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/articles/article.aspx?articleId=1839
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2008, 02:30:58 PM
I do indeed and appreciate it greatly. So was it you that tried the homeopathy and reiki then?
As I said, homeopathy is scientifically proven in blind tests to be shite – the solutions that they use are just sooooo weak that they can’t possibly work. I’m sure there can be a placebo effect but now I’ve told you that it can’t work you prolly won’t get that either.

Same with Raki – waving your arms about simply can’t work… Raki ‘masters’ are able to cure you over the telephone for fucks sake! I’ll PM you some more…  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 02:32:09 PM
The official line is -

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/articles/article.aspx?articleId=1839

Yep, I do all that. And I am still hit with every virus/illness going.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2008, 02:32:56 PM
For now!

This seems as good a place as any to ask.

Has anyone ever had any homeopathic treatment?


Yes ..... Why?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 20, 2008, 02:33:18 PM
I find modern medicine is fine. lets face it if you book a GP's appointment these days then by the time it arrives you will be either dead or cured. Result either way really.



I agree normally it is for me too. It's just this whole rundown, no immune system, knackered thing is beginning to get to me. I never used to get ill and the last few years I get everything going and worse than everyone else, it's pathetic.

My sister uses echinacea.

I have used ginseng in the past.

Speaking of the past, have you ever had glandular fever?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on February 20, 2008, 02:35:12 PM
My sister does Reiki. She's a charlatan! It's nonsense

That reiki stuff does look like bollocks.

I'd never heard of that so just Googled it.

What some people beleive in this modern age amazes me.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 02:36:20 PM
For now!

This seems as good a place as any to ask.

Has anyone ever had any homeopathic treatment?


Yes ..... Why?

I want to know if you had any success with it.

Never had glandular fever.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2008, 02:52:42 PM
St John's Wort is fab though!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 02:56:23 PM
St John's Wort is fab though!

See alternative does sometimes work!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2008, 03:03:02 PM
Yup
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2008, 03:03:29 PM
St John's Wort is fab though!

See alternative does sometimes work!

Of course it does ~ sometimes ..... You have mail on the subject.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2008, 03:04:52 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2008, 03:05:43 PM
Wenchy .... now I must go 'cos I have a car full to take to the tip.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2008, 03:06:36 PM
Wenchy .... now I must go 'cos I have a car full to take to the tip.

I do, I shall reply in the fullness of time.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2008, 08:56:38 PM
[serious] I am quite convinced by Acupuncture. Seen it work on animals as well as people. Lame horses aren't cured because they read about it in the Guardian.[/serious]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2008, 07:03:42 AM
[serious] I am quite convinced by Acupuncture. Seen it work on animals as well as people. Lame horses aren't cured because they read about it in the Guardian.[/serious]
Agreed...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 21, 2008, 08:44:43 AM
BUT THE NEEDLES!  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 09:49:02 AM
I had acupuncutre years ago. The needlemeister once warned me that after one particular treatment I was likely to be awake and giggley for three days. And I was rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2008, 09:56:58 AM
Surely thats a normal state for you when you survive a cataclysNick event  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2008, 10:25:27 AM
One homeopathic remedy that I know works is Rhus Tox. Available from Holland & Barratt, among others, it is excellent for joint pains, arthritis etc.
A vet recommended it for an Afghan Hound I used to own and it relieved his arthritis immeasurably. No way the dog could have read the label or known what we were giving him. My late mother was so impressed by the improvement in the dog that she used it for her own arthritis (all silly comments accepted at this point so save yourselves the trouble) and pronounced it excellent.
There is certainly something to be gained from some "natural remedies" ..... after all Aspirin was originally found in Willow Bark.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 10:27:54 AM
And penicillin is mould. Not all pharmaceuticals are made in test tubes. I met a goat once who got headaches and cured them by eating willow!! eeek:

Long story! And I have just applied Arnica to my black eye
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2008, 10:29:24 AM
One homeopathic remedy that I know works is Rhus Tox. Available from Holland & Barratt, among others, it is excellent for joint pains, arthritis etc.
A vet recommended it for an Afghan Hound I used to own and it relieved his arthritis immeasurably. No way the dog could have read the label or known what we were giving him. My late mother was so impressed by the improvement in the dog that she used it for her own arthritis (all silly comments accepted at this point so save yourselves the trouble) and pronounced it excellent.
There is certainly something to be gained from some "natural remedies" ..... after all Aspirin was originally found in Willow Bark.
I will also endorse that remedy, although I have never used it on a dog or a parent.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 10:32:51 AM
Do turkeys have time to get arthritis then? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2008, 10:32:57 AM
I have just applied Arnica to my black eye


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV2d0rMr.jpg&hash=28fc47fad8794231b84d060423d238f1fab78a29) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV2d0rMr)

 eyes: eyes: eyes:

Was it black before?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 10:35:18 AM
Before what? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2008, 10:37:31 AM
 doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 10:38:15 AM
The Boy, who is going through a difficult patch, was not keen on doing his piano practice last night evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 21, 2008, 10:46:55 AM
He punched you? eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 10:49:54 AM
In the eye actually. These things happen angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 21, 2008, 10:50:17 AM
In the eye actually. These things happen angry041:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 10:51:19 AM
He was very sorry later!!

So was I actually. And I still am! evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2008, 10:52:48 AM
Why are you sorry? Did you punch him back?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 10:54:02 AM
Of course not. I am sorry that I have a black eye!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2008, 11:04:15 AM
Ah ........... Confess my eldest boy once raised a fist to me (he was about 16) and I laid him out.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 11:05:09 AM
In his teens I might. But he had too much beating when he was a baby.............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2008, 11:12:07 AM
Of course ..... and I was only joking .... I think I know you better.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2008, 11:12:52 AM
Ta.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 21, 2008, 02:47:06 PM
It's all gone very quiet.

No posts for half an hour.

Too pissed?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 21, 2008, 02:59:20 PM
Pissed off more likely. I know I am.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2008, 03:27:04 PM
Afternoon nap.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2008, 03:32:42 PM
It's all gone very quiet.

No posts for half an hour.

Too pissed?
I've been walking the dog... no, not a yo-yo trick...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 21, 2008, 03:44:07 PM
It's all gone very quiet.

No posts for half an hour.

Too pissed?
I've been walking the dog... no, not a yo-yo trick...  ::)

Dancing?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2008, 03:51:21 PM
It's all gone very quiet.

No posts for half an hour.

Too pissed?
I've been walking the dog... no, not a yo-yo trick...  ::)

Dancing?
doh:

No, just walking the dog...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 21, 2008, 03:55:01 PM
Well -

Baby back
Dressed in black
Silver buttons all down her back
High hose, tippy toes
She broke the needle and she can sew

Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon

I asked her mother for fifteen cents
I see you ever jumped the fence
I jumped so high, touched the skies
Didn't get back 'til a quarter to five

Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon c'mon now

Tell me Mary, what's your twelve
How does your garden grow
What with silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row

Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon

Baby, back
Dressed in black
Silver buttons all down her back
High hose, tippy toes
She broke the needle and she can sew

Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon

Yeah just a walking
Uh just a walking
Uh just a walking
Now, if you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 21, 2008, 03:55:50 PM
Or -

http://walking.about.com/od/dogwalking/a/dogwalking.htm
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2008, 03:57:00 PM
Or -

http://walking.about.com/od/dogwalking/a/dogwalking.htm
YES!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2008, 05:05:57 PM
Is he still stuck under the piano?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2008, 05:41:52 AM
Is he still stuck under the piano?
Who?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 26, 2008, 10:28:31 AM
Has everyone got writer's block or something, it's very quiet!

I am just going to nip up to the Post Office to get the tax for the car and SORN the motorcycle. I am dreading it, as I will be the youngest person in there by about 40 years...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 10:31:40 AM
Has everyone got writer's block or something, it's very quiet!

I am just going to nip up to the Post Office to get the tax for the car and SORN the motorcycle. I am dreading it, as I will be the youngest person in there by about 40 years...
Why SORN it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 10:32:12 AM
SORN the bike .... no more wind in the hair, no more gliding the open road, no more FUN? Tsk tunble:
Yer getting old mate ..... perhaps the PO will be full of people closer to your own age than you think.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 10:33:31 AM
Has everyone got writer's block or something, it's very quiet!

I am just going to nip up to the Post Office to get the tax for the car and SORN the motorcycle. I am dreading it, as I will be the youngest person in there by about 40 years...
Why SORN it?

Don't tell him I said so but I suspect Mrs TMR (to be) has said something cutting about boys toys and time to act your age etc.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 10:36:37 AM
SORN the bike .... no more wind in the hair, no more gliding the open road, no more FUN? Tsk tunble:
Yer getting old mate ..... perhaps the PO will be full of people closer to your own age than you think.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 10:37:48 AM
Has everyone got writer's block or something, it's very quiet!

I am just going to nip up to the Post Office to get the tax for the car and SORN the motorcycle. I am dreading it, as I will be the youngest person in there by about 40 years...
Why SORN it?

Don't tell him I said so but I suspect Mrs TMR (to be) has said something cutting about boys toys and time to act your age etc.
I thought Mrs. TMR (to be) had a bike too?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 10:39:27 AM
Can it be that a carry cot will not fit a motorcycle ....... or am I just starting a rumour?

Are we, in fact, going to be a Grandpub?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 10:41:05 AM
Can it be that a carry cot will not fit a motorcycle ....... or am I just starting a rumour?

Are we, in fact, going to be a Grandpub?
Ah... that'll be it!

Congratulations TMR!  happ096

We won't have to have 'baby changing' in the bogs now will we?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 10:44:05 AM
Can it be that a carry cot will not fit a motorcycle ....... or am I just starting a rumour?

Are we, in fact, going to be a Grandpub?
Ah... that'll be it!

Congratulations TMR!  happ096

We won't have to have 'baby changing' in the bogs now will we?  noooo:

If you want the benefit of seeing her get 'em out to feed the beast then the least you can do is allow it to be changed on the bar. After all who would notice any extra shite in here anyway?


But we may be getting ahead of ourselves. TMR has gone very quiet however.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 10:50:09 AM
Can it be that a carry cot will not fit a motorcycle ....... or am I just starting a rumour?

Are we, in fact, going to be a Grandpub?
Ah... that'll be it!

Congratulations TMR!  happ096

We won't have to have 'baby changing' in the bogs now will we?  noooo:

If you want the benefit of seeing her get 'em out to feed the beast then the least you can do is allow it to be changed on the bar. After all who would notice any extra shite in here anyway?


But we may be getting ahead of ourselves. TMR has gone very quiet however.
rubschin: We should see them before we decide...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 26, 2008, 11:15:58 AM
Has everyone got writer's block or something, it's very quiet!

I am just going to nip up to the Post Office to get the tax for the car and SORN the motorcycle. I am dreading it, as I will be the youngest person in there by about 40 years...
Why SORN it?

Don't tell him I said so but I suspect Mrs TMR (to be) has said something cutting about boys toys and time to act your age etc.

Au contraire. Mrs TMR (to be) also has a GSXR750 and is somewhat annoyed that I am SORNing mine, as she intends to rides hers in the not too distant future. I shall be riding various Classic motorcycles, owned by a friend up the road.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 11:20:11 AM
 sad24: So we are not going to be a Grandpub afterall. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 26, 2008, 11:28:40 AM
sad24: So we are not going to be a Grandpub afterall. sad24:

Think you will have to turn to Wenchy or Miss Piggy for that.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 11:30:47 AM
 rubschin:  do you think they would be ....... er................. receptive?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 26, 2008, 11:35:35 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 11:38:55 AM
::)


Sorry, the eyes aren't what they were ............. does that say No?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 26, 2008, 11:43:04 AM
I would also like to scotch any rumous of Mrs TMR (to be) being with child. There's only one person that gets to suck on those fun bags  eyes:

The Post Office was full of the usual assortment of horrors, from the masses of blue-rinsed wrinklies with hair piled high (don't get jealous Barman) to the old-time rocker with his quiff magnificently held in place by half a tub of Brylcreem (don't jet jealous Barman), the hordes of single mothers with prams sending rudimentary tat that they have sold on eBay, Mbunko Ungrunto trying to make a fruadulent claim of some sort, the pissed young Irish fella (masses of curly black hair - don't get jealous Barman - and a T-Shirt sporting a leprechaun) who probably thought he was in O'Neills, the middle eastern woman sending a £500 postal order to Iran (!) and the young boy that served me and held his pen the way chimps hold paintbrushes their toes.

You never have the napalm when you need it, do you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 11:45:55 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2008, 11:48:44 AM
When Mrs Nick and I were first destined to be wed I was told I need a licence. Being inexperienced I queued up at the local Post Office (Arndale, Wandsworth) for about half an hour. When I got to the counter and asked the woman shrieked "Marriage Licence? Not here." So I bought some stamps instead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 11:49:40 AM
When Mrs Nick and I were first destined to be wed I was told I need a licence. Being inexperienced I queued up at the local Post Office (Arndale, Wandsworth) for about half an hour. When I got to the counter and asked the woman shrieked "Marriage Licence? Not here." So I bought some stamps instead
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 26, 2008, 11:51:34 AM
They could at least have given you a dog licence instead.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 11:52:08 AM
I would also like to scotch any rumous of Mrs TMR (to be) being with child. There's only one person that gets to suck on those fun bags  eyes:

The Post Office was full of the usual assortment of horrors, from the masses of blue-rinsed wrinklies with hair piled high (don't get jealous Barman) to the old-time rocker with his quiff magnificently held in place by half a tub of Brylcreem (don't jet jealous Barman), the hordes of single mothers with prams sending rudimentary tat that they have sold on eBay, Mbunko Ungrunto trying to make a fruadulent claim of some sort, the pissed young Irish fella (masses of curly black hair - don't get jealous Barman - and a T-Shirt sporting a leprechaun) who probably thought he was in O'Neills, the middle eastern woman sending a £500 postal order to Iran (!) and the young boy that served me and held his pen the way chimps hold paintbrushes their toes.

You never have the napalm when you need it, do you.

I hadn't realised that you had come up here to our village Post Office  eeek:
I take it the old b@st@rd who insists on conducting all his business in Welsh wasn't there this morning. God I hate that man .... he speaks perfectly good English and in fact is English but has lived here for yonks and gone more native than the natives (who are mostly Scousers who moved out to the country anyway)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 11:52:38 AM
They could at least have given you a dog licence instead.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2008, 11:52:51 AM
When Mrs Nick and I were first destined to be wed I was told I need a licence. Being inexperienced I queued up at the local Post Office (Arndale, Wandsworth) for about half an hour. When I got to the counter and asked the woman shrieked "Marriage Licence? Not here." So I bought some stamps instead
point:

How was I to know?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 12:01:58 PM
When Mrs Nick and I were first destined to be wed I was told I need a licence. Being inexperienced I queued up at the local Post Office (Arndale, Wandsworth) for about half an hour. When I got to the counter and asked the woman shrieked "Marriage Licence? Not here." So I bought some stamps instead
point:

How was I to know?
You should have done the sensible thing and asked Mrs. Nick (to be) to sort it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2008, 12:02:57 PM
My experience at the Register Office later was even more surreal. Long story!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 12:04:16 PM
My experience at the Register Office later was even more surreal. Long story!!
Do tell!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2008, 12:06:54 PM
When I have half a day to spare eeek:. Do people still wear spats?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2008, 12:14:38 PM
When I have half a day to spare eeek:. Do people still wear spats?
Of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2008, 12:18:09 PM
When I have half a day to spare eeek:. Do people still wear spats?
Of course...  whistle:

Have you not seen Darwin scrubbed up?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2008, 11:14:24 PM
When I have half a day to spare eeek:. Do people still wear spats?
Of course...  whistle:
Have you not seen Darwin scrubbed up?
Spats are very smart in my opinion.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 01, 2008, 09:45:17 AM
Place is dying on its arse again. 1500 less posts last month than the month before. Are we finally running out of things to talk about or what?  noooo:

We must post more shite.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2008, 09:56:32 AM
Place is dying on its arse again. 1500 less posts last month than the month before. Are we finally running out of things to talk about or what?  noooo:

We must post more shite.  happy088
We shouldn't have any problems with that...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2008, 06:33:38 AM
Open up Barman, it's bloody nippy stood out here waiting
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2008, 08:15:34 AM
Open up Barman, it's bloody nippy stood out here waiting
I had a lie-in...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2008, 08:39:11 AM
Didn't win the lottery Barman, so the bike will have to wait.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2008, 08:40:12 AM
Didn't win the lottery Barman, so the bike will have to wait.  sad24:
Bugger... I made a space for it in the garage and everything...  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2008, 08:42:40 AM
Didn't win the lottery Barman, so the bike will have to wait.  sad24:

More to the point, have you booked an appointment with the Doctor yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2008, 08:49:16 AM
Didn't win the lottery Barman, so the bike will have to wait.  sad24:

More to the point, have you booked an appointment with the Doctor yet?

Phone constantly engaged...what a surprise.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2008, 08:51:35 AM
Didn't win the lottery Barman, so the bike will have to wait.  sad24:

More to the point, have you booked an appointment with the Doctor yet?

Phone constantly engaged...what a surprise.
Don't they have those drop-in places now? NHS direct or whatever?  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 08:52:03 AM
Not round here. Only in the capital. What's wrong with him?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2008, 08:52:58 AM
Not round here. Only in the capital. What's wrong with him?
Diabetes
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 08:53:41 AM
Ahhhhhh.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2008, 08:54:23 AM
Not round here. Only in the capital. What's wrong with him?
Diabetes

We suspect.

Why not read the threads before wading into the shite?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 03, 2008, 11:13:14 AM
Hope he likes frogs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7270714.stm
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 11:29:03 AM
Not round here. Only in the capital. What's wrong with him?
Diabetes

We suspect.

Why not read the threads before wading into the shite?

I thought I had, I couldn't find it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 03, 2008, 11:46:17 AM
Took me a while, but got there in the end.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2008, 12:53:52 PM
Hope he likes frogs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7270714.stm

I do like frogs, but there can't be much meat on a 4cm one. Presume I will have to ingest loads to get the benefit?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 03, 2008, 01:05:20 PM
Wenchy can prepare them as bar snacks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 01:26:01 PM
Wenchy can prepare them as bar snacks.

Crunchy frogs?

 "We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 01:26:51 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 03, 2008, 01:36:05 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of dipping - sweet chilli sauce maybe?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2008, 01:37:06 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of dipping - sweet chilli sauce maybe?
They sound like M & S crunchy frogs...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 03, 2008, 02:01:47 PM
Black pudding is luvverly with sweet chilli sauce. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2008, 02:07:45 PM
Black pudding is luvverly with sweet chilli sauce. cloud9:

 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

Another thing to put on my foods of wrongness list -  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:10:18 PM
How about this instead Miss D:

http://www.bigpockets.co.uk/product.php?product_id=24335 (http://www.bigpockets.co.uk/product.php?product_id=24335)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 03, 2008, 02:10:26 PM
Black pudding is luvverly with sweet chilli sauce. cloud9:

 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

Another thing to put on my foods of wrongness list -  noooo:

Have you tried it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2008, 02:14:10 PM
Have you tried it?

Don't be mad man -- why would I wanty to do that when I already know I won't like it  noooo:

GM - as for the choclate covered poisonous insects brigade - they need to get out of their cosy risk assessed offices. If you are going to eat a deadly insect then don't cover it in chocolate first.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:17:03 PM
To be honest Miss D they arent actually that bad kind of a nutty taste, although I doubt I could bring myself to eat another one.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2008, 02:20:19 PM
To be honest Miss D they arent actually that bad kind of a nutty taste, although I doubt I could bring myself to eat another one.  redface:

why would you want to when you there are giant chocolate buttons you can eat ?????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:21:59 PM
Someone bet me £150 that I wouldnt eat it and I'd had a couple of pints beforehand.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 03, 2008, 02:32:16 PM
Have you tried it?

Don't be mad man -- why would I wanty to do that when I already know I won't like it  noooo:


I had a girl-friend who was like that.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2008, 02:34:59 PM
Might not be a good time to say what I have eaten on certain rugby tours, then... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2008, 02:37:35 PM
Someone bet me £150 that I wouldnt eat it and I'd had a couple of pints beforehand.  redface:

A couple of pint sof what though ?????

So what wouldn't you do for a bet then GM - do you have a limit?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:45:56 PM
Oh I do have my limit Miss D, its just in that case the guy who bet me was being an obnoxious arsehole and really getting on my nerves for most of the night. He hadnt realised that I'd eaten some strange things in my travels when I was younger.

This however I've had sober (even took it into work with me) and would heartily recommend it

http://www.bigpockets.co.uk/product.php?lang=&submenu=&menu=&product_id=24361&session=1316ee8377c2891bf4e66ebf5e481fe8 (http://www.bigpockets.co.uk/product.php?lang=&submenu=&menu=&product_id=24361&session=1316ee8377c2891bf4e66ebf5e481fe8)

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2008, 02:48:35 PM
Sorry GM

Coffee is on the list too - Yukky stuff (under the category of liquids of wrongness).

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 02:52:26 PM
Most instant coffees I'd agree with you. But a Kona Hawaiian, Civet or Blue Mountain perfectly roasted, well brewed coffee is pure bliss  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2008, 03:06:37 PM
Most instant coffees I'd agree with you. But a Kona Hawaiian, Civet or Blue Mountain perfectly roasted, well brewed coffee is pure bliss  cloud9:

but you eat scorpions so what do you know  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 03:09:54 PM
Dont knock it till you've tried it Miss D.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2008, 03:14:52 PM
Dont knock it till you've tried it Miss D.  point:

But what fun is that  sad24:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 03:16:46 PM
The fun is in trying new things that you wouldnt normally consider.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on March 03, 2008, 03:25:14 PM
I've always found new things to be terribly over rated.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2008, 03:26:09 PM
I've always found new things to be terribly over rated.
;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2008, 03:27:43 PM
The fun is in trying new things that you wouldnt normally consider.

But if you wouldn't normally consider them you must have your reasons for this. For example I wouldn't consider skydiving, bungee jumping or hang gliding.

Why because I would be terrified. I know I wouldn't like it. I know I will not change my mind.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2008, 03:28:11 PM
I've always found new things to be terribly over rated.
;D

Some can even bring tears to your eyes. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2008, 03:28:45 PM
I've always found new things to be terribly over rated.

I'm guessing that means I couldnt tempt you with a chocolate covered scorpion then Wenchy..  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 04, 2008, 09:22:06 AM
It's all gone quiet again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 04, 2008, 09:24:55 AM
Quiet this morning. Too damned quiet.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 09:27:08 AM
Well I have spent the past hour trying to work out why my lap-top has died. Switched it on first thing.... all lights showed up as usual and then all went out. Fvcker is as dead as a dodo bird. Battery cover is hot and smelling of hot plastic so I imagine it has "burnt out" ..... looks like a new one then. BUGGER!
Now on an even more ancient machine "borrowed back" from child.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 04, 2008, 09:29:31 AM
You're soon be communicating by telegram at this rate.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 09:35:01 AM
Fvcking carrier pigeon I should think. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 04, 2008, 10:00:29 AM
Flags always work well on a clear day  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 10:05:05 AM
Snoopy Express?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 04, 2008, 10:07:23 AM
Smoke signals from the overheated laptop.  smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2008, 10:09:54 AM
[serious]My old laptop did something similar. I just removed the battery and it worked fine on the mains adaptor alone.[/serious]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 10:13:23 AM
As stupid as it sounds Snoop remove the battery, put it in a freezer bag or wrap it in cling film and leave it in th freezer for a few hours. I thought our IT department was kidding about it until I saw them hijack the spare freezer from the canteen one day.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 11:13:12 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 11:34:21 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
By then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 11:41:02 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
By then...  whistle:

Ordered this morning with loads of upgrades of memory etc thrown in.
It will do all I require.

HP Pavilion A6021.uk, Intel D 925 Dual Core processor (2 x 3Ghz)
1GB DDR2 Ram, 160GB hard disk drive, LightScribe DVD Writer
Intel GMA 950 224MB Graphics (32MB dedicated) 5.1 Audio sound
10/100 LAN, 15 in 1 memory card reader, 4 x USB and 1 x PCIe ports
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 04, 2008, 11:42:21 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
By then...  whistle:

Ordered this morning with loads of upgrades of memory etc thrown in.
It will do all I require.

HP Pavilion A6021.uk, Intel D 925 Dual Core processor (2 x 3Ghz)
1GB DDR2 Ram, 160GB hard disk drive, LightScribe DVD Writer
Intel GMA 950 224MB Graphics (32MB dedicated) 5.1 Audio sound
10/100 LAN, 15 in 1 memory card reader, 4 x USB and 1 x PCIe ports

Vesta? Vista?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 11:44:17 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
By then...  whistle:

Ordered this morning with loads of upgrades of memory etc thrown in.
It will do all I require.

HP Pavilion A6021.uk, Intel D 925 Dual Core processor (2 x 3Ghz)
1GB DDR2 Ram, 160GB hard disk drive, LightScribe DVD Writer
Intel GMA 950 224MB Graphics (32MB dedicated) 5.1 Audio sound
10/100 LAN, 15 in 1 memory card reader, 4 x USB and 1 x PCIe ports

Vesta? Vista?
Fi$ta for sure...  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 11:45:37 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
By then...  whistle:

Ordered this morning with loads of upgrades of memory etc thrown in.
It will do all I require.

HP Pavilion A6021.uk, Intel D 925 Dual Core processor (2 x 3Ghz)
1GB DDR2 Ram, 160GB hard disk drive, LightScribe DVD Writer
Intel GMA 950 224MB Graphics (32MB dedicated) 5.1 Audio sound
10/100 LAN, 15 in 1 memory card reader, 4 x USB and 1 x PCIe ports

Vesta? Vista?

Unfortunately .... the only draw back I can see, can't find anything with XP ... BUT I can unistall Vista and install Linux or XP from disks I have here. May even put both in whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 11:47:05 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
By then...  whistle:

Ordered this morning with loads of upgrades of memory etc thrown in.
It will do all I require.

HP Pavilion A6021.uk, Intel D 925 Dual Core processor (2 x 3Ghz)
1GB DDR2 Ram, 160GB hard disk drive, LightScribe DVD Writer
Intel GMA 950 224MB Graphics (32MB dedicated) 5.1 Audio sound
10/100 LAN, 15 in 1 memory card reader, 4 x USB and 1 x PCIe ports

Vesta? Vista?

Unfortunately .... the only draw back I can see, can't find anything with XP ... BUT I can unistall Vista and install Linux or XP from disks I have here. May even put both in whistle:
You'll loathe Vi$ta before the week is out... go to HP's web site and start downloading the XP drivers for it now...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:49:16 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
By then...  whistle:

Ordered this morning with loads of upgrades of memory etc thrown in.
It will do all I require.

HP Pavilion A6021.uk, Intel D 925 Dual Core processor (2 x 3Ghz)
1GB DDR2 Ram, 160GB hard disk drive, LightScribe DVD Writer
Intel GMA 950 224MB Graphics (32MB dedicated) 5.1 Audio sound
10/100 LAN, 15 in 1 memory card reader, 4 x USB and 1 x PCIe ports

Vesta? Vista?

Unfortunately .... the only draw back I can see, can't find anything with XP ... BUT I can unistall Vista and install Linux or XP from disks I have here. May even put both in whistle:
You'll loathe Vi$ta before the week is out... go to HP's web site and start downloading the XP drivers for it now...  whistle:

On a lot of new boxes there are only Vista drivers available! Been through this problem already with a laptop here which somebody tried to rebuild - check first.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 04, 2008, 11:51:13 AM
Dont listen to 'em Snoops. If its pre-installed you will prolly be OK.


Prolly...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 11:51:57 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
By then...  whistle:

Ordered this morning with loads of upgrades of memory etc thrown in.
It will do all I require.

HP Pavilion A6021.uk, Intel D 925 Dual Core processor (2 x 3Ghz)
1GB DDR2 Ram, 160GB hard disk drive, LightScribe DVD Writer
Intel GMA 950 224MB Graphics (32MB dedicated) 5.1 Audio sound
10/100 LAN, 15 in 1 memory card reader, 4 x USB and 1 x PCIe ports

Vesta? Vista?

Unfortunately .... the only draw back I can see, can't find anything with XP ... BUT I can unistall Vista and install Linux or XP from disks I have here. May even put both in whistle:
You'll loathe Vi$ta before the week is out... go to HP's web site and start downloading the XP drivers for it now...  whistle:

On a lot of new boxes there are only Vista drivers available! Been through this problem already with a laptop here which somebody tried to rebuild - check first.
Eeeeek!  scared2: You're right... (http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/softwareCategory?lc=en&cc=us&dlc=en&product=3443300&lang=en&)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 11:52:47 AM
Dont listen to 'em Snoops. If its pre-installed you will prolly be OK.


Prolly...
Of course...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 11:53:51 AM
 :lalalala

You will not spoil my day .... this is my first new PC in 5 years and I am going to enjoy it and listen to NO-ONE because everyone will say "You should add" or "You need to put in" etc .... Bollox! ..... If it word processes, lets me shop on line and allows me access to here I want for nothing else. I do NOT play games, download videos or music and have no desire to. It is all the fvcking bells and whistles that everyone has told me I MUST have that have bolloxed the other machines.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 04, 2008, 11:54:23 AM
Thanks for the battery tips ..... I'll give it a go ....meanwhile my new monster PC arrives tomorrow.
By then...  whistle:

Ordered this morning with loads of upgrades of memory etc thrown in.
It will do all I require.

HP Pavilion A6021.uk, Intel D 925 Dual Core processor (2 x 3Ghz)
1GB DDR2 Ram, 160GB hard disk drive, LightScribe DVD Writer
Intel GMA 950 224MB Graphics (32MB dedicated) 5.1 Audio sound
10/100 LAN, 15 in 1 memory card reader, 4 x USB and 1 x PCIe ports

Vesta? Vista?

Unfortunately .... the only draw back I can see, can't find anything with XP ... BUT I can unistall Vista and install Linux or XP from disks I have here. May even put both in whistle:
You'll loathe Vi$ta before the week is out... go to HP's web site and start downloading the XP drivers for it now...  whistle:

On a lot of new boxes there are only Vista drivers available! Been through this problem already with a laptop here which somebody tried to rebuild - check first.
Eeeeek!  scared2: You're right... (http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/softwareCategory?lc=en&cc=us&dlc=en&product=3443300&lang=en&)

Unfortunately, yes. It's getting really dirty out there.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 04, 2008, 12:35:15 PM
:lalalala

You will not spoil my day .... this is my first new PC in 5 years and I am going to enjoy it and listen to NO-ONE because everyone will say "You should add" or "You need to put in" etc .... Bollox! ..... If it word processes, lets me shop on line and allows me access to here I want for nothing else. I do NOT play games, download videos or music and have no desire to. It is all the fvcking bells and whistles that everyone has told me I MUST have that have bolloxed the other machines.

You tell 'em Snoopy.

I bought a laptop with Vista last year. Works perfectly bar printing through the XP wireless network. I could download the necessary software for the XP machine that has the printer connected but I'll probably be replacing that soon.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 12:39:30 PM
Funny you should say that but the new printer, purchased with the treasurer's permission, a couple of weeks ago came out of its box yesterday and had two installation discs. One for XP and one for Vista .... so I'll have no problems with that little installation then.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 04, 2008, 02:18:25 PM
Busy today. Lots of guests in and out. One was performing an an 'unknown action' earlier.  rubschin:

I wish some one would put that feckin' dog on a lead!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jimlawrence.net%2FSnoopyLifeParty.jpg&hash=a8babb49ff4522587d8ba0841c4cb19736eb6403)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 02:55:39 PM
Busy today. Lots of guests in and out. One was performing an an 'unknown action' earlier.  rubschin:

I wish some one would put that feckin' dog on a lead!  cussing:
Bloody hell, too busy, too quiet - I can't win...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 04, 2008, 03:12:18 PM
Youngs had a price rice yesterday.

Ordinary up 5p a pint cry:

Lager up 15p a pint (now £3-40)  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 04, 2008, 03:24:39 PM
£3.40!

Christ.  noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 04, 2008, 03:27:00 PM
£3.40!

Christ.  noooo:



That's for Carling. No idea what they are charging for Stella or Guinness.

Ordinary is £2-62.

And we've still got the Budget to get through!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 04, 2008, 03:29:57 PM
£3.40 for pint of effing CARLING!

Sweet baby jesus.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 04:48:35 PM
Tsk, tsk...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 04, 2008, 04:49:27 PM
Youngs are not known for cheapness. Does keep a lot of the scum out though.

Probably a £1 to £1-50 cheaper at The Festering Moon (Wetherspoons) up the road.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2008, 05:08:18 PM
And may I say it is tasting most fine this evening :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 05:14:08 PM
Youngs are not known for cheapness. Does keep a lot of the scum out though.

Probably a £1 to £1-50 cheaper at The Festering Moon (Wetherspoons) up the road.
Ah, the source of all evil according the the numpty on the radio this morning...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2008, 05:23:27 PM
And generally inhabited by bald old men who smell of piss...ring any bells, Barman :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 05:31:42 PM
And generally inhabited by bald old men who smell of piss...ring any bells, Barman :-)
Snoopy could do with a bath...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2008, 05:39:21 PM
An elegant hound such as a Beagle is unassailable. A bald git who rides a single cylinder, however, is worthy of relentless and vociferous abuse.

Ya big, bald Jessie!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 05:41:28 PM
An elegant hound such as a Beagle is unassailable. A bald git who rides a single cylinder, however, is worthy of relentless and vociferous abuse.

Ya big, bald Jessie!
Bring it on...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2008, 05:47:55 PM
I refuse to enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed person...

:-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2008, 06:12:11 PM
By the lack of reponse, I assume you are having an age related "power nap" (aka the Horlicks has done the job...)

:-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 06:21:08 PM
I refuse to enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed person...

:-)
Oh gosh, that's a new one!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 06:21:46 PM
By the lack of reponse, I assume you are having an age related "power nap" (aka the Horlicks has done the job...)

:-)
I was eating my supper... now I'm going to watch Trainspotting...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 04, 2008, 06:24:29 PM
Tsk, tsk...  rubschin:

Well, i ask you. Carling is pisswater and up here I wouldnt expect to pay more than 2 quid for it even if I were that way inclined. I know Tel & co are down sarf but even so....

I'm no booze snob but it's robbery, still if your daft enough to drink Carling then i suppose your daft enough to pay for it.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2008, 06:29:31 PM
Oooohh! Somebody's tired...

Good film that, a friend of mine is in it - one of the porter blokes that takes Renton into the hospital after he falls through the floor.

Renton was played by Ewan McGregor - also known for riding big limp bikes. I think I spot a trend here...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 06:31:40 PM
Oooohh! Somebody's tired...

Good film that, a friend of mine is in it - one of the porter blokes that takes Renton into the hospital after he falls through the floor.

Renton was played by Ewan McGregor - also known for riding big limp bikes. I think I spot a trend here...
Renton falls through the floor!  eeek:

You've bloody ruined the plot for me now...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 06:33:01 PM
An elegant hound such as a Beagle is unassailable. A bald git who rides a single cylinder, however, is worthy of relentless and vociferous abuse.

Ya big, bald Jessie!
At least my bike is on the road!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2008, 06:48:00 PM
Good point. Well presented.

BUT - with the large redundancy is will get within a year, dealers are falling over their feet to give me test rides on all sorts of kit. I shall make the most of their profit hunger for now...

(Can't believe you haven't seen Trainspotting - that was out when I had a 386 processor!)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 06:56:49 PM
Good point. Well presented.

BUT - with the large redundancy is will get within a year, dealers are falling over their feet to give me test rides on all sorts of kit. I shall make the most of their profit hunger for now...

(Can't believe you haven't seen Trainspotting - that was out when I had a 386 processor!)
Of course I've seen it...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2008, 08:00:25 PM
Good point. Well presented.

BUT - with the large redundancy is will get within a year, dealers are falling over their feet to give me test rides on all sorts of kit. I shall make the most of their profit hunger for now...

(Can't believe you haven't seen Trainspotting - that was out when I had a 386 processor!)

Was that a twin then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2008, 08:05:13 PM
(Can't believe you haven't seen Trainspotting - that was out when I had a 386 processor!)

GEEK ALERT!!! GEEK ALERT!!! GEEK ALERT!!! GEEK ALERT!!!

Been a while since I've seen someone measure time by the computer hardware they had then.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 08:32:00 PM
(Can't believe you haven't seen Trainspotting - that was out when I had a 386 processor!)

GEEK ALERT!!! GEEK ALERT!!! GEEK ALERT!!! GEEK ALERT!!!

Been a while since I've seen someone measure time by the computer hardware they had then.  whistle:
Geeek---Geeek!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 04, 2008, 08:33:25 PM
Don't know you have been bloody born you youngsters, I remember when I had a 48k Spectrum, top of the bloody range too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2008, 08:34:31 PM
Don't know you have been bloody born you youngsters, I remember when I had a 48k Spectrum, top of the bloody range too.
I had a slate...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 04, 2008, 09:42:31 PM
Barman, can I have a slate too?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on March 04, 2008, 09:46:52 PM
 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2008, 10:46:16 PM
Barman, can I have a slate too?  whistle:
happy001 point: happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:52:49 AM
Barman, can I have a slate too?  whistle:
No! There will be no more talk of a slate!  Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 08:57:13 AM
I remember with affection my first Amstrad word processor. It, together with a daisy wheel printer, is still somewhere in the back of the garage.  rubschin: I wonder if the Antiques Road Show would be interested?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
rubschin: I wonder if the Antigues Road Show would be interested?

Hugh Scully gets his pension book today, I dated him older than that
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 09:45:28 AM
Have a Karma Point for that one ...... I thought he was older than God.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 10:38:46 AM
Good point. Well presented.

BUT - with the large redundancy is will get within a year, dealers are falling over their feet to give me test rides on all sorts of kit. I shall make the most of their profit hunger for now...

(Can't believe you haven't seen Trainspotting - that was out when I had a 386 processor!)
Of course I've seen it...  ::)
Awesome movie and great DTS soundtrack... I am partially deaf now…  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2008, 10:42:01 AM
Don't know you have been bloody born you youngsters, I remember when I had a 48k Spectrum, top of the bloody range too.

Chuckie Egg, Manic Miner, Lords of Midnight, Ghostbusters and Elite. God that takes me back  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 10:54:55 AM
Don't know you have been bloody born you youngsters, I remember when I had a 48k Spectrum, top of the bloody range too.

Chuckie Egg, Manic Miner, Lords of Midnight, Ghostbusters and Elite. God that takes me back  cloud9:

If you have a Wii you may be able to re-live past glories.

http://www.engadget.com/2008/02/21/c64-games-coming-to-wiis-virtual-console/
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 10:58:36 AM
I just had a Wii ..... fifth this morning .... I think it's the pills.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2008, 10:59:27 AM
I've got emulators for my PC, just never got around to configuring it so that when I try playing something it isnt going like it has a rocket up its arse.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 11:15:22 AM
I just had a Wii ..... fifth this morning .... I think it's the pills.

Ooh. A Wii joke.  noooo:

New PC arrived yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 12:11:16 PM
 evil:  NO!   evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 12:13:55 PM
evil:  NO!   evil:
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 12:19:42 PM
It is coming from the West Midlands ~ Prolly going through customs as we speak.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 02:31:53 PM
It has arrived ..... I may be some time  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 05, 2008, 02:34:18 PM
Tomorrow I'd imagine.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 06:38:30 PM
Still offline...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 07:04:49 PM
Bloody Vista. We tried to tell him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:14:51 PM
Bloody Vista. We tried to tell him.  noooo:
He wouldn't listen...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:17:00 PM
Oh but Oh bloody YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It works cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:17:40 PM
Oh but Oh bloody YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It works cloud9:
::)
Still using the portable then? We tried to tell you...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:21:08 PM
No No .... this is the real deal matey. My Vista powered HP thingy is up and running, printer connected, internet connected and the Off Topic is the very first in my "Favourites"  cloud9:


The working class can kiss my arse ..... I've got me new PC going at last. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 05, 2008, 07:21:53 PM
Told you it would be fine.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 07:23:50 PM
No problemo ~ even a Beagle can do it. Who needs geeks anyway?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 07:25:35 PM
No No .... this is the real deal matey. My Vista powered HP thingy is up and running, printer connected, internet connected and the Off Topic is the very first in my "Favourites"  cloud9:


The working class can kiss my arse ..... I've got me new PC going at last. whistle:
Of course...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 05, 2008, 08:07:29 PM
No No .... this is the real deal matey. My Vista powered HP thingy is up and running,

Alright, who wants to start the 'Vista killed Snoops new PC' sweepstake...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 08:09:50 PM
Oh you doubters. Honest it is working well (So far!!!)
Bugger to install the printer and getting the email up and runnng took time but, touch wood, all is working. I have sent and received emails, found my way here several times and swtched off and on again .... all without any major problems. No smoke coming out of it either.
The only worry is that it is so quiet that I can hear the wall clock ticking ..... and that is a very new experience.
Even with a Disk in I can't hear it running and have to keep checking that installation disks are in and going round.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 08:10:40 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 08:15:40 PM
I know ...... give it time and I'll be cursing it but so far so good.  ;D



Well I think I'll do a bt of surfing now.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2008, 08:16:41 PM
I know ...... give it time and I'll be cursing it but so far so good.  ;D



Well I think I'll do a bt of surfing now.
Good for you!  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 09:13:17 PM
Well that seemed to work OK ..... I've annoyed a few people I 'spect.

Now tell me all about this SKYPE thingy that I now seem to have. What do I need to do?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2008, 09:19:11 PM
 rubschin: Seem to be talking to myself .......... time for some more pills then.

CU all in the morning.

I've got a brand new working copy of Vista  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2008, 09:21:05 PM
Well that seemed to work OK ..... I've annoyed a few people I 'spect.

Now tell me all about this SKYPE thingy that I now seem to have. What do I need to do?
Antibiotics should sort it out for you
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 05, 2008, 10:12:59 PM
Don't worry, uncle Bill Gates is watching every letter you type and will send through updates - whether you like it or not - and it will eventually run like a crippled snail and adding any non-Microsoft approved software will fail haplesessly.

If you choose Google at any stage, you are a dead Beagle.

Sleep tight!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 05:43:17 AM
rubschin: Seem to be talking to myself .......... time for some more pills then.

CU all in the morning.

I've got a brand new working copy of Vista  whistle:
happ096

To be honest I quite liked it at first… cloud9:

It found all my peripherals including old printers and scanners and loaded appropriate drivers for them – finding them on the Interweb where necessary.  8)

The thing is though is it very security conscious and it annoyingly asks you ‘if you are sure?’ when you want to make simple changes to the system setup that it has chosen for you.  Also, being an administrator is not enough for some tasks – you have to switch off ‘file protection’ or whatever and then it continually warns you that ‘file protection’ is switched off…  cussing:

But the thing that finished it for me was the networking – I could connect my PC to a shared drive that we backup and keep all our data on but when I restarted the PC the next morning it decided that it wasn’t safe to share the drive with somebody else and so disconnected it… every day.  Banghead

Then the updates started…  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 08:45:15 AM
As I was reading your deathless prose the screen went black and a message said xxxxxx has stopped and restarted and then the screen came back on  eeek:
I have to put xxxxxx because the message was not up long enough for me to read and make sense of what ever had stopped and restarted.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 09:00:40 AM
I begin to see what you mean ............. 47 updates have just happened all marked IMPORTANT  rubschin:

It also got very grumpy when I uninstalled the "Free 60 day trial" of Norton anti virus and installed AVG instead.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 06, 2008, 09:04:02 AM
I begin to see what you mean ............. 47 updates have just happened all marked IMPORTANT  rubschin:

Thats just a catch up cos its just out the box. Be not afraid.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 09:06:37 AM
 scared2:  but it did that last night too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on March 06, 2008, 09:13:12 AM
scared2:  but it did that last night too.

It will settle down. All will be calm.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2008, 09:20:45 AM
Snoopy is doomed. noooo:

Say "Bye-bye everyone, bye-bye"  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
As I was reading your deathless prose the screen went black and a message said xxxxxx has stopped and restarted and then the screen came back on  eeek:
I have to put xxxxxx because the message was not up long enough for me to read and make sense of what ever had stopped and restarted.
xxxxxx  eeek:
 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2008, 10:12:24 AM
Snoopy is doomed. noooo:

Say "Bye-bye everyone, bye-bye"  cry:
bye-bye Snoopy...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2008, 12:22:17 PM
Still going strong. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 12, 2008, 02:18:44 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 12, 2008, 02:32:17 PM
Sorry ~ we were listening to the play of Radio Four ~ Nick made us whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2008, 02:38:58 PM
And I was walking the dog... not Snoopy...  whistle:

Anyway, we've been here all day you cheeky sod!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 12, 2008, 02:39:52 PM
I had to go shopping.  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2008, 02:40:14 PM
I had to go shopping.  angry041:
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2008, 02:48:21 PM
Sorry ~ we were listening to the play of Radio Four ~ Nick made us whistle:

Me too. Just writing out me essay on it now.

Didn't particulary put me in a good mood like he said it would, but at least the sun is shining.
BIG 'ill beckons? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2008, 03:09:08 PM
Sorry ~ we were listening to the play of Radio Four ~ Nick made us whistle:

Me too. Just writing out me essay on it now.

Didn't particulary put me in a good mood like he said it would, but at least the sun is shining.
BIG 'ill beckons? rubschin:
I've just got a beer open and the BBQ lit...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2008, 03:14:40 PM
Sorry ~ we were listening to the play of Radio Four ~ Nick made us whistle:

Me too. Just writing out me essay on it now.

Didn't particulary put me in a good mood like he said it would, but at least the sun is shining.
BIG 'ill beckons? rubschin:
I've just got a beer open and the BBQ lit...  cloud9:

The only sane reason for lighting a bbq here, would be to keep the garden warm. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 12, 2008, 03:19:00 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2008, 04:55:27 PM
'twas lovely...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 12, 2008, 05:00:36 PM
Corn Beef Hash here tonight _ Wi' a coupla fried eggs on top  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2008, 05:01:54 PM
Corn Beef Hash here tonight _ Wi' a coupla fried eggs on top  cloud9:
Are you allowed?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 12, 2008, 05:03:23 PM
Nope!  But if you don't tell 'em I'm certainly not going to  whistle:












Actually if it's the diabetes that worries you I can eat most things so long as I maintain a balance.
If it's the heart then there's nowt that will make any difference now.
If it's the weight ~ I am 8lbs lighter than I was 6 months ago ..... Doc is very pleased.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2008, 06:00:08 AM
Nope!  But if you don't tell 'em I'm certainly not going to  whistle:

Actually if it's the diabetes that worries you I can eat most things so long as I maintain a balance.
If it's the heart then there's nowt that will make any difference now.
If it's the weight ~ I am 8lbs lighter than I was 6 months ago ..... Doc is very pleased.
How was it?

I BBQ'd Cumberland saussages...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 13, 2008, 07:54:38 AM
What do Cypriot sausages taste like?

Why don't we get them over here?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2008, 07:57:59 AM
What do Cypriot sausages taste like?

Why don't we get them over here?
Cypriot ‘sausages’ are shite...  sick2:

I suspect that is why they are not exported...  noooo:

They do these wonderful ‘Kubas’ tho which are like little sausages with a breadcrumb coating… Yumster!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 13, 2008, 09:58:23 AM
Nope!  But if you don't tell 'em I'm certainly not going to  whistle:

Actually if it's the diabetes that worries you I can eat most things so long as I maintain a balance.
If it's the heart then there's nowt that will make any difference now.
If it's the weight ~ I am 8lbs lighter than I was 6 months ago ..... Doc is very pleased.
How was it?

I BBQ'd Cumberland saussages...  cloud9:

It was fine thanks. I trust the "Cumberlands" slid down well?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2008, 10:10:47 AM
Mrs TMR and I had pigs liver...nice and rare. With fried eggs, tomatoes and mushrooms. We are now driving to her brother's, in Bracknell to meet some relatives from Oz. What fun
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
Nope!  But if you don't tell 'em I'm certainly not going to  whistle:

Actually if it's the diabetes that worries you I can eat most things so long as I maintain a balance.
If it's the heart then there's nowt that will make any difference now.
If it's the weight ~ I am 8lbs lighter than I was 6 months ago ..... Doc is very pleased.
How was it?

I BBQ'd Cumberland saussages...  cloud9:

It was fine thanks. I trust the "Cumberlands" slid down well?
Lovley!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 14, 2008, 09:22:27 AM
Mods & admin a bit scarce innit?  rubschin:

We could trash the place!  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2008, 09:24:48 AM
After you.

Nick-o-Rays being sent eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 14, 2008, 09:25:52 AM
After you.

Nick-o-Rays being sent eveilgrin:

Hang about. Another pint of Lucozade and I'll be ready for action.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 14, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
Talking of Lucozade can you still get it in those big bottles wrapped in gold plastic?

You remember, when it was Lucozade flavoured rather than urine flavoured?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2008, 09:30:51 AM
I was always given that when I had the vomit as a kid. It was horrid.

They have now "re-positioned" into the sports market, as opposed to the "vomit"market noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2008, 10:59:08 AM
I was always given that when I had the vomit as a kid. It was horrid.

They have now "re-positioned" into the sports market, as opposed to the "vomit"market noooo:

Its breakthrough in the 'vomit' market was a fizzy drink that tasted the same travelling down or up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2008, 11:02:48 AM
Quite























 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2008, 12:44:04 PM
We couldn't afford Lucozade...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2008, 12:55:52 PM
 happy100


































LUCKY YOU!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2008, 12:56:59 PM
We had some powdered stuff... was it Glucodin or something? noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on April 14, 2008, 01:02:17 PM
I quite like lucozade.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2008, 01:06:09 PM
Not struck on the original stuff but I quite like Lucozade Sport.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2008, 02:01:13 PM
We had some powdered stuff... was it Glucodin or something? noooo:

Cocaine?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2008, 02:27:01 PM
We had some powdered stuff... was it Glucodin or something? noooo:

Cocaine?
I didn't like it that much...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on April 14, 2008, 02:29:09 PM
Not struck on the original stuff but I quite like Lucozade Sport.  whistle:

The orangey one?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 15, 2008, 12:34:50 PM
Quiet today

tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2008, 12:41:07 PM
Quiet today

tunble:
I've been busy...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 15, 2008, 12:45:06 PM
I've been bored.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 01:05:52 PM
I've been to Manchester
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2008, 01:21:36 PM
First day back after four days off sick. 253 e-mails! Eight of them were worth looking at
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 01:25:24 PM
And the rest were related to work no doubt eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2008, 01:27:27 PM
And the rest were related to work no doubt eyes:

Were you watching?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2008, 01:29:23 PM
This arvo I’ve mostly been sunbathing…   redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 01:32:26 PM
Bastardo!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 15, 2008, 01:33:18 PM
My ES7000 box is back up and running. And I am now trying to expunge all images of Barman sunbathing from my mind.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 01:34:17 PM
I imagine he wore a hat.Otherwise we will be able to see him on Google Earth eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2008, 02:01:47 PM
I imagine he wore a hat.Otherwise we will be able to see him on Google Earth eveilgrin:
I'm Somewhat surprised that the mention of a hat took so long…  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2008, 02:08:55 PM
My ES7000 box is back up and running. And I am now trying to expunge all images of Barman sunbathing from my mind.

Thats easy enough, just imagine you've been blinded by the light reflecting off his head. Problem solved.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 05:03:14 PM
We've been out celebrating Mrs Snoopy's Birthday ~ her choice of course ~ we went shopping Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
Did you buy anything nice?


























 point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 05:05:21 PM
Nope ~ Food shopping!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 15, 2008, 06:19:23 PM
Well, as long as Mrs Snoopy is happy.   happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2008, 06:28:21 PM
Blissfully  cloud9:

First time she has managed to get me into a supermarket in two years. She said I looked a little shakey when we got back to the car ..... I felt bloody awful so checked the blood sugar levels and discovered that her "We'll only be a little while" had taken over two hours and that was so far past a meal time that I was on the edge of a Hypo.
Two glucose tablets and a fizzy drink later I felt able to drive again so we went to a local park and had a picnic to restore me to "normal" ..... Bloody diabetes cussing: I still can't manage it properly after two and a half years.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on April 16, 2008, 08:04:25 AM
In your defense, supermarkets do seem to suck time, I never have any clue how long I've been in one for. So it is no wonder your timing was a bit off.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 08:06:43 AM
In your defense, being in a supermarket with a woman does seem to suck time, I never have any clue how long I've been in one for. So it is no wonder your timing was a bit off.

There!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 09:31:13 AM
I shall take the word of an expert shopper and having done so return to shopping via Asda or Tesco ONLINE.
Life is too short for supermarket shopping!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 09:32:03 AM
Quote
Life is too short for shopping!

Corrected
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 09:32:38 AM
Quote
Life is too short

Corrected
Corrected...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 09:33:03 AM
Feeling unwell are we?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 16, 2008, 09:46:11 AM
I feel very well today, it's amazing what not drinking copious Young's of an evening can do. All this good work will be undone tonight, however, when I shall probably drink a gallon or two whilst watching the big match.

Still, it's pretty cheap in the club - £2.50 for a pretty decent pint of Guinness.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 09:46:53 AM
I sense a theme developing in TMR's life noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 09:57:18 AM
Feeling unwell are we?
No, I feel Greeeeeeeeaaaaaaat!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2008, 10:01:35 AM
Feeling unwell are we?
No, I feel Greeeeeeeeaaaaaaat!  happy088

Easy tiger


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 10:04:40 AM
Feeling unwell are we?
No, I feel Greeeeeeeeaaaaaaat!  happy088

Easy tiger


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;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 10:05:44 AM
Remember this?

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 10:13:20 AM
And this?

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 10:13:50 AM
Oh yes, and those stupid tiger tails that folks had sticking out of their filler caps.

We had one redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 10:15:44 AM
Halcyon days  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 10:16:53 AM
See also;Double Diamond

and Brew XI (for the men of the Midlands) sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2008, 10:20:31 AM
I think we should stop there. This could get to be a very morbid thread, very quickly. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 10:22:42 AM
Let's all have some chocolate then!

(Not Wenchy though)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 10:24:16 AM
I worked in a pub in camberly that had Brew XI...  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 10:25:55 AM
You must be so old! noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 10:27:04 AM
You must be so old! noooo:
I think I was under-age to work in a pub...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 10:29:24 AM
Blue, blue, blue, blue - Esso blue!  ;D

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 10:37:31 AM
My Dad's first car

Name of "Arthur"



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He had to fit his own heater!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 10:55:29 AM
My Dad's first car

Name of "Arthur"



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He had to fit his own heater!

My dad had one of those!

We used to paint it every year with a mixture of bright green emulsion and cellulose varnish!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 10:57:01 AM
Ours was sky blue. I don't recall painting it.

He had orange ears though!

XNN 962 was his number sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 10:59:07 AM
Ours was sky blue. I don't recall painting it.

He had orange ears though!

XNN 962 was his number sad24:
XCG 369

If it rained heavily the water bounced off the front wing and in through the grilles on the side of the bonnet = dead engine.

I seem to remember we had trafficators and had to bang on the ‘B’ pillar to make them come out…
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 11:03:59 AM
Ours was therefore a more advance model point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 11:07:17 AM
Ours was therefore a more advance model point:
We were poor...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2008, 11:08:35 AM
Remember this?

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Yes, it always amused me as the tiger has adopted the posture of a cat taking a dump in the back of the car.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 11:09:12 AM
I defer to your greater experience
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2008, 11:10:57 AM
Remember this?

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Yes, it always amused me as the tiger has adopted the posture of a cat taking a dump in the back of the car.  ;D
;D
He has that satisfied look on his face too!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 11:12:16 AM
A look that you so rarely see eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2008, 07:29:01 PM
Blue, blue, blue, blue - Esso blue!  ;D

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These were taken at the Motoring Memories Museum in Somerset last year


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 17, 2008, 09:53:43 AM
My boys were fascinated with that place last October when we were on holiday in Dorset. We are back there again this year and they want to see the museum again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 18, 2008, 10:47:43 AM
Only me in at md-day on a Friday. Oh and some dog wandered in.  smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 10:48:40 AM
Harumph! evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 18, 2008, 11:03:14 AM
Afternoon, all.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 11:05:24 AM
Arternoon ~ Chavin?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 18, 2008, 11:10:04 AM
Arternoon ~ Chavin?

Today I have mostly been firing paper clips into ceiling tiles.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 11:13:32 AM
Oh dear!  tunble:




Never mind ~ it is the weekend ~ you can resurect the "Hawaaaay Its Friday" thread if you want ..... nobody else has yet. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 11:22:48 AM
I've been shopping...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 11:25:09 AM
I've been shopping...  evil:


Lucky you (he said in a voice laden with sarcasm)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 11:26:06 AM
I've been shopping...  evil:


Lucky you (he said in a voice laden with sarcasm)
I know...

Had a beer in the village square tho...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 18, 2008, 12:28:14 PM
I am currently supping Guinness whilst Mrs TMR (to be) does all the Sudukos in the Daily Mail. I will have another and then return to work where I intend to invent a contraption that can fire a Bic biro 100 yards accurately enough to puncture the skull of the chief accountant. I will need many, many elastic bands for this.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 02:46:15 PM
I've been shopping...  evil:

What did "you" get?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 02:48:10 PM
I've been shopping...  evil:

What did "you" get?
We bought about ten million tonnes of meat at the butchers, went to the village shop, the post box, etc.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 02:50:00 PM
That isn't shopping! That is getting stuff and doing chores.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2008, 02:50:45 PM
That isn't shopping! That is getting stuff and doing chores.  ::)
Trust me, it is shopping... and we've been cleanign this arvo too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2008, 07:43:28 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 19, 2008, 07:55:03 AM
I've been shopping...  evil:

What did "you" get?
We bought about ten million tonnes of meat at the butchers

Expecting putrid Prescott 'round then are we? sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2008, 07:59:04 AM
I've been shopping...  evil:

What did "you" get?
We bought about ten million tonnes of meat at the butchers

Expecting putrid Prescott 'round then are we? sick2:
You would think so…

99% of it ended up in the freezer… why?  shrugs:

The butcher is five minutes down the road and open seven days a week – why we need six months supply of meat in the freezer I simply cannot fathom.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 19, 2008, 08:03:00 AM
I've been shopping...  evil:

What did "you" get?
We bought about ten million tonnes of meat at the butchers

Expecting putrid Prescott 'round then are we? sick2:
You would think so…

99% of it ended up in the freezer… why?  shrugs:

The butcher is five minutes down the road and open seven days a week – why we need six months supply of meat in the freezer I simply cannot fathom.  noooo:

He'll 'wulf' it down in ten minutes for you. sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2008, 09:57:46 AM
BTW how much is meat now?  rubschin:

I think it is cheap here – we paid €6.95 per kilo for a leg of lamb and none of the beef, steaks, etc. was more than €10 per kilo…
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 19, 2008, 10:10:51 AM
The large chicken that i used to buy for the Sunday roast was a mere £3 this time last year. £7 for the same buxom berd now. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2008, 10:43:32 AM
Chicken and pork are very cheap here...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 19, 2008, 11:20:19 AM
Chicken and pork are very cheap here...

We're down to 'Smart Price' fish fingers for a Sunday roast here now. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2008, 11:21:48 AM
Chicken and pork are very cheap here...

We're down to 'Smart Price' fish fingers for a Sunday roast here now. ::)
We're on BBQ'd peppered steaks today and a nice leg-o-lamb roasted tomorrow...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 19, 2008, 11:26:22 AM
Chicken and pork are very cheap here...

We're down to 'Smart Price' fish fingers for a Sunday roast here now. ::)
We're on BBQ'd peppered steaks today and a nice leg-o-lamb roasted tomorrow...  cloud9:

Really?  ::)

Asda Smart Price beans on toast for my lunch today....with marmite on the toast. cloud9:

We're having a bbq tonight. Nowt on it mind, just firing it up to get the bloody house warm.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 19, 2008, 11:28:47 AM
Chicken and pork are very cheap here...

We're down to 'Smart Price' fish fingers for a Sunday roast here now. ::)
We're on BBQ'd peppered steaks today and a nice leg-o-lamb roasted tomorrow...  cloud9:

Really?  ::)

Asda Smart Price beans on toast for my lunch today....with marmite on the toast. cloud9:

We're having a bbq tonight. Nowt on it mind, just firing it up to get the bloody house warm.

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2008, 11:30:49 AM
Chicken and pork are very cheap here...

We're down to 'Smart Price' fish fingers for a Sunday roast here now. ::)
We're on BBQ'd peppered steaks today and a nice leg-o-lamb roasted tomorrow...  cloud9:

Really?  ::)

Asda Smart Price beans on toast for my lunch today....with marmite on the toast. cloud9:

We're having a bbq tonight. Nowt on it mind, just firing it up to get the bloody house warm.
;D
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2008, 12:00:54 PM
Chicken and pork are very cheap here...

We're down to 'Smart Price' fish fingers for a Sunday roast here now. ::)
We're on BBQ'd peppered steaks today and a nice leg-o-lamb roasted tomorrow...  cloud9:

Really?  ::)

Asda Smart Price beans on toast for my lunch today....with marmite on the toast. cloud9:

We're having a bbq tonight. Nowt on it mind, just firing it up to get the bloody house warm.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 19, 2008, 04:21:11 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2008, 05:05:51 PM
tunble:
Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2008, 10:37:22 AM
Having read about the weather and the price of food in Cyprus I can only suggest that you stay there  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2008, 10:49:42 AM
Having read about the weather and the price of food in Cyprus I can only suggest that you stay there  evil:
Just about to get in the pool Snoops...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2008, 10:51:03 AM
 cussing:


And I've got a bloody cold AGAIN!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 20, 2008, 11:34:35 AM
Having read about the weather and the price of food in Cyprus I can only suggest that you stay there  evil:
Just about to get in the pool Snoops...

We'd be goin' piggin' ice skating IF we had one. cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2008, 11:46:25 AM
cussing:


And I've got a bloody cold AGAIN!  Banghead
You need a bit of sunshine...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2008, 11:49:57 AM
Let's all move to Cyprus.We could charter an aeroplane!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 20, 2008, 11:52:50 AM
cussing:


And I've got a bloody cold AGAIN!  Banghead
You need a bit of sunshine...  whistle:

**** OFF! thatsit:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2008, 12:43:22 PM
Let's all move to Cyprus.We could charter an aeroplane!
Agreed... I'll make up the spare room...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2008, 12:44:45 PM
What could possibly etc .................?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2008, 01:14:35 PM
What could possibly etc .................?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 21, 2008, 06:28:20 AM
 tunble:

Sorry to wake you Barman, not a post since 1849hr's! Pour us a quick half while I go and empty the tank. It's p***ing down outside
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2008, 12:34:41 PM
tunble:

Sorry to wake you Barman, not a post since 1849hr's! Pour us a quick half while I go and empty the tank. It's p***ing down outside
I was in first thing and clearing up 'n stuff but I've been out at work all day...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 01, 2008, 09:01:54 AM
Only me in!  cloud9:

I'm sure your all out voting.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2008, 09:03:24 AM
I was at the doctor's and then went to vote. Back now though.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 01, 2008, 09:04:33 AM
I was at the doctor's and then went to vote. Back now though.

Good man.

I feel left out not being able to vote and give Gordo a slap.  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2008, 09:05:45 AM
I slapped him twice. Once on the County Council ballot and once on the Community Council. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on May 01, 2008, 12:36:50 PM
I shall be slapping later too!  cloud9:

I may possibly have convinced Mr Wench out of his stick in the mud labour vote by rote.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2008, 12:41:28 PM
Easy solution there Wenchy, would Mr Wench have taken part in the teachers strike if it didnt affect hs pupils grades. If he would have then point out that voting for someone else would be just as valid a protest as bunking off from school.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on May 01, 2008, 12:45:18 PM
That is exactly what I did!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2008, 12:48:40 PM
Failing that there is always blackmail. Tell him if he votes Labour you'll dig out every embarrassing photo of him you can find and pass them on to his pupils  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on May 01, 2008, 12:57:13 PM
I am getting emails from Boris!

Wonder if TMR voted before leaving?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on May 01, 2008, 12:58:07 PM
I shall be slapping later too!  cloud9:

I think you should keep that private!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2008, 01:03:40 PM
Only me in!  cloud9:

I'm sure your all out voting.  rubschin:
I've been at work...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2008, 01:05:07 PM
Only me in!  cloud9:

I'm sure your all out voting.  rubschin:
I've been at work...  noooo:

Just looked out of the window, blue skies and no sign of the four horsemen. Are you sure you've been working?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2008, 01:07:02 PM
Only me in!  cloud9:

I'm sure your all out voting.  rubschin:
I've been at work...  noooo:

Just looked out of the window, blue skies and no sign of the four horsemen. Are you sure you've been working?  whistle:
Yes!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on May 01, 2008, 01:13:40 PM
It's keeps raining here, thunder as well.

Am stuck indoors waiting for man to come and fix fan-oven, think the elements has died.

Bored witless!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2008, 01:18:15 PM
Bored witless? You could apply for a cabinet job with Jock. Witless certainly covers that shower.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on May 01, 2008, 01:21:35 PM
This is my first day of un-employment.


Not the kind of day I would have wished for.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 02, 2008, 06:21:01 PM
Oh Daaanneeeeeeeee Booyyyah, the piiiiipes..the piiiiiiipes arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr playiiiiiiiiiiiing!  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 02, 2008, 06:24:34 PM
Oooh look, a little doggie. hello doggie.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2008, 06:28:45 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 02, 2008, 06:29:28 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 02, 2008, 06:31:49 PM
Ah one ah two ah three : o when the saints, o when the saints go marchin' in...  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2008, 06:46:36 PM
 noooo:

 eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 02, 2008, 06:56:10 PM
noooo:

 eastdrink048

What? I was just singing a football song.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2008, 07:14:53 PM
Hooligan!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 02, 2008, 07:15:58 PM
Hooligan!

 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2008, 08:35:56 PM
I am here...  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 02, 2008, 08:39:34 PM
Pickled egg please.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2008, 08:41:56 PM
Pickled egg please.
How old?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 02, 2008, 08:43:47 PM
Pickled egg please.
How old?

Old enough to crawl out of the jar on its own. And please dont drop it into a packet of crisps you pagan.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2008, 08:45:44 PM
Pickled egg please.
How old?

Old enough to crawl out of the jar on its own. And please dont drop it into a packet of crisps you pagan.  ;)
eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 02, 2008, 08:57:58 PM
Pickled egg please.
How old?

Old enough to crawl out of the jar on its own. And please dont drop it into a packet of crisps you pagan.  ;)
eeek:

Do they have pickled eggs in Cyprus?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2008, 04:30:20 AM
Pickled egg please.
How old?

Old enough to crawl out of the jar on its own. And please dont drop it into a packet of crisps you pagan.  ;)
eeek:

Do they have pickled eggs in Cyprus?
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 03, 2008, 06:13:54 PM
In answer, Tel, yes I did vote before leaving for Northern Ireland - did you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
All is well anyway...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 04, 2008, 12:55:07 PM
The bar in the airport didn't open until half past twelve. How very uncivilised, I was most dis-chuffed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 09, 2008, 08:20:16 AM
Quiet around here this morning. I'm quiet because something has crashed on my computer and my mouse appears to be missing


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2008, 08:21:22 AM
Quiet around here this morning. I'm quiet because something has crashed on my computer and my mouse appears to be missing


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lol:

I've been here since early o'clock... on my own...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2008, 08:49:57 AM
Quiet around here this morning. I'm quiet because something has crashed on my computer and my mouse appears to be missing


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lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 20, 2008, 02:12:35 PM
 tunble: 3:10 and not even a spider for company.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 20, 2008, 02:15:57 PM
Ooh a spider!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2008, 02:22:40 PM
No bar staff around, what you 'avin?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 20, 2008, 02:27:01 PM
Top shelf!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 20, 2008, 02:27:37 PM
Think I'll change my pic while there's no one around  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 20, 2008, 02:32:59 PM
Think I'll change my pic while there's no one around  rubschin:

I'll have a pint of that as well please. No ice.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 02:36:46 PM
 evil: Can't I even go out for a few minutes?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 02:41:35 PM
evil: Can't I even go out for a few minutes?
We need eyes in the back of our heads...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 20, 2008, 02:42:45 PM
evil: Can't I even go out for a few minutes?
We need eyes in the back of our heads...  noooo:

We would have paid. What do you take us for?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 20, 2008, 02:46:59 PM
It was only tap water, honest  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 02:47:40 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2008, 02:49:49 PM
Well I just got in.Have I missed anything?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2008, 02:52:29 PM
evil: Can't I even go out for a few minutes?
We need eyes in the back of our heads...  noooo:

We would have paid. What do you take us for?
What did you take us for more importantly?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 20, 2008, 02:57:03 PM
Well I just got in.Have I missed anything?

Dunno mate ~ I've been out meself.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2008, 02:57:59 PM
Naked women on horses it seems, but not much else.Usual sort of Tuesday then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 21, 2008, 07:37:35 AM
So who is unlocking in the absence of Ole' Slaphead?


If they are staying with HRH at Windsor then I hope they remembered the 'contraceptive apparatus'.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 21, 2008, 08:00:46 AM
So who is unlocking in the absence of Ole' Slaphead?


If they are staying with HRH at Windsor then I hope they remembered the 'contraceptive apparatus'.

Barman has it with him all the time - it's called his face  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 08:22:55 AM
So who is unlocking in the absence of Ole' Slaphead?


If they are staying with HRH at Windsor then I hope they remembered the 'contraceptive apparatus'.


If it helps I am peforming the morning rituals in the cellar, emptying the slops carefully back into the barrels, mopping the gents, backing up the whole system in the event of a failure, bottling up the shelves, carrying out the empties, keeping an eye on the draymen, chasing off the creditors, testing the real ales that were chocked up and tapped yesterday, jusht to make shure they are .. Hic! .. OK like. You are in shafe handsh. Hic!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 21, 2008, 09:28:32 AM
So who is unlocking in the absence of Ole' Slaphead?


If they are staying with HRH at Windsor then I hope they remembered the 'contraceptive apparatus'.


If it helps I am peforming the morning rituals in the cellar, emptying the slops carefully back into the barrels, mopping the gents, backing up the whole system in the event of a failure, bottling up the shelves, carrying out the empties, keeping an eye on the draymen, chasing off the creditors, testing the real ales that were chocked up and tapped yesterday, jusht to make shure they are .. Hic! .. OK like. You are in shafe handsh. Hic!

What a relief!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2008, 10:12:18 AM
I am here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 10:20:16 AM
And mighty welcome you are too. I'm off out now. Chef want some stuff from the market.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2008, 10:26:28 AM
And mighty welcome you are too. I'm off out now. Chef want some stuff from the market.
cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 21, 2008, 10:46:39 AM
How was the London Pride?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 10:48:21 AM
He prolly can't remember  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2008, 10:53:38 AM
How was the London Pride?  cloud9:
Lovely...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 21, 2008, 11:41:38 AM
It's my favourite - just a shame my LL doesn't do a great pint of it, so I stick to Guinness.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 11:44:53 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 21, 2008, 11:52:31 AM
Ya big Jessie!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 12:06:42 PM
Vile stuff sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 21, 2008, 12:31:20 PM
Tisn't.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 12:31:55 PM
Tis
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2008, 01:55:01 PM
Tis
Agreed... black piss...  sick2:

Just had another two lovely pints of 'Pride...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 01:56:06 PM
Errand?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2008, 01:58:49 PM
Errand?
Um... I um... was... um, er... on my errand and... um... I met an old friend, yes, an old friend and he insisted, yes, demanded that we had a couple of pints or, um... some polo mints or something... probably...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2008, 01:59:30 PM
Good
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2008, 02:00:42 PM
Good
Yes... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2008, 03:55:16 PM
Errand?
Um... I um... was... um, er... on my errand and... um... I met an old friend, yes, an old friend and he insisted, yes, demanded that we had a couple of pints or, um... some polo mints or something... probably...  redface:

You do realise that LL's built in translator will mean she hears:

I havent done the errand because I've been sat on mar arse all day pouring ale down my neck  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2008, 04:49:01 PM
Errand?
Um... I um... was... um, er... on my errand and... um... I met an old friend, yes, an old friend and he insisted, yes, demanded that we had a couple of pints or, um... some polo mints or something... probably...  redface:

You do realise that LL's built in translator will mean she hears:

I havent done the errand because I've been sat on mar arse all day pouring ale down my neck  point:
scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2008, 04:51:33 PM
Errand?
Um... I um... was... um, er... on my errand and... um... I met an old friend, yes, an old friend and he insisted, yes, demanded that we had a couple of pints or, um... some polo mints or something... probably...  redface:

You do realise that LL's built in translator will mean she hears:

I havent done the errand because I've been sat on mar arse all day pouring ale down my neck  point:
scared2:

I haven't done the errands 'cos I broke the highly expensive hire car more like.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 04:09:45 PM
WTf is everyone? Damned place is dying on its arse.

I'm going to stamp on that spider if it keeps looking at me like that.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2008, 06:35:32 AM
Don't they have Bank Holiday Weekends where you are?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 10:11:06 AM
Bored.

Oi Unc! Fancy a game of shove ha'penny?  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 28, 2008, 10:15:05 AM
I've got me arrows with me ~ 301 down ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 10:18:54 AM
Go on then.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 28, 2008, 10:23:42 AM
20
5
triple 1

28 scored ~ 273
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 10:27:04 AM
Even Mrs TG has buggered off now.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 28, 2008, 10:30:06 AM
She didn't fancy chalking the scores then?

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 10:31:35 AM
 eeek: Nooooooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 28, 2008, 10:36:44 AM
Really? - She might have been biased in your favour.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 10:37:59 AM
Really? - She might have been biased in your favour.  ;)

No chance.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on May 28, 2008, 11:59:18 AM
Really? - She might have been biased in your favour.  ;)

No chance.  noooo:

I am back darling if you wana chat dirty about what shopping we need over weekend  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 12:06:38 PM
I'm stuck in here with the wife & a spider!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 12:09:18 PM
Oooh. Company.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on May 28, 2008, 12:13:21 PM
I'm stuck in here with the wife & a spider!  point:

Bloody ell what more could you want, an you can get that spider and throw it out please... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 12:14:41 PM
I'm stuck in here with the wife & a spider!  point:

Bloody ell what more could you want, an you can get that spider and throw it out please... whistle:

We could find another spider and have spider races. Feck all else to in here at present.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 12:17:18 PM
Christ. I just noticed I'm now in the top 10 posters.  surrender:

I need to get out more. Or do some work.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on May 28, 2008, 12:21:42 PM
Christ. I just noticed I'm now in the top 10 posters.  surrender:

I need to get out more. Or do some work.  redface:

Yep exactly, and here's you moaning an discouraging people about going on facebook...pot calling the kettle black comes to mind.. Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 12:45:46 PM
I've been told that BT have major problems. Our own company web site is off line.

I wonder if thats why so few in today?

Or may be they just cant be arsed.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2008, 12:48:57 PM
Half term.Boys playing. More damage! evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on May 28, 2008, 01:38:10 PM
I have work to do!  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 28, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
I was working too. Home for a few hours, then back at work tonight for a few more hours. I have a list of things to do in the garden. It's peeing down (again)

Oh dear

How sad

Never mind

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on May 28, 2008, 02:19:57 PM
I am doing job applications(s)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on May 28, 2008, 02:22:23 PM
I am doing job applications(s)

I am slaving over hot stove cooking Tgs dinner... eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2008, 02:26:59 PM
I am reading Motor Cycle News, in the office. The person opposite me is reading the Daily Mail. I may venture up to the coffee machine soon. Life is one big ball of fun...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on May 28, 2008, 02:38:19 PM
My left eye is bolloxed. Watering, itchy.  angry041: Can't see the screen properly.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on May 28, 2008, 02:57:45 PM
My left eye is bolloxed. Watering, itchy.  angry041: Can't see the screen properly.

Would keep away from those keyholes, if I was you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 28, 2008, 03:00:05 PM
                                                                                                                    Can you see this Wenchy?
                                                                                                                     I have two screens
                                                                                                                     When asked why
                                                                                                                     I say coz I've
                                                                                                                     got two eyes  ;) 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2008, 03:51:18 PM
Back to work for me today...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2008, 05:35:03 PM
Half term here and rain so children to be entertained.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 08:10:58 PM
Cooeee! Hello guests.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on May 28, 2008, 08:25:55 PM
Cooeee! Hello guests.  rubschin:

He he. Scared 'em off.  eyes:

Quoting my own posts now. How sad is that?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 28, 2008, 09:46:51 PM
I have spent most of the day helping a neighbour fix his knackered baler.

This evening, I have helped him dispose of a bottle of Glenfarklas, which was an unwanted gift from his son.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2008, 04:58:34 AM
I have spent most of the day helping a neighbour fix his knackered baler.

This evening, I have helped him dispose of a bottle of Glenfarklas, which was an unwanted gift from his son.


When you say dispose do you mean you took it home and drank it with Mrs. Darwin?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2008, 08:19:13 AM
I have spent most of the day helping a neighbour fix his knackered baler.

This evening, I have helped him dispose of a bottle of Glenfarklas, which was an unwanted gift from his son.


When you say dispose do you mean you took it home and drank it with Mrs. Darwin?  rubschin:

When you say with do you mean was she in the same room?

In which case I think so. redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2008, 08:28:10 AM
I have spent most of the day helping a neighbour fix his knackered baler.

This evening, I have helped him dispose of a bottle of Glenfarklas, which was an unwanted gift from his son.


When you say dispose do you mean you took it home and drank it with Mrs. Darwin?  rubschin:

When you say with do you mean was she in the same room?

In which case I think so. redface:

;D Good man!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2008, 03:04:29 PM
It's gone very quiet again.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on May 29, 2008, 03:12:47 PM
pISSING IT DOWN. pUB AT LUNCH TIME WAS ALL SUNNY AND NOW THIS! we are not amused!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2008, 03:14:23 PM
We are possibly not sober either  ;)

Never mind summer will soon be here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2008, 04:08:57 PM
I've been picking thousands of peaches off our tree with LL...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 04:15:19 PM
Mmm...  Some nice Peach Vodka in the making then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2008, 04:16:39 PM
Mmm...  Some nice Peach Vodka in the making then  rubschin:
Indeed... [hic]  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 04:23:59 PM
My sister does the same with blackcurrants; kilner jar, blackcurrants, bottle of Tesco's Vodka, place in cupboard for about 6 months, then....

Whooomph! Ice cold and devastating...  cloud9:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2008, 04:28:36 PM
My sister does the same with blackcurrants; kilner jar, blackcurrants, bottle of Tesco's Vodka, place in cupboard for about 6 months, then....

Whooomph! Ice cold and devastating...  cloud9:

I have a bottle of Absolut in the freezer...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 04:33:54 PM
I hope you've taken account of expansion...  rubschin:

I left a bottle of white wine in the freezer, as you do, and came back to find an inch shaft of frozen wine extending from the neck with a cork on the top  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2008, 04:40:13 PM
I hope you've taken account of expansion...  rubschin:

I left a bottle of white wine in the freezer, as you do, and came back to find an inch shaft of frozen wine extending from the neck with a cork on the top  redface:
If his freezer will solidify Absolut Wodka then he could do a good job on that peach wine as well.  eyes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeze_distillation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeze_distillation)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 04:42:42 PM
 redface:








bloody coefficients of expansion... I'll stay on this side of the bar, ok?


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2008, 04:47:59 PM
It doesn't freeze at -18C  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 05:05:32 PM
So, good for the car radiator then...

If you were in a cold climate...

But you're not...    redface:

Look, I've not had a very good day, what with the confusing mathematics from the Building Society  ::)

Having secured an agreement about a payment "holiday" (haha!) with them I asked what impact this would have on future payments. Reasonable enough I thought.

"Your existing payments are (let's say) £1.00 per month; so let's see, the computer tells me that the increase would result in a future monthly payment of.... yes, it's coming through... £0.98...."

So, that would be an increase of minus 2p?   "Err, yes Sir"      cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2008, 05:36:26 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 05:38:16 PM
I've been out with the family:

Three haircuts £15
Two pairs school trousers £9.00 (Woolies superstore closing down sale)
One pair school shorts £4.50 (ditto)
One school skirt £7.00 (ditto)
Sundry pairs flip flops for females, rubber sandals (boys) In preparation for an expected decent summer £10.00 (ditto)
Greatly reduced transformer type toys for boys £9.00 (ditto)
23 litres unleaded £26.00 Tesco
Icecreams £10.00

AND FOR ME
A double Edith Piaf CD £2.00 Woolies closing down sale.

Bloody half term  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 05:48:33 PM
My sympathies Snoops    cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
My sympathies Snoops    cry:

Thank you mate ~ the Piaf double CD at £2 almost makes up for it all.

I am playing it now .... can you hear it? She is giving full welly to La Vie En Rose as I type.cloud9:


Funny ~ the family have all vanished into other parts of the house. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 06:03:00 PM
She is now warbling Sous Le Ciel De Paris ...... I think I shall take up smoking a pipe again.


Lucas! Order a car ~ I must away to the Palais de Justice.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 06:19:32 PM
 happy088 happy088

Eh Voila!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2008, 06:25:57 PM
She is now warbling Sous Le Ciel De Paris ...... I think I shall take up smoking a pipe again.


Lucas! Order a car ~ I must away to the Palais de Justice.

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I bet you are the wrong side of 15MPG with this though  noooo:



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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 06:27:38 PM
Pah!

<Snaps his fingers and stalks off>
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 06:46:06 PM
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cloud9:

We used to drive an old one of those in a friend's field. They named their property Théoly because they knew we English liked word games.

Théoly - Thé au lit - Tea in Bed, or Breakfast in bed as we preferred  ;)

How many knew the subsequent evolution of the model became a Godess?

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DS... Déesse Vingt Neuf or Godess No. 19
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2008, 06:51:52 PM
Wonderful ~ the things one learns on here.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2008, 07:30:49 PM
We've been to Southport and Formby for the day. confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2008, 09:31:12 PM
Wonderful ~ the things one learns on here.  ;D

The previous version was the ID. En Français, Idée... Idée 19... Idea No.19

This has been going on for years. In 1919 Marcel Duchamp's dadaist spoof of the Mona Lisa bore the title L.H.O.O.Q.  An innocuous soubriquet for most, but vocalised in the French alphabet, Ell. Ache. Oh. Oh. Keu. Which sounds exactly as "Elle a chaud au cul", literally She's got a hot arse, Fire down bleow or This one's hot stuff

Salut maintenant  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2008, 10:13:14 PM
Wonderful ~ the things one learns on here.  ;D

The previous version was the ID. En Français, Idée... Idée 19... Idea No.19

This has been going on for years. In 1919 Marcel Duchamp's dadaist spoof of the Mona Lisa bore the title L.H.O.O.Q.  An innocuous soubriquet for most, but vocalised in the French alphabet, Ell. Ache. Oh. Oh. Keu. Which sounds exactly as "Elle a chaud au cul", literally She's got a hot arse, Fire down bleow or This one's hot stuff

Salut maintenant  ;)

Sacred blue!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 30, 2008, 06:21:08 AM
Morning all, it's a bit busy in here for a Friday morning. Do you do a "full English Barman?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 06:25:50 AM
Somebody mention breakfast?

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on May 30, 2008, 07:06:37 AM
We've been to Southport and Formby for the day. confused:

That made me homesick! good ole Formby, my parents an there parents alike and us as kids spend a lot of time in Formby, such memories, Sad the old Fair gone now from Southport, have they replaced it?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 07:09:43 AM
Morning all, it's a bit busy in here for a Friday morning. Do you do a "full English Barman?
Black pudding?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 07:16:53 AM
Mais naturellement et deux oeufs
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 07:27:16 AM
Mais naturellement et deux oeufs

Avec Traduire sauce anglais?




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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 07:31:00 AM
That made me homesick! good ole Formby, my parents an there parents alike and us as kids spend a lot of time in Formby

Snoopy claims to have spent a long weekend in Formby.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 07:32:20 AM
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 07:33:10 AM
That made me homesick! good ole Formby, my parents an there parents alike and us as kids spend a lot of time in Formby

Snoopy claims to have spent a long weekend in Formby.

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No that was Nick ~ I wouldn't be seen dead in Formby. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 07:34:18 AM
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please

Speaking of such things can one still get "Gentlemen's Relish"?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 30, 2008, 07:38:08 AM
Morning all, it's a bit busy in here for a Friday morning. Do you do a "full English Barman?
Black pudding?

 cloud9: Years ago a local pub use to do "belly-buster" items on the menu. They had a all day breakfast that was either 32 or 48 ounces. I polished it off and complained that there was no black pudding
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 07:40:08 AM
I don't mean this one Darwin

http://www.gentlemens-relish.co.uk/
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 30, 2008, 07:50:58 AM
That made me homesick! good ole Formby, my parents an there parents alike and us as kids spend a lot of time in Formby

Snoopy claims to have spent a long weekend in Formby.

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A collection of George Formby's banjoleles, including the one he used to record When I'm Cleaning Windows, are to go up for auction.
The Abbott Monarch banjolele, which the Wigan film star referred to as "Little Strad", is believed to have been his favourite instrument, Bonhams said.
It is expected to fetch about £45,000 when it goes under the hammer in June.
Also in the sale is Formby's gold-plated banjolele which was used during his live performances.
The instrument was presented to the star in 1930 by Dallas, the instrument maker.
It was later owned by Beatle George Harrison.
Harrison met George's nephew Jeffrey Formby at a concert in Digswell, Welwyn Garden City.
Harrison offered to return the instrument to the family as a gift although Jeffrey preferred to purchase it, Bonhams said.
A copy of a letter from George Harrison to Jeffrey, dated 1991, is included with the lot.
Cheeky chappy
The gold-plated banjolele is estimated at £20,000 to £35,000.
George Formby's Dallas C banjolele will also be sold - with a guide price of between £20,000 and £30,000.
A banjolele has the body of a banjo but a neck like a ukulele.
Formby was born George Hoy Booth in 1904, in Wigan, Lancashire, the son of a successful music hall comedian.
George's early career was as a jockey but, following his father's death in 1921, he became a music hall performer himself, drawing on his father's material.
He took up playing the ukulele as a hobby but, after incorporating it into his act, it became his trademark.
Too risqué
His cheeky, happy, but accident-prone persona endeared him to audiences and his musical style established him as a superstar of his day.
His songs contained lyrics often laden with double entendre and these were accompanied by his highly individual, syncopated style of banjolele playing.
Some of his songs were deemed too risqué for broadcast and the 1937 composition, With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock, was banned by the BBC.
His other famous songs include Leaning On A Lamppost and Chinese Laundry Blues.
Bonhams Entertainment sale takes place in Knightsbridge, London, on 18 June.

Source http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7426437.stm
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 07:51:38 AM
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please

Speaking of such things can one still get "Gentlemen's Relish"?
Euphemism # 2,837  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 08:12:02 AM
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please

Speaking of such things can one still get "Gentlemen's Relish"?
Euphemism # 2,837  eyes:

I did provide the link lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 08:20:00 AM
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please

Speaking of such things can one still get "Gentlemen's Relish"?
Euphemism # 2,837  eyes:

I did provide the link lol:
But you know what it is don't you?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 08:41:29 AM
Following the demise (fire at factory) of Hammonds Chop Sauce in about 2003 I suppose HP is the next best thing so ~ Yes Please

Speaking of such things can one still get "Gentlemen's Relish"?
Euphemism # 2,837  eyes:

I did provide the link lol:
But you know what it is don't you?  whistle:

Gentlemen's Relish is an anchovy based spread, excellent on Toast or in Scrambled Eggs.

I also understand the Euphemism
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 09:40:32 AM
I don't mean this one Darwin

http://www.gentlemens-relish.co.uk/

I often wondered how Woodie from "Toy Story" first got in the movies. . .

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 09:47:21 AM
 shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 09:55:54 AM
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 09:59:56 AM
 shrugs:  If yesterday's posts are anything to go by ~ in bed with a hangover.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 10:03:01 AM
shrugs:  If yesterday's posts are anything to go by ~ in bed with a hangover.
Ah yes... I forgot...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 11:12:54 AM
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?

Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?

I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 11:17:10 AM
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?

Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?

I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Wenchy is very  ........... errrrrr......... shy coy embarrassed about such things.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 30, 2008, 11:17:54 AM
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 11:20:12 AM
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:

Ahem!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flatnessintl.com%2Fzade_daus_udders.JPG&hash=60f8ba9aec00b98f7214ccd8e6d7035527b79de8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 30, 2008, 11:44:56 AM
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:

Ahem!

Oooops. I thought our venerable Dalai Farmer was of the arable persuasion  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 11:45:21 AM
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:

Ahem!


Thank you snoopy.

Pastis, more water with it old chap.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 11:46:40 AM
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:

Ahem!

Oooops. I thought our venerable Dalai Farmer was of the arable persuasion  ;)

In truth, yes, but it is impossible to avoid quadrupeds altogether.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 12:02:41 PM
I suspect his agricultural adventures are of a mixed variety.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 12:03:56 PM
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:

Ahem!

Oooops. I thought our venerable Dalai Farmer was of the arable persuasion  ;)
He is... that's Mrs. Darwin #2
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 12:11:29 PM
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Each?  eeek:

Ahem!

Oooops. I thought our venerable Dalai Farmer was of the arable persuasion  ;)
He is... that's Mrs. Darwin #2
#1 actually, but  drumroll: anyway.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 12:16:54 PM
Actually I was tempted to use a different illustration but fear of Wenchy's wrath stopped me ..... but since she isn't here today:

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You wouldn't know where to put yourself would you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 30, 2008, 12:23:37 PM
Actually I was tempted to use a different illustration but fear of Wenchy's wrath intolerance stopped me ..... but since she isn't here today:


Corrected for you.


 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 12:25:29 PM
Actually I was tempted to use a different illustration but fear of Wenchy's wrath intolerance stopped me ..... but since she isn't here today:


Corrected for you.


 

On your own head be it  noooo: 

But when she stamps those little cloven hooves of hers I'm outta here.

            She has "connections"
     (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.espinthebottle.com%2Fimages%2Fquizzes%2FLittle_Devil.jpg&hash=bc1e3167a6b9df533b29c7c4563c36f0fd64f487)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 30, 2008, 12:27:39 PM
It just seemed appropriate  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 01:09:48 PM
It just seemed appropriate  eeek:

Like the pink shirt and cravat?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 30, 2008, 01:19:09 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 02:32:35 PM
Actually I was tempted to use a different illustration but fear of Wenchy's wrath stopped me ..... but since she isn't here today:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vegetariansareevil.com%2Fimages%2Fudders.jpg&hash=e99b7cadd9a1735db65b1904e726acf5410357f7)



You wouldn't know where to put yourself would you?

cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 03:18:04 PM
I know it's photoshop but awfully well done I thought.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 03:45:03 PM
I know it's photoshop but awfully well done I thought.

Not only that, Wenchy will approve as there are no teats visible.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 03:46:59 PM
Wenchy's approval, rather like the Royal Warrant, takes some earning I can tell you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 03:52:07 PM
Wenchy's approval, rather like the Royal Warrant, takes some earning I can tell you.

I am equally unlikely to obtain either I fear.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2008, 03:55:01 PM
"Purveyor of Turnips to the Royal Household" ~ It has a certain ring to it I feel.
Sadly one suspects they keep that sort of thing in the family so to speak.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 03:59:16 PM
I know it's photoshop but awfully well done I thought.
Photoshop?  eeek: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 04:00:20 PM
I know it's photoshop but awfully well done I thought.
Photoshop?  eeek: sad24:

Yes silly, can't you see her two left ones aren't real?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 04:01:02 PM
I know it's photoshop but awfully well done I thought.
Photoshop?  eeek: sad24:

Yes silly, can't you see her two left ones aren't real?
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on May 30, 2008, 04:43:52 PM
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?

Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?

I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Wenchy is very  ........... errrrrr......... shy coy embarrassed about such things.

and me too!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 04:44:36 PM
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?

Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?

I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.

Wenchy is very  ........... errrrrr......... shy coy embarrassed about such things.

and me too!  noooo:
Why?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2008, 06:00:40 PM
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?
Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.
Wenchy is very  ........... errrrrr......... shy coy embarrassed about such things.
and me too!  noooo:
Why?  shrugs:
Yes, why?
They are hardly rude and these days often seen on public transport we understand.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2008, 06:28:53 PM
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?
Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.
Wenchy is very  ........... errrrrr......... shy coy embarrassed about such things.
and me too!  noooo:
Why?  shrugs:
Yes, why?
They are hardly rude and these days often seen on public transport we understand.
And at the beach...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2008, 08:07:36 AM
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?
Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.
Wenchy is very  ........... errrrrr......... shy coy embarrassed about such things.
and me too!  noooo:
Why?  shrugs:
Yes, why?
They are hardly rude and these days often seen on public transport we understand.
And at the beach...  eyes:

I rather think that by using  eyes: you have answered the question. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2008, 08:09:12 AM
shocked003 Nipples! Wenchy will have a fit!
Where is she...?  rubschin:
Having a fit?
Anyhow, what is wrong with nipples?
I am used to being surrounded by females with four of them.
Wenchy is very  ........... errrrrr......... shy coy embarrassed about such things.
and me too!  noooo:
Why?  shrugs:
Yes, why?
They are hardly rude and these days often seen on public transport we understand.
And at the beach...  eyes:

I rather think that by using  eyes: you have answered the question. ::)
Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 01, 2008, 11:22:40 AM
12:20

I am the only person here.

Have to help myself then cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 01, 2008, 11:27:54 AM
I have now been joined by a spider.

Wonder if he smokes?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 01, 2008, 12:36:16 PM
Silk Cut?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on June 01, 2008, 02:05:02 PM
Silk Cut?

no disgusting smoking in the bar please... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 01, 2008, 02:37:04 PM
Smoking is the most socially responsible thing you can do. It keeps the third world debt down and motor racing alive.

I'll pop my clogs long before the non smokers and thus will be less of a drain on society and all the tax and NI I have paid can be spent on the others.

It's a saintly act :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2008, 04:35:16 PM
Silk Cut?
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 02, 2008, 01:16:51 PM
Silk Cut?
drumroll:

Twas Old Holborn
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 01:26:19 PM
Silk Cut?
drumroll:

Twas Old Holborn
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 02, 2008, 02:38:44 PM
Talking of OH, I can't get in to the "other place" - are you similarly affected?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 02:42:09 PM
Talking of OH, I can't get in to the "other place" - are you similarly affected?
Indeed... since first thing this morning...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 02:44:55 PM
Another upgrade or the bailiffs? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 02:52:48 PM
Another upgrade or the bailiffs? whistle:
shrugs:

I hardly ever go there - I just happened to pop in this morning and noticed it was all shut up...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 02:54:47 PM
Still is ~ I just looked. tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 02, 2008, 03:00:29 PM
I believe upgrades were planned.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 03:07:05 PM
I believe upgrades were planned.  point:
Oh dear...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 03:08:41 PM
I believe upgrades were planned.  point:
Oh dear...  noooo:

If it ain't broke ~ don't try and fix it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 03, 2008, 07:37:47 AM
I believe upgrades were planned.  point:
Oh dear...  noooo:

Still down. That must have been one hell of an upgrade.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2008, 08:38:06 AM
I believe upgrades were planned.  point:
Oh dear...  noooo:

Still down. That must have been one hell of an upgrade.  point:

Not seen Berek for a few days and I am missing 2 tonnes of fertiliser. . .  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2008, 10:44:02 AM
I believe upgrades were planned.  point:
Oh dear...  noooo:

Still down. That must have been one hell of an upgrade.  point:

Not seen Berek for a few days and I am missing 2 tonnes of fertiliser. . .  rubschin:
And the sugar bowl is empty in the snug...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 03, 2008, 11:08:52 AM
Perhaps they have been hacked. Happens to the best of us.  scared2:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/31/AR2008053101145.html

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2008, 01:03:38 PM
Our hacker changed our home page tho...  Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 03, 2008, 01:17:35 PM
Really? ~ I never look at it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 03, 2008, 02:09:29 PM
There is a 'guest' printing the 'about us' page.  scared2:

Can spiders print or is it a real human being?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2008, 02:16:15 PM
There is a 'guest' printing the 'about us' page.  scared2:

Can spiders print or is it a real human being?  rubschin:
I have no idea...  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 03, 2008, 02:24:37 PM
There is a 'guest' printing the 'about us' page.  scared2:

Can spiders print or is it a real human being?  rubschin:
I have no idea...  shrugs:

But you should know these things.   noooo:

If giant arachnids are developing the ability to operate the internet we need to be told.  angry041:




























Christ, I'm bored.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 03, 2008, 02:30:07 PM
Obviously!  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2008, 02:30:51 PM
There is a 'guest' printing the 'about us' page.  scared2:

Can spiders print or is it a real human being?  rubschin:
I have no idea...  shrugs:

But you should know these things.   noooo:

If giant arachnids are developing the ability to operate the internet we need to be told.  angry041:

Christ, I'm bored.  ::)
Perhaps you should click on some stuff to cheer yourself up?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 03, 2008, 02:32:21 PM
I clicked on summat about an hour ago and it crashed firefox.  angry041:

Thats 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 03, 2008, 02:34:24 PM
There must be a "web" joke here somewhere...











Yes, I'm bored too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 03, 2008, 02:35:45 PM
               (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quiltscapes.com%2FImages%2FRJR%2FBareEssentials%2F6636-5.jpg&hash=170107d9852813a8068b884cf3c71626abad9d39)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2008, 02:39:22 PM
I clicked on summat about an hour ago and it crashed firefox.  angry041:

Thats 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
I think it is fixed now - try again!  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 03, 2008, 02:41:04 PM
I clicked on summat about an hour ago and it crashed firefox.  angry041:

Thats 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
I think it is fixed now - try again!  whistle:

OMG! Really? You are a genius! I shall try immediately.  cloud9:




































 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2008, 02:44:40 PM
I clicked on summat about an hour ago and it crashed firefox.  angry041:

Thats 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
I think it is fixed now - try again!  whistle:

OMG! Really? You are a genius! I shall try immediately.  cloud9:

 noooo:

Alternatively, perhaps you need a new PC?

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 03, 2008, 02:47:47 PM
"this is a packard bell computer newly serviced and refurbished. has mouse and keyboard. a must buy bargain"

£168.00? No further specification? Wheres me credit card?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 07, 2008, 05:58:08 PM
A guest is doing : Nothing, or nothing you can see... scared2:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 07, 2008, 06:00:58 PM
A guest is doing : Nothing, or nothing you can see... scared2:



Still doing it. No rush then eh?  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2008, 06:04:50 PM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 07, 2008, 06:07:03 PM
shrugs:

Still at it! Sort 'em out!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2008, 06:07:48 PM
I dunno what they are doing either.  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 07, 2008, 06:08:14 PM
shrugs:

Still at it! Sort 'em out!  cussing:

Aha. Fecked off now. Heard me talking about he/she/it.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2008, 06:09:10 PM
Yes ~ BTW The spider wandering around is from Google.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 07, 2008, 06:12:32 PM
Yes ~ BTW The spider wandering around is from Google.

The swine! Stamp on it.  cussing:

But what was it up to that couldn't be seen? Devious buggers spiders, cant trust 'em.  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 07, 2008, 06:16:28 PM
He/she/it has returned. He/she/it is from Amazon also having a nose, like the Google spider to see if we are clicking on their ads and stuff.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 07, 2008, 07:07:46 PM
 tunble:

Right, we are now going to watch 'planet terror' wether they like it or not! 

The plot is thin and quickly covered, but basically amounts to the release of a gas that creates lots of zombies. Stuck in the midst of the zombies is a small bunch of people who try and fight them off (among, er, other things). It doesn’t, fortunately, take long for Planet Terror to set all this up, and the stage is soon set for what we all paid our money for. Action. Violence. Characters of ill-repute. And, heck, a bit more action too.

 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2008, 04:25:58 AM
0525 hours Sunday ~ Snoopy on watch. That Google spider is back ~ the one from Amazon has now joined him .......... don't they ever sleep?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2008, 05:27:24 AM
0525 hours Sunday ~ Snoopy on watch. That Google spider is back ~ the one from Amazon has now joined him .......... don't they ever sleep?
Don't you?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2008, 05:35:34 AM
Somebody has to keep their eye on the balls that we post, their finger on the pulse of the site (to ensure it still beats), their nose to the grindstone of public opinion, their shoulder to the wheel of ............ and anyway I couldn't sleep.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2008, 05:37:39 AM
I have spent the past hour catching up on OH's blog, Guido Fawkes' blog and sundry news items regarding Mayor Boris. It's amazing what you can find in the early mornings.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2008, 05:37:58 AM
Somebody has to keep their eye on the balls that we post, their finger on the pulse of the site (to ensure it still beats), their nose to the grindstone of public opinion, the shoulder to the wheel of ............ and anyway I couldn't sleep.
Poor you... have you been though and checked everything then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2008, 05:48:29 AM
Not everything ~ there is so much of it but this brightened my Sunday morning:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024763/What-SUPERGORD-did-Our-superhero-leader-sequel.html
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2008, 05:59:19 AM
Not everything ~ there is so much of it but this brightened my Sunday morning:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024763/What-SUPERGORD-did-Our-superhero-leader-sequel.html
Excellent!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 12:23:48 PM
 tunble: Quiet in here today. Is everybody out in the sun?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2008, 12:47:41 PM
If only  cry:

In the middle of a new restructure, new IT system development and new remuneration pay deal.......

5 weeks to summer holiday and counting....

how is everybody ???

xx
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 10, 2008, 12:48:52 PM
I looked in earlier but not much was happening.

Did some job applications then out into garden.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 12:50:29 PM
tunble: Quiet in here today. Is everybody out in the sun?
I've been out in it but I was working...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 01:39:13 PM
If only  cry:

In the middle of a new restructure, new IT system development and new remuneration pay deal.......

5 weeks to summer holiday and courting.... 

how is everybody ???

xx

 eeek: eeek:

Welcome back my dear.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:48:28 PM
Aren't you and choccy pudding getting your things together yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 01:59:39 PM
Icky! (To coin a popular phrase)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2008, 02:21:31 PM
If only  cry:

In the middle of a new restructure, new IT system development and new remuneration pay deal.......

5 weeks to summer holiday and courting.... 

how is everybody ???



 eeek: eeek:

Welcome back my dear.

Why thank you kind sir  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 15, 2008, 08:30:55 AM
Wakey Wakey

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaVj9_0r.jpg&hash=021b052dfe708e40651f671ca04fc7b605f4e42a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVj9_0r)

Morning Barman. A little bit quiet around here this morning. My aim today is to find a good quiet pub that isn't full of screaming kids taking dad out on Fathers Day. Somehow I don't think I'll achieve it. Best I can get to it is probably here
http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/58/5829/Cuckoo_Inn/Hamptworth

I discovered it earlier this week. A cracking country pub, it has a section of garden gated off from the rest that says, "No children, this area is reserved for adults to sit back, meditate and watch the clouds roll by"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2008, 09:03:49 AM
Wakey Wakey

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Morning Barman. A little bit quiet around here this morning. My aim today is to find a good quiet pub that isn't full of screaming kids taking dad out on Fathers Day. Somehow I don't think I'll achieve it. Best I can get to it is probably here
http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/58/5829/Cuckoo_Inn/Hamptworth

I discovered it earlier this week. A cracking country pub, it has a section of garden gated off from the rest that says, "No children, this area is reserved for adults to sit back, meditate and watch the clouds roll by"
Sounds perfect...

And you have remionded me of Sunday lunchtime, listening to The Billy Cotton Band Show on the wireless... before Sunday luch... and the Clithero Kid... happy days...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on June 15, 2008, 09:59:25 AM
Wakey Wakey

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Morning Barman. A little bit quiet around here this morning. My aim today is to find a good quiet pub that isn't full of screaming kids taking dad out on Fathers Day. Somehow I don't think I'll achieve it. Best I can get to it is probably here
http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/58/5829/Cuckoo_Inn/Hamptworth

I discovered it earlier this week. A cracking country pub, it has a section of garden gated off from the rest that says, "No children, this area is reserved for adults to sit back, meditate and watch the clouds roll by"
Sounds perfect...



And you have remionded me of Sunday lunchtime, listening to The Billy Cotton Band Show on the wireless... before Sunday luch... and the Clithero Kid... happy days...  cloud9:

yep can i come...TG is making my sun din as always...fathers day a sore point in this house, and my lovely dad aint with us anymore whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2008, 10:06:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqOsoEB6R1w

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 15, 2008, 10:12:53 AM
 eeek:

"We're sorry, this video is no longer available"

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2008, 10:16:17 AM
I got the "I'm sorry message" too ~ That bloody Barman can't get anything right ~ He thinks a shandy is a beer and lemonade cocktail evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2008, 10:20:43 AM
eeek:

"We're sorry, this video is no longer available"


Tossers... just go to www.youtube.com and search for Billy Cotton band Show...

Then again... don't bother...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 11:12:35 AM
We are outnumberd by Guests.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 16, 2008, 01:39:43 PM
They've all gone now.

Ejected?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 01:44:36 PM
They've all gone now.

Ejected?

Got bored.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 01:50:26 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 01:52:03 PM
They are sneaking back in. Sort 'em out Wenchy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
They are sneaking back in. Sort 'em out Wenchy.
Love the avatart!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 06:04:50 PM
They are sneaking back in. Sort 'em out Wenchy.
Love the avatart!  lol:

Good aint it. I stole it from an egg forum (I kid you not) I came across when researching blue eggs to see if sainsburys were winding me up with dyed eggs.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 06:24:20 AM
They are sneaking back in. Sort 'em out Wenchy.
Love the avatart!  lol:

Good aint it. I stole it from an egg forum (I kid you not) I came across when researching blue eggs to see if sainsburys were winding me up with dyed eggs.  ;)
How long can he keep that up?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 17, 2008, 06:26:02 AM
He's not real though.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 06:26:58 AM
He's not real though.  whistle:
Oh...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 06:53:30 AM
I've been here on my own all morning...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on June 18, 2008, 07:14:38 AM
I've been here on my own all morning...  sad24:

Cos you get up an stagger in bar too early!  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2008, 07:22:34 AM
I've been here on my own all morning...  sad24:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2008, 07:33:20 AM
I've been here on my own all morning...  sad24:
Some of us have to get outside and wander round for a couple of hours before lounging around in here you know.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 18, 2008, 07:51:20 AM
Indeed some of us can't just stumble down to our dungeon in our pjs and be here from the crack of!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:04:07 AM
Indeed some of us can't just stumble down to our dungeon in our pjs and be here from the crack of!  noooo:
redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2008, 08:05:43 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:06:53 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:
Some of us could get up a bit earlier then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2008, 08:11:10 AM
...but with a BlackBerry you don't even need to get outof your pit...  worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:13:03 AM
...but with a BlackBerry you don't even need to get outof your pit...  worthy:
Ugh... don't tell me you are still in bed...  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2008, 08:13:18 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:
Some of us could get up a bit earlier then...  whistle:

Harumph! evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2008, 08:14:12 AM
...but with a BlackBerry you don't even need to get outof your pit...  worthy:
Ugh... don't tell me you are still in bed...  sick2:

Prolly ~ with all that dead, itchy, flakey, skin from between his toes  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on June 18, 2008, 08:14:56 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:


 and here is me thinking that bm is up early every day....

The Time Difference in Cyprus
Cyprus is two hours ahead of UK time (GMT).
you learn something new everyday!!!



 

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:16:38 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:


 and here is me thinking that bm is up early every day....

The Time Difference in Cyprus
Cyprus is two hours ahead of UK time (GMT).
you learn something new everyday!!!



 

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whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2008, 08:17:31 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:


 and here is me thinking that bm is up early every day....

The Time Difference in Cyprus
Cyprus is two hours ahead of UK time (GMT).
you learn something new everyday!!!



 

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Exactly ~ so whilst Mr Smarty Boots is wandering around and I come in early (at 5.30 UK time) he says "You're early" it is really 7.30 in Cyprus. He gets no sympathy from me  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:20:51 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:


 and here is me thinking that bm is up early every day....

The Time Difference in Cyprus
Cyprus is two hours ahead of UK time (GMT).
you learn something new everyday!!!



 

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Exactly ~ so whilst Mr Smarty Boots is wandering around and I come in early (at 5.30 UK time) he says "You're early" it is really 7.30 in Cyprus. He gets no sympathy from me  noooo:
Ah... but I have to work later to keep you entertained in the afternoons...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2008, 08:24:12 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:


 and here is me thinking that bm is up early every day....

The Time Difference in Cyprus
Cyprus is two hours ahead of UK time (GMT).
you learn something new everyday!!!



 

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Exactly ~ so whilst Mr Smarty Boots is wandering around and I come in early (at 5.30 UK time) he says "You're early" it is really 7.30 in Cyprus. He gets no sympathy from me  noooo:
Ah... but I have to work later to keep you entertained in the afternoons...  whistle:

 rubschin: Not sure that "Entertained" is the word I would have chosen.
LL Pole Dancing ~ that is entertainment  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:25:40 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:


 and here is me thinking that bm is up early every day....

The Time Difference in Cyprus
Cyprus is two hours ahead of UK time (GMT).
you learn something new everyday!!!



 

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Exactly ~ so whilst Mr Smarty Boots is wandering around and I come in early (at 5.30 UK time) he says "You're early" it is really 7.30 in Cyprus. He gets no sympathy from me  noooo:
Ah... but I have to work later to keep you entertained in the afternoons...  whistle:

 rubschin: Not sure that "Entertained" is the word I would have chosen.
LL Pole Dancing ~ that is entertainment  eyes:
Oh...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2008, 08:26:22 AM
Additionally some of us are aware of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus evil:


 and here is me thinking that bm is up early every day....

The Time Difference in Cyprus
Cyprus is two hours ahead of UK time (GMT).
you learn something new everyday!!!



 

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Exactly ~ so whilst Mr Smarty Boots is wandering around and I come in early (at 5.30 UK time) he says "You're early" it is really 7.30 in Cyprus. He gets no sympathy from me  noooo:
Ah... but I have to work later to keep you entertained in the afternoons...  whistle:

 rubschin: Not sure that "Entertained" is the word I would have chosen.
LL Pole Dancing ~ that is entertainment  eyes:
Oh...  sad24:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 18, 2008, 08:31:01 AM
...but with a BlackBerry you don't even need to get outof your pit...  worthy:
Ugh... don't tell me you are still in bed...  sick2:

Of course not, I was in the office before 8 this morning. The point is I could still be in bed and joining in, should I wish.

All I need is a bowl and some milk and I could also have a nice breakfast with scabby toe skin ~ nature's own corn flakes.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:32:27 AM
...but with a BlackBerry you don't even need to get outof your pit...  worthy:
Ugh... don't tell me you are still in bed...  sick2:

Of course not, I was in the office before 8 this morning. The point is I could still be in bed and joining in, should I wish.

All I need is a bowl and some milk and I could also have a nice breakfast with scabby toe skin ~ nature's own corn flakes.
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 18, 2008, 08:34:53 AM
...but with a BlackBerry you don't even need to get outof your pit...  worthy:
Ugh... don't tell me you are still in bed...  sick2:

Of course not, I was in the office before 8 this morning. The point is I could still be in bed and joining in, should I wish.

All I need is a bowl and some milk and I could also have a nice breakfast with scabby toe skin ~ nature's own corn flakes.

I feel positively vomititious!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 19, 2008, 11:53:08 AM
Thursday lunchtime. You could hear a pin drop    tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2008, 11:56:58 AM
I did.Darn the Red Lion!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 19, 2008, 11:59:04 AM
Lunchtime bevvies beckon...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 19, 2008, 10:01:24 PM
I had (sort of) to go back to work. Just finshed and totally knackered. But thanks for the bonus.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2008, 05:59:36 AM
Mornin' all...  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 20, 2008, 06:16:10 AM
Mornin'  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 20, 2008, 06:38:33 AM
Morning all.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on June 20, 2008, 07:11:52 AM
good morning to all, off to work now, but poor me cant loaf on net in my work.... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2008, 08:21:30 AM
good morning to all, off to work now, but poor me cant loaf on net in my work.... sad24:
You work in a bakery?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2008, 08:41:44 AM
good morning to all, off to work now, but poor me cant loaf on net in my work.... sad24:
You work in a bakery?  rubschin:
She ices buns and operates the signal box.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 20, 2008, 08:55:30 AM
 ;D


Morning all.

Going to be quiet in the department today. Three are off to Scotland for the first leg of the the Three Peaks Challenge ( eeek: rather them than me) one off doing an exam, two off later for a long lunch (taking out a chap who's been with the company 20 years) one with a day off and one taking the afternoon off.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on June 20, 2008, 04:31:10 PM
good morning to all, off to work now, but poor me cant loaf on net in my work.... sad24:
You work in a bakery?  rubschin:

not quite.... angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 04:32:21 PM
Has it got a train set?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on June 20, 2008, 06:55:48 PM
Has it got a train set?

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2008, 05:46:28 AM
;D


Morning all.

Going to be quiet in the department today. Three are off to Scotland for the first leg of the the Three Peaks Challenge ( eeek: rather them than me) one off doing an exam, two off later for a long lunch (taking out a chap who's been with the company 20 years) one with a day off and one taking the afternoon off.
Do they know something that you don't know?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 23, 2008, 07:57:35 AM
Probably ~ I'm the last to know what's going on in the office.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2008, 08:34:49 AM
Me too...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 23, 2008, 08:36:29 AM
Me too...  sad24:

Arn't you a 'one man outfit'   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 09:52:56 AM
He only has limited authorisation codes ..... for full information about what is going on contact the management ..... otherwise known as The Landlady  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2008, 12:05:52 PM
He only has limited authorisation codes ..... for full information about what is going on contact the management ..... otherwise known as The Landlady  whistle:
Correct...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 12:07:31 PM
Where is Landlady anyway. Urging Miss Piggy in the direction of grandchildren?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on June 26, 2008, 06:54:41 AM
Morning all, first to say good morning where is everyone?
right off to work all day, be good  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2008, 09:56:08 AM
Morning all, first to say good morning where is everyone?
right off to work all day, be good  point:

Why?

I mean ~ Good is OK I suppose but surely Bad is better  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2008, 11:48:23 AM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2008, 12:45:14 PM
like you have a choice  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2008, 12:50:54 PM
like you have a choice  lol:

I like to think so ~ delusional I know but even old men can dream ..... in fact that is about all we can do. surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2008, 12:53:10 PM
So does that mean whatever you do - you do it badly  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2008, 12:57:42 PM
So does that mean whatever you do - you do it badly  lol:

 doh:

I'm never sure when you are winding me up but in case you are not:

No it means that when she is good she is very very good ~ but when she is bad she is better  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2008, 01:26:51 PM
Wind the bobbin up
Wind the bobbin up
pull pull
clap clap clap


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2008, 01:30:34 PM
Wind the bobbin up
Wind the bobbin up
pull pull
clap clap clap


 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin: How are you on having your arse slapped?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 26, 2008, 01:34:59 PM
Which side ???

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 26, 2008, 01:38:13 PM
Back side of course  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 11, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
 tunble:

Where is everyone?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 11, 2008, 01:42:46 PM
Werking  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 11, 2008, 01:53:02 PM
Werking  sad24:

 happy100

All I have managed to do this afternoon is blow up an ancient Compaq Deskpro we found. Somebody had flicked the "115/230" switch at the back and I didn't check it before plugging it in. The sparks were cool though!


Shame about my eyebrows  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2008, 03:21:54 PM
I have been werking all day too... apart from the short time when I logged-in a the customer's house - just, um checking the system like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2008, 03:36:43 PM
"Lunch" with the John Deere rep.

 eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2008, 05:08:01 PM
"Lunch" with the John Deere rep.

 eastdrink048
Did he arrive with a knife and fork in his top pocket?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2008, 10:07:23 AM
INSET day was sprung on us  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2008, 10:37:59 AM
INSET day was sprung on us  evil:
We wondered where you were...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 06:23:18 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 06:25:14 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
yes...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 06:29:56 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
yes...  redface:

Sorry ~ didn't wake you did I?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 06:33:38 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
yes...  redface:

Sorry ~ didn't wake you did I?
No... I needed tea...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 06:34:58 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
yes...  redface:

Sorry ~ didn't wake you did I?
No... I needed tea...

To wash down the aspirin?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 06:38:51 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
yes...  redface:

Sorry ~ didn't wake you did I?
No... I needed tea...

To wash down the aspirin?
Nooooooooo... I never take pills... just tea...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 06:40:10 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
yes...  redface:

Sorry ~ didn't wake you did I?
No... I needed tea...

To wash down the aspirin?
Nooooooooo... I never take pills... just tea...  surrender:

Tea and a BIG fry-up?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 06:41:57 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
yes...  redface:

Sorry ~ didn't wake you did I?
No... I needed tea...

To wash down the aspirin?
Nooooooooo... I never take pills... just tea...  surrender:

Tea and a BIG fry-up?
sick2: not just yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 06:47:13 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
yes...  redface:

Sorry ~ didn't wake you did I?
No... I needed tea...

To wash down the aspirin?
Nooooooooo... I never take pills... just tea...  surrender:

Tea and a BIG fry-up?
sick2: not just yet...  noooo:

OH! ~ That usually works for me ......makes me feel much better. Mind you I can't face cooking it when hung-over so I usually leave Missus slumbering and nip out for the papers and a full English at a local greasy spoon. What she doesn't know etc ;)

Mind you I haven't had a hangover since I was forced by the combo of diabetes and Valium to stop drinking. Strangely I don't seem to get the full English for the same reasons ............ so why have I put on so much weight?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 06:54:06 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?
yes...  redface:

Sorry ~ didn't wake you did I?
No... I needed tea...

To wash down the aspirin?
Nooooooooo... I never take pills... just tea...  surrender:

Tea and a BIG fry-up?
sick2: not just yet...  noooo:

OH! ~ That usually works for me ......makes me feel much better. Mind you I can't face cooking it when hung-over so I usually leave Missus slumbering and nip out for the papers and a full English at a local greasy spoon. What she doesn't know etc ;)

Mind you I haven't had a hangover since I was forced by the combo of diabetes and Valium to stop drinking. Strangely I don't seem to get the full English for the same reasons ............ so why have I put on so much weight?
You are expecting me to think...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 07:30:36 AM
Tea + tea + tea + toast = fully recovered...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 07:32:19 AM
It's a miracle  worthy:














Messiah or just a "Very naughty boy"?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 07:36:38 AM
It's a miracle  worthy:














Messiah or just a "Very naughty boy"?
;D
A naughty boy I think...  ;)

Anyhoo - why are you up so early?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 07:45:02 AM
Birthday on Friday left me knackered, Missus and children all went to see her mother for the day yesterday so I spent the morning in bed with the papers, lazed around all afternoon and then back to bed early with a vacuum jug of hot water and some green-tea bags + a couple of books. They all got back about 10.30 by which time I had realised that I wasn't really tired. Woke at 5 for no reason other than there is only so much sleep that anyone needs. Missus, having driven 300+ miles yesterday and cleaned her mother's house (old lady had a stroke last year) whilst she was there, was still sound asleep and frankly I didn't think a 5am suggestion of  eyes: would be appreciated so I got up to make myself tea and see who was on the interwebnetthingy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 07:47:21 AM
Birthday on Friday left me knackered, Missus and children all went to see her mother for the day yesterday so I spent the morning in bed with the papers, lazed around all afternoon and then back to bed early with a vacuum jug of hot water and some green-tea bags + a couple of books. They all got back about 10.30 by which time I had realised that I wasn't really tired. Woke at 5 for no reason other than there is only so much sleep that anyone needs. Missus, having driven 300+ miles yesterday and cleaned her mother's house (old lady had a stroke last year) whilst she was there, was still sound asleep and frankly I didn't think a 5am suggestion of  eyes: would be appreciated so I got up to make myself tea and see who was on the interwebnetthingy.
LL says she was still awake at 5...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 07:50:29 AM
Birthday on Friday left me knackered, Missus and children all went to see her mother for the day yesterday so I spent the morning in bed with the papers, lazed around all afternoon and then back to bed early with a vacuum jug of hot water and some green-tea bags + a couple of books. They all got back about 10.30 by which time I had realised that I wasn't really tired. Woke at 5 for no reason other than there is only so much sleep that anyone needs. Missus, having driven 300+ miles yesterday and cleaned her mother's house (old lady had a stroke last year) whilst she was there, was still sound asleep and frankly I didn't think a 5am suggestion of  eyes: would be appreciated so I got up to make myself tea and see who was on the interwebnetthingy.
LL says she was still awake at 5...  rubschin:

And she didn't think a 5am  eyes: would be welcomed either?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 07:54:33 AM
Birthday on Friday left me knackered, Missus and children all went to see her mother for the day yesterday so I spent the morning in bed with the papers, lazed around all afternoon and then back to bed early with a vacuum jug of hot water and some green-tea bags + a couple of books. They all got back about 10.30 by which time I had realised that I wasn't really tired. Woke at 5 for no reason other than there is only so much sleep that anyone needs. Missus, having driven 300+ miles yesterday and cleaned her mother's house (old lady had a stroke last year) whilst she was there, was still sound asleep and frankly I didn't think a 5am suggestion of  eyes: would be appreciated so I got up to make myself tea and see who was on the interwebnetthingy.
LL says she was still awake at 5...  rubschin:

And she didn't think a 5am  eyes: would be welcomed either?
No...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 13, 2008, 07:57:14 AM
I've been here an hour and a half. Where is everyone ~ all hung over?

I've been working. Just got back... and tea, tea, tea and toast isn't just good for hangovers. Give me and an hour or so and I'll be cutting the grass, may even start doing a base for the new shed ... or maybe not
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 08:00:08 AM
 happy100. Never mind.

My lot are up now and she has made me scrambled eggs with smoked salmon and croisants. Must still be my birthday ..... she has also announced that she is taking the children to a local country park for a history (re-enactment) session they are running this morning ~ so peace will reign here until after 1 o'clock  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 13, 2008, 08:05:27 AM
happy100. Never mind.

My lot are up now and she has made me scrambled eggs with smoked salmon and croisants.

Much as I like the full English, scrabled egg with smoked salmon is close to food heaven for me, just a sprinkling of paprika on mine  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: ice and a slice on July 13, 2008, 08:08:57 AM
So (2 hours ahead of course) cleaned the patios, washed the garden furniture covers, told daughter no2 to "GET UP!!!!" 50 times, emailed lawyer re house we're buying, fed dogs, and spent a small amount of time on laptop.  

Off for BBQ later.

Bored yet? cool14:  You did ask! ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 08:12:11 AM
Brekky was Delish! Which is at least one grade above Yumster  lol:

Morning TG and Ice n'a Slice.
 rubschin: Lovely to see you both so bright and early. I could start a rumour what with you both arriving together and Mrs TG being away and all but I won't.  

'Spect you just happened to bump into one another in the car park as you left church this morning.whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 08:14:14 AM
So (2 hours ahead of course) cleaned the patios, washed the garden furniture covers, told daughter no2 to "GET UP!!!!" 50 times, emailed lawyer re house we're buying, fed dogs, and spent a small amount of time on laptop.  

Off for BBQ later.

Bored yet? cool14:  You did ask! ;D

You have a lawyer that works Sundays  shocked003





Come to that you have a lawyer that works  shocked003 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 08:36:12 AM
Hello ~ They've all p*ssed off, even BM and he lives here. Something I said do you think?

Or was it that the Mail on Sunday is giving away a Barry Manilow CD today and they've all rushed to the newsagents to get one?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 09:02:05 AM
I've been out...

Jumped into the swimming pool up the road to rescue a goat - ungrateful bastard just bleated (or whatever goats do) and ran off...

Then collected a tonne of water from the borehole...

LL now awake and expecting coffee and toast in bed...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 09:06:57 AM
I've been out...

Jumped into the swimming pool up the road to rescue a goat - ungrateful bastard just bleated (or whatever goats do) and ran off...

Then collected a tonne of water from the borehole...

LL now awake and expecting coffee and toast in bed...  evil:

Well don't just sit there ~ go and give her some  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 09:34:04 AM
I've been out...

Jumped into the swimming pool up the road to rescue a goat - ungrateful bastard just bleated (or whatever goats do) and ran off...

Then collected a tonne of water from the borehole...

LL now awake and expecting coffee and toast in bed...  evil:

Well don't just sit there ~ go and give her some  eyes:
eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 09:38:04 AM
Tsk! And on a Sunday too. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2008, 09:49:10 AM
I have just been chatting to SMiley Ken, the local joiner. A craftsman.PLays blues guitar. Enjoys cricket. Always happy ( evil:)

He is off to the South of France to work on some joinery in an old farmhouse near Avignon.Will live there alone in a little village. With a pool. And get paid for it.

Bastardo! cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 09:52:07 AM
Which only goes to prove that a trade is sometimes better than all the degrees in the world.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2008, 09:55:06 AM
Too true!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 10:06:54 AM
Which only goes to prove that a trade is sometimes better than all the degrees in the world.


Talking of which… sort of…

There was a programme on the wireless this morning about the physics Olympiad which is being held this year in Vietnam.

They take five A-Level physics students and pit them against each other.

Apparently twenty years ago the UK would have won gold – hardly any point in the rest turning up.

Now UK A-Level students are two years behind the rest of the world – China will prolly win it…  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2008, 10:29:17 AM
All part of the great socialist plan to keep themselves on top and the rest of us at the bottom.

Denial of education  of the masses was how the communists got away with it the the USSR for so long. Nulabour are perhaps more subtle in how they are going about it but they, far more than the old "landed gentry", have been building a political elite whilst keeping the general populace away from the opportunities for ten years and it is working. Just look at the way they lie and lie about how much better educated our children must be because of all the wonderful "3 passes at Grade C or above" routine when in fact the vast majority of children leave school unable to string three sentences together, unable to do more than basic maths and with absolutely no idea of the history of this country outside of a preselected 20 year slot. Universities have, in the main, been created out of Technical Collegs with the result that everyone has a worthless degree and few have any practical training in the skills needed to make the world work.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 10:31:53 AM
All part of the great socialist plan to keep themselves on top and the rest of us at the bottom.

Denial of education  of the masses was how the communists got away with it the the USSR for so long. Nulabour are perhaps more subtle in how they are going about it but they, far more than the old "landed gentry", have been building a political elite whilst keeping the general populace away from the opportunities for ten years and it is working. Just look at the way they lie and lie about how much better educated our children must be because of all the wonderful "3 passes at Grade C or above" routine when in fact the vast majority of children leave school unable to string three sentences together, unable to do more than basic maths and with absolutely no idea of the history of this country outside of a preselected 20 year slot. Universities have, in the main, been created out of Technical Collegs with the result that everyone has a worthless degree and few have any practical training in the skills needed to make the world work.
Seconded...

They also said on the prog that a Physics A-Level in the UK is now a year or two years (I can't remember) behind the 'International Curriculum'...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: ice and a slice on July 13, 2008, 10:58:01 AM
All part of the great socialist plan to keep themselves on top and the rest of us at the bottom.

Denial of education  of the masses was how the communists got away with it the the USSR for so long. Nulabour are perhaps more subtle in how they are going about it but they, far more than the old "landed gentry", have been building a political elite whilst keeping the general populace away from the opportunities for ten years and it is working. Just look at the way they lie and lie about how much better educated our children must be because of all the wonderful "3 passes at Grade C or above" routine when in fact the vast majority of children leave school unable to string three sentences together, unable to do more than basic maths and with absolutely no idea of the history of this country outside of a preselected 20 year slot. Universities have, in the main, been created out of Technical Collegs with the result that everyone has a worthless degree and few have any practical training in the skills needed to make the world work.
Seconded...

They also said on the prog that a Physics A-Level in the UK is now a year or two years (I can't remember) behind the 'International Curriculum'...

Interesting  rubschin:

Daughter no1 is just starting her International GCSE course in September and the Headmaster said that these (and A Level) qualifications are more difficult than the UK version and therefore more valuable.  I just thought he was 'bigging up' the school but I see some of the higher achievement schools in the UK are now turning to the International GCSE's and A Levels.

The way to get on here in sunny Cypland is to rip off people buying property and many many of them do this!  Never mind your degree thingies!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2008, 11:23:12 AM
GCSE? You don't look old enough...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2008, 11:25:08 AM
The old girl round the corner just cadged a fag off me. She says her son doesn't approve of her smoking. Her son is 70!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: ice and a slice on July 13, 2008, 01:18:03 PM
GCSE? You don't look old enough...  eyes:

Child bride!! ;)

Even tho I'm a whole 4 years younger than you! 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2008, 06:35:32 AM
0730 Monday and not a soul around. Wonder if I  angry041: I'll get an echo ................ Nope  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2008, 07:22:12 AM
Helloooooooo...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 14, 2008, 07:33:30 AM
All part of the great socialist plan to keep themselves on top and the rest of us at the bottom.

Denial of education  of the masses was how the communists got away with it the the USSR for so long. Nulabour are perhaps more subtle in how they are going about it but they, far more than the old "landed gentry", have been building a political elite whilst keeping the general populace away from the opportunities for ten years and it is working. Just look at the way they lie and lie about how much better educated our children must be because of all the wonderful "3 passes at Grade C or above" routine when in fact the vast majority of children leave school unable to string three sentences together, unable to do more than basic maths and with absolutely no idea of the history of this country outside of a preselected 20 year slot. Universities have, in the main, been created out of Technical Collegs with the result that everyone has a worthless degree and few have any practical training in the skills needed to make the world work.
Seconded...

They also said on the prog that a Physics A-Level in the UK is now a year or two years (I can't remember) behind the 'International Curriculum'...

Interesting  rubschin:

Daughter no1 is just starting her International GCSE course in September and the Headmaster said that these (and A Level) qualifications are more difficult than the UK version and therefore more valuable.  I just thought he was 'bigging up' the school but I see some of the higher achievement schools in the UK are now turning to the International GCSE's and A Levels.

The way to get on here in sunny Cypland is to rip off people buying property and many many of them do this!  Never mind your degree thingies!

Having taken IGCSEs I can competely agree with him.  cloud9: We used to do GCSE papers as our internal school exams for the two years prior to our GCSEs as practice. We also did IB instead of A'levels which were also harder. A lot of us did A'Level papers as practice.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2008, 07:35:40 AM
My 'lectic went off at 3am... just got it back...  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2008, 07:42:01 AM
My 'lectic went off at 3am... just got it back...  Banghead

Hadn't got a Drachma for the meter?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2008, 08:37:18 AM
My 'lectic went off at 3am... just got it back...  Banghead

Hadn't got a Drachma for the meter?
Nope...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2008, 09:01:48 AM
No water, intermittent electricity, lousy internet connection.

Ah well at least it's scorchio.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2008, 09:29:28 AM
No water, intermittent electricity, lousy internet connection.

Ah well at least it's scorchio.  point:
Indeed Uncle...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2008, 09:31:38 AM
But he does have hot and cold running goats  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2008, 09:32:14 AM
That taste of chlorine  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2008, 09:33:42 AM
I steamed some potatoes last night. I hadn't noticed that Mrs Nick had been cleaning the steamer and had left it half full of a water/bleach mixture.....


 sick2:.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2008, 09:34:54 AM
I steamed some potatoes last night. I hadn't noticed that Mrs Nick had been cleaning the steamer and had left it half full of a water/bleach mixture.....


 sick2:.

You need new kitchen staff. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2008, 09:36:19 AM
I told someone the other night that I had arranged to trade Mrs Nick for some camels during her forthcoming trip to meet the Colonel.

Mrs Nick heard this and gave me "a look"  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2008, 12:06:41 PM
OK. Off out now. The Boy has to be transported unto his piano exam  evil: and thence unto his tennis lesson  evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2008, 12:07:28 PM
OK. Off out now. The Boy has to be transported unto his piano exam  evil: and thence unto his tennis lesson  evil: evil:
Go via the cake shop/station!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2008, 04:28:37 PM
OK. Off out now. The Boy has to be transported unto his piano exam  evil: and thence unto his tennis lesson  evil: evil:
Go via the cake shop/station!  point:
happy001

Don't forget the camera  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2008, 07:34:00 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2008, 12:51:41 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 16, 2008, 12:54:18 PM
Have you taken pictures then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2008, 12:54:58 PM
Next time I go to Ainsdale I will.

OK?

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 16, 2008, 01:18:07 PM
When will that be do you think?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2008, 01:19:34 PM
Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2008, 01:34:19 PM
prolly coz she want a couple of cakes
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 16, 2008, 01:34:36 PM
COZ I WANT TO SEE THE PICTURES!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2008, 01:35:25 PM
You like trains then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2008, 01:36:05 PM
 razz:  spider:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2008, 10:42:54 AM
Been like the Mary Celeste in here all day...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on July 20, 2008, 12:14:06 PM
I am here. Laptop in kitchen doing sunday lunch.Also large bottle of beer is present.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2008, 12:14:45 PM
Sorry, just got back ~ been to the tip with a load of junk in the continuing saga of clearing the garage. Then we went to a PYO to get Gooseberries, Redcurrants and Raspberries. Last weekend we got Raspberries and Strawberries and they have all been made into jam and are now sat in jars in the pantry. This afternoon making Gooseberry jam, Redcurrant Jelly and prolly some Raspberry Ripple Ice Cream. The once again the kennel is preparing for the coming year and hopes to be self-sufficient in jams etc. Next pick and make will be in the Autumn when we will be doing the same with Blackberries, Crab apples and other hedgerow delights.
cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on July 20, 2008, 12:19:05 PM
That reminds me, is it pickled onion season yet?  rubschin:

I'm going to make millions this year and NOT GIVE ANY AWAY!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2008, 12:28:45 PM
TBH we gave up on pickling our own onions some years back ~ mainly because we never got round to eating them. One jar of small silverskins for Christmas eating is all we would normally eat anyway. A large jar of pickled Quails Eggs on the other hand will be done within the next couple of weeks + a couple of jars of pickled Chicken Eggs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2008, 12:30:40 PM
I've been working on PCs most of the day... plus a trip to the tip... plus re-aligned a satellite dish...  noooo:

Time for the pool... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2008, 12:35:59 PM
That reminds me, is it pickled onion season yet?  rubschin:

I'm going to make millions this year and NOT GIVE ANY AWAY!  cussing:

Bit early mate.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on July 20, 2008, 12:50:19 PM
That reminds me, is it pickled onion season yet?  rubschin:

I'm going to make millions this year and NOT GIVE ANY AWAY!  cussing:

Bit early mate.

I suppose so.  cry: I have loads of jars ready though!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on July 20, 2008, 12:57:52 PM
That reminds me, is it pickled onion season yet?  rubschin:

I'm going to make millions this year and NOT GIVE ANY AWAY!  cussing:

Bit early mate.

I suppose so.  cry: I have loads of jars ready though!  happy088

Oh no....but watching Tg draggin the sack of onions in is worth the laugh! point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on July 20, 2008, 01:00:10 PM
 censored:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2008, 03:02:18 PM
That reminds me, is it pickled onion season yet?  rubschin:

I'm going to make millions this year and NOT GIVE ANY AWAY!  cussing:

Bit early mate.

I suppose so.  cry: I have loads of jars ready though!  happy088

Oh no....but watching Tg draggin the sack of onions in is worth the laugh! point:
Finding that kitty has pissed in all of the jars - that's worth a laugh!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2008, 03:14:04 PM
Remarkably good put down I read recently ~ when asked what he thought of the wine he had been served the guest asked how they had managed to train the cat to sit on the top of the bottle  lol:

At the time of reading that I thought "I MUST" remember that one to use at a later date. If any of you get the chance do let me know.














Oh ~ It was in a Stephen Fry book but still well worth using.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2008, 04:21:24 PM
. . . hopes to be self-sufficient in jams from other hedgerow delights.

Old fridge and condom jam should be interesting.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2008, 04:36:28 PM
  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2008, 04:59:08 PM
. . . hopes to be self-sufficient in jams from other hedgerow delights.

Old fridge and condom jam should be interesting.
And shoes... don't forget the shoes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2008, 05:08:01 PM
. . . hopes to be self-sufficient in jams from other hedgerow delights.

Old fridge and condom jam should be interesting.
And shoes... don't forget the shoes...  noooo:

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2008, 10:10:31 AM
 tunble:

Quiet today.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2008, 10:22:19 AM
I have been lying down  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2008, 10:28:10 AM
No better then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2008, 10:41:37 AM
 noooo: surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2008, 11:56:47 AM
No better then?

Either that or MUCH better.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 22, 2008, 12:11:26 PM
In his dreams.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 22, 2008, 12:12:15 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:04:27 PM
I suspect the female chiropractor has drained his wallet to such an extent he can't go out!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 22, 2008, 04:13:01 PM
Or drained something else...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2008, 04:13:27 PM
Or drained something else...
In his dreams...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2008, 04:14:39 PM
Or drained something else...
In his dreams...  noooo:

In his wet dreams perhaps.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2008, 05:11:40 PM
My relationship the lovely Donna is pure  cloud9:

Apart from the ogling  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2008, 06:05:07 PM
Donna?

Sounds a bit down market.  noooo:

Does she work evenings in the kebab van?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2008, 06:36:03 PM
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2008, 11:11:32 PM
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Ginger and hirsute then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2008, 04:23:21 AM
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Scottish! point:

The wedding before the one I attended yesterday was Scottish... they had a piper...  noooo: and wore tartan...  noooo:  and I couldn't understand a word any of them said... and the women were all munters... and heavily with child or with children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:

I'm sure kebab Donna is lovely though...  happy001

Take her a deep fried Mars Bar next time you go...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2008, 05:36:15 AM
...children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:


How bizarre
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2008, 05:39:19 AM
...children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:


How bizarre
rubschin:

...children hanging around their legs with snotty noses then...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2008, 07:57:03 AM
Donna is a brunette with a Kirsty Young-style accent.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2008, 07:58:09 AM
Donna is a brunette with a Kirsty Young-style accent.

 cloud9:
And children hanging around her legs with snotty noses?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 23, 2008, 07:58:42 AM
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Scottish! point:

The wedding before the one I attended yesterday was Scottish... they had a piper...  noooo: and wore tartan...  noooo:  and I couldn't understand a word any of them said... and the women were all munters... and heavily with child or with children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:

I'm sure kebab Donna is lovely though...  happy001

Take her a deep fried Mars Bar next time you go...  whistle:

Wasn't the last wedding you attended before yesterday's Miss Piggy's?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2008, 08:08:08 AM
He spends a lot of time watching people get married.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2008, 08:19:19 AM
Donna is a brunette with a Kirsty Young-style accent.

 cloud9:

This fantasy is growing by the hour.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2008, 08:27:29 AM
She is , regrettably, Scottish. Otherwise she is Yumster  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Scottish! point:

The wedding before the one I attended yesterday was Scottish... they had a piper...  noooo: and wore tartan...  noooo:  and I couldn't understand a word any of them said... and the women were all munters... and heavily with child or with children with snotty noses hanging around their legs...  whistle:

I'm sure kebab Donna is lovely though...  happy001

Take her a deep fried Mars Bar next time you go...  whistle:

Wasn't the last wedding you attended before yesterday's Miss Piggy's?  rubschin:
ye-es... and your point is...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 25, 2008, 02:37:27 PM
God, there's only me and TMR in here and I'll be gone soon.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2008, 06:48:40 PM
Space, the final frontier ....................
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on July 25, 2008, 07:09:13 PM
 tunble:























I could recruit some more scousers?





















 rubschin: Nah.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2008, 07:17:12 PM
A Surrey eye keeps a check on things...

Be worried - I am Young's'd up and semi-dangerous.

55 persons in my orifice left today. It's amazing how you can miss perpetual irritants.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2008, 06:43:38 AM
A Surrey eye keeps a check on things...

Be worried - I am Young's'd up and semi-dangerous.

55 persons in my orifice left today. It's amazing how you can miss perpetual irritants.
A survey... noooooooooo!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2008, 08:03:39 AM
A Surrey eye keeps a check on things...

Be worried - I am Young's'd up and semi-dangerous.

55 persons in my orifice left today. It's amazing how you can miss perpetual irritants.
A survey... noooooooooo!  noooo:

WOT?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2008, 08:14:02 AM
A Surrey eye keeps a check on things...

Be worried - I am Young's'd up and semi-dangerous.

55 persons in my orifice left today. It's amazing how you can miss perpetual irritants.
A survey... noooooooooo!  noooo:

WOT?  eeek:
I said, A survey... noooooooooo!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 26, 2008, 08:17:34 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2008, 11:53:49 AM
A Surrey eye keeps a check on things...

Be worried - I am Young's'd up and semi-dangerous.

55 persons in my orifice left today. It's amazing how you can miss perpetual irritants.
A survey... noooooooooo!  noooo:

WOT?  eeek:
I said, A survey... noooooooooo!  noooo:

Who mentioned SURVEY before you did?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2008, 12:31:42 PM
A Surrey eye keeps a check on things...

Be worried - I am Young's'd up and semi-dangerous.

55 persons in my orifice left today. It's amazing how you can miss perpetual irritants.
A survey... noooooooooo!  noooo:

WOT?  eeek:
I said, A survey... noooooooooo!  noooo:

Who mentioned SURVEY before you did?
Um... I was hungover...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 26, 2008, 01:25:00 PM
And now I find I am the only one here.

Have to help myself then.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2008, 02:37:56 PM
And now I find I am the only one here.

Have to help myself then.
Ahem... I don't think so!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 26, 2008, 02:49:20 PM
More ice, much more ice please...  (sweltering emoticon)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2008, 03:32:10 PM
More ice, much more ice please...  (sweltering emoticon)
Scorchio?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 26, 2008, 03:39:14 PM
Si, bloody molto scorchio  redface:

I spent most of the morning outside being err... 'community minded' and helping out. In spite of the stylish Panama I feel like I almost got sunstroke!  Now indoors with windows and doors open to catch a slight breeze and the thermo's reading 79.2
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 26, 2008, 04:37:08 PM
Tis warmish here today ~ I still have a bloody awful cold (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick010.gif&hash=f55d4817f2b7977dd7edaae39e2694ffaa37467a) and have spent the day sorting out little boys bedrooms, tidying, cleaning, emptying cupboards etc ~ where do they get all this stuff?
SWMBO took on the mammoth task of tidying the room of the Teenage Hormone Wreck ...... there have been "words"  ranging from  eeek: to  angry041: and back again.
The boys and I have played with Scalectrix and Hornby oo Train sets as well  whistle:

I still feel (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick010.gif&hash=f55d4817f2b7977dd7edaae39e2694ffaa37467a)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: beerhead on July 26, 2008, 09:53:31 PM
About 36c here today. Mowed the lawn at 8am, went to market, sat in the shade for a bit, then siesta, and then into the piazza for an aperitivo or two before the evening barbecue.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2008, 07:36:04 AM
About 36c here today. Mowed the lawn at 8am, went to market, sat in the shade for a bit, then siesta, and then into the piazza for an aperitivo or two before the evening barbecue.

Ain't life a bitch  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on July 27, 2008, 07:48:45 AM
I am doing the first barbecue of the year here today as the wearther has changed for the better. Guests have been invited.

I have just looked at metcheck.com which informs me it should start pissing it down at about the time I am due to light the match!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 07:53:41 AM
Do what my BiL did. Have your BBQ under a Gazebo (Only £49.99 from most Argos stores).

Anywhoooo the BiL managed to position his BBQ in such a way as to melt the plastic rods supporting one corner of the gazebo which then collapsed onto the BBQ setting the nylon cover aflame.  whistle:


I larfed a lot when news reached me.





Even Nick wouldn't ..................  rubschin:



OK Scrub that last bit.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 27, 2008, 10:06:02 AM
Just about to depart for a pint with my dad. Hope there's some food bits on rhe bar.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 10:13:06 AM
Just about to depart for a pint with my dad. Hope there's some food bits on rhe bar.


Enjoy it mate. Something I used to do with my Dad as often as I could (Most Sundays in fact for several years) and now he's not there to go with somehow it's just not the same pleasure.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on July 27, 2008, 10:14:28 AM
The pub round the corner from us puts hot roast potatoes on the bar sometimes on a sunday.  cloud9:

They dont last long.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2008, 10:19:24 AM
Do what my BiL did. Have your BBQ under a Gazebo (Only £49.99 from most Argos stores).

Anywhoooo the BiL managed to position his BBQ in such a way as to melt the plastic rods supporting one corner of the gazebo which then collapsed onto the BBQ setting the nylon cover aflame.  whistle:


I larfed a lot when news reached me.





Even Nick wouldn't ..................  rubschin:



OK Scrub that last bit.
I was on the beach last year when some people turned up with a plastic table and chairs and one of those little disposable tin-foil barbecues...

No doubt you have already guessed what they did - it melted a rectangular hole right through!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 10:22:09 AM
Do what my BiL did. Have your BBQ under a Gazebo (Only £49.99 from most Argos stores).

Anywhoooo the BiL managed to position his BBQ in such a way as to melt the plastic rods supporting one corner of the gazebo which then collapsed onto the BBQ setting the nylon cover aflame.  whistle:


I larfed a lot when news reached me.





Even Nick wouldn't ..................  rubschin:



OK Scrub that last bit.
I was on the beach last year when some people turned up with a plastic table and chairs and one of those little disposable tin-foil barbecues...

No doubt you have already guessed what they did - it melted a rectangular hole right through!  point:

TBH BM Do you, like me, find that it is the idots of this world that make it all worthwhile?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 10:25:11 AM
The pub round the corner from us puts hot roast potatoes on the bar sometimes on a sunday.  cloud9:

They dont last long.


We used to do this back in 89/90/91 (Roasties or cheese cubes depending on the weather and what we had in the kitchen ~ did frogs legs a few time too) when we had pubs but the snoopers from the council "public health" dept tried to stop all pubs in the area doing this as they said it was not a hygienic way to serve food.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2008, 10:27:17 AM
Do what my BiL did. Have your BBQ under a Gazebo (Only £49.99 from most Argos stores).

Anywhoooo the BiL managed to position his BBQ in such a way as to melt the plastic rods supporting one corner of the gazebo which then collapsed onto the BBQ setting the nylon cover aflame.  whistle:


I larfed a lot when news reached me.





Even Nick wouldn't ..................  rubschin:



OK Scrub that last bit.
I was on the beach last year when some people turned up with a plastic table and chairs and one of those little disposable tin-foil barbecues...

No doubt you have already guessed what they did - it melted a rectangular hole right through!  point:

TBH BM Do you, like me, find that it is the idots of this world that make it all worthwhile?
Indeed... it was fun sitting there watching them set it up, light it... and then try to catch it!  happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2008, 12:06:21 PM
Tel is in the saloon bar with his dad - I am outside reading the paper. Weather is glorious today :-)

Lots of scantily clad flesh about - most of it pretty good!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 12:08:31 PM
And Tel Senior? Well I trust.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2008, 12:11:17 PM
In the circumstances, yes.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 12:48:19 PM
That's all any of us can ask.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2008, 04:33:39 PM
Enjoy it mate. Something I used to do with my Dad as often as I could (Most Sundays in fact for several years) and now he's not there to go with somehow it's just not the same pleasure.

Bugger. Almost brought a tear to the eye that did. As much as I sometimes resented it dragging myself down to Hayling Island once a fortnight for years and taking the old bugger out for a Sunday lunch... dare I say, I miss it.  sad24:

He'd misbehave; he'd piss himself before getting to the loo; he'd leer at the waitresses; he'd say the food wasn't up to much and then have a spotlessly clean plate; he'd smile and the kiddies and then make them cry adjusting his false teeth  eeek:

We'd sit in the car watching the seagulls and the far distant ships listening to Any Answers on the radio. Then he'd say something like "That Tony Blair's a right tit isn't he?"

followed by "It's strange when you fire the ship's guns over the horizon because you can only see about 25 miles at sea because of the curvature of the earth..."

We've lost some good 'uns.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2008, 05:18:45 PM
Indeed.

My brother found my dad basically dead at the bottom of the stairs - I was skiing in Andorra. 1992. I cannot begin to think what went through my brothers mind when he found him.

Miss the old bugger though, even though he was "only" 54.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 06:59:12 PM
In some ways I was lucky. My Dad suffered from heart problems throughout his fifties and sixties and got a bit vacant when he reached 70. Then all of a sudden he went into total senile dementia, almost overnight. Mum did say afterward that she had thought something was up with him and he'd been getting violent moods for a couple of months but according to the medics he had multiple mini strokes, up to twenty a day and his brain literally imploded. In six weeks he went from coherent old man to complete nothing. My last sight of him was sitting in a hospital, moving imaginary things from one side of the table to the other and back again. He lost all power of speech, all self awareness and then just died. All in six weeks.  noooo:

When Mum's turn came some 5 years later I was talking to her on the phone. She hung up and went to the bathroom. My Brother came in from work two hours later and found her dead from a massive stroke. Again you have to accept what the medics say and they tell me she could not have felt anything, it would have been over in micro seconds. She had all her marbles and more right up to the end. Neither of them reached 72.

AND this is a bloody morbid subject ~ let's change it huh!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 28, 2008, 07:55:43 AM
And Tel Senior? Well I trust.

Tel Senior is in good fettle considering. My mum died last Wednesday and having lost FIL & MIL last year, it's not been the best time of my life.
Spending too much time biting my tongue and trying to avoid arguements with dad and my sister over arrangements. Will be glad to get through this week.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2008, 08:26:18 AM
Sorry to hear that Tel.Sorting out stuff like that is a stressful nightmare.

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2008, 08:32:23 AM
And Tel Senior? Well I trust.

Tel Senior is in good fettle considering. My mum died last Wednesday and having lost FIL & MIL last year, it's not been the best time of my life.
Spending too much time biting my tongue and trying to avoid arguements with dad and my sister over arrangements. Will be glad to get through this week.

That's a bugger!
Wish you all the luck in the world sorting things out and keeping everyone on an even keel.
I'll mention you in dispatches when I get on my knees tonight. Whether you believe or not it can do no harm.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 28, 2008, 09:22:13 AM
Thanks guys.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 28, 2008, 12:07:00 PM
This place is nearly as empty as the real pub - popped in there to arrange stuff for after funeral and there were just 2 customers, one was having coffee.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2008, 12:34:37 PM
'Sholdays innit
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 28, 2008, 01:15:02 PM
Someof us are working you know  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2008, 02:02:32 PM
I've been werking too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 30, 2008, 09:15:32 AM
I find myself all alone here again.

Is everyone abstaining, signed the pledge or something?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 30, 2008, 09:25:36 AM
Probably out enjoying the sun.

I'm working and popping in here occasionally.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 10:17:39 AM
I've been logged on all morning (since about 5.30)  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:11:01 AM
I just pass through from time to time at the moment
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 30, 2008, 11:16:09 AM
You sound like a Time Lord, DS  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 11:16:47 AM
I just pass through from time to time at the moment

Making hay whilst the sun shines?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2008, 11:17:53 AM
I've been werking again today fixing satellites (you need a very, very long ladder)...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:18:56 AM
I just pass through from time to time at the moment

Making hay whilst the sun shines?

Close.

Giving irritating advice to others who are toiling is more like it.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 11:20:08 AM
I just pass through from time to time at the moment

Making hay whilst the sun shines?

Close.

Giving irritating advice to others who are toiling is more like it.  eyes:

Ah yes ~ Definition of a farmer? A man outstanding in his field.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:20:44 AM
I've been werking again today fixing satellites (you need a very, very long ladder)...  noooo:

Hope you had your baseball cap on, sunstroke can be nasty.

Not to mention the flare on weather pictures.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2008, 11:21:09 AM
I just pass through from time to time at the moment

Making hay whilst the sun shines?

Close.

Giving irritating advice to others who are toiling is more like it.  eyes:

Ah yes ~ Definition of a farmer? A man outstanding in his field.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 30, 2008, 12:04:20 PM
Afternoon all!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 12:12:48 PM
Watcher Cock!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2008, 12:13:30 PM
Watcher Cock!
eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 12:15:16 PM
Watcher Cock!
eeek:


Typical Southampton greeting to which the standard reply is "Why, does it do tricks?"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2008, 12:43:02 PM
Bastards.

A huge flock of starlings has taken up residence in the village. There must be several thousand of them and they make a hell of a noise. When they swarm over they block out the sun.

This morning they all gathered in a couple of big trees in our neighbours' garden. I was watching them when they all took off at once and, in some sort of synchronised routine, every single one of them shat at the same time. All over me  evil:

I looked like those statues you see covered in pigeon shit.  cussing:

I had to have a shower.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 30, 2008, 12:54:30 PM
Now would not be the time to say it is supposed to be lucky, is it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2008, 12:59:42 PM
No.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 30, 2008, 01:01:13 PM
OK










But it is supposed to be lucky.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 01:02:57 PM
When Queen Victoria mentoned to the dseigners her concerns about the numbers of birds within the structure with the attendant possibility of "accidents" befalling visitors to the Crystal Palace she was assured that the matter would be dealt with. Further enquiries as to how the problem would be resolved met, allegedly, with the brief answer ............. "Sparrow Hawks Ma'am".

Might I suggest that Nick issues his Boy with a catapult and supply of small pebbles. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2008, 01:05:12 PM
That would increase the danger  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2008, 01:07:47 PM
It might provoke the council/residents association into taking some anti starling action.


















Anyway ~ did not Nelson himself walk your grounds? Now you know how he felt.


The Cleaning of Nick
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 30, 2008, 03:00:57 PM
Thank heavens that didn't say "The cloning of Nick"...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on July 30, 2008, 05:51:44 PM
I am having certain 'difficulties' at work which means I cannot be on much during office hours. When I get home I cannot be arsed to look at PC screens.

I am sure you have been missing me.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2008, 05:52:33 PM
Erm.................................

Of course,of course
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2008, 08:34:47 PM
Erm.................................

Of course,of course
Psssssttttt... who is he?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2008, 08:37:37 PM
I dimly recall him............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2008, 05:18:10 AM
I dimly recall him............
Hobknobs perhaps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2008, 06:07:48 AM
I am having certain 'difficulties' at work which means I cannot be on much during office hours. When I get home I cannot be arsed to look at PC screens.

I am sure you have been missing me.  cloud9:

Both of you in fact. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on July 31, 2008, 06:29:41 AM
 censored:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on July 31, 2008, 07:02:05 AM
I am having certain 'difficulties' at work which means I cannot be on much during office hours. When I get home I cannot be arsed to look at PC screens.

I am sure you have been missing me.  cloud9:

Both of you in fact. whistle:

arrr ta for that, although things are a bit difficult at mo....  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2008, 07:12:53 AM
I am having certain 'difficulties' at work which means I cannot be on much during office hours. When I get home I cannot be arsed to look at PC screens.

I am sure you have been missing me.  cloud9:

Both of you in fact. whistle:

arrr ta for that, although things are a bit difficult at mo....  sad24:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 31, 2008, 08:58:54 AM
We have a around 30 people leaving the office today.

Two of the lovelies have come dressed as schoolgirls and are going round asking certain certain people to sign their blouses. Naturally, they both wanted their favourite IT bod to sign. By the time they arrived at my desk, the entire back of their blouses was adorned with good luck messages from well wishers.

There was nowhere left on the back to write my message.

You can guess the rest  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2008, 09:24:18 AM
Gentleman that you are I expect you signed their sleeves.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 31, 2008, 09:42:12 AM
The sleeves were full  noooo:

So my little message - "It has been great fun working with you and I know you will go on to bigger and better things. Your time here has been punctuated with many IT related "mishaps" and I hope that my help made your life a bit easier and that you learnt a thing or two. You are still young and have a great future if you keep your head down and graft hard. I am always stuck for words on these occasions, suffice it to say the office will be a little duller without you here, but you will always hold a fond memory in my ageing brain. All the very best of luck. Love, TMR" - had to be written on the front.

I think I covered all the angles ( eyes:) but it is very difficult to write on such curves.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2008, 09:43:26 AM
 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 31, 2008, 09:46:25 AM
The sleeves were full  noooo:

So my little message - "It has been great fun working with you and I know you will go on to bigger and better things. Your time here has been punctuated with many IT related "mishaps" and I hope that my help made your life a bit easier and that you learnt a thing or two. You are still young and have a great future if you keep your head down and graft hard. I am always stuck for words on these occasions, suffice it to say the office will be a little duller without you here, but you will always hold a fond memory in my ageing brain. All the very best of luck. Love, TMR" - had to be written on the front.

I think I covered all the angles ( eyes:) but it is very difficult to write on such curves.




 happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 31, 2008, 10:52:34 AM
They're all leaving now...lots of  sad24:

Lots of kisses. I now have various shades of lipstick all over me and I smell like Boots perfume counter. A couple of the lovelies have asked if I can go and sort their "boxes" out at home  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2008, 11:06:29 AM
Oooooooooooooh Matron!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2008, 12:09:31 PM
TMR has a new job with all the perks!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 31, 2008, 04:09:56 PM
I dread to think what sort of horrors these boxes will be.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 01, 2008, 12:37:16 PM
This morning they all gathered in a couple of big trees in our neighbours' garden. I was watching them when they all took off at once and, in some sort of synchronised routine, every single one of them shat at the same time. All over me  evil:

I looked like those statues you see covered in pigeon shit.  cussing:

I had to have a shower.  cussing:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 01, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2008, 04:57:05 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!
Welcome back!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2008, 07:34:36 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2008, 07:37:21 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
On the buses...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 02, 2008, 07:40:33 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
On the buses...  ::)

No! Only Reg Varney was "On the Buses".....
This being his destination GOS must have been coming from somewhere on a bus ~ ergo he has bin somewhere  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2008, 07:47:55 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
On the buses...  ::)

No! Only Reg Varney was "On the Buses".....
This being his destination GOS must have been coming from somewhere on a bus ~ ergo he has bin somewhere  whistle:
Perhaps he is a bus driver...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2008, 11:07:08 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
On the buses...  ::)

No! Only Reg Varney was "On the Buses".....
This being his destination GOS must have been coming from somewhere on a bus ~ ergo he has bin somewhere  whistle:
Perhaps he is a bus driver...  rubschin:

I expect he had a problem with his "armoured column".  whistle:

Welcome back on camp old chap.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 02, 2008, 11:09:07 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
Thanks for asking Snoopy,  I would love to say that I have been on a world tour, but I have been a bit poorly, I am missing a few bits but I am back!!!!

Any gossip?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2008, 11:09:56 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
Thanks for asking Snoopy,  I would love to say that I have been on a world tour, but I have been a bit poorly, I am missing a few bits but I am back!!!!

Any gossip?
Tell us which bits are missing and we'll start gossiping...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 02, 2008, 11:10:16 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!
Welcome back!  cloud9:

Thanks BM, is my slate still good?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2008, 11:11:30 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!
Welcome back!  cloud9:

Thanks BM, is my slate still good?
It is still devoid of chalk if that's what you mean...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 02, 2008, 11:12:01 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
Thanks for asking Snoopy,  I would love to say that I have been on a world tour, but I have been a bit poorly, I am missing a few bits but I am back!!!!

Any gossip?
Tell us which bits are missing and we'll start gossiping...  whistle:
Not any really interesting bits, but the took enough to clone a small army
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 02, 2008, 11:14:10 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
On the buses...  ::)

No! Only Reg Varney was "On the Buses".....
This being his destination GOS must have been coming from somewhere on a bus ~ ergo he has bin somewhere  whistle:
Perhaps he is a bus driver...  rubschin:

I expect he had a problem with his "armoured column".  whistle:

Welcome back on camp old chap.

Many thanks DS and I should be so lucky ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2008, 11:18:26 AM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
Thanks for asking Snoopy,  I would love to say that I have been on a world tour, but I have been a bit poorly, I am missing a few bits but I am back!!!!

Any gossip?
Tell us which bits are missing and we'll start gossiping...  whistle:
Not any really interesting bits, but the took enough to clone a small army
Liposuction then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2008, 11:22:28 AM
I knew someone who had that once too often and ended up inside-out  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2008, 12:53:54 PM
I knew someone who had that once too often and ended up inside-out  noooo:
Of course...  char048

Did they work at the bakery/model train shop?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2008, 12:57:11 PM
No, why?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2008, 04:04:17 PM
Sorry I am late, bloody buses!

 lol:  Good to see you GOS ~ where you bin?
Thanks for asking Snoopy,  I would love to say that I have been on a world tour, but I have been a bit poorly, I am missing a few bits but I am back!!!!

Any gossip?
Tell us which bits are missing and we'll start gossiping...  whistle:
Not any really interesting bits, but the took enough to clone a small army
Liposuction then...?  whistle:

If he has come back here then it was most likely a Lobotomy.  noooo:

Glad you are back on parade anyway GOS.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on August 02, 2008, 08:01:11 PM
Cheers DS.. I think ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 06, 2008, 08:29:08 AM
Only me and the hound  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 06, 2008, 08:39:10 AM
Only me and the hound  tunble:

I'm here as well, lying behind the piano.

Is it time to go home yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 06, 2008, 08:45:57 AM
I'm here - No meetings today.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2008, 11:00:43 AM
I've been out in Limassol... 38 degrees like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2008, 11:02:49 AM
Scorchio then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2008, 11:03:59 AM
Scorchio then
Yes... I bought a scuba tank and carried it halfway across town back to my truck... seemed a good idea when i left the shop...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2008, 11:06:28 AM
Scuba tank? MOre goat rescuing?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2008, 11:15:14 AM
Scuba tank? MOre goat rescuing?
Possibly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 10, 2008, 10:59:20 AM
All on my own again!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2008, 11:10:37 AM
We are going bowling  evil:

Bye
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2008, 01:25:26 PM
I've been trout fishing with my two little 'uns. Two nice Rainbows in the freezer now ~ not bad for a morning's effort on the lake. Minor hooked 'em both but needed help to get them ashore.
One weighed in at 2lb 8oz the other at 1lb 6oz. I didn't fish as I cannot watch two boys and fish.
Minimus had and lost three which he swears were each at least as big as a whale.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2008, 04:44:55 PM
We went crabbing the other day with The Boy and ANother Boy.Both insisted that they had just missed crabs as big as (both extend arms wide).

Is this pre-programmed?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2008, 04:51:59 PM
I have been teaching gerls to scuba...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2008, 04:55:58 PM
Rubberwear?

Bikinis?

We demand evidence!




 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2008, 06:26:15 PM
We went crabbing the other day with The Boy and ANother Boy.Both insisted that they had just missed crabs as big as (both extend arms wide).

Is this pre-programmed?  rubschin:


Yes ~ and for "crabbing" the harbour side at Conwy (two miles at most from Deganwy) is unsurpassable.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2008, 07:20:51 PM
Which is where we were!  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:36:20 AM
Rubberwear?

Bikinis?

We demand evidence!




 eyes:
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 05:59:05 AM
Which is where we were!  redface:

Shame on you, why not ring? ~ Mrs S#2 + Minor and Minimus were there on Saturday afternoon too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 07:55:24 AM
We were there on Thursday. In the rain  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 07:58:04 AM
I have been reminded that they were there on Friday ~ Dunno where the days go  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 07:58:32 AM
Friday they went to Hilbre (my lot that is)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 08:02:14 AM
Our local Field Club had an outing there recently ~ Mrs S#2 and THW did not go.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 08:22:59 AM
 sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 08:24:01 AM
Snoopy was merely reporting that his lot had NOT done something uninteresting.

What is wrong with that, baldy?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 08:24:58 AM
sleep017

Rivetting innit ~ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 08:25:25 AM
Snoopy was merely reporting that his lot had NOT done something uninteresting.

What is wrong with that, baldy?
Zzzzzzzzzzzz... Oh, sorry, did you say something?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 08:30:33 AM
I'm off to buy some wood... 'n things...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 08:31:23 AM
I have to get my car MOT'd. Exciting, eh?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 08:32:47 AM
We're going to the tip and thence fruit picking. I can't wait. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 10:19:33 AM
I've got wood...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 10:24:16 AM
You got that viagra then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 10:25:44 AM
You got that viagra then
Cialis...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 10:26:21 AM
 noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 11:55:15 AM
Why are you purchasing wood?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:02:34 PM
Why are you purchasing wood?
I'm making a cover thing for our pergola... to keep the sun off like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 12:02:59 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 12:04:10 PM
Why are you purchasing wood?
I'm making a cover thing for our pergola... to keep the sun off like...

Sounds ummm riveting.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 12:04:35 PM
No. Nails
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:05:21 PM
No. Nails
Screws actually...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 12:06:49 PM
Who does?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:08:11 PM
Who does?
Me does... when the wood stain is dry like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 12:35:05 PM
Hope your timber is pressure treated or it will split in the hot sun like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:39:49 PM
Hope your timber is pressure treated or it will split in the hot sun like  whistle:
eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 12:43:39 PM
Hope your timber is pressure treated or it will split in the hot sun like  whistle:
eeek:

 whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:45:02 PM
Hope your timber is pressure treated or it will split in the hot sun like  whistle:
eeek:

 whistle: whistle:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 12:48:21 PM
Quote
Why choose pressure treated or tanalised timber?

The word "tanalised" comes from the liquid preservative originally used in the process which is called "Tanalith"

After the process is completed, the wood repels vermin, insects and rot and provides a clean, bright, long-life timber which should last for 20 year plus under the harshest conditions and completely eliminates the need to use further preservatives on an annual basis.

The process

The wood is immersed in a liquid preservative and placed in a vacuum pressure chamber under controlled conditions.

The chamber forces the chemical into the wood fibres and this approach makes sure that the chemical reaches the core of each piece of wood.

It will not leak out in any type of environment and is a much more effective treatment than simply soaking the wood in preservative or annually applying liquid preservative by hand.

Products purchased with this treatment will be at a higher price than timber treated in the usual manner but customers will save in the long run as their product will last for many years with no maintenance.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:49:41 PM
Quote
Why choose pressure treated or tanalised timber?

The word "tanalised" comes from the liquid preservative originally used in the process which is called "Tanalith"

After the process is completed, the wood repels vermin, insects and rot and provides a clean, bright, long-life timber which should last for 20 year plus under the harshest conditions and completely eliminates the need to use further preservatives on an annual basis.

The process

The wood is immersed in a liquid preservative and placed in a vacuum pressure chamber under controlled conditions.

The chamber forces the chemical into the wood fibres and this approach makes sure that the chemical reaches the core of each piece of wood.

It will not leak out in any type of environment and is a much more effective treatment than simply soaking the wood in preservative or annually applying liquid preservative by hand.

Products purchased with this treatment will be at a higher price than timber treated in the usual manner but customers will save in the long run as their product will last for many years with no maintenance.
Nah... I've just dobbed Ronseal all over it (and me and the rest of the garage)... what could go wrong?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 12:52:35 PM
Tell me that again in 12 months  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:53:30 PM
Tell me that again in 12 months  whistle:
It'll be fine...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 12:56:50 PM
You could use that on LL. Simultaneous tan and preservative  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 12:58:36 PM
You could use that on LL. Simultaneous tan and preservative  whistle:
Ronseal eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 01:01:28 PM
Anywhoo ~ The Garden cuttings are in the compost at t'tip, butter and cheese purchased from the local creamery, 3 kilos strawberries picked (for freezing this time), shopping all done and Lil Bruvver visited (albeit a short visit)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 01:02:37 PM
Anywhoo ~ The Garden cuttings are in the compost at t'tip, butter and cheese purchased from the local creamery, 3 kilos strawberries picked (for freezing this time), shopping all done and Lil Bruvver visited (albeit a short visit)
We have to pick figs... oh and water my runner beans...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 01:04:17 PM
Anywhoo ~ The Garden cuttings are in the compost at t'tip, butter and cheese purchased from the local creamery, 3 kilos strawberries picked (for freezing this time), shopping all done and Lil Bruvver visited (albeit a short visit)
We have to pick figs... oh and water my runner beans...  cloud9:

What with?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 01:10:10 PM
Anywhoo ~ The Garden cuttings are in the compost at t'tip, butter and cheese purchased from the local creamery, 3 kilos strawberries picked (for freezing this time), shopping all done and Lil Bruvver visited (albeit a short visit)
We have to pick figs... oh and water my runner beans...  cloud9:

What with?
Use your imagination...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 01:10:36 PM
Anywhoo ~ The Garden cuttings are in the compost at t'tip, butter and cheese purchased from the local creamery, 3 kilos strawberries picked (for freezing this time), shopping all done and Lil Bruvver visited (albeit a short visit)
We have to pick figs... oh and water my runner beans...  cloud9:

What with?

 Use your imagination...  whistle:

eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 01:10:57 PM
He has gone organic  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 11, 2008, 01:43:01 PM
He has gone organic  noooo:

Not orgasmic, thankfully  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 01:44:22 PM
That comes after the Ronseal

(no pun intended)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2008, 09:41:03 AM
An awful warning to Barman and LL!

http://www.heatworld.com/Article/2582/Jodie+Marsh/And+the+worst+fake+tan+ever+belongs+to... (http://www.heatworld.com/Article/2582/Jodie+Marsh/And+the+worst+fake+tan+ever+belongs+to...)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2008, 02:39:38 PM
I have been out to lunch... all day like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 12, 2008, 03:01:37 PM
All day?  you must have been hungry  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2008, 03:05:11 PM
All day?  you must have been hungry  ;)
Indeed... [hic]  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 14, 2008, 10:01:42 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2008, 10:13:24 AM
tunble:

I am here after dispensing some advice on combines.

They must have been worried I might suffer some nasal injury when assuring me they could cope.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 14, 2008, 10:35:08 AM
A "snort of derision" emoticon.  rubschin:

Now that could be useful.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 14, 2008, 10:48:34 AM
I am waiting for my Tiger 110 to be MOT'd.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2008, 11:20:09 AM
I have been shopping with LL... and making Brandy Sour mixture...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2008, 01:37:10 PM
Hello. Anybody there!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2008, 01:40:33 PM
I was in the cellar, changing a barrel.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2008, 01:51:47 PM
Pissing on the barrels, more like.

Mrs TMR (to be) won the "tipster" competition in the real pub yesterday, thus is £125 up. We are trying to drink our way through it. This is the second time she has won it, it doesn't half upset the public bar "racing pro's" when a gorgeous lady beats them!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2008, 01:52:08 PM
I am entertaining gerls...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2008, 01:59:37 PM
Pissing on the barrels, more like.

In them perhaps  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2008, 02:04:13 PM
Barman is doing his wonderful animal shadows show, using the light reflecting off his head.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2008, 02:08:19 PM
He is quite good at them tho' ~ mind I cannot work out how he does this one.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.raingod.com%2Fangus%2FGallery%2FPhotos%2FAfrica%2FMorocco%2Fimages%2FErgChebbiCamelShadows01.jpg&hash=0dca01b1a9eae1dff2cfc4b03140fa7440283334)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on August 17, 2008, 05:31:49 PM
Can he do 'deformed rabbit'?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2008, 05:39:39 PM
Can he do 'deformed rabbit'?  rubschin:

Only when LL catches him on the hop  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2008, 05:23:36 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 25, 2008, 01:46:20 PM
Everybody's buggered again!

Will have to go to the real pub. Probably just as empty though.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2008, 01:48:48 PM
Everybody's buggered again!

Will have to go to the real pub. Probably just as empty though.
I'm here!  cussing:

I just dozed off for a bit...  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2008, 03:42:39 PM
We were off with the Red Arrows, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2008, 04:43:35 PM
Us too ~ just got back. As usual they were superb.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2008, 06:36:52 PM
We were a bit far off and they were turning over our heads. Mrs Nick and MiL crouched down with fingers in their ears. But yes, excellento!

Disappointed with the other lot.

I met my neighbour there. She says she always cries when she sees the Red Arrows. MInd you, she was pissed  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2008, 04:49:44 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaViaA_r.jpg&hash=cae74dfa7e7343b0b7a48b4e7c1b089636266800) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aViaA_r)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2008, 07:02:25 AM
Who is that fat bald bloke in the blue shirt?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2008, 07:52:24 AM
Who is that fat bald bloke in the blue shirt?
Not me... I am neither fat nor bald...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2008, 07:52:41 AM
 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2008, 08:09:59 AM
The "Second Lot" had to cut their display short due to the deteriorating weather conditions ~ which, if you had been on the promonade where the display was overhead then you would have heard via the PA system. That said the two of them were never going to match the 9 Red Arrows.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on August 26, 2008, 08:47:22 AM
I saw the Red Arrows on Sunday too! From a boat, on the Thames.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2008, 08:51:22 AM
 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2008, 10:10:34 AM
I see Wenchy is back.The possibilities for lewd innuendo will multiply like rabbits.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2008, 10:18:31 AM
 doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on August 26, 2008, 07:01:03 PM
Many years ago, when I was but a lad, 10 of of us were off on holiday down south in a converted bedford van. We pulled over into a lay by for a picknick in the middle of nowhere.

Halfway through the first ham sarnie there was an earth shattering roar and the arrows did what seemed like a bomb run out of nowhere on our van, We were then treated to the entire show.

Turned out we were next to the airfield and they were training.

I've seen them since but have never forgotten that day. They were flying Gnats then I think. When we got to the holiday destination it was straight down the shop to buy the Airfix model. I think I was nine.

I want to be nine again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2008, 07:19:49 PM
I want to be ten again.His GF has brand new boobs  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2008, 08:04:11 AM
I want to be ten again.

Centimetres?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2008, 08:05:39 AM
I want to be ten again.

Centimetres?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 28, 2008, 10:25:34 AM
Well we're off to Sutton for lunch with pater.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2008, 10:26:11 AM
Your dad is a Roman?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2008, 12:25:17 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 02, 2008, 12:41:26 PM
Where does everybody keep disappearing to?

Just me and the tumbleweed here at the moment.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2008, 01:15:20 PM
Where does everybody keep disappearing to?

Just me and the tumbleweed here at the moment.

Eh? What?

 sleep017

I was having 40 winks behind the Aspidistra.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2008, 01:16:19 PM
I had to go the library and the garden centre (orders).

I feel like a f*cking OAP
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2008, 01:23:34 PM
I feel like f*cking an OAP

You have come to the right place sir.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 02, 2008, 01:32:12 PM
I'm, erm, drinking Young's...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2008, 01:32:47 PM
A man needs a hobby
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 02, 2008, 02:16:37 PM
I will partake in an hours or so time.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2008, 02:28:40 PM
Mrs wanted to go shopping as it the first day without little boys in 6 weeks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2008, 03:34:21 PM
Mrs wanted to go shopping as it the first day without little boys in 6 weeks.

Arthur C Clarke said the same thing on the wireless last night.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2008, 03:35:21 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2008, 03:40:41 PM
eeek:

Well, the second part anyway.

It also might have been years not weeks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2008, 03:41:15 PM
Mrs wanted to go shopping as it the first day without little boys in 6 weeks.

Arthur C Clarke said the same thing on the wireless last night.

 scared2:  Speaking from beyond the grave  eeek:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2008, 05:26:33 PM
Mrs wanted to go shopping as it the first day without little boys in 6 weeks.

Arthur C Clarke said the same thing on the wireless last night.

scared2:  Speaking from beyond the grave  eeek:

Don't tell me you've never heard of a ghost writer...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2008, 05:28:50 PM
 doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2008, 05:31:45 PM
Oh come on hound, its better than some of the one liners that have been told in this bar.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2008, 06:29:53 PM
Mrs wanted to go shopping as it the first day without little boys in 6 weeks.

Arthur C Clarke said the same thing on the wireless last night.

scared2:  Speaking from beyond the grave  eeek:

Don't tell me you've never heard of a ghost writer...  whistle:

Of  course, but in this instance...
Quote
Sir Arthur Charles Clarke, CBE (16 December 1917–19 March 2008)
cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2008, 07:01:14 PM
Yesterday was an Induction day for the new employer. Today was getting settled into the offices and sorting staff/procedures. I thought that they may have had time limited web access, turns out that they have no restrictions on time, but unsurprisingly they do have a content filter. I.T finally got "plumbed" in late this afternoon. Fingers crossed, I'll still be able to look in during the day when time allows
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2008, 07:04:00 PM
 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2008, 07:16:04 PM
Yesterday was an Induction day for the new employer. Today was getting settled into the offices and sorting staff/procedures. I thought that they may have had time limited web access, turns out that they have no restrictions on time, but unsurprisingly they do have a content filter. I.T finally got "plumbed" in late this afternoon. Fingers crossed, I'll still be able to look in during the day when time allows

Good man.

If they interfere with your access, remember my half price "Slurry Surprise" offer is still open to all members.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2008, 07:36:23 PM
I remember Farmer Cole just up the road from me doing that to the council offices a few years back  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 02, 2008, 07:43:11 PM
After a few Young's, I went home, dusted down the old laptop (hat tip to Tel for sorting it) and started writing "The Redundancy Diaries", for no other reason really than to keep my brain half ticking over. It is - I am pleased to say - mindless drivel of the first order. Nothing new there I hear you say!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2008, 07:52:00 AM
"The Redundancy Diaries"   rubschin:

I shall pre-order it on Amazon immediately.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 03, 2008, 08:54:40 AM
TMR at Jobcentre today - expect some ranting later on this aftrenoon.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2008, 09:18:23 AM
But I'm off to Egypt for three weeks on Sunday, so it is hard to het in to "rant" mode.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 09:23:48 AM
Job Centre Oik "So you are off the Egypt on holiday, you realise this means you are removing yourself from the job market ~ I will need to report this"

TMR "WOT?"

JCO "Well you won't be available for interviews and you clearly won't be looking for employment or available to sign on will you"

TMR "Listen you jumped up little pip-squeak   angry041:

JCO "SECURITY!"

Oh I would love to be a fly on that wall.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2008, 09:34:28 AM
I shall say it is a working holiday, as I will be looking at investment properties and "networking".

Either that or just punch him up the throat.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 09:37:27 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 03, 2008, 11:01:50 AM
I shall say it is a working holiday, as I will be looking at investment properties and "networking".

Either that or just punch him up the throat.

Option "B" methinks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2008, 12:07:39 PM
I will let you know in an hour's time.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2008, 12:07:58 PM
Fetches popcorn
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2008, 12:11:59 PM
I've been out...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2008, 12:12:22 PM
Sore head?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2008, 12:12:53 PM
I am having a quick livener in "The Sutton Arms"...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2008, 12:13:08 PM
Happy place?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2008, 12:14:49 PM
Sore head?
Yes...  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2008, 12:16:08 PM
Quite nice, actually. There's a good smoking area out the back. Nick could join me...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2008, 12:16:25 PM
Sore head?
Yes...  confused:

Calamine then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2008, 12:24:40 PM
Just met an old friend from school. I may come here more often at lunchtime.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2008, 12:25:24 PM
Is she in her gym kit?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2008, 03:17:34 PM
I shall save my rant about the signing on process for now.

In the meantine, the walk down the High Street was enough to get my piss boiling.
Various market stalls all selling knocked-off shite.

Older adult males wearing no shirts, but displaying a fine array of wrinkled tattoos. Your weightlifting days are behind you boys, live with it.

A Pawnbrokers.

Various cafes/takeaways/alleged restaurants of dubious hygiene. And then...the icing on the cake...

"Cash King" which, judging from the blacked-out windows and two prominent one-armed bandits, would indicate a place full of slot machines.

On the door "No dogs - except guide dogs".

WTF?

So if a blind person does, somehow manage to get in, what happens next?

Does the labrador stand up on two legs and gently place the coins in? Does it bark to indicate which reels to nudge, and by how many?  Does it go to the teller with a £20 note in his chops and then ensure the correct number of pound coins are returned?

Does his little tail was like a good'un when the "Hold for Jackpot" message comes up?

Or are there Braille fruit machines?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 03:39:21 PM
You forget young man

"That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure played a mean pinball"  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2008, 03:54:43 PM
You forget young man

"That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure played a mean pinball"  whistle:
rubschin: the mutt is right an' all...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 03:57:37 PM
 Banghead  Given myself a bloody earworm now  Banghead

Ah well ~ You might as well all have it  eveilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poezx4BSj6Q

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2008, 03:58:56 PM
 :lalalala
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2008, 04:35:50 PM
I hardly think reference to Roger Daltrey in a bad opera answers my questions, does it now?

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 03, 2008, 05:14:09 PM
I hardly think reference to Roger Daltrey in a bad opera answers my questions, does it now?



Sight impairment never kept Stevie Wonder off the piano either.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 05:37:35 PM
I hardly think reference to Roger Daltrey in a bad opera answers my questions, does it now?



Don't take it out on me ~ I've NEVER worked in a job centre.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2008, 05:43:05 PM
Neither did I. Calm down dears...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2008, 05:45:31 PM
 razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2008, 06:48:26 AM
... Fingers crossed, I'll still be able to look in during the day when time allows

Good man.

If they interfere with your access, remember my half price "Slurry Surprise" offer is still open to all members.  whistle:

I'll pass on your kind offer on this occasion DS. All is well with t'internet access  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 04, 2008, 03:11:09 PM
What's the best currency to take to Egypt? Apart from Egyptian Pounds, of course. Last time I was there, they liked Sterling, but now it's being devalued so much, is this still the case? Euros better?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2008, 03:13:17 PM
Camel vouchers?

Mort was there recently so he should know, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 04, 2008, 03:29:32 PM
Wherever I have travelled I have found American Express Travellers Checks (Note Spelling) in US Dollars to be acceptable. The dollar is doing well against all currencies at the moment so the rate you get will be good and they carry free replacement insurance.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 04, 2008, 04:02:13 PM
Dollars are acceptable but sterling is still best. Personally I just took a huge wad of Eygptian pounds with some sterling. I spent the lot and had to settle the miscellanous hotel bill with a credit card. (beware a debit card won't work unless you've advised your bank in advance)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 04, 2008, 04:14:49 PM
Cheers Unc. It's mainly for tipping the beer-bringers and sun lounger turners. I shall take some of both.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 04, 2008, 04:22:16 PM
Don't over-tip. A couple of Egyptian pounds is fine. Five Egyptian (50p) is generous.

Beer is expensive as it's heavily taxed.   
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 04, 2008, 04:27:29 PM
Beer is all-inclusive!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2008, 04:31:33 PM
Cheers Unc. It's mainly for tipping the beer-bringers and sun lounger turners. I shall take some of both.
You have to tip every-bloody-one in Egypt... bastards!  cussing:

We too Egyptian Pounds - must be the filthiest bank notes I've ever seen... Prolly wipe their arses on them or some such... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2008, 05:16:25 PM
Out of interest BM how much had you wound them  up before they gave you the cash?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 05:19:49 AM
Out of interest BM how much had you wound them  up before they gave you the cash?  whistle:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 05, 2008, 05:54:02 AM
Small wonder it's empty. Have you seen how much the fruit juices have gone up in the past few days  eeek: Twill be the booze next, mark my words. Barman will no doubt cite the cost of fuel and energy etc
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 06:31:43 AM
Small wonder it's empty. Have you seen how much the fruit juices have gone up in the past few days  eeek: Twill be the booze next, mark my words. Barman will no doubt cite the cost of fuel and energy etc
Credit Crunch...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 07:39:41 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2008, 07:43:20 AM
"Happy hour"?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 08:40:39 AM
WHen is that then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 08:47:41 AM
WHen is that then?  rubschin:
You missed it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 05, 2008, 08:49:08 AM
Damn... no tips for you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 08:51:00 AM
Damn... no tips for you.
Doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 08:56:04 AM
He accepts used Egyptian pounds
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 05, 2008, 08:58:39 AM
Oh OK - I've found a couple of Egyptian pounds. I'll fumigate them and send them over.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 09:03:20 AM
Oh OK - I've found a couple of Egyptian pounds. I'll fumigate them and send them over.  ;)
Stick them through the washer/dryer...  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 09:17:42 AM
Or get the hound to lick them
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 09:24:44 AM
Or get the hound to lick them
sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2008, 11:29:27 AM
Or get the hound to lick them
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 05, 2008, 12:23:01 PM
Oh OK - I've found a couple of Egyptian pounds. I'll fumigate them and send them over.  ;)
Stick them through the washer/dryer...  ;D

Barman in money laundering scandal!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 01:14:36 PM
Oh OK - I've found a couple of Egyptian pounds. I'll fumigate them and send them over.  ;)
Stick them through the washer/dryer...  ;D

Barman in money laundering scandal!
drumroll:  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2008, 01:45:07 PM
Oh OK - I've found a couple of Egyptian pounds. I'll fumigate them and send them over.  ;)
Stick them through the washer/dryer...  ;D

Barman in money laundering scandal!
happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 01:47:08 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 02:48:10 PM
tunble:
What...?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 05, 2008, 02:48:23 PM
That joke was so obvious that there as undiscovered tribes if the Indus that knew someone would say it!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 05, 2008, 02:50:43 PM
How many you had TMR?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 02:52:15 PM
How many you had TMR?
He won't be riding the Triumph for eight hours that's for sure...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 05, 2008, 03:32:25 PM
Cheeky buggers, I'm only on my third !
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 03:33:37 PM
Cheeky buggers, I'm only on my third !
Case, crate or firkin...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 05, 2008, 07:56:17 PM
Home now, this redundancy lark is playing havoc with my usual levels of consumption. Eighteen of my friends rode to Northern France today, all on classic bikes - only one broke down and that was quickly fixed. They did get extremely wet though...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2008, 10:24:28 AM
Mornin' all. We are in the cab, Heathrow bound.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2008, 11:03:40 AM
Don't talk to any strange men
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2008, 12:29:40 PM
I talk to YOU, don't I ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2008, 12:35:11 PM
He has a point there.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2008, 12:54:38 PM
Hairy plane taking off at 3 (apparently). Egypt Airlines - I'm expecting a Tiger Moth. Trying to get six pints of Guinness in beforehand.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2008, 01:11:11 PM
Hairy plane taking off at 3 (apparently). Egypt Airlines - I'm expecting a Tiger Moth. Trying to get six pints of Guinness in beforehand.

Possible problem with that much Guiness ~ Egypt Airways = Outside Toilets.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2008, 01:14:49 PM
I have just found out that Egypt Airlines DO NOT SERVE ALCOHOL.

This will end in tears.

Watch the news, you will see me on it.

FUCKING CAMEL SHAFTING GITS.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2008, 01:31:45 PM
Large parts of Egypt do not serve alcohol TMR ~ see Uncle Mort's post on the subject. I gather that you can get alcohol on a Nile Cruise though. Where it is available it is very costly
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: ice and a slice on September 07, 2008, 01:33:40 PM
We had the dubious pleasure of flying Egyptair at Easter. Not the best!!  noooo:

Take a few Dettox tissues!!  It was a tad mucky.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2008, 01:40:40 PM
Bit late ~ he is in the departure lounge  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2008, 01:43:15 PM
I'm not in Egypt yet, I'm in England and the least the SAND BANDIT BASTARDS CAN DO IS TO GIVE ME A FUCKING BEER BEFORE I LAND ON THEIR SCORCHED TERRAIN.

I can only hope that the "no alcohol" rule applies to internal flights only.

The plane appears to have a cracked windscreen. Should I be worried?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2008, 01:46:30 PM
Don't forget to bring back a camel for Nick.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2008, 01:58:35 PM
Still not boarded. Could use a fag.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2008, 02:09:36 PM
You're going to the right place then ~ Beeg Boy  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 07, 2008, 02:17:45 PM
Bayliss won. Sykes was second.

That's for TMR.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2008, 08:58:57 PM
Flight was delayed so we missed our connecting flight. Stuck in Cairo - don't know what's going on...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2008, 05:52:33 AM
What if he can't get a blueberry signal there... or booze... just fags...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 08, 2008, 07:31:11 AM
Looks like he'll be OK

 
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Small Pubs, Restaurants and Internet Cafes line the Main Street

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2008, 09:02:37 AM
Worthing is quite nice at this time of year  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 08, 2008, 09:17:03 AM
To be honest going to Eygpt to sit in a 'pub' seems wrong somehow.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 08, 2008, 09:17:42 AM
Landlord in real pub was calculating the loss in trade with TMR & Mrs TMR (to be) being away. Other veteran patrons are also away, takings will be down, bar staff with nothing to do.

I cannot take up the slack all on my own!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 08, 2008, 09:29:52 AM
I believe you.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 09:36:20 AM
Quote
Travel Summary

There is a high threat from terrorism in EgyptAttacks could be indiscriminate, including in places frequented by expatriates and foreign travellers, such as hotels and restaurants.


Since 2004 there have been three separate bomb attacks in the Sinai Peninsula.  These attacks killed and injured a number of British nationals.  The most recent incident on 24 April 2006 in the resort town of Dahab killed 23 people, and injured more than 60 including three British nationals.  See the Terrorism Section of this advice for more details.


Outbreaks of Avian Influenza (Bird Flu) in Egypt have led to more than a dozen human fatalities since 2006.  The last fatality was in 2007.  See the Health (Avian Influenza) section of this advice and Avian and Pandemic Influenza for more details.


The main types of incident for which British nationals required consular assistance in Egypt in 2007 were: replacing lost and stolen passports (over 100 cases); hospitalisation, especially in relation to psychiatric illness (67 cases); deaths, mostly from natural causes and drowning (52 cases); and arrests, for a variety of offences (39 cases).  The majority of consular cases occur in Cairo, Luxor and Sharm el-Sheikh, where most tourists stay.


Egyptian society is conservative and women should dress modestly.  See the Local Laws and Customs section of this advice for details.

Safety and security

Terrorism

There is a high threat from terrorism in Egypt.  Security is tight throughout Egypt, especially in resort areas.  There remains a risk of indiscriminate attacks in places frequented by expatriates and foreign travellers, such as hotels and restaurants.  Egyptian security forces continue to carry out counter-terrorist operations in some areas of Sinai.  Security authorities may insist on escorting you in some areas.

On 26 April 2006, there were two suicide bomb attacks at the Multinational Force and Observers base in north Sinai.  There were no fatalities.

On 24 April 2006, there were explosions at three separate locations in the resort town of Dahab in the Sinai Peninsular, in which 23 people were killed and more than 60 injured, including three British nationals.

In August 2005, two police vehicles and one Multinational Force and Observers’ vehicle were damaged when three roadside bombs exploded in Northern Sinai.  Two policemen were killed and seven others injured.

On 23 July 2005, three bombs exploded in Sharm al-Sheikh in the Sinai Peninsula. 63 people, including 11 British nationals, were killed.  124 others were injured in these attacks.

On 30 April 2005, terrorists carried out two suicide bomb attacks in Cairo.  Seven civilians, including four foreign nationals, were injured. On 7 April 2005, there was a suicide bomb attack in central Cairo near the Khan El Khalili bazaar, a location frequented by tourists.  Three tourists were killed and 19 injured.

On 7 October 2004, three terrorist attacks in resorts and hotels in Taba and near Nuweiba in the Sinai Peninsula killed 34 (including tourists) and injured 159.  Prior to these attacks the last terrorist attacks in Egypt were in 1997 in Luxor.

You should be aware that some of these attacks have taken place over local holiday weekends. Egyptian security forces tend to step up their presence at these times. For more general information see Terrorism Abroad.

What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 08, 2008, 09:51:20 AM
Lots of armed guards and checkpoints about but I never felt worried. Even when the guide casually mentioned as we ascended the steps at Queen Hatshepsut's temple that 68 tourists had been machined gunned there back in 1997.  eeek:

The hotel had a step through scanner at the entrance. Everyone who went through caused it to beep but no-one was ever searched.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2008, 09:53:53 AM
Damn it's hot. Room lovely and spacious, beer (Sakara) nicely chilled.

We finally arrived at 7 this morning, so had been up for 24 hours.

Now, a few more beers and more of my current book (Odd Hours by Dean Koontz) and I should be relaxed.

How's soggy England?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 09:54:43 AM
Quote
Everyone who went through caused it to beep but no-one was ever searched.
  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2008, 10:00:59 AM
Damn it's hot. Room lovely and spacious, beer (Sakara) nicely chilled.

We finally arrived at 7 this morning, so had been up for 24 hours.

Now, a few more beers and more of my current book (Odd Hours by Dean Koontz) and I should be relaxed.

How's soggy England?

Well done ~ sun is shining here actually. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2008, 10:06:32 AM
Is it 40 degrees celcius though, eh hound?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 10:07:28 AM
Shouldn't you be out playing?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2008, 10:20:28 AM
Is it 40 degrees celcius though, eh hound?

No ~ but it is not full of grasping arabs, flies and beggars, nor does it stink to high heaven.

Have a lovely time and don't forget Nick's Camel and my stick of rock  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 10:30:01 AM
Why am I thinking of Ice Cold in Alex?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 08, 2008, 10:32:54 AM

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Sylvia Syms  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2008, 10:33:25 AM
Sylvia Simms prolly.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 10:33:41 AM
 cloud9:

I saw her on a documentary a while back.

Porkio  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2008, 10:33:57 AM
SNAP!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2008, 10:35:34 AM
cloud9:

I saw her on a documentary a while back.

Porkio  noooo:

Aged you mean. The film was made in 1958 FFS

I thought she played the Queen Mum well

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BTW she is 74

Various sites call her Sylvia Syms and others Simms. I really don't know which it should be.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 10:37:44 AM
I wouldn't  noooo:

Is this what Wenchy has to look forward to?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2008, 10:38:45 AM
Landlord in real pub was calculating the loss in trade with TMR & Mrs TMR (to be) being away. Other veteran patrons are also away, takings will be down, bar staff with nothing to do.

I cannot take up the slack all on my own!
Welcome to my world...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2008, 10:42:20 AM
Landlord in real pub was calculating the loss in trade with TMR & Mrs TMR (to be) being away. Other veteran patrons are also away, takings will be down, bar staff with nothing to do.

I cannot take up the slack all on my own!
Welcome to my world...  sad24:

For Gawds Sake! Stop crying in your beer ~ it has enough water in it now.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 08, 2008, 10:46:10 AM
Landlord in real pub was calculating the loss in trade with TMR & Mrs TMR (to be) being away. Other veteran patrons are also away, takings will be down, bar staff with nothing to do.

I cannot take up the slack all on my own!
Welcome to my world...  sad24:

Well the landlord did buy me a pint.
When I arrived at pub, there were 4 people in the dark side and that includes the landlord. Posh side was not much better.
And this is a Youngs that is doing well compared to the others.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 10:50:38 AM
But it's only 11.30 a.m.!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 08, 2008, 11:20:22 AM
twas yesterday afternoon, about 16:00.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 11:22:04 AM
Of course, of course char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2008, 11:54:59 AM
The Red Sea resort of Hurghada does not smell to high heaven and there are very few flies. Far too many Russians though.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 11:56:29 AM
So what are these Russians doing then? And what are you doing?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 08, 2008, 01:34:59 PM
I wouldn't  noooo:

Is this what Wenchy has to look forward to?

I imagine the idea of you declining gives Wenchy a lot to which she can look forward.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2008, 01:36:03 PM
 drumroll:

I might  shrugs:

if I had a snorkel
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2008, 08:27:08 PM
Tonight we are being entertained by a troupe of Nubian dancers.

I misheard the entertainment manager - I thought he said "Nude dancers".

It's not quite the same...

This beer goes down far, far too easily...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 10, 2008, 05:58:54 AM
No one about this early, I see.

Anybody else seen a Xmas tree up yet?

There is one in the pub already!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 10, 2008, 06:08:49 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 10, 2008, 06:14:56 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

I've just nipped in for a quick one. Anyhow, has anybody filled in a risk assessment for this end of the world thingy in the tunnel  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 07:40:07 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

I have total faith in the backroom boys.

Heard all about it on the wireless this morning and wondered why it is called a "Hadron collider" when it is used for banging Protons together?

Is "Le proton collider" something rude in French?

If it does create a black hole, can't we just use it like a sort of Galactic Waste Bin and throw in all the nuclear waste, old fridges, dead goats etc.?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 10, 2008, 07:43:03 AM
Nothing happened.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 07:43:46 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on September 10, 2008, 07:54:52 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

Can it have the courtesy of at least letting me dry my washing first..!  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 07:57:47 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

Can it have the courtesy of at least letting me dry my washing first..!  scared2:
It will dry off as it disappears into the black hole...  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 08:08:55 AM
Apparently at the moment they are just making sure the protons are running correctly so they are checking their paths between the magnets. Then once they are following the correct path they let them run for a bit before introducing anything else. So we still have a few days.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 08:09:22 AM
Nothing wrong so far.They are saying that "the beam" is half way round the 27 kilometers. I thought these things went at the speed of light  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 08:12:08 AM
Nothing wrong so far.They are saying that "the beam" is half way round the 27 kilometers. I thought these things went at the speed of light  rubschin:
French...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 08:19:21 AM
Nothing wrong so far.They are saying that "the beam" is half way round the 27 kilometers. I thought these things went at the speed of light  rubschin:

They aren't allowing it to go all the way around as they need to check it is running on the right path. So they are checking in sections.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2008, 08:26:54 AM
Is it worth me putting any sun cream on, then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 08:27:36 AM
Professor Wenchy will answer all your scientific questions during a special "post in" at 11.00
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 08:28:40 AM
I only know what I'm told!  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 08:31:24 AM
Is it worth me putting any sun cream on, then?
No... see also 'shaving'...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 08:32:50 AM
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24324950-23109,00.html

http://twitter.com/HadronWatch
http://twitter.com/cern
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 08:59:01 AM
I see we've all become experts on particle physics.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 09:08:16 AM
I've been watching the BBC coverage of the initial tests and while I'm not en expert I think that Dr Singh made a slight mistake when he was talking about what could go wrong if one of hte magnets failed. Given that there are a fair few people worried that this experiment has serious risks the last phrase you want to use when talking about a failure is 'death ray' even if you qualify it immediately afterwards by saying ti would destroy circuitry within CERN.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 09:13:10 AM
I see we've all become experts on particle physics.

I think that should read 'partial experts on physics'.  noooo:

How does the 'beam' go 'half-way'?

Do the protons just run out of juice and drop into a little heap on the floor at the midpoint?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 09:14:54 AM
I stayed beneath the duvet until John Humphries told me it was safe to come out. Then that Adam Hart-Davies started  interviewing some chappie with an improbable name and all AH-D could find to say was "WOW!" & "INCREDIBLE" & "WOW!" again so I sent and had a sh*t, followed by a shave and a shower.

Morning all ~ another anti climax I see, still at least the weather is pleasant for it. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:15:07 AM
It is either a passing point or they stopped them using a plank of wood.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
. .they stopped them using a plank of wood.

Aha! The "Larch Hadron Collider"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on September 10, 2008, 09:26:44 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

Can it have the courtesy of at least letting me dry my washing first..!  scared2:
It will dry off as it disappears into the black hole...  scared2:

oh well it still on line, and we still all here are we not? bloody ell have to do the ironing later .... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 09:42:27 AM
Is it safe...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:44:28 AM
Of course.What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
I am off to the dentist shortly to advance plans for the acquisition of a cat.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 09:50:56 AM
I am off to the dentist shortly to advance plans for the acquisition of a cat.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:53:16 AM
She breeds them


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 09:57:14 AM
She breeds them


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dentists...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:58:15 AM
Coons!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 10:03:44 AM
Coons!
eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 10:04:07 AM
It's a breed of cat. A Coon. See picture!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 10:07:24 AM
It's a breed of cat. A Coon. See picture!
Language Timothy!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 11:02:17 AM
Coons!

She looks very pale to me.

Also, a huge ginger pussy would not be right.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:04:11 AM
November  cloud9:

Name of Biggles (provisionally)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 11:06:45 AM
November  cloud9:

Name of Biggles (provisionally)

A huge cat, with a pilots license, from a dentist.

That seems all in order then. . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:08:23 AM
Quite.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:09:12 AM
You said it would be called Mr Norks  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:09:45 AM
It already has a name! evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 11:10:29 AM
You said it would be called Mr Norks  evil:

You are only narked bacause the cat could probably out fly you oh famous WW1 flying ace.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:16:07 AM
Biggles is a bloody silly name for a cat I can only assume the connection with Ginger has something to do with it.












Anyway see T S Elliot on "The Naming of Cats"  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 11:18:32 AM
Trust me, there are far ore stupid names for cats. I used to work with someone who owned this evil temptered tomcat. I suspect that the reason he was permanently in a foul temper was something to do with him being named Twinkletoes.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:19:58 AM
Our cat (previous life, previous wife etc) was called Cat. Made sense to me anyway 

In a similar vein Nick could call this one Coon.whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 11:25:33 AM
Our cat (previous life, previous wife etc) was called Cat. Made sense to me anyway 

In a simialr vein Nick could call this one Coon.whistle:
Our dog is called Skilos (dog)...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Our cat (previous life, previous wife etc) was called Cat. Made sense to me anyway 

In a simialr vein Nick could call this one Coon.whistle:
Our dog is called Skilos (dog)...  whistle:

Proves my point exactly. (I too used to have a dog called Dog)

Mrs S#1 reckoned I had a warped mind for using such names. Mind you I frequently called her "Wife" and eventually "Ex-wife". It wasn't a warped mind ~ just that I found it easier to call things, people etc by their function rather that have to remember names. Thus a tap was a tap, a door was a door, a boss was "Boss", children were "Children" or if I was addressing one only then "Child". Seemed obvious to me.


After all she called me "You" or "Oy You" for years.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 11:29:22 AM
Nick should call his cat 'Unlucky'...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:33:20 AM
Mummy Coon


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 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:47:06 AM
I hope you will be very happy together. Minimus, being severly allergic to cats, will not be visiting.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:49:22 AM
He could wear a protective suit
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:53:44 AM
It's the skin flakes that are in all cat fur that does it when he breathes. No a gas mask is not the answer. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 11:57:10 AM
He could wear a protective suit
The cat...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:58:00 AM
That's what I had in mind.The hound failed to understand  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 12:32:59 PM
That's what I had in mind.The hound failed to understand  noooo:

I see ~ it would need to be well sealed ~ p'raps a Micro Wave oven would do it  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 12:37:40 PM
That's what I had in mind.The hound failed to understand  noooo:

I see ~ it would need to be well sealed ~ p'raps a Micro Wave oven would do it  eveilgrin:
Or a bin bag...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 12:40:30 PM
Nick could call this one Coon.whistle:

. .  a tap was a tap, a door was a door, a boss was "Boss", children were "Children"

And presumably a spade was a Coon?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 12:51:34 PM
No! A spade was a f*cking shovel.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 12:55:04 PM
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Waits for Mrs TG to come over all queer.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 12:58:24 PM
"                          "    ::)

I'm sure Mts TG will approve though.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:00:12 PM
They don't always stay that size


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 01:02:19 PM
You'll have to get Ebrell to cut a cat flap in the door.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:04:37 PM
Good point actually.It may need to be a dog flap.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 01:06:48 PM
Good point actually.It may need to be a dog flap.  rubschin:
Why don't you just get a dog...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:08:22 PM
Too much time and walkies etc.

ANyway these Coons are trainable!! Heel, Fetch, the lot!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 01:11:26 PM
Too much time and walkies etc.

ANyway these Coons are trainable!! Heel, Fetch, the lot!
Do they say "yes massah" too...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:12:20 PM
No, Baldymort, they say "miaow"




















I am surrounded by idiots  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 01:18:30 PM
Too much time and walkies etc.

ANyway these Coons are trainable!! Heel, Fetch, the lot!

I can just imagine you trying to train a cat Nick.

Nick: "Fetch"
Biggles: <Excuse me?> look
Nick: "Fetch"
Biggles: <YOU Fetch> look
Nick: Ok, I'll get it.

I give Biggles an hour before he ensures that he is in charge in Nick Towers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruCqn8yXjjQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruCqn8yXjjQ)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:20:58 PM
I fear that is rather too close to the truth  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 01:52:03 PM
It may need to be a dog flap.

Perhaps you should consult Mr Berek, as this seems to be his specialist subject.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:52:36 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 11, 2008, 02:51:43 PM
I have just stumbled across a photo of me (5 months old) being held by my grandfather.
In his other arm is the family cat - name was Nigger.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2008, 03:31:57 PM
I have just stumbled across a photo of me (5 months old) being held by my grandfather.
In his other arm is the family cat - name was Nigger.
Language Timothy!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 12, 2008, 09:59:24 AM
I couldn't say Nigger, could only manage Ninny, so cat was renamed.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2008, 03:24:55 PM
I couldn't say Nigger, could only manage Ninny, so cat was renamed.


Jolly good... carry on...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2008, 04:10:05 PM
I couldn't say Nigger, could only manage Ninny, so cat was renamed.

Jolly good... carry on...  whistle:

I assume you have been out all day.

I let myself in and have been serving the regulars in your absence.

Mrs TG seems to have given the slate a well needed spring clean and put the 'honesty box' in a safe place as well.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2008, 04:29:29 PM
Wasn't a "Ninny" an incobsequential piece in the wonderful "Take the Brain" board game? I assume some of the elders here won't remember it - it was, after all made from plastics and not carved stone or wood.

In closer inspection, the Ninny looked very like the legend that is Snakey. And about the same height, too.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on September 12, 2008, 04:33:23 PM
I couldn't say Nigger, could only manage Ninny, so cat was renamed.

Jolly good... carry on...  whistle:

I assume you have been out all day.

I let myself in and have been serving the regulars in your absence.

Mrs TG seems to have given the slate a well needed spring clean and put the 'honesty box' in a safe place as well.

Oh yes of course... eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 12, 2008, 04:48:35 PM
Ninny's short for Pickaninny... shurely  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 12, 2008, 04:54:46 PM
I'd have said so Pastis ~ yes.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2008, 05:03:53 PM
I know that, I just like teasing the Ovaltinies...

Some of us don't even remember decimilisation, ferrchrissakes...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 12, 2008, 05:14:10 PM
Oh I do!  evil:    Don't start me off!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2008, 05:52:11 PM
Some of us don't even remember decimilisation,...

I can remember when Farthings and silver threepenny bits were in circulation.


(However, I can't remember when that was.  redface:)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 12, 2008, 05:58:17 PM
Farthings ceased to be legal tender in 1960 although they stopped minting them in 1956.
The Silver Threepenny bit was last minted in 1945. They had been in circulation alongside the brass version for some years. During the last few years of the silver coin they were only issued in the West Indies.










Thank you Google
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 12, 2008, 06:03:54 PM
Five pound note like a bed sheet?  I distinctly remember seeing one once  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 12, 2008, 06:55:53 PM
Five pound note like a bed sheet?  I distinctly remember seeing one once  redface:

Had a duvet for decades I suppose?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2008, 04:28:17 AM
I couldn't say Nigger, could only manage Ninny, so cat was renamed.

Jolly good... carry on...  whistle:

I assume you have been out all day.

I let myself in and have been serving the regulars in your absence.

Mrs TG seems to have given the slate a well needed spring clean and put the 'honesty box' in a safe place as well.
I have been busy with family... and will be at the beach today... with family....

Who is going to start the 'All new shark bite and jellyfish sting thread"?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 13, 2008, 10:08:33 AM
I couldn't say Nigger, could only manage Ninny, so cat was renamed.

Jolly good... carry on...  whistle:

I assume you have been out all day.

I let myself in and have been serving the regulars in your absence.

Mrs TG seems to have given the slate a well needed spring clean and put the 'honesty box' in a safe place as well.
I have been busy with family... and will be at the beach today... with family....

Who is going to start the 'All new shark bite and jellyfish sting thread"?  noooo:

I think we can rely on Nick for that one.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2008, 11:39:37 AM
I couldn't say Nigger, could only manage Ninny, so cat was renamed.

Jolly good... carry on...  whistle:

I assume you have been out all day.

I let myself in and have been serving the regulars in your absence.

Mrs TG seems to have given the slate a well needed spring clean and put the 'honesty box' in a safe place as well.
I have been busy with family... and will be at the beach today... with family....

Who is going to start the 'All new shark bite and jellyfish sting thread"?  noooo:

I think we can rely on Nick for that one.
Sadly so...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 12:28:02 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 16, 2008, 01:01:22 PM
Some days are just like that, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 16, 2008, 01:19:50 PM
tunble:

You have work to be getting on with young man!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:22:40 PM
I have been angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 16, 2008, 01:26:02 PM
Finished already?  eeek:





Actually I have only an hour's work and I'll have completed the magazine. Two days to edit and set the whole 36 pages this month. I am knackered ~ back aching and fingers bleeding. Mrs S#2 is proof reading (can't trust M/Soft spell checker) and then I will do the corrections, number the pages and Whoopee! It's finished.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2008, 01:26:54 PM
I have been stalking vets
eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:27:40 PM
Online survey. My client thinks it is really complicated (why should I disabuse her?).Takes about an hour. I charge her for 2 days
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:28:25 PM
I have been stalking vets
eeek:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 16, 2008, 04:21:53 PM
I have been, erm, lying around in the sun being bone idle. Again. And drinking lager - have to keep the fluid levels up and all that.

Can someone give me a round up of the news - no papers today.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 04:44:53 PM
Yes

Gordon Brown is F*cked but won't admit it
The LIb Dems are lying
Some banks have gone bust
Er, oh and some more dodgy holiday cmpanies have gone bust too.

Er, that's it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2008, 05:50:04 PM
I have been stalking vets
eeek:

 evil:

Does that mean you need your shots Nick?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2008, 07:50:01 PM
Yes

Gordon Brown is F*cked but won't admit it
The LIb Dems are lying
Some banks have gone bust
Er, oh and some more dodgy holiday cmpanies have gone bust too.

Er, that's it.
And the pub is missing you...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 07:14:13 AM
The pub is empty again.

Real pub news - Stew is going in 3 weeks time.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 07:18:00 AM
The pub is empty again.

Real pub news - Stew is going in 3 weeks time.
I was here at early o'clock but then the power failed at 8am again...  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2008, 07:36:50 AM
the power "failed" at 8am again...

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 07:38:06 AM
the power "failed" at 8am again...

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That's probably the problem... everybody has Euros now, no shillings for the meter...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on September 17, 2008, 07:38:51 AM
Laggy band internet connections, laggy band power stations. Festering goats cluttering up the landscape.

All not well in paradise eh? Shocking.

Well not very shocking cos there is no leccy innit.  point:

I only just sat down at my desk and I'm bored already. Ah well, only 8 days to go.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 07:40:02 AM
Laggy band internet connections, laggy band power stations. Festering goats cluttering up the landscape.

All not well in paradise eh? Shocking.

Well not very shocking cos there is no leccy innit.  point:

I only just sat down at my desk and I'm bored already. Ah well, only 8 days to go.  surrender:
Yes, it's shite...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 07:41:17 AM
Actually, reference Intermong I loaded Onspeed this week which has made a fuwge difference!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on September 17, 2008, 07:42:44 AM
Actually, reference Intermong I loaded Onspeed this week which has made a fuwge difference!  cloud9:

56k then? High speed porn?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on September 17, 2008, 07:52:30 AM
Laggy band internet connections, laggy band power stations. Festering goats cluttering up the landscape.

All not well in paradise eh? Shocking.

Well not very shocking cos there is no leccy innit.  point:

I only just sat down at my desk and I'm bored already. Ah well, only 8 days to go.  surrender:

Get job hunting and you wont be bored...no festering around at home for long!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 07:58:32 AM
Laggy band internet connections, laggy band power stations. Festering goats cluttering up the landscape.

All not well in paradise eh? Shocking.

Well not very shocking cos there is no leccy innit.  point:

I only just sat down at my desk and I'm bored already. Ah well, only 8 days to go.  surrender:

Get job hunting and you wont be bored...no festering around at home for long!  cussing:
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on September 17, 2008, 08:06:10 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 08:06:48 AM
sad24:
Poor you... shouldn't she have ironing to do or something...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on September 17, 2008, 08:07:37 AM
It seems I am painting the whole fecking house.  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 08:11:27 AM
It seems I am painting the whole fecking house.  cry:
Have you tried that Dulux pumpy-paint thingy...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 08:37:13 AM
From Anne SUmmers? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 08:43:29 AM
From Anne SUmmers? rubschin:
Yes Nick...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Scarcely anything surprises me nowadays
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 08:45:07 AM
Scarcely anything surprises me nowadays
I'm not surprised....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on September 17, 2008, 09:10:08 AM
It seems I am painting the whole fecking house.  cry:
Have you tried that Dulux pumpy-paint thingy...?  rubschin:

oooo no show me?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 09:11:00 AM
Good grief. Gives a whole new meaning to "got the painters in " noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 09:14:43 AM
It seems I am painting the whole fecking house.  cry:
Have you tried that Dulux pumpy-paint thingy...?  rubschin:

oooo no show me?
PaintPod (http://www.dulux.co.uk/products/paintpod/index.jsp)  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 10:06:07 AM
Tel - just Stew, or wife and kids too?!

He's my doubles partner in the Tipster competition too!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 10:10:15 AM
Cryptic  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 10:43:58 AM
Tel - just Stew, or wife and kids too?!

He's my doubles partner in the Tipster competition too!

Word last night was that it was just Stew.
First heard on Monday night from Gary who was told by Arkwright.
Everybody is keeping quiet at the moment.
Will see if any further news tonight.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 10:45:17 AM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 11:07:27 AM
Oh bugger, I have just sent the pub an e-mail asking for details...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 11:15:29 AM
You werk in a pub?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 11:37:27 AM
No, you daft old sod.

I sent an e-mail to the pub knowing that it would be read by the Guv'nor (Stewart's) wife. When I sent it I did not realise that ONLY Stewart is leaving. Hence the "oh bugger". I wanted to know the score so I don't walk back in and put my foot in it - although it looks like I already have.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 11:54:46 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 12:28:31 PM
Oops.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 12:31:09 PM
 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 12:36:23 PM
Tis no laughing matter.

It's a pain breaking in a new landlord.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 12:37:43 PM
 whip: whip: whip:

Just point out that he might go bankrupt if you don't visit.  point: I am in Sarf London myself next week, like (Wenchy declined)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 12:40:20 PM
Arkwright confirms that the whole family are going to a pub near Goodwood.
The new landlord has much to live up to.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 12:44:15 PM
Only gives us a few months to Xmas & New Year.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 12:48:38 PM
You could move to Goodwood
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 12:50:52 PM
whip: whip: whip:

Just point out that he might go bankrupt if you don't visit.  point: I am in Sarf London myself next week, like (Wenchy declined)

What did Wenchy decline?
Something improper perhaps.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 12:51:28 PM
SHe was scared!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2008, 12:55:32 PM
SHe was scared!

Nick, given the kind of calamities that befall you on a regular basis can anyone blame the Wench for wanting to keep a safe distance.



(Yes I know, where Nick is concerned safe distance is relative. A different continent is currently the accepted safe zone)  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2008, 12:55:57 PM
SHe was scared!

Scarred you mean, after your last meeting. . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 12:56:24 PM
I would have been gentle with her  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 12:57:11 PM
SHe was scared!

Scarred you mean, after your last meeting. . . .

I have no recollection of having met her. Not that that means anything. SHe may have been dressed as a Dalek
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2008, 12:57:20 PM
I would have been gentle with her  angel1

I had mental scars in mind.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 12:57:58 PM
How could you tell?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 01:33:56 PM
You speaking to me?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 01:35:14 PM
que?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 01:50:01 PM
Sussex = Harvey's Ale.

Hmmmmm....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 01:53:03 PM
TMR, were you aware of the knocking shop across the road from the pub?

Not sure if it was common knowledge before you went away.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 02:24:59 PM
No. Where?

In Surrey, good grief!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 02:28:07 PM
Above the gun shop. The flats where Scots Gerry used to live. No 7B.

Some guy (Polish maybe) came into the pub, asking where it was. Some other guy went round to every flat to try and find it.

They shut one down in Carshalton 2 or 3 weeks ago.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2008, 02:30:35 PM
I'm in Sarf London followed by  eyes: was meant to be an invite for a quiet drink?!?!?!? Sent me running a mile!

Although I am busy next week, late nights at work coming up prepping for an exhibition and then the actual exhib itself.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2008, 02:33:52 PM
Very wise  cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 02:38:12 PM
I'm in Sarf London followed by  eyes: was meant to be an invite for a quiet drink?!?!?!? Sent me running a mile!

Although I am busy next week, late nights at work coming up prepping for an exhibition and then the actual exhib itself.
Of course dear...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on September 17, 2008, 02:49:11 PM
Whores in Surrey?

Like the man said. Good grief!

7B where?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 02:50:24 PM
Whores in Surrey?

Like the man said. Good grief!

7B where?

What's it worth?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on September 17, 2008, 02:56:52 PM
2 quid?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2008, 03:00:31 PM
Whores in Surrey?

Like the man said. Good grief!

7B where?

What's it worth?
A dose?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 03:07:15 PM
Surely not, it is Surrey after all.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on September 17, 2008, 03:08:00 PM
Surely not, it is Surrey after all.

A dose with a posh accent?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 17, 2008, 03:10:41 PM
I think that they will be foreign accents.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2008, 03:13:06 PM
In Surrey they do it with two small fs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2008, 03:40:23 PM
Surely not, it is Surrey after all.

A dose with a polish accent?

Permit me to correct the typo. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2008, 03:42:42 PM
Or a Ph ~ but that's only around Ascot.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 04:48:34 PM
Enough of this filth.

The hotel manager suggests I should "lose" the BlackBerry and then enjoy a free ten night stay next April. Apart from flights. Obviously.

Hmmm....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2008, 04:58:03 PM
Give him the Blackberry, Give the room boy Mrs TMR (To be) and we'll all go for a week  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 05:04:35 PM
I would rather lose my legs and arms and Young's than lose Mrs TMR to be.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2008, 05:14:55 PM
I would rather lose my legs and arms and Young's than lose Mrs TMR to be.
angel1

I can't help notice the list of limbs and appendages is incomplete. . .  eyes:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2008, 05:15:49 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2008, 05:19:52 PM
It's hardly a limb, though, is it? It may be called a "boner" on occasion, but I would choose to hop down the street on it...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2008, 05:28:25 PM
Egypt.

Camel's Toe, Hmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2008, 08:38:40 AM
Morning reprobates.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2008, 08:43:20 AM
Morning my sand covered friend ~ how goes it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 18, 2008, 09:09:58 AM
Morning chaps.

Hospital yesterday.

45 min wait for a blood test then an hour's wait for a 5 min consultation with the Doctor.  Not counting the 15 mins driving around the hospital carpark trying to find a space.  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2008, 09:11:11 AM
Did you have an out of body experience, by any chance?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2008, 09:14:10 AM
Morning chaps.

Hospital yesterday.

45 min wait for a blood test then an hour's wait for a 5 min consultation with the Doctor.  Not counting the 15 mins driving around the hospital carpark trying to find a space.  Banghead

Stop bragging about how good the NHS is round your way  evil:




Morning TMR, how's Cleopatras asp today?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2008, 10:08:52 AM
I'm in Sarf London followed by  eyes: was meant to be an invite for a quiet drink?!?!?!? Sent me running a mile!

Although I am busy next week, late nights at work coming up prepping for an exhibition and then the actual exhib itself.


Of course you are busy, of course.

Actually, I am quite busy too, so it would behard to fit you in.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2008, 10:38:33 AM
There is a fairly strong breeze here today, which makes rolling the ciggies a tad tiresome.

We are learning enough Arabic to make the natives happy - they appreciate the effort, so "Massa el kheir" - good afternoon.

Beerra is beer. You probably guessed that...

We strolled along the beach last night and found a cute mouse scampering along. I grabbed it and put it in my top pocket, where it slept soundly until we let it go whilst staggering back from a bar.

On my seventh beer now, so luncheon beckons.

Mrs TMR (to be) has promised to give the barman at the pool her MP3 when we leave - it cost fifteen quid, which is about two weeks wages here. Needless to say, he is overjoyed and the beers flow our way without the need to go and get them.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2008, 10:39:52 AM
I've been werkin'... up a ladder, on a roof, everyfink and no physical harm...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2008, 10:41:10 AM
As long as that is all she gives him!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2008, 10:44:25 AM
I've been werkin'... up a ladder, on a roof, everyfink and no physical harm...  cloud9:

Sore head?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2008, 10:50:59 AM
I've been werkin'... up a ladder, on a roof, everyfink and no physical harm... 
...yet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2008, 10:51:14 AM
I've been werkin'... up a ladder, on a roof, everyfink and no physical harm...  cloud9:

Sore head?
Nope!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2008, 10:52:17 AM
You wore your hat then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2008, 10:53:19 AM
You wore your hat then
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2008, 11:25:40 AM
Nick you are getting this backwards. Last time BM fell off a ladder he injured his leg. Given the stories of his home brew if he landed on his head it would just shatter the concrete.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2008, 04:59:12 PM
Tisbah ala kheir - or good evening.

Where the eff is everyone.

News report, please Nick - has Broon choked on his own snot yet?  Has bin collection become monthly? Have Snickers returned to being Marathon's. These are important questions that need answering.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2008, 05:01:00 PM
Stay where you are ~ we may have to evacuate the country.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2008, 05:05:51 PM
Nick's homebrew?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 18, 2008, 05:13:54 PM
We've had Meltdown Monday, Tragic Tuesday, Woebegone Wednesday and now today... at least if you believe the news. Otherwise it's all just SNAFU.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2008, 05:15:04 PM
And another thing.

In this 5 star all inclusive hotel thing, dinner is served from 7pm until 10pm. There are other "special" restaurants dotted about where you have to pay probably about twenty quid at most, including wine, for something a bit different. I should say that the food in the main restaurant is pretty damn good anyway.

Anyhoo...come ten to seven when the missus to be and I are enjoying a "few" bevvies, whole hoardes of polski, ruski and kraut persons turn up and wait outside the closed door to the restaurant.

Most look like they could skip a meal or two. It aint hunger!
But they do it, every day.

Why not wait half an hour or so, what's the rush?

Jesus, you'd have thought they just came out of Belsen...

Bunch of Jessies, the lot of them.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2008, 05:16:32 PM
Meanwhile back in the UK Wenchy is reduced to eating soup made from cattle fodder. (Do you eat or drink soup?)

The whole place is going down the tubes ~ Gordo has lost the plot completely and thinks he is the next Messiah. Nulabour are having a conference soon and the National Executive has refused to send out nomination papers for leader, something that until ten years ago was done annually without anyone having to ask. Now they say they won't despite people asking for them.
Meanwhile we look like having a choice of banking with Lloyds or ......... errrrr .......... Lloyds and getting our mortgages from ...... errrrrrr .......... Lloyds.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 18, 2008, 05:21:55 PM
Why not wait half an hour or so, what's the rush?
Jesus, you'd have thought they just came out of Belsen...
Bunch of Jessies, the lot of them.

Pavlov. 7pm... ding-al-ing.  They've been programmed, I've seen it...  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 18, 2008, 05:25:04 PM
Or Nationwide Building Society, my wonderful ex-employers...

Or at least they were until the Northern bean counter took over.

I sincerely hope his penis wilts and he suffers a biblical plague of piles.

Still, he did give us a nice pay-off...

GB - same initials as another bloke who failed at the job he so desired...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2008, 05:29:50 PM
The whole place is going down the tubes ~ Gordo has lost the plot completely and thinks he is the next Messiah.

I'm sorry but someone is going to say it:

He's not the messiah, he's a very dozy boy.




(apologies to the Monty Python team for butchering one of their lines)  redface:

I've said this for a while now but the Prime Minister should not be allowed to directly choose any member of the cabinet, neither should they be MP's.

The PM should have a list of candidates who he would like to see take the post and they do into a selection process that is also open to the public to apply for. Have an independant body choose the most suitable candidates giving us a better chance of a government that can tell its elbow from its arse and constituencies that have an MP who will focus their time on them.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2008, 08:44:08 AM
It was the scream that woke me.

Mrs TMR(to be) had gone to the loo in the middle of the night and then the scream.

Rushing in to expect to find at least a scorpion or Komodo (commode?!) Dragon, I find the cause of the scream

A little orange and yellow lizard with large black eyes blinking at me, not used to the light.

Lovely little thing, it studied us for a few more seconds and then scampered into a tiny crack in the skirting board.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2008, 08:48:18 AM
The news becomes more surreal by the hour. I have never understood the operations of the money markets and teh Stock Exchange.It is now becoming clear that most of those who work inthat business have not a clue either. And as for the "Government".They are running aound in ever decreasing circles. If Gordo emerges from the Labour conference as Leader I shall be very surprised.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2008, 08:50:13 AM
I hope he emerges from the conference in a casket.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2008, 08:52:41 AM
The security operation is massive. Most of the area around the conference centre is being sealed off to prevent the Cabinet being murdered  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2008, 08:56:34 AM
I give it six months before we start seeing civil disturbances. It might be as early as November 5th, when the "march" on Parliament is planned.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2008, 09:22:51 AM
The news becomes more surreal by the hour. I have never understood the operations of the money markets and teh Stock Exchange.It is now becoming clear that most of those who work inthat business have not a clue either. And as for the "Government".They are running aound in ever decreasing circles. If Gordo emerges from the Labour conference as Leader I shall be very surprised.
Spiralling into oblivion hopefully...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2008, 09:24:20 AM
To be replaced by...........?

You had the good sense to leave the country. We almost emigrated to Spain this year, but decided against it.I would certainly go abroad now if I had the chance. When The Boy is old enough I shall advise him to move abraod. At his new (grammar) school (Balls want to get rid of them) he will learn three languages, including Chinese. It should give him a few chances.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2008, 09:28:51 AM
To be replaced by...........?

You had the good sense to leave the country. We almost emigrated to Spain this year, but decided against it.I would certainly go abroad now if I had the chance. When The Boy is old enough I shall advise him to move abraod. At his new (grammar) school (Balls want to get rid of them) he will learn three languages, including Chinese. It should give him a few chances.
Good question... the country can't take much more of this shower of shite tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 19, 2008, 11:32:32 AM
We discovered last night, that Youngs have embarked on a cost-cutting exercise.

The TVs were turned off!

About ten in the bar but nobody facing the screens.
To have them turned on, at least 5 customers must vote.

When the guvnor went out for a fag break, we turned both TVs back, one for Man City match and one for Portsmouth game.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2008, 11:34:11 AM
Indeed. We are at the edge of a global economic meltdown and the only outcome will be severe hardship for countless millions of people who simply don't deserve it. The "movers and shakers" of Wall Streey and The City of London are ultimately responsible for the suffering that will ensue.

Untold misery due to the greed and cavalier attitude of those who we mistakenly have to trust. I wish them all a life of hard labour, breaking rocks and eating maggot infested slop. May their BMWs burn and their Villas vapourise. May their token wives succumb to rabid cellulite, droopy tits and massive hair loss. May their pampered pooches get fleas and their golf clubs burn to the ground. May their caviar give them dysentry and may their private jets fall from the sky.

Bunch of custards.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2008, 11:38:33 AM
Indeed. We are at the edge of a global economic meltdown and the only outcome will be severe hardship for countless millions of people who simply don't deserve it. The "movers and shakers" of Wall Streey and The City of London are ultimately responsible for the suffering that will ensue.

Untold misery due to the greed and cavalier attitude of those who we mistakenly have to trust. I wish them all a life of hard labour, breaking rocks and eating maggot infested slop. May their BMWs burn and their Villas vapourise. May their token wives succumb to rabid cellulite, droopy tits and massive hair loss. May their pampered pooches get fleas and their golf clubs burn to the ground. May their caviar give them dysentry and may their private jets fall from the sky.

Bunch of custards.
happ096
That seems to sum it up quite neatly.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2008, 11:43:40 AM
Tel, bet they don't turn the gee-gees off...there would be a riot, with old people spitting out their false teeth...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 19, 2008, 11:46:22 AM
There was speculation as to how Ray would react. He is there on his lonesome most afternoons.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2008, 12:26:28 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 19, 2008, 12:32:00 PM
For the education of Nick, Ray "the belly" is a permanent fixture. A retired man, he spends the day watching and gambling on the horses. Normally wins enough to pay for his ten pints of Young's per day.

I assume that as it is only the football that incurs a cost to the pub to show, that the horse racing will survive.
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 20, 2008, 10:29:16 AM
Is it true that some bloke from the Paralympics has tested positive for WD40?
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Post by: Barman on September 20, 2008, 10:30:58 AM
Is it true that some bloke from the Paralympics has tested positive for WD40?
drumroll:  ;D
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Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2008, 10:47:17 AM
 doh: happy001
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 20, 2008, 10:59:22 AM
Some Ruskies turned up at about 10 last night. They got out of the mini coach that dropped them at reception and then proceded to throw empty bottles of Vodka on the ground, smashing them to smithereens. Cunch of bunts.
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Post by: Nick on September 22, 2008, 10:48:01 AM
Quote
Five Italian tourists have been kidnapped in Egypt, the Italian foreign ministry says.

The ministry was quoted by Reuters saying they were among a group of foreigners seized.

The news agency cited Egyptian security sources saying between 10 and 15 people were held in total - possibly including two Israelis.
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Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2008, 10:50:23 AM
 eeek:

It wouldn't have happened in Bournemouth.
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Post by: Nick on September 22, 2008, 10:51:32 AM
Nothing happens in Bournemouth
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Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2008, 10:58:31 AM
Did for me  eyes:
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Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 23, 2008, 09:31:06 PM
Better Bournemouth than Brighton. whistle:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2008, 07:39:51 AM
Better Bournemouth than Brighton. whistle:
<snigger>
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Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 08:17:31 AM
I'm going to Brighton tomorrow (on a hairyplane).Anything I should be warned about?
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Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 08:18:55 AM
I'm going to Brighton tomorrow (on a hairyplane).Anything I should be warned about?
Shirt lifters...?  whistle:
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Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 08:19:21 AM
MRS TG!!
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Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 08:20:57 AM
MRS TG!!
scared2:
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Post by: Mrs TG on September 24, 2008, 08:26:17 AM
MRS TG!!
scared2:

YES? good morning to you too.. point:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2008, 08:33:29 AM
I'm going to Brighton tomorrow (on a hairyplane).Anything I should be warned about?
Wear slip-on shoes.
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Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 08:35:12 AM
Barman will be  scared:
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Post by: Mrs TG on September 24, 2008, 08:38:42 AM
I'm going to Brighton tomorrow (on a hairyplane).Anything I should be warned about?
Shirt lifters...?  whistle:

TUT TUT... cussing:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2008, 09:17:27 AM
I'm going to Brighton tomorrow (on a hairyplane).Anything I should be warned about?

As described on the radio this morning "Middle aged men in macs who sit low in their seats and any man with flamboyant clothing and a large moustache" ie a typical Mama Mia audience.
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Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 09:18:38 AM
I may have to eschew the green suit then
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Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2008, 09:29:02 AM
I may have to eschew the green suit then

Perhaps best.

Also look out for antique dealers with comb-overs.
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Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 10:20:45 AM
I'm going to Brighton tomorrow (on a hairyplane).Anything I should be warned about?
Shirt lifters...?  whistle:

TUT TUT... cussing:
Nick set me up for it tho...  cussing:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2008, 10:21:39 AM
I may have to eschew the green suit then

Perhaps best.

Also look out for antique dealers with comb-overs.

See also "Designers"
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Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 10:46:31 AM
I plan on having a haircut while I am there. Is that dodgy too?
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Post by: Barman on September 24, 2008, 10:48:20 AM
I plan on having a haircut while I am there. Is that dodgy too?
Depends... are you going to a barber or a 'hairdresser'...?  rubschin:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 24, 2008, 10:49:17 AM
Seen Sweeney Todd?

News update please, no papers again.
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Post by: Nick on September 24, 2008, 10:50:06 AM
Gordo reported on Tractor statistics to the nation. Ruth Kelly has resigned.
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Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2008, 10:50:24 AM
SNAFU
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 24, 2008, 10:52:10 AM
Ruth Kelly has resigned? Joy of joys!
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Post by: tel on September 24, 2008, 11:12:20 AM
Suddenly it's getting crowded in here.
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Post by: Just One More on September 25, 2008, 09:13:16 AM
Where is everybody BM?  tunble:

If nobody comes in soon I could start to tell you about my fun-filled day on the Isle of Wight on Tuesday. It was like gods waiting room, I felt positively youthful
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Post by: Uncle Mort on September 25, 2008, 09:23:26 AM
'tis a bit quiet. I know Nick's off to Brighton and I guess the others are werking like.
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Post by: Barman on September 25, 2008, 09:26:46 AM
I've been here since early like... I was just re-booting my PC (again) to load yet more software/updates, etc.  evil:

Clearly, the people that write this stuff have never actually used a PC...  noooo:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 25, 2008, 10:00:18 AM
Midday here in Egypt, so I am on the first beer of the day.

Anybody else from government resigned today?
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Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2008, 10:01:57 AM
Not yet
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Post by: Uncle Mort on September 25, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
...but we live in hope.
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 25, 2008, 10:03:22 AM
Blears...please let it be Blears, queen of the dwarfs...
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Post by: Barman on September 25, 2008, 10:10:46 AM
Brown... let it be Brown...  whistle:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2008, 10:48:04 AM
Blears...please let it be Blears, queen of the dwarfs...

Dvarven.
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 26, 2008, 03:35:11 PM
Hello! Where is everyone? 
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2008, 04:28:10 PM
Hello! Where is everyone? 

Over here, in the Inglenook.

Bring a large Talisker if you're coming over
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Post by: Pastis on September 26, 2008, 04:32:22 PM
I was in the reading room gripped by an article about an exploding custard truck ... just the stuff for a Friday afternoon  eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3086342/Exploding-custard-truck-sends-driver-running.html
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Post by: Pastis on September 26, 2008, 04:48:16 PM
Blears...please let it be Blears, queen of the dwarfs...

You had the good fortune to miss QT last night ... Poison Dwarf, Ginger Chipmunk was spouting gobbledegook as usual and having a spat with Teresa May  sick2:

There would have been more damage to the bookshelf if the missile I hurled at the TV (and missed) was more robust than a slipper  redface:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 26, 2008, 05:23:24 PM
Not sure I could handle the Talisker, DS - last night's legendary session meant I didn't wake until 1pm today - and even then I had to resort to a cool lager for jentacular purposes.
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2008, 05:30:53 PM
Not sure I could handle the Talisker, DS - last night's legendary session meant I didn't wake until 1pm today - and even then I had to resort to a cool lager for jentacular purposes.
lol:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2008, 10:21:08 AM
Saturday Morning  tunble:


Given that the ads we carry are targeted, of so we are led to believe .............. ???     eeek:

Quote
Asian mums network,
Discuss, share parenting tips, reviews & lifestyle for asian mums
www.AsianMummy.com
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2008, 10:22:16 AM
Afternoon, all.
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Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2008, 10:23:03 AM
Wotcher me old sand fly. How goes it?
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Post by: Barman on September 27, 2008, 10:27:42 AM
Afternoon, all.
Afternoon... all packed up and ready to go home...?
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2008, 10:35:29 AM
No, sunning myself and drinking beer. And selecting my horses.
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 27, 2008, 02:04:44 PM
selecting my horses.

BBQ this evening?
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2008, 02:10:51 PM
It's true that most of the horses I pick are only good for the dinner plate.
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 27, 2008, 06:48:49 PM
Holy mother of fvck. The Russians have arrived by the truckload.

Never have I seen such ignorance and bad manners.

Our Egyptian hosts have a look of total fear in their eyes and Vodka/Whisky is going out the door like it is water.

Two fights - amongst themselves - so far. One ambulance.

Fair dues, though, the restaurant staff fussed about us, bringing drinks and desserts without paying second glance to the mobsters that invaded.
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 28, 2008, 06:37:28 AM
So our cab picks us up in two hours. It is doubtful there will be any booze at Hurghada airport, so we are on the beer now. We have had breakfast!
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Post by: Barman on September 28, 2008, 07:02:14 AM
So our cab picks us up in two hours. It is doubtful there will be any booze at Hurghada airport, so we are on the beer now. We have had breakfast!
Excellent!

Have a great journey home - have £1 ready for the little man that lifts your case from the floor and puts it on the scales at check-in...  ;)
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 28, 2008, 09:25:14 AM
Hurghada airport. Smoking area :-)

No beer ;-(
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Post by: Barman on September 28, 2008, 09:29:40 AM
Hurghada airport. Smoking area :-)

No beer ;-(
Don't eat anything - you'll have the trots on the 'plane...  noooo:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 28, 2008, 09:32:33 AM
I presume a packet of cheese and spice Doritos is safe?
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Post by: Barman on September 28, 2008, 09:33:00 AM
I presume a packet of cheese and spice Doritos is safe?
noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2008, 10:23:45 AM
I presume a packet of cheese and spice Doritos is safe?
noooo:

And don't forget the in-flight food will have been prepared in that rusting warehouse you passed on the way to the airport ~ the one with all the cats and dogs hanging around outside. whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2008, 10:26:38 AM
Ah! Wife and bys have returned from church looking all blessed and saved so we're off to the quail farm now. Sees you later.
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Post by: Just One More on September 28, 2008, 11:13:51 AM
I presume a packet of cheese and spice Doritos is safe?
noooo:

And don't forget the in-flight food will have been prepared in that rusting warehouse you passed on the way to the airport ~ the one with all the cats and dogs hanging around outside. whistle:

They'll be the ones that weren't deemed fit enough for the in-flight cuisine  whistle:
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Post by: Barman on September 28, 2008, 11:42:08 AM
I presume a packet of cheese and spice Doritos is safe?
noooo:

And don't forget the in-flight food will have been prepared in that rusting warehouse you passed on the way to the airport ~ the one with all the cats and dogs hanging around outside. whistle:

They'll be the ones that weren't deemed fit enough for the in-flight cuisine  whistle:
Yes... looking for their brothers and sisters...  whistle:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 28, 2008, 12:38:03 PM
The flight from Cairo to Heathrow is running an hour and a half late. Boo!

But we have been switched to BMI from Egypt Air, so there should be drink on board. Hooray!
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Post by: Nick on September 28, 2008, 05:51:21 PM
Ah! Wife and bys have returned from church looking all blessed and saved so we're off to the quail farm now. Sees you later.
Church?  eeek:  She's Jewish!
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Post by: Nick on September 28, 2008, 05:52:11 PM
The flight from Cairo to Heathrow is running an hour and a half late. Boo!

But we have been switched to BMI from Egypt Air, so there should be drink on board. Hooray!

BMI eh?   noooo:

Brace!
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Post by: Barman on September 28, 2008, 05:54:57 PM
The flight from Cairo to Heathrow is running an hour and a half late. Boo!

But we have been switched to BMI from Egypt Air, so there should be drink on board. Hooray!

BMI eh?   noooo:

Brace!
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 rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on September 28, 2008, 05:56:14 PM
NO, when they crash. That way you die one second later than you would have done anyway  noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2008, 05:57:07 PM
Ah! Wife and boys have returned from church looking all blessed and saved so we're off to the quail farm now. Sees you later.
Church?  eek:  She's Jewish!

Being Jewish is a racial matter~ it passes down the female line (unusually) ~ and does not necessarily have anything to do with religion.

As one may be a Christian Arab (they are not all Muslim) so may one be Jewish and Christian.

As for being Jewish ~ so was Jesus.
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Post by: Barman on September 28, 2008, 06:00:44 PM
NO, when they crash. That way you die one second later than you would have done anyway  noooo:
BMI don't crash a lot do they...?
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Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2008, 06:30:45 PM
The Quail farm visit was a huge hit with the boys (I hadn't told them we were going) They have talked to the farmer, handled day old chicks and been given all sorts of info about rearing the birds. They then went on a tour of his chicken runs and cages. He specialises in rare breeds and in particular Chinese birds. All very interesting and both boys were reluctant to leave after an hour so they got a tour of the cow sheds as well and then he showed us his private smokery where he had stacks of cheeses smoking away. He and I then discussed smoking quail, other birds, cheeses, and trout as a method of preservation whilst the boys played with his dog (a fvcking huge beast).
A very nice man and we shall be doing some business I foresee. The boys are very enthusiastic about earning their pocket money breeding quail and the farmer has promised to stock them with some choice birds when the aviary is ready.
All in all an afternoon well spent ~ at least as far as the male side of the family were concerned ~ SWMBO found it all a bit whiffy and the THW preferred to spend the day with her B/F and his parents.
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Post by: Barman on September 28, 2008, 06:43:22 PM
The Quail farm visit was a huge hit with the boys (I hadn't told them we were going) They have talked to the farmer, handled day old chicks and been given all sorts of info about rearing the birds. They then went on a tour of his chicken runs and cages. He specialises in rare breeds and in particular Chinese birds. All very interesting and both boys were reluctant to leave after an hour so they got a tour of the cow sheds as well and then he showed us his private smokery where he had stacks of cheeses smoking away. He and I then discussed smoking quail, other birds, cheeses, and trout as a method of preservation whilst the boys played with his dog (a fvcking huge beast).
A very nice man and we shall be doing some business I foresee. The boys are very enthusiastic about earning their pocket money breeding quail and the farmer has promised to stock them with some choice birds when the aviary is ready.
All in all an afternoon well spent ~ at least as far as the male side of the family were concerned ~ SWMBO found it all a bit whiffy and the THW preferred to spend the day with her B/F and his parents.
Will the boys be as happy when you are chopping their heads off with an axe in the garden I wonder...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2008, 06:54:59 PM
The Quail farm visit was a huge hit with the boys (I hadn't told them we were going) They have talked to the farmer, handled day old chicks and been given all sorts of info about rearing the birds. They then went on a tour of his chicken runs and cages. He specialises in rare breeds and in particular Chinese birds. All very interesting and both boys were reluctant to leave after an hour so they got a tour of the cow sheds as well and then he showed us his private smokery where he had stacks of cheeses smoking away. He and I then discussed smoking quail, other birds, cheeses, and trout as a method of preservation whilst the boys played with his dog (a fvcking huge beast).
A very nice man and we shall be doing some business I foresee. The boys are very enthusiastic about earning their pocket money breeding quail and the farmer has promised to stock them with some choice birds when the aviary is ready.
All in all an afternoon well spent ~ at least as far as the male side of the family were concerned ~ SWMBO found it all a bit whiffy and the THW preferred to spend the day with her B/F and his parents.
Will the boys be as happy when you are chopping their heads off with an axe in the garden I wonder...?  rubschin:

One does not use an axe but a pair of kitchen scissors and the boys are eager to have a go, however all killing will be done by the Butcher (lil Bruvver) or at least under his supervision. They did not worry when the Farmer found some of the day olds (he had about 500) had died and he got the boys gathering them up and throwing the tiny corpses into the bin kept for the purpose,. He then showed them the corpses of two chickens that had died yesterday. One from old age, the other awaiting the vet's verdict.  The Farmer was very matter of fact about it with them (he had tipped me off that he would show them this side of things but I didn't warn them). The boys simply accepted that this was all part of the process. I have to say I was proud of them. They asked whether he ate any of his own birds and he said yes. They decided that they would too. Minimus, who is allergic to eggs, wants to ask his consultant if he can try a quail egg as the farmer told him that he knew of people who are allergic to eggs but who can and do eat quail eggs.
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Post by: Nick on September 28, 2008, 06:56:28 PM
He meant the boys, not the birds
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Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2008, 06:58:50 PM
 noooo:
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Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 28, 2008, 07:07:11 PM
ahhhh!
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. He specialises in rare breeds and in particular Chinese birds.
, me too cloud9:
Happy day in Honkers
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Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2008, 07:09:50 PM
ahhhh!
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. He specialises in rare breeds and in particular Chinese birds.
, me too cloud9:
Happy day in Honkers

Tsk!

Chinese Pheasant

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Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 28, 2008, 07:18:14 PM
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Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2008, 07:21:30 PM
Sometimes they are nice for tea too.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 28, 2008, 07:25:44 PM
oooo! I prefer yours, swops?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2008, 07:27:29 PM
He is feeling better























(snigger)
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Post by: Barman on September 28, 2008, 07:32:03 PM
He meant the boys, not the birds
lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 28, 2008, 10:42:41 PM
We are finally back in Surrey. BMI flight fine and free booze too!
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Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 05:08:09 AM
We are finally back in Surrey. BMI flight fine and free booze too!
Welcome back...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 05:54:41 AM
The Quail farm visit was a huge hit with the boys (I hadn't told them we were going) They have talked to the farmer, handled day old chicks and been given all sorts of info about rearing the birds. They then went on a tour of his chicken runs and cages. He specialises in rare breeds and in particular Chinese birds. All very interesting and both boys were reluctant to leave after an hour so they got a tour of the cow sheds as well and then he showed us his private smokery where he had stacks of cheeses smoking away. He and I then discussed smoking quail, other birds, cheeses, and trout as a method of preservation whilst the boys played with his dog (a fvcking huge beast).
A very nice man and we shall be doing some business I foresee. The boys are very enthusiastic about earning their pocket money breeding quail and the farmer has promised to stock them with some choice birds when the aviary is ready.
All in all an afternoon well spent ~ at least as far as the male side of the family were concerned ~ SWMBO found it all a bit whiffy and the THW preferred to spend the day with her B/F and his parents.
Will the boys be as happy when you are chopping their heads off with an axe in the garden I wonder...?  rubschin:

One does not use an axe but a pair of kitchen scissors and the boys are eager to have a go, however all killing will be done by the Butcher (lil Bruvver) or at least under his supervision. They did not worry when the Farmer found some of the day olds (he had about 500) had died and he got the boys gathering them up and throwing the tiny corpses into the bin kept for the purpose,. He then showed them the corpses of two chickens that had died yesterday. One from old age, the other awaiting the vet's verdict.  The Farmer was very matter of fact about it with them (he had tipped me off that he would show them this side of things but I didn't warn them). The boys simply accepted that this was all part of the process. I have to say I was proud of them. They asked whether he ate any of his own birds and he said yes. They decided that they would too. Minimus, who is allergic to eggs, wants to ask his consultant if he can try a quail egg as the farmer told him that he knew of people who are allergic to eggs but who can and do eat quail eggs.
Scissors????   eeek:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 29, 2008, 06:03:10 AM
The Quail farm visit was a huge hit with the boys (I hadn't told them we were going) They have talked to the farmer, handled day old chicks and been given all sorts of info about rearing the birds. They then went on a tour of his chicken runs and cages. He specialises in rare breeds and in particular Chinese birds. All very interesting and both boys were reluctant to leave after an hour so they got a tour of the cow sheds as well and then he showed us his private smokery where he had stacks of cheeses smoking away. He and I then discussed smoking quail, other birds, cheeses, and trout as a method of preservation whilst the boys played with his dog (a fvcking huge beast).
A very nice man and we shall be doing some business I foresee. The boys are very enthusiastic about earning their pocket money breeding quail and the farmer has promised to stock them with some choice birds when the aviary is ready.
All in all an afternoon well spent ~ at least as far as the male side of the family were concerned ~ SWMBO found it all a bit whiffy and the THW preferred to spend the day with her B/F and his parents.
Will the boys be as happy when you are chopping their heads off with an axe in the garden I wonder...?  rubschin:

One does not use an axe but a pair of kitchen scissors and the boys are eager to have a go, however all killing will be done by the Butcher (lil Bruvver) or at least under his supervision. They did not worry when the Farmer found some of the day olds (he had about 500) had died and he got the boys gathering them up and throwing the tiny corpses into the bin kept for the purpose,. He then showed them the corpses of two chickens that had died yesterday. One from old age, the other awaiting the vet's verdict.  The Farmer was very matter of fact about it with them (he had tipped me off that he would show them this side of things but I didn't warn them). The boys simply accepted that this was all part of the process. I have to say I was proud of them. They asked whether he ate any of his own birds and he said yes. They decided that they would too. Minimus, who is allergic to eggs, wants to ask his consultant if he can try a quail egg as the farmer told him that he knew of people who are allergic to eggs but who can and do eat quail eggs.
Scissors????   eeek:

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I thought that too. But then I read about Nick's dream. Blears, Harman, Widdecombe and Slotgob were mentioned. Scissors and quails didn't seem to bad after that image
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Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 06:56:30 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!
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Post by: Barman on September 29, 2008, 07:00:24 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 07:07:17 AM
Don't tell me ~ you think they harvest your favourite steaks without killing the cows don't you? ::)


Believe me the method described of killing a quail is a lot kinder than the way they kill chickens commercially. That is not at all pleasant to see.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2008, 07:36:19 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!
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Vegans have a lower incidence of premature hair loss as well.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on September 29, 2008, 08:01:45 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!

Sounds very Jewish to me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2008, 08:06:22 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!

Sounds very Jewish to me.

I thought the Rabbi did that with a sharpened thumbnail  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 29, 2008, 08:18:08 AM
Large Scissors.
Their necks are no thicker that my finger. You try getting one to stand still whilst you swing an axe at it. Little b@st@rds run like b*ggery the whole time anyway. Best method of despatch is to pick it up. Hold it in one hand with the head sticking out and SNIP!

Sounds very Jewish to me.

I thought the Rabbi did that with a sharpened thumbnail  lol:

That is why they stand and wail at the wall.

One slip with the Izal medicated and they are condemned to a life on their feet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 10:45:07 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 07, 2008, 10:48:21 AM
werking, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 11:19:37 AM
Looking for werk
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 07, 2008, 11:21:37 AM
Thinking about looking for werk.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 07, 2008, 12:12:35 PM
Finished werking ~ lunchtime.

Watching the 1 o'clock news - all gloom and despondency. Will there be werk out there soon?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 12:17:53 PM
Thinking about werk- a bit, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2008, 03:36:04 PM
I've been out... on important business like...  char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:37:00 PM
He's pissed (and carrying a goat) (No offence LL)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2008, 03:37:58 PM
He's pissed (and carrying a goat) (No offence LL)
I've had a few...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:39:16 PM
Goats?
Regrets?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2008, 03:50:14 PM
Goats?
Regrets?
Neither... LL has been drinking 'bubbles'...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2008, 03:50:50 PM
Jacko's monkey?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2008, 03:52:46 PM
Jacko's monkey?  eeek:
No... not that Bubbles... nor shall I be 'forever blowing Bubbles', etc.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:53:11 PM
=LL is giggly  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 10:37:37 AM
People logged on but nobody saying anything  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 10:52:35 AM
I've been in the bath
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 10:53:12 AM
That's nice ~ rubber ducky?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 10:57:20 AM
No thanks, sweety
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 11:02:00 AM
Scented unguents?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 11:04:09 AM
Soap  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 11:04:53 AM
Oh ~ Going for a lunch time pint?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 11:09:11 AM
No. Mrs Nick is  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I am keeping a low profile
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 11:15:07 AM
That'll be her age I expect.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 11:15:57 AM
It'll be The Boy, actually
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 11:16:41 AM
Ah!

Funny things wimmin. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 11:17:54 AM
Allmy fault of course!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 11:28:42 AM
Naturally  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2008, 01:58:45 PM
I've been out... off-roading like...  whistle:

Not at The Swamp...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 01:59:03 PM
I've been out... off-roading like...  whistle:

Not at The Swamp...  noooo:

Intentionally?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 12, 2008, 02:37:42 PM
I've been trying to earn a crust  cry:    It worked  smile:

No TG; that doesn't mean I can lend you a quid, sorry.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 02:38:44 PM
Jolly good. Toast for tea then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 12, 2008, 02:45:15 PM
I might even run to a wafer thin coating of beef paste ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 02:45:39 PM
Scraped from an unwary cow?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 12, 2008, 02:49:46 PM
The only cows round here are not the sort who should even be approached, specially if they've been doing some Sunday lunchtime drinking  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 04:58:42 PM
You've been down to the Rat & Parrot again haven't you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2008, 07:52:00 AM
Quiet this morning - overdid the weekend then chaps?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2008, 08:02:06 AM
Just seen the PTMS thread ~ no wonder you are sleeping in this morning.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 09:09:42 AM

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 09:26:12 AM
Till Wenchy gets up  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2008, 09:49:35 AM
I've been out... werking like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 09:51:48 AM
Of course




















 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2008, 09:52:26 AM
Of course




















 char048
I bloody have!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 09:53:07 AM
I've been out... werking like...  noooo:

happy100

Somebody has to ~ you just got the short straw.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 13, 2008, 09:54:56 AM
I am watching Broon make a tit of himself. Again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 09:59:32 AM
WHERE?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 13, 2008, 10:00:58 AM
BBC News 24.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2008, 11:32:02 AM
Quiet today.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2008, 11:40:06 AM
 tunble:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2008, 11:46:14 AM
Believe it or not I am actually working.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2008, 12:01:43 PM
What have we done to Nick?

Is he sulking perhaps?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 12:21:46 PM
I have been to Manchester.

I am now preparing to sell space in my air raid shelter pending the arrival of Planet X.

You know it makes sense!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2008, 12:35:52 PM
You don't need an air raid shelter, just one of these:



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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 12:37:15 PM
Did you make that? There could be money in this!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 12:42:37 PM
Ooooooooooooo

Donna just called. eyes: She was asking after my leg  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2008, 12:44:49 PM
Donna must have the rent due.  ;)

Meantime:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 12:46:45 PM
Why does it say, "DO not show this to anyone" at the bottom?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2008, 12:51:32 PM
I've been out like... taking the dog to the vets and LL to the physiotherapist...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 12:52:34 PM
And how is Janine?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2008, 12:55:42 PM
Why does it say, "DO not show this to anyone" at the bottom?

Quote from: Wikipedia
A tin foil hat is a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of tin foil, aluminium foil or similar material. People wear the hats in the belief that they act to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against alien interference, mind control and mind reading. The idea of wearing a tin foil hat for protection from such threats has become a popular stereotype and term of derision. The phrase serves as a byword for paranoia and is often used to characterize conspiracy theorists.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 12:59:46 PM
I will make one for Growler then  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2008, 10:20:19 AM
Where is everybody today...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on October 18, 2008, 10:21:07 AM
Dunno. Out having a life I expect. Selfish buggers.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 18, 2008, 10:23:21 AM
Has everybody gone to the beach?

Oh... and I have man-flu  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 18, 2008, 10:24:41 AM
Hang on, when I started typing, there was nobody in here, were you hiding behind the bar?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2008, 10:25:17 AM
Has everybody gone to the beach?

Oh... and I have man-flu  sick2:
Man flu eh... poor you...  noooo:

I trust you are being waited on hand and foot...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 18, 2008, 10:28:30 AM
 point:

Yeah right. "Ooh, I was hoping WE could go and get some shoes, I need some for work"

"What's wrong will ALL those other ones?"

"They're spares" (similar story with handbags a few months back)

 Shrugs:

Can you do me a whiskey "all in", and can you turn the jukebox down a tad
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2008, 10:37:09 AM
We have a party tomorrow so I'm working like a slave today...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2008, 10:37:36 AM
So many goats, so little time  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2008, 10:39:56 AM
I'm here for a quick one before the family invasion this PM.

 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2008, 10:40:19 AM
Feign illness
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2008, 10:43:03 AM
Feign illness
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 18, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
Feign illness

It doesn't work
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2008, 12:54:15 PM
My lot have gone out for the day to see the MiL on the other side of the country so I have the day and evening to myself.
I have been in here, then I had a late breakfast, called round to see a friend of Mrs S#2  where I found the lady to be alone. After delivering the message and package SWMBO had charged me with I found myself invited to an  unexpected and lengthy chat over a cup of coffee ~ mainly about her husband's shortcomings.
What a sweet girl she is ~ I was forced to offer sympathy, much as I hate running a man down behind his back  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2008, 02:41:07 PM
My lot have gone out for the day to see the MiL on the other side of the country so I have the day and evening to myself.
I have been in here, then I had a late breakfast, called round to see a friend of Mrs S#2  where I found the lady to be alone. After delivering the message and package SWMBO had charged me with I found myself invited to an  unexpected and lengthy chat over a cup of coffee ~ mainly about her husband's shortcomings.
What a sweet girl she is ~ I was forced to offer sympathy, much as I hate running a man down behind his back  whistle:
eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on October 18, 2008, 04:04:41 PM
Coooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2008, 04:29:29 PM
Our least postiest day...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2008, 04:32:50 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2008, 04:37:36 PM
My lot have gone out for the day to see the MiL on the other side of the country so I have the day and evening to myself.
I have been in here, then I had a late breakfast, called round to see a friend of Mrs S#2  where I found the lady to be alone. After delivering the message and package SWMBO had charged me with I found myself invited to an  unexpected and lengthy chat over a cup of coffee ~ mainly about her husband's shortcomings.
What a sweet girl she is ~ I was forced to offer sympathy, much as I hate running a man down behind his back  whistle:
eyes:

 eyes:

Dirty old dog
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2008, 04:40:18 PM
My lot have gone out for the day to see the MiL on the other side of the country so I have the day and evening to myself.
I have been in here, then I had a late breakfast, called round to see a friend of Mrs S#2  where I found the lady to be alone. After delivering the message and package SWMBO had charged me with I found myself invited to an  unexpected and lengthy chat over a cup of coffee ~ mainly about her husband's shortcomings.
What a sweet girl she is ~ I was forced to offer sympathy, much as I hate running a man down behind his back  whistle:
eyes:

 eyes:

Dirty old dog
I know... at his age too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2008, 04:42:27 PM
I've been MILF spotting this afternoon. Maybe I could compile a local "Top Totty" map  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2008, 04:50:56 PM
Who needs a map? I just follow my nose or as Mrs S#1 once so memorably put it "Your only fault as a husband was that you followed your pr*ck wherever it led you".

Couldn't argue with the woman ~ she was, as ever, right on the money.

We were having a last drink together following the Divorce Hearing.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2008, 04:53:29 PM
Who needs a map? I just follow my nose or as Mrs S#1 once so memorably put it "You're only fault as a husband was that you followed your pr*ck wherever it led you".

Couldn't argue with the woman ~ she was, as ever, right on the money.

We were having a last drink together following the Divorce Hearing.
Yes, yes, yes... but what about the 'sweet girl'...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2008, 05:13:58 PM
Who needs a map? I just follow my nose or as Mrs S#1 once so memorably put it "You're only fault as a husband was that you followed your pr*ck wherever it led you".

Couldn't argue with the woman ~ she was, as ever, right on the money.

We were having a last drink together following the Divorce Hearing.
Yes, yes, yes... but what about the 'sweet girl'...?  eyes:

She is sweet, softly spoken, vulnerable and much under the thumb of an arrogant Welsh b@st@rd she was silly enough to marry some years ago. I don't like him, never have. She felt the need to unburden herself of her woes ~ I was available to listen. She called me after I got home to apologise ~ I felt obliged to reassure her and invite her round for a drink. We have spent an interesting afternoon ...... learning a little more about one another. She has gone home now.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2008, 06:29:40 PM
Quote
She has gone home now

 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2008, 07:21:42 PM
eeek: I beg your pardon?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2008, 07:35:44 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on October 18, 2008, 08:49:33 PM



 We have spent an interesting afternoon ...... learning a little more about one another. She has gone home now.

She back yet then?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on October 18, 2008, 08:51:59 PM
I've been out in the woods all day today. cloud9:

Found a bloody ace hut out there. No services, no noise apart from wolves howlin' and owls 'ootin like, and NO bloody neighbours.
Dyfi forest if you know it. 15 miles to the nearest village.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2008, 09:13:57 PM
Would Mrs Grower let you live there? Or would she help you move in?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2008, 06:04:35 AM



 We have spent an interesting afternoon ...... learning a little more about one another. She has gone home now.

She back yet then?  cloud9:

Mrs S#2 + children returned at 10.35pm so at the time you asked the answer was no.

Can't say that I do know the Dyfi Forest but then I don't walk much anymore.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2008, 07:58:28 AM
I am preparing for the pool party...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2008, 08:21:41 AM
Speedos or the thong?

Never an easy choice  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2008, 08:40:55 AM
Or the mankini?


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on October 19, 2008, 09:17:14 AM



 We have spent an interesting afternoon ...... learning a little more about one another. She has gone home now.

She back yet then?  cloud9:

Mrs S#2 + children returned at 10.35pm so at the time you asked the answer was no.

Can't say that I do know the Dyfi Forest but then I don't walk much anymore.

Mrs S#2 + nippers in for a all expenses paid weekend away treat then soon? You know, as a token of all your appreciation for what she does and stuff, while you stay at home and do all the jobs you've been promising to do all year....kind of like? ;)

Dyfi forest is in mid-ish Wales, down Macuntluth way. Bloody bleak as hell down there, even when it's sunny. Abdsolutely adorable.  cloud9:

Couple of stone built 'houses' buried deep in the woods/forest that took my fancy.
The full 1 bear and his one eyed snarlin' dogs house, no doubt about it. Goldilocks would more that welcome to visit, but strictly by appontment only. eyes:

I seriously could see me living out there or similar tbh. Makes me feel all sort of warm and cosy and at one with the werld when I'm in that sort of environment. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2008, 09:46:20 AM
Unfortunately a "Fun packed" family holiday looms ~ off on Friday for a week. (Welsh schools on half term)
Still at least I shall be in Dorset and will prolly meet up with some old muckers from way back (if I can escape the eagle eye for an afternoon/evening).

It has not been forgotten that, on the Isle of Wight, I once went out to help a guy I had met get in some lobster pots and do a bit of bass fishing and returned two days and nights later ~ shit faced and without a fish to show for it.  noooo:

The memory lingers despite a good many years passing.

Will certainly be enjoying some real countryside and good food ~ the latter in part courtesy of one Hugh Fearnley Whatsit
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2008, 09:50:37 AM
Speedos or the thong?

Never an easy choice  whistle:
My 'James Bond' outfit...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2008, 10:20:58 AM
Speedos or the thong?

Never an easy choice  whistle:
My 'James Bond' outfit...  whistle:

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In your dreams
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Speedos or the thong?

Never an easy choice  whistle:
My 'James Bond' outfit...  whistle:

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 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2008, 05:27:35 PM

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2008, 06:11:07 PM
I'm going back to bed again sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2008, 06:12:44 PM
Yes, good idea, got to be on top form for the HALF TERM that starts tomorrow. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2008, 06:13:21 PM
Our half term is not for another week.  cloud9:

Mrs Nick has booked the wrong week off work  noooo:  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2008, 06:16:40 PM
Oh ~ ours is the following week too. Unusual that English and Welsh schools should have the same Autumn Half Term.

 rubschin: Are you sure she booked the wrong week? Maybe, in her mind, she booked the right one.... not that I would like to spread dissent in the Nick household you understand.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 20, 2008, 12:56:53 PM
Mr Wench's is next week
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2008, 12:57:44 PM
Mr Wench's is next week

Are you having it off as well?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 20, 2008, 01:04:31 PM
I may take the day off on Friday but I shan't be taking leave for the whole week no.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2008, 01:06:38 PM
Wenchy plays a beautifully executed forward defensive bat to that one  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 20, 2008, 01:11:17 PM
Oh well played Wenchy  happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 20, 2008, 01:19:40 PM
Took me three goes to craft that sentence!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2008, 01:46:36 PM
I'm werking...  noooo:

Check my IP address...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 20, 2008, 01:49:13 PM
Don't think I can  rubschin:

I'm nearly as bored as TG and I've got a job like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2008, 01:52:50 PM
Don't think I can  rubschin:

I'm nearly as bored as TG and I've got a job like.
No, you can't... the dog and the Wenchmeister can tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 20, 2008, 02:03:16 PM
Why?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2008, 02:19:08 PM
I'm werking...  noooo:

 eeek:

Bloody hell, call the Guiness Book of Records..  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2008, 02:35:03 PM
Took me three goes to craft that sentence!

It was worth the effort.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2008, 03:33:20 PM
Why?  whistle:
Never mind...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 20, 2008, 03:58:26 PM
 Banghead

TBH it looked as though you were posting from the same ip you always are.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2008, 04:07:19 PM
That's what I thought ~ presumably you've moved on.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2008, 05:34:26 PM
Banghead

TBH it looked as though you were posting from the same ip you always are.
No it didn't...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 20, 2008, 05:46:14 PM
Our half term is not for another week.  cloud9:

Mrs Nick has booked the wrong week off work  noooo:  evil:

No Mrs Nick has booked the right week off work  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 09:33:28 AM
Banghead

TBH it looked as though you were posting from the same ip you always are.
No it didn't...  ::)

Ummm it did!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 09:37:02 AM
Banghead

TBH it looked as though you were posting from the same ip you always are.
No it didn't...  ::)

Ummm it did!
It bloody didn't!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 09:49:24 AM
It bloody looked like it to me cussing:

Anyway I have better things to do than keep track of your meanderings  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 10:16:57 AM
It bloody looked like it to me cussing:

Anyway I have better things to do than keep track of your meanderings  evil:
Well, if you had bothered to check it said I was in Germany...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2008, 10:19:59 AM
Were you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 10:21:18 AM
Were you?
No...  noooo:  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:22:11 AM
 Banghead

It's like pulling teeth.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 10:50:46 AM
I've given up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:52:10 AM
BM's Magical Mystery Tour  noooo:









I wonder what he taking  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 10:53:18 AM
How does one re-route an ip? For instance say that someone lived in Spain and wanted access to the bbc iplayer for instance, how would you trick the bbc website into thinking you were from England?

Just from an academic interest point of view you understand.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:54:35 AM
Dongle I 'spect.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 10:57:50 AM
How does one re-route an ip? For instance say that someone lived in Spain and wanted access to the bbc iplayer for instance, how would you trick the bbc website into thinking you were from England?

Just from an academic interest point of view you understand.  whistle:
Run Onspeed...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 10:58:46 AM
But what if say the individual had broadband and didn't want to speed up her connection?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 11:01:42 AM
But what if say the individual had broadband and didn't want to speed up her connection?
::)

Just run Onspeed - i-player, etc. works perfectly...

Mr. Tinks watched the F1 on ITV onh Sunday - using Onspeed...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 11:03:51 AM
Interesting.  rubschin:

From an academic point of view you understand.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 11:05:49 AM
Interesting.  rubschin:

From an academic point of view you understand.  whistle:
Of course... I too have Onspeed....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2008, 11:07:07 AM
You may also find Joost worth having a look at Wenchy.

www.joost.com (http://www.joost.com)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 11:08:24 AM
You may also find Joost worth having a look at Wenchy.

www.joost.com (http://www.joost.com)
Why, can you watch BBC, ITV & C4 on it across the Interweb then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 11:10:07 AM
More to the point do any of these enable Mobile Broadband when your lap-top runs Linux?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2008, 11:12:27 AM
You may also find Joost worth having a look at Wenchy.

www.joost.com (http://www.joost.com)
Why, can you watch BBC, ITV & C4 on it across the Interweb then...?  rubschin:

No but there is a massive range or stuff on there not just limited to BBC, ITV and C4 et al.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 11:17:33 AM
You may also find Joost worth having a look at Wenchy.

www.joost.com (http://www.joost.com)
Why, can you watch BBC, ITV & C4 on it across the Interweb then...?  rubschin:

No but there is a massive range or stuff on there not just limited to BBC, ITV and C4 et al.
The F1 live for instance...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 11:18:35 AM
Bugger trying to cheat the system ~ what about me Dongle?  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 11:55:28 AM
You may also find Joost worth having a look at Wenchy.

www.joost.com (http://www.joost.com)
Why, can you watch BBC, ITV & C4 on it across the Interweb then...?  rubschin:

No but there is a massive range or stuff on there not just limited to BBC, ITV and C4 et al.

Excellent for me, not so excellent for people who only really want to watch Eastenders at a different time of day.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 12:26:52 PM
You may also find Joost worth having a look at Wenchy.

www.joost.com (http://www.joost.com)
Why, can you watch BBC, ITV & C4 on it across the Interweb then...?  rubschin:

No but there is a massive range or stuff on there not just limited to BBC, ITV and C4 et al.

Excellent for me, not so excellent for people who only really want to watch Eastenders at a different time of day.  whistle:

ME! ME! ME! ME!   angry041:
You don't care about my Dongle at all  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2008, 12:39:14 PM
Ahem... where am  I now then...?   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2008, 12:49:10 PM

ME! ME! ME! ME!   angry041:
You don't care about my Dongle at all  sad24:
[/quote]

I'm working on that at the moment, keep your fur on or you will end up as shiny as BM.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 12:49:31 PM
You may also find Joost worth having a look at Wenchy.

www.joost.com (http://www.joost.com)
Why, can you watch BBC, ITV & C4 on it across the Interweb then...?  rubschin:

No but there is a massive range or stuff on there not just limited to BBC, ITV and C4 et al.

Excellent for me, not so excellent for people who only really want to watch Eastenders at a different time of day.  whistle:

ME! ME! ME! ME!   angry041:
You don't care about my Dongle at all  sad24:

Linux!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2008, 12:56:12 PM
What version of Linux do you have Muttley?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 03:29:31 PM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 03:35:44 PM
3 Mobile apparently ~ not the stick one but a larger white dongle will do the job with a bit of tweaking.
Vodaphone, BT etc all say No!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2008, 04:04:11 PM
I'd check first Snoop. I've looked on all the providers websites and none of them appear to have linux dongle drivers available for download which isnt a good sign.

If all else fails try the mobile stores. Even if the staff cant answer the question they can always ring their customer service  and IT teams to get an answer.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 21, 2008, 04:05:50 PM
This is all getting suspiciously Computer Room-ish  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 04:06:57 PM
Never mind ~ they'll get round to it one day I 'spect ....meanwhile I'll just have to sit in Starbucks or similar if I want to go "on-line" during the hols.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 04:07:23 PM
This is all getting suspiciously Computer Room-ish  rubschin:

 redface: Sorry
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 21, 2008, 04:23:01 PM
'Twas only a comment... besides, who hears anything in an Empty Bar?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 04:33:01 PM
Wimmin.

They hear everything and we are always wrong.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 06:23:58 PM
Spot on!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 21, 2008, 06:47:55 PM
Wimmin.

They hear everything and we are always wrong.  evil:

Wrong. They hear what they want to hear and will, at any given point, forget and entire sentence and context purely to pick up on certain words to launch into a vitriolic and unwarranted attack.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 07:04:06 PM
You've met my ex-wife then  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 07:21:19 PM
 eeek:

Snoops in starbucks!  happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 21, 2008, 07:37:27 PM
eeek:

Snoops in starbucks!  happy001

Don't skirt the issue - respond to this bit:-

Wrong. They hear what they want to hear and will, at any given point, forget and entire sentence and context purely to pick up on certain words to launch into a vitriolic and unwarranted attack.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 08:42:55 PM
eeek:

Snoops in starbucks!  happy001

Don't skirt the issue - respond to this bit:-

Wrong. They hear what they want to hear and will, at any given point, forget and entire sentence and context purely to pick up on certain words to launch into a vitriolic and unwarranted attack.

I think she just gave us a demonstration of the art. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2008, 10:40:37 PM
eeek:

Snoops in starbucks!  happy001

Don't skirt the issue - respond to this bit:-

Wrong. They hear what they want to hear and will, at any given point, forget and entire sentence and context purely to pick up on certain words to launch into a vitriolic and unwarranted attack.

I think she just gave us a demonstration of the art. evil:

I am informed it is because we simple males do not know what the ladies are thinking whereas they believe they know what everyone is thinking.

Thus it was and will ever be. . .  noooo: surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 07:42:43 AM
We don't believe we know, we actually do know!  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2008, 08:10:54 AM
We don't believe we know, we actually do know!  ::)
Of course...  char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 22, 2008, 08:24:33 AM
What's Starbucks?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 08:35:53 AM
Over priced milky coffee.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2008, 08:40:51 AM
Over priced milky coffee.  sad24:

Also overpriced hot chocolate but they do have Wifi.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 22, 2008, 08:44:05 AM
Got it now, he was in Battlestar Galactica!

Don't remember the coffee though.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2008, 08:59:47 AM
Got it now, he was in Battlestar Galactica!

Don't remember the coffee though.

 doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 22, 2008, 09:27:03 AM
Got it now, he was in Battlestar Galactica!

Don't remember the coffee though.

You been on the Young's already?!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 22, 2008, 10:58:40 AM
I think I am in a funny mood today.

Just got back from Sutton, power outage in the high street. Not my fault.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2008, 12:48:25 PM
I think I am in a funny mood today.

With him, the farce is...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2008, 12:51:59 PM
doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 22, 2008, 02:46:55 PM
I have been reading McCarthy's Bar by Pete McCarthy.

It's making me laugh quite a lot.

Being half Irish probably accounts for a lot of it.

Putting a little bit of (in)sanity back into my life.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2008, 02:54:23 PM
I have been reading McCarthy's Bar by Pete McCarthy.

It's making me laugh quite a lot.

Being half Irish probably accounts for a lot of it.

Putting a little bit of (in)sanity back into my life.

Good book ~ enjoyed it a lot ~ be even better in the book review thread  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2008, 03:39:29 PM
doh:

Dont complain just because you were beaten to the line BM  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2008, 05:38:31 AM
I'm off out today... off-roading in the Pajero like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on October 26, 2008, 07:37:03 AM
I'm off out today... off-roading in the Pajero like...  whistle:

Dya know summat?
You've just gone up 3 rungs on me social ladder .happy088

Any particular level of difficulty? Special site?
Swamp Dust Bowl Cyprus?

Have a good un, and lets be seeing some piccies please.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2008, 01:31:38 PM
I'm off out today... off-roading in the Pajero like...  whistle:

Dya know summat?
You've just gone up 3 rungs on me social ladder .happy088

Any particular level of difficulty? Special site?
Swamp Dust Bowl Cyprus?

Have a good un, and lets be seeing some piccies please.  cloud9:
We went up a river valley and it was quite wet and muddy in places... 13 Pajeros and 30 of us...

No Piccies...  noooo:

Stopped at an ancient monastery... then a winery then lunch...

The whole thing including full English, a roast chicken lunch with salad, free wine and coffee was €30 for the two of us...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2008, 01:36:05 PM
In what sense was the wine "free"?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2008, 01:39:16 PM
In what sense was the wine "free"?  rubschin:
As much as you could drink stomach was included with the meal...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2008, 01:40:35 PM
So how come you can still type?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2008, 01:44:52 PM
So how come you can still type?
I am immune to alky hole after last night's session at Tink's house...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2008, 05:17:06 PM
 tunble:




 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 26, 2008, 05:29:37 PM
Well, it's a cold, wet, dark Sunday afternoon here  cry:

You want sympathy?   I was actually thinking of Cyprus today whilst reading one of Nick's recommendations... The Road to Oxiana. But that was Cyprus in the 30's  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2008, 05:31:20 PM
Well, it's a cold, wet, dark Sunday afternoon here  cry:

You want sympathy?   I was actually thinking of Cyprus today whilst reading one of Nick's recommendations... The Road to Oxiana. But that was Cyprus in the 30's  eeek:
Nah... only about 25 today...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 26, 2008, 05:39:46 PM
 doh:


ok......  drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2008, 05:42:17 PM
I've just finished The Edge of Heaven by Gordon Honeycombe (the newsreader bloke)...

Stunning, stunning, stunning love story which happens to be set in and around the village where I live...

Recommended...  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2008, 06:15:59 PM
Not about you and LL then  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2008, 06:59:11 PM
Not about you and LL then  point:
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2008, 03:04:53 PM
 tunble:  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 07, 2008, 03:15:09 PM
Get back to work   whip:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 07, 2008, 03:19:46 PM
Indeed, I've not posted as I didn't want to interrupt BM's painting.  happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 07, 2008, 03:22:23 PM
I even went to the vet for an injection so as to leave him in peace with his paint brush.

Took Mrs S#2 and she had a jab as well ~ so we went for a late pub lunch afterwards  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2008, 03:40:07 PM
Indeed, I've not posted as I didn't want to interrupt BM's painting.  happy001
I've finished painting for today - the room is half finished...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 08, 2008, 12:20:55 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2008, 01:21:52 PM
tunble:
I've been out... to the shops like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 08, 2008, 03:29:57 PM
To the paintpod demo?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2008, 04:42:33 PM
To the paintpod demo?
Yes...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on November 08, 2008, 10:44:17 PM
Evenin' Pastis. Fancy a pint?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on November 08, 2008, 10:54:16 PM
Bugger. He's gone as well.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2008, 01:11:12 PM
It's Young's o'clock methinks... eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2008, 01:12:07 PM
I'm keeping an eye out for Growler to come and rescue me.Mrs Nick on several warpaths  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2008, 01:13:03 PM
I'm painting... but looking in every now and again...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2008, 01:13:29 PM
Paint all over the keyboard I spect  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 09, 2008, 01:22:35 PM
Evenin' Pastis. Fancy a pint?

!2 hours later... err, Yes ;D

In fact just had a Young's with gigantic pub Sunday roast. Roast beef, pud, roasties, carrots, peas, broccoli. Well and truly stuffed  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2008, 01:24:05 PM
Paint all over the keyboard I spect  noooo:
Not yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2008, 01:24:30 PM
Evenin' Pastis. Fancy a pint?

!2 hours later... err, Yes ;D

In fact just had a Young's with gigantic pub Sunday roast. Roast beef, pud, roasties, carrots, peas, broccoli. Well and truly stuffed  cloud9:
I'll have a virtual pint with you - I'm gasping...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2008, 01:28:08 PM
Evenin' Pastis. Fancy a pint?

!2 hours later... err, Yes ;D

In fact just had a Young's with gigantic pub Sunday roast. Roast beef, pud, roasties, carrots, peas, broccoli. Well and truly stuffed  cloud9:

I've just had cold chicken Jalfrezi, cold sag paneer and cold vegetble curry. The ideal lining for a Young's assault.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 09, 2008, 01:30:27 PM
Cheers all! eatdrink013

I thought I'd earned it; fixed the lighting track in the office this morning happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2008, 01:47:00 PM
You aren't thinking of doing any painting are you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2008, 02:16:16 PM
Cheers all! eatdrink013

I thought I'd earned it; fixed the lighting track in the office this morning happy088
Cheers! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Featdrink005.gif&hash=8e5ded3143bc55039c3938d60bb7d0ffda12fa1f) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2008, 07:19:18 PM
I have spent the day being depressed so stayed in bed. Am typing this on the Asus but still in bed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2008, 07:20:00 PM
I too am depressed, however, not in bed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2008, 07:33:27 PM
Frankly I simply could not be bothered to decide whether to put on a pair of jeans or a pair of jeans so I stayed put. Family have been out most of day anyway.

Better tomorrow perhaps.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2008, 07:37:07 PM
Fingers crossed. Doubt it somehow though.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2008, 07:37:32 PM
Frankly I simply could not be bothered to decide whether to put on a pair of jeans or a pair of jeans so I stayed put. Family have been out most of day anyway.

Better tomorrow perhaps.
It was Celebrity Death Bingo wasn't it...?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2008, 07:47:14 PM
I have a plan ...... Mrs S#2 has been instructed to make a random selection of a pair of jeans and a shirt from my wardrobe thus the first hurdle will be overcome.








No it wasn't the Death Bingo ~ tasteless as that may be it still amuses me.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 09, 2008, 07:48:13 PM
At least you can stay at home.  sad24: I will have to brave public transport in a gale.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2008, 07:49:12 PM
I have a plan ...... Mrs S#2 has been instructed to make a random selection of a pair of jeans and a shirt from my wardrobe thus the first hurdle will be overcome.








No it wasn't the Death Bingo ~ tasteless as that may be it still amuses me.



 ::)

Celebrity Death BingoTM if you don't mind...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2008, 07:50:50 PM
Fiddlesticks!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2008, 07:52:50 PM
Fiddlesticks!
Um... I think that is a different game...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2008, 08:05:10 PM
No! That's an opinion. You are thinking of "Pick-up-sticks" AKA Spillikins
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2008, 08:05:37 PM
No! That's an opinion. You are thinking of "Pick-up-sticks" AKA Spillikins
Of course...  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2008, 11:42:51 AM
 tunble:

Poor me...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 03:38:07 PM
tunble:

Poor me...  sad24:

Still the painter(s)?

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2008, 04:04:47 PM
Yes... LL still has the painters in...

Just off out now to play cards like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 07:30:35 AM
We played Kalooki and I won!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 10:21:22 AM
Who are Kalooki? Local village?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 11:07:08 AM
Who are Kalooki? Local village?
::)

http://www.kalooki.co.uk/howtoplay.htm
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 11:08:23 AM
Never heard of it.Sounds complicated  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 11:09:06 AM
Never heard of it.Sounds complicated  surrender:
Well I won so it can't be that complicated can it...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 11:09:38 AM
Unless all the other players were dumber than you.No, that can't be possible
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 11:09:54 AM
Who are Kalooki? Local village?
::)

http://www.kalooki.co.uk/howtoplay.htm


More or less Canasta then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 11:10:08 AM
Unless all the other players were dumber than you.No, that can't be possible
noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 11:10:30 AM
Canasta? I thought that was a type of cigar  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
Canasta? I thought that was a type of cigar  rubschin:
See. There are people dumber than me!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 11:11:58 AM
Canasta? I thought that was a type of cigar  rubschin:

Well ~ that just shows how little you know. point:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 03:48:13 PM
I was put off card games at an early age by an imperious grandmother; she could make Bezique sound like a death threat  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 04:22:53 PM
I like it when I win...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:21:54 PM
I like it when I win.

Life must be an unending series of disappointments for you then.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 05:30:01 PM
 evil:

I shall retire to my cinema...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:36:15 PM
evil:

I shall retire to my cinema...

Mind your head.







...and your knees

...and your elbows
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 05:41:35 PM
evil:

I shall retire to my cinema...

Mind your head.







...and your knees

...and your elbows

And don't forget to put the lid down when you've finished
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:42:56 PM
evil:

I shall retire to my cinema...

Mind your head.







...and your knees

...and your elbows

And don't forget to put the lid down when you've finished
happy001 happy001 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 06:24:17 PM
Canasta? I thought that was a type of cigar  rubschin:

Well ~ that just shows how little you know. point:

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I thought that was a kind of Spanish dance  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 06:25:16 PM
Such a sheltered life  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 16, 2008, 06:30:19 PM
Such a sheltered life  noooo:

Sheltered accommodation?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 06:35:07 PM
Such a sheltered life  noooo:

Sheltered accommodation?

Well ~ he has had the roof fixed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 06:42:35 PM
Aren't these basically card games for the elderly?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 06:48:47 PM
Sounds like what passes for fun in Cyprus (apart from paint pods and goats,like)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 07:02:30 PM
Aren't these basically card games for the elderly?  whistle:

Not really ~ playing cards does seem to have passed out of fashion but I use card games and dominoes as aids to teaching my children their tables. More fun that chanting "Three fives are fifteen" etc
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 07:42:02 PM
Aren't these basically card games for the elderly?  whistle:
No!  cussing:

Anyhoo... just watched 'Maria Full Of Grace' in the cinema like... most excellent!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 07:42:37 PM
Is that the film about the drug mule girl?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 07:43:24 PM
Is that the film about the drug mule girl?
Yes... most, most excellent!


No shagging tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 07:45:14 PM
That was an excellent film! Very interesting.

I've got some film called Perfume to watch this evening.  eeek:

Watched 3 and Out last night, funny in parts but  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 07:46:04 PM
That was an excellent film! Very interesting.

I've got some film called Perfume to watch this evening.  eeek:

Watched 3 and Out last night, funny in parts but  sad24:
Perfume = total, total, utter, utter shite!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 07:46:47 PM
That was an excellent film! Very interesting.

I've got some film called Perfume to watch this evening.  eeek:

Watched 3 and Out last night, funny in parts but  sad24:

The book's better.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 07:48:15 PM
Well that's bolloxed Wenchy's evening then ~ well done chaps, why not tell her who dun it as well?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 07:48:32 PM
That was an excellent film! Very interesting.

I've got some film called Perfume to watch this evening.  eeek:

Watched 3 and Out last night, funny in parts but  sad24:

The book's better.
Which...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 07:48:59 PM
Well that's bolloxed Wenchy's evening then ~ well done chaps, why not tell her who dun it as well?
She didn't put a stamp on my card...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 07:49:59 PM
That was an excellent film! Very interesting.

I've got some film called Perfume to watch this evening.  eeek:

Watched 3 and Out last night, funny in parts but  sad24:

The book's better.

Perfume. But I did read it about 20 years ago  whistle:
Which...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 07:51:42 PM
That was an excellent film! Very interesting.

I've got some film called Perfume to watch this evening.  eeek:

Watched 3 and Out last night, funny in parts but  sad24:

The book's better.


Which...?  Shrugs:
Perfume. But I did read it about 20 years ago  whistle:

Well, it wouldn't have to be a great book to be better than the film...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Is there shagging in the book like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 07:54:41 PM
I think the only reason it made it onto the lovefilm list is because there was a mention of an orgy.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 07:55:12 PM
With vaseline and stuff?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 07:56:19 PM
I think the only reason it made it onto the lovefilm list is because there was a mention of an orgy.  ::)
Even the orgy is shite...

In fact, I'd lost the will to live by the orgy scene...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 07:57:39 PM
Cramp, I spect  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 07:59:45 PM
Cramp, I spect  noooo:

In his hand?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 08:00:22 PM
Cramp, I spect  noooo:

In his hand?  eeek:
Oh Wenchy???   eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 08:00:28 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 08:01:32 PM
The Governess had me up late last night  eyes:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120687/
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 08:02:15 PM
She would.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 08:02:22 PM
Had you up what?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 08:02:52 PM
Cramp, I spect  noooo:

In his hand?  eeek:
Oh Wenchy???   eeek:


 redface:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 08:04:54 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 08:05:58 PM
Had you up what?

... up to the wee, small hours of course. That Minnie Driver eh?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 08:07:22 PM
Is she dead?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 08:08:57 PM
She certainly wasn't last night...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 09:20:23 PM
Cramp, I spect  noooo:

In his hand?  eeek:

Don't be ridiculous.

He'd knock all the plaster off the 'cinema' wall.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 04:38:06 PM
 tunble:

 cry:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2008, 04:52:34 PM
Do some painting then ~ some of us are very busy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 05:03:14 PM
Do some painting then ~ some of us are very busy.
I've finished all the decorating and computer repairing malarkey for the day thanks...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2008, 05:19:26 PM
Then have a shower, put on your leopard skin posing pouch, grip a rose in your teeth and seek out LL ~ you never know your luck.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 23, 2008, 06:19:17 PM
That is far more information than I needed to know.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 06:26:12 PM
LL is watching 'Merlin'...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 23, 2008, 06:32:54 PM
That is shite of the highest order.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 06:40:49 PM
That is shite of the highest order.
Seconded...

That is why I am here... LL prefers me to be in my basement than tutting and winging in front of merlin...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2008, 07:02:14 PM
We have been drumming.Whole effing place was full of lentilists and folks with tattoos and kaftans and stuff.It was like going back to the 70s  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 07:04:01 PM
We have been drumming.Whole effing place was full of lentilists and folks with tattoos and kaftans and stuff.It was like going back to the 70s  noooo:
What sort of drumming exactly...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2008, 07:07:11 PM
African or somesuch.I just watch from in between the Yam Stall and teh Trade Direct table(you get the picture)  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
African or somesuch.I just watch from in between the Yam Stall and teh Trade Direct table(you get the picture)  noooo:
Blimey... he'll be having a saucer fitted in his bottom lip soon...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2008, 07:11:13 PM
If he doesn't retrieve my mobile phone charger AND stop letting off stink bombs round the house he will have someting large and spikey inserted into him   evil: evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 10:39:39 AM
Sharp end of a revolving pineapple?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 12:15:03 PM
Sharp end of a revolving pineapple?
eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:16:05 PM
Looks like BM knows what that feels like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 08:00:27 AM
I have to go to Agia Napa for the day like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 08:19:50 AM
To buy a pineapple?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 09:19:31 AM
To buy a pineapple?
No, to get it inserted.

He already has the pineapple.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 03:37:28 PM
To buy a pineapple?
No, to cavort on the beach with naked babes like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 03:40:54 PM
To buy a pineapple?
No, to cavort on the beach with naked babes like...  whistle:

And pretend the injured shins and the bruises were got cos you are really a body double and stunt man for Daniel Craig?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 03:42:07 PM
To buy a pineapple?
No, to cavort on the beach with naked babes like...  whistle:

And pretend the injured shins and the bruises were got cos you are really a body double and stunt man for Daniel Craig?
Precisely Snoopy...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 03:46:45 PM
And the pineapple....?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 03:49:12 PM
And the pineapple....?
Nick has the pineapple...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 03:49:52 PM
Gubbed noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 26, 2008, 03:49:59 PM
To buy a pineapple?
No, to cavort on the beach with naked babes like...  whistle:

And pretend the injured shins and the bruises were got cos you are really a body double and stunt man for Daniel Craig?
Precisely Snoopy...  whistle:

I don't think even chavvy agia napa goers are that gullible!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 03:50:49 PM
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Shades of Only Fools and Horses again
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 03:51:06 PM
To buy a pineapple?
No, to cavort on the beach with naked babes like...  whistle:

And pretend the injured shins and the bruises were got cos you are really a body double and stunt man for Daniel Craig?
Precisely Snoopy...  whistle:

I don't think even chavvy agia napa goers are that gullible!
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 26, 2008, 03:51:53 PM
Feel asleep on the beach after one too many pina coladas and have a nice dream did we?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 03:52:59 PM
Feel asleep on the beach after one too many pina coladas and have a nice dream did we?  point:
No... unfortunately I had to taker my poor mangled body up there to do some werk like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 26, 2008, 03:54:14 PM
Poor crippled you. Did no one take pity on you and offer to kiss your SHIN better.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 03:56:59 PM
Poor crippled you. Did no one take pity on you and offer to kiss your SHIN better.

 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 03:58:44 PM
Poor crippled you. Did no one take pity on you and offer to kiss your SHIN better.
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 05:13:08 PM
I have been feeding my cake  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 05:14:06 PM
To whom?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 05:14:29 PM
What Wenchy said
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 05:19:51 PM
"One for the cake, One for me"








 eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 05:20:15 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 09:11:00 PM
"One for the cake, One for me"








 eastdrink048
"Two for me and one for the cake" I think you'll find...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2008, 09:27:17 AM
"One for the cake, One for me"








 eastdrink048
"Two for me and one for the cake" I think you'll find...  whistle:

"All for me, sod the cake"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 09:28:33 AM
"One for the cake, One for me"








 eastdrink048
"Two for me and one for the cake" I think you'll find...  whistle:

"All for me, sod the cake"
Yesh...  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 29, 2008, 11:06:02 PM
Are all you fossils already tucked up in bed with your Horlicks?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2008, 12:21:04 AM
Are all you fossils already tucked up in bed with your Horlicks?
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2008, 05:23:42 AM
I'd finished my Horlicks  eyes:

I'm off out today off-roading in the Pajero... Another few rungs up Growlers ladder of doom...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2008, 09:58:57 AM
Are all you fossils already tucked up in bed with your Horlicks?

Of course we were  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 10:11:17 AM
Where else at that hour?
Nothing else to do when you have kids.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 11:47:46 AM
Today's plan was that SWMBO was going over to Lincs to visit her mother, taking children with her and leaving me in peace for the day.
SWMBO has gone, taking daughter but leaving two boys in my care, both have sore throats and "sniffles".

All I had planned to do is now gone by the board, SWMBO has taken nothing from the freezer for me to feed them on, I shall probably now catch their cold. My day is fvcked   Angry9:

I have asked the boys what their mother suggested about lunch ~ "She said you would probably take us out for lunch"   censored:

SWMBO has telephoned to say "We are not there yet but I thought I'd let you know we will be later than planned in getting there because there has been a pile-up near Nottingham and we are being diverted"

When I replied that I didn't actually give a stuff what time she got there and had she not telephoned I would have been none the wiser she seemed a little "put out".

"I thought you would be worried about us being caught up in the accident"

"But, my dear, there are fvcking accidents all over the country, I am in North Wales, how the hell would I know about an accident near Nottingham?"

"I thought you would have heard about it on the radio"

"What radio station are you listening to in your car my sweet?"

"Radio Trent of course ~ how else would I get the local traffic reports?"  Banghead Banghead Banghead

"Whilst you are there did you tell the boys I would be taking them out to lunch or are the cunning little sods trying it on?"

"Oh yes ~ I thought you would enjoy some quality time together"

I deemed it best to hang up at that point before the conversation turned toward divorce settlements, lawyers, custody of children etc.  angry041:

Quality time is not sitting in McDonalds with two snuffling, sneezing little boys.
Quality time is sitting in the pub with The Sunday Times, a pint of Best Bitter and a Sunday Roast in front of me as planned. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 30, 2008, 11:50:39 AM
 happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2008, 11:57:26 AM
Couldn't you take them down to pub with you? Our village pubs all welcome well behaved children and I have no doubt yours are.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 12:42:43 PM
TBH I could ~ but I hate kids in pubs, even my own because .............. well because:

A man should have somewhere to go to be on his own or with mates. He does not need nor want a lot of ankle biters around forcing him to moderate his language, not to drink to excess, not to flirt with the barmaid and, even when well behaved, wanting to play pool, fruit machines etc because frankly they are out of their depth and bored.

It's too cold for them to be sent into the pub garden to play.

Lastly ~ I await the first time in a real pub with my sons with some relish. "What are you having Dad?" Will be music to my ears ..... it'll mean that both they and I have made it. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 30, 2008, 01:37:43 PM
Well said again Snoops.

I have just "popped" into Sutton to go to Halfords to buy some Gunk and a stiff brush to clean the oil that leaked over the bottom of the bike.

When I say "popped", it took me the best part of an hour - Sutton is rammed and it's not even December yet  noooo:

I feel the pub is calling me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 30, 2008, 05:21:48 PM
I was in Sutton yesterday and it was practically empty. Mr Wench went today and has come back with a headache and an even greater hatred for the human race.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2008, 05:38:20 PM
I was in Sutton yesterday and it was practically empty. Mr Wench went today and has come back with a headache and an even greater hatred for the human race.

Oh dear ~ I 'spect the headache is a hangover from yesterday's Rugby results. Hating the human race is a Welsh thing ~ they even especially hate one another
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
I was in Sutton yesterday and it was practically empty. Mr Wench went today and has come back with a headache and an even greater hatred for the human race.

Oh dear ~ I 'spect the headache is a hangover from yesterday's Rugby results. Hating the human race is a Welsh thing ~ they even especially hate one another
And coal...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 30, 2008, 06:54:35 PM
Therein lies one of the only good points about redundancy -  I can go shopping when most people are working (at the moment at least.)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2008, 03:13:58 PM
I don't know if I can stand the excitement in here today  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2008, 03:15:34 PM
I don't know if I can stand the excitement in here today  tunble:
Hasn't it been quiet today tho like?  Shrugs:

Perhaps everybody is exhausted after such a posty start to the month...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2008, 03:16:37 PM
Christmas Shopping I should think
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2008, 03:20:38 PM
Christmas Shopping I should think
Christmas Shopping! doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2008, 03:24:50 PM
I know ~ horrid thought but there are those here who actually enjoy it ~ and others too weak to say "No, go do it your fvcking self".

Sad innit.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2008, 03:27:41 PM
Very sad...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2008, 03:35:40 PM
Mine's all done angel1

On the internet like ~ no problemo ~ just a matter of getting organised. whistle:

All pressies delivered, unpacked, checked, wrapped in Chrissy paper and labelled. Those for far away rellies have been posted, those close at home "hidden" ready to be handed out on the day. The children have no idea ~ neither does the wife (apart from what I have got for the kids) She is still wandering around whittering about "what can I get you?" ...

Cards written, addressed and ready for the post on Monday.

I have nothing to do except "advise" on the decorations.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2008, 03:46:56 PM
Ahem... mine hasn't arrived yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 06, 2008, 04:15:22 PM
Christmas Shopping I should think

No. clearing out this shit ridden garage, and then the tip....including the dumping of the dreaded printer from hell.
I'm now covered in ink YET again. Banghead

Pissed off amongst all this bloody joviality in here .........crimbo decoration putting up shite, and now I'm in trouble for DARING to say that I think it's too early.
I'm only allowed to have an opinion providing it agrees with everyone else's. ::)

Fedup, brew, lie down and listen to the so far shite LFC match.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2008, 04:29:55 PM
Ahem... mine hasn't arrived yet...  noooo:

Your what hasn't arrived yet?

CARDS will be posted MONDAY (please refer to the previous post on the subject)

PRESSY is, without doubt, either held up in customs or has been nicked by your local Customs & Excise officer or Postman.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on December 06, 2008, 04:38:54 PM
It would be a pleasure to send you all Xmas cards. Please PM your address's immediately.

I mean it, honest. Cost of stamps no object. Even foreign places, like Wales &c.












Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2008, 05:04:05 PM
Ahem... mine hasn't arrived yet...  noooo:

Your what hasn't arrived yet?

CARDS will be posted MONDAY (please refer to the previous post on the subject)

PRESSY is, without doubt, either held up in customs or has been nicked by your local Customs & Excise officer or Postman.
sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 06, 2008, 05:16:38 PM
PRESSY is, without doubt, either held up in customs or has been nicked by your local Customs & Excise officer or Postman.

Strangely that is exactly what I thought might happen to BM's 20% Christmas Truffle royalty fee  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2008, 05:25:13 PM
You can't trust Johnny Foreigner with these things you know.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 06, 2008, 05:42:18 PM
I have been to Kempton Park for the Classic Bike autojumble - I bought various bits including a flexible "grabber" thing that may have untold sexual uses (ATB to advise).

Then back to the real pub to place my racing predictions (and it looks like I may have won  cloud9:) and quaff a few Young's.

Now home and scoffing a Pizza from the only place I will eat Pizzas from. And it's gorgeous.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2008, 06:23:37 PM
I have been to Kempton Park for the Classic Bike autojumble - I bought various bits including a flexible "grabber" thing that may have untold sexual uses (ATB to advise).

Then back to the real pub to place my racing predictions (and it looks like I may have won  cloud9:) and quaff a few Young's.

Now home and scoffing a Pizza from the only place I will eat Pizzas from. And it's gorgeous.


rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2008, 06:36:31 PM
I have been to Kempton Park for the Classic Bike autojumble - I bought various bits including a flexible "grabber" thing that may have untold sexual uses (ATB to advise).

Then back to the real pub to place my racing predictions (and it looks like I may have won  cloud9:) and quaff a few Young's.

Now home and scoffing a Pizza from the only place I will eat Pizzas from. And it's gorgeous.




Your name is Riley and I claim my £5 ~ If you are not Riley give him his life back and we'll forget the fiver.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 06, 2008, 07:21:53 PM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 06, 2008, 07:40:38 PM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 06, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
I have been to Kempton Park for the Classic Bike autojumble - I bought various bits including a flexible "grabber" thing that may have untold sexual uses (ATB to advise).

Then back to the real pub to place my racing predictions (and it looks like I may have won  cloud9:) and quaff a few Young's.

Now home and scoffing a Pizza from the only place I will eat Pizzas from. And it's gorgeous.


rubschin:

http://www.thefoodplace.co.uk/restaurants/23169/Napoli+Pizza+in+Carshalton/
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 06, 2008, 07:47:48 PM
I have been to Kempton Park for the Classic Bike autojumble - I bought various bits including a flexible "grabber" thing that may have untold sexual uses (ATB to advise).

Then back to the real pub to place my racing predictions (and it looks like I may have won  cloud9:) and quaff a few Young's.

Now home and scoffing a Pizza from the only place I will eat Pizzas from. And it's gorgeous.




Your name is Riley and I claim my £5 ~ If you are not Riley give him his life back and we'll forget the fiver.

 ;D I'm am now going back up the pub for a few (we've run out of milk and the pub is en route)  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 06, 2008, 10:21:34 PM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Wenchy, you need to slow down a bit, you're gonna burn yourself out!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 06, 2008, 10:37:15 PM
A "few" beers later, milk has been purchased... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2008, 08:48:34 AM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Luverly ~ well done you.

Had it occured that, without the Welshman, you could live like this always?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2008, 09:30:56 AM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Luverly ~ well done you.

Had it occured that, without the Welshman, you could live like this always?
It occurred to me...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2008, 09:34:05 AM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Luverly ~ well done you.

Had it occured that, without the Welshman, you could live like this always?
It occurred to me...  rubschin:

But BM ~ you don't live with a Welshman (Who has a mother  eeek:)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2008, 09:38:57 AM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Luverly ~ well done you.

Had it occured that, without the Welshman, you could live like this always?
It occurred to me...  rubschin:

But BM ~ you don't live with a Welshman (Who has a mother  eeek:)
Um... no...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2008, 10:55:26 AM
We had my MiL for lunch
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 07, 2008, 10:57:12 AM
We had my MiL for lunch

The final solution, eh?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2008, 10:58:14 AM
Too stringy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 07, 2008, 01:47:14 PM
Right. Time for a few Young's and hopefully pick up my "tipster" winnings (£130ish) and lottery winnings (a massive £10)  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2008, 01:55:05 PM
I'm just out for the rest of the day (and night)...

Enjoy!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 07, 2008, 07:20:35 PM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Luverly ~ well done you.

Had it occured that, without the Welshman, you could live like this always?

He made me the tea before he left!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 07, 2008, 07:49:46 PM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Luverly ~ well done you.

Had it occured that, without the Welshman, you could live like this always?

He made me the tea before he left!

A Teasmade would do the job and not piss in the shower either. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 07, 2008, 08:01:35 PM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Luverly ~ well done you.

Had it occured that, without the Welshman, you could live like this always?

He made me the tea before he left!

A Teasmade would do the job and not piss in the shower either. whistle:

I prefer a Teasmaid  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 07, 2008, 09:27:16 PM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Luverly ~ well done you.

Had it occured that, without the Welshman, you could live like this always?

He made me the tea before he left!

A Teasmade would do the job and not piss in the shower either. whistle:

I prefer a Teasmaid  whistle:

A Goblin one?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV2yBzMJ.jpg&hash=32f47b6276bf7b9d26c3c414130c92c3d0720705) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV2yBzMJ)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 07, 2008, 09:37:03 PM
Well, I laid in bed with a pot of tea and a couple of good films this morning. Then went for a facial, massage, manicure and pedicure. Bit of shopping, bit of lunch. Came home and am considering ordering a curry.

Luverly ~ well done you.

Had it occured that, without the Welshman, you could live like this always?

He made me the tea before he left!

A Teasmade would do the job and not piss in the shower either. whistle:

I prefer a Teasmaid  whistle:

A Goblin one?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV2yBzMJ.jpg&hash=32f47b6276bf7b9d26c3c414130c92c3d0720705) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV2yBzMJ)


Preferably  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2008, 08:10:27 AM
Tsk tsk  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2008, 02:43:41 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:00:48 PM
I've been out like... for lunch and wine an stuff...  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
I've been cleaning.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:08:18 PM
I've been cleaning.  noooo:
LL will be packing like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2008, 04:09:24 PM
What? Not watching Merlin?

When are you actually leaving?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:11:10 PM
What? Not watching Merlin?

When are you actually leaving?
Shell be watching Merlin after packing like (so you have the pleasure of my company)...

For reasons that I fail to comprehend we are being collected at 07:30 for a 10:30 flight... the airport is 20 mins away...  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2008, 04:14:44 PM
2 hours pre-check in as standard, 20 mins to get there, 40 mins for buggeration. ie goat herd in the road.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:15:49 PM
2 hours pre-check in as standard, 20 mins to get there, 40 mins for buggeration. ie goat herd in the road.
Actually... there is a goat herd in the road betwixt us and the airport...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2008, 04:17:04 PM
There you go then! I missed a flight once because of them.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2008, 04:18:05 PM
2 hours pre-check in as standard, 20 mins to get there, 40 mins for buggeration. ie goat herd in the road.

Does he have to bugger the whole flock?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:18:13 PM
There you go then! I missed a flight once because of them.
A true Cypriot would just plough through them....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2008, 04:23:45 PM
As would any Spanish bloke. Sadly I seemed to get the only British cab driver on the coast that day.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
As would any Spanish bloke. Sadly I seemed to get the only British cab driver on the coast that day.  noooo:
better  to be late than see the alternative...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2008, 04:30:16 PM
 noooo: noooo:

Not when my Dad said it was my own fault and made me buy my own replacement last minute ticket.

 noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:32:28 PM
noooo: noooo:

Not when my Dad said it was my own fault and made me buy my own replacement last minute ticket.

 noooo: noooo:


But all those broken goats...?  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 14, 2008, 04:33:30 PM
£600!!!! That is what it cost me!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2008, 04:35:16 PM
£600!!!! That is what it cost me!!!!
£600 = 30 goats.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2008, 04:24:38 AM
 tunble:

Well, here I am all packed and ready to go... I expected a committee to send us off like, waving banners 'n stuff...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 08:29:06 AM
tunble:

Well, here I am all packed and ready to go... I expected a committee to send us off like, waving banners 'n stuff...  sad24:

Have a nice time. Don't worry about the place, I still have my keys after your last holiday.  eveilgrin:

I have some new 'happy hour' ideas as well.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 08:37:18 AM
tunble:

Well, here I am all packed and ready to go... I expected a committee to send us off like, waving banners 'n stuff...  sad24:

Not at that hour of the morning!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 08:38:48 AM
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2008, 03:21:28 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 15, 2008, 03:23:03 PM
evil:

Bollox. What YOU doin' 'ere? eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 15, 2008, 03:24:49 PM
evil:

Cold and dark isn't it!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 15, 2008, 03:25:56 PM
evil:

Cold and dark isn't it!

Not "scorchio and 30c" then ey? lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 03:29:54 PM
evil:

Cold and dark isn't it!

Not "scorchio and 30c" then ey? lol:
Long Johnio and shiverio more like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2008, 03:31:08 PM
You just can't tell some people can you? They always think they know best.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2008, 03:32:08 PM
It was bl;oody lovely in Pafos this morning and I had the sun in my face all the way over - refused to put the blind down even tho it was boiling like...

Descended into Heathrow...oh dear oh dear... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
You just can't tell some people can you? They always think they know best.  ::)
Tell him to watch the paths in the mornings.

They can be as slippery as a laminate floor at this time of year.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2008, 03:33:35 PM
You just can't tell some people can you? They always think they know best.  ::)
Tell him to watch the paths in the mornings.

They can be as slippery as a laminate floor at this time of year.  eyes:
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 15, 2008, 03:35:58 PM
It was bl;oody lovely in Pafos this morning and I had the sun in my face all the way over - refused to put the blind down even tho it was boiling like...

Descended into Heathrow...oh dear oh dear... noooo:

30c and scorchio down to -1c and shiverio in the space of 4-5 hours ey? lol:

Welcome to Engerrrrland, spelt S.H.I.T.H.O.L.E. as Berek used to say. sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2008, 04:04:36 PM
 tunble:

Has everybody except me got a gubbed PC with this Chrome-Fox-virus or whatever?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 16, 2008, 04:11:26 PM
Werking like (still using IE7)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 16, 2008, 04:13:20 PM
Nope ~ I've been in and out of the house all day. Using Firefox as normal so am unaffected by the M/Soft Explorer. May have to go out again later.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 16, 2008, 04:37:25 PM
Nope, I installed earlier today and we are all fine here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 16, 2008, 05:18:44 PM
 rubschin:

Presumably if the others were gubbed, they wouldn't be able to post that they are OK, but the lack of posting doesn't mean they aren't?

Such a conundrum, perhaps a little nap............................
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 16, 2008, 05:22:03 PM
rubschin:

Presumably if the others were gubbed, they wouldn't be able to post that they are OK, but the lack of posting doesn't mean they aren't?

Such a conundrum, perhaps a little nap............................

A little nip then a little nap.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2008, 05:31:20 PM
I've been to PC World like!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 16, 2008, 05:33:12 PM
Spotted youths with wide smirks, managers who look like they might be old enough to vote, crowds of elderly people wandering around looking dazed ~ that the place?

Oh I almost forgot ~ Staff recognisable from the appalling stench of cheap aftershave that precedes them and lingers on everything they touch ~ even your change and particularly the box they handed you with your purchase in it.

Wouldn't be seen dead in the place.

I did warn you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2008, 05:43:10 PM
Spotted youths with wide smirks, managers who look like they might be old enough to vote, crowds of elderly people wandering around looking dazed ~ that the place?
To a 'T'...

Enter PC World with my on-line receipt...
Go up to the 'Order on line and collect desk'
Woman on 'Order on line and collect desk' wanders off with a disinterested look
Wait...
After several minutes the security bloke asks if he can help
(resist sarcastic comment)
Hand over on line receipt thingy
Ah yes, here it is here (hands over small 'Dell' box)
No it isn't... a) it is red and I ordered blue... b) there is never a 19" monitor in that box
(Lots of staff scuttling around)
Eventually they find the right three boxes
Spotty youth "You know there isn't any virus protection wiv this doncha"
Yes, I do know that and I don't want any
Spotty youth "You know there isn't any warranty wiv this doncha"
What, not even a manufactures warranty?
Spotty youth "um..... yes but no insurance"
I don't want it
Spotty youth "An this display is fragile like"
I don't want it (glares)
Spotty youth then tries to find the order on the computer but can't...
Spotty youth #2 "search on the user name"
Time passes slowly but they can't find it...
Spotty youth "You'll have to give me your details again"
Eventually all is completed and I just have to enter my PIN but Lo! They've charged me 99p too much!
Spotty youth starts all over again
Enter PIN then handed boxes which have to be 'checked-out' by the security guard who is sitting two meters away...

Well, that saved a lot of time then...  noooo:

However, it was worth it just to see the look on spotty youths face when he realised what a bollocking he was going to get for not selling overpriced virus software or insurance!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 16, 2008, 05:51:02 PM
 lol:

What I love is the way they all stink of Lynx ~ as if they have bathed in it. Took the THW in there once, just to find out if what the boys obviously believed from the adverts for Lynx was true. She turned a sort of greenish colour and asked me what I thought they cleaned the place with that could cause such a stench  lol:


Ah to be young again ~ in our youth is was carbolic soap for weekdays and Lifeboy on Saturday before you went to the dance. Progressed onto Old Spice but soon learned better.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 16, 2008, 05:52:18 PM
lol:

What I love is the way they all stink of Lynx ~ as if they have bathed in it. Took the THW in there once, just to find out if what the boys obviously believed from the adverts for Lynx was true. She turned a sort of greenish colour and asked me what I thought they cleaned the place with that could cause such a stench  lol:


Ah to be young again ~ in our youth is was carbolic soap for weekdays and Lifeboy on Saturday before you went to the dance. Progressed onto Old Spice but soon learned better.
And a good dob of Brylcream!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 09:32:24 AM
Spotted youths with wide smirks, managers who look like they might be old enough to vote, crowds of elderly people wandering around looking dazed ~ that the place?
To a 'T'...

Enter PC World with my on-line receipt...
Go up to the 'Order on line and collect desk'
Woman on 'Order on line and collect desk' wanders off with a disinterested look
Wait...
After several minutes the security bloke asks if he can help
(resist sarcastic comment)
Hand over on line receipt thingy
Ah yes, here it is here (hands over small 'Dell' box)
No it isn't... a) it is red and I ordered blue... b) there is never a 19" monitor in that box
(Lots of staff scuttling around)
Eventually they find the right three boxes
Spotty youth "You know there isn't any virus protection wiv this doncha"
Yes, I do know that and I don't want any
Spotty youth "You know there isn't any warranty wiv this doncha"
What, not even a manufactures warranty?
Spotty youth "um..... yes but no insurance"
I don't want it
Spotty youth "An this display is fragile like"
I don't want it (glares)
Spotty youth then tries to find the order on the computer but can't...
Spotty youth #2 "search on the user name"
Time passes slowly but they can't find it...
Spotty youth "You'll have to give me your details again"
Eventually all is completed and I just have to enter my PIN but Lo! They've charged me 99p too much!
Spotty youth starts all over again
Enter PIN then handed boxes which have to be 'checked-out' by the security guard who is sitting two meters away...

Well, that saved a lot of time then...  noooo:

However, it was worth it just to see the look on spotty youths face when he realised what a bollocking he was going to get for not selling overpriced virus software or insurance!  point:
I've just configured it...

Of course it did have a full copy of McAffee or whatever pre-installed... lying little bastards!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:33:16 AM
Mine did too. Had to deinstall it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 09:36:02 AM
Mine did too. Had to deinstall it.  noooo:
Likewise... and loads of other 'free' shite that was taking up disc space...  noooo:

Nice machine tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 09:37:27 AM
They all come with that ~ it asks you to pay for an upgrade the minute it turns on then reminds you daily that it is only there for a limited time and you will then have to pay to re-licence it. Throw it out straight away and get in AVG is my solution.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 09:38:42 AM
They all come with that ~ it asks you to pay for an upgrade the minute it turns on then reminds you daily that it is only there for a limited time and you will then have to pay to re-licence it. Throw it out straight away and get in AVG is my solution.
Yes I did that of course... I was just pointing out that the lying bastard lied like...  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 09:41:19 AM
They all come with that ~ it asks you to pay for an upgrade the minute it turns on then reminds you daily that it is only there for a limited time and you will then have to pay to re-licence it. Throw it out straight away and get in AVG is my solution.
Yes I did that of course... I was just pointing out that the lying bastard lied like...  cussing:

To say that he lied is to imply he knew the truth in the first place. They know nothing. So still bastards  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 09:42:11 AM
They all come with that ~ it asks you to pay for an upgrade the minute it turns on then reminds you daily that it is only there for a limited time and you will then have to pay to re-licence it. Throw it out straight away and get in AVG is my solution.
Yes I did that of course... I was just pointing out that the lying bastard lied like...  cussing:

To say that he lied is to imply he knew the truth in the first place. They know nothing. So still bastards  cussing:
Bastards!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 10:21:46 AM
They all come with that ~ it asks you to pay for an upgrade the minute it turns on then reminds you daily that it is only there for a limited time and you will then have to pay to re-licence it. Throw it out straight away and get in AVG is my solution.
Yes I did that of course... I was just pointing out that the lying bastard lied like...  cussing:

To say that he lied is to imply he knew the truth in the first place. They know nothing. So still bastards  cussing:
Bastards!  cussing:
Iggerunt bastards tho'.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 09:48:21 AM
Anyhooo... where is everybody today...? Waiting for me to go out like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 10:06:52 AM
At home catching up with Nigella on the iplayer. Sore throat and a temperature spike last night have left me falling rather drained.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 10:08:55 AM
At home catching up with Nigella on the iplayer. Sore throat and a temperature spike last night have left me falling rather drained.
You fell down the drain...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 10:11:32 AM
Yes and then wrung out.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 10:12:38 AM
Yes and then wrung out.  ::)
What am I like eh...?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 18, 2008, 10:13:31 AM
emails... household chores... a bit of work... and waiting for the next project  tunble:

I think that's it 'til the New Year now workwise  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 10:15:59 AM
emails... household chores... a bit of work... and waiting for the next project  tunble:

I think that's it 'til the New Year now workwise  cry:
Welcome to our nice friendly warm bar then - what can I get you...?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 18, 2008, 10:18:42 AM
More coffee?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2008, 10:19:32 AM
Like Wenchy feeling sh*te ~ staying in bed (NO not her bed unfortunately)

Have done the daily cellar work and that, barring a great improvement is me for the day.

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 10:21:34 AM
More coffee?  redface:
Here... I'll join you...  eatdrink013
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 10:22:13 AM
Like Wenchy feeling sh*te ~ staying in bed (NO not her bed unfortunately)

Have done the daily cellar work and that, barring a great improvement is me for the day.

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Back to bed then... can I get you anything from B & bloody long Q?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 10:33:10 AM
Spike last night have left me feeling rather drained.

I don't think you have mentioned Mr Wenches first name before.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2008, 10:36:29 AM
Like Wenchy feeling sh*te ~ staying in bed (NO not her bed unfortunately)

Have done the daily cellar work and that, barring a great improvement is me for the day.

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Back to bed then... can I get you anything from B & bloody long Q?


No thanks to B&Q,
I am in bed, did the back up on the Asus. ... Cue for anyone who wants to pick it up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 10:53:30 AM
Like Wenchy feeling sh*te ~ staying in bed (NO not her bed unfortunately)

Have done the daily cellar work and that, barring a great improvement is me for the day.

 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Back to bed then... can I get you anything from B & bloody long Q?


No thanks to B&Q,
I am in bed, did the back up on the Asus. ... Cue for anyone who wants to pick it up.
sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 11:48:14 AM
I'm back from B & bloody long Q... and Comet...  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 12:07:16 PM
Comet!?!?!? Why would you go there?!?!?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2008, 12:23:32 PM
Because they are on the same trading estate prolly. You know he wouldn't be be to resist looking at electrical gadgets.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 12:26:11 PM
Because they are on the same trading estate prolly. You know he wouldn't be be to resist looking at electrical gadgets.
Partly correct... I bought a fridge too...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 12:29:07 PM
WHY?!?!?!?! Do you still run a house/flat here? Are you attempting to rejuvenate the entire UK economy singlehandedly!?!?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 18, 2008, 12:33:18 PM
I don't think Comet sell anything that is made in the UK.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 12:37:25 PM
It is for MILFH...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 01:27:02 PM
To keep the bodies in?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 02:03:49 PM
To keep the bodies in?  eveilgrin:
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 18, 2008, 02:31:38 PM
To keep the bodies in?  eveilgrin:

No. He went to B and very long Q to sort that little problem out.
Building patios is very cheap these day's you know.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 04:50:16 PM
To keep the bodies in?  eveilgrin:

To keep piglet milk fresh I'll wager.  eveilgrin:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 06:46:53 PM
To keep the bodies in?  eveilgrin:

To keep piglet milk fresh I'll wager.  eveilgrin:

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evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 05:55:08 PM
London Pride o'clock...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 06:03:34 PM
California White o'clock here... chef's prerogative  whistle:

That aside, there's no fvcking water  evil:.  Thames Water, or rather Thames Dribble have been trying to fix a problem all day without success...  ::)

Oh well, nothing for it but to open bottles of something else  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 06:05:12 PM
California White o'clock here... chef's prerogative  whistle:

That aside, there's no fvcking water  evil:.  Thames Water, or rather Thames Dribble have been trying to fix a problem all day without success...  ::)

Oh well, nothing for it but to open bottles of something else  whistle:
Can I come round... I'm feeling a little home sick...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 06:10:28 PM
California White o'clock here... chef's prerogative  whistle:

That aside, there's no fvcking water  evil:.  Thames Water, or rather Thames Dribble have been trying to fix a problem all day without success...  ::)

Oh well, nothing for it but to open bottles of something else  whistle:
Can I come round... I'm feeling a little home sick...  sad24:

Yes, we have no tap water, we have no tap water today... sung to the tune of, you've guessed it

I bought about 20 litres of cheapio Tescio mineral water this afternoon  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 06:12:08 PM
California White o'clock here... chef's prerogative  whistle:

That aside, there's no fvcking water  evil:.  Thames Water, or rather Thames Dribble have been trying to fix a problem all day without success...  ::)

Oh well, nothing for it but to open bottles of something else  whistle:
Can I come round... I'm feeling a little home sick...  sad24:

Yes, we have no tap water, we have no tap water today... sung to the tune of, you've guessed it

I bought about 20 litres of cheapio Tescio mineral water this afternoon  ::)
Did you get the dehydrated stuff... much lighter to carry home...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 06:17:15 PM
That Water in a can stuff... just add water?  Nah, I went for the real thing  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 06:18:49 PM
That Water in a can stuff... just add water?  Nah, I went for the real thing  ;)
It doesn't taste the same but think of all the extra trucks required to ship it around the country...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 06:27:09 PM
That Water in a can stuff... just add water?  Nah, I went for the real thing  ;)
It doesn't taste the same but think of all the extra trucks required to ship it around the country...?  noooo:

Talk about "all that extra..." bollux... I did an RAC routefinder thingy earlier and it told me amongst other things how much Carbon Footprint my journey to Tilbury Docks would be  eeek:

I only wanted to know the best bridge to cross over  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 06:31:07 PM
That Water in a can stuff... just add water?  Nah, I went for the real thing  ;)
It doesn't taste the same but think of all the extra trucks required to ship it around the country...?  noooo:

Talk about "all that extra..." bollux... I did an RAC routefinder thingy earlier and it told me amongst other things how much Carbon Footprint my journey to Tilbury Docks would be  eeek:

I only wanted to know the best bridge to cross over  ::)
Carbon footprint my arse!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 06:46:29 PM
That Water in a can stuff... just add water?  Nah, I went for the real thing  ;)
It doesn't taste the same but think of all the extra trucks required to ship it around the country...?  noooo:

Talk about "all that extra..." bollux... I did an RAC routefinder thingy earlier and it told me amongst other things how much Carbon Footprint my journey to Tilbury Docks would be  eeek:

I only wanted to know the best bridge to cross over  ::)
Carbon footprint my arse!  noooo:

Indeed. I'll get there the easiest, cheapest, most convenient and time effective way when the time comes which will be by car!

Perhaps the RAC would like me to consider hot air ballooning?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 06:54:44 PM
That Water in a can stuff... just add water?  Nah, I went for the real thing  ;)
It doesn't taste the same but think of all the extra trucks required to ship it around the country...?  noooo:

Talk about "all that extra..." bollux... I did an RAC routefinder thingy earlier and it told me amongst other things how much Carbon Footprint my journey to Tilbury Docks would be  eeek:

I only wanted to know the best bridge to cross over  ::)
Carbon footprint my arse!  noooo:

Indeed. I'll get there the easiest, cheapest, most convenient and time effective way when the time comes which will be by car!

Perhaps the RAC would like me to consider hot air ballooning?  rubschin:
Only if you can power it by politicians verbal diharo diorea diaorh hot air....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 20, 2008, 04:02:33 PM
 tunble:



Last minute shopping or something?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on December 20, 2008, 04:36:28 PM
I'm here! I'm here!

Time for us to ram raid the bar!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2008, 05:16:56 PM
I'm here! I'm here!

Time for us to ram raid the bar!

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They shall not pass
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 20, 2008, 05:21:18 PM
I'm here! I'm here!

Time for us to ram raid the bar!

Wouldn't bother. It's all dodgy watered down sludge anyway. ::)

Personally speaking, I purchased a couple of bottles of undiluted Bishops Finger this morning, and fully intend testing them this evening.
Not a big fan of bitter meself like, but feel as though I must try it. eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2008, 05:32:25 PM
I was out in my mate's new Maserati...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 20, 2008, 05:34:10 PM
I was out in my mate's new Maserati...  cloud9:

Shouldn't that be in the Willy wavers thread? char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2008, 05:34:49 PM
I was out in my mate's new Maserati...  cloud9:

Shouldn't that be in the Willy wavers thread? char048
I wasn't driving it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2008, 06:13:58 PM
I was out in my mate's new Maserati...  cloud9:

Shouldn't that be in the Willy wavers thread? char048
I wasn't driving it...  noooo:

I think it was more the idea that you had a mate  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 20, 2008, 06:16:43 PM
I was out in my mate's new Maserati...  cloud9:

Shouldn't that be in the Willy wavers thread? char048
I wasn't driving it...  noooo:

I think it was more the idea that you had a mate  whistle:

Now THAT did make me chuckle oh Snoopio. lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2008, 07:01:08 PM
I was out in my mate's new Maserati...  cloud9:

Shouldn't that be in the Willy wavers thread? char048
I wasn't driving it...  noooo:

I think it was more the idea that you had a mate  whistle:
sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2008, 07:46:56 AM
I was out in my mate's new Maserati...  cloud9:

Shouldn't that be in the Willy wavers thread? char048
I wasn't driving it...  noooo:

I think it was more the idea that you had a mate  whistle:

 ;D ;D ;D Nice to start the day with a smile
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 21, 2008, 08:23:13 AM
I was out in my mate's new Maserati...  cloud9:

Shouldn't that be in the Willy wavers thread? char048
I wasn't driving it...  noooo:

I think it was more the idea that you had a mate  whistle:

 ;D ;D ;D Nice to start the day with a smile

True P. Our Snoops has always got a quick retort waiting in that archive filled head of his.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2008, 09:48:48 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2008, 09:49:48 AM
Is it safe to come out yet?


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 21, 2008, 02:33:11 PM
Sorry I am late.. bloody buses! ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2008, 02:35:19 PM
Have one on the house while nobody is around... how are you?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on December 21, 2008, 07:29:15 PM
bloody 'ell a free drink?   scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 21, 2008, 07:34:07 PM
Evenin' all. I haave had a stack of Young's, red wine and a very fine Malaysian/Thi=ai/Chinese type thingy. Bed beckons]. Night all...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2008, 07:49:58 PM
Tuesday lunchtime/afternoon/evening Epsom... who is up for a beer...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 21, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
Where and when! Mrs TMR (to be) is stacking my jobs up, but I'm sure arrangements can be made  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2008, 08:05:04 PM
Where and when! Mrs TMR (to be) is stacking my jobs up, but I'm sure arrangements can be made  lol:
I dunno.. pick a pub in Epsom... with Youngs like...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2008, 09:21:52 PM
I am not driving a 600 mile round trip for a pint of Youngs ~ not even for you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
I am not driving a 600 mile round trip for a pint of Youngs ~ not even for you.
A half then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on December 23, 2008, 09:08:10 PM
Bugger, missed this about Epsom. TMR told me, but too late.

Still, just stumbled in here and it's EMPTY!

Time for some stock-taking, literally methinks. ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2008, 09:49:47 PM
Bugger, missed this about Epsom. TMR told me, but too late.

Still, just stumbled in here and it's EMPTY!

Time for some stock-taking, literally methinks. ;D
I've been drinking wife beater with Wenchy all night...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 24, 2008, 10:29:50 AM
Then I got home and the boss had given me the day off! Excellent evening all round!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2008, 10:30:48 AM
Then I got home and the boss had given me the day off! Excellent evening all round!  cloud9:
Tell them about my hair Wenchy... the way you ran your fingers through it like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 24, 2008, 10:33:05 AM
Oh yes now where is that piece of paper I wrote it down on.  whistle:

BM has long luc, luxor, lovely hair. Locally in Epsom now he is known as the Silver Fox by all the youthful young ladies. On account of his long lovely locks. He is not bald, not one little bit bald. He is the Silver Fox.


 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2008, 10:34:53 AM
Oh yes now where is that piece of paper I wrote it down on.  whistle:

BM has long luc, luxor, lovely hair. Locally in Epsom now he is known as the Silver Fox by all the youthful young ladies. On account of his long lovely locks. He is not bald, not one little bit bald. He is the Silver Fox.


 ::)
cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 24, 2008, 10:51:46 AM
Oh yes now where is that piece of paper I wrote it down on.  whistle:

BM has long luc, luxor, lovely hair. Locally in Epsom now he is known as the Silver Fox by all the youthful young ladies. On account of his long lovely locks. He is not bald, not one little bit bald. He is the Silver Fox.


 ::)

Was it in a box  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2008, 11:07:12 AM
Oh yes now where is that piece of paper I wrote it down on.  whistle:

BM has long luc, luxor, lovely hair. Locally in Epsom now he is known as the Silver Fox by all the youthful young ladies. On account of his long lovely locks. He is not bald, not one little bit bald. He is the Silver Fox.


 ::)

Was it in a box  point:
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on December 25, 2008, 11:05:13 AM
I remember the days when you walked into your regular boozer on Xmas day the landlord would buy you a pint.  rubschin:





















 tunble:

Ah well. Down the real pub for quick one then before doing battle with the turkey.

















Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2008, 11:10:39 AM
Have a pint on me TG!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 25, 2008, 11:28:07 AM
Oh yes now where is that piece of paper I wrote it down on.  whistle:

BM has long luc, luxor, lovely hair. Locally in Epsom now he is known as the Silver Fox by all the youthful young ladies. On account of his long lovely locks. He is not bald, not one little bit bald. He is the Silver Fox.


 ::)

Was it in a box  point:
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2008, 11:41:53 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2008, 09:36:39 PM
Ahem... nobody here to welcome me home then...?  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 30, 2008, 08:50:41 AM
Welcome home. (even though I'm not there but here)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 08:51:49 AM
Welcome home. (even though I'm not there but here)
Thanks Uncle...

I was expecting big banners and stuff... all I found was an empty till and cellar...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 30, 2008, 09:21:52 AM
Some of us were too cold to go outside and hang the banners!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 09:26:36 AM
Some of us were too cold to go outside and hang the banners!
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 10:01:31 AM
Found those cats yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 10:03:14 AM
Found those cats yet?
Bastard things!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 10:21:01 AM
What have they done?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 10:25:02 AM
What have they done?
They're all over me like a rash and the big one had a great big shite on the kitchen floor first thing... while I was making my breakfast like...  evil:

I thought Tinks was going to make a coat out of them...?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 10:26:03 AM
That's protest behaviour. They felt abandoned and in need of turkey leftovers  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 10:28:28 AM
They all seem to have put on weight...  rubschin:

A good kick up the arse each will sort them out...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 30, 2008, 10:32:31 AM
I seem to have lost weight.  eeek: rubschin: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 10:35:23 AM
I seem to have lost weight.  eeek: rubschin: eeek:
You should have been living at my house for the last two weeks then... with the cats like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 30, 2008, 10:36:12 AM
Why? Would I have lost more?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 10:40:42 AM
Why? Would I have lost more?  rubschin:
Well, as I was explaining the cats have put on-... oh why do I bother...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 30, 2008, 10:48:57 AM
My cat has lost weight.


But then he is ill.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 10:55:28 AM
My cat has lost weight.


But then he is ill.
Well, if the worst comes to the worst Uncle I have three potential replacements...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 11:28:10 AM
They prolly ate a sofa or summat  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2008, 01:08:06 PM
Very busio morning. Nice to see you back behind the bar.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 01:11:27 PM
Very busio morning. Nice to see you back behind bars.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2008, 01:13:05 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 01:20:27 PM
Very busio morning. Nice to see you back behind the bar.
Thanks you!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2008, 01:37:36 PM
How's the painting coming along?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on December 30, 2008, 01:44:22 PM
Very busio morning. Nice to see you back behind the bar.

Has he been away?

I thought the ale had a bit more bite.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 02:02:21 PM
How's the painting coming along?
Painting? I only got back last night...

I've been connecting my new Blu-Ray player today...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on December 30, 2008, 02:12:39 PM
How's the painting coming along?
Painting? I only got back last night...

I've been connecting my new Blu-Ray player today...  cloud9:

I watched Blu-Ray copy of Zulu the other day through the PS3. Sound & Picture excellent.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 02:20:33 PM
How's the painting coming along?
Painting? I only got back last night...

I've been connecting my new Blu-Ray player today...  cloud9:

I watched Blu-Ray copy of Zulu the other day through the PS3. Sound & Picture excellent.  happy088
It was the first disc I put on this morning...  ;D

Upscaling of standard DVDs looks good too!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 30, 2008, 03:54:41 PM
Does Michael Caine actually say:

"Don't frow...   bloody spears...   at me!"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 04:02:52 PM
Does Michael Caine actually say:

"Don't frow...   bloody spears...   at me!"
I didn't watch all of it...  noooo:

The cinema Blu-Ray première is this evening... disc not chosen yet but WALL-E is currently in the player...

Mind you, I've just got a bloody great shock off the lights so I may not make it to the première...  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 30, 2008, 04:16:37 PM
 happy100  Hot sweet tea and a lie down then.

I changed a spot bulb in the kitchen this morning; the bloody thing lasted all of one second before it went pfffft!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 04:20:21 PM
happy100  Hot sweet tea and a lie down then.


Or beer perhaps...?  whistle:

What type of bulb is it...?

I've got eight in our kitchen - I've changed half to these new low energy (<1W) LED replacements... they work pretty well...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 30, 2008, 04:24:35 PM
Something like R60 mirrored spots, Eddison screw. Some last for months, others... well  Shrugs:

The halogen ones under the cupboards seem to last ok. Can you get low energy spots?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 04:29:27 PM
Something like R60 mirrored spots, Eddison screw. Some last for months, others... well  Shrugs:

The halogen ones under the cupboards seem to last ok. Can you get low energy spots?
Yes...

The ones I have are 'GU10s'... they look (and fit) exactly the same as halogen spots but are stuffed full of white LEDs...

240V, 1.2W, 30,000 hours...  cloud9:

The only thing is that you can't dim them for some reason...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 30, 2008, 06:24:59 PM
Those low energy things give me a headache.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 30, 2008, 06:37:52 PM
Those low energy things give me a headache.

Typical woman...any excuse...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
Those low energy things give me a headache.
These don't... they have LEDs see...?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2008, 01:15:23 AM
happy100  Hot sweet tea and a lie down then.

I changed a spot bulb in the kitchen this morning; the bloody thing lasted all of one second before it went pfffft!  evil:

 redface: A friend told me about a silly old fool who didn't know there were very similar looking 12V and 240 V spot bulbs and the 12V ones are very bright for a brief moment when fitted in a 240 V socket.  redface:  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on January 03, 2009, 04:44:27 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2009, 04:54:30 PM
Indeed TG...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 03, 2009, 06:18:43 PM
We have been to the real pub. We have returned. We shall be returning to the real pub before long.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2009, 07:59:50 PM
We have been recovering from a hefty lunch
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2009, 08:58:32 PM
We have been watching Mama Mia...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on January 03, 2009, 09:05:45 PM
here we go again.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2009, 09:08:53 PM
I spect they all had to sit on top of each other, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 03, 2009, 09:31:03 PM
We have returned from the real pub again. It's bloomin' cold out there, so I left a suitably offensive message in the frost on a neighbour's car.

I may have a frostbitten finger as a result.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 03, 2009, 09:57:54 PM
here we go again.  ::)
"La-La, Something, Something, Sooooomething" whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 03, 2009, 10:02:13 PM
I've been 'ploughing' in Golbourne.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 03, 2009, 10:09:13 PM
That sounds rude Growler  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 03, 2009, 10:12:23 PM
That sounds rude Growler  8)
I thought that, but it is probably local slang for driving after your wheels have been nicked.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 03, 2009, 10:18:13 PM
That sounds rude Growler  8)
I thought that, but it is probably local slang for driving after your wheels have been nicked.

Would such vehicles be of use in the Turnip game? 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 07:43:57 AM
here we go again.  ::)
"La-La, Something, Something, Sooooomething" whistle:
;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2009, 08:36:53 AM
here we go again.  ::)
drumroll: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2009, 09:21:59 AM
Mark 'A Wenchy Moment' on the calendar someone...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 11:21:34 AM
I am werkin'.... fixing a PC on site like...  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 11:25:15 AM
By coming on here?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 11:29:59 AM
Yes... to see how you all are like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 11:32:14 AM
Well ~ don't leave any traces like ....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 11:33:06 AM
Well ~ don't leave any traces like ....  whistle:
Of course... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2009, 12:03:55 PM
I am getting set for my trip to Brummagem tomorrow
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 12:06:06 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.waproducts.net%2Fimages%2Fsection3%2Fcoveralls.jpg&hash=da6c956bf1b5301befb2322c44d6bf11dfeb397a)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 21, 2009, 12:06:18 PM
"Google Earth" the route then. We wouldn't want you miss any lane changes.    ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2009, 12:12:14 PM
Mr Wench  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 21, 2009, 12:17:44 PM
I know  ;D

Anyway, Birmingham. I've been there twice. which was twice to often. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 01:15:03 PM
And I am working on a script for a radio interview, so there! whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
About rheumatism? WIll there be sound effects?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 01:16:32 PM
I am getting set for my trip to Brummagem tomorrow
Hooray! I will put a flag out of my modest Brummy abode for you Nick
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2009, 01:17:43 PM
Skull and crossbones, I presume
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 01:17:52 PM
About rheumatism? WIll there be sound effects?
yes, similar to your love making techniques (so I have been told) groaning and creaking!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 01:18:22 PM
Skull and crossbones, I presume
Silly Billy! Welsh of course.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 01:20:32 PM
Skull and crossbones, I presume
Silly Billy! Welsh of course.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.venedocia.org%2Fwaleflag.gif&hash=a9f286a09b4df120b219769b73941833ed3c4a26)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 01:22:15 PM
 cloud9: Cheers Snoops, you are  a good dog!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 21, 2009, 01:51:05 PM
More like...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV4AhI0.gif&hash=e24bf95808bea7d88cc091a4d93ab64948e4399f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV4AhI0)

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 02:33:00 PM
More like...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV4AhI0.gif&hash=e24bf95808bea7d88cc091a4d93ab64948e4399f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV4AhI0)

 point:


Steady tiger!!!!! I know her
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2009, 02:49:26 PM
One vodka and she's anybody's   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 03:10:11 PM
One bale of hay and she is everybody's

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 05:42:05 PM
 tunble:

Where is everybody...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2009, 06:15:34 PM
Bizzy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 21, 2009, 07:42:03 PM
Loving my USB Lava Lamp  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:44:05 PM
Loving my USB Lava Lamp  lol:
More interesting than this place then...?  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 21, 2009, 07:48:47 PM
Loving my USB Lava Lamp  lol:
More interesting than this place then...?  sad24:

It cost £1 and was bought by Yoda Tel. It didn't work at first, but it was simply a loose bulb. It now adorns my office and is as relaxing as a bottle of Black Bush, albeit a damn sight cheaper.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2009, 07:49:39 PM
Nice swerve of the question  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:50:19 PM
Nice swerve of the question  lol:
Yes, he could be a politician...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2009, 07:52:00 PM
In truth BM we saw you walking across the car park and took a collective decision to vacate.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 07:52:42 PM
In truth BM we saw you walking across the car park and took a collective decision to vacate.
eeek:

Well, that's bloody nice!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2009, 07:54:47 PM
Well I've been waiting at the bar for a good half hour to be served and now I'm buggering off. You just cant get the landlords these days  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 21, 2009, 07:56:53 PM
Nice swerve of the question  lol:
Yes, he could be a politician...  evil:

I am - my blog is here, www.uttergitwhohateseveryoneapartfrommrstmrtobeandwantsthiscountrytorisefromtheashesofthisincompetentgovernment.co.uk

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 21, 2009, 10:12:36 PM
Stupid boy! That link doesn't work Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2009, 11:14:56 AM
Quiet innit  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 29, 2009, 11:22:12 AM
Yup...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2009, 12:05:59 PM
I've been painting...  ::)

nearly finished now tho...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 29, 2009, 12:10:41 PM
I'm in really bad mood. Trying to shift it but not easy.

Was inflicted by bloke at work today who is a grade 1 ***hole  evil:.

Permission to commit murder please  Banghead

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2009, 12:13:53 PM
I am trying to do some werk and have found about 300 things to do OTHER than do the werk!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2009, 12:23:40 PM
I'm in really bad mood. Trying to shift it but not easy.

Was inflicted by bloke at work today who is a grade 1 ***hole  evil:.

Permission to commit murder please  Banghead



Permission granted if the circumstances warrant it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 29, 2009, 12:29:16 PM
I'm in really bad mood. Trying to shift it but not easy.

Was inflicted by bloke at work today who is a grade 1 ***hole  evil:.

Permission to commit murder please  Banghead



Permission granted if the circumstances warrant it.


A politican's answer methinks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2009, 12:34:01 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 29, 2009, 12:34:46 PM
Don't worry - I won't blame anyone else but me ....I just need to be calm before I have to tackle him again this afternoon..... Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2009, 12:43:39 PM
Murder most horrid...  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 29, 2009, 02:28:23 PM
I have spent the morning being poked and prodded by junior doctors as part of their exams... scared2: Two doctors failed miserably, after the prodding and poking one was asked what his diagnosis was, "Rickets" he stated with great confidence.. Wrong!!!! When asked by the Professor in charge, if the patient (me) had a hearing aid once again he stated with great confidence, "No". I had one in each ear eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on January 29, 2009, 02:32:14 PM
The doctor wasn't Sir Lancelot Spratt by any chance?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on January 29, 2009, 02:51:28 PM
The Professor had a passing resemblance.. girth wise lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 02, 2009, 07:15:33 PM
Don't mind if I do. Thanks Auto Optic, make it a large one will you?

Nuts?  eeek:    Oh, pistachios on the house eh? Things must be flush!

That snow must be keeping everyone indoors ...  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2009, 07:25:23 PM
 eastdrink048 pour one for me will you  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 02, 2009, 07:28:31 PM
Edited your post because you failed to hit the space bar after the emoticon. They need that space fore and aft to enable them to work.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2009, 07:36:24 PM
I am eternally grateful - as ever Snoops  lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 02, 2009, 07:45:29 PM
One large one coming your way Miss D ...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2009, 08:49:23 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2009, 08:52:07 PM
I'm back!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 02, 2009, 09:48:27 PM
Edited your post because you failed to hit the space bar after the emoticon. They need that space fore and aft to enable them to work.

Much like me  redface:

Anyhoo BM, late again?  ::)


 ;)


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2009, 07:24:18 AM
Yes... I'd been out like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2009, 09:50:04 AM
Yes... I'd been out like...
...a damp squib.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2009, 09:55:10 AM
I'm back!  evil:

Good, I want to complain. This Glenmorangie tastes rather like cold tea..  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2009, 02:17:39 PM
I'm back!  evil:

Good, I want to complain. This Glenmorangie tastes rather like cold tea..  whistle:
You should have gone for the Ardbeg... the one the Barman drinks...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 05, 2009, 02:27:32 PM
Quiet today.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2009, 02:51:24 PM
Trying to finish a project and losing the battle. May have to stay up working all night at this rate  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2009, 02:54:57 PM
Just had my hair done....and an amaaaazing massage  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2009, 03:03:36 PM
Painting...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 03:25:21 PM
Just opened the fee letter from the orthopaedic consultant ...  surrender:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2009, 03:25:46 PM
Just opened the fee letter from the orthopaedic consultant ...  surrender:


Gulp!

How much...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 03:31:05 PM
What's the top score in a game of darts, 3 darts?      cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2009, 03:31:41 PM
Surely it was an arm and a leg  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 03:32:47 PM
Surely it was an arm and a leg  lol:

 drumroll:    Just the leg, actually  ;)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2009, 03:33:56 PM
What's the top score in a game of darts, 3 darts?      cry:
With me throwing...? About five...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 03:36:21 PM
One hundred and eighty!





That's for a 45 minute conversation btw
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2009, 03:41:23 PM
How many visits...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 03:46:22 PM
How many visits...?

I amended my post. 1 visit: 45 mins

Hey ho. I see house prices went up by 1.9% in January, so theoretically etc etc...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2009, 04:18:07 PM
How many visits...?

I amended my post. 1 visit: 45 mins

Hey ho. I see house prices went up by 1.9% in January, so theoretically etc etc...
Bloody hell!

If you'd been well enough you could have come here and saved a fortune!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 04:28:25 PM
Yep. 60 quid per 15 mins. A good screw in anybody's book! Do the maths and figure out what a consultant like that might make in a year  eeek:

I might have to make a slight adjustment to my business rates  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2009, 05:00:59 PM
But can you fix backs and knees and stuff?

















Thinking about it ~ can he?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 05:07:07 PM
But can you fix backs and knees and stuff?


Thinking about it ~ can he?  rubschin:

Good point! This was for an 'opinion'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2009, 05:09:22 PM
Yer knee is fooked ~ £180 please. ......................... Seems like a good business to be in with the bonus of getting the odd female limb to caress.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2009, 05:10:15 PM
Would he be in the market for a rug?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2009, 05:12:05 PM
She didn't like it once she saw it in the house?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 05, 2009, 05:16:28 PM
Yer knee is fooked ~ £180 please. ......................... Seems like a good business to be in with the bonus of getting the odd female limb to caress.

You should have seen the waiting room  eyes:

And I wore specially baggy trousers so I wouldn't have to drop me kecks, like. He actually commented that I wouldn't believe the women that turned up in skin tights jeans etc.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2009, 05:18:27 PM
Yer knee is fooked ~ £180 please. ......................... Seems like a good business to be in with the bonus of getting the odd female limb to caress.

You should have seen the waiting room  eyes:

And I wore specially baggy trousers so I wouldn't have to drop me kecks, like. He actually commented that I wouldn't believe the women that turned up in skin tights jeans etc.  eeek:

Oh I would  eyes:



It has not gone unnoticed that both wives have always donned their "bestest" (read sexiest) undies when visiting the doctor ~ even for tonsilitis
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 06, 2009, 08:49:33 AM
But can you fix backs and knees and stuff?


Thinking about it ~ can he?  rubschin:

Good point! This was for an 'opinion'

Do you need a second opinion?

I have a minor veterinary qualification and will take cash.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2009, 08:53:10 AM
But can you fix backs and knees and stuff?


Thinking about it ~ can he?  rubschin:

Good point! This was for an 'opinion'

Do you need a second opinion?

I have a minor veterinary qualification and will take cash.
I can offer a virtual consultation for fifty quid - not a word to the taxman like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2009, 09:00:52 AM
As a wumman I can always offer an opinion - whether I am qualified to do so or not  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2009, 11:51:23 AM
Opinions?  I'm going around in circles with this  sad24:

The latest one is to do ditch the insurance company and find another who will insure me, which is probably not a bad idea...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2009, 12:15:38 PM
Opinions?  I'm going around in circles with this  sad24:

The latest one is to do ditch the insurance company and find another who will insure me, which is probably not a bad idea...  rubschin:
They'll exclude any pre-existing conditions tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2009, 12:24:33 PM
Yes, that is the line they spout...

But, say you sprain your ankle once; how long does that remain a pre-existing condition?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2009, 12:25:11 PM
Yes, that is the line they spout...

But, say you sprain your ankle once; how long does that remain a pre-existing condition?  rubschin:

As long as it suits them  whistle:










Which translates that it will cease to be a pre-existing condition until you try to make a claim for anything remotely connected to your ankle, leg, foot and then they will bring it into play as a means of avoiding paying out.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2009, 12:29:51 PM
Yes, that is the line they spout...

But, say you sprain your ankle once; how long does that remain a pre-existing condition?  rubschin:

As long as it suits them  whistle:










Which translates that it will cease to be a pre-existing condition until you try to make a claim for anything remotely connected to your ankle, leg, foot and then they will bring it into play as a means of avoiding paying out.
Correct.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2009, 12:43:13 PM
Fooked then!  cry:

I'm hoping to try and get a "clean bill of health" via x-rays / MRI showing nothing wrong  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2009, 12:51:43 PM
Not quite medical insurance but closely related:
Obviously when gainfully employed I had a number of credit cards and when illness struck (heart problems) I had some time off work. Quite a period in fact and claimed on my insurance cover. Payments were duly made by the insurers. In fact they do not, as implied, pay off your cards but they do maintain your monthly minimum payments. On return to work I took up making my own payments again. About six months or so later one of the card companies wrote to tell me that they had sought and found a "better deal for customers and accordingly my insurance would henceforth be with XYZ company".
XYZ Insurers wrote to welcome me as a customer and assured me of their best attentions at all times and enclosed their telephone help line number etc.
A year later I was "retired" due to ill health and I again claimed against my various insurers. All paid up with the exception of XYZ Insurance Co Ltd who weaselled their way out of paying by claiming that I had failed to inform them of the pre-existing condition. I took the matter up with the credit card company who said it was not their problem and would I please pay them. I wrote pointing out that when they took over the business XYZ Insurance Co Ltd had presumably performed the usual "due diligence" on the risks they had accepted and that since their predecessors had paid out for this condition they must have known about it when they accepted my premiums. Took it first to their MD who said Foxtrot Oscar so I went to the Insurance Ombudsman who, after 6 months of "investigation" said that he agreed that I had failed to notify the insurers of my condition ~ he did agree that it was clearly shown in the files that they had taken over but that the obligation was on me to have informed them ~ despite their not having asked or sent me any new proposal forms ~ simply a letter saying they had taken over the policy lock, stock and barrel.
No amount of argument would sway them so I refused to pay and we ended up in the County Court ~ who upheld the claim against me "despite having some sympathy with my case" but pointed out that my argument was with the insurers and not the credit card company who had arbitrarily appointed them thus my "debt" to the bank still had to be paid.
Further negotiation by me persuaded the bank to accept that my case had some merit and that I had tried to make sensible provision for covering the debt in the event of ill health. This coupled with a threat to "Go to the Press" got them to waive all accrued interest and we finally settled on a figure of 50% in full and final payment of the debt.

The moral is "Do not trust insurance companies" ~ they are there to make money, not to help the suckers who pay their premiums.
It gives me great pleasure to see that the bank concerned has now all but collapsed (Yes ~ it was City Bank of America) and that the insurance company have long since gone out of business.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 06, 2009, 01:08:59 PM
I have a 'pre-existing' health problem from birth. How would I get cover for that?

Hooray for the NHS I say.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2009, 01:12:00 PM
Given that one's arteries do actually start "furring up" from the moment they are first used I am amazed that insurance companies allow any heart/arterial claims at all.

But then living itself is dangerous and could legitimately be decribed as a hazardous occupation.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2009, 01:12:51 PM
I discovered I was paying a small insurance against a mortgage some years ago. I enquired why. 'It's in the event of your premature death,' they said.

Define premature death?

'Before you have paid us back.'

Charming  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2009, 01:14:15 PM
The moral is "Do not trust insurance companies" ~ they are there to make money, not to help the suckers who pay their premiums.

Yup, so true; and a sobering tale you tell. In my instance I might have to resign myself to the fact that any knee flare-up just won't be covered. Unlike a holiday where one's advised to take out insurance, this is a work contract which I'll only get if I can show a document showing cover.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2009, 01:15:29 PM
The moral is "Do not trust insurance companies" ~ they are there to make money, not to help the suckers who pay their premiums.

Yup, so true; and a sobering tale you tell. In my instance I might have to resign myself to the fact that any knee flare-up just won't be covered. Unlike a holiday where one's advised to take out insurance, this is a work contract which I'll only get if I can show a document showing cover.  rubschin:

Do what everyone else does ~ Lie and hope you don't have to make a claim.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2009, 01:16:25 PM
The moral is "Do not trust insurance companies" ~ they are there to make money, not to help the suckers who pay their premiums.

Yup, so true; and a sobering tale you tell. In my instance I might have to resign myself to the fact that any knee flare-up just won't be covered. Unlike a holiday where one's advised to take out insurance, this is a work contract which I'll only get if I can show a document showing cover.  rubschin:

Do what everyone else does ~ Lie and hope you don't have to make a claim.

Looking at alternative insurers right now  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2009, 04:07:54 AM
Quiet in here....I managed to get in through an open window in the ladies loo..I spent half an hour reading the graffiti on the walls and  I am sure that some of those positions described are physically impossible rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 06:51:16 AM
Quiet in here....I managed to get in through an open window in the ladies loo..I spent half an hour reading the graffiti on the walls and  I am sure that some of those positions described are physically impossible rubschin:
No they're not...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2009, 07:49:35 AM
Quiet in here....I managed to get in through an open window in the ladies loo..I spent half an hour reading the graffiti on the walls and  I am sure that some of those positions described are physically impossible rubschin:

No honestly it's fine - I know it's strenous, physically demanding, an exceptional act - but believe in yourself. You can put the lid down  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2009, 07:52:12 AM
Quiet in here....I managed to get in through an open window in the ladies loo..I spent half an hour reading the graffiti on the walls and  I am sure that some of those positions described are physically impossible rubschin:

No honestly it's fine - I know it's strenous, physically demanding, an exceptional act - but believe in yourself. You can put the lid down  lol:

Only if you put it up after use ~ the fecking hinge is two way you know. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2009, 08:01:05 AM
Not in the Ladies it's not  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2009, 08:04:13 AM
I think I may have to cling film the pans in there.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2009, 09:04:56 AM
It'll just mean more work for the cleaners and LL won't be impressed.

You will be put on the naughty step Snoops  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 07, 2009, 09:19:38 AM
It'll just mean more work for the cleaners and LL won't be impressed.

You will be put on the naughty step Snoops  whistle:

Better than being hit on the nose with Wenchy's rolled up newspaper  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 10:49:50 AM
I've been out shopping like... the supermarket was a zoo...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 10:51:13 AM
Did you buy an elephant for LL's birthday?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 10:53:12 AM
Did you buy an elephant for LL's birthday?
Yes Nick... from a man in Devon... being delivered on Monday...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2009, 11:02:58 AM
Aren't elephants meant to be lucky - only if they're trunks are up though apparently  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 11:06:43 AM
Aren't elephants meant to be lucky - only if they're trunks are up though apparently  shrugs:
I suppose that would be lucky if they were over their heads in water...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2009, 03:32:38 PM
Aren't elephants meant to be lucky - only if they're trunks are up though apparently  shrugs:
It would be bloody lucky if I got my trunk up!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 03:56:59 PM
Aren't elephants meant to be lucky - only if they're trunks are up though apparently  shrugs:
It would be bloody lucky if I got my trunk up!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky or miraculous...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2009, 04:30:21 PM
Bugger orf!!! Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 06:12:08 PM
Bugger orf!!! Angry9:
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 07:25:07 PM
Theyt left for the evening. Late  noooo:

Pizza: check
Red Wine: check
Film: um, Boy has knackered the DVD  cussing:
Telly: fook all on!!  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 07:26:23 PM
Theyt left for the evening. Late  noooo:

Pizza: check
Red Wine: check
Film: um, Boy has knackered the DVD  cussing:
Telly: fook all on!!  Banghead Banghead
Pop out and buy a new Blu-Ray player tomorrow then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 07:26:51 PM
Bugger orf!  Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 07:27:22 PM
Bugger orf!  Angry9:
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2009, 07:38:27 PM
At least you've got 3 tv's to watch nothing on  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 07:39:49 PM
2. Stanley Baxter smashed the other one  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 07, 2009, 07:40:11 PM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 07:40:54 PM
At least you've got 3 tv's to watch nothing on  lol:

How was 'lunch'? eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 07:41:56 PM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.















Not a bad idea though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2009, 07:44:09 PM
At least you've got 3 tv's to watch nothing on  lol:

How was 'lunch'? eyes:

Thats tomorrow old boy ...do keep up......

although got call tonight asking if I wanted to go for a drink   - not looking good for tomorrow  noooo:

Is it gonna snow again (fingers crossed)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 07:45:14 PM
You refused a free drink?
















Oh I see  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 07:50:02 PM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 07:51:01 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 07, 2009, 07:52:56 PM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.















Not a bad idea though  rubschin:

1) If it's a choice between laptop or no dvd watching I know what I'd pick.

2) There is no such thing as a free drink.

3) Miss D, I feel a sprog related emergency coming on! Possibly homework help or a small injury that requires a casulty visit.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2009, 07:57:48 PM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.















Not a bad idea though  rubschin:



3) Miss D, I feel a sprog related emergency coming on! Possibly homework help or a small injury that requires a casulty visit.  rubschin:

Or a 46" Full HD telly and Blu-Ray player to watch!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 07:58:04 PM
Quote
Miss D, I feel a sprog related emergency coming on! Possibly homework help or a small injury that requires a casulty visit.



A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 07, 2009, 08:00:03 PM
Bugger orf you smarmy tosspot! evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 08:00:33 PM
Me?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2009, 08:00:44 PM
 Babby !!!    eeek: eeek: eeek:

Won't use my lovely TV as an excuse as he might want to see it  noooo:

The brat is at her dads for the weekend and he knows this  noooo:

So I will go -- eat a friggin salad   evil: ..be bored stupid and then say I have to be somewhere at 4 o clock
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 08:05:08 PM
Fetches popcorn!















(I have heard such stuff before. I once shared a flat with 4 wimmin. Nothing they planned in these departments ever transpired. They always got back about 2 days later)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2009, 08:07:40 PM
That'll be in the 'swinging ' sixties then Nick.

I shall certainly not be doing any such thing - could you make sure the popcorn is sweet - I don't like salted. Cheers  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2009, 08:10:50 PM
1977-79. 2 years of madness. I ended up pretending to snog two in a doorway (Harlesden High Street, January) while angry ex boyfriends hung around the front door with weapons. Never share a flat with 4 wimmin. The duvet fire was bad enough. And kittens  noooo: Sooo many kittens.

Cotton balls are also bad  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 07, 2009, 10:37:29 PM
Cotton balls are also bad
Just ask TMR
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2009, 09:46:41 AM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2009, 09:56:10 AM
But then thats what you have Sky + for Snoops.

Honestly - the quality is amazing..............

now I just need to update my DVD collection  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2009, 10:01:26 AM
I refuse to pay a Sky subscription that gives me 180 channels that I will not  watch and leaves the door open for my children to spend all their time watching crap violent cartoons made in India and Japan featuring loud American accents spoken by triangular faced children with hair like bog brushes

EG
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.techshout.com%2Fimages%2Fanime-in-india.jpg&hash=1b4bc2e7c0df8d99d3c5b50fed5213b3cabc2735)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2009, 10:06:05 AM
I guess thats the advantage of living in a girly household we don't have any of that on the box  noooo:

Or have to buy the rip off trading cards that are associated with these things  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2009, 10:11:11 AM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2009, 10:20:39 AM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:

Oh but he will ~ he will. noooo:

Anywhoo it is but the work of seconds to run the DVD through the laptop and connect it to the big screen.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2009, 10:25:51 AM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:

Oh but he will ~ he will. noooo:

Anywhoo it is but the work of seconds to run the DVD through the laptop and connect it to the big screen.
His DVD has packed up... he needs to buy a Blu-Ray player and leap into the 21st Century...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2009, 10:33:21 AM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:

Oh but he will ~ he will. noooo:

Anywhoo it is but the work of seconds to run the DVD through the laptop and connect it to the big screen.
His DVD has packed up... he needs to buy a Blu-Ray player and leap into the 21st Century...  ;)

He probably used the slidey out thingy as a cup holder  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2009, 11:22:06 AM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:

Oh but he will ~ he will. noooo:

Anywhoo it is but the work of seconds to run the DVD through the laptop and connect it to the big screen.
His DVD has packed up... he needs to buy a Blu-Ray player and leap into the 21st Century...  ;)

He probably used the slidey out thingy as a cup holder  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 08, 2009, 02:49:42 PM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:

Oh but he will ~ he will. noooo:

Anywhoo it is but the work of seconds to run the DVD through the laptop and connect it to the big screen.
His DVD has packed up... he needs to buy a Blu-Ray player and leap into the 21st Century...  ;)
Leap? Do you think that is really necessary? I am just ambling into the 20th.. i might just take a quick peek at the 21st, out of curiosity.

My betamax and 8 track are still functional.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 08, 2009, 04:54:40 PM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:

Oh but he will ~ he will. noooo:

Anywhoo it is but the work of seconds to run the DVD through the laptop and connect it to the big screen.
His DVD has packed up... he needs to buy a Blu-Ray player and leap into the 21st Century...  ;)
Leap? Do you think that is really necessary? I am just ambling into the 20th.. i might just take a quick peek at the 21st, out of curiosity.

My betamax and 8 track are still functional.

How's your reel to reel GOS?  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2009, 05:05:21 PM
I was wondering how his docking equipment was fuctioning.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 08, 2009, 05:11:20 PM
I don't think they did docking back then. More like shunting and coupling  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2009, 05:23:17 PM
I don't think they did docking back then. More like shunting and coupling  ;)

More stressful on the knees though Pastis  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 08, 2009, 05:32:22 PM
I don't think they did docking back then. More like shunting and coupling  ;)

More stressful on the knees though Pastis  ;)

How thoughtful Miss D  lol:
Although it's back to about 90% load bearing function I've no intention of testing it kneeling  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
We have been out for lunch. We caused the most fantastic traffic jam  spider:. People were out of their cars shouting at each other  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2009, 05:44:38 PM
What did you do  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 08, 2009, 05:49:51 PM
 doh:

Oh dear, a separate thread?    scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2009, 05:55:09 PM
It requires a diagram. And it was a collaborative effort with some insane old ladyin a Micra. Between us we blocked a whole street and all adjacent streets for 20 minutes. We eventually managed to escape, but everyone else was still gridlocked and yelling  lol:

They may still be there  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2009, 05:56:31 PM
It requires a diagram. And it was a collaborative effort with some insane old ladyin a Micra. Between us we blocked a whole street and all adjacent streets for 20 minutes. We eventually managed to escape, but everyone else was still gridlocked and yelling  lol:

They may still be there  point:
Was an elephant involved... we should be told...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2009, 05:57:00 PM
No, just the Nickmobile  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2009, 05:57:53 PM
No, just the Nickmobile  lol:
And Nick... doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 08, 2009, 06:02:17 PM
Of all the gin joints in all the world Nick had to walk into this one  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fliblog.libraries.claremont.edu%2Fimages%2Fcasablanca-screen.jpg&hash=46cbd51d694f05ace436481483709f5ac41483ea)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2009, 06:04:35 PM
It got worse when the young learner driver appeared and got stuck at an angle between 2 taxis.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 08, 2009, 08:05:38 PM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:

Oh but he will ~ he will. noooo:

Anywhoo it is but the work of seconds to run the DVD through the laptop and connect it to the big screen.
His DVD has packed up... he needs to buy a Blu-Ray player and leap into the 21st Century...  ;)
Leap? Do you think that is really necessary? I am just ambling into the 20th.. i might just take a quick peek at the 21st, out of curiosity.

My betamax and 8 track are still functional.

How's your reel to reel GOS?  ;)
Crickey how did you know I had one of them? It was a Grundig.. a brill bit of kit.. in it's day lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 08, 2009, 08:07:45 PM
I don't think they did docking back then. More like shunting and coupling  ;)

More stressful on the knees though Pastis  ;)
Ahhh The voice of experience cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 08, 2009, 08:16:36 PM
So I've heard GOS  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2009, 05:36:00 AM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:

Oh but he will ~ he will. noooo:

Anywhoo it is but the work of seconds to run the DVD through the laptop and connect it to the big screen.
His DVD has packed up... he needs to buy a Blu-Ray player and leap into the 21st Century...  ;)
Leap? Do you think that is really necessary? I am just ambling into the 20th.. i might just take a quick peek at the 21st, out of curiosity.

My betamax and 8 track are still functional.

How's your reel to reel GOS?  ;)
Crickey how did you know I had one of them? It was a Grundig.. a brill bit of kit.. in it's day lol:
We dreamed of having a Grundig reel to reel...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2009, 09:01:34 AM
FFS! You can watch a dvd on your laptop!

I have a fully functioning big screen plasma TV. I refuse to watch a DVD on my effing laptop.


Here you go! (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-BDPS350-Blu-ray-Player-1080p/dp/B001DN1SP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1234036153&sr=8-1)  whistle:


BUT IT DOESN'T RECORD YOU PLONKER! Banghead
When it graduates from Player to Record & Play ~ then and only then will I replace my trusty DVD Recorder/Player
He doesn't want to record you plank!  lol:

Oh but he will ~ he will. noooo:

Anywhoo it is but the work of seconds to run the DVD through the laptop and connect it to the big screen.
His DVD has packed up... he needs to buy a Blu-Ray player and leap into the 21st Century...  ;)
Leap? Do you think that is really necessary? I am just ambling into the 20th.. i might just take a quick peek at the 21st, out of curiosity.

My betamax and 8 track are still functional.

How's your reel to reel GOS?  ;)
Crickey how did you know I had one of them? It was a Grundig.. a brill bit of kit.. in it's day lol:
We dreamed of having a Grundig reel to reel...  sad24:

We'd have settled for a Gundig reel  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2009, 09:08:00 AM
Well you didn't have one - deal with it  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2009, 09:10:30 AM
 evil: I hope your foot hurts
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2009, 09:19:48 AM
Do you wanna stamp on the good one  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2009, 09:21:45 AM
We haven't heard about the lunch  eyes: yet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2009, 09:25:23 AM
Do you wanna stamp on the good one  lol: lol: lol:

Of course not ~ I just need to know which one hurts so I don't accidently hump it in the bar.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2009, 09:37:45 AM
We haven't heard about the lunch  eyes: yet.

MMMMMMmmm lunch  noooo:

This is the abridged version :-
Went to some art gallery where he wanted to buy a blue rectangle -  Shrugs: Shrugs: Shrugs:
Went to lunch - Healthy  cussing:
Went for walk along thames footpath / Tower of London way (freezing cold)
He told me about his feelings  eeek:
I said thanks but no chance
Went home  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2009, 09:39:57 AM
Whereupon he hurled himself into the freezing waters  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2009, 09:43:11 AM
Hardly  ::)

He's a bloke - he would have been fine by tea time  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 09, 2009, 09:43:53 AM
We haven't heard about the lunch  eyes: yet.

MMMMMMmmm lunch  noooo:

This is the abridged version :-
Went to some art gallery where he wanted to buy a blue rectangle -  Shrugs: Shrugs: Shrugs:
Went to lunch - Healthy  cussing:
Went for walk along thames footpath / Tower of London way (freezing cold)
He told me about his feelings  eeek:
I said thanks but no chance
Went home  8)
Wow! They say romance is dead, they were right!

The blue triangle will be inscribed with Ms D's almost Ex. 2009 and mounted on the wall outside his house
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2009, 09:52:43 AM
I wasn't that harsh GOS - it's just he has been told before  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2009, 10:08:32 AM
Still it is flattering that he keeps trying.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on February 09, 2009, 12:18:18 PM
I wasn't that harsh GOS - it's just he has been told before  noooo:
  ;D      So tell us all, was he geeky, old, ugly or what? eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2009, 12:20:51 PM
I suspect the 'or what' would cover it
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2009, 12:29:46 PM
I wasn't that harsh GOS - it's just he has been told before  noooo:
  ;D      So tell us all, was he geeky, old, ugly or what? eyes:

Are you trying to gauge my tastes GOS  eyes:    lol:

He's not ugly - goes to the gym 3 times a week, is quite tall, earns sheds loads of money as a civil engineer (see we're not all cynical money grabbing so & so's) . But he's quite serious and intense in all the wrong ways. Does that help ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 12:30:48 PM
I wasn't that harsh GOS - it's just he has been told before  noooo:
  ;D      So tell us all, was he geeky, old, ugly or what? eyes:

Are you trying to gauge my tastes GOS  eyes:    lol:

He's not ugly - goes to the gym 3 times a week, is quite tall, earns sheds loads of money as a civil engineer (see we're not all cynical money grabbing so & so's) . But he's quite serious and intense in all the wrong ways. Does that help ???

Shame, he sounds good on all other points.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2009, 12:35:41 PM
I wasn't that harsh GOS - it's just he has been told before  noooo:
  ;D      So tell us all, was he geeky, old, ugly or what? eyes:

Are you trying to gauge my tastes GOS  eyes:    lol:

He's not ugly - goes to the gym 3 times a week, is quite tall, earns sheds loads of money as a civil engineer (see we're not all cynical money grabbing so & so's) . But he's quite serious and intense in all the wrong ways. Does that help ???

Shame, he sounds good on all other points.

Prolly gorra a little willy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2009, 12:51:55 PM
I wasn't that harsh GOS - it's just he has been told before  noooo:
  ;D      So tell us all, was he geeky, old, ugly or what? eyes:

Are you trying to gauge my tastes GOS  eyes:    lol:

He's not ugly - goes to the gym 3 times a week, is quite tall, earns sheds loads of money as a civil engineer (see we're not all cynical money grabbing so & so's) . But he's quite serious and intense in all the wrong ways. Does that help ???

Shame, he sounds good on all other points.

= What's his phone number
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 09, 2009, 01:48:04 PM
Well, I do the gym 3 times a week, the rest I think you can forget.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 02:01:09 PM
It was more the tall and moneyed bit that was interesting me.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2009, 02:01:10 PM
Evidence of where he went wrong  noooo:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7878000/7878974.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7878000/7878974.stm)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 09, 2009, 02:05:52 PM
Evidence of where he went wrong  noooo:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7878000/7878974.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7878000/7878974.stm)

 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 09, 2009, 02:22:00 PM
It was more the tall and moneyed bit that was interesting me.  redface:

Hussy!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2009, 02:22:53 PM
She wants someone who can reach her top tat shelf  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 09, 2009, 02:24:30 PM
She wants someone who can reach her top tat shelf  noooo:

I think I would refrain from commenting on her top shelf. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 03:26:14 PM
It was more the tall and moneyed bit that was interesting me.  redface:

Hussy!

My needs are simple and easily bought!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2009, 03:36:13 PM
Oh dear ...... lol:

I think you may be asked to name your price Wenchy  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2009, 03:38:06 PM
No need ~ we have had a whip round and raised a fiver and two turnips
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 03:39:52 PM
I meant to say easily bought for the right price. Which certainly doesn't include turnips!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2009, 03:41:12 PM
Macaroons  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 03:44:54 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2009, 03:46:52 PM
I'll see your macaroons and raise you a carrot
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2009, 03:48:16 PM
I meant to say easily bought for the right price. Which certainly doesn't include turnips!
A second-hand PaintPod perhaps...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 03:50:19 PM
Macaroons, £40,000 a year for life, a waterproof, heated shed and we can talk terms.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2009, 03:52:37 PM
What extras do you offer?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2009, 03:54:53 PM
Macaroons, £40,000 a year for life, a waterproof, heated shed and we can talk terms.
No PaintPod then...?  noooo: One careful owner... hardly used....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 04:17:06 PM
1) Paint pods are not in my tat gathering scope
2) Extras - I can cook macaroons and do a mean line in hand knitted socks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2009, 04:30:06 PM
1) Paint pods are not in my tat gathering scope
2) Extras - I can cook macaroons and do a mean line in hand knitted socks.
bah!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 04:31:27 PM
The blasted thing never worked anyway!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2009, 04:33:00 PM
The blasted thing never worked anyway!
It is awesome!  cloud9:

How 'bout a barely used home cinema projector (not full HD)?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 04:33:20 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2009, 04:33:56 PM
noooo:
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2009, 04:34:53 PM
The blasted thing never worked anyway!

Just llike BM when it comes to decorating. Now demolition on the other hand...  whistle:

How 'bout a barely used home cinema projector (not full HD)?  whistle:

Don't think that Wenchy's tat mountains include dolls houses that need furnishing BM..  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
The blasted thing never worked anyway!

Just llike BM when it comes to decorating. Now demolition on the other hand...  whistle:

How 'bout a barely used home cinema projector (not full HD)?  whistle:

Don't think that Wenchy's tat mountains include dolls houses that need furnishing BM..  whistle:
evil:

I'll have you know I-  Oh, what's the point...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 09, 2009, 04:37:14 PM
The blasted thing never worked anyway!

Just llike BM when it comes to decorating. Now demolition on the other hand...  whistle:

How 'bout a barely used home cinema projector (not full HD)?  whistle:

Don't think that Wenchy's tat mountains include dolls houses that need furnishing BM..  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2009, 09:25:04 AM
I assume you have all gone to church this morning?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2009, 09:31:06 AM
 redface: Late getting up
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 15, 2009, 09:56:22 AM
A tad hungover  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2009, 09:59:19 AM
I don't even have that excuse ~ just utter laziness I'm afraid.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 15, 2009, 11:43:47 AM
I was at the gym by 9. Just had me boiled eggs and soldiers.  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2009, 12:01:53 PM
I was at the gym by 9. Just had me boiled eggs and soldiers.  razz:

Thats just plain wrong  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2009, 12:03:55 PM
Maybe he couldn't sleep? Bacon sarnie for me now.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 15, 2009, 12:06:49 PM
I was at the gym by 9. Just had me boiled eggs and soldiers.  razz:

Thats just plain wrong  noooo:

It's supposed to be good for me. (3 times a week).

And now that eggs are not a healthy no-no anymore, I am a happy bunny.
Just wished I didn't have to take these bloody heart drugs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2009, 12:09:44 PM
I was at the gym by 9. Just had me boiled eggs and soldiers.  razz:

Thats just plain wrong  noooo:

It's supposed to be good for me. (3 times a week).

And now that eggs are not a healthy no-no anymore, I am a happy bunny.
Just wished I didn't have to take these bloody heart drugs.

I take the drugs and eat the eggs but no way could I cope with a gym these days  sad24: Wish I still could but as it is I can about walk 100 yards, on the level, on a warm day then I need to sit and take more meds before the next 75 yards.
BUT I don't want a fecking electric scooter! cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 15, 2009, 12:12:33 PM
I probably need the gym work more than ever now. Not working for 9 months means I have been doing a lot less walking and generally moving about, lifting etc.

These bloody statins make my muscles ache like crazy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 15, 2009, 12:21:02 PM
Young's o'clock. TTFN  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2009, 12:22:36 PM
Hair of the dog?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 15, 2009, 12:23:26 PM
Hair of the dog?

Yup. And a certain soccer match to watch/swear at.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 15, 2009, 12:24:30 PM
I'll wait for me eggs to settle and then I should have a thirst.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2009, 12:26:04 PM
I probably need the gym work more than ever now. Not working for 9 months means I have been doing a lot less walking and generally moving about, lifting etc.

These bloody statins make my muscles ache like crazy.

I've had my statins reduced to the lowest possible level because of muscular aches and pains. Only take 10mg a day now and guess what ~ Cholesterol levels have dropped since I stopped taking the more "aggressive" dosage of statins ~ Cardiologist is thinking of writing a "paper" on the subject as I am not the first where this has happened.
My new regime of statins is: Simvastatin 10mg daily supplemented by also taking Ezetimibe 10mg daily and I have been on that for a year now and the "Bad" Cholesterol levels have almost halved.
I know a lady, in her late 50s who has been a marathon runner for years. She was put on "aggresive" statins because they said her Cholesterol levels were far too high and she would almost certainly have a stroke or heart attack. The effect was dramatic. Within 6 months she could no longer jog, let alone run. She complained to her doctor, who referred her to my cardio. He reduced the statins, gave her the same supplement as me and she is now planning to run again. Statins are not the wonder drug the government would have us believe ~ but they are cheap and they do prevent heart attacks and strokes so in Government minds the fact that Doctors are acting under orders to put all at risk ie older people on statins will save the NHS money ~ even if the old folk cannot walk to the fecking bus stop because of the drugs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 15, 2009, 12:37:56 PM
I have the snots and am producing large amounts of phlegm.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2009, 12:41:48 PM
 happy100

Poor you.....time to take it easy then.

Is it likely to be bad enough for a day off work tomorrow ???????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2009, 12:42:05 PM
Oh do tell us more
























 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 15, 2009, 12:42:56 PM
happy100

Poor you.....time to take it easy then.

Is it likely to be bad enough for a day off work tomorrow ???????

I've already taken Monday and Tuesday as annual leave!  sad24: What a waste!

Am hoping that if I just give in to it today that tomorrow it will all be better.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2009, 12:55:15 PM
On no thats a bugger - were you planning to do anything nice ????

Indulge yourself today and hopefully you can shrug it off.

Have you taken any of  the usual remedies ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2009, 01:01:49 PM
I have the snots and am producing large amounts of phlegm.  noooo:

I've had that most of the week. Feeling much better today. It lasted from Sunday to Friday.

Here's a tip ~ If you can get your GP to give you a sick note, send it into work and you will, by law, be able to claim your holiday days back and use them some other time ~ seriously "And not a lot of people know that"  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 15, 2009, 01:22:11 PM
My statins were halved to 20mg a year ago but if anything the aches and pains have got worse. Sleeping is difficult as after a few hours my hips start to ache and I have to keep changing sides till it gets too much and I have to get up. Result - pain goes away but I don't always get enough sleep.

Also this winter I decided to take up the offer of the flu jab and have had the sniffles ever since.
Last winter I didn't bother and I was fine.

At the same time as getting the jab, I had a check-up and the nurse was concerned that my blood pressure was now low! Combination of drugs and now work pressure perhaps.
Asked me if I had dizzy spells - she was not amused when I said, only after 6 or 7 Youngs.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2009, 01:32:12 PM
My statins were halved to 20mg a year ago but if anything the aches and pains have got worse. Sleeping is difficult as after a few hours my hips start to ache and I have to keep changing sides till it gets too much and I have to get up. Result - pain goes away but I don't always get enough sleep.

Also this winter I decided to take up the offer of the flu jab and have had the sniffles ever since.
Last winter I didn't bother and I was fine.

At the same time as getting the jab, I had a check-up and the nurse was concerned that my blood pressure was now low! Combination of drugs and now work pressure perhaps.
Asked me if I had dizzy spells - she was not amused when I said, only after 6 or 7 Youngs.  ;D

I more or less gave up the drink when I had to start on Valium ~ the mixture is not good.
Certainly alcohol does lower your BP and combined with any BP drugs (Betabockers, Ace Inhibitors, Calcium Channel Blockers etc) will take it even lower. Add valium into the mix and you start falling over (fainting) ~ as I discovered.
The thing is to find a balance that you can live with ~ and make a choice between quantity or quality of life. You cannot have both once you are on heart drugs. It has taken me 10+ years to get to a combination that keeps me upright without side effects that make life a complete misery AND every new fecking doctor I see wants to change the dosage "because of the latest recommendations from NICE" ~ I refuse all changes nowadays because I accept I cannot get better and I sure as hell am not going to let them make it worse. In my case I have made the choice between quantity or quality and decided I would rather enjoy whatever time is left to me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 15, 2009, 02:17:51 PM
Alcohol doesn't seem to be a problem, blood tests have all been ok so far. Cholesterol is ok, I was only 5.2 when I had an attack and it was 4.2 after cardiac rehab. Think it went below 4 later on so they cut back on the statins.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2009, 10:36:02 AM
I've been away for the weekend like... and now I have pages and pages of shite to catch up on...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 02:50:46 PM
Quote
I've been away for the weekend like... and now I have pages and pages of shite to catch up on...

Sometimes I just go and make a coffee and the same thing happens to me  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2009, 03:13:20 PM
Quote
I've been away for the weekend like... and now I have pages and pages of shite to catch up on...

Sometimes I just go and make a coffee and the same thing happens to me  noooo:
You post most of it...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 16, 2009, 03:29:23 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2009, 04:02:29 PM
shocked003
See...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 17, 2009, 06:13:16 AM
Very quiet in here this morning, I've mopped the bogs, emptied the ashtrays, drunk the slops and now I think I'll go back to bed  sleep017










Hello  ~ BM just wandered in ~ still in his PJs ~ not a pretty sight before he's "done his face".
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2009, 06:46:46 AM
Yawn... mornin'...  sleep017

I see you spent more time mopping the ladies than the gents... again...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2009, 09:47:09 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on February 17, 2009, 09:52:16 AM
tunble:

Trouble getting in here p'raps? I couldn't 15 minutes ago.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 17, 2009, 09:52:36 AM
It's taken me a while to get in too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2009, 09:54:09 AM
Really...? What happened?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 17, 2009, 09:55:48 AM
page not available when I tried to get into the forum.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2009, 09:56:57 AM
page not available when I tried to get into the forum.
rubschin:

I'll have to go and thump it or something...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 17, 2009, 10:00:46 AM
No probs here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2009, 04:28:05 PM
Mrs Nick decreed we should go for a family walk (in the sleet like)  evil:

We set off at about 2.45. We turned left out of the house, made for a local footpath, followed it

and got lost  redface:

I eventually struggled back here on my own. They aren't back yet  point:

How could we have got lost?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2009, 04:50:04 PM
Mrs Nick decreed we should go for a family walk (in the sleet like)  evil:

We set off at about 2.45. We turned left out of the house, made for a local footpath, followed it

and got lost  redface:

I eventually struggled back here on my own. They aren't back yet  point:

How could we have got lost?  shrugs:
Nick-O-Rays  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 19, 2009, 04:54:45 PM
How could we have got lost?  shrugs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in1B05snoQo
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 19, 2009, 05:22:23 PM
It should be noted that I managed to get home from "lunch" before 5pm  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2009, 08:02:40 AM
I need water  bond:  - where is everybody ?. The service round here is terrible  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 08:15:23 AM
I need water  bond:  - where is everybody ?. The service round here is terrible  noooo:
I was here first thing and have been out walking the dogs... like...

A bit dehydrated are we...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2009, 08:20:03 AM
Girls night out  redface: redface: redface:

Water would be great - any time soon would be  better  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 08:21:35 AM
Girls night out  redface: redface: redface:

Water would be great - any time soon would be  better  cry:
We have hot or cold... which would you prefer...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2009, 08:32:10 AM
Drinkable would be a start !!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 08:34:02 AM
Drinkable would be a start !!!!
How about some cow urine (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece) instead?  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2009, 08:38:48 AM
You'll be having a word with the Goats later I take it - anything to increase the profits  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 08:40:22 AM
You'll be having a word with the Goats later I take it - anything to increase the profits  eeek:
Goat pee eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 09:33:59 AM
You'd have to harvest it though  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2009, 09:42:46 AM
I was walking back from the pub yesterday when a chap threw sodium chloride on me, while another covered me in sulphuric acid. It was terrible, I didn't know how to react.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 09:44:24 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 09:45:52 AM
I was walking back from the pub yesterday when a chap threw sodium chloride on me, while another covered me in sulphuric acid. It was terrible, I didn't know how to react.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2009, 09:53:35 AM
After dropping stuff off at the dump this morning, I stopped at the McDonald's drive trough for two egg and sausage McMuffin's - after about ten minutes I finally received them and the girl at the window apologised - " Sorry about the wait" she said. "That's all right, fatty" I replied "you could always go on a diet".
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 09:56:25 AM
After dropping stuff off at the dump this morning, I stopped at the McDonald's drive trough for two egg and sausage McMuffin's - after about ten minutes I finally received them and the girl at the window apologised - " Sorry about the wait" she said. "That's all right, fatty" I replied "you could always go on a diet".
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 10:00:13 AM
He seems to be feeling better. Unfortunately
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2009, 10:05:26 AM
Mrs TMR (to be) came home from shopping crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my X-box.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 20, 2009, 10:07:12 AM
Oh dear, looks like the medication is wearing off.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 10:12:30 AM
Mrs TMR (to be) came home from shopping crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my X-box.
lol: lol: lol:

He has obviously found an old box of Christmas crackers...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 11:49:48 AM
I was walking past my fridge and I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs. However on close inspection it was just the chives talking.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 11:50:46 AM
I was walking past my fridge and I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs. However on close inspection it was just the chives talking.


 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
"I was in the dentist's office the other day reading the magazines. Wasn't it awful about that Titanic?"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 20, 2009, 12:09:51 PM
 noooo: Just when you thought that you had reached rock bottom......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 12:11:22 PM
We can always do worse (it's the pub motto)  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 12:12:42 PM
We can always do worse (it's the pub motto)  angel1
I think you'll find it is your motto!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 20, 2009, 12:14:12 PM
We can always do worse (it's the pub motto)  angel1

Oh I thought that it was 'always knowingly over sold'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 20, 2009, 01:10:36 PM
Afternoon all. The ham 'n' cheese croissants bar snack were very tasty. Who's in the kitchen today BM?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2009, 01:13:21 PM
Afternoon all. The ham 'n' cheese croissants bar snack were very tasty. Who's in the kitchen today BM?

Anybody seen GOS's gumshields. He thinks he left them on the bar.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 20, 2009, 01:16:29 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 01:17:29 PM
Onwards and downwards.

Anyone seen my arch supports? Made of gel.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2009, 01:21:43 PM
Onwards and downwards.

Anyone seen my arch supports? Made of gel.

Much is explained.  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bottesfordhistory.org.uk%2Fimages%2Fuploaded%2Fscaled%2F3_arch_bridge_collapsed_009.jpg&hash=c389b027a818e658d7603abdd17be0f36de96795)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 01:25:01 PM
Afternoon all. The ham 'n' cheese croissants bar snack were very tasty. Who's in the kitchen today BM?
Well, not Wenchy anyway...  cussing:

She popped her head in earlier then buggered off... POETS day prolly....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 01:29:56 PM
It's half term, she and Mr Wench have to get their things together while they have a chance, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on February 20, 2009, 01:30:54 PM
Not well.  noooo:

Am watching Cleopatra on channel 4.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2009, 01:32:08 PM
Turn it off then, you will soon feel better
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2009, 01:36:54 PM
Not well.  noooo:

Am watching Cleopatra on channel 4.


happy100

Switch the telly off... we'll cheer you up like!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2009, 02:52:23 PM
I have been out and about.

Visited the creamery to top up on dairy products, onto the tip to dispose of a lot of old cardboard boxes, glass and paper, thence to local farm to stock up on root veg. Took Minor with me so that Minimus could spend some time with his mother brushing up his reading skills (and Minor takes the mickey too much which starts a fight) Kindly Farmer took Minor on tour of the calves, just newly arrived from market, that he will be fattening up over the spring/summer and then to the lambing shed to watch the vet and shepherd at work. All good educational stuff you will notice.

It is a lovely day, bright blue skies, birds singing, sun shining. Still only 8deg C but no wind so very pleasant to lean on a farm gate and discourse upon local council matters with Farmer friend (he being on the council and me being its arch critic) whilst Minor was given Farmer's Wife's permission to pick some snowdrops from the hedgerow for his mother.

Life doesn't get much better  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 20, 2009, 04:09:19 PM
Sounds very pleasant Snoopy.

I'm off today - Half term duty and I've been oddjobbing around the house and garden. It was almost spring like earlier although it's getting chilly now.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2009, 05:24:27 PM
Am watching Cleopatra on channel 4.
How's the asp?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 20, 2009, 05:25:35 PM
Life doesn't get much better  cloud9:

I was thinking of that post as I strolled out this afternoon. A fine, sunny day too... then pixi-photo  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
I am just emerging from last night's hangover. Never again  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2009, 08:03:20 PM
Oh for a fiver for everytime I've said that.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 21, 2009, 08:05:26 PM
I am just emerging from last night's hangover. Never again  noooo:

Good Grief!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 21, 2009, 08:06:53 PM
I am just emerging from last night's hangover. Never again  noooo:

 happy100

Was it the banana cocktails ?????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2009, 08:14:32 PM
I am just emerging from last night's hangover. Never again  noooo:

 happy100

Was it the banana cocktails ?????
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 21, 2009, 08:21:42 PM

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 21, 2009, 08:31:26 PM

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Four kilos of bananas = £5.50

Mrs Nick's reaction = Priceless  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2009, 08:32:42 PM

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Carmina Banana?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 21, 2009, 08:37:15 PM

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Carmina Banana?

 drumroll: drumroll:  Yay!

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 09:36:11 AM
We topped up again last night  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2009, 10:26:39 AM
We topped up again last night  surrender:
What happened to:

Quote from: Nick
never again
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 10:59:36 AM
It seemed like a good idea at the time  eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 01:23:38 PM
Last weekend in February, oh deepjoy ... the fraction 3/23 has landed  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 22, 2009, 01:34:38 PM
Thank goodness for that - when it's officially Spring ??????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 02:38:40 PM
We topped up again last night  surrender:
Not more bananas?  noooo:

Still, with all that Zinc you'll never go rusty....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 02:42:35 PM
Well they have gone home now. Miracle we are all still alive, really  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 22, 2009, 02:44:30 PM
Do you feel like an elephant has trod on your head  happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 02:47:47 PM
I fee llike an elephant has trod on all of me  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 02:53:09 PM
Boozey lot were they, the guests?   Not like us?  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 02:54:13 PM
They were bad bad bad boys  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 02:58:00 PM
They were bad bad bad boys  noooo:
Not like us at all then...?  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 03:00:20 PM
Plink... plink...

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 angel1

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 03:03:21 PM
Plink... plink...

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 angel1


Plink, plink, Steradent...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 03:14:56 PM
 doh:

Well if Steradent cures Nick's hangover   Shrugs:   I was thinking more Alka Seltzer.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 22, 2009, 03:15:49 PM
Boozey lot were they, the guests?   Not like us?  angel1

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
 redface:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 03:23:27 PM
We were all up talking till 2 this morning, even Mrs Nick.

This morning no one had a clue what we had been talking about  rubschin:

The Boy complained that whatever it was involved a lot of shouting  noooo:

We have just been counting the number of empty wine bottles in the kitchen  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 03:26:44 PM
We were all up talking till 2 this morning, even Mrs Nick.

This morning no one had a clue what we had been talking about  rubschin:

The Boy complained that whatever it was involved a lot of shouting  noooo:

We have just been counting the number of empty wine bottles in the kitchen  redface:
Did you have to take your shoes and socks off then...?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 03:33:31 PM
That would have involved bending over, so no
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 03:49:45 PM
Can I interest anyone in a glass of wine?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 03:50:47 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 04:02:30 PM
Can I interest anyone in a glass of wine?

My Radio has just informed me it's time for Choral Evensong ... so, in that case, Yes  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 04:04:31 PM
I may join you!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 04:13:14 PM
Oh excellent red or white folks? By that I do not mean that folks are red or white although some may be, come to think of it there was a red and white teenager in Wales this week, I was going to day in Barry but that would have been somehow bad and wrong, I digress, what I mean is red or white wine....... confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 04:14:10 PM
Hair of the Hound  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 04:16:16 PM
White here... it'll go with the Fish ... (see Restaurant)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 04:17:23 PM
Bad Boy Number 1 runs a restaraunt. He brought 2 cases of red, we seem to have some left  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 22, 2009, 04:22:15 PM
Oh excellent red or white folks? By that I do not mean that folks are red or white although some may be, come to think of it there was a red and white teenager in Wales this week, I was going to day in Barry but that would have been somehow bad and wrong, I digress, what I mean is red or white wine....... confused:

I'm on detox so can I have Rose please (I can't put the symbol over the 'e'  evil: )
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 04:24:45 PM
The head bandage symbol?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 04:25:23 PM
White red and Rose it is then, I can't put the thing over the e either Miss D.

We could all just rock up at Nicks and help him out with his leftovers.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 04:28:16 PM
Oh excellent red or white folks? By that I do not mean that folks are red or white although some may be, come to think of it there was a red and white teenager in Wales this week, I was going to day in Barry but that would have been somehow bad and wrong, I digress, what I mean is red or white wine....... confused:

I'm on detox so can I have Rosé please (I can put the symbol over the 'e'   cloud9:)

Fixed that for you  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 22, 2009, 04:30:06 PM
Flash bastard    sod lol:  lol:  lol:

But thank you  worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
I have a feeling that I should be on detox or but just can't be arsed.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 04:35:00 PM
It's wine o'clock!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 04:39:38 PM
It's wine o'clock!

Except in DS land ... where it's twine o'clock!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 04:40:14 PM
Turnip Potcheen?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 04:45:25 PM
Hair of the Hound  rubschin:

Or Hare of the dog?
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 05:15:19 PM
Can I have red, white and rosé…?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:17:20 PM
NO
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 05:19:09 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 05:19:40 PM
yes, why not like...?  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:19:50 PM
Attend to your PMs

Her, not you!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 05:21:56 PM
Attend to your PMs

Her, not you!
I don't have any PMs...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2009, 05:22:35 PM
I have joined you with a glass of red.

Peter Ustinov is burning Rome on TV (Quo Vadis) and I've just checked my day's bets on the horses (up £120)  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 05:25:55 PM
Attend to your PMs

Her, not you!
I don't have any PMs...  sad24:


Ha next you will be telling us that you don't have stomach cramps and mood swings. noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 05:26:40 PM
I have joined you with a glass of red.

Peter Ustinov is burning Rome on TV (Quo Vadis) and I've just checked my day's bets on the horses (up £120)  happy088

 happy088   Well done!   Mine's a large one....


<snigger>

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 05:27:20 PM
Attend to your PMs

Her, not you!
I don't have any PMs...  sad24:


Ha next you will be telling us that you don't have stomach cramps and mood swings. noooo:


No, just a headache....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 05:29:11 PM
Umm that wouldn't be anything to do with mixing red white and rose wine now would it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2009, 05:29:32 PM
I have joined you with a glass of red.

Peter Ustinov is burning Rome on TV (Quo Vadis) and I've just checked my day's bets on the horses (up £120)  happy088

 happy088   Well done!   Mine's a large one....


<snigger>



 eeek:

Have you seen the prices in this bar?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 05:31:26 PM
Umm that wouldn't be anything to do with mixing red white and rose wine now would it?
Um... I have been drinking... er, red, white and, um rose like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
Eat a goat, it will settle your stomach
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 05:35:00 PM
I have joined you with a glass of red.

Peter Ustinov is burning Rome on TV (Quo Vadis) and I've just checked my day's bets on the horses (up £120)  happy088

 happy088   Well done!   Mine's a large one....


<snigger>



 eeek:

Have you seen the prices in this bar?

I know, they haven't really taken on board "quantitave easing" as the rest of us have...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 05:36:36 PM
Eat a goat, it will settle your stomach
I did earlier...  before all the wine like....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 05:43:07 PM
Umm goat curry....

Did you de-fur/hair it befor consumption?  If not fur balls will be a problem later you mark my words. ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 05:59:09 PM
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: scared2: sick2: sick2: eeek: eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 22, 2009, 06:12:06 PM




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As opposed to



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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2009, 06:37:24 PM
 eeek:

bm?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 22, 2009, 07:43:33 PM
Erm...ten pints or so today, feeling a tad jaded, kebab  being shovelled through my gob. Sleepy-byes soon... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2009, 08:20:53 PM
eeek:

bm?
Goat is like sheep like...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 12:45:28 PM
Quiet in here today

 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 12:47:03 PM
Quiet in here today

 tunble:
Indeed... it is like pulling teeth...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2009, 12:53:59 PM
I have been tinkering with the Triumph. I am now covered in engine oil  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 12:55:01 PM
I have been tinkering with the Triumph. I am now covered in engine oil  noooo:
I am painting and am covered in paint...  noooo:

Nick...?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 23, 2009, 12:55:14 PM
I am fed up  and supping quietly in the corner cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
I have been e mailing people and sorting out some of Mrs Nick's problems  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 12:57:46 PM
I have been e mailing people and sorting out some of Mrs Nick's problems  noooo:
So you are covered in what...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 12:58:10 PM
I am fed up  and supping quietly in the corner cry:
Are you covered in fed then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 01:00:09 PM
I have been e mailing people and sorting out some of Mrs Nick's problems  noooo:
So you are covered in what...?  Shrugs:

Dust
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 23, 2009, 01:24:50 PM
I have been looking for jobs and filling out my form for the Jobcentre visit this afternoon.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2009, 01:30:39 PM
Not rubbing it in tel but I've been working.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 01:44:55 PM
I've been painting - have I mentioned it...?  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 23, 2009, 02:39:15 PM
Not rubbing it in tel but I've been working.



No worries, I am not the only one in this boat, or is it sinking ship?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2009, 03:02:18 PM
Work stuff ...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:24:57 PM
Work stuff ...  surrender:
happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 03:29:32 PM
Finished painting yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:31:26 PM
Finished painting yet?
No...  redface:

But I will tomorrow!  cloud9:

Finished the 'edging' today and just get my trusty PaintPod in action tomorrow for a couple of coats... Bish-Bosh job's a goodun as we say in Cyprus like....  redface:

Have you finished your stuff then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 03:32:26 PM
Quote
No... 

But I will tomorrow! 

















 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:33:49 PM
Quote
No... 

But I will tomorrow! 

















 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
I bloody will!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 23, 2009, 03:34:04 PM
Finished painting yet?


It would seem not as the paint that he is trying to paint on is pulling the other paint off, if you see what I mean redface:  The walls are now bare of paint and a lovely shade of damp plaster! noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 03:34:39 PM
LL has a great deal to put up with  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:35:13 PM
Finished painting yet?


It would seem not as the paint that he is trying to paint on is pulling the other paint off, if you see what I mean redface:  The walls are now bare of paint and a lovely shade of damp plaster! noooo:
They bloody aren't!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 03:38:24 PM
I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I hava advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin: I fear she may not understand
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 23, 2009, 03:39:26 PM
Picture proof?  Thought that you said that the watered down paint from last time was sticking to the paint brush. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:40:57 PM
I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I hava advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin: I fear she may not understand
Could you type that again in English please...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 03:42:49 PM
I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I hava advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin: I fear she may not understand
Could you type that again in English please...?  noooo:

Certainly

I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I have advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin:  I fear she may not understand
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:44:56 PM
I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I hava advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin: I fear she may not understand
Could you type that again in English please...?  noooo:

Certainly

I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I have advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin:  I fear she may not understand

 noooo:

Once more with feeling....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 03:49:14 PM
I am surrounded by idiots
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 23, 2009, 03:49:26 PM
I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I hava advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin: I fear she may not understand
Could you type that again in English please...?  noooo:

Certainly

I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I have advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin:  I fear she may not understand

 noooo:

Once more with feeling....  whistle:


I never get emails like that. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:51:11 PM
I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I hava advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin: I fear she may not understand
Could you type that again in English please...?  noooo:

Certainly

I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'.  I have advisedher that this may be too exciting for her.  eveilgrin:  I fear she may not understand

 noooo:

Once more with feeling....  whistle:


I never get emails like that. sad24:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 23, 2009, 03:51:40 PM
I am surrounded by idiots

Are you in some sort of Emperor penguin Artic winter huddle there?  I do believe if you all shuffle about a bit you will eventually be on the outside looking in...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:52:15 PM
I am surrounded by idiots
I have no idea what you are on about... an e-mail from some Miss Whiplash or something...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 03:53:21 PM
No she is an administrator in a government department. It is possible that she also moonlights as you suggest. Should I ask her?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:54:55 PM
No she is an administrator in a government department. It is possible that she also moonlights as you suggest. Should I ask her?
Why not... send your request in English tho....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 03:57:02 PM
She meant bear.


Oh I give up
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 03:58:17 PM
I am surrounded by idiots

Are you in some sort of Emperor penguin Artic winter huddle there?  I do believe if you all shuffle about a bit you will eventually be on the outside looking in...

It feels like that in here sometimes  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 03:59:41 PM
She meant bear.


Oh I give up
I gave up 55 minutes ago... at wine o'clock like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 23, 2009, 04:00:08 PM
NIck .. Weknowa what you meant itis the lack of space bar use and the inability to LIft your finger off the caps lock that defeats us from timeato time
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 04:01:25 PM
NIck .. Weknowa what you meant itis the lack of space bar use and the inability to LIft your finger off the caps lock that defeats us from timeato time
IAGreeLIKe...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 04:01:52 PM
ThespacebaronthismachineisfaultyasaresultofTheBoyusingittoomuchonwhichtoplaygameswhichinvolve overfrequentuseofsaidspacebarOK?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 04:03:35 PM
ThespacebaronthismachineisfaultyasaresultofTheBoyusingittoomuchonwhichtoplaygameswhichinvolve overfrequentuseofsaidspacebarOK?
Whatever...  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2009, 05:07:03 PM
I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'. 
She meant bear.

Some of us did understand.  ::)

I hope you replied that as a result of her positive response you will keep her on your flies.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 23, 2009, 05:09:16 PM
I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'. 
She meant bear.

Some of us did understand.  ::)

I hope you replied that as a result of her positive response you will keep her on your flies.
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 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 05:10:18 PM
I have just had an email from a young lady in London who informs me that she will 'bare me in mind'. 
She meant bear.

Some of us did understand.  ::)

I hope you replied that as a result of her positive response you will keep her on your flies.
happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 06:07:14 PM
She hasn't replied yet. I imagine she is busty
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2009, 06:08:39 PM
She hasn't replied yet. I imagine she is busty
I'm sure (  @  Y  @  )  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 06:10:25 PM
Unlike some folks we could mention (cough)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2009, 06:49:48 PM
She hasn't replied yet. I imagine she is busty

Very likely.

Busy Governemnt mandarins can often spend their entire day with their fingers in several dykes.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2009, 07:09:21 PM
I met her once. She has a large arras
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2009, 07:18:46 PM
I met her once. She has a large arras

Huge I'm sure, and index-licked.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 24, 2009, 10:30:13 AM
This thread is getting more like an episode of "Round the Horne" than ever.  lol:


I await the arrival of Julian and Sandy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 24, 2009, 10:33:30 AM
I have a task to do today; it's called bank reconciliations ...  evil:  It is an oxymoron  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2009, 11:07:32 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2009, 01:59:09 PM
This thread is getting more like an episode of "Round the Horne" than ever.  lol:


I await the arrival of Julian and Sandy

Do dogs have a vada worth ekeing though?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2009, 01:59:51 PM
Kenneth Horne. Bad boy  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2009, 02:01:12 PM
Kenneth Horne. Bad boy  noooo:
He was one of my great heroes.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2009, 02:02:33 PM
Have you read his biog  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 24, 2009, 02:04:28 PM
You may have noticed the ads at the top of each page ~ One features recordings of old radio programmes including The Navy Lark, Round the Horne and Hancock's Half Hour ~ I have odrered all three. They come 130 episodes to a diwsc (MP3 discs of course to get so much onto) but I am assured my Vista PC will cope with these. Part of "The Botys'" education I feel. SWWLTBO may not agree.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 24, 2009, 02:04:59 PM
Have you read his biog  noooo:

No! Any good? ~ I assume a shirtlifter revealed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2009, 02:07:26 PM
Bad biog, but only because he burnt all diaries and personal correspondence. Shacked up with his mistress in Sussex while being family man in London. Familiar tale.

Most oddly, he had a full time job all the time. Head of Marketing for Duplex (?) Safety Glass. He only turned into the Horne we all know when he left the office at 6
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 24, 2009, 02:08:59 PM
Ah ~ so he was too smart for the b@st@rds that would have made money out of his name. I admire that.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2009, 06:18:56 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Round-Mr-Horne-Life-Kenneth/dp/1845131231/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1235499484&sr=1-2 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Round-Mr-Horne-Life-Kenneth/dp/1845131231/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1235499484&sr=1-2)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 24, 2009, 06:21:10 PM
Quote
1 new from £87.95
   eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2009, 06:23:10 PM
I have a copy  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 24, 2009, 06:40:39 PM
A copy? So not an original then?    point:

Seriously, it was £87.95?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2009, 07:07:04 PM
First editon  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 24, 2009, 07:54:42 PM
Complete with Hobnob crumbs no doubt.
£1.89 New Paperback edition ~ That'll do nicely for me  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2009, 09:30:38 PM
Crap book  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 07:46:00 AM
"A Crap BooK" ...... For 87 quid?  eeek:
What is it then ~ another heirloom?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2009, 07:48:27 AM
I bought it for the cover price at the time. It must be rare or summat
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2009, 07:50:54 AM
FFS don't tell Growler ~ He'll have a fit.



Where is he anyway?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2009, 08:05:56 AM
It was 11.99. Dunno where he is
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2009, 08:09:06 AM
FFS don't tell Growler ~ He'll have a fit.



Where is he anyway?
Shrugs:

Up his 'ill perhaps...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2009, 08:21:29 AM
Or gone to his swamp
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 08:02:59 AM
Well, I wondered why there was a TV crew here half of yesterday. We have had an MURDER  eeek: Here. In the Village  eeek:  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 08:09:57 AM
Who , when , how ????????

That's it now - it will be like Midsomer Murders every week   noooo:




Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 08:20:32 AM

I vaguely knew him
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 08:49:31 AM
Are you sure that you want anyone who reads this thread to know where you live?
You might like to consider deleting the BBC link.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 08:56:29 AM
Great minds!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 08:58:01 AM
Great minds!!
And you have an alibi do you...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 09:00:04 AM
I am innocent  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 09:02:24 AM
I am innocent  angel1
Of course... you can rely on us to day that you were here nursing a pint all day like...  ;)












 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 09:15:54 AM
I am innocent  angel1
Of course... you can rely on us to day that you were here nursing a pint all day like...  ;)












 char048




Painting is finished then BM?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 09:17:33 AM

I vaguely knew him

Nick, are you not vague about everyone you know though?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 09:19:02 AM
I am innocent  angel1
Of course... you can rely on us to day that you were here nursing a pint all day like...  ;)












 char048




Painting is finished then BM?  whistle:
All finished thanks you!  cloud9:

I am tasked with cleaning the detritus from the garage that has resulted from the decorating... then Operation Shower starts next week...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 09:22:24 AM
Quote
then Operation Shower starts next week... 


and will be completed by late 2015
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 09:24:08 AM
I am innocent  angel1
Of course... you can rely on us to day that you were here nursing a pint all day like...  ;)












 char048




Painting is finished then BM?  whistle:
All finished thanks you!  cloud9:

I am tasked with cleaning the detritus from the garage that has resulted from the decorating... then Operation Shower starts next week...  whistle:

So are you looking forward to having running water at last?

Is there a time scale planned or is it an open ended thing, as it were, have you got all the bits?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 09:26:03 AM
I am innocent  angel1
Of course... you can rely on us to day that you were here nursing a pint all day like...  ;)












 char048




Painting is finished then BM?  whistle:
All finished thanks you!  cloud9:

I am tasked with cleaning the detritus from the garage that has resulted from the decorating... then Operation Shower starts next week...  whistle:

So are you looking forward to having running water at last?

Is there a time scale planned or is it an open ended thing, as it were, have you got all the bits?
I will buy the bits next week and it will be finished in time to be included in Miss D's Travelblog (page 394 to be precise)....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 09:32:01 AM
That'll be right - Miss D received a token for the duration of her stay entitling her to 1 shower. This could only occur when it was raining  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 26, 2009, 09:35:54 AM
That'll be right - Miss D received a token for the duration of her stay entitling her to 1 shower. This could only occur when it was raining  ::)

Soooo you got one token for the privilege of being able to stand in the rain soaping your self down?

Where was BM when this occurred? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 26, 2009, 09:39:26 AM
Inside cooking the chips of course ... lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2009, 04:54:13 PM
That'll be right - Miss D received a token for the duration of her stay entitling her to 1 shower. This could only occur when it was raining  ::)

Soooo you got one token for the privilege of being able to stand in the rain soaping your self down?

Where was BM when this occurred? whistle:

Holding the camcorder.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 07, 2009, 11:56:39 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2009, 12:56:41 PM
I've been recovering like...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 01:13:43 PM
Been out shopping - it's the only way to recover  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2009, 02:10:11 PM
I've been recovering like...  surrender:

I've told you before ~ Self inflicted wounds earn no praise or medals  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 02:26:06 PM
If only I was as learned as you  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2009, 02:33:27 PM
I've been recovering like...  surrender:

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2009, 02:59:12 PM
I've been recovering like...  surrender:

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
That helps...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2009, 02:40:25 PM
Well this has been a waste of €2...  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 02:42:31 PM
You didn't pay 2 whole Euros to connect to the Wifi on a Sunday Lunchtime when we are all either eating, down the real pub or watching MotD did you?  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2009, 02:43:17 PM
You didn't pay 2 whole Euros to connect to the Wifi on a Sunday Lunchtime when we are all either eating, down the real pub or watching MotD did you?  whacky115
No, of course not...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 02:45:03 PM
Twat!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2009, 02:46:00 PM
Twat!  point:
I'm bored tho...  sad24:

i paid about €20 for yesterday's The Times...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 02:49:14 PM
Oh for heaven's sake ~ how long until you board?


When I used to fly I always spent the time getting pissed in order to be able to sleep through the flight.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2009, 04:47:32 PM
Quiet day really...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 04:58:02 PM
BM is so nosey he is forking out cash to read the board AND actually flying over!! eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 05:11:26 PM
Quiet day really...  whistle:

 evil:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 05:51:48 PM
You 2 should get your story straight  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 05:52:27 PM

You 2 should get your story straight  point:

Daffs was it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 05:58:17 PM

You 2 should get your story straight  point:

Daffs was it?

There is no story Nicholas -  noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2009, 05:59:34 PM

You 2 should get your story straight  point:

Daffs was it?

Straight to the bar... frequently  whistle:

NO FLOWERS!  OK?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2009, 06:00:13 PM
Tsk  noooo:

Chocs?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 06:01:38 PM
Nuffink alright  8)


Food & drink,  that was plenty and sufficient  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 07:25:34 AM
I am here...  cloud9:

So, no flowers or chocs then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 09:21:58 AM
I am here...  cloud9:

So, no flowers or chocs then...?  rubschin:

12 Red roses - £24
1kg Hand made Belgian Chocolates - £45
1 Rohypnol tablet - £5

These are recessive times you know.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2009, 09:24:45 AM
I don't think she spiked his drink (s), did she?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 09:40:09 AM
When he finally wakes up he'll be able to defend my honour  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 09, 2009, 10:57:28 AM
When he finally wakes up he'll be able to defend my honour  lol:

From what?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 11:21:27 AM
Fair point  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 09, 2009, 11:57:03 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
Woken up?  eeek:  I was up at 6 and out in Hertfordshire by 8 ... werk, like. Only just got back  cloud9:

Anyhoo, no one spiked anything as far as I recall  angel1   A very pleasant and civilised Sunday lunch ... hic
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2009, 07:19:53 AM
The Breakfast Club is a bit thin on the ground  tunble:

Whose turn is it to bring the croissants and OJ ???????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2009, 07:25:56 AM
Tea... bring tea...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 10, 2009, 03:51:52 PM
 tunble:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2009, 04:10:51 PM
Tag rugby  noooo:

Mud  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 10, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
Didn't know you played.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2009, 04:15:03 PM
The Boy. Washing  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 10, 2009, 04:23:15 PM
Just hose him down.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 10, 2009, 05:51:48 PM
 tunble:

I'll just help myself then.  On the tab, of course  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2009, 06:02:29 PM
BM is away  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 10, 2009, 06:14:49 PM
With the fairies? 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2009, 09:42:35 AM
 tunble:  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 14, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
tunble:  evil:

They'll all be in the beer  lol: garden talkin' shite, seeing as spring appears to have sprung at last. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 14, 2009, 01:16:25 PM
The garden is calling but I'm ignoring it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2009, 01:39:25 PM
The garden is calling but I'm ignoring it.
Good man Uncle!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2009, 02:52:02 PM
Been busy with visitors, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 11:36:24 AM
Bloody quiet in here today... I thought the Free Drinks promotion would have brought more in...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 11:38:30 AM
Did someone mention free drinks?

Here I am.

Been very busy ~ still on my own, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 11:40:00 AM
Yes... we have hot or cold water...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 20, 2009, 11:40:45 AM
Unlike your shower will have... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 11:43:07 AM
Unlike your shower will have... whistle:
Christ, mention free drinks and everybody turns up...  ;D

Do you have some keyword search thingy running on your PC all the time...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 11:51:04 AM
I have been werking, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 12:06:13 PM
I have been werking, like
Of course...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 12:07:09 PM
And sending out invoices  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 12:07:20 PM
I have been in a meeting -  angry041:

But now I hear there are free drinks......perched on the bar stool and awaiting service please  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 12:08:06 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 12:09:00 PM
shutup:
Tsk, tsk... filthy mind...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2009, 12:09:59 PM
Will somebody fill my ashtray with best bitter please?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 12:10:49 PM
Wait your turn - takes ages to get a drink in here  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 12:11:44 PM
Wait your turn - takes ages to get a drink in here  noooo:
I'm going as fast as I can... bloody Bar Wench has let me down again...  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 12:12:00 PM
The plumbing is gubbed  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 12:40:09 PM
Free drinks


WHOO HOO IT'S FRIDAY















OK how do I change the font size?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 12:41:49 PM
The plumbing is gubbed  noooo:

So is mine  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 12:50:42 PM
Free drinks


WHOO HOO IT'S FRIDAY















OK how do I change the font size?

Use the little size change button thingy... it us a capital letter A with an arrow next to it...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 01:26:38 PM
It's even quieter in the "other place"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2009, 01:38:09 PM
Free drinks


WHOO HOO IT'S FRIDAY

OK how do I change the font size?

On the top row find A with an arrow (two way) in a box. It's next to the Red A. Highlite the werds you want to resize and then click on the A arrowed box. This will show you that the font size is usually 10. Increase or decrease the number by changing the digits as you see fit.

I hope this is a little clearer that BM's explanation  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 02:04:53 PM
Ah Ha  Yep that seems to have worked, thank you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2009, 02:16:01 PM
My Pleasure I'm Sure
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 02:25:51 PM
My Pleasure I'm Sure

Now just stop that  you are only showing off evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2009, 02:59:58 PM

Sorry!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Fgx2mu8Yi.jpg&hash=942a9d71295d3bd335b5abdb8028a3f05870bf6e) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 03:40:56 PM
Free drinks


WHOO HOO IT'S FRIDAY

OK how do I change the font size?

On the top row find A with an arrow (two way) in a box. It's next to the Red A. Highlite the werds you want to resize and then click on the A arrowed box. This will show you that the font size is usually 10. Increase or decrease the number by changing the digits as you see fit.

I hope this is a little clearer that BM's explanation  ::)
I'm sure my explanation was perfectly adequate!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 05:09:51 PM
Five Wine o'clock I see  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:11:10 PM
Seems we're all on the same wavelength this evening  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 05:13:29 PM
I've been on the collapso for several hours...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:14:14 PM
But you do have a 2 hour advantage  whistle:

We'll catch up though  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 05:14:51 PM
CollapsoFM ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 05:16:55 PM
But you do have a 2 hour advantage  whistle:

We'll catch up though  lol:
Indeed...

When you put it like that I am practically teetotal...  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:21:53 PM
CollapsoFM ?

Tuning in as we speak  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 05:22:25 PM
When I get home at 7pm I shall be raiding the winebox with a vengeance. This week has been  Angry9: Banghead cussing: 

 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:23:49 PM
 happy100

I'll raise a glass with you
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 05:24:18 PM
We have been in our house 10 years today.  COLLAPSO! (Sod Mrs Nick's Lenten abstemiousness)  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 05:29:16 PM
We have been in our house 10 years today.  COLLAPSO! (Sod Mrs Nick's Lenten abstemiousness)  cussing:

 eeek:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 05:30:52 PM
SHe is Catholic. SHe gives up WINE for lent. Cunning Catholics  eveilgrin: She will drink cider, champagne, whisky, sherry, anything!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 05:34:38 PM
I think the word is abstention  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:36:09 PM
Oh a Pedant Fight

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 05:38:56 PM
We have been in our house 10 years today.  COLLAPSO! (Sod Mrs Nick's Lenten abstemiousness)  cussing:
Is it wise to mention house and collapso in the same paragraph...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 05:40:19 PM
Oh a Pedant Fight

 Popcorn:

 lol: lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 07:02:45 PM
 evil:

Clearly Pastis has some sort of Catholic affliction  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 20, 2009, 07:06:01 PM
evil:

Clearly Pastis has some sort of Catholic affliction  whistle:

The only good Roman Catholic (who has chosen to be so) is dead one  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 07:14:40 PM
evil:

Clearly Pastis has some sort of Catholic affliction  whistle:

Don't know about affliction but I've seen a couple bouncing from benders to abstention, from hedonism to confession and end up in misery HQ  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 08:04:23 PM
Oh, those two  razz:. They enjoyed a good whipping!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 04:08:48 AM
Quiet this morning like...  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 21, 2009, 05:52:21 AM
I wonder why?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 06:15:54 AM
Because the others aren't as keen as us...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 08:40:44 AM
 noooo: Because I took a sleeping pill
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 08:47:19 AM
noooo: Because I took a sleeping pill
And which side did you alight from today...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 08:50:02 AM
The same side from which I always alight ie the one that leads to the floor and thence the door. I have no desire to clamber over another bed to find myself having to walk round both beds to get out of the room and onto the landing and thence the bathroom ~ OK?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 08:52:04 AM
The same side from which I always alight ie the one that leads to the floor and thence the door. I have no desire to clamber over another bed to find myself having to walk round both beds to get out of the room and onto the landing and thence the bathroom ~ OK?
Oh dear...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 09:24:58 AM
 tunble:

Well if that's it I'll p*ss off and find something else to do.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 21, 2009, 10:20:33 AM
tunble:

Well if that's it I'll p*ss off and find something else to do.

You sound in a shit mood too. Catching in'it?  rubschin:

P'raps we could exchange 'notes'?  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 10:27:20 AM
tunble:

Well if that's it I'll p*ss off and find something else to do.

You sound in a shit mood too. Catching in'it?  rubschin:

P'raps we could exchange 'notes'?  cussing:
He got out of the wrong side of the bed again...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 11:04:08 AM
tunble:

Well if that's it I'll p*ss off and find something else to do.

You sound in a shit mood too. Catching in'it?  rubschin:

P'raps we could exchange 'notes'?  cussing:
He got out of the wrong side of the bed again...  noooo:

Stop being tiresome ~ I get out of the same side of the same bed every morning. It is the only side that I can get out.


No Growler I am not in shit mood ~ I am in my usual mood, given that SWWLTBO (Which she might be if she ever had a sensible idea in her head) has pissed off out to college leaving me with three children who want to be entertained and me with a shed load of work to do.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 11:06:01 AM
 scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 21, 2009, 11:34:32 AM
tunble:

Well if that's it I'll p*ss off and find something else to do.

You sound in a shit mood too. Catching in'it?  rubschin:

P'raps we could exchange 'notes'?  cussing:
He got out of the wrong side of the bed again...  noooo:

Stop being tiresome ~ I get out of the same side of the same bed every morning. It is the only side that I can get out.



Who? BM? Tiresome?

Never. ::)

My ed's banging, Mrs G has gone to werk, mini moose is on her DoE awards hike/camp with a 40 ton weight on her back....god help our ears tomorrow night  ::)...and Growler jnr is currently watching MORE Top Gear repeats and is in a generally bad mood.

I need to escape. Me 'ill beckons.  cloud9:
Might take me cooker and do a full fry up in the car park. Might take some CAKE with me too. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 03:00:18 PM
Lemon Drizzle  rubschin:

Have you been to the docs yet ? Sorry to nag but today your head is hurting the other day you ran out of stream - we need you working on full piss boiling power !!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2009, 03:42:24 PM
He is banned from the doctors since he complained, like  noooo:

He has to do all his own operations and everything
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 03:45:35 PM
Rambo  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 05:48:33 AM
 tunble: Nobody around I see.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 22, 2009, 06:52:49 AM
Still quiet Snoopy. Just me, along with the chaffinches, bullfinches, blue tits, coal tits, goldfinches and Woody at the mo. To quote Growler, "sweet"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:53:45 AM
I didn't get to bed 'til 4am... I'm knackered like...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 08:58:48 AM
I didn't get to bed 'til 4am... I'm knackered like...  surrender:

Awwwww, bless. happy100

Mrs BM had you up all night....decorating like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 09:00:13 AM
I didn't get to bed 'til 4am... I'm knackered like...  surrender:

Awwwww, bless. happy100

Mrs BM had you up all night....decorating like?
Nah, I dumped her at Larnaca airport at about 02:30...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 09:04:20 AM
Which tit said the clocks change this weekend? They change on 30th March ~ NEXT WEEKEND!











The Guilty Party:
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 09:07:56 AM
Which tit said the clocks change this weekend? They change on 30th March ~ NEXT WEEKEND!











The Guilty Party:
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Yes, luckily I'd worked that out... It seemed odd to do it before the month-end...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 09:08:24 AM
Which tit said the clocks change this weekend? They change on 30th March ~ NEXT WEEKEND!

Dunno. Which?

TBQATH, I for the life of do NOT understand why they didn't change today, being the first Spring weekend like. ::)
 In fact, WHY don't they change back in February? In fact WHY don't they just leave the bastatds alone in the first place, meddlling messin bloody munting arse wipes. cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 09:11:01 AM
Which tit said the clocks change this weekend? They change on 30th March ~ NEXT WEEKEND!

Dunno. Which?

TBQATH, I for the life of do NOT understand why they didn't change today, being the first Spring weekend like. ::)
 In fact, WHY don't they change back in February? In fact WHY don't they just leave the bastatds alone in the first place, meddlling messin bloody munting arse wipes. cussing:



I'm so pleased to see that the refreshingly tolerant Growler has returned to his old habits
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 09:18:14 AM
Which tit said the clocks change this weekend? They change on 30th March ~ NEXT WEEKEND!

Dunno. Which?

TBQATH, I for the life of do NOT understand why they didn't change today, being the first Spring weekend like. ::)
 In fact, WHY don't they change back in February? In fact WHY don't they just leave the bastatds alone in the first place, meddlling messin bloody munting arse wipes. cussing:



I'm so pleased to see that the refreshingly tolerant Growler has returned to his old habits

I can't have a little growl in here about ANYTHING without being accused of being intolerant or bad tempered can I?
What's the point I sometimes ask meself?
 It's like pissing into the wind. Dunno why I bother tbqath. noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
Which tit said the clocks change this weekend? They change on 30th March ~ NEXT WEEKEND!

Dunno. Which?

TBQATH, I for the life of do NOT understand why they didn't change today, being the first Spring weekend like. ::)
 In fact, WHY don't they change back in February? In fact WHY don't they just leave the bastatds alone in the first place, meddlling messin bloody munting arse wipes. cussing:



I'm so pleased to see that the refreshingly tolerant Growler has returned to his old habits

I can't have a little growl in here about ANYTHING without being accused of being intolerant or bad tempered can I?
What's the point I sometimes ask meself?
 It's like pissing into the wind. Dunno why I bother tbqath. noooo:



Not at all you silly old bear ~ I am just pleased to see we no longer have to walk as if on eggshells ~ now that your hibernation is over and you are indeed growling again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 09:56:26 AM
Which tit said the clocks change this weekend? They change on 30th March ~ NEXT WEEKEND!

Dunno. Which?

TBQATH, I for the life of do NOT understand why they didn't change today, being the first Spring weekend like. ::)
 In fact, WHY don't they change back in February? In fact WHY don't they just leave the bastatds alone in the first place, meddlling messin bloody munting arse wipes. cussing:



I'm so pleased to see that the refreshingly tolerant Growler has returned to his old habits

I can't have a little growl in here about ANYTHING without being accused of being intolerant or bad tempered can I?
What's the point I sometimes ask meself?
 It's like pissing into the wind. Dunno why I bother tbqath. noooo:



Not at all you silly old bear ~ I am just pleased to see we no longer have to walk as if on eggshells ~ now that your hibernation is over and you are indeed growling again.

You don't have to walk as if on on eggshells for me Snoops. If I piss you off just say so....the others do. ::)
 I may not like what's said sometimes, but I'm big enough to take it, especially in the knowledge that no one really knows what I'm REALLY like seeing as they haven't met me...apart from you and Nick of course.
If I'm really hacked off, then it's best to say nowt sometimes. Saying nothing and keeping quiet can sometimes speak a thousand words. ;)
I'm just a bit of a snarler really, and like to get irritaions off me chest rather than bottle it all up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 09:57:26 AM
 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 10:03:31 AM
happy088

Even you and Nick don't really know me tbqath. I have got a bit of a reputation for being a bit grumpy sometimes though, yes.
That can in the main be attributed to this bastard illness I've been iunfortunate to inherit from somewhere or more likely from my stupidty for brushing aside safety stuff back in the 80's, and of course having to work amongst the pirahana's of the motor trade all day long. They really do get my bladder inflamed, as does this illness that I have constant ongoing internal mental battles and erruptions with.

I WILL NOT be defeated by it. OK? Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 10:29:21 AM
Fine by me ~ I feel much the same about my own health.

As for not really knowing you ~ none of us know anything more about anyone here other that what they are prepared to share of themselves ~ that's why we are here. It's safer than real life and friendships here are unlikely to cost you the earth, emotionally or financially.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 10:31:01 AM
Though mentally - that's a completely different story   whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 10:39:36 AM
Though mentally - that's a completely different story   whistle:



It's very interesting and intriguing stuff though, you know, how you can assume and imagine in your own mind what someone  is like by just reading stuff that they say.
Take Nick for instance...ok, don't...but he is probably just as you'd imagine him to be.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 10:41:43 AM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 10:43:31 AM
And Mrs Nick?

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 10:47:45 AM
Really dunno what all the fuss is about tbqath?
She just keeps out of the way when I'm around.

P'raps she thinks I'm odd or summat? P'raps she's right....dunno, don't care. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 10:49:39 AM
Mrs Snoopy was delightful when I met her a few weeks ago btw.
Give her a snog from me...for muthers day like.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 10:52:38 AM
It's very interesting and intriguing stuff though, you know, how you can assume and imagine in your own mind what someone  is like by just reading stuff that they say.
Take Nick for instance...ok, don't...but he is probably just as you'd imagine him to be.  eeek:

Having met one or two people from here they were not far off what I had imagined to be honest - or too different from their VP persona. Haven't got a clue if they thought the same though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 10:55:26 AM
Mrs Snoopy was delightful when I met her a few weeks ago btw.
Give her a snog from me...for muthers day like.  cloud9:

After 20 odd years I'd rather not but do feel free. She doesn't bite.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 10:56:12 AM
It's very interesting and intriguing stuff though, you know, how you can assume and imagine in your own mind what someone  is like by just reading stuff that they say.
Take Nick for instance...ok, don't...but he is probably just as you'd imagine him to be.  eeek:

Having met one or two people from here they were not far off what I had imagined to be honest - or too different from their VP persona. Haven't got a clue if they thought the same though  rubschin:

It's pretty hard not to let yourself show through when you are bashing the keyboard at the rate we do.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 11:01:43 AM
It's very interesting and intriguing stuff though, you know, how you can assume and imagine in your own mind what someone  is like by just reading stuff that they say.
Take Nick for instance...ok, don't...but he is probably just as you'd imagine him to be.  eeek:

Having met one or two people from here they were not far off what I had imagined to be honest - or too different from their VP persona. Haven't got a clue if they thought the same though  rubschin:

It's pretty hard not to let yourself show through when you are bashing the keyboard at the rate we do.

Taling of keyboards, this Microsoft cheapo one I purchased 15 months ago is still not showing any signs of the letters wearing out like all previous models have done.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 11:03:21 AM
 rubschin: And I need a new keyboard ..................
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 11:06:49 AM
rubschin: And I need a new keyboard ..................

Microsoft from Maplins. Think it was about a tenner. Sweet as a spring nut. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 11:16:01 AM
Ta ~ I shall get onto that.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 11:29:17 AM
Ta ~ I shall get onto that.

Model RT 2300, wired though.  rubschin:

I've had so much grief with previous models with all the heavily use digits rubbing out quickly, this one has been an inspiration.

Why pay fancy prices for stuff you don't need or use.

Talkin' of which, wonder what sort of fancy pants all singing and dancing hi tech keyboard BM has got ey?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 11:33:08 AM
It's very interesting and intriguing stuff though, you know, how you can assume and imagine in your own mind what someone  is like by just reading stuff that they say.
Take Nick for instance...ok, don't...but he is probably just as you'd imagine him to be.  eeek:

Having met one or two people from here they were not far off what I had imagined to be honest - or too different from their VP persona. Haven't got a clue if they thought the same though  rubschin:

Well anyway. I like you, and I like wot you write and say.
 Giz a snog. Mwwwah!  cloud9:

I don't hold back you know. Life's too short for worryin' about what others think about you. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 11:38:08 AM
Ta ~ I shall get onto that.

Model RT 2300, wired though.  rubschin:

I've had so much grief with previous models with all the heavily use digits rubbing out quickly, this one has been an inspiration.

Why pay fancy prices for stuff you don't need or use.

Talkin' of which, wonder what sort of fancy pants all singing and dancing hi tech keyboard BM has got ey?  lol:

Wired is good ~ I am reliably told from sources outside of this place that the wireless ones eat batteries.

As for BM I imagine he has progressed to one of those fancy gimcracks that you speak to and it types for itself like ~ either that or he is in the cellar talking to himself again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 11:39:28 AM
Ta ~ I shall get onto that.

Model RT 2300, wired though.  rubschin:

I've had so much grief with previous models with all the heavily use digits rubbing out quickly, this one has been an inspiration.

Why pay fancy prices for stuff you don't need or use.

Talkin' of which, wonder what sort of fancy pants all singing and dancing hi tech keyboard BM has got ey?  lol:

Wired is good ~ I am reliably told from sources outside of this place that the wireless ones eat batteries.


Like me mousey does. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 11:40:28 AM
Well anyway. I like you, and I like wot you write and say.
 Giz a snog. Mwwwah!  cloud9:
I don't hold back you know. Life's too short for worryin' about what others think about you. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Watch your paws, your nails haven't been clipped in  a while  ;)

and pass the cake you big softy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 11:41:49 AM
 ::)

It is a Logitech Cordless Desktop EX110 and a Logitech cordless optical mouse...

Contrary to popular belief they don't eat batteries... I've never changed the keyboard ones and the mouse only twice...  ;)

Oh, and I've been using it for a year or so...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 11:44:38 AM
But you are a man of few words ~ some of us have other things to write/type about ~ we don't all spend our time falling off roofs you know. lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 11:47:12 AM
But you are a man of few words ~ some of us have other things to write/type about ~ we don't all spend our time falling off roofs you know. lol:
I don't spend all my time falling off roofs... I also bake lovely bread and install showers....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 11:51:07 AM
But you are a man of few words ~ some of us have other things to write/type about ~ we don't all spend our time falling off roofs you know. lol:
I don't spend all my time falling off roofs... I also bake lovely bread and install showers....  whistle:

Can we get this right? ~ You bung the ingredients into the bread maker and IT does all the work. As for the shower ~ like other DIY tasks you have undertaken there has been much talk but little progress to date. It is worthy of note that every time you start a major project LL leaves the fvcking country. Don't think that detail had escaped our attention.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 11:52:23 AM
But you are a man of few words ~ some of us have other things to write/type about ~ we don't all spend our time falling off roofs you know. lol:
I don't spend all my time falling off roofs... I also bake lovely bread and install showers....  whistle:

Can we get this right? ~ You bung the ingredients into the bread maker and IT does all the work. As for the shower ~ like other DIY tasks you have undertaken there has been much talk but little progress to date. It is worthy of note that every time you start a major project LL leaves the fvcking country. Don't think that detail had escaped our attention.  point:
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 11:56:54 AM
Shake your head all you like ~ where was she when you did a swallow dive off the step ladder into a glass table? Where was she when you demolished the chimney, where is she now whilst you talk about fitting a new shower ~ a new shower which incidentally you said you would fit AFTER decorating because you would not make any mess doing it?


GET A MAN IN! You know it makes sense.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 12:16:32 PM
Shake your head all you like ~ where was she when you did a swallow dive off the step ladder into a glass table? Where was she when you demolished the chimney, where is she now whilst you talk about fitting a new shower ~ a new shower which incidentally you said you would fit AFTER decorating because you would not make any mess doing it?


GET A MAN IN! You know it makes sense.
You do talk a load of old bollocks at times...   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2009, 12:20:52 PM
Well anyway. I like you, and I like wot you write and say.
 Giz a snog. Mwwwah!  cloud9:
I don't hold back you know. Life's too short for worryin' about what others think about you. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Watch your paws, your nails haven't been clipped in  a while  ;)

and pass the cake you big softy


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2009, 05:58:30 PM
So, how is the shower coming along, like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:03:57 PM
So, how is the shower coming along, like?
Most excellent!  cloud9:

I assembled the enclosure today so I could precisely align the tray....

Will get the plumbing bits tomorrow (shops closed Saturday arvo and all day Sunday here) and  get it all joined up like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2009, 06:05:19 PM
What can possibly go wrong?


















 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:06:45 PM
What can possibly go wrong?



 Popcorn:

Just about everything according to Snoopy....  ::)

But quite frankly, NASA need not be involved in the fitting of a shower....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2009, 07:39:59 PM
Quote
Just about everything according to LL.... 

But quite frankly, NASA need not be involved in the fitting of a shower....  I am an expert, like

Whoops .............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 07:41:30 PM
Quote
Just about everything according to LL.... 

But quite frankly, NASA need not be involved in the fitting of a shower....  I am an expert, like

Whoops .............
Hahahahahha! You fucked the quote up!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2009, 12:23:48 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2009, 12:52:10 PM
I'm here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2009, 12:55:01 PM
I'm outta here  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2009, 01:03:49 PM
I'm outta here  lol:
sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2009, 03:05:23 PM
I'm cooking, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2009, 03:13:29 PM
I'm cooking, like
Mushroom, banana, fish and Marmite risotto...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2009, 03:31:31 PM
Yes. I will send you the recipe, like  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2009, 04:15:37 PM
Yes. I will send you the recipe, like  ::)
With pictures please!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:33:28 PM
 tunble:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 07:36:30 PM
howdy   ;D

I'll have a double, no ice please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:39:09 PM
Slice of lemon? From my lemon tree like...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 07:40:03 PM
Hello chaps. Half of mild please.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:40:54 PM
Hello chaps. Half of mild please.
Evening Uncle... Slice of lemon with that?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 07:41:51 PM
Slice of lemon? From my lemon tree like...?  whistle:

Does that cost more  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:42:18 PM
Slice of lemon? From my lemon tree like...?  whistle:

Does that cost more  rubschin:
Nah... I can't give them away....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 07:43:09 PM
of course you can't ~ go on then.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:43:44 PM
of course you can't ~ go on then.

Slice of lemon... and make it a pint eh...?  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 07:44:57 PM
Good God no! I might do something I'd regret, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:46:49 PM
Good God no! I might do something I'd regret, like.
Like what...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 07:48:09 PM
Good God no! I might do something I'd regret, like.
Like what...?  eyes:

Miss D?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:48:44 PM
Good God no! I might do something I'd regret, like.
Like what...?  eyes:

Miss D?
Would you regret it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 07:51:05 PM
Oi - I am here you know  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 07:52:31 PM
I noticed.

Another pint please BM.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 07:52:54 PM
I noticed.

Another pint please BM.

Nothing for the lady ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:53:28 PM
Another pint of mild... with a slice of lemon....  happy088

A little umbrella too perchance...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 07:56:10 PM
Yes please and whatever the lady wants.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:56:48 PM
Yes please and whatever the lady wants.
Oh gawd...  ::)

A Snowball I expec'  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:08:24 PM
Oh no - Advocat is on my list of foods (and drinks) of wrongness  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:09:42 PM
Oh no - Advocat is on my list of foods (and drinks) of wrongness  noooo:
What then... I haven't got all bloody night you know...  ::)

Mothers Ruin prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 08:13:17 PM
Snowball ~ the only alcoholic drink my mother would touch.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 08:14:07 PM
Large Talisker please, and one for the dog.


On me slate like. .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:14:35 PM
Snowball ~ the only alcoholic drink my mother would touch.
Used to be a bastard to make in the pub when I worked behind the bar...  noooo:

A bastard to wash the glasses up too...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:15:22 PM
Large Talisker please, and one for the dog.


On me slate like. .
Slate...? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:16:00 PM
Oh no - Advocat is on my list of foods (and drinks) of wrongness  noooo:
What then... I haven't got all bloody night you know...  ::)

Mothers Ruin prolly...  noooo:


No don't like gin either  redface:

Do you do cocktails ???

If not a large Voddy would go down well  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:17:12 PM
Oh no - Advocat is on my list of foods (and drinks) of wrongness  noooo:
What then... I haven't got all bloody night you know...  ::)

Mothers Ruin prolly...  noooo:


No don't like gin either  redface:

Do you do cocktails ???

If not a large Voddy would go down well  ;)
Cocktails...? I can put a bendy straw and umbrella in stuff...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:26:47 PM
No shaking ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:27:36 PM
No shaking ????
First thing in the mornings after a really heavy sess-

Oh, I see...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2009, 08:33:16 PM
It's a bit busy in here tonight. Pint of bitter please Barman
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:35:12 PM
It's a bit busy in here tonight. Pint of bitter please Barman
Bishops Finger?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2009, 08:44:15 PM
Twill go down a treat, choice earlier today was Green King IPA hand-drawn or GK IPA Smooth
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:48:36 PM
Twill go down a treat, choice earlier today was Green King IPA hand-drawn or GK IPA Smooth
I'm not a fan of Green King...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 04, 2009, 08:51:08 PM
Any lager?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:51:37 PM
The Brewery Company are  evil: to deal with
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:51:49 PM
Any lager?
Tennants Super Lager?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:52:19 PM
Any lager?

Not for you ....empty your bag first - the spillages take ages to get cleared up in here  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 04, 2009, 08:52:35 PM
Any lager?
Tennants Super Lager?  eveilgrin:
Fosters?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:53:12 PM
Any lager?
Tennants Super Lager?  eveilgrin:
Fosters?
Wife Beater?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 04, 2009, 08:54:03 PM
Any lager?

Not for you ....empty your bag first - the spillages take ages to get cleared up in here  lol:
You are a cheeky bugger young lady, lets have some respect for your elders and betters.. and get off my stool!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 04, 2009, 08:54:32 PM
Any lager?
Tennants Super Lager?  eveilgrin:
Fosters?
Wife Beater?
Only on Fridays
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 08:55:51 PM
get off my stool!
sick2:
Good job I still have my wellies on.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 08:56:53 PM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:57:12 PM
Any lager?
Tennants Super Lager?  eveilgrin:
Fosters?
Wife Beater?
Only on Fridays
Here. I poured this one out on Friday.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:59:11 PM
You are a cheeky bugger young lady, lets have some respect for your elders and betters.. and get off my stool!

Sir

YES SIR

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodtoysandcostumes.com%2Fcached%2F0481462-S.jpg&hash=e7c64298347b4d04a41b4d493d6fcb82af3feb4b)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 05, 2009, 11:24:16 AM
Get your bloody hair cut...shoulders back luvverly girl!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 06, 2009, 05:20:54 PM
No interweb thingy for most of the weekend  ::)
I phoned tech sport on Saturday lunchtime and they told me that some pillock in a JCB had managed to slice some cables in Ilford severing thousands of connections in the London area  eeek: Whether the truth or the ISP blaming BT we will never know.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2009, 05:23:29 PM
How very annoying.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2009, 05:27:15 PM
No interweb thingy for most of the weekend  ::)
I phoned tech sport on Saturday lunchtime and they told me that some pillock in a JCB had managed to slice some cables in Ilford severing thousands of connections in the London area  eeek: Whether the truth or the ISP blaming BT we will never know.

Saw that in the news this evening  eeek:

Mine was ok but that doesn't help much does it  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2009, 05:29:51 PM
Well at least we know 'tis true ~ if it's been on the news like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2009, 05:37:59 PM
must be  lol:

Pastis wouldn't lie or exaggerate anyway  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 06, 2009, 05:39:47 PM
Aha, well at least the ISP wasn't telling porkies.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
That was what I meant ~ before (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F412GKBSBCYL._SL500_AA240_.jpg&hash=262afb47f39c46f0352d453c734699ea73e20a9a) started ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2009, 06:01:26 PM
 eeek:

 whistle:

 noooo:

 angel1

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2009, 06:04:27 PM
Did TOO! evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2009, 06:14:39 PM
You are a cheeky bugger young lady, lets have some respect for your elders and betters.. and get off my stool!

Sir

YES SIR

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodtoysandcostumes.com%2Fcached%2F0481462-S.jpg&hash=e7c64298347b4d04a41b4d493d6fcb82af3feb4b)



You do realise that with your holiday fast approaching Old Baldy will now have an image of you in army fatigues and knee high stiletto's firmly implanted in his mind.   point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2009, 06:17:33 PM
Did TOO! evil:

Not in the mood for tail yanking today then Snoops  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2009, 06:18:47 PM
You do realise that with your holiday fast approaching Old Baldy will now have an image of you in army fatigues and knee high stiletto's firmly implanted in his mind.   point:

I'm sure his mind is already too overcrowded  lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2009, 06:22:52 PM
You are a cheeky bugger young lady, lets have some respect for your elders and betters.. and get off my stool!

Sir

YES SIR

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hollywoodtoysandcostumes.com%2Fcached%2F0481462-S.jpg&hash=e7c64298347b4d04a41b4d493d6fcb82af3feb4b)



You do realise that with your holiday fast approaching Old Baldy will now have an image of you in army fatigues and knee high stiletto's firmly implanted in his mind.   point:
Oh yes... hubba, hubba...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2009, 06:44:03 PM
You know better than that BM  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2009, 06:45:03 PM
You know better than that BM  noooo:
You're right... my mid is too overcrowded...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2009, 10:49:10 PM
You know better than that BM  noooo:
You're right... my mid is too overcrowded...  noooo:
Your mid what?

Riff?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 03:15:11 AM
You know better than that BM  noooo:
You're right... my mid is too overcrowded...  noooo:
Your mid what?

Riff?
doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 07, 2009, 08:30:41 AM
You know better than that BM  noooo:
You're right... my mid is too overcrowded...  noooo:
What do you mean Porky?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 08:55:12 AM
You know better than that BM  noooo:
You're right... my mid is too overcrowded...  noooo:
What do you mean Porky?
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2009, 10:58:38 AM
I am cooking lunch
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 11:11:42 AM
I am werking like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 11:19:36 AM
I too am werking and getting lunch for the children.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 11:52:45 AM
None of the above.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 11:54:07 AM
Idle  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 12:15:09 PM
None of the above.  cloud9:
Don't you have turnips to mash or something...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2009, 12:28:42 PM
Just packed my two teenage girlies off on a shopping trip, peace reigns for a while.  cloud9:  I can feel a glass of much needed wine coming on.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 12:33:07 PM
 whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJwtjFLj1c

Crap Video but the sentiment is in the lyric
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2009, 12:41:50 PM
I am falling off a roof werking like...  noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 12:45:56 PM
Nah... I'm not 'roofing' til tomorrer like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2009, 12:52:43 PM
Should we set up a thread for the messages we'd sign on your cast if we were there in person, just thinking ahead like..  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 01:04:34 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 07, 2009, 01:05:28 PM
Nah... I'm not 'roofing' til tomorrer like...  noooo:

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where it will go
I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door
And kept my mind from wandering
Where it will go
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong
I'm right
Where I belong I'm right
Where I belong.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2009, 02:31:20 PM
Lunch over and vicar has left. It feels like SUnday  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2009, 02:33:47 PM
evil:


I'll take that as a yes then point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 02:41:13 PM
Lunch over and vicar has left. It feels like SUnday  rubschin:
Did you say "more tea vicar"...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2009, 02:43:26 PM
She had coffee. And pork. In cider evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 02:44:14 PM
Ah ~ That'll be your vicar then ~ not Mrs Nick's. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2009, 02:45:43 PM
It was the Jewish Lady VIcar and her Catholic husband
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 02:46:57 PM
Now you are being silly.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2009, 02:47:15 PM
No, it's true
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on April 07, 2009, 02:49:10 PM
And how does The Boy feel after his exorcism?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 02:49:33 PM
And how does The Boy feel after his exorcism?
happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 02:49:47 PM
Well SWWLTBO is Jewish by race but CoE by baptism so I suppose anything is possible but only you would invite them for lunch. What on earth did they eat?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2009, 02:50:21 PM
Pork, of course. In cider
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 07, 2009, 02:57:26 PM
She had coffee. And pork. In cider evil:

This is good, if you read out loud.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 07, 2009, 11:28:53 PM
You old 'uns in bed already?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 08, 2009, 03:46:42 AM
You young 'uns still in bed

Wakey wakey! (I'm at work, so I I.T Stazi won't allow me to post a picture of Billy Cotton)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2009, 04:30:04 AM
 sleep021 yawn... mornin'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 07:46:28 AM
I've been busy. My colleague had yesterday off and is also off today. His 'missus' has moved back in but I understand things are a tad fraught.

At least he hasn't taken the whole week off as originally booked.
 
I've been to the Doc with another problem ~ no obvious cause, must be the stress.  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 08:02:18 AM
Morning

Working at home today.....naturally it's taken a bit longer to get up this morning  redface:

Sorry you are not feeling well Uncle M - have you got some time off soon ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 08:26:53 AM
Good Friday and Easter Monday   confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 08:59:36 AM
We are going out for the day  evil:

Something about abseiling  evil:

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 09:04:23 AM
Absailing  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Hospital food for dinner tonight then  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 09:05:13 AM
Well Mrs Nick is in a foul mood already  evil:

I can hear her rearranging her saucepan mountain  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 09:06:22 AM
Can you not say you have work to do and stay at home in the safety of your 4 walls  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 09:06:54 AM
I may have to storm off  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 08, 2009, 09:07:40 AM
I am off to have lunch, Youngs and some food, with my dad.

The sun is shining, lovely day for it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 09:10:54 AM
Already? you'll be hungry again by 1pm  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 08, 2009, 09:12:54 AM
Already? you'll be hungry again by 1pm  ;)

That will require more Youngs and food then.  cloud9:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 09:56:10 AM
Abseiling cancelled. We are going somewhere more dangerous  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2009, 10:16:17 AM
Abseiling cancelled. We are going somewhere more dangerous  evil:

Speke?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 10:18:57 AM
What do you want me to say?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2009, 10:20:51 AM
What do you want me to say?

Anything, as long as it is quietly.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 10:23:52 AM
Well the plan had been to go here

www.goape.co.uk (http://www.goape.co.uk)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 10:32:21 AM
How appropriate - taking you to a place that invites you to go ape  happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 10:33:07 AM
Well, we aren't. We are going here instead!  evil:

http://www.crockytrail.co.uk/default.html (http://www.crockytrail.co.uk/default.html)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 10:34:04 AM
You're not going anywhere are you...you are just going to argue about all the places you could go  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 10:35:36 AM
Mrs Nick is making sandwiches as I speak. And the beboobed GF is coming with us. NOw that she is out of plaster, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 10:53:30 AM
Mrs Nick is making sandwiches as I speak.

To eat before you go?

NOw that she is out of plaster, like

I must have missed that story.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 10:54:11 AM
Sandwiches to take.

And she won't be out of plaster for long I spect  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 08, 2009, 11:20:31 AM
Have they gone yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 08, 2009, 11:46:31 AM
Crocky's will be nowt but a large field of mud at this time of the year. Wait for the tales of how muddy they all got!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 05:29:56 PM
Mrs Nick fell in  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2009, 05:33:10 PM
Mrs Nick fell in  point:
happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 05:34:32 PM
Mrs Nick fell in  point:

 rubschin:

Were you behind her when this happened  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 05:34:38 PM
Her handbag was full of mud  noooo:




































 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 05:35:56 PM
Mrs Nick fell in  point:

 rubschin:

Were you behind her when this happened  whistle:

Nope. SHe lost her balance, like. SHe was not happy. Oh no, not happy at all.  ;D razz: spider: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2009, 05:39:30 PM
Mrs Nick fell in  point:

 rubschin:

Were you behind her when this happened  whistle:

Nope. SHe lost her balance, like. SHe was not happy. Oh no, not happy at all.  ;D razz: spider: eveilgrin:
Nick will suffer for this....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 05:41:32 PM
I have been very sympathetic  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 08, 2009, 05:42:42 PM
I have been very sympathetic  angel1

Two faced git.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2009, 05:43:17 PM
Well at least she gets to use the new handbag I bought her for Christmas  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2009, 05:45:06 PM
I have been very sympathetic  angel1
too late...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2009, 05:46:29 PM
Well at least she gets to use the new handbag I bought her for Christmas  angel1

Is it a heavy, well made shall we say 'impact resistant' handbag......  whistle:




Perhaps you should pick up some paracetamol, I suspect you are going to need it.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2009, 01:20:52 PM
I have just spent three fooking hours doing more fooking online bookings for trains, planes, hotels and suchlike  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

How come it's so fooking COMPLICATED  Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2009, 01:29:07 PM
I thought that you were supposed to be out having picnics and fun and stuff... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2009, 01:37:11 PM
That was yesterday  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2009, 01:47:08 PM
Oh good grief I seem to have lost a day. eeek:








You seem to have survived tho happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 09, 2009, 04:57:42 PM
Oh the joy of being on a train from Victoria - all you can hear is the rustle of free newspapers, squeaks from earpieces and the occasional belch from a pissed suit!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
So, um, how'd it go, like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 09, 2009, 05:01:44 PM
The bloke in the pinstripe beside me is now snoring!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 09, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
You'll have zipped past my place by now. I did wave  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2009, 05:48:03 PM
If you have zipped past my place you have been asleep and it is gonna be a crap evening fighting your way back
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 06:11:41 PM
If you have zipped past my place then something is seriously wrong...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 09, 2009, 07:07:59 PM
Oi vay, he'd be on his way to Tel Aviv  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2009, 08:01:29 AM
I suppose you are all stuffing Easter eggs down your throats...?  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 10, 2009, 08:24:23 AM
Not supposed to be doing that until tomorrow. noooo:





Sunday even. redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2009, 08:28:12 AM
Not supposed to be doing that until tomorrow. noooo:
Oh...  redface:

What happens today then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2009, 08:36:44 AM
Fish or something  noooo:

 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2009, 08:37:26 AM
I am ignoring this easter lark  noooo:

Are the Post Offices open today?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2009, 08:38:38 AM
I am ignoring this easter lark  noooo:

Are the Post Offices open today?  rubschin:
Ours is...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2009, 08:39:54 AM
I am ignoring this easter lark  noooo:

Are the Post Offices open today?  rubschin:

Not a chance  noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2009, 09:33:28 AM
Curses!!  evil:

I have to send in a claim for about £1000 worth of flights and stuff  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 10, 2009, 10:06:57 AM
Good Friday ~ The Holiest Day of the Christian Calendar ... Tradition has it that one should eat Hot Cross Buns ~ Some eat fish rather than meat. Many congregations in Christian churches will be attending services known as "The Stations of the Cross" at which they re-enact the journey Christ made to his Crucifixion.
Easter Saturday ~ Nothing at all happens ~ most people go to the shops. Post Offices will be open but for restricted hours, as usual on Saturdays
Easter Sunday ~ Traditionally the day for Chocolate Eggs. Christians will go to church ~ Except for the Orthodox Greek and Russian churches ~ special Easter services will be held ~ the Greeks and Russians hold their Easter services on another date. Wenchy will over eat on chocolate AGAIN and be  sick2: The Christians among us will greet one another with the words "He is risen"
Easter Monday ~ Another Bank Holiday ~ Guaranteed that the Post Offices will again be shut and that everyone will be wandering around Tesco/Asda/local Garden Centres etc bemoaning the weather.
Tuesday you can all go back to work and complain about Easter whilst looking forward next Bank Holiday when it will piss down yet again.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2009, 10:09:08 AM
And crap films on the box, you forgot that bit  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 10, 2009, 10:11:01 AM
No idea ~ I shall be driving to the East Coast to start my week long holiday.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2009, 10:17:48 AM
I might piss off to a bookshop  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 10, 2009, 10:19:35 AM
That is exactly my plan on arrival at the holiday cottage. Whilst others unpack etc I shall explore the local second hand bookshops.


You recall that set of 25 "The Waverley Novels" I picked up for a tenner last October at a book sale in Dorset.

Mrs S#2 saw an incomplete set (only 21 of them) (and unlike my set they had been "cut") for sale in a second hand bookshop in Colwyn Bay priced at £50
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2009, 10:22:10 AM
Where you off to? Essex, innit? Do they have bookshops there?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 10, 2009, 10:49:05 AM
Loads of 'em. As I recall Malden and district is full of bookshops and such places. Also have some family history research to do whilst there and a couple of cousins to visit, neither of whom I have seen for over 15 years.


Actually having a good day so far. Have kept out of the way by getting up at 0630 and visiting lil Bruvver who is 59 today. Took him gifts and cards. Bought him brekky in our favourite greasy spoon, had a couple o cans of beer back at his place then left him to go to his bed as he worked last night and is working again tonight. Returned home to find SWWLTBO and children at boiling point in their arguments about what they could and could not take on holiday. Pointed out that my packing is done and that I am ready to leave 20 hours before the due time angel1 and retreated to my office.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 10, 2009, 02:43:28 PM
I am ignoring this easter lark  noooo:

Are the Post Offices open today?  rubschin:

You have easter larks up there?

Down here we have easter bunnies! ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2009, 02:45:31 PM
We have Easter fooking wildlife hereabouts. Most of it incontinent, as far as I can see  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 10, 2009, 03:04:57 PM
Has young Growler just crapped on your floor then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2009, 03:07:55 PM
It would be hard to tell  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 10, 2009, 03:53:40 PM
Bears shit in the woods. Seagulls, ducks, tourists, foxes and passing badgers shit on Nick's doorstep ~ as does Nick from time to time. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2009, 05:21:51 PM
Hedgehogs, you forgot hedgehogs  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2009, 08:22:13 PM
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2009, 08:55:48 PM
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2009, 08:57:14 PM
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 11, 2009, 09:06:01 PM
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:

Proper Irish stuff, like, or the porridge wog stuff?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2009, 09:07:48 PM
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:

Proper Irish stuff, like, or the porridge wog stuff?
A whole load of porridge wog stuff I got in Duty Free....  whistle:

Never mind eh  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2009, 09:44:56 PM
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:

Proper Irish stuff, like, or the porridge wog stuff?
A whole load of porridge wog stuff I got in Duty Free....  whistle:

Never mind eh  cloud9:

Have you checked your baggage yet?

An hour to extract a case of Talisker through the hand grip is quite good going.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 11, 2009, 09:46:34 PM
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:

Proper Irish stuff, like, or the porridge wog stuff?
A whole load of porridge wog stuff I got in Duty Free....  whistle:

Never mind eh  cloud9:

Have you checked your baggage yet?

An hour to extract a case of Talisker through the hand grip is quite good going.  whistle:

Think he's gone to beddy-byes  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2009, 09:48:09 PM
Christus... this must be the quietest day ever like...  noooo:
Shhhhhhh!
We had a BOGOF offer on single malts too...  noooo:

Proper Irish stuff, like, or the porridge wog stuff?
A whole load of porridge wog stuff I got in Duty Free....  whistle:

Never mind eh  cloud9:

Have you checked your baggage yet?

An hour to extract a case of Talisker through the hand grip is quite good going.  whistle:

Think he's gone to beddy-byes  whistle:

No stamina these kids today.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2009, 09:49:37 PM
How many power naps have you had today DS  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2009, 09:51:04 PM
How many power naps have you had today DS  lol:

A couple. redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 12, 2009, 04:31:18 AM
 I have just woke up from one. sleep021
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2009, 05:39:19 AM
I have just woke up from one. sleep021
I should have another if I were you GOS...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on April 12, 2009, 12:33:49 PM
Only if you tuck me in and read me a story eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 12, 2009, 01:43:07 PM
Very quiet in here today.

Lonely in fact.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2009, 02:37:21 PM
Lunch guests just left. We are off exploring later
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 12, 2009, 04:28:34 PM
Lunch guests just left. We are off exploring later

 eeek: Does later know 'bout your plans?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2009, 06:30:34 PM
 evil:

We got very muddy  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2009, 09:13:12 AM

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2009, 09:29:21 AM
We are off to Wales  evil:

Except Mrs Nick has lost the Satnav  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2009, 11:07:56 AM
Could be a result, you may not be able to go. 8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2009, 11:11:50 AM

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2009, 12:48:38 PM
 ;D ;D



















It's a hare tho...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2009, 03:34:10 PM
The darts tournament is upon us.

First round I'm up againt...









Mrs TMR (to be)...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 04:35:19 PM
I'm just back from Epsom like... 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2009, 04:45:10 PM
Beat Mrs TMR(to be) in the first round. Just!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 04:47:02 PM
Beat Mrs TMR(to be) in the first round. Just!
happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2009, 05:18:07 PM
Need to slow down my drinking :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2009, 05:36:10 PM
I'm just back from Epsom like... 

You went to Epsom why?  Mention salts and you may get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 05:45:51 PM
I'm just back from Epsom like... 

You went to Epsom why?  Mention salts and you may get a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
I went for a walk around the race course of, um course....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2009, 06:08:05 PM
Through round two. Up against "the chip" next round - he is the master, I am not worthy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 06:12:47 PM
Through round two. Up against "the chip" next round - he is the master, I am not worthy.
Of course you are... have another pint like...  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2009, 06:57:51 PM
I am the champion. Again :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 06:59:13 PM
 drumroll: happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2009, 07:31:45 PM
Not only are perfect sopranos produced by castration, but also great darts players it seems.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2009, 07:41:28 PM
The final was probably the worst display of darts you might ever have the misfortune of watching. Thank god (or whatever sky pixie) for alcohol and the general degradation of abiliity it brings.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 09:18:03 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 15, 2009, 08:11:20 AM
Everybody has buggered off again.

Not good to be drinking on your own.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2009, 08:14:34 AM
Tis early  eeek:

Can I just have a fresh OJ ( and no that would not be a rather cheeky, ex wife killing, collector of his own trophies, convict ) but a glass of fruit juice - no bits please.

Oh and some fresh croissants would be nice.

I will be at the table in the corner reading the newspaper ( or looking at the pictures anyway  Shrugs:)

Cheers
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 15, 2009, 08:35:27 AM
I think I will have a juice, some cereal and then wander the interweb looking for jobs.

Pretty much the same every day, just different weather.

May go to the gym if it stays dry.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 15, 2009, 09:17:23 AM
Taking Mrs TMR (to be) to Dorking for a job interview. Doubt she'll want to go on the back of the T110...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 15, 2009, 09:19:06 AM
Shouldn't you be training for your badminton epic?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 15, 2009, 09:20:11 AM
Shouldn't you be training for your badminton epic?

I am. Tea and fags is the training of champions!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 15, 2009, 09:48:15 AM
Well at least you're both on the same regime.

Will there be handicapping to allow for the age difference?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 10:28:21 AM
I've been to B and bloody long queue....  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2009, 10:28:50 AM
Shower fittings?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2009, 11:19:52 AM
or advice ( in English this time)  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 11:22:26 AM
Shower fittings?  noooo:
redface:

I looked actually... but they have different standards here...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2009, 01:27:03 PM
What, you mean showers that actually werk, like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 01:39:23 PM
What, you mean showers that actually werk, like?
evil:

No, different sized pipes 'n stuff like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2009, 01:41:27 PM
So your shower is finished then? And werking
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2009, 01:43:18 PM
So your shower is finished then? And werking

And does it look a little like this  rubschin:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2009, 01:44:12 PM
Oh good grief, he will be off about effing feet now!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2009, 02:45:45 PM
So your shower is finished then? And werking

And does it look a little like this  rubschin:

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Doubt it Miss D, not enough holes in the floor, walls or ceiling.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 03:03:27 PM
So your shower is finished then? And werking
Yes, I brought it to Windsor and have finished it off here like...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2009, 03:10:27 PM
So it doesn't werk then.  noooo:

Naughty BM. You must be punished  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on April 15, 2009, 04:15:23 PM
I've been to B and bloody long queue....  Banghead

Went there last Sunday 5mins in the shop 45mins to get out of the sodding car park.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 06:31:19 PM
I've been to B and bloody long queue....  Banghead

Went there last Sunday 5mins in the shop 45mins to get out of the sodding car park.  evil:
I got loads of bits in my basket... finally got to the cash desk and the bloke says "Do you want a bag?"...

Well yes, I should think so says I... otherwise I'll leave a trail of bits to the car, ho, ho, ho like...

10p  eeek:

Ten bastard pence for a bag after spending £££££££££s in the shop!  cussing:

They can fuck right off in future... I'll go to Wickes next time, the bastards!  evil:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 06:55:05 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 15, 2009, 07:41:25 PM
I've been to B and bloody long queue....  Banghead

Went there last Sunday 5mins in the shop 45mins to get out of the sodding car park.  evil:
I got loads of bits in my basket... finally got to the cash desk and the bloke says "Do you want a bag?"...

Well yes, I should think so says I... otherwise I'll leave a trail of bits to the car, ho, ho, ho like...

10p  eeek:

Ten bastard pence for a bag after spending £££££££££s in the shop!  cussing:

They can fuck right off in future... I'll go to Wickes next time, the bastards!  evil:

For some reason this has given me an idea  evil:
Did they have "self checkouts"? My local B&Q does, along with the local supermarkets. Why don't we petition them for a discount at self checkouts? After all we're doing the scanning, the weighing, the totalling, paying by either cash or CC, the packing ... no staff involved. I would have thought that's worth 5% off the bill?
What a sales promotion, eh?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2009, 08:40:38 PM
Went there last Sunday 5mins in the shop 45mins to get out of the sodding car park.  evil:
I got loads of bits in my basket... finally got to the cash desk and the bloke says "Do you want a bag?"...
Well yes, I should think so says I... otherwise I'll leave a trail of bits to the car, ho, ho, ho like...
10p  eeek:
Ten bastard pence for a bag after spending £££££££££s in the shop!  cussing:
They can fuck right off in future... I'll go to Wickes next time, the bastards!   evil:

But you are doing your bit to save the planet - you should feel honoured to pay B & Q your 10p to add to this worthy cause  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 08:47:23 PM
Went there last Sunday 5mins in the shop 45mins to get out of the sodding car park.  evil:
I got loads of bits in my basket... finally got to the cash desk and the bloke says "Do you want a bag?"...
Well yes, I should think so says I... otherwise I'll leave a trail of bits to the car, ho, ho, ho like...
10p  eeek:
Ten bastard pence for a bag after spending £££££££££s in the shop!  cussing:
They can fuck right off in future... I'll go to Wickes next time, the bastards!   evil:

But you are doing your bit to save the planet - you should feel honoured to pay B & Q your 10p to add to this worthy cause  lol:
Bastards!  evil:

If they'd wanted to save the planet they should have built their bastard shop a bit closer to town!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 17, 2009, 12:42:35 PM
I seem to have the place to myself.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2009, 01:35:11 PM
I'm back. Unusually for me I've been out for a couple of beers. Colleague's 40th birthday
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2009, 06:37:15 PM
We have been shopping  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 17, 2009, 06:46:19 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 17, 2009, 06:46:41 PM
For more heirlooms  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2009, 07:41:11 PM
I have been unblocking drains all day  evil:.

Large Talisker and a blast of Ralgex please Barman.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2009, 08:24:30 AM
A day out with lots of sheep beckons
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 18, 2009, 08:31:16 AM
That will be fun.... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2009, 11:43:02 AM
A day out with lots of sheep beckons
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2009, 04:54:39 PM
Off on my tod for three days  cloud9:

To Doncaster  evil:

See you later  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 19, 2009, 05:16:58 PM
Three days of no family = V Lucky
Three days of Doncaster = Not so lucky but if you feel in need of a good nagging my ex wife lives not 15 miles away and would be happy to oblige. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2009, 09:51:12 PM
Been busy all day... with stuff like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 08:27:47 AM
Been busy all day... with stuff like...  noooo:

Unfortunately that goes with the territory old chap. Get the chores out of the way and behave as you know your step father would have wished.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 08:42:55 AM
Been busy all day... with stuff like...  noooo:

Unfortunately that goes with the territory old chap. Get the chores out of the way and behave as you know your step father would have wished.
Like that eh...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2009, 10:14:23 AM
Bye everyone. Three days of peace and quiet in Doncaster  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 10:56:04 AM
Bye Nick ~ three days of peace and quiet in the bar  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 20, 2009, 10:58:53 AM
Three days of mayhem and disaster in Doncaster.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 11:01:58 AM
 rubschin: What could possibly go ............... Oh!  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2009, 11:05:30 AM
Well its only Doncaster. A visit from Nick may actually improve the place.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2009, 11:14:36 AM
Nick was set to fly to Doncaster but they had to get the AA out to give them a tow..

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 12:06:48 PM
Doncaster is just Disaster with an 'onc' instead of an 'is'.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 12:15:55 PM
Doncaster is just Disaster with an 'onc' instead of an 'is'.  scared2:


Doncaster IS a disaster  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2009, 07:56:37 AM
The folk of Doncaster all seem to be very closely related to one another  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 08:13:15 AM
The folk of Doncaster all seem to be very closely related to one another  rubschin:
'Uncle Dad' and that kind of thing...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 23, 2009, 03:13:40 PM
Werk, werk, werk...  eeek:
Thigs have suddenly gone radio rental  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 03:16:26 PM
Recession ~ wot recession?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 23, 2009, 03:19:21 PM
Precisely. I'll be working most of the weekend too at this rate...  rubschin:
Still, it's all billable  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2009, 03:21:12 PM
Not too busy for lunch next weekend though I hope  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 03:21:50 PM
Billable by the weekend or part thereof I hope. ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2009, 03:22:37 PM
Always costs me a fortune  noooo:

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 23, 2009, 03:23:14 PM
Weekend lunch is sacrosanct  whistle:

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Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 03:23:58 PM
Is that sacrosanct with or without the seasonal vegetables sir?
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Post by: Pastis on April 23, 2009, 03:25:27 PM
Sacrosanct au gratin with some chilled white, I spect  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2009, 01:00:24 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2009, 01:02:59 PM
Sorry ~ bin to the Cash & Carry
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2009, 01:41:37 PM
Sorry - I have actually been working  noooo:

Got to hurry up and finish everything as if off to the Isle of Wight in about an hour  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 24, 2009, 01:53:31 PM
Dare I say, have a good weekend?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2009, 01:59:40 PM
Cheers hun ...

hope to be back Sunday evening ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 24, 2009, 02:01:51 PM
I'm sure the popcorn will be lined up, like  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 24, 2009, 02:04:05 PM
Good luck Miss D I'll wave to you as you pass.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2009, 02:06:58 PM
I'm popping in for drinks and respite don't forget Miss C  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 02:18:47 PM
Sorry - I have actually been working  noooo:

Got to hurry up and finish everything as if off to the Isle of Wight in about an hour  scared2:
 

 rubschin:

Wonder where she's really going then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2009, 02:26:44 PM
 ;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 02:35:13 PM
;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:

You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 25, 2009, 12:12:17 PM
;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:

You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)

 rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2009, 02:39:05 PM
;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:

You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)

 rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?

Did I say that?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2009, 11:52:34 AM
;D

Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:

You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)

 rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?

Did I say that?

Noooooo! I did razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2009, 07:15:16 PM
Just heard this on the radio ~ haven't heard it in years ~ seems appropriate somehow.

"Life Gets Tedious ~ Don't it"

Quote
The sun comes up'n the sun goes down
The hands on the clock keep goin' around;
I just get up 'n it's time to lay down,
Life gets tee-jus don't it?

My shoes untied, but I don't care,
I ain't figuring on goin' nowhere;
I'd have to wash and comb my hair;
And that's just wasted effort.

The water in the well's gettin' lower and lower,
Can't take a' bath for six months or more;
But I've heard it said and it's true I'm sure,
That too much bathin' will weaken yer.

I open the door and the flies swarm in,
Shut the door and I'm sweating again;
And in the process I cracked my shin,
Just one darn thing after another.

You know that old brown mule, he must be sick,
I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick;
He humped his back but he wouldn't kick,
There's something cockeyed somewhere.

A mouse a-chawing at the pantry door,
He's been at it for a month or more;
When he gets through there, he's sure going to be sore,
There ain't a darn thing in there.

Hound dog howling so forlorn,
Laziest dog that ever was born;
He's howlin' 'cause he's sitting on a thorn,
Just too tired to move over.

Tin roof leaks and the chimney leans,
There's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans
I've ate the' last of the pork and beans,
Just can't depend on nothin'.

The cows gone dry and hens won't lay,
Fish quit biting last Saturday;
Troubles pile up day by day,
Now I'm getting dandruff.

Grief and misery, pains and woes,
Debts 'n' taxes 'n' so it goes;
And I think I'm getting a cold in the nose,
Life gets tasteless don't it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2009, 07:45:18 PM
;D
Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:
You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)
rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?
Did I say that?
Noooooo! I did razz:

You still have contacts in the I.O.W then I see  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 26, 2009, 07:48:43 PM
;D
Wish I was perfect like you lot  whistle:
You are certainly better as you are my dear.  ;)
rubschin: When she is good she is very, very good but when she is bad she is better?
Did I say that?
Noooooo! I did razz:

You still have contacts in the I.O.W then I see  redface: redface: redface:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 04, 2009, 05:28:34 PM
Bank Holiday Monday... great!  ::)  I have managed to avoid almost everyone!  razz:

A busy park scene this morning with the usual suspects, dog walkers, joggers, stragglers from the night before... still, no dead bodies so there's a plus.
No DIY, No shopping...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2009, 06:34:52 PM
No 'lectric....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2009, 05:02:57 PM
I'm pleased I got it up-and-running again now...  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2009, 05:04:33 PM
It's tea time  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2009, 05:06:12 PM
It's tea time  whistle:
Oh... a nice cuppa then...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2009, 05:09:20 PM
 sick2:

You can pass me the biscuits though  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2009, 05:14:29 PM
sick2:

You can pass me the biscuits though  razz:
Or a Magnum perhaps...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2009, 05:15:09 PM
 evil: evil: evil:

One of those has my name on it  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2009, 05:16:14 PM
sick2:

You can pass me the biscuits though  razz:
Or a Magnum perhaps...?

The last time I passed SWWLTBO a Magnum she took one bite and went into labour ~ on the seafront at Felixstowe eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2009, 05:17:31 PM
Was it a Magnum 45  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2009, 05:17:49 PM
evil: evil: evil:

One of those has my name on it  whistle:
Had
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 13, 2009, 05:20:41 PM
Mini-magnums, what's that all about then?   confused: Who the **** wants a mini-magnum?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2009, 05:21:42 PM
Mini-magnums, what's that all about then?   confused: Who the **** wants a mini-magnum?
Or even three of them...?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Was it a Magnum 45  eeek:

No ~ a white chocolate one ~ she was still holding the stick tightly as I screeched to a halt at Ipswich General Hospital Maternity unit where shortly after she produced that which is now the THW.

If I had known then what I know now ............... Well let's just say she would not have finished the f*cking ice cream  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2009, 05:24:19 PM
Mini-magnums, what's that all about then?   confused: Who the **** wants a mini-magnum?

Me  redface:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2009, 08:47:15 PM
Mini-magnums, what's that all about then?   confused: Who the **** wants a mini-magnum?
Or even three boxes of them...?  redface:

Amended for you BM whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2009, 06:15:33 PM
I picked a fine day to go to a 'new client' meeting up in Northants  evil:  Starts off with packed bus, then, because of the tube strike an overload on the other line which means Reggie Perrin style face in armpit journey to Marylebone... only to find Chiltern Rail have a problem and are switching trains and platforms left right and centre  eeek:
No, Sir, you can't buy a ticket on the train which means I have to go and buy a ticket and of course the CC reader stops working mid-transaction so I miss the bloody train  Banghead
Journey to destination OK but then find that "Rip-Off Station Taxis R Us" fleece me for six quid over the going rate to get to client's offices  evil:

Breathe.... and relax.... Drink, Barman please  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2009, 06:16:48 PM
 happy100 happy100 happy100

Did it go well though ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2009, 06:19:29 PM
Never mind lad ~ you've next Friday night to look forward to ..... BM has selected a venue

Quote
The soundtrack to the drinking isn't bad either - indie, cool electronica and much loved retro and rock classics feature heavily.       
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2009, 06:19:57 PM
So far, so good  rubschin:  If it turns out ok I could be very busy  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2009, 06:20:33 PM
Never mind lad ~ you've next Friday night to look forward to ..... BM has selected a venue

Quote
The soundtrack to the drinking isn't bad either - indie, cool electronica and much loved retro and rock classics feature heavily.       

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 21, 2009, 06:21:54 PM
Just what a good pub needs when people meet up for a drink and a chat ~ LOUD MUSIC!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 21, 2009, 06:35:27 PM
Oh dear  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 25, 2009, 12:50:47 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2009, 01:11:08 PM
I imagine they are all out having fun. I know I'm not  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 25, 2009, 06:38:05 PM
 happy100  What sort of fun are you not having?


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2009, 07:32:16 PM
I have been werking  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on May 25, 2009, 09:18:48 PM
I have been alternating between cleaning and laying in the sunshine.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2009, 09:22:08 PM
I have been alternating between cleaning and laying a patio in the sunshine.
scared2:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 02:52:05 PM
Is it because everyone is busy? Is it because it is half term? Is it that everyone is out enjoying the summery weather?

Or is that the lowest daily post count ever recorded is due to the absence of the Barman?

Extending that thought further if it is due to Barman's absence are people not posting because he is not here with his sparkling wit and repartee or is it that he simply gabbles away all day long and thus increases the post count all on his own?

Whatever it is we have to up our game or the old b*gger will claim it IS all down to his absence.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2009, 02:53:46 PM
I expect everyone is werking, like.

I am  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 02:55:20 PM
Why? You They never have before.

Werk is dangerous, it is habit forming and, worst of all, WERK is a four letter word  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2009, 02:57:01 PM
I am preparing to go unto Inverness  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 02:59:05 PM
 eeek:

They used to have four and twenty virgins.

And my Great Grandfather was born there.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2009, 03:02:07 PM
Is there some connection between those 2 statements? Like he dealt with the virgin glut and then left the area?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 03:06:06 PM
No connection other than they are two "facts" that I know about Inverness
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2009, 05:52:53 PM
Lowest post count ever... you obviously missed me like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2009, 05:57:40 PM
We boosted it with a late burst  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2009, 06:10:40 PM
Reported Sven
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2009, 06:14:39 PM
Reported Sven

Later denied by Ulrika
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on May 27, 2009, 08:18:31 AM
Lowest post count ever... you obviously missed me like...  cloud9:

More like it was a glorious bank holiday weekend! That and you forgot to take the deadbolt off so we couldn't get in!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2009, 08:36:40 AM
Lowest post count ever... you obviously missed me like...  cloud9:

More like it was a glorious bank holiday weekend! That and you forgot to take the deadbolt off so we couldn't get in!
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2009, 08:37:38 AM
 point:

Oh-Ho! Place In Put ~ rearrange to suit.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 28, 2009, 08:13:54 AM
This is dire today ~ think I shall find something else to do for a while, may look in later, if not maybe see some of you tomorrow evening.

I am available on the usual phone and email if anyone wants me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2009, 08:30:26 AM
This is dire today ~ think I shall find something else to do for a while, may look in later, if not maybe see some of you tomorrow evening.

I am available on the usual phone and email if anyone wants me.
See ya then...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 28, 2009, 08:44:32 AM
ya bye like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on May 28, 2009, 06:02:13 PM
Ummm I've not been at work. So haven't had the laptop on.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
Ummm I've not been at work. So haven't had the laptop on.  redface:
Tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 02, 2009, 02:15:00 PM
Shutting down now ... imminent upgrade chez Pastis  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 02:20:03 PM
New bit of kit or just some re-programming?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2009, 02:20:48 PM
Shutting down now ... imminent upgrade chez Pastis  scared2:

See you when you return from PC World  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 02:23:09 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cartoonstock.com%2Fnewscartoons%2Fcartoonists%2Fjha%2Flowres%2Fjhan331l.jpg&hash=f7fc3e8dfb5dd0dbbc7ebf50e3e85586323d5167)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 02, 2009, 05:22:27 PM
New 500Gb external hard drive for back-ups, stowing away the old DAT tape device and the old CD burner, copying all clients' folders, fonts, apps etc (which will take all evening, in the background fortunately). Thus ends phase numero uno  ;D

Phase numero duo is Thursday... transferring all email info to Apple Mail, seeing if the fonts (hundreds of them) will all work with OSX, buy more memory and move stealthily from Tiger to Leopard. Then configure time machine for rolling daily back up.

If only I knew what all this meant  rubschin:  Fortunately I got a man in  cloud9:

Apologies if this should be in The Computer Room  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 05:28:51 PM
O I C

GEEK ALERT!     GEEK ALERT!      GEEK ALERT!     GEEK ALERT!     GEEK ALERT!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 02, 2009, 05:32:47 PM
 redface:  It should deffo be in the Comp Compound.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2009, 05:34:16 PM
New 500Gb external hard drive for back-ups, stowing away the old DAT tape device and the old CD burner, copying all clients' folders, fonts, apps etc (which will take all evening, in the background fortunately). Thus ends phase numero uno  ;D

Phase numero duo is Thursday... transferring all email info to Apple Mail, seeing if the fonts (hundreds of them) will all work with OSX, buy more memory and move stealthily from Tiger to Leopard. Then configure time machine for rolling daily back up.

If only I knew what all this meant  rubschin:  Fortunately I got a man in  cloud9:

Apologies if this should be in The Computer Room  ;)

Or medical room - sunstroke I fear  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 05:37:08 PM
Tiger? Leopard?

It should be in bloody Regent's Park Zoo!










Actually the THW has Leopard on her MacBook ~ her BF has Tiger and is really pissed that she got the latest. whistle:
(See ..... Ol' Snoopy isn't such a Luddite after all.)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2009, 05:38:22 PM
Just wait til they all have worms  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 02, 2009, 05:39:44 PM
Wait 'til she asks for Snow Leopard  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 05:39:53 PM
Just wait til they all have worms  whistle:

Why do you think we keep shoving these pills down her neck?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 02, 2009, 06:51:01 PM
New 500Gb external hard drive for back-ups, stowing away the old DAT tape device and the old CD burner, copying all clients' folders, fonts, apps etc (which will take all evening, in the background fortunately). Thus ends phase numero uno  ;D

Phase numero duo is Thursday... transferring all email info to Apple Mail, seeing if the fonts (hundreds of them) will all work with OSX, buy more memory and move stealthily from Tiger to Leopard. Then configure time machine for rolling daily back up.

If only I knew what all this meant  rubschin:  Fortunately I got a man in  cloud9:

Apologies if this should be in The Computer Room  ;)

Ohhhh are you going mac?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 02, 2009, 07:07:50 PM
 rubschin:   How shall I put this?  I've been Mac since about 1989 or thereabouts but I work by the axiom that if it ain't broke, why fix it?  Hence it takes me ages before I'm convinced that I have to upgrade totally to the next OS.
I have bits of kit here that when the techy saw them it was a  eeek: eeek:  The problem has always been that parts of the industry I work in are still in the 19thC  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2009, 07:10:08 PM
  I've been Mac since about 1989

Was this after the op  rubschin:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 02, 2009, 07:12:31 PM
Ahhh of course you are a design bod! Should have figured that out really.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 02, 2009, 07:14:22 PM
  I've been Mac since about 1989

Was this after the op  rubschin:

How very dare you!   ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2009, 07:35:45 PM
rubschin:   How shall I put this?  I've been Mac since about 1989 or thereabouts but I work by the axiom that if it ain't broke, why fix it?  Hence it takes me ages before I'm convinced that I have to upgrade totally to the next OS.
I have bits of kit here that when the techy saw them it was a  eeek: eeek:  The problem has always been that parts of the industry I work in are still in the 19thC  lol:


I was just going to post " Banghead "


Bless her ~ sooooooooooo sweet!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2009, 07:37:11 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2009, 07:38:09 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 04, 2009, 07:42:33 PM
Gardening club this evening  eeek:  We've doing battle with the ivy suffocating the trees; actually very satisfying  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2009, 07:47:50 PM
Gardening club this evening  eeek:  We've doing battle with the ivy suffocating the trees; actually very satisfying  angel1
whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 04, 2009, 07:53:54 PM
Gardening club this evening  eeek:  We've doing battle with the ivy suffocating the trees; actually very satisfying  angel1
whacky115

 noooo: noooo:  Tis true I tells yer  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2009, 07:56:48 PM
Gardening club this evening  eeek:  We've doing battle with the ivy suffocating the trees; actually very satisfying  angel1
whacky115

 noooo: noooo:  Tis true I tells yer  angry041:

confused2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 04, 2009, 08:00:14 PM
Gardening club this evening  eeek:  We've doing battle with the ivy suffocating the trees; actually very satisfying  angel1
whacky115

 noooo: noooo:  Tis true I tells yer  angry041:

confused2:

 happy100  Well, I don't have a pool to clean like wot you do...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 05, 2009, 08:16:33 AM
How does one actually get rid of ivy?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2009, 08:17:28 AM
Put her in an old folks home?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2009, 08:23:23 AM
How does one actually get rid of ivy?
Napalm
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 05, 2009, 10:33:24 PM
John Smith's  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 06, 2009, 07:07:58 AM
How does one actually get rid of ivy?
Napalm
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 06, 2009, 11:31:52 AM
It is extremely easy to make.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 06, 2009, 01:26:03 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2009, 01:44:52 PM
Popcorn:
Youtube is your friend GOS...  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk9fya_AncA
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 06, 2009, 02:00:38 PM
That will do for me....All I need now  is a helicopter and some background music like the Ride of the Valkyries and next doors cat is toast.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 06, 2009, 02:02:43 PM
That will do for me....All I need now  is a helicopter and some background music like the Ride of the Valkyries and next doors cat is toast.

Aren't you meant to be busy today  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2009, 02:03:06 PM
That will do for me....All I need now  is a helicopter and some background music like the Ride of the Valkyries and next doors cat is toast.
An air rifle would be simpler...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2009, 02:05:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

Not as dramatic tho...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2009, 02:18:54 PM
Could you mix petrol with a packet of those jelly cube thingies? YOu could do different flavours of napalm then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 06, 2009, 03:41:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

Not as dramatic tho...  rubschin:
'kin hell!!!!!!!!! It's only a small cat!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2009, 03:42:21 PM
Just one helicopter then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 06, 2009, 03:43:19 PM
That will do for me....All I need now  is a helicopter and some background music like the Ride of the Valkyries and next doors cat is toast.

Aren't you meant to be busy today  rubschin:
There is always time for pussy cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 06, 2009, 03:43:52 PM
Just one helicopter then?
Now your talking.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2009, 03:44:26 PM
That will do for me....All I need now  is a helicopter and some background music like the Ride of the Valkyries and next doors cat is toast.

Aren't you meant to be busy today  rubschin:
There is always time for pussy cloud9:

Do you want some Vaseline with that?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 06, 2009, 03:45:52 PM
Can you make napalm out of that?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2009, 03:46:15 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2009, 09:57:53 AM
 tunble:

Was it something I said...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2009, 09:59:53 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2009, 10:02:51 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Perhaps I should fire up the old ironing thread again... although I'm hoovering today (or hovering, I haven't decided which yet)...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2009, 10:11:48 AM
You're becoming a proper little housewife.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2009, 10:19:13 AM
You're becoming a proper little housewife.  ;)
Just a stand-in Uncle... the proper housewife arrives at Pafos airport this evening...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2009, 10:46:29 AM
Sorry ~ very busy today. 'Phone hasn't stopped and loads of letters to write. Also a deadline to hit.

Back later ~ save me a pasty.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2009, 06:34:30 AM
 sleep017 Where TF is everyone?



Mornin' Miss C ~ didn't notice you slumped by the fruit machine ~ been here all night or an early start?



Oh ..... She woke up and left without a word.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2009, 06:41:18 AM
Morning Snoops.

Sorry didn't mean to ignore you needed the lav. redface:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2009, 06:43:03 AM
'Sall right ~ most people ignore me anyway. cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2009, 06:59:47 AM
Awwww happy100


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Enjoy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2009, 07:04:18 AM
'Sall right ~ most people ignore me anyway. cry:

Morning Hound ....no one can ignore you sweety...we're just all running a little late  ( bit of a crush without the tubes working today  noooo: )

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2009, 07:05:34 AM
Awwww happy100


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Enjoy.


SHIN bones ~ how very thoughtful ~ Thanks  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2009, 07:18:09 AM
Those are not just any shin bones,  they are M&S BMs shin bones. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2009, 07:36:50 AM
. . we're just all running a little late  ( bit of a crush without the tubes working today  noooo: )

 scared:

Women can be dangerous when their tubes aren't working.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 10, 2009, 08:24:24 AM
 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2009, 10:09:34 AM
. . we're just all running a little late  ( bit of a crush without the tubes working today  noooo: )

 scared:

Women can be dangerous when their tubes aren't working.  scared2:

Regualr maintainance should ensure this will not be the case  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2009, 10:14:24 AM
. . we're just all running a little late  ( bit of a crush without the tubes working today  noooo: )

 scared:

Women can be dangerous when their tubes aren't working.  scared2:

Regualr maintainance should ensure this will not be the case  whistle:
shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2009, 10:51:53 AM
Back to rodding are we?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 10, 2009, 11:25:31 AM
Quiet here again.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 10, 2009, 11:36:52 AM
Quiet here again.  rubschin:

I believe Wenchy is making her way to Essex, armed with a hatchet  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 10, 2009, 11:48:19 AM
A bit pointless as I'm not in Essex.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 10, 2009, 12:01:38 PM
A bit pointless as I'm not in Essex.

Yet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 10, 2009, 12:06:07 PM
You mean she's laying in wait  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 10, 2009, 12:07:59 PM
You mean she's laying in wait  scared2:

Oh yes. You won't believe the tsunami of violence you have brought upon yourself  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2009, 01:18:07 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 10, 2009, 01:19:53 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2009, 01:23:02 PM
 eeek: indeed!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2009, 02:11:39 PM
I have been uym busy like... by the pool...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2009, 02:14:51 PM
Busy like a bee ~ ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2009, 02:56:08 PM
Busy like a bee ~ ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Busy like a B, busty like a DD.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2009, 03:21:08 PM
I am meeting'd out .... cry:

Need to be bought back to life ...just how  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
I am meeting'd out .... cry:

Need to be bought back to life ...just how  rubschin:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2009, 03:46:13 PM
I am meeting'd out .... cry:

Need to be bought back to life ...just how  rubschin:

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Do you really think a drink-ravaged old man would make her feel better?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 10, 2009, 04:00:25 PM
I don't know, but I could try.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2009, 04:03:09 PM
Form an orderly queue please ~ no pushing at the back!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 10, 2009, 04:36:36 PM
Right, I'm off to Essex. Been a quiet day here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2009, 04:51:35 PM
Safe journey!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2009, 04:55:15 PM
Do you really think a drink-ravaged old man would make her feel better?  eyes:

 lol: lol: lol:

Absolutely ....men say the nicest things when they are drunk  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 11, 2009, 07:36:27 AM
Do you really think a drink-ravaged old man would make her feel better?  eyes:

 lol: lol: lol:

Absolutely ....men say the nicest things when they are drunk  whistle:

I've found that is normally not the case, it is just I haven't understood what they were saying!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2009, 08:44:13 AM
Do you really think a drink-ravaged old man would make her feel better?  eyes:

 lol: lol: lol:

Absolutely ....men say the nicest things when they are drunk  whistle:

I've found that is normally not the case, it is just I haven't understood what they were saying!

Generally: -

"Iluvyouyoormybeshfrenuare"

Which means: -

"I love you. you are my best friend"

OK?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 30, 2009, 06:56:35 AM
Looks like the new system has driven anyone out.

I'm all alone.  noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:13:32 AM
WAKEY WAKEY

we can't possibly leave you on your own unsupervised - you might tinker with our reputations  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2009, 07:22:09 AM
Hello (all?)

Just got in the office 29c again.

Sweatio indeed!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:23:26 AM
Are they not doing anything to reduce the temps in your office Uncle M   eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 30, 2009, 07:26:20 AM
Warm here in Brum, I am sitting here in my off white Y fronts sweating like a pig!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 07:28:00 AM
I've been here all bloody morning!  cussing:

just listening on R4 how to cope with the heat wave...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:29:16 AM
Warm here in Brum, I am sitting here in my off white Y fronts sweating like a pig!

Time for some Tamiflu on toast then  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2009, 07:31:09 AM
Are they not doing anything to reduce the temps in your office Uncle M   eeek:

Allegedly.

I had a call from the building manager a week or so ago to say that they were replacing the unit that services this side of office. No follow up. I got John the engineer up yesterday, he wandered around with temp gauge, muttered something about we shouldn't have the window/door open as it 'confuses' the air-con, then went away.

I have the window/door (accesses the balconey) open again, a number of fans and a portable chiller working away.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:31:38 AM
I've been here all bloody morning!  cussing:

just listening on R4 how to cope with the heat wave...  ::)

Great isn't it  ::) - this country likes to make such a huge deal about everything - whether it's snow, rain or sun.  Consultants coming up with brill advice such as wear a hat, sunscreen and drink lots of water  ( sheer genius) !!!!

However major issues like not boiling alive on a tube no one can come up with a solution for  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 07:32:40 AM
Are they not doing anything to reduce the temps in your office Uncle M   eeek:

Allegedly.

I had a call from the building manager a week or so ago to say that they were replacing the unit that services this side of office. No follow up. I got John the engineer up yesterday, he wandered around with temp gauge, muttered something about we shouldn't have the window/door open as it 'confuses' the air-con, then went away.

I have the window/door (accesses the balconey) open again, a number of fans and a portable chiller working away.
You have to wear black head to foot Uncle according to R4 - like an arab like...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2009, 07:34:19 AM
Surely black absorbs the heat?    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 07:35:13 AM
Surely black absorbs the heat?    rubschin:
Ah yes, but it also absorbs heat from your body... and radiates heat like...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:36:36 AM
and is a very 'slimming' colour  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 30, 2009, 07:37:31 AM
and is a very 'slimming' colour  whistle:

But looking like a tent on roller skates?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2009, 07:38:46 AM
Oh dear
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:39:12 AM
I'm sure there is a niche market for such a look somewhere  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 07:39:39 AM
Oh dear
What luvvie?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2009, 07:44:26 AM
Lost the plot big time last night. Boy acting up. Mrs Nick on the warpath. Lots of little extra straws on the load. Went walkabout in the downpour. Had to be talked down by ex-lodger man half the night  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2009, 07:54:11 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 07:57:29 AM
Oh Nick - genuinely sorry to hear you had such a crap night  happy100  . Your friend sounds like a good un though .

Probably better that  you went off . rather than stayed in the house .  We all have our breaking points and when that happens escaping for a little bit is often the best thing.

xxx

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2009, 08:01:15 AM
Oh Nick - genuinely sorry to hear you had such a crap night  happy100  . Your friend sounds like a good un though .

Probably better that  you went off . rather than stayed in the house .  We all have our breaking points and when that happens escaping for a little bit is often the best thing.

xxx



What she said.


Apart from the xxx of course
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 08:27:39 AM
It was the karma thing wasn't it...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:02:20 AM
 happy100 Nick.


And 29C!!!! That's a freezer compared to the 32C in the coolest place in the office at the moment! I reckon I am sitting in pushing 35C!!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 09:03:06 AM
happy100 Nick.


And 29C!!!! That's a freezer compared to the 32C in the coolest place in the office at the moment! I reckon I am sitting in pushing 35C!!!!!
Wear back... and drink tea like...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:03:56 AM
 evil:

I am in a dress that amounts to little more than a thinish pillow case and drinking chilled orange squash with a fan on. I too can listen to the radio!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2009, 09:06:16 AM
32-35c  eeek:

I've just had a winge at the building manager. Fat lot of good that will do  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:08:14 AM
 eeek: indeed. And it will only get hotter as the Summer goes on.  noooo: Once this building gets hot it takes weeks to cool down so this is pretty much it for the next couple of months now. noooo:

Sadly there is no max working temp. Only a min.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 09:26:58 AM
True - but the employer still has a duty to ensure your working conditions are reasonable and at those temperatures that would not be considered reasonable
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2009, 09:27:55 AM
Are you suggesting Wench goes on strike? How could they tell?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:28:54 AM
True - but the employer still has a duty to ensure your working conditions are reasonable and at those temperatures that would not be considered reasonable

It's like  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2009, 09:32:52 AM
Engineers have arrived.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 09:33:55 AM
Engineers have arrived.
Unfortunately, they're the engineers that were called in January to fix the heating!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 30, 2009, 09:42:58 AM
True - but the employer still has a duty to ensure your working conditions are reasonable and at those temperatures that would not be considered reasonable

It's like  Banghead

Never happy are we?  ;D Only a few short weeks ago Wenchy was complaining about the weather being soooooooooo cold and telling us about her new moon boots.

It is currently 23  Deg C here, very cloudy but the forecast is that it will clear by lunchtime.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 09:45:26 AM
True - but the employer still has a duty to ensure your working conditions are reasonable and at those temperatures that would not be considered reasonable

It's like  Banghead

Never happy are we?  ;D Only a few short weeks ago Wenchy was complaining about the weather being soooooooooo cold and telling us about her new moon boots.

It is currently 23  Deg C here, very cloudy but the forecast is that it will clear by lunchtime.
There's just no pleasing them Snoops... same with the VP like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:52:55 AM
I didn't complain about the cold! I only complained about transportation issues with ice/snow etc! I'd always prefer to be cold to boiling alive!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 09:54:22 AM
I prefer hot and sticky like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 30, 2009, 09:55:39 AM
I didn't complain about the cold! I only complained about transportation issues with ice/snow etc! I'd always prefer to be cold to boiling alive!

Oooooo You little fibber ~ you were pining for the warmer climes of Spain all winter.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:56:14 AM
I didn't complain about the cold! I only complained about transportation issues with ice/snow etc! I'd always prefer to be cold to boiling alive!

Oooooo You little fibber ~ you were pining for the warmer climes of Spain all winter.

That was to see my Mummy.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 30, 2009, 09:58:38 AM
I didn't complain about the cold! I only complained about transportation issues with ice/snow etc! I'd always prefer to be cold to boiling alive!

Oooooo You little fibber ~ you were pining for the warmer climes of Spain all winter.

That was to see my Mummy.  sad24:

Oh all right ~ turn off the taps.  happy100








(She does that to me all the time ~ just to get her own way like)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 11:02:26 AM
I didn't complain about the cold! I only complained about transportation issues with ice/snow etc! I'd always prefer to be cold to boiling alive!

Oooooo You little fibber ~ you were pining for the warmer climes of Spain all winter.

That was to see my Mummy.  sad24:

Oh all right ~ turn off the taps.  happy100








(She does that to me all the time ~ just to get her own way like)

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 30, 2009, 01:08:34 PM
It is raining here now, you can tell it's summer because it is warm, I got caught in a storm and ended up wetter than a well-diggers arse
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2009, 01:50:39 PM
It is raining here now, you can tell it's summer because it is warm, I got caught in a storm and ended up wetter than a well-diggers arse
drumroll:

 lol: Many years since I heard that one.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on June 30, 2009, 01:57:25 PM
You can't beat us old 'uns DS
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 02:03:00 PM
Well you can but Age Concern and Help the Aged take a dim view of such things.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 30, 2009, 02:14:43 PM
Well you can but Age Concern and Help the Aged take a dim view of such things.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2009, 03:50:02 PM
Just popping in to say I am feeling more normal again after last night's goings on  noooo: Those who have had and kindly responded to PMs will know of wot I speak.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 03:54:12 PM
Glad to hear it ... cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2009, 04:12:44 PM
As indeed I am.  happy088













<edit> What's your definition of 'normal'  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 04:23:06 PM
Just popping in to say I am feeling more normal again after last night's goings on  noooo: Those who have had and kindly responded to PMs will know of wot I speak.
Normal eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2009, 04:37:12 PM
I speak loosely
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2009, 04:39:08 PM
I speak loosely
lol: Obviously...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 30, 2009, 04:50:47 PM
As indeed I am.  happy088


Seconded   ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2009, 04:55:11 PM
As indeed I am.  happy088


Seconded   ;)

Thirded.  ;D



xxx
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 05:59:25 PM
Hot and bothered  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2009, 06:02:52 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 06:05:04 PM
Evil afternoon at work today  evil:- tomorrow is big day for redundancy notifications and setting of competitive interviews. Some utter utter utter utter sleaze balls are doing their best to 'ensure' they have a job at the end of this - their pride being no where to be seen  - but the knives in backs all too evident  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 30, 2009, 06:17:46 PM
Evil afternoon at work today  evil:- tomorrow is big day for redundancy notifications and setting of competitive interviews. Some utter utter utter utter sleaze balls are doing their best to 'ensure' they have a job at the end of this - their pride being no where to be seen  - but the knives in backs all too evident  noooo:

 happy100 

I've had one of those "tenterhook" kind of days too.... crapolo supremo whilst they last... but all will be well, I'm sure
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2009, 06:20:26 PM
Must be something in the air this week.

At 6.50 I said to Mrs Nick, "Isn't it the 30th today?"

I had recalled an important event (starting at 7) which she is/was meant to be at.

I have never seen her move so fast
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 30, 2009, 06:22:55 PM
I couldn't believe it was the 30th today... July tomorrow, and I haven't been paid for May yet  evil: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2009, 06:24:07 PM
One of my contracts has not paid me since January  evil: I am paying them a surprise visit tomorrow  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2009, 06:25:55 PM
Wenchy will be getting her Christmas stuff ready soon  lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2009, 06:27:55 PM
That's torn it  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on June 30, 2009, 09:16:25 PM
Wenchy will be getting her Christmas stuff ready soon  lol:


cloud9:

Booking flights at the weekend!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2009, 05:25:26 AM
Wenchy will be getting her Christmas stuff ready soon  lol:


cloud9:

Booking flights at the weekend!  cloud9:

To santaland?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2009, 05:58:47 AM
Evil afternoon at work today  evil:- tomorrow is big day for redundancy notifications and setting of competitive interviews. Some utter utter utter utter sleaze balls are doing their best to 'ensure' they have a job at the end of this - their pride being no where to be seen  - but the knives in backs all too evident  noooo:

During a "take over" (hostile in nature) of my previous employers I happened across the Personel Director in the car park and suggested that she looked a little fraught. "How's it going 'upstairs'?" I enquired (as one would). She sat on the bonnet of her car, crossed her lovely long legs and accepted the proffered ciggy. "Short or long version?" she asked. "Short" I replied "Just a summary unless you want to go to the pub". "In short" she said "They are so bloody confused they have started stabbing one another in the front ~ and yes I need a drink". We repaired to the bar of a nearby hotel. eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2009, 06:01:27 AM
 Popcorn:

I once went for a job interview. One of the other candidates was quite  eyes:

The place was frightful, the interview went on all day and we both left at lunchtime without saying anything and went off to a hotel  eyes:

She said she had to be home by the time her husband got back at 6, so we had plenty of time, like  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2009, 06:02:52 AM
I secured my position within the company that night  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2009, 06:03:20 AM
Up the greasy pole?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2009, 06:05:12 AM
Indeed  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2009, 06:35:43 AM
I have just done something really really stoopid  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2009, 06:39:20 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2009, 06:43:13 AM
I was bored. I couldn't do anything too noisy like, so I went out on the balcony.

The I had this idea. I thought i would trim my beard (with my new electric trimmers like)

And I thought if I did it out there all the hair would just blow away.

So I did it.

2 problems:

1. No mirror  noooo:
2. Trimmers on wrong setting  noooo:

For the first time since 1973 I have, um, no beard  redface:

I have one hell of a five o'clock shadow, but no razor.  cussing: cussing:

I look like a muppet. And I have a meeting in Holborn, like  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2009, 06:45:03 AM
Oh dear!  point: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:


I shouldn't laugh ~ I have had a moustache for 41 years, I can't imagine what I would look like without it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2009, 06:45:39 AM
 sad24:

Mrs Nick has just seen me and screamed  eeek:

In for a penny. I've just attacked my eyebrows too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2009, 06:54:36 AM
I was bored. I couldn't do anything too noisy like, so I went out on the balcony.

The I had this idea. I thought i would trim my beard (with my new electric trimmers like)

And I thought if I did it out there all the hair would just blow away.

So I did it.

2 problems:

1. No mirror  noooo:
2. Trimmers on wrong setting  noooo:

For the first time since 1973 I have, um, no beard  redface:

I have one hell of a five o'clock shadow, but no razor.  cussing: cussing:

I look like a muppet. And I have a meeting in Holborn, like  Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:

Brilliant - have a clap from me

Don't worry about the meeting - they won't know what you're meant to look like - the hair will grow back and in the meantime, with your new look, you can take on a whole new persona  - who do you fancy being today  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2009, 06:55:42 AM
BM is advising me to got to a knocking shop. And they do know what I am meant to look like. They won't recognise me  noooo:

I don't recognise myself  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2009, 06:59:16 AM
It probably looks  a lot more drastic to you than it does to them.  The security blanket that has been your facial hair has been taken a way - you never know they may even be quite complimentary about it  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2009, 07:00:14 AM
Well I've fooked up my eyebrows now. These gadgets are a bit compulsive  redface: And I've got stubble in my eyes  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2009, 07:06:25 AM
Shaven pubic area coming up!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2009, 07:07:37 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2009, 07:23:38 AM
Snigger...  shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2009, 07:23:46 AM
Someone take the device of him - and soon  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2009, 07:25:21 AM
Someone take the device of him - and soon  eeek:
It'll be The Boy next - a burfday haircut like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2009, 07:35:15 AM
Hope he's not got any furry cushions in his hotel room  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2009, 07:37:11 AM
Hope he's not got any furry cushions in his hotel room  eeek:
Or nice fluffy towels like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2009, 07:49:23 AM
Also hope the train does not get delayed - who knows what distraction activities he might find to keep him amused  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 01, 2009, 07:52:31 AM
I once shaved one side oy my tache off - Mrs Tel didn't notice!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2009, 07:54:01 AM
Also hope the train does not get delayed - who knows what distraction activities he might find to keep him amused  eeek:

Prolly try to shave the beard off the Sikh driver or the head of the man dozing in the next seat.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2009, 07:55:24 AM
I once shaved one side oy my tache off - Mrs Tel didn't notice!
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2009, 08:01:39 AM
I have just relayed the tale of Nick's beard and eyebrows to Mrs S#2 and the family (all of whom know him of course)
She said:
"Nick is a lovely fellow but at the same time you have to admit he is a complete fuckwit"

THW dropped her breakfast spoon and her jaw  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2009, 08:06:19 AM
I have just relayed the tale of Nick's beard and eyebrows to Mrs S#2 and the family (all of whom know him of course)
She said:
"Nick is a lovely fellow but at the same time you have to admit he is a complete fuckwit"

THW dropped her breakfast spoon and her jaw  eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 01, 2009, 08:24:08 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 01, 2009, 11:49:33 AM
I have just relayed the tale of Nick's beard and eyebrows to Mrs S#2 and the family (all of whom know him of course)
She said:
"Nick is a lovely fellow but at the same time you have to admit he is a complete fuckwit"

THW dropped her breakfast spoon and her jaw  eeek:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 02, 2009, 06:18:02 AM
Quiet in here innit?....mmm nuffin in the till or petty cash box.. I must have a rummage through BM's nicker drawer eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2009, 06:41:24 AM
Quiet in here innit?....mmm nuffin in the till or petty cash box.. I must have a rummage through BM's nicker drawer eyes:
Oi!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 02, 2009, 06:50:44 AM
bugger.. rumbled! Exits stage left
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2009, 07:13:05 AM
Quiet in here innit?....mmm nuffin in the till or petty cash box.. I must have a rummage through BM's nicker drawer eyes:

If you were bored you could have got breakfast ready for the rest of us  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2009, 07:14:09 AM
Quiet in here innit?....mmm nuffin in the till or petty cash box.. I must have a rummage through BM's nicker drawer eyes:

If you were bored you could have got breakfast ready for the rest of us  whistle:
Quite so Miss D!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 02, 2009, 07:46:55 AM
Not much in the cupboard cherubs, I could have done you a pickled egg and crisps on a bed of salted peanuts platter rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2009, 07:48:08 AM
Always one with the excuses you - eh  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 02, 2009, 08:00:18 AM
Sorry.. will you spank me now?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2009, 08:09:54 AM
Sorry.. will you spank me now?

Oh alright  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2009, 08:11:06 AM
I have just relayed the tale of Nick's beard and eyebrows to Mrs S#2 and the family (all of whom know him of course)
She said:
"Nick is a lovely fellow but at the same time you have to admit he is a complete fuckwit"

THW dropped her breakfast spoon and her jaw  eeek:

I like the sound of the THW
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 02, 2009, 08:14:40 AM
 eeek:

Snoops is going get ya  lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2009, 09:59:25 AM
Feeling tired and lazy this morning. Had a shower, checked my e mails. Just went and made a coffee. Went out onto the balcony to survey things. Shouted Hello to my mate Roy.

He stared and said, 'WHy haven't you got any clothes on?'
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2009, 10:01:01 AM
 eeek: bet he failed to notice the lack of beard.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2009, 10:04:24 AM
Feeling tired and lazy this morning. Had a shower, checked my e mails. Just went and made a coffee. Went out onto the balcony to survey things. Shouted Hello to my mate Roy.

He stared and said, 'WHy haven't you got any clothes on?'
 redface:

noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2009, 07:47:53 PM
Oh dear. I had forgotten. Today is the Village Wine Tasting Festival  noooo:

It starts at 11.30 with drinks. It then moves to a large marquee at the Cricket Club.

420 people 'taste' wine. For 9 hours.  noooo:

Posh types. Blazers and ball gowns.

There are now 420 utterly pissed hoorays and such wandering about. They can't even recall their own names  noooo:

Noisy

















Vomit and arrests later  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 02, 2009, 07:52:29 PM
 happy001 happy001


And, a propos of nothing at all ... an ad on the home page here
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2009, 07:55:45 PM
I wonder how they thought of us?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 08:51:21 AM
What a week!!

Monday: Lose the plot
Tuesday: stay up all night werking
Wednesday: Absurd train journey to London and transvestites
Thursday: Boy sent home from school for fighting
Friday: trip on stairs and split entire head open. A&E till 1 this morning. SEVENTEEN stitches  noooo:

I may post a picture  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 04, 2009, 10:23:14 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 11:26:21 AM

Friday: trip on stairs and split entire head open. A&E till 1 this morning. SEVENTEEN stitches  noooo:

I may post a picture  evil:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

You poor thing  happy100

No pictures required though - thanks for the kind thought

Did they have to shave you  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 11:29:17 AM
No. I have a scar from my eyebrow to my hairline (vertically up my forehead). Not attractive. Had to dial 999 cos of all the blood  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 11:33:50 AM
What did you trip on - i.e. was it your own feet or stuff that had been left there to take upstairs  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on July 04, 2009, 11:34:19 AM
Put you feet up Nick no bloody point doing anything else today, you could watch the William sisters grunting on your box whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 11:35:14 AM
What did you trip on - i.e. was it your own feet or stuff that had been left there to take upstairs  whistle:

My own feet  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 11:35:45 AM
What did you trip on - i.e. was it your own feet or stuff that had been left there to take upstairs  whistle:
Roller skate carefully placed by The Boy prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 11:36:03 AM
Put you feet up Nick no bloody point doing anything else today, you could watch the William sisters grunting on your box whistle:

I shall be relaxing, but have no desire to watch those two grunting at each other
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2009, 12:14:34 PM
Neither do I.

Your scar ~ Harry Potter or Frankenstein?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:15:39 PM
The doctor was babbling about harry Potter. I think it's more in the Frankensteen class.  noooo:

I have ointment too!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:15:55 PM
Neither do I.

Your scar ~ Harry Potter or Frankenstein?
I expect you mean Frankenstein's monster...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:16:03 PM
I said Frankenstein in a pm and got chastised  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:17:27 PM
I said Frankenstein in a pm and got chastised  scared2:
lol: lol: lol:

Who did that?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:19:50 PM
But she made up for it by sending me a nurse eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:21:18 PM
But she made up for it by sending me a nurse eyes:
She hasn't sent me a nurse!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:22:52 PM
You haven't got serious head injuries  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:23:09 PM
You are not ill or hurt  whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:23:50 PM
You are not ill or hurt  whistle:


I hurt my shoulder last week >>>>> No nurse.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2009, 12:27:31 PM
Neither do I.

Your scar ~ Harry Potter or Frankenstein?
I expect you mean Frankenstein's monster...?  whistle:

Probably.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:32:35 PM
You are not ill or hurt  whistle:


I hurt my shoulder last week >>>>> No nurse.  evil:

I have sent you a belated nurse  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:35:34 PM
Miss D turns Virtual Pimp  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 12:41:07 PM
luncheon vouchers will no longer be accepted  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:50:02 PM
You are not ill or hurt  whistle:


I hurt my shoulder last week >>>>> No nurse.  evil:

I have sent you a belated nurse  whistle:
eeek:

Hubba, hubba! Are you trying to cure my shoulder or get me to dislocate it?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 12:51:40 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 12:52:53 PM
Popcorn:
It is eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 01:21:20 PM
Mrs Nick has just been questioning me about my accident (she was out at the time). I showed her exactly where I banged my head on the large wooden post on the stairs,

She is now examining it carefully for damage    Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 01:27:33 PM
Mrs Nick has just been questioning me about my accident (she was out at the time). I showed her exactly where I banged my head on the large wooden post on the stairs,

She is now examining it carefully for damage    Angry9:
She's wondering if that laydee down the road hit you over the head with something...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 01:28:00 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 01:41:08 PM
Mrs Nick has just been questioning me about my accident (she was out at the time). I showed her exactly where I banged my head on the large wooden post on the stairs,

She is now examining it carefully for damage    Angry9:

But this is after she has shown you lots of sympathy I hope  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 01:42:54 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 01:45:11 PM
Deffo Frankenstein's monster!  shocked003 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 01:46:06 PM
I took a picture of the damage but I can't get it from my phone to the compooter so I texted it to Pastis. He is welcome to post it here if he knows how
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 01:51:25 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 01:51:51 PM
I daren't look in the mirror  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 01:54:53 PM
Wear a bandana!  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 01:55:37 PM
After tesco have been I shall look like Carmen Miranda.

Oh, bandana  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 02:01:46 PM
After tesco have been I shall look like Carmen Miranda.

Oh, bandana  redface:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
An uncanny likeness
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 02:06:33 PM
Excellent!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 02:18:05 PM
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What a freak!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 02:18:33 PM
You are most kind  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 02:20:27 PM
You are most kind  evil:
So, did they have to shave all your hair off right back like that to stitch it like...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 02:21:00 PM
I have a high forehead, like. It makes space for my mahoosive brain
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 02:21:59 PM
I have a high forehead, like. It makes space for my mahoosive brain
Of course...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 04, 2009, 02:23:30 PM
I believe it is also called balding!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 02:28:55 PM
Wenchy is being horrid to me  sad24:

And they made me have a tetanus injection in my bottom  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 02:58:03 PM
I must be getting soft in me ol age but I feel dreadfully sorry for you Nick. It really does look very painful  noooo:

When the damage is repaired and you are left with an almost unnoticeable scar  8) - you can make up lots of other various stories about how you obtained the scar - much more menacing than tripping on the stairs of course  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:07:03 PM
It doesn't hurt at all. I just look like I have been attacked with a machete  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 03:11:43 PM
 eeek:

I can account for my whereabouts last night if needs be  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 03:37:25 PM
Klaus Kinski has a scar rather like that if I recall ... I shall have to find a pic  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:40:34 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 03:43:27 PM
I can't find the pic / film I was thinking of... mind you, he was partial to a bucket from time to time...

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That would work as an alternative  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:44:05 PM
BM has already offered to rent me his bucket (on the usual terms)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 03:47:30 PM
How do we know it is Nick's head...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:48:16 PM
Who else's head would it be?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 03:56:01 PM
Who else's head would it be?  ::)
You could have found that picture on one of your bizarre Intermong searches... then posted it for a bit of sympathy and to get Miss D to send you a nurse like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:58:09 PM
Do you want a blood sample. I have just found handprints n my bathroom wall  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 03:59:24 PM
Who else's head would it be?  ::)
You could have found that picture on one of your bizarre Intermong searches... then posted it for a bit of sympathy and to get Miss D to send you a nurse like...  rubschin:

Even for you that is a bit far fetched  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 03:59:53 PM
He's just jealous of my nurse
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 04:03:55 PM
Who else's head would it be?  ::)
You could have found that picture on one of your bizarre Intermong searches... then posted it for a bit of sympathy and to get Miss D to send you a nurse like...  rubschin:

Even for you that is a bit far fetched  lol:
For me perhaps... but for Nick...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 04:04:46 PM
I'll do an Uncle Mort here and adjudicate that it's genuine  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2009, 04:05:49 PM
I suspect Mrs Nick wasn't so much examining the stair post for damage as removing the piano wire she had placed there earlier.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2009, 04:06:16 PM
I'll do an Uncle Mort here and adjudicate that it's genuine  8)


It certainly looks like Nick's bonce I admit.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 04:07:34 PM
I'll do an Uncle Mort here and adjudicate that it's genuine  8)
You could be in it together like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 04:08:12 PM
I'll do an Uncle Mort here and adjudicate that it's genuine  8)


It certainly looks like Nick's bonce I admit.
All three of you!  cussing:

Although I admit it is looking less plausible...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 04:13:14 PM
I'll do an Uncle Mort here and adjudicate that it's genuine  8)


It certainly looks like Nick's bonce I admit.
All three of you!  cussing:

Although I admit it is looking less plausible...  redface:

Never mind....  happy100

BTW, can you remove the image size details off Nick's avatart?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 04:13:48 PM
WHY? I like those
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 04:14:46 PM
.....and that scar off his picture like so we can see the before shot  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 04:15:13 PM
I may post updates. As it heals like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2009, 04:16:08 PM
I'll do an Uncle Mort here and adjudicate that it's genuine  8)


It certainly looks like Nick's bonce I admit.
All three of you!  cussing:

Although I admit it is looking less plausible...  redface:

Never mind....  happy100

BTW, can you remove the image size details off Nick's avatart?
image size? doh:

I thought it was his prison number...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 04, 2009, 04:17:30 PM
 drumroll:

Fine, leave it  lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2009, 04:21:07 PM
The way things are going he'll need another new avatar by next weekend.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 04:24:18 PM
Fully comp  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 04:30:49 PM
Well I have the Boy at home for 2 more days and then I am off to Brummagem.

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2009, 06:43:21 PM
For those of a nervous disposition etc etc....



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'kinnell Nick. Just as well you fell off the bottom stair and not the top one
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 06:44:07 PM
I think the scar has spoilt my chances with the laydee policeman  cry:

And I fell UP the stairs
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2009, 06:49:05 PM
I think the scar has spoilt my chances with the laydee policeman  cry:

And I fell UP the stairs

So much for the lady tennis umpire - and I thought that was love  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2009, 06:55:06 PM
She is not here  sad32:. The laydee in the uniform was  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2009, 02:47:28 PM
Spanish visitors for lunch. I spend three hours talking to one of them and asking questions about her before Mrs Nick reminds me that she is the sister of a good friend and that I have met her several times in Valencia  redface: redface: redface:







also
 Banghead

ooh, my head  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2009, 03:00:39 PM
Can you no blame the injury for all memory loss in the future....... should get you out of a few scrapes  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2009, 03:02:03 PM
I think I am going senile  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 05, 2009, 07:06:08 PM
I think I am going senile  cry:

You are not alone  happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2009, 07:08:45 PM
But you are  happy100

Mrs TMR jetted off to ginger cousins land?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 05, 2009, 07:24:18 PM
But you are  happy100

Mrs TMR jetted off to ginger cousins land?

No, I will drop her off at Gatwick at 5.30am tomorrow. Then I wont see her until Sunday pm, as I am going to a stag weekend in Bournemouth on Friday. And I've just be told that in Bournemouth next weekend it is "Gay Pride" weekend  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2009, 07:35:43 PM
But you are  happy100

Mrs TMR jetted off to ginger cousins land?

No, I will drop her off at Gatwick at 5.30am tomorrow. Then I wont see her until Sunday pm, as I am going to a stag weekend in Bournemouth on Friday. And I've just be told that in Bournemouth next weekend it is "Gay Pride" weekend  noooo:

Gay Pride in Bournemouth! Gay pensioners?

I am sure all kinds of new experiences will open up for you  happy088

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 05, 2009, 07:38:40 PM
But you are  happy100

Mrs TMR jetted off to ginger cousins land?

No, I will drop her off at Gatwick at 5.30am tomorrow. Then I wont see her until Sunday pm, as I am going to a stag weekend in Bournemouth on Friday. And I've just be told that in Bournemouth next weekend it is "Gay Pride" weekend  noooo:

Gay Pride in Bournemouth! Gay pensioners?

I am sure all kinds of new experiences will open up for you  happy088



 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2009, 07:39:03 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 05, 2009, 07:41:30 PM
Brighton might be quite quiet next weekend though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 06, 2009, 05:24:51 AM
Gatwick and back in 45 minutes  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2009, 04:22:24 PM
Good grief I go away for a few days and this place turns into an executive version of Cluedo.  By my reckoning it was Mrs Peacock on the stairs with a candlestick. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2009, 04:25:04 PM
Good grief I go away for a few days and this place turns into an executive version of Cluedo.  By my reckoning it was Mrs Peacock on the stairs with a candlestick. noooo:
Executive!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 06, 2009, 05:09:07 PM
 eeek:

 noooo:  More like Home for the Bewildered version  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2009, 05:11:00 PM
and beleaguered  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 06, 2009, 05:14:13 PM
Oh dear, what have they done to you today?  Are you all trained up?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
Think children Pastis and you will automatically know the fuel source of my current state of mind  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2009, 05:22:54 PM
 happy100

Why are they such bastards?  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

ooh, my head
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 06, 2009, 07:14:15 PM
Good grief I go away for a few days and this place turns into an executive version of Cluedo.  By my reckoning it was Mrs Peacock on the stairs with a candlestick. noooo:
Executive!  cloud9:


Deffo executive, Nick has a brief case and he is not afraid to use it. scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2009, 08:07:26 AM
Well Plod have been and gone. Stern talking to for The Boy and a warning that if such a thing happens again he may have to go to the Police Station.

It will happen again  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2009, 08:18:50 AM
Well Plod have been and gone. Stern talking to for The Boy and a warning that if such a thing happens again he may have to go to the Police Station.

It will happen again  noooo:
Did he play for them like...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2009, 08:20:57 AM
 tunble:

You can tell who the mouthy ones are...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2009, 08:35:30 AM
 noooo:

Careful BM, you wouldn't want them to leave for good.  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2009, 09:09:20 AM
noooo:

Careful BM, you wouldn't want them to leave for good.  confused:

Good lord no!  noooo:

Just interesting to see how quiet it is with the laydees away...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2009, 09:54:39 AM
Mrs TMRBB has an interview at 1pm. Being met by the Financial Director of the company in a pub in Staines  rubschin:

I shall be going undercover to keep an eye on proceedings...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2009, 09:55:29 AM
In a pub? On a Sunday?

Someone should tell TG about this new technique

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2009, 10:06:16 AM
In a pub? On a Sunday?

Someone should tell TG about this new technique



I was a little suspicious, but seeing as she's working in Edinburgh Monday to Friday, it makes attending their offices in High Wycombe somewhat tricky, so he's putting himself out really. Can't complain too much, but if I see any untoward advances I shall chin him  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2009, 10:22:43 AM
Which pub...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2009, 10:26:19 AM
The Swan. A Fullers pub  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2009, 10:28:03 AM
The Swan. A Fullers pub  cloud9:
A few pints of London Pride and let Mrs. TMR (to be) drive home then...  happy088

Staines is a shit hole....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2009, 11:56:16 AM
Exactly BM! First pint going down now!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2009, 12:48:13 PM
3rd...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2009, 12:58:28 PM
3rd...
Just been out on my hairdryer motorbike - lovely...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2009, 03:00:30 PM
Just put a tenner on "the Invisible Man" 4pm Newton Abbot.

Can't see it coming in though.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2009, 03:01:48 PM
Just put a tenner on "the Invisible Man" 4pm Newton Abbot.

Can't see it coming in though.  ;)
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2009, 03:18:36 PM
Bit like your tickets then  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2009, 03:22:36 PM
Placed third. ?6.85 up. I've put it on 'Tuesdays Gone' seems like an omen.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2009, 03:30:00 PM
As a Mutual Friend, I would have always gone for Rippling Ring with McCoy on board ;-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2009, 03:31:38 PM
You back gay horses  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 20, 2009, 10:22:28 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 10:27:51 AM
Some of us are werking  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 20, 2009, 10:29:54 AM
Some of us aren't.  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 12:53:51 PM
I've been shopping...

Don't you think that when LL puts 'two pieces of ginger' on the list she should have specified the size of the aforementioned pieces...?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 12:54:25 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 12:55:23 PM
Popcorn:
Suffice to say food in chez Barman will be ginger spiced (fnarf) for the foreseeable future...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 12:56:34 PM
How mahoosive were these pieces? And how much did they cost? Anw why not one piece of ginger? And how big did she mean?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 20, 2009, 12:58:08 PM
Popcorn:
Suffice to say food in chez Barman will be ginger spiced (fnarf) for the foreseeable future...  redface:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 12:58:52 PM
How mahoosive were these pieces? And how much did they cost? Anw why not one piece of ginger? And how big did she mean?
It was only like ?1 per kilo or something...

She wanted two tiny pieces for a recipe... I figured at ?1/Kg I'd get the biggest they had....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:00:22 PM
Why not one tiny piece then? I am unsure what ginger looks like in the wild. Where does it come from? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 20, 2009, 01:01:22 PM
Tis a root.

All twisted and gnarled.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:01:34 PM
Popcorn:
Suffice to say food in chez Barman will be ginger spiced (fnarf) for the foreseeable future...  redface:


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 rubschin:

Hubba, hubba...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:02:15 PM
Why not one tiny piece then? I am unsure what ginger looks like in the wild. Where does it come from? rubschin:
Tesco in your case I would think... I went to Orphanedes....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:02:38 PM
She looks like an alien  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:04:22 PM
She looks like an alien  noooo:
At least she is more than half your age!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:05:30 PM
Mrs Nick is en route to meet Prince Chopper. She called to ask how my satnav werks. It seems this conference centre is not marked on maps or road signs  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:06:36 PM
She looks like an alien  noooo:
At least she is more than half your age!  point:

You are merely jealous of my new acquaintance with the curvaceous Yvette who is far from home and living alone next door and eager to improve her English
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:09:24 PM
She looks like an alien  noooo:
At least she is more than half your age!  point:

You are merely jealous of my new acquaintance with the curvaceous Yvette who is far from home and living alone next door and eager to improve her English
And you'll start with "Je suis un vieil homme sale"  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:10:23 PM
I am happy to help her get better acquainted with my native tongue  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:12:52 PM
I am happy to help her get better acquainted with my native tongue  angel1
WARNING!

For fucks sake don't type 'split tongue' into google images while searching for a witty pictorial response!  eeek:





 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:18:09 PM
Why did you tell me not to do that  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:20:24 PM
Why did you tell me not to do that  Banghead Banghead Banghead
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 01:37:48 PM
I am happy to help her get better acquainted with my native tongue  angel1
WARNING!

For fucks sake don't type 'split tongue' into google images while searching for a witty pictorial response!  eeek:

At least it is banned by the US military. ::)





 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:38:36 PM
She's been at the mushrooms noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 01:48:57 PM
She's been at the mushrooms noooo:

Quite so, but that does not detract from the fact that it has been banned by the US military. Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 01:50:47 PM
Mushrooms?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 01:54:16 PM
Mushrooms?  eeek:

Noo silly face this....


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 01:55:32 PM
 eeek:  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 02:00:33 PM
Ginger is good for that  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 02:14:57 PM
Ginger what is 'good' for that exactly?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 02:19:47 PM
The Kama Sutra has a few suggestions  eyes:

Assuming BM has some honey to hand  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 02:26:45 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 02:30:27 PM
I see you have not tried that  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 02:32:09 PM
I don't like ginger.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 02:32:46 PM
Not to eat, no  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2009, 02:47:26 PM
Oh good grief I leave for a few minutes to pluck mushrooms and fish from the garden and the whole thread degenerates into a schoolboy lustfest. What am I to do? surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 03:13:21 PM
Oh good grief I leave for a few minutes to pluck mushrooms and fish from the garden and the whole thread degenerates into a schoolboy lustfest. What am I to do? surrender:
Join in...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 03:49:20 PM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 03:51:18 PM
eyes:
You scared her off Nick...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 03:52:57 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 04:10:03 PM
cloud9:
Bad Nick!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 20, 2009, 04:15:40 PM
What's been going on here then?

I've been packing.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 04:20:45 PM
Don't worry
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 20, 2009, 04:22:08 PM
Thanks for the advice.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 04:28:38 PM
What's been going on here then?

I've been packing.
Nick has been led astray by a young French gerl like...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 20, 2009, 04:41:26 PM
How far astray?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2009, 05:01:59 PM
How far astray?
Past Lidl.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 05:54:27 PM
We have had a nice chat.

Whilst I have been helping her with her bed and stuff  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 05:54:57 PM
We have had a nice chat.

Whilst I have been helping her with her bed and stuff  angel1
Did she call you 'papa'...?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 06:08:17 PM
We have had a nice chat.

Whilst I have been helping her with her bed and stuff  angel1
Did she call you 'papa'...?  point:

Grandpapa more likely
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 06:09:56 PM
We have had a nice chat.

Whilst I have been helping her with her bed and stuff  angel1
Did she call you 'papa'...?  point:

Grandpapa more likely
happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 06:19:29 PM
 angel1

She is very sweet.

We are having a glass of wine shortly  angel1

Jealousy is such an unpleasant thing  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2009, 06:23:51 PM
'Spect you remind her of home

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 06:29:16 PM
 evil:

just popping out for a bit  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 06:31:52 PM
evil:

just popping out for a bit  angel1
Don't forget your Rhypnol....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 20, 2009, 06:50:02 PM
evil:

just popping out for a bit  angel1
Don't forget your Rhypnol....  noooo:

Unfair BM. I can imagine any young(er) French lass being totally in awe of an older, rotund, scar-headed English blerk. Who - on balance - may be slightly mad. Simples  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 06:51:45 PM
evil:

just popping out for a bit  angel1
Don't forget your Rhypnol....  noooo:

Unfair BM. I can imagine any young(er) French lass being totally in awe of an older, rotund, scar-headed English blerk. Who - on balance - may be slightly mad. Simples  whistle:
True... ol' scarface will be fighting her off... prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 20, 2009, 06:57:29 PM
evil:

just popping out for a bit  angel1
Don't forget your Rhypnol....  noooo:

Unfair BM. I can imagine any young(er) French lass being totally in awe of an older, rotund, scar-headed English blerk. Who - on balance - may be slightly mad. Simples  whistle:
True... ol' scarface will be fighting her off... prolly...  whistle:

With a pitchfork and a screaming plead to the French Embassy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2009, 06:58:20 PM
evil:

just popping out for a bit  angel1
Don't forget your Rhypnol....  noooo:

Unfair BM. I can imagine any young(er) French lass being totally in awe of an older, rotund, scar-headed English blerk. Who - on balance - may be slightly mad. Simples  whistle:
True... ol' scarface will be fighting her off... prolly...  whistle:

With a pitchfork and a screaming plead to the French Embassy.
Aye... the police will be called before the night is out... mark my werds like...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2009, 07:09:59 PM
evil:

just popping out for a bit  angel1
Don't forget your Rhypnol....  noooo:

Unfair BM. I can imagine any young(er) French lass being totally in awe of an older, rotund, scar-headed English blerk. Who - on balance - may be slightly mad. Simples  whistle:
True... ol' scarface will be fighting her off... prolly...  whistle:

With a pitchfork and a screaming plead to the French Embassy.

By the young lady begging for them to send out the Foreign Legion to rescue her prolly whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2009, 07:41:35 PM
What a charming young lady  cloud9:

Good job Mrs Nick is away, like  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2009, 08:09:14 PM
What a charming young lady  cloud9:

Good job Mrs Nick is away, like  eeek:

I assume Tesco online will be delivering your 144 bottles of Airwick "Garlic Away" formula shortly?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 05:57:05 AM
What a charming young lady  cloud9:

Good job Mrs Nick is away, like  eeek:

I assume Tesco online will be delivering your 144 bottles of Airwick "Garlic Away" formula shortly?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 07:28:46 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 07:43:25 AM
evil:
Plus a gross of 'Le rubber johnnie'  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 07:58:41 AM
Mrs Nick called me on the phone at 6.00  evil: sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 08:19:44 AM
Mrs Nick called me on the phone at 6.00  evil: sleep017
She's prolly been reading about your nocturnal exploits on here!  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:25:11 AM
I doubt it. She was calling to ask how to connect my laptop (which she has borrowed) to the Intermong
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 08:26:56 AM
I doubt it. She was calling to ask how to connect my laptop (which she has borrowed) to the Intermong
Did she meet HRH like...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:27:27 AM
I guess so. I was in no mood for chit chat  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 08:32:32 AM
I guess so. I was in no mood for chit chat  evil:
No then... it would have been the first thing she said like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 21, 2009, 08:36:55 AM
I doubt it. She was calling to ask how to connect my laptop (which she has borrowed) to the Intermong

Don't expect it to ever work again  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 08:41:24 AM
I fear you are right. I hope she remembers to update the AVG thingy  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 12:48:13 PM
The building related mess is unbelievable. I feel like crying  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 12:51:57 PM
The building related mess is unbelievable. I feel like crying  sad24:
Ugh... that'll make lines all down your dust-covered face...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 12:56:08 PM
We too have builders in ~ fortunately working outside, in the rain like.
They seem to have upset Mrs S#2 and they deffo have not been given tea. I'm keeping a low profile.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 03:01:12 PM
Builders have all gone. The mess  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 03:08:11 PM
Builders have all gone. The mess  noooo:
Get a cleaner in - quick!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 03:16:12 PM
Would not the nice young French lady come to your assistance?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 03:19:38 PM
I'm sure she will be there, with her knitting, when Mrs Nick gets home.  whistle:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 04:27:57 PM
Note to self: do not use large quantities of white spirit and then stop for a fag break  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 04:31:09 PM
Just eyebrows or eyebrows, nose hair and beard gone?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 04:32:01 PM
Just eyebrows or eyebrows, nose hair and beard gone?
He shaved his beard off... just his eyebrows... and the hairs on his arms prolly...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 04:34:48 PM
Never learns does he?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 04:36:02 PM
Never learns does he?
No... quite endearing....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 04:40:11 PM
Arms, eyebrows, nose hair  cry:

Blooody good stuff for cleaning wooden floors though

Fumes are a problem  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 04:42:05 PM
Would it help if every time you had an idea you sat down and forgot about it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 04:43:02 PM
Would it help if every time you had an idea you sat down and forgot about it?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 04:45:36 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 04:47:50 PM
sad24:
happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 04:49:01 PM
The whole house stinks of white spirit  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 04:51:17 PM
The whole house stinks of white spirit  cry:
Walk around with a candle... soon have those pesky fumes driven off.... whistle:


Anyhoo... I thought you'd bribed some underage youth to fix the floor?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 04:51:50 PM
It would.The one follows the other. Application = Smell. It will be gone in a few days, leave the windows open and blame the builders.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 04:52:23 PM
Nick enjoys a well-earned fag!

 Explode:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 04:53:14 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 05:09:57 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 05:10:55 PM
happy100
You'll be stinking of white spirit now...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 05:14:41 PM
Should prolly set fire to myself and go and smoke the wasps out.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 05:16:06 PM
Should prolly set fire to myself and go and smoke the wasps out.
A plan!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 05:17:14 PM
Our first martyr  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 05:17:41 PM
Our first martyr  cloud9:
cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 05:19:51 PM
Our first martyr  cloud9:


I could become a saint like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
Patron saint of Pinot Grigio  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2009, 05:22:34 PM
Patron saint of Pinot Grigio  cloud9:

Oh yes. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
Bastard builders cut a corner. All the curtain rails have fallen down  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2009, 05:37:21 PM
What exactly were these builders ....errr..... building?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 05:37:42 PM
Bastard builders cut a corner. All the curtain rails have fallen down  Banghead Banghead Banghead
What... they just fell down without you touching them...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2009, 05:56:30 PM
Bastard builders cut a corner. All the curtain rails have fallen down  Banghead Banghead Banghead
What... they just fell down without you touching them...?  noooo:

I opened the windows to clear the fumes and the breeze made them fall down  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2009, 07:11:47 PM
Bastard builders cut a corner. All the curtain rails have fallen down  Banghead Banghead Banghead
What... they just fell down without you touching them...?  noooo:

I opened the windows to clear the fumes and the breeze made them fall down  cussing:
Of course....  char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 06:50:48 AM
Mrs Nick wishes to complain about the werkmen. Given that she hasbn't seen the werk (being in Sussex like) I am getting e mailed instructions about what to tell the bossman  noooo:

She is nuts
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 07:01:52 AM
Mrs Nick wishes to complain about the werkmen. Given that she hasbn't seen the werk (being in Sussex like) I am getting e mailed instructions about what to tell the bossman  noooo:

She is nuts
Ah... but did you tell her about the curtains... and the white spirit smells like...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 07:02:15 AM
No  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 07:04:53 AM
No  noooo:

really...?

Mrs. Nick: How is the work coming on?
Nick: Perfectly my precious - nothing for you to trouble your pretty little head about...
Mrs. Nick: What has happened?
Nick: All the curtains fell down and the place stinks of white spirit and one of the workmen shat in the garden...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 07:22:50 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 07:28:43 AM
sad24:
The truth is out!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 08:04:29 AM
sad24:


: happy100  It wasn't a good day yesterday was it, still onward and downwards as they say.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 08:30:49 AM
Nick is in trouble with Mrs. Nick!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 09:00:17 AM
No change there then. ::)

Still she may not recognise him what with his new sophisticaed bold new bald look.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 09:37:27 AM
I am still being bossed about by e mail  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 09:56:35 AM
You could refuse by email like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 10:07:21 AM
Not, I suspect, if he want's to retain his testicles on Mrs Nicks return. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 10:19:15 AM
Not, I suspect, if he want's to retain his testicles on Mrs Nicks return. noooo:

He'll be lucky ~ she keeps them in her handbag at all times.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 22, 2009, 11:17:55 AM
Not, I suspect, if he want's to retain his testicles on Mrs Nicks return. noooo:

He'll be lucky ~ she keeps them in her extremely small handbag at all times.  whistle:

Corrected for you.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 12:06:39 PM
Hot... new neighbours... beer...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 12:11:11 PM
Is that Hot as in "Phew warra scorcher" or Hot as in new neighbours  eyes: ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 12:14:35 PM
Not, I suspect, if he want's to retain his testicles on Mrs Nicks return. noooo:

He'll be lucky ~ she keeps them in her extremely small handbag at all times.  whistle:

Corrected for you.  whistle:

She is small but scary  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 12:14:50 PM
Is that Hot as in "Phew warra scorcher" or Hot as in new neighbours  eyes: ?
Scorcher...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 12:16:20 PM
Is she French?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 12:18:24 PM
prolly, she serves warm beer. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 12:20:33 PM
Is she French?
Estonia...?  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 12:23:21 PM
Language problems then  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 22, 2009, 12:25:10 PM
Is she French?
Estonia...?  surrender:

That's a nice name. ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 12:26:40 PM
Language problems then  tunble:
Yes... actually, I think it was the Ukraine... with hindsight like...  redface:

Still, mighty appreciative of 'my hovercraft is full of eels'...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 12:45:40 PM
Is she an -ova? eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 12:49:38 PM
Is she an -ova? eyes:
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:02:22 PM
Horse face then. They are one or the other  noooo:

Elasticated waistband, I'll bet  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 01:04:06 PM
The voice of experience reveals all  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:05:30 PM
Yes, and pay attention the rest of you.

Yes you, giggling at the back BM. Silly boy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 01:05:55 PM
Yes, and pay attention the rest of you.

Yes you, giggling at the back BM. Silly boy
redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:33:54 PM
In the general post building mess all the clean washing is buried somewhere.

Decided to not bother with underpants today.

Have just trapped my willy in my zip  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 01:42:49 PM
Buy 501s in future  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:43:46 PM
I may have to bandage it  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 01:56:01 PM
What do you do when you cut your finger?  whistle:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 01:56:32 PM
What do you do when you cut your finger?  whistle:

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eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 01:56:47 PM
She isn't home till 6  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2009, 01:57:51 PM
She isn't home till 6  noooo:
Mademoiselle...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 22, 2009, 01:58:52 PM
She isn't home till 6  noooo:

DIY then. Or get a man in.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2009, 02:06:48 PM
She isn't home till 6  noooo:
Mademoiselle...?  eyes:

Charming gerl  cloud9:

Very obliging
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2009, 02:22:56 PM
She isn't home till 6  noooo:
Mademoiselle...?  eyes:

Charming gerl  cloud9:

Very obliging

"There may be trouble ahead.."
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:04:56 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 10:11:51 AM
Mrs Nick calls to announce her return  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:15:07 AM
Mrs Nick calls to announce her return  scared2:
EEEEEeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk!  shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 10:18:18 AM
Better get on and tidy up then. ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 10:19:32 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 23, 2009, 10:20:15 AM
I've been werking, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 10:24:55 AM
"I can smell garlic and Gauloise"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 10:26:00 AM
"I can smell garlic, Gauloise and le white spirit"

There...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 11:07:47 AM
l'arome des cheveux br?l?s l?g?rement ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:10:07 AM
l'arome des cheveux br?l?s l?g?rement ?
Oui, avec l'odeur du chaos et de la destruction...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 11:14:41 AM
l'arome des cheveux br?l?s l?g?rement ?
Oui, avec l'odeur du chaos et de la destruction...  lol:
Et l'odeur de la mort de blaireau
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:17:02 AM
l'arome des cheveux br?l?s l?g?rement ?
Oui, avec l'odeur du chaos et de la destruction...  lol:
Et l'odeur de la mort de blaireau
Oh comment nous avons ri !  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 11:19:10 AM
l'arome des cheveux br?l?s l?g?rement ?
Oui, avec l'odeur du chaos et de la destruction...  lol:
Et l'odeur de la mort de blaireau
Oh comment nous avons ri !  lol:
Bien sur.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 11:40:30 AM
I've been cleaning. The hoover has just exploded  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:42:10 AM
l'arome des cheveux br?l?s l?g?rement ?
Oui, avec l'odeur du chaos et de la destruction...  lol:
Et l'odeur de la mort de blaireau
Et maintenant l'odeur suppl?mentaire d'un aspirateur de explosion.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 11:47:07 AM
I am going over to borrow the neighbours' Dyson. They are on holiday and will never know  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:48:28 AM
I am going over to borrow the neighbours' Dyson. They are on holiday and will never know  scared2:
Of course...  noooo:

Um, you don't think it might have been the white spirit that blew the first one up do you...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 11:49:26 AM
No. Rubble  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 11:51:09 AM
No. Rubble  noooo:
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 12:03:07 PM
Is that he of the crocodile swamp and his own hill?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:04:53 PM
Now their Dyson is full of rubble  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 12:07:30 PM
Now their Dyson is full of rubble  noooo:
And you expected what exactly...?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:12:13 PM
 sad24:

This is all going horribly wrong
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 12:13:41 PM
sad24:

This is all going horribly wrong



And you expected what exactly? ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 12:13:51 PM
sad24:

This is all going horribly wrong
And you expected what exactly...?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:14:26 PM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 12:14:34 PM
sad24:

This is all going horribly wrong

Many emotions spring to mind.

'Surprise' is not among them.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 12:15:31 PM
Empty their Dyson and put it back. Phone Currys or someone else in that line of business and order a replacement. Mrs Nick will never know since you are in charge of the Marigolds and other cleaning aids at Chez Nick.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 12:16:48 PM
aids at Chez Nick.

 eeek: I knew that French bint was too good to be true.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 12:17:52 PM
Empty their Dyson and put it back. Phone Currys or someone else in that line of business and order a replacement. Mrs Nick will never know since you are in charge of the Marigolds and other cleaning aids at Chez Nick.
Alternatively... smash a window (from the outside  ::) ) and blame burglars...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:33:53 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 12:34:33 PM
sad24:
You are doomed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:35:09 PM
 sad24:

I was just moving the Boy's wardrobe back into position. It came flatpacked.

It is now flatpacked again  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 12:36:45 PM
sad24:

I was just moving the Boy's wardrobe back into position. It came flatpacked.

It is now flatpacked again  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Doomed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:37:25 PM
I will just go and do some more hoovering Dysoning
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 12:40:25 PM
I will just go and do some more hoovering Dysoning
When is she due back...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 12:41:02 PM
6?  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 12:49:10 PM
6?  scared2:
I'd start drinking wine now then... to ease the pain like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 01:05:00 PM
I've turned black  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 01:06:19 PM
I've turned black  noooo:
You haven't Nick - the mirror is filthy is all...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 01:09:54 PM
Shower and pub  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 01:10:31 PM
Shower and pub  cloud9:
Good man!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 01:25:26 PM
My washing machine is full of mushrooms  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on July 23, 2009, 01:41:09 PM
nobody ask, nobody ask !!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 01:42:00 PM
I did some washing last Friday and sort of forgot about it  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 01:51:13 PM
My washing machine is full of mushrooms  sad24:
The sun shines blue in the moonlight...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 02:05:55 PM
And I have a scab on my willy  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2009, 02:15:47 PM
And I have a scab on my willy  sad24:
Well at least she won't see that.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 02:32:58 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 02:44:20 PM
And I have a scab on my willy  sad24:
I warned you about that French girl!  noooo:

Anyhoo... eyes down, look in, beer o'clock!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 02:48:37 PM
Mrs Nick calls to say she is late. She hasn't left Sussex yet!

She says they will stop en route to eat. Banghead

I have made a pie!! Banghead

Fook this lark. I have boiled the fungus and will now, um, got the pub again.
 Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 02:50:52 PM
Mrs Nick calls to say she is late. She hasn't left Sussex yet!

She says they will stop en route to eat. Banghead

I have made a pie!! Banghead

Fook this lark. I have boiled the fungus and will now, um, got the pub again.
 Banghead

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 02:58:10 PM
Not gone yet. And she tells me the Prince DID show her his chopper  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 03:03:00 PM
Not gone yet. And she tells me the Prince DID show her his chopper  noooo:
Ah, but you've hobnobbed with Macca...  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 03:09:53 PM
Oh my aching sides! happy001 happy001 happy001

It was worth having to go out to come back and read the last 5 pages
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 03:57:42 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 04:04:14 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 04:09:40 PM
Right. I am all organised. Apart from some washing  redface:

Pie made.

Washer on again.

Dust partly gone.

Dyson quietly returned.

New hoover on order

Lost the cap off the white spirit container though  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 04:17:13 PM
It's wine o' clock, Molotov Cocktails anyone, courtesy of Nick.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 04:17:56 PM
I can smell it. If you pour it down a drain can anything go wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 04:23:00 PM
Nooooo noooo: Of course not.















The Wirral will be no more tomorrow, I can feel a poll coming on. eveilgrin:


Where is the poll button BTW?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 04:39:41 PM
I can smell it. If you pour it down a drain can anything go wrong?
Don't pour it down the fecking drain! doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 04:57:31 PM
I don't believe it!  Banghead

Mrs Nick calls. From the hospital. Crawley ::)

The Boy has trod on summat and cut his foot open. Stitches it seems. ::)

He is quite pleased  noooo:

Back about 11!! noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 05:05:29 PM
It's a reprieve ~ Don't knock it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 05:06:32 PM
I don't believe it!  Banghead

Mrs Nick calls. From the hospital. Crawley ::)

The Boy has trod on summat and cut his foot open. Stitches it seems. ::)

He is quite pleased  noooo:

Back about 11!! noooo:
A cunning plan to catch you out with the mademoiselle....   eeek:

She is currently parked just up the road - mark my words... scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 05:07:50 PM
I could pop round and assist her or I could watch a film and eat the pie wot I made earlier.




















Or both happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 05:08:46 PM
I could pop round and assist her or I could watch a film and eat the pie wot I made earlier.

Or both happy088
Doomed!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2009, 05:09:30 PM
I could pop round and assist her or I could watch a film and eat the pie wot I made earlier.




















Or both happy088

Well ~ If you're not in bed by 9 I should return home. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 05:09:49 PM
I don't believe it!  Banghead

Mrs Nick calls. From the hospital. Crawley ::)

The Boy has trod on summat and cut his foot open. Stitches it seems. ::)

He is quite pleased  noooo:

Back about 11!! noooo:

Deffo a reprieve

Boys scars extra kudos

Mrs Nick delayed more time  totidy up spend in pub.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 05:41:29 PM
Pie and collapso and film  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 23, 2009, 05:59:59 PM
Pie and collapso and film  cloud9:

What film?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 06:01:03 PM
Anything
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 06:30:30 PM
Mrs Nick calls

'We have stopped for a Pizza.'

Where?

'Kingston on Thames.' [Now 7.25 and they have just ordered]

And?

'We may stop overnight somewhere.'
 noooo:


Yvette may be in luck!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 06:32:14 PM
Mrs Nick calls

'We have stopped for a Pizza.'

Where?

'Kingston on Thames.' [Now 7.25 and they have just ordered]

And?

'We may stop overnight somewhere.'
 noooo:


Yvette may be in luck!  happy088

Bad luck....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 06:41:55 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2009, 06:43:07 PM
evil:
You should get back to your cleaning!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 07:04:58 PM
They are still in Kingston  noooo:

She has gubbed the SatNav  noooo:

Her phone is out of credit  noooo:

She has lost the charger  noooo:

She does not know her own number  noooo:

Wimmin  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 23, 2009, 07:35:05 PM
They are still in Kingston  noooo:

She has gubbed the SatNav  noooo:

Her phone is out of credit  noooo:

She has lost the charger  noooo:

She does not know her own number  noooo:

Wimmin  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:

Why, oh why, did we ever give them the vote? Numpties!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2009, 07:35:42 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 04:58:13 AM
They are still in Kingston  noooo:

She has gubbed the SatNav  noooo:

Her phone is out of credit  noooo:

She has lost the charger  noooo:

She does not know her own number  noooo:

Wimmin  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:
All your fault no doubt!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2009, 08:10:25 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:15:54 AM
Popcorn:
Indeed... I forgot the popcorn emoticon...

I can't wait to hear the end of this one!

 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:17:55 AM
They spent the night at Cherwell Valley Services  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:21:38 AM
They spent the night at Cherwell Valley Services  noooo:
Plenty of time to get the place spick and span then...?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:24:23 AM
 noooo:

And another thing. Because we were ALL meant to be going away the neighbours had arranged for someone else to feed their cat this week. As I didn't go away I kept on feeding it anyway. Someone else HAS been coming in to feed it too. I just saw it. It looks like a barrel  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:25:35 AM
noooo:

And another thing. Because we were ALL meant to be going away the neighbours had arranged for someone else to feed their cat this week. As I didn't go away I kept on feeding it anyway. Someone else HAS been coming in to feed it too. I just saw it. It looks like a barrel  noooo:
Diabetes prolly... take it to the VET and have it put down...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:31:54 AM
They are back today  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:33:11 AM
They are back today  scared2:
Cruel to be kind...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2009, 08:40:07 AM
I have heard that some people like living in a building site.  It's unusual in this country of course but....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:43:02 AM
I have heard that some people like living in a building site.  It's unusual in this country of course but....

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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2009, 08:47:32 AM
I have heard that some people like living in a building site.  It's unusual in this country of course but....

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 rubschin:
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:48:01 AM
I have heard that some people like living in a building site.  It's unusual in this country of course but....

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 rubschin:
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 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:48:13 AM
And I have just trodden on some glass (a thing I broke the other day) and there is blood all over the floor  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2009, 08:50:30 AM
OMG and you have no small plasters left following the 'zip' incident what on earth are you going to do?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:50:57 AM
My sock is full of bog paper
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:51:22 AM
OMG and you have no small plasters left following the 'zip' incident what on earth are you going to do?
::)

Borrow the Dyson from next door and add blood to its contents of course...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 08:51:54 AM
At least I didn't walk on The Rug
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 08:53:16 AM
At least I didn't walk on The Rug
Is The Rug down then...?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2009, 08:53:57 AM
My sock is full of bog paper

No wonder you cut your foot, you should always wear socks,  I wouldn't have thought that you have time to play 'sock stuffing' games given the deadline...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2009, 08:56:43 AM
My sock is full of bog paper

No wonder you cut your foot, you should always wear socks,  I wouldn't have thought that you have time to play 'sock stuffing' games given the deadline...
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 09:08:01 AM
At least I didn't walk on The Rug
Is The Rug down then...?  eeek:

Oh yes  spider:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2009, 09:08:58 AM
At least I didn't walk on The Rug
Is The Rug down then...?  eeek:

Oh yes  spider:
So the Rug is down, covered in builders rubble, dust, white spirit and blood?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 09:09:27 AM
No, I haven't damaged it yet
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 24, 2009, 09:18:19 AM
Yet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 09:29:13 AM
They call. They are en route to Liverpool. Mrs Nick has recalled she has an important  meeting at werk this morning. She is taking The Boy with her  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2009, 09:35:53 AM
It will end in tears, you mark my words, for I am a wise woman, a seer forsooth.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on July 24, 2009, 10:44:22 AM
They call. They are en route to Liverpool. Mrs Nick has recalled she has an important  meeting at werk this morning. She is taking The Boy with her  noooo:

Is she mad !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 10:44:37 AM
yes
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on July 24, 2009, 10:45:24 AM
And I have just trodden on some glass (a thing I broke the other day) and there is blood all over the floor  Banghead

You just had to go one better than the boy didn't you noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2009, 12:15:33 PM
It will end in tears, you mark my words, for I am a wise woman, a seer forsooth.

I shall oil the ducking stool right away.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 02:43:57 PM
They still aren't back!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2009, 03:35:55 PM
And I'm sure Wenchy was due back last Wednesday ~ could be wrong, I usually am. Sure is quiet without her though  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 03:39:43 PM
I imagine Miss D and Uncle Mort are having a riot
 noooo:













Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 04:37:45 PM
5.00 Mrs Nick calls to say they will be here at 5.30

5.25 Mrs Nick calls to say they are back in A&E  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2009, 05:36:57 PM
It will end in tears, you mark my words, for I am a wise woman, a seer forsooth.

I shall oil the ducking stool right away.

Jolly good, it's best to be prepared for these sort of events.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2009, 07:11:14 PM
She is not in a good mood  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 25, 2009, 06:36:35 AM
Is Mrs Nick ever in a good mood?

Where are they now?

Where are you now?

How exactly was all of this your fault?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2009, 08:22:07 AM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2009, 08:37:26 AM
She has returned from a bad week via at least two visits to A&E caused by an over active and accident prone Boy, much put out because Nick has given her, foolishly in my humble opinion, regular and accurate updates on the building work progress and she is ready to find fault with everything and anything. Armed with Nick's regular updates she knows what to look for and has spotted these flaws in the workmanship, smelt the stench of liberal overuse of white spirit, the mess that he thought he has cleaned up is still evident to her womanly eye and she has moved on from this to looking, I would suggest actively searching, for those things that she just KNOWS he has failed to tell her. Meanwhile Nick, in a foolish attempt to demonstrate his angst, his anguish, his contrition and deflect her anger into something approaching sympathy has stupidly thought that if he shows her his damaged member she will forgive all and feel sorry for him and has whipped out his scarred willy and flashed it at her. At this point she has killed him.


Anyway that is my theory to explain his now elongated absence.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 08:47:56 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 25, 2009, 09:29:58 AM
Is that really you or are you the ghost of Nick recently of this board. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2009, 09:53:51 AM
She has returned from a bad week via at least two visits to A&E caused by an over active and accident prone Boy, much put out because Nick has given her, foolishly in my humble opinion, regular and accurate updates on the building work progress and she is ready to find fault with everything and anything. Armed with Nick's regular updates she knows what to look for and has spotted these flaws in the workmanship, smelt the stench of liberal overuse of white spirit, the mess that he thought he has cleaned up is still evident to her womanly eye and she has moved on from this to looking, I would suggest actively searching, for those things that she just KNOWS he has failed to tell her. Meanwhile Nick, in a foolish attempt to demonstrate his angst, his anguish, his contrition and deflect her anger into something approaching sympathy has stupidly thought that if he shows her his damaged member she will forgive all and feel sorry for him and has whipped out his scarred willy and flashed it at her. At this point she has killed him.


Anyway that is my theory to explain his now elongated absence.  whistle:
happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 10:22:28 AM
I never mentioned anything about white spirit to her  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2009, 11:00:33 AM
Bet she noticed it though.

Anywhoooo ~ glad to see you're still with us  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 11:05:17 AM
She wants to hire a sanding machine. OK, but this will mean emptying the room entirely, sanding it, replacing all the stuff and then emptying it all out again (for the third time) when the painter comes. I have suggested we leave the sanding until the day before the painter comes, so we only have to empty the room out once, not twice. Banghead

I await her decision.

She has already rearranged the room once (by herself) in the small hours of this morning. I may have to go on strike  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2009, 12:28:39 PM
We sanded the floor in one of our front rooms ~ very hard work. One sander is not enough as you also have to hire the edge sander or you won't be able to match the .... errrrr..... edges. The hire shop charges for both and also sells you the sander belts and discs. The mess is incredible and at the end of the day I was pushed to finish the job before the hire shop shut so had to pay for a second half day's hire.

A "professional" (See yellow pages) would have cost £300 and that was to strip the floor, clean up and then stain and polish the floor.

By the time we had finished "saving money" we had spent two days doing the job, both had aching backs and Mrs S#2's asthma was bad for a week because of the dust from the sanding. And I saved? £50 which was then spent on buying stain, varnish etc to achieve the colour Mrs S#2 wanted.

Honestly Nick it is not worth the candle. Get a man in. You will get a professional job done, all mess cleared and Mrs Nick will be happier in the end.

Mrs S#2 is still not happy (two years on) with the finish we managed doing it ourselves and we are still finding sawdust!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 12:29:30 PM
Sounds appealing  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2009, 12:34:27 PM
Her (Mrs S#2's) major complaint to this day is that she can see the marks left by the sander. A professional will not leave marks. The suggestion of trying your hand with the machine on some boards that will not notice until you have mastered the art, made by the hire shop, was a lot of bollox as she can see the marks everywhere and it is even worse when she moves something and sees my trial patch.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 12:42:58 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2009, 12:45:19 PM
We sanded the floor in one of our front rooms ~ very hard work. One sander is not enough as you also have to hire the edge sander or you won't be able to match the .... errrrr..... edges. The hire shop charges for both and also sells you the sander belts and discs. The mess is incredible and at the end of the day I was pushed to finish the job before the hire shop shut so had to pay for a second half day's hire.

A "professional" (See yellow pages) would have cost ?300 and that was to strip the floor, clean up and then stain and polish the floor.

By the time we had finished "saving money" we had spent two days doing the job, both had aching backs and Mrs S#2's asthma was bad for a week because of the dust from the sanding. And I saved? ?50 which was then spent on buying stain, varnish etc to achieve the colour Mrs S#2 wanted.

Honestly Nick it is not worth the candle. Get a man in. You will get a professional job done, all mess cleared and Mrs Nick will be happier in the end.

Mrs S#2 is still not happy (two years on) with the finish we managed doing it ourselves and we are still finding sawdust!!
Excellent logic!  happy088

Tis a shame that the decision maker won't be reading it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 12:46:00 PM
We sanded the floor in one of our front rooms ~ very hard work. One sander is not enough as you also have to hire the edge sander or you won't be able to match the .... errrrr..... edges. The hire shop charges for both and also sells you the sander belts and discs. The mess is incredible and at the end of the day I was pushed to finish the job before the hire shop shut so had to pay for a second half day's hire.

A "professional" (See yellow pages) would have cost ?300 and that was to strip the floor, clean up and then stain and polish the floor.

By the time we had finished "saving money" we had spent two days doing the job, both had aching backs and Mrs S#2's asthma was bad for a week because of the dust from the sanding. And I saved? ?50 which was then spent on buying stain, varnish etc to achieve the colour Mrs S#2 wanted.

Honestly Nick it is not worth the candle. Get a man in. You will get a professional job done, all mess cleared and Mrs Nick will be happier in the end.

Mrs S#2 is still not happy (two years on) with the finish we managed doing it ourselves and we are still finding sawdust!!
Excellent logic!  happy088

Tis a shame that the decision maker won't be reading it...  whistle:

I have a cunning plan!!  eveilgrin: and Snoopy has a PM  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
We sanded the floor in one of our front rooms ~ very hard work. One sander is not enough as you also have to hire the edge sander or you won't be able to match the .... errrrr..... edges. The hire shop charges for both and also sells you the sander belts and discs. The mess is incredible and at the end of the day I was pushed to finish the job before the hire shop shut so had to pay for a second half day's hire.

A "professional" (See yellow pages) would have cost ?300 and that was to strip the floor, clean up and then stain and polish the floor.

By the time we had finished "saving money" we had spent two days doing the job, both had aching backs and Mrs S#2's asthma was bad for a week because of the dust from the sanding. And I saved? ?50 which was then spent on buying stain, varnish etc to achieve the colour Mrs S#2 wanted.

Honestly Nick it is not worth the candle. Get a man in. You will get a professional job done, all mess cleared and Mrs Nick will be happier in the end.

Mrs S#2 is still not happy (two years on) with the finish we managed doing it ourselves and we are still finding sawdust!!
Excellent logic!  happy088

Tis a shame that the decision maker won't be reading it...  whistle:

I have a cunning plan!!  eveilgrin: and Snoopy has a PM  whistle:
Oh dear... what could possibly go wrong...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 12:49:59 PM
Nothing can go wrong. Trust me  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2009, 12:56:41 PM
Nothing can go wrong. Trust me  angel1
scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2009, 01:02:51 PM
Sorted  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 01:03:29 PM
 eveilgrin:

At long last this stoopid pub earns its keep  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 01:27:36 PM
It's gone horribly wrong  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2009, 01:30:00 PM
 confused2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 01:35:19 PM
As requested, the Hound e mailed me his sanding related advice as though in response to a query on the subject. This I printed off and passed to Mrs Nick.

She then appeared nearby, saying nothing, but inspecting floor surfaces. She then appears to agree that Snoopy may have a point BUT
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

then says that whoever we get in to do the job can ALSO do ALL THE STAIRS and possibly another entire room too  noooo:

This will mean dust all over the fooking house, vast expense and prolly having to move out for a few days  cry:

I only hope that whoever we find to do it will either refuse part of the job or come up with such an astronomical quote that she will revert to getting the one room done  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2009, 02:16:16 PM
As requested, the Hound e mailed me his sanding related advice as though in response to a query on the subject. This I printed off and passed to Mrs Nick.

She then appeared nearby, saying nothing, but inspecting floor surfaces. She then appears to agree that Snoopy may have a point BUT
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

then says that whoever we get in to do the job can ALSO do ALL THE STAIRS and possibly another entire room too  noooo:

This will mean dust all over the fooking house, vast expense and prolly having to move out for a few days  cry:

I only hope that whoever we find to do it will either refuse part of the job or come up with such an astronomical quote that she will revert to getting the one room done  noooo:


Can you define 'astronomical' for us, in more readily understood units of cost?







Such as 'rugs'.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 02:18:40 PM
Don't talk to me about rugs  evil: She's put the fooking thing away again  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2009, 02:31:59 PM
It's gone horribly wrong  noooo:


Oh dear... what could possibly go wrong...?  noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 25, 2009, 02:37:45 PM
As requested, the Hound e mailed me his sanding related advice as though in response to a query on the subject. This I printed off and passed to Mrs Nick.

She then appeared nearby, saying nothing, but inspecting floor surfaces. She then appears to agree that Snoopy may have a point BUT
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

then says that whoever we get in to do the job can ALSO do ALL THE STAIRS and possibly another entire room too  noooo:

This will mean dust all over the fooking house, vast expense and prolly having to move out for a few days  cry:

I only hope that whoever we find to do it will either refuse part of the job or come up with such an astronomical quote that she will revert to getting the one room done  noooo:


Curses! Foiled again!
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2009, 02:40:32 PM
As requested, the Hound e mailed me his sanding related advice as though in response to a query on the subject. This I printed off and passed to Mrs Nick.

She then appeared nearby, saying nothing, but inspecting floor surfaces. She then appears to agree that Snoopy may have a point BUT
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

then says that whoever we get in to do the job can ALSO do ALL THE STAIRS and possibly another entire room too  noooo:

This will mean dust all over the fooking house, vast expense and prolly having to move out for a few days  cry:

I only hope that whoever we find to do it will either refuse part of the job or come up with such an astronomical quote that she will revert to getting the one room done  noooo:


Curses! Foiled again!
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A brave effort Snoops... but Nick was involved, it was doomed from the start...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 02:47:58 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2009, 05:15:22 PM
Patio time?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 07:07:15 PM
I was thinking pyre  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2009, 07:19:54 PM
Would she do Sati?

Anyhow, youd never get it lit.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2009, 07:45:38 PM
I have white spirit  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2009, 09:40:54 PM
I have white spirit  whistle:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2009, 07:16:42 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 08:54:27 AM
Sanding man has been and has scratched his chin a lot.

Whole room sanded and cleared plus three coats of summat on the floorboards will be ?360. Mrs Nick then tried to interest him in the stairs and other stuff. He laughed and said to get a carpet (which is what I have been saying for years)!! Fab result  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 08:55:57 AM
Sanding man has been and has scratched his chin a lot.

Whole room sanded and cleared plus three coats of summat on the floorboards will be ?360. Mrs Nick then tried to interest him in the stairs and other stuff. He laughed and said to get a carpet (which is what I have been saying for years)!! Fab result  happy088

Get a man in.

Always works out.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 08:59:05 AM
She wants a second opinion though (i.e. one she agrees with  noooo:)

She now wants me to go and clean the shed roof  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 09:01:01 AM
Wonderful news. Our stairs are carpeted but in the "old fashioned style" in that the carpets are not fitted wall to wall but run up the centre with stained boards either side. Much more in keeping with the age of the property (in both cases, although yours is at least two to three hundred years older than ours) but at least it stops the children from deafening everyone as they gallop up and down. It is also safer in terms of slip and trip hazards.

I recall my Grandparents had a carpet "runner" on the stairs long before they ever moved on from lino, floorboards and rugs elsewhere in the house (if indeed they ever did have any other floor coverings).
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 09:01:51 AM
There is evidence here of precisely such a carpet as you describe. The neighbours have one too.

Will she listen?
 Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 09:11:36 AM
Sanding man has been and has scratched his chin a lot.

Whole room sanded and cleared plus three coats of summat on the floorboards will be ?360. Mrs Nick then tried to interest him in the stairs and other stuff. He laughed and said to get a carpet (which is what I have been saying for years)!! Fab result  happy088

Get a man in.

Always works out.



I got a man in once and he did work his way out, but it took him a while. redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 09:24:58 AM
There is evidence here of precisely such a carpet as you describe. The neighbours have one too.

Will she listen?
 Banghead


Have you ever considered giving her a sound spanking? Not the "For Fun and Mutual Pleasure" sort but a good, old fashioned, "I am the man in this house and if you don't like it you can lump it" sort
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 09:38:18 AM
Sanding man has been and has scratched his chin a lot.

Whole room sanded and cleared plus three coats of summat on the floorboards will be ?360. Mrs Nick then tried to interest him in the stairs and other stuff. He laughed and said to get a carpet (which is what I have been saying for years)!! Fab result  happy088

Get a man in.

Always works out.

I got a man in once and he did work his way out, but it took him a while. redface:

Men are like coal fires.

If you don't poke them they go out.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 09:38:58 AM
Wonderful news. Our stairs are carpeted but in the "old fashioned style" in that the carpets are not fitted wall to wall but run up the centre with stained boards either side. Much more in keeping with the age of the property (in both cases, although yours is at least two to three hundred years older than ours) but at least it stops the children from deafening everyone as they gallop up and down. It is also safer in terms of slip and trip hazards.

I recall my Grandparents had a carpet "runner" on the stairs long before they ever moved on from lino, floorboards and rugs elsewhere in the house (if indeed they ever did have any other floor coverings).

Brass stair rods.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 10:29:06 AM
There is evidence here of precisely such a carpet as you describe. The neighbours have one too.

Will she listen?
 Banghead


Have you ever considered giving her a sound spanking? Not the "For Fun and Mutual Pleasure" sort but a good, old fashioned, "I am the man in this house and if you don't like it you can lump it" sort
scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 10:45:37 AM
I take you have thought of it but rejected the idea then.  lol:



My ex was very similar to Mrs Nick (discussed passim) in many respects but after the divorce she did actually say she would have probably responded positively and not been such a bully had I tanned her arse a couple of times. This information was vouchsafed voluntarily and quite out of the blue as we were having a civilised drink after the divorce proceedings and reminiscing about the good times.

I offer the thought for what it is worth.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 10:48:24 AM
Do you do contract spanking?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on July 28, 2009, 11:36:29 AM
There is evidence here of precisely such a carpet as you describe. The neighbours have one too.

Will she listen?
 Banghead


Have you ever considered giving her a sound spanking? Not the "For Fun and Mutual Pleasure" sort but a good, old fashioned, "I am the man in this house and if you don't like it you can lump it" sort

Would you prefer burial or cremation Nick ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 11:46:19 AM
Do you do contract spanking?

 noooo:

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague .................... But that is another story altogether and comes under the heading of Fun and Mutual Pleasure   eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 11:58:32 AM
Do you do contract spanking?

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague

Just once?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
Do you do contract spanking?

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague

Just once?

That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 12:13:19 PM
Do you do contract spanking?
Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague
Just once?
That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.


"And lo, the Lord did send Snoopy to go among the wives and there was an mighty humping of legs, and some fell on their knees and were humped more thoroughly, and Snoopy saw that it was good"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 12:27:57 PM
Do you do contract spanking?

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague

Just once?


That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.


Well, I never did. eeek:
















At least, not with Snoopy. eyes
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2009, 01:03:56 PM
Do you do contract spanking?

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague

Just once?


That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.


Well, I never did. eeek:


At least, not with Snoopy. eyes:

Is that you Miss Spanky?  cloud9:

It's been so long. . .






Cue Barman Horne
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 01:07:27 PM
It is indeed and 'the outfit' still fits. eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 01:12:58 PM
You should buy some oinkment
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 28, 2009, 01:15:27 PM
I trottered out this morning and bought some.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 01:20:32 PM
Have you come out in a nasty rasher?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 28, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
Can we stop these hammy one-liners?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2009, 01:22:08 PM
It's only a matter of time before some idiot mentions Pork in Cider  noooo:


Oh  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2009, 01:26:32 PM
Can we stop these hammy one-liners?
I wish I could... they just rind on and on...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2009, 03:02:06 PM
Do you do contract spanking?

Though I did know a girl once, wife of a work colleague

Just once?


That is once as in once upon a time (Not in a Fairy story once upon a time either before you ask). In the Biblical sense I suppose I knew her many times over several years.


Well, I never did. eeek:
















At least, not with Snoopy.  eyes:

You seem to have forgotten the word YET.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 08:57:20 AM
Mrs Nick announced over a week ago that she had to 'sort her expenses out'. Seems she got an advance from werk for a trip to Spain last December and has never accounted for it. Unless she does this by July 31 they will deduct ?1000 from her salary.

Has she done it?  noooo:

And what is her plan?

'I shall go into werk first thing (she has lost all the receipts) and sort it all out'  angel1

And where is she now? Snoring  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 08:58:57 AM
Mrs Nick announced over a week ago that she had to 'sort her expenses out'. Seems she got an advance from werk for a trip to Spain last December and has never accounted for it. Unless she does this by July 31 they will deduct ?1000 from her salary.

Has she done it?  noooo:

And what is her plan?

'I shall go into werk first thing (she has lost all the receipts) and sort it all out'  angel1

And where is she now? Snoring  evil:
Exhausted from a night of tender lovemaking no doubt...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 08:59:38 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001















 evil:







Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 10:37:49 AM
She now thinks the receipts 'must be somewhere in the house' along with about 300 Euros in cash. In 'a sort of folder'. Maybe.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 10:47:58 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001



 evil:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 11:10:25 AM
Tesco delivery just came  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 30, 2009, 11:13:38 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 11:16:38 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 11:17:59 AM
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This may take some time.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 30, 2009, 11:18:13 AM
Your day just got better then? happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 30, 2009, 11:18:45 AM
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This may take some time.

I'll put the kettle on.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 11:21:41 AM
AAA batteries and garlic glut. How the fook did that happen?

Ah, I see. Multipacks  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 11:21:55 AM
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This may take some time.

I'll put the kettle on.


I'll make us a snack then

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 11:22:17 AM
AAA batteries and garlic glut. How the fook did that happen?

Ah, I see. Multipacks  Banghead

No problems with vampires then ~ you can even "charge" them


 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 11:23:12 AM
I may be able to convert the house to battery power  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 30, 2009, 11:32:00 AM
Why are you a horse?


http://www.garlic-central.com/garlic-recipes.html  Suggest a visit here.  Build a shed out of the batteries.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 11:33:03 AM
I may be able to convert the house to battery power  evil:

Or keep Mrs Nick happy for months?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 11:33:44 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 30, 2009, 11:34:32 AM
Was there a 'rabbit' in the latest delivery?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 11:35:34 AM
I don't think Tesco does those. Just as well really  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 11:36:51 AM
She'd prolly knock her teeth out anyway.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 11:37:39 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 11:43:19 AM
Just as a matter of interest, exactly how many batteries are there...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 11:45:40 AM
I wanted 6.














I got 4 dozen  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 11:46:29 AM
I wanted 6.





I got 4 dozen  Banghead

AA or AAA?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 11:47:27 AM
AAA
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 11:52:33 AM
When you reach the "Checkout" bit of ordering on line why does it not ever occur to you to check what you have ordered before you press confirm?
Even if you can't tell the difference between the pack sizes I do not accept that you are so unworldly as to not spot something amiss on the price.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 11:53:00 AM
I was in a rush  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 11:58:02 AM
AAA
We use loads of those... can we have some on a 'sale or return' basis...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 12:14:15 PM
 rubschin:

What do you use them for??  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
rubschin:

What do you use them for??  eeek:
Remote controls mostly...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2009, 12:19:01 PM
rubschin:

What do you use them for??  eeek:
Remote controls mostly...

Two AAAs last a year in ours. Are you a compulsive channel hopper, or is it some other kind of remote?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 12:20:57 PM
He is concealing something  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2009, 12:30:16 PM
He is concealing something  rubschin:
Someting small and battery powered I expect.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 12:33:30 PM
She now thinks the receipts 'must be somewhere in the house' along with about 300 Euros in cash. In 'a sort of folder'. Maybe.  noooo:

She has found them. Now she says she will have to go in early tomorrow  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 30, 2009, 12:37:45 PM
He is concealing something  rubschin:
Someting small and battery powered I expect.  rubschin:


That will be his brain then. 8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 12:38:29 PM
No, that runs on beer
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 01:48:33 PM
We have loads of remote controls...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 01:52:10 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 01:54:49 PM
Why?
Nine for the air conditioning...

Five for TV's and Sky boxes...

Three for multi-room music system...

One for Hi-Fi (Kitchen)

One for cinema (gobbles batteries)

OK?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 01:56:38 PM
Don't they all get mixed up like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 30, 2009, 01:57:19 PM
Why?
Nine for the air conditioning...

Five for TV's and Sky boxes...

Three for multi-room music system...

One for Hi-Fi (Kitchen)

One for cinema (gobbles batteries)

One to activate the hoist to retrieve goats from the swimming pool

OK?

Corrected for you  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 01:57:44 PM
Don't they all get mixed up like?
Yes, we keep them all in one big pile in the kitchen - then rummage around for the right one when we need it...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 01:59:00 PM
That's what we do, though we never keep them all in the same place for more than a day or two
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 01:59:30 PM
That's what we do, though we never keep them all in the same place for more than a day or two
lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 02:00:36 PM
I tried one of those "This will sort out your remote problems ~ everything can be controlled from this one remote" thingies.




Nah ~ Didn't work  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 02:02:15 PM
I tried one of those "This will sort out your remote problems ~ everything can be controlled from this one remote" thingies.




Nah ~ Didn't work  noooo:
I have one in the minema that controls the projector, Blu-Ray player, sound system and lights... gobbles batteries tho...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 02:02:31 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 02:04:39 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39226)
lol: lol: lol:

I tried the remote control garage door opener when I was out on my bike today - and it bleddy worked!  eeek:

Mind you, LL also suggested I buy myself a new bike 'as a treat like'...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 02:12:23 PM
I tried one of those "This will sort out your remote problems ~ everything can be controlled from this one remote" thingies.




Nah ~ Didn't work  noooo:
I have one in the minema that controls the projector, Blu-Ray player, sound system and lights... gobbles batteries tho...

I tried one in the sitting room to do the TV, DVD recorder, VCR, Sky box and Stereo system. Wouldn't recognise any of them. Marched back to Currys and they said "You can't have set it up right" so I said "OK Smartarse, you set it up  to operate at least three remotely controlled items in this shop whilst I watch"
Twenty minutes, three new remote controls and four sweaty oiks (cursing and fuming) later they gave me a refund. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 02:15:05 PM
 happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on July 30, 2009, 02:16:43 PM
 happy088

Besides, I enjoy the walk over to the radio every so often
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2009, 02:17:30 PM
If God had intended Remote controls to be found he wouldn't have invented marriage. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 02:29:04 PM
I tried one of those "This will sort out your remote problems ~ everything can be controlled from this one remote" thingies.




Nah ~ Didn't work  noooo:
I have one in the minema that controls the projector, Blu-Ray player, sound system and lights... gobbles batteries tho...

I tried one in the sitting room to do the TV, DVD recorder, VCR, Sky box and Stereo system. Wouldn't recognise any of them. Marched back to Currys and they said "You can't have set it up right" so I said "OK Smartarse, you set it up  to operate at least three remotely controlled items in this shop whilst I watch"
Twenty minutes, three new remote controls and four sweaty oiks (cursing and fuming) later they gave me a refund. angel1

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 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2009, 02:29:55 PM
I bet the instruction manual is mahoosive  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2009, 02:30:33 PM
I bet the instruction manual is mahoosive  noooo:
I wouldn't know...  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 04, 2009, 10:03:48 AM
I'm off to a meeting; will drop by later in the day  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 10:55:44 AM
I have been reading in bed  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2009, 10:58:44 AM
I have been ploughing through emails .

two weeks off = 497 emails  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:00:34 AM
Have been to the hospital...  noooo:

I carted about a tonne of stuff in for her - lotions and potions from the bathroom, shampoo, conditioner, brush, hot brush, hair dryer, underwear, trousers, tops, etc.

LL: You haven't brought pyjamas  evil:
BM: You're wearing pyjamas
LL: these are hospital ones  evil:

So I had to go to Debenhams and buy two sets of pyjamas and a dressing gown thing - the woman behind the counter gave me a very strange look...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 04, 2009, 11:02:01 AM
I'm not surprised, were they your size?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:02:58 AM
I'm not surprised, were they your size?
I didn't bleddy try them on!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 11:06:31 AM
If she told you off there is obviously nothing wrong with her. Wimmin  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:08:02 AM
I have been ploughing through emails .

two weeks off = 497 emails  noooo:
I thought you were werking from home yesterday...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:08:43 AM
If she told you off there is obviously nothing wrong with her. Wimmin  noooo:
Her doctor is my babetastic dentist's husband...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 11:15:37 AM
So is he babetastic in a manly way and LL is faking this to get one of his special  eyes: examinations?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 11:17:59 AM
So is he babetastic in a manly way and LL is faking this to get one of his special  eyes: examinations?
rubschin:

Well, I don't fancy him...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
I have been ploughing through emails .

two weeks off = 497 emails  noooo:
I thought you were werking from home yesterday...?  rubschin:

No ...that kinda never really happened seeing as I didn't get home until about 11 am  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 12:57:02 PM
Anyhoo, I have decided to re read all the original Bond books in the right order. Have got through 4 since Sunday. Just started From Russia with Love  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2009, 01:07:07 PM
You have much time on your hands  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 01:07:29 PM
It's the holidays  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 02:00:25 PM
Anyhoo, I have decided to re read all the original Bond books in the right order. Have got through 4 since Sunday. Just started From Russia with Love  cloud9:
I am re-reading the Derek Robinson war stories in order. Recommended.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
Nah, they are just made up  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2009, 02:04:19 PM
Nah, they are just made up  ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 08:41:24 AM
Where is everybody like...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 08:42:47 AM
Many of us are here ~ just got nothing much to say. tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 08:44:55 AM
Many of us are here ~ just got nothing much to say. tunble:
Oh...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 05, 2009, 08:51:43 AM
Now you see me; now you don't ... werk related  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 08:54:19 AM
I've been back and forth to the hospital and the VET - two separate patients I hasten to add...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 08:55:46 AM
I am in similar mode ~ Minor's Birthday related.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 08:57:34 AM
I am in similar mode ~ Minor's Birthday related.
You are taking him to the vet?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 08:59:19 AM
No  Banghead

You jumped in with the vet story between Pastis's explanation and my reply.

So I shall be in and out all day ~ Birthday related ..........  OK?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 09:00:04 AM
are you shaking it all about as well  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 09:00:41 AM
No need ~ it's big enough to kick it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 09:02:06 AM
No  Banghead

You jumped in with the vet story between Pastis's explanation and my reply.

So I shall be in and out all day ~ Birthday related ..........  OK?
Calm down...  ::)

You should have quoted Pastis shouldn't you...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 09:06:59 AM
No  Banghead

You jumped in with the vet story between Pastis's explanation and my reply.

So I shall be in and out all day ~ Birthday related ..........  OK?
Calm down...  ::)

You should have quoted Pastis shouldn't you...?  whistle:

I would have had I but realised that you have nothing better to do than to leap in with a reply whilst others are doing several things at once...... Never mind, I'll know in future.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 05, 2009, 09:33:44 AM
No  Banghead

You jumped in with the vet story between Pastis's explanation and my reply.

So I shall be in and out all day ~ Birthday related ..........  OK?
Calm down...  ::)

You should have quoted Pastis shouldn't you...?  whistle:

Old dog, new tricks etc...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 09:41:25 AM
No  Banghead

You jumped in with the vet story between Pastis's explanation and my reply.

So I shall be in and out all day ~ Birthday related ..........  OK?
Calm down...  ::)

You should have quoted Pastis shouldn't you...?  whistle:

Old dog, new tricks etc...
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 09:54:22 AM
I have been reading. Now I must feed some strange cats and then do some werk
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 09:56:27 AM
I know I am going to regret this but why are the cats strange ?????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 09:58:16 AM
1. They belong not to us
2. They are invisible. Food is put down twice a day. I go, put food down. I come back and it is gone. I put more food down and lo, that goes too.
The cats merely watch me from various hidey holes and plot their next move  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 10:00:55 AM
So if they are not yours and you can't see them how do you know they are there  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 10:08:00 AM
They eat a lot  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 10:10:14 AM
That'll be a fox then ~ or hedgehogs. Both eat cat food ~ lots of cat food.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 10:13:26 AM
Inside the house?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 11:54:43 AM
I have LL in hospital, a sick cat that has bled all over me and now the werkmen have arrived two days early...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 11:56:55 AM
Another new patio?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 11:59:41 AM
Another new patio?
No, I think she is going to recover...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:00:43 PM
All the more reason then  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on August 05, 2009, 12:01:02 PM
Inside the house?  eeek:

The Boy ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:01:28 PM
The CBFT house you lady-dolt  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 12:02:46 PM
The CBFT house you lady-dolt  ::)
Do what now...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:03:43 PM
Californian Breast Feeding Therapist.

She has gone to, um, California for a nuttiness top-up
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on August 05, 2009, 12:04:14 PM
The CBFT house you lady-dolt  ::)


?????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:04:47 PM
Is she in a different time zone or summat?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on August 05, 2009, 12:04:56 PM
Californian Breast Feeding Therapist.

She has gone to, um, California for a nuttiness top-up

Ahh all becomes clear (as mud)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 12:05:22 PM
He has lost it like...  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
A neighbour. Huge tits. Trains people (mainly wimmin) in breast feeding
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on August 05, 2009, 12:06:32 PM
Is she in a different time zone or summat?

Who's she - the cats mother ( as my old granny used to say )
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 12:07:18 PM
How huge exactly...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on August 05, 2009, 12:07:36 PM
A neighbour. Huge tits. Trains people (mainly wimmin[/color]) in breast feeding

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:08:00 PM
How huge exactly...?

Disgusterously and scarily so
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 12:09:03 PM
How huge exactly...?

Disgusterously and scarily so
eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:09:46 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We are talking scuba rather than snorkel. She has a bottom to match too  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:13:44 PM
Why is the cat bleeding?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 12:17:06 PM
Why is the cat bleeding?
He had an abscess on his leg... I took him to the vet this morning...

He (the cat not the vet) tore both of us to bloody pieces before the vet managed to sedate him and do summat to the abscess... Now he is sitting on my lap (the cat not the vet) all covered in blood - some of which is prolly mine...  noooo:

Starting tomorrow I have to spray antibiotic powder on his leg and give him a pill twice a day...  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:19:51 PM
Give him a pill  eeek:
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Marmite (RIP)  put us both in hospital when we tried to do that  point:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 12:20:47 PM
Give him a pill  eeek:
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Marmite (RIP)  put us both in hospital when we tried to do that  point:


MarmiteTM  rubschin: Now there is a good idea....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 12:21:07 PM
Again ...the advantages of having a pet are  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:21:39 PM
Give him a pill  eeek:
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Marmite (RIP)  put us both in hospital when we tried to do that  point:


MarmiteTM  rubschin: Now there is a good idea....  cloud9:
whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:22:12 PM
Again ...the advantages of having a pet are  Shrugs:

Define 'pet'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 12:22:21 PM
   1.  Sit on sofa. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your elbow as though you were going to give a bottle to a baby. Talk softly to it.


   2. With right hand, position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. (be patient) As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Drop pill into mouth. Let go of cat, noticing the direction it runs.


   3. Pick the pill up off the floor and go get the cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. Sit on floor in kitchen, wrap arm around cat as before, drop pill in mouth. Let go of cat, noticing the direction it runs.


   4. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Scoot across floor to pick up pill, and go find the cat. Bring it back into the kitchen. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. Drop pill into mouth.


   5. Pry claws from back legs out of your arm. Go get the cat, pick up half-dissolved pill from floor and drop it into garbage can.


   6. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of closet. Call spouse from backyard. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.


   7. Retrieve cat from curtain rod, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figures from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.


   8. Get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.


   9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.


  10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with rubber band.


  11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.


  12. Call fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take another pill from foil wrap.


  13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour one cup of water down throat to wash pill down.


  14. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call at furniture shop on way home to order new table.


  15. Get last pill from bottle. Go into bathroom and get a fluffy towel. Stay in the bathroom with the cat, and close the door.

  16. Sit on bathroom floor, wrap towel around kitty, leaving only his head exposed. Cradle kitty in the crook of your arm, and pick up pill off of counter.


  17. Retrieve cat from top of shower door (you didn't know that cats can jump 5 feet straight up in the air, did you?), and wrap towel around it a little tighter, making sure its paws can't come out this time. With fingers at either side of its jaw, pry it open and pop pill into mouth. Quickly close mouth (his, not yours).


  18. Sit on floor with cat in your lap, stroking it under the chin and talking gently to it for at least a half hour, while the pill dissolves.


  19. Unwrap towel, open bathroom door. Wash off scratches in warm soapy water, comb your hair, and go find something to occupy your time for 7-1/2 hours.


  20. Arrange for SPCA to get cat and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2009, 12:22:49 PM
Again ...the advantages of having a pet are  Shrugs:
It isn't here for my benefit...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 12:30:36 PM
Again ...the advantages of having a pet are  Shrugs:

Define 'pet'

Something that lives in your house that is not related to you or that you don't have a legal responsibility to rear
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:31:18 PM
Like Sven  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 12:34:44 PM
If he was here I would pet him  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:35:07 PM
Gently?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2009, 12:36:51 PM
Of course - I wouldn't want to frighten him away ... noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 12:38:08 PM
Very wise
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2009, 05:30:22 PM
 whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnApJcGBDFY
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 06, 2009, 02:03:43 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 02:20:33 PM
I've been running around!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 02:21:14 PM
Some of us are werking. And BM is 'obeying orders'  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 02:21:43 PM
I've been running around!  cussing:

Squeaky mouse  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 02:25:37 PM
I've been running around!  cussing:

Squeaky mouse  point:
Twice to the chemist - not doubt thrice before the bleddy day is out!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 02:26:25 PM
Just bandage her up. Completely I mean!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 02:28:40 PM
Just bandage her up. Completely I mean!  eveilgrin:
Don't tempt me... please don't tempt me...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 02:31:56 PM
What's that sedative they give to horses? K summat
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 02:37:11 PM
What's that sedative they give to horses? K summat
We have Special K...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2009, 02:44:42 PM
Hey if you're handing around the sedatives I'll have some  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 02:47:01 PM
Just tap her gently on the head with a mallet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 02:50:29 PM
Hey if you're handing around the sedatives I'll have some  whistle:
Collapso for you my girl!  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2009, 02:56:11 PM
Hey if you're handing around the sedatives I'll have some  whistle:
Collapso for you my girl!  ;)

My head hurts enough without - I somehow don't think that would be wise  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 03:00:22 PM
Hey if you're handing around the sedatives I'll have some  whistle:
Collapso for you my girl!  ;)

My head hurts enough without - I somehow don't think that would be wise  cry:
Collapso... trust me...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2009, 03:01:39 PM
Hey if you're handing around the sedatives I'll have some  whistle:
Collapso for you my girl!  ;)

My head hurts enough without - I somehow don't think that would be wise  cry:
Collapso... trust me...  ;)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 03:04:16 PM
Hey if you're handing around the sedatives I'll have some  whistle:
Collapso for you my girl!  ;)

My head hurts enough without - I somehow don't think that would be wise  cry:
Collapso... trust me...  ;)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 06, 2009, 03:08:00 PM
Ketamin. I have some.  "Mates rates" will apply?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 03:10:28 PM
Ketamin. I have some.  "Mates rates" will apply?
Is that to help Miss D or kill LL?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2009, 03:12:47 PM
i am beyond help and LL is invincible  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2009, 03:14:45 PM
i am beyond help and LL is invincible  whistle:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 07:22:20 PM
Just went to put some stuff in the dustbin and about a million bluebottles swarmend out disgusterously. Must have been maggots in the gloop at the bottom  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 06, 2009, 08:15:13 PM
Just went to put some stuff in the dustbin and about a million bluebottles swarmend out disgusterously. Must have been maggots in the gloop at the bottom  sick2:

Excellent use of the word "gloop".
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2009, 06:21:18 AM
Today I shall mostly be carrying out DIY tasks under the direction of the slave master LL...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 08:36:08 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2009, 09:46:07 AM
It is not funny...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 10:22:36 AM
It is  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2009, 02:17:25 PM
Finished for the day...  noooo:

Knackered... LL went to bed earlier...

LL: I'm off to bed
BM: okay
LL: Wake me up at 5:30 - if I'm asleep, wake me at 6:00
BM:  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:18:03 PM
Have her sectioned! This is your big chance
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2009, 02:30:19 PM
Have her sectioned! This is your big chance
Small sections - so I don't have to dig too big a hole like?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2009, 02:30:41 PM
Chainsaw?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2009, 02:32:47 PM
Chainsaw?
Busted...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2009, 04:24:07 PM
Errands. All DAY  evil:

Went into Homebase to buy a tape measure. We were there for two fooking hours  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

And the rest........... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 04:32:47 PM
Sawing, varnishing, painting, drilling, sweeping and loading the truck with junk from the garage...  noooo:

Strangely, all my stuff can go straight up the dump... Heaven forbid we should throw out a flower pot tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2009, 04:35:22 PM
I sense so much bitterness for a Saturday afternoon .......now come on boys you know that all the work you do and all the effort you exert is so appreciated by your loved ones   whistle:

So they haven't said thank you every 5 minutes but I'm sure you will be rewarded in some way  happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 04:36:32 PM
I sense so much bitterness for a Saturday afternoon .......now come on boys you know that all the work you do and all the effort you exert is so appreciated by your loved ones   whistle:

So they haven't said thank you every 5 minutes but I'm sure you will be rewarded in some way  happy001
In heaven prolly... or hell more like...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2009, 04:38:28 PM
Sawing, varnishing, painting, drilling, sweeping and loading the truck with junk from the garage...  noooo:

Strangely, all my stuff can go straight up the dump... Heaven forbid we should throw out a flower pot tho...  noooo:

Too too familiar  noooo:

Mrs Nick keeps BROKEN stuff if it's hers. She is officially nuts
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 04:42:19 PM
Sawing, varnishing, painting, drilling, sweeping and loading the truck with junk from the garage...  noooo:

Strangely, all my stuff can go straight up the dump... Heaven forbid we should throw out a flower pot tho...  noooo:

Too too familiar  noooo:

Mrs Nick keeps BROKEN stuff if it's hers. She is officially nuts
I have loaded flower pots in the back of the truck!  eveilgrin:












Hidden of course...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2009, 04:43:10 PM
Macho flower pot removal - it could be your next company  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2009, 04:44:08 PM
Sawing, varnishing, painting, drilling, sweeping and loading the truck with junk from the garage...  noooo:

Strangely, all my stuff can go straight up the dump... Heaven forbid we should throw out a flower pot tho...  noooo:

Too too familiar  noooo:

Mrs Nick keeps BROKEN stuff if it's hers. She is officially nuts
I have loaded flower pots in the back of the truck!  eveilgrin:












Hidden of course...  redface:

Whenever Mrs Nick is not around I shovel loads of old crap into bins.

She goes through the bins and gets all the crap out. Her crap, natrually. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
Macho flower pot removal - it could be your next company  noooo:
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 04:45:13 PM
Sawing, varnishing, painting, drilling, sweeping and loading the truck with junk from the garage...  noooo:

Strangely, all my stuff can go straight up the dump... Heaven forbid we should throw out a flower pot tho...  noooo:

Too too familiar  noooo:

Mrs Nick keeps BROKEN stuff if it's hers. She is officially nuts
I have loaded flower pots in the back of the truck!  eveilgrin:












Hidden of course...  redface:

Whenever Mrs Nick is not around I shovel loads of old crap into bins.

She goes through the bins and gets all the crap out. Her crap, natrually. noooo:
The flower pots are covered by loads of really heavy stuff!  eveilgrin:











Mind you, it is my really heavy stuff...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2009, 04:45:59 PM
Your self help books  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on August 08, 2009, 04:46:44 PM

Sawing, varnishing, painting, drilling, sweeping and loading the truck with junk from the garage...  noooo:

Strangely, all my stuff can go straight up the dump...  noooo:

That'll be straight to nearest piece of waste land then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 04:47:15 PM
Your self help books  rubschin:
Yes, I'm throwing away my home-teach assertiveness course...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 04:47:59 PM

Sawing, varnishing, painting, drilling, sweeping and loading the truck with junk from the garage...  noooo:

Strangely, all my stuff can go straight up the dump...  noooo:

That'll be straight to nearest piece of waste land then
No, I shall take it to the official village tip... the one that has been on fire for three days...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2009, 04:48:09 PM
Carrier bags
Shoe boxes
Broken toasters
A completely dismantled kitchen!! Including all the wall tiles.  noooo: (Why? 'Just in case') Just in case of WHAT FFS?
8 bicycles (of which 2.5 actually werk)
Plant pots
Plastic containers (about 5000 of them)
All her Xmas cards (for ever that is, all of them, filed by year received)

etc. etc.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2009, 04:49:34 PM
Your self help books  rubschin:
Yes, I'm throwing away my home-teach assertiveness course...  ::)

Have you been told to  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2009, 04:49:57 PM
Your self help books  rubschin:
Yes, I'm throwing away my home-teach assertiveness course...  ::)

Have you been told to  lol: lol: lol:
drumroll:
 point: point: point: point: point: point:

















Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2009, 04:50:31 PM
Your self help books  rubschin:
Yes, I'm throwing away my home-teach assertiveness course...  ::)

Have you been told to  lol: lol: lol:
No... I asked permission...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 08, 2009, 11:00:52 PM

8 bicycles (of which 2.5 actually werk)


It took me a moment to work that out.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2009, 07:02:15 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
I've been werking since early o'clock...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2009, 08:04:35 AM
Yep - keeping those eyelids in the up position must be such a difficult task for you  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 09, 2009, 08:16:21 AM
I've been werking since early o'clock...  evil:

Only because of the time difference between the UK and Cyprus. razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2009, 08:16:46 AM
Yep - keeping those eyelids in the up position must be such a difficult task for you  whistle:
No!  evil:


I have matches for that...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2009, 10:00:38 AM
Pleased to see she is keeping you bizzy. So good for your weight problem diet
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2009, 11:05:46 AM
Pleased to see she is keeping you bizzy. So good for your weight problem diet
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Instructions are received that we are going on a 'family outing' shortly. Thrilling.

No indication of where we are going but I bet it involves a fooking garden centre  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2009, 01:20:06 PM
Instructions are received that we are going on a 'family outing' shortly. Thrilling.

No indication of where we are going but I bet it involves a fooking garden centre  cussing:
I have the afternoon off...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2009, 01:22:30 PM
What did you drug her with?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 09, 2009, 03:12:18 PM
Werking.  The promise of a brief ~ We'll get it to you by Thursday (last week) ~ has not materialised  ::). But they still want a meeting next Thursday and a presentation based upon said brief...  doh:

I am inventing, supposing, mind-reading and seeing into the future...  noooo:

What's that line from the song... "Moses, supposes, ... erroneously". Yep, that's me  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2009, 03:46:24 PM
Werking.  The promise of a brief ~ We'll get it to you by Thursday (last week) ~ has not materialised  ::). But they still want a meeting next Thursday and a presentation based upon said brief...  doh:

I am inventing, supposing, mind-reading and seeing into the future...  noooo:

What's that line from the song... "Moses, supposes, ... erroneously". Yep, that's me  razz:
I thought you'd be comatose...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 09, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
Moi?  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on August 09, 2009, 06:48:02 PM
Quiet innit. You all must  be out enjoying the sin sun
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2009, 07:17:03 PM
Back from BBQ - it was like Britain's Next Top Model  noooo:

Never mind - more food for me  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2009, 08:41:33 PM
We are moving furniture. It's a shambles  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2009, 08:45:53 PM
Did you have a nice afternoon out  confused2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2009, 08:51:58 PM
Of course not! evil:

1.   Leave home 2 hours later than planned  noooo:
2.   Go back to retrieve forgotten items  cussing:
3.   Encounter mad old bat driving Nissan Micra towards us on WRONG side of dual carriageway (screaming)  eeek:
4.   En route end up taking Boy to Go-Kart track  cry:
5.   Try to go somewhere else now shut  cussing:
6.   Go to another place and get accosted by loads of drunken Poles  scared2:
7.   Get back in car to find Boy has trodden in dog shite  cussing:
8.   Get stuck in traffic jam  cussing:
9.   Come back and go to feed invisible cats. No cat food  cussing:
10.   Go shopping for cat food  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2009, 09:00:10 PM
I take it you are not feeling so masterful today  rubschin:


 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2009, 01:28:04 AM
Of course not! evil:

1.   Leave home 2 hours later than planned  noooo:
2.   Go back to retrieve forgotten items  cussing:
3.   Encounter terrified old bat driving Nissan Micra towards us while driving on WRONG side of dual carriageway (screaming)  redface:
4.   En route end up taking Boy to Go-Kart track  cry:
5.   Try to go somewhere else now shut  cussing:
6.   Go to another place and get accosted by loads of drunken Poles  scared2:
7.   Get back in car to find Boy has trodden in dog shite  cussing:
8.   Get stuck in traffic jam  cussing:
9.   Come back and go to feed invisible cats. No cat food  cussing:
10.   Go shopping for cat food  cussing:


Number 3 sounds more likely now Nick whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2009, 06:48:15 AM
Of course not! evil:

1.   Leave home 2 hours later than planned  noooo:
2.   Go back to retrieve forgotten items  cussing:
3.   Encounter mad old bat driving Nissan Micra towards us on WRONG side of dual carriageway (screaming)  eeek:
4.   En route end up taking Boy to Go-Kart track  cry:
5.   Try to go somewhere else now shut  cussing:
6.   Go to another place and get accosted by loads of drunken Poles  scared2:
7.   Get back in car to find Boy has trodden in dog shite  cussing:
8.   Get stuck in traffic jam  cussing:
9.   Come back and go to feed invisible cats. No cat food  cussing:
10.   Go shopping for cat food  cussing:

happy001






Oh my head...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 06:57:59 AM
Is the sun hurting your eyes this morning  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 07:22:55 AM
Having shifted furniture about every room in the house is now uninhabitable  cry:. This goes on for three weeks  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Sander man arrives in 30 minutes. The noise and mess is going to be awful  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 10:22:24 AM
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Banghead

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
Imagine how much worse it would be if you were the one using the sander whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 10, 2009, 12:31:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odcJ-vS22rI

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 10, 2009, 12:35:13 PM
I had my teeth sanded this morning.  lol:

Now off to Jobcentre where I suppose I will get my wrist slapped for walking out of their "development" centre a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 12:48:25 PM
Imagine how much worse it would be if you were the one using the sander whistle:

PARDON?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 12:59:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odcJ-vS22rI

 whistle:

FOOK OFF  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 10, 2009, 01:16:23 PM
MMmmmmm where is everybody today - no one's playing out cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 01:17:09 PM
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 10, 2009, 01:27:36 PM
Try this, later on like  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzu5mohakQg
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2009, 01:33:46 PM
'Lectric has been off all day!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 01:34:37 PM
Try this, later on like  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzu5mohakQg



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg32.imageshack.us%2Fimg32%2F525%2F76657591.gif&hash=c13684cc3768c1ba651ef0aa077c914827fb628c) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 01:35:19 PM
'Lectric has been off all day!  Banghead

What about LL's life support machine telly?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 10, 2009, 01:37:36 PM
Or this looks more up your street.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPL7KC1DEA&feature=PlayList&p=CB6F85ACFEB38871&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=69
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2009, 01:39:20 PM
I want one!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2009, 01:42:50 PM
'Lectric has been off all day!  Banghead

What about LL's life support machine telly?
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:01:13 PM
Sandman has just finished. Nice job!

Will post a pic if I ever find the camera  evil:

He reckons the boards have not been touched (apart from linseed oil and feet) since it was built
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2009, 08:12:23 PM
It's probably in that box that you put away with The Boy's soft toys which were under the desk in the office but you had to move out because of the dust and then later placed it under the stairs for a time just before the Tesco delivery came and had to be moved to get at the freezer which you've since moved out of the garage... so, take a look in the kitchen where the gadgets used to be before the decorator took down that shelving unit and flat-packed it in one of the spare bedrooms... and if it isn't there, go back to the office and log onto Amazon and buy a new one...  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:13:38 PM
No Mrs Nick has put it one of her safe places from which it will never emerge  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2009, 08:21:34 PM
It's probably in that box that you put away with The Boy's soft toys which were under the desk in the office but you had to move out because of the dust and then later placed it under the stairs for a time just before the Tesco delivery came and had to be moved to get at the freezer which you've since moved out of the garage... so, take a look in the kitchen where the gadgets used to be before the decorator took down that shelving unit and flat-packed it in one of the spare bedrooms... and if it isn't there, go back to the office and log onto Amazon and buy a new one...  angel1

Wot garage?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2009, 08:22:23 PM
No Mrs Nick has put it one of her safe places from which it will never emerge  noooo:

Hey, I was close!  bom
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2009, 03:45:08 AM
It's probably in that box that you put away with The Boy's soft toys which were under the desk in the office but you had to move out because of the dust and then later placed it under the stairs for a time just before the Tesco delivery came and had to be moved to get at the freezer which you've since moved out of the garage... so, take a look in the kitchen where the gadgets used to be before the decorator took down that shelving unit and flat-packed it in one of the spare bedrooms... and if it isn't there, go back to the office and log onto Amazon and buy a new one...  angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2009, 07:53:54 AM
Sandman has just finished. Nice job!

Will post a pic if I ever find the camera  evil:

He reckons the boards have not been touched (apart from linseed oil and feet) since it was built

Eeewwwww! You slut.  ;)

















Glad the job pleases you ~ looking forward to seeing it (when Mrs Nick is at werk obviously)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2009, 08:06:26 AM
PM me yer mobile number and you can.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2009, 08:20:54 AM
PM me yer mobile number and you can.

'Invalid address'  noooo:

Spose it depends how you pronounce invalid  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 12, 2009, 11:17:58 AM
This, presumably, is it.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg20.imageshack.us%2Fimg20%2F4692%2F43471405.jpg&hash=5348aa76e29afaf8ea872210ab342bac66ec3ad4) (http://www.postimage.org/)

Been busy, like  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2009, 12:05:45 PM
That's the chappy!! Pastis must have sneaked in in the night  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2009, 12:45:36 PM
Now all it needs is a nice rug  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2009, 12:46:42 PM
It all has to be painted first  evil:

RUG laying is scheduled for the 28th of August (I am told)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2009, 12:50:13 PM
Ooooohhh will you have an official ceremony  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2009, 12:52:18 PM
I plan to break a bottle over Mrs nick's head
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2009, 12:54:17 PM
The accused then wrote "I plan to break a bottle over Mrs nick's head" m'laud....  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2009, 01:03:37 PM
This, presumably, is it.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg20.imageshack.us%2Fimg20%2F4692%2F43471405.jpg&hash=5348aa76e29afaf8ea872210ab342bac66ec3ad4) (http://www.postimage.org/)

Been busy, like  redface:


Look just like the floor in our front room before we stained and varnished it  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2009, 01:03:57 PM
 Explode:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 16, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
 tunble:

Anybody going down to the Dog & Duck?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2009, 12:21:31 PM
I fancy a pint... but we have guests...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2009, 02:46:35 PM
I fancy a pint... but we have guests...  noooo:
Are they Quakers?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 16, 2009, 02:52:19 PM
Nah! Just slightly fearful.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2009, 02:53:08 PM
Nah! Just slightly fearful.
drumroll:

I just bait the hook.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 16, 2009, 06:17:58 PM
This Sunday's band was brass   whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FPqCvHdi.jpg&hash=d28a8a9798846e2f89d4808a3df68287a44ec7a7) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqCvHdi)

Only a four piece but their Faur?'s Pavane was lovely  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 06:18:17 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 06:26:32 PM
I am having t'internet problems that make me want to scream  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 06:28:28 PM
I am having t'internet problems that make me want to scream  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Go on then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 24, 2009, 06:29:15 PM
I think I can hear that  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 06:36:03 PM
I am stamping my feet now......

router appears to be fecked but then wants to work again - why - be one thing or the other - do not muck me around  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 06:37:44 PM
I am stamping my feet now......

router appears to be fecked but then wants to work again - why - be one thing or the other - do not muck me around  evil:

[serious]Is it overheating...?[/serious]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 06:41:56 PM
How do you stop it from doing that then ? ........doesn't have a fan and stuff like a puter does it ????

What should I do if it's getting hot  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 06:44:40 PM
How do you stop it from doing that then ? ........doesn't have a fan and stuff like a puter does it ????

What should I do if it's getting hot  Shrugs:
Well, mine does... I have it standing up on two packets of wallpaper paste so that the air can better circulate around it...

If it feels warm, try elevating it a bit to help cooling (it doesn't have to be boxes of wallpaper paste)...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 06:46:57 PM
But it's stuck on a nice concealed shelf so you can't see it......if I put it on top of the desk it will look unsightly  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 06:47:37 PM
But it's stuck on a nice concealed shelf so you can't see it......if I put it on top of the desk it will look unsightly  redface:
doh:

But it might werk better like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 06:49:11 PM
......and I have to take all the wires out from the back of the desk and thread them through that hole thingy and there are so many cables and then I will get into tidy cable up mode ......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2009, 06:50:54 PM
......and I have to take all the wires out from the back of the desk and thread them through that hole thingy and there are so many cables and then I will get into tidy cable up mode ......
Wotevah...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 24, 2009, 07:09:38 PM
Time to get a man in?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 07:12:01 PM
My ever increasing list for a man who can do  cry:

Fix washing machine - refuses to drain  evil:

Fix router - my recent slap to it seems to have stabilised it for the moment but I don't hold out much hope

Fix bedroom door

Put new mixer taps on the bath


Or I could just move  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 24, 2009, 07:15:16 PM
Me Miss Me Miss I can do those things (waving grubby hand in the air)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 07:17:16 PM
But you are in a land far , far away  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 24, 2009, 07:18:07 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 24, 2009, 07:18:22 PM
No, no, me Miss, me. I'm sitting at the front.

<flicks elastic band at Snoopy>
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 24, 2009, 07:20:26 PM
 evil: I'll see you behind the bogs at break time  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 24, 2009, 07:21:35 PM
yer, you and who's army.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 24, 2009, 07:25:29 PM
 razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 07:25:42 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

I refer the honourable gentlemen to their earlier posts

They can do nothing about the heart rhythm, they feel the heart beat is still too fast so have upped the beta blockers to absolute maximum allowed on a "Let's see what happens if" basis and asked me if I want more counselling!   noooo:

I had my 'results day' just before my holiday. I've been getting more and more short of breath over the past couple of years and the cardiologists have been investigating. I've had catheterisation, TOE, echos, exercise tests and even an MRI (great pictures!) over the past year. Their decision is to operate to close up the ASD (hole in the heart).

Now are either of you sure that sorting out my problems is worth it  noooo:

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 24, 2009, 07:26:57 PM
 rubschin: Fair point.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 24, 2009, 07:27:36 PM
 noooo:

You're far too sensible.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2009, 07:39:53 PM
Only occasionally  noooo:

I'm afraid none of my important life changing decisions have had any notions of sense attached to them  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 24, 2009, 08:12:42 PM
How do you stop it from doing that then ? ........doesn't have a fan and stuff like a puter does it ????

What should I do if it's getting hot  Shrugs:


Put it in a bucket of cold water? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 24, 2009, 08:33:21 PM
Where would one be without an ice bucket, eh?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 24, 2009, 09:05:17 PM
 Shrugs: Up a creek without a corkscrew?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 28, 2009, 04:06:55 PM
 tunble:

 tunble:

Well, I've finished the VAT return  angel1. Had to write a cheque tho' ...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2009, 04:08:30 PM
tunble:

 tunble:

Well, I've finished the VAT return  angel1. Had to write a cheque tho' ...  sad24:

Poor you...  happy100

Well done on getting the return finished tho...  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 28, 2009, 04:16:33 PM
Time for some refreshment, methinks  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2009, 04:59:04 PM
Time for some refreshment, methinks  lol:
Tis already beer o'clock here... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink009.gif&hash=95b14be946c44a5082357f9149006a40384e87fa) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 29, 2009, 06:43:41 AM
Having dropped Mrs TMRBB, the daughter, the son, the son's girlfriend and the mad friend of Mrs TMRBB at Gatwick, I now have a week of peace and solitude  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 06:46:04 AM
And I am home alone with Mrs Nick and The Boy safely in South Wales until Tuesday  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 29, 2009, 06:49:14 AM
And I am home alone with Mrs Nick and The Boy safely in South Wales until Tuesday  cloud9:

Is it just me then, or is there something appealing about "going it alone"?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 06:52:57 AM
Oh yes, the peace and quiet  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 29, 2009, 06:53:59 AM
Oh yes, the peace and quiet  cloud9:

Indeed. I am now going back to bed for a couple of hours  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2009, 08:13:09 AM
My lot left at 7am to visit her mother in Lincolnshire.

I have had additional sleeping-in time, the luxury of a bath without anyone banging on the door wanting the toilet (there is another toilet downstairs) and am now going to eat some brekky. I may then get dressed and collect the papers or may forget them and make do with the 24 news channels.

The family will not be back until between 10 and 11pm tonight, by which time with the aid of my usual pills and some alcohol I shall be fast asleep.

Peace and quiet for the entire day.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 08:28:11 AM
Trouble is there is now nowhere to sit in the house  cussing:

Mrs Nick emptied the contents of her car before leaving, so even the kitchen is full of shite. This includes a fooking lawnmower!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2009, 08:36:08 AM
Yes ~ I have just surveyed the devastation that used to be our kitchen.

How hard is it to put the milk back in the fridge, the cereals back in the cupboard and the fvcking washing up into the dish washer?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 11:04:01 AM
Cleared the kitchen (including the lawnmower  whacky115) now off to M&S Simply Food, then pub, then DVD (on laptop)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 29, 2009, 11:06:39 AM
Cleared the kitchen (including the lawnmower  whacky115) now off to M&S Simply Food, then pub, then DVD (on laptop)

 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2009, 01:39:21 PM
And I am home alone with Mrs Nick and The Boy safely in South Wales until Tuesday  cloud9:

Is it just me then, or is there something appealing about "going it alone"?
Oh yes...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 01:42:02 PM
If I had somewhere to fooking sit!!

I may have to decamp to House 2  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2009, 01:46:26 PM
Gentlemen ~ I am still trying to work out why we all managed to fall into the trap a second time.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 01:47:02 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2009, 01:48:39 PM
 happy100 There there.



I know ~ the triumph of hope over experience.  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 01:51:40 PM
 sad24:

PM your number, I lost it
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2009, 02:54:04 PM
Gentlemen ~ I am still trying to work out why we all managed to fall into the trap a second time.  rubschin:
Second time you say?

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 02:56:48 PM
Well you are an examle for us all of what not to do.

Have you spotted MILF Mrs DS 4 yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2009, 03:00:23 PM
Well you are an examle for us all of what not to do.

Have you spotted MILF Mrs DS 4 yet?

Define "spotted"?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 03:01:52 PM
Post images of your latest desired female bodies and we shall help you decide  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2009, 03:07:41 PM
Gentlemen ~ I am still trying to work out why we all managed to fall into the trap a second time.  rubschin:
Second time you say?

 redface:


I thought of you as I typed second but decided that, although you have trodden the path a third time, there must at some point have been a second so you were still included.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 29, 2009, 03:56:17 PM
Ah, the joys of solitude  cloud9:

I made an indecently large Full English Breakfast this morning at the very civilised hour of 11:00am  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2009, 05:57:16 PM
 ::)

Me too tomorrow  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 29, 2009, 06:07:00 PM
We'll need a pic to see if yours is bigger than mine  lol:

<snigger>
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 30, 2009, 05:20:05 AM
 noooo:


Anywhoo. My lot returned, I know not at what hour, but this morning SWWLTBO's car is parked in the drive and all beds including hers are filled with snoring bodies. A lot of crap has appeared in the kitchen and on the dining room table overnight (I know I left it all neat and tidy) so it looks as if MiL was in one of her "I don't think I need this any more" moods and has handed out rubbish to the children. Rubbish that should have been thrown away when the in-laws replaced it twenty or even forty years ago.

I feel a tip run coming on  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2009, 09:50:56 AM
Gentlemen ~ I am still trying to work out why we all managed to fall into the trap a second time.  rubschin:

It balances out those of us who managed to avoid the trap first time around. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 07:01:50 AM
 tunble: tunble: tunble: tunble: tunble: tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2009, 07:26:03 AM
I'm here.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 07:29:41 AM
Hoorah .....

So it is just you and me  , have you had breakfast yet  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2009, 07:38:59 AM
Is that an offer?

Had a cup of tea and a cereal bar when I got work. Checked the diary, message store and logged in here.

Creature of habit me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 07:49:27 AM
Well apparently the others are having problems logging into the site so that leaves you and I to create havoc  whistle:

What shall we do and who shall we talk about first  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2009, 07:51:38 AM
How do you know all this?

Are you psychic?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 07:53:43 AM
Text messages and emails at work  redface:

Oh and of course psychic and presumptious - it's not as if they could have anything better to do than be on here  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2009, 07:56:19 AM
 redface: must get on with some work. And so must you young lady.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 07:58:43 AM
I am doing both  angel1..........I have dual screens at work .....one with personal stuff on and the other with work and I flick between the two constantly 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2009, 08:01:36 AM
Ah, the old multitasking trick.

Don't let a Daily Mail reading, taxpayer catch you using council resourses for personal use.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 08:04:40 AM
No fear ........my work is always done and you are 'allowed' to use the internet and stuff for personal use as long as this is 'reasonable' .....

No one has yet to define the term reasonable  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2009, 08:15:47 AM
True, can you get Facebook, youtube etc.? They're barred here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
Oh no....we aren't allowed too much fun. No hotmail , Yahoo, YouTube or Facebook  etc noooo:  No sites deemed to have 'adult' content , no gaming sites and not many blogs  cry:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 09:38:11 AM
It appears to be werking again  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2009, 09:40:36 AM
It does here too  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 09:41:19 AM
Hoorah ...you're all back  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 09:44:03 AM
The Boy has been online shopping again  Angry9: I may have to keelll him. Mrs Nick was quite relaxed about it till I told her he had used her credit card  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2009, 09:44:23 AM
Indeed we are back! Now who do we blame?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 09:44:50 AM
You have been missed  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2009, 09:45:11 AM
It's all a mystery to me  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2009, 09:45:37 AM
The Boy has been online shopping again  Angry9: I may have to keelll him. Mrs Nick was quite relaxed about it till I told her he had used her credit card  eveilgrin:

Then she was either still asleep or has more money than sense.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
BM seems pretty clueless too  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
 happy100

It was my fault ...if I can't have the internet at home I was determined none of you guys could have any fun in the evening without me  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2009, 09:54:20 AM
It wasn't my fault!  cussing:











On this occasion...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 09:55:18 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2009, 09:57:09 AM
It wasn't my fault!  cussing:


On this occasion...

Should I delete the idle speculation on Facebook then?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2009, 09:57:59 AM
It wasn't my fault!  cussing:


On this occasion...

Should I delete the idle speculation on Facebook then?  lol:
I didn't check Facebook...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2009, 09:58:55 AM
We put it down to goats I believe.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2009, 10:00:09 AM
It wasn't my fault!  cussing:


On this occasion...

Should I delete the idle speculation on Facebook then?  lol:
I didn't check Facebook...  rubschin:

Good. You'd have gubbed that too  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2009, 10:00:34 AM
It wasn't my fault!  cussing:


On this occasion...

Should I delete the idle speculation on Facebook then?  lol:
I didn't check Facebook...  rubschin:

Good. You'd have gubbed that too  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 10:01:24 AM
It wasn't my fault!  cussing:


On this occasion...

Should I delete the idle speculation on Facebook then?  lol:

I need to get onto my Facebook  cry:  cry:  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2009, 10:05:35 AM
I see a lunchtime t'interweb cafe session beckons  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2009, 10:13:19 AM
Working here now as well.

We must be pretty near the end of the pipe
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 10:21:47 AM
I see a lunchtime t'interweb cafe session beckons  lol:

or a visit to a friend's house   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 02, 2009, 10:31:24 AM
You have been missed pissed redface:



Indeed we have but now the pub has re opened we will all sober up. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 10:33:14 AM
do we have to ...... cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2009, 10:35:32 AM
It ishn't compulsorerey complouslory eessenshull You don't feckin have to.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2009, 10:36:58 AM
Good - can I have a top up then  eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2009, 10:38:43 AM
Yesh. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink042.gif&hash=6db944a63acb338726219d329e0634bfc2501dd8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2009, 08:33:24 AM
 tunble:

Even Miss D has disappeared now.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2009, 08:44:09 AM
I'm back ....I have been at war with my internet provider

feckin shower of shites  cussing:

I have now cancelled my contract with the bunch of low life, time wasting , useless twats  evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2009, 08:48:25 AM
Ah, I see. Thought you might have popped out for a ciggie break.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2009, 08:48:53 AM
 lol:

Although I am fuming  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2009, 08:50:54 AM
Only me and thee again today Unc ...the others must be at the entrance gates banging to get in.

Should we let em in  ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 03, 2009, 05:10:40 PM
Well I finally find the secret tunnel and everyone b*ggers orf!  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 03, 2009, 06:18:15 PM
I have been digging all day, there is a massive pile of earth on next doors drive, this emptied from my trousers in an effort to confuse inquisitive neighbors.  I think I deserve a drink.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2009, 06:49:52 PM
Well I've broken back in again. This is getting beyond a joke.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 03, 2009, 07:10:31 PM
Out of curiosity, what is beyond a joke? Philosophically I mean...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2009, 07:13:21 PM
I guess it means something so bad that you cannot make joke about it. But there are even jokes about the Holocaust so I imagine nothing is beyond a joke.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 03, 2009, 07:29:11 PM
So, were you to believe in it, heaven would be a joke? Seeing as there's nothing beyond it either?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2009, 07:33:47 PM
Oddly enough I don't believe in heaven so it is joke.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 03, 2009, 07:37:18 PM
That's where I thought we were going too  happy088

And what's more, if we're wrong, it should be quite a laugh!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2009, 07:38:14 PM
And why do people say "feeling under par" meaning in a bad way? Surely, if you are a golfist, being "under par" is a good thing?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
 rubschin:

"pass"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 03, 2009, 07:43:56 PM
I agree; but then I got stuck on the word golfist   eeek:

Are we talking the regular 18 holes here or is there something else we should know?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2009, 07:46:44 PM
I agree; but then I got stuck on the word golfist   eeek:

Are we talking the regular 18 holes here or is there something else we should know?  eyes:

 eyes:

Perv.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 03, 2009, 07:52:13 PM
I agree; but then I got stuck on the word golfist   eeek:

Are we talking the regular 18 holes here or is there something else we should know?  eyes:

 eyes:

Perv.  lol:

Fisticuffs?  ;)

Anyhoo, I've heard it said that par refers to an average score, so, whilst in golf that's better for most other things it's worse.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2009, 06:14:18 AM
When is it next due to break?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 04, 2009, 06:38:16 AM
Any moment now.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2009, 07:02:44 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 11:22:51 AM
Bizzy, bizzy.

Brum want me back
Bradford beckon

Go to pick up prescription from doc's.
I see a sign.

'Patient speaking in sentences? Call doctor!'

WTF?

I enquire: What does that mean?

No one knows  noooo:

Get back

TESCO delivery (early  evil:)

Whatever possessed me to order decaff coffee and so much Corned Beef?  rubschin:

Mrs Nick calls: Have you sorted out the guitar tutor?
No
 angry041: angry041: angry041:

Then she calls again

'Viewing for House 2 at 2.30. Can you get there?'

Correct answer is 'Yes', mind you it's some italian bird lady so I don't mind   eveilgrin:

She calls again

The Boy is in a Ping Pong tournament ( whacky115) after skool so will be home late
 cloud9:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2009, 11:25:06 AM
Sounds a lot more interesting than my bizzy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 11:27:09 AM
Too little of this shite is remunerated.
 evil:

Still the pigeon shite came out of the rug  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2009, 11:29:20 AM
Didn't need special 'tweetment' than.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 11:30:55 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2009, 11:38:50 AM
So is a Ping Pong tournament the same as Table Tennis ...if so when did Table Tennis become defunct as the proper name for it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 07, 2009, 11:39:26 AM
Ordinary bizzy, i.e. not "Nick" bizzy   whistle:

Oh, and remunerated in the fullness of time  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 11:40:32 AM
So is a Ping Pong tournament the same as Table Tennis ...if so when did Table Tennis become defunct as the proper name for it  rubschin:

I thought it was called Fliff Flaff or summat  rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsFRgIb8mAQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsFRgIb8mAQ)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 02:06:27 PM
House 2 is let!  cloud9:

Not Italian, Filipinos  rubschin:

Family.

Another job done  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 07, 2009, 02:09:42 PM
Cannabis growers.

The police have raided yet another farm in the borough today - an alert neighbour apparently.

Mind you a house in Sutton went up in flames last week cause of all the light bulbs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2009, 02:10:32 PM
Cannabis growers eh? No wonder they liked the conservatory and the boiler  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 07, 2009, 02:12:52 PM
Oh dear.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 07, 2009, 02:58:21 PM
Time for a pint.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 07, 2009, 06:16:58 PM
Time for food.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 07, 2009, 06:19:42 PM
tel ~ Clearly a man of few words, firm opinions  and with his priorities sorted.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2009, 03:39:08 AM
tel ~ Clearly a man of few words, firm opinions  and with his priorities sorted.
I reckon he is right about the cannabis growers tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2009, 09:21:37 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 14, 2009, 09:25:53 AM
7 Guests, 5 Users.  rubschin:

Must be werking like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 14, 2009, 09:46:57 AM
Werk here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2009, 09:47:57 AM
My werk appears to have gone for a stroll  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2009, 01:28:40 PM
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2009, 01:29:27 PM
Makes a change
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2009, 01:33:25 PM
Makes a change
drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 15, 2009, 07:48:21 AM
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2009, 02:48:27 PM
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2009, 02:59:07 PM
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2009, 03:12:13 PM
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)

 redface:

See.... You should 'ave come to Wales girl, proper Lava Bread for brekky, Bara Brith for tea and all the Black Pudding you could eat.



PS Max Boyce DVDs and Video tapes of Rugby matches with Brains Bitter for the evening entertainment.
Chapel three times on Sunday.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2009, 03:23:23 PM
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)

 redface:
See.... You should 'ave come to Wales girl, proper Lava Bread for brekky, Bara Brith for tea and all the Black Pudding you could eat.


PS Max Boyce DVDs and Video tapes of Rugby matches with Brains Bitter for the evening entertainment.
Chapel three times on Sunday.

You make it sound very inviting.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2009, 03:24:28 PM
I have been entertaining like...  noooo:

Not the old 'dropping of a roof' routine, that is just soooo last year. ;)
No, I have been a propah genulman like...  cloud9:

Indeed you have. Pissing off out with your mates to play on your bike, feeding your own face but forgetting to even offer food to your guest.  ::)

 redface:
See.... You should 'ave come to Wales girl, proper Lava Bread for brekky, Bara Brith for tea and all the Black Pudding you could eat.


PS Max Boyce DVDs and Video tapes of Rugby matches with Brains Bitter for the evening entertainment.
Chapel three times on Sunday.

You make it sound very inviting.

I sometimes wonder just how I cope with it all  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2009, 06:13:56 PM
I could make her very welcome. Can she do patio work like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2009, 05:02:36 AM
I could make her very welcome. Can she do patio work like?
Not so far... in fact, no work at all...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 16, 2009, 05:23:26 AM
And you've been killing yourself how exactly   noooo:


Snoops - what on earth is Bara Birth - the other 2 menu choices are obviously no go's  sick2: ?

Nick - I do do patio work. I provide the bodies to be put under them  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 16, 2009, 07:14:11 AM
Bara Brith is Welsh fruit bread. Can be served cold or toasted with butter.
Every village has arguments as to which housewife makes the best Bara Brith and the recipes are very varied but it is a traditional Welsh "teatime" treat.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2009, 07:50:41 AM
Bara Brith is Welsh fruit bread.

"I am the only fruit in the village" 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 16, 2009, 07:52:02 AM
Bara Brith is Welsh fruit bread.

"I am the only fruit in the village" 


Quite so  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 17, 2009, 09:16:07 PM
Quiet, innit.

But I've really had enough now. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2009, 05:50:46 AM
Very quiet...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2009, 06:34:06 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.copsalehall.co.uk%2Fpetshowpics%2Fblue%2520laced%2520cockerel.jpg&hash=ef713d881c0bb0dfd6cab18628b9de3f77c0c0cf)
Rise and shine.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2009, 08:15:29 AM
Using Homer Simpson voice "Hmmmmmm Lunch"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 18, 2009, 08:31:43 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.copsalehall.co.uk%2Fpetshowpics%2Fblue%2520laced%2520cockerel.jpg&hash=ef713d881c0bb0dfd6cab18628b9de3f77c0c0cf)
Rise and shine.


Shhh some of us are trying to sleep. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2009, 09:20:40 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.copsalehall.co.uk%2Fpetshowpics%2Fblue%2520laced%2520cockerel.jpg&hash=ef713d881c0bb0dfd6cab18628b9de3f77c0c0cf)
Rise and shine.
Shhh some of us are trying to sleep. ::)
You told me being woken by a cock was one of the great joys of country living?



I shall transfer the picture to the 'dinner tonight' thread.  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2009, 01:28:50 PM
Seems no one is able to come out and play today..... sad24:

I may have to do some work at this rate  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2009, 01:36:00 PM
I am werking on computer upgrades 'n stuff...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 22, 2009, 01:37:04 PM
I have been helping to put an engine back in a 1972 Honda CB750. Christus it was heavy!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 22, 2009, 02:32:32 PM
Busy ~ just looked at the time, It's only half past three! Could have sworn it was much later.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2009, 02:55:23 PM
Well at least you're here now  cloud9: . So what shall we do ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 22, 2009, 02:59:41 PM
More work?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2009, 03:03:06 PM
I will cancel afternoon tea then  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 22, 2009, 03:24:57 PM
Scones? I could be persuaded like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2009, 03:25:32 PM
Jam and clotted cream Sir  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 22, 2009, 03:28:26 PM
Warm the pot dear, warm the pot.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2009, 03:33:33 PM
Any ginger nuts?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2009, 03:36:57 PM
Don't know...I'm not discriminating like that  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 22, 2009, 03:46:01 PM
I've been out. Went over to a "shopping centre" ( scared2:) and parked in their subterranean car park. Very dark down there... made my way upstairs to find the whole place was experiencing a power cut  eeek:
Bugger. Oh well, return home and.... aha, no change to get out of the car park. (I was going to get some cash from a cash point to pay for the purchase but of course none of the cash points were working!  rubschin:).

 tunble:

Eventually found enough change in pockets and car to be released from this urban nightmare. Definitely one of those 'what if' scary scenarios.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 22, 2009, 03:52:12 PM
Have a nice cup of tea lad, You'll soon feel better.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2009, 04:07:55 PM
I'm off out to get pissed like...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 22, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
Oooo can I come please it's been a long day. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2009, 04:42:31 PM
Very busy and then I had an overwhelming desire to check the insides of my eyelids for an hour ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sleep021
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2009, 08:11:45 PM
Oooo can I come please it's been a long day. noooo:
You'd be mopst welcom- oh, too late, I already are pissed...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 23, 2009, 06:03:04 AM
Wakey wakey!

Half the day's gone already
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 06:22:39 AM
Wakey wakey!

Half the day's gone already
sleep017

I'm here... in body if not in mind...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 07:05:35 AM
Do we get multiple choice options then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 07:17:13 AM
Do we get multiple choice options then  rubschin:
Yes... shall I start a poll?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 08:13:04 AM
NO!














Bloody people who can't cope with their own alcohol intake ....mutter, mutter, mumble, discontented mutterings.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2009, 08:19:04 AM
NO!














Bloody people who can't cope with their own alcohol intake ....mutter, mutter, mumble, discontented mutterings.

Walkies!

 scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 08:19:57 AM
That's more like it!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 08:21:31 AM
Somebody pour something in his ashtray...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 10:06:12 AM
Where is everybody...?  Shrugs:

Should we send out a search party do you think...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 10:07:46 AM
I am here ...it's just that no one notices me  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 10:09:32 AM
I am here ...it's just that no one notices me  cry:
I meant everybody important...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 23, 2009, 10:10:00 AM
Where is everybody...?  Shrugs:

Should we send out a search party do you think...?  rubschin:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 10:10:38 AM
Where is everybody...?  Shrugs:

Should we send out a search party do you think...?  rubschin:


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That's my Uncle ~ on the left!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 10:14:32 AM
I am here ...it's just that no one notices me  cry:
I meant everybody important...  ::)

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 10:15:35 AM
I am here ...it's just that no one notices me  cry:
I meant everybody important...  ::)

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 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 10:23:06 AM
 whistle:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 10:24:10 AM
whistle:

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 10:28:08 AM
whistle:

 evil:
And to think I was wearing this today  whistle:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 23, 2009, 10:31:02 AM
I have been out, visiting an employment agancy. Bit of a waste of time, but there you go.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2009, 10:32:29 AM
I have gone AWOL for a bit while I deal with some domestic ishoos!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 10:32:49 AM
We miss you
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 10:39:53 AM
^^^^^ What she said like...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 12:03:36 PM
And then there were two of us.

Watcher Miss D ~ Quiet innit? ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 12:13:33 PM
'ello ~ She's bin and gorn too. Well sod the lot of you then.







I'm all on my own in here.










It's mine ~ all mine Mwahahahahahaha  Sinister: (Note appropriate use of newest emoticon)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 12:23:41 PM
'ello ~ She's bin and gorn too. Well sod the lot of you then.







I'm all on my own in here.










It's mine ~ all mine Mwahahahahahaha  Sinister: (Note appropriate use of newest emoticon)

No, this is the newest emoticon... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 12:38:08 PM
Huh! Nose in air and stalks off (well somebody has to ~ there's been a distinct lack of nose in air off stalking lately)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 12:40:00 PM
As long as your stalk is not in the air and your nose is off  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 23, 2009, 12:41:09 PM
Sticks and stones etc  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
What - you'll fetch them  won't you lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 12:48:32 PM
What - you'll fetch them  won't you lol:

 lol: lol: lol: Just the sticks  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2009, 01:03:20 PM
I'm still here, but I don't suppose that counts?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 01:06:16 PM
But you left us....even for a short time....and then the heartache began  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
I only popped down to Waitrose for some 'essentials'.

Don't tell me you noticed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 01:10:26 PM
I can only breathe again now you are back  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 23, 2009, 01:13:52 PM
I have only just been able to get in - it wouldn't let me since about 10am.  After several reboots, it finally let me. Must be my pooter.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 01:15:53 PM
I can only breathe again now you are back  cloud9:
Your near-death experience has turned you into a bit of a drama queen...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 23, 2009, 01:18:06 PM
I have been to the hospital ~ just a regular checkup.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2009, 01:20:36 PM
I have been to the hospital ~ just a regular checkup.
No near-death experiences Uncle...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 23, 2009, 01:22:02 PM
No, good for another three months.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2009, 01:26:16 PM
No, good for another three months.  happy088

Pacemaker on Pay-as-you-go?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 01:37:23 PM
No, good for another three months.  happy088

Good news then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 23, 2009, 01:42:00 PM
 lol:

Not the heart this time.

I had a 'lentigo maligna melanoma' removed back in May 2008 and I just get a regular check to ensure nothing has returned.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 23, 2009, 05:34:32 PM
I can only breathe again now you are back  cloud9:

I have asked him time and time again to try and refrain from putting that plastic bag over your head each time he goes out Miss D, to no avail it seems... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 05:37:55 PM
It's the satsuma in my mouth that I really struggle with Miss C  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 23, 2009, 07:27:24 PM
Empty at this time of night  rubschin:

All watching Midsomer Murders eh...yeah, i know..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2009, 07:41:07 PM
Not a chance ..pile of kak


Was actually doing some work  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 23, 2009, 09:51:30 PM
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2009, 07:20:58 AM
It's the satsuma in my mouth that I really struggle with Miss C  whistle:

Quite so Miss D, although looking on the bright side when he was doing that to me he used a turnip. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2009, 07:21:28 AM
I know that feeling -  lol:

Another quiet morning down on the ranch   tunble:

Seems not many of us are morning people  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 24, 2009, 08:20:36 AM
Where is everybody?

Good start to morning, just dripped marmalade down my shirt.
Probably an omen for the rest of today.

250 years of Guinness. as well.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2009, 08:23:13 AM
Is that cause for a celebration then  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2009, 08:25:22 AM
I have been here lurking as I am very very busy. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 24, 2009, 08:26:53 AM
Is that cause for a celebration then  cloud9:

I need to check if the pub is part of the birthday promotions.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2009, 08:43:58 AM
I have a voucher  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2009, 08:44:43 AM
I was here earlier but have since been to the hospital for an Implant check. I am now, obviously, returned.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2009, 08:48:13 AM
I'm here now but it's looking to be a busy day.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2009, 08:48:39 AM
I was here earlier but have since been to the hospital for an Implant check. I am now, obviously, returned.  whistle:

They refused your request to go up a cup size I hope  lol:

Seriously hope all is ok....?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2009, 09:02:16 AM
I was here earlier but have since been to the hospital for an Implant check. I am now, obviously, returned.  whistle:

They refused your request to go up a cup size I hope  lol:

Seriously hope all is ok....?

Moobs eh? rubschin: Well I suppose it would give me good reason not to go out.

All well thanks, battery is OK, pacing works (Oooooooo! I hate it when they test that) next "interrogation" will be in 3 months meanwhile they predict I shall need a battery change in about 18 months. Actually they call it a battery change but in fact they replace the whole unit which involves an overnight stay in hosp and a proper operation like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2009, 09:22:41 AM
I have a voucher  whistle:

So do I but I have to pay him an awful lot to say anything good about me. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2009, 10:16:13 AM
I've been out shopping like...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2009, 10:22:20 AM
I found the list he dropped.

Beer
More beer
Wine
More wine
Chips
Eggs
Even more beer
Extra wine
Some beer
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2009, 10:24:53 AM
I found the list he dropped.

Beer
More beer
Wine
More wine
Chips potatoes to make chips in the chipper like
Eggs
Even more beer
Extra wine
Some beer


 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 24, 2009, 04:45:32 PM
The boss is off today. Oddly, everyone in the department has already left for the evening.  rubschin:

Plus as I'm typing this one of the other partners has just called me, He's been trying to get hold of one of the others. "he's gone" I say. Then "he's gone as well" and "no she's also left"


Dropped them all in it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2009, 04:49:30 PM
Oooooooooooo! You little  angel1 you.


Sub plot being not only have they all gone but I'm still here pounding the keyboard  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2009, 04:59:28 PM
It's the satsuma in my mouth that I really struggle with Miss C  whistle:

Quite so Miss D, although looking on the bright side when he was doing that to me he used a turnip. eeek:

I feel a libel action coming together here.  evil:

Anyway, Miss C, it was actually a Swede. Miss D would probably find that acceptable.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2009, 05:01:25 PM
 eeek:  That was Sven?  I never knew. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 24, 2009, 05:19:12 PM
I was up at stupid o'clock traipsing across the metropolis to catch the equally stupid 7 something to Tring from Euston  noooo:

Why d'you need an Italian dictionary to order a coffee at Costa Coffee? According the receipt I had an Americano Primo...  eeek:. Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2009, 05:22:34 PM
Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D

White-ish and too sweet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 24, 2009, 05:24:26 PM
Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D

White-ish and too sweet?

 drumroll:

It came black, straight up  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2009, 05:26:48 PM
Mr. P.
We missed you. Concern was expressed. It won't do, it simply will not do  angry041:












PS Nobody in their right mind goes to Tring unless they absolutely have to.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2009, 05:33:43 PM
He has been reprimanded Snoops  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
I frightened myself there but I mean ~ gadding off to Tring (of all places) without so much as a by your leave. We can't have that sort of thing ~ he'll be off to Hemel Hempstead next if we don't stamp on this independence.

Phew! I came over all unnecessary.

Anywhoo I MUST go and sort this kitchen ~ now I know why the Forces call it a Mess!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 24, 2009, 06:00:45 PM
The train went to Tring; I alighted at Watford Junction  redface:. Not much of a defence but it's the troof, guv'.

That said, the journey did give me a chance to read some more of "Do Not Pass Go"  lol:. Most entertaining, specially when you know most of the places mentioned  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2009, 06:04:28 PM
 eeek: WATFORD!  eeek:

OoooOooooooooo I could tell you things about Watford that would make yer hair curl ~ Oh! .................... Well you know what I mean.


Glad you like the book ~ it was knowing most of the places that amused me about it too. Made me wish I had the time/money to do proper research instead of bashing out 750 word articles with only Google to help me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2009, 07:15:48 PM
I was up at stupid o'clock traipsing across the metropolis to catch the equally stupid 7 something to Tring from Euston  noooo:

Why d'you need an Italian dictionary to order a coffee at Costa Coffee? According the receipt I had an Americano Primo...  eeek:. Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D

You 'had' a Primo, in what sense of the word exactly, we need to know.  Goings on of a 'certain' type are not tolerated. don't you know! noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 24, 2009, 07:41:32 PM
I was up at stupid o'clock traipsing across the metropolis to catch the equally stupid 7 something to Tring from Euston  noooo:

Why d'you need an Italian dictionary to order a coffee at Costa Coffee? According the receipt I had an Americano Primo...  eeek:. Next time I'll order an Obama  ;D

You 'had' a Primo, in what sense of the word exactly, we need to know.  Goings on of a 'certain' type are not tolerated. don't you know! noooo:

At that time of the morning the meaning was definitely drunk, the action taken was orally, oh FFS I IMBIBED a cup of coffee  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2009, 07:55:44 PM
Ahh  so that's what you call it. 8)

And tonight will you mostly be imbibing coffee? eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2009, 08:30:02 AM
Just passing through
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2009, 08:32:30 AM
Just passing through
Hi Nick!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2009, 08:37:26 AM
Say ~ who was that masked stranger, jest passin' through?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So





Hi Nick!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2009, 09:11:24 AM
Just passing through
Hi Nick!  cloud9:

What just happened?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2009, 09:12:43 AM
With the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty Hi Ho Silver! ..................... There he was ~ GONE!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 25, 2009, 09:17:05 AM
With the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty Hi Ho Silver! ..................... There he was ~ GONE!

Like most of modern life, just a blur to me  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 25, 2009, 07:33:28 PM

Helloooooooooooooo

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2009, 04:02:52 AM
Yoooo hoooo!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 26, 2009, 05:59:19 AM

Helloooooooooooooo

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Seen anything interesting with those  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 26, 2009, 08:23:54 AM
Look out of your window...See the van?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2009, 10:49:13 AM
A lovely and helpful weekend with good friends
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 27, 2009, 11:46:49 AM
Splendid!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 27, 2009, 11:55:30 AM
A lovely and helpful weekend with good friends

Glad to hear it  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 27, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
A positive note!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2009, 09:27:16 AM
A positive note!  happy088

It was positive, but it's over now  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2009, 09:28:47 AM
A positive note!  happy088

It was positive, but it's over now  cry:
happy100

Still, you are here with your mates eh...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2009, 09:33:10 AM
In spirit
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2009, 09:34:30 AM
A positive note!  happy088

It was positive, but it's over now  cry:

At least it showed that there are alternatives. We're here. sparkle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2009, 03:03:59 PM

At least it showed that there are alternatives. We're here. sparkle:

I 'm nearly all here.

Glad you found your lost marble.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2009, 04:52:31 PM
So off to Stratford Upon Avon tomorrow for a couple of days - jolly - conference thingymyjiggyame  Shrugs:

Does anyone know it well and can recommend nice place to eat and stuff ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2009, 05:03:10 PM
Two day conference implies that they will be providing food (dinner) in the evening. Lunch will be buffets and breakfast will be in your hotel ~ how much more do you need? eeek:




In other words: "Yer on yer own sweety" ~ I haven't been to SoA in years. Bloody place was full of Japs and Macburger thingies last time I looked.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2009, 05:04:55 PM
There is a formal dinner thing and party on Wednesday night ...which quite frankly I would be happy to avoid knowing some of the people who are going to be there  noooo:

So just looking for alternatives really
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2009, 05:08:50 PM
So off to Stratford Upon Avon tomorrow for a couple of days - jolly - conference thingymyjiggyame  Shrugs:

Does anyone know it well and can recommend nice place to eat and stuff ????

More importantly, will you have t'interweb connection?

There must be some very "lovey" eateries round there; tell the Receptionist about your thespian tendencies and need to connect with real theatrical experience  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2009, 05:17:12 PM
So off to Stratford Upon Avon tomorrow for a couple of days - jolly - conference thingymyjiggyame  Shrugs:

Does anyone know it well and can recommend nice place to eat and stuff ????

More importantly, will you have t'interweb connection?

There must be some very "lovey" eateries round there; tell the Receptionist about your thespian tendencies and need to connect with real theatrical experience  lol:

I am not taking my laptop or anything so I will be disconnected from the world for a couple of days  sad24:

Can still communicate through texts though  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 28, 2009, 05:26:03 PM
Don't you qualify for a Bilberry as a conference delegate or something?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2009, 05:27:50 PM
Don't be daft ...this isn't the private sector you know  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 28, 2009, 05:33:59 PM
Take your laptop, the hotel will probably have free wifi. Or buy one of them 'I' phone thingies.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 28, 2009, 07:56:51 PM
He means a dongle but he is too shy to say it.   8) Snoopy Techno wizard  lol:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 30, 2009, 07:56:01 AM
Busy day here - you ain't seen me, right?  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2009, 08:24:23 AM
Seen who?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2009, 08:35:54 AM
I am painting...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2009, 08:51:33 AM
I'm sure someone was here ......... The door opened and closed.......  rubschin:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2009, 08:54:24 AM
I am painting...  ::)

Again? Surely there is nothing left to paint after the last saga. Or is it the like the Forth bridge?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 30, 2009, 09:12:09 AM
He either has the painters in, which must lead us to conclude that he is in fact a she and has been fooling us for years, surely not, or he is painting stones white just like in the old Colonial days. noooo:












I am doing paper werk and am hating every minute. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2009, 09:58:03 AM
I am about to listen to Minor practising his scales on a cornet whilst also listening to Minimus reciting his times tables. After 30 minutes (Got to guard against a sore upper lip until his skin hardens and this is only week three of learning to play a cornet) we will switch round and Minor will recite tables etc whilst Minimus goes into the other room and practises scales on his clarinet. I can listen to scales and tables at the same time ~ this is not multi tasking (AKA not doing either thing properly) but it is due to the volume of the music which makes it inescapable. That will be followed by a reading session when I read to them in a valiant attempt to move their interest beyond Horrid Henry and Just William. We may well be tackling Tom Sawyer.
Then lunch (sarnies) and a cuppa by which time SWWLTBO will have returned from her morning labours at the chalk face and she will take over "entertaining" the boys for the afternoon. This evening FENCING lessons! During which I shall be once more banished to the car park to wait for them as it is just too far to come home and return for them in a hour. Why can't I sit in the warm and watch? Because I used to Fence for the RAF and, apparently, I "show them up" by making suggestions as to technique etc. My standards, it seems, are too high  sad24: and their coach doesn't like it but he claims that I cannot be present as there are other children in the class and I am not "vetted" (untrue 'cos I am) and not "insured" (prolly true)

I may make SWWLTBO take them  eveilgrin:

And so another day at Snoopy Kennels will speed to an end.  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2009, 10:46:13 AM
Stupid Mickymouse-a-net connection has been down!  Banghead

Anyhoo, one last room to pain - downstairs bedroom... Nightmare combination of very high ceilings and small room...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 30, 2009, 11:44:56 AM
Stupid Mickymouse-a-net connection has been down!  Banghead

Anyhoo, one last room to pain - downstairs bedroom... Nightmare combination of very high ceilings and small room...  noooo:


Riiiiiiight ~ I see.
Never mind, small room is soon painted. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 30, 2009, 01:04:10 PM
I go ... I come back

Phew, a five hour session of fiddly typography, cutting, pasting, etc etc etc. I need a breather  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2009, 05:29:31 PM
Bah!

Intermong has been up and down like a laydee of the night's undergarments...  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 30, 2009, 06:36:30 PM
A bad workman...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 04:24:39 AM
A bad workman...
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on October 01, 2009, 09:55:56 AM
I'm back !!
Bet you didn't miss me one iota  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 09:57:46 AM
I'm back !!
Bet you didn't miss me one iota  ;D
Of course we missed you! Wonderful to have you back!  cloud9:












 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on October 01, 2009, 09:59:56 AM
Aww shucks, thanks  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2009, 10:12:14 AM
I'm back !!
Bet you didn't miss me one iota  ;D

Wot he said!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 01, 2009, 10:25:12 AM
I've been in a department meeting for the past hour or so. Total information gained could have been imparted in 5 minutes max.  Banghead

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 01, 2009, 10:29:32 AM
I've been checking online banking seeing as it's the 1st October ... oh dear  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2009, 10:31:26 AM
And "they" all said 'with compooters we will have the paperless office and meetings will become a thing of the past'.

I was there, I remember "them" saying it. Raymond Baxter, Reg Turnill (remember him?) and sooooooooooooo many more.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2009, 10:33:02 AM
I've been checking online banking seeing as it's the 1st October ... oh dear  sad32:

I have "Paperless Billing" with British Gas for our leccy supply. I end up printing the bill each quarter so that I can keep a record.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 10:33:28 AM
I have been painting (although with little enthusiasm today)... I'm off up the mountain on my motorbike instead this arvo....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 01, 2009, 10:38:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-iXO78gEs&feature=PlayList&p=F749ACD9C51225EC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=24

Go steady.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 10:41:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6-iXO78gEs&feature=PlayList&p=F749ACD9C51225EC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=24

Go steady.
eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 01:09:29 PM
I'm back... none of that falling off malarkey I'm pleased to say...  cloud9:

We did have a bit of 190Kph malarkey tho...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 01, 2009, 01:16:09 PM
 eeek:


Wouldn't have thought the roads were fit for that sort of speed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 01:21:53 PM
eeek:


Wouldn't have thought the roads were fit for that sort of speed.
Oh yes!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 01, 2009, 01:25:06 PM
I'm back... none of that falling off malarkey I'm pleased to say...  cloud9:

We did have a bit of 190Kph malarkey tho...  eveilgrin:

118.5mph. Gosh. 2nd gear on the Gixxer  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 01, 2009, 01:27:54 PM
What's the fine for going almost twice the speed limit?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 01:36:47 PM
I'm back... none of that falling off malarkey I'm pleased to say...  cloud9:

We did have a bit of 190Kph malarkey tho...  eveilgrin:

118.5mph. Gosh. 2nd gear on the Gixxer  whistle:
I was in first gear...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 01:37:37 PM
What's the fine for going almost twice the speed limit?  whistle:
The speed limit was only 80Kph...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 01, 2009, 01:39:22 PM
What's the fine for going almost twice the speed limit?  whistle:
The speed limit was only 80Kph...  redface:

Oh, I thought it was 100Kph on the open road. You were in town then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2009, 01:47:12 PM
What's the fine for going almost twice the speed limit?  whistle:
The speed limit was only 80Kph...  redface:

Oh, I thought it was 100Kph on the open road. You were in town then?  rubschin:
'B' road... the coast road...

It is 100Kph on the motorways only...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2009, 12:08:57 AM
What's the fine for going almost twice the speed limit?  whistle:

BM doesnt have to worry about that. One look at his bike & the Cyprus plod will think their speed gun must be broken whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 07, 2009, 06:20:11 AM
Morning BM  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2009, 06:39:25 AM
Mornin' TMR - up early?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 07, 2009, 06:42:39 AM
Mornin' TMR - up early?  rubschin:

Been up since 6am - I am having a new cooker delivered and the delivery time is "between 7am and 7pm"  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2009, 06:46:26 AM
Mornin' TMR - up early?  rubschin:

Been up since 6am - I am having a new cooker delivered and the delivery time is "between 7am and 7pm"  cussing:
Getting rid of Mrs. TMR (to be)?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 07, 2009, 06:49:37 AM
Mornin' TMR - up early?  rubschin:

Been up since 6am - I am having a new cooker delivered and the delivery time is "between 7am and 7pm"  cussing:
Getting rid of Mrs. TMR (to be)?  eeek:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2009, 06:50:44 AM
Mornin' TMR - up early?  rubschin:

Been up since 6am - I am having a new cooker delivered and the delivery time is "between 7am and 7pm"  cussing:
Getting rid of Mrs. TMR (to be)?  eeek:

 rubschin:
How many anticipated to be on 'the walk' this year then...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 07, 2009, 06:53:09 AM
Mornin' TMR - up early?  rubschin:

Been up since 6am - I am having a new cooker delivered and the delivery time is "between 7am and 7pm"  cussing:
Getting rid of Mrs. TMR (to be)?  eeek:

 rubschin:
How many anticipated to be on 'the walk' this year then...?

I'm not sure - loads say they will turn up, but will they?  Any more than 20 (in costume) will certainly cause a stir  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2009, 06:56:41 AM
Mornin' TMR - up early?  rubschin:

Been up since 6am - I am having a new cooker delivered and the delivery time is "between 7am and 7pm"  cussing:
Getting rid of Mrs. TMR (to be)?  eeek:

 rubschin:
How many anticipated to be on 'the walk' this year then...?

I'm not sure - loads say they will turn up, but will they?  Any more than 20 (in costume) will certainly cause a stir  happy088
You me and OH then...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 07, 2009, 06:58:51 AM
I'm quite sure there will be quite a few more than that  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2009, 07:15:11 AM
I'm quite sure there will be quite a few more than that  razz:
Excellent!  Sinister:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 07, 2009, 07:25:29 AM
According to the Facebook event thingy, 48 people have confirmed their attendance, including a certain Dan Hannan and Ian Parker-Joseph.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2009, 07:38:05 AM
According to the Facebook event thingy, 48 people have confirmed their attendance, including a certain Dan Hannan and Ian Parker-Joseph.
Facebook event thingy?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 07, 2009, 07:40:23 AM
According to the Facebook event thingy, 48 people have confirmed their attendance, including a certain Dan Hannan and Ian Parker-Joseph.
Facebook event thingy?

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=158292574151&bcode=txX-6

There are a couple of duplications.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2009, 07:45:29 AM
According to the Facebook event thingy, 48 people have confirmed their attendance, including a certain Dan Hannan and Ian Parker-Joseph.
Facebook event thingy?

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=158292574151&bcode=txX-6

There are a couple of duplications.
Done!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 08, 2009, 06:58:12 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2009, 07:01:40 AM
tunble:
They are all having a lie-in JOM...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2009, 07:04:26 AM
No lie in  cry:

Working from Home  whistle:

Spent the last hour in an argument with the Brat  cussing:

Happy Thursday
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2009, 07:05:38 AM
No lie in  cry:

Working from Home  whistle:

Spent the last hour in an argument with the Brat  cussing:

Happy Thursday
Who won?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2009, 07:06:20 AM
She stormed off to school ..

so that means I won surely  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2009, 07:11:37 AM
She stormed off to school ..

so that means I won surely  rubschin:
Of course!  ;D












 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2009, 07:36:50 AM
I've been trying to get Welsh Water to take their responsibilities seriously and attend to a burst main on the road opposite my house  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 08, 2009, 07:55:04 AM
I've been trying to get Welsh Water to take their responsibilities seriously and attend to a burst main on the road opposite my house  Banghead

You have mains water  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2009, 07:59:41 AM
It's the run off from the mountains  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2009, 08:11:15 AM
I've been trying to get Welsh Water to take their responsibilities seriously and attend to a burst main on the road opposite my house  Banghead

You have mains water  eeek:

Oh yes ~ the village is in the Domesday book too. As being a place where fresh water can be obtained.

And yes Miss D ~ it does come out of the mountain. There is a spring that used to supply the whole village but this has been capped by Welsh Water and is piped into Prestatyn from whence it is pumped back up the mountain to supply .................................... the village Banghead
For this they charge us  cussing:

Mind you it is very good water.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2009, 08:14:38 AM
There is a spring that used to supply the whole village but this has been capped by Welsh Water and is piped into Prestatyn from whence it is pumped back up the mountain to supply .................................... the village Banghead
For this they charge us  cussing:

That seems to be taking the . . . .  Oh I see.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2009, 09:35:16 AM
The carpet fitter has arrived  noooo:

He has bought with him 2 dalmatian dogs  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Are they for his protection  rubschin:  - he need not worry  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 08, 2009, 09:36:55 AM
Wait until the other hundred odd turn up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2009, 09:41:17 AM
OOoohh Miss D as Cruella DaVille   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2009, 10:12:47 AM
Well that's it they have been and gone - new carpet laid ...now just the bed to arrive tomorrow and the chest of drawers and stuff next week then all done  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2009, 10:57:12 AM
Well that's it they have been and gone - new carpet laid ...now just the bed to arrive tomorrow and the chest of drawers and stuff next week then all done  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Unusual to have things arrive in the right order like that, carpet first like.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2009, 11:10:41 AM
I have organised this DS - do you doubt my organisational skills  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2009, 11:12:08 AM
I have organised this DS - do you doubt my organisational skills  whistle:
Weeeell. If the cap doesn't fit. . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2009, 11:30:35 AM
 ...... You end up with untidy bedrooms  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 08, 2009, 03:29:36 PM
Time for a pint.  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 09, 2009, 09:18:15 AM
Don't know if it's a Friday thing, but am definitely in a strange mood today.

Beginning to wonder exactly I put in the home-made soup last night.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2009, 09:19:28 AM
Strange good

Strange bad

 or strange indifferent  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 09, 2009, 09:44:44 AM
I feel slightly out of sync with the world today.

Still, time for lunch with my dad. Perhaps that will put me back on track.

And while I think of it, the young barmaid is very pleasing on the eye, something to look forward to.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2009, 06:51:13 PM
 tunble:

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 07:03:22 PM
They'll all be watching the X Factor  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2009, 07:04:14 PM
They'll all be watching the X Factor  whistle:
doh:

Second choice to the X Factor... I may as well switch the server off...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 11, 2009, 07:05:02 PM
As of yesterday I'm trying to empty my mind  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 07:06:13 PM
They'll all be watching the X Factor  whistle:
doh:

Second choice to the X Factor... I may as well switch the server off...  noooo:


Oi ....don't we count then  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2009, 07:09:48 PM
They'll all be watching the X Factor  whistle:
doh:

Second choice to the X Factor... I may as well switch the server off...  noooo:


Oi ....don't we count then  sad24:
No, not really...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 11, 2009, 07:10:15 PM
As of yesterday I'm trying to empty my mind  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Have you done a memory dump  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2009, 09:10:06 PM
As of yesterday I'm trying to empty my mind  noooo:

I did that in 1958.

Still trying to refill it.  surrender:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 12, 2009, 09:16:48 AM
It's gone very quiet in here.

Everyone got hangovers?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2009, 09:17:29 AM
's Monday ~ busy day like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 12, 2009, 09:19:08 AM
I'm here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 12, 2009, 09:22:17 AM
I'm here too!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2009, 09:24:35 AM
 whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOCsNrzlV2k
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2009, 09:28:53 AM
I'm free!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 12, 2009, 09:55:13 AM
Just back from a Health & Safety committee meeting - someone slap me round the face to wake me up  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 12, 2009, 09:56:58 AM
Wouldn't that be a  breach of health and safety doctrine?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2009, 09:57:58 AM
Just back from a Health & Safety committee meeting - someone slap me round the face to wake me up  noooo:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 12, 2009, 09:59:55 AM
Thank you ....that feels much better  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2009, 10:13:40 AM
 whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1jywlZG74o
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 12, 2009, 10:36:26 AM
I attended a H & S meeting last week to review and sign off the company's travel policy. I pointed out, quite reasonably, that the three page introduction had no relevance to our procedures. (it had been 'lifted' from a generic document)

It appears I have 'volunteered' to rewrite it. 

 Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2009, 10:42:42 AM
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"I needs one volunteer ~ LOFTY!"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 13, 2009, 07:04:49 AM
Morning, Miss D.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 08:03:43 AM
Sorry had to run TMR - breakfast meeting thing    ::)

I am snowed under with work at the moment   cry:

Think I need a holiday  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2009, 08:06:25 AM
Again?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2009, 08:34:28 AM
I am at the airport like...

Nothing to report so far... oh, dozy English people that can't work the coffee machine...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2009, 08:47:30 AM
I am at the airport like...

Nothing to report so far... oh, dozy English people that can't work the coffee machine...  ::)

Translation: 'Can anyone show me how to use the coffee machine' whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2009, 08:48:19 AM
I am at the airport like...

Nothing to report so far... oh, dozy English people that can't work the coffee machine...  ::)

Translation: 'Can anyone show me how to use the coffee machine' whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 09:02:35 AM
Again?

It's been ages....

I need to have something to look forward to ...

My best friend got engaged yesterday  sick2: -  converstion has now turned to me planning the  hen week .

Week  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Where to go  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 09:09:45 AM
Tell your friend if she needs a hen week then she is not ready to get married.  noooo:

Marriage is not about having a fecking "holiday" spent getting screwed by strangers in some foreign resort, nor is it about grabbing as many expensive presents as you can shame your friends and family into buying by presenting them with a "Gift List" from a local department store.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 09:14:04 AM
Careful of your blood pressure Snoops  lol:

A few oldies but goodies ......

1. Marriage is not a word.
It's a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.

22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
lighs on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
 

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2009, 09:25:46 AM
Again?

It's been ages....

I need to have something to look forward to ...

My best friend got engaged yesterday  sick2: -  converstion has now turned to me planning the  hen week .

Week  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Where to go  rubschin:

How about Cyprus? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 13, 2009, 09:30:46 AM
Miss D, have you been saving that list, waiting for the right moment like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 10:00:01 AM
I can't save anything Tel  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on October 13, 2009, 11:21:44 AM
I'm here too!

I was here but only for a short while !
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2009, 03:34:48 PM
I had a perfect trip!  eeek:

Left on time, arrived on time (no circling at Heathrow), good food, good service (the trolley dolly kept bringing me wine) and my case was in front of me on the carousel when i got through passport control!

Um... nothing to moan about...  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 03:35:48 PM
It can't last ~ make the most of it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2009, 03:36:42 PM
It can't last ~ make the most of it.  whistle:
It will never be seen again in our lifetimes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2009, 03:46:28 PM
 eeek: Oh good grief you're here then?  
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 03:47:40 PM
Run for the hills girls  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 13, 2009, 03:48:31 PM
I've been out. Nothing special, just out and about  Shrugs:

On the way back I was in a traffic queue behind a van. Nothing special there either only it had this sticker on the back...

"Operatives qualified to British Window Cleaning Academy standards"

We have an Academy?  eeek:. Oh my, something to be proud of there! Is it just me or do the words Academy and Window cleaning sit comfortably together?  rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2009, 03:50:56 PM
They've got a website and everything like:

http://www.bwca.co.uk/ (http://www.bwca.co.uk/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 03:52:01 PM
Who said education was being dumbed down?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 03:52:13 PM
At least the van was clean enough for you to read the sticker  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2009, 03:52:45 PM
eeek: Oh good grief you'r here then? 

Don't worry Miss C, there is a simple technique to protect yourself. If you see a slaphead or some odd looking bugger with a bucket on his head walking towards you leg it in the opposite direction.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 13, 2009, 03:55:24 PM
They've got a website and everything like:

http://www.bwca.co.uk/ (http://www.bwca.co.uk/)

I know, I had to check too  noooo:

Ahem:
Quote
An academy (Greek Ἀκαδημία) is an institution of higher learning, research, or honorary membership. The name traces back to Plato's school of philosophy, founded approximately 385 BC at Akademia, a sanctuary of Athena, the goddess of wisdom, north of Athens, Greece.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2009, 03:55:53 PM
At least the van was clean enough for you to read the sticker  lol:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 03:57:02 PM
Plato cleaned windows? eeek:



I suppose he stood on so-crates to reach  drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 13, 2009, 03:58:50 PM
Run for the hills girls  whistle:

In these heels, you must be joking, a steady stagger is all I can do. razz:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 13, 2009, 04:07:02 PM
Plato cleaned windows? eeek:

I suppose he stood on so-crates to reach  drumroll:

 lol: lol:

On reflection  noooo:

 ;)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2009, 04:09:24 PM
 razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2009, 07:15:56 PM
 tunble: tunble: tunble:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2009, 07:36:44 PM
I came in earlier, slapped down the laptop, powered up and it connected to the BT Home Hub whotsit...

Came back a few hours later and the bastard thing won't connect at all... ended up plugging a bleeding cable in to it in the end...  Banghead

Computers are bastards aren't they...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2009, 04:54:00 AM
Yes!  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 14, 2009, 07:05:32 AM
Had LL disabled you  lol:

After a few weeks away I am sure she was less than impressed when you arrive and then try and fire up your laptop  - priorities dear man. Priorities  whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2009, 07:49:31 AM
Had LL disabled you  lol:

After a few weeks away I am sure she was less than impressed when you arrive and then try and fire up your laptop  - priorities dear man. Priorities  whistle:


AH yes... it didn't go down too well...  redface:

And as for the BT hub whotsit - I think you have to be a bit patient with it like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 14, 2009, 07:51:49 AM
Mine works like a dream  cloud9:

No patience required ....you must have difficult software  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2009, 07:53:15 AM
Had LL disabled you  lol:

After a few weeks away I am sure she was less than impressed when you arrive and then try and fire up your laptop  - priorities dear man. Priorities  whistle:


AH yes... it didn't go down too well...  redface:

And as for the BT hub whotsit - I think you have to be a bit patient with it like...  redface:

It's knowing where to hit it that counts.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2009, 07:56:22 AM
Mine works like a dream  cloud9:

No patience required ....you must have difficult software  whistle:
Who advised you to buy that one then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 14, 2009, 07:58:15 AM
I saw a man about a dog in the pub  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2009, 07:59:39 AM
I saw a man about a dog in the pub  lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 14, 2009, 10:51:57 AM
My router played up last night. Switched it orf then on again. sorted.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2009, 01:31:41 PM
It's knowing where to hit it that counts.

LL says something similar about BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2009, 07:46:48 AM
Well I've mopped the cellar, bottled up, taken out the empties, restocked the crisps, scratchings and nuts ~ time now for a bacon sarnie I think  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 17, 2009, 07:58:30 AM
I'll put the kettle on  - you deserve it  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2009, 08:05:04 AM
Will it fit? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 17, 2009, 08:42:18 AM
... time now for a bacon sarnie I think  tunble:

Enjoying one myself right now, with brown sauce of course  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 17, 2009, 09:03:53 AM
Brown sauce is for sausages ....tomato sauce is for bacon  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2009, 09:04:54 AM
Hammond Chop Sauce or Mayo.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 17, 2009, 09:10:52 AM
Mayo  eeek:....on a hot bacon sarnie  nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2009, 09:11:40 AM
Oh yes  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 17, 2009, 09:13:40 AM
Dogs eat anything  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2009, 09:36:37 AM
Pussies mainly.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 17, 2009, 09:48:05 AM
Miss D beats a hasty retreat  surrender:


 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 17, 2009, 01:29:06 PM
Brown sauce is for sausages ....tomato sauce is for bacon  whistle:

Tomato sauce is for black pudding.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
Had a bacon sarnie earlier...

Brown bread and no brown sauce....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2009, 01:49:25 PM
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2009, 02:05:13 PM
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 17, 2009, 02:06:15 PM
Pussies mainly.  whistle:


eeek: I ssssay Snoops



Brown sauce, crispy bacon, malted brown bread. cloud9:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2009, 02:09:03 PM
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:

+1 apart from the mayo...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2009, 02:15:31 PM
Pussies mainly.  whistle:


eeek: I ssssay Snoops



Brown sauce, crispy bacon, malted brown bread. cloud9:





What????? confused:
Hounds chase pussies ~ It's a known fact.
Anywhoo


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2009, 02:36:05 PM
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:

+1 apart from the mayo...  cloud9:

But the mayo is an essential ingredient! The way that it slightly heats up and goes all runny and drips down your hand when you are eating it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2009, 02:45:11 PM
I would kill for a bacon sarnie with mayo on white bread. Bread just thin enough so that the fat from the bacon lets you make finger marks in the bread.  cloud9:

+1 apart from the mayo...  cloud9:

But the mayo is an essential ingredient! The way that it slightly heats up and goes all runny and drips down your hand when you are eating it.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Tell me more!  Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2009, 07:23:32 AM
Bacon sarnie + mayo = disgusterous  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 18, 2009, 09:58:58 AM
Grilled Wiltshire cured bacon with melted mature cheddar and sliced vine tomatoes in buttered, toasted bread  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2009, 10:03:40 AM
Yumster!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2009, 06:59:42 PM
 tunble:  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 18, 2009, 08:03:11 PM
97, 98, 99, 100...coming, ready or not
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2009, 08:05:49 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2009, 08:07:41 PM
97, 98, 99, 100...coming, ready or not

Bugger ...someone is in my best hiding place  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2009, 08:14:19 PM
Can I come out now...?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 18, 2009, 08:31:35 PM
97, 98, 99, 100...coming, ready or not

Bugger ...someone is in my best hiding place  evil:

playing sardines eh? eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2009, 08:39:05 PM
I would never play with fish  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 18, 2009, 08:46:14 PM
nothing fishy about sardines...oh...well...I suppose...redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 19, 2009, 11:02:53 AM
Whoo Hoo may be a little premature but by the end of today I might, just might have a BT land line, of course they may be lying again. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 19, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
BT are shite  cussing: Apologies if anyone works for them.

I had so much trouble with them last year, I was without telephone or broadband for about three weeks. I had to go to McDonalds every day to retrieve my email. Then they changed my number, bastards, after I had it printed on cards and in various directories.

With Sky now and no problems so far  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 19, 2009, 01:05:18 PM
I have just returned to BT after similar problems with another provider.

Lesson for customer services for any company here is that if you do not fix your customers phone or internet problems within a few weeks they tend to defect to another company that can  noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2009, 01:11:32 PM
I have two lines ~ The main one is with Telecom Plus .... The second line is with BT, no prizes for guessing which one is most trouble.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 19, 2009, 02:36:18 PM
Been out ~ one of the things on the list was to take a watch back to the jeweller who had repaired it about three weeks ago  ::). It's stopped again but under repair guarantee.
So, I arrive to find the metal shutter half down. I peer under and see that there are staff in the shop but the closed sign is against the door. Their phone number's on the receipt so I decide to call to see if they're open or closed...

It rings, and rings... and then I notice to the side of the shop a cable lying on the pavement with wires coming out of it like one of those 70's fibre optics lamps  eeek:

Look again inside and there's a copper making notes and member of staff's arm picking things from a very empty window display.

Oops.  whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 19, 2009, 02:47:44 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 19, 2009, 02:52:57 PM
Weren't me, guv   lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 08:13:09 AM
 tunble:

Are you :-

sleeping
working hard
having internet problems
not feeling well
causing trouble eleswhere
at the jobcentre
or just not playing out today  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2009, 08:14:04 AM
1, 3 & 4.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 23, 2009, 08:24:34 AM
5
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2009, 08:27:10 AM
5
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2009, 08:27:53 AM
Bingo!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2009, 08:32:06 AM
"Five and five, two fat ducks"?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 08:34:06 AM
I thought you needed 36  rubschin:

Glad to see you all  here ...finally  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2009, 08:38:21 AM
I thought you needed 36  rubschin:

Glad to see you all  here ...finally  whistle:

What makes you think I am all here?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 08:39:13 AM
because I could think nothing less of you  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 23, 2009, 08:43:58 AM
I'm here!

(2)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2009, 08:45:58 AM
Just Snoopy AWOL then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 08:49:20 AM
What kind of search party should we send out for the Hound  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 23, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
I think I'm here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 08:55:06 AM
Just Snoopy AWOL then...?  rubschin:

and Miss C  whistle:

Shall we start some rumours  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2009, 09:01:23 AM
Miss C and Snoopy....  rubschin:

 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 09:03:48 AM
Miss C is here now... cloud9:

Snoops is waiting for 5 minutes so it doesn't look too obvious  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2009, 09:22:27 AM
My "very clever" digital bedside radio alarm clock decided that today was the day the hour went back  eeek: eeek:

Listening to someone saying it's 7:45am whilst looking at the clock indicating 6:45am is not a good way to start the day  noooo:

I unplugged it - smacked its bottom - and then plugged it back in. It is now behaving itself  smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 09:26:03 AM
Oh yes...we have all that to look forward to on Sunday morning

The Brat is playing in a football match away.....they have arranged to meet at some obscene early hour on Sunday morning ....how many are likely to feck this up with the clocks going back  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 23, 2009, 09:56:16 AM
Fortunately those who forget to put the clocks back will arrive an hour early.

I did this some years back when staying in Edinburgh and had to catch a morning train. Got up, went down to breakfast, wondered why nothing had been prepared but carried on, arrived at Waverley station and then saw the clock.  doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2009, 10:06:35 AM
Miss C is here now... cloud9:

Snoops is waiting for 5 minutes so it doesn't look too obvious  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on October 23, 2009, 12:25:10 PM
I think I'm here.

I think therefore I am  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 23, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
I'm still here, I think you're there.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 12:54:50 PM
I don't think..it hurts too much  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2009, 01:40:28 PM
I think I'm here.

I think therefore I am  lol:

I try not to think .................. so I'm probably not.









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I am here but late as I "Reported on Sick Parade".
Think the rest of the weekend will be spent in bed unless there is a dramatic improvement. See y'all Monday.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2009, 01:41:40 PM
I think I'm here.

I think therefore I am  lol:

I try not to think .................. so I'm probably not.









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I am here but late as I "Reported on Sick Parade".
Think the rest of the weekend will be spent in bed unless there is a dramatic improvement. See y'all Monday.


Chin up old lad. Hope you are soon on the mend.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 01:43:18 PM
Take your laptop to bed and we can entertain you  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 23, 2009, 02:27:38 PM
I think I am back.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 02:28:44 PM
At least you're not all front as usual  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 23, 2009, 02:32:21 PM
Cheeky wench!

I think I'll leave the fronting to you.  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2009, 03:01:06 PM
My PC decided to upgrade to AVG 9.0  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 23, 2009, 03:13:33 PM
And?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2009, 03:18:22 PM
And?
It took ages and I was off-line while it did it...

All seems to work okay tho...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2009, 03:23:12 PM
I dislike that almost as much as pop ups  evil:
I get unsolicited update invites from Adobe and Apple even when not actively online  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2009, 03:27:24 PM
I dislike that almost as much as pop ups  evil:
I get unsolicited update invites from Adobe and Apple even when not actively online  noooo:
Adobe????  Explode:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2009, 03:35:02 PM
So what is it about Adobe that leaves you less than smiley?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2009, 03:38:14 PM
So what is it about Adobe that leaves you less than smiley?  lol:

He is probably thinking of the stuff from which his house is made.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2009, 03:40:22 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 23, 2009, 05:20:12 PM
I'm off to a 21st do at a pub just down the road from my usual haunt. I haven't been in it for 30 years. It has gone downhill a lot since then, don't think I will be staying that long.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2009, 05:45:26 PM
How is the back ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2009, 08:12:12 AM
How is the back ???
Not bad enough to keep him from the pub...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 24, 2009, 09:24:12 AM
The back still hurts but not as bad as it was.

Late night last night.

Still brekkie out of the way, now for the farmers Market in Sutton. Shame it's raining.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2009, 09:58:57 AM
So it wasn't such a bad 21st after all  cloud9:...did you drink much to forget what it was like to be 21 or to try and behave more like a 21 yr old  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
So it wasn't such a bad 21st after all  cloud9:...did you drink much to forget what it was like to be 21 or to try and behave more like a 21 yr old  whistle:
Or drink 21 pints of Youngs...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 24, 2009, 03:12:50 PM
So it wasn't such a bad 21st after all  cloud9:...did you drink much to forget what it was like to be 21 or to try and behave more like a 21 yr old  whistle:

I was very restrained.
Linzi (the birthday) looked super and was very emotional.
I ended up sitting with her mum and some of her friends, all in their late 30's/early 40's, so lots of talk about teenage brats, ex husbands etc.
One of them, Laurie, has a laugh like Boycie from Only Fools, only a hell of a lot louder. The landlord looked in to see what strange animal had invaded his pub.
Left about midnight.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 24, 2009, 03:13:31 PM
So it wasn't such a bad 21st after all  cloud9:...did you drink much to forget what it was like to be 21 or to try and behave more like a 21 yr old  whistle:
Or drink 21 pints of Youngs...?

Sadly not my local, so no Youngs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2009, 03:39:11 PM
Beer o'clock at last....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2009, 05:04:36 AM
Can't sleep...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 25, 2009, 07:34:17 AM
Watch to Moto GP on BBC1 then. You will see some FAST Yamahas!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 25, 2009, 07:52:41 AM
 sleep021
Sod it ~ It's Sunday.................. Night night .....call me on Monday
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2009, 08:05:06 AM
Watch to Moto GP on BBC1 then. You will see some FAST Yamahas!
I have a fast Yamaha...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 25, 2009, 08:25:06 AM
Watch to Moto GP on BBC1 then. You will see some FAST Yamahas!
I have a fast Yamaha...  cloud9:

Continental drift is faster than your bike... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2009, 08:41:16 AM
Watch to Moto GP on BBC1 then. You will see some FAST Yamahas!
I have a fast Yamaha...  cloud9:

Continental drift is faster than your bike... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 25, 2009, 09:19:24 AM
Morning ....who's cooking breakfast then  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2009, 09:28:56 AM
Morning ....who's cooking breakfast then  whistle:
Too late... I ate mine... at about 4am...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 25, 2009, 09:29:45 AM
I've had mine too. Now I am preparing the leg of lamb  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 25, 2009, 09:31:15 AM
It'll be Cornflakes for one  then  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 25, 2009, 10:11:06 AM
Forgot to do the black pudding  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2009, 10:15:11 AM
I had toasted tea cakes...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 25, 2009, 10:16:14 AM
Forgot to do the black pudding  cry:

That's a sign from God  whistle:


 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 25, 2009, 10:16:58 AM
You just don't know what's good for you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2009, 11:47:13 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2009, 12:25:59 PM
I'm back......let the party commence  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on October 28, 2009, 12:34:26 PM
I'm back......let the party commence  noooo:
What kept you ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2009, 12:36:28 PM
Was doing someone's mid year performance review......but he is a good one so it was a pleasure.

I have another one this afternoon - he is a nightmare and won't like what I have to say  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2009, 01:03:26 PM
Nasty Miss D!  Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2009, 01:12:23 PM
I'm more carrot and stick then twig and bruise  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2009, 01:16:21 PM
Lunchtime !

It's been a busy morning, sometimes I wonder if it's worth taking time off.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2009, 01:21:13 PM
Never doubt yourself Uncle M ...it is always worth taking time off  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2009, 01:43:36 PM
I have been going through old photographs...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2009, 01:46:48 PM
of what?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
of what?
Everything...

Loads of pictures of me as a lovely, handsome boy....  cloud9:

Strange, I remember some of them being taken like it was yesterday...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 28, 2009, 01:50:04 PM
of what?
Everything...

Loads of pictures of me as a lovely, handsome boy....  cloud9:

Strange, I remember some of them being taken like it was yesterday...

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2009, 01:52:46 PM
of what?
Everything...

Loads of pictures of me as a lovely, handsome boy....  cloud9:

Strange, I remember some of them being taken like it was yesterday...

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

What?  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 28, 2009, 03:00:42 PM
of what?
Everything...

Loads of pictures of me as a lovely, handsome boy....  cloud9:


Was that before the accident  happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2009, 03:04:16 PM
of what?
Everything...

Loads of pictures of me as a lovely, handsome boy....  cloud9:


Was that before the accident  happy100
Yes, before I was hideously disfigured...  Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 29, 2009, 10:56:52 PM
Quiet in here...all watching Movies 24+ no doubt...Emmanuel in Space
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 29, 2009, 11:02:07 PM
Nope ...just finishing off some work work  noooo:

Now for a bath and bed  cloud9:

Nighty night
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 29, 2009, 11:03:43 PM
work work...double time eh?

Scrub your back?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 29, 2009, 11:09:58 PM
Don't be daft we don't get paid overtime any more  noooo:

I meant it in the sense of work related work ....not home related work  rubschin: . Blimey-  how are you lot supposed to understand  - I talk nonsense and poppycock so much of the time.   lol:

Thanks for the kindly offer but haven't you got your films to watch  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 29, 2009, 11:11:51 PM
Can't beat the real thing eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 30, 2009, 09:28:06 AM
Can't beat the real thing eyes:

I'm not sure we want to know what you've been beating. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2009, 09:34:18 AM
Can't beat the real thing eyes:
I'm a Pepsi man myself...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2009, 04:09:12 AM
 tunble:Can't sleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53sCut6XxZE
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2009, 09:01:56 AM
Mornin' all...  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2009, 09:05:38 AM
Looks like Snoops has gone back to bed ... happy100


Mind you that seems like quite a sensible idea...mmmmmm a duvet day  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2009, 09:12:18 AM
Any room under that duvet...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2009, 09:16:14 AM
There is loads of room ...but it's all mine  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2009, 09:20:44 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2009, 09:26:47 AM
No ~ I went to take tea to SWWLTBO and thence to have a bath.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2009, 09:27:53 AM
Sure is a dog's life  noooo:

Have you made my brekky yet ...I have been waiting ages  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2009, 09:31:18 AM
Do you pay the same rates as SWWLTBO?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2009, 09:33:15 AM
Yep .....you and I have different beds too  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2009, 09:36:07 AM
Yep .....you and I have different beds too  whistle:
happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2009, 09:38:12 AM
Yep .....you and I have different beds too  whistle:

That's good ~ you won't disturb me getting up to make your own brekky then will you  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2009, 09:41:35 AM
I really should think before I speak shouldn't I   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2009, 09:47:09 AM
Yup!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 31, 2009, 10:58:15 AM
Jest 'cos I feel like it.

Quote
The sun comes up and the sun goes down,
The hands on the clock keep going round,
I just get up and it's time to lay down,
Life gets tedious, don't it?
My shoes untied but I don't care,
I was'nt figuring on going nowhere,
I'd have to wash and comb my hair,
And that's just wasted effort.

Water in the well gettin' lower end lower,
Can't take a bath for a month or more,
But I've heard it told and it's true I'm sure,
That too much bathing weakens yer.

Open the door and the flies come in,
Shut the door and yer sweating again,
And in the process, I cracked my shin,
Just one darn thing after another.

Ole brown mule, he must be sick,
I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick,
He humped his back but he did'nt kick,
There's something cockeyed somewhere.
Ole mouse chawing on the pantry door,
Been chawing there for a month or more,
When he gets through he's gonna be sore,
There aint a darn thing in there.

Hound dog howling so forlorn,
Laziest dog that ever was born,
He's howling cause he's sittin' on a thorn,
And he's just too tired to move over.
Tin roof leaks and the chimney leans,
There's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans,
I 'ate the last of my pork and beans,
Just can't depend on nothin'.

Cows gone dry and the hens won't lay,
Fish stopped biting last Saturday,
Troubles piling up day by day,
And now I'm gettin' dandruff.

Grief and misery pain and woes,
Bills and taxes and so it goes,
And now I'm gettin' a cold in the nose,
Life gets tasteless - Don't it?!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 31, 2009, 04:50:50 PM
Quiet in here...I hope my terrifying Halloween avatart hasn't frightened you all away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2009, 05:04:54 PM
It'll take more then that to frighten us away .... eeek:

So what avatar do you have lined up for November the 1st  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 31, 2009, 05:09:55 PM
I'm working on it
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2009, 05:54:04 PM
Don't work too hard...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 31, 2009, 06:27:13 PM
you love em really
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2009, 11:36:57 PM
Who?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 01, 2009, 09:36:06 AM
Well done on the avatar Pirate  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2009, 10:12:13 AM
Nice one Pirate!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 01, 2009, 09:11:58 PM
Public Bar special - you would not beieve the amount of booze shifted tonight. Gary and Arkwright back. Utter loonacy. Black Sambukas, Jeegermeisters and double Balileys. ?50 a round. And we are still going...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 08:38:11 AM
Oh dear  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2009, 08:40:31 AM
Get the hangover cures ready  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 08:44:30 AM
A large Bloody Mary with a raw egg in it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2009, 08:47:11 AM
 sick2:

Surely the bacon doorstep sandwich  would be the more preferable course of treatment  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 08:49:11 AM
But the true Bloody Mary contains a very large measure of Vodka which does help.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 02, 2009, 08:58:37 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 08:59:08 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 09:07:14 AM
surrender:
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 02, 2009, 09:34:22 AM
Gary was in remarkably good form for someone who had fallen through a plate glass window on the 1st floor of a nightclub in Turkey.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 02, 2009, 12:07:00 PM
It's all very quiet here today.

Everyone got sore heads?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 12:15:23 PM
Head's fine ~ t'other end is sore tho'  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 12:22:11 PM
I am house clearing like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 12:23:18 PM
 eeek: Brick by brick?

Gerra man in!  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2009, 12:36:10 PM
eeek: Brick by brick?

Gerra man in!  whistle:
You and getting your men in... This isn't The Medical Centre you know...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2009, 12:41:52 PM
eeek: Brick by brick?

Gerra man in!  whistle:
You and getting your men in... This isn't The Medical Centre you know...  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2009, 08:35:36 AM
Helooooooooooo?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 03, 2009, 08:36:15 AM
Howdy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2009, 08:43:13 AM
Morning All!  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 03, 2009, 08:49:01 AM
Yawn, stretch , rub eyes  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2009, 08:59:51 AM
I couldn't sleep... 'til about 6:30  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 03, 2009, 09:33:31 AM
Work beckons ...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2009, 09:34:29 AM
I can't say that the spring in your step is noticeable as you answer the call of gainful employment.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 03, 2009, 02:07:44 PM
Everybody keeps disappearing again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2009, 02:40:17 PM
I am still doing my Pickfords impersonation...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 03, 2009, 02:44:59 PM
I can't say that the spring in your step is noticeable as you answer the call of gainful employment.

It was the sort of work which goes unchargeable by the hour or part thereof ... admin, clerical housekeeping stuff  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 05, 2009, 01:12:50 PM
Only me in here at the moment.

Is everybody else out on this walk?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2009, 01:21:09 PM
Working from home and have to finish something by today ...which is looking more unlikely by the minute  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 05, 2009, 01:22:57 PM
Working from home and have to finish something by today ...which is looking more unlikely by the minute  noooo:

So you've just finished lunch then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2009, 01:25:45 PM
Continual grazing is the order of the day  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 05, 2009, 01:30:18 PM
Been out (not on the walk) but now back. We have an incident  ::) with many streets taped off. Apparently blue & white means not fatal ~ when fatal they use red & white, or is this an urban myth? Discuss!

Anyhoo, the likelihood is that some bro put a cap in some other bro's ass for dissing him or dissing the deal mofo, innit? I reckon it was Chalky what done it, yeah, cos he was dissing some other mofo's wheels, right?

I do like Armstrong & Miller ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2009, 01:37:48 PM
The incident we had last week was a red and white tape..... rubschin:

But listen blood ...you best steer well clear of the braps braps  cos they is all up in yer grill. Skeen  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 05, 2009, 01:46:30 PM
 rubschin:

Errr.... yeah
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2009, 02:59:07 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2009, 03:01:44 PM
Errrrrrrr ~ Been out to buy a new fire basket ~ round trip of 60 miles including en route a stop for a cuppa tea for me and choc ices for the boys.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 05, 2009, 03:22:46 PM
I've been out at yet another interview and then a debrief with a friend, but I'm back now too!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2009, 03:24:05 PM
You have been de-briefing a friend  eyes:

You are a one  8)


Seriously though - how do you think interview went ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2009, 03:25:41 PM
You have been de-briefing a friend  eyes:

You've been BM'd Miss D.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2009, 07:54:30 AM
MORNING

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myopera.com%2Fpyrectic%2Fblog%2FBored-Baby-1284.jpg&hash=f689258e17fbe6c11efdb11f0c6d5c856a3dbd57)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 06, 2009, 08:01:01 AM
 eeek: Have you been overdosing on Olay anti wrinkle with added retinol and  Rohypnal Miss D?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2009, 08:01:37 AM
Oh my head...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2009, 08:02:37 AM
eeek: Have you been overdosing on Olay anti wrinkle with added retinol and  Rohypnal Miss D?


Protect and Perfect Miss C  ;)

It's scientifically proven you know  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2009, 08:06:10 AM
Oh my head...  noooo:

They let you out of the stocks then  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2009, 08:19:15 AM
Yes, and into the bar...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 06, 2009, 08:22:00 AM
I'd offer you a hair of the dog but he might object as he's moulting at the moment. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2009, 08:28:10 AM
Kind thought anyway...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 06, 2009, 08:54:23 AM
So where did this walk/pub crawl take you to?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2009, 08:59:58 AM
So where did this walk/pub crawl take you to?
We met in the pub (Chandos) for a quick pint before putting on our costumes and waling off to the Westminster Arms for, um another pint...

From there we walked to the HoP and gained entrance to the visitors gallery after a lot of pissing about. There was some boring debate about the environment with about five MPs present ....

So we left there and back to the Westminster arms... then back to Chandos... then TMR and I returned to the Westminster arms where we met Nigel Farage and had a pint with him... thoroughly nice chap...

Then we walked back to the station where TMR said 'wait there' and then pissed off!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 06, 2009, 09:02:14 AM
I did not see TMR last night, up till 7 anyway. Maybe he's still looking for thr right train.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 06, 2009, 09:04:54 AM
So where did this walk/pub crawl take you to?
We met in the pub (Chandos) for a quick pint before putting on our costumes and waling off to the Westminster Arms for, um another pint...

From there we walked to the HoP and gained entrance to the visitors gallery after a lot of pissing about. There was some boring debate about the environment with about five MPs present ....

So we left there and back to the Westminster arms... then back to Chandos... then TMR and I returned to the Westminster arms where we met Nigel Farage and had a pint with him... thoroughly nice chap...

Then we walked back to the station where TMR said 'wait there' and then pissed off!  evil:


But you didn't wait 'there' though did you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2009, 09:15:50 AM
So where did this walk/pub crawl take you to?
We met in the pub (Chandos) for a quick pint before putting on our costumes and waling off to the Westminster Arms for, um another pint...

From there we walked to the HoP and gained entrance to the visitors gallery after a lot of pissing about. There was some boring debate about the environment with about five MPs present ....

So we left there and back to the Westminster arms... then back to Chandos... then TMR and I returned to the Westminster arms where we met Nigel Farage and had a pint with him... thoroughly nice chap...

Then we walked back to the station where TMR said 'wait there' and then pissed off!  evil:


But you didn't wait 'there' though did you?
For about fifteen minutes!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 06, 2009, 09:33:40 AM
So where did this walk/pub crawl take you to?
We met in the pub (Chandos) for a quick pint before putting on our costumes and waling off to the Westminster Arms for, um another pint...

From there we walked to the HoP and gained entrance to the visitors gallery after a lot of pissing about. There was some boring debate about the environment with about five MPs present ....

So we left there and back to the Westminster arms... then back to Chandos... then TMR and I returned to the Westminster arms where we met Nigel Farage and had a pint with him... thoroughly nice chap...

Then we walked back to the station where TMR said 'wait there' and then pissed off!  evil:


But you didn't wait 'there' though did you?
For about fifteen minutes!  evil:

I couldn't find you anywhere! I went for a waz and came back and couldn't see you - assumed your train must be have been due to depart so you went.  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2009, 09:35:34 AM
So where did this walk/pub crawl take you to?
We met in the pub (Chandos) for a quick pint before putting on our costumes and waling off to the Westminster Arms for, um another pint...

From there we walked to the HoP and gained entrance to the visitors gallery after a lot of pissing about. There was some boring debate about the environment with about five MPs present ....

So we left there and back to the Westminster arms... then back to Chandos... then TMR and I returned to the Westminster arms where we met Nigel Farage and had a pint with him... thoroughly nice chap...

Then we walked back to the station where TMR said 'wait there' and then pissed off!  evil:


But you didn't wait 'there' though did you?
For about fifteen minutes!  evil:

I couldn't find you anywhere! I went for a waz and came back and couldn't see you - assumed your train must be have been due to depart so you went.  cry:
Of course...  ::)

I waited for fecking ages then caught the first train that had Epsom in the title... the slow train that stopped everywhere...  Banghead

Got a good picture of Nigel you and myself!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 06, 2009, 09:42:37 AM
 happy088

My train had a ming-ox on it that spent the entire journey yakking into her mobile phone at full volume.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2009, 09:50:04 AM
 rubschin: BM ~ stood up at the station ~ Tsk ~ That'll teach him to go out with strangely dressed men  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2009, 10:05:06 AM
I won't fall for that one again!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 12, 2009, 04:18:46 PM
Been out in town today  whistle:. Called in to see this chap whom I hadn't seen in the flesh before  lol:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F13wOpr.jpg&hash=7439d561875e6ea0c06511b883e4f9d68a004e7d) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gx13wOpr)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2009, 04:28:34 PM
Been out in town today  whistle:. Called in to see this chap whom I hadn't seen in the flesh before  lol:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F13wOpr.jpg&hash=7439d561875e6ea0c06511b883e4f9d68a004e7d) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gx13wOpr)


He looks slightly familiar.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2009, 04:35:08 PM
I had the power off all day like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2009, 04:35:54 PM
I had the power off all day like...  noooo:

Have you not been on here then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 12, 2009, 04:38:56 PM
Been out in town today  whistle:. Called in to see this chap whom I hadn't seen in the flesh before  lol:


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Twin brother  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 12, 2009, 04:39:29 PM
I had the power off all day like...  noooo:

Forgot to pay the bill before you went away did you  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2009, 04:53:50 PM
I had the power off all day like...  noooo:

Have you not been on here then?
NO!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
I had the power off all day like...  noooo:

Forgot to pay the bill before you went away did you  whistle:

NO!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 12, 2009, 05:33:59 PM
Loss of power can affect us all as we grow older  happy100.  They say Sanatogen's quite good  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2009, 06:13:39 PM
Been out in town today  whistle:. Called in to see this chap whom I hadn't seen in the flesh before  lol:


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Another of my heroes and what a marvelous statue it is.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 12, 2009, 06:34:07 PM
Indeed, and not a bad shot with the mobile phone  angel1. I'd just done what I needed to at Old Street and was on my way back reading the chapter on Liverpool St., Fenchurch St. and Marylebone when it occurred to me that I hadn't seen the new St Pancras. A throw of the dice and a quick divert and up to St P's to see the new structures. It's very impressive and of course now has the 'romance' of the international connection. Every London rail station has a very different character for me, probably tied in with their varied destinations ~ the West country for Paddington, ooop North for Euston, the South and the sea from Waterloo and Victoria.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 12, 2009, 06:38:27 PM
Mornington Crescent?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 12, 2009, 06:41:10 PM
Mornington Crescent?

 lol: lol:

No, a deviation from the stations on the Monopoly board  cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 15, 2009, 06:01:52 PM
Everybody must be having tea, or gone to evensong.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 15, 2009, 06:02:33 PM
Hey, I'm here  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 15, 2009, 06:03:40 PM
Sorry, must be the bad lighting.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 15, 2009, 06:26:12 PM
I  have been here on and off. Rather like an energy saving light bulb really, surrender: Not much good but you know it's there. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2009, 07:24:35 PM
I too am flitting in and out. Change in quantities of medication is causing some problems so am lying on the bed using the small screened lapbook and the eyes aren't what they once were. surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2009, 08:57:07 PM
Well I have been prcrastinating all day. Off to bed now. Alarm set for 1.00 a.m. than up and work till 7 then train to London for a meeting with a council. Good job I have small supply of The Boy's amphetamine tablets to hand.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 15, 2009, 09:00:18 PM
There's leaving things to the last minute and then just pure, blind panic  eeek:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Ah, you do that too, do you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 03:47:35 AM
Update: still werking  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 08:18:55 AM
Hoepfully he will be on the train now ...with all the work completed  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 09:12:52 AM
Hoepfully he will be on the train now ...with all the work completed  scared2:

Then wake up in Le Gare du Nord
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 09:38:45 AM
The fooking train has fooking well broken down Banghead Banghead cussing: Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 09:42:03 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Can you hitchike a ride in a helicopter  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 09:44:05 AM
 evil:

I am being stared at by a herd of cows
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 09:48:52 AM
Are they Mooooo ning over you  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 09:50:51 AM
No, they are dribbling  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 16, 2009, 09:53:20 AM
Where are you stopped? -  just out out idle curiosity like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 09:57:56 AM
Where are you stopped? -  just out out idle curiosity like.

BECAUSE IT'S FOOKING BROKEN DOWN   cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 16, 2009, 10:00:35 AM
WHERE NOT WHY

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 10:02:01 AM
In a field outside Stafford I think   redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 16, 2009, 10:04:27 AM
I think you'll find he asked where not WHY!  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 16, 2009, 04:39:05 PM
I am currently on a train a Clapham Junction and it has not broken :-). Young's o'clock within 20 minutesish.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 05:09:34 PM
That is awfully close
  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 05:12:03 PM
That is awfully close
  scared2:
Yes, if it gets to 25 minutes he will turn to dust and blow away like a vampire at sunrise.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 16, 2009, 05:17:23 PM
No, they are dribbling  sick2:

Not anything to do with anything other than a rather nice memory cloud9: In about 1969 my parents rented a farm house  in Worcestershire they (the farmers) had a small milking herd, I used to ride buttercup to the dairy and milk her by hand.  cloud9:

They can and do dribble quite a bit.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 05:23:30 PM
Born in a farm cottage I was fed, from the age of four months to four years, a daily diet of "straight from the milking parlour" top of the milk, eggs from our own hens, butter & cheese made by my Grandmother. Bread came from a small village bakery on the corner of the High Street. Meat was provided by our own pigs (one slaughtered each year) garden chickens and geese plus any game that wasn't claimed by the estate before my Uncles got to it.

Small wonder I grew up to have heart problems.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 06:43:00 PM
Richard Branson: I keeeeellll heeemmm  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2009, 06:48:17 PM
You're not still on the train surely?

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 06:53:57 PM
All trains back to Scallypool are delayed because, um, of an earlier delay. That would be the one hour delay (complete with dribbling cows) that made me 30 minutes late for a one hour meeting. Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 06:56:45 PM
Find your inner temple of peace and focus on soothing waves breaking gently on a tropical beach  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2009, 06:56:52 PM
All trains back to Scallypool are delayed because, um, of an earlier delay. That would be the one hour delay (complete with dribbling cows) that made me 30 minutes late for a one hour meeting. Angry9:
Why didn't you just dri- Oh sorry...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2009, 07:02:35 PM
Find your inner temple of peace and focus on soothing waves breaking gently on a tropical beach  whistle:

Those relaxation DVDs you bought on eBay are really working, aren't they?  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2009, 07:05:04 PM
 thatsit:

ANd the guy across the aisle from me on the train is Photoshopping naked pictures of HIMSELF  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 07:06:03 PM
Don't we all do that  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
Probably trying to apply for membership to

http://www.beautifulpeople.com/

I gave up  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 07:14:12 PM
How totally bloody pretentious ......what type of person is going to go on that  noooo:

Although it is free membership  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 16, 2009, 08:53:13 PM
thatsit:

ANd the guy across the aisle from me on the train is Photoshopping naked pictures of HIMSELF  eeek:

That's just weird.









I think my Mother has a picture of me nakid when I was about three months old does that count?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2009, 07:59:15 AM
Was it something I said...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2009, 08:00:26 AM
Was it something I said...?  rubschin:

Dunno ~ what did you say?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2009, 08:04:40 AM
Was it something I said...?  rubschin:

Dunno ~ what did you say?
I forgot...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2009, 08:06:11 AM
Was it something I said...?  rubschin:

Dunno ~ what did you say?
I forgot...  rubschin:
That'll be it then. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2009, 10:06:55 AM
I have just woken up  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2009, 10:10:52 AM
Are you still on the train?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2009, 10:12:23 AM
I feel as though I am  evil:

ANd now I discover I have to go back there on Monday  Banghead

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2009, 12:50:06 PM
Power cut!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2009, 01:40:42 PM
Liverpool to Bradford by train. SIX FOOKING HOURS Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 01:42:57 PM
That is ridiculous  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2009, 01:44:00 PM
And on Tuesday I am doing London to fooking Inverness  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 01:45:17 PM
Flying may be an option.

Used to be quicker and cheaper ........... 30 years ago.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2009, 01:46:13 PM
To fly up is nearly ?200! I fly back on Thursday for ?25 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 01:47:18 PM
I was just looking via Google
http://www.cheapflights.co.uk/flights/Inverness/London/

Looks cheaper but then check out the availability  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2009, 01:51:26 PM
SIX HOURS!

http://www.distance-calculator.co.uk/distance-calculator.php?town1=Liverpool&town2=Bradford&ref=no (http://www.distance-calculator.co.uk/distance-calculator.php?town1=Liverpool&town2=Bradford&ref=no)

56 miles as the crow flies.

By Train: If you were in a train that averaged 100mph (160.9 kmh) it would take you around 0.6 hours to travel from Liverpool to Bradford

By Air: If you were in a plane and maintained an average airspeed of 450 mph (724.1 kmh), your travelling time would be approximately 0.6 hours for Liverpool to Bradford. (includes 30 mins fannying about time)

* All times are for illustrative purposes only and should not be relied upon as actual journey times. Check with your travel company for precise journey times between Liverpool and Bradford. Train times assume non stop, air times include 30 minutes for take off and landing.


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 01:59:41 PM
To fly up is nearly ?200! I fly back on Thursday for ?25 ::)

Tried Sleezy Jet? ~ their website says it can be done from Gatwick on Tuesday for ?49.99 one way.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2009, 02:08:13 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2009, 03:48:27 PM
rubschin:
You'll gub it up and end up in Barcelona...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 19, 2009, 03:51:29 PM
That's not a bad place to end up .....I like Barcelona  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2009, 03:54:06 PM
That's not a bad place to end up .....I like Barcelona  cloud9:
Lovely place...  cloud9:

Porto Olympico...  cloud9:

Unless you are due at a meeting in Inverness of course...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2009, 06:07:38 PM
What can possibly go wrong?  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 06:14:13 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2009, 06:18:52 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2009, 06:34:51 PM
Right. Off here for dinner now

http://www.nationalmediamuseum.org.uk/home.asp (http://www.nationalmediamuseum.org.uk/home.asp)

 I shall be meeting Brian May. Taking hobnobs!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 06:36:11 PM
Enjoy!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 19, 2009, 07:34:29 PM
I've asked him to get an autograph ... for a friend, like  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2009, 07:36:57 PM
I was watching a movie...

When it finished I went to turn the fire off and burnt all the hair off the top of my head...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 19, 2009, 07:39:53 PM
Right. Off here for dinner now

http://www.nationalmediamuseum.org.uk/home.asp (http://www.nationalmediamuseum.org.uk/home.asp)

 I shall be meeting Brian May. Taking hobnobs!

Thanks for the link!  eeek:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 19, 2009, 07:40:08 PM
I've asked him to get an autograph ... for a friend, like  razz:

Oh bless ...how long have you been a fan  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 19, 2009, 07:47:24 PM
I've asked him to get an autograph ... for a friend, like  razz:

Oh bless ...how long have you been a fan  ;)

Not that much of a fan! I thought our colleague might provide it as proof  whistle:

Anyhoo, after an intense couple of days - accountants, tax liability, vat calculations etc, wake up at the back! I've been in a meeting with the IFA who's come up with surprisingly creative ideas  eeek: cloud9:
I might have a future yet  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 19, 2009, 07:57:19 PM
 happ096

Hope you're having a glass of something nice to relax
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 19, 2009, 09:20:26 PM
Indeed. Or three.  eastdrink048

The fact that the IFA bears a striking resemblance to Rowan Atkinson did help to lighten my mood  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
I was watching a movie...

When it finished I went to turn the fire off and burnt all the hair off the top of my head...  noooo:

A small loss .......... I doubt that anyone will notice
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2009, 04:56:08 AM
I was watching a movie...

When it finished I went to turn the fire off and burnt all the hair off the top of my head...  noooo:

A small loss .......... I doubt that anyone will notice
It hurts like...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2009, 10:05:47 AM
My latest itinerary!

Monday: London
Tuesday and Wed: Inverness
THursday: Manchester

Monday after: Preston
TUesday and Wed: Glasgow
Thursday: Leeds
Friday: Altrincham

After that it's London and Bradford again
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2009, 10:06:37 AM
My latest itinerary!

Monday: London
Tuesday and Wed: Inverness
THursday: Manchester

Monday after: Preston
TUesday and Wed: Glasgow
Thursday: Leeds
Friday: Altrincham

After that it's London and Bradford again
 noooo:

Think of the air miles tho!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 21, 2009, 10:14:10 AM
and the entertainment value for us earth bound VP dwellers  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2009, 10:17:22 AM
I had to spend most of my time in Bradford barefoot  sad24:

People kept asking why I was carrying my shoes about  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2009, 10:33:22 AM
I had to spend most of my time in Bradford barefoot  sad24:

People kept asking why I was carrying my shoes about  noooo:
No shoe shops in Bradford then...?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2009, 10:34:04 AM
I was werking. All the shops in Bradford shut at 5
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2009, 10:36:40 AM
I was werking. All the shops in Bradford shut at 5
Lunchtime...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 21, 2009, 10:37:23 AM
Do ya want me to go and nick a few dozen pairs from the shoe re-cycle bin 'round the corner to draw a line under this sad tale.  ::)
Bound to be summat in there to suit.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2009, 10:38:24 AM
I was werking. All the shops in Bradford shut at 5
Lunchtime...  whistle:
sad24:
I couldn't get to the shops. My feet hurt too much  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2009, 10:38:41 AM
I was werking. All the shops in Bradford shut at 5

Couldn't you have nicked a pair while the local population were at prayer?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2009, 10:39:07 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2009, 10:40:27 AM
I was werking. All the shops in Bradford shut at 5

Couldn't you have nicked a pair while the local population were at prayer?
happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2009, 10:28:23 PM
This is pleasantly peaceful. Got the place to myself. Well me and the  spider: spider:
I really must call in more often at this time on a Saturday.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 21, 2009, 11:25:13 PM
This is pleasantly peaceful. Got the place to myself. Well me and the  spider: spider:
I really must call in more often at this time on a Saturday.  ;D

One hour later and it's the same for me.
Bliss in'it? cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2009, 11:58:36 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2009, 12:36:11 AM
So where is the party ?
Excellent night  cloud9:
I am off to drink lots of water and then to bed  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 09:42:18 AM
Well, off I go. Scallypool to London, London to Luton, Luton to Inverness, Inverness to Edinburgh, Edinburgh to Manchester and Manchester to Scallypool.

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 23, 2009, 09:44:30 AM
Well, off I go. Scallypool to London, London to Luton, Luton to Inverness, Inverness to Edinburgh, Edinburgh to Manchester and Manchester to Scallypool.

What can possibly go wrong?

You could miss one or several of your connections by being in here talkin' shite p'raps?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 09:47:57 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 23, 2009, 09:52:41 AM
Well, off I go.

Well I'm only stating what appears to be a fact.

You posted THAT over 5 minutes ago, and you're STILL here rambling on.

Get yer arse into gear man mouse.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 09:53:32 AM
Do you want to come and live in my shed or not?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 23, 2009, 09:54:49 AM
Do you want to come and live in my shed or not?

Only when you're out, which on the face of it appears to be never.  whistle:

All talk, no action.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 23, 2009, 10:32:25 AM
Well, off I go. Scallypool to London, London to Luton, Luton to Inverness, Inverness to Edinburgh, Edinburgh to Manchester and Manchester to Scallypool.

What can possibly go wrong?

Where shall I start?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 23, 2009, 10:43:48 AM
Well, off I go. Scallypool to London, London to Luton, Luton to Inverness, Inverness to Edinburgh, Edinburgh to Manchester and Manchester to Scallypool.

What can possibly go wrong?

Where shall I start?

At Nick's front door probably.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2009, 11:01:28 AM
Well, off I go. Scallypool to London, London to Luton, Luton to Inverness, Inverness to Edinburgh, Edinburgh to Manchester and Manchester to Scallypool.

What can possibly go wrong?

Where shall I start?

At Nick's front door probably.  ;)

Before that Uncle, when he tries to get his shoes on...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
Filling my shoes with soap appears to have done the trick. I am now on the train (though it's not moving yet)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2009, 11:47:33 AM
Filling my shoes with soap appears to have done the trick. I am now on the train (though it's not moving yet)
If it rains you'll disappear in suds tho...  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 11:48:15 AM
It is raining  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2009, 11:48:37 AM
It is raining  evil:
Suds boy!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2009, 11:51:58 AM
.....but he is inside the train  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 11:52:58 AM
I am now. First Class, like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 12:18:51 PM
Lunch is served cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2009, 12:24:53 PM
You look very happy but their web-site says that lunch is only:
Quote

(from 10:00 until 16:00 and after 19:00 - weekdays - on selected services)

    * Choice of two delicious sandwiches or snacks, made from the finest ingredients.
    * With a sweet treat like a muffin or slice of cake.


Hopefully you are doing better than that.

Mind Brekky and Dinner look promising
http://www.virgintrains.co.uk/trains/first-class/
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 12:37:40 PM
So I discover! cry: I have declined the free collapso. Werk to do evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2009, 12:43:14 PM
Get werk in Paris and travel by Eurostar 1st Class ~ the food is sooooooooooooooooo good it is hardly worth getting off the train on arrival because you'll not find better.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 12:44:55 PM
Instead of which I shall tomorrow be in Haggis and porrige land sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2009, 12:47:29 PM
Aye ~ well you can always feast on Lorne Sausage  ;)

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2009, 12:47:52 PM
London first though ...we have lovely cakes  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2009, 12:48:39 PM
Not where I am going evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2009, 01:18:08 PM
I seem to be in Inverness  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2009, 01:21:10 PM
That went remarkably without incident presuming you should be in Inverness that is  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2009, 01:22:29 PM
Well it is Tuesday  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2009, 01:25:38 PM
I haven't actually got his itinary engraved into my memory banks as yet  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2009, 01:26:23 PM
Bumpy flight  scared2:

And it's getting dark  eeek:

I am here till Thursday and then I fly to Edinburgh  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2009, 05:43:54 PM
Right. Long day in Inverness talking to hundreds of people all day. Walk back to hotel in freezing rain and, naturally, pop into a nice local pub wot I found for a pint.

The guy next to me in the empty bar strikesup a conversation.

He has spotted my accent.

Man: Where are you from?
Me: I live near Liverpool

He eyes me
Man: Do you know the furthest I have been from Inverness?
Me: No

Him: Syria
Me: Were you on holiday
Him: Yes, they are all enormous you know
Me: In Syria?
Man: No. SIRIUS. It's a different planet you know.
Me: Really?
Man: Yes they are very tall. It's the low gravity
Me: I see, and how did you get there?
Man: God took me. I have actually met God. I have been there twice. SHall I tell you all about it?

Me: Oh look I have a mobile phone call I must flee go


WHY ME!!!????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 25, 2009, 05:47:22 PM
I would have pointed out that Sirius is a star and not a planet so he must have been mistaken.
  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2009, 05:53:27 PM
You can tell him.\ I will go back and give him your number.

The same pub also did, wait for it, Chicken Chilli and Beef Curry flavoured...............................vodka eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2009, 05:54:36 PM
I've just spoken to our traveller ... there's more to come ...  shutup:


 happy001

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2009, 05:56:33 PM
I did that already  ::)

Edinburgh tomorrow.

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2009, 06:12:20 PM
You could miss out on the dumplings @ Chop Chop and not tell the chef (Jian) that your mates had seen her on telly last night and she was better value then the Ramsay oaf ...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2009, 06:13:10 PM
Wrong thread!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2009, 06:13:30 PM
Right. Long day in Inverness talking to hundreds of people all day. Walk back to hotel in freezing rain and, naturally, pop into a nice local pub wot I found for a pint.

The guy next to me in the empty bar strikesup a conversation.

He has spotted my accent.

Man: Where are you from?
Me: I live near Liverpool

He eyes me
Man: Do you know the furthest I have been from Inverness?
Me: No

Him: Syria
Me: Were you on holiday
Him: Yes, they are all enormous you know
Me: In Syria?
Man: No. SIRIUS. It's a different planet you know.
Me: Really?
Man: Yes they are very tall. It's the low gravity
Me: I see, and how did you get there?
Man: God took me. I have actually met God. I have been there twice. SHall I tell you all about it?

Me: Oh look I have a mobile phone call I must flee go


WHY ME!!!????

 point:

 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2009, 06:36:14 PM
Right. Long day in Inverness talking to hundreds of people all day. Walk back to hotel in freezing rain and, naturally, pop into a nice local pub wot I found for a pint.

The guy next to me in the empty bar strikesup a conversation.

He has spotted my accent.

Man: Where are you from?
Me: I live near Liverpool

He eyes me
Man: Do you know the furthest I have been from Inverness?
Me: No

Him: Syria
Me: Were you on holiday
Him: Yes, they are all enormous you know
Me: In Syria?
Man: No. SIRIUS. It's a different planet you know.
Me: Really?
Man: Yes they are very tall. It's the low gravity
Me: I see, and how did you get there?
Man: God took me. I have actually met God. I have been there twice. SHall I tell you all about it?

Me: Oh look I have a mobile phone call I must flee go


WHY ME!!!????

 point:

 happy001

He is anxious to talk to you  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2009, 06:38:49 AM
Right then. Edinburgh here I come
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2009, 08:16:56 AM
I am not sure whether to wish you or Edinburgh good luck.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 26, 2009, 08:59:16 AM
I'm getting regular updated text messages as to his latest whereabouts. sleep017

You lot?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2009, 09:08:49 AM

He's made it to Edinburgh  happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 26, 2009, 09:16:18 AM
Nick Tours for the more discerning disaster seeking traveller.
Comfy shoes and medic support team included.

Liverpool, London, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Bradford.
Got a nice ring to it ey?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2009, 09:25:30 AM
I'm getting regular updated text messages as to his latest whereabouts. sleep017

You lot?

Yes I get those too. I assume he is cc'ing his mobile contacts list. For reasons known only to Nick he sends mine to the land line which means the house phone rings and a very polite BT voice says "This is your messaging service, you have a voice text from 07 xxxxxxxxx, Message timed at ?????? on zz/bb/aa. Message reads: 'I am in Inverness. It is fooking cold'" To hear the BT voice (which sounds a little like our own dear Queen) enunciating Nick's "Fooking" and such is hilarious. I had one that said something like "I am in London, it is fooking raining and my fooking shoes hurt". I know that there is no human involved in reading these pronouncements and that the voice is a whole set of recorded vowel sounds, words etc that is put together by a 'pooter to enable it to "read" the texts but it still conjures up an image of one's maiden aunt struggling to keep a straight face as she reads Nick's curses to me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2009, 10:00:31 AM
 eveilgrin:



And for my next trick: Manchester
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2009, 11:01:18 AM
eveilgrin:



And for my next trick: Manchester

Any chance you could make it vanish?  Sinister:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2009, 11:14:32 AM
I am still at fooking Edinburgh Airport  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2009, 11:23:34 AM
When you get there will do like.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2009, 11:24:05 AM
eveilgrin:



And for my next trick: Manchester

Any chance you could make it vanish?  Sinister:

My brother lives in Manchester  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2009, 11:29:41 AM
eveilgrin:



And for my next trick: Manchester

Any chance you could make it vanish?  Sinister:



My brother lives in Manchester  sad24:

He has 60 minutes to pack and leave  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2009, 11:35:58 AM
He won't even be up yet  noooo:

He runs a club thingy with loud music and footballers wives a plenty  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2009, 12:26:49 PM
I'm getting regular updated text messages as to his latest whereabouts. sleep017

You lot?
He doesn't have my number!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 26, 2009, 01:29:19 PM
Nick Tours for the more discerning disaster seeking traveller.
Comfy shoes and medic support team included.

Liverpool, London, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Bradford.
Got a nice ring to it ey?  ::)

A sort of 'from or own correspondent' if you will.  I suggested he went and visited my son and daughter in law whilst in Inverness, he declined.I can't imagine why. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2009, 06:17:57 PM
I sm home (sort of). Glasgow and Preston next week  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2009, 06:20:20 PM
The 'sort of' may need some clarification  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 26, 2009, 06:21:12 PM
eveilgrin:



And for my next trick: Manchester

Any chance you could make it vanish?  Sinister:

Any chance we could make HIM vanish?

I'm seriously considering taking a sledge hammer to my mobby with the sheer frustration of reading his shite. BLEEP BLEEP....BLEEP BLEEP, ALL day long. Explode:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2009, 06:22:03 PM
Sort of in the sense of being at House 2 cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 26, 2009, 06:23:29 PM
I sm home (sort of). Glasgow and Preston next week  noooo:

God help us. ::)
My mobile will be shut down for the duration. Thank the Lord you haven't got my land line number. happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2009, 06:24:42 PM
I sat next to that Stuart Machonie on the plane down. God, he looked rough  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2009, 06:25:46 PM
Was that before or after the journey next to you  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2009, 06:26:22 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 26, 2009, 06:26:41 PM
I sat next to that Stuart Machonie on the plane down. God, he looked rough  noooo:

I REALLY couldn't give a shit to bqath. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2009, 06:30:41 PM
I sat next to that Stuart Machonie on the plane down. God, he looked rough  noooo:
Who?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2009, 06:34:43 PM
And I also met a man who claimed to have met God  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2009, 06:35:28 PM
And I also met a man who claimed to have met God  scared2:
You mean 'another' man?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 26, 2009, 06:44:39 PM
And I also met a man who claimed to have met God  scared2:

Any chance you could have a word with him too?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2009, 06:45:26 PM
Nah, I'll just text him  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2009, 08:59:00 PM
Nah, I'll just text him  angel1
"Y hst U 4saken me?"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2009, 09:19:12 PM
Nah, I'll just text him  angel1
"Y hst U 4saken me?"


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2009, 08:09:23 AM
Right then. Off to catch the hairyplane to Glasgow  spider:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2009, 08:16:10 AM
Right then. Off to catch the hairyplane to Glasgow  spider:
Off you go then - and don't speak to the captain...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 01, 2009, 08:26:24 AM
Or ask the stewardess about their personal grooming techniques  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2009, 08:30:03 AM
Or ask the stewardess about their personal grooming techniques  scared2:

She might show him and he will see that she's probably an "aeroplane blonde"...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2009, 08:33:08 AM
Or ask the stewardess about their personal grooming techniques  scared2:

She might show him and he will see that she's probably an "aeroplane blonde"...
She is more likely a 'he' that will invite Nick to join the mile high club!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 06, 2009, 12:29:39 PM
Is it too early to go to the pub yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 06, 2009, 01:02:20 PM
 eeek: It is never too early to go to the pub!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on December 08, 2009, 03:12:08 PM
I am alone again.

Is everybody out at boozy lunches?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2009, 03:13:39 PM
I've been busy doing stuff like...

Miss D is on a week-long piss-up... not sure about the rest... Oh, Growler is up an 'ill or summat and Captain Calamity is travelling...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on December 08, 2009, 03:16:23 PM
I popped into the real pub earlier on and there was nobody there either.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2009, 03:19:44 PM
I popped into the real pub earlier on and there was nobody there either.
Now that is a worry...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on December 08, 2009, 03:21:16 PM
I am sure that TMR is there now so all should be ok.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2009, 03:22:46 PM
I am sure that TMR is there now so all should be ok.
Phew! panic over!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 08, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
Who, me :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on December 08, 2009, 04:01:38 PM
I had Yasmin all to myself.

Just the thing after a funeral.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2009, 04:03:13 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on December 08, 2009, 04:07:01 PM
I think I can safely say that TMR and myself are part of the minority group that has not shagged this particular barmaid.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2009, 04:08:32 PM
yet
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 08, 2009, 04:08:44 PM
She's just gone upstairs, you must have worn her out.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on December 11, 2009, 10:14:22 AM
it's busy in here this morning - everyone got the day off?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 11, 2009, 10:23:16 AM
it's busy in here this morning - everyone got the day off?

I have been busy complaining to Young's. Again.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2009, 10:23:36 AM
I'm waiting for a nurse to call, then I'll be going out.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 11, 2009, 10:24:10 AM
I'm waiting for a nurse to call, then I'll be going out.
After she's been in?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2009, 10:25:31 AM
I'm waiting for a nurse to call, then I'll be going out.
After she's been in?

Exactly  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2009, 10:27:52 AM
I'm at work  angel1

But it is very quiet ...bit of a day after the night before scenario and those that are in are not in a fit state to make much noise.

Lovely Jubbly  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2009, 11:19:52 AM
Been to the brand news supermarket in the village - everybody is very excited!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2009, 12:31:19 PM
Been to the brand news supermarket in the village - everybody is very excited!  lol:

Would that be Russell Brand News, Jo Brand News or just news about various brands?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2009, 12:33:16 PM
Pedant Weekly.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on December 12, 2009, 03:42:54 PM
Empty again.

Will have to seek company at the Youngs house methinks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2009, 04:20:53 PM
I have been recovering in front of the telly like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2009, 05:53:18 PM
I have been busy with pre-Christmas household chores that I am assured are "essential".
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 12, 2009, 05:58:51 PM
I've just bolloxed me printer up  ::)  and am now about to start bolloxing up the new digi box.
I've just lit a nerve calming ciggy with the 'users destructions'.

The new bottle of Glenfidich is on stand by.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 12, 2009, 05:58:56 PM
Shopping / cleaning / picking up parcels/ decontaminating the Brats bedroom whilst she is out  ..... feeling like Cinderella today   lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 12, 2009, 09:10:08 PM
Everyone bar me and Nick watching that Crap Factor crap thing I presume?

What the hell is wrong with the population of this country when they find that to be so  totally and utterly spell blindingly enthralling? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 12, 2009, 09:59:07 PM
Yep, you and Nick are the only normal ones left  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 12, 2009, 10:06:39 PM
Yep, you and Nick are the only normal ones left  rubschin:

Not like you to be sarcastic. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 12, 2009, 10:07:51 PM
I can honestly state that I have never watched X Factor.

I was watching the snooker

















Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 12, 2009, 10:10:11 PM
I can honestly state that I have never watched X Factor.

I was watching the snooker

Just and marginally more acceptable.
TG isn't on tomorrow night though 'cus of your bloody billiards. cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 12, 2009, 10:14:50 PM
It was nail biting stuff...honest. Would have been better if O'Sullivan had won tho
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 12, 2009, 10:17:37 PM
It was nail biting stuff...honest. Would have been better if O'Sullivan had won tho

Oh?
Really?
 Sounds absolutely mind blowingly riveting.  sleep021

I've just sat in here all night talking to meself. ::)

Going to me pit now. Got to be up early in the morning for a yomp up me 'ill to cook a brekky for meself.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2009, 08:21:38 AM
 sleep017 Morning all
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2009, 08:25:24 AM
Mornin'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2009, 08:27:43 AM
My mouth tastes like the bottom of a tart's handbag. Shouldn't have had that Indian Takeaway  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
Thursday PM, and the place is virtually empty! eeek:

Everyone gone down the ale 'ouse then?

Sorry, but it's crimbo eve A WEEK today. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:09:20 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2009, 03:10:51 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

OCD on personal hygiene?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:12:41 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

OCD on personal hygiene?
Yes Darwin...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:15:28 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:17:27 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:

What was that then... a bin bag?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:18:53 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:

What was that then... a bin bag?  lol:

Bloody tempting, but Mini Moose has threatened to report me to the RSPCA if I don't start being nicer to it. sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:23:15 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:

What was that then... a bin bag?  lol:

Bloody tempting, but Mini Moose has threatened to report me to the RSPCA if I don't start being nicer to it. sick2:

Bloody things!  evil:

One of ours came in the other day with worms oozing out of its arse...  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 17, 2009, 03:25:44 PM
Not the sort of image I need whilst scoffing a mince pie and brandy butter BM  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2009, 03:27:00 PM
Not the sort of image I need whilst scoffing a mince pie and brandy butter BM  sick2:
Sorry...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 17, 2009, 03:36:07 PM
Anyhoo, just taking a break from downloading, adjusting image res, colour adjustments, and on, and on, and on... I can manage about two hours at a stretch before my eyes get completely  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 17, 2009, 03:38:27 PM
I was taking the dog for a walk like - between showers...  noooo:

Forgiven then.  happy088

I just launched the cat after catching it rummaging through the kitchen pedal bin, and twatted me ankle in the process. cussing:

I went outside and made it a cosy little wind and waterproof house to protect it while it's a bit nippy like, even lined it with polysyrene with a cushion on top of it all like, and it won't go in or near the bastard thing.  eeek:

Rancid ungrateful little ratcat. evil:

What was that then... a bin bag?  lol:

Bloody tempting, but Mini Moose has threatened to report me to the RSPCA if I don't start being nicer to it. sick2:

Bloody things!  evil:

One of ours came in the other day with worms oozing out of its arse...  sick2:

Lovlee! cloud9:

A feel a bit of a twat kicking it out like, but the only answer is to have it in here yowling and shitting on the carpet all night.  noooo:
I've built it a nice cosy house and it's turned its nose up at it, spoilt little rat. eveilgrin:

Apparently the old dear next door used to give it bolied eggs, all mashed up like, and other fresh delicasies (sp).
Sorry, but it's Tesco's finest ratcat food and biscuits, or it can piss off


Mrs G has just let it in, yet AGAIN.  Banghead

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 17, 2009, 03:59:32 PM
I went to a friends house yesterday - she has 2 cats. I can't stand em - cats in general that is , not just hers

I sit on the sofa and the next thing the fluff ball has jumped up on me lap has it face in mine and starts kneading away and dribbling.

Disgusterous  sick2:

I chuck it off and it just keeps coming back  evil:

I threw it off me and watched it skid on the wooden floor. Still came back  evil:

I threw it out the back door - but forgot they have a cat flap  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Next thing there is the most annoying snivelling meowing noise pin claws being stuck into me.

I resorted to turning on one of those hideous toys - the christmas ones where they are shaped like a cuddly animal and move their head and pretend their singing kind of thing.The first line of 'It's Christmas .....' and it ran for its life.  cloud9:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2009, 04:17:15 PM
I've been out for a short drive in the lovely winter sunshine. Went over to Denbigh ~ as one does at this time of year.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on December 21, 2009, 09:36:21 AM
Where TF is everyone this morning?
All sagging off it's crimbo and I'm therefore going to swing the lead and do me shopping/go to the ale 'ouse etc.with a cold?  ::)

Bit of self employment is what you need, Soon instils a bit of self discipline into you. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2009, 09:47:53 AM
Just trying to complete all my bits of work before going on leave ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 10:04:29 AM
Werking.As I have been since 1.00 a.m.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2009, 11:08:09 AM
Where TF is everyone this morning?
All sagging off it's crimbo and I'm therefore going to swing the lead and do me shopping/go to the ale 'ouse etc.with a cold?  ::)

Bit of self employment is what you need, Soon instils a bit of self discipline into you. evil:

Been to outpatient appointment at Horsepickle ~ by taxi  evil:

Now I am trying to get sense out of the Garage and the Auto Repair Warranty people  Banghead

I also await the arrival of District Nurse  eyes:

Meanwhile I have fed and watered the puppies then cleaned and relaid the fires. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 21, 2009, 11:19:07 AM
I'm at work, busy morning interrupted by the fire alarms going off. Just back from a chilly half an hour standing on the street waiting for the all clear.

Bet it's someone's bloody toaster! again!   Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 21, 2009, 11:25:17 AM
I here sort of... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2009, 12:25:46 PM
Been out on my motorbike like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 12:43:32 PM
Packing and cleaning up bachelor stylee debris  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 21, 2009, 02:46:03 PM
I appear to be back online  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 21, 2009, 02:50:41 PM
indeed you do.

I have heard that 'he' has left, I expect to hear that the whole of London has come to a grinding halt on the news this evening. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2009, 02:51:26 PM
I appear to be back online  rubschin:
happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 22, 2009, 09:37:49 AM
Internet connections for whole village died at 15.30 yesterday and were restored at 0845 this morning. Little khaki coloured chaps manning BT's help desk have been roundly abused by many of us .... not least because they kept denying that the problem was at the local exchange  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2009, 06:10:32 PM
indeed you do.

I have heard that 'he' has left, I expect to hear that the whole of London has come to a grinding halt on the news this evening. whistle:

It did redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2009, 06:11:31 PM
indeed you do.

I have heard that 'he' has left, I expect to hear that the whole of London has come to a grinding halt on the news this evening. whistle:

It did redface:
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 27, 2009, 06:59:08 PM
Quiet...all watching 633 squadron eh?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2009, 07:19:04 PM
 redface:

Terrible film, but sort of compulsive  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 27, 2009, 07:23:04 PM
Aces High is on later. Terrible film too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2009, 07:27:31 PM
You are watching it then  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 27, 2009, 07:30:14 PM
Oh yes...probably
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2009, 07:37:33 PM
This flat has a telly with about 200 channels of shite. There is NOTHING worth watching and I cannot figure out the cables for the vid or DVD  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 27, 2009, 07:40:11 PM
Try a DVD. It might start automatically...failing that watch it on your laptop
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 27, 2009, 07:43:07 PM
This flat has a telly with about 200 channels of shite. There is NOTHING worth watching and I cannot figure out the cables for the vid or DVD  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Why don't you just watch it on your  laptop then  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 27, 2009, 07:45:33 PM
Keep up
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 27, 2009, 07:46:55 PM
Fat chance of that - I just poke my nose in where it's not wanted and then retreat after a good scolding  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 27, 2009, 07:48:03 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 27, 2009, 07:50:46 PM
This flat has a telly with about 200 channels of shite. There is NOTHING worth watching and I cannot figure out the cables for the vid or DVD  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Why don't you just watch it on your  laptop then  whistle:
\
I had forgotten that option  redface:

It's the excitement of having a telly. I just keep searching the channels for something worth watching  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 27, 2009, 09:20:09 PM
This flat has a telly with about 200 channels of shite. There is NOTHING worth watching and I cannot figure out the cables for the vid or DVD  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Why don't you just watch it on your  laptop then  whistle:
\
I had forgotten that option  redface:

It's the excitement of having a telly. I just keep searching the channels for something worth watching  redface:


You will be looking for a looooooooooooooong time then. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 27, 2009, 10:53:24 PM
Been visiting rellies today but back now so have missed all of 'the classics'  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2010, 08:46:33 AM
Four of us in here at the moment. Not a word being said. Alka-seltzer and Ibuprofen all round then?

Then those glasses need clearing up and new decorations put up ready for Wenchy's party later
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2010, 08:50:15 AM
I'm poorly...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 01, 2010, 08:57:56 AM
Dodgy mince pie prolly
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2010, 09:02:03 AM
Dodgy mince pie prolly

Prolly...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2010, 09:02:49 AM
I'm just tired - still in bed  redface:

Just answering my texts from last night , then I will get up promise
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2010, 09:29:21 AM
I've been up for two hours but otherwise engaged  eyes:

Welcome all ~ Happy New Year.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 01, 2010, 10:53:08 AM
We are going to eldest Daughter for lunch today.

Mrs DS (#3) has just sniffed my breath and taken the car keys away.  redface:

She is to be a chauffeuse it seems.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2010, 10:55:45 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Famodernhell.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F09%2Flisterine.jpg&hash=9cfd39c689782fa1b5a4d0adae6dd4b10f5d0122)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 01, 2010, 10:59:46 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.duilawyeroc.com%2Fimages%2Fbreath1.jpg&hash=d2a6aa985f23342b9e0a98f6da133d3cbdcab73a)

Listerine is not a good defence. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 01, 2010, 11:01:19 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.duilawyeroc.com%2Fimages%2Fbreath1.jpg&hash=d2a6aa985f23342b9e0a98f6da133d3cbdcab73a)

Listerine is not a good defence. noooo:

Breathalised whilst cycling to scuuuell ey?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2010, 11:10:53 AM
We are going to eldest Daughter for lunch today.

Mrs DS (#3) has just sniffed my breath and taken the car keys away.  redface:

She is to be a chauffeuse it seems.

LL suggested she drove today too...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 01, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
Everybody tongue-tied today?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2010, 12:53:34 PM
 cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2010, 12:54:52 PM
cry:

Wassamarra?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2010, 12:58:48 PM
Mahoosive set-to with Mrs Nick  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2010, 01:18:43 PM
What does she want?

In my experience they never talk ~ they present a list of demands and take the opportunity to try to make you feel a bastard by playing all their "poor little me" cards. Everything is your fault, even WWII, global warming and Gordon Brown and you are a swine for refusing to recognise those simple facts.

Or was it the old emotional blackmail routine? Well we are wise to that. The only acceptable condition that you should be prepared to consider is total and abject surrender on her part, her recognition of your importance in the relationship and her sworn oath to respect your opinions and obey your wishes in the future. Anything less should be treated with utter contempt.

Be honest mate, she has sent you to hell and back and she is now bleating because she is finally seeing that what you put into the relationship/family unit was damned hard work that she is not prepared to undertake herself. Your choice Nick but frankly I would not want to see you go back to where you've been.










I hasten to add that the foregoing applies in limited circumstance and does not apply to wimmin in general .... only to those who have lost the battle to control their man and are desperately trying to regain the upper hand. There is no tactic so low that they will not try it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2010, 01:25:36 PM
You are Sherlock Holmes and I claim my ?5 smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2010, 01:35:17 PM
Not hard Nick ~ I've been there.

Tis true that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and your rejection of her demands to return home count as scorn to her.

It was when I said thanks but no thanks that things got really nasty with Mrs S#1. That she had been the one that ran off with another and lived with him for six months somehow became my fault. Apparently she hadn't actually wanted to live with him, share his bed etc etc but she wanted to show me that I was, in her opinion, behaving wrongly. Like you I was holding down a job, doing the housework, cooking, washing, ironing, getting the two kids off to school and all the rest BUT I was not showing her a good time. I was less than attentive, I was THINKING about having an affair (so she claimed), I was unreasonable, I didn't like her friends, I wasn't interested in her job (She worked in M&S ffs!) and worst of all I never talked about my job or what I did at work and that was "suspicious". The other little bone of contention was that my earnings paid for the house, food and clothing for the family. I also ran a car (she couldn't drive) and paid for holidays and the like. Her income was her money and how dare I question where it went.

I could go on but you get the picture.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2010, 01:39:36 PM
 worthy:

It is true that she is complaining about the onerousness of cooking, shopping and other domestic chores. Wait till she find out I have just stopped the Direct Debit from my account for the Council Tax  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 01, 2010, 02:01:58 PM
Gary the Tank from my local has had a great start to 2010.
His mum just rang him to tell him he has just found his brother dead in his flat. He was 52.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Well you need to get your name off that so that she can claim the discount applicable for only one adult resident ~ you are acting in her best interests  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2010, 02:03:07 PM
Gary the Tank from my local has had a great start to 2010.
His mum just rang him to tell him he has just found his brother dead in his flat. He was 52.

That's a bugger ~ there is no good time for such news but never the less
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2010, 02:06:02 PM
And so we welcome 2010. I have a funeral to go to this week as well. Roll on 2011?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 01, 2010, 02:16:56 PM
Gary the Tank from my local has had a great start to 2010.
His mum just rang him to tell him he has just found his brother dead in his flat. He was 52.

Oh dear, poor Gary. Hope he's ok.

Will catch up later.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 01, 2010, 02:53:52 PM
Gary's OK (well, as OK as you can be) but his mum is in pieces. She's fairly old and frail, this could destroy her. You should never outlive your children.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2010, 02:56:13 PM
Agreed TMR (from one who has)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 01, 2010, 02:58:14 PM
Gary's OK (well, as OK as you can be) but his mum is in pieces. She's fairly old and frail, this could destroy her. You should never outlive your children.

I can understand the state she's in. Never been properly introduced, but have spoken to her.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 01, 2010, 03:02:24 PM
Gary's OK (well, as OK as you can be) but his mum is in pieces. She's fairly old and frail, this could destroy her. You should never outlive your children.

I can understand the state she's in. Never been properly introduced, but have spoken to her.

She phoned him last night to wish him a Happy New Year - no reply, so assumed he was out or in bed. She rang again this morning and still no response. She has the keys to his flat, so went round and found him dead on the floor. The poor woman.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2010, 03:09:04 PM
I'm back [hic]...

2010 off to a great start then...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on January 10, 2010, 05:02:44 AM
Quiet in yer innit. Me, three guests and...the three horsemen
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 10, 2010, 05:17:13 AM
and me
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2010, 08:45:54 AM
Up at 5 am dealing with a burst pipe ..... External leak only ... fortunately  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 10, 2010, 08:58:18 AM
I'm here now, in body if not in mind.  My mind might be a while. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 08:59:33 AM
Likewise here. I see Growler had a car crash  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2010, 10:30:15 AM
What day is it like...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 10:30:47 AM
Tuesday
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2010, 10:32:44 AM
Tuesday

Thank goodness for that...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 10, 2010, 10:36:54 AM
What day is it like...?  Shrugs:

Ignorenicktalkingutteruttershiteasusualday.

That'll be every day then I suppose. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2010, 10:40:44 AM
What day is it like...?  Shrugs:

Ignorenicktalkingutteruttershiteasusualday.

That'll be every day then I suppose. rubschin:

That is why I was confused...  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 10, 2010, 11:25:15 AM
Nothing to do with 2 and a half gallons of  collapso you consumed last night then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2010, 12:24:34 PM
Nothing to do with 2 and a half gallons of  collapso you consumed last night then?

Guilty as charged...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 11, 2010, 11:12:02 AM
Quiet in here today ~ everyone busy like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2010, 11:12:48 AM
I am trying to be busy but not succeeding
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2010, 11:15:42 AM
I have now finished report that I needed to do today  ( been working since 6  angel1 ) so feeling most satisfied with myself. More stuff to do this arvo but will be having a nice long lunch break  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 11, 2010, 11:16:54 AM
I went for a shower and then had my behind caressed by a District Nurse  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 11, 2010, 11:16:55 AM
I'm not that busy for a change. Full staff and I'm just waiting for others to do their work before we close up for the year end.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2010, 12:34:03 PM
I've been out looking at motorbikes...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2010, 12:37:21 PM
I've been out looking at gerls...   eyes:

Tsk
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2010, 12:41:16 PM
I've been out looking at gerls...   eyes:

Tsk

Okay, motorbikes and gerls...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2010, 01:52:40 AM
Still werking  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 13, 2010, 05:46:12 AM
Still werking  surrender:

Mrs N will be happy then!  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2010, 06:31:57 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 05:34:19 PM
Still werking  surrender:

Had a very long and quite heated discussion about that very subject this afternoon with some lads in a car body repair shop I was werkin' in.  rubschin:
We did come to some very interesting conclusions. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2010, 05:39:27 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 13, 2010, 05:39:58 PM
Do tell ........... Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 05:43:44 PM
That being married is simply the most and horrendously expensive hooker you could ever have.

Can't really say too much. There's wimmin in here, and I really don't need any more feministic...is that a real werd like??.... grief. noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2010, 05:45:14 PM
 surrender:

And how did this crop up?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 13, 2010, 05:48:47 PM
Variously attributed to Shaw, Wilde and Coward.

Marriage provides the maximum of temptation along with the maximum of opportunity.

Personally I don't think it could have been Shaw since he was married. The other two could be forgive their ignorance.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
surrender:

And how did this crop up?

Geezer talk, you know, wimmin', naggin' leavin' home,lah de dah, aftermath, what to do, where to go, you know, and other 'stuff' too like. ;)
Very interesting discussion, and quite humourous too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2010, 05:53:07 PM
Wimmin are impossible  noooo: Why can't they be like men (only obviously with tits n stuff)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 05:56:18 PM
Wimmin are impossible  noooo: Why can't they be like men (only obviously with tits n stuff)

It was almost like being in here only 'LIVE' so to speak. Bloody good rant about wimmin and all of our problems.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2010, 06:04:46 PM
Deep subject. Women go on about "the miracle of childbirth" and such to make us look upon them in awe.

Well, childbirth is simply a human function - like taking a dump. That's it. No miracle. If you didn't eat, you wouldn't dump. It's simply a bodily reaction to a given course of events.

All humans are - basically - is a virus that wears shoes.

But blokes still are fixated by the tits 'n stuff.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 13, 2010, 06:07:28 PM
Clearly you have give this much thought but still come back to tits and stuff.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 06:22:43 PM
Clearly you have give this much thought but still come back to tits and stuff.

I think we need a men only board in here so we can freely discuss these delicate topics without having to face the full firey wroth and fury of scorned and angry wimmin. eeek:

Tits, believe it or not, didn't actually crop up...so to speak...in the discussion.  
I'm not personally a big fun bags fan myself.  noooo:
A gerl I went out with many years ago had monsterous bazookers, and they always used to near suffocate me, which I found quite distracting tbqath.
Had a bit of a phobia about large titsticles ever since. Sad really in'it. cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 13, 2010, 06:29:36 PM
Nick is the one who likes 'em hooooge. I just like them available 8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 06:31:41 PM
Nick is the one who likes 'em hooooge. I just like them available 8)

Does he? eeek:
He's never told me that.  noooo:

He only ever rants about wimmin when I'm with him....well one wumman anyway. lol:

I can take or leave stonkers tbh.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 13, 2010, 07:06:47 PM
I think we need a men only board in here so we can freely discuss these delicate topics without having to face the full firey wroth and fury of scorned and angry wimmin. eeek:

How many scorned and angry women are there on this board  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 07:15:28 PM
I think we need a men only board in here so we can freely discuss these delicate topics without having to face the full firey wroth and fury of scorned and angry wimmin. eeek:

How many scorned and angry women are there on this board  confused:

ALL wimmin are angry. evil:
Well they are with me any'ow. ::)
 Dunno about the scorned bit though tbqath. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 13, 2010, 07:23:18 PM
Well I'm not angry with you , nor is Miss C or Wenchy or Mrs TG etc   Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 07:34:02 PM
Well I'm not angry with you , nor is Miss C or Wenchy or Mrs TG etc   Shrugs:


5-10 mninutes in me company and you would be, guaranteed. lol:
I have a way...or not as the case may be....with wimmin.
Ask Mrs Growler's 1 and 2., and all previous Growler's ex's.

Don't want any condescending  happy100  shite though. I am quite simply what I am. Like it or loathe it, take it or bloody well leave it. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2010, 07:50:07 PM
The only miracle about childbirth is the fact that only 1 in the 200 million or so sperm that get released in such ocassions actually hits the target. All men, therefore, have wiped more than the entire population of the earth off their bellies with a sports sock, when they were teenagers.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 13, 2010, 08:03:06 PM
Speak for yourself ~ off the ceiling for some of us. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on January 13, 2010, 08:04:21 PM
Speak for yourself ~ off the ceiling for some of us. whistle:

potato water
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2010, 08:06:59 PM
Speak for yourself ~ off the ceiling for some of us. whistle:

When a liquid is passed though such a narrow bore it's speed obviously increases and results thus  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2010, 08:10:28 PM
ANother fine thread hits the gutter  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on January 13, 2010, 08:12:53 PM
Ceiling, surely?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 11:17:55 PM
Speak for yourself ~ off the ceiling for some of us. whistle:

When a liquid is passed though such a narrow bore it's speed obviously increases and results thus  whistle:

Speak for yourself like. ;)
Firemans hoses spring to mind here, quite literally....many many moons ago. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 13, 2010, 11:22:23 PM
ANother fine thread hits the gutter  noooo:

Nah. It's a willy waving competition cock.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2010, 08:03:20 AM
 tunble: tunble: tunble:

Is everybody having a lie in ?

Can I help myself to a drink then if there are no staff serving today ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2010, 09:04:54 AM
tunble: tunble: tunble:

Is everybody having a lie in ?

Can I help myself to a drink then if there are no staff serving today ????

Put the money in the honesty box like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
Put the money in the honesty box like...  whistle:

Did you want me to bring it back in?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2010, 09:14:08 AM
tunble: tunble: tunble:

Is everybody having a lie in ?

Can I help myself to a drink then if there are no staff serving today ????

Put the money in the honesty box like...  whistle:

Or in the empty prize  bottle  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2010, 09:14:47 AM
Put the money in the honesty box like...  whistle:

Did you want me to bring it back in?

You'll have to get it back off me first.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2010, 09:42:07 AM
I am bizzy getting ready for a visit to a local gerls' skool  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2010, 10:04:19 AM
I hope you have been invited ...have you been dis-armed by Mrs Nick first  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2010, 10:15:16 AM
I am bizzy getting ready for a visit to a local gerls' skool  eyes:

Full of grotty bad tempered petulant teenage girls?

Tell you mayte, you are MORE than welcome.  sick2:
You wanna try having one living under your roof. Ask MD, and ask Snoops for further grim and harrowing details. Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 14, 2010, 10:47:46 AM
Don't trust them, teenagers never look you in the eye.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2010, 11:02:09 AM
Don't trust them, teenagers never look you in the eye.

Do I detect a smidging, you know, just a tad of sarcasm in your post?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 14, 2010, 11:03:14 AM
Sarcastic, moi?

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2010, 11:13:07 AM
Scarcastic, moi?



Nah. I believe you. happy088

Must have just been me being a bit cynical like. Most unusual. confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2010, 11:51:27 AM
I hope you have been invited ...have you been dis-armed by Mrs Nick first  whistle:

Not so much dis-armed .....more dis-membered   razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2010, 01:02:11 PM
I am back.I was not arrested  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2010, 01:10:32 PM
I am back.I was not arrested  angel1
happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2010, 01:15:34 PM
It is a miracle. 18 year old gerls are so leggy these days, and black tights seem to be in fashion too  eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2010, 01:17:48 PM
I take it you will be ringing Mrs Nick this afternoon  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2010, 01:18:08 PM
I take it you will be ringing Mrs Nick this afternoon  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2010, 01:23:47 PM
Not likely. She is in Madrid
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2010, 01:26:19 PM
Not likely. She is in Madrid

I know. It's bloody warm 'ere too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 16, 2010, 05:48:23 AM
  tunble: Just me in here and some dodgy looking bird selling drugs over in the corner
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2010, 07:19:30 AM
  tunble: Just me in here and some dodgy looking bird selling drugs over in the corner

Did you buy any?  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 10:39:48 AM
Boringly void of any posting anywhere today  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2010, 10:40:51 AM
We are all frightened of getting our ankles bitten  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 10:42:12 AM
Boringly void of any posting of interest anywhere today  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2010, 10:43:34 AM
We are all frightened of getting our ankles bitten  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 17, 2010, 10:45:43 AM
Boringly void of any posting of interest anywhere today  tunble:

My head hurts due to the fact a speaker fell on it yesterday.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2010, 10:46:24 AM
What were you talking about at the time? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 17, 2010, 10:47:42 AM
What were you talking about at the time? rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2010, 10:48:40 AM
What were you talking about at the time? rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2010, 11:08:43 AM
Boringly void of any posting of interest anywhere today  tunble:
Whatevah:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 11:26:40 AM
Boringly void of any posting anywhere today  tunble:

So telling that you had to answer twice?

We are all frightened of getting our ankles bitten  whistle:

Boringly void of any posting of interest anywhere today  tunble:
Whatevah:


28 thinking minutes to come up with that?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2010, 11:28:01 AM
Are you okay Snoopy...?

You don't seem your old self...  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 11:31:39 AM
Are you okay Snoopy...?

You don't seem your old self...  Shrugs:


I'm fine thanks BM .... really fine and very much my old self.

Valium is wonderful stuff. cloud9:

Kind of you to ask though, I'm moved by your concern but I really am OK thanks. ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 17, 2010, 11:52:40 AM
Good grief are you sure that it's valium that you are on?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2010, 02:24:43 AM
I can't sleep...  sad24:

 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 19, 2010, 10:24:43 PM
I can't sleep...  sad24:

 tunble:
Well get off here and try getting into yer pit, plank. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 19, 2010, 10:40:11 PM
I can't sleep...  sad24:

 tunble:

Go climb a roof, you'll soon drop off...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2010, 10:44:45 PM
I can't sleep...  sad24:

 tunble:

Go climb a roof, you'll soon drop off...  whistle:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2010, 07:03:48 AM
I can't sleep...  sad24:

 tunble:

Go climb a roof, you'll soon drop off...  whistle:

Funny, but eight hours too late...  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 20, 2010, 07:24:01 AM
Constructive advice for the future tho  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2010, 08:05:47 AM
Constructive advice for the future tho  whistle:

Constructive!  lol: lol: lol: lol:












 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2010, 09:35:12 AM
Good grief are you sure that it's valium that you are on?

Pos'tif ~ it says so on the packet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2010, 05:43:46 PM
 tunble:

I suppose I could start a thread but I doubt that it would interest anyone.









PS Facebook is fvcked too or at least it is at the time of typing this. ~ Happy days
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2010, 05:59:39 PM
tunble:

I suppose I could start a thread but I doubt that it would interest anyone.



Oh go on, you know you want to!  lol:

Facebook is working for me BTW....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2010, 06:09:25 PM
Nah ~ got nothing to say that would not provoke somebody.

Met one deadline last evening.

Got another looming so I'd be better getting on with that. Just looked in here for a bit of light relief but there wasn't any.

Pissing down here btw ~ wrong thread I know but I thought I'd mention it.

Ah well ~ back to the salt mines.

See Ya!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 08:14:53 AM
Are we all having well deserved lie -ins then ?
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2010, 08:43:32 AM
I'm here!  cloud9:

I had some computer problems...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2010, 08:44:28 AM
He gubbed it  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2010, 08:45:21 AM
He gubbed it  noooo:

I ? gubbed it - the cat is responsible for the other ?...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 08:46:30 AM
Blame the Bar Cat eh  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2010, 08:48:44 AM
What did the cat do?  rubschin:
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Post by: GROWLER on February 05, 2010, 09:02:31 AM
What did the cat do?  rubschin:

It drew breath. sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2010, 09:04:24 AM
What did the cat do?  rubschin:

The bastard thing knocked one of my backup hard drives on the floor yesterday and smashed it...  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2010, 09:05:16 AM
Had you upset it in some way?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2010, 09:07:12 AM
I'm sort of here. surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2010, 09:09:02 AM
Had you upset it in some way?

Do you mean before... or after!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2010, 09:13:01 AM
What did the cat do?  rubschin:

The bastard thing knocked one of my backup hard drives on the floor yesterday and smashed it...  cussing:

You mean you hadn't stored it away properly  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 05, 2010, 09:22:33 AM
Had you upset it in some way?

Do you mean before... or after!  eveilgrin:

Do you now own the famous Cypriot flying cat?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 05, 2010, 09:38:10 AM
Busy-ish
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2010, 09:39:11 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_to_put_the_spark_back_into (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/how_to_put_the_spark_back_into)
 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 04:14:37 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 06, 2010, 04:51:09 PM
 sad32:  Well thought I would pop in as I have finished the ironing and I find no one here!  Ah well a Vodka Martini and I'll drink on my own.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 04:51:35 PM
I'll drink to that [hic]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 06, 2010, 04:52:31 PM
sad32:  Well thought I would pop in as I have finished the ironing and I find no one here!  Ah well a Vodka Martini and I'll drink on my own.

No need I'll join you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 04:53:16 PM
I'll open a bottle or three of Pinot then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 06, 2010, 04:56:03 PM
Hello, brightening up nicely then.  Sounds like a plan.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 04:57:14 PM
One bottle of Pinot, one vodka Martini and something for me...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 06, 2010, 05:11:15 PM
http://www.felinfoel-brewery.com/    smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 05:13:18 PM
http://www.felinfoel-brewery.com/    smile:

Welsh beer....?  rubschin:

You're not a taffy are you...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2010, 05:14:19 PM
I've been busy on works stuff. A pint of your finest please Barman, anybody for a top-up while it's quiet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 06, 2010, 05:16:47 PM
I think I'll ease in with a large Merlot BM  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 06, 2010, 05:19:56 PM
http://www.felinfoel-brewery.com/    smile:

Welsh beer....?  rubschin:

You're not a taffy are you...?  Shrugs:

Mixed race I think you could say,  and thank you JOM I am ready for another.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 05:20:27 PM
Oh christ - they're all here now...  ::)

You just have to chink a glass....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2010, 05:22:18 PM
I've been busy on works stuff. A pint of your finest please Barman, anybody for a top-up while it's quiet?

Hurry up Barman, they're all coming in from the footy, it'll cost me a small fortune. Put it on the slate
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: toffee on February 06, 2010, 05:26:12 PM
I would like a drink but it may be too late -- after todays result (lack of performance) -- I may just  Banghead
B.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on February 06, 2010, 05:36:57 PM
I would like a drink but it may be too late -- after todays result (lack of performance) -- I may just  Banghead
B.

Which result?  rubschin:

Please don't tell me you're a 'bitter' too, please! eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2010, 09:05:52 PM
Welcome Tipsy Gipsy  cloud9:

Can I have a large one  please - hope I haven't missed the round  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 09:08:20 PM
Ah..what the heck - drinks on the house....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2010, 09:09:35 PM
 eeek:

Growler was right - it is the end of the world  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 09:10:42 PM
eeek:

Growler was right - it is the end of the world  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Drink it while you can then...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 06, 2010, 09:12:31 PM
Bloody hell, that was good timing, cheers  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 09:13:22 PM
Arse.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2010, 09:16:24 PM
Chink, chink,chink ,chink  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2010, 09:16:45 PM
Arse.  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 06, 2010, 10:01:19 PM
One bottle of Pinot, one vodka Martini and something for me...?  rubschin:

Only one?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 06, 2010, 10:05:58 PM
I think he's gone to bed Miss C ...shall we help ourselves  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 06, 2010, 11:30:54 PM
Bloody hell, that was good timing, cheers  happy088
Welcome Tipsy Gipsy  cloud9:

Can I have a large one  please - hope I haven't missed the round  sad24:

Hang on you lot, counting my change, Ive been to someone else's house and had 8 tenths  of bottle cote de rhone,  not sure whose round it is, thought today was on the house... oh what the..  here have my purse.  Nice to meet you!
Hope to see you again when the world becomes clearer.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2010, 12:05:55 PM
SILFH arrives today - in fact her broomstick touches down in two hours...  noooo:

For some reason this has necessitated spring cleaning and garden tidying...  ::)

BM: FFS it is your sister coming, not the pope!  cussing:
LL:  angry041:

BM: I'll hoover and mop shall I dear...?  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2010, 12:08:15 PM
Staying for a long time is she?  whistle:




















 point:








Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2010, 12:09:01 PM
Staying for a long iome is she?  whistle:




















 point:










Less than a week...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2010, 12:10:43 PM
6 days then  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2010, 12:17:32 PM
BM will be outnumbered ...expect lots of harassed messages  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2010, 12:23:59 PM
6 days then  point:

Arrives today - broom departs on Friday...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 10:21:56 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 10:25:06 AM
I'm here like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 10:27:24 AM
That explains it
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 10:29:51 AM
That explains it

Oh...  redface:

Shall I log-off like...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 10:36:05 AM
No you can just play quietly while the grown ups talk
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 10:45:07 AM
No you can just play quietly while the grown ups talk

okay then...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 10:46:12 AM
Have you got your lego?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2010, 10:47:12 AM
I am in Zummerset
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 10:47:52 AM
And how is Zummerzet...?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2010, 10:49:32 AM
No one can understand one another  noooo:

But they can all count to 12 on the fingers of 2 hands
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2010, 10:50:06 AM
No one can understand one another  noooo:

On here or in Zummerzet...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 13, 2010, 09:31:26 PM
I just came in here to celebrate Wales and France and noone here to serve?  Is the bar closed? sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 13, 2010, 09:37:24 PM
Help yourself mate...put the money in the honesty box, like we all do
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 07:13:43 AM
I notice that the honesty box is empty again this morning...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2010, 07:21:12 AM
There were some big boys hanging around outside when I left
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 07:34:28 AM
There were some big boys hanging around outside when I left

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 14, 2010, 09:11:58 AM
Oh forgot, had half bottle of cabernet syrah, sorry.
 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 09:14:16 AM
Oh forgot, had half bottle of cabernet syrah, sorry.
 scared2:

Half...?  happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 14, 2010, 09:31:08 AM
Im an optimist, it is a generous half I confess. whistle:  Anyhow, foreign climes give better measures than those uk contrained don't they? ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2010, 09:34:12 AM
That's gonna cost


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2Fvj6N9.jpg&hash=1af28eb150b390e2cd822321b5d1e3df7e8b2b50) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Tsvj6N9)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 14, 2010, 09:36:53 AM
???!!!!??? I knew I should have kept my specs on before I opened it, but they were steamed up. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2010, 04:46:56 PM
 Sinister: All on my own in here ~ what can I get up to  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 05:12:05 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2010, 05:13:21 PM
Does BM do hot chocolate, , just back from the rugby, twas only 4 degrees, I can't feel my feet  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2010, 05:14:06 PM
Does BM do hot chocolate, , just back from the rugby, twas only 4 degrees, I can't feel my feet  cry:

No, BM does not do hot chocolate...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2010, 05:14:34 PM
I watched the game in Rome from the best seat in my house   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2010, 05:16:15 PM
Does BM do hot chocolate, , just back from the rugby, twas only 4 degrees, I can't feel my feet  cry:

Don't worry, we can smell they are still there  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 14, 2010, 10:58:14 PM
 tunble:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsCeUUSsAKs
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 05:42:23 AM
Where are you now then, eh? EH?  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 15, 2010, 05:54:01 AM
Well Im here now but can only have coffee because Ive got to go to work. ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 15, 2010, 06:28:14 AM
I'll have one while the pot's warm BM and before it tastes burnt (the burnt taste of course comes as standard at motorway services even when it's fresh)  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 07:42:05 AM
I like burnt tea and tea from a flask for some reason....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2010, 08:05:49 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 08:06:51 AM
I have to go shopping. Foreign money and suchlike  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2010, 08:07:46 AM
Haven't you got enough Scottish currency  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 08:09:43 AM
I make sure I dispose of that stoopid money North of the Border  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 08:11:22 AM
He'll come back with a big bag of Pesos...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 08:17:21 AM
My sister once went to buy some Euros for a trip to Ireland. The girly in the bank said, Oh, we only have French or SPanish ones"  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 08:19:49 AM
They'll all be worthless soon...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 15, 2010, 08:23:40 AM
You have got a passport haven't you ? scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 08:31:11 AM
You have got a passport haven't you ? scared2:

Oh yes, and an ID card I can travel on....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2010, 08:35:50 AM
Yes I have got a passport  ::)

And I have done tht pre-registering thingy so that the Lanzarote authorities know I am on my way, like.

I wonder why they want to know that  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2010, 08:41:34 AM
Yes I have got a passport  ::)

And I have done tht pre-registering thingy so that the Lanzarote authorities know I am on my way, like.

I wonder why they want to know that  rubschin:

To get the men in white coats ready...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2010, 09:26:16 AM
Yes I have got a passport  ::)

And I have done tht pre-registering thingy so that the Lanzarote authorities know I am on my way, like.

I wonder why they want to know that  rubschin:

To get the men in white coats ready...?

Meester Neek, pleeze to come with me. . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 07:52:01 AM
 tunble:  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on February 16, 2010, 09:45:05 AM
Yes I have got a passport  ::)

And I have done tht pre-registering thingy so that the Lanzarote authorities know I am on my way, like.

I wonder why they want to know that  rubschin:

To get the men in white coats ready...?

Meester Neek, pleeze to come with me. . . .

Japanese then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
I have a power cut from 6am UK time tomorrer like...

I hope you reprobates won't take advantage of the honesty box while I am away...

I shall take the Talisker to bed with me... just in case like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 16, 2010, 08:50:23 PM
Like we would do that. whistle:


The honesty box is where exactly? angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 16, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
It looks like a gas meter
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2010, 08:58:49 PM
I shall take the Talisker to bed with me... just in case like...
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 16, 2010, 09:20:55 PM
Like we would do that. whistle:


The honesty box is where exactly? angel1

With audit I believe  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 06:31:58 AM
One thing worse than a scheduled power cut is the power NOT going off as scheduled....  evil:

And one of My PCs is completely fooked.... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 17, 2010, 06:51:33 AM
Things can only get better then ....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 07:13:24 AM
Things can only get better then ....  whistle:

Yes... after I have completely re-installed Windows 7...  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 17, 2010, 07:43:20 AM
Things can only get better then ....  whistle:

Yes... after I have completely re-installed Windows 7...  cussing:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2010, 08:01:36 AM
Things can only get better then ....  whistle:

Yes... after I have completely re-installed Windows 7...  cussing:

Hope you don't start doing that and then they disconnect the leccy  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 09:15:52 AM
Things can only get better then ....  whistle:

Yes... after I have completely re-installed Windows 7...  cussing:

Hope you don't start doing that and then they disconnect the leccy  scared2:

They did! cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2010, 09:17:48 AM
That was stoopid then wasn't it  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 09:22:53 AM
That was stoopid then wasn't it  whistle:

Yes...  redface:

It got to "just setting up your desktop"  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 17, 2010, 10:38:46 AM
Where is everybody?

It's very quiet today.

Hangovers?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 10:39:38 AM
I am mostly repairing my bloody PC!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 17, 2010, 10:40:43 AM
I am mostly repairing my bloody PC!  cussing:

 ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 17, 2010, 10:47:56 AM
I am mostly working.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 17, 2010, 10:50:19 AM
I am job-seeking, but have a house call to make this afternoon (not at BMs)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 17, 2010, 11:06:20 AM
I am mostly working.

ditto
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2010, 11:06:43 AM
I have been feeding sheep for a neighbour who has taken his children out at half-term .

Hungry ovine thugs have no respect for an old gentleman.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 17, 2010, 11:27:57 AM
Hungry ovine thugs have no respect for an old gentleman.  evil:

You know, I don't suppose they do.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2010, 12:05:34 PM
I am mostly in meetings  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 17, 2010, 05:58:36 PM
I was mostly in meeting too, but different ones to Miss D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 06:04:23 PM
I am still trying to fix my PC....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 17, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
I was at work but not meeting anyone. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2010, 07:57:41 PM
I was at work but not meeting anyone. noooo:

But you would say that wouldn't you...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2010, 03:38:39 PM
Where is everybody ????

I want to play  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 03:40:57 PM
It has been very quiet... Nick away, Pastis packing... where is Snoopy...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2010, 03:48:46 PM
Shall we send out the tracker dogs ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2010, 04:01:02 PM
Shall we send out the tracker dogs ?

Hopefully he isn't  Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 18, 2010, 05:04:17 PM
It has been very quiet... Nick away, Pastis packing... where is Snoopy...?  rubschin:

Packing? I haven't bleedin' started yet  ::)  Werk  Banghead

All done now though  cloud9:      I'd better start packing  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on February 18, 2010, 06:39:26 PM
It has been very quiet... Nick away, Pastis packing... where is Snoopy...?  rubschin:

Packing? I haven't bleedin' started yet  ::)  Werk  Banghead

All done now though  cloud9:      I'd better start packing  scared2:

You're obviously not a wumman then ey?  ;)

Passport, tickets, toothbrush, couple of pairs of gruns and a t shirt, all stuffed in an 'The Asda bag' and us blokes are fully packed.
Nice and simple and lafin!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 18, 2010, 06:54:38 PM
I have been out all day, a funeral.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 18, 2010, 10:21:19 PM
I was at work but not meeting anyone. noooo:

But you would say that wouldn't you...?  eyes:

Wot?   redface: whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 06:33:26 AM
I was at work but not meeting anyone. noooo:

But you would say that wouldn't you...?  eyes:

Wot?   redface: whistle:

that you- Oh never mind....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2010, 06:43:11 AM
Does that pale you wear have a kite mark?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 07:08:00 AM
Does that pale you wear have a kite mark?  ;D

Yes, one landed on my head on Monday....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2010, 10:36:10 AM
Does that pale you wear have a kite mark?  ;D

Yes, one landed on my head on Monday....  noooo:

But no sunburn on the pail skin of your scalp though.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 10:44:26 AM
Does that pale you wear have a kite mark?  ;D

Yes, one landed on my head on Monday....  noooo:

But no sunburn on the pail skin of your scalp though.  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2010, 08:31:38 PM
pail - 3 dictionary results
Buckets & Pails with Lids
1L - 30L Food & Chemical Approved Small quantities available
www.waterbuttsnbottles.co.uk

Apologies... it was early and I had a train to catch. surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2010, 08:35:32 PM
pail - 3 dictionary results
Buckets & Pails with Lids
1L - 30L Food & Chemical Approved Small quantities available
www.waterbuttsnbottles.co.uk

Apologies... it was early and I had a train to catch. surrender:

Forgiven...  lol:

It pails into insignificance compared to some other faux pas on here....  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2010, 08:42:56 PM
Thank you, very kind. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2010, 09:17:36 PM
Thank you, very kind. angel1

Pedantry is a speciality of the house.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2010, 09:27:37 PM
I refuse to spend Friday evening looking at dictionarys but suppose it should be dictionaries.  You look it up. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2010, 06:57:30 AM
Use a browser with a built-in spell chekcer - lik wot eye du...  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2010, 08:38:58 PM
I'm here all on my lonsome...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 20, 2010, 08:49:40 PM
I'm here all on my lonsome...  sad24:


Violins:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2010, 08:50:33 PM
I'm here all on my lonsome...  sad24:


Violins:

Fuck off with that screeatching!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 20, 2010, 09:01:11 PM
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdy_dArmMQs
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2010, 09:02:35 PM
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdy_dArmMQs

I like that...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2010, 04:05:16 AM
I guess everyones fast asleep  rubschin:

I'll have another beer then  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 07:24:58 AM
I guess everyones fast asleep  rubschin:

I'll have another beer then  razz:

Good on yer cobber!  razz:





Is that right...?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2010, 07:32:45 AM
 Shrugs:

I'm trying to avoid saying things like "No worries" all the time  lol:

I haven't actually heard anyone say Fair dinkum yet  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2010, 07:34:16 AM
Shrugs:

I'm trying to avoid saying things like "No worries" all the time  lol:

I haven't actually heard anyone say Fair dinkum yet  ;D
You just did...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2010, 08:47:53 AM
Shrugs:

I'm trying to avoid saying things like "No worries" all the time  lol:

I haven't actually heard anyone say Fair dinkum yet  ;D

Strewth!

Have fun my lad, some of these colonials can be quite entertaining in their own uncultured way.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 24, 2010, 04:52:33 PM
Not empty but it's very quiet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2010, 04:57:14 PM
I've been cookin' like...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 24, 2010, 05:37:29 PM
Working and just about to sign off and go home.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2010, 07:50:34 PM
Have been watching UP... in the minema like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 24, 2010, 09:22:15 PM
Not been feeling well so haven't had a drink since Sunday.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 24, 2010, 09:35:28 PM
Oh dear  happy100

Is the lack of drink the problem  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 24, 2010, 09:36:51 PM
No have plenty of drink, just didn't feel like drinking it. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2010, 08:02:25 AM
No have plenty of drink, just didn't feel like drinking it. noooo:

I have that problem...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 25, 2010, 09:17:32 AM
 char048
No have plenty of drink, just didn't feel like drinking it. noooo:

I have that problem...  whistle:
char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2010, 12:02:18 PM
char048
No have plenty of drink, just didn't feel like drinking it. noooo:

I have that problem...  whistle:
char048


 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 25, 2010, 11:06:34 PM
Hello folks,  better now, just had glass of red but was a bit sharp I thought.  How would someone like to pour me a tall Vodka Martini?   ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2010, 05:49:10 AM
Hello folks,  better now, just had glass of red but was a bit sharp I thought.  How would someone like to pour me a tall Vodka Martini?   ;D

How tall...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 26, 2010, 11:57:17 PM
Don't be difficult, just pour!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2010, 12:46:06 AM
Hello folks,  better now, just had glass of red but was a bit sharp I thought.  How would someone like to pour me a tall Vodka Martini?   ;D

Glad to hear you are feeling better TG don't like to think of you letting the side down. eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 27, 2010, 12:49:41 AM
Thanks.  Meal out with the girls tonight so finished the week alot better than I started.   smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 27, 2010, 08:07:23 PM
 tunble:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2Ftemplates%2Fimages%2Fsmiley%2Faloof-and-bored%2F7.gif&hash=1e5ddf330920bbd15788486b1e5f21538ea71d85) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 27, 2010, 08:50:02 PM
Have you not got anyone to play with Pirate  ? lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2010, 09:05:07 PM
I am back!  razz:

Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2010, 02:47:49 PM
I was out again.  Had vodka head this morning but better now.  bond:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2010, 04:52:41 PM
I have just got back from a trip with Mrs NIck and The Boy. I cannot believe she suggested a visit to the Mil
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 28, 2010, 05:15:27 PM
I have been  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-merv%2Fcarwash.gif&hash=1d9f2ece504ca872170ebd23f3866aa262c4ee77) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2010, 05:25:14 PM
An hour kick boxing with the PT and then out for something to eat also with the PT  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 28, 2010, 05:35:54 PM
  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love047.gif&hash=dbf999e1884443509ccd13600de5a17ab9d777c7) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2010, 05:41:03 PM
Oh no.....felt good to work off some aggression though  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2010, 05:41:28 PM
An hour kick boxing with the PT and then out for something to eat also with the PT  lol:
Is this the same PT who stalked you?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2010, 05:42:37 PM
How many PT's can a girl have in her life at one time  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2010, 05:44:07 PM
You could be working your way through them  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2010, 05:46:10 PM
What wearing them out you mean  lol:

I don't think so  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 28, 2010, 05:49:46 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2010, 12:49:07 PM
Right! I have just come back from doing a bit of shopping.

I finally managed to get the passport pics I wanted from a machine at the PO. Fecking machine talked to me for ages and then, when I had my pics in my mitt, it said "Have a nice day. See you soon."  eeek:

It's an fooking robot and it won't see me for at least ten years, if ever. Stupid robot cussing:

Then I noticed a new shop preparing to open. It's one of those "We buy gold for best prices" places and won't last three months. There was a notice int he window describing what they would buy:

Rings
Jewellery
Watch

the usual stuff

At the bottom of the list it said "Tooth fillings" eeek:

How hard up would you have to be to sell yer own fillings FFS?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2010, 12:51:25 PM
Hope you didn't smile in your passpaort phot ....you may be revisiting the machine a lot quicker than you anticipated
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2010, 12:58:15 PM
I followed the lengthy instructions  cussing: Pics make me look like a serial killer  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 01, 2010, 12:59:18 PM
At the bottom of the list it said "Tooth fillings" eeek:

How hard up would you have to be to sell yer own fillings FFS?

Who said they have to be your own?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2010, 01:03:22 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2010, 01:04:49 PM
Hope you didn't smile in your passpaort phot ....you may be revisiting the machine a lot quicker than you anticipated

Of course he didn't smile...  ::)

He wouldn't want to reveal all the missing fillings!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2010, 12:16:15 PM
Quiet today ...everybody must be out having fun  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 02, 2010, 12:17:04 PM
If only.  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2010, 12:17:22 PM
I have been doing stuff and shopping and things....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: toffee on March 02, 2010, 02:54:09 PM
I have been doing stuff and shopping and things....

Right ..... and that's a full time job here!  Get down here and help me - I got double handed weeds here evil:
B.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2010, 03:00:59 PM
I have been doing stuff and shopping and things....

Right ..... and that's a full time job here!  Get down here and help me - I got double handed weeds here evil:
B.

You were in the bloody shit hole pub earlier!  ::)

We got a man in with a mahoosive tub of weed killer today....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 02, 2010, 03:07:54 PM
I have been to the gym and then went shopping.

I am now catching up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: toffee on March 02, 2010, 03:57:05 PM
I have been doing stuff and shopping and things....

Right ..... and that's a full time job here!  Get down here and help me - I got double handed weeds here evil:
B.

You were in the bloody shit hole pub earlier!  ::)

We got a man in with a mahoosive tub of weed killer today....  whistle:

I was only there because I was knacked from (thinks about choice of words rubschin:) gardening. Are you watching me or wha,like?? 
Hope your 'man with a mahoosive tub' works  lol:
B.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2010, 04:05:58 PM
Don't mind us ...we just live here  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2010, 04:08:42 PM
I have been fencing.

That is:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.penrodfence.com%2FBarbed_Wire.jpg&hash=a2fe5877acdbddd83c9829eb6dc96c717d0b5c8c)


Not

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fetc.usf.edu%2Fclipart%2F6000%2F6021%2Ffencing_6_lg.gif&hash=13d230757b0f8daf9e99a79fdefde4f0a18e0cb7)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2010, 04:18:43 PM
Having done both in my time I would have said  fence: was more fun
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2010, 06:30:13 PM
I have been doing stuff and shopping and things....

Right ..... and that's a full time job here!  Get down here and help me - I got double handed weeds here evil:
B.

You were in the bloody shit hole pub earlier!  ::)

We got a man in with a mahoosive tub of weed killer today....  whistle:

Make sure you stay well clear of him then... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2010, 07:00:05 PM
I have been doing stuff and shopping and things....

Right ..... and that's a full time job here!  Get down here and help me - I got double handed weeds here evil:
B.

You were in the bloody shit hole pub earlier!  ::)

We got a man in with a mahoosive tub of weed killer today....  whistle:

Make sure you stay well clear of him then... whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 02, 2010, 11:02:21 PM
Quiet today ...everybody must be out having fun  sad24:

Yes, was out and having fun.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2010, 10:02:12 AM
Without us  eeek:

Is that allowed ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 10:12:59 AM
Without us  eeek:

Is that allowed ? rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:10:09 AM
 sleep017 Mornin' all
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2010, 11:11:20 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:14:38 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2010, 11:26:16 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:

Surely you have to get up to get in  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:29:23 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:

Surely you have to get up to get in  8)

I nearly posted that!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:29:57 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:

Surely you have to get up to get in  8)

You also need to find a four leafed clover to be so lucky  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2010, 11:38:13 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:

Surely you have to get up to get in  8)

I nearly posted that!  lol:

BM - the also ran  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:40:35 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:

Surely you have to get up to get in  8)

I nearly posted that!  lol:

BM - the also ran  lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:44:44 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:

Surely you have to get up to get in  8)

I nearly posted that!  lol:

BM - the also ran  lol:

 evil:
OOOoooo Look! A grumpy goblin point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:47:07 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:

Surely you have to get up to get in  8)

I nearly posted that!  lol:

BM - the also ran  lol:

 evil:
OOOoooo Look! A grumpy goblin point:

Goblin? Are you back on rugby players again?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2010, 11:49:03 AM
I forgot about the bacon under the grill. All the smoke alarms are going off  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:52:35 AM
I forgot about the bacon under the grill. All the smoke alarms are going off  cussing:

Lyn did that once...  ;D

Felicity woke up the next day with soot up her nose...

The bits go everywhere - you'll be clearing up for ages....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2010, 11:54:18 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:

Surely you have to get up to get in  8)

I nearly posted that!  lol:

BM - the also ran  lol:

 evil:
OOOoooo Look! A grumpy goblin point:

Goblin? Are you back on rugby players again?  ::)

Dunno about potty mouth ~ Potty mind more like ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2010, 11:55:06 AM
Hi honey, you're late ...have you just got in  whistle:

Up ~ not in  noooo:

Surely you have to get up to get in  8)

I nearly posted that!  lol:

BM - the also ran  lol:

 evil:
OOOoooo Look! A grumpy goblin point:

Goblin? Are you back on rugby players again?  ::)

Dunno about potty mouth ~ Potty mind more like ::)

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2010, 07:11:31 PM
Without us  eeek:

Is that allowed ? rubschin:

 noooo:

  noooo: whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2010, 09:00:22 PM
Never noticed the TV up there on the wall!  You are all watching the football.  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2010, 09:27:29 PM
nah...I'm watching Scrubs, then at ten, the soft porn movie
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2010, 09:30:31 PM
I support your individual differences.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2010, 09:35:59 PM
Maybe we should watch the soft porn movie together  eyes: (god, I hope your a girl) now that Miss D has dumped me for her PT
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2010, 09:40:26 PM
It's purely platonic with the PT ...well kinda  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 03, 2010, 09:45:25 PM
I forgot about the bacon under the grill. All the smoke alarms are going off  cussing:

You can microwave bacon Nick, then you wouldn't have to worry about..................oh............  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2010, 09:47:17 PM
It's purely platonic with the PT ...well kinda  whistle:

Ooooh...Hope you've got a pre nup
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2010, 09:48:44 PM
I can watch soft porn movies.  I can do that.  We are just watching the movie aren't we?   angel1

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2010, 09:52:00 PM
I can watch soft porn movies.  I can do that.  We are just watching the movie aren't we?   angel1

Oh yes, my word as a gentleman  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Ooooh  OK!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2010, 09:55:05 PM
although, I am a Pirate, I sometimes cheat...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2010, 10:11:22 PM
I play by my own rules.   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2010, 04:36:29 AM
Morning all.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 04, 2010, 05:44:29 AM
Morning TMR, been enjoying the bright lights of Swindon all night?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 04, 2010, 05:55:27 AM
Hello
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 04, 2010, 06:20:50 AM
I think Barman is in the cellar, you pop the coffee machine on, I'll see if there is any milk in the fridge. I'll put some cash in the honesty box  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 04, 2010, 06:26:43 AM
Ok, thanks.  Any sugar puffs?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2010, 06:42:29 AM
Ooooh is breakfast being served ?

Can I have some fresh OJ and a gentle wake up to the day
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2010, 07:08:20 AM
Mornin' all....

So how was the hard core pornography?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2010, 09:01:32 AM
I have temporarily run out of things to rant about  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2010, 09:25:01 AM
I have temporarily run out of things to rant about  cussing:

Give it five minutes....  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2010, 09:27:39 AM
My car is going in for a service and MOT tomorrow. I predict some sort of fury.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 04, 2010, 09:32:16 AM
Morning TMR, been enjoying the bright lights of Swindon all night?

No, I'm in sunny Surrey, but couldn't sleep. Dozed for a couple of hours since though.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2010, 09:34:10 AM
My car is going in for a service and MOT tomorrow. I predict some sort of fury.

Oh yes... that'll be expensive....  scared2:

Service and MoT at the same time is always a mistake - they'll change everything....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2010, 09:53:50 AM
I know it needs two new tyres and new battery. And then I will have to recode the effing radio  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2010, 10:04:00 AM
I know it needs two new tyres and new battery. And then I will have to recode the effing radio  Banghead

Four tyres then... battery, brake pads, brake fluid.... and a new clutch.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2010, 10:10:23 AM
I seem to be having a sneezing fit. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2010, 10:15:19 AM
I know it needs two new tyres and new battery. And then I will have to recode the effing radio  Banghead

Four tyres then... battery, brake pads, brake fluid.... and a new clutch.  whistle:
Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2010, 10:15:59 AM
I seem to be having a sneezing fit. sad24:
Flush your head out!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2010, 10:16:27 AM
I seem to be having a sneezing fit. sad24:

Have you put pepper in your coffee again  happy100

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2010, 11:29:34 AM
Mornin'  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 04, 2010, 11:34:16 AM
Almost afternoon.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2010, 11:35:35 AM
It's the drugs poisons medication wot's to blame.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2010, 03:51:15 PM
 tunble:

You're not all listening at Miss D's bedroom door are you...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2010, 04:10:22 PM
I can hear screaming from here. But I think that is the Brat  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2010, 04:13:39 PM
I can hear screaming from here. But I think that is the Brat  eeek:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 04, 2010, 07:41:28 PM
You know he's prolly reading all this? Prolly got her password and everyfink  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2010, 07:43:26 PM
Don't be daft ...I don't think he can read  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 04, 2010, 07:44:39 PM
Prolly needs glasses you say
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2010, 07:51:33 PM
You know he's prolly reading all this? Prolly got her password and everyfink  noooo:

I know... we don't even know if it is Miss D posting any more....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2010, 08:01:12 PM
If I start talking nonsense then you will be able to tell it's not me  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2010, 08:07:44 PM
If I start talking nonsense then you will be able to tell it's not me  lol:

Um....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2010, 07:37:29 AM
I am off to yet another funeral  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 05, 2010, 10:20:50 AM
I fear that I may have a few more to go to this year.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2010, 04:31:46 PM
Well. My car went in at 9.00 for its service. I have heard nothing since  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2010, 04:34:15 PM
Well. My car went in at 9.00 for its service. I have heard nothing since  scared2:

Went in at nine - in the crusher by ten problee....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2010, 04:36:17 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2010, 04:36:44 PM
Well. My car went in at 9.00 for its service. I have heard nothing since  scared2:

Do they normally bring it back? My garage does, they park it in the back lane and put the keys through the letter box.

Are you sure they haven't returned whence they collected it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2010, 04:37:23 PM
Positive  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2010, 04:39:25 PM
It takes longer to service Nick's car as the mechanics all have to wear special protective clothing!  happy001

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2010, 04:54:45 PM
It hadn't been used for a while  redface: I had to clear the steering wheel of fungus  redface:

And it is still full of broken glass since that fire extinguisher blew up  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 08:42:36 AM
All fixed. Full service, 2 new tyres, new battery, radio recoded and full valet  cloud9:

?360
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2010, 08:45:08 AM
All fixed. Full service, 2 new tyres, new battery, radio recoded and full valet  cloud9:

?360

You did good!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 08:47:37 AM
I thought it would be a bit more. Impressive car. Hasn't moved since May Bank Holiday last year. Started first time with the jump leads  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 06, 2010, 09:30:52 AM
Are you going somewhere? 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 09:37:00 AM
That is the plan
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2010, 09:48:06 AM
I thought it would be a bit more. Impressive car. Hasn't moved since May Bank Holiday last year. Started first time with the jump leads  eeek:
How is your insurance now...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 09:53:26 AM
No problem,. 30 years clean licence and max. no claims. They quoted ?245 for fully comp renewal increased to ?285 when I fessed up
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2010, 10:01:13 AM
No problem,. 30 years clean licence and max. no claims. They quoted ?245 for fully comp renewal increased to ?285 when I fessed up

Excellent!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2010, 10:01:52 AM
I could live with that! You done good.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 10:03:04 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2010, 10:06:46 AM
Who was it, Sheila's Wheels?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 10:07:21 AM
Mrs Nick is with them  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2010, 10:09:20 AM
Somehow that is no surprise.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2010, 10:10:23 AM
The Ex Mrs Nick is with them  evil:

There....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 10:11:02 AM
Quite so  spider:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2010, 10:12:39 AM
No problem,. 30 years clean licence and max. no claims. They quoted ?245 for fully comp renewal increased to ?285 when I fessed up
You trying to tell us that your premium has only increased ?40 following a pissed and diving ban for 18 momths?  eeek:
Sorry, but I'm finding that bordering on something incredulously unbelievable from the twighlight zone. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 10:15:09 AM
It was 12 reduced to 9. And yes, it is the case  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
It was 12 reduced to 9. And yes, it is the case  angel1

Ok, 12 down to 9, whatever. Never heard of that being done before either, but hey bloody ho, wtf do I know ey? ::)
Waste of time all that anyway, as you've seemingly only just resumed driving, 12 months after your initial ban.

I'm going onto one of me me motoring forums to ask around what others would have thought and to have expected.
I'd have thought double your previous premium tbqh.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 10:37:42 AM
You will find you are wrong  angel1

And as for the delay, I was bizzy with other stuff in November, as we know
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 13, 2010, 03:27:22 PM
Good grief!  It's like when I was posting in the middle of the night ... no one around  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2010, 03:42:45 PM
I was walking the dog (not a euphemism) like...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 13, 2010, 04:46:41 PM
I was watching a fillum
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2010, 05:28:03 PM
I was watching a fillum

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 13, 2010, 05:48:53 PM
I'm watching the Rugby ~ it's half time.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2010, 06:51:38 PM
I was watching a fillum

Attack of the Killer Bees? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 16, 2010, 05:24:30 PM
Why is everybody so quiet today?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2010, 05:30:56 PM
Why is everybody so quiet today?

I have been on the pish like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2010, 05:31:59 PM
Actually, 120 posts by this time of day is quite chatty...

All shite mind you...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2010, 05:37:21 PM
Why is everybody so quiet today?

sorry ....not having a good afternoon
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2010, 06:16:08 PM
Why is everybody so quiet today?

sorry ....not having a good afternoon



happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2010, 06:24:16 PM
I've been working like, and once this cup of tea is finished I'll be working till about 2100hr's  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2010, 10:26:46 AM
Magazine edit week ...... also year end looms for committees on which I serve as Treasurer and/or Secretary so accounts to be done.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2010, 01:30:33 PM
Power cut this morning...

Then went shopping in Limassol...

Guy parked next to me reversed straight into the car parked behind him and zoomed off...

I took his number, explained to the distraught (laydee  eyes:) owner when she returned, police, etc.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2010, 03:43:41 AM
Taken all the painkillers I'm allowed but still to uncomfortable to sleep.  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2010, 06:07:33 AM
Never mind Uncle, early to bed, early to rise, etc.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2010, 01:20:39 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2010, 01:25:16 PM
Easter Holidays innit  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 01, 2010, 01:50:52 PM
Typical bloody production crisis occurs Thursday afternoon before Easter  Banghead Banghead

Hols? Wot hols?  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2010, 02:05:56 PM
Poor Pastis...  happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 01, 2010, 02:16:58 PM
Situation salvaged, but it'll involve putting in a few hours tomorrow. Well, what can you do?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2010, 02:18:07 PM
Situation salvaged, but it'll involve putting in a few hours tomorrow. Well, what can you do?  Shrugs:

Think of the ????????????????????s eh?  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2010, 02:18:29 PM

Good Friday working eh?  

Well as my old Mum always used to say "Better the day ~ Better the deed"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 01, 2010, 02:21:46 PM
Yep. As long as it doesn't turn out to be a Long Good Friday ...  rubschin:

And yes, charging by the hour or part thereof  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2010, 02:25:24 PM
Yep. As long as it doesn't turn out to be a Long Good Friday ...  rubschin:

And yes, charging by the hour or part thereof  angel1

Lend us a fiver!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2010, 02:30:46 PM
Yep. As long as it doesn't turn out to be a Long Good Friday ...  rubschin:

And yes, charging by the hour or part thereof  angel1



Double time + a day in lieu?


Nah ~ yer self employed so you do it 'cos you have to ~ good will and all that  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 01, 2010, 02:38:44 PM
I won't have a drink thanks because I'm still at work and have to: bus, metro, train and drive home yet. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2010, 02:41:55 PM
Oh go on... just a small one like...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 01, 2010, 05:47:32 PM
I shall not be in the bar tonite, will watch this lot.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/question_time/8599815.stm
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 02, 2010, 09:40:12 AM
Everybody is very quiet today.

Hangovers?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2010, 09:43:09 AM
I'm here!  cloud9:

No hangover either....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 09:43:27 AM
Trying to fix my washing machine  noooo:

It is gubbed  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 02, 2010, 09:44:34 AM
What do you expect with Nick coming to London?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2010, 09:45:21 AM
Trying to fix my washing machine  noooo:

It is gubbed  sad24:

How gubbed...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 09:47:56 AM
Won't drain ( again)

I've checked all the gubbings and it all seems ok. Bastard thing  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2010, 09:55:46 AM
Won't drain ( again)

I've checked all the gubbings and it all seems ok. Bastard thing  evil:

Sounds gubbed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2010, 09:58:14 AM

Buy a new one ~ they are so cheap they are not worth spending money on to repair.

I buy a new one every five years or so. Works out at under ?40 a year which is cheaper than buying an "extended warranty" or going to the launderette. I have to add that with 5 in the household the damned thing is in daily use.

 rubschin: I am getting a sense of "Dormez Vous".
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 10:04:05 AM
Just put it on the never ending list of things I need to buy   sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 02, 2010, 11:41:05 AM
Been to the office  cussing:, been to the shops (chockablock)  cussing: cussing: , a few minutes on here, then an afternoon on the settee watchng rugby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 02, 2010, 12:24:18 PM
Won't drain ( again)

I've checked all the gubbings and it all seems ok. Bastard thing  evil:

 rubschin: Have you checked the filter and made sure the impeller is not blocked?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2010, 03:33:36 PM
I could pop round and tinker with it  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 02, 2010, 03:41:26 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 03:47:19 PM
I could pop round and tinker with it  angel1

Cos you are renowned for your fixing skills like  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2010, 03:48:58 PM
It'll be the filter or the pump blocked with a sock or coin or similar  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 02, 2010, 04:03:59 PM
Been to the office  cussing:, been to the shops (chockablock)  cussing: cussing: , a few minutes on here, then an afternoon on the settee watchng rugby  cloud9:

 rubschin:   The Sound of Music is on.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2010, 04:52:26 PM
It'll be the filter or the pump blocked with a sock or coin or similar  whistle:

He's right.

Washing machines are just like muck spreaders, only smaller.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2010, 04:53:50 PM
It'll be the filter or the pump blocked with a sock or coin or similar  whistle:

I've got 5 bob says it's the under-wire from someone's bra. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2010, 04:57:25 PM
A girder, eh?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
It'll be the filter or the pump blocked with a sock or coin or similar  whistle:

I've got 5 bob says it's the under-wire from someone's bra. whistle:

Or clip from suspenders.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 04:58:34 PM
It'll be the filter or the pump blocked with a sock or coin or similar  whistle:

He's right.

Washing machines are just like muck spreaders, only smaller.

Well how do you access it ....do you have to dismantle ?

Sounds tricky  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2010, 04:59:07 PM
Tricky things, they can get through the holes in the drum and make a nasty mess of the works.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 04:59:49 PM
It'll be the filter or the pump blocked with a sock or coin or similar  whistle:

I've got 5 bob says it's the under-wire from someone's bra. whistle:

Or clip from suspenders.  eyes:

Knew I shouldn't have worn them  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2010, 05:00:38 PM
It'll be the filter or the pump blocked with a sock or coin or similar  whistle:

He's right.

Washing machines are just like muck spreaders, only smaller.

Well how do you access it ....do you have to dismantle ?

Sounds tricky  rubschin:
Try the filter first. Usually little circular stylee screw off cap at the bottom of the machine at front  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 05:01:02 PM
Done that . Check
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 02, 2010, 05:01:37 PM
It'll be the filter or the pump blocked with a sock or coin or similar  whistle:

He's right.

Washing machines are just like muck spreaders, only smaller.

Well how do you access it ....do you have to dismantle ?

Sounds tricky  rubschin:

You take the filter out. See instructions for cleaning the filter ..... that'll be in the booklet that came with the machine .... if you can remember where you put that........ on second thoughts just go to John Lewis in the morning and buy a new one.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 05:02:31 PM
Sounds easier Snoops

But it won't be tomorrow

Will have to wait til I've saved up my pennies in the penny jar
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2010, 05:07:55 PM
Sounds easier Snoops

But it won't be tomorrow

Will have to wait til I've saved up my pennies in the penny jar

 sad32:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 05:10:49 PM
Off to the Thames I go then ....and that will get my sweaty kit clean will it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2010, 05:35:02 PM
http://home.howstuffworks.com/how-to-repair-a-washing-machine6.htm (http://home.howstuffworks.com/how-to-repair-a-washing-machine6.htm)

Don't try this at home  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2010, 05:39:47 PM
Thank you  Nick for your advice and support  cloud9:

I shall attempt this tomorrow and post live pictures of the washing machine surgery ....I bet none of you will want to go out now will ya  lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2010, 05:43:21 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 03, 2010, 03:45:05 AM
It says there are four guests here so where are you three hiding then?    tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2010, 06:16:55 AM
Barman, an expresso please, I've had two coffees so far, and they've not kicked in yet
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2010, 06:18:05 AM
I'll make it a double then!  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2010, 06:29:39 AM
Ooh, good, I didn't realise that it's a BOGOF weekend, I'll spread the word  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 03, 2010, 06:33:29 AM
Can I get a hot chocolate, please, just milk, no cream....hmmm and a brandy would be nice.  It is a holiday after all.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2010, 06:34:13 AM
Ooh, good, I didn't realise that it's a BOGOF weekend, I'll spread the word  whistle:
eeek:

Keep schtum and you can have another...

Order Espresso this time tho...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2010, 01:58:35 PM
 tunble:















 tunble: 

Just seeing if there was an echo  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 04, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
tunble:


Hello!











 tunble: 

Just seeing if there was an echo  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2010, 02:13:59 PM
Hello








There is an echo!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 04, 2010, 02:17:54 PM
Quiet, innit Snoops. Are they all sprawled out on sofas after too many choccies?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2010, 02:21:28 PM
Prolly!

My kids have eaten themselves sick!

Lovely day up here. Sunshine and quite warm too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 04, 2010, 02:25:09 PM
Prolly!

My kids have eaten themselves sick!

Lovely day up here. Sunshine and quite warm too.

Here too, despite a quick passing hailstone shower.  Methinks it's time for a Young's or two soon...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2010, 02:27:39 PM
Prolly!

My kids have eaten themselves sick!

Lovely day up here. Sunshine and quite warm too.

Here too, despite a quick passing hailstone shower.  Methinks it's time for a Young's or two soon...

A pint would go down very nicely but.......................
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 04, 2010, 02:29:28 PM
Prolly!

My kids have eaten themselves sick!

Lovely day up here. Sunshine and quite warm too.

Here too, despite a quick passing hailstone shower.  Methinks it's time for a Young's or two soon...

A pint would go down very nicely but.......................

I'd like to go now, but Mrs TMRBB wants to see the live band that's on at 8pm. If we go now, the chances of seeing it are slim  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2010, 02:34:03 PM
I found my car  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 04, 2010, 03:08:09 PM
Slipped down the side of the sofa?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2010, 03:25:46 PM
 ::)

Great Ormond Street
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2010, 04:14:44 PM
::)

Great Ormond Street car pound

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2010, 04:23:59 PM
::)

Great Ormond Street

Seems appropraite somehow ....near an A& E catering for the young of mind  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2010, 07:11:10 AM
 tunble:

Thought the place needed sprucing up a little  whistle:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 07:26:36 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 08, 2010, 03:54:18 AM
I can hear muttering but there is no one behind the bar. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 08, 2010, 05:38:52 AM
It'll be the voices in your head  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2010, 06:35:06 AM
**cough**  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2010, 10:09:05 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 08, 2010, 11:07:48 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 08, 2010, 11:11:33 AM
I have been in the potting shed again.

Mrs Tel wanted the use of my dibber.

She is now resting (with some bread pudding)  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2010, 12:18:04 PM
Been out to lunch....what a gloriously , glorious day  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2010, 06:11:34 PM
Everyone's sap is rising I see  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 05:46:56 AM
All quiet on the western front.

Do you think anyone will mind if we raid the crisp boxes  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 10, 2010, 05:50:08 AM
I wouldn't mind some scratchings.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 10, 2010, 05:54:24 AM
Hello we seem to achieved a quorum. lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 10, 2010, 05:56:30 AM
Dunno about that.

I really shouldn't be up this early.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2010, 05:57:39 AM
Morning all, busy in here this morning, I'l have an ESPRESSO, and a fresh orange juice, save me getting up to go to the bar again for a while. Money's in the honesty box barman  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 10, 2010, 05:58:40 AM
Dunno about that.

I really shouldn't be up this early.

early?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 10, 2010, 06:01:06 AM
The clock radio is still playing - that's early.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 06:03:13 AM
It's a very exclusive first risers club  8)

So scratchings for Tel

JOM wants his concentrated oooomph

and you Tipsy ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 06:05:14 AM
Been awake since 05:45. Too much on my mind, so thought bollox, nice day outside,get the Asda run done early before the aisles get blocked up as the meeting place for  the usual social gatherings of blue rinse Doris, hen pecked dragging along behind cus he was TOLD to Arthur, and friends. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 10, 2010, 06:06:23 AM
I shall visit the farmers market later, then it will be grub, and then lotsa grass cutting.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 10, 2010, 06:06:38 AM
It's a very exclusive first risers club  8)

So scratchings for Tel

JOM wants his concentrated oooomph

and you Tipsy ????

Almond croissant and a brandy, thanks.  cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 06:06:44 AM
Oh and a large slab of cake for the bear  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 06:11:01 AM
Oh and a large slab of cake for the bear  lol:

I like CAKE, oh yes indeedeedo.

Plankmouse let me down, so I sorted me own out.
I will buy some more today for my forthcoming picnic up me 'ill later. cloud9:
Crimbo CAKE bar problee. Most yumster, and highly recommeneded. Only ?1.89.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 10, 2010, 06:13:48 AM
I shall visit the farmers market later, then it will be grub, and then lotsa grass cutting.

I need to find a (web) site on which to sell a caravan....

and book accommodation in Majorca for July.   surrender:

Oh and organise a provisional driving license. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 10, 2010, 06:15:22 AM
Mornin' all.

WTF time of day is this called?

I have already put up a roller blind in the kitchen and am about to launch the first spring assault on back yard.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 06:16:53 AM
I shall visit the farmers market later, then it will be grub, and then lotsa grass cutting.

I need to find a (web) site on which to sell a caravan....

and book accommodation in Majorca for July.   surrender:

Oh and organise a provisional driving license. sad24:
http://www.preloved.co.uk/
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 06:18:14 AM
Mornin' all.

WTF time of day is this called?

I have already put up a roller blind in the kitchen and am about to launch the first spring assault on back yard.  noooo:

Too friggin' early to be doin' DIY-O-clock. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 10, 2010, 06:19:14 AM
I shall visit the farmers market later, then it will be grub, and then lotsa grass cutting.

I need to find a (web) site on which to sell a caravan....

and book accommodation in Majorca for July.   surrender:

Oh and organise a provisional driving license. sad24:
http://www.preloved.co.uk/

Thankyou ... will send cake.   angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 06:20:07 AM
Mornin' all.

WTF time of day is this called?

I have already put up a roller blind in the kitchen and am about to launch the first spring assault on back yard.  noooo:

Sounds like we are all up and at em on the chores front today  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2010, 06:22:51 AM
Mornin' all.

WTF time of day is this called?

I have already put up a roller blind in the kitchen and am about to launch the first spring assault on back yard.  noooo:

Building a patio?

Is Mrs TG  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
I shall visit the farmers market later, then it will be grub, and then lotsa grass cutting.

I need to find a (web) site on which to sell a caravan....

and book accommodation in Majorca for July.   surrender:

Oh and organise a provisional driving license. sad24:
http://www.preloved.co.uk/

Thankyou ... will send cake.   angel1


Bought one from that site 6 years ago.
Try Autotrader too p'raps?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 10, 2010, 06:29:21 AM
Red Red Wine (UB40) playing on the radio.

Good mood setting music.  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 10, 2010, 06:33:27 AM
Red Red Wine (UB40) playing on the radio.

Good mood setting music.  razz:

All I can hear is a budgie squawking.   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 10, 2010, 06:34:40 AM
I shall visit the farmers market later, then it will be grub, and then lotsa grass cutting.

I need to find a (web) site on which to sell a caravan....

and book accommodation in Majorca for July.   surrender:

Oh and organise a provisional driving license. sad24:
http://www.preloved.co.uk/

Thankyou ... will send cake.   angel1


Bought one from that site 6 years ago.
Try Autotrader too p'raps?
  more cake. ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2010, 06:35:49 AM
Red Red Wine (UB40) playing on the radio.

Good mood setting music.  razz:

All I can hear is a budgie squawking.   noooo:

Check the hoover, it'll be in there
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: TG on April 10, 2010, 06:37:13 AM
Mornin' all.

WTF time of day is this called?

I have already put up a roller blind in the kitchen and am about to launch the first spring assault on back yard.  noooo:

Building a patio?

Is Mrs TG  scared2:

Is in Wales somewhere.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 10, 2010, 06:40:43 AM
Red Red Wine (UB40) playing on the radio.

Good mood setting music.  razz:

All I can hear is a budgie squawking.   noooo:

I've got thier album

http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/budgieappreciation/
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 06:40:56 AM
This bloody honesty box must have a big 'ole in it!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 10, 2010, 06:42:39 AM
Who woke you up?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 06:43:37 AM
Who woke you up?

You lot making a hellofaracket!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 06:44:01 AM
This bloody honesty box must have a big 'ole in it!  evil:

As with all things fiscal right now  whistle: ....we are nothing if not conformists  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 06:44:49 AM
This bloody honesty box must have a big 'ole in it!  evil:

As with all things fiscal right now  whistle: ....we are nothing if not conformists  8)

Oh... no doubt the honesty box deficit started in America did it...?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 10, 2010, 06:49:01 AM
Red Red Wine (UB40) playing on the radio.

Good mood setting music.  razz:

All I can hear is a budgie squawking.   noooo:

I've got thier album

http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/budgieappreciation/

Welsh and twp.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 06:49:47 AM

Oh... no doubt the honesty box deficit started in America did it...?  ::)

Well we had an email from LL saying that she had deposited your retirement fund in a Mongolian bank  (apparently you had very strong links there ) .....but then they had a coup and you were being blackmailed and to restore your honourable Prince and Princess of Pissouri titles back we needed to send them the money quickly.

We thought you wouldn't mind  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 10, 2010, 06:52:19 AM
Time for the papers and a cuppa.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2010, 06:52:39 AM
This bloody honesty box must have a big 'ole in it!  evil:

As with all things fiscal right now  whistle: ....we are nothing if not conformists  8)

Oh... no doubt the honesty box deficit started in America did it...?  ::)

Will the dollar fall?


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 06:53:25 AM
Well the interest rates have certainly shot up  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 06:56:17 AM

Oh... no doubt the honesty box deficit started in America did it...?  ::)

Well we had an email from LL saying that she had deposited your retirement fund in a Mongolian bank  (apparently you had very strong links there ) .....but then they had a coup and you were being blackmailed and to restore your honourable Prince and Princess of Pissouri titles back we needed to send them the money quickly.

We thought you wouldn't mind  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 10, 2010, 07:59:59 AM
Red Red Wine (UB40) playing on the radio.

Good mood setting music.  razz:

Well, the staff family have gone to do the shopping so I'll have another one  please, as I'm here... like. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Mrs TG on April 10, 2010, 08:00:49 AM
Mornin' all.

WTF time of day is this called?

I have already put up a roller blind in the kitchen and am about to launch the first spring assault on back yard.  noooo:

Building a patio?

Is Mrs TG  scared2:

No fear i am here..in sunny wales we been sorting out last wedding arrangements, dress etc...and sent em men off to stag do...


aint my Tg good boy hey....wonder what he after... eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on April 16, 2010, 08:10:20 PM
BOO!  lol:

Loads logged on, well two or three, but no one sez owt for hours..

Wasat all about then ey, what? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2010, 08:12:01 PM
BOO!  lol:

Loads logged on, well two or three, but no one sez owt for hours..

Wasat all about then ey, what? Shrugs:
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2010, 06:50:53 AM
Do what now...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 17, 2010, 07:05:55 AM
Crumbs its busy in here today, think we should all join Barman in the pool.  Oh, we can't can we, grounded.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 17, 2010, 07:08:50 AM
Pool is prolly full of goats anyway.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2010, 07:10:11 AM
Crumbs its busy in here today, think we should all join Barman in the pool.  Oh, we can't can we, grounded.  sad24:

For a few more days at least...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2010, 07:10:50 AM
Pool is prolly full of goats anyway.

BM has his mates round?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2010, 07:11:26 AM
Pool is prolly full of goats anyway.

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 17, 2010, 07:12:03 AM
Pool is prolly full of goats anyway.

Why doesn't he keep them in the fridge? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 17, 2010, 08:06:08 AM
Free Range  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2010, 08:58:19 AM
Free Range  razz:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 23, 2010, 03:18:10 PM
Back from lunch, collected my free Youngs on way home and everybody has pissed off!

Presumably the laydees are sunning themselves and the blokes are drinking somewhere else.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2010, 03:40:40 PM
I have been werking in the garden like... and out on my motorbike...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 23, 2010, 03:54:28 PM
Oh, cutting the grass with your Husqvarna.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2010, 03:55:48 PM
Oh, cutting the grass with your Husqvarna.

Grrrrrrr....  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2010, 04:06:09 PM
On my way to the isle of white. Sunnies on, traffic not too bad and the world is all good
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 23, 2010, 04:14:42 PM
On my way to the isle of white. Sunnies on, traffic not too bad and the world is all good

Just remember, they are related to each other.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2010, 04:21:30 PM
On my way to the isle of white. Sunnies on, traffic not too bad and the world is all good

Isle of Wight....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 23, 2010, 04:22:44 PM
On my way to the isle of white. Sunnies on, traffic not too bad and the world is all good

 eeek:

pssst! Snoopy!  cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 23, 2010, 04:23:14 PM
oh....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
oh....


 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 23, 2010, 04:26:29 PM
oh....


 point:

Pipped by a minute   Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2010, 04:27:23 PM
oh....


 point:

Pipped by a minute   Shrugs:

You snooze, you lose!  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 23, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2010, 04:40:00 PM
The benefits of spellcheck  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2010, 04:43:03 PM
The benefits of spellcheck  noooo:

Tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2010, 09:34:29 AM
I long since gave up correcting people on the spelling of Isle of Wight but if you really want to know it is PARADISE ~ or at least it used to be for me. Shame I had to let the house go.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2010, 09:35:57 AM
I long since gave up correcting people on the spelling of Isle of Wight but if you really want to know it is PARADISE ~ or at least it used to be for me. Shame I had to let the house go.  sad24:

Well it WAS, until Miss D's crowd turned up last night....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 24, 2010, 09:37:57 AM
I long since gave up correcting people on the spelling of Isle of Wight but if you really want to know it is PARADISE ~ or at least it used to be for me. Shame I had to let the house go.  sad24:

Well it WAS, until Miss D's crowd turned up last night....  whistle:


Nah .... Idiots from the mainland (Known to locals as "Overners") were an accepted penalty. Fortunately the season is not that long and the rest of the year was bliss.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 24, 2010, 11:08:08 AM
Oh, cutting the grass with your Husqvarna.

Grrrrrrr....  evil:

BM moves on from grass -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8641240.stm
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2010, 11:11:01 AM
Oh, cutting the grass with your Husqvarna.

Grrrrrrr....  evil:

BM moves on from grass -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8641240.stm

 Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 24, 2010, 08:58:23 PM
Hello JOM.  Just me and you in here then, what you having?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 25, 2010, 06:12:16 AM
Hello JOM.  Just me and you in here then, what you having?

More than 40 winks it would appear. Thanks for the cocoa but it's gone cold and got a skin on it. Barman, an espresso please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2010, 06:26:33 AM
One double-Espresso coming up young man!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 25, 2010, 06:28:59 AM
 cloud9:

Ooh good, looks like it's buy one, get one free everybody  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 25, 2010, 06:42:00 AM
Could I have a vat of water please  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2010, 06:55:30 AM
Could I have a vat of water please  noooo:

With ice...? would that be too noisy...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 25, 2010, 07:10:29 AM
Possibly  rubschin:
Just a straw and no fizz please

We were all doing our own portion control - you know buy the mixer from the bar and top up with the bottle in your handbag  redface:

One woman bought 2 bottles of ' decent ' wine in hers and a bottle of bubbly - now that's a handbag  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 25, 2010, 02:16:40 PM
Been trying to write a testimonial   noooo:

Getting the right pitch / tone has not proved easy  rubschin:  In the end I've sent it off with the postscript:

Feel free to delete / amend / alter / improve / deny any or all of the above   razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2010, 03:03:05 PM
Been out in the sun like....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2010, 08:17:41 PM
Possibly  rubschin:
Just a straw and no fizz please

We were all doing our own portion control - you know buy the mixer from the bar and top up with the bottle in your handbag  redface:

One woman bought 2 bottles of ' decent ' wine in hers and a bottle of bubbly - now that's a handbag  8)

Mixer+wine/bubbly?

Whats wrong with a hip flask?

Tip the mixer in tha aspidistra if you must have a glass
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2010, 11:37:16 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2010, 11:59:55 AM
How are your Viagra experiments...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2010, 12:02:44 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2010, 12:03:50 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2010, 12:04:25 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2010, 12:04:30 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

Inflatable Ingrid?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2010, 12:04:56 PM
 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on May 19, 2010, 12:30:55 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

 happy001

 happy001

Obviously thinks we're all as easily taken in as he is.

Why would 'a friend' ask you to ask others about Viagra?
Simple really, they wouldn't. They'd ask themselves, which is exactly what you are doing, bloody tosser, or not as the case may be.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2010, 12:32:28 PM
He wanted a wider opinion.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 19, 2010, 02:20:17 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

Not a long-standing friend, obviously.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2010, 02:23:28 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

Not a long-standing friend, obviously.

 drumroll:

But then again, with friends like Droopy...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2010, 02:27:11 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

Not a long-standing friend, obviously.
He aspires to be a pillar of the community, I gather
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
Non existent. I was asking on behalf of a friend  angel1

Not a long-standing friend, obviously.
He aspires to be a pillar of the community, I gather

Unlike Droopy...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2010, 02:33:44 PM
Pot? Meet kettle.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2010, 02:36:03 PM
Pot? Meet kettle.

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2010, 02:20:51 PM
Miss D has been silent since 0846 this morning ..... never been known!

Do you suppose she is all right?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2010, 02:25:20 PM
Miss D has been silent since 0846 this morning ..... never been known!

Do you suppose she is all right?

Still being questioned about the headless motorist and the puddle-splash I expect.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2010, 02:27:12 PM
Miss D has been silent since 0846 this morning ..... never been known!

Do you suppose she is all right?

Still being questioned about the headless motorist and the puddle-splash I expect.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 02:39:44 PM
Inundated with male admirers I guess. Does the council have a policy of employing the visually impaired?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 03:55:10 PM
Miss D has been silent since 0846 this morning ..... never been known!

Do you suppose she is all right?

Nah, problee not.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2010, 04:25:45 PM
I was being serious  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 04:32:01 PM
I was being serious  scared2:

Why wouldn't she be? Just cus she hasn't posted for 8 hours?

P'raps she sorting out wedding arrangements with PT?

P'raps she's worn the keys out on her keyboard?

Who knows? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 06:01:42 PM
I have been in meetings all day and then for a drink after work tonight to sort some stuff out ..which I didn't manage to do  noooo:

Thanks for caring  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2010, 06:24:48 PM
Well that's a relief.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 06:26:28 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 06:27:36 PM
Well that's a relief.

I could disappear for a friggin' year and no twat would notice, not even 'ere at Growler lousy Towers. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2010, 06:28:06 PM
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 06:29:13 PM
Well that's a relief.

I could disappear for a friggin' year and no twat would notice, not even 'ere at Growler lousy Towers. ::)

I would  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 06:31:01 PM
Well that's a relief.

I could disappear for a friggin' year and no twat would notice, not even 'ere at Growler lousy Towers. ::)

We have often noted your absence and expressed concern as to your whereabouts and if you are ok......all that girly , touchy feely stuff that is a load of ol bollocks tho  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 06:33:15 PM
Well that's a relief.

I could disappear for a friggin' year and no twat would notice, not even 'ere at Growler lousy Towers. ::)

I would  sad32:

My VERY fat arse.  Finger:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 08, 2010, 06:37:06 PM
Well that's a relief.

I could disappear for a friggin' year and no twat would notice, not even 'ere at Growler lousy Towers. ::)

I would  sad32:

So would I (honestly)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2010, 06:44:49 PM
Well that's a relief.

I could disappear for a friggin' year and no twat would notice, not even 'ere at Growler lousy Towers. ::)

I would  sad32:

So would I (honestly)

TWICE in ONE day?
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I'm struggling here. confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 06:47:12 PM
Deal with it Growler ...we like ya  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 07:12:12 PM
Growler is an grumpy bear  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2010, 08:19:33 PM
Well that's a relief.

I could disappear for a friggin' year and no twat would notice, not even 'ere at Growler lousy Towers. ::)

I would  sad32:

So would I (honestly)

TWICE in ONE day?
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I'm struggling here. confused:


I am also fond of you.

In an entirely manly, stiff upper-lipped and wholesome sort of way of course.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 08:23:14 PM
You haven't met him  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2010, 08:32:54 PM
You haven't met him  noooo:

The list of people I have not met is very long.

I am still able to make a good judgement of character without meeting in person.

My opinion of your good self appears to be reinforced daily.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 08, 2010, 08:35:37 PM
You haven't met him  noooo:

The list of people I have not met is very long.

I am still able to make a good judgement of character without meeting in person.

My opinion of your good self appears to be reinforced daily.


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 08, 2010, 08:39:23 PM
You haven't met him  noooo:

The list of people I have not met is very long.

I am still able to make a good judgement of character without meeting in person.

My opinion of your good self appears to be reinforced daily.

And you have a Welsh fan still

http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=25713
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2010, 08:48:57 PM
You haven't met him  noooo:

The list of people I have not met is very long.

I am still able to make a good judgement of character without meeting in person.

My opinion of your good self appears to be reinforced daily.

And you have a Welsh fan still

http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=25713


I am indeed flattered.  redface:

I see the old place is mostly just as intense and angst-ridden as the day I gave up.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 08, 2010, 08:51:25 PM
You haven't met him  noooo:

The list of people I have not met is very long.

I am still able to make a good judgement of character without meeting in person.

My opinion of your good self appears to be reinforced daily.

And you have a Welsh fan still

http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=25713


I am indeed flattered.  redface:

I see the old place is mostly just as intense and angst-ridden as the day I gave up.  noooo:

Oh yes. But Kimmy's back winding up the newbies, CJ is always good value and OH pops in occasionally. Unc's there often too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2010, 09:00:19 PM
You haven't met him  noooo:

The list of people I have not met is very long.

I am still able to make a good judgement of character without meeting in person.

My opinion of your good self appears to be reinforced daily.

And you have a Welsh fan still

http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=25713


I am indeed flattered.  redface:

I see the old place is mostly just as intense and angst-ridden as the day I gave up.  noooo:

Oh yes. But Kimmy's back winding up the newbies, CJ is always good value and OH pops in occasionally. Unc's there often too.

That is probably the first time I have looked in well over a year.

My impression was that it had become over-run with younger people who think well-balanced means having the same sized chip on both shoulders.

OH, CJ, Kim and Dippy are all fine performers (and UM of course) but I prefer the less hurried pace here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 09:02:08 PM
We are all so oooooooooooooold. Except Wench of course
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2010, 09:14:04 PM
You haven't met him  noooo:

The list of people I have not met is very long.

I am still able to make a good judgement of character without meeting in person.

My opinion of your good self appears to be reinforced daily.

And you have a Welsh fan still

http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=25713


I am indeed flattered.  redface:

I see the old place is mostly just as intense and angst-ridden as the day I gave up.  noooo:

Oh yes. But Kimmy's back winding up the newbies, CJ is always good value and OH pops in occasionally. Unc's there often too.

That is probably the first time I have looked in well over a year.

My impression was that it had become over-run with younger people who think well-balanced means having the same sized chip on both shoulders.

OH, CJ, Kim and Dippy are all fine performers (and UM of course) but I prefer the less hurried pace here.


Knitters Arms, love it

Can't argue with that list DS. Narkyget was good too, liked an argument IIRC  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2010, 09:19:32 PM
We are all so oooooooooooooold. Except Wench of course
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2010, 09:36:25 PM
Pastis and I await you and your loofah  angel1

I bring Brillo
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 08, 2010, 09:38:11 PM
Narkyget was good too, liked an argument IIRC  ;)

 nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2010, 07:19:31 PM
Feel I'm talking to myself tonight. Exeryone got better things to do I suppose?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 11, 2010, 07:28:28 PM
I'v e nipped in for a few minutes Uncle. Spent the evening trying to "run-in" a new denture, drinking's OK, eating's peculiar, speech is getting better, there are now more s's where they should be, rather than f's. Having troubles with my f's and tee-haitches, so I can't say "fairer than that then"  drumroll:
Typing the words doesn't help, but I'm miming them  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2010, 07:31:48 PM
I was watching the telly like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2010, 07:46:29 PM
I've got the football on.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2010, 07:46:57 PM
Mythbusters...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2010, 07:52:51 PM
A favourite of my son.

Football's a bit dull.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2010, 08:00:28 PM
There is nothing wrong with talking to yourself IMHO do it all the time. redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 11, 2010, 09:51:42 PM
Narkyget was good too, liked an argument IIRC  ;)

 nonono:

 Realative of mine then p'raps? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 11, 2010, 10:01:24 PM
You haven't met him  noooo:

The list of people I have not met is very long.

I am still able to make a good judgement of character without meeting in person.

My opinion of your good self appears to be reinforced daily.

And you have a Welsh fan still

http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=25713


I am indeed flattered.  redface:

I see the old place is mostly just as intense and angst-ridden as the day I gave up.  noooo:

Oh yes. But Kimmy's back winding up the newbies, CJ is always good value and OH pops in occasionally. Unc's there often too.

That was probably a blessing in disguise. eeek:

Just tried to post a 15 line rant about a certain extremely objectionable (to me) someone...I'll let you guess who sick2:, no, not you UM  ;) but the computer crashed before my post loaded up in here, probably fortunately tbh.
I wonder why? ::)

I always liked Kim's rants btw, and OH used to amaze me with some of his fantastic posts. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2010, 07:52:21 AM
You haven't met him  noooo:

The list of people I have not met is very long.

I am still able to make a good judgement of character without meeting in person.

My opinion of your good self appears to be reinforced daily.

And you have a Welsh fan still

http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=25713


I am indeed flattered.  redface:

I see the old place is mostly just as intense and angst-ridden as the day I gave up.  noooo:

Oh yes. But Kimmy's back winding up the newbies, CJ is always good value and OH pops in occasionally. Unc's there often too.


But did she ever really leave? So many different disguises one can never be certain.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 13, 2010, 10:19:40 PM
You are all very quiet.  Is it allowed that you can fall asleep in here?  Hope the fire alarm doesn't go off.  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2010, 06:47:07 AM
Quiet again this morning

 rubschin:  perhaps they have all gone to see that new barmaid at the Dog & Duck
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2010, 06:48:39 AM
Quiet again this morning

 rubschin:  perhaps they have all gone to see that new barmaid at the Dog & Duck

It isn't Wenchy is it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2010, 06:54:28 AM
Sexy, slender, witty and very bright ....... so I'm told. Does that sound like Wenchy to you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2010, 06:59:52 AM
Sexy, slender, witty and very bright ....... so I'm told. Does that sound like Wenchy to you?

Oh yes...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2010, 07:08:07 AM
Well there you have it ~ continued absence is explained  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2010, 08:13:08 AM
Excuse me, could someone tell me which planet this is?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2010, 08:23:20 AM
Ask Matron ~ she knows everything ..... even what day it is.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 28, 2010, 03:40:40 AM
Good Morning Barman. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2010, 04:22:02 AM
Good morning to you Tipsy!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2010, 09:22:00 PM
All the fossils gone to bed, Miss D?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 09:25:28 PM
Yeah ...they've have their iced Horlicks and are dribbling away happily now.

What do ya fancy to drink...think BM has left the bar open  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2010, 09:26:47 PM
Yeah ...they've have their iced Horlicks and are dribbling away happily now.

What do ya fancy to drink...think BM has left the bar open  whistle:

A large Black Bush will suffice. And yourself?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 09:28:09 PM
I'll have a large Voddy, lemon and lime ...what about you Tipsy ....what is your tipple of choice ??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2010, 09:30:10 PM
I'm watching Gremlins and for some reason our young hound is transfixed to it.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2010, 09:33:44 PM
I was given one of these way back when

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNEUg_KK-is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNEUg_KK-is)

Most annoying feckin thing I have ever had. My Gordon the Gopher hand puppet was well put out  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 03, 2010, 09:42:24 PM
You have suffered much Miss D.

Still, at least your not a ginger like Nick.

The scrofulous hound has now decided to fall fast asleep on her back, legs akimbo and snoring.

Bit like Mrs TMRBB   noooo:
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 03, 2010, 10:16:41 PM
I'll have a large Voddy, lemon and lime ...what about you Tipsy ....what is your tipple of choice ??

Tonight, Cabernet Sauvignan at 4.99 suposedly half price...... but has screw top... I ask you, would you really pay £10 for wine with  a screw top?  But at other times am very partial to a vodka and sweet martini in a long glass with tonic but they go down far too quickly.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 03, 2010, 10:21:19 PM
Yeah ...they've have their iced Horlicks and are dribbling away happily now.

What do ya fancy to drink...think BM has left the bar open  whistle:

I was amongst them this evening in Eastbourne, strange place, by the seaside, a hot sunny beautiful Saturday (+26), and everything closed at either 1600 or 1700hr's... at the end of the season they'll be complaining that takings are down this year  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2010, 08:17:29 AM
You  clearly don't know the right parts of Eastbourne.  ::)



HINT:
Follow the signs to Brighton.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2010, 09:18:42 AM
Brighton was a regular haunt till about three years ago, a great place for people watching while enjoying an italian (down Nick). You can smell Brighton's fish and chips from Eastbourne
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2010, 09:25:12 AM
Still, at least your not a ginger like Nick.

What happensif you feed Nick after Midnight?  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 05, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
Yeah ...they've have their iced Horlicks and are dribbling away happily now.

What do ya fancy to drink...think BM has left the bar open  whistle:

A large Black Bush will suffice. And yourself?


 eeek: eeek: eeek:  She asked you what you wanted to drink not what you were fantasizing about.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2010, 06:23:15 PM
Yeah ...they've have their iced Horlicks and are dribbling away happily now.

What do ya fancy to drink...think BM has left the bar open  whistle:

A large Black Bush will suffice. And yourself?


 eeek: eeek: eeek:  She asked you what you wanted to drink not what you were fantasizing about.


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 05, 2010, 08:24:47 PM
Pervs  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2010, 12:26:49 AM
Can't sleep...  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2010, 12:28:35 AM
never sleep , thats why no posts b4 12
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2010, 12:29:49 AM
Can't sleep...  Shrugs:

missing someone ....?????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2010, 12:30:22 AM
never sleep , thats why no posts b4 12

 lol: lol: lol:

How was your evening out...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 14, 2010, 12:46:35 AM
Fresh octopus (no more predicitions) , squid, bass and bream with all the trimmings , complete with camera men ,   
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2010, 12:48:48 AM
Fresh octopus (no more predicitions) , squid, bass and bream with all the trimmings , complete with camera men ,   

Did the octopus steal the camera by any chance...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2010, 02:55:41 AM
I was given one of these way back when

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNEUg_KK-is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNEUg_KK-is)

Most annoying feckin thing I have ever had. My Gordon the Gopher hand puppet was well put out  lol:

Oh yes, we can see just how much you hate it Miss D  lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfamsxr9unk&feature=related
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2010, 10:36:17 AM
 tunble:

Was it something I said...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2010, 10:52:39 AM
tunble:

Was it something I said...?  rubschin:

Very likely
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2010, 10:53:10 AM
Prolly noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 11:40:09 AM
tunble:

Was it something I said...?  rubschin:

Did you  say something then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2010, 11:45:09 AM
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 11:52:34 AM
If a man speaks in the forest and there are no wimmin to hear him ~ is he still wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2010, 12:05:06 PM
Yes  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2010, 01:14:04 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2010, 03:26:30 PM
If a man speaks in the forest and there are no wimmin to hear him ~ is he still wrong?

Yep ...and lost  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2010, 03:45:59 PM
If a man speaks in the forest and there are no wimmin to hear him ~ is he still wrong?

Yep ...and lost  whistle:

 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 04:23:05 PM
If a man speaks in the forest and there are no wimmin to hear him ~ is he still wrong?

Yep ...and lost  whistle:

 happy001

I never get lost  evil:

I always know where I am ...... sometimes I may not know where I am going but that doesn't mean I am lost. cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2010, 02:37:01 PM
I always know where I am ...... sometimes I may not know where I am going but that doesn't mean I am lost. cussing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wgrM-R6yfY

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 07:07:33 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 04, 2010, 07:25:47 AM
Oh we're all here all right, we just don't want to play with you so we are hiding where you can't find us and having loads of fun. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 07:27:29 AM
Oh we're all here all right, we just don't want to play with you so we are hiding where you can't find us and having loads of fun. eveilgrin:

Oh... okay then....  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 04, 2010, 07:46:46 AM
I was in the cellar reconnecting the water pipes back on to the barrels so Barman wouldn't noti....oh bollocks
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 07:47:16 AM
I was in the cellar reconnecting the water pipes back on to the barrels so Barman wouldn't noti....oh bollocks

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 04, 2010, 12:43:22 PM
I've been to the hospital for a checkover. All's well. I did a Bruce exercise test ~ 8mins 31secs. I was hoping for longer seeing as I manged just under 6 mins before the op. Still the doctor seemed happy enough.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2010, 12:45:29 PM
I've been to the hospital for a checkover. All's well. I did a Bruce exercise test ~ 8mins 31secs. I was hoping for longer seeing as I manged just under 6 mins before the op. Still the doctor seemed happy enough.

Well done Uncle!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2010, 12:54:59 PM
A Bruce test? Is that the "Brace yerself SHeila" one?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2010, 03:25:56 PM
I can manage 25 seconds  sad24:

That's what I managed the last time they tried it. The doctor called a halt to it against the technician's wishes. "I've seen enough" was what the cardiologist said as he peered at the BP etc.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 04, 2010, 03:31:04 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2010, 03:39:06 PM
I would have managed a bit longer on the flat, at a slower speed, but the techy in charge was in a strop because the Cardiologist had come in with me ~ she was used to working alone ~ so she started me on a slope. Buggered me completely
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 04, 2010, 03:54:12 PM
Surely the test always starts with a grade (10%) then gets steeper (and faster) every 3mins.  rubschin:

At the Heart Hospital there has to be two people present (apart from the test subject of course) just in case like.


 whacky068 = Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 04, 2010, 05:21:16 PM
Usually I have been accompanied by a nurse and a technician. This time I was an inpatient and wheeled down by a porter with a "sparkling" line in conversation, a Cardiology Rehab Nurse and the Cardio Consultant. They hooked me up to all sorts of stuff including an ECG (Cue another person in the room to operate that). By now I was not happy and the Technician/Physio due to operate the treadmill was well pissed off.
I have previously always started on the flat and they normally warned me when they were going to increase speed or incline. On this occasion she did neither but started me walking on an incline of whatever (I have no idea what) She got further annoyed when the cardiolgist asked the nurse to take BP before the start whilst he personally attached the 12 ECG leads. The Techy person was huffing in the background. When the Doc finally said she could start the machine went off, I started jogging to keep up and the Doc said "That's enough" Techy said "But we've only just started" and the Doc said "I've seen all I need, turn it off". She turned it off with a loud sigh. Doc removed all leads etc and helped me into a wheelchair. Told the rehab Nurse and Porter to take me back to the ward, told the other nurse to check my BP once I was back on the bed and that he would be up in a couple of minutes. As they wheeled me out he turned to the Techy and the last I heard was launching into a "Don't you EVER contradict me in front of a patient ..............................."
When he got to the ward he told me that he wanted to do an immediate angioplasty and if it was OK by me he'd do it that same evening.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 04, 2010, 07:03:50 PM
I had to start work early, 7.30 a.m. like and been busy enjoying stuff all day. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2010, 07:22:46 PM
Enjoying wot stuff? Are you a professional collapso taster or summat?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 04:09:02 AM
Enjoying wot stuff? Are you a professional collapso taster or summat?

 ::) She works in a tobacconist you fule - she miss-spelt snuff....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 05, 2010, 05:29:05 AM
Enjoying wot stuff? Are you a professional collapso taster or summat?

 ::) She works in a tobacconist you fule - she miss-spelt snuff....  noooo:

Ooh a tobacconist, can you give us "mates rates" for two pairs of skis and a sledge  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 05:32:03 AM
Enjoying wot stuff? Are you a professional collapso taster or summat?

 ::) She works in a tobacconist you fule - she miss-spelt snuff....  noooo:

Ooh a tobacconist, can you give us "mates rates" for two pairs of skis and a sledge  redface:

 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 05, 2010, 07:36:00 AM
Enjoying wot stuff? Are you a professional collapso taster or summat?

 ::) She works in a tobacconist you fule - she miss-spelt snuff....  noooo:

Ooh a tobacconist, can you give us "mates rates" for two pairs of skis and a sledge  redface:

 happy001


 happy001 happy001  Oh dear tea all over the keyboard.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 10:04:07 AM
BOO!

You all ded or summat? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 10:11:44 AM
I was out in Limassol... getting me POR 15 like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 10:13:51 AM
I'm bizzy  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 10:15:02 AM
I'm bizzy clicking that washing machine thing over and over againangel1

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 10:17:25 AM
I was out in Limassol... getting me POR 15 like....  cloud9:

Who? confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 10:21:36 AM
I was out in Limassol... getting me POR 15 like....  cloud9:

Who? confused:

POR-15 (http://www.por15.com/International.asp)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 10:23:43 AM
I was out in Limassol... getting me POR 15 like....  cloud9:

Who? confused:

POR-15 (http://www.por15.com/International.asp)

Oh. Even I'd never 'eard of it, so this lot 'ave got absolutely no chance.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 10:26:34 AM
I was out in Limassol... getting me POR 15 like....  cloud9:

Who? confused:

POR-15 (http://www.por15.com/International.asp)

Oh. Even I'd never 'eard of it, so this lot 'ave got absolutely no chance.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2010, 10:27:23 AM
Isn't it some sort of rust remover/preventative? Like Hammerite type of stuff? angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 10:28:35 AM
Isn't it some sort of rust remover/preventative? Like Hammerite type of stuff? angel1

Top marks to the dog...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2010, 11:13:19 AM
I've been werking like   noooo:

Moving the fans around so the dispersal of shit is evenly spread  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 05, 2010, 11:25:33 AM
I've been werking like   noooo:

Moving the fans around so the dispersal of shit is evenly spread  noooo: noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 01:19:34 PM
Isn't it some sort of rust remover/preventative? Like Hammerite type of stuff? angel1

Top marks to the dog...  ;)

He read the link first you great dopy donkey! ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 05, 2010, 02:42:23 PM
I have been shopping.

I feel crap again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 05, 2010, 02:51:26 PM
Now everybodys buggered off!

Oh well, a livener is required.

Brandy and champers for starters, no one will know.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 05, 2010, 03:01:51 PM
I'm here.

Been round at a neighbours watching a demonstration of a Combine with sat-nav that steers itself round the field without intelligent input.

No big change in my opinion.  ::)

I asked the saleman if they were insured for it knocking down fences, nervous laugh was the reply.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 05, 2010, 03:19:48 PM
I'm here ~ been busy like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 04:46:21 PM
I'm here.

Been round at a neighbours watching a demonstration of a Combine with sat-nav that steers itself round the field without intelligent input.

No big change in my opinion.  ::)

I asked the saleman if they were insured for it knocking down fences, nervous laugh was the reply.



I like combine harvesters.
Can I come down and do some combine harvesting for you please? cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 04:48:54 PM
SInce it doesn't require "intelligent input"  you should be a natural  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 05:01:55 PM
SInce it doesn't require "intelligent input"  you should be a natural  angel1

YOU, yes YOU, are NO longer my friend.
Normal service is now resumed following a 4 day trial truce.

Let the insults flow once again, you rancid scruffy grey AND ginger bearded nasty little squirming vole. cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 05:04:43 PM
Isn't it some sort of rust remover/preventative? Like Hammerite type of stuff? angel1

Top marks to the dog...  ;)

He read the link first you great dopy donkey! ::)

You think...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Isn't it some sort of rust remover/preventative? Like Hammerite type of stuff? angel1

Top marks to the dog...  ;)

He read the link first you great dopy donkey! ::)

You think...?  rubschin:

I'd bet ya he did, but he'll deny it of course. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 05:11:55 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 05:12:45 PM
sad32:

 Insulting trouble making tosser. Finger:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 05:14:24 PM
sad32:

 Insulting trouble making tosser. Finger:

Try this emotiwhotsit like... >>>>> (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-taunt001.gif&hash=cd0d1ec1f8aa65aa15d7138c125564b3fd84232f) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 05:19:44 PM
sad32:

 Insulting trouble making tosser. Finger:

Try this emotiwhotsit like... >>>>> (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-taunt001.gif&hash=cd0d1ec1f8aa65aa15d7138c125564b3fd84232f) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Quite so BM, quite so. happy088

I dunno, I've tried being all nice and friendly this week, and he blurts out this rancid stuff...SInce it doesn't require "intelligent input"  you should be a natural  

Sick of it. He can go fry his arse now. Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 05:22:29 PM
sad32:

 Insulting trouble making tosser. Finger:

Try this emotiwhotsit like... >>>>> (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-taunt001.gif&hash=cd0d1ec1f8aa65aa15d7138c125564b3fd84232f) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Quite so BM, quite so. happy088

I dunno, I've tried being all nice and friendly this week, and he blurts out this rancid stuff...SInce it doesn't require "intelligent input"  you should be a natural  

Sick of it. He can go fry his arse now. Angry9:

He is not your bestist fren like wot I am....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 05:27:56 PM
sad32:

 Insulting trouble making tosser. Finger:

Try this emotiwhotsit like... >>>>> (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-taunt001.gif&hash=cd0d1ec1f8aa65aa15d7138c125564b3fd84232f) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Quite so BM, quite so. happy088

I dunno, I've tried being all nice and friendly this week, and he blurts out this rancid stuff...SInce it doesn't require "intelligent input"  you should be a natural  

Sick of it. He can go fry his arse now. Angry9:

He is not your bestist fren like wot I am....  cloud9:

Pasty is my best friend, but you're hovering up there too like, yes.

Mouse 'ed has fallen completely off my social ladder now, bloody nasty little rodent. cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 05:29:04 PM
sad32:

 Insulting trouble making tosser. Finger:

Try this emotiwhotsit like... >>>>> (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-taunt001.gif&hash=cd0d1ec1f8aa65aa15d7138c125564b3fd84232f) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Quite so BM, quite so. happy088

I dunno, I've tried being all nice and friendly this week, and he blurts out this rancid stuff...SInce it doesn't require "intelligent input"  you should be a natural  

Sick of it. He can go fry his arse now. Angry9:

He is not your bestist fren like wot I am....  cloud9:

Pasty is my best friend, but you're hovering up there too like, yes.

Mouse 'ed has fallen completely off my social ladder now, bloody nasty little rodent. cussing:

 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 05:45:42 PM
Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 05:47:43 PM
Growler is no longer my beshtest friend.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2010, 05:54:10 PM
Growler is no longer my beshtest friend.

I never was. UM was/is.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 06:00:20 PM
Growler is no longer my beshtest friend.

Is it me like...?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 06:01:38 PM
I will tell you that after my holiday in Cyprus.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I will tell you that after my holiday in Cyprus.
eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 06:04:45 PM
I thought you were pissed when you invited me, but I didn't realise you were that pissed  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 06:05:55 PM
I thought you were pissed when you invited me, but I didn't realise you were that pissed  noooo:

Um... no of course I remember like... what day was it now I pick you up....?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 06:10:47 PM
Saturday
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 06:14:39 PM
Saturday

Oh yes... from Pafos... you are sharing a room with SILFH....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 06:16:52 PM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 06:17:26 PM
eyes:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 05, 2010, 06:40:11 PM
Glad I didn't book 'til later in August  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 05, 2010, 06:46:14 PM
I was just watching the end of the One Show while doing the washing up  angel1

Michael Winner > Benedict Cumberbatch (the new Sherlock Holmes)

"So your mother was Wanda Ventham?  eeek: "

"She still is!" came the reply.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2010, 06:56:02 PM
Glad I didn't book 'til later in August  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 05, 2010, 07:49:29 PM
Glad I didn't book 'til later in August  whistle:

 eeek:

But you said ....     sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2010, 07:50:26 PM
Glad I didn't book 'til later in August  whistle:

 eeek:

I was there in the pub when he positively insisted you HAD to visit  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2010, 07:54:36 PM
ANd he invited me when I phoned you all that afternoon.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 05, 2010, 07:59:15 PM
Anyhoo, me neighbour (who's come back to decorate their flat) has just invited me to their place in the mountains in Italy, so there
 point:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2010, 08:00:57 PM
You are a holiday whore aren't you  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 05, 2010, 08:04:17 PM
 redface:

You have mail, or you will have shortly  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2010, 08:05:42 PM
Oh goody , goody  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 05:17:17 AM
ANd he invited me when I phoned you all that afternoon.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 05:43:25 AM
redface:

You have mail, or you will have shortly  ;)

Where's the girly swooning emoticon when you need it  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 06:29:01 AM
redface:

You have mail, or you will have shortly  ;)

Where's the girly swooning emoticon when you need it  whistle:

 eeek:

He hasn't been sending you THOSE pictures again has he...?  noooo: What about the restraining order...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 07:47:50 AM
He sent me a picture.......not of him of course , he is a gentleman unlike others  whistle:

However it made my tongue loll about for a little while  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 07:50:20 AM
He sent me a picture.......not of him of course , he is a gentleman unlike others  whistle:

However it made my tingue loll about for a little while  lol:

Chocolate or voddy then...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 07:52:52 AM
Oh no ...it was of someone he knows  ( a man I hasten to add )  Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 09:48:07 AM
Where is everyone today ..... I want to play  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 06, 2010, 09:49:35 AM
I'm waiting for me neighbour to drop in and then going out for lunch  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 09:50:41 AM
 eyes: eyes: eyes:

I'm hungry all of a sudden  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 06, 2010, 10:01:20 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:02:49 AM
I'm off for lunch wiv me dad.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:03:10 AM
Where is everyone today ..... I want to play  sad24:

I'm here...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 10:05:58 AM
Are you all greasy and yukky though ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:08:13 AM
Are you all greasy and yukky though ? rubschin:

Um.... no....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:08:19 AM
I am spotless.  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:09:47 AM
I am dirty....  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:12:49 AM
I am dirty....  eyes:

and a grandad.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:14:14 AM
I am dirty....  eyes:

and a grandad.

Experienced like... the gerls like that...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:19:23 AM
I am dirty....  eyes:

and a grandad.

Experienced like... the gerls like that...  ;)

And the pipe and slippers as well?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:22:10 AM
I am dirty....  eyes:

and a grandad.

Experienced like... the gerls like that...  ;)

And the pipe and slippers as well?

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 06, 2010, 10:24:23 AM
I am dirty....  eyes:

and a grandad.

Experienced like... the gerls like that...  ;)

And the pipe and slippers as well?

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:

Well I'm sure the carers will tuck you in, after your Horlicks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 10:30:19 AM

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:

Doesn't the pipe indicate you will have yella fingers  scared2: and the slippers that you will have curled up toes  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 10:31:14 AM

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:

Doesn't the pipe indicate you will have yella fingers  scared2: and the slippers that you will have curled up toes  scared2:

Oh noes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2010, 12:21:57 PM

Oh yes...

They realise that the pipe indicates that I am fearless and the slippers that I'm ready for bed...  eyes:

Doesn't the pipe indicate you will have yella fingers  scared2: and the slippers that you will have curled up toes  scared2:

I smoked a pipe for years ~ and ciggies but never had yellow fingers.

As for slippers ~ depends on the type I suppose.
I only ever have this sort:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comparestoreprices.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fsa%2Fsamuel-windsor-churchill-leather-slippers-brown.jpg&hash=e2b484f47b74b1a4fd3fc6126708e0dc904fa290)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2010, 02:20:57 PM
I have been out and about doing battle. I seem to have won.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2010, 02:21:35 PM
I have been out and about doing battle. I seem to have won.  rubschin:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 02:22:48 PM
I have been out and about doing battle. I seem to have won.  rubschin:

Check the news for another rampage in the north  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2010, 02:33:40 PM
I have been out and about doing battle. I seem to have won.  rubschin:

Bank, Accountant or Mrs Nick?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2010, 02:37:24 PM
Bank  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2010, 02:38:57 PM
 happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 06, 2010, 03:50:26 PM
 happ096  too!

I've been out having a slightly strange but tastey lunch at a, er, ... Kyrghz Kazakh restaurant  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
You must be pished. That name is evidently a typing error.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2010, 03:59:02 PM
Pastis is having a Polish weekend it seems.


Polish chap goes to the optician for an eyetest.

The optician says "Cover you right eye with this card and look at the chart ..... now can you read what it says on the chart?"

"Read it" says the Pole "I used to live next door to him"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 06, 2010, 04:01:55 PM
 drumroll:

No drinks other than water with lemon and turkish coffee. I had to spell that very carefully I'll have you know  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 08, 2010, 07:04:46 AM
Hello Barman, you look funny covered in paint!  Can I have a coffee and cognac please... to set me up like cos I'm just off on the bike?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2010, 07:05:56 AM
Hello Barman, you look funny covered in paint!  Can I have a coffee and cognac please... to set me up like cos I'm just off on the bike?  lol:

Better make that an Espresso then...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 08, 2010, 07:06:18 AM
Oh and Jom has joined us, and can you spare some paint because his sign needs a touch up after all that water in Lourdes.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 08, 2010, 07:07:01 AM
Hello Barman, you look funny covered in paint!  Can I have a coffee and cognac please... to set me up like cos I'm just off on the bike?  lol:

Better make that an Espresso then...?


Ilike the effect of the paint, honestly.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2010, 07:08:01 AM
Hello Barman, you look funny covered in paint!  Can I have a coffee and cognac please... to set me up like cos I'm just off on the bike?  lol:

Better make that an Espresso then...?


Ilike the effect of the paint, honestly.  ;D

Is black my colour tho...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2010, 08:07:39 AM


Sing "Mammie" and we'll let you know.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2010, 08:14:23 AM
Does it make you look bigger  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2010, 08:46:40 AM
Does it make you look bigger  whistle:

I'd have to put a wide angle lens on me camera to take a picture of myself like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2010, 08:48:39 AM
Does it make you look bigger  whistle:

Haven't you gone yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2010, 08:54:15 AM
Still trying to get her hats into the suitcase

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.doctormacro.com%2FImages%2FMiranda%2C%2520Carmen%2FMiranda%2C%2520Carmen%2520%28That%2520Night%2520in%2520Rio%29_01C.jpg&hash=91ebe0dde4b0d501979e49a8d4ca09d7bc45c3ba)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2010, 09:20:03 AM
Going at lunchtime ..is that alright ..you can have yer party then  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2010, 09:25:01 AM
Of course  doh: You will be out of contact over there. How will we manage?

Send us a postcard ~ I like postcards ~ you have my address.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2010, 09:35:10 AM
Of course  doh: You will be out of contact over there. How will we manage?

Send us a postcard ~ I like postcards ~ you have my address.

Stuff the postcards. I want some piccies of the owld mowters.  cloud9:

You could earn yerself some most treasured and valuable Growler Points 'ere you know.
Get yerself back on me social ladder like. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 08, 2010, 09:37:36 AM
I'm sure you'll be busy searching for passports and those comfy shoes for the flight soon, so I'll wish you a good 'un Miss D

(what time does the party start Snoopy)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 08, 2010, 09:45:45 AM
 sadsmiley30:

Enjoy the peace  lol:

See ya
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 08, 2010, 09:51:25 AM
Have a great time Miss D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2010, 10:07:11 AM
Have a brilliant time... don't forget my seeegars....  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 08, 2010, 10:18:29 AM
She doesn't want to go now. happy100 Bless!
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Post by: Barman on August 08, 2010, 10:20:21 AM
She doesn't want to go now. happy100 Bless!

She is missing us already probleee  ;D
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Post by: Nick on August 08, 2010, 10:24:33 AM
I wonder what will go wrong first, like?
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Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2010, 10:29:28 AM
I wonder what will go wrong first, like?
Judging by the fact that she said 'tarar 45 minutes ago and she's still logged on in here, I'd guess she's left her 'pooter switched on. lol:
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Post by: Just One More on August 08, 2010, 10:53:28 AM
Does Miss D have a bilberry like  ;)
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Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2010, 11:04:34 AM
Does Miss D have a bilberry like  ;)

Pavlova with choccy, bit like yours like? Drool:
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 08, 2010, 11:31:30 AM
I'm sure you'll be busy searching for passports and those comfy shoes for the flight soon, so I'll wish you a good 'un Miss D

(what time does the party start Snoopy)

Party?
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Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2010, 11:35:19 AM
I'm sure you'll be busy searching for passports and those comfy shoes for the flight soon, so I'll wish you a good 'un Miss D

(what time does the party start Snoopy)

Party?

Shouldn't you be globe trotting again too ey?  ::)

You must have been at home for mmmmm rubschin: at least a week now!
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Post by: Pirate on August 08, 2010, 08:23:10 PM
She doesn't want to go now. happy100 Bless!

She is missing us already probleee  ;D

They do have internet over there you know...she'll soon be in touch, I'm sure  eyes:
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Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 08, 2010, 09:08:43 PM
I'm sure you'll be busy searching for passports and those comfy shoes for the flight soon, so I'll wish you a good 'un Miss D

(what time does the party start Snoopy)

Party?

Shouldn't you be globe trotting again too ey?  ::)

You must have been at home for mmmmm rubschin: at least a week now!
  I have been getting itchy feet today but havent done anything about it.  noooo:
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Post by: Barman on August 09, 2010, 04:41:13 AM
I'm sure you'll be busy searching for passports and those comfy shoes for the flight soon, so I'll wish you a good 'un Miss D

(what time does the party start Snoopy)

Party?

Shouldn't you be globe trotting again too ey?  ::)

You must have been at home for mmmmm rubschin: at least a week now!
  I have been getting itchy feet today but havent done anything about it.  noooo:

Here...

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Post by: Nick on August 09, 2010, 12:36:32 PM
Everyone is out having fun  sad24:
 tunble:
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Post by: Barman on August 09, 2010, 12:38:57 PM
Everyone is out having fun  sad24:
 tunble:


I'm here like...  cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on August 09, 2010, 12:43:56 PM
We could play a game like
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 09, 2010, 01:03:17 PM
We could play a game like

I have been playing 'hunt the 40mm socket".  evil:

Found it now. I shall have a cuppa then go and watch Paddy burst a blood vessel using it.  ;D
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Post by: Barman on August 09, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
We could play a game like

I have been playing 'hunt the 40mm socket".  evil:

Found it now. I shall have a cuppa then go and watch Paddy burst a blood vessel using it.  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Pastis on August 09, 2010, 03:46:55 PM
I've been playing wiv my new Magic Trackpad™  cloud9:
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Post by: GROWLER on August 09, 2010, 03:55:45 PM
I've been playing wiv my new Magic Trackpad™  cloud9:

It's got the werd TRACK in it, so it sounds as though it could be interesting.
Do tell us/me more please. Sinister:
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Post by: Pastis on August 09, 2010, 04:03:52 PM
I've been playing wiv my new Magic Trackpad™  cloud9:

It's got the werd TRACK in it, so it sounds as though it could be interesting.
Do tell us/me more please. Sinister:

You won't like it Growler; you really won't like it  ;D

http://www.apple.com/magictrackpad/
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Post by: GROWLER on August 09, 2010, 04:14:51 PM
I've been playing wiv my new Magic Trackpad™  cloud9:

It's got the werd TRACK in it, so it sounds as though it could be interesting.
Do tell us/me more please. Sinister:

You won't like it Growler; you really won't like it  ;D

http://www.apple.com/magictrackpad/

Oh. That's sounds like a barrel of fun dun'it? whistle:

I thought it may have been some sort of trackless based type racing game thing.
Got all excited for a brief mo. ::)
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Post by: Nick on August 09, 2010, 04:15:58 PM
 sad32:
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Post by: GROWLER on August 09, 2010, 04:18:55 PM
sad32:

Wha? Shrugs:
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Post by: Pastis on August 09, 2010, 04:24:10 PM
I 'spect he's fallen down a hole ... as in 'loophole' with the Bank  rubschin:
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Post by: GROWLER on August 09, 2010, 04:26:26 PM
I 'spect he's fallen down a hole ... as in 'loophole' with the Bank  rubschin:

Who knows?
Who actually cares ey?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2010, 04:30:07 PM
bastard banks  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Post by: GROWLER on August 09, 2010, 04:32:59 PM
bastard banks  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

With respect like, well dis-respect really, WHAT exactly have your banking problems got to do with Pastys' new magic track ey, exactly?  Shrugs:
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Post by: Nick on August 09, 2010, 04:52:41 PM
Turd in your teeth.  cussing:
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Post by: GROWLER on August 09, 2010, 04:57:30 PM
Turd in your teeth.  cussing:
Wha'? Shrugs:

You on drugs or summat? ::)
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Post by: Barman on August 10, 2010, 06:28:07 AM
Turd in your teeth.  cussing:
Wha'? Shrugs:

You on drugs or summat? ::)

 whacky115
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Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 06:52:46 AM
Turd in your teeth.  cussing:

 lol: lol: That sounds positively Elizabethan .... a wonderful curse, I must remember it for those moments when I feel that a normal expletive is insufficient.


Is it one of your own, borrowed from Shakespeare or is it even older (Chaucer perhaps)?
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 07:44:23 AM
Ben Jonson
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Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2010, 07:48:02 AM
Just sounds like a load of ole shite to me tbh. ::)
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Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 08:25:24 AM
Ben Jonson

Thank you ~ it's nice to have someone as educated as you around  cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 08:25:51 AM
 cloud9:
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Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2010, 08:32:42 AM
Wasn't he a bloody thieving cheat though, banned for life? evil:
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 08:36:23 AM
Ben Jonson? He did have a few brushes with the law I recall. He got off a murder charge by pleading "benefit of clergy". They branded his thumb.
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Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 08:43:31 AM
Wasn't he a bloody thieving cheat though, banned for life? evil:


I doubt that he'll run in another Olympics  noooo:
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 08:44:47 AM
Especially as he died in 1637  whistle:
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Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2010, 08:48:07 AM
Especially as he died in 1637  whistle:

Oh.
Never 'eard of him then.
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 08:49:01 AM
 point:

The ALchemist is very very funny  razz:
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Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 08:55:20 AM
I seem to have a foot in both camps as I know who you are both on about.
Growler is talking
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Nick is talking
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Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2010, 08:55:33 AM
point:

The ALchemist is very very funny  razz:

That open 24 hours then?
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Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 08:56:17 AM
point:

The ALchemist is very very funny  razz:

That open 24 hours then?

 lol: lol: lol: lol:  drumroll:
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Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2010, 08:59:46 AM
Nick doesn't arf know about some old farts dun'he ey? ::)

I mean, WHO with a proper life to lead like, would know who this owld geezer is anyway ey?  Shrugs:

Never 'eard of 'im, and quite frankly, I really couldn't give a stuff either tbqath. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 09:01:37 AM
Quote
ACT 1. SCENE 1.1.

  A ROOM IN LOVEWIT'S HOUSE.

  ENTER FACE, IN A CAPTAIN'S UNIFORM, WITH HIS SWORD DRAWN, AND
  SUBTLE WITH A VIAL, QUARRELLING, AND FOLLOWED BY DOL COMMON.

  FACE. Believe 't, I will.

  SUB. Thy worst. I fart at thee.

  DOL. Have you your wits? why, gentlemen! for love—

  FACE. Sirrah, I'll strip you—

  SUB. What to do? lick figs
  Out at my—

  FACE. Rogue, rogue!—out of all your sleights.

  DOL. Nay, look ye, sovereign, general, are you madmen?

  SUB. O, let the wild sheep loose. I'll gum your silks
  With good strong water, an you come.

  DOL. Will you have
  The neighbours hear you? will you betray all?
  Hark! I hear somebody.

  FACE. Sirrah—

  SUB. I shall mar
  All that the tailor has made, if you approach.

  FACE. You most notorious whelp, you insolent slave,
  Dare you do this?

  SUB. Yes, faith; yes, faith.

  FACE. Why, who
  Am I, my mungrel? who am I?

  SUB. I'll tell you.,
  Since you know not yourself.

  FACE. Speak lower, rogue.

  SUB. Yes, you were once (time's not long past) the good,
  Honest, plain, livery-three-pound-thrum, that kept
  Your master's worship's house here in the Friars,
  For the vacations—

  FACE. Will you be so loud?

  SUB. Since, by my means, translated suburb-captain.

  FACE. By your means, doctor dog!

  SUB. Within man's memory,
  All this I speak of.

  FACE. Why, I pray you, have I
  Been countenanced by you, or you by me?
  Do but collect, sir, where I met you first.

  SUB. I do not hear well.

  FACE. Not of this, I think it.
  But I shall put you in mind, sir;—at Pie-corner,
  Taking your meal of steam in, from cooks' stalls,
  Where, like the father of hunger, you did walk
  Piteously costive, with your pinch'd-horn-nose,
  And your complexion of the Roman wash,
  Stuck full of black and melancholic worms,
  Like powder corns shot at the artillery-yard.

  SUB. I wish you could advance your voice a little.

  FACE. When you went pinn'd up in the several rags
  You had raked and pick'd from dunghills, before day;
  Your feet in mouldy slippers, for your kibes;
  A felt of rug, and a thin threaden cloke,
  That scarce would cover your no buttocks—

  SUB. So, sir!

  FACE. When all your alchemy, and your algebra,
  Your minerals, vegetals, and animals,
  Your conjuring, cozening, and your dozen of trades,
  Could not relieve your corps with so much linen
  Would make you tinder, but to see a fire;
  I gave you countenance, credit for your coals,
  Your stills, your glasses, your materials;
  Built you a furnace, drew you customers,
  Advanced all your black arts; lent you, beside,
  A house to practise in—

  SUB. Your master's house!

  FACE. Where you have studied the more thriving skill
  Of bawdry since.

  SUB. Yes, in your master's house.
  You and the rats here kept possession.
  Make it not strange. I know you were one could keep
  The buttery-hatch still lock'd, and save the chippings,
  Sell the dole beer to aqua-vitae men,
  The which, together with your Christmas vails
  At post-and-pair, your letting out of counters,
  Made you a pretty stock, some twenty marks,
  And gave you credit to converse with cobwebs,
  Here, since your mistress' death hath broke up house.

  FACE. You might talk softlier, rascal.

  SUB. No, you scarab,
  I'll thunder you in pieces: I will teach you
  How to beware to tempt a Fury again,
  That carries tempest in his hand and voice.

  FACE. The place has made you valiant.

  SUB. No, your clothes.—
  Thou vermin, have I ta'en thee out of dung,
  So poor, so wretched, when no living thing
  Would keep thee company, but a spider, or worse?
  Rais'd thee from brooms, and dust, and watering-pots,
  Sublimed thee, and exalted thee, and fix'd thee
  In the third region, call'd our state of grace?
  Wrought thee to spirit, to quintessence, with pains
  Would twice have won me the philosopher's work?
  Put thee in words and fashion, made thee fit
  For more than ordinary fellowships?
  Giv'n thee thy oaths, thy quarrelling dimensions,
  Thy rules to cheat at horse-race, cock-pit, cards,
  Dice, or whatever gallant tincture else?
  Made thee a second in mine own great art?
  And have I this for thanks! Do you rebel,
  Do you fly out in the projection?
  Would you be gone now?
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2010, 09:03:09 AM
WTF is this shite ey?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 09:07:25 AM
WTF is this shite ey?  Shrugs:


That shite and the ability to not only have read it but also to understand it, my dear boy, is why you and I have had to get dirty hands to earn a living and Nick can rake it in sitting on his arse talking to people.
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Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 09:08:12 AM
Precisely  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2010, 09:09:56 AM
WTF is this shite ey?  Shrugs:


That shite and the ability to not only have read it but also to understand it, my dear boy, is why you and I have had to get dirty hands to earn a living and Nick can rake it in sitting on his arse talking to people.

That'll be why he's got a fat arse to match his fat 'ed then I suppose?  ::)
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Post by: Snoopy on August 10, 2010, 09:12:11 AM
WTF is this shite ey?  Shrugs:


That shite and the ability to not only have read it but also to understand it, my dear boy, is why you and I have had to get dirty hands to earn a living and Nick can rake it in sitting on his arse talking to people.

That'll be why he's got a fat arse to match his fat 'ed then I suppose?  ::)


Nature's way of keeping him in balance I s'pose  ;)
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Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2010, 09:13:35 AM
WTF is this shite ey?  Shrugs:


That shite and the ability to not only have read it but also to understand it, my dear boy, is why you and I have had to get dirty hands to earn a living and Nick can rake it in sitting on his arse talking to people.

That'll be why he's got a fat arse to match his fat 'ed then I suppose?  ::)


Nature's way of keeping him in balance I s'pose  ;)

HIM! BALANCED?! happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 13, 2010, 06:56:43 PM
Better go and have a shower I notice you all made a quick exit when I got in here.  Boiler is once again mended. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2010, 05:56:33 AM
Up early ~ Sometimes often I wake with with so many aches and pains I just have to rise* and plod downstairs to get some tea inside me.  noooo:





* I mean get out of bed ~unfortunately one part of me doesn't feel stiff in the morning.
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Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 06:32:17 AM
Tea is a life saver this morning....  Drool:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2010, 07:25:38 AM
Better now I've had tea and toast.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Two mahoosive mugs of tea... cloud9:

I just need to get that bog roll out of the freezer now...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2010, 07:50:21 AM
Curry last night?
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Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 08:23:39 AM
Curry last night?

Yes...  redface:

Didn't get home 'til half past drunk either... then stayed up drinking on the patio until completely pissed o'clock...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 15, 2010, 08:27:01 AM
Curry last night?

Yes...  redface:

Didn't get home 'til half past drunk either... then stayed up drinking on the patio until completely pissed o'clock...  noooo:

Does Mrs BM know about all these 'exploits' of yours, oh, and talking of which, isn't she due 'ome soon?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 08:51:38 AM
Curry last night?

Yes...  redface:

Didn't get home 'til half past drunk either... then stayed up drinking on the patio until completely pissed o'clock...  noooo:

Does Mrs BM know about all these 'exploits' of yours, oh, and talking of which, isn't she due 'ome soon?  rubschin:

Of course.... I tell her everything....  angel1

She is back two weeks tomorrer....
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 15, 2010, 08:53:42 AM
Given the options, dead goats, slimy pool, half constructed car in the kitchen, gadgets gubbed, pissed BM v new babby Mrs BM may not want to return. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 08:55:04 AM
Given the options, dead goats, slimy pool, half constructed car in the kitchen, gadgets gubbed, pissed BM v new babby Mrs BM may not want to return. whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 16, 2010, 01:31:05 PM
Bloody quiet in here again ~ s'pose everyone's down the Dog and Duck . If things don't pick up soon I'll be following Wenchy to the Frog and Lettuce ~ at least they have enough customers to ensure a few dropped pork scratchings around the bar.
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Post by: Barman on August 16, 2010, 03:44:27 PM
I have been out sightseeing like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 16, 2010, 04:27:55 PM
More visitors?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2010, 04:36:53 PM
SILFH and nubile daughter IIRC  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 16, 2010, 04:44:05 PM
Ah! Of course. What fun!!!
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Post by: Just One More on August 16, 2010, 04:58:30 PM
I was working like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 16, 2010, 05:05:41 PM
I haven't been werking like  whistle:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2010, 08:05:29 AM
Yesterday was busy, back after week off. Today should be better. Also I'm starting to offload some jobs in preparation like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2010, 08:07:07 AM
SILFH and nubile daughter IIRC  whistle:

Correct...  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2010, 08:09:15 AM
Keeping you bizzy are they?  point: point:
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Post by: Barman on August 17, 2010, 08:23:19 AM
Keeping you bizzy are they?  point: point:

Yes... still, they go home tomorrow...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 18, 2010, 01:29:37 PM
Quite quiet (again)

 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 01:41:20 PM
I've been on the airport run like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 18, 2010, 01:49:57 PM
Ah yes, seen off one set of visitors. When does the next lot arrive?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 03:56:00 PM
Ah yes, seen off one set of visitors. When does the next lot arrive?  point:

None now... until LL arrives on the 31st...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 18, 2010, 04:06:19 PM
You'll be able to work on that car project thingy now. Growler will be pleased.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2010, 04:21:07 PM
Chance to clear the engine from the dishwasher. I have had a shite day  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 18, 2010, 04:23:10 PM
 happy100

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 18, 2010, 04:41:52 PM
Test Match Special ...... do I need to say more?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2010, 04:46:23 PM
happy100

 Popcorn:

Thanks you Uncle. Just the vicissitudes of life.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 18, 2010, 04:53:33 PM
England all out for 233 ....... and you think you have vicissitudes  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 05:03:42 PM
happy100

 Popcorn:

Thanks you Uncle. Just the vicissitudes of life.

I had one... painful but better than an unwanted pregnancy....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 18, 2010, 05:05:12 PM
What? A cricket ball in the goolies?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 05:08:25 PM
What? A cricket ball in the goolies?

No, wot Nick had...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 18, 2010, 05:12:23 PM
What? A cricket ball in the goolies?

No, wot Nick had...  noooo:

What, an unwanted pregnancy?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 05:12:46 PM
What? A cricket ball in the goolies?

No, wot Nick had...  noooo:

What, an unwanted pregnancy?  eeek:

doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
I am surrounded by an idiot.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 05:16:28 PM
I am surrounded by an idiot.

I know, JOM is clueless....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 18, 2010, 06:03:20 PM
You'll be able to work on that car project thingy now. Growler will be pleased.

Quite so.
Actually, just how much have you done to 'Me Mi'  cloud9: this last 4 weeks ey?  rubschin:

Not a lot is my guesstimate, and that is one of the very things that is creating 'thorns in me paws'. evil:

Have I got to actually come out there and stick a bomb down yer gruns to get some werk done ey, like?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 06:04:39 PM
You'll be able to work on that car project thingy now. Growler will be pleased.

Quite so.
Actually, just how much have you done to 'Me Mi' this last 4 weeks ey?  rubschin:

Not a lot is my guestimate, and that is one of the very things that is creating 'thorns in me paws'. evil:

Have I got to actually come out there and stick a bomb down yer gruns to get some werk done ey, like?  rubschin:

It is coming on... slowly, slowly as we say in Cyprus...  whistle:

I'll post some pictures tomorrer...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 18, 2010, 06:06:25 PM
You'll be able to work on that car project thingy now. Growler will be pleased.

Quite so.
Actually, just how much have you done to 'Me Mi' this last 4 weeks ey?  rubschin:

Not a lot is my guestimate, and that is one of the very things that is creating 'thorns in me paws'. evil:

Have I got to actually come out there and stick a bomb down yer gruns to get some werk done ey, like?  rubschin:

It is coming on... slowly, slowly as we say in Cyprus...  whistle:

I'll post some pictures tomorrer...

You mean "as YOU say in Cyprus"  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 06:22:40 PM
You'll be able to work on that car project thingy now. Growler will be pleased.

Quite so.
Actually, just how much have you done to 'Me Mi' this last 4 weeks ey?  rubschin:

Not a lot is my guestimate, and that is one of the very things that is creating 'thorns in me paws'. evil:

Have I got to actually come out there and stick a bomb down yer gruns to get some werk done ey, like?  rubschin:

It is coming on... slowly, slowly as we say in Cyprus...  whistle:

I'll post some pictures tomorrer...

You mean "as YOU say in Cyprus"  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2010, 06:25:12 PM
Furry oaf speaks unto baldy oaf  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2010, 06:40:30 PM
Furry oaf speaks unto baldy oaf  noooo:

Shite in yer teeth...  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 18, 2010, 07:29:05 PM
You'll be able to work on that car project thingy now. Growler will be pleased.

Quite so.
Actually, just how much have you done to 'Me Mi' this last 4 weeks ey?  rubschin:

Not a lot is my guestimate, and that is one of the very things that is creating 'thorns in me paws'. evil:

Have I got to actually come out there and stick a bomb down yer gruns to get some werk done ey, like?  rubschin:

It is coming on... slowly, slowly as we say in Cyprus...  whistle:

I'll post some pictures tomorrer...


Tomorrer never comes...




Stop it you lot, you're making me go all goose-bumpy.

I've been keeping an eye on things here, but I'm so knackered when I get home from work, I normally collapse on the sofa with a few cans.

More pics of Me-Mi please!

I'll bung some up tomorrer for you...

Started re-building the rear subby today...  cloud9:


 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2010, 02:46:22 AM
You'll be able to work on that car project thingy now. Growler will be pleased.

Quite so.
Actually, just how much have you done to 'Me Mi' this last 4 weeks ey?  rubschin:

Not a lot is my guestimate, and that is one of the very things that is creating 'thorns in me paws'. evil:

Have I got to actually come out there and stick a bomb down yer gruns to get some werk done ey, like?  rubschin:

It is coming on... slowly, slowly as we say in Cyprus...  whistle:

I'll post some pictures tomorrer...


Tomorrer never comes...




Stop it you lot, you're making me go all goose-bumpy.

I've been keeping an eye on things here, but I'm so knackered when I get home from work, I normally collapse on the sofa with a few cans.

More pics of Me-Mi please!

I'll bung some up tomorrer for you...

Started re-building the rear subby today...  cloud9:


 whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 19, 2010, 11:04:16 PM
So, its just me and my bottle of Cabernet now then cos you have all gotta get up and go to work tomorrow today.  I have had to take a day off for the funeral... like.  surrender:  Just one more then.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2010, 07:41:59 AM
So, its just me and my bottle of Cabernet now then cos you have all gotta get up and go to work tomorrow today.  I have had to take a day off for the funeral... like.  surrender:  Just one more then.........

I hope they have quiet hymns.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 20, 2010, 08:04:34 AM
So, its just me and my bottle of Cabernet now then cos you have all gotta get up and go to work tomorrow today.  I have had to take a day off for the funeral... like.  surrender:  Just one more then.........

I hope they have quiet hymns.  noooo:

  ;D Don't worry the head is fine.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2010, 10:33:29 AM
So, its just me and my bottle of Cabernet now then cos you have all gotta get up and go to work tomorrow today.  I have had to take a day off for the funeral... like.  surrender:  Just one more then.........

I hope they have quiet hymns.  noooo:

  ;D Don't worry the head is fine.
shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2010, 10:54:41 AM
So, its just me and my bottle of Cabernet now then cos you have all gotta get up and go to work tomorrow today.  I have had to take a day off for the funeral... like.  surrender:  Just one more then.........

I hope they have quiet hymns.  noooo:

  ;D Don't worry the head is fine.
shutup:

Oh Darwin!  nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 20, 2010, 04:58:05 PM
Hello Choccypudding!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 20, 2010, 04:59:45 PM
I noticed Choccy was here. Haven't seen her for nearly 18 months.

(Must have been a stern Judge)


Lovely to see her again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 21, 2010, 04:43:47 AM
So no one here then as I suspected and its a bit early to go out.  Make myself a coffee then.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2010, 05:08:40 AM
Strong, black and one sugar in mine please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 05:19:26 AM
Oh. My. Poor. Head.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2010, 05:19:59 AM
I'm waiting for the New Zealand rugby to come on in 10 minutes. Aerobics Oz Style is on  eyes: , might as keep it on here till it starts eyes: Best not google it at this time of the day Barman
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 05:40:07 AM
I'm waiting for the New Zealand rugby to come on in 10 minutes. Aerobics Oz Style is on  eyes: , might as keep it on here till it starts eyes: Best not google it at this time of the day Barman

I think not... I'll walk the dog instead*...












* not a euphemism
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2010, 05:40:37 AM
The bar was empty, so I logged on to a link somebody sent me and started looking at  the photos  (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9804)  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 21, 2010, 05:41:38 AM
Oh. My. Poor. Head.  noooo:


 happy100

You shouldn't have let Pirate buy you all those drinks last night.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 05:44:43 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2010, 06:07:13 AM
 sleep017 Been awake since stupid o'clock. Bin trying to sort out my desk and filing stuff for the past hour. No better  noooo:

All because someone phoned last evening and asked for a copy of an article I wrote two years ago.

My desk = Augean Stables. Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2010, 07:28:25 AM
So no one here then as I suspected and its a bit early to go out.  Make myself a coffee then.  rubschin:

Late on parade I'm afraid, now have tea and I am quite sure that me head is fine because I can't feel it.

Tipsy hope yesterday wasn't too bad/painful.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2010, 07:30:34 AM
Well I am all upside down too. SO tired yesterday that I went to bed about 6.30. Then lay awake for ages. The woke at 2 and got up for a bit. Back to sleep at 5.  Just come to again  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 07:30:57 AM
So no one here then as I suspected and its a bit early to go out.  Make myself a coffee then.  rubschin:

Late on parade I'm afraid, now have tea and I am quite sure that me head is fine because I can't feel it.

Tipsy hope yesterday wasn't too bad/painful.

Care to swap heads...?  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2010, 08:37:05 AM
Nooooo cause yours hurts and mine doesn't
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 21, 2010, 08:39:16 AM
Also his is bald and has a bucket on it.  spider:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 08:45:53 AM
Nooooo cause yours hurts and mine doesn't
sad24:

I tried kill or cure - did some painting with that really smelly Hammerite...





Kill  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2010, 08:54:38 AM
Nooooo cause yours hurts and mine doesn't
sad24:

I tried kill or cure - did some painting with that really smelly Hammerite...





Kill  sick2:

Are you painting your bucket so that Miss C will be all coordinated like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 09:18:55 AM
Nooooo cause yours hurts and mine doesn't
sad24:

I tried kill or cure - did some painting with that really smelly Hammerite...





Kill  sick2:

Are you painting your bucket so that Miss C will be all coordinated like

That's it! A lovely shade of pink....  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 21, 2010, 09:46:42 AM
Oh. My. Poor. Head. Too.

Bloody Sambukas...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 09:55:35 AM
Oh. My. Poor. Head. Too.

Bloody Sambukas...

Another piss 'ed looking for sympathy?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 21, 2010, 09:59:34 AM
Oh. My. Poor. Head. Too.

Bloody Sambukas...

Another piss 'ed looking for sympathy?  noooo:

I showed restraint and was asleep by midnight. Unlike others, who were finally turfed out of the pub about 1.30...one of whom rang me this morning to inform me he had thrown up on the train on the way to see the Test Match  smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 10:02:02 AM
Oh. My. Poor. Head. Too.

Bloody Sambukas...

 happy100

Our. Poor. Heads.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2010, 10:07:50 AM
The bar was empty, so I logged on to a link somebody sent me and started looking at  the photos  (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9804)  sick2:

Bastard!  cussing:

It is quite addictive...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 21, 2010, 11:58:16 AM
Oh. My. Poor. Head. Too.

Bloody Sambukas...

Oh dear.

I may try and find a way to the pub later.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 21, 2010, 01:00:55 PM
So no one here then as I suspected and its a bit early to go out.  Make myself a coffee then.  rubschin:

Late on parade I'm afraid, now have tea and I am quite sure that me head is fine because I can't feel it.

Tipsy hope yesterday wasn't too bad/painful.

Thanks Miss C.  It was very dignified and suited him, he has a nice family.  It was good to catch up with family and now have a couple more email addresses.  They get more important now we are losing the older generation to keep us up to date with folk.  Atmospheric weather during the service and when it came to taking him out of the church there was an enormous thunder clap, I think he was still protesting he didn't want to go... like.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2010, 09:57:06 AM
 tunble:

What did I say...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2010, 10:08:52 AM
Who can say.

I'm busy like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2010, 10:11:19 AM
tunble:

What did I say...? Shrugs:


Nuffink that I heard
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2010, 10:25:06 AM
I am here.

In body anyway... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 10:25:50 AM
werking  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2010, 10:41:46 AM
werking  Banghead Banghead Banghead

That must be a shock after all your holidays.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2010, 11:14:10 AM
I am here.

In body anyway... surrender:

A body preserved in spirit  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2010, 11:43:55 AM
I am here.

In body anyway... surrender:

A body preserved in spirit  whistle:

Call me Horatio.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2010, 11:52:52 AM
I am here.

In body anyway... surrender:

A body preserved in spirit  whistle:

 
Call me Horatio.  cloud9:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2010, 11:57:31 AM
I am here.

In body anyway... surrender:

A body preserved in spirit  whistle:

Call me Horatio.  cloud9:

Role playing is extra dearie...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2010, 01:10:54 PM
So... where is everybody?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2010, 01:16:54 PM
So... where is everybody?

I've been working on Me Mi like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 26, 2010, 01:20:11 PM
I have been to the gym.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2010, 01:22:22 PM
I've had a busy morning but it's gone flat now. Got a meeting soon to discuss who in the team does what when I'm no longer here (so to speak) and I've been making a worklist, I don't seem to do much.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 01:28:38 PM
I have been to the gym.

I am going tonight . First time in over 3 weeks and after much indulgence on holiday  scared2:

Only 5 weeks til I have to run this 10k  scared2: scared2: scared2:

I may not be in a fit state to post tomorrow   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 26, 2010, 01:33:27 PM
Talking of yer 10K run, how's your sponsorship going?  I hope some more the VPers are going to support you  ;D

Come on you lot!  Out with the credit cards!  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 26, 2010, 01:35:19 PM
I've been busy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 26, 2010, 01:39:54 PM
I have been to the gym.

I am going tonight . First time in over 3 weeks and after much indulgence on holiday  scared2:

Only 5 weeks til I have to run this 10k  scared2: scared2: scared2:

I may not be in a fit state to post tomorrow   rubschin:

I do the treadmill at 6.2kph, so 10k would be about 90 minutes walking.
60 mins jogging?

Mind you, you won't be very aerodynamic with all those thermals on.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 01:40:29 PM
Talking of yer 10K run, how's your sponsorship going?  I hope some more the VPers are going to support you  ;D

Come on you lot!  Out with the credit cards!  razz:

I believe it is a recession an all that  sad32:

But thank you anyways to you and Miss C  whistle:

Oh and LL gave me £20 in cash when we met which I have handed in - honest guv  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 01:42:02 PM
I have been to the gym.

I am going tonight . First time in over 3 weeks and after much indulgence on holiday  scared2:

Only 5 weeks til I have to run this 10k  scared2: scared2: scared2:

I may not be in a fit state to post tomorrow   rubschin:

I do the treadmill at 6.2kph, so 10k would be about 90 minutes walking.
60 mins jogging?

Mind you, you won't be very aerodynamic with all those thermals on.  ;D

October the 3rd - Hampton Court ...bound to be a blazing hot day  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2010, 01:52:03 PM
Talking of yer 10K run, how's your sponsorship going?  I hope some more the VPers are going to support you  ;D

Come on you lot!  Out with the credit cards!  razz:

I believe it is a recession an all that  sad32:

But thank you anyways to you and Miss C  whistle:

Oh and LL gave me £20 in cash when we met which I have handed in - honest guv  angel1

Have you asked?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2010, 01:53:16 PM
Talking of yer 10K run, how's your sponsorship going?  I hope some more the VPers are going to support you  ;D

Come on you lot!  Out with the credit cards!  razz:

I believe it is a recession an all that  sad32:

But thank you anyways to you and Miss C  whistle:

Oh and LL gave me £20 in cash when we met which I have handed in - honest guv  angel1

Twenty quid!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 02:05:12 PM
Indeedy ...she obviously felt no need to have to authorise this with you  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2010, 02:05:45 PM
Talking of yer 10K run, how's your sponsorship going?  I hope some more the VPers are going to support you  ;D

Come on you lot!  Out with the credit cards!  razz:

I believe it is a recession an all that  sad32:

But thank you anyways to you and Miss C  whistle:

Oh and LL gave me £20 in cash when we met which I have handed in - honest guv  angel1

Have you asked?

Wot He Said^^^^^^^^

First I've heard of this .....Link or fuller and better particulars please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 02:09:39 PM

Have you asked?

It was probably on FaceAche but if you are interested here is the link

http://www.run10ksponsorme.org/LXXXXMXXXXX

Obviously the bit in red X's is my name which I don't really want to put on a public forum

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 26, 2010, 02:14:03 PM
I have been to the gym.

I am going tonight . First time in over 3 weeks and after much indulgence on holiday  scared2:

Only 5 weeks til I have to run this 10k  scared2: scared2: scared2:

I may not be in a fit state to post tomorrow   rubschin:

I do the treadmill at 6.2kph, so 10k would be about 90 minutes walking.
60 mins jogging?

Mind you, you won't be very aerodynamic with all those thermals on.  ;D

October the 3rd - Hampton Court ...bound to be a blazing hot day  noooo: noooo: noooo:

What's the course?
Do you just keep running around the Palace?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2010, 02:16:40 PM
Link gives an error 404

I'll PM you later
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 26, 2010, 02:29:01 PM
Try it without the kisses.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2010, 03:09:35 PM
Link gives an error 404

I'll PM you later

Try this link... (http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/10k/raise-money/sponsor-a-friend/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 26, 2010, 04:19:51 PM
Thanks BM ..... I could get that far but removing the last bit and putting her name in was where the error crept in.
I have now donated so no need to make any more suggestions  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2010, 04:32:10 PM
I don't think she was looking for sperm  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 26, 2010, 04:35:55 PM
Can we assume that as a distant relative you'll be sponsoring her handsomely?  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2010, 04:37:52 PM
Lend me a quid  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2010, 04:41:39 PM
Can we assume that as a distant relative you'll be sponsoring her handsomely?  razz:

By the kilometre or part thereof I would imagine...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 07:03:08 PM
Someone has sponsored me £50 and said he would double it if I do it in under 48 minutes  eeek: . I think his money is safe  noooo: noooo: noooo:

As for the track Tel, it is not just chasing your tail around the Palace but is one route and goes up through Bushey park etc .

Thank you to all that have donated ...it really is most generous and I am grateful. It guarantees I can't wimp out of this  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2010, 07:05:44 PM
I will sponsor  angel1

Bit disappointed with the paucity of bikini pics so far  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 07:08:11 PM
Tough shit ...there are a few on faceache and that is enough ...I am not going to set myself up for any more ridicule than that  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2010, 07:12:22 PM
Tough shit ...there are a few on faceache and that is enough ...I am not going to set myself up for any more ridicule than that  evil:
sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 07:12:40 PM
I know now  ...I had to look it up though  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on August 26, 2010, 07:14:12 PM
Sorry...removed my post...I had to look it up too...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2010, 07:16:39 PM
 point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 26, 2010, 07:19:30 PM
Sorry...removed my post...I had to look it up too...

A kindred spirit  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2010, 07:22:14 PM
Mind you, I got lost last night and ended up in the Bates TravelLodge  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2010, 07:24:18 PM
Did you have a shower?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2010, 07:31:44 PM
How else would I have got three inches of water in the baffroom, like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 26, 2010, 07:40:16 PM
True but I don't recollect Janet Leigh flooding the bathroom and she had a few more distractions than you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 27, 2010, 08:24:12 AM
Someone has sponsored me £50 and said he would double it if I do it in under 48 minutes  eeek: . I think his money is safe  noooo: noooo: noooo:

As for the track Tel, it is not just chasing your tail around the Palace but is one route and goes up through Bushey park etc .

Thank you to all that have donated ...it really is most generous and I am grateful. It guarantees I can't wimp out of this  scared2:

Ooh, Bushey Park - watch out for the stags.

Anyway, through Bushey Park and then where to? It's quite a large park.

I need a map of the route.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2010, 08:28:15 AM
Someone has sponsored me £50 and said he would double it if I do it in under 48 minutes  eeek: . I think his money is safe  noooo: noooo: noooo:

As for the track Tel, it is not just chasing your tail around the Palace but is one route and goes up through Bushey park etc .

Thank you to all that have donated ...it really is most generous and I am grateful. It guarantees I can't wimp out of this  scared2:


Ooh, Bushey Park - watch out for the stags.

Anyway, through Bushey Park and then where to? It's quite a large park.

I need a map of the route.

You really are new to this stalking game aren't you tel?

The stalker (in this case you) is supposed to go about his stalking secretly, not ask for a bloody map. Next thing you'll be asking for her permission.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 27, 2010, 08:35:03 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

Date and time: Sun 03 Oct 2010, 11:00am
Location: East Molesey, Surrey, KT8 9AU
Venue website: www.hrp.org.uk/hamptoncourtpalace
Number of places: 5,000

The course
The course is set in picturesque surroundings. Starting in Home Park where the deer will be roaming the course travels on grassy pathways towards Wick Pond, then past Stud House towards Long Water, where you'll get spectacular views of the Palace. The course then goes through Hampton Court Palace Golf Club and out onto the Thames Path. The last stretch of the route will take you right past the Palace, where you'll be able to enjoy the beautiful Palace Gardens.

The course is mainly on grass, until you reach the Thames Path, which is a gravel pathway. The course is fairly flat, but is still a challenge for runners of all abilities and a beautiful course for all to enjoy.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2010, 10:02:19 AM
lol: lol: lol:

Date and time: Sun 03 Oct 2010, 11:00am
Location: East Molesey, Surrey, KT8 9AU
Venue website: www.hrp.org.uk/hamptoncourtpalace
Number of places: 5,000

The course
The course is set in picturesque surroundings. Starting in Home Park where the deer will be roaming the course travels on grassy pathways towards Wick Pond, then past Stud House towards Long Water, where you'll get spectacular views of the Palace. The course then goes through Hampton Court Palace Golf Club and out onto the Thames Path. The last stretch of the route will take you right past the Palace, where you'll be able to enjoy the beautiful Palace Gardens.

The course is mainly on grass, until you reach the Thames Path, which is a gravel pathway. The course is fairly flat, but is still a challenge for runners of all abilities and a beautiful course for all to enjoy. . .

. . . with plenty of bushes where Tel may be hiding or behind which you can stop for a Radcliffe if caught short.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2010, 10:20:53 AM
lol: lol: lol:

Date and time: Sun 03 Oct 2010, 11:00am
Location: East Molesey, Surrey, KT8 9AU
Venue website: www.hrp.org.uk/hamptoncourtpalace
Number of places: 5,000

The course
The course is set in picturesque surroundings. Starting in Home Park where the deer will be roaming the course travels on grassy pathways towards Wick Pond, then past Stud House towards Long Water, where you'll get spectacular views of the Palace. The course then goes through Hampton Court Palace Golf Club and out onto the Thames Path. The last stretch of the route will take you right past the Palace, where you'll be able to enjoy the beautiful Palace Gardens.

The course is mainly on grass, until you reach the Thames Path, which is a gravel pathway. The course is fairly flat, but is still a challenge for runners of all abilities and a beautiful course for all to enjoy.



I wonder if Jill Dando was quite so helpful....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2010, 10:23:09 AM
lol: lol: lol:

Date and time: Sun 03 Oct 2010, 11:00am
Location: East Molesey, Surrey, KT8 9AU
Venue website: www.hrp.org.uk/hamptoncourtpalace
Number of places: 5,000

The course
The course is set in picturesque surroundings. Starting in Home Park where the deer will be roaming the course travels on grassy pathways towards Wick Pond, then past Stud House towards Long Water, where you'll get spectacular views of the Palace. The course then goes through Hampton Court Palace Golf Club and out onto the Thames Path. The last stretch of the route will take you right past the Palace, where you'll be able to enjoy the beautiful Palace Gardens.

The course is mainly on grass, until you reach the Thames Path, which is a gravel pathway. The course is fairly flat, but is still a challenge for runners of all abilities and a beautiful course for all to enjoy.



I wonder if Jill Dando was quite so helpful....  rubschin:


That is sick ~ Funny ........ but sick.  cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2010, 10:26:54 AM
lol: lol: lol:

Date and time: Sun 03 Oct 2010, 11:00am
Location: East Molesey, Surrey, KT8 9AU
Venue website: www.hrp.org.uk/hamptoncourtpalace
Number of places: 5,000

The course
The course is set in picturesque surroundings. Starting in Home Park where the deer will be roaming the course travels on grassy pathways towards Wick Pond, then past Stud House towards Long Water, where you'll get spectacular views of the Palace. The course then goes through Hampton Court Palace Golf Club and out onto the Thames Path. The last stretch of the route will take you right past the Palace, where you'll be able to enjoy the beautiful Palace Gardens.

The course is mainly on grass, until you reach the Thames Path, which is a gravel pathway. The course is fairly flat, but is still a challenge for runners of all abilities and a beautiful course for all to enjoy.



I wonder if Jill Dando was quite so helpful....  rubschin:


That is sick ~ Funny ........ but sick.  cool14:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 27, 2010, 11:55:59 AM
Someone has sponsored me £50 and said he would double it if I do it in under 48 minutes  eeek: . I think his money is safe  noooo: noooo: noooo:

As for the track Tel, it is not just chasing your tail around the Palace but is one route and goes up through Bushey park etc .

Thank you to all that have donated ...it really is most generous and I am grateful. It guarantees I can't wimp out of this  scared2:


Ooh, Bushey Park - watch out for the stags.

Anyway, through Bushey Park and then where to? It's quite a large park.

I need a map of the route.

You really are new to this stalking game aren't you tel?

The stalker (in this case you) is supposed to go about his stalking secretly, not ask for a bloody map. Next thing you'll be asking for her permission.  ;)

I haven't tried stalking yet. Prolly dead easy wiv all the guff on the web.

Have been stalked myself though.
Weren't called stalkers then just nutters.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 27, 2010, 12:19:37 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Date and time: Sun 03 Oct 2010, 11:00am
Location: East Molesey, Surrey, KT8 9AU
Venue website: www.hrp.org.uk/hamptoncourtpalace
Number of places: 5,000

The course
The course is set in picturesque surroundings. Starting in Home Park where the deer will be roaming the course travels on grassy pathways towards Wick Pond, then past Stud House towards Long Water, where you'll get spectacular views of the Palace. The course then goes through Hampton Court Palace Golf Club and out onto the Thames Path. The last stretch of the route will take you right past the Palace, where you'll be able to enjoy the beautiful Palace Gardens.

The course is mainly on grass, until you reach the Thames Path, which is a gravel pathway. The course is fairly flat, but is still a challenge for runners of all abilities and a beautiful course for all to enjoy.



Where is Bushey Park in this?

Anyway, pub at either end, so not all bad.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 27, 2010, 12:20:46 PM
Where will I carry my money tho ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2010, 12:22:17 PM
Where will I carry my money tho ???

 shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2010, 12:36:30 PM
Where will I carry my money tho ???

Notes or coins?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 27, 2010, 12:36:43 PM
Credit cards  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2010, 12:41:46 PM
Gerra "bum bag" like everyone else will be wearing  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 27, 2010, 12:47:20 PM
Not a chance...hate em .

I'll put it in me socks shall I ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2010, 12:49:16 PM
Not a chance...hate em .

I'll put it in me socks shall I ?

Why do you need money...? Sounds like tel will be waiting at the finish line to buy you a drink...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 27, 2010, 12:53:49 PM
Not a chance...hate em .

I'll put it in me socks shall I ?

Why do you need money...? Sounds like tel will be waiting at the finish line to buy you a drink...  whistle:

If the finishing line is near the pub. ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 27, 2010, 12:58:20 PM
S'alright ...I might be in need of a intravenous drip rather than a drink anyway  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2010, 01:07:16 PM
Are you calling Tel an intravenous drip?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2010, 01:19:03 PM
Not a chance...hate em .

I'll put it in me socks shall I ?

Why do you need money...? Sounds like tel will be waiting at the finish line to buy you a drink...  whistle:

If the finishing line is near the pub. ;D

Or the book depository....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2010, 01:35:09 PM


Not the old Grassy Knoll?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2010, 01:39:23 PM
Tele conference just complete with 6 yakky wimmin  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2010, 01:40:58 PM


Not the old Grassy Knoll?

Either way... would could get Nick to head a commission on it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2010, 01:48:23 PM
Tele conference just complete with 6 yakky wimmin  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

And did they get to put a word in?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2010, 02:01:01 PM
I am learning. I put my foot down very firmly twice and got them back on topic  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2010, 02:03:49 PM


They'll have a contract out on you by now.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2010, 02:05:14 PM
If I get my own way they will have a contract for me  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2010, 02:07:31 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2010, 02:08:17 PM
£650 a day  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2010, 02:11:16 PM
£650 a day  whistle:

Or part thereof...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 27, 2010, 02:33:21 PM
Well he's got to eat and sleep.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2010, 02:42:03 PM
£650 a day  whistle:

A week's work and new rugs for all rooms of your new flat then.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2010, 02:46:40 PM
£650 a day  whistle:

Or part thereof...?  whistle:

Indeed  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 28, 2010, 05:06:46 AM
Good Morning Barman!  Can I have a glass of red.  What time is it?   A good strong coffee with lots of sugar please.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 05:49:55 AM
Sorry, I was walking the dog... I'll make you a nice Cyprus coffee....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 05:53:04 AM


I've helped myself to a cup of tea thanks. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FhjUr.gif&hash=b753c7f384f2c8d3187043c58176bf307681464b) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 28, 2010, 06:22:44 AM
Sorry, I was walking the dog... I'll make you a nice Cyprus coffee....

No need to appologise but thanks will take up the offer.  Can't stop yawning this morning.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 28, 2010, 06:58:15 AM
Morning all, put on a fresh pot Barman. Black, one sugar please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:03:53 AM
Morning all, put on a fresh pot Barman. Black, one sugar please

Morning JOM!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:11:41 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 07:25:06 AM
£650 a day  whistle:

Why exactly do we all need to know this?

Of course, how silly of me. Willy waving. ::)
Seems to be becoming prevelant in here these days. ::)

My cold is MUCH worse than one you've ever had btw. happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:26:42 AM
I have had man flu recently and nearly died  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 07:27:55 AM
I have had man flu recently and nearly died  angel1

Well try harder next time, ffs. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:30:07 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 28, 2010, 07:34:22 AM
I have had man flu recently and nearly died  angel1

Well try harder next time, ffs. ::)

I know I shouldn't, but ...  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 28, 2010, 07:35:20 AM
surrender:

Morning JOM,  Morning Nick.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 07:37:06 AM
I have had man flu recently and nearly died  angel1

Well try harder next time, ffs. ::)

sad32:

I see Felix and Oscar are at it again.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 07:39:28 AM
surrender:

Morning JOM,  Morning Nick.

Yes, and a bloody good morning to you too. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:42:05 AM
Yes, morning all (not Growler though  noooo:)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 28, 2010, 07:42:50 AM
surrender:

Morning JOM,  Morning Nick.

Yes, and a bloody good morning to you too. ::)

 happy100

and a Good Bank Holiday to you to Grumpy Bear.  MWAH!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 07:43:43 AM
Yes, morning all (not Growler though  noooo:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syt8qQUbzVc
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 07:44:36 AM
Yes, morning all (not Growler though  noooo:)

Up yours, bloody cocky arse. Finger:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 28, 2010, 07:45:45 AM
Oh Morning everyone, when did you all arrive?  As we seem to have a fair sample here at the moment should we discuss where the Christmas do will be held?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:46:39 AM
Mine will be at the Gay Hussar it seems  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 07:49:12 AM
Come out at last have you?  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:50:01 AM
Oh Morning everyone, when did you all arrive?  As we seem to have a fair sample here at the moment should we discuss where the Christmas do will be held?  lol:

The mere mention of you still being in bed brought them in....  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 07:51:19 AM
Queuing at the door to bring you a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit.





But then they don't know about the winceyette PJs do they?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:52:06 AM
Queuing at the door to bring you a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit.

And Nick the fruit-nut is here too...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:52:45 AM
I am mainly being a zombie today.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 28, 2010, 07:53:19 AM
Oh Morning everyone, when did you all arrive?  As we seem to have a fair sample here at the moment should we discuss where the Christmas do will be held?  lol:

The mere mention of you still being in bed brought them in....  lol:

 redface:  Well turn your eyes away I have to get up ... gotta go to the shops hairdressers.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:54:19 AM
Oh Morning everyone, when did you all arrive?  As we seem to have a fair sample here at the moment should we discuss where the Christmas do will be held?  lol:

The mere mention of you still being in bed brought them in....  lol:

 redface:  Well turn your eyes away I have to get up ... gotta go to the shops hairdressers.  ;D

Okay... we're not looking....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 28, 2010, 07:55:09 AM
Queuing at the door to bring you a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit.





But then they don't know about the winceyette PJs do they?

 noooo: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 07:57:09 AM
Oh Morning everyone, when did you all arrive?  As we seem to have a fair sample here at the moment should we discuss where the Christmas do will be held?  lol:

The mere mention of you still being in bed brought them in....  lol:

 redface:  Well turn your eyes away I have to get up ... gotta go to the shops hairdressers.  ;D

Okay... we're not looking....  whistle:

Of course we're not .... wouldn't dream of it.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:58:45 AM
Oh Morning everyone, when did you all arrive?  As we seem to have a fair sample here at the moment should we discuss where the Christmas do will be held?  lol:

The mere mention of you still being in bed brought them in....  lol:

 redface:  Well turn your eyes away I have to get up ... gotta go to the shops hairdressers.  ;D

Okay... we're not looking....  whistle:

Of course we're not .... wouldn't dream of it.

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No, you can trust us like... we are gentlemen! cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 07:59:00 AM
I am mainly being a zombie today.

Make that EVERY day ey? ::)

I'm going here on Monday providing the werst cold that ANYONE has ever had has subsided sufficiently.
 A proper village show with proper entertainment.

They have BEAR parachuting too. cloud9:

http://www.cilcainshow.org.uk/page30.html
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 08:01:22 AM
http://www.cilcainshow.org.uk/page26.html (http://www.cilcainshow.org.uk/page26.html)
 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 08:05:57 AM
http://www.cilcainshow.org.uk/page26.html (http://www.cilcainshow.org.uk/page26.html)
 ::)


Yes? And? Your point being exactly? Shrugs:

Where YOU going to be then ey tit mouse? ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 08:07:36 AM
Also http://www.cilcainshow.org.uk/page32.html

Another idea stolen from this village where I started the first Scarecrow Festival in Clwyd some 8 years ago. Oh and the Teddy Bear parachuting ~ we did that too.  ::)

All old hat now ~ we have moved on.........


We have Duck Racing on Monday. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 08:08:39 AM
I already told you, you great oaf. I am off to the local Cake Festival. (all you can eat. Admission £3)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 08:11:29 AM
Also http://www.cilcainshow.org.uk/page32.html

Another idea stolen from this village where I started the first Scarecrow Festival in Clwyd some 8 years ago. Oh and the Teddy Bear parachuting ~ we did that too.  ::)

All old hat now ~ we have moved on.........


We have Duck Racing on Monday. whistle:

Naturally, of course. How silly of me to forget. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 08:14:55 AM


Indeed ~ it never pays to get involved in inter village rivalry... 'specially when the Welsh are involved.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 08:15:00 AM
I already told you, you great oaf. I am off to the local Cake Festival. (all you can eat. Admission £3)

I don't actually recall your last post on the matter referring it to being held on Monday tbqath, but there agin, I'm supposed to automatically know these things aren't I I suppose? ::)

Anyway, you scoff yer face silly now won't you..

I shall be taking lashings of my own cakes with me, and they WILL be bigger and better than yours. Finger:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2010, 08:41:14 AM
Also http://www.cilcainshow.org.uk/page32.html

Another idea stolen from this village where I started the first Scarecrow Festival in Clwyd some 8 years ago. Oh and the Teddy Bear parachuting ~ we did that too.  ::)

All old hat now ~ we have moved on.........


We have Duck Racing on Monday. whistle:

Naturally, of course. How silly of me to forget. ::)

This was the last one we ran
http://picasaweb.google.com/dyserthtimes/DyserthScarecrows#
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 30, 2010, 07:04:29 AM
Good Morning!  Hot chocolate and a glass of whisky please, and toast would be good.  Oh, be back in a minute have to pop up the road for tissues and throat pastilles. I think people have been sneezing in here and spreading germs.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2010, 07:08:38 AM
Good Morning!  Hot chocolate and a glass of whisky please, and toast would be good.  Oh, be back in a minute have to pop up the road for tissues and throat pastilles. I think people have been sneezing in here and spreading germs.  ::)

I'll make you up a nice Hot Toddy!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:09:16 AM
Quiet in here today...  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 10:12:53 AM
Good Morning!  Hot chocolate and a glass of whisky please, and toast would be good.  Oh, be back in a minute have to pop up the road for tissues and throat pastilles. I think people have been sneezing in here and spreading germs.  ::)

You still poorly too Gippo? happy100

My chest feels like a burbling Mount Etna, and please please tell me. WHERE does all this rancid snot actually come from ey? confused:

I've gone through a whole box of paracetamol now. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:13:40 AM
Quiet in here today...  tunble:
Prolly cos it's Miss D's annual day of werk, like  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 10:13:50 AM
Quiet in here today...  tunble:

Comes of boasting about postiest August ever before the month was over.
I 'spect the troops have given up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:18:45 AM
Quiet in here today...  tunble:

Comes of boasting about postiest August ever before the month was over.
I 'spect the troops have given up.

All my fault...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 31, 2010, 10:28:28 AM
Quiet in here today...  tunble:
Prolly cos it's Miss D's annual day of werk, like  ::)

I only post shite and nonsense anyway
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:30:28 AM
Quiet in here today...  tunble:
Prolly cos it's Miss D's annual day of werk, like  ::)

I only post shite and nonsense anyway

We like shite and nonsense!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:32:02 AM
SHouldn't you be cleaning? We don't want LL shouldering her KnobpoonTM do we now?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 10:34:56 AM
He should at least be getting quotes from industrial cleaning companies.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:39:33 AM
I've been cleaning all freaking day!  cussing:

Spent the last two hours with me hand down the bog!  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 31, 2010, 10:41:18 AM
I've been cleaning all freaking day!  cussing:

Spent the last two hours with me hand down the bog!  sick2:


Not, I hope, the same hand that you are now talking to us with.  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:42:29 AM
I've been cleaning all freaking day!  cussing:

Spent the last two hours with me hand down the bog!  sick2:

Why?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:42:51 AM
I've been cleaning all freaking day!  cussing:

Spent the last two hours with me hand down the bog!  sick2:


Not, I hope, the same hand that you are now talking to us with.  confused:

Of course not!  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
I've been cleaning all freaking day!  cussing:

Spent the last two hours with me hand down the bog!  sick2:

Why?

Full of limescale....  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 10:46:40 AM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 10:48:57 AM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 31, 2010, 12:00:41 PM
 doh: happy001 LL is going to be so pissed off with you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 12:05:10 PM
Use Brick Acid you knob!! Or face the Knobpoon TM
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:12:46 PM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 31, 2010, 12:15:21 PM
I've been cleaning all freaking day!  cussing:

Spent the last two hours with me hand down the bog!  sick2:

Why?

Full of limescale....  sick2:

A guy at work was once told us that he was having a bath at home and that he couldn't find the foot scraper he had used for three or four years to scrape hard skin off his feet. He asked his missus where the foot scraper was
"What scraper?"
"The scraper that's usually on the side of the bath"
"That's not a foot scraper, that's what I use to scrape the limescale from the bottom of the toilet!"  sick2:  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 12:17:57 PM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.
Worth a a shot, but acid is better. I used it on a  bath once. Werked a treat. Mind you, I had to evacuate the flat and go to the pub for 2 hours till the fumes dispersed.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:24:18 PM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.
Worth a a shot, but acid is better. I used it on a  bath once. Werked a treat. Mind you, I had to evacuate the flat and go to the pub for 2 hours till the fumes dispersed.  redface:

Conc. acid NOT generally available at your local Cypriot Spar shop tbqh
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:27:34 PM
What time is Mrs BM/LL due back then?

I do 'ope she's going to pop in and say 'ello like.

I/we've missed her, haven't we? cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 12:29:00 PM
B&Q sell Brick Acid, which is the same thing. MInd you, I had to replace the bath afterwards  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:37:26 PM
B&Q sell Brick Acid, which is the same thing. MInd you, I had to replace the bath afterwards  redface:
Great, super, smashing idea ey?

BM lobs arf a gallon of brick acid down the bog, and the bog disappears? happy088



Any other 'NICK TOP TIPS' you'd care not to share with us ey?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2010, 12:41:50 PM
I could start a Mr NIck DIY advice thread, like  angel1

Everyone should buy Brick Acid now.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:43:48 PM
I could start a Mr NIck DIY advice thread, like  angel1


You could, but don't you think you're ridiculed enough already, or are you some sort of masochist? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:02:07 PM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.

Bleach just um... bleaches the filth out of it doesn't it...? Shrugs:

Anyhoo... the vinegar has done the trick!  cloud9:

How do you get rid of the smell of vinegar...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 31, 2010, 01:02:43 PM
Add chips to it ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 01:03:58 PM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.

Bleach just um... bleaches the filth out of it doesn't it...? Shrugs:

Anyhoo... the vinegar has done the trick!  cloud9:

How do you get rid of the smell of vinegar...?

Bleach!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:04:18 PM
Add chips to it ???

Umm... chips...  Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:04:55 PM
Hydrochloric acid werks a treat on that  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

I tried caustic engine cleaner...  redface:

that didn't work tho... I've got a load of vinegar down it now... that is doing the trick like....  whistle:

Have you tried BLEACH ffs man? ::)

Lob it 'round the sides, and leave it for arf an hour. Give it a good whiskin' with the bog brush, flush, sorted.

Bleach just um... bleaches the filth out of it doesn't it...? Shrugs:

Anyhoo... the vinegar has done the trick!  cloud9:

How do you get rid of the smell of vinegar...?

Bleach!

And how do I get rid of the smell of the bloody bleach?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Bleach smells quite nice, and it PROVES you've been a caring cleaning BM to Mrs BM/LL too.

I'll back you up, no problem matey, cus you are one of my best friends now. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:15:56 PM
LL puts that blue shite down the bog - frightens the life out of me sometimes when I flush the bloody thing!  eeek:

I'm sure that has caused all these problems...  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:16:44 PM
Now the dog has been sick all over the place! doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on August 31, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
That's cos you left the seat up and the dogs been drinking the bleach in the bog...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:23:09 PM
That's cos you left the seat up and the dogs been drinking the bleach in the bog...

Nah... prolly just the vinegar...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 31, 2010, 03:13:26 PM
Use Brick Acid you knob!! Or face the Knobpoon TM

Would that be 'Shit a Brick' acid...Makes you do exactly what it says on the tin when LL gets home and sees the state of the lav. whistle:

BM don't worry about the dog sick, the cat will prolly eat it.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 03:24:48 PM
Use Brick Acid you knob!! Or face the Knobpoon TM

Would that be 'Shit a Brick' acid...Makes you do exactly what it says on the tin when LL gets home and sees the state of the lav. whistle:

BM don't worry about the dog sick, the cat will prolly eat it.



 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 05:47:42 PM
LL puts that blue shite down the bog - frightens the life out of me sometimes when I flush the bloody thing!  eeek:

I'm sure that has caused all these problems...  cussing:

Quite so BM, quite so. rubschin:
Most frightening things they are, I agree wholeheartedly. scared2:
I've banned them from the Growler Towers bogatry's.

We could turn all this around quite nicely in your favour here you know.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 05:53:58 PM
LL puts that blue shite down the bog - frightens the life out of me sometimes when I flush the bloody thing!  eeek:

I'm sure that has caused all these problems...  cussing:

Quite so BM, quite so. rubschin:
Most frightening things they are, I agree wholeheartedly. scared2:
I've banned them from the Growler Towers bogatry's.

We could turn all this around quite nicely in your favour here you know.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 31, 2010, 06:34:31 PM
Blue or green stuff down the lav is a definite no no horrible horrible stuff and those things that you hang on the rim. sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 06:47:06 PM
Blue or green stuff down the lav is a definite no no horrible horrible thins stuff and those things that you hang on the rim. sick2:

Agreed...

The ones in the cistern are worse tho... you pull the handle, expecting a gentle flush and instead get

GUSH!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 07:26:03 PM
No. That's what we 'do' into the loo. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 07:41:00 PM
No. That's what we 'do' into the loo. whistle:

No, we GUSH!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 31, 2010, 07:45:36 PM
After 14 pints of Young's and a chicken Phall, I tend not to gush so much as explode. The residue is also guaranteed to remove limescale  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on August 31, 2010, 08:59:03 PM
After 14 pints and a chicken Phall,

Ahhh...Those were the days  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2010, 05:41:55 AM
After 14 pints of Young's and a chicken Phall, I tend not to gush so much as explode. The residue is also guaranteed to remove limescale  8)

Thanks for that  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2010, 05:53:04 AM
What a pleasant start to the day  surrender:



Morning BM ~ at least  some of us are up and about.

06.51 here  rubschin: That's about ten to nine where you are isn't it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2010, 06:02:36 AM
I am here ...in body if not in spirit
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2010, 06:03:02 AM
What a pleasant start to the day  surrender:



Morning BM ~ at least  some of us are up and about.

06.51 here  rubschin: That's about ten to nine where you are isn't it?

Good morning hound,

Indeed it is... Just finished my first cuppah!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2010, 06:08:05 AM
I am here ...in body if not in spirit


And what a body to be here in !!!!!!!!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AceHiG-EEV-0kEM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fi260.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii12%2Fdewalangit2007%2FEmoticon.gif%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=05f12ec5ebbb50dd9cf56a2ca3f7a92fc2aa1e0a)








Well somebody had to say it ............................
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 01, 2010, 08:06:40 AM
[Well somebody had to say it ............................

No they didn't
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 08:08:21 AM
[Well somebody had to say it ............................

No they didn't

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2010, 08:21:48 AM
Bless him ...Snoopy's eyesight is not what it used to be. Thank heavens his sense of smell is better  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 10:20:12 AM
I see BM is absent. Presumably LL is giving him chores to do  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2010, 10:32:42 AM
I see BM is absent. Presumably LL is giving him chores to do  eveilgrin:

Yes...  evil:

She visited her office to get some files... well, when I say her office I mean the new Me Mi storage area... she was not pleased...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 10:35:35 AM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2010, 10:41:53 AM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 03, 2010, 06:31:41 PM
Hi Wenchy!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 03, 2010, 10:13:23 PM
Just me on me own then...or is it  scared2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQzNHmHURF0
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2010, 10:13:55 PM
cough cough  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2010, 10:26:52 PM
I've been in and out. Watched the match earlier.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 03, 2010, 10:35:31 PM
cough cough  whistle:

You weren't here when I posted it...unless you were the shadow... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 03, 2010, 10:38:51 PM
I was busy... travelling.... like!  

And as I am here now, i'll have another Vodka and Tonic to go with the one I just had.  Then I think I will move on to the 2004 bottle of Lussac - St Emilion Le Cadet du Chateau La Claymore which I opened last night.  Claymore a good french name n'est pas?  

I have to check out by 11 tomorrow morning so can you start shouting at 10.30, case I'm not up like.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2010, 10:40:19 PM
cough cough  whistle:

You weren't here when I posted it...unless you were the shadow... eeek:

I was just being quiet ...that's what had you confused   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 03, 2010, 10:44:09 PM
I was busy... travelling.... like! 

And as I am here now, i'll have another Vodka and Tonic to go with the one I just had.  Then I think I will move on to the 2004 bottle of Lussac - St Emilion Le Cadet du Chateau La Claymore which I opened last night.  Claymore a good french name n'est pas? 

I have to check out by 11 tomorrow morning so can you start shouting at 10.30, case I'm not up like.  scared2:

Claymore...Ahh the M18 vintage eh? Explode:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 03, 2010, 10:45:12 PM
cough cough  whistle:

You weren't here when I posted it...unless you were the shadow... eeek:

I was just being quiet ...that's what had you confused   whistle:

You...quiet?   happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2010, 10:51:18 PM
Indeed...just watching and waiting  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2010, 10:52:37 PM
a.k.a. "stalking"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 03, 2010, 11:28:36 PM
I've done a lot of waiting and watching meself like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 03, 2010, 11:29:46 PM
then all of a sudden, two come at once
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 03, 2010, 11:39:50 PM
On me own again...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-scared003.gif&hash=72262d045ca139a91e72b91651b3893e0c22e671) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 03, 2010, 11:45:53 PM
good night all


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FrPRUA.jpg&hash=eb92e34194e1bda4b3737c06439a46d16814a654) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqrPRUA)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2010, 04:53:07 AM
Mornin'.... [yawn]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2010, 07:02:35 AM
Stretch......yawn

Where is everybody?

What time is brekky ?

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2010, 07:25:21 AM
I am sort of here  surrender:

Toast and marmite  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 04, 2010, 07:27:32 AM
Bacon sarnie for me please.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2010, 07:28:03 AM
I didn't say I was making it just what time is it being served ?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 04, 2010, 07:30:42 AM
Wimmin ..... Build a chap's hopes up only to dash them again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2010, 07:35:15 AM
Men...only hearing what they want to  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2010, 07:36:23 AM
...Then I think I will move on to the 2004 bottle of Lussac - St Emilion Le Cadet du Chateau La Claymore which I opened last night.  Claymore a good french name n'est pas?  

How bloody big is the label on that bottle
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2010, 07:39:32 AM
Barman's Seed Bread toast...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2010, 07:49:14 AM
Oh yumster..... cloud9:

You and Pastis will have to have a bake off and I will decide the winner  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2010, 07:51:15 AM
Oh yumster..... cloud9:

You and Pastis will have to have a bake off and I will decide the winner  lol:

A bake-off eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 04, 2010, 07:52:06 AM
I know a layby (in Hampshire  cloud9:) on the way home ( evil:) which does very good bacon sandwiches and I feel I may need to stop.   ;D

It was a very subtle label, all silver writing actually.  There is still half a bottle left, shall I leave it by the kerbside on the A30 you can find it later.... like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2010, 07:52:40 AM
Oh yumster..... cloud9:

You and Pastis will have to have a bake off and I will decide the winner  lol:

A bake-off eh...?  rubschin:

You will need a train set.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2010, 07:55:47 AM
I know a layby (in Hampshire  cloud9:) on the way home ( evil:) which does very good bacon sandwiches and I feel I may need to stop.   ;D

It was a very subtle label, all silver writing actually.  There is still half a bottle left, shall I leave it by the kerbside on the A30 you can find it later.... like.


Half left...?  rubschin:

Bottle not emptied after a session...?  rubschin:

No, sorry, you'll have to run that one past me again...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2010, 08:03:35 AM
I know a layby (in Hampshire  cloud9:) on the way home ( evil:) which does very good bacon sandwiches and I feel I may need to stop.   ;D

It was a very subtle label, all silver writing actually.  There is still half a bottle left, shall I leave it by the kerbside on the A30 you can find it later.... like.


A lay -by eh  eyes: , bacon sarnies  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2010, 08:03:51 AM
Very familiar with layby's  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 04, 2010, 10:33:07 AM
Just had 2 bacon rolls.   ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 05, 2010, 08:11:16 AM
I know a layby (in Hampshire  cloud9:) on the way home ( evil:) which does very good bacon sandwiches and I feel I may need to stop.   ;D

It was a very subtle label, all silver writing actually.  There is still half a bottle left, shall I leave it by the kerbside on the A30 you can find it later.... like.


Half left...?  rubschin:

Bottle not emptied after a session...?  rubschin:

No, sorry, you'll have to run that one past me again...  redface:

I had had vodka and tonics, just fancied a glass of red.... what's the problem... I was travelling and could please myself  do what I wanted  drink what I liked as I had paid for it ... like! ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 05, 2010, 08:16:23 AM
Very familiar with layby's  eyes:

It has good visibility for access and egress like.... and hard to pass because of the smell of the bacon... and its in Hampshire!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 05, 2010, 08:17:08 AM
The case for the defence rests  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2010, 09:08:23 AM
It has good visibility for access and egress like....

Very handy with the long wheelbase Transit and 22ft caravan, or a quick exit after unloading a pickup full of tree-prunings?

whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 05, 2010, 11:38:21 AM
A fine observation if I may say so Darwin  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 05, 2010, 07:07:21 PM
The vehicle I travel on my own in is very beautiful, and looks nothing like a transit or a caravan...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2010, 07:16:30 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FaLBr9.jpg&hash=a2145bdd0e7a2af564240362c1897a45eadc086f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TsaLBr9)
 whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2010, 09:41:34 AM


Quiet innit  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2010, 10:17:00 AM
Been passing yet more of my business experience to those who will come after me. I'm writing "how to do it" fact sheets but it's not until they actually use them do I realise there are things that I take for granted but do need to documented.

My hat's off to writers of manuals.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2010, 10:20:37 AM
Quite right Uncle. I had to write a "how to do it" list for someone and was amazed, as they were, to find out just how many tasks were requred to reach the desired outcome.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2010, 10:24:06 AM


I used to say that I taught my successors all they knew ~ but not all that I knew. That's what consultancy fees are for whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2010, 10:27:34 AM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 10, 2010, 10:30:44 AM
I had to write a How To Do It for myself last week  redface:

It's one of those tasks that I only do about 4 times a year... I think I got up to nearly 20 separate operations on the list to achieve the result.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2010, 10:44:38 AM
Been grocery shopping like...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2010, 10:46:15 AM
Been werking like  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2010, 10:47:09 AM
Been werking like  eeek:
eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2010, 10:57:28 AM
Been werking like  eeek:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2010, 11:48:25 AM
Be fair lads ~ it is Friday, she has to do some work this week.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2010, 12:14:02 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2010, 12:29:57 PM
 whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZeVLCCE2KY
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2010, 12:34:21 PM
Now, now chaps. I'm sure she works very hard.


(for someone in the Public sector)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2010, 12:35:47 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2010, 01:07:56 PM
The day I justify myself to you lot is the day I die  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2010, 01:11:05 PM
OOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!
Little Miss Grumpy-Pants  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2010, 02:30:22 PM
 rubschin:

Defensive ~ something to hide perhaps?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2010, 03:21:20 PM
Possibly.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2010, 05:13:05 PM
Nothing to hide...just had a day of it .  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 10, 2010, 05:15:26 PM

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 whistle:



OI!  I missed that!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2010, 05:16:11 PM

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 whistle:



OI!  I missed that!  evil:
point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 10, 2010, 05:17:54 PM

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 whistle:



OI!  I missed that!  evil:

OI!  You bloody too!  evil: evil:
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2010, 05:18:45 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FaLBr9.jpg&hash=a2145bdd0e7a2af564240362c1897a45eadc086f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TsaLBr9)
 whistle:



OI!  I missed that!  evil:

OI!  You bloody too!  evil: evil:
 point:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 10, 2010, 05:20:13 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FaLBr9.jpg&hash=a2145bdd0e7a2af564240362c1897a45eadc086f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TsaLBr9)
 whistle:



OI!  I missed that!  evil:

OI!  You bloody too!  evil: evil:
 point:

 scared2:
 

Yes.  Yellow!  As if.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 10, 2010, 05:21:17 PM
The day I justify myself to you lot is the day I die  evil:




 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 11, 2010, 05:18:04 AM
Good Morning.  It wasn't comfortable slouched across the bar I should really have gone to bed...  Coffee please... no milk. sugar, more sugar. surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2010, 05:25:41 AM
Morning Barman and Gypsy. Coffee for me too please. A bit quieter in here this morning. I pissed off to the "Mucky Duck"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 11, 2010, 05:51:20 AM
As I recall there were feathers here too.   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2010, 05:52:57 AM
Morning both....  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2010, 06:25:43 AM
Has the broken glass been cleaned up I have bare feet you know  ? scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 11, 2010, 06:26:39 AM
You will be ok over here,  the blood is over there!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2010, 06:29:37 AM
Phew...that'll be the ladies bar will it ....so much nicer , cleaner and with candles on the tables and cushions on the chairs  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2010, 07:07:47 AM
I swept up all the broken glass first thing... must have been quite a night...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2010, 08:18:17 AM
All the fun happens when I take an evening off  tunble:
Morning each!

Anyone fancy a Bonio?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2010, 08:36:43 AM
All the fun happens when I take an evening off  tunble:
Morning each!

Anyone fancy a Bonio?

The candles and cushions have obviously had an effect on Snoopy  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 11, 2010, 08:37:52 AM
We all like to smell good and having something soft to lie on  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2010, 08:39:00 AM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 11, 2010, 08:49:17 AM
Morning all. Strong coffee please - due to having to get up at 2.30am to turn the interior light out in Mrs TMRBB's car...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2010, 08:51:10 AM
Why were you sleeping in her car like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2010, 08:51:37 AM
All the fun happens when I take an evening off  tunble:
Morning each!

Anyone fancy a Bonio?

I like Bonios...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 11, 2010, 08:54:14 AM
Why were you sleeping in her car like?

She had just come in and I was fast akip. She then woke me to tell me she couldn't get the interior light to go off in her car. Hence I had to get up, dressed and then go and sort it. Bloody women... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 12, 2010, 05:58:22 AM
Morning!  A coffee to go with my sugar puffs please.  ;D





 evil:  I'll post one of these now, save time later!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2010, 05:59:18 AM
Morning!  A coffee to go with my sugar puffs please.  ;D





 evil:  I'll post one of these now, save time later!

Wot? Shrugs:












 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 12, 2010, 06:21:50 AM
Morning!  A coffee to go with my sugar puffs please.  ;D





 evil:  I'll post one of these now, save time later!

Wot? Shrugs:












 redface:

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2010, 06:51:57 AM
Morning!  A coffee to go with my sugar puffs please.  ;D





 evil:  I'll post one of these now, save time later!

Wot? Shrugs:












 redface:

 lol:

I can't help myself like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2010, 07:54:15 AM
Morning all. Lovely blue sky here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 12, 2010, 08:11:39 AM
Morning, bright and sunny here.  Real shorts weather 'though even I think it is a tad early....Hic
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 12, 2010, 08:13:05 AM
Morning, bright and sunny here.  Real shorts weather 'though even I think it is a tad early....Hic

 lol:

Set you up nicely for the day though  l 8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 15, 2010, 08:46:29 AM
1. Choclick purchased.........Tick
2. Pot noodles purchased....Tick  sick2:
3. Fizzy drinks purchased...Tick
4. Girle DVD purchased......Tick
5. Spare bed made............Tick

Daughter number two due to arrive just after two this afternoon. cloud9:

I may have a few ticks of my own by the time she leaves. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2010, 08:50:47 AM
Pot Noodles?!  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2010, 08:52:56 AM
Girly DVD!  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
Is "Choclick" an ickle-wickle family word or some vile and unsavoury confection?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 15, 2010, 11:54:56 AM
Both. noooo:

BM naughty step. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2010, 12:20:07 PM
Both. noooo:

BM naughty step. evil:

again?  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2010, 12:22:13 PM
Been thinking about this ~ I reckon it won't be long before that naughty step qualifies for a Blue Plaque "BM SPENT MOST OF HIS LIFE HERE"  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 15, 2010, 12:34:59 PM
 lol: lol: The step has already worn into the faint shape of his backside.  Normally takes hundreds of years and thousands of footfalls on stone steps. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2010, 12:41:53 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 15, 2010, 08:58:32 PM
He does it on purpose...he likes to be...domineered... sex014
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2010, 02:17:31 AM
He does it on purpose...he likes to be...domineered... sex014

Owch!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 17, 2010, 01:22:07 PM
Strangely quiet.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2010, 01:28:26 PM
Strangely quiet.  rubschin:

Extremely quiet...

...but then another forum I frequent has been very quiet today too... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 17, 2010, 05:36:29 PM
There's a bit of a charade going on up the road from here; lots of men in fancy dress air kissing some Italian German tourist  noooo:

Apparently the local plod have arrested some other men in skirts and beards who wanted to do the German in  whacky115

It'd prolly make a good show for the West End  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2010, 07:39:30 PM
We are surrounded by unconvincing transvestites  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 10:48:13 AM
Quiet, innit.  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 20, 2010, 10:51:19 AM
I have been at the quacks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 10:51:44 AM
I have been bizzy like...

Bloody cats!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 20, 2010, 10:52:54 AM
I have been bizzy like...

Bloody cats!  cussing:

Skinned them?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 10:53:35 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 10:53:56 AM
I have been bizzy like...

Bloody cats!  cussing:

Skinned them?

Skinned me - little bastard!

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 10:54:12 AM
I have been lending a shoulder and offering my worldly advice  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 10:54:31 AM
I have been bizzy like...

Bloody cats!  cussing:

Skinned them?

Skinned me - little bastard!

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Looks evil  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 10:54:53 AM
I have been lending a shoulder and offering my worldly advice  whistle:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 10:55:32 AM
I have been lending a shoulder and offering my worldly advice  whistle:
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 10:58:33 AM
The affair of my boss and the director  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 11:00:36 AM
So the saga continues eh?
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2010, 11:02:09 AM
I have been bizzy like...

Bloody cats!  cussing:

Skinned them?

Skinned me - little bastard!

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also just returned from vet with cat, him blocked intestine, me open wallet surgery....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 20, 2010, 11:02:23 AM
I have been lending a shoulder pad and offering my unworldly advice  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 11:04:01 AM
So the saga continues eh?
 Popcorn:


Very much so   scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 11:04:46 AM
SOme twat has just informed me that it is only 95 days until CHristmas  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 11:05:34 AM
I have been bizzy like...

Bloody cats!  cussing:

Skinned them?

Skinned me - little bastard!

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also just returned from vet with cat, him blocked intestine, me open wallet surgery....

This one just turned up on my doorstep on Friday... It totally dominated the other three cats... and the dog...  redface:

Couldn't find where it came from so I took it to Paphiacos this morning... €5 diesel to drive there and back and a €20 guilt donation....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 20, 2010, 11:06:14 AM
SOme twat has just informed me that it is only 95 days until CHristmas  evil:

Haven't you ordered your tree yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 11:08:48 AM
I have been bizzy like...

Bloody cats!  cussing:

Skinned them?

Skinned me - little bastard!

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also just returned from vet with cat, him blocked intestine, me open wallet surgery....

This one just turned up on my doorstep on Friday... It totally dominated the other three cats... and the dog...  redface:

Couldn't find where it came from so I took it to Paphiacos this morning... €5 diesel to drive there and back and a €20 guilt donation....  noooo:

Stray animals seem strangely attracted to you  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2010, 11:11:21 AM
I have been at the quacks.

Me too ~ didn't see you there.   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
I have been bizzy like...

Bloody cats!  cussing:

Skinned them?

Skinned me - little bastard!

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also just returned from vet with cat, him blocked intestine, me open wallet surgery....

This one just turned up on my doorstep on Friday... It totally dominated the other three cats... and the dog...  redface:

Couldn't find where it came from so I took it to Paphiacos this morning... €5 diesel to drive there and back and a €20 guilt donation....  noooo:

Stray animals seem strangely attracted to you  rubschin:

Yes!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 11:13:30 AM
It must be your smell scent
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2010, 11:14:44 AM
I have been bizzy like...

Bloody cats!  cussing:

Skinned them?

Skinned me - little bastard!

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also just returned from vet with cat, him blocked intestine, me open wallet surgery....

This one just turned up on my doorstep on Friday... It totally dominated the other three cats... and the dog...  redface:

Couldn't find where it came from so I took it to Paphiacos this morning... €5 diesel to drive there and back and a €20 guilt donation....  noooo:

also at Paphiacos this morning ,but my bill 387 euros, AND keep him indoors for a week so air con on now ,,,,,,,waiting for leccy bill now....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 20, 2010, 11:26:29 AM
I have been at the quacks.

Me too ~ didn't see you there.   whistle:

Cos I was here, not there.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2010, 11:27:30 AM
I have been at the quacks.

Me too ~ didn't see you there.   whistle:

Cos I was here, not there.

Oh!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 20, 2010, 11:31:50 AM
I have been at the quacks.

Me too ~ didn't see you there.   whistle:

Cos I was here, not there.

Oh!


Me too but you might both have been avoiding me like.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 11:33:13 AM
It must be your smell scent
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 11:40:09 AM
It must be your smell scent
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 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2010, 11:41:48 AM
It must be your smell scent
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 happy001 happy001 happy001

Don't you mean
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 04:03:07 PM
LL agreed to go and see Russian neighbours for a farewell coffee at four (she is off tomorrow)...

When she got there she found they had prepared a five course meal and the table was set for all of us so I was summoned over...  noooo:

[hic] + [burp]

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 04:15:27 PM
I suppose her hovercraft is now full of eels  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 04:21:42 PM
I suppose her hovercraft is now full of eels  ::)

We didn't get that far...  noooo:

Mrs. Russian had learnt "I love you"  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 20, 2010, 04:24:45 PM
Her name wouldn't be Olga by any chance?   eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 04:25:35 PM
 eyes:

Buy a snorkel
 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 04:29:06 PM
 scared2:

They have built a sauna in the garden... I gather I am to join them in it while LL is away...  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 04:33:59 PM
 point:

Take yer own twigs
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 04:34:26 PM
I am scared like...  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
Mr. Russian used to be in the Soviet Navy... he served his time in nuclear submarines.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 20, 2010, 04:35:58 PM
I am scared like...  scared2:

Think yourself lucky there's not snow on the ground outside and a freezing plunge pool  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2010, 04:38:08 PM
How long is LL away for this time?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 20, 2010, 04:39:15 PM
Mr. Russian used to be in the Soviet Navy... he served his time in nuclear submarines.  eeek:

Does he glow in the dark?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 04:45:56 PM
How long is LL away for this time?

Til December 6th...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 04:46:31 PM
Mr. Russian used to be in the Soviet Navy... he served his time in nuclear submarines.  eeek:

Does he glow in the dark?

I haven't been in the dark with him!  cussing:

Nice try tho Uncle...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 04:49:26 PM
K-19  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on September 20, 2010, 04:56:01 PM
Red Oktober  eeek:   Does he have a Scots accent and a white beard?

"Shomething shtrange in the Shauna?"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 05:00:26 PM
Red Oktober  eeek:   Does he have a Scots accent and a white beard?

"Shomething shtrange in the Shauna?"

No Pasty...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 05:03:02 PM
Doesn't Spooks start again tonight  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2010, 05:03:41 PM
Doesn't Spooks start again tonight  cloud9:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 05:04:54 PM
SHe's nuts  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 05:08:58 PM
Someone here will understand me  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2010, 05:10:30 PM
Someone here will understand me  sad24:

We are trying dear.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 20, 2010, 06:00:29 PM
Someone here will understand me  sad24:

Never watched Spooks, but Sophia Myles who stars in it was on TV Saturday morning.  eyes:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 06:11:21 PM
Why is she in a sauna?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 06:25:09 PM
Cos there is some hot stuff in Spooks  eyes:

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 Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 20, 2010, 06:57:48 PM
Cos there is some hot stuff in Spooks  eyes:

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 Drool: Drool: Drool:

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Can you see the resemblance?  whistle: We've never been seen in the same room
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 07:00:42 PM
Cos there is some hot stuff in Spooks  eyes:

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 Drool: Drool: Drool:

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Can you see the resemblance?  whistle: We've never been seen in the same room

 rubschin:

Mmmm ...are you his dad  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 20, 2010, 07:02:13 PM
Cheeky...

He's prolly gay anyhoo...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2010, 07:09:50 PM
In which case I could show him what he's missing  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2010, 07:11:21 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 20, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
Doesn't Spooks start again tonight  cloud9:

It does indeed Miss D hope you are watching it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 20, 2010, 08:55:41 PM
I have been at the quacks.

Me too ~ didn't see you there.   whistle:

And me. surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 21, 2010, 07:57:32 AM
Someone here will understand me  sad24:

Never watched Spooks, but Sophia Myles who stars in it was on TV Saturday morning.  eyes:


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I've never watched it either but young Sophia could make me change my mind. She's yumster.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2010, 07:58:36 AM
Doesn't Spooks start again tonight  cloud9:

It does indeed Miss D hope you are watching it.

Lucas didn't get his top off last night  sad32:

I'm writing in to Points of View  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 21, 2010, 04:46:08 PM
Was there any particular point you wanted to view?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 01, 2010, 03:03:23 AM
Who's there..... that you Barman?   scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2010, 03:57:20 AM
Sorry... overslept after celebrating with Uncle all day yesterday... [hic]  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 03, 2010, 07:32:02 PM
All watching X Factor prolly  noooo:...roll on I'm a Celebrity in November... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2010, 02:22:20 AM
Where are you now then eh, EH?   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 04, 2010, 03:30:44 AM
I've helped myself to a cup of tea as there is no one here, 'spect Barman has took the dog out.   ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2010, 04:08:19 AM
I've helped myself to a cup of tea as there is no one here, 'spect Barman has took the dog out.   ;D

Both dogs!

I am dogsitting for a week!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 04, 2010, 04:48:04 AM
I've helped myself to a cup of tea as there is no one here, 'spect Barman has took the dog out.   ;D

Both dogs!

I am dogsitting for a week!  evil:

Its a hard life....    ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2010, 06:02:26 AM
I've helped myself to a cup of tea as there is no one here, 'spect Barman has took the dog out.   ;D

Both dogs!

I am dogsitting for a week!  evil:

Its a hard life....    ;D

Bloody thing barked at me this morning... then pissed all over my office floor...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2010, 06:12:33 AM
Even the dog larfs at you  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2010, 06:20:48 AM
Even the dog larfs at you  whistle:

Yes...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2010, 07:25:45 AM
 whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FC4b39.gif&hash=4df569045192076fad921b45bf9c3802e4a9ffd7) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 14, 2010, 07:07:10 PM
 rubschin:  Ah!  Nigella is on....  I'll just help myself to one of those then.  And one of those.  And an umbrella.  I'll just top it up with some sweet Martini... just a bit more.  Perfick.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 07:24:36 PM
I have opened a rather smashing 17 y/o Bowmore if anybody would like to join me...? I intend to drink all of it...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 14, 2010, 07:37:13 PM
you'll be sorry....in the morning...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 14, 2010, 07:39:29 PM
I'll help you be sorry in the morning... what's Bowmore... will I like it?   scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 07:41:17 PM
I'll help you be sorry in the morning... what's Bowmore... will I like it?   scared2:

It is awesome!  cloud9:

Slips down very nicely...  cloud9:

Here (http://www.bowmore.co.uk/age-verification)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 07:41:49 PM
you'll be sorry....in the morning...

Bah, tomorrer might never come like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Hard to beat a nice Islay Malt.


Unless ................
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anybooze.com%2Fekmps%2Fshops%2Fanyboozecom%2Fimages%2Fglenturret-10-year-old-malt-whisky-39-p.jpg&hash=d5190be1b88b562d05b83e12a8a02101ef3599ea)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 07:45:28 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2010, 07:47:13 PM
I also have one numbered bottle of
http://www.drinksdirect.co.uk/acatalog/Glenmorangie_25_Year_Old.html

Currently Worth £195 apparently.

I was given two bottles when we had the pub .... from the first ever release of the 25 Year Old hence the numbers on the bottles. It has aged in the cask for 25 years and in the bottle (which shouldn't make any difference) since 1990

I'm saving it for my wake!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 07:48:42 PM
I also have one numbered bottle of
http://www.drinksdirect.co.uk/acatalog/Glenmorangie_25_Year_Old.html

Worth £195 apparently.

I'm saving it for my wake!

You'll miss it!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 14, 2010, 07:49:44 PM
you'll be sorry....in the morning...

Bah, tomorrer might never come like...  noooo:

Ok I can cope with one of those, something I would normally drink during the present giving festival but hey I can bend the rules.  Its what I'm good at.  cloud9:

Sante!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 07:50:45 PM
you'll be sorry....in the morning...

Bah, tomorrer might never come like...  noooo:

Ok I can cope with one of those, something I would normally drink during the present giving festival but hey I can bend the rules.  Its what I'm good at.  cloud9:

Sante!
I'll pour you a biggun like...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 14, 2010, 07:55:33 PM
Good... Chocks away or words to that effect.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 14, 2010, 07:58:31 PM
you'll be sorry....in the morning...

Bah, tomorrer might never come like...  noooo:

Well is doesn't in here, hence the sign above the bar

'FREE BEER TOMORROW'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 08:01:25 PM
you'll be sorry....in the morning...

Bah, tomorrer might never come like...  noooo:

Well is doesn't in here, hence the sign above the bar

'FREE BEER TOMORROW'

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2010, 08:10:20 PM
I also have one numbered bottle of
http://www.drinksdirect.co.uk/acatalog/Glenmorangie_25_Year_Old.html

Worth £195 apparently.

I'm saving it for my wake!

You'll miss it!  eeek:

Who do you think drank the other bottle?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 08:14:49 PM
I also have one numbered bottle of
http://www.drinksdirect.co.uk/acatalog/Glenmorangie_25_Year_Old.html

Worth £195 apparently.

I'm saving it for my wake!

You'll miss it!  eeek:

Who do you think drank the other bottle?  eyes:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2010, 08:16:31 PM
angel1 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
Oh my poor head (for tomorrer like)...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 14, 2010, 08:24:26 PM
Oh my poor head (for tomorrer like)...  noooo:

shears.. hic mean cheers..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2010, 08:31:05 PM
Oh my poor head (for tomorrer like)...  noooo:

shears.. hic mean cheers..

[hic]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 24, 2010, 09:22:05 PM
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqZ8428GSrI
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2010, 03:10:36 AM
Even emptyerer now....  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 25, 2010, 04:49:01 AM
Its not now, Good Morning.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 05, 2010, 04:36:09 PM
Is everyone on strike?

Too bloody quiet!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 05, 2010, 04:51:15 PM
I really have been busy at work this afternoon.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 06:00:41 PM
I went to the fireworks display on the British Base - awesomely spectacular show on the beach... amazing...  cloud9:

Thank you taxpayers!  worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2010, 06:15:04 PM
Bastardo. I have three "free" ones here to choose from. That is why my council tax is so extortionate  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2010, 06:19:50 PM



But it is for the kiddies!



Actually it sounds like the Gunfight at the OK Coral outside. Fortunately SWWLTBO took ours to one at Rhuddlan Castle last week. Combined Halloween and Fireworks so all parties were satisfied.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 06:23:15 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 08, 2010, 06:38:29 PM
I know I have been out and about a lot recently, but is it getting quiter in here?

Seems to be less peeps around.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2010, 06:42:51 PM
BOO
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 08, 2010, 06:45:20 PM
Nick seems to have reception problems (Dongles don't work well in old, renovated buildings ... too much steelwork in the construction) or is very busy in his new home.
TMR has gone quiet, prolly working hard and BM is travelling toward the UK where he will be a busy boy for a week.  tunble:


Nick immediately proves me wrong!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2010, 06:51:17 PM
Been in meetings absolutely all day  Banghead

And not great news tonight which I am trying to come to terms with.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 08, 2010, 06:57:45 PM
Not a joking matter then ....... Sorry for you.  happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2010, 07:01:16 PM
Oh no ....carry on joking. This place always guarantees a smile ...I wouldn't be without it  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on November 08, 2010, 07:42:16 PM
I've been in Somerset, looking into a fatal collision...the deceased relatives are overseas and don't know yet... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 09, 2010, 12:13:39 AM
I've been in Somerset, looking into a fatal collision...the deceased relatives are overseas and don't know yet... noooo:

bad taste I know,............... but if the relatives are deceased...??????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2010, 08:31:50 AM
I've been in Somerset, looking into a fatal collision...the deceased relatives are overseas and don't know yet... noooo:

bad taste I know,............... but if the relatives are deceased...??????

Good man, pedantry always trumps good taste in the VP.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 09, 2010, 08:57:42 AM
Mornin' all.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2010, 08:58:54 AM
Greetings
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 09, 2010, 09:00:12 AM
I've been in Somerset, looking into a fatal collision...the deceased relatives are overseas and don't know yet... noooo:

bad taste I know,............... but if the relatives are deceased...??????

Good man, pedantry always trumps good taste in the VP.  ;)


 lol: lol:  So we are all here but just lurking.  Morning people.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:00:39 AM
Wotcher TMR .... How's it hangin'?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 09, 2010, 09:01:00 AM
Suddenly got busy.

Where's BM?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 09:02:42 AM
Hello all ~ what's new?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:03:37 AM



Suddenly got busy.

Where's BM?


I spoke to him earlier ~ he is still *coughing*
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:03:57 AM
Greetings

Get stuffed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:07:36 AM
 cloud9:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAL9HG2p98g
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:08:58 AM



Suddenly got busy.

Where's BM?


I spoke to him earlier ~ he is still *coughing*

He is getting better though in'he? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 09, 2010, 09:09:54 AM
Greetings

Get stuffed.

Charming  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2010, 09:11:54 AM
Greetings

Get stuffed.
sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:12:05 AM
Greetings

Get stuffed.

Charming  eeek:

Didn't have your quote attached did it?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:12:41 AM



Suddenly got busy.

Where's BM?


I spoke to him earlier ~ he is still *coughing*

He is getting better though in'he? rubschin:


Well he seems to have reached the UK ...... more than that I couldn't say.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:14:20 AM
**cough** **cough** **wheeze** **splutter**  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:14:48 AM



Suddenly got busy.

Where's BM?


I spoke to him earlier ~ he is still *coughing*

He is getting better though in'he? rubschin:


Well he seems to have reached the UK ...... more than that I couldn't say.

Will he reach B'ham by Friday though?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:16:00 AM



Suddenly got busy.

Where's BM?


I spoke to him earlier ~ he is still *coughing*

He is getting better though in'he? rubschin:


Well he seems to have reached the UK ...... more than that I couldn't say.

Will he reach B'ham by Friday though?


If he starts off now he might .... he'll need some Kendle Mint Cake to sustain him on the walk tho'.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:17:30 AM
**cough** **cough** **wheeze** **splutter**  noooo:

Oh ffs.  ::)
You a man or a mouse man?

Shake yerself up and stop this bloody dramatising.
If you were fit enough to travel, you can't actually  be that bad, and a mere 100 mile drive up the M6 certainly won't harm you, will it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:17:56 AM



Suddenly got busy.

Where's BM?


I spoke to him earlier ~ he is still *coughing*

He is getting better though in'he? rubschin:


Well he seems to have reached the UK ...... more than that I couldn't say.

Will he reach B'ham by Friday though?


If he starts off now he might .... he'll need some Kendle Mint Cake to sustain him on the walk tho'.

I haven't even tried starting the charabanc yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 09, 2010, 09:18:57 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F3gdHA.jpg&hash=547db2d82a36496a49e58c3c7198ebcce6a0df9a) (http://postimage.org/image/6m4490tg/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:19:52 AM



Suddenly got busy.

Where's BM?


I spoke to him earlier ~ he is still *coughing*

He is getting better though in'he? rubschin:


Well he seems to have reached the UK ...... more than that I couldn't say.

Will he reach B'ham by Friday though?


If he starts off now he might .... he'll need some Kendle Mint Cake to sustain him on the walk tho'.

I haven't even tried starting the charabanc yet...  noooo:

Don't tell me. That's feeling a bit under the weather too p'raps?  sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:20:37 AM
**cough** **cough** **wheeze** **splutter**  noooo:

Oh ffs.  ::)
You a man or a mouse man?

Shake yerself up and stop this bloody dramatising.
If you were fit enough to travel, you can't actually  be that bad, and a mere 100 mile drive up the M6 certainly won't harm you, will it?

I've got to get to Ashford this morning... pick up a big valve head and a clubby bumper like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:23:13 AM
**cough** **cough** **wheeze** **splutter**  noooo:

Oh ffs.  ::)
You a man or a mouse man?

Shake yerself up and stop this bloody dramatising.
If you were fit enough to travel, you can't actually  be that bad, and a mere 100 mile drive up the M6 certainly won't harm you, will it?

I've got to get to Ashford this morning... pick up a big valve head and a clubby bumper like...  cloud9:

Oh, so you ARE better then?
Most satisfactory, and therefore promoted back to best friend status. happy088

You were wavering for a mo there.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 09, 2010, 09:24:44 AM
**cough** **cough** **wheeze** **splutter**  noooo:

Oh ffs.  ::)
You a man or a mouse man?

Shake yerself up and stop this bloody dramatising.
If you were fit enough to travel, you can't actually  be that bad, and a mere 100 mile drive up the M6 certainly won't harm you, will it?

I've got to get to Ashford this morning... pick up a big valve head and a clubby bumper like...  cloud9:

Kent or Middlesex?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:26:16 AM
I foretell a very disappointed bear.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:28:18 AM
**cough** **cough** **wheeze** **splutter**  noooo:

Oh ffs.  ::)
You a man or a mouse man?

Shake yerself up and stop this bloody dramatising.
If you were fit enough to travel, you can't actually  be that bad, and a mere 100 mile drive up the M6 certainly won't harm you, will it?

I've got to get to Ashford this morning... pick up a big valve head and a clubby bumper like...  cloud9:

Kent or Middlesex?

Kent like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:30:01 AM
I foretell a very disappointed bear.

Why'sat then ey?
Doesn't actually matter to me where he gets his bumper and stuff from tbqh, just as long as he gets it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:31:31 AM
It's in the tea leaves and the tea leaves are always right.
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:32:47 AM
It's in the tea leaves and the tea leaves are always right.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shootingatbubbles.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F05%2Ftea-leaves.jpg&hash=28e93ca4a2d9eddb698c38c6d57be4d8efe4c94f)

The leaves tell me that your tea bag broke!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:34:48 AM
TEA BAGS!  eeek:


Cost us the Empire did the tea bag!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 09, 2010, 09:34:51 AM
**cough** **cough** **wheeze** **splutter**  noooo:

Oh ffs.  ::)
You a man or a mouse man?

Shake yerself up and stop this bloody dramatising.
If you were fit enough to travel, you can't actually  be that bad, and a mere 100 mile drive up the M6 certainly won't harm you, will it?

I've got to get to Ashford this morning... pick up a big valve head and a clubby bumper like...  cloud9:

Kent or Middlesex?

Kent like...

Flooded, more like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 09, 2010, 09:35:41 AM
Appearing in Epsom this week -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F3jFI0.jpg&hash=e4fd5a0c0f7f70c89dad6ebd4283d5227d5aeb3c) (http://postimage.org/image/6q4007s4/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:37:42 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:39:10 AM
It's in the tea leaves and the tea leaves are always right.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shootingatbubbles.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F05%2Ftea-leaves.jpg&hash=28e93ca4a2d9eddb698c38c6d57be4d8efe4c94f)

Snoopy.
I'm not one for being rude to you normally, but what tf are you actually rambling on about ey? ::)
Do you need a little lie down p'raps?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:41:15 AM
Appearing in Epsom this week -


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F3jFI0.jpg&hash=e4fd5a0c0f7f70c89dad6ebd4283d5227d5aeb3c) (http://postimage.org/image/6q4007s4/)


 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:44:36 AM
It's in the tea leaves and the tea leaves are always right.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shootingatbubbles.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F05%2Ftea-leaves.jpg&hash=28e93ca4a2d9eddb698c38c6d57be4d8efe4c94f)

Snoopy.
I'm not one for being rude to you normally, but what tf are you actually rambling on about ey? ::)
Do you need a little lie down p'raps?


Don't ask me mate ~ I have no idea most of the time.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:47:31 AM
Did you actually ever get the pictures of the bumper BM?
Is it a good un?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:49:12 AM
Did you actually ever get the pictures of the bumper BM?
Is it a good un?

Looked good in the picture as did the lights and other bits...

Will obviously check it out when I get there today...

Mind you, clubby bumpers are as rare as rocking horse shite so even if i have to get it re-chromed it will sill be a bargain...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:51:38 AM
Did you actually ever get the pictures of the bumper BM?
Is it a good un?

Looked good in the picture as did the lights and other bits...

Will obviously check it out when I get there today...

Mind you, clubby bumpers are as rare as rocking horse shite so even if i have to get it re-chromed it will sill be a bargain...

Quite so. Chrome isn't a problem, apart from being a bit pricey like. No, it's the actual straightness of it that counts.

How much then, or can't you say...prying eyes and all that stuff like? ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:55:54 AM
Did you actually ever get the pictures of the bumper BM?
Is it a good un?

Looked good in the picture as did the lights and other bits...

Will obviously check it out when I get there today...

Mind you, clubby bumpers are as rare as rocking horse shite so even if i have to get it re-chromed it will sill be a bargain...

Quite so. Chrome isn't a problem, apart from being a bit pricey like. No, it's the actual straightness of it that counts.

How much then, or can't you say...prying eyes and all that stuff like? ;)

The bumper, two rear light clusters, crankshaft pulley with damper (also as rare as rocking horse shit) and a heater control panel - £60.

But then I added top and bottom padded dsahboard rails, eyeball air vents and a big valve head - £300

gawd knows what the bill will be by the time I've finished rooting around there today...  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 09, 2010, 09:59:00 AM
Did you actually ever get the pictures of the bumper BM?
Is it a good un?

Looked good in the picture as did the lights and other bits...

Will obviously check it out when I get there today...

Mind you, clubby bumpers are as rare as rocking horse shite so even if i have to get it re-chromed it will sill be a bargain...

Quite so. Chrome isn't a problem, apart from being a bit pricey like. No, it's the actual straightness of it that counts.

How much then, or can't you say...prying eyes and all that stuff like? ;)

The bumper, two rear light clusters, crankshaft pulley with damper (also as rare as rocking horse shit) and a heater control panel - £60.

But then I added top and bottom padded dsahboard rails, eyeball air vents and a big valve head - £300

gawd knows what the bill will be by the time I've finished rooting around there today...  scared2:


Prolly still cheaper than LL's new hat ~ for the Christening like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2010, 09:59:39 AM
Did you actually ever get the pictures of the bumper BM?
Is it a good un?

Looked good in the picture as did the lights and other bits...

Will obviously check it out when I get there today...

Mind you, clubby bumpers are as rare as rocking horse shite so even if i have to get it re-chromed it will sill be a bargain...

Quite so. Chrome isn't a problem, apart from being a bit pricey like. No, it's the actual straightness of it that counts.

How much then, or can't you say...prying eyes and all that stuff like? ;)

The bumper, two rear light clusters, crankshaft pulley with damper (also as rare as rocking horse shit) and a heater control panel - £60.

But then I added top and bottom padded dsahboard rails, eyeball air vents and a big valve head - £300

gawd knows what the bill will be by the time I've finished rooting around there today...  scared2:


Prolly still cheaper than LL's new hat ~ for the Christening like.

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 09, 2010, 09:59:59 AM
Did you actually ever get the pictures of the bumper BM?
Is it a good un?

Looked good in the picture as did the lights and other bits...

Will obviously check it out when I get there today...

Mind you, clubby bumpers are as rare as rocking horse shite so even if i have to get it re-chromed it will sill be a bargain...

Quite so. Chrome isn't a problem, apart from being a bit pricey like. No, it's the actual straightness of it that counts.

How much then, or can't you say...prying eyes and all that stuff like? ;)

The bumper, two rear light clusters, crankshaft pulley with damper (also as rare as rocking horse shit) and a heater control panel - £60.

But then I added top and bottom padded dsahboard rails, eyeball air vents and a big valve head - £300

gawd knows what the bill will be by the time I've finished rooting around there today...  scared2:

It'll be werth it though.
Think just how sweet as a nut this is going to look when it's finished ey? cloud9:

Could be some more good stuff at the show on Friday for you to browse over too ey? cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 12, 2010, 03:23:26 PM
 tunble:

They must be all at the NEC  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 12, 2010, 03:48:24 PM
Now I'm on me own like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 12, 2010, 04:50:56 PM
I was at a funeral at Beckenham cemetery.

Weather was foul.
Weather still foul, but glad to be home.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2010, 05:57:28 PM
I was asleep in the arm chair  redface:          ....           did I miss anything?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 13, 2010, 06:03:24 AM
Quick cup of tea then off to work.  I can see you sat there Pastis but suspect you will be looking over a different horizon.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 06:44:32 AM
Tea please! **cough**
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2010, 08:06:51 AM
This isn't Blockbusters you know  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimgres%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.wedigtv.com%2Ftemplates%2Fgeneric%2Fgfx%2Finstructions%2Fblockbusters%2F1979_01%2F000.jpg%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Bei%3DCUfeTJn0AYf84AahvaT9DA%26amp%3Bved%3D0CAQQ8wc%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNHP0znY9y3DyZvgOYnqrGjqmN-1DA&hash=4f9cdc3918f38141cb1aa5fd527756471b4cd4c0)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 13, 2010, 08:07:59 AM
This isn't Blockbusters you know  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimgres%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.wedigtv.com%2Ftemplates%2Fgeneric%2Fgfx%2Finstructions%2Fblockbusters%2F1979_01%2F000.jpg%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Bei%3DCUfeTJn0AYf84AahvaT9DA%26amp%3Bved%3D0CAQQ8wc%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNHP0znY9y3DyZvgOYnqrGjqmN-1DA&hash=4f9cdc3918f38141cb1aa5fd527756471b4cd4c0)

haven't thay gone bust?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 08:09:30 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newprophecy.net%2FCarol_Vorderman.jpg&hash=6e4d9ef03a37e2740d3b6e688a163d526528bedb)


I think she meant Countdown.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 13, 2010, 08:13:46 AM
She looks like she has achieved escape velocity.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 08:14:44 AM
She looks like she has achieved escape velocity.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2010, 08:15:14 AM
No ..I meant Blockbusters  evil: ...."Can I have a P please Bob ? "

Does no one understand me ?  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 13, 2010, 08:15:43 AM
I see Pontins have gone into administration,
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 13, 2010, 08:16:32 AM
No ..I meant Blockbusters  evil: ...."Can I have a P please Bob ? "

Does no one understand me ?  sad24:

Bit late to be asking that question.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 08:18:04 AM
No ..I meant Blockbusters  evil: ...."Can I have a P please Bob ? "

Does no one understand me ?  sad24:


Apparently not  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 08:18:04 AM
No ..I meant Blockbusters  evil: ...."Can I have a P please Bob ? "

Does no one understand me ?  sad24:

Bit late to be asking that question.

And a bit early to try and answer it!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2010, 08:19:18 AM
No ..I meant Blockbusters  evil: ...."Can I have a P please Bob ? "

Does no one understand me ?  sad24:


Apparently not  point:

Well I shall just consider that your deficiency  rather than my problem  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2010, 08:23:23 AM
No ..I meant Blockbusters  evil: ...."Can I have a P please Bob ? "

Does no one understand me ?  sad24:


Apparently not  point:

Well I shall just consider that your deficiency  rather than my problem  whistle:

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 13, 2010, 08:43:34 AM
I am here in body but not in mind. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2010, 09:21:38 AM
I am here in body but not in mind. noooo:

We don't mind... leave the body....  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 13, 2010, 11:25:31 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 15, 2010, 05:01:49 AM
Wonder what time the heating comes on in here?  Will make a large frothy coffee.  Wonder what everyone else is up to... oh  BM will be weighing his case for the tenth time. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 15, 2010, 06:52:34 AM
Working ....already  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2010, 07:44:57 AM
Waiting for me taxi  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2010, 07:47:34 AM


Using crowbar to get THW out of bed.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on November 15, 2010, 08:34:27 AM
Bloody f-ing horrid tube!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2010, 06:52:45 PM


Using crowbar to get THW out of bed.  evil:

If I may make a suggestion

http://www.gadgets.co.uk/item/SONICGRENADE/Sonic-Grenade-Alarm.html

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2010, 08:04:05 PM
 

eeek:............. rubschin:.................. eveilgrin:.............. Xmas4:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2010, 08:22:41 PM
I'm here now!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on November 15, 2010, 08:54:25 PM
The pub ghost is back...I felt a disturbance... scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2010, 08:56:44 PM
The pub ghost is back...I felt a disturbance... scared2:

I am not disturbed!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on November 15, 2010, 09:03:54 PM
Shhhh...I'm a Celebrity's on...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2010, 09:05:33 PM
Shhhh...I'm a Celebrity's on...

Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 15, 2010, 09:06:47 PM
The pub ghost is back...I felt a disturbance... scared2:

I am not disturbed!  cussing:

Can we have a second opinion?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2010, 09:07:26 PM
The pub ghost is back...I felt a disturbance... scared2:

I am not disturbed!  cussing:

Can we have a second opinion?  whistle:

No!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2010, 01:01:08 PM
The pub ghost is back...I felt a disturbance... scared2:

I am not disturbed!  cussing:

Can we have a second opinion?  whistle:

Where does 'disturbed' sit on a scale of 'odd' to 'barking' ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: beerhead on November 16, 2010, 01:09:01 PM
More likely to be Dagenham East (4 stops past Barking !)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2010, 01:19:11 PM
More likely to be Dagenham East (4 stops past Barking !)
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 01:19:28 PM
doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2010, 01:22:20 PM
I have had a man flu relapse and had to go back to bed  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2010, 01:26:24 PM
My Man flu is cured like... **cough** well nearly....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2010, 08:24:24 PM
The pub ghost is back...I felt a disturbance... scared2:

I am not disturbed!  cussing:

Can we have a second opinion?  whistle:

Where does 'disturbed' sit on a scale of 'odd' to 'barking' ?

Barking is about the middle of the scale, disturbed is 2 steps below Nick  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2010, 07:00:35 AM
Been here hours, cleaned the bogs, changed barrels, swept the car park and still

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnApJcGBDFY
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2010, 07:02:55 AM

Nick has arrived  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 18, 2010, 10:21:24 AM
You say that as if it is a good thing. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2010, 10:25:47 AM
Well I am off now. Back about 9.30
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2010, 10:27:02 AM

Hope you have a good time, not too acrimonious.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2010, 10:27:31 AM
You say that as if it is a good thing. noooo:


It's certainly no bad thing.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 18, 2010, 10:38:05 AM
Well I am off now. Back about 9.30

Have a great day - I'm sure you will be thrilled to see The Boy  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 20, 2010, 06:15:16 AM
Good Morning BM any chance of a tea with a drop of something in it.  I have a temperature, a sore throat and seem to be coughing.... on second thoughts I'll make it myself.  Would hate to pick up anyone else's germs.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 06:51:10 AM
Sorry... I was just taking Tinks to the airport...  redface:

Normal service resumed now tho...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 07:43:37 AM
Did she want to go to the airport or was this just a whim of yours?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 07:51:24 AM
Did she want to go to the airport or was this just a whim of yours?

A whim...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 08:08:57 AM
Did she want to go to the airport or was this just a whim of yours?

A whim...  redface:

Away a whim away?

Did you see any sleeping lions?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 08:13:57 AM
Did she want to go to the airport or was this just a whim of yours?

A whim...  redface:

Away a whim away?

Did you see any sleeping lions?

doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 20, 2010, 08:18:27 AM
What? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 20, 2010, 08:13:04 PM
Nice one Miss C.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2010, 08:13:47 PM
Nice one Miss C.

Don't encourage her Uncle...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 21, 2010, 06:44:35 AM
Well, here I am again... all on my own.   Ok... I'll have one of those, and one of those, and I'll top it up with a marshmallow.  mmmmm!    lol:

Good Morning All.  Big Hug Miss D.   


Ok, stay in bed I'm off to work.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2010, 06:59:58 AM
Tipsy was leaving the car park as I got here. I see from her windscreen that her "tax is still in the post", from a distance the last one looked like a Double Diamond label to me
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 07:09:20 AM
Tipsy was leaving the car park as I got here. I see from her windscreen that her "tax is still in the post", from a distance the last one looked like a Double Diamond label to me

 ;D

I was walking the dog... you'll notice that the floors had been swept and the ashtrays emptied first thing I trust...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 21, 2010, 07:11:21 AM
It's not as we make much mess anyway.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 07:17:14 AM
It's not as we make much mess anyway.  angel1

No, of course not... I'll get some more sawdust....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2010, 07:18:15 AM
I noticed the bits you missed.

Ref the ashtrays, do they have the smoking ban over there?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 07:20:48 AM
I noticed the bits you missed.

Ref the ashtrays, do they have the smoking ban over there?

Supposedly a complete ban like the UK...  ::)

It isn't widely enforced, most restaurants allow you to spark up after a certain time and there are moves in the government to repeal it or at least allow choice...

Smoking ban ‘too severe’, say MPs (http://www.cyprus-mail.com/cyprus/smoking-ban-too-severe-say-mps/20101016)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 07:40:47 AM
 sleep017  Keep the noise down
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2010, 08:44:23 AM
Is it too early for a gin and tonic?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 08:48:42 AM
Is it too early for a gin and tonic?

never too early .........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 08:58:57 AM
Is it too early for a gin and tonic?

Ice and slice?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2010, 09:02:23 AM
Umm yes please.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:06:34 AM
I'll get a lemon off me tree like...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 21, 2010, 09:12:26 AM
Show off.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:22:46 AM
Show off.

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 09:24:00 AM
I'll get a lemon off me tree like...  ;)

I'm hungry ~ pluck us a couple of lotus blossoms while you're out there.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:25:08 AM

I'm hungry ~ pluck us a couple of lotus blossoms while you're out there.  evil:

I've got figs, pomegranates and olives at the moment... would they do...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 09:26:36 AM

I'm hungry ~ pluck us a couple of lotus blossoms while you're out there.  evil:

I've got figs, pomegranates and olives at the moment... would they do...?

Oh .... I suppose so  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:45:51 AM

I'm hungry ~ pluck us a couple of lotus blossoms while you're out there.  evil:

I've got figs, pomegranates and olives at the moment... would they do...?

Oh .... I suppose so  ::)

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 11:00:31 AM

I'm hungry ~ pluck us a couple of lotus blossoms while you're out there.  evil:

I've got figs, pomegranates and olives at the moment... would they do...?

Oh .... I suppose so  ::)

 lol:

B@ST@RD!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 21, 2010, 06:42:10 PM
Tipsy was leaving the car park as I got here. I see from her windscreen that her "tax is still in the post", from a distance the last one looked like a Double Diamond label to me


 redface:  Oh was that you... I spotted a car with fancy markings all over it and thought it was the coppers... like.    8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 09:15:20 PM
Is it Cyprus night ..??? oh cheap drinks ...???


4 Guests, 3 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
apc2010, Baldy, Barman
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 09:16:40 PM


Doesn't mean I'm not watching!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2010, 09:23:38 PM
Unhappy hour... Buy one drink get charged for two?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:26:14 PM
Unhappy hour... Buy one drink get charged for two?

And get your car clamped - release fee €250...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2010, 09:28:42 PM
Looks like we might be staying longer than you think.

No money for the release fee, just a few drinks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:29:40 PM
Looks like we might be staying longer than you think.

No money for the release fee, just a few drinks.

Post-clampage drinks €50... cash only like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
Good job I put a few in before the news of the clamping.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:32:18 PM
Good job I put a few in before the news of the clamping.  ;D

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2010, 09:34:04 PM
Can I have one of my refills please...and a hacksaw?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:34:58 PM
Can I have one of my refills please...and a hacksaw?  whistle:

I have some cake (with hidden hacksaw), €250  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2010, 09:36:25 PM
No cake thanks, I have already eaten.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:37:01 PM
No cake thanks, I have already eaten.

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 09:40:29 PM
Can I have one of my refills please...and a hacksaw?  whistle:

I have some cake (with hidden hacksaw), €250  whistle:

made in your breadmaker ...???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:41:27 PM
Can I have one of my refills please...and a hacksaw?  whistle:

I have some cake (with hidden hacksaw), €250  whistle:

made in your breadmaker ...???

Yes... it is buggered now - hence €250  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2010, 09:41:49 PM
Can I have one of my refills please...and a hacksaw?  whistle:

I have some cake (with hidden hacksaw), €250  whistle:

And the odd car part?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:42:44 PM
Can I have one of my refills please...and a hacksaw?  whistle:

I have some cake (with hidden hacksaw), €250  whistle:

And the odd car part?  whistle:

I have some very odd car parts....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 09:44:52 PM
Can I have one of my refills please...and a hacksaw?  whistle:

I have some cake (with hidden hacksaw), €250  whistle:

And the odd car part?  whistle:



in the dishwasher ...????  or oven...???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2010, 09:45:59 PM
Well I must be off now.

Got to go and get sime ciggys, then sit down and prepare my defense for court on Wednesday.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 09:47:07 PM
Well I must be off now.

Got to go and get sime ciggys, then sit down and prepare my defense for court on Wednesday.  noooo:

Good luck with that mate...  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 09:47:34 PM
Well I must be off now.

Got to go and get sime ciggys, then sit down and prepare my defense for court on Wednesday.  noooo:


WOT........!!! am I drinking with an outlaw ..???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2010, 09:51:53 PM
Some EU lot are supposed to be helping me take on the local/national courts.

They do not seem to be helping too much though, I might have to try and represent myself.  noooo:

This might go on for a long time or I might get banged up for acting the idiot and contempt of court.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 09:54:58 PM
property probs..???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 21, 2010, 11:18:22 PM
Hey JOM wasn't it just us two this morning and looks like we are here again.  Wonder where they all are?  I think I need either another large glass of shirez or a very very small coffee with something in it.   You buying?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 11:28:05 PM
oi.... cussing:  I am here ....."funky "coffee for me too please ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 21, 2010, 11:37:23 PM
oi.... cussing:  I am here ....."funky "coffee for me too please ....

Oh I beg your pardon but you were not here then, and  I don't answer to oi!  noooo: I think you would be more comfortable over there .... in Nick's corner.



Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 11:40:29 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 12:16:43 AM
property probs..???

No, which as we know is unusual over here.

Just some crap about me being misold as guarantor. noooo:

The EU lot seem to think it should be a walk in the park, but as the court date is arriving soon I want to make sure I have got everything I need just in case like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2010, 12:18:49 AM
property probs..???

No, which as we know is unusual over here.

Just some crap about me being misold as guarantor. noooo:

The EU lot seem to think it should be a walk in the park, but as the court date is arriving soon I want to make sure I have got everything I need just in case like.


good luck ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 12:23:58 AM
Cheers for that.  smile:

The way I have seen the legal system work here leaves a lot to be desired.

But it is now over to the EU chaps. They can get bogged down in the process.

I will now become a marked man, trying to turn the system over.

If you don't hear from m...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on November 22, 2010, 01:23:05 AM
property probs..???

No, which as we know is unusual over here.

Just some crap about me being misold as guarantor. noooo:

The EU lot seem to think it should be a walk in the park, but as the court date is arriving soon I want to make sure I have got everything I need just in case like.


good luck ....

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Thank you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3LCeDn5gp8

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2010, 05:56:55 AM
 

          sleep017  Mornin'!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 07:34:47 AM
Morning all... bit slow out of the trap as it were this morning....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2010, 07:58:24 AM


          All-Bran helps!  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-toilet04.gif&hash=d6b7ae3794022962cd338a8e43b871d46763bd07)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 22, 2010, 10:15:11 AM
What day of the week / month is it ?  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:17:36 AM
What day of the week / month is it ?  surrender:

I believe it to be Monday....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 10:39:48 AM
No, that's wrong. It feels like a Wednesday  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:40:35 AM
No, that's wrong. It feels like a Wednesday  rubschin:

How does Wednesday feel then...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 10:41:27 AM
Like this  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:44:43 AM
Like this  sadsmiley30:

Ah...

Can't be Wednesday then - today feels like this  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 10:45:26 AM
That could be any day in my life  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 22, 2010, 10:48:39 AM
'cept Wednesdays.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 10:49:43 AM
'cept Wednesdays.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2010, 03:23:53 PM
'cept Wednesdays.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2010, 11:44:25 PM
hello.........????  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 12:05:16 AM
I am here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2010, 12:10:28 AM
I am here.


what you drinking ...on the house ...????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 12:12:50 AM
A pint of London Pride if you don't mind.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 12:19:36 AM
Got your message about your future F-i-L. He is safe, but I nearly beat the crap out of another bloke today that goes in there.

He was in the 60s, I had to walk out....I do not want to get barred!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2010, 12:20:57 AM
A pint of London Pride if you don't mind.  cloud9:


has london got any pride left ...????, more like red stripe ,....

we can run up a bill and sneak off ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 12:22:16 AM
A pint of London Pride if you don't mind.  cloud9:


has london got any pride left ...????, more like red stripe ,....

we can run up a bill and sneak off ....... whistle:

Put it on Nick's tab.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2010, 12:30:07 AM
Got your message about your future F-i-L. He is safe, but I nearly beat the crap out of another bloke today that goes in there.

He was in the 60s, I had to walk out....I do not want to get barred!  evil:


were you singing on the karaoke ..????...... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 12:36:14 AM
They only have crapeoke on Weds,Thurs & Fri.

I don't sing, I could get barred for that also.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 12:37:18 AM
Sorry that should be Weds, Fri & Sat.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2010, 12:42:26 AM
Sorry that should be Weds, Fri & Sat.



are you their pr man ..???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 12:49:01 AM
No just a regular drinker who knows what nights to enjoy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 12:50:22 AM
That means avoiding the 60s and going to the Shack instead so I do not have to listen to the shite.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2010, 12:53:55 AM
barman said the zivania is on him tonight ...... lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 12:55:59 AM
Is he using it as perfume like?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 05:16:02 AM
Is he using it as perfume like?  whistle:

It keeps the mozzies off...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:20:08 AM
barman said the zivania is on him tonight ...... lol:

BM made me drink that when I was there  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 10:28:16 AM
barman said the zivania is on him tonight ...... lol:

BM made me drink that when I was there  noooo:

And you missed the obvious winks that he exchanged with the bar tender?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 12:48:49 PM
barman said the zivania is on him tonight ...... lol:

BM made me drink that when I was there  noooo:

And you didn't feel a thing...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 12:50:52 PM
Well that stands to reason  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 12:52:02 PM
Well that stands to reason  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 12:52:38 PM
Where Angels fear to tread ........ eh Nick?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 04:07:05 PM
Hurrah!

Smallpint is back.  smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 04:21:39 PM
Not so empty now then eh, EH?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 04:24:30 PM
Gone! Shrugs:

And what happened to Charlie Girl?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 04:24:59 PM
Ships that pass in the night!  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 04:25:35 PM
Ships that pass in the night!  sad24:

happy100  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 07:06:36 PM
Wot did I say this time? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 08:03:05 PM
Did you mention todger polishing? You usually do  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 08:06:25 PM
Did you mention todger polishing? You usually do  noooo:

I don't think so....  rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJVGuxj7AWQ
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 08:08:16 PM
Guilty as charged. You always let us all down  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 08:09:47 PM
Guilty as charged. You always let us all down  noooo:

 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 24, 2010, 12:10:03 AM
I can see you there JOM but you could be asleep sat there.  Small brandy for me I think. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 04:47:29 AM
I can see you there JOM but you could be asleep sat there.  Small brandy for me I think. 

To help you sleep like...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 24, 2010, 06:10:22 AM
I can see you there JOM but you could be asleep sat there.  Small brandy for me I think. 

Guilty as charged, but I wasn't sat up, I was lay down on the settee
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 06:15:50 AM
I can see you there JOM but you could be asleep sat there.  Small brandy for me I think. 

Guilty as charged, but I wasn't sat up, I was lay down on the settee

Hiding behind it more like...  ;)

scared:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 11:59:04 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2010, 12:25:54 PM
                    


 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Fdownload%2F124417155%2FTumbleweed_by_Kaboku.gif&hash=021eb649a44f2e988974bc2c598e9f07e4ddee9c)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 12:27:15 PM
Everybody must be snowed in like... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2010, 12:29:00 PM
 whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1l40SUGabg
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2010, 12:29:45 PM
Everybody must be snowed in like... Shrugs:


Christmas shopping more likely
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2010, 12:49:51 PM
I have been didding.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 12:51:21 PM
I have been didding.

Have you...?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 27, 2010, 01:14:37 PM
I have been didding.

Wots that then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2010, 01:15:51 PM
Ask BM. He told me to do it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 27, 2010, 01:18:13 PM
and you did?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2010, 01:20:02 PM
Did didding? Did I!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 01:20:21 PM
I have been for a walk. Warm boots, warm coat, warm hat, warm scarf, but my legs are frozen (and yes, I was wearing trousers). Sometime today I shall be looking online for warmer trousers, then head off to pick them up tomorrow
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2010, 01:23:33 PM
I think you can get electric trousers nowadays
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2010, 01:28:25 PM
I have been for a walk. Warm boots, warm coat, warm hat, warm scarf, but my legs are frozen (and yes, I was wearing trousers). Sometime today I shall be looking online for warmer trousers, then head off to pick them up tomorrow

I have been out unblocking/defrosting troughs. Hands are bloody frozen.  surrender:

However, legs are warm as I had my thermal long-johns on.  Laugh you may, but for working outside they are a blessing, you should get some JOM.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 01:29:22 PM
Please tell me you're not thinking of getting some Nick  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 27, 2010, 01:29:32 PM
I have dug out an old pair of heavy cords from the bottom of the wardrobe.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 01:31:07 PM
I have been for a walk. Warm boots, warm coat, warm hat, warm scarf, but my legs are frozen (and yes, I was wearing trousers). Sometime today I shall be looking online for warmer trousers, then head off to pick them up tomorrow

I have been out unblocking/defrosting troughs. Hands are bloody frozen.  surrender:

However, legs are warm as I had my thermal long-johns on.  Laugh you may, but for working outside they are a blessing, you should get some JOM.  ;)

You know, I'm sure mum got me some a few Christmasses ago and I thought I'm not wearing those. They'll be at the bottom of some drawer somewhere
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2010, 01:32:30 PM
I have dug out an old pair of heavy cords from the bottom of the wardrobe.  cloud9:
[/quote

I didn't have you down as a Motorhead fan  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2010, 01:34:12 PM
I have been for a walk. Warm boots, warm coat, warm hat, warm scarf, but my legs are frozen (and yes, I was wearing trousers). Sometime today I shall be looking online for warmer trousers, then head off to pick them up tomorrow

I have been out unblocking/defrosting troughs. Hands are bloody frozen.  surrender:

However, legs are warm as I had my thermal long-johns on.  Laugh you may, but for working outside they are a blessing, you should get some JOM.  ;)

You know, I'm sure mum got me some a few Christmasses ago and I thought I'm not wearing those. They'll be at the bottom of some drawer somewhere
You will soon reach the age where comfort supercedes sartorial considerations.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 01:36:14 PM
I have been didding.

Wots that then?

Ignore him Uncle, he is being very silly...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2010, 01:37:45 PM
You started it  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 02:50:17 PM
You started it  evil:

Wot? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 27, 2010, 03:39:54 PM
Everybody must be snowed in like... Shrugs:


Christmas shopping more likely

I was at work... like... anyway where were you at half past 4 this morning when I popped in... oh thinking about it JOM was here too then.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2010, 03:56:35 PM
I was working,  unnecessarily  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2010, 03:57:21 PM
Everybody must be snowed in like... Shrugs:


Christmas shopping more likely

I was at work... like... anyway where were you at half past 4 this morning when I popped in... oh thinking about it JOM was here too then.

I just missed you... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2010, 07:05:47 PM
Everybody must be snowed in like... Shrugs:


Christmas shopping more likely

I was at work... like... anyway where were you at half past 4 this morning when I popped in... oh thinking about it JOM was here too then.

I just missed you... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 28, 2010, 04:02:22 PM
Just me and the spiders..............we need a cleaner in here ........

Users active in past 15 minutes:
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 04:36:24 PM
Just me and the spiders..............we need a cleaner in here ........

Users active in past 15 minutes:
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I'm here!  Xmas5:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 28, 2010, 04:48:57 PM
Just me and the spiders..............we need a cleaner in here ........

Users active in past 15 minutes:
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Spiders active in past 15 minutes:
Yahoo! Slurp, Googlebot


I'm here!  Xmas5:

I've been here a while too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
Just me and the spiders..............we need a cleaner in here ........

Users active in past 15 minutes:
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Spiders active in past 15 minutes:
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I'm here!  Xmas5:

I've been here a while too

I've been here so long I've grown a beard... not ginger like Nick tho...  Xmas5:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 28, 2010, 04:56:38 PM
I was out the front, there were some crowd singing the Allelujah Chorus, I told them to f*** off and come back nearer Christmas (seriously, I enjoyed it)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 04:57:36 PM
I was out the front, there were some crowd singing the Allelujah Chorus, I told them to f*** off and come back nearer Christmas (seriously, I enjoyed it)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 06:13:12 PM
I have been here on and off mainly off and on in an on and offish sort of way.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:14:48 PM
I have been here on and off mainly off and on in an on and offish sort of way.

 rubschin:

But did you enjoy the experience...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 06:21:31 PM
I have been here on and off mainly off and on in an on and offish sort of way.

 rubschin:

But did you enjoy the experience...? Shrugs:

Prolly when she came off but no laydee will ever admit to that in public.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:22:37 PM
I have been here on and off mainly off and on in an on and offish sort of way.

 rubschin:

But did you enjoy the experience...? Shrugs:

Prolly when she came off but no laydee will ever admit to that in public.

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 28, 2010, 06:26:13 PM
I have been here on and off mainly off and on in an on and offish sort of way.

 rubschin:

But did you enjoy the experience...? Shrugs:

Prolly when she came off but no laydee will ever admit to that in public.

Oh yes they will  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:29:23 PM
I have been here on and off mainly off and on in an on and offish sort of way.

 rubschin:

But did you enjoy the experience...? Shrugs:

Prolly when she came off but no laydee will ever admit to that in public.

Oh yes they will  eyes:

 worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 29, 2010, 05:56:03 AM
 ;D   

Morning all, oh just you Barman.  Can I pour you a coffee, hot milk in it this morning?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 06:03:26 AM
No, just more tea thanks! Hot 'n strong....  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 06:20:13 AM
Christus, I only asked her to make a cuppa and she buggered off....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 29, 2010, 06:35:04 AM
Never mind, have one from me (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink003.gif&hash=7f7668633cf2f45db1feef813e14230dd9c22948) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 07:10:58 AM
Never mind, have one from me (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink003.gif&hash=7f7668633cf2f45db1feef813e14230dd9c22948) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Ta...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2010, 07:45:05 AM
Late on Parade ~ Sorry  sleep017

Spent too much of the night listening to the Test Match.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 29, 2010, 05:26:45 PM
Evenin' all.               tunble:


Why do light bulbs blow when you get back from the shops and not before?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 29, 2010, 05:28:27 PM
Because the chicken crossed the road silly. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2010, 08:19:06 PM
Evenin' all.               tunble:


Why do light bulbs blow when you get back from the shops and not before?  rubschin:

Wot? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 29, 2010, 08:43:37 PM
I got back in ... turned on the lights in the kitchen... and the bulbs blew ... 'tis all  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2010, 08:51:34 PM
Power surge causes heat which blows a cold lamp.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2010, 11:22:57 PM
Looks like I am here on me own.

I shall raid BM's jewish piano, then drink all the Double Diamonds before the morn.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2010, 11:25:53 PM
Looks like I am here on me own.

I shall raid BM's jewish piano, then drink all the Double Diamonds before the morn.

oi  cussing:  waiting for the lock in ......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2010, 11:30:01 PM
He left earlier (somewhat pissed) and forgot to lock the door, no need for a lock in... just shut the door on our way out.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2010, 11:51:10 PM
waiting to see if miss D fancies a late drink .............she is buying  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 30, 2010, 12:00:34 AM
Just put it on Nick's tab again.

I think BM lets him get away with it for gayer reasons  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2010, 12:49:00 AM
Sorry lock=in cancelled BM went for supplies............????????????


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti3UL_mVHHI&feature=rec-LGOUT-farside_rev-rn-2r-8-HM

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2010, 01:08:18 AM
Hang on, BM actually buys the booze for here? going from the taste I thought he just recycled from the toilets.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2010, 01:54:12 AM
Hang on, BM actually buys the booze for here? going from the taste I thought he just recycled from the toilets.  whistle:

all drinks in here are passed by management.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2010, 05:34:06 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2010, 11:23:54 AM
I thought my rioja was a tad warm.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2010, 12:30:16 PM
I thought my rioja was a tad warm.

Been sitting on the radiator again?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2010, 12:31:03 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
 tunble:  I thought it was only the Paphos bars on strike tonight...?????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 01, 2010, 09:07:48 PM
I thought my rioja was a tad warm.

Been sitting on the radiator again?

I sometimes put a bottle of red on the radiator to take the chill off from the cellar...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2010, 01:53:50 PM
sadsmiley30: tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 08, 2010, 01:58:57 PM
I have been eating all day  redface:

Porridge and stuff for brekky

Team meeting with my team this morning - one of them bought in home made samosa's , pakora, dips and breads. Another bought in home made cookies and cakes .

Then Christmas lunch in the staff canteen


I am a likkle bit full  redface:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2010, 02:18:42 PM
Is Barman out buying a new sink ..???? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2010, 02:32:26 PM
I've been to Larnaca with Kefines to see Me mi then off to Dhekelia for fish 'n chips on the sea front...  cloud9:

[burp]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 08, 2010, 02:56:26 PM
I've been ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs in my favourite chair  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2010, 03:55:51 PM
I've been to Larnaca with Kefines to see Me mi then off to Dhekelia for fish 'n chips on the sea front...  cloud9:


Was it from here?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1ksd8f6dg%2FDhekelia_sea_front.jpg&hash=60907fb9544c875c93a7b26d97c14766acc7b0c0) (http://postimage.org/image/1ksd8f6dg/)


I had very nice fish and chips in the cafe just off to the left once upon a time.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2010, 04:09:23 PM
I've been to Larnaca with Kefines to see Me mi then off to Dhekelia for fish 'n chips on the sea front...  cloud9:


Was it from here?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1ksd8f6dg%2FDhekelia_sea_front.jpg&hash=60907fb9544c875c93a7b26d97c14766acc7b0c0) (http://postimage.org/image/1ksd8f6dg/)


I had very nice fish and chips in the cafe just off to the left once upon a time.



That's it!

The place centre-left in that picture - you can see me in the second open window at the front...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2010, 05:48:22 PM

The place centre-left in that picture - you can see me in the second open window at the front...  cloud9:

Is that you?


I thought it was a woman in a pink bathing cap.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 08, 2010, 05:57:24 PM
I have been in the library.  I refrained from playing Cludeopoly. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2010, 06:25:24 PM
 tunble:...........?????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 08, 2010, 08:04:01 PM

The place centre-left in that picture - you can see me in the second open window at the front...  cloud9:

Is that you?


I thought it was a woman in a pink bathing cap.

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2010, 06:13:30 AM

The place centre-left in that picture - you can see me in the second open window at the front...  cloud9:

Is that you?


I thought it was a woman in a pink bathing cap.

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 11, 2010, 12:07:39 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep006.gif&hash=b5b952cd093c9210b06f92d22256683366ef3b6e) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2010, 06:59:03 AM
Mornin'....  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 11, 2010, 07:02:11 AM
A mug of your finest tea please BM.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2010, 07:05:27 AM
Make that two please. No sugar and just a splash of milk.  sleep021
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2010, 07:25:18 AM
Two mugs!  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2010, 07:29:03 AM
You may serve them in our room  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2010, 07:35:25 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 11, 2010, 07:37:55 AM
 eeek: indeed

Tea for me please BM, 39 stirs at 30rpm, brew for 2m 37sec and a splash of milk if you could. Perfick
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2010, 07:38:24 AM
eeek: indeed

Tea for me please BM, 39 stirs at 30rpm, brew for 2m 37sec and a splash of milk if you could. Perfick

Clockwise or anticlockwise JOM?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 12, 2010, 01:50:21 AM
Just me and the pub ghost again

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-scared007.gif&hash=2a92affdc08d4c15ca34fd9fca1429eff7628bee) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 12, 2010, 02:39:09 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 12, 2010, 07:01:36 AM
eeek: indeed

Tea for me please BM, 39 stirs at 30rpm, brew for 2m 37sec and a splash of milk if you could. Perfick

Clockwise or anticlockwise JOM?

Clockwise of course silly ::) If you do it anti-clockwise the water doesn't brew the tea as much  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 12, 2010, 07:07:23 AM
Good Morning Snoopy, Happy Birthday JOM .... mwah!   I have had a proper nights sleep, no alarms going off by mistake, no others getting up for work and waking me up, no milkmen revving engines and clanking bottles....... perfick. 

And a cup of tea will be good when I feel like going to get it. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2010, 10:22:50 AM
tea all round... not you Miss D....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 12, 2010, 10:27:11 AM
Oh noes.....I'll have something cold and wet instead though please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2010, 10:34:27 AM
Oh noes.....I'll have something cold and wet instead though please

Okay...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3A62FsLUg49wU5cM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fmedia.ugoto.com%2Fpictures%2Frunner_up_in_the_wet_tee_shirt_competition-401.jpg%26amp%3Bt%3D1&hash=2197917c12550aac49a95355666e2aed234ca068)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 12, 2010, 11:23:22 AM
Oh noes.....I'll have something cold and wet instead though please

Talk about missed opportunities Snoopy  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 12, 2010, 12:22:18 PM
I was looking the other way ..... Damn it!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 10:21:41 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2010, 10:43:10 AM
I'm here but constantly interrupted by the telephone. The whole world (it seems) is phoning to object to the Village Hall being closed over Christmas and the New Year (Dec 24th to Jan 4th) and yet in ten years no-one has ever booked to use it during that period.  All those calling say it's not right that we should close but on enquiry from me (getting less and less patient with them) not one has actually wanted to book the bloody place. Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 10:50:49 AM
I'm here but constantly interrupted by the telephone. The whole world (it seems) is phoning to object to the Village Hall being closed over Christmas and the New Year (Dec 24th to Jan 4th) and yet in ten years no-one has ever booked to use it during that period.  All those calling say it's not right that we should close but on enquiry from me (getting less and less patient with them) not one has actually wanted to book the bloody place. Banghead
whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 11:29:08 AM
I've been to Pafos like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on December 13, 2010, 11:56:26 AM
Just been out to get a turkey.

Bloody difficult to catch.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 12:05:58 PM
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 12:07:15 PM
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
Oh you shouldn't have...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 12:19:36 PM
Just been out to get a turkey.

Bloody difficult to catch.

I actually had that job once  noooo: I had to rugby tackle them and grab their ankles (in 6 inches of turkey shit), then upend them and dangle them over a machine that cut their heads off  sick2:. Not pleasant. Especially as it was under a corrugated iron roof. In the Negev desert  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 13, 2010, 12:24:58 PM
I'm sitting in a pub like and it's not empty!! It's quite busy in fact.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2010, 12:28:09 PM
You're in a pub, with loads of people and you have nothing better to do than read about Nick wallowing in turkey shit?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 12:29:03 PM
SHe likes to follow my adventures  angel1 It brightens her northern life, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 12:36:22 PM
Just been out to get a turkey.

Bloody difficult to catch.

I actually had that job once  noooo: I had to rugby tackle them and grab their ankles (in 6 inches of turkey shit), then upend them and dangle them over a machine that cut their heads off  sick2:. Not pleasant. Especially as it was under a corrugated iron roof. In the Negev desert  noooo:


ooohhhh... is it time for my joke about the penguin crossing the Nagev desert in his car?  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 12:37:44 PM
No
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 12:57:59 PM
No

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 13, 2010, 02:31:05 PM
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he said he wouldn't.

I know hat, gloves, door back to the pub for me. redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he said he wouldn't.

I know hat, gloves, door back to the pub for me. redface:

Don't we have a thread for such things...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 13, 2010, 02:40:05 PM
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he said he wouldn't.

I know hat, gloves, door back to the pub for me. redface:

Don't we have a thread for such things...?  rubschin:

Umm you started it. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 02:47:31 PM
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he said he wouldn't.

I know hat, gloves, door back to the pub for me. redface:

Don't we have a thread for such things...?  rubschin:

Umm you started it. evil:

Oh no I didn't!  cussing:

I just asked if it was time for my joke about the penguin... I would of course have posted it in the appropriate place like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 03:08:22 PM
 tunble: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 03:27:04 PM
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
Oh you shouldn't have...  cloud9:

Don't worry. I didn't  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 03:31:58 PM
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
Oh you shouldn't have...  cloud9:

Don't worry. I didn't  ;D

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 03:36:35 PM
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
Oh you shouldn't have...  cloud9:

Don't worry. I didn't  ;D

 evil:

You and many others BM. I'm having a right Scroogio Christmas this year   eveilgrin:
The only one getting treated is Moi  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 03:49:20 PM
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
Oh you shouldn't have...  cloud9:

Don't worry. I didn't  ;D

 evil:

You and many others BM. I'm having a right Scroogio Christmas this year   eveilgrin:
The only one getting treated is Moi  razz:

I'm tearing your card up right now... and I've just removed the cork from your present...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 03:53:58 PM
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
Oh you shouldn't have...  cloud9:

Don't worry. I didn't  ;D

 evil:

You and many others BM. I'm having a right Scroogio Christmas this year   eveilgrin:
The only one getting treated is Moi  razz:

I'm tearing your card up right now... and I've just removed the cork from your present...  cloud9:

Enjoy  razz:   I'm just pouring a glass from someone else's prezzy who won't be getting it  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 04:00:55 PM
Been out buying the Christmas card  angel1
Oh you shouldn't have...  cloud9:

Don't worry. I didn't  ;D

 evil:

You and many others BM. I'm having a right Scroogio Christmas this year   eveilgrin:
The only one getting treated is Moi  razz:

I'm tearing your card up right now... and I've just removed the cork from your present...  cloud9:

Enjoy  razz:   I'm just pouring a glass from someone else's prezzy who won't be getting it  eveilgrin:

mine prolly...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 13, 2010, 04:03:00 PM
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he said he wouldn't.

I know hat, gloves, door back to the pub for me. redface:

Don't we have a thread for such things...?  rubschin:

Umm you started it. evil:

Oh no I didn't!  cussing:

I just asked if it was time for my joke about the penguin... I would of course have posted it in the appropriate place like....  whistle:


 noooo: char048

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 04:06:53 PM
Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

Because he said he wouldn't.

I know hat, gloves, door back to the pub for me. redface:

Don't we have a thread for such things...?  rubschin:

Umm you started it. evil:

Oh no I didn't!  cussing:

I just asked if it was time for my joke about the penguin... I would of course have posted it in the appropriate place like....  whistle:


 noooo: char048



I bloody would! cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2010, 05:25:37 PM

Enjoy  razz:   I'm just pouring a glass from someone else's prezzy who won't be getting it  eveilgrin:

Hope you're having a bath later with your other pressy  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 05:54:45 PM

Enjoy  razz:   I'm just pouring a glass from someone else's prezzy who won't be getting it  eveilgrin:

Hope you're having a bath later with your other pressy  ;)

If we keep this quiet it could run and run ...  whistle:    ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 06:08:04 PM

Enjoy  razz:   I'm just pouring a glass from someone else's prezzy who won't be getting it  eveilgrin:

Hope you're having a bath later with your other pressy  ;)

Pope on a rope?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 06:11:22 PM

Enjoy  razz:   I'm just pouring a glass from someone else's prezzy who won't be getting it  eveilgrin:

Hope you're having a bath later with your other pressy  ;)

Pope on a rope?

How d'you do that sound on Family Fortunes when they get it wrong? ...

Well, that's you, that is  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2010, 06:20:31 PM

Enjoy  razz:   I'm just pouring a glass from someone else's prezzy who won't be getting it  eveilgrin:

Hope you're having a bath later with your other pressy  ;)

If we keep this quiet it could run and run ...  whistle:    ;)


Water-proof  Cluedopoly .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 06:27:21 PM
Uh-Uhh  ... Nice try though  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 13, 2010, 07:18:47 PM
One of these?
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 07:21:56 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.frenchduck.com%2Fbathduck.jpg&hash=6b2601036bcf54d9c8da247db197dc0e18b1948f) Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 13, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
 eyes:

http://www.erossimo-adults-toys.co.uk/shop/products/Toy-Joy-Sexy-Soap-Bubbling-Boobs-1896/ (http://www.erossimo-adults-toys.co.uk/shop/products/Toy-Joy-Sexy-Soap-Bubbling-Boobs-1896/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 07:31:00 PM
doh:

I worked it out like...  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comparestoreprices.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fno%2Fnon-branded-black-bath-plug-includes-18andquot-chrome-ball-chain.jpg&hash=ad6039078d5425fba035575ae0a3025cbbd6e7c2)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2010, 07:33:32 PM
can Nick tell his bath joke now ..?? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 07:38:22 PM
doh:

I worked it out like...  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comparestoreprices.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fno%2Fnon-branded-black-bath-plug-includes-18andquot-chrome-ball-chain.jpg&hash=ad6039078d5425fba035575ae0a3025cbbd6e7c2)

Hmmmm.... so close  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
doh:

I worked it out like...  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comparestoreprices.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fno%2Fnon-branded-black-bath-plug-includes-18andquot-chrome-ball-chain.jpg&hash=ad6039078d5425fba035575ae0a3025cbbd6e7c2)

Hmmmm.... so close  whistle:

This one?

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 07:42:18 PM
Ooooooh ... even closer!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
eyes:

http://www.erossimo-adults-toys.co.uk/shop/products/Toy-Joy-Sexy-Soap-Bubbling-Boobs-1896/ (http://www.erossimo-adults-toys.co.uk/shop/products/Toy-Joy-Sexy-Soap-Bubbling-Boobs-1896/)

BM will be wanting one of those now as well as this  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.find-me-a-gift.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fproduct_images%2Ffullsize%2Fdgp055_boob_cube_clock_300.jpg&hash=9134af1ec9cb9f397dcd7fd76d96bfdd5371b844)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 07:43:40 PM
Ooooooh ... even closer!  eeek:

This one...?  ::)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drbongs.co.uk%2Fimages%2FA-NEW-PRO93.jpg&hash=8cd4472a32f3c51b7ffc10a35eccfcc8e02a22e4)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 07:46:16 PM
Noooooooo !    redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 07:48:39 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mirror.co.uk%2Fupl%2Fm4%2Fmar2009%2F1%2F6%2Fcos-gregg-wallace-pic-sm-image-1-55108143.jpg&hash=4af2a5213bbb3fd4b115cb74d9534250f18a3e8f)

"This is even better than BM's Cluedo game!"

 razz: razz:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 07:49:07 PM
Noooooooo !    redface:

 ::)

Just tell us which freaking one it is!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 07:50:33 PM
This one!  point:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcTXhwi0CcTqZ7-xakLADpuMiK0rxR0pSRDJTb3moX7WR10a2kcBpQ&hash=2dfa9556917751223f6fd7b1cf9d06e2c9b32b2d)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 07:51:01 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mirror.co.uk%2Fupl%2Fm4%2Fmar2009%2F1%2F6%2Fcos-gregg-wallace-pic-sm-image-1-55108143.jpg&hash=4af2a5213bbb3fd4b115cb74d9534250f18a3e8f)

"This is even better than BM's Cluedo game!"

 razz: razz:



 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 07:53:50 PM
This one...?  eyes:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2008%2F12%2F05%2Farticle-1092107-02B31DE6000005DC-221_468x368.jpg&hash=4d2aafa1d23994a9d67241ae39c06c973b8457d5)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 07:56:31 PM
This one...?  eyes:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2008%2F12%2F05%2Farticle-1092107-02B31DE6000005DC-221_468x368.jpg&hash=4d2aafa1d23994a9d67241ae39c06c973b8457d5)


Ohhhhh so close ....  shutup:

Specially with Kate Wotsit being there, like ...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 07:58:25 PM
This fucker!  Banghead

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hsw.co.nz%2Fchristmas09%2Faquala-bath-bridge.jpg&hash=8748c75b892340bb3ed4bf565a354110254fa8b5)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 08:02:22 PM
This fucker!  Banghead

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hsw.co.nz%2Fchristmas09%2Faquala-bath-bridge.jpg&hash=8748c75b892340bb3ed4bf565a354110254fa8b5)

 happy100    Uh-Ughhh


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:03:51 PM
This one!  cussing:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ff00.inventorspot.com%2Fimages%2Fbathplug.jpg&hash=4d555d837185f8ff5becea01b28f1d7f451a93c5)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 08:08:49 PM
This one!  cussing:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ff00.inventorspot.com%2Fimages%2Fbathplug.jpg&hash=4d555d837185f8ff5becea01b28f1d7f451a93c5)

Ooooh, the Boobie Bath Plug!  I like it!


Our audience like it too. Let's see if it's up there ...


And .......


Uh- Ughhh


Oh No!  It wasn't the Booby Bath Plug ... Have another try  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:10:37 PM
This one!  cussing:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ff00.inventorspot.com%2Fimages%2Fbathplug.jpg&hash=4d555d837185f8ff5becea01b28f1d7f451a93c5)

Ooooh, the Boobie Bath Plug!  I like it!


Our audience like it too. Let's see if it's up there ...


And .......


Uh- Ughhh


Oh No!  It wasn't the Booby Bath Plug ... Have another try  razz:

Piss off!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:11:27 PM
This one!  ;D

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs6.thisnext.com%2Fmedia%2F160x160%2F120719E9.jpg&hash=a725a48c200ad26291eb1e31d61eba94ac4c9f4d)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 08:13:23 PM
Oh... you're so close....

I'm going to have to let you know... that the answer ...was....


< dramatic pause >


...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:14:24 PM
This fucker then!  cussing:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.giftmonger.com%2Facatalog%2Ftubtanic-bath-plug.jpg&hash=7c0a2f4b4941698a1b653531aa148d61f2b65e2f)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2010, 08:15:20 PM
double six
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

BM dies of frustration in the bar
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 08:16:55 PM
This fucker then!  cussing:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.giftmonger.com%2Facatalog%2Ftubtanic-bath-plug.jpg&hash=7c0a2f4b4941698a1b653531aa148d61f2b65e2f)

YAY!!!!   happ096

Well done!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:18:15 PM
This fucker then!  cussing:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.giftmonger.com%2Facatalog%2Ftubtanic-bath-plug.jpg&hash=7c0a2f4b4941698a1b653531aa148d61f2b65e2f)

YAY!!!!   happ096

Well done!

So why have you opened the bastard now? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2010, 08:18:53 PM
And Nick got fridge magnets .....

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so he can predict his micro climates more acurately  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:19:50 PM
I got nuffink...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2010, 08:20:39 PM
You have everything  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:22:40 PM
You have everything  whistle:

I haven't got weather fridge magenets or a tubtanic bath plug...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 08:23:05 PM

So why have you opened the bastard now? Shrugs:

'Cos it's a before Chrissy secret Santa pressy FFS and I can't take it through customs, like and open it on Chrissy Day ... OK?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2010, 08:24:14 PM
You have everything  whistle:

I haven't got weather fridge magenets or a tubtanic bath plug...  noooo:

No ... you have a half built weather station and a shower you built yourself like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 08:24:40 PM
I hear he has bought LL some plastic surgery vouchers  noooo:  But I think the boob job is more of a present for himself  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:25:13 PM
You have everything  whistle:

I haven't got weather fridge magenets or a tubtanic bath plug...  noooo:

No ... you have a half built weather station and a shower you built yourself like  whistle:

 sad24:

And... parts of a Mini like....   sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 08:27:01 PM
Nick's being very quiet about the secret Santa I bought him ...  whistle:

Mind you, I'm not surprised  shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:28:27 PM
Nick's being very quiet about the secret Santa I bought him ...  whistle:

Mind you, I'm not surprised  shutup:

 :lalalala
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 08:30:43 PM
It's still at the sorting office  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2010, 08:32:54 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 08:33:51 PM
It's still at the sorting office  evil:

DEFRA will have incinerated it by now  happy100

Never mind. It's the thought wot counted, like  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:35:29 PM
It's still at the sorting office  evil:

DEFRA will have incinerated it by now  happy100

Never mind. It's the thought wot counted, like  angel1

if it was addressed to Nick the bomb Squad prolly got to it first like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 13, 2010, 08:49:56 PM
I hear he has bought LL some plastic surgery vouchers  noooo:  But I think the boob job is more of a present for himself  noooo:

Big Boobs are gross...more than a champagne glass full is wasted...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 08:55:32 PM
I hear he has bought LL some plastic surgery vouchers  noooo:  But I think the boob job is more of a present for himself  noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2010, 08:52:25 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2010, 08:57:42 AM
Bit early for the crowd.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2010, 11:48:20 AM
Big Boobs are gross...more than a champagne glass full is wasted...

 noooo:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2010, 11:53:16 AM
Do we have the privilege of Mrs DS #1, #2 or #3 .... or simply a passing stranger?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2010, 11:59:20 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2010, 12:02:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5wNafq4v-E&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5wNafq4v-E&feature=player_embedded)

"A man who is tired of boobs is tired of life."
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 14, 2010, 12:12:14 PM
I'm not tired of boobs...just don't like mahoosive ones...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2010, 12:14:44 PM
I am with you there. Anything requiring a snorkel is bad in my book.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2010, 12:22:44 PM
(  o  Y  o  ) Hubba, hubba I say....  Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2010, 12:24:59 PM
Have you told LL about her plastic surgery token yet?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2010, 03:05:10 PM
Do we have the privilege of Mrs DS #1, #2 or #3 .... or simply a passing stranger?
noooo:

A Google search for southbound knockers.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 14, 2010, 03:06:43 PM
Do we have the privilege of Mrs DS #1, #2 or #3 .... or simply a passing stranger?
noooo:

A Google search for southbound knockers.

Well that's a relief I must say.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2010, 03:12:04 PM
Have you told LL about her plastic surgery token yet?  ::)

Gift wrapped - for Xmas like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 14, 2010, 03:43:32 PM
http://www.surgicare.co.uk/offers/gift-vouchers/ (http://www.surgicare.co.uk/offers/gift-vouchers/)  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2010, 03:46:04 PM
http://www.surgicare.co.uk/offers/gift-vouchers/ (http://www.surgicare.co.uk/offers/gift-vouchers/)  whistle:

That's the one!  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 14, 2010, 04:24:22 PM
I've been having the motor MOTd 'n' serviced ...    Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2010, 04:26:35 PM
I've been having the motor MOTd 'n' serviced ...    Snoopysick:

Oh dear...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 14, 2010, 04:34:05 PM
Painful but necessary   cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
 tunble: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 14, 2010, 11:25:33 PM
A couple of Sunday's ago the Lexus ACTUALLY went wrong - fan belt. First thing (apart from a couple of brake lights) to go wrong in 120,000 miles. Anyhoo, not wanting to leave it in the car park at work, I decided to drive it 1/2 mile down the road to the pub - it would be easier for the recovery truck to get it from. Driving it without power steering was...erm... challenging, however I got it there and there it stayed until Saturday morning when my mate finally managed to get it recovered to his garage (the bad weather caused the delay). He rang me Saturday to give me the bad news that the fan belt went due to the tensioner being seized. So new fan belt and tensioner kit required. Cost of the parts £118.47. Phone call yesterday from my mate to tell me the car is ready. I picked it up this morning, total cost of recovery, parts and labour was £118.47. That's what mates are. He will be getting very drunk at my expense next time he's in the pub.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2010, 05:59:57 AM
A couple of Sunday's ago the Lexus ACTUALLY went wrong - fan belt. First thing (apart from a couple of brake lights) to go wrong in 120,000 miles. Anyhoo, not wanting to leave it in the car park at work, I decided to drive it 1/2 mile down the road to the pub - it would be easier for the recovery truck to get it from. Driving it without power steering was...erm... challenging, however I got it there and there it stayed until Saturday morning when my mate finally managed to get it recovered to his garage (the bad weather caused the delay). He rang me Saturday to give me the bad news that the fan belt went due to the tensioner being seized. So new fan belt and tensioner kit required. Cost of the parts £118.47. Phone call yesterday from my mate to tell me the car is ready. I picked it up this morning, total cost of recovery, parts and labour was £118.47. That's what mates are. He will be getting very drunk at my expense next time he's in the pub.

How is he with Minis?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2010, 06:17:23 AM
A couple of Sunday's ago the Lexus ACTUALLY went wrong - fan belt. First thing (apart from a couple of brake lights) to go wrong in 120,000 miles. Anyhoo, not wanting to leave it in the car park at work, I decided to drive it 1/2 mile down the road to the pub - it would be easier for the recovery truck to get it from. Driving it without power steering was...erm... challenging, however I got it there and there it stayed until Saturday morning when my mate finally managed to get it recovered to his garage (the bad weather caused the delay). He rang me Saturday to give me the bad news that the fan belt went due to the tensioner being seized. So new fan belt and tensioner kit required. Cost of the parts £118.47. Phone call yesterday from my mate to tell me the car is ready. I picked it up this morning, total cost of recovery, parts and labour was £118.47. That's what mates are. He will be getting very drunk at my expense next time he's in the pub.

How is he with Minis?  lol:

Prolly want paying in half pints or shorts.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2010, 06:26:11 AM
A couple of Sunday's ago the Lexus ACTUALLY went wrong - fan belt. First thing (apart from a couple of brake lights) to go wrong in 120,000 miles. Anyhoo, not wanting to leave it in the car park at work, I decided to drive it 1/2 mile down the road to the pub - it would be easier for the recovery truck to get it from. Driving it without power steering was...erm... challenging, however I got it there and there it stayed until Saturday morning when my mate finally managed to get it recovered to his garage (the bad weather caused the delay). He rang me Saturday to give me the bad news that the fan belt went due to the tensioner being seized. So new fan belt and tensioner kit required. Cost of the parts £118.47. Phone call yesterday from my mate to tell me the car is ready. I picked it up this morning, total cost of recovery, parts and labour was £118.47. That's what mates are. He will be getting very drunk at my expense next time he's in the pub.

How is he with Minis?  lol:

Prolly want paying in half pints or shorts.

I can do that!  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 15, 2010, 08:31:34 AM
Yesterday I was mainly buying a mangle and then getting very grumpy about a crap dongle reception.  today may be much the same but without the mangle.  There are only so many mangled a gerl wants.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2010, 08:34:39 AM
Yesterday I was mainly buying a mangle and then getting very grumpy about a crap dongle reception.  today may be much the same but without the mangle.  There are only so many mangled a gerl wants.

Mangled what? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2010, 08:51:31 AM


Just keep your bosom out of the way of the rollers Miss C  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2010, 08:52:35 AM
Yesterday I was mainly buying a mangle and then getting very grumpy about a crap dongle reception.  today may be much the same but without the mangle.  There are only so many mangled a gerl wants.

Is this a mangled dongle as opposed to the missing dongle ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2010, 11:08:49 AM
Yesterday I was mainly buying a mangle and then getting very grumpy about a crap dongle reception.  today may be much the same but without the mangle.  There are only so many mangled a gerl wants.

Is this a mangled dongle as opposed to the missing dongle ????

Never dangle your dongle near the mangle lest the mangle grabs your dongle and mangles it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 15, 2010, 04:04:56 PM
Yesterday I was mainly buying a mangle and then getting very grumpy about a crap dongle reception.  today may be much the same but without the mangle.  There are only so many mangled a gerl wants.

Is this a mangled dongle as opposed to the missing dongle ????

Never dangle your dongle near the mangle lest the mangle grabs your dongle and mangles it.

Quoth the old Mangle Wurzler himself
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2010, 04:08:37 PM
Yesterday I was mainly buying a mangle and then getting very grumpy about a crap dongle reception.  today may be much the same but without the mangle.  There are only so many mangled a gerl wants.

Is this a mangled dongle as opposed to the missing dongle ????

Never dangle your dongle near the mangle lest the mangle grabs your dongle and mangles it.

Quoth the old Mangle Wurzler himself

Oh noes... you don't want to be wurzlering your mangle....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 20, 2010, 02:34:29 AM
 sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 05:23:53 AM
 sadsmiley30:  Get myself a coffee then....  and hot buttered toast.  Only -13 now so things are looking up.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 05:34:14 AM
Make me some while you're there  whacky069
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 06:08:23 AM
sadsmiley30:  Get myself a coffee then....  and hot buttered toast.  Only -13 now so things are looking up.  angel1

Thirteen slices of toast!  eeek:

Make some tea once you've got the butter off yer fingers...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 08:25:04 AM
sadsmiley30:  Get myself a coffee then....  and hot buttered toast.  Only -13 now so things are looking up.  angel1

Thirteen slices of toast!  eeek:

Make some tea once you've got the butter off yer fingers...  ;)

Child!  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 08:41:30 AM
sadsmiley30:  Get myself a coffee then....  and hot buttered toast.  Only -13 now so things are looking up.  angel1

Thirteen slices of toast!  eeek:

Make some tea once you've got the butter off yer fingers...  ;)

Child!  ::)

That's telling him  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 08:42:56 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 09:37:38 AM
Is there a party on there seems to be rather a lot of you here today?  Or do you normally wait for me to go to work before you come in?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 09:41:37 AM
Is there a party on there seems to be rather a lot of you here today?  Or do you normally wait for me to go to work before you come in?  rubschin:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 09:42:33 AM
Is there a party on there seems to be rather a lot of you here today?  Or do you normally wait for me to go to work before you come in?  rubschin:

 redface:


 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 09:43:28 AM
Is there a party on there seems to be rather a lot of you here today?  Or do you normally wait for me to go to work before you come in?  rubschin:

 redface:


 lol:

Still, you are here now... we'll have to make do....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 09:48:58 AM
Is there a party on there seems to be rather a lot of you here today?  Or do you normally wait for me to go to work before you come in?  rubschin:

 redface:


 lol:

Still, you are here now... we'll have to put up with you....  whistle:


Corrected for you.    evil:  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 09:49:27 AM
Is there a party on there seems to be rather a lot of you here today?  Or do you normally wait for me to go to work before you come in?  rubschin:

 redface:


 lol:

Still, you are here now... we'll have to put up with you....  whistle:


Corrected for you.    evil:  angry041:

Make the tea then...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 09:52:21 AM
Is there a party on there seems to be rather a lot of you here today?  Or do you normally wait for me to go to work before you come in?  rubschin:

 redface:


 lol:

Still, you are here now... we'll have to put up with you....  whistle:


Corrected for you.    evil:  angry041:

Make the tea then...  ;)

Just about to go make pancakes, the smell will wake those upstairs who are still asleep.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
Is there a party on there seems to be rather a lot of you here today?  Or do you normally wait for me to go to work before you come in?  rubschin:

 redface:


 lol:

Still, you are here now... we'll have to put up with you....  whistle:


Corrected for you.    evil:  angry041:

Make the tea then...  ;)

Just about to go make pancakes, the smell will wake those upstairs who are still asleep.  cloud9:

If the smell doesn't I 'spect the smoke alarm will  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 20, 2010, 11:13:46 AM
I'm here now...Who ate all the pancakes? evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 11:14:15 AM
I'm here now...Who ate all the pancakes? evil:

[buurrrppp]  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 12:51:26 PM
I'm here now...Who ate all the pancakes? evil:

Sorry Miss C, all gone and washing up done, and the oven and the canopy as I'm here with time on my hands.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 12:58:25 PM
I'm here now...Who ate all the pancakes? evil:

Sorry Miss C, all gone and washing up done, and the oven and the canopy as I'm here with time on my hands.  whistle:

And the bogs??  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 01:06:40 PM
I'm here now...Who ate all the pancakes? evil:

Sorry Miss C, all gone and washing up done, and the oven and the canopy as I'm here with time on my hands.  whistle:

And the bogs??  eveilgrin:

The boys staff do the bath/shower rooms.   cloud9:

Anyhow, need to put jacket potatoes in the clean oven and then ironing.   cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2010, 01:13:39 PM
In meetings this morning about how much cuts are going to be made  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Ho,ho,ho
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2010, 01:27:37 PM
Is there a party on there seems to be rather a lot of you here today?  Or do you normally wait for me to go to work before you come in?  rubschin:

We've all been waiting for updates from Nick or Snoop about the great broadband hunt.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 02:47:58 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 21, 2010, 04:57:06 AM
Not surprised at this hour...... a cup of tea and then back to sleep... maybe.  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2010, 06:17:12 AM
Noooo... a great big mug of tea...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2010, 07:45:31 AM
Coffee number two being drunk, I think it's Tuesday
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 21, 2010, 07:46:49 AM
Well 'if its Tuesday, it must  be Paris'.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2010, 10:47:49 AM
And the dentist...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 21, 2010, 10:52:50 AM
I was having a bath... to get warmed up, like. The fact that it's so frozen out there isn't much news any more  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 21, 2010, 11:04:11 AM
I'm here  sparkle:

Pastis is right .... there is b*gger all happening except continued freezing and news about it. tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 21, 2010, 11:08:38 AM
But, we should be celebrating. It's the Winter Solstice and the days will be getting longer and warmer ... right?  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2010, 11:37:18 AM
And an eclipse of the moon!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2010, 11:39:08 AM
But, we should be celebrating. It's the Winter Solstice and the days will be getting longer and warmer ... right?  tunble:

Enough to bring a bear out of hibernation  rubschin:

I shall leave a trail of cake crumbs to here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 21, 2010, 11:51:25 AM
Been to the supermarket. I'm no spring chicken but the place is full of old people dithering their way round the store.  noooo:

FFS! how long does it take to choose a bit of cheese?  And as for the booze aisles  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2010, 12:02:31 PM
Been to the supermarket. I'm no spring chicken but the place is full of old people dithering their way round the store.  noooo:

FFS! how long does it take to choose a bit of cheese?  And as for the booze aisles  eeek:

I got stuck behind some owld biddy in the dairy isle earlier... FFS! She picked up a tub of spread and put it down in favour of another about thirty bastard times!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2010, 12:04:22 PM
Been to the supermarket. I'm no spring chicken but the place is full of old people dithering their way round the store.  noooo:

FFS! how long does it take to choose a bit of cheese?  And as for the booze aisles  eeek:

I got stuck behind some owld biddy in the dairy isle earlier... FFS! She picked up a tub of spread and put it down in favour of another about thirty bastard times!  cussing:

do not talk about LL like that .......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 23, 2010, 04:14:30 PM
The last minute Christmas rush seems to be on; 3 o'clock on a Thursday afternoon and Tescos is heaving  noooo:
Anyway, that's it, all done 'n' dusted, food in the freezer for New Year's Eve  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2010, 04:18:57 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2010, 04:19:55 PM
Very quiet today...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 23, 2010, 04:36:03 PM
Tis heaving outside  noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
Large collapso please BM
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on December 23, 2010, 06:35:39 PM
Seeing as wot BM's orf, have one from this bottle I borrowed earlier   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2010, 06:37:14 PM
Thank you! I hear you are off to examine some Islamic parts  whistle:

I am sure nothing can possibly go wrong.....

Have a fabbo time (avoid camels!)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2010, 06:42:44 PM
 tunble:  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 25, 2010, 07:17:26 PM
Here now.  How was your day Miss D?  Barman?  Good I hope.

I have been living in the past this afternoon.  We played Trivial Pursuit!  How come my eldest knows all the answers?   evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2010, 08:07:46 PM
Was it Gay Triv you were playing perchance? Lots of colour and soft furnishing questions?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 25, 2010, 09:32:30 PM
 evil:  No it was not!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 26, 2010, 12:31:52 AM
 scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2010, 06:30:25 AM
Was it Gay Triv you were playing perchance? Lots of colour and soft furnishing questions?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 04, 2011, 05:51:24 AM
Just me up and getting ready for work then.  surrender: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2011, 06:03:00 AM
Just me up and getting ready for work then.  surrender: 

I'm here... with tea!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2011, 06:26:03 AM
I'm here too  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2011, 06:33:09 AM
Two big mugs then?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2011, 06:33:52 AM
That about sums it up  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 04, 2011, 06:34:49 AM
A big mug of coffee for me ta
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2011, 06:42:41 AM
The Three Amugos?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 04, 2011, 06:48:27 AM
Oh dear, can I have a large mug of tea before I join in with the wit and frivolity?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2011, 06:52:43 AM
Oh dear, can I have a large mug of tea before I join in with the wit and frivolity?

How would that werk like...? The four Amugos? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2011, 06:55:43 AM
The Four Mugateers?



Anywhoooo ~ she's a laydee, she can wash up afterwards  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2011, 06:57:14 AM
The Four Mugateers?



Anywhoooo ~ she's a laydee, she can wash up afterwards  whistle:

The Four Mugateers!   cloud9:

Hand her the Marigolds...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 04, 2011, 07:13:10 AM
Aww how kind. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2011, 10:29:38 PM
Ah but think Miss C, if you are wearing Marigolds then you aren't leaving any fingerprints.....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2011, 06:08:47 AM
Ah but think Miss C, if you are wearing Marigolds then you aren't leaving any fingerprints.....  eveilgrin:

 eeek:  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2011, 09:44:27 AM
Is it Depressed Saturday or summat that you are all so quiet... I am making a lot of noise and I have a hangover to contend with... I know that cos Ive seen how much is left out of 2 bottles.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2011, 09:45:45 AM
Is it Depressed Saturday or summat that you are all so quiet... I am making a lot of noise and I have a hangover to contend with... I know that cos Ive seen how much is left out of 2 bottles.  noooo:

Two bottle of wot tho... wine would be normal, vodka a worry and meths terrifying!  lol:

I've been out buying cable and trunking... for the new garden layout like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2011, 09:48:49 AM
2 Bottles of red.... wine.  Can we see the drawings .. for the new layout... why you having a new layout?  Wots it for?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2011, 09:59:41 AM
2 Bottles of red.... wine.  Can we see the drawings .. for the new layout... why you having a new layout?  Wots it for?

Two bottles of collapso is okay - if you feel poorly you need more practice...  ;)

I've drawn up detailed plans for the garden... you need to use your imagination tho...  redface:

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And we're having a new layout because LL decided it would be a good idea to rip out all the fruit trees that previously occupied the space...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2011, 10:09:39 AM
Well the shape is difficult... there are'nt any straight lines.  I like straight lines... 



Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2011, 10:11:46 AM
Have you deflated the swimming pool and put it back in the garage or are you going to buy a new one that doesn't have any patches on it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2011, 10:13:54 AM
Well the shape is difficult... there are'nt any straight lines.  I like straight lines... 





Don't like straight eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2011, 10:39:12 AM
Well the shape is difficult... there are'nt any straight lines.  I like straight lines... 





Don't like straight eh...?  rubschin:

In Nick's words .. you are a distracted bucket.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2011, 10:47:46 AM
Well the shape is difficult... there are'nt any straight lines.  I like straight lines... 





Don't like straight eh...?  rubschin:

In Nick's words .. you are a distracted bucket.  ;D

Moi?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2011, 10:51:21 AM
Well the shape is difficult... there are'nt any straight lines.  I like straight lines... 





Don't like straight eh...?  rubschin:

In Nick's words .. you are a distracted bucket.  ;D

Moi?  eeek:

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2011, 10:53:30 AM
Well the shape is difficult... there are'nt any straight lines.  I like straight lines... 





Don't like straight eh...?  rubschin:

In Nick's words .. you are a distracted bucket.  ;D

Moi?  eeek:

 ::)

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2011, 10:55:30 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2011, 11:02:18 AM
point:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2011, 01:45:31 PM
Odd how this place is bizzier when we are all werking, like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2011, 02:08:18 PM
Odd how this place is bizzier when we are all werking, like  rubschin:

Very odd...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 08, 2011, 04:36:39 PM
I've been out.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2011, 05:20:06 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2011, 05:25:29 PM
Watchin telly...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2011, 07:12:07 PM
I've been adding music to the ipod and nodding, and adding music to the ipod and nodding, and adding music to the ipod and nodding, and adding music to the ipod and nodding... Roll on the rugby season
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2011, 07:22:37 PM
Shopping for a new frock ...which led to buying many other things too  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2011, 07:58:44 PM
Shopping for a new frock ...which led to buying many other things too  redface:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 09, 2011, 01:02:20 AM
We had our belated Christmas party tonight - a great do. On the way back I decided to pop into "my" pub. What fun, PM me for the full gory details...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2011, 05:43:59 AM
We had our belated Christmas party tonight - a great do. On the way back I decided to pop into "my" pub. What fun, PM me for the full gory details...

PM sent... Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2011, 08:27:04 AM
Shopping for a new frock ...which led to buying many other things too  redface:

Popcorn:

Well new party dress, new undies, new work dress, new shoes  - you get the picture. But they were all bargains  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2011, 08:29:02 AM
Shopping for a new frock ...which led to buying many other things too  redface:

Popcorn:

Well new party dress, new undies, new work dress, new shoes  - you get the picture. But they were all bargains  whistle:

BOGOF?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2011, 08:29:46 AM
Sales stuff ...well most of it  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2011, 08:30:23 AM
Sales stuff ...well most of it  redface:

Tsk, tsk...  noooo:

Did you cut the tags off before TB saw them?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2011, 08:31:36 AM
She is at her dad's this weekend. She would have gone loop de loop if she had seen I had bought stuff and none of it was for her  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
She is at her dad's this weekend. She would have gone loop de loop if she had seen I had bought stuff and none of it was for her  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 09, 2011, 01:38:06 PM
She is at her dad's this weekend. She would have gone loop de loop if she had seen I had bought stuff and none of it was for her  eveilgrin:

Just say, "ooh that, I've had it ages". I think it's standard reply number one isn't it  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2011, 03:24:52 PM
She is at her dad's this weekend. She would have gone loop de loop if she had seen I had bought stuff and none of it was for her  eveilgrin:

Just say, "ooh that, I've had it ages". I think it's standard reply number one isn't it  rubschin:

I've heard that before somewhere...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on January 09, 2011, 06:08:30 PM
She is at her dad's this weekend. She would have gone loop de loop if she had seen I had bought stuff and none of it was for her  eveilgrin:

Just say, "ooh that, I've had it ages". I think it's standard reply number one isn't it  rubschin:

I've heard that before somewhere...  rubschin:

So have I but it was referring to a rash ...   eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 09, 2011, 06:14:40 PM
 eeek: Good grief you are worse than me Mr P. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on January 09, 2011, 06:18:36 PM
It comes and goes, MissC, a bit like the rash  ;)           drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2011, 06:19:16 PM
It comes and goes, MissC, a bit like the rash  ;)           drumroll:


Rash moments eh?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on January 09, 2011, 06:24:50 PM
It comes and goes, MissC, a bit like the rash  ;)           drumroll:


Rash moments eh?

Indeed  rubschin:
You know I was just thinking, what if everything you've ever said was recorded and available to play back?  eeek:
Don't know why I thought of that ... scary!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2011, 06:28:04 PM
Oh it is.... Every thought, word and deed.  angel1

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on January 09, 2011, 06:33:27 PM
D'you know Clarence?   scared2:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 09, 2011, 06:36:42 PM
I'm working on the assumption that Darwin was right.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2011, 06:42:20 PM
I'm hedging my bets  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2011, 07:03:10 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 09, 2011, 07:28:08 PM
It comes and goes, MissC, a bit like the rash  ;)           drumroll:


Rash moments eh?

Indeed  rubschin:
You know I was just thinking, what if everything you've ever said was recorded and available to play back?  eeek:
Don't know why I thought of that ... scary!

A sort of I spy book of bollocks?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2011, 07:48:29 PM
It comes and goes, MissC, a bit like the rash  ;)           drumroll:


Rash moments eh?

Indeed  rubschin:
You know I was just thinking, what if everything you've ever said was recorded and available to play back?  eeek:
Don't know why I thought of that ... scary!

A sort of I spy book of bollocks?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2011, 09:03:15 PM
I'm working on the assumption that Darwin was right.
About what?
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on January 10, 2011, 02:13:10 AM
 No-one around...time for a coupla JD's

eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 05:21:32 AM
No-one around...time for a coupla JD's

eastdrink048

For medicinal purposes - to help you sleep like...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2011, 07:47:07 AM
Must have worked  lol:

Shame I thought he meant job descriptions at first  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 08:01:34 AM
Must have worked  lol:

Shame I thought he meant job descriptions at first  redface:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 10, 2011, 11:15:57 AM
Sales stuff ...well most of it  redface:

Has Miss D got me my special uniform?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2011, 11:18:08 AM
They don't make them big enough  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2011, 11:42:35 AM
They don't make them big enough  whistle:

I thought your mantra was "size doesn't matter" ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2011, 11:52:17 AM
I think you are thinking of Miss D's mantrap
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 11:52:45 AM
They don't make them big enough  whistle:

I thought your mantra was "size doesn't matter" ?

It's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean, etc.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 01:18:44 PM
 tunble:

It is as quiet in here as an extremely quiet place at a quiet time of year... on early closing day...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2011, 01:20:25 PM
I am bizzy finding out about the Indian wine trade  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2011, 01:59:49 PM
Thriving .... according to various web-sites.

Mind most seems to be exported as Hindus are teetotal and many Indian States do not permit the sale of alcohol.

I was quite surprised to learn that India had a wine making industry when you mentioned it the other day so I looked it up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 02:23:37 PM
Thriving .... according to various web-sites.

Mind most seems to be exported as Hindus are teetotal and many Indian States do not permit the sale of alcohol.

I was quite surprised to learn that India had a wine making industry when you mentioned it the other day so I looked it up.

I expec' you know more about it than Nick...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 10, 2011, 02:26:16 PM
I am availing myself of Young's WiFi whilst supping a pint or seven. I have a week off  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2011, 02:31:55 PM
Thriving .... according to various web-sites.

Mind most seems to be exported as Hindus are teetotal and many Indian States do not permit the sale of alcohol.

I was quite surprised to learn that India had a wine making industry when you mentioned it the other day so I looked it up.

I expec' you know more about it than Nick...  lol:

Oh I doubt that. He is good at what he does and he has a brain that I envy.
Shame about the common sense bit tho'.  ;)
Any fool can look it up on Wiki ... Nick will do proper research, maybe even a trip to India to gain some first hand knowledge.
I, meanwhile, will try my local offy to see if they have any Indian Wine and pass judgement if and when I get some down my neck.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 02:32:47 PM
I am availing myself of Young's WiFi whilst supping a pint or seven. I have a week off  cloud9:

How lovely...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2011, 02:36:52 PM
Read all about it.... Loadsa links here.... http://indianwine.com/cs/default.aspx
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 10, 2011, 02:37:23 PM
How long before I spill a pint on it, though... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 02:38:09 PM
How long before I spill a pint on it, though... redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2011, 02:43:29 PM
How long before I spill a pint on it, though... redface:

  rubschin:  Should we open a book on it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 10, 2011, 02:45:11 PM
How long before I spill a pint on it, though... redface:

  rubschin:  Should we open a book on it?

To mop up the spillage, like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 02:46:53 PM
How long before I spill a pint on it, though... redface:

  rubschin:  Should we open a book on it?

How will we know if he has spilt his beer on it or just buggered off...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2011, 02:49:12 PM
We should hear the scream as the 'lectric runs up his arm  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 02:51:37 PM
We should hear the scream as the 'lectric runs up his arm  whistle:

I think he is more likely to scream at the waste of good beer...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 10, 2011, 02:52:33 PM
 lol:  I have been lurking in Richer Sounds but am back now mug of tea to hand and a five minute breather before the next round of moving stuff from one place to another in a vain attempt to do something else.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 10, 2011, 02:52:46 PM
We should hear the scream as the 'lectric runs up his arm  whistle:

I think he is more likely to scream at the waste of good beer...  lol:

Good point. Well presented  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 10, 2011, 03:21:53 PM
Three pints down - no beer spilled on it yet, laptop going back in the bag for a bit whilst I read the newspapers.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2011, 03:23:43 PM
Three pints down - no beer spilled on it yet, laptop going back in the bag for a bit whilst I read the newspapers.

He spilt it...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2011, 03:39:52 PM
I am werking at home ....oooh and have been to Ikea  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 10, 2011, 03:41:44 PM
Three pints down - no beer spilled on it yet, laptop going back in the bag for a bit whilst I read the newspapers.

He spilt it...  ::)

You can't afford to spill a drop now the price has gone up again.

£3.01 - why the odd penny FFS.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2011, 08:13:46 PM
I am werking at home ....oooh and have been to Ikea  redface:

Buying furniture for the home office were we?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 13, 2011, 05:38:32 AM
Its a bit spooky in here on my own.  scared2:  Even the kettle is cold....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2011, 06:13:01 AM
Its a bit spooky in here on my own.  scared2:  Even the kettle is cold....

And it is still bloody cold!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 13, 2011, 06:26:47 AM
She's used the last of the milk too  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 13, 2011, 02:57:56 PM
There's no-one here.

Must be in wrong pub!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 13, 2011, 03:11:48 PM
I was cleaning the ladies  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2011, 03:17:18 PM
I was werking in the garden like....  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 13, 2011, 03:31:49 PM
There's no-one here.

Must be in wrong pub!

I'm not!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 13, 2011, 05:27:33 PM
I was cleaning the ladies  sick2:
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But I feel so much better for it. Thank you Snoops. eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2011, 05:29:08 PM
I was cleaning the ladies  sick2:
[/quote

But I feel so much better for it. Thank you Snoops. eyes:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 14, 2011, 03:21:29 AM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2011, 05:36:57 AM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2011, 10:05:51 AM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2011, 10:07:15 AM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead.  redface:

A communal bucket perhaps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2011, 10:11:39 AM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead.  redface:

A communal bucket perhaps...?  rubschin:

You'd have to get a blue one as well in that case.

Probably also have to get one with a nose-hole for Snoopy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2011, 10:12:55 AM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead.  redface:

A communal bucket perhaps...?  rubschin:

You'd have to get a blue one as well in that case.

Probably also have to get one with a nose-hole for Snoopy.


Why bother... if he can get his nose through it his tongue will fit too...  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2011, 10:17:19 AM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead.  redface:

A communal bucket perhaps...?  rubschin:

You'd have to get a blue one as well in that case.

Probably also have to get one with a nose-hole for Snoopy.


Why bother... if he can get his nose through it his tongue will fit too...  sick2:

Plan 'B' then?

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2011, 10:18:55 AM
 char067
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2011, 10:27:50 AM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

You could get her a nice pink plastic bucket instead.  redface:

A communal bucket perhaps...?  rubschin:

You'd have to get a blue one as well in that case.

Probably also have to get one with a nose-hole for Snoopy.


Why bother... if he can get his nose through it his tongue will fit too...  sick2:

Plan 'B' then?

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Perfick!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2011, 11:17:55 AM
I am listening you know  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 14, 2011, 04:52:30 PM
Do you mean that you are not wearing those rather lovely green and pink ear muffs I knitted for you.  I am hurt and disappointed Snoops.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 14, 2011, 07:47:35 PM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:

Excuse me but you have few enough customers as it is!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 14, 2011, 08:23:35 PM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:

Excuse me but you have few enough PAYING customers as it is!  evil:

There nicely corrected for you Tipsy. razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 14, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Here I am again, all on my own but I keep seeing people looking in the window but they don't come in. scared2: 

doh:

There's our problem right there... go and sit in the back... in the dark like....  whistle:

Excuse me but you have few enough PAYING customers as it is!  evil:

There nicely corrected for you Tipsy. razz:

True...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 15, 2011, 05:16:34 AM
Needs cleaning in here, there is me and four spiders!   eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2011, 06:09:37 AM
Needs cleaning in here, there is me and four spiders!   eeek:

Five!  char062
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 21, 2011, 02:31:24 PM
Friday afternoon and only me here -  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2011, 02:41:33 PM
Friday afternoon and only me here -  8)



B/M is checking the quote system............. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 02:47:53 PM
I was walking the dog!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 21, 2011, 02:51:05 PM
I was walking the dog!  cussing:

We know a song about that  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 02:51:47 PM
I was walking the dog!  cussing:

We know a song about that  razz:

Go on... Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 21, 2011, 02:58:25 PM
Do you remember these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtOXuswL4rc&feature=related
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 02:59:06 PM
Do you remember these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtOXuswL4rc&feature=related

No... can't stand the fuckers....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 21, 2011, 03:29:46 PM
I have been doing un-interesting things with cardboard boxes. evil:

Still it's Friday and it will soon be wine O' clock. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 03:37:08 PM
I have been doing un-interesting things with cardboard boxes. evil:

Still it's Friday and it will soon be wine O' clock. cloud9:

Ah bless... did you make a little house...?

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2011, 03:42:07 PM
I have been doing un-interesting things with cardboard boxes. evil:

Still it's Friday and it will soon be wine O' clock. cloud9:

Ah bless... did you make a little house...?

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might need that tonight .... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
I have been doing un-interesting things with cardboard boxes. evil:

Still it's Friday and it will soon be wine O' clock. cloud9:

Ah bless... did you make a little house...?

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might need that tonight .... redface:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 21, 2011, 10:18:56 PM
I think I will sit here quietly in the corner where the plush isn't too worn and the floor is not too sticky with my own bottle like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on January 21, 2011, 10:24:02 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 21, 2011, 10:34:39 PM
I think I will sit here quietly in the corner where the plush isn't too worn and the floor is not too sticky with my own bottle like.

Plush you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 21, 2011, 11:50:12 PM
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Oooer.  When I say 'plush' Darwin I use the term very loosely. In a loosely loose sort of way!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2011, 07:20:54 AM
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Ooohh... I like that... it's in....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2011, 05:34:30 AM
Can one of you five put the kettle on?  I'm watching Australia.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 06:13:42 AM
Kettle boiled - off you go...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2011, 06:20:54 AM
Kettle boiled - off you go...  ;)

It has nt finished yet!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 06:21:48 AM
Kettle boiled - off you go...  ;)

It has nt finished yet!

Pause it...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2011, 06:25:00 AM
Kettle boiled - off you go...  ;)

It has nt finished yet!

Pause it...  ::)

No! its at an exciting bit.   evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2011, 06:41:30 AM
Anyone got a tissue.... I have a cold and something in my eye.  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 06:56:10 AM
Anyone got a tissue.... I have a cold and something in my eye.  sad32:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2011, 07:01:50 AM
Anyone got a tissue.... I have a cold and something in my eye.  sad32:

 shutup:

Yes shutup... its finished now.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 07:32:53 AM
Anyone got a tissue.... I have a cold and something in my eye.  sad32:

 shutup:

Yes shutup... its finished now.  ;D

Get the tea on then!  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2011, 07:53:21 AM
Anyone got a tissue.... I have a cold and something in my eye.  sad32:

 shutup:

Yes shutup... its finished now.  ;D

Get the tea on then!  ::)

OK I m going .... who wants what?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 23, 2011, 07:55:53 AM
Oh, I was just about to do that, I'll put the grill on for toast instead, you'd think with all those gadgets BM would have a toaster, an all singing/dancing infra-red one
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 07:57:13 AM
Oh, I was just about to do that, I'll put the grill on for toast instead, you'd think with all those gadgets BM would have a toaster, an all singing/dancing infra-red one

Nick broke it...  ::)

I'll have a big mug please... no sugar, extreme strength... just show the milk to it...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 23, 2011, 08:06:21 AM
Oh, I was just about to do that, I'll put the grill on for toast instead, you'd think with all those gadgets BM would have a toaster, an all singing/dancing infra-red one

Nick broke it...  ::)

I'll have a big mug please... no sugar, extreme strength... just show the milk to it...  cloud9:

That's just how I like mine, so you can stand the spoon up in it, seems most at work prefer half a cow in it
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 08:08:53 AM
Oh, I was just about to do that, I'll put the grill on for toast instead, you'd think with all those gadgets BM would have a toaster, an all singing/dancing infra-red one

Nick broke it...  ::)

I'll have a big mug please... no sugar, extreme strength... just show the milk to it...  cloud9:

That's just how I like mine, so you can stand the spoon up in it, seems most at work prefer half a cow in it

 Yuk:

BTW the toaster is over there in the corner... if you can get the oven chips out of it you may get it to work...

A bit of marmalade on mine please... not too much mind....  nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2011, 08:09:24 AM
So you both like it hot then.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 08:16:54 AM
So you both like it hot then.  rubschin:

Oh yes...  cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 08:19:11 AM
So you both like it hot then.  rubschin:

Oh yes...  cool14:


 whistle:
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 08:19:58 AM
So you both like it hot then.  rubschin:

Oh yes...  cool14:


 whistle:
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 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2011, 08:39:00 AM
Do we have a juice bar ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 08:42:06 AM
Do we have a juice bar ?

No, we don't have a bleddy juice bar...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 08:43:24 AM
There's half a lemon left from last night or I could open a jar of cherries and squeeze some for you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2011, 08:44:27 AM
Do we have a juice bar ?

No, we don't have a bleddy juice bar...  ::)

Honestly - what about catering for the minority non tea and coffee drinkers  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 08:44:48 AM
There's half a lemon left from last night or I could open a jar of cherries and squeeze some for you.

Don't put yourself out Snoops... she'll expect it every day like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 08:45:13 AM
Do we have a juice bar ?

No, we don't have a bleddy juice bar...  ::)

Honestly - what about catering for the minority non tea and coffee drinkers  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tea or voddy - you choose!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2011, 08:47:08 AM
There's half a lemon left from last night or I could open a jar of cherries and squeeze some for you.

Don't put yourself out Snoops... she'll expect it every day like...  noooo:

I now have the image of Snoop's squeezing his cherries  lol:

BM - I expect nothing from no one , not ever  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 08:47:38 AM
There's half a lemon left from last night or I could open a jar of cherries and squeeze some for you.

Don't put yourself out Snoops... she'll expect it every day like...  noooo:

I now have the image of Snoop's squeezing his cherries  lol:

BM - I expect nothing from no one , not never  sad24:

You won't be disappointed then!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 08:49:57 AM
There's half a lemon left from last night or I could open a jar of cherries and squeeze some for you.

Don't put yourself out Snoops... she'll expect it every day like...  noooo:

I now have the image of Snoop's squeezing his cherries  lol:

BM - I expect nothing from no one , not ever  sad24:


For a Bonio you can squeeze them yourself  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2011, 09:03:54 AM
And whose treat would that be ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 09:10:13 AM
I get the Bonio and you get the juice ~ I'd call that a win-win result.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 23, 2011, 09:11:03 AM
Oh, I was just about to do that, I'll put the grill on for toast instead, you'd think with all those gadgets BM would have a toaster, an all singing/dancing infra-red one

Nick broke it...  ::)

I'll have a big mug please... no sugar, extreme strength... just show the milk to it...  cloud9:

That's just how I like mine, so you can stand the spoon up in it, seems most at work prefer half a cow in it

 Yuk:

BTW the toaster is over there in the corner... if you can get the oven chips out of it you may get it to work...

A bit of marmalade on mine please... not too much mind....  nonono:

When you said marmalade on it, I thought...... well.... eerrr

I'm supposed to put the marmalade on it after it comes out aren't I? ... oh bollocks. I'm sure the dishwasher will get it out  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2011, 09:13:35 AM
Have you used his special seeded bread as well ?  noooo:

I feel your days as apprentice toaster are numbered  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2011, 09:14:27 AM
I get the Bonio and you get the juice ~ I'd call that a win-win result.  ;D
lol:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 09:14:41 AM
I get the Bonio and you get the juice ~ I'd call that a win-win result.  ;D

 eeek:

Oh Snooopy!  nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 23, 2011, 09:21:46 AM
Have you used his special seeded bread as well ?  noooo:

I feel your days as apprentice toaster are numbered  whistle:

Surely not, I've just spent money on a uniform for doing it too


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2011, 09:23:54 AM
You may have to find an alternative use for it I'm afraid  scared2:

You could become a Ringroad Master  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2011, 09:53:32 AM
Good Morning.  Why do I have this feeling of deja vue .... have I been here before? surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 23, 2011, 10:13:16 AM
Come again?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 10:17:36 AM
Mornin' Uncle ~ Half a Mild is it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 23, 2011, 10:26:18 AM
Ta very much, fancy a game of dominoes?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 10:28:42 AM
Ooh yes........ Double six!

That's six points to me  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 23, 2011, 10:30:55 AM
bugger!

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 10:34:43 AM
Can one of you five put the kettle on?  I'm watching Australia.  ;)



Looks like Australia are going to win.

29 runs needed off 54 balls.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2011, 10:36:27 AM
Can one of you five put the kettle on?  I'm watching Australia.  ;)



Looks like Australia are going to win.

29 runs needed off 54 balls.  noooo:

No wonder I am sleepy.  But on a positive note, the alarm didnt go off today.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2011, 10:45:20 AM
Double six!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 12:27:55 PM
I played double-twelve dominoes the other night...  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2011, 12:32:25 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 12:38:26 PM
Wot...? Shrugs:

I've been to the hairy port and the horse pickle...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 23, 2011, 01:00:53 PM
I played double-twelve dominoes the other night...  whacky115

Prolly double-six and too much collapso  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 01:02:56 PM
I played double-twelve dominoes the other night...  whacky115

Prolly double-six and too much collapso  point:

It bloody wasn't!  cussing:

Look like...

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 23, 2011, 02:18:19 PM
I played double-twelve dominoes the other night...  whacky115

Prolly double-six and too much collapso  point:

It bloody wasn't!  cussing:

Look like...

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Cor!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 02:29:50 PM
That would test yer mental maths!


I must get a set!  Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 02:40:46 PM
That would test yer mental maths!


I must get a set!  Drool:

Amazon like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 02:43:26 PM
That would test yer mental maths!


I must get a set!  Drool:

Amazon like...  whistle:

Just ordered it  smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 02:48:00 PM
That would test yer mental maths!


I must get a set!  Drool:

Amazon like...  whistle:

Just ordered it  smile:

Top man!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 02:54:43 PM
I use a game of dominoes with the boys, to get their brains working, several mornings a week.
Scrabble is another game I use for the same purpose.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 06:59:21 PM
I use a game of dominoes with the boys, to get their brains working, several mornings a week.
Scrabble is another game I use for the same purpose.

They'll be fucked with this new set...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 23, 2011, 08:21:18 PM
Stretch their minds whilst they are young.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 08:24:54 PM
Stretch their minds whilst they are young.  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 10:21:42 AM
 tunble:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2011, 11:29:43 AM
Meetings  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2011, 11:38:41 AM
Meetings  Banghead Banghead Banghead





with the school..........??? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2011, 11:41:37 AM
 lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2011, 07:45:36 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2011, 09:38:15 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2011, 09:45:26 AM
I'm here!  ;D

I've been painting like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 27, 2011, 09:51:31 AM
I am having a hideous week at work.

I am very , very , very , very , very  close to going nuclear soon  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2011, 09:53:34 AM
 scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 27, 2011, 11:40:12 AM
I'm here!  ;D

I've been painting like...  whistle:

I hear that it is very therapeutic. Prolly best not to do it with yer 'paint pod' though. whistle:


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Sympathy Miss D. happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 27, 2011, 12:25:55 PM
I am going to kill someone today ....I have made up my mind
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2011, 12:26:34 PM
I am going to kill someone today ....I have made up my mind

Nick!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2011, 12:32:08 PM
I am going to kill someone today ....I have made up my mind


double six ............cluedolopy ... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 27, 2011, 01:19:34 PM
I am going to kill someone today ....I have made up my mind

Do you know anyone that needs killing twice? I would be willing to go second like. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2011, 01:20:57 PM
I am going to kill someone today ....I have made up my mind

Do you know anyone that needs killing twice? I would be willing to go second like. eveilgrin:

Nick!1 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2011, 01:24:31 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 27, 2011, 01:26:13 PM
It's too late for Nick when his sister told him that they were off to a planetarium she had plans to send him to Brontitall.  He departed planet earth several hours ago. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 27, 2011, 01:29:14 PM
It's too late for Nick when his sister told him that they were off to a planetarium she had plans to send him to Brontitall.  He departed planet earth several hours ago. whistle:

In a puff of smoke like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 27, 2011, 01:55:59 PM
It's too late for Nick when his sister told him that they were off to a planetarium she had plans to send him to Brontitall.  He departed planet earth several hours ago. whistle:

She could have told us, we would have been able to throw nick a going home party then.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 27, 2011, 06:54:46 PM
It's too late for Nick when his sister told him that they were off to a planetarium she had plans to send him to Brontitall.  He departed planet earth several hours ago. whistle:

In a puff of smoke like  whistle:

Keep up Snoopy, he went off wth a big puff when he was in Brighton on Tuesday
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2011, 07:07:56 PM
It's too late for Nick when his sister told him that they were off to a planetarium she had plans to send him to Brontitall.  He departed planet earth several hours ago. whistle:

In a puff of smoke like  whistle:

Keep up Snoopy, he went off wth a big puff when he was in Brighton on Tuesday

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 29, 2011, 11:44:00 AM
On me own again.

Everybody out shopping?

Or hungover?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 11:44:32 AM
I'm here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 29, 2011, 11:51:02 AM
I'm here!  cloud9:

Been shopping, hungover or both?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 11:55:07 AM
I'm here!  cloud9:

Been shopping, hungover or both?

Neither!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 11:58:58 AM
I'm here! ~ Nipped off to have a barf.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2011, 11:59:42 AM
I have been here on and off. Like a phantom I am, I am never seen but am here nonetheless swigging your drinks silently with stealth.  When you turn and look at your glass, gasp in horror and surprise to see that it is empty it was me.  Mwwwhahahahaha











Oh bugger now my secret is out. doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 12:01:10 PM
I'm here! ~ Nipped off to have a barf.

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Been eating grass again...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 12:02:08 PM
I have been here on and off. Like a phantom I am, I am never seen but am here nonetheless swigging your drinks silently with stealth.  When you turn and look at your glass, gasp in horror and surprise to see that it is empty it was me.  Mwwwhahahahaha



YOU!?  eeek:

I thought I had a drink problem...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2011, 12:03:09 PM
I'm here! ~ Nipped off to have a barf.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick029.gif&hash=83c0219823a0eb8cdd68151a80950d4fe099579e) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) Shrugs:

He's prolly been eating grass again.  I have told him not to but will he listen. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 12:03:24 PM
doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 12:05:35 PM
 ::)
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 12:07:05 PM
::)
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Smoking grass then...?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 12:07:58 PM
I wish  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 12:10:20 PM
I wish  8)

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2011, 01:11:29 PM
I have just woken up  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2011, 01:13:01 PM
No you haven't this is just a nightmare that you are having. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 01:13:12 PM
I have just woken up  eeek:

Are you sure...? this could be a nightmare...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 01:13:30 PM
SNAP!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2011, 01:21:14 PM
SNAP!  ;D

Ah, the gentle sound of Miss C's sanity as she realises she thinks the same way as BM  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 01:34:29 PM
SNAP!  ;D

Ah, the gentle sound of Miss C's sanity as she realises she thinks the same way as BM  lol:

Or mine!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2011, 02:00:00 PM
SNAP!  ;D

Ah, the gentle sound of Miss C's sanity as she realises she thinks the same way as BM  lol:

Or mine!  cussing:


I was rather hoping it was the sound of Miss C's suspender ..... or yours!  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2011, 02:26:24 PM
SNAP!  ;D

Ah, the gentle sound of Miss C's sanity as she realises she thinks the same way as BM  lol:

Or mine!  cussing:


I was rather hoping it was the sound of Miss C's suspender ..... or yours!  whistle:

 Gayer:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2011, 03:58:16 PM
SNAP!  ;D

Ah, the gentle sound of Miss C's sanity as she realises she thinks the same way as BM  lol:


 lol: lol:  I am so knackered I can't think of a suitable retort. sad24:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on January 29, 2011, 05:29:15 PM
SNAP!  ;D

Ah, the gentle sound of Miss C's sanity as she realises she thinks the same way as BM  lol:

 lol: lol:  I am so knackered I can't think of a suitable retort. sad24:


Have one of these then  ;)

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2011, 08:17:21 PM
SNAP!  ;D

Ah, the gentle sound of Miss C's sanity as she realises she thinks the same way as BM  lol:

 lol: lol:  I am so knackered I can't think of a suitable retort. sad24:


Have one of these then  ;)

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drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2011, 08:44:24 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2011, 09:16:53 PM
Blimey is this the first time you have sobered up since your surprise birthday party APC.  We won't embarrass you by telling you what you got up to we will just blackmail you later. ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2011, 09:21:33 PM
Blimey is this the first time you have sobered up since your surprise birthday party APC.  We won't embarrass you by telling you what you got up to we will just blackmail you later. ;)


 rubschin: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on January 30, 2011, 12:26:08 AM
 Booo!:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 07:17:06 AM
Booo!:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on January 30, 2011, 07:34:30 AM
 eatdrink013
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 07:43:54 AM
Tea please!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on January 30, 2011, 08:32:03 AM
Just bin out to do a quick job...cant feel me hands now, it's cold...going to have another brew an some toast now to warm up...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 30, 2011, 08:36:43 AM
Tea here too please. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 08:40:22 AM
Two big mugs!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 30, 2011, 08:42:13 AM
with plenty of sugar too.   ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on January 30, 2011, 08:44:35 AM
coming up (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink003.gif&hash=7f7668633cf2f45db1feef813e14230dd9c22948) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 09:09:47 AM
with plenty of sugar too.   ;)

Oh noes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 30, 2011, 09:30:05 AM
Its to counteract the plenty of red wine I had last night...  Went to Rugby International at Worcester yesterday and carried on celebrating  ...and they put one of my most favourite films on TV last night which also happens to be about red wine so I had to have one or two while I watched that.

Shhh. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 30, 2011, 09:46:47 AM
Its to counteract the plenty of red wine I had last night...  Went to Rugby International at Worcester yesterday and carried on celebrating  ...and they put one of my most favourite films on TV last night which also happens to be about red wine so I had to have one or two while I watched that.

Shhh. 

I think I've seen that film, this is about the only "still" I could post on here  ;)


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 09:52:12 AM
Red wine eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 30, 2011, 03:04:01 PM
A Good Year... Im sure Ive mentioned it.  Don't need to watch it though as I know the dialogue word for word.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2011, 04:28:48 PM
Went back to bed mid-morning.... just got up again. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 04:29:23 PM
Went back to bed mid-morning.... just got up again. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)

Should this be in 'Man Flu'....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2011, 04:36:10 PM
Went back to bed mid-morning.... just got up again. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)

Should this be in 'Man Flu'....?  rubschin:

Well it ain't cat flu and I have had my distemper shots
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2011, 05:38:40 PM
Went back to bed mid-morning.... just got up again. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)

Should this be in 'Man Flu'....?  rubschin:

Well it ain't cat flu and I have had my distemper shots

distemper ...???  angry African ..??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 05:41:13 PM
Went back to bed mid-morning.... just got up again. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick010.gif&hash=ca264fd168e249144428c24585950d0ac53bb6ea)

Should this be in 'Man Flu'....?  rubschin:

Well it ain't cat flu and I have had my distemper shots

distemper ...???  angry African ..??

I thought it was that bubbling paint like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2011, 06:44:24 PM
I know a joke that would work here...

1. Who said "We will fight them on the beaches?"

2. Who said "This lady is not for turning?"

3. Who said "defeat is OK?"

Hope this isn't an Affs moment...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 07:12:22 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2011, 07:14:55 PM
I know a joke that would work here...

1. Who said "We will fight them on the beaches?"

2. Who said "This lady is not for turning?"

3. Who said "defeat is OK?"

Hope this isn't an Affs moment...



oh was no3 Emile Heskey ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2011, 07:39:25 PM
Close. Nelson Mandela's chiropodist...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 07:40:30 PM
Close. Nelson Mandela's chiropodist...

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2011, 07:43:32 PM
Close. Nelson Mandela's chiropodist...

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:


oi at least mine was original ... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2011, 07:45:54 PM
Close. Nelson Mandela's chiropodist...

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:


oi at least mine was original ... cussing:

Well it obviously wasn't going to be a real answer...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2011, 07:49:22 PM
Close. Nelson Mandela's chiropodist...

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:


oi at least mine was original ... cussing:

Well it obviously wasn't going to be a real answer...  ::)



anyway used up my racist joke quota today ... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2011, 10:32:18 PM
Close. Nelson Mandela's chiropodist...

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:


oi at least mine was original ... cussing:

Well it obviously wasn't going to be a real answer...  ::)

Would have been the first one on here if it had been  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 02, 2011, 05:50:21 AM
Just me and the spiders then.  Think I'll make myself some tea and toast... better check what BM has left in the toaster prolly be more car parts than crumbs.   evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2011, 06:17:10 AM
Make me some please...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 02, 2011, 07:38:32 AM
Toasted cogs with lemon marmalade please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 02, 2011, 07:51:06 AM
Pour me something tall and strong, make it a hurricane, before I go insane...

Bloody earworm all night...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2011, 08:20:47 AM
More tea for me please!

Just had an unsettling experience with a stray dog...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2011, 09:07:42 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 02, 2011, 09:08:10 AM
More tea for me please!

Just had an unsettling experience with a stray dog...  noooo:

Did it bite your shin?


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There there my dear.... happy100

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2011, 09:13:21 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2011, 03:41:28 AM
 tunble:

no wine left .......?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2011, 07:27:09 AM
tunble:

no wine left .......?

Not at 05:41....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 04, 2011, 11:32:21 AM
Quiet in here.

Prolly just as well the way I'm feeling.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 04, 2011, 11:43:05 AM
Miss C = Mainly without dongle
Miss D = Hoping for the week to end
Nick = Speed Awareness Course
Me = Busy
BM = ????????
Grumpmeister = Work
TRM = Work
Pirate = Work/Sleep off night shift(pos)
DS = A Farmer outstanding in his field
Tipsy = On the road again
JOM = Ditto

Etc  tunble:


Oh I forgot Pastis = Pondering the mysteries of a good salad dressing
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 04, 2011, 12:29:03 PM
Werking... well, that bit of werk that involves lots of talk, phoning back, checking costs, looking for alternatives and generally nudging a project forward which, if it pans out, I'll get paid for some time in the summer  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2011, 01:31:05 PM
Another holiday then Pastis  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 01:34:57 PM
I have received an invitation to tender for a job  cloud9:

It came this morning.

Page 3 says bids in by 1.00 yesterday  eeek:

Page 5 says bids in by 1.00 today  eeek:

Page 10 says bids in by 1.00 next Thursday (Feb 9)

I call them. "We want bids by the 7th."

Utter utter fools  noooo:

Boris ought to sort them out  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2011, 01:39:50 PM
They want you to bid for the Olympic Stadium  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 01:40:47 PM
And there was me thinking the LDA was being abolished  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 04, 2011, 01:45:45 PM
Well they've just initiated their disaster plan  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 01:47:03 PM
"Spending up" I think  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 04, 2011, 01:52:09 PM
Another holiday then Pastis  whistle:

Oh noes, they're all planned in already, like  Sinister:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2011, 03:59:06 PM
I've been everywhere...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 04, 2011, 05:16:15 PM
I've been everywhere man...  noooo:

I was totin' my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road,
When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load.
"If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride."
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside.
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand.
And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land!"

[Chorus:]
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I've been to:
Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer.

[Chorus]

I've been to:
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake.

[Chorus]

I've been to:
Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport,
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a.

[Chorus]

I've been to:
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Admore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2011, 06:00:25 PM
Yea, but I was watching top gear then like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 04, 2011, 06:19:12 PM
Ive been every where today too.  Car Train Metro Bus Minibus Car Bus Bus Walk Walk Bus Bus Metro Train Car.  I have a go anywhere in the West Midlands sort of a pass.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2011, 06:21:59 PM
Ive been every where today too.  Car Train Metro Bus Minibus Car Bus Bus Walk Walk Bus Bus Metro Train Car.  I have a go anywhere in the West Midlands sort of a pass.  cloud9:

Well I was just in me car like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 04, 2011, 06:24:27 PM
Good job I like travelling, init?   cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 06:25:20 PM
YIKES  scared: scared: scared: scared: scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 04, 2011, 06:26:34 PM
Wos up?  Oops I seem to have picked up the lingo!  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 06:29:13 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2011, 06:30:07 PM
Wos up?  Oops I seem to have picked up the lingo!  redface: redface:

Ignore Nick... he has seen one sonic screwdriver too many today.... bless him he is tired....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 04, 2011, 06:31:37 PM
Wos up?  Oops I seem to have picked up the lingo!  redface: redface:

Wos up? Wos up?

Just don't go near the desert island discs board  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 04, 2011, 06:33:44 PM
Yea, he make me tired too.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 06:34:04 PM
Wos up?  Oops I seem to have picked up the lingo!  redface: redface:

Wos up? Wos up?

Just don't go near the desert island discs board  whistle:
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 04, 2011, 06:36:52 PM
Quote
06:33:58 PM Tipsy Gypsy is Viewing the board Desert Island Discs.
  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2011, 06:37:53 PM
Apeshit  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 04, 2011, 07:58:53 PM
I've been everywhere...  noooo:

You haven't been here I would have noticed your bucket like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2011, 07:59:32 PM
I've been everywhere...  noooo:

Yoe haven't been here I would have noticed your bucket like.

I was there but you were elsewhere like... problee....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on February 09, 2011, 10:19:12 PM
He has gone!

Anyone fancy a drink?

We can put it on Nick's tab like as he has a new mahoooosive salary.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2011, 10:36:40 PM
Excellent idea, large Pinot to go please.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2011, 05:04:19 AM
OMG! Just seen Nick's bar bill!  shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 10, 2011, 06:47:27 AM
OMG! Just seen Nick's bar bill!  shocked003


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Still not broiled it then, must stink a bit by now
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2011, 07:17:19 AM
OMG! Just seen Nick's bar bill!  shocked003


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Still not broiled it then, must stink a bit by now

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 10, 2011, 08:57:42 AM
OMG! Just seen Nick's bar bill!  shocked003


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Still not broiled it then, must stink a bit by now

 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2011, 02:12:57 PM
This must be the unpostiest day ever  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 11, 2011, 03:51:00 PM
This must be the unpostiest day ever  noooo:

Maybe we should have a post poll.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2011, 04:33:37 PM
Where is everyone ......the real pub ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2011, 05:16:58 PM
This must be the unpostiest day ever  noooo:

Just about ~ we haven't reached 50 posts yet today.. Two days ago we hit 330. noooo:

Fridays are usually low but this beats all records.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2011, 05:21:08 PM
I spect BM fell off his roof  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2011, 05:23:08 PM
I spect BM fell off his roof  noooo:


For sale .....part restored Mini ............. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2011, 05:24:00 PM
I spect BM fell off his roof  noooo:

I've been bizzy like, Miss D is understandably not in the mood for gossip and chit-chat, Miss C is stripping and/or painting, Wenchy is planning, You have been in bed all day ... others are werking hard to catch up cos it's Friday .... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 11, 2011, 06:25:45 PM
I over slept!  Had a lovely sleep then found out it was 0700 hours!  evil:  Had to drive all the way to Sandwell. ..... got there 10 minutes earlier than normal.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2011, 06:30:20 PM
Ooh do you know my friend Andy in Sandwell?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 11, 2011, 06:36:00 PM
That is her eldest's best friend...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2011, 06:37:01 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2011, 07:10:55 PM
I was out for mostest of the day and when I got back there was no Intermong...

I called the service centre and the message said they were too busy to service me...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2011, 07:12:31 PM
I was out for mostest of the day and when I got back there was no Intermong...

I called the service centre and the message said they were too busy to service me...  lol:

internet is shite here also today ............. Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2011, 07:13:06 PM
I was out for mostest of the day and when I got back there was no Intermong...

I called the service centre and the message said they were too busy to service me...  lol:
They sound sensible
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2011, 07:17:28 PM
And I keep getting kicked out of here ............ cussing:

not even drunk yet ...........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2011, 07:19:15 PM
And I keep getting kicked out of here ............ cussing:

not even drunk yet ...........

Well there is your problem right there!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2011, 07:20:58 PM
And I keep getting kicked out of here ............ cussing:

not even drunk yet ...........

Well there is your problem right there!  lol:


now on a mission .......purely for internet reasons ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2011, 07:21:44 PM
And I keep getting kicked out of here ............ cussing:

not even drunk yet ...........

Well there is your problem right there!  lol:


now on a mission .......purely for internet reasons ....... whistle:

Good man!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2011, 07:25:04 PM
My Intermong is even fasterer tonight but perhaps that is because nobody else in the village knows it is back yet...  whistle:

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I notice that PrimeTel have arrived in the village too... coincidence...?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2011, 07:30:41 PM
now the ferking phone not working ...... Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
now the ferking phone not working ...... Banghead

Strangely my Intermong didn't work earlier but iTelly did....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2011, 07:41:39 PM
Gubbed  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2011, 07:54:01 PM
Gubbed  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2011, 08:18:03 PM
The world and his wife seems to be on line here at the moment
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2011, 08:19:26 PM
The world and his wife seems to be on line here at the moment
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 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2011, 08:21:00 PM
The world and his wife seems to be on line here at the moment
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 point:


Titter ye not BM ... At least mine has been werking all day like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2011, 08:44:46 PM
This must be the unpostiest day ever  noooo:

Just about ~ we haven't reached 50 posts yet today.. Two days ago we hit 330. noooo:

Fridays are usually low but this beats all records.

Well done folks ~ we've pulled it up.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2011, 08:49:51 PM
The world and his wife seems to be on line here at the moment
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 point:


Titter ye not BM ... At least mine has been werking all day like.

True... but I was out most of the day....  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2011, 09:39:51 PM
I have been out most of the day at an auction. Got a tipping trailer and some quad tyres for a song.

Prince of India tonight.

The rest of you must have been having a lazy day.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 11, 2011, 09:43:27 PM
I have been out most of the day at an auction. Got a tipping trailer and some quad tyres for a song.

Prince of India tonight.

The rest of you must have been having a lazy day.  whistle:

West Ilsley  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2011, 09:54:25 PM
I have been out most of the day at an auction. Got a tipping trailer and some quad tyres for a song.

Prince of India tonight.

The rest of you must have been having a lazy day.  whistle:

West Ilsley  rubschin:

Abingdon
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 11, 2011, 10:08:15 PM
The Bear Hotel in Wantage. cloud9: A favourite watering hole of mine in times gone by.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2011, 10:34:32 PM
The Bear Hotel in Wantage. cloud9: A favourite watering hole of mine in times gone by.

Don't know it that well. Went to a wedding reception there once many years ago.

A fine pint of Arkles bitter as I recall, in the days when I enjoyed a beer or two.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 11, 2011, 10:37:04 PM
I was in Wantage yesterday...just after JOM slowed me down in Bicester...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 13, 2011, 12:16:46 AM
 Booo!:   scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2011, 08:37:17 AM
I wonder if any paths have crossed over the years unbeknown to us.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 08:40:40 AM
Well ~ you and I have spent years living in various locations quite close to one another but somehow, if we have met, we are unaware of it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2011, 09:06:31 AM
Indeed we have Snoops I just find it a slightly weird thought.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 09:29:58 AM
Destiny  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2011, 09:33:23 AM
Density on my part I fear. ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 09:38:57 AM
Clearly we share similar tastes or similar fates .... Not sure which but it does prove what a small world it is.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 13, 2011, 09:43:00 AM
It may be a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2011, 09:49:38 AM
It may be a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it!

Nor me!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 09:56:51 AM
 lol: You two not good with colours then......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 13, 2011, 10:01:48 AM
Painting ranks alongside ironing in the boredom factor.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 10:16:28 AM
 rubschin: A creased and colourless TRM eh? Just how I'd pictured you  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2011, 10:56:32 AM
Painting ranks alongside ironing in the boredom factor.

Wot he said! ^^^^

I wish I hadn't bloody started it now...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2011, 03:31:21 PM
rubschin: A creased and colourless TRM eh? Just how I'd pictured you  ;)
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 13, 2011, 05:36:16 PM
Who's TRM?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2011, 06:15:02 PM
Who's TRM?

He always gets that wrong...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
They've just taken off  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2011, 06:20:07 PM
Who's TRM?

His paws are a bit big for the keys. . .

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2011, 06:21:21 PM
They've just taken off  scared2:

Your Y-fronts?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
617 squadron  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2011, 06:26:38 PM
617 squadron  ::)

I had no idea they were frying flying tonight.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2011, 06:27:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9E1LDOVGcY   worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 13, 2011, 06:29:53 PM
Who's TRM?


Possibly a typo or perhaps a pigment of my imagination  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2011, 06:31:51 PM
Who's TRM?


Possibly a typo or perhaps a pigment of my imagination  razz:

I thought that you were trying to brush it all under the carpet. Instead of which it would appear that you are out canvassing for approval. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2011, 06:40:02 PM
Oh gawd... we're off again... doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2011, 06:40:51 PM
1 down and 2 to go. Codeword: NIGGER
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 13, 2011, 06:41:32 PM
Bless him, he might be a slightly dyslexic god...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2011, 06:43:50 PM
Oh gawd... we're off again... doh:

What now? Shrugs:

Shouldn't you be in bed suffering or something?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2011, 06:45:38 PM
2 down and 1 to go
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2011, 06:47:14 PM
1 down and 2 to go. Codeword: NIGGER
eeek:

Can you say that now...?  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2011, 06:47:32 PM
NO
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2011, 06:47:49 PM
Oh gawd... we're off again... doh:

What now? Shrugs:

Shouldn't you be in bed suffering or something?

Suffering from you lot...  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2011, 06:48:11 PM
1 down and 2 to go. Codeword: NIGGER
eeek:

Can you say that now...?  scared2:
ITV4 ackchooly apologised for it before the fillum started  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2011, 06:49:13 PM
1 down and 2 to go. Codeword: NIGGER
eeek:

Can you say that now...?  scared2:
ITV4 ackchooly apologised for it before the fillum started  noooo:

Oh FFS!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 14, 2011, 02:00:45 AM
 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 14, 2011, 02:02:45 AM
Pour me something tall and strong, make it a hurricane, before I go insane...

 bond:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 04:46:53 AM
happy100

How about a nice cuppah instead...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 14, 2011, 08:12:49 AM
Oh...go on then...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 08:13:19 AM
Oh...go on then...

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 14, 2011, 10:32:16 AM
I expect everyone else is opening mountains of Valentine cards.  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 10:38:41 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 14, 2011, 10:44:53 AM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 10:48:15 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 10:49:07 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Not even from Tipsy's eldest?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 14, 2011, 10:59:47 AM
I expect everyone else is opening mountains of Valentine cards.  sad32:


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2011, 11:10:52 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Not even from Tipsy's eldest?  point:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2011, 11:14:21 AM
It's prolly in the post


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2011, 02:16:22 PM
Where is everyone ...??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2011, 02:17:37 PM
I was walking the dog - in the lovely sunshine....  cloud9:

So much for five days of rain...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2011, 02:18:36 PM
I'm here but bizzy like.......  tunble:




This means that the VP is on a tiny screen in the corner of my monitor whilst I am working on other stuff.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on February 15, 2011, 03:28:29 PM
Just logged on for a quick look see
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2011, 03:34:58 PM
We can see you

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 15, 2011, 04:26:53 PM
That's just plain creepy.  I have been busy with me 'erring. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2011, 04:28:00 PM
That's just plain creepy.  I have been busy with me 'erring. evil:

going deaf ..??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2011, 04:58:20 PM
I was watching Top Gear like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 15, 2011, 05:00:21 PM
That's just plain creepy.  I have been busy with me 'erring. evil:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 15, 2011, 08:10:32 PM
That's just plain creepy.  I have been busy with me 'erring. evil:


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evil:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2011, 10:12:39 PM
have we been raided or closed down .??????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 20, 2011, 10:16:44 PM
Raided I believe!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 20, 2011, 10:27:28 PM
They are prolly camped outside Boots clutching vouchers or summat.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2011, 10:30:00 PM
it's having Jim on the premises .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 21, 2011, 01:55:00 AM
 sadsmiley30:

Quiet in here...I've been reduced to reading Growlers wall on Faceache...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 21, 2011, 03:52:20 AM
sadsmiley30:

Quiet in here...I've been reduced to reading Growlers wall on Faceache...

Well its better than being here now, just me and a spider and I haven't found out where he is yet!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2011, 04:57:11 AM
sadsmiley30:

Quiet in here...I've been reduced to reading Growlers wall on Faceache...

Well its better than being here now, just me and a spider and I haven't found out where he is yet!

Here he is!  char062
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2011, 01:43:35 PM
It's all gone quiet .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2011, 01:45:22 PM
It's all gone quiet .... rubschin:
I'm here, I think.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2011, 01:47:47 PM
I might have been here but I'm not sure. confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2011, 02:13:47 PM
I was walking the dog like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 27, 2011, 02:36:18 PM
The naughty boys were in here earlier.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2011, 02:41:00 PM
The naughty boys were in here earlier.

Oh yes...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2011, 03:52:13 PM
Now I am getting paranoid ............ sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2011, 04:10:10 PM
I have been out for lunch, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2011, 04:30:35 PM
I had to cook supper like....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2011, 04:37:38 PM
I had to cook supper like....  ::)

the salad ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2011, 04:38:47 PM
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 rubschin:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 27, 2011, 05:45:18 PM
I have been cooking and eating and feel suitably refreshed
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on February 27, 2011, 06:42:39 PM
Been out and about. Feel like a foreigner in my own country  noooo:

Try explaining "temporary bus stop" to a group of Russians, or asking a Vietnamese if she has any leeks, or apologising to a Spanish couple after colliding with their son's baby scooter on the pavement  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 27, 2011, 07:04:40 PM
I watched the Rugby and then took boys to Band Practice from whence I have just returned.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2011, 09:49:29 PM
I have been to the Harridans it may take me a while to recover. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 27, 2011, 10:11:39 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2011, 09:54:31 PM
Well there's enough of us here, might as well make it worth while,  BM drinks all round. Even Pirate is home at a reasonable time tonight.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 09:56:23 PM
Yay!  cool14: eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2011, 09:57:30 PM
Yay!  cool14: eastdrink048


A very very large vodka, sweet martini and tonic for me then thanks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
Yay!  cool14: eastdrink048


A very very large vodka, sweet martini and tonic for me then thanks.


[hic]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 10:03:19 PM
SHe is inogfo inciorr incorri bad  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
SHe is inogfo inciorr incorri bad  noooo:

You need to get out more..... rules are for breaking, let your hair down, its Monday.  If we do this properly we'll be getting it right by Friday.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 10:09:12 PM
In West Brom?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2011, 10:19:38 PM
In West Brom?  eyes:

Ok so West Brom is not the best place to be out exactly.  Unless you wear wall to wall red pvc obviously.  Note to self:  talc!
 ;D


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 10:21:19 PM
 point:

Quote function gubber  point:

Um, I have baby powder
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 28, 2011, 10:24:21 PM
point:

Quote function gubber  point:

Um, I have baby powder

... and nappy rash.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2011, 10:26:23 PM
point:

Quote function gubber  point:

Um, I have baby powder

Yeah but do you have wall to wall red pvc... actually there's a shop...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 10:27:47 PM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2011, 11:04:17 PM
point:

Quote function gubber  point:

Um, I have baby powder

Yeah but do you have wall to wall red pvc... actually there's a shop...  redface:

Given as this is Nick you are talking to, there is bound to be an embarrassing story on the way...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2011, 06:17:08 AM
point:

Quote function gubber  point:

Um, I have baby powder

Yeah but do you have wall to wall red pvc... actually there's a shop...  redface:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 03, 2011, 02:38:15 PM
It's quiet today, even when there's somebody around, they aren't saying owt.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2011, 02:53:24 PM
It's quiet today, even when there's somebody around, they aren't saying owt.

OWT!




There you go, sorted.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2011, 02:54:51 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2011, 03:27:08 PM
Been enjoying the sunshine................ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 03:31:14 PM
I cleaned the car like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2011, 04:55:44 PM
I have been bizzy getting myself banned from here....

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/


redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2011, 04:56:57 PM
Ditto yAHOO aNSWERS

wHY DO FOLKS GET BANNED FOR BEING TRUTHFUL, LIKE?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2011, 04:58:51 PM
Don't know it's just not fair. angry041: angry041: angry041:

I have a bit of crisp on my comma key which makes it look like a full stop, most irritating.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2011, 04:59:32 PM
Ditto ....cyprus44............both alias  redface:

oh and what is wrong with the nick-name Lazy Lobon ..???  
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2011, 05:01:39 PM
Nothing angel1

I have just re-registered as Mr Toad will go and cause havoc and blame it on Nick. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2011, 05:07:19 PM
Nothing angel1

I have just re-registered as Mr Toad will go and cause havoc and blame it on Nick. eveilgrin:

Try nimda......................always pisses them off when they work it out .... sparkle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
I have been applying after sun like....  whistle:

I got banned from Cyprus Living... And British Numismatics... and GOM...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2011, 05:21:28 PM
Blimey - we will have to enlarge the naughty step  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2011, 05:57:25 PM
I have been applying after sun like....  whistle:

I got banned from Cyprus Living... And British Numismatics... and GOM...  redface:

 Popcorn:  Some fine examples in the charity box, eh?   I wondered where it had gone  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2011, 05:58:58 PM
I have signed up  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2011, 05:59:51 PM
I have signed up  eveilgrin:

To ......................????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 06:39:18 PM
I have signed up  eveilgrin:

Not British Numismatics?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2011, 07:20:21 PM
Has everyone joined British Numismatics?............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2011, 07:21:57 PM
I assume it's for numsiscd\  numismsda  coin geeks
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 07:25:28 PM
Has everyone joined British Numismatics?............. rubschin:

It was the British Commonwealth Numismatic Forum - the one that lunatic Aidan Work runs...

He kicked me off for being a lesbian! happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 07:26:39 PM
Just got home!  Trains cancelled delayed.  ::)   3 piggin hours.  sad32:

I'm sure... but we are talking about being banned from fora...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2011, 07:28:25 PM
I have been bizzy getting myself banned from here....

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/


redface:


Here we go again the Castle was there before the market brigade, well it was not. a Market was on or near the site at least 200 years before the Castle.
As for as the Moor site being great for all the foreigners living nearby well bully for them, why not start considering the native Sheffielders who shop at Castle market week in week out ,its there city they worked in the steelworks and down the pits and they mostly don,t live in the South of the city the area that would benefit more with a new Market down that end.As for people liking archaeology ,a minority of stone sniffers may do but lets start putting the welfare of the less well of people of our city first for a change; the people who work use and love the market.



This is a quote from Cuttsie.

I posted that he was bigoted, bombastic narrow minded unpleasant piece of work.

He then implied that I was a prostitute.

I suggested that as he/she frequented such ladies the reason for him/her not being able to string a sentence together and having little or no knowledge of punctuation might be due to syphilis or gonorrhoea.  

I don't know why I was banned. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2011, 07:29:44 PM
I have signed up  eveilgrin:

To the Sheffield forum?  I hope so I am now on as Mr Toad and am going to go and play. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2011, 07:31:10 PM
Has everyone joined British Numismatics?............. rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Sounds too intellectual for me  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 07:31:30 PM
I have been bizzy getting myself banned from here....

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/


redface:


Here we go again the Castle was there before the market brigade, well it was not. a Market was on or near the site at least 200 years before the Castle.
As for as the Moor site being great for all the foreigners living nearby well bully for them, why not start considering the native Sheffielders who shop at Castle market week in week out ,its there city they worked in the steelworks and down the pits and they mostly don,t live in the South of the city the area that would benefit more with a new Market down that end.As for people liking archaeology ,a minority of stone sniffers may do but lets start putting the welfare of the less well of people of our city first for a change; the people who work use and love the market.



This is a quote from Cuttsie.

I posted that he was bigoted, bombastic narrow minded unpleasant piece of work.

He then implied that I was a prostitute.

I suggested that as he/she frequented such ladies the reason for him/her not being able to string a sentence together and having little or no knowledge of punctuation might be due to syphilis or gonorrhoea.  

I don't know why I was banned. angel1

High five!

 happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 07:32:19 PM
Has everyone joined British Numismatics?............. rubschin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Sounds too intellectual for me  redface:


Prolly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2011, 07:33:13 PM
I know my limitations  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2011, 07:34:53 PM
I have signed up  eveilgrin:

To the Sheffield forum?  I hope so I am now on as Mr Toad and am going to go and play. eveilgrin:
[/quote

See you there  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2011, 07:38:18 PM
hope their quote system is easier ............ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 07:44:05 PM
I know my limitations  lol:

Aidan Work (http://coinnetwork.ning.com/profile/AidanWork) is a racist bigot....

He believes that Tipsy's eldest should be hanged... he agreed that (in the unlikely event) of him having children and discovering that they were gay they should be killed too...

I think I may have discovered NZ’s most disturbed person. Or at least the one most full of hate.  (http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2007/04/a_man_full_of_love.html)

He is a sick fucker...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2011, 07:44:23 PM
hope their quote system is easier ............ whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2011, 09:40:05 PM
I have signed up  eveilgrin:

To the Sheffield forum?  I hope so I am now on as Mr Toad and am going to go and play. eveilgrin:
[/quote

See you there  eveilgrin:

My account has not yet been activated they have removed my posts from their FB site.  I have tweeted on their Twitter site.

Who are you on there as?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2011, 01:43:54 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2011, 01:47:43 PM
I am werking, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2011, 01:48:16 PM
I have been taking Corsa for a service
Inflating tyres on the Fiat and jump-lead starting it, then a 25 mile run to put some charge in the battery.
Now I am taking the Land Rover for a service and collecting the Corsa ..... or at least I will when the b@st@rd garage tells me the Corsa is ready.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2011, 02:36:15 PM
Shopping.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2011, 02:59:08 PM
Shopping.

Lidl................ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2011, 04:55:06 PM
Land Rover sorted, Fiat running, Corsa needs new brakes ~ be ready tonight. I have had a haircut and no search fee payable (jealous BM?). Prescription collected, made appointment to see Surgery Nurse for blood tests next Wednesday. Parcels posted, also all letters in the box before last collection, Paper bill paid, Banking done, 600 litres of heating oil ordered for delivery Mon/Tues ..... My chores are all done angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2011, 04:58:05 PM
My car is  going in on Monday  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 04, 2011, 05:44:52 PM
My car is  going in on Monday  scared2:

The salvage yard?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2011, 07:55:24 PM
No posts in nearly 2 hours ............. tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2011, 07:59:01 PM
There will be two along in a minute or so, no doubt.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 04, 2011, 09:33:53 PM
I've been watching Star Wars...The Emperor Strikes Back...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F2qltmhs.jpg&hash=8a8536c1027a8a32ea50573544d5d86eb9535e7b)

I watched the prequel trilogy last week and just had to watch the first trilogy again
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 10, 2011, 08:38:25 PM
Must be something very good on the box...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2011, 08:41:30 PM
Must be something very good on the box...

Was thinking the same ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2011, 08:42:25 PM
**cough**

There was a Smug Club meeting like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 10, 2011, 08:44:23 PM
without APC... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2011, 08:45:09 PM
without APC... rubschin:

He has got soft like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 10, 2011, 08:45:25 PM
or do you means Mugs Club meeting... happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2011, 08:45:37 PM
without APC... rubschin:

He has got soft like...  noooo:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 11, 2011, 03:31:08 AM
Back on topic .... like.  Wasnt expecting anyone to be here at this time.. been in here since 0110 hours.  Alarm will go off in 2 hours 20 minutes.   Wonder if I will hear it.   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2011, 05:34:25 AM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2011, 09:11:32 PM
Very quiet here tonight ............. tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 09:13:23 PM
 Drinkin: Drinkin: Drinkin: Drinkin: Drinkin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2011, 09:18:26 PM
Drinkin: Drinkin: Drinkin: Drinkin: Drinkin:

on the house ................ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 09:25:28 PM
(hic) of course. BM is my beshtest frend
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 11, 2011, 09:29:06 PM
Evening all!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2011, 09:32:26 PM
Evening all!

hooray ........pour yourself one......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 09:32:54 PM
 Drinkin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 11, 2011, 09:45:45 PM
Yup. Funny to watch Obummer on TV talking about "our Japanese friends". Obviously Pearl Harbour has slipped his mind...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 11, 2011, 09:56:04 PM
Sorry to go on about Japan, but news of radiation being 1000 times higher will only serve to put people off nuclear power in this country. BUT, we are not at a confluence of tectonic plates and wind farms will never provide what we need. We can - and need - to go nuclear here, or be held to ransom for our energy needs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 09:58:08 PM
Agreed, WInd farms are a pile of shite
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2011, 10:01:55 PM
We got em here now ...fecking EU... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 11, 2011, 10:02:26 PM
Unless you stand there talking to them, Nick, in which case they will be 100% productive :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 10:04:34 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 11, 2011, 10:19:49 PM
Don't be soppy Nick - contract yourself per hour (or part thereof) to talk and thus keep kettles boiling :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2011, 10:29:48 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2011, 12:31:49 AM
We got em here now ...fecking EU... cussing:

BM goes nearby and gets his fringe cut.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2011, 05:25:55 AM
We got em here now ...fecking EU... cussing:

BM goes nearby and gets his fringe cut.  whistle:

Bastard things are all still this morning... where did the lecky come from to make my tea eh, EH?  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2011, 05:30:32 AM
Sorry to go on about Japan, but news of radiation being 1000 times higher will only serve to put people off nuclear power in this country. BUT, we are not at a confluence of tectonic plates and wind farms will never provide what we need. We can - and need - to go nuclear here, or be held to ransom for our energy needs.
Quite so...

Also, you'd think the Japs would be quite used to high levels of radiation....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2011, 10:38:11 AM
We can - and need - to go nuclear here, or be held to ransom for our energy needs.

Quite agree, nuclear power is safe as houses these days.

Here, we are just a few miles from Harwell as the particle flies. clock:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 12, 2011, 11:09:52 AM
My Great Granny was born near there  rubschin: May explain some things.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 12, 2011, 02:25:45 PM
Didn't realise the Japs were Newcastle fans - just seen them on TV running down the street shouting "TOON ARMY"...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 12, 2011, 02:30:35 PM
Not enough Youngs methinks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2011, 04:09:08 PM
Aldermaston is about three miles from here as the crow flies. When I was on top of me 'ill this morning I could see the whole complex through the haze and couldn't help but think if that went up at least I'd prolly know bugger all about it

I've been inside there - scary place....  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 12, 2011, 06:02:09 PM
The Australian Surfboard championship has just been won in controversial circumstances by a Japanese bloke on a wardrobe :)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2011, 06:02:59 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2011, 08:40:41 PM
http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/2004/04/like-trouser-yet-not-trouser-just-had.html (http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/2004/04/like-trouser-yet-not-trouser-just-had.html).
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 13, 2011, 01:36:36 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused001.gif&hash=62dcd2d1553fd56e672e5bd0b65557969adf5647) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 13, 2011, 01:55:32 AM
Oooohhhh...just found a fiver on the floor...and a condom...(still in the wrapper)...wonder who's wallet (or purse ) that fell out of... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
The Australian Surfboard championship has just been won in controversial circumstances by a Japanese bloke on a wardrobe :)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2011, 08:49:51 AM
Oooohhhh...just found a fiver on the floor...and a condom...(still in the wrapper)...wonder who's wallet (or purse ) that fell out of... rubschin:

Quite cheap, whoever she is.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 13, 2011, 08:52:21 AM
He obviously has quite a few 'visitors' at home.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2011, 08:55:56 AM
Nits? Fleas?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2011, 08:58:11 AM
He obviously has quite a few 'visitors' at home.... rubschin:

"On the spot fine" I expect.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 13, 2011, 09:59:31 PM
Stand by..Stand by...

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

Go GO GO
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2011, 07:07:01 PM
Is there something good on tv ................wot am I missing...???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 14, 2011, 07:09:21 PM
BM is having a goat festival. Take custard. I am werking  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2011, 08:51:34 PM
Is there something good on tv ................wot am I missing...???

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooong day .....and then gym.................and then exhausticated  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 14, 2011, 08:54:05 PM
Is there something good on tv ................wot am I missing...???

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooong day .....and then Jim.................and then exhausticated  surrender:


 whistle:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 14, 2011, 09:07:02 PM
My virtual BF  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 14, 2011, 09:20:26 PM
Is there something good on tv ................wot am I missing...???


I was ironing ...... then a glass of red while i watched men in lycra (Terrano-Adriatico).   cloud9: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 14, 2011, 10:15:30 PM
My virtual BF  rubschin:

 sad32:

I thought I was...

after Pastis, JOM, Snoopy, What's is name, Growler, Nick, Darwin, Miss C etc...


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2011, 04:59:28 AM
I was in the Minema like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2011, 07:41:33 PM
Its all gone quiet ............ tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2011, 07:43:09 PM
BOOOOOOO! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2011, 07:44:43 PM
BOOOOOOO! eveilgrin:

Shit ..I nearly spilt my vino.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2011, 07:50:56 PM
BOOOOOOO! eveilgrin:

Shit ..I nearly spilt my vino.........

I'm using a mahoosive screen - that looks like a tiny whisper on it like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2011, 08:46:56 PM
Been to a parents evening. 3 hours worth  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2011, 08:47:37 PM
Been to a parents evening. 3 hours worth  noooo:

You must have been very naughty....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2011, 08:47:54 PM
Been to a parents evening. 3 hours worth  noooo:

Where you allowed out alone ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2011, 08:48:32 PM
 lol:

I need serious amounts of food and vino  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2011, 08:49:26 PM
I have vino...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2011, 08:53:44 PM
I have an open gullet  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2011, 09:02:36 PM
I have an open gullet  lol:


 eeek: eeek:

He has vino ............what about solids ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2011, 09:04:46 PM
I have an open gullet  lol:


 eeek: eeek:

He has vino ............what about solids ... rubschin:

Tsk, tsk...  nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2011, 09:06:07 PM
I have an open gullet  lol:


 eeek: eeek:

He has vino ............what about solids ... rubschin:

Tsk, tsk...  nonono:

I meant dinner like ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2011, 09:06:43 PM
I have an open gullet  lol:


 eeek: eeek:

He has vino ............what about solids ... rubschin:

Tsk, tsk...  nonono:

Cypriot peasants eh... ;)

anyhoo...

I have a very nice raisin and cinnamon loaf from Tesco...

It's delish, but, for some reason, I imagine that to Miss D, cinnamon is a food of wrongness...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2011, 09:08:33 PM
I have an open gullet  lol:


 eeek: eeek:

He has vino ............what about solids ... rubschin:

Tsk, tsk...  nonono:

I meant dinner like ......... whistle:

 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2011, 09:11:12 PM
Ignore them Miss D...They have sunstroke...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 15, 2011, 09:21:59 PM
Been to a parents evening. 3 hours worth  noooo:

Me too. Only a couple of hours though.

One of my son's teachers looks so young even her class thinks she's actually a 6th former. Yumster though.

Pleased to say excellent reports on both sprogs.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2011, 09:28:59 PM



I have a very nice raisin and cinnamon loaf from Tesco...

It's delish, but, for some reason, I imagine that to Miss D, cinnamon is a food of wrongness...

No cinnamon is lovely jubbly and that sounds nice...toasted and with lots of butter tho  Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2011, 09:32:02 PM



I have a very nice raisin and cinnamon loaf from Tesco...

It's delish, but, for some reason, I imagine that to Miss D, cinnamon is a food of wrongness...

No cinnamon is lovely jubbly and that sounds nice...toasted and with lots of butter tho  Drool: Drool: Drool:

 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 15, 2011, 09:35:58 PM
Been to a parents evening. 3 hours worth  noooo:

Me too. Only a couple of hours though.

One of my son's teachers looks so young even her class thinks she's actually a 6th former. Yumster though.

Pleased to say excellent reports on both sprogs.  happy088

I'm pleased for you   sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2011, 10:24:36 PM
"Guest      10:11:04 PM     Printing the topic "Nick"."


 scared2:

He's got a stalker .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 15, 2011, 10:28:33 PM
It's Jim prolly, or Fluffy...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2011, 05:34:42 AM
"Guest      10:11:04 PM     Printing the topic "Nick"."


 scared2:

He's got a stalker .... rubschin:

Or Mrs Nick

Nick, as Shaw Taylor use to say, "Keep 'em peeled"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2011, 09:46:32 AM
Oh dear.  It will end in tears. noooo:

Whatever and where ever it was it seems to have disappeared.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2011, 10:24:16 AM
I am back  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 16, 2011, 01:17:15 PM
So am I.

Been to the skin clinic this morning. Finally got the all clear after my op in May 2008. I am now officially clear of the big "C"  happy088

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 16, 2011, 01:26:59 PM
Good news, Unc.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2011, 01:33:13 PM
What a hooooge relief for you ....big congrats
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2011, 01:41:37 PM
Well done Uncle.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2011, 01:49:01 PM
well done ........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
So am I.

Been to the skin clinic this morning. Finally got the all clear after my op in May 2008. I am now officially clear of the big "C"  happy088



Excellent news Uncle I am so happy for you scary stuff to say the least.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2011, 03:26:24 PM
I'm back too...

Excellent news Uncle...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2011, 03:43:52 PM
Now we just need a cure for baldness and everyone will be happy  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2011, 03:57:24 PM
Now we just need a cure for gingerness and everyone will be happy  ::)

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2011, 09:13:16 PM
Splendid news UM.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2011, 06:18:03 AM
Jolly good news Unc.  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2011, 04:46:44 PM
It's very quiet in here ..........hangovers too........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 04:48:26 PM
I am werking on a web site like....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 18, 2011, 04:53:33 PM
I am werking on a web site like....  rubschin:


www.Smugclub.com .......                                              rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 05:12:21 PM
I am werking on a web site like....  rubschin:


www.Smugclub.com .......                                              rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
www.goats'r'us.com ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 18, 2011, 05:27:06 PM
www.Smugc**t.com...

:-)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 06:57:16 PM
www.Smugc**t.com...

:-)



 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2011, 06:59:11 PM
I thought that site had died a death  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 06:59:45 PM
I thought that site had died a death  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 02:28:19 PM
Is everyone at the wedding ..cept me and Nick ........ sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 02:32:28 PM
I am there. Wenchy is doing a trick with her garter. It is not going too well. An ambulance has been called  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2011, 03:52:37 PM
I was shooting like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 03:53:25 PM
Kill anyone?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 04:01:48 PM
I was shooting like....

got dinner like ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2011, 04:05:20 PM
I was shooting like....

got dinner like ........ rubschin:

No... only broken clays....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 07:09:57 PM
I am werking on a web site like....  rubschin:


Internet overseer Icann has given final approval to the creation of an internet domain dedicated to pornography.

The move to create a top level ".xxx" domain - similar to ".com" and ".org" - ends a 10-year battle over the virtual red-light district
........................................ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2011, 10:22:54 PM
I was shooting like....

got dinner like ........ rubschin:

No... only broken clays....  whistle:

Yes, isn't it annoying how they smash when they hit the ground intact.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
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post wedding/date party ............. eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2011, 12:45:31 AM
Anyone fancy a pint?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2011, 12:46:47 AM
Always ............... ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2011, 12:50:34 AM
Rubbish day at court again!

Adjourned coz the woman that takes shorthand was off Banghead

I wonder if she is having an extended weekend  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2011, 12:52:32 AM
Rubbish day at court again!

Adjourned coz the woman that takes shorthand was off Banghead

I wonder if she is having an extended weekend  whistle:

Put all your drinks on BM ....ssshhhh he's not here ...

when do you go back ??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2011, 12:56:48 AM
Case at 10:30, go there at 10:15. Seen at 11:55 then adjourned  Banghead

Not in prison yet, so still drinking  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2011, 12:59:56 AM
Case at 10:30, go there at 10:15. Seen at 11:55 then adjourned  Banghead

Not in prison yet, so still drinking  lol:


another round on BM then ............ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2011, 01:02:09 AM
Champers would be nice  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2011, 01:06:45 AM
Off to my pit now it has been a very very long day!

Go for a proper drink sometime?

Nighty night  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2011, 01:10:02 AM
Will try to met up weekend ..........Smug club meetng ..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2011, 05:36:05 AM
Not this weekend - next week perhaps...? SCTM
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2011, 06:45:15 AM
Not this weekend - next week perhaps...? SCTM

Both would be nice.  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2011, 07:19:53 AM
Not this weekend - next week perhaps...? SCTM

Both would be nice.  8)

I am bizzy this weekend like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2011, 07:21:55 AM
I'm not.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
I'm not.

How are you with a shovel...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 25, 2011, 07:26:01 AM
Back to "Cool Hand Luke" are we?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2011, 12:17:50 PM
It's all a bit quiet today innit  tunble:

S'ppose everyone is out sunbathing  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2011, 12:28:08 PM
I'll pop back in to keep you company ...........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2011, 12:53:48 PM
It's all a bit quiet today innit  tunble:

S'ppose everyone is out sunbathing  sad24:

I have been supervising fencing activities.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_0uXUNajCSno%2FSm7rRL3tYdI%2FAAAAAAAAARA%2F3njgBCnAHec%2Fs400%2Fstock%2Bfencing.jpg&hash=8e0c8996ba80827323dd3379b67e7a7d3316b58b)

Not

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 25, 2011, 01:43:37 PM
I have been out buying fencing.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F1p40ms2as%2Fstock_fencing.jpg&hash=5aedebd458edfa9b8900941e2e042254b6cffc33) (http://postimage.org/image/1p40ms2as/)

Not.



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F8joh3vus%2Ffencing.jpg&hash=411bb2098ab930f0d55c357d2e333252c82221e0) (http://postimage.org/image/8joh3vus/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 25, 2011, 08:36:26 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused001.gif&hash=62dcd2d1553fd56e672e5bd0b65557969adf5647) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

 tunble:

 sadsmiley30:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2011, 08:39:16 PM
And...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2011, 08:43:11 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.myemoticons.com%2Fimages%2Femotions%2Fdisappointed%2Fpouty.gif&hash=39edfb97327348a21c7e6d840ae29869472bd144)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2011, 08:46:55 PM
 Drinkin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 25, 2011, 08:51:04 PM
Y'all in here, but watching the telly...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 25, 2011, 08:54:07 PM
I'm bored and switching between here and facebook...that's quite an'all...mind you I've only got one friend... Daisy Dog... cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2011, 08:56:43 PM
 happy100

I'm so pissed off I am doing some work...might as well take it out on something
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 25, 2011, 10:57:02 PM
G'nite...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2011, 11:35:44 PM
Where is every body ....????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 04:48:45 AM
I'm here!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2011, 09:28:54 AM
Hi De Hi  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 10:00:07 AM
Hi De Hi  8)

Ho-de-ho!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2011, 01:02:28 PM
Well that's two of the dwarfs accounted for I wonder where the rest are.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 01:09:16 PM
You called ................. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 26, 2011, 02:33:26 PM
No Young's until Monday :-(  the share price will tumble...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 02:35:28 PM
No Young's until Monday :-(  the share price will tumble...

You'll save a fortune .......no beer .......can't smoke .......keep winning on sport ....

Lend us a quid .....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 03:30:09 PM
I was shooting like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 03:34:05 PM
LL  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 03:34:50 PM
LL  eeek:

All that gravel ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 03:38:09 PM
Not LL or the gravel....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 26, 2011, 04:36:59 PM
Ive been getting another puncture repaired.   ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
It's the Boat Race!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 04:48:58 PM
I had my fill of rowing, rowers, lycra all in ones, stroke rates, ergo's and stuff a long , long time ago  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 04:51:44 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
I had my fill of rowing, rowers, lycra all in ones, stroke rates, ergo's and stuff a long , long time ago  noooo:

All in one night ........... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 04:53:46 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 04:56:13 PM
One of my previous BF's was a rower ( represented England and everything) . I had 5 years of all things rowing. Could never celebrate my burfday cos it was always freckin Henley and they were rowing. Could never plan going away cos you didn't know what training, tours or overseas events they were in etc etc etc.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 04:57:51 PM
Funnily enough we split up when he announced one New Years Eve we were moving to Nottingham ( to be nearer the National Watersports centre)  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 05:05:59 PM
I thought rowers only like ...oars..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 05:06:46 PM
and cox's  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 05:17:42 PM
Funnily enough we split up when he announced one New Years Eve we were moving to Nottingham ( to be nearer the National Watersports centre)  lol:
[/quote

Here I am . Bet he was fit though  eyes: eyes: eyes:

YOu need stamina as a rower, as I know myself  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 05:31:58 PM
Funnily enough we split up when he announced one New Years Eve we were moving to Nottingham ( to be nearer the National Watersports centre)  lol:
[/quote

Here I am . Bet he was fit though  eyes: eyes: eyes:

YOu need stamina as a rower, as I know myself  whistle:

Always had you down as a cox .............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 05:40:53 PM
You lot are getting so excited that you are unable to talk properly anymore  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 05:42:17 PM
Bit like you later tonight then  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 05:46:56 PM
I'm here!  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 05:48:05 PM
Thank heavens ....they keep gubbing everything  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 05:48:57 PM
Thank heavens ....they keep gubbing everything  lol:

I'll keep an eye on everyfink! Don't you worry like....  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 05:49:14 PM
Cambridge did  evil:

I lost a fiver  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 05:50:17 PM
Cambridge did  evil:

I lost a fiver  evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 05:53:38 PM
Liz Box fooked it all up  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2011, 05:54:54 PM
Liz Box fooked it all up  cussing:

Of course, of course....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2011, 12:32:50 AM
God...this is boring...having to stay up till 0200 to change the clocks...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2011, 12:35:44 AM
Don't forget to put the clocks back by one hour everyone...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 27, 2011, 12:36:21 AM
We have a rest for a while - no flights due in until 2.00. Not quite sure why there are so many of us here tbh...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2011, 12:39:11 AM
So they'll be due in at 0300 then...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 12:42:38 AM
So what is the time ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2011, 12:46:54 AM
Here? or in Cyprus...you are already two hours ahead...so you have already put your clocks back...so I reckon that makes it...tick past tock... happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 12:49:23 AM
Here? or in Cyprus...you are already two hours ahead...so you have already put your clocks back...so I reckon that makes it...tick past tock... happy088

Time for another glass of vino............... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 12:53:29 AM
It was a serious question ........on laptop 3 .......and the clock keeps changing  evil:.......set it but it has a mind of its own (male putor) .......minutes right just the hours ....very confusing after a few  whistle: beers......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2011, 12:56:23 AM
No...you are making it complicated...here, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfq5kju627c
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 01:02:32 AM
No...you are making it complicated...here, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfq5kju627c


 ;D ;D ;D rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 27, 2011, 01:21:23 AM
It was due at 2.00 but it's late anyway!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 27, 2011, 02:33:45 AM
Right, that's the last A320 unloaded. Home time!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 27, 2011, 03:24:50 AM
Home sweet home. Just time for a quick can before bed :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2011, 11:38:42 PM
Anybody fancy a beer?

It is on me like, BM has got a tab going for me whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 11:41:21 PM
ow ow ....one beer please ... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 27, 2011, 11:55:08 PM
Lots for me please, been thirsty work today.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2011, 11:57:13 PM
Champers anyone, it is on my tab like?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 28, 2011, 12:00:53 AM
Yes please, with a Guinness top.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 12:06:48 AM
Yes please, with a Guinness top.

Posh?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 28, 2011, 06:03:33 AM
Empty bar my arse. It looks like Barman is doing 24hr opening these days . Baldy, APC, TMR and even Snoopy were partying in here overnight
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 06:12:07 AM
Empty bar my arse. It looks like Barman is doing 24hr opening these days . Baldy, APC, TMR and even Snoopy were partying in here overnight

A sign of the times, there is a recession going on and he needs 'the jewish piano' to keep playing.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 07:03:04 AM
Empty bar my arse. It looks like Barman is doing 24hr opening these days . Baldy, APC, TMR and even Snoopy were partying in here overnight


I woke feeling like I'd had a full night's sleep, assume the clock change was fooling me as to why there was no daylight through the curtains, failed to put on my glasses, glanced at the alarm, which has a little button to light the digi screen and could have sworn it said 6.15 so I got up, had a pee and came downstairs. Logged on, thinking "It's fecking chilly" so checked that the heating timer had worked .... it was then I realised it was in fact 4.20 so posted a happy Birthday to Pirate and went back to bed. Just woke again and feel like death!  redface:  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2011, 07:16:38 AM
Empty bar my arse. It looks like Barman is doing 24hr opening these days . Baldy, APC, TMR and even Snoopy were partying in here overnight

A sign of the times, there is a recession going on and he needs 'the jewish piano' to keep playing.  whistle:

It didn't play much last night!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 07:21:04 AM
I will sort my tab out soon BM, think I might get a job in timeshare like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2011, 07:22:40 AM
I will sort my tab out soon BM, think I might get a job in timeshare like  whistle:

doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2011, 07:41:15 AM
Bloody typical.....champers flowing and I missed it  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 07:42:14 AM
I think you've had enough for one weekend young lady  cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2011, 07:45:50 AM
A girl can NEVER have enough Snoops  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 07:48:59 AM
I'd noticed that, over the years like.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 07:49:14 AM
Do not worry Miss D, BM can open another one.

Stick it on my tab like.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2011, 07:50:05 AM
Champers????   eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2011, 07:50:47 AM
You are too kind  Mr Baldy cloud9:

And in the proper glass like not the placcy ones this time please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 07:52:45 AM
Nothing less will do!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.weddinggifts2u.co.uk%2Fadmin%2Fuploads%2Fgeneric_image%2Fchampagne-fountain.jpg&hash=01b3f848ef27f929f3d55414cdf77aff28f20d10)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 07:54:09 AM
BM will prolly get it out of the vending machine.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 07:56:42 AM
There was a nasty rumour that following Miss D's stay at BM's he sent her a bill "For use of the mini bar"  rubschin:



With the words "Or part thereof" crossed out.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2011, 07:59:05 AM
No feckin rumour  evil:

I'm having to pay back in installments  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 08:10:16 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2011, 09:37:54 AM
No feckin rumour  evil:

I'm having to pay back in installments  redface:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 28, 2011, 05:27:13 PM
Empty bar my arse. It looks like Barman is doing 24hr opening these days . Baldy, APC, TMR and even Snoopy were partying in here overnight


... Logged on, thinking "It's fecking chilly" so checked that the heating timer had worked ....   redface:  surrender:

Bollocks, I knew I'd missed one clock! Cheers Snoopy  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2011, 05:28:10 PM
The clock in my car is an hour slow which cocked up several things I tried to do this afternoon  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2011, 06:19:48 PM
Did it stop you getting out of bed ? whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:25:21 PM
BM is in his pit, shall we have a few on the tab like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2011, 11:26:01 PM
Yes. Break out the collapso!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 11:26:26 PM
Well it is a birthday party like ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 11:27:55 PM
Yes. Break out the collapso!

1st one tonight like.................... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:29:55 PM
That zyder fuddles your mucking brain!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2011, 11:34:10 PM
The island that never sleeps?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:35:13 PM
The island that never sleeps?

The island of LURVE  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 11:36:50 PM
The island that never sleeps?

Yeah ..pretty much .........I'm awake trying to remember if I'm insomniac or amnesiac ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:38:23 PM
The island that never sleeps?

Yeah ..pretty much .........I'm awake trying to remember if I'm insomniac or amnesiac ............ rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2011, 11:41:28 PM
I can feel a holiday in Cyprus coming on  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 11:42:22 PM
I can feel a holiday in Cyprus coming on  rubschin:

I'm out that week .............. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:43:41 PM
I can feel a holiday in Cyprus coming on  rubschin:

A new start away from that shite life in the UK more like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 11:57:45 PM
I am off for a kip like, another long day tomorrow.  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 11:58:47 PM
I can feel a holiday in Cyprus coming on  rubschin:

Any good with gravel .......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2011, 12:03:52 AM
I can feel a holiday in Cyprus coming on  rubschin:

Any good with gravel .......... whistle:

Unfortunately I have a bad back  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2011, 12:14:42 AM
If you are last to leave tonight .....lock up ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 29, 2011, 04:58:50 AM
Right you lot!  I've cleared the empties away and tidied up.   ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2011, 05:11:35 AM
When you're passing the kitchen, put a fresh pot of coffee on luv
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 05:47:40 AM
And make some nice strong tea as well... like...  happy088




And be quick about it....  cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 06:24:47 AM
That's just how he asks LL  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 07:17:36 AM
That's just how he asks LL  lol:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2011, 07:18:46 AM
No wonder he is always covered in bruises, cut shins etc  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2011, 07:21:44 AM
No wonder he is always covered in bruises, cut shins etc  lol:

Ah... but I don't say it quite so loudly when I tells ask LL....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2011, 07:24:44 AM
No wonder he is always covered in bruises, cut shins etc  lol:

Ah... but I don't say it quite so loudly when I tells ask LL....  redface:


Very wise.  ;)

No point in getting older if you don't learn summat on the journey.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 07:05:37 PM
BM has gone quiet, out the back with LL  eyes:

Let's have a piss up!  eveilgrin: On him like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 07:07:30 PM
He's gonna start pulling the shutters down every time he goes off  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 07:12:02 PM
The Russian bird next door has just got a customer.  eeek:

I think I will knock on the door like an ice cream salesman at the pictures like, but be selling condoms and viagra in my tray.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 07:14:24 PM
Offering  her your magnum  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2011, 07:15:16 PM
Is it time for my cow sucking joke?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 07:16:04 PM
Nope
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 07:17:48 PM
She is moving the furniture around, this could be a noisy night!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2011, 07:18:08 PM
He's gonna start pulling the shutters down every time he goes off  scared2:

No problem Miss D, I'm a few years out of practice but I should be able to pick the lock...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 07:20:22 PM
He's gonna start pulling the shutters down every time he goes off  scared2:

No problem Miss D, I'm a few years out of practice but I should be able to pick the lock...  whistle:

Lurkio?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2011, 07:23:04 PM
He's gonna start pulling the shutters down every time he goes off  scared2:

No problem Miss D, I'm a few years out of practice but I should be able to pick the lock...  whistle:

Lurkio?

Hardly, used to be pretty good at magic and escapology when I was younger. Went down a storm when I was a student nurse on a childrens ward.






I've just realised how long ago that was.   eeek:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 07:25:23 PM
Magicians are nearly, nearly.... as freaky deaky as clowns  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2011, 07:30:13 PM
Not a fan of Ali Bongo then Miss D  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 07:32:05 PM
He's gonna start pulling the shutters down every time he goes off  scared2:

No problem Miss D, I'm a few years out of practice but I should be able to pick the lock...  whistle:

Lurkio?

Hardly, used to be pretty good at magic and escapology when I was younger. Went down a storm when I was a student nurse on a childrens ward.






I've just realised how long ago that was.   eeek:



 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 07:32:31 PM
Oh god no .......he gives me the heebee geebees  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 07:34:04 PM
Oh god no .......he gives me the heebee geebees  scared2:

Be scared, be very scared!  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2011, 07:39:45 PM
You were scared of him like  whistle:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2011, 07:40:38 PM
Oh doesn't he just make your flesh crawl  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2011, 08:47:57 PM
To be honest my style was more Penn and Teller  eveilgrin:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2011, 08:51:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKblP3_EkM0&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKblP3_EkM0&feature=related).
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2011, 10:28:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKblP3_EkM0&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKblP3_EkM0&feature=related).

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2011, 05:59:44 PM
Where is everyone .................

 tunble:

Guess I'll help myself ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 30, 2011, 06:02:06 PM
Wait a minute...Security...put that glass down...now...DO IT NOW...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2011, 06:03:54 PM
A glass .............I'm drinking bottles if it's free bar ......... ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 30, 2011, 06:05:22 PM
Okay...Just leave me the Jack Daniels...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2011, 06:06:12 PM
Okay...Just leave me the Jack Daniels...

Done .................... 8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2011, 07:30:48 PM
Back from visiting some lovely friends  cloud9:

Anything left to drink in here ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
[hic] not much...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2011, 07:33:20 PM
Just been out to buy some fags. Got propositioned by two of the laydees on the way back  noooo:  "Are you looking for business, deary?" just sounds so 1940's  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 30, 2011, 07:35:20 PM
Back from visiting some lovely friends  cloud9:

Anything left to drink in here ?  rubschin:

Whaddya want...Vodka...Wine...Peach schnapps...I recommend gin and lemonade...very refreshing...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on March 30, 2011, 07:36:27 PM
Down my way it's "Lookin' for some business, darlin', innit?"  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 30, 2011, 07:36:40 PM
Just been out to buy some fags. Got propositioned by two of the laydees on the way back  noooo:  "Are you looking for business, deary?" just sounds so 1940's  rubschin:

Well...you do look about 70
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Just been out to buy some fags. Got propositioned by two of the laydees on the way back  noooo:  "Are you looking for business, deary?" just sounds so 1940's  rubschin:

Should have told them you were out for fags............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2011, 07:39:28 PM
Just been out to buy some fags. Got propositioned by two of the laydees on the way back  noooo:  "Are you looking for business, deary?" just sounds so 1940's  rubschin:

Well...you do look about 70
cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2011, 07:39:34 PM
Just been out to buy some fags. Got propositioned by two of the laydees on the way back  noooo:  "Are you looking for business, deary?" just sounds so 1940's  rubschin:

Should have told them you were out for fags............

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Back from visiting some lovely friends  cloud9:

Anything left to drink in here ?  rubschin:

Whaddya want...Vodka...Wine...Peach schnapps...I recommend gin and lemonade...very refreshing...

I don't do gin  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 30, 2011, 08:05:08 PM
Womans ruin...

its okay with lemonade...I didn't used to like it till I tried it...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 30, 2011, 08:06:51 PM
Hot day...Tall glass...an inch or two of gin...fill with lemonade...slice of lemon... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 30, 2011, 08:22:01 PM
Gin ...  noooo:    sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2011, 08:24:04 PM
Tipsy has obviously had many bad experiences with this noxious fluid  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 30, 2011, 08:31:39 PM
I think I may have mentioned before I only tried it once.... I used wedgewood plates as frisbies!  I was 16.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2011, 08:32:18 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 30, 2011, 08:58:20 PM
I think I may have mentioned before I only tried it once.... I used wedgewood plates as frisbies!  I was 16.  redface:

What else would one do with Wedgewood plates?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2011, 09:01:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhk38oq194 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhk38oq194).
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 30, 2011, 09:15:15 PM
I think I may have mentioned before I only tried it once.... I used wedgewood plates as frisbies!  I was 16.  redface:

What else would one do with Wedgewood plates?

 lol:  They were the then boyfriend's mother's though.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2011, 09:17:17 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2011, 09:17:26 PM
Oh dear ..... scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2011, 10:11:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhk38oq194 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhk38oq194).

 lol:
A bit like a night out in Cyprus.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2011, 10:24:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhk38oq194 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhk38oq194).

 lol:
A bit like a night out in Cyprus as BM loads the dishwasher.
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2011, 10:25:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhk38oq194 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhk38oq194).

 lol:
A bit like a night out in Cyprus as BM loads the dishwasher.
noooo:


No thats full of mini bits....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2011, 10:26:42 PM
The bad bit is that your mates want to go and watch it for some strange reason.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 06:09:33 AM
The breakfast club all seem to be slacking this morning ?

Has an away day been organised or something  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2011, 06:15:44 AM
They are all hung over ..... BM hasn't even put the kettle on  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 06:26:30 AM
Standards are slipping round here , thank heavens you can be relied on Snoops  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 31, 2011, 06:35:44 AM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 07:11:31 AM
The breakfast club all seem to be slacking this morning ?

Has an away day been organised or something  rubschin: rubschin:

Baldy has a have it away day planned....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2011, 07:15:04 AM
The breakfast club all seem to be slacking this morning ?

Has an away day been organised or something  rubschin: rubschin:

Baldy has a have it away day planned....  whistle:

 happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 07:28:39 AM
With the Russian, the jock, your wife or his mother ????
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 07:29:37 AM
With the Russian, the jock, your wife or his mother ????

With apc!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 07:33:41 AM
Ooooh a Brokeback Mountain day out  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2011, 07:37:39 AM
Feck off you lot.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 07:42:50 AM
Sorry ...didn't mean to touch your sore spot  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 07:57:39 AM
Sorry ...didn't mean to touch your sore spot  whistle:

Penicillin will cure that....  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2011, 08:50:44 AM
Feck off you lot.  cussing:

Like wot he said ^^^^....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 08:51:41 AM
Morning  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2011, 10:20:41 AM
Bleedin ell ........it's getting busy in here ..........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 10:21:19 AM
Been shopping - stocking up for the long weekend like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2011, 10:22:32 AM
Been shopping - stocking up for the long weekend like....  whistle:

Suntan lotion and lashings of booze.............. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2011, 10:23:12 AM
Gravel , deep heat and radox then  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 10:45:47 AM
Gravel , deep heat and radox then  lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2011, 11:41:35 AM
Been shopping - stocking up for the long weekend like....  whistle:

Another Bonk Holiday over there?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2011, 04:05:31 PM
Been shopping - stocking up for the long weekend like....  whistle:

Another Bonk Holiday over there?

Oh yes!  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2011, 08:25:28 AM

Quite in here today

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 04, 2011, 08:29:54 AM
Very, not just quite ;-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2011, 08:36:35 AM
Well at least it drew somebody out of their shell..... I meant quiet of course.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2011, 08:49:26 AM
I'm here now!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 04, 2011, 08:52:03 AM
Shhhh we are having a period of QUIET constipation  contemplation.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2011, 08:53:13 AM
Shhhh we are having a period of QUIET constipation  contemplation.


Oh... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2011, 12:03:14 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 04, 2011, 12:17:23 PM
I am here just about.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 12:26:43 PM
I haven't stopped all morning  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2011, 12:27:39 PM
I've been digging like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2011, 12:33:09 PM
I've hardly started .... Just can't get going today.

Everything I think of that needs doing I can think of two good reasons not to bother.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2011, 12:41:04 PM
I have decided I need either:

A knight in shining armour to whisk me away

or

A substantial win on the lottery ( or other hopeless and futile wish fulifillment type products )
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 12:55:14 PM
I've hardly started .... Just can't get going today.

Everything I think of that needs doing I can think of two good reasons not to bother.

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Me too  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 04, 2011, 01:15:40 PM
I've been digging like...  noooo:


At least you have the decency to bury her like. ;)

I'm with Snoops today.  Not in person obviously.  Loads to do and lack of ooomp and inclination with which to do it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2011, 01:24:51 PM
I've hardly started .... Just can't get going today.

Everything I think of that needs doing I can think of two good reasons not to bother.

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Me too  surrender:


Me 3..........why put off today ....wot you can put off tomorrow.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 04, 2011, 02:00:16 PM
I've hardly started .... Just can't get going today.

Everything I think of that needs doing I can think of two good reasons not to bother.

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Me too  surrender:


Me 3..........why put off today ....wot you can put off tomorrow.......

Like drinking that crate of Keo f'rinstance...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2011, 03:35:23 PM
I have decided I need A knight in shining armour to whisk me away



**cough**  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 03:36:50 PM
Call me shining bucket?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2011, 03:37:27 PM
Call me shining bucket?  point:

Have you seen my helmet...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2011, 03:41:29 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2011, 03:44:23 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2011, 03:44:43 PM
Call me shining bucket?  point:

Have you seen my helmet...?  eyes:
sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2011, 10:27:47 PM
I have decided I need A knight in shining armour to whisk me away



**cough**  whistle:

You need shinning armour.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2011, 05:29:48 AM
I have decided I need A knight in shining armour to whisk me away



**cough**  whistle:

You need shinning armour.  noooo:

I do! I keeps hitting me shins on the wheelbarrow like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 05, 2011, 05:32:52 AM
I have decided I need A knight in shining armour to whisk me away



**cough**  whistle:

You need shinning armour.  noooo:

I do! I keeps hitting me shins on the wheelbarrow like...  noooo:

LL has you goose-stepping up the drive?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2011, 05:38:07 AM
I have decided I need A knight in shining armour to whisk me away



**cough**  whistle:

You need shinning armour.  noooo:

I do! I keeps hitting me shins on the wheelbarrow like...  noooo:

LL has you goose-stepping up the drive?  eeek:

No, I'm just naturally clumsy...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 05, 2011, 05:42:25 AM
I have decided I need A knight in shining armour to whisk me away



**cough**  whistle:

You need shinning armour.  noooo:

I do! I keeps hitting me shins on the wheelbarrow like...  noooo:

LL has you goose-stepping up the drive?  eeek:

No, I'm just naturally clumsy...  redface:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2011, 06:25:37 PM
Where is everyone ................... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 06:28:14 PM
I am hypnotising pigs  angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2011, 06:28:42 PM
I am hypnotising pigs  angel1 angel1

For your pie............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 05, 2011, 06:33:05 PM
I'm still werking ... on and off  surrender:

... and the oven has just pinged at me  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 05, 2011, 06:42:43 PM
I was trying to werk but, channel hopping, fell across "The Quiller Memorandum" so watched that instead. Made in 1966 ~ Stands up rather well to the test of time ackchooly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iveB1P_FPT0
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2011, 07:48:06 PM
I am hypnotising pigs  angel1 angel1

Of course, of course....  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2011, 07:49:25 PM
Where is everyone ................... rubschin:

I'm really tired  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2011, 07:51:37 PM
Where is everyone ................... rubschin:

I'm really tired  surrender:

Too much cake................. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2011, 07:52:46 PM
No I have been to the gym and worked it off  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 08:09:14 PM
 char048 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
My gym actually exists  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2011, 08:16:27 PM
My gym actually exists  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2011, 08:17:09 PM
My gym actually exists  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 08:34:07 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 05, 2011, 08:36:23 PM
My gym actually exists  whistle:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2011, 08:43:38 PM
 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 05, 2011, 08:48:52 PM
4 hours left at work. And it's a tad chilly on the runway!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2011, 08:53:23 PM
4 hours left at work. And it's a tad chilly on the runway!


Euphemism ............... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 05:05:46 AM
4 hours left at work. And it's a tad chilly on the runway!

Not so smug now!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 06, 2011, 05:09:27 AM
Gonna have to leave you on your own now... I need to catch a train drive to work.  I have got very lazy of late.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 05:13:40 AM
Gonna have to leave you on your own now... I need to catch a train drive to work.  I have got very lazy of late.  surrender:

Poor me...  sad24:

Don't take all the fecking croissants with you tho will ya?  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 05:42:29 AM
I'm here   razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 05:44:20 AM
I'm here   razz:

And the place is better for that hound...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 05:49:37 AM
I'm here   razz:

And the place is better for that hound...  cloud9:

Aw Shucks  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 05:56:59 AM
I'm here   razz:

And the place is better for that hound...  cloud9:

Aw Shucks  redface:

Just kidding like...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 06:00:24 AM
I'm here   razz:

And the place is better for that hound...  cloud9:

Aw Shucks  redface:

Just kidding like...  ;)

Taking advantage of my weakened state eh  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 06:01:47 AM
I'm here   razz:

And the place is better for that hound...  cloud9:

Aw Shucks  redface:

Just kidding like...  ;)

Taking advantage of my weakened state eh  sad24:

Yes!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 06:16:50 AM
Heartless swine  evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 06:18:38 AM
Thank heavens for that .....I thought we were having  a love in  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 07:27:07 AM
Thank heavens for that .....I thought we were having  a love in  eeek:

Well if you insist!  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 07:33:23 AM
Usual morning meds taken + Paracetomol (For me cold like)
Bacon, egg, beans and toast with home made marmalade  + two mugs of tea.

I feel like a new man ...... Any offers?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 07:38:23 AM
Usual morning meds taken + Paracetomol (For me cold like)
Bacon, egg, beans and toast with home made marmalade  + two mugs of tea.

I feel like a new man ...... Any offers?  whistle:

Nick might be available...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 07:51:47 AM
I'll pass on that  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 08:05:00 AM
Better late than never. I have been bizzy doing important things. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 08:48:00 AM
Working in bed
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 01:06:06 PM
Is everyone sunbathing .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 01:16:07 PM
I am returned.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 01:27:01 PM
I have been doing some plumptonising  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 01:39:19 PM
Is everyone sunbathing .......... rubschin:

I've been shooting... at that club in Pafos like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 01:47:33 PM
Hit anyonething?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 01:48:11 PM
Is everyone sunbathing .......... rubschin:

I've been shooting... at that club in Pafos like....  cloud9:

Where is it .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 01:49:31 PM
Is everyone sunbathing .......... rubschin:

I've been shooting... at that club in Pafos like....  cloud9:

Where is it .... rubschin:

Pafos he said .... You deff or summat?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 02:34:44 PM
Is everyone sunbathing .......... rubschin:

I've been shooting... at that club in Pafos like....  cloud9:

Where is it .... rubschin:

Pafos he said .... You deff or summat?

 lol: lol:

Out of Pafos towards Limassol on the motorway.

First junction is Yeroskipou the next (I think) is the Industrial Area exit... it is off there on the North side of the motorway - most excellent!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 02:35:50 PM
Is everyone sunbathing .......... rubschin:

I've been shooting... at that club in Pafos like....  cloud9:

Where is it .... rubschin:

Pafos he said .... You deff or summat?

 lol: lol:

Out of Pafos towards Limassol on the motorway.

First junction is Yeroskipou the next (I think) is the Industrial Area exit... it is off there on the North side of the motorway - most excellent!  cloud9:

Cheers ............. ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 02:36:51 PM
Is everyone sunbathing .......... rubschin:

I've been shooting... at that club in Pafos like....  cloud9:

Where is it .... rubschin:

Pafos he said .... You deff or summat?

 lol: lol:

Out of Pafos towards Limassol on the motorway.

First junction is Yeroskipou the next (I think) is the Industrial Area exit... it is off there on the North side of the motorway - most excellent!  cloud9:

Cheers ............. ;D

Do you shoot like...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 02:38:34 PM
Is everyone sunbathing .......... rubschin:

I've been shooting... at that club in Pafos like....  cloud9:

Where is it .... rubschin:

Pafos he said .... You deff or summat?

 lol: lol:

Out of Pafos towards Limassol on the motorway.

First junction is Yeroskipou the next (I think) is the Industrial Area exit... it is off there on the North side of the motorway - most excellent!  cloud9:

Cheers ............. ;D

Do you shoot like...?

Only when thinking of other things fails  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 02:39:24 PM
Is everyone sunbathing .......... rubschin:

I've been shooting... at that club in Pafos like....  cloud9:

Where is it .... rubschin:

Pafos he said .... You deff or summat?

 lol: lol:

Out of Pafos towards Limassol on the motorway.

First junction is Yeroskipou the next (I think) is the Industrial Area exit... it is off there on the North side of the motorway - most excellent!  cloud9:

Cheers ............. ;D

Do you shoot like...?

Only when thinking of other things fails  redface:

doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 02:48:14 PM
I too am back but then you didn't know that I had been away.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 02:49:09 PM
I too am back but then you didn't know that I had been away.

Oh yes... we missed you terribly!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 02:50:05 PM
Jolly good tea and cake all round then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 02:50:30 PM
I too am back but then you didn't know that I had been away.

Oh yes... we missed you terribly!  cloud9:


See ~ I said he couldn't hit a barn door.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 02:51:13 PM
I have been applying online for a new passport. I had to enter my parents' date of marriage. I had to check this with my sister. This has, of course, raised the old family ghost about how they added an extra year to their wedding anniversaries  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2011, 02:51:50 PM
I too am back but then you didn't know that I had been away.

Oh yes... we missed you terribly!  cloud9:


See ~ I said he couldn't hit a barn door.  ;)
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 06, 2011, 02:53:48 PM
I too am back but then you didn't know that I had been away.

Oh yes... we missed you terribly!  cloud9:


See ~ I said he couldn't hit a barn door.  ;)
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 03:26:26 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 04:18:36 PM
I have been working terribly , terribly hard  surrender:

I am going for a swim to cool down  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2011, 04:28:05 PM
I have been working terribly , terribly hard  surrender:

I am going for a swim to cool down  cloud9:

Someone did say your werk was terrible ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2011, 06:35:50 PM
No one in my team though  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2011, 06:42:24 PM
No one still in my team though  evil:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2011, 12:47:20 PM
 tunble: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2011, 01:46:20 PM
I was moving stone slabs like... oooh me poor back, etc.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2011, 02:10:42 PM
You're flagging cos you're flagging like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2011, 02:31:29 PM
You're flagging cos you're flagging like  whistle:

doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2011, 03:26:50 PM
I was moving stone slabs like... oooh me poor back, etc.  noooo:

Grave robbing again  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2011, 03:27:16 PM
I was moving stone slabs like... oooh me poor back, etc.  noooo:

Grave robbing again  rubschin:

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 10, 2011, 03:29:00 PM
I was moving stone slabs like... oooh me poor back, etc.  noooo:

Grave robbing again  rubschin:

So .... Who do you suppose is playing Hare to his Burke


(Geddit? <snigger>)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2011, 03:30:29 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2011, 08:50:19 AM
Where you all gone .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2011, 09:09:11 AM
Gardening leave for me today. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 16, 2011, 09:16:39 AM
Where you all gone .......... rubschin:

I have been waiting for my laptop to repair its fatal error.  However, in the mean time, I have been allowed to open a fire door so that I can load my car without walking 3 miles through this hotel.  cloud9: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2011, 10:10:30 AM
Where you all gone .......... rubschin:

Two trips to the tip...  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2011, 11:04:03 AM
I've been for an enjoyable walk, beautiful weather. Gardening beckons  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2011, 11:06:40 AM
Bizzy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2011, 11:11:27 AM
body

Oops, sorry, wrong thread  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 16, 2011, 11:12:34 AM
Nah! Bizzy as in heaps to do and a bad back ache Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2011, 01:35:58 PM
Nah! Bizzy as in heaps to do and a bad back ache Snoopysick:


Me too... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2011, 01:38:58 PM
Nah! Bizzy as in heaps to do and a bad back ache Snoopysick:


Me too... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Oi you've got your own thread for injuries........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2011, 01:39:57 PM
Nah! Bizzy as in heaps to do and a bad back ache Snoopysick:


Me too... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Oi you've got your own thread for injuries........

I need two!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2011, 04:15:10 PM
Nah! Bizzy as in heaps to do and a bad back ache Snoopysick:


Me too... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Me three, just had a hot bath, seems to have helped for now
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2011, 06:02:38 AM
As I was the first one in today I have cleaned up all the ashtrays, cleaned last nights glasses and bottled up.  angel1

I think I deserve a beer.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2011, 06:11:31 AM
As I was the first one in today I have cleaned up all the ashtrays, cleaned last nights glasses and bottled up.  angel1

I think I deserve a beer.

Good man!

Just the bogs to finish and you can have one...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2011, 06:18:36 AM
Nah! Bizzy as in heaps to do and a bad back ache Snoopysick:


Me too... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick032.gif&hash=3d1d2d51f3033f967ef07033998b63f0734032ec) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Oi you've got your own thread for injuries........

I need two!  evil:

BM's Genuine injuries thread and BM's Hypochondriac thread  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2011, 06:22:33 AM
As I was the first one in today I have cleaned up all the ashtrays, cleaned last nights glasses and bottled up.  angel1

I think I deserve a beer.

Good man!

Just the bogs to finish and you can have one...  ;)

I forgot to mention that Abdul is doing the latrines. I promised him an ice cube for his toil.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2011, 06:27:09 AM
As I was the first one in today I have cleaned up all the ashtrays, cleaned last nights glasses and bottled up.  angel1

I think I deserve a beer.

Good man!

Just the bogs to finish and you can have one...  ;)

I forgot to mention that Abdul is doing the latrines. I promised him an ice cube for his toil.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2011, 08:17:51 AM
As I was the first one in today I have cleaned up all the ashtrays, cleaned last nights glasses and bottled up.  angel1

I think I deserve a beer.

Good man!

Just the bogs to finish and you can have one...  ;)

I forgot to mention that Abdul is doing the latrines. I promised him an ice cube for his toil.  whistle:


He stole the bog paper .. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2011, 08:19:36 AM
As I was the first one in today I have cleaned up all the ashtrays, cleaned last nights glasses and bottled up.  angel1

I think I deserve a beer.

Good man!

Just the bogs to finish and you can have one...  ;)

I forgot to mention that Abdul is doing the latrines. I promised him an ice cube for his toil.  whistle:


He stole the bog paper .. eeek:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2011, 09:04:27 AM
As I was the first one in today I have cleaned up all the ashtrays, cleaned last nights glasses and bottled up.  angel1

I think I deserve a beer.

Good man!

Just the bogs to finish and you can have one...  ;)

I forgot to mention that Abdul is doing the latrines. I promised him an ice cube for his toil.  whistle:


He stole the bog paper .. eeek:

I thought that is what he wanted the ice cube for.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 19, 2011, 10:04:04 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2011, 10:45:19 PM
Just us again APC?

Shall we start cleaning up? .....The bar or the mess that those feckers left?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2011, 02:16:14 PM
I was out shooting like... in the rain like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2011, 02:46:02 PM
Well .... I suppose even you can't miss that!  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2011, 03:17:28 PM
Well .... I suppose even you can't miss that!  ;)

 drumroll:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 07:44:19 AM
Everybody must be out buying my Easter Eggs  rubschin:

Hope you get the right ones.

I like milk or white chocolate only please.

In an AV order of preference

[1] Green & Black's white chocolate easter egg
[2] Cadbury's creme egg egg
[3] Hotel Chocolat cremed caramel club egg sandwich
[4] Lindt gold bunny

Merci beaucoup xxx

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 07:46:21 AM
Everybody must be out buying my Easter Eggs  rubschin:

Hope you get the right ones.

I like milk or white chocolate only please.

In an AV order of preference

[1] Green & Black's white chocolate easter egg
[2] Cadbury's creme egg egg
[3] Hotel Chocolat cremed caramel club egg sandwich
[4] Lindt gold bunny

Merci beaucoup xxx



I got you a six pack of Creme Eggs!  whistle:

Unfortunately, quality control procedures have deleted that number somewhat...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 07:48:11 AM
Have you dipped into my yokes ?  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 08:04:45 AM
Have you dipped into my yokes ?  evil:

 eeek:


yes...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 08:06:50 AM
 lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdsc.discovery.com%2Fnews%2F2007%2F06%2F27%2Fgallery%2Fpygmyhippo_zoom.jpg&hash=1bba01ec697f8f25442924d2e9b20dde1c30fc0a)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2011, 08:10:59 AM
You may have my Easter eggs Miss D ..... people keep giving me the bloody things despite knowing that, as a diabetic, I must not eat them.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 08:16:37 AM
lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdsc.discovery.com%2Fnews%2F2007%2F06%2F27%2Fgallery%2Fpygmyhippo_zoom.jpg&hash=1bba01ec697f8f25442924d2e9b20dde1c30fc0a)

That is about right...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 01:47:58 PM
All a bit quiet today. How is a girl to be entertained at work if you have all buggered off and are enjoying yourselves  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 01:48:42 PM
All a bit quiet today. How is a girl to be entertained at work if you have all buggered off and are enjoying yourselves  sad24:

oi  I am here .....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 01:49:24 PM
Entertain me then  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 01:50:22 PM
Entertain me then  ;D


 rubschin:.............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2011, 01:53:58 PM
Just back from an enjoyable couple of beers in the village pub garden. Bliss!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 01:55:02 PM
You can go off people you know  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 01:56:28 PM
Sitting around waiting for phone calls .........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 01:58:09 PM
Avoiding phone calls here . If anyone rings in the next hour wanting a rant they will be given even more fuel to rant about  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 02:05:17 PM
I have been shopping (new suit, compost) and been doing some gardening. Scorchio.

NOw I am sorting through bin liners  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2011, 02:40:28 PM
Work on the basis that if you haven't missed what's in them up to now then you don't need them.

Chuck them and save yourself the headache  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 02:43:11 PM
Ooh no, one bag is entirely full of socks and t shirts  cloud9:

It's the ten bags of papers I am putting off  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2011, 03:01:56 PM
Ooh no, one bag is entirely full of socks and t shirts  cloud9:

It's the ten bags of papers I am putting off  scared2:

Matching socks........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2011, 03:11:50 PM
I've been out and had one of the tastiest Italian meals ever ..  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2011, 03:31:49 PM
I have been shopping (new suit, compost) and been doing some gardening.

In your new suit or the compost bags?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 03:55:06 PM
I have been pulling out tree stumps like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2011, 04:07:25 PM
I know a man locally who removes tree stumps by drilling holes in them and inserting explosives! A sort of Fred Dibnah of the arboreal werld.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 04:07:51 PM
I know a man locally who removes tree stumps by drilling holes in them and inserting explosives! A sort of Fred Dibnah of the arboreal werld.  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 04:10:53 PM
I can do that. ON my way  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2011, 04:13:06 PM
I can do that. ON my way  angel1

I've pulled the bastards out now!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2011, 04:14:40 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2011, 04:17:33 PM
I know a man locally who removes tree stumps by drilling holes in them and inserting explosives! A sort of Fred Dibnah of the arboreal werld.  eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

Watched him last summer when he was asked, by a local farmer, to remove several old oak tree stumps from a hedge row. He prepped all the stumps first and then set them off one after another. It was like being on the Somme!  eeek:

Police helicopter appeared within three minutes of the last explosion. All they got to see was a neat line of holes and a lot of fresh soil. The stump remover was gone before the rozzers arrived so I assume he doesn't have a licence for explosives.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2011, 06:14:12 PM
sad32:

I have some you could practice on.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2011, 07:53:28 PM
The stump remover was gone before the rozzers arrived so I assume he doesn't have a licence for explosives.  lol:

Just Paddy keeping his hand in...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2011, 04:09:37 AM
The stump remover was gone before the rozzers arrived so I assume he doesn't have a licence for explosives.  lol:

Just Paddy keeping his hand in...

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2011, 10:01:48 PM
Blimey ...11 o clock and the pub is shut  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Where's the lock in , the after party , the nightlife  noooo:

Are you all tucked up after over indulging  ? eyes:

 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 22, 2011, 10:28:58 PM
I'm far from tucked in and would love to be indulging, let alone over indulging  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 22, 2011, 11:56:18 PM
I am here.....anyone fancy a drink?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2011, 12:03:08 AM
Large voddy Miss D, or have you already collapsoed and left your pc on?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2011, 12:06:44 AM
I guess that means you have had a lickle bit too much already.

Nighty nite.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2011, 06:09:07 AM
Now he says  lol:

you were all just hiding from me weren't ya  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 23, 2011, 06:12:51 AM
You passed out didn't you  point:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2011, 06:13:36 AM
No ...I went and made cakes for today's party  redface:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2011, 06:28:25 AM
In your dreams?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2011, 06:29:31 AM
I so did ....the kitchen is a complete mess and I'm not sure what the cakes are going to taste like  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 23, 2011, 07:46:47 AM
I so did ....the kitchen is a complete mess and I'm not sure what the cakes are going to taste like  lol:

Perhaps you should try one...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 24, 2011, 04:40:10 AM
Where is everybody, it's a lovely morning!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2011, 06:05:47 AM
I was nursing me hangover like...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2011, 01:12:56 PM
Is everyone getting ready for the royal wedding.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 01:34:55 PM
Is everyone getting ready for the royal wedding.............. rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2011, 01:56:44 PM
Is everyone getting ready for the royal wedding.............. rubschin:

Deciding what to wear is proving to be a real nightmare  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
Is everyone getting ready for the royal wedding.............. rubschin:

Deciding what to wear is proving to be a real nightmare  noooo:

Will you be at home...?

If so, you'll prolly be wearing chocolate all down your front as normal...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2011, 03:15:18 PM
I may be going for a champagne breakfast, which means I'll be asleep all afternoon  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2011, 03:20:32 PM
I may be going for a champagne breakfast, which means I'll be asleep all afternoon  whistle:

Are you taking the brat ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2011, 03:23:28 PM
No ....she does very little if it there is a a.m associated with it  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2011, 03:26:28 PM
No ....she does very little if it there is a a.m associated with it  noooo:

Sounds familiar..... rubschin: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2011, 04:23:50 PM
Bin Bizzy Like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2011, 08:24:27 PM
So where is the after party that I obviously didn't get an invite for ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2011, 12:52:31 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2011, 01:41:38 PM
tunble:

I've been bizzy...

You'll recognise me tomorrow... I've just walked into a glass door and split me dose open...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2011, 02:39:12 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Were you bored with the gardening ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2011, 02:39:36 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Were you bored with the gardening ?  rubschin:

I am now...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
tunble:

I've been bizzy...

You'll recognise me tomorrow... I've just walked into a glass door and split me dose open...  sad24:

I'll be the one wiv the hangover ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2011, 03:07:28 PM
I have just been swimming in sis's pool, like  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2011, 03:23:24 PM
tunble:

I've been bizzy...

You'll recognise me tomorrow... I've just walked into a glass door and split me dose open...  sad24:

I'll be the one wiv the hangover ......... whistle:

Oooh have you two got a date  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2011, 03:56:59 PM
tunble:

I've been bizzy...

You'll recognise me tomorrow... I've just walked into a glass door and split me dose open...  sad24:

I'll be the one wiv the hangover ......... whistle:

Pooh have you two got a date  eyes:

If I get up ........ redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2011, 04:09:53 PM
I see your sense of priorities is in order  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2011, 04:12:26 PM
Smug club rules are a little bit vague ....... whistle:

Like that "gravel clause ".......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2011, 04:15:59 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

He's just trying to make you feel bad by filming himself.

1st rule of Smug Club - feelings for anyone else but yourself are irrelevant  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2011, 07:41:27 PM
tunble:

I've been bizzy...

You'll recognise me tomorrow... I've just walked into a glass door and split me dose open...  sad24:

Pane-ful  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2011, 07:46:01 PM
I wonder if he glazed over  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2011, 07:46:33 PM
tunble:

I've been bizzy...

You'll recognise me tomorrow... I've just walked into a glass door and split me dose open...  sad24:

Should have kept the bucket on mate! razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:18:16 PM
He has gone....all large drinks are on BM.

If you only want soft drinks or small shots you will have to pay.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2011, 09:20:58 PM
Today's beverage of over consumption  redface:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:24:22 PM
Today's beverage of over consumption  redface:

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How cosmipolitan of you Miss D.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2011, 09:25:46 PM
Today's beverage of over consumption  redface:

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How cosmipolitan of you Miss D.


They do a pepper one ...... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:31:07 PM
I am verrrrrry sorry Miss D, there is none of that left. Would you like some champers left over from the weekend instead?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2011, 09:32:24 PM
Oh go on then you have twisted my arm  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:34:08 PM
BM only got the best in....Asti Spukealot.

Would you like a pint of it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2011, 09:35:26 PM
Oh go on then you have twisted my arm  ;)

Didn't know you were that easy ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2011, 09:36:13 PM
Best make it a spritzer then to make it more palatable like  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2011, 09:36:35 PM
Oh go on then you have twisted my arm  ;)

Didn't know you were that easy ........ rubschin:

Not easy ...just flexible  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:43:07 PM
Oh go on then you have twisted my arm  ;)

Didn't know you were that easy ........ rubschin:

Not easy ...just flexible  lol:

You could get a job next door to me then.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2011, 09:48:18 PM
I believe you have enough problems already  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:51:59 PM
I could do with a woman who is slightly quieter.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2011, 09:53:09 PM
I could do with a woman who is slightly quieter.

Couldn't we all........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:53:56 PM
Not just at the dinner table!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 01, 2011, 09:56:33 PM
Good luck with that search

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
I do not think that one would be up to the job that the whore next door provides.

No head.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 02, 2011, 05:07:58 AM
This floor needing mopping  but prolly best to wait till tomorrow when all these holiday interruptions have finished.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2011, 04:02:05 PM
Ok ...have you all gone on holiday with BM  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2011, 04:06:57 PM
Scorchio here. I have sunburn  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 03, 2011, 05:23:58 PM
Scorchio here. I have sunburn  sad24:

Sunburn my arse, it's rust

I've been working like... well, having my APDR most of the afternoon
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 03, 2011, 07:46:08 PM
Ok ...have you all gone on holiday with BM  rubschin:

His multi persona have gone with him...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 03, 2011, 07:52:30 PM
Everyone is either on Holiday or bizzy like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2011, 08:03:57 PM
One of those 'phone' nights...hasn't bloody stopped  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2011, 08:14:09 PM
2 hours in police station ..........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 03, 2011, 08:18:37 PM
Working - Gatwick's busy, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2011, 08:20:54 PM
2 hours in police station ..........
eeek:

You bailing Baldy out again ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2011, 08:29:15 PM
2 hours in police station ..........
eeek:

You bailing Baldy out again ???


No .........I hope no Cypriot police are reading this .............got nicked by the "marine" police for a driving offence (there was not one) .....when the traffic police arrived they could not understand why they were there .....

two wasted hours of my life........ censored:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 03, 2011, 08:52:58 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 03, 2011, 08:58:04 PM
 rubschin: Could be why BM has scarpered up North ..... No extradition treaty.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2011, 09:01:26 PM
It is a conspiracy theorists frenzy at the moment eh  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2011, 09:02:52 PM
Not so smug club is starting ...............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2011, 09:04:26 PM
Mugs Club ???

For the confused smugger
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2011, 09:05:47 PM
Mugs Club ???

For the confused smugger

What is the weather like in the UK now........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2011, 09:12:36 PM
We're heading for a drought apparently  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 03, 2011, 09:13:18 PM
We're heading for a drought apparently  lol:


No beer/voddy......... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 03, 2011, 10:39:34 PM
2 hours in police station ..........
eeek:

You bailing Baldy out again ???


No .........I hope no Cypriot police are reading this .............got nicked by the "marine" police for a driving offence (there was not one) .....when the traffic police arrived they could not understand why they were there .....

two wasted hours of my life........ censored:

That bitch of an ex wife sold my jetski without me knowing  cussing:

Where she went wrong was that I have the registration docs, just like a log book. I can report it stolen then the marine police will stop the 'new owners' or I can just go to their house and tow it away and wait until I get stopped and show the paperwork that proves it is mine.  eveilgrin:

Apc.....did you get stopped on your new jetski?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2011, 03:10:50 AM
2 hours in police station ..........
eeek:

You bailing Baldy out again ???


No .........I hope no Cypriot police are reading this .............got nicked by the "marine" police for a driving offence (there was not one) .....when the traffic police arrived they could not understand why they were there .....

two wasted hours of my life........ censored:

That bitch of an ex wife sold my jetski without me knowing  cussing:

Where she went wrong was that I have the registration docs, just like a log book. I can report it stolen then the marine police will stop the 'new owners' or I can just go to their house and tow it away and wait until I get stopped and show the paperwork that proves it is mine.  eveilgrin:

Apc.....did you get stopped on your new jetski?  whistle:

no.......... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 04, 2011, 08:01:29 PM
Blooming crowded in here tonight, isnt it?  Can hardly get to the bar for elbows.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2011, 08:28:12 PM
Or thighs like girders  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 06, 2011, 08:48:36 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 06, 2011, 08:54:38 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2011, 09:20:29 PM
Been at a committee meeting all evening.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 07, 2011, 12:09:25 AM
Miss D wake up, you can't go to sleep there!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 07, 2011, 02:32:02 AM
Well, I never heard Miss D go out.   rubschin: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2011, 05:22:50 AM
She doesn't do dramatic exits ..... Just slides slowly under a table. The noise only starts when she come round.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2011, 08:14:23 AM
I am coming round  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2011, 08:24:29 AM
I am coming round  redface:

How lovely... I'll open a bottle...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 08:28:23 AM
I am coming round  redface:

How lovely... I'll open a bottle...  cloud9:

Paracetomol  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2011, 08:31:02 AM
I am coming round  redface:

How lovely... I'll open a bottle...  cloud9:

Paracetomol  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 07, 2011, 09:44:18 PM
Does anyone know where BM put those bottles of booze he brought back from his recent trip?

We can drink them 'on the house' as they should be regarded as presents to all his faithfull customers.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2011, 09:45:27 PM
He hid them under a pile of gravel
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 12:11:23 AM
Where is everyone ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2011, 12:23:27 AM
I'm here. They all cleared off early like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2011, 12:33:27 AM
Fancy a drink? Extra large ones and we can put them on tab like.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 12:42:16 AM
Fancy a drink? Extra large ones and we can put them on tab like.  whistle:

The posh stuff please .......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2011, 04:44:53 AM
No cash left again I see... quelle surprise...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2011, 05:05:16 AM
Its the price of your drinks that skints us. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2011, 05:10:34 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 12:41:41 PM
Free bar again ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 08, 2011, 01:58:21 PM
Ta - I'll have a Young's please :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2011, 02:17:08 PM
No free bar!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2011, 02:19:34 PM
Been watching F1 from Turkey and enjoying a leisurely Sunday Roast Lunch
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 08, 2011, 02:20:53 PM
Been watching F1 from Turkey and enjoying a leisurely Sunday Roast Lunch

Roast turkey I hope
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 08, 2011, 02:26:56 PM
Sorry ~ Twas topside of beef.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2011, 04:13:01 PM
It turns out I've been doing work stuff for the last four hours or so. Where'd the afternoon go  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
It turns out I've been doing work stuff for the last four hours or so. Where'd the afternoon go  rubschin:

Playing Minesweeper...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 04:17:57 PM
It turns out I've been doing work stuff for the last four hours or so. Where'd the afternoon go  rubschin:

Playing Minesweeper...?  whistle:

I thought that they were my drinks....... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 04:18:56 PM
I ran 10k at the gym.... eeek:  . Didn't mean to just got into the zone  noooo: .  I shall regret it tomorrow  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2011, 04:19:59 PM
I ran 10k at the gym.... eeek:  . Didn't mean to just got into the zone  noooo: .  I shall regret it tomorrow  redface:

worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2011, 04:20:04 PM
I ran 10k at the gym.... eeek:  . Didn't mean to just got into the zone  noooo: .  I shall regret it tomorrow  redface:

How big is the gym........ eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 04:20:34 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2011, 05:05:14 PM
I ran 10k at the gym.... eeek:  . Didn't mean to just got into the zone  noooo: .  I shall regret it tomorrow  redface:

Two old women were rushing past a barbers just as he singe-ed somebody's hair.
"Ooh Elsie, can you smell that"
"Yes, I think we're running to fast"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2011, 05:06:27 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

No one mentioned fast though  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 09, 2011, 12:15:34 AM
Looks like it is just us two for last orders then apc.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2011, 09:01:57 PM
Busy in here tonight ......hope everyone pays ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 09, 2011, 09:10:34 PM
Oh we'll pay  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2011, 04:51:06 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2011, 03:02:34 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2011, 03:09:18 PM
work, work, work , work , work  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2011, 03:09:41 PM
work, work, work , work , work  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Work you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2011, 03:38:08 PM
Visitors  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 10, 2011, 03:58:46 PM
You are allowed to be extra grumpy then. happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2011, 10:44:01 PM
Only Miss D and I , get the voddy out ......on Baldys tab..... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2011, 11:11:55 PM
Only Miss D and I , get the voddy out ......on Baldys tab..... whistle:

Feck off I am watching yous lot!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2011, 11:21:53 PM
I have just found Miss D's tab from last night tucked under the table.

OMG she likes a drink or three.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2011, 11:38:23 PM
You have all feckin nodded off, I am off to my bed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2011, 11:50:12 PM
You have all feckin nodded off, I am off to my bed.

Lightweight .........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2011, 12:45:13 AM
Like I said all my drinks are on Baldys tab .......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2011, 03:48:57 AM
When is pay day FFS!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2011, 05:43:04 AM
When our boat comes in  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 11, 2011, 05:46:55 AM
Will Miss D be having a fishy on her dishy  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2011, 06:03:21 AM
Snoops , you are getting confused with the end of days  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 11, 2011, 06:05:47 AM
 confused: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2011, 11:04:25 AM
Snoops , you are getting confused with the end of days  ;D

One of my favourite schoolboy howlers:

 "The four hores of the aperclips"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2011, 11:09:53 PM
Just have one on the house tonight .......... whistle:   Smuggers meeting in 10 hours .......better make it a double ..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2011, 04:55:44 AM
Just have one on the house tonight .......... whistle:   Smuggers meeting in 10 hours .......better make it a double ..

No worries... you can pay me back when we meet...  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2011, 10:01:55 PM
Just have one on the house tonight .......... whistle:   Smuggers meeting in 10 hours .......better make it a double ..

No worries... you can pay me back when we meet...  ;)

I did  cussing: But Baldy owes you a woodpecker ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2011, 10:10:49 PM
Is that some kind of euphemism?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 12, 2011, 10:11:59 PM
Red wine night ...  redface:    ::)     surrender: 

And my swim buddy texted me that SwimClub™ is 07:30 tomorrow  eeek:

I must to my bed
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2011, 10:12:56 PM
Is that some kind of euphemism?  rubschin:


 rubschin: ask BM
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2011, 10:14:57 PM
Red wine night ...  redface:    ::)     surrender: 

And my swim buddy texted me that SwimClub™ is 07:30 tomorrow  eeek:

I must to my bed

If you can find it  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 12:10:33 AM
Just have one on the house tonight .......... whistle:   Smuggers meeting in 10 hours .......better make it a double ..

No worries... you can pay me back when we meet...  ;)

I did  cussing: But Baldy owes you a woodpecker ........ whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 11:15:17 PM
Hey Missy, are you serving the drinks tonight?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 11:16:22 PM
Oh yes........you sticking to zyder or fancy something different ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 11:17:39 PM
Yes I think zyder sounds just the trick.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 11:19:00 PM
I think APC put some money behind the bar so we should be fine  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 11:20:33 PM
He is a good chap.  smile:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 11:30:23 PM
If there is enough of apc's money, shall we order a pizza to help soak up the booze like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2011, 11:51:32 PM
Oh dear, It looks like she has nodded off in the corner.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 05:16:02 AM
Oh dear, It looks like she has nodded off in the corner.  ::)

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 06:54:09 AM
Fell asleep ..on top of my bed  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 06:56:36 AM
When you opened up this morning BM and found her did she pay like?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 06:58:31 AM
When you opened up this morning BM and found her did she pay like?  whistle:

She was down on her knees so she might have been pray- oh pay you say...?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 06:59:22 AM
APC said he had 'sorted' it with BM.

I think they have an arrangement now  eyes:


 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 07:00:29 AM
APC said he had 'sorted' it with BM.

I think they have an arrangement now  eyes:


 whistle:



I see you found the t(ea)  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:02:01 AM
 lol:

Eventually  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 07:02:59 AM
APC said he had 'sorted' it with BM.

I think they have an arrangement now  eyes:


 whistle:


It is all to do with BM's jeans you know.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:03:09 AM
APC said he had 'sorted' it with BM.

I think they have an arrangement now  eyes:


 whistle:


 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:06:53 AM

It is all to do with BM's genes you know.

Aaaah the ol nature vs nurture argument eh  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:42:44 AM
APC said he had 'sorted' it with BM.

I think they have an arrangement now  eyes:


 whistle:


It is all to do with BM's jeans you know.

Having a belt on my jeans does not mean I am a gayer! cussing:

It just means I have lost so much weight they'll fall down if I take it off....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 07:45:18 AM
APC said he had 'sorted' it with BM.

I think they have an arrangement now  eyes:


 whistle:


It is all to do with BM's jeans you know.

Having a belt on my jeans does not mean I am a gayer! cussing:

It just means I have lost so much weight they'll fall down if I take it off....  whistle:

Skinny B@st@rd!   You must look like a matchstick with the wood shaved off.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:57:05 AM
APC said he had 'sorted' it with BM.

I think they have an arrangement now  eyes:


 whistle:


It is all to do with BM's jeans you know.

Having a belt on my jeans does not mean I am a gayer! cussing:

It just means I have lost so much weight they'll fall down if I take it off....  whistle:

Skinny B@st@rd!   You must look like a matchstick with the wood shaved off.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:00:06 AM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:01:08 AM
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happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 04:45:19 PM
Very quiet this afternoon ........FA cup.....eurovision prep......or on the razz....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
Very quiet this afternoon ........FA cup.....eurovision prep......or on the razz....... rubschin:

None of the above.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 04:58:56 PM
Sorting with a bit of cleaning   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 06:32:26 PM
Very quiet this afternoon ........FA cup.....eurovision prep......or on the razz....... rubschin:

Razz-a-matazzz!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:09:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4)

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:10:31 PM
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4reFIP1s6w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4reFIP1s6w)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:13:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBgLoSC2Tsc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBgLoSC2Tsc)

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:15:30 PM
 lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka3SSv9Y
 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka3SSv9Y)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:17:48 PM
Are we singing off the same song sheet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:20:25 PM
I wouldn't sing ...that would guarantee a bar clearance in record time  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:22:27 PM
I wouldn't sing ...that would guarantee a bar clearance in record time  lol:

It is getting late, you would do BM a favour.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:23:56 PM
He doesn't do the late shift anyways ......we run amok most nights  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:26:51 PM
He doesn't do the late shift anyways ......we run amok most nights  8)

Who.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:27:54 PM
Us  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:30:11 PM
We are discrete though and clean up our mess  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:30:59 PM
We are discrete though and clean up our mess  angel1

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:32:08 PM
What you've never found it that clean in here ????  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:33:02 PM
We are discrete though and clean up our mess  angel1

You "fell asleep on the top of your bed" at least not underneath it last night.

When I left you were snoreing and dribbling.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:34:22 PM
It's my most effective defence mechanism  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:36:19 PM
It was not pretty.....so yes you are correct.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:37:12 PM
.....so yes you are correct.

I'm gonna frame that one  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:39:36 PM
.....so yes you are correct.

I'm gonna frame that one  lol:

I guess it will get dusty.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:41:31 PM
anyhoo who is buying ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:42:30 PM
The girly with the bulging purse?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:43:22 PM
Nick isn't around though  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:45:09 PM
Ok ,,put them on BM's tab then .........sure it is ok ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:45:43 PM
Nick isn't around though  rubschin:

He is online though......has he dropped off like your goodself last night?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 10:46:55 PM
 evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:49:51 PM
Nick isn't around though  rubschin:

He is online though......has he dropped off like your goodself last night?

Some of us need as much beauty sleep as we can get  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:50:38 PM
evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:

Good morning Nick.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:53:08 PM
Shall we give a bit large on BM's tab like?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:53:29 PM
Who is getting the drinks in ,,,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 10:55:46 PM
It is on BM's tab.....but we need to get that lazy cow to pour them before she drops off again like.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 11:03:50 PM
Oh dear she has started dribbling again!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 11:06:27 PM
It's the company I keep ... rubschin:

Just having to do domestic chores here and now here as well. When will Cinders go to the ball ? sad24:

2 Snowballs for you two then is it ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 11:08:05 PM
It's the company I keep ... rubschin:

Just having to do domestic chores here and now here as well. When will Cinders go to the ball ? sad24:

2 Snowballs for you two then is it ???

I have got two snowballs.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 11:09:22 PM
Well in that case you are set up for the night then  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 11:14:46 PM
What about the drinks?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 11:19:05 PM
I put the drinks on the bar ....this is not table service you know . I've mopped the floor. Taken out the empties . Bottled up for tomorrow and washed all the glasses.

I am now off to bed. Under the duvet tonight.

Have a lovely rest of the evening and if you could just try to keep it down that would be most appreciated  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 11:26:55 PM
You should be up for a big bonus from BM.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2011, 04:56:35 AM
 happy001

You are either far more pissed than I thought or far more delusional !
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2011, 06:17:41 AM
Bonus?  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 15, 2011, 06:27:09 AM
Yes, you must give her one
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2011, 06:40:56 AM
Yes, you must give her one

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 15, 2011, 07:29:41 AM
Oh JOM and first thing in the morning too... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2011, 07:31:30 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 15, 2011, 07:34:14 AM
Oh JOM and first thing in the morning too... noooo:

I'm an early riser.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2011, 07:39:58 AM
Or a really late finisher  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2011, 12:19:50 PM
Or a really late finisher  rubschin:

Laying the M4 took him 2 years.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 15, 2011, 12:33:27 PM
Or a really late finisher  rubschin:

Laying the M4 took him 2 years.


happy001

Reminds me of the time I had some Irish navvies lay some turf...The foreman kept shouting 'Green side up lads...'



Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2011, 08:18:11 PM
Well we might as well finish the week off with a good slurp.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 15, 2011, 08:21:58 PM
Well we might as well finish the week off with a good slurp.

You buying ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2011, 08:31:11 PM
Yep, have anything you like.......does BM accept monopoly money?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 11:51:21 AM
Yep, have anything you like.......does BM accept monopoly money?

I may as well...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 12:16:37 PM
Yep, have anything you like.......does BM accept monopoly money?

I may as well...  ::)

Baldy want to play his "Get out of Gaol" card I assume.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 12:18:27 PM
Yep, have anything you like.......does BM accept monopoly money?

I may as well...  ::)

Baldy want to play his "Get out of Gaol" card I assume.  ;)


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 01:20:22 PM
Yep, have anything you like.......does BM accept monopoly money?

I may as well...  ::)

Baldy want to play his "Get out of Gaol" card I assume.  ;)

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 06:11:44 PM
Where is everyone ??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 06:23:21 PM
I'm here  sparkle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2011, 06:48:07 PM
And moi!  NarrowEyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2011, 07:36:06 PM
I was just watching the footy, here now like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 07:38:48 PM
I was just watching the footy, here now like.

With a few ciders.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2011, 07:40:23 PM
Red collapso
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 07:41:44 PM
Red collapso

In a box .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
Nope, it was in some bottles.  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 07:46:39 PM
Nope, it was in some bottles.  razz:


Snobb.............. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2011, 07:50:13 PM
Nope, it was in some bottles.  razz:


Snobb.............. noooo:

 Drinkin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 08:31:57 PM
Off to bed  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 08:42:06 PM
Who is buying ??? or is it on Nick's tab.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 08:43:04 PM
I am contemplating my navel .... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 08:44:13 PM
Are you using a mirror?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 08:44:52 PM
No, that's used for external self checking
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 08:45:29 PM
No, that's used for external self checking

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 08:46:06 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

You need to get  man in
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 08:46:53 PM
I've just driven to Denbigh and back ~ dropped the "flats" and CD through the printer's door. Give him summat to do tomorrow like.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 08:48:00 PM
I am contemplating my navel .... noooo:

You want me to have a look...get the fluff out for you, like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Are you a fluff magnet then ? lol:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 08:51:59 PM
Are you a fluff magnet then ? lol:



A fluffer............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 08:52:40 PM
Are you a fluff magnet then ? lol:



 surrender: Used to be... sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 08:52:58 PM
I specialise in licking navels from the inside
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.graphicsfactory.com%2Fclip-art%2Fimage_files%2Ftn_image%2F7%2F592847-tn_Animals_ss_c_cartoon002.jpg&hash=90fa1290394a7d48ece4cd0886012e980223a63d)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 08:53:49 PM
If it's anything like mine you could get a whole compost heap out, like  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 08:54:53 PM
Are you a fluff magnet then ? lol:



A fluffer............. rubschin:

 evil:

Finger:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 08:55:22 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 08:55:30 PM
If it's anything like mine you could get a whole compost heap out, like  noooo:

Rach will like that...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 08:56:31 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 08:56:44 PM
She is dong some project on "green" stuff. I might point her towards my navel  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 08:57:21 PM
If it's anything like mine you could get a whole compost heap out, like  noooo:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2011, 08:58:04 PM
If it's anything like mine you could get a whole compost heap out, like  noooo:

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 08:58:15 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...

Go to some of my pictures on Facebook ...I'm sure you know the way  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 08:58:25 PM
Are you a fluff magnet then ? lol:



A fluffer............. rubschin:

 evil:

Finger:






 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 08:58:45 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...

Agreed
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:00:54 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...

Agreed

Is this like eurovision .......???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 09:05:29 PM
Miss D gets her trousers on in the mornings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pvyXkFTa18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pvyXkFTa18)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 09:05:49 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...

Agreed

Ok ...here you go



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1ubo53t5w%2Fbelly_button.jpg&hash=8aecd18b6902ce83467a893452899f5736b8843c) (http://postimage.org/image/1ubo53t5w/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2011, 09:12:12 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...

Agreed

Ok ...here you go



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1ubo53t5w%2Fbelly_button.jpg&hash=8aecd18b6902ce83467a893452899f5736b8843c) (http://postimage.org/image/1ubo53t5w/)


Is that a close up of a Roman vase  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 09:12:51 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...

Go to some of my pictures on Facebook ...I'm sure you know the way  ;)

 noooo: Can only get the info page...

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2011, 09:13:02 PM
Have you lost that much weight??  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2011, 09:13:50 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...

Agreed

Ok ...here you go



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1ubo53t5w%2Fbelly_button.jpg&hash=8aecd18b6902ce83467a893452899f5736b8843c) (http://postimage.org/image/1ubo53t5w/)


Is that a close up of a Roman vase  rubschin:

A cracked one?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:14:04 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...

Agreed

Ok ...here you go



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1ubo53t5w%2Fbelly_button.jpg&hash=8aecd18b6902ce83467a893452899f5736b8843c) (http://postimage.org/image/1ubo53t5w/)


Is that a close up of a Roman vase  rubschin:


Oh you bloody old smoothy!  ::)

You are Leslie Phillips and I claim my 5/-
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 09:14:32 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Long live the JOM  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2011, 09:15:19 PM
Nick  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:15:41 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Long live the JOM  cloud9:

Has he been drinking ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2011, 09:17:29 PM
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww  sick2:

Mine is clean , and empty and a perfect inny  8) ......however I meant I was more navel gazing  rubschin:

Picture required...we'll be the judge...

Agreed

Ok ...here you go



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F1ubo53t5w%2Fbelly_button.jpg&hash=8aecd18b6902ce83467a893452899f5736b8843c) (http://postimage.org/image/1ubo53t5w/)


Is that a close up of a Roman vase  rubschin:


Oh you bloody old smoothy!  ::)

You are Leslie Phillips and I claim my 5/-

I have to be honest here... I was tempted to call it an ewer, but the little chap on the other shoulder won  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:18:42 PM
We'll be into "What's a Greek urn" next.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:20:21 PM
We'll be into "What's a Greek urn" next.  noooo:

Ten euros a night ........... drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 09:20:24 PM
Or it could be a Ming (er)  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:28:36 PM
Anyone got any mixers ............only got voddy.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 09:29:43 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:32:35 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ok as a favour to you ........I will drink the voddy .........(you need to drink 3 cokes)....... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:35:30 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ok as a favour to you ........I will drink the voddy .........(you need to drink 3 cokes)....... redface:

Are we playing forfeits then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:36:46 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ok as a favour to you ........I will drink the voddy .........(you need to drink 3 cokes)....... redface:

Are we playing forfeits then?

I did announce my intentions earlier .......... redface:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 09:38:18 PM
Aren't you supposed to be in the land of nod by now ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:39:23 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ok as a favour to you ........I will drink the voddy .........(you need to drink 3 cokes)....... redface:

Are we playing forfeits then?

I did announce my intentions earlier .......... redface:



So the game is to see if you get bladdered before all that gas makes Miss D fart?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:39:54 PM
Aren't you supposed to be in the land of nod by now ???

Quarter bottle left ..........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:41:00 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ok as a favour to you ........I will drink the voddy .........(you need to drink 3 cokes)....... redface:

Are we playing forfeits then?

I did announce my intentions earlier .......... redface:



So the game is to see if you get bladdered before all that gas makes Miss D fart?

She farts.......... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 09:41:18 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ohhhh...my initials...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:41:43 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ok as a favour to you ........I will drink the voddy .........(you need to drink 3 cokes)....... redface:

Are we playing forfeits then?

I did announce my intentions earlier .......... redface:



So the game is to see if you get bladdered before all that gas makes Miss D fart?

She farts.......... eeek: eeek:


I couldn't possible comment .......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 09:42:13 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ohhhh...my initials...

Just practising my chat up lines  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 09:42:57 PM
You've pulled...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:43:08 PM
I see Nick has gone off to the land of nod.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 09:43:26 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ok as a favour to you ........I will drink the voddy .........(you need to drink 3 cokes)....... redface:

Are we playing forfeits then?

I did announce my intentions earlier .......... redface:



So the game is to see if you get bladdered before all that gas makes Miss D fart?

She farts.......... eeek: eeek:

Don't believe a word of it ....of all the patrons here I am probably the least affected by an excess of hot air build up  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:44:21 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ok as a favour to you ........I will drink the voddy .........(you need to drink 3 cokes)....... redface:

Are we playing forfeits then?

I did announce my intentions earlier .......... redface:



So the game is to see if you get bladdered before all that gas makes Miss D fart?

She farts.......... eeek: eeek:

Don't believe a word of it ....of all the patrons here I am probably the least affected by an excess of hot air build up  whistle:

Where is Wenchy when she is needed?

She is a self confessed knicker ripper.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:47:11 PM
Yeah I'm only on the D.C tonight  angel1

Ok as a favour to you ........I will drink the voddy .........(you need to drink 3 cokes)....... redface:

Are we playing forfeits then?

I did announce my intentions earlier .......... redface:



So the game is to see if you get bladdered before all that gas makes Miss D fart?

She farts.......... eeek: eeek:

Don't believe a word of it ....of all the patrons here I am probably the least affected by an excess of hot air build up  whistle:

Where is Wenchy when she is needed?

She is a self confessed knicker ripper.

Head of the IMF...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 09:48:07 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

French knicker ripper
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:48:21 PM
In trouble now ........drinking neat vodka ........ redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 09:50:43 PM
I know this may be an absolutely ridiculous thing to say but you don't actually have to drink it  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 09:52:41 PM
I know this may be an absolutely ridiculous thing to say but you don't actually have to drink it  scared2:

Good one ........ ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:59:52 PM
I know this may be an absolutely ridiculous thing to say but you don't actually have to drink it  scared2:

Good one ........ ;D ;D ;D ;D


I'll nominate that for Joke of the Month!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:02:31 PM
I know this may be an absolutely ridiculous thing to say but you don't actually have to drink it  scared2:

Good one ........ ;D ;D ;D ;D


I'll nominate that for Joke of the Month!

Most nights I am here on my own this time ........except for the jail bird . whistle:........the one night I should go to bed early you all wake up ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 10:03:30 PM
The law of the sod  lol:

I should go to bed though...but the caffeine won't let me  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 10:03:44 PM
Don't worry old chap ~ I'm off to bed soon.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:04:37 PM
The law of the sod  lol:

I should go to bed though...but the caffeine won't let me  noooo:

Foreign boyfriend ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 10:04:59 PM
Right , lights out and no funny business under the covers  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 10:05:46 PM
The law of the sod  lol:

I should go to bed though...but the caffeine won't let me  noooo:

Foreign boyfriend ....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

All concepts of boyfriends are foreign to me  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 10:06:03 PM
The law of the sod  lol:

I should go to bed though...but the caffeine won't let me  noooo:

Foreign boyfriend ....... rubschin:

Kafenes... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:06:30 PM
Right , lights out and no funny business under the covers  lol:

Tell caffeine to keep his hands to himself like......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 10:07:18 PM
Right , lights out and no funny business under the covers  lol:

and no farting...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 10:07:46 PM
Nighty night folks. CU in the morning.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:08:04 PM
The law of the sod  lol:

I should go to bed though...but the caffeine won't let me  noooo:

Foreign boyfriend ....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

All concepts of boyfriends are foreign to me  lol:

I am not quite foreign ..........but hey ho .......... eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 10:08:51 PM
Nighty night folks. CU in the morning.

G'nite Snoopy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 10:10:20 PM
The law of the sod  lol:

I should go to bed though...but the caffeine won't let me  noooo:

Foreign boyfriend ....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

All concepts of boyfriends are foreign to me  lol:

I am not quite foreign ..........but hey ho .......... eyes:

Who you calling ho  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:10:35 PM
Gonna neck the last of the voddy and crash out .............have fun guys ........ ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:11:33 PM
The law of the sod  lol:

I should go to bed though...but the caffeine won't let me  noooo:

Foreign boyfriend ....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

All concepts of boyfriends are foreign to me  lol:

I am not quite foreign ..........but hey ho .......... eyes:

Who you calling ho  rubschin:

 drumroll:


cap    .......and all that .......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 10:11:35 PM
Nope ..I'm outta here to.....werk tomorrow.

Who's doing the tucking in and story telling ?  lol:

Night guys
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:13:02 PM
Nope ..I'm outta here to.....werk tomorrow.

Who's doing the tucking in and story telling ?  lol:

Night guys

I am good at tucking ........I'll whisper in your ear ....... eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 10:14:57 PM
Nope ..I'm outta here to.....werk tomorrow.

Who's doing the tucking in and story telling ?  lol:

Night guys

G'nite babe...

I wonder what wonderous dreams we will be advised of tomorrow...

I'm off to bed with James Patterson and a glass of red...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:16:00 PM
Nope ..I'm outta here to.....werk tomorrow.

Who's doing the tucking in and story telling ?  lol:

Night guys

G'nite babe...

I wonder what wonderous dreams we will be advised of tomorrow...

I'm off to bed with James Patterson and a glass of red...

THE James Patterson ....... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
Nope ..I'm outta here to.....werk tomorrow.

Who's doing the tucking in and story telling ?  lol:

Night guys

G'nite babe...

I wonder what wonderous dreams we will be advised of tomorrow...

I'm off to bed with James Patterson and a glass of red...

Babe  cloud9:

 lol:

Enjoy your menage a trois  ;)


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 10:19:51 PM
Nope ..I'm outta here to.....werk tomorrow.

Who's doing the tucking in and story telling ?  lol:

Night guys

I am good at tucking ........I'll whisper in your ear ....... eyes:

Sweet nothings or nothing sweet ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:20:59 PM
Nope ..I'm outta here to.....werk tomorrow.

Who's doing the tucking in and story telling ?  lol:

Night guys

I am good at tucking ........I'll whisper in your ear ....... eyes:

Sweet nothings or nothing sweet ?  rubschin:

Ok cake and dirty talk ...........ok
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2011, 10:21:45 PM
Perfick  eyes:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 16, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Is this going to be

'put the phone down then...

'No you put it down first'

'okay...we put it dowm together on 3'

1,2,3...you didn't put it down did you'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:25:01 PM
Perfick  eyes:



Don't talk with your mouth full ...........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2011, 10:42:32 PM
Empty bar .........most popular thread ,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 17, 2011, 02:39:51 AM
HIc .......Put it on my tab ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2011, 01:43:34 AM
I suppose I should have a quick pint now that I am awake.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2011, 11:09:08 AM
 tunble:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.adifferenttunemovie.com%2Fimages%2Fgirl-piano-bw.jpg&hash=cf214f93039d76eb5a148b9736646944b4842738)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 11:11:47 AM
tunble:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.adifferenttunemovie.com%2Fimages%2Fgirl-piano-bw.jpg&hash=cf214f93039d76eb5a148b9736646944b4842738)

need some help with that piano Miss...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 11:15:05 AM
6 of us logged on and she says she's bored ..... there's enough of us for a darts team!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2011, 11:16:36 AM
Logged on does not mean you are doing anyfink...don't make me get pedantic on you  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2011, 11:18:16 AM
double six
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2011, 11:19:37 AM
Logged on does not mean you are doing anyfink...don't make me get pedantic on you  lol:

I am werking at the same time  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2011, 11:21:29 AM
Simply not good enough   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2011, 11:26:28 AM
Been to Specsavers. I found myself trying on reading glasses at Boots recently so I thought it about time.

Absolutely gorgeous young lady tested my eyes.  eyes: I was so mesmerised she could have told me I was going blind and I wouldn't have minded.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 11:28:17 AM
Been to Specsavers. I found myself trying on reading glasses at Boots recently so I thought it about time.

Absolutely gorgeous young lady tested my eyes.  eyes: I was so mesmerised she could have told me I was going blind and I wouldn't have minded.

Perhaps you are going blind and she was a munter!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2011, 11:33:25 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 12:50:26 PM
I have been on the A34, M40, A46, M69, M1 and A52. ANd now I am here  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 02:09:27 PM
I have been on the A34, M40, A46, M69, M1 and A52. ANd now I am here  cloud9:

How many points did you pick up...? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2011, 02:14:18 PM
I have been on the A34, M40, A46, M69, M1 and A52. ANd now I am here  cloud9:

All those roads ~ I'm surprised you're not in Rome.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 02:35:35 PM
I have been on the A34, M40, A46, M69, M1 and A52. ANd now I am here  cloud9:

How many points did you pick up...? Popcorn:
I dread to think. I was dong 90+most of the way  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 03:33:09 PM
I have been on the A34, M40, A46, M69, M1 and A52. ANd now I am here  cloud9:

How many points did you pick up...? Popcorn:
I dread to think. I was dong 90+most of the way  redface:

 point:

Mr. Licence, meet Mr. Bin!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2011, 04:04:47 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 04:25:39 PM
evil:

I could be your cheauff shof driver like!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2011, 04:32:32 PM
evil:

I could be your cheauff shof driver like!  cloud9:

Mrs Huhne might be interested in your points?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 04:34:06 PM
evil:

I could be your cheauff shof driver like!  cloud9:

Mrs Huhne might be interested in your points?  whistle:

I think my point have expired now....  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2011, 04:38:20 PM
evil:

I could be your cheauff shof driver like!  cloud9:

Mrs Huhne might be interested in your points?  whistle:

I think my point have expired now....  angel1

You can get some blue tablets for that.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2011, 04:38:47 PM
evil:

I could be your cheauff shof driver like!  cloud9:

Mrs Huhne might be interested in your points?  whistle:

I think my point have expired now....  angel1

You can get some blue tablets for that.  whistle:

doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 19, 2011, 03:17:18 AM
Much excitement at the airport today when a Thomas Cook A330 bowled up to the stand and stopped, whereupon one of the wheels caught fire. I've never seen so many fire engines. The passengers looked a bit pale as they got off!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2011, 03:44:56 AM
Much excitement at the airport today when a Thomas Cook A330 bowled up to the stand and stopped, whereupon one of the wheels caught fire. I've never seen so many fire engines. The passengers looked a bit pale as they got off!

Where exactly were you having your cigarette break at the time?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2011, 11:28:29 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 19, 2011, 11:32:27 AM
What's up Nick, no one talking to you?  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2011, 11:12:37 PM
For the few of us that have made it in here, we can drink as much as we like on the house. At the current rate BM will not get in to check on us until Monday or Tuesday.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 20, 2011, 03:49:47 AM
Excellent - line em' up!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2011, 06:48:19 PM
Beers on the house........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2011, 06:53:08 PM
Beers on the house........ rubschin:

Down the throat sounds better to me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2011, 06:55:35 PM
Oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 11:26:15 AM
Anyone fancy lunch  ?...I'm hungry
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 24, 2011, 11:28:32 AM
I'll join you from my car (I have been in to work) where I am eating a seafood on malted bread, followed by fruit salad, a banana for later and a bag of minstrels.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2011, 11:30:57 AM
Liquid lunch....... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 11:32:02 AM
Protein shake or soup  ??  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2011, 11:33:51 AM
Protein shake or soup  ??  lol:

yeah soup thats it......... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 24, 2011, 11:45:30 AM
I'll join you from my car (I have been in to work) where I am eating a seafood on malted bread, followed by fruit salad, a banana for later and a bag of minstrels.  cloud9:

Thank heavens Miss D didn't hear you mention Minstrels she would have been wrestling you to the ground for them by now. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2011, 11:48:52 AM
I'll join you from my car (I have been in to work) where I am eating a seafood on malted bread, followed by fruit salad, a banana for later and a bag of minstrels.  cloud9:

Thank heavens Miss D didn't hear you mention Minstrels she would have been wrestling you to the ground for them by now. noooo:

Now that I would pay good money to watch!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 12:10:03 PM
 redface:


I might have asked politely first if I could have one like   lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 24, 2011, 12:14:34 PM
redface:


I might have asked politely first if I could have one like   lol:


"Gimme!" Whilst wielding an axe is not really polite  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2011, 12:16:01 PM
redface:


I might have asked politely first if I could have one like   lol:

We all know you'll give in to pre-Minstrel tension.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2011, 12:17:14 PM
redface:


I might have asked politely first if I could have one like   lol:

We all know you'll give in to pre-Minstrel tension.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 12:19:42 PM
redface:


I might have asked politely first if I could have one like   lol:


"Gimme!" Whilst wielding an axe is not really polite  noooo:


I would have smiled tho  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2011, 04:32:39 PM
redface:


I might have asked politely first if I could have one like   lol:


"Gimme!" Whilst wielding an axe is not really polite  noooo:


I would have smiled tho  angel1


After you got them........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 04:37:00 PM
redface:


I might have asked politely first if I could have one like   lol:


"Gimme!" Whilst wielding an axe is not really polite  noooo:


I would have smiled tho  angel1


After you got them........... rubschin:

No, while she was burying the axe in her head...  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 24, 2011, 04:37:47 PM
I'm only violent when I am in need  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2011, 04:45:58 PM
I'm only violent when I am in need  8)

Oh yes?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 10:56:37 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 11:10:42 AM
I am busy with Miss D video productions inc  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
I am busy with Miss D video productions inc  8)

Think I may have seen one of them.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2011, 11:13:01 AM
I doubt it ...you don't appear that mentally scarred  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 11:14:27 AM
I doubt it ...you don't appear that mentally scarred  lol:

Thank you  cloud9:  others may not agree.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2011, 10:19:50 PM
I will leave my money on the bar when I leave ..........same as last time .......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2011, 05:22:01 AM
I will leave my money on the bar when I leave ..........same as last time .......... whistle:

For security reasons I am implementing a direct debit scheme...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2011, 05:25:10 AM
I will leave my money on the bar when I leave ..........same as last time .......... whistle:

For security reasons I am implementing a direct debit scheme...  whistle:

Baldy deals with my financial issues.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2011, 05:26:01 AM
I will leave my money on the bar when I leave ..........same as last time .......... whistle:

For security reasons I am implementing a direct debit scheme...  whistle:

Baldy deals with my financial issues.......... whistle:

Oh noes... Miss Chevious sent me your bank details...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 27, 2011, 05:27:31 AM
I will leave my money on the bar when I leave ..........same as last time .......... whistle:

For security reasons I am implementing a direct debit scheme...  whistle:

Baldy deals with my financial issues.......... whistle:

Oh noes... Miss Chevious sent me your bank details...  cloud9:

Old joke warning......


That's ok ...you will probally spend less than her ......... 8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2011, 05:28:26 AM
I will leave my money on the bar when I leave ..........same as last time .......... whistle:

For security reasons I am implementing a direct debit scheme...  whistle:

Baldy deals with my financial issues.......... whistle:

Oh noes... Miss Chevious sent me your bank details...  cloud9:

Old joke warning......


That's ok ...you will probally spend less than her ......... 8)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2011, 03:11:02 PM
Obviously the site is working for me but Nick and BM report they cannot get in.

Am I alone?  scared2:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 03:20:41 PM
It seems to be back again, but very frail
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2011, 03:30:39 PM
Steaming along here!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 27, 2011, 03:39:03 PM
OK here too!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 27, 2011, 03:53:14 PM
I am here but very frail. surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2011, 03:56:48 PM
I will leave my money on the bar when I leave ..........same as last time .......... whistle:

For security reasons I am implementing a direct debit scheme...  whistle:

Baldy deals with my financial issues.......... whistle:

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: Sinister: I think apc has donated a few quid for a Friday night bash....according to my calculations.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Landlady on May 27, 2011, 04:00:40 PM
Stand by your bar - I am here  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2011, 04:02:14 PM
 cloud9:  Long time no see LL.
You are looking lovely this evening ~ if I may make so bold.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 27, 2011, 04:04:59 PM
Is it just me or do some folks' avatars appear to have shrunk in the wash?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2011, 04:06:51 PM
Quote
Is it just me or do some folks' avatars appear to have shrunk in the wash?   

I confess that when my avatar went missing during the great migration I took the opportunity of resizing it before I put it back up.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 04:08:33 PM
Stand by your bar - I am here  lol:

LL  cloud9:  And how are you my little kitten?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2011, 04:23:35 PM
Stand by your bar - I am here  lol:

LL  cloud9:  And how are you my little kitten?  eyes:

She ran off screaming when she saw you!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2011, 04:24:23 PM
 sad32:

I wanted to give her her pants back, that is all
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2011, 04:26:00 PM
sad32:

I wanted to give her her pants back, that is all

Put them in your dishwasher?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2011, 04:26:32 PM
sad32:

I wanted to give her her pants back, that is all

She says you can keep them... she doesn't want to risk the newly repaired washing machine on a boil wash just yet....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2011, 08:45:29 PM
Stand by your bar - I am here  lol:

Ma'am, your obedient servant.  worthy:

I trust the day finds you in rude health.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 05:08:58 AM
Look at all that cash left on the bar!

I will put it in the charity box for follically challenged people.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 28, 2011, 05:16:18 AM
Looks like, me, thee and Barman are quids in then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2011, 06:12:16 AM
Look at all that cash left on the bar!

I will put it in the charity box for follically challenged people.  whistle:

You normally put it in the blind box.... then get blind drunk...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 06:16:29 AM
Look at all that cash left on the bar!

I will put it in the charity box for follically challenged people.  whistle:

You normally put it in the blind box.... then get blind drunk...  evil:

Yep, It is good ere init.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2011, 06:17:23 AM
Look at all that cash left on the bar!

I will put it in the charity box for follically challenged people.  whistle:

You normally put it in the blind box.... then get blind drunk...  evil:

Can't see him doing that .................. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2011, 06:20:44 AM
Look at all that cash left on the bar!

I will put it in the charity box for follically challenged people.  whistle:

You normally put it in the blind box.... then get blind drunk...  evil:

Can't see him doing that .................. whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 06:21:47 AM
Look at all that cash left on the bar!

I will put it in the charity box for follically challenged people.  whistle:

You normally put it in the blind box.... then get blind drunk...  evil:

Can't see him doing that .................. whistle:

Moi?  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2011, 06:22:45 AM
Nooooooooooo..................blind box ............can't see ................oh I give up........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 09:19:44 PM
Time for a quick slurp, anyone up for it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2011, 09:20:50 PM
Oh yes ...pass the straw and the cocktail stirrers  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 09:24:53 PM
Posh.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2011, 09:39:16 PM
Currently waiting for the Athens flight to arrive - but I'd love a beer!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2011, 10:07:11 PM
Coming up, what is your poison?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 28, 2011, 10:35:06 PM
You mean you don't know? :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 01:08:29 AM
I thought I'd pop-in early like and collect all the money off the bar...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2011, 03:05:21 AM
Sorry but we had to use the spare cash to pay for the taxi home like.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Bastards!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 29, 2011, 03:10:17 AM
Such language...tut tut...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 07:34:20 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2011, 10:56:21 AM
Sorry but we had to use the spare cash to pay for the taxi home like.  whistle:

Makes a change from your usual flashing lights taxis......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 11:40:25 AM
Sorry but we had to use the spare cash to pay for the taxi home like.  whistle:

Makes a change from your usual flashing lights taxis......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2011, 12:05:07 PM
Sorry but we had to use the spare cash to pay for the taxi home like.  whistle:

Makes a change from your usual flashing lights taxis......... whistle:

Feck off! I am not the one with the bent car key.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 29, 2011, 12:06:17 PM
Sorry but we had to use the spare cash to pay for the taxi home like.  whistle:

Makes a change from your usual flashing lights taxis......... whistle:

Feck off! I am not the one with the bent car key.  whistle:


Gayer:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2011, 12:10:16 PM
Sorry but we had to use the spare cash to pay for the taxi home like.  whistle:

Makes a change from your usual flashing lights taxis......... whistle:

Feck off! I am not the one with the bent car key.  whistle:


Gayer:



100% correct.....just look at the leather tab on the back of his jeans....top corner tucked in.

Me, BM and LL  are witnesses like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 30, 2011, 08:48:47 PM
Sorry but we had to use the spare cash to pay for the taxi home like.  whistle:

Makes a change from your usual flashing lights taxis......... whistle:

Feck off! I am not the one with the bent car key.  whistle:


Gayer:



100% correct.....just look at the leather tab on the back of his jeans....top corner tucked in.

Me, BM and LL  are witnesses like.


 cussing:


Anyhoo are the drinks on the house tonight ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2011, 03:13:12 AM
Yep.....hic  eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2011, 10:25:24 PM
Free drinks again .............excellent ........ razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2011, 08:50:54 AM
Feck this, no service......I am off to a proper bar like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2011, 08:54:22 AM
Feck this, no service......I am off to a proper bar like  whistle:

Hope you left your money on the bar..... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
It's certainly where he left his dignity  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2011, 09:02:04 AM
Feck this, no service......I am off to a proper bar like  whistle:

Hope you left your money on the bar..... whistle:

Never got served.....no money required.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2011, 09:08:09 AM
It's certainly where he left his dignity  whistle:

 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2011, 09:52:18 AM
Very quiet in here today ...is it half day closing like ???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2011, 09:53:33 AM
Still waking up........ surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 02, 2011, 09:58:30 AM
I am busy on shed repairs, I'm sweating like a glass-blowers arse
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2011, 10:01:50 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2011, 10:02:59 AM
I am busy on shed repairs, I'm sweating like a glass-blowers arse

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2011, 10:14:50 AM
I am busy on shed repairs, I'm sweating like a glass-blowers arse

You paint such an attractive picture  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 02, 2011, 10:21:22 AM
I am busy on shed repairs, I'm sweating like a glass-blowers arse

We need the 4 Ws here me thinks.

Who's arse?
What were you doing whilst looking at said glass-blowers arse?
Where were you when this/these incident/s happened?
Why were you there in the first place?

I think we should be told. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 10:46:08 AM
I've been to Pafos like...

Off to see me mate's goat farm next...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2011, 10:51:06 AM
I've been to Pafos like...

Off to see me mate's goat farm next...  noooo:

you are "kidding"...... ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 11:25:25 AM
I've been to Pafos like...

Off to see me mate's goat farm next...  noooo:

you are "kidding"...... ;D

 drumroll:  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2011, 12:14:42 PM
I've been to Pafos like...

Off to see me mate's goat farm next...  noooo:

Is that located in the Nanny state ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 02:03:40 PM
I've been to Pafos like...

Off to see me mate's goat farm next...  noooo:

Is that located in the Nanny state ?

 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 02:07:44 PM
Goat eats Barman's finger shock!

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 02, 2011, 04:09:38 PM
Barman, you know you shouldn't have put your "finger" near its mouth...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 04:10:47 PM
Barman, you know you shouldn't have put your "finger" near its mouth...

It liked me...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2011, 04:11:35 PM
It prolly thought you were an old goat
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2011, 04:12:52 PM
It prolly thought you were an old goat

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2011, 09:19:49 PM
It prolly thought you were an old goat

Billy goat rough?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2011, 10:42:48 PM
Last orders ...........drinks on BM?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2011, 11:29:58 PM
Last orders ...........drinks on BM?

Of course. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2011, 11:39:07 PM
Last orders ...........drinks on BM?

Of course. eveilgrin:

All this birthday booze ..........to share.......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2011, 11:45:17 PM
It seems such a waste not to guzzle it down. All free like....the old jewish piano is getting dusty.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2011, 06:24:41 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2011, 06:35:29 PM
There is no one interesting here  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2011, 06:40:22 PM
There is no one interesting here  Shrugs:

**koff**  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2011, 07:07:41 PM
As I said  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2011, 07:10:22 PM
As I said  whistle:

 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2011, 09:51:12 PM
These late nights are getting lonely .............but at least the booze is free....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 03, 2011, 09:52:26 PM
These late nights are getting lonely .............but at least the booze is free....... whistle:

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2011, 02:00:00 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
tunble:

The place always empties out when you get here...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2011, 02:59:22 PM
tunble:

The place always empties out when you get here...  rubschin:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2011, 03:03:17 PM
tunble:

The place always empties out when you get here...  rubschin:

 cussing:

I blame your short fuse...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2011, 04:13:18 PM
Now I am getting paranoid ...................... scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 04, 2011, 07:01:56 PM
Far too nice to spend time in front of the computer.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2011, 07:07:09 PM
Who is?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 04, 2011, 08:21:04 PM
Evenin' all


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2011, 08:27:01 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 04, 2011, 09:22:13 PM
Evenin' all


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LOLOLO
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 05, 2011, 12:18:19 AM
LOLOAQICI82QB4IP
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 05, 2011, 12:44:45 AM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2011, 08:14:55 AM
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The ghost of Letsby Avenue?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2011, 09:42:27 PM
Is it free drinks again .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2011, 09:44:03 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2011, 12:03:09 AM
Are you still serving BM?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2011, 12:04:42 AM
Are you still serving BM?
Of course... if you want phlegm in your beer...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2011, 12:08:04 AM
Nope, but apc will have it if it is free. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2011, 02:19:47 PM
Where did everyone go .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2011, 03:21:30 PM
I'm here!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 11, 2011, 03:24:06 PM
I was in the toilet like  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2011, 03:25:03 PM
I was in the toilet like  redface:

Problem...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2011, 03:29:36 PM
I was in the toilet like  redface:

Problem...?

Only for the next user.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2011, 03:34:15 PM
I have only just got up  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 11, 2011, 04:06:01 PM
I was in the toilet like  redface:

Problem...?

You know when you empty an old radiator and all that rusty water pours out ...  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 11, 2011, 04:22:53 PM
I'm here! At werk, like, but here too...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2011, 03:54:16 AM
I was in the toilet like  redface:

Problem...?

You know when you empty an old radiator and all that rusty water pours out ...  sick2:

EEwwwwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 12, 2011, 07:55:56 AM
I was at Go Outdoors in Wolverhampton  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2011, 07:56:30 AM
I was at Go Outdoors in Wolverhampton  cloud9:

And did you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2011, 09:07:13 AM
I am returned from brekky ~ replete  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2011, 09:09:57 AM
Any scarps ? ...I have absolutely nuffink in the fridge  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2011, 09:11:03 AM
Sorry ~ we ate most of it ~ too much toast even for us!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2011, 09:13:13 AM
Ooooooh does that mean I have to go shopping  MDSulks:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2011, 09:18:34 AM
Emergency call to Ocado perhaps?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 15, 2011, 04:35:31 PM
Wot happened ....... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2011, 04:42:43 PM
Wot happened ....... tunble:

I tole you! I went to the airport...  ::)

What a fuck up too - six flights arrive within minutes of each other - total chaos - 1½ hours to get the luggage.... €4.50 car parking fees!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 15, 2011, 04:45:51 PM
Wot happened ....... tunble:

I tole you! I went to the airport...  ::)

What a fuck up too - six flights arrive within minutes of each other - total chaos - 1½ hours to get the luggage.... €4.50 car parking fees!  cussing:


Useless baggage handlers ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2011, 04:46:22 PM
Wot happened ....... tunble:

I tole you! I went to the airport...  ::)

What a fuck up too - six flights arrive within minutes of each other - total chaos - 1½ hours to get the luggage.... €4.50 car parking fees!  cussing:


Useless baggage handlers ........ whistle:

Quite so...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 15, 2011, 07:21:28 PM
Unlike at Gatwick as Miss D will testify...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 15, 2011, 07:37:15 PM
Oh noes .....Gatwick was perfick  cloud9:

Absolutely no waiting for me at all

TMR is an hero  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 15, 2011, 11:45:35 PM
Oh noes .....Gatwick was perfick  cloud9:

Absolutely no waiting for me at all

TMR is an hero  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

(ta - the cheque is in the post  ;D)

Oh, and I am now the darts champ of both the Dukes Head pub and Carshalton Beeches Bowls Club. Not bad for a shorty, eh BM? You are merely champion of gubbing and thinning hair...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2011, 12:24:14 AM
Oh noes .....Gatwick was perfick  cloud9:

Absolutely no waiting for me at all

TMR is an hero  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

(ta - the cheque is in the post  ;D)

Oh, and I am now the darts champ of both the Dukes Head pub and Carshalton Beeches Bowls Club. Not bad for a shorty, eh BM? You are merely champion of gubbing and thinning hair...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2011, 07:35:38 AM
.
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826PTEuHKhE#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 17, 2011, 08:25:22 AM
Prefer

I Think We`re Alone Now - Tommy James & The Shondells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMFLUXTEwM#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2011, 10:34:14 AM
AHEM!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2011, 11:39:24 AM
AHEM!

Eh? What?

 sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2011, 11:41:42 AM
AHEM!

Eh? What?

 sleep017

Just raised my head from the fender and let them know I was here ~ if sleeping peacefully.

I did also look pointedly at my empty ashtray but nobody put any beer in it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2011, 11:46:44 AM
AHEM!

Eh? What?

 sleep017

Just raised my head from the fender and let them know I was here ~ if sleeping peacefully.

I did also look pointedly at my empty ashtray but nobody put any beer in it.

Here, have half a bag of damp crisps I found in the garden.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2011, 12:21:47 PM
AHEM!

Eh? What?

 sleep017

Just raised my head from the fender and let them know I was here ~ if sleeping peacefully.

I did also look pointedly at my empty ashtray but nobody put any beer in it.

Here, have half a bag of damp crisps I found in the garden.  ;)

 cloud9: A friend for life (wags tail gratefully)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2011, 01:15:53 PM
I've been snoozing in the corner of the snug, must nip down to the bookies now.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2011, 01:44:17 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2011, 01:50:52 PM
Just seen Jenny Agutter at Ascot on the TV.   cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2011, 01:54:46 PM
I once had an unfortunate incident with her in a revolving door  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2011, 01:57:51 PM
 Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2011, 01:59:14 PM

I once had an unfortunate incident with her in a revolving door  redface:

Unfortunate?

Drool:

Yes, she is a fine filly.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2011, 02:00:19 PM
She was beating on the glass with her fists  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2011, 02:04:25 PM
Nathaniel's sweating up a bit ~  scared2:




Phew! false alarm.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2011, 05:31:17 PM
I once had an unfortunate incident with her in a revolving door  redface:

You bent down to tie your shoelace didn't you  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
Briefcase jam  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on June 17, 2011, 07:02:46 PM
Briefcase jam  redface:

A detailed recipe for which will appear in the Restaurant ... ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2011, 08:30:17 PM
Briefcase jam  redface:

A detailed recipe for which will appear in the Restaurant ... ?
drumroll:

A lady in the village is a serious jam-maker but was complaining about the price of empty jars at about 80p each.

She has discovered that Tesco value lemon-curd has the same jars but costs 20p.
She is now buying it and tipping out the contents.

Prepare for blocked drain tales. . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
Lemon curd  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2011, 10:08:46 PM
Lemon curd  cloud9:

Would you like a few gallons?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 17, 2011, 10:19:26 PM
I'll have some cider...if you got any going spare...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2011, 03:41:24 PM
I have been off-air - along with most of Larnaca and Limassol...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2011, 03:45:40 PM
Reminds me of that famous headline (perhaps an urban myth)

"Fog in Channel -- Continent Cut Off"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 19, 2011, 09:03:01 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 19, 2011, 01:05:17 PM
I have been busy in the garden like. Off to the shop next. No rest for the wicked
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2011, 01:38:48 PM
Wot happened to everyone ............... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2011, 01:48:34 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 19, 2011, 02:05:14 PM
Been out to lunch as previously announced ~ back now though.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2011, 02:10:08 PM
I was walking the dog like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 19, 2011, 02:39:29 PM
Been over to Derbyshire.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 19, 2011, 11:26:15 PM
I have been...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2011, 05:32:24 AM
 Popcorn:

At a guess I would say putting it about  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 20, 2011, 07:46:33 AM
Popcorn:

At a guess I would say putting it about  rubschin:
8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2011, 08:03:49 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2011, 08:28:33 AM
I have been...

Congratulations, the old remedies are the best.


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 20, 2011, 10:07:13 PM
Popcorn:

At a guess I would say putting it about  rubschin:
8)


sad24:

Only joking Luv...I wouldn't two time you...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 20, 2011, 10:09:18 PM
Popcorn:

At a guess I would say putting it about  rubschin:
8)


sad24:

Only joking Luv...I wouldn't two time you...

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 20, 2011, 10:21:52 PM
Popcorn:

At a guess I would say putting it about  rubschin:
8)


sad24:

Only joking Luv...I wouldn't two time you...

 eeek:

 noooo: Women... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2011, 05:16:35 AM
Say what ?????   confused2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 21, 2011, 11:10:26 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2011, 11:16:23 PM
beers on you ??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 21, 2011, 11:32:22 PM
beers on you ??

Hows about you getting your dosh out for a change?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 21, 2011, 11:48:23 PM
beers on you ??

Hows about you getting your dosh out for a change?

Yeah, right on...that apc is a tight git...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2011, 05:20:02 AM
beers on you ??

Hows about you getting your dosh out for a change?

Yeah, right on...that apc is a tight git...

Tis true...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2011, 05:20:58 AM
beers on you ??

Hows about you getting your dosh out for a change?

Yeah, right on...that apc is a tight git...

Tis true...  evil:

Tis not........ cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2011, 05:22:05 AM
beers on you ??

Hows about you getting your dosh out for a change?

Yeah, right on...that apc is a tight git...

Tis true...  evil:

Tis not........ cussing:


Ooohhh that got you out of bed early for a change!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 22, 2011, 05:54:45 AM
beers on you ??

Hows about you getting your dosh out for a change?

Yeah, right on...that apc is a tight git...

Tis true...  evil:

Tis not........ cussing:


Ooohhh that got you out of bed early for a change!  point:

Prolly only got up to go to the loo before returning to his slumber pit for the rest of the morning.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 23, 2011, 09:09:23 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2011, 04:22:55 AM
tunble:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2011, 12:56:03 AM
hey Baldy your round .......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 12:59:23 AM
Oh alright then, I shall buy the whole pub a drink. Just those who are currently present of course.

What would you like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2011, 01:01:27 AM
Not a big drinker myself ...............maybe a small sherry ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 01:02:36 AM
A bit of the local Emva Cream?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2011, 01:05:06 AM
Have you not got work tomorrow early .......... rubschin:

sorry Today... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 01:06:17 AM
No, the whole weekend off.....apart from the ensuing zyderfest.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 01:11:54 AM
My wine glass just exploded! It was just sitting on the table untouched then bang!

I am not sure that this collapso is a good thing...if it does that to my glass then what the feck is it doing to my gut?  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2011, 01:13:14 AM
My wine glass just exploded! It was just sitting on the table untouched then bang!

I am not sure that this collapso is a good thing...if it does that to my glass then what the feck is it doing to my gut?  scared2:

vibrations from neighbour........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 01:15:33 AM
Not heard a thing since I woke up 20 mins ago, I guess she he has finished for the night.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2011, 01:17:18 AM
Earning money hand over fist........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 01:18:09 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 25, 2011, 07:44:40 AM
When she first started...did she work a week in hand?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2011, 07:51:59 AM
When she first started...did she work a week in hand?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2011, 05:01:54 PM
Where is everyone .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 25, 2011, 05:09:20 PM
I'm back now  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 25, 2011, 05:13:07 PM
Has Barwench been back since her wedding.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2011, 05:45:19 PM
Has Barwench been back since her wedding.......... rubschin:
noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 11:24:54 PM
Drinks on Miss D everyone!....Oh it is only me & she here scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2011, 11:27:47 PM
S'alright I'll go easy on you . I have just got in after a long day of it .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 11:29:47 PM
Simliar  razz: Don't touch the zyder it make you mucking fuddled. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2011, 11:31:58 PM
I sampled some of that Stella Artois Cidre tonight ...... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 11:35:22 PM
I sampled some of that Stella Artois Cidre tonight ...... cloud9:

I have warned you all before, yous will end up in a sorry state like myself like. nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2011, 11:37:19 PM
Oh noes ....we know our limits  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 11:40:35 PM
Oh noes ....we know our limits  whistle:
2 Unlimited - No limit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFd5Cci_pE4#)  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2011, 11:46:26 PM
apc is usually here by now, he must be cottaging again with BM. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 26, 2011, 12:38:52 AM
apc is usually here by now, he must be cottaging again with BM. whistle:

Oh nooooooos I was on the beach .............party like ....... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 28, 2011, 11:05:12 PM
Oi! apc get your fat wallet out and buy a drink or two!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 28, 2011, 11:07:18 PM
Ok two halves of the house beer please ....... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 28, 2011, 11:11:26 PM
Ok two halves of the house beer please ....... evil:

Feckin tightwad!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 28, 2011, 11:13:26 PM
Ok two halves of the house beer please ....... evil:

Feckin tightwad!

Oh wait you want a couple of litres of damp-proofing liquid ............. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 28, 2011, 11:15:48 PM
Ok two halves of the house beer please ....... evil:

Feckin tightwad!

Oh wait you want a couple of litres of damp-proofing liquid ............. whistle:


Oh nopes, got that back today  cloud9: Although I might get the cnut to drink a couple of litres in the near future.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 29, 2011, 10:08:43 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 29, 2011, 11:14:29 PM
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Karma?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 29, 2011, 11:30:39 PM
No...Dhamma Niyama
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 05:47:14 AM
No...Dhamma Niyama

I had to google it  redface:....it seems that I should not keeeel him. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2011, 05:54:53 AM
No...Dhamma Niyama

I had to google it  redface:....it seems that I should not keeeel him. Shrugs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 07:10:06 AM
Just googled it as well ....too much for me to contemplate at this time of the morning  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 07:22:06 AM
Just googled it as well ....too much for me to contemplate at this time of the morning  noooo:

I will help you out Miss.........basically don't keeeeel him, yet.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 07:31:55 AM
What can I kill then ?  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 07:34:14 AM
What can I kill then ?  evil:

Nothing much really.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2011, 07:35:10 AM
Ants?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 07:39:04 AM
Ants?

Yep, I'm sure we can bend the rooowls.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 30, 2011, 07:49:06 AM
David Blane then  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 07:50:12 AM
David Blane then  whistle:

Fine with me. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 30, 2011, 05:11:45 PM
David Blane then  whistle:

Fine with me. eveilgrin:

Seconded  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2011, 08:21:52 PM
Hello... anybody?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 30, 2011, 08:46:22 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 30, 2011, 08:48:21 PM
I was just passing so not stopping for a drink.  Berlingy is packed with bikes on the back.  Portsmouth 0830 am.
I think I am going to Le Harve... must check.  redface:

Behave you lot while I'm away.   ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2011, 08:56:27 PM
Portsmouth 0830 am.
I think I am going to Le Harve... must check.  redface:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 30, 2011, 09:18:28 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2011, 09:19:30 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2011, 11:52:52 PM
Is everyone asleep.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2011, 04:51:21 AM
Is everyone asleep.........

[yawns] not now, no...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2011, 11:43:36 AM
Users active in past 15 minutes:
apc2010, Barman, Baldy

Smuggers meeting........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2011, 11:55:08 AM
Users active in past 15 minutes:
apc2010, Barman, Baldy

Smuggers meeting........ cloud9:
Bring it on!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2011, 10:32:14 PM
Where is the night shift.......??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2011, 03:16:50 AM
I'm here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 02, 2011, 11:25:38 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:23:43 AM
I was in bed like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 04:43:00 AM
Gosh!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 04:47:09 AM
On me own...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2011, 04:52:38 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 03, 2011, 11:11:08 AM
On me own...  sad24:




Eric Carmen - All by Myself (1975) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gqaSE_9HuY#ws)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2011, 11:19:08 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

Been out shopping.

Vodka - check.
Karpouzi - check.
Pints of Stella for the laydee - check.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 03, 2011, 11:23:08 AM
what a dear! you remembered!   cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2011, 11:06:54 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 03, 2011, 11:09:22 PM
oi I am here................a glass o vino please .........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2011, 11:21:36 PM
sorry...didn't see you underneath the table... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2011, 11:22:33 PM
I'm still up and about.

Why? I've no idea.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 03, 2011, 11:23:51 PM
That happens when you get older...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 03, 2011, 11:24:57 PM
incontinent?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 03, 2011, 11:25:28 PM
Charming.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 03, 2011, 11:51:47 PM
 redface: redface: redface: redface:

just kiddin!
   you party animal you.....rave on Unc!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2011, 02:06:22 AM
Where's Baldy ?    it's his round ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 09:07:05 AM
Where's Baldy ?    it's his round ........ rubschin:

Had to get up early like for werk!  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 04, 2011, 09:09:49 AM
Jeeeeeezus - there's a statement you won't hear often  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2011, 09:11:39 AM
Jeeeeeezus - there's a statement you won't hear often  ;)

Or again probably.

Rock-breaking parties go out later in the day I understand.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2011, 09:28:39 AM
Jeeeeeezus - there's a statement you won't hear often  ;)

Hopefuweley.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 05, 2011, 12:23:52 PM
Where has everyone gone ............. tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2011, 01:22:43 PM
I've been out like.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 05, 2011, 02:02:10 PM
hopefully buying more stella!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2011, 02:12:20 PM
hopefully buying more stella!  ;D ;D ;D

Um yes....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 05, 2011, 03:04:19 PM
I'm at werk like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2011, 03:31:24 PM
I'm at werk like.

Good man MR!  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2011, 04:24:26 PM
Snoopy is suffering from intermong failure  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2011, 05:01:36 PM
Snoopy is suffering from intermong failure  noooo:

Has he got a problem with Windows....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2011, 05:37:33 PM
Snoopy is suffering from intermong failure  noooo:

Has he got a problem with Windows....?  rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2011, 05:34:09 AM
Snoopy is suffering from intermong failure  noooo:

Has he got a problem with Windows....?  rubschin:

No! With Fvcking BT ..... useless bunch of utter  Wankah: ~ they managed to gub the local exchange. The whole area was off line for more than 12 hours.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 07:45:56 PM
Quiet tonight ...guess BM is cleaning his house or checking his pay-pal account ..
Miss D is preparing to Monday...........Nick is making a cake ........Baldy's on the cider ......
so where is everyone else......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 07, 2011, 07:49:57 PM
 point: point:

ha ha! no one likes you!!!!!

 point: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 07:53:04 PM
Miss D is cleaning up. The Brat has been home all day but staged a miraculous recovery to go to Air Cadets . The house is a tip.

I am trying not to go orbital - I am definitely leaving home when she is 16  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 07:55:43 PM
Keeeeeellll her  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 07, 2011, 08:06:52 PM
I have been busy on works stuff


It must be nearly time for breakfast  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 08:09:13 PM
You are surrounded by idiots. ANd so am I cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 08:10:01 PM
Can we have a VP chill out zone please ? cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2011, 08:12:46 PM
I am off to bed with Jim  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 07, 2011, 09:01:44 PM
I'm werking, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 09:27:17 PM
I'm reading a John Grisham and listening to Gold music...an drinking wine...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 09:54:07 PM
Also having a glass of vino........... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 10:00:20 PM
good man... happy088

obviously getting a decent palatable drink before tomorrow at Bra Mans drum...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 10:01:26 PM
good man... happy088

obviously getting a decent palatable drink before tomorrow at Bra Mans drum...

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
Wot's with all the guests.......... eeek:

 25 Guests, 3 Users

Users active in past 15 minutes:
apc2010, Pirate, Grumpmeister
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 10:12:48 PM
They are all reading a thread concerning Growler ................ eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 07, 2011, 10:20:53 PM
It prolly is Growler...and GOS...and all the others that took umbrage at some point or other...

and Nick has several persona's (allegedly)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2011, 10:38:12 PM
No worries Baldy is here ............he has scared them off....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2011, 10:42:06 PM
After a hard days werk you were quite correct...I needed zyder.

I am not cut out for this shite.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 05:19:23 AM
After a hard days werk you were quite correct...I needed zyder.

I am not cut out for this shite.  surrender:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 08, 2011, 07:29:02 AM
When is Growler visiting Nick ...I am getting quite confused ???  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2011, 07:37:58 AM
When is Growler visiting Nick ...I am getting quite confused ???  redface:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 08:04:25 AM
Tomorrow  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2011, 09:36:52 PM
So Nick is making another cake ...........BM is cultivating a hangover .........Baldy is on the cider AGAIN .....Snoopy is putting up curtains ......Miss D ...... whistle:

so is that why it is quiet tonight ??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 08, 2011, 09:54:50 PM
It's quiet cos your missus is not jumping around all over the place... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2011, 09:55:23 PM
I have been werking cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2011, 10:01:43 PM
It's quiet cos your missus is not jumping around all over the place... ;)

BM created the monster ..............not me ........... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2011, 10:03:04 PM
I have been werking cussing:

Putting up curtains......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 06:19:01 AM
Decorating  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 07:02:06 AM
 happy100   ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 07:06:14 AM
 lol:

Not me ...Snoopy you dough ball
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 07:07:22 AM
O I C  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2011, 04:43:36 PM
So where is Snoopy's party then ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 13, 2011, 07:16:21 AM
Seem to have the place to myself.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2011, 07:25:47 AM
We had you on CCTV  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 13, 2011, 07:27:16 AM
I don't think I've been had on the TV before.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 13, 2011, 07:43:04 AM
You haven't lived.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2011, 08:04:59 AM
Power was off again like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2011, 04:19:14 PM
Power was off again like...

Wot he said like ............then power but no internet ....... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2011, 05:13:28 PM
I have been on the telly  angel1  Watchdog  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 13, 2011, 05:16:44 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2011, 05:17:39 PM
WAtchdog or watching the red head........??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2011, 05:17:57 PM
I have been on the telly  angel1  Crimewatch  evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2011, 05:18:40 PM
SHe was a bitch and a drama queen
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 13, 2011, 05:26:12 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2011, 05:28:00 PM
Red Robinson.

Mrs Nick #1 would have been 54 today  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 13, 2011, 08:31:40 PM
I have been on the telly  angel1  Watchdog  evil:

Bet Baldy's been on Crimewatch...

 rubschin: prolly why he's in Cyprus

Whats his real name then?  whistle: and date of birth?



Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2011, 09:34:39 PM
I have been on the telly  angel1  Watchdog  evil:

Bet Baldy's been on Crimewatch...

 rubschin: prolly why he's in Cyprus

Whats his real name then?  whistle: and date of birth?

You can feck off.  cussing:

The only thing against me is being caught on my mobile when driving. The locals drive vehicles that prolly have not passed the MOT in the last 20 years (apart from the flash monkeys that sold Grandads' land and are very quickly spunking it up the wall)! I was 'captured' by the police from Nicosia that are sent in this direction each summer because the local 'carrot crunchers' cannot deal with the summer surplus. The Nicosia lot are like the Gestapo. I got caught red handed and accepted the fact that I was in the wrong and did not decide to wave my hands in the air, shout and threaten to telephone my fathers' 8th cousin (who might also be his brother!) to try and get off with something which i was clearly guilty of.

I left the UK with a very clear record. And apart from 'smacking' a local a few years ago have not had any criminal problems since living on this lovely island.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 13, 2011, 10:03:46 PM
Calm down dear...only joking...

APC put me up to it... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 13, 2011, 10:21:31 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2011, 10:47:08 PM
wot .....................
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 14, 2011, 09:35:30 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 14, 2011, 10:21:03 PM
I'm at werk, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 10:34:43 PM
I'm at werk, like.

...playing on the 'puter. whistle:

Snowbound or summat are we Moaniomondo? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 15, 2011, 12:40:07 AM
We have just offloaded the Pafos flight (113 bags) and now I'm off home!

Mr G, I'm using by BlackBerry to do this!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 04:20:36 AM
We have just offloaded the Pafos flight (113 bags) and now I'm off home!

Mr G, I'm using by BlackBerry to do this!

He won't understand....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 08:36:43 AM
We have just offloaded the Pafos flight (113 bags) and now I'm off home!

Mr G, I'm using by BlackBerry to do this!

He won't understand....  noooo:

Quite. whistle:

Cheeky git.
I have heard of them you know. evil:











wouldn't have the foggiest how to use them mind. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2011, 08:56:37 AM
I have a blackberry, but I can only manage to use it to make phone calls  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 09:00:28 AM
I have a blackberry, but I can only manage to use it to make phone calls  redface:

Do they come complete with their own microscope to read what's on the buttons like? noooo:

They ARE actually shite...my opinion of course, naturally. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2011, 04:23:28 PM
I have a blackberry, but I can only manage to use it to make phone calls  redface:

Why do I have an image of Nick screaming into something he bought from the greencrocer's.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2011, 10:55:34 PM
Is it a free bar tonight seeing as I got BM ..........the ladies volleyball passes ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 18, 2011, 12:22:20 AM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2011, 02:46:45 AM
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Volleyball Pirate, he said volleyball.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2011, 01:36:58 AM
I can't sleep like....  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2011, 02:28:02 AM
I can't sleep like....  surrender:

That no drinking crap.......... noooo:  have a few stellas.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2011, 04:25:00 AM
I can't sleep like....  surrender:

That no drinking crap.......... noooo:  have a few stellas.....

You're prolly right...  lol:


[yawn]  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2011, 06:51:29 PM
Very quiet tonight ............. tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 06:56:24 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That's better  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2011, 06:58:37 PM
Miss D seems quiet tonight, has anyone checked to see if she is ok?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2011, 07:01:39 PM
Miss D seems quiet tonight, has anyone checked to see if she is ok?  whistle:

Maybe she is knitting........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 07:04:25 PM
My brows maybe  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 07:07:37 PM
Unconcsious with voddy prolly  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2011, 12:27:28 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 21, 2011, 12:35:11 PM
I've got Lisa the lady plumber here at the moment. She's having trouble with my stopcock.

She's yummy.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2011, 12:37:49 PM
....Uncle suddenly finds loads more plumbing defects in his house  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 12:38:45 PM
A babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2011, 12:39:42 PM
I've got Lisa the lady plumber here at the moment. She's having trouble with my stopcock.

She's yummy.  eyes:

Are you going to have her check out your immersion heater as well?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 21, 2011, 12:40:35 PM
Depends if her plumbing's up to scratch.

That answers all of you.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 21, 2011, 12:41:57 PM
At least with a laydee plumber you wont need a manhole cover.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 01:46:33 PM
Uncle has gone very quiet  rubschin:  Hope his ticker is holding up  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 01:49:01 PM
BM appears to be alive .... His Skype is showing that he is on line but he didn't answer when I tried to call him.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 21, 2011, 01:50:22 PM
She's gone. I am bereft.   sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 01:58:28 PM
DId she get yer cock sorted out?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 21, 2011, 02:06:30 PM
Well, it's stopped dripping.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2011, 02:45:52 PM
Has she bled you dry ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 02:48:45 PM
Cuppa cocoa and an early night would do him more good.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 02:50:01 PM
Miss D reveals her usual approach  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 02:53:53 PM
You reckon she specialises in a thorough drain down of the system then?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2011, 02:54:33 PM
Oh yeah ...I 'm good at syphoning out the crap  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 02:57:24 PM
Speaking of which ~
You never did say if the complainant got his pay rise or the sack.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 21, 2011, 02:59:23 PM
I'd guess neither.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2011, 03:00:55 PM
He's escalated his complaint to the Chief Exec
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 03:02:19 PM
Keep us informed then  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 03:49:47 PM
Blooming quiet today ~ where is everyone?  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 04:46:21 PM
Blooming quiet today ~ where is everyone?  tunble:

'ELLO! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 04:51:05 PM
 sad24:

Lynsey de Paul Wont somebody dance with me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtQfQ9sw8AE#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 04:54:18 PM
For goodness sake! eeek:

What's up with you? confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 04:56:36 PM
I've been sat here since 5 am wiv no-one to talk to.

I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY by JOHNNY CASH 1960 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmhr5bxKzmo#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 04:58:12 PM
I have been hammering. It was not a good idea  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2011, 05:06:49 PM
I've been working like, and will be again soon. Piss poor planning on their part should not constitute an emergency on mine, but it does  censored:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 05:11:02 PM
I've been working like, and will be again soon. Piss poor planning on their part should not constitute an emergency on mine, but it does   censored:

I use that phrase every day too happy088!

As from today, and 1 particular Ford garage  that CAKE nickers Nick knows, I've told them to refer to me as the 'Turd Polishing Company Ltd in future ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 05:12:51 PM
M53 BASTARD FOrd  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 05:13:54 PM
M53 BASTARD FOrd  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 21, 2011, 06:21:25 PM
I'm werkin' like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 06:23:25 PM
I'm werkin' like.

..and typin' shite on 'ere at the same time?
Sweet! cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2011, 07:10:29 PM
No bastard lecky............ Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 07:13:36 PM
What news of BM?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 07:15:19 PM
YOu should get them to get some of those mahoosive windmills like  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2011, 07:17:17 PM
What news of BM?

No news yet ..........cannot charge mobiles  cussing: got a cordless landline  cussing: will call him in the morning .........well my morning ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 07:21:11 PM
What news of BM?

No news yet ..........cannot charge mobiles  cussing: got a cordless landline  cussing: will call him in the morning .........well my morning ........ whistle:

If you've got no leccy, what are you running yer 'puter on?
Steam? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 07:22:11 PM
What news of BM?

No news yet ..........cannot charge mobiles  cussing: got a cordless landline  cussing: will call him in the morning .........well my morning ........ whistle:

If you've got no leccy, what are you running yer 'puter on?
Steam? whistle:

BBQ  ................ Prolly  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2011, 07:23:04 PM
What news of BM?

No news yet ..........cannot charge mobiles  cussing: got a cordless landline  cussing: will call him in the morning .........well my morning ........ whistle:

If you've got no leccy, what are you running yer 'puter on?
Steam? whistle:

Got leccy now..................but phones flat ..........also the old man may be sleeping now .... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 07:23:33 PM
What news of BM?

No news yet ..........cannot charge mobiles  cussing: got a cordless landline  cussing: will call him in the morning .........well my morning ........ whistle:


Poor excuse .... Cyprus isn't exactly the biggest island in the werld ... Drive over and make sure he is OK. You know it makes sense like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 07:24:08 PM
Keep shovelling Mr Growler
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2011, 07:25:05 PM
What news of BM?

No news yet ..........cannot charge mobiles  cussing: got a cordless landline  cussing: will call him in the morning .........well my morning ........ whistle:


Poor excuse .... Cyprus isn't exactly the biggest island in the werld ... Drive over and make sure he is OK. You know it makes sense like.



He does have beer in the fridge ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 07:25:30 PM
Gazing into my crystal ball I foretell that BM's generator will turn up just as the petrol pumps run dry through lack of leccy to fill their tanks.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 07:25:59 PM
What news of BM?

No news yet ..........cannot charge mobiles  cussing: got a cordless landline  cussing: will call him in the morning .........well my morning ........ whistle:


Poor excuse .... Cyprus isn't exactly the biggest island in the werld ... Drive over and make sure he is OK. You know it makes sense like.



He does have beer in the fridge ......... rubschin:


Solar powered fridge?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2011, 07:28:04 PM
What news of BM?

No news yet ..........cannot charge mobiles  cussing: got a cordless landline  cussing: will call him in the morning .........well my morning ........ whistle:


Poor excuse .... Cyprus isn't exactly the biggest island in the werld ... Drive over and make sure he is OK. You know it makes sense like.

Something terrible may have happened. Just before he left he was playing a lot of Elton John and the Pet Shop Boys too Gayer:  Gayer:  Gayer:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2011, 07:29:32 PM
What news of BM?

No news yet ..........cannot charge mobiles  cussing: got a cordless landline  cussing: will call him in the morning .........well my morning ........ whistle:


Poor excuse .... Cyprus isn't exactly the biggest island in the werld ... Drive over and make sure he is OK. You know it makes sense like.

Something terrible may have happened. Just before he left he was playing a lot of Elton John and the Pet Shop Boys too Gayer:  Gayer:  Gayer:

Bummer....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 07:29:59 PM
Maybe he has been taken up the Khyber Pass  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 07:30:59 PM
Unlikely ... he said he was cementing it over.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2011, 07:31:36 PM
Wasn't he also doing something puter related  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2011, 07:31:57 PM
He is on my bingo card ,........... 8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2011, 07:39:37 PM
Wait ............the ladies volley-ball is on  rubschin:  LL is away .........Baldy has been quiet ........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2011, 07:40:52 PM
and they didn't invite you like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 07:44:39 PM
Ladies Beach Volleyball is my favourite sport  Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 21, 2011, 07:48:06 PM
and they didn't invite you like  rubschin:

I didn't give him a pass    noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2011, 07:51:18 PM
Sensible woman  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 21, 2011, 07:54:08 PM
absolutely.  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 08:01:10 PM
But his interest in sport should be encouraged. It's healthy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2011, 08:02:45 PM
But his interest in sport should be encouraged. It's healthy

Exactly ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 09:30:47 PM
But his interest in sport should be encouraged. It's healthy

Exactly ....... whistle:

In plain English like, and without  mincing yer werds, what you really nmean is...Exactly, top totty tit bum and general wummanly bits bobs and giblets  wobblin'and bouncin' around type stuff like watching, yes? ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2011, 09:35:54 PM
But his interest in sport should be encouraged. It's healthy

Exactly ....... whistle:

In plain English like, and without  mincing yer werds, what you really nmean is...Exactly, top totty tit bum and general wummanly bits bobs and giblets  wobblin'and bouncin' around type stuff like watching, yes? ::)

Yep............and beer ,.....all on the beach........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 09:42:27 PM
But his interest in sport should be encouraged. It's healthy

Exactly ....... whistle:

In plain English like, and without  mincing yer werds, what you really nmean is...Exactly, top totty tit bum and general wummanly bits bobs and giblets  wobblin'and bouncin' around type stuff like watching, yes? ::)

Yep............and beer ,.....all on the beach........ cloud9:

Sounds perfectly normal and healthy to me too tbh, and should be encouraged  at all costs. cloud9:

Any vids of what you've been watching today then by any small chance, just for pure research and common interest  purposes like. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2011, 12:09:37 AM
Wait ............the ladies volley-ball is on  rubschin:  LL is away .........Baldy has been quiet ........

Sorry to say that I have been werking, BM looks like he has been lapping it all up on his own.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2011, 12:35:12 AM
Wait ............the ladies volley-ball is on  rubschin:  LL is away .........Baldy has been quiet ........

Sorry to say that I have been werking, BM looks like he has been lapping it all up on his own.  cussing:

Werking ........... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2011, 12:40:31 AM
Wait ............the ladies volley-ball is on  rubschin:  LL is away .........Baldy has been quiet ........

Sorry to say that I have been werking, BM looks like he has been lapping it all up on his own.  cussing:

Werking ........... eeek:

Yes, quite frightening to be honest. I was in Larnaca at 6:45 this morning!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2011, 12:41:38 AM
Are you up for werk early like or going to bed ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2011, 12:45:38 AM
Just woke up after knackering meself out like.

No proper werk today, just hopefully going to pick up some dosh.  cloud9:

Then a weekend on the lash looks favourite, it could get messy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2011, 12:47:07 AM
Just woke up after knackering meself out like.

No proper werk today, just hopefully going to pick up some dosh.  cloud9:

Then a weekend on the lash looks favourite, it could get messy.

Hey drinks on you .......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2011, 12:50:37 AM
As long as I get paid...... no problem.

They want me to start another project on Tuesday, this werk stuff can interfere with your drinking career you know!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2011, 12:55:10 AM
As long as I get paid...... no problem.

They want me to start another project on Tuesday, this werk stuff can interfere with your drinking career you know!

There are missing posters up for you in a few bars............ ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2011, 12:59:58 AM
My belly thinks my throat has been cut. If I do not get some practise in soon I will have to become an apprentice drinker all over again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 22, 2011, 06:15:19 AM
My electric went off for all of five seconds this morning. I felt the Cyprus contingent's pain. To paraphrase the Queen mum, "I feel I can look Cyprus in the eye"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 22, 2011, 07:13:44 AM
That will be JOM's excuse to go off and watch some beach volleyball then  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2011, 07:55:22 AM
..........also the old man may be sleeping now ....

I know the problem.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 22, 2011, 04:45:44 PM
Why go to Cyprus when  I can just go to London  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics/article-2017273/LONDON-2012-Horse-Guards-Parade-beach-volleyball-test.html)

I had 40 tonnes of sand delivered today for emergencies  rubschin:  I could set up a competition  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2011, 04:56:18 PM
I can referee and check their particulars and stuff angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 22, 2011, 05:27:17 PM
That's what we need, willing helpers, prepared to be hands on like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2011, 05:28:31 PM
I am all set and ready, sir  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2011, 06:08:05 AM
Just me in here then. Everybody must be either in bed, at the beach, or at the post office to collect their genny  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2011, 06:08:53 AM
It's great to be noticed  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2011, 06:10:09 AM
Ooh, I didn't hear you coming
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2011, 06:11:12 AM
 lol:

I faked my arrival
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2011, 06:17:21 AM
I'll set 'em up, you hit 'em  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2011, 06:20:08 AM
Be my pleasure  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2011, 06:24:45 AM
I'm here now ~ finally got the internet back .... I go down to the cellar and do the daily back-up now.

Bloody BT  cussing:

I got up at five to do it before you all arrived  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2011, 06:27:05 AM
Your efforts will be recognised and acknowledged at the annual VP awards  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2011, 06:32:56 AM
I'm back ......... You should see the mess down there. Loads of  spider: Even some  char062 nasty looking ones  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2011, 06:39:24 AM
Blow those cobwebs away dear boy or the girlies will never go downstairs  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2011, 06:43:13 AM
There is a portrait of BM down there ...... it looks as if he is about 100!   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2011, 06:49:45 AM
Is it one of Freudian slips' ? Could be worth money now  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2011, 06:57:47 AM
Blow those cobwebs away dear boy or the girlies will never go downstairs  lol:

I've been dusting  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2011, 07:01:01 AM
Is it one of Freudian slips' ? Could be worth money now  rubschin:


I was thinking more Dorian Grey  ::)

Quote
The novel tells of a young man named Dorian Gray, the subject of a painting by artist Basil Hallward. Basil is impressed by Dorian's beauty and becomes infatuated with him, believing his beauty is responsible for a new mode in his art. Dorian meets Lord Henry Wotton, a friend of Basil's, and becomes enthralled by Lord Henry's world view. Espousing a new hedonism, Lord Henry suggests the only things worth pursuing in life are beauty and fulfillment of the senses. Realizing that one day his beauty will fade, Dorian (whimsically) expresses a desire to sell his soul to ensure the portrait Basil has painted would age rather than himself. Dorian's wish is fulfilled, plunging him into debauched acts. The portrait serves as a reminder of the effect each act has upon his soul, with each sin displayed as a disfigurement of his form, or through a sign of aging.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 12:37:00 PM
Got leccy for once ................and nobody here.......... Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2011, 01:09:56 PM
Got leccy for once ................and nobody here.......... Banghead

I'm here!  ;D

Oh I see... when you said 'nobody...'  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 01:11:17 PM
Got leccy for once ................and nobody here.......... Banghead

I'm here!  ;D

Oh I see... when you said 'nobody...'  sad24:

Yeah now .........................anyhoo off the bed to kill this hangover ........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2011, 01:32:09 PM
Got leccy for once ................and nobody here.......... Banghead

I'm here!  ;D

Oh I see... when you said 'nobody...'  sad24:

Yeah now .........................anyhoo off the bed  to kill this hangover ........

Presumably that means you are that bladdered that you reckon you're gonna fall out of bed, twat yer 'ed and die, thus killing one burd and a apc all in one go!
Bloody genious! happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 01:39:54 PM
No, still pissed from last night ...............free booze sounds like a good idea but....... noooo:


4 bars later and a house full of people at 5 am ...........is not a good idea ......

(not to self not 21 anymore)........... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2011, 01:54:44 PM
No, still pissed from last night ...............free booze sounds like a good idea but....... noooo:


4 bars later and a house full of people at 5 am ...........is not a good idea ......

(not to self not 21 anymore)...........  surrender:

Yup. I discovered the same 'ere about 7 years ago and have hardly touched alchohol ever since tbh.

Fell off me bike on the way home from a party, and then fell down the stairs smashing a newly installed cuboard en route an hour later on me way to the bog...turned right instead of left.

Woke up everyone and even the next door neighbour apparently. whistle:
NEVER been forgiven, and absolutely no one ever gave a flying fuck about my scarred and battered  face  arms and legs.
All I got was "when are you going to clean up all the dried bllood off everything you utter disgrace?" eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2011, 01:56:27 PM
Never again ...............till tonight .. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 23, 2011, 02:39:53 PM
I'm werking, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2011, 05:17:12 PM
No, still pissed from last night ...............free booze sounds like a good idea but....... noooo:


4 bars later and a house full of people at 5 am ...........is not a good idea ......

(not to self not 21 anymore)...........  surrender:

Yup. I discovered the same 'ere about 7 years ago and have hardly touched alchohol ever since tbh.

Fell off me bike on the way home from a party, and then fell down the stairs smashing a newly installed cuboard en route an hour later on me way to the bog...turned right instead of left.

Woke up everyone and even the next door neighbour apparently. whistle:
NEVER been forgiven, and absolutely no one ever gave a flying fuck about my scarred and battered  face  arms and legs.
All I got was "when are you going to clean up all the dried bllood off everything you utter disgrace?" eeek:

Was the cupboard OK  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 23, 2011, 07:29:40 PM
I bought it, I assembled it, so it was MINE, OK?

No. It was turned into matchwood after I'd hit it at the bottom of the stairs, but more importantly, I had quite severe cuts and bruising to me 'ed, and everyone was asking the following week if I'd been in a punch up, what with all the limpin' and stuff too.

No bastard bloody cared or cares though, miserable munters.  Banghead

 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2011, 07:41:44 PM
Pity about the cupboard  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2011, 04:36:56 AM
I was relaxing in the Pissouri Picture Palace* with cold beer...  cloud9:










* formerly known as The Minema
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2011, 05:07:34 AM
I was relaxing in the Pissouri Picture Palace* with cold beer...  cloud9:










* formerly known as The Minema

Posh git.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2011, 05:10:51 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 24, 2011, 05:52:02 AM
I was relaxing in the Piss Poor Pissouri Picture Palace* with cold beer...  cloud9:

 whistle:










* formerly known as The Minema
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2011, 05:57:41 AM
I was relaxing in the Piss Poor Pissouri Picture Palace* with cold beer...  cloud9:

 whistle:










* formerly known as The Minema

 evil:

Least I can werk the quote system tho!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 24, 2011, 06:01:34 AM
Bollocks!  redface:  I'm not halfway down the first cup of coffee yet
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2011, 06:02:08 AM
Bollocks!  redface:  I'm not halfway down the first cup of coffee yet

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2011, 07:16:19 AM
Have you doubled the price of the tickets now you have been re-branded ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2011, 07:19:48 AM
Yes, they have risen to a dizzying 2p.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2011, 01:04:02 PM
Where is everyone ........... rubschin:

oh well help myself to a drink.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2011, 01:37:24 PM
Where is everyone ........... rubschin:

oh well help myself to a drink.......

Mind you don't step on Snoopys ear.

He is usually asleep under the bar at this time after drinking all the drip-trays
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2011, 01:52:24 PM
Where is everyone ........... rubschin:

oh well help myself to a drink.......

The sun is out as am I  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2011, 01:55:25 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2011, 02:34:49 PM
Don't worry Snoops - I haven't offended anybody.

Was over at my friends garden having lunch and putting the world to rights before she goes off on holiday tomorrow. She is in a disgustingly good mood  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 24, 2011, 03:45:41 PM
Luverlee weather here can't afford to miss out on it so I am heading gardenward in a minute or so.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 24, 2011, 04:32:09 PM
Tis a booot-eeee-fuel afternoon/evening here too.

SWWLTBO has been in the garden whilst I have, unfortunately, been stuck to me keyboard meeting a deadline. (Still I did sneak out fishing early this morning)

I can't understand the kids tho'. When I was a nipper I'd have been out of the house the minute the sun shone but they have been (x2) paying on the Wii and 1 skulking in his bedroom on line all bloody day. What a waste.   noooo:

I shall remind them the next time they are complaining that it is raining  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2011, 04:36:02 PM
Sad. The Boy wants evermore electro toys which I refuse to buy for him. He hates me for this as it is "unfair". I still recall him having fun with mud and sticks and building tree houses and stuff. Long may it continue
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 24, 2011, 05:49:21 PM
Luverlee weather here can't afford to miss out on it so I am heading gardenward in a minute or so.

I have been doing the same for the whole weekend but in my garden, not yours. Yesterday was interesting, while gardening and soaking up some rays, they had a Polish wedding on outside which included Polish musicians and a troupe of Polish dancers, great sounds, great sight and they partied till 0200hr's. An enjoyable weekend  happy088
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2011, 05:56:21 PM
Excellent, not daft game boys for them then!!  cloud9:

All legs, music and dancing. Oh, and voddy and boobs, of course. And wilies (Equal Opps division shouts at me)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 24, 2011, 06:36:07 PM
http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/torn.html (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/torn.html)


then

http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/stairs.html (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/stairs.html)

 noooo:  happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 24, 2011, 06:48:25 PM
http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/torn.html (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/torn.html)


then

http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/stairs.html (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/stairs.html)

 noooo:  happy100
Is that the same **** that used to give me loads of grief in another world some time ago? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 24, 2011, 06:53:24 PM
http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/torn.html (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/torn.html)


then

http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/stairs.html (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/stairs.html)

 noooo:  happy100
Is that the same **** that used to give me loads of grief in another world some time ago? rubschin:

Yup. Different now though - and - the Affs is back!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 24, 2011, 10:13:45 PM
http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/torn.html (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/torn.html)


then

http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/stairs.html (http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/07/stairs.html)

 noooo:  happy100
Is that the same **** that used to give me loads of grief in another world some time ago? rubschin:

Yup. Different now though - and - the Affs is back!

Really?
Why do I keep thinking about Leopards then? rubschin:
Him and two others from.... 'the other world' ....are one of the reasons I generally hate and distrust most sheeple now. evil:

Affs was great iirc. and never gave me trouble.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 29, 2011, 10:53:11 AM
Quiet in here today.

Everybody buggered off for the weekend?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 29, 2011, 10:55:17 AM
 noooo:

Werking  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2011, 10:56:30 AM
noooo:

Werking  sad24:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020001/Cyberslackers-Civil-Service-Officials-make-tens-thousands-web-visits-taxpayers-time-money.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020001/Cyberslackers-Civil-Service-Officials-make-tens-thousands-web-visits-taxpayers-time-money.html)

 whistle:

Sorry Miss D, I couldn't resist.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on July 29, 2011, 10:57:51 AM
noooo:

Werking  sad24:

Snap
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 29, 2011, 04:02:03 PM
I've been working too. I must have been one of the few at our place. When I went to aitch quarters cue the car park was near empty. I reckon somebody walked in dressed as a Norwegian copper just beforehand like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2011, 12:42:23 PM
Have I got to start a load of "where is.........."   for everyone ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 30, 2011, 12:45:31 PM
I am here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 01:27:01 PM
I am shopping for holiday things  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 30, 2011, 02:48:04 PM
I am packing.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 02:49:49 PM
I bet you're a minimalist packer aren't you ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 30, 2011, 02:51:48 PM
Oh yes. It's a shorts and t-shirts holiday anyway.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 02:54:53 PM
So 7 or 14 days ?....I need to keep the records accurate  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 30, 2011, 02:55:17 PM
10
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 30, 2011, 02:59:15 PM
Holiday reading...

Stalingrad, Antony Beevor

Starter for Ten and One Day, David Nicholls

 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 03:02:01 PM
10

Always the awkward sausage aintcha  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 30, 2011, 04:27:49 PM
I bin listening to de cricket.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 04:31:47 PM
I am shredding 6 months worth of paperwork   eeek:

I am creating much mess and just after The Brat hoovered up yesterday so I've just been informed  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2011, 08:20:20 PM
Stalingrad is excellent
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2011, 08:56:59 PM
Stalingrad is excellent

A bit nippy in winter
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 30, 2011, 10:07:58 PM
Stalingrad is excellent

A bit nippy in winter

I think you will find that it is Japan that is a 'bit nippy' Stalingrad is a bit freeze your bollockoff in winter.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 31, 2011, 03:25:53 AM
I've been werking, like. The allocators at work are top geezers - made sure I saw my brother's flight in - I put the steps on and they came out. Lots of tears all round. I took their bags in the car I had been given and personally gave them to bruv+wife+nephew in baggage reclaim. Went back to the crew room and they sent me straight home so I could be with them in the house I let get burgled. Lots of tears still going on.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 05:22:00 AM
You didn't 'let it get burgled' .... noooo: They would have got in whether you opened the door or not. Do not blame yourself Mr  noooo:

Whilst the loss of possessions and damage is upsetting it could have been far worse. Things can be replaced and fixed ...I'm sure they feel dreadful you went through such an experience - that's not so easy to forget.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 05:24:46 AM
Wot she said.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2011, 05:26:58 AM
You didn't 'let it get burgled' .... noooo: They would have got in whether you opened the door or not. Do not blame yourself Mr  noooo:

Whilst the loss possessions and damage is upsetting it could have been far worse. Things can be replaced and fixed ...I'm sure they feel dreadful you went through such an experience - that's not so easy to forget.

Then you have to explain the train incident. Just blame Miss D.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 05:31:17 AM
I'll take the flack I don't mind  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2011, 05:44:01 AM
I hate to admit it, but it is a lot less dangerous to go out for a drink with BM than other VP members.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 05:47:10 AM
 lol:

I have offered to meet Pastis for a birthday lunch ( his birthday ) next week - funnily enough he seems to be checking diary dates  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2011, 05:49:37 AM
lol:

I have offered to meet Pastis for a birthday lunch ( his birthday ) next week - funnily enough he seems to be checking diary dates  rubschin:

Wonder why?

I am orf to a pub near apc very shortly. I was going to call him but I expect he will not be awake for the next 8/10 hours or so.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 05:53:09 AM
There's optimistic and then there's down right delusional  lol:

It's a Sunday and still in the a.m ...I'm not a betting wumman but even I would wager hooge amounts of money that the chances of the eyelids being in the open position would be nil  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2011, 05:55:46 AM
Unless he is still out from last night, but prolly his eyes might not be too open if that is the case.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 05:57:50 AM
lol:

I have offered to meet Pastis for a birthday lunch ( his birthday ) next week - funnily enough he seems to be checking diary dates  rubschin:


More likely checking railway time tables I should think.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 05:59:08 AM
Oooh could I get a new serial killer name like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2011, 06:01:20 AM
Oooh could I get a new serial killer name like  rubschin:

Bingo Card Killer Bitch? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 06:01:42 AM
Oooh could I get a new serial killer name like  rubschin:

Miss De'Ath ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 06:17:16 AM
Oooh could I get a new serial killer name like  rubschin:

Bingo Card Killer Bitch? rubschin:

Have you ever been told you are too sensitive ?  happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2011, 10:24:11 AM
Unless he is still out from last night, but prolly his eyes might not be too open if that is the case.
I am up ..........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 10:25:26 AM
I am up ..........

Does she know?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2011, 10:48:28 PM
I am up ..........

Does she know?  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 01, 2011, 12:08:10 AM
where is you all?....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F24kkrawp0%2Fempty_bar.jpg&hash=c7d99b648feffee78e61cf6f14178460b8be2701) (http://postimage.org/image/24kkrawp0/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 01, 2011, 04:38:11 AM
Keeping sensible hours  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2011, 10:42:29 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2011, 11:27:24 AM
oi .............just back from the pub ................Snoopy could be right ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 01, 2011, 11:29:20 AM
Trying to work from home , without interruptions from she who is moping every 5 minutes  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 01, 2011, 12:49:54 PM
Trying to work from home , without interruptions from she who is moping every 5 minutes  evil:

             BM has been mop-ing .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 01, 2011, 12:51:19 PM
But he is better now .... lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2011, 01:12:17 PM
Where is everyone .................where is Snoopy......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 03, 2011, 01:25:36 PM
Shit hitting fans here  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 03, 2011, 01:33:49 PM
I need a drink ...where is Snoopy by the way ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2011, 01:35:25 PM
I need a drink ...where is Snoopy by the way ?

Having a pre-pub beer........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2011, 02:33:42 PM
A very pleasant trip out and a pub lunch in Lincoln  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 03, 2011, 03:35:17 PM
A very pleasant trip out and a pub lunch in Lincoln  cloud9:

With 1/50th of a bike for company. lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2011, 03:37:15 PM
Growler is an furry mong  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 11, 2011, 06:53:27 PM
Where is everyone?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 06:55:12 PM
Was soaking my weary , gym ravaged limbs  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2011, 06:57:30 PM
My wibs hurt  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 06:59:30 PM
Maybe you should give yourself another injury to take your mind off it like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 07:00:27 PM
The Brat has a boy in her room - but she asked permission first this time  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2011, 07:01:50 PM
The Brat has a boy in her room - but she asked permission first this time  eeek:

WHat are they doing?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 11, 2011, 07:02:34 PM
Well, my stitches are out and normal handsomeness has returned. The outside of my head is now fine, but inside is more knocked about than ever. It's a funny old world.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 07:05:01 PM
The Brat has a boy in her room - but she asked permission first this time  eeek:

WHat are they doing?  Popcorn:

Playing on the X box from what I could hear from the bath ( which is next door to her room)  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2011, 07:08:40 PM
The Brat has a boy in her room - but she asked permission first this time  eeek:

WHat are they doing?  Popcorn:

Playing on the X box from what I could hear from the bath ( which is next door to her room)  whistle:


AArrghhhh  too many jokes ........... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 11, 2011, 07:10:08 PM
TMR "suitor vetting" services are available at extremely reasonable rates.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
 lol:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2011, 07:16:23 PM
They prolly have the X box on some sort of loop and are busy snogging with tongues  noooo:


And stuff  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2011, 07:20:51 PM
This is all too disgusterous to contemplate ... I shall continue to catch up on the last episode of The Hour  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 07:21:42 PM
Tis a good episode Pastis ...some shagging and nudity  ;)

As for snogging ...they are talking too much for that  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2011, 07:25:00 PM
Surprised the poor spotty yoof can get a werd in edgeways noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 07:29:19 PM
Well, my stitches are out and normal handsomeness has returned. The outside of my head is now fine, but inside is more knocked about than ever. It's a funny old world.

Not funny ha ha though unfortunately   noooo:

Wear the protective outer shell suit ...might help  ;)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2011, 09:03:17 PM
Very quiet tonight ............. rubschin:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 09:03:57 PM
Surprised the poor spotty yoof can get a werd in edgeways noooo:

Spotty oik  knocked on my bedroom door ....I was sorting through some clothes

I said it was ok to come in and he just opened door and said " Thank you Mrs Brat's mum for letting me visit tonight , hope you have a good trip "  eeek:

Far too polite  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2011, 09:09:42 PM
Surprised the poor spotty yoof can get a werd in edgeways noooo:

Spotty oik  knocked on my bedroom door ....I was sorting through some clothes

I said it was ok to come in and he just opened door and said " Thank you Mrs Brat's mum for letting me visit tonight , hope you have a good trip "  eeek:

Far too polite  lol:

Voyeur ........... rubschin:................trying on clothes ..... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 09:11:45 PM
No , not trying on ,sorting out ...trying listening when wimmin are speaking  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2011, 09:14:44 PM
No , not trying on ,sorting out ...trying listening when wimmin are speaking  whistle:

WOT............. lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2011, 09:17:14 PM
This gunked up male poorly ear syndrome must be spreading  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2011, 09:18:10 PM
This gunked up male poorly ear syndrome must be spreading  whistle:

Wot................. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2011, 10:11:47 PM
getting lonely in here ......... sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2011, 05:03:38 AM
Aaaaah diddums  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 14, 2011, 09:24:49 PM
That music youve been playing seems to have brought a coach party in. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 15, 2011, 01:43:48 AM
Been werking like. Finished now though. Got paid 2 hrs overtime for staying on an extra 38 minutes. Corking!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2011, 04:26:27 PM
Where is everyone ............is it gubbed ......... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 16, 2011, 05:14:03 PM
Er ... no    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 16, 2011, 05:33:35 PM
^^^ Wot he said like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 16, 2011, 06:27:52 PM
I'm werking, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2011, 01:08:09 PM
Bit quiet today...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 01:09:02 PM
I am bizzy having an e mail argument with some daft bint from the Daily Express  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 22, 2011, 01:09:30 PM
I'm at werk, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 22, 2011, 01:28:05 PM
I'm at home.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 01:29:05 PM
ANd now I am packing for my trip to London  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 22, 2011, 01:29:24 PM
I'm decorating.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2011, 03:10:28 PM
I was out in Larnaca...

Have you all been behaving yourselves....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 03:13:45 PM
Going out for "dinner" later  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 22, 2011, 03:14:16 PM
Oh noes yes. angel1

I have been in the garden weeding and picking beans.  A trip to the local hostelry might have intervened at about 2 but other than that bizzy bizzy bizzy. angel1

Nick is going out for dinner with Jim later. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 03:15:07 PM
SHe lives  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2011, 03:15:57 PM
Going out for "dinner" later  eyes:

Another blind date...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 03:16:46 PM
Injun  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 22, 2011, 05:23:28 PM
I am bizzy having an e mail argument with some daft bint from the Daily Express  angel1

Have they linked you to Princess Diana's death  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 05:29:15 PM
It is the Royal Correspondent! SHe is an idiot
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 22, 2011, 05:30:48 PM
Our council has just revoked these bylaws which date from 1894 to 1935 -

(1) No person shall play tipcat or any offensive or dangerous game in such a manner as to cause obstruction or danger (Tipcat is an early form of rounders played with a sharpened stick instead of a ball)

(2) The person having control of a steam-powered whirligig will bring it to a standstill if a person becomes ill

(3) If two or more people wilfully jostle or annoy any foot passengers, each such person shall be guilty of an offence

(4) No person shall to the inconvenience or danger of passengers carry a bag of soot in the street

(5) Domestic servants should register with the council

(6) No person shall bathe in a river within 200 yards of public place without wearing a dress

(7) Orange peel or other dangerous substances shall not be thrown in a public place

(8) No person shall sing in any public place within 100 yards of any place of public worship

(9) No person shall convey along any street the undressed carcass of any animal or any offensive offal

(10) Spitting on the wall of a public carriage is prohibited
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2011, 05:33:27 PM
Time to have some fun  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2011, 11:31:56 PM
Get the beers in tightwad!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 23, 2011, 03:07:18 PM
Time to have some fun  :thumbsup:

Bags I number 9. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2011, 03:10:35 PM
Time to have some fun  :thumbsup:

If you are going to try number 1 can we have some warning please, you playing with a sharpened piece of wood can't end well for the victims spectators.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2011, 03:40:36 PM
Time to have some fun  :thumbsup:

Bags I number 9. eveilgrin:

Offensive offal.... is that Nick's cat?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2011, 04:35:59 PM
Has anybody found my bag of soot?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2011, 05:07:34 PM
Has anybody found my bag of soot?

We put it in the tea this morning...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2011, 08:11:27 PM
Has anybody found my bag of soot?

We put it in the tea this morning...  redface:

I wonder why nobody noticed?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2011, 12:40:27 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 24, 2011, 12:44:01 PM
I'm werking, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2011, 12:44:23 PM
I was smashing stuff...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 24, 2011, 01:37:01 PM
Busy ...... Looks like you'll just have to play with yourself  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2011, 01:39:32 PM
Busy ...... Looks like you'll just have to play with yourself  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2011, 01:41:53 PM
Busy ...... Looks like you'll just have to play with yourself  whistle:

 evil:

Won't Miss T play with you...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 24, 2011, 03:52:53 PM
Play Miss T for me


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F12y0cs2is%2Fclint.jpg&hash=b40a2cb4ed429bf8848a6dcb867e8799769c45c1) (http://postimage.org/image/12y0cs2is/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2011, 03:55:47 PM
Play Miss T for me


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F12y0cs2is%2Fclint.jpg&hash=b40a2cb4ed429bf8848a6dcb867e8799769c45c1) (http://postimage.org/image/12y0cs2is/)

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2011, 04:14:10 PM
Play Miss T for me


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F12y0cs2is%2Fclint.jpg&hash=b40a2cb4ed429bf8848a6dcb867e8799769c45c1) (http://postimage.org/image/12y0cs2is/)

 happy001 happy001 happy001

 happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 02, 2011, 11:49:53 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi51.tinypic.com%2F10pztj6.gif&hash=1f6c4b12752febe8a1423d56b312f51ddeb68dd5)...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 05, 2011, 01:10:45 PM
Wot happened to everyone ............... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2011, 01:15:51 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fr9.fodey.com%2F2174%2Fe89aedc4e6984369b3e388118391056a.0.gif&hash=e04589effb869069971c5a85415eb5253b75ec76) (http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/talking_owl.asp)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 06, 2011, 01:16:42 PM
I'm werkin' like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 06, 2011, 01:53:33 PM
Busy ...... Looks like you'll just have to play with yourself  whistle:

 evil:

Won't Miss T play with you...? Shrugs:

 noooo:   sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2011, 03:21:06 PM
Busy ...... Looks like you'll just have to play with yourself  whistle:

 evil:

Won't Miss T play with you...? Shrugs:

 noooo:   sick2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2011, 06:20:22 PM
Busy ...... Looks like you'll just have to play with yourself  whistle:

 evil:

Won't Miss T play with you...? Shrugs:

 noooo:   sick2:

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2011, 06:23:58 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fr9.fodey.com%2F2174%2F68d5f15e153043a5b87fb6dcfe5d436d.0.gif&hash=834a86eddef56e84b0f635b2adaff87659a11d60) (http://www.fodey.com/generators/animated/talking_owl.asp)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2011, 03:26:40 PM
What did I say...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 10, 2011, 11:23:17 PM
empty bar indeed, how sad and empty is my life? all alone..... sad24:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2011, 04:52:49 AM
empty bar indeed, how sad and empty is my life? all alone..... sad24:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2011, 05:39:28 AM
empty bar indeed, how sad and empty is my life? all alone..... sad24:

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A tenner says the guests know how to use the quote function  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2011, 05:43:45 AM
empty bar indeed, how sad and empty is my life? all alone..... sad24:

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A tenner says the guests know how to use the quote function  point:

 doh:

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2011, 05:49:14 AM

User    Time    Action
Online miss Tchevious    12:20:51 AM    Viewing Who's Online.
Guest    12:20:31 AM    Viewing the topic Marzipan corner.


I would imagine the guest has been back many times since to see the  Marzipan Corner thread  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5153.msg109460#msg109460) on the Petrol Head board  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2011, 05:56:00 AM

User    Time    Action
Online miss Tchevious    12:20:51 AM    Viewing Who's Online.
Guest    12:20:31 AM    Viewing the topic Marzipan corner.


I would imagine the guest has been back many times since to see the  Marzipan Corner thread  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5153.msg109460#msg109460) on the Petrol Head board  noooo:

Nick then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2011, 09:54:48 AM
I would imagine the guest has been back many times since to see the  Marzipan Corner thread  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=5153.msg109460#msg109460) on the Petrol Head board  noooo:

Well it is a classic.

Modesty forbids me from drawing attention to my own small contribution of course.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 22, 2011, 11:59:02 AM
 tunble:.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2011, 12:50:47 PM
I was filling-in gaps like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 22, 2011, 12:59:58 PM
I'm at werk, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2011, 01:01:58 PM
I have been here all along ~ 'cept when I was in the bog like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2011, 01:45:49 PM
I am here , there and everywhere  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2011, 02:01:45 PM
I am here , there and everywhere  ;D

Omnipotence

 worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2011, 02:11:21 PM
Omnipresence?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 22, 2011, 02:18:04 PM
Omnidirectional  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2011, 02:18:41 PM
Omnipresence?  whistle:
You can't have one without the other.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 22, 2011, 02:20:09 PM
OMO  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 22, 2011, 05:03:51 PM
OMG, I was here like


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 22, 2011, 05:12:44 PM
OMG, I was here like


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fgobqpqck%2FDSCN0006.jpg&hash=596833700dd925f4923e31660a6492adeaf60563) (http://postimage.org/image/gobqpqck/)

You are a fallen tree?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 22, 2011, 06:02:29 PM
I am here , there and everywhere  ;D

Share my earworm...  cloud9:

Paul McCartney - Here,There And Everywhere (live!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcTQC_vhwT4#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 22, 2011, 06:20:30 PM
Err no thanks if it's all the same to you.

Been to see a cardiac nurse today, two hours of my life that I will never get back.  The building I had to attend is a library/gym/restaurant. shrugs:

Since my return I have been trying to get my head around this...
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/78739102/Green-Incubator-Business-Plan (http://www.docstoc.com/docs/78739102/Green-Incubator-Business-Plan)

My mind has been boggled. Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 22, 2011, 08:13:40 PM
OMG, I was here like


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Is that the Road to Nowhere?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 22, 2011, 08:23:39 PM
Only once you hit the tree.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on September 22, 2011, 08:58:40 PM
Well...its is Septimber...hat, coat
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2011, 05:35:40 AM
OMG, I was here like


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2Fgobqpqck%2FDSCN0006.jpg&hash=596833700dd925f4923e31660a6492adeaf60563) (http://postimage.org/image/gobqpqck/)

Is that the Road to Nowhere?  rubschin:

Is this the All New Earworm thread now then...?  evil:

Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPQcnjlwtE4#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 23, 2011, 07:37:35 AM
Err no thanks if it's all the same to you.

Been to see a cardiac nurse today, two hours of my life that I will never get back.  The building I had to attend is a library/gym/restaurant. shrugs:

Since my return I have been trying to get my head around this...
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/78739102/Green-Incubator-Business-Plan (http://www.docstoc.com/docs/78739102/Green-Incubator-Business-Plan)

My mind has been boggled. Snoopysick:

Is this a penance or something?
Been a bad gerl?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2011, 07:44:51 AM
Since my return I have been trying to get my head around this...
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/78739102/Green-Incubator-Business-Plan (http://www.docstoc.com/docs/78739102/Green-Incubator-Business-Plan)

My mind has been boggled. Snoopysick:

Is Yorkshire blighted by a mountain of non-recycled bicycles?

I thought at first it was a light-hearted template for an application to con money out of the EEC, but I fear it may be real.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 23, 2011, 08:25:48 AM
You are correct DS it is real although that beggars belief.  As you say, re-cycling bicycles, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Although I did see a news item yesterday where a young man rigged up a barrel on the back of a bike which then rotated as he cycled thus when filled with water, soap powder and dirty kecks did his washing for him. I feel a cunning plan coming on.... rubschin:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2011, 11:49:03 AM
You are correct DS it is real although that beggars belief.  As you say, re-cycling bicycles, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Although I did see a news item yesterday where a young man rigged up a barrel on the back of a bike which then rotated as he cycled thus when filled with water, soap powder and dirty kecks did his washing for him. I feel a cunning plan coming on.... rubschin:

Growler could make a whole set of appliances for his 'ut like that.

Neat idea
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2011, 12:24:03 PM
Wot happened ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 24, 2011, 02:14:49 PM
Gardening done. What's next  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2011, 04:23:37 PM
Wot happened ............. rubschin:

To what or whom?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 04:43:57 PM
Gardening done. What's next  rubschin:

Plonk time? Arse and liquid. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 24, 2011, 05:05:49 PM
The bear got it right  :thumbsup:  Are you tele-pathetic  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 08, 2011, 08:23:22 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 08, 2011, 08:24:26 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sport001.gif&hash=0c2367f37b7c353df02f4b86ab724e723bf50b79) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2011, 08:24:31 PM
Collapso and Star Trek here  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 08, 2011, 08:25:59 PM
scrumpy and 8 ball quick fire pool here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 08, 2011, 08:42:55 PM
Cobra and pocket billiards  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 09, 2011, 02:07:34 PM
All very quiet today........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 09, 2011, 02:10:10 PM
I'm at werk, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 09, 2011, 03:18:17 PM
I have been on kitchen duties for hours.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 03:46:36 PM
Job application  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 09, 2011, 04:11:39 PM
Tell us more.... Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 04:12:27 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2011, 04:30:06 PM
Bin out for lunch
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2011, 04:43:35 PM
Been out to the torture chamber and had to collapse on the sofa  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 04:53:51 PM
You need a cuddle eyes: eyes: eyes:


Pity Pirate is so far away noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2011, 05:00:33 PM
I need a massage more like......for at least half an hour  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 05:15:04 PM
 :sex023:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2011, 05:16:16 PM
I'd do it but X Factor's on in a while. A man has to have priorities  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 09, 2011, 05:46:27 PM
I was paddling.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2011, 05:50:13 PM
I'd do it but X Factor's on in a while. A man has to have priorities  whistle:

You are sick, very , very sick  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2011, 05:59:09 PM
Well I told you that  doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 09, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
JOM has been hacking you know.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2011, 10:54:26 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2011, 11:03:03 AM
Werking like ........  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2011, 11:45:59 AM
Had a lie-in .... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2011, 11:53:10 AM
Hugging Me-Mi...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2011, 12:03:49 PM
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/40452-car-sex-man-enjoys-sex-with-cars (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/40452-car-sex-man-enjoys-sex-with-cars) noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2011, 12:32:21 PM
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/40452-car-sex-man-enjoys-sex-with-cars (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/40452-car-sex-man-enjoys-sex-with-cars) noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2011, 11:34:56 AM
Is it free drinks .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2011, 11:43:23 AM
There is no such thing as a free lunch or free drinks.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2011, 12:04:56 PM
Well BM has vanished so let's party!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 14, 2011, 12:22:01 PM
Isn't BM away with LL for a couple of days  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2011, 12:23:08 PM
That poor wumman  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2011, 12:35:40 PM
Isn't BM away with LL for a couple of days  eyes:
Or the hole weak whole week?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2011, 12:56:13 PM
Back on Sunday morning.

Meanwhile I am in charge  happy002
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 14, 2011, 01:12:50 PM
Go wild Snoops - we won't tell  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2011, 01:13:15 PM
Back on Sunday morning.

Meanwhile I am in charge  happy002

 worthy:

Have some soggy crisps and some more bitter in your ashtray.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2011, 01:21:11 PM
You are leading me as(h)tray  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2011, 01:26:43 PM
You are leading me as(h)tray  razz:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Top me up on the slate, there's a good chap.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2011, 01:29:07 PM
Large Talisker was it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2011, 01:32:23 PM
Large Talisker was it?

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 14, 2011, 05:21:07 PM
Is it free drinks .......... rubschin:

Why would we get free drinks because BM is bonking his car? Unless it is a form of bribery to keep us quiet like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2011, 07:34:43 PM
Don't ask difficult questions Miss C ~ just drink up and have another





Psst You'll be wanting copies of the pictures of the car sex sessions no doubt
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2011, 11:50:38 AM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2011, 11:54:38 AM
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Now that I just cannot believe  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 21, 2011, 11:58:47 AM
The pinny was a bit too much wasn't it ?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2011, 12:50:16 PM
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You are supposed to dance with the mop the other way up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 21, 2011, 01:32:26 PM
I was painting like... all finished now tho....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 21, 2011, 01:35:47 PM
I have been conversing with my editor  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2011, 02:14:26 PM
Bit quiet today....................... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2011, 02:22:42 PM
Bit quiet today....................... rubschin:

Make a noise then!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 23, 2011, 02:47:11 PM
Been watching Man U getting stuffed.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2011, 12:41:59 AM
Just me n Miss D then........... eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2011, 07:25:19 AM
He's been sleep posting again  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on October 24, 2011, 07:30:56 AM
Wet dream prolly...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2011, 07:36:21 AM
Ewwww!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2011, 08:10:30 AM
He was dry humping his pillow again  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2011, 10:49:05 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 24, 2011, 10:52:02 AM
I'll be at werk in an hour, like. Could be the last week  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2011, 10:54:07 AM
When will you know ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 24, 2011, 10:56:21 AM
When will you know ?

Prolly about an hour before my last day!  No-one seems to know anything and it's all gone a bit topsy-turvy as the "main man" suddenly left 2 weeks ago. It might go on for weeks more yet - we simply don't know.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2011, 11:02:14 AM
Really is a crock of shite like ,  noooo:

So what's the 'main man' done or not done to make him disappear ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 24, 2011, 12:14:31 PM
He was head-hunted. Anyhoo, just received a text from the Agency - this is our last week.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2011, 12:20:59 PM
Oh noes  noooo:

Hope you take it easy like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 24, 2011, 03:38:35 PM
30 guests, 1 user (me)!

I must be getting popular  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 24, 2011, 04:05:25 PM
I have been as bizzy as only a bizzy person can be. angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 24, 2011, 05:03:29 PM
He was head-hunted. Anyhoo, just received a text from the Agency - this is our last week.

A text!  How very hands on  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 24, 2011, 05:09:22 PM
I just received a text from the Doc's surgery ... "Don't forget your appointment tomorrow... "  P'raps I should just text back my symptoms and they can text back a prescription  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2011, 05:10:27 PM
Or ask Dr Nick ?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 24, 2011, 05:14:30 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2011, 05:15:27 PM
I just received a text from the Doc's surgery ... "Don't forget your appointment tomorrow... "  P'raps I should just text back my symptoms and they can text back a prescription  rubschin:

I find reminder texts from Doctor and Dentist very useful.   redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on October 24, 2011, 05:24:30 PM
I just received a text from the Doc's surgery ... "Don't forget your appointment tomorrow... "  P'raps I should just text back my symptoms and they can text back a prescription  rubschin:

I find reminder texts from Doctor and Dentist very useful.   redface:

Indeed. The ping reminds me where I left the phone  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 24, 2011, 05:25:11 PM
Either that or dinner's ready  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 31, 2011, 11:06:46 PM
I seem to be on my own again!

Must be time for bed.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 03:31:29 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2011, 03:35:06 PM
tunble:

Good in'it? :thumbsup:
No nasty no mates Nick to get all stressed out about. cloud9:

How are you today abc, my good man.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 06, 2011, 03:38:11 PM
I'm werking, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 03:39:25 PM
tunble:

Good in'it? :thumbsup:
No nasty no mates Nick to get all stressed out about. cloud9:

How are you today abc, my good man.

Still trying to shift my cold..........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2011, 03:44:38 PM
tunble:

Good in'it? :thumbsup:
No nasty no mates Nick to get all stressed out about. cloud9:

How are you today abc, my good man.

Still trying to shift my cold..........

Same 'ere mate. Where does all this vile ocean of snot actually come from ey? Shrugs:
Barking here like an owld tired bear I am.

Was going to go up 'me 'ill shortly ro clear me bellows and 'ed but 'cus of this lousy gormless clock going back crap, it's now too piggin' late! Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2011, 04:08:12 PM
Bin out for lunch with my pink sister
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2011, 05:06:59 PM
Bin out for lunch with my pink sister

Why would a bin want to go out for lunch with anyone?  Shrugs:

What tiimes it due back anyway?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on November 09, 2011, 09:23:33 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on November 11, 2011, 10:16:59 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sport013.gif&hash=241fce9a95f00036c5335a43353721e70bc5c6d9) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2011, 09:36:30 PM
Gone quiet since BM and Nick went to bed ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 26, 2011, 09:37:13 PM
We've all got our headphones on  :lalalala
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
We've all got our headphones on  :lalalala

My thread ........... rubschin:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8764.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8764.0)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2011, 10:20:15 PM
We've all got our headphones on  :lalalala

Quite so

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2011, 02:53:52 PM
It is very quiet today............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2011, 02:54:28 PM
Note here.... we've got thudner....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 27, 2011, 05:43:13 PM
Note here.... we've got thudner....  noooo:

I've noted it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Note here.... we've got thudner....  noooo:

I've noted it.  :thumbsup:

doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2011, 09:16:05 AM
Where is everyone? sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2011, 09:19:45 AM
I was wondering that too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 09:21:41 AM
I'd normally wait around in a state of excitement waiting for Nick to turn up and wave his flag....  ::)

Unfortunately, I've been busy today. Pafos >>> shops >>> post office >>> Pafos >>> home...

Brought a load of washing in and put another load out on the line...

Now Mini work.

OK?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2011, 09:25:27 AM
Whatcher buy ... anything nice?

That's a lorra washing

Where's the promised mini webcam?

We need entertainment  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 09:28:26 AM
Whatcher buy ... anything nice?

That's a lorra washing

Where's the promised mini webcam?

We need entertainment  cussing:

Cat and dog food.  ::)

I'm squeaky clean.  angel1

Sadly, the Mini may have to return to its maker for more welding work... I'm trying to discover the extent of the problem at the moment...  sad24:

You really, really don't want to see me thrashing about with the car right now....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2011, 09:41:37 AM
I was wondering that too.

I am here, or doesn't that count?  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 29, 2011, 09:42:53 AM
I was wondering that too.

I am here, or doesn't that count?  sad32:


You were being all quiet and mysterious like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2011, 09:47:00 AM
I was wondering that too.

I am here, or doesn't that count?  sad32:


You were being all quiet and mysterious like.

Enigmatic I expect.

Nursey never could spell enema.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 29, 2011, 09:51:36 AM
Work , work and more work  noooo:

Still I have managed to organise a weeks leave  in every month until the end of the financial year  cloud9: Need to use it or lose it  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 29, 2011, 11:25:57 AM
Werk here too, but no complaints  cool14:

Dear  Jim  MissD,
Can you fix it for me to have a week's leave in every month too?   ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 11:27:29 AM
Werk here too, but no complaints  cool14:

Dear  Jim  MissD,
Can you fix it for me to have a week's leave in every month too?   ;)

Speak to your boss like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on November 29, 2011, 11:30:48 AM
I do. Frequently. Sometimes in the mirror  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2011, 11:32:43 AM
I do. Frequently. Sometimes in the mirror  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 29, 2011, 12:43:54 PM
I am here also... shouldnt be but I am.  Smugwich in a windy car park. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2011, 01:42:52 PM
Bit quiet today.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2011, 02:41:44 PM
We're all having a doze.  Shhhh
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2011, 03:07:50 PM
I was in Pafos - having a shoot-up like...

You could have come if you'd got out of bed a bit earlier....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2011, 05:36:37 PM
I was in Pafos - having a shoot-up like...

You could have come if you'd got out of bed a bit earlier....  ::)

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2011, 05:39:35 PM
oh...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2011, 12:53:54 PM
All alone ...........free bar then........... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2011, 02:48:34 PM
All alone ...........free bar then........... whistle:


Again......... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2011, 02:50:15 PM
Fer Heaven's Sake! Man-up ya big sissy. Boo-hooing because we all have things to do.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2011, 03:46:35 PM
All alone ...........free bar then........... whistle:


Again......... sad24:

Just try the deodorant FFS!  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2011, 03:48:24 PM
All alone ...........free bar then........... whistle:


Again......... sad24:

Just try the deodorant FFS!  ::)


Yahoo answers......... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2011, 03:49:23 PM
All alone ...........free bar then........... whistle:


Again......... sad24:

Just try the deodorant FFS!  ::)


Yahoo answers......... eeek: eeek: eeek:

Yer best friend wouldn't tell yer, etc.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 11, 2011, 08:55:15 PM
Google 'define an English person' and see the 1st result....


Bit harsh, I think  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2011, 09:58:29 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Deffo a description I could apply to a few though  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2011, 07:02:37 AM
lol: lol: lol:

Deffo a description I could apply to a few though  whistle:

Not me...  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 12, 2011, 07:25:05 AM
lol: lol: lol:

Deffo a description I could apply to a few though  whistle:

Not me...  angel1

Actually, I didn't want to tell you, but Nigel said that too..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 12, 2011, 07:26:36 AM
How many times did BM go to the loo ?  eeek:

There seems to be much convo going on in his absence like  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 12, 2011, 07:29:27 AM
How many times did BM go to the loo ?  eeek:

There seems to be much convo going on in his absence like  lol:

Quite a few times - at his age, his bladder is a bit weak.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 12, 2011, 07:30:21 AM
lol: lol: lol:

Deffo a description I could apply to a few though  whistle:

Not me...  angel1

Actually, I didn't want to tell you, but Nigel said that too..

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2011, 12:42:12 PM
What happened today......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2011, 12:58:12 PM
What happened today......... rubschin:

I have been busy nodding off, speaking to forecasters and studying graphs.... but mainly nodding off like  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2011, 01:46:55 PM
What happened today......... rubschin:

Oooooooooo! Is this a riddle ~ I like riddles, 'specially at Christmas  ;D


Can we play Charades too?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2011, 01:49:24 PM
What happened today......... rubschin:

Oooooooooo! Is this a riddle ~ I like riddles, 'specially at Christmas  ;D


Can we play Charades too?

We should start a thread .........like" on this day" or sumthing...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2011, 03:38:37 PM
What happened today......... rubschin:

I was shooting at the Pafos club....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2011, 04:45:44 PM
Drive-by  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2011, 07:18:08 PM
Drive-by  rubschin:

I missed him!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2011, 07:20:23 PM
Drive-by  rubschin:

I missed him!  evil:


 eeek:..............but not surprised............ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2011, 06:49:14 AM
Drive-by  rubschin:

I missed him!  evil:


 eeek:..............but not surprised............ whistle:

Next time..  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2011, 05:22:26 PM
M/T bar good to see today ............all the best to everyone ......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2011, 12:05:59 PM
M/T bar good to see today ............all the best to everyone ......... :thumbsup:

I was unconscious at the time you posted....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2012, 01:49:27 PM
 tunble:         
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 04, 2012, 02:36:53 PM
Quiet, innit?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2012, 02:37:16 PM
Yup!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 04, 2012, 02:51:30 PM
Look here - http://www.gatwickairport.com/flights/arrivals/ (http://www.gatwickairport.com/flights/arrivals/)  at the flights landing after 21.00.  Any prefixed EZY or EI are ones that my lot look after.  And as far as I know, they've only got about 22 blokes working tonight...I'm half expecting a phone call...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2012, 03:09:04 PM
I've been having a shootastic day like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2012, 03:21:23 PM
I've been having a shootastic day like....  cloud9:

Is it Thursday......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 03:22:44 PM
I have been to my new library  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2012, 03:29:38 PM
I have been working  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2012, 03:41:13 PM
I've been having a shootastic day like....  cloud9:

Is it Thursday......... rubschin:

No.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2012, 03:41:51 PM
Yes it is
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2012, 03:54:48 PM
Yes it is

Where?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 04, 2012, 03:55:21 PM
I have been working  surrender:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2012, 01:49:36 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2012, 02:23:30 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

You turned up....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2012, 02:25:14 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

You turned up....  whistle:

I need a drink for my hangover ......... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2012, 02:29:45 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

You turned up....  whistle:

I need a drink for my hangover ......... redface:

I'll join you!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2012, 02:32:28 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

You turned up....  whistle:

I need a drink for my hangover ......... redface:

I'll join you!  :thumbsup:

Your round ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2012, 02:38:51 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

You turned up....  whistle:

I need a drink for my hangover ......... redface:

I'll join you!  :thumbsup:

Your round ........ rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on January 07, 2012, 04:32:27 PM
A client paid up today  Party001:   What'cha having?   ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2012, 04:45:42 PM
A client paid up today  Party001:   What'cha having?   ;D

I'll have a Bishops Finger!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2012, 05:03:55 PM
A client paid up today  Party001:   What'cha having?   ;D

I'll have a Bishops Finger!  :thumbsup:

New prison talk ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2012, 08:53:58 AM
A client paid up today  Party001:   What'cha having?   ;D

I'll have a Bishops Finger!  :thumbsup:

New prison talk ............ rubschin:

 Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 08, 2012, 10:23:56 AM
A client paid up today  Party001:   What'cha having?   ;D

I'll have a Bishops Finger!  :thumbsup:

New prison talk ............ rubschin:

Only if the Bishop in question is a prison chaplain - he might be a comedian!  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2012, 10:27:01 PM
Early night for everyone............... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 10, 2012, 11:12:32 PM
Very empty
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on January 12, 2012, 11:05:18 PM
Still very empty.

Early bed-time or watching BBC1 QT?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2012, 11:09:18 PM
Still very empty.

Early bed-time or watching BBC1 QT?

I was clearing a space for my logs from BM....... cloud9:


But where has Growler gone......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 19, 2012, 10:51:41 PM
Is it worth opening up ...........the crack in the bottom........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2012, 06:01:26 PM
where is everyone.......... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 06:16:58 PM
where is everyone.......... eeek:

Here!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 22, 2012, 06:24:22 PM
If we're doing the register, "here Sir"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 06:27:19 PM
Present!  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2012, 06:28:50 PM
Present!  whistle:

Ooh wot you bought me........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2012, 06:29:36 PM
I'm here ...was just in the kitchen picking  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 06:29:54 PM
Present!  whistle:

Ooh wot you bought me........ cloud9:

A shovel and a tree saw!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 06:30:30 PM
I'm here ...was just in the kitchen picking  redface:

You'll make it bleed again....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on January 22, 2012, 06:30:48 PM
Here.   And there  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2012, 06:31:13 PM
I'm here ...was just in the kitchen pickling  redface:

More voddy........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 22, 2012, 06:31:35 PM
I'm here ...was just in the kitchen picking  redface:

Scabs  rubschin:

Bugger, Barman beat me to it... I know I snoo....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 06:32:16 PM
I'm here ...was just in the kitchen picking  redface:

Scabs  rubschin:

Bugger, Barman beat me to it... I know I snoo....



 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2012, 06:32:39 PM
I am scab and alcohol free  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 22, 2012, 06:49:04 PM
I am here too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2012, 08:16:21 PM
I'm back!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 08:19:24 PM
I'm back!

Yay!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2012, 08:31:25 PM
I'm back!

Yay!  cloud9:

Where is Nick........ rubschin:..........has he found this own .....crack in the bottom......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2012, 08:33:14 PM
I'm back!

Yay!  cloud9:

Where is Nick........ rubschin:..........has he found this own .....crack in the bottom......

No Nick, no Growler... I shall say no more like.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2012, 08:35:04 PM
Nick is on the Wirral treating his son to dinner after which he will be driving back to Nottingham

Growler is in his usual January hibernation mode after which he may wake up and return to us.... Unless it is hunting season.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2012, 08:41:12 PM
Nick is on the Wirral treating his son to dinner after which he will be driving back to Nottingham

Growler is in his usual January hibernation mode after which he may wake up and return to us.... Unless it is hunting season.

Wonder if Nick tried that cauliflower lasagna .........sounded interesting...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2012, 10:16:07 PM
Growler reports he has man flu  ::)


Quote
Apologies for last nights 'tounge in cheek 'post. It WAS OTT and the only excuse is a combination of drink, paracetomol, and feeling decidedly unwell suffering with the ravages of man flu. Hope you all have a reasonably good year, and now, you can all piss off!! :))
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2012, 10:08:07 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 10:40:59 AM
I was walking dogs...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2012, 10:44:55 AM
I was walking dogs...  ::)

What about that tablet thingy........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 10:50:44 AM
I was walking dogs...  ::)

What about that tablet thingy........... rubschin:

There is no ap for dog walking....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 29, 2012, 11:42:50 AM
I have been reviewing reviews and prices for wish-doshers  Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 11:53:14 AM
I have been reviewing reviews and prices for wish-doshers  Snoopysick:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2012, 12:49:22 PM
I have been reviewing reviews and prices for wish-doshers  Snoopysick:

Is that 'AP' not available for Mrs JOM?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 12:50:30 PM
I have been reviewing reviews and prices for wish-doshers  Snoopysick:

Is that 'AP' not available for Mrs JOM?

 lol: lol: lol:

Well, it isn't compatible with LL....  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 29, 2012, 03:28:14 PM
I have been reviewing reviews and prices for wish-doshers  Snoopysick:

Is that 'AP' not available for Mrs JOM?

 lol: lol: lol:

Well, it isn't compatible with LL....  evil:

Sad to say Version 2.0 doesn't appear to have that option, however Version 3 should have it and a number of other extras that Version 2 use to have but seemed to stop performing those actions soon after being installed  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 29, 2012, 03:43:28 PM
Will be user error again prolly  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 03:47:22 PM
I have been reviewing reviews and prices for wish-doshers  Snoopysick:

Is that 'AP' not available for Mrs JOM?

 lol: lol: lol:

Well, it isn't compatible with LL....  evil:

Sad to say Version 2.0 doesn't appear to have that option, however Version 3 should have it and a number of other extras that Version 2 use to have but seemed to stop performing those actions soon after being installed  whistle:

doh: No wonder!

I'm only on wife 1.0....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2012, 03:53:06 PM
Just been talking to an old mate on the phone. HIs wife died of cancer a couple of years ago. It seems he has a new girlfriend in Italy  eyes: eyes:

He seems to go over there a lot eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 04:11:48 PM
Not Daniella?  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2012, 04:18:15 PM
Oddly yes. She said she has a microscope  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 04:19:34 PM
Oddly yes. She said she has a microscope  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

GULP!  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2012, 04:26:44 PM
But one which is insufficiently powerful  noooo:

What is her number??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2012, 04:29:56 PM
Oddly yes. She said she has a microscope  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

GULP!  redface:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 04:31:55 PM
But one which is insufficiently powerful  noooo:

What is her number??

I have no idea...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2012, 04:33:46 PM
But one which is insufficiently powerful  noooo:

What is her number??

I have no idea...  whistle:

Isn't she a member here........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2012, 04:34:51 PM
Fear not. I have PMd her  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 04:35:30 PM
But one which is insufficiently powerful  noooo:

What is her number??

I have no idea...  whistle:

Isn't she a member here........... rubschin:

For a short while....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2012, 04:36:22 PM
Does LL know about this?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 04:40:33 PM
Does LL know about this?  rubschin:

What?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2012, 04:42:30 PM
DANIELLA
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 04:42:52 PM
DANIELLA

Who?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2012, 04:45:48 PM
 char048 char048 char048 char048 char048 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 04:51:45 PM
char048 char048 char048 char048 char048 char048

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 29, 2012, 08:10:21 PM
I am now at home watching War Horse (note to Geordies - this is not a film about "your" horse). There will be tears, of that I have no doubt...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 08:12:25 PM
I am now at home watching War Horse (note to Geordies - this is not a film about "your" horse). There will be tears, of that I have no doubt...

Went to see it at the theatre - most excellent!  :thumbsup:

I think I did get summat in me eye.....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 29, 2012, 08:15:34 PM
"At the theatre". How quaint!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 08:16:58 PM
"At the theatre". How quaint!

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 29, 2012, 08:52:28 PM
Having seen it, BM, do ya reckon the dad, "Ted" is DS?  Turnip fields 'n all that?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2012, 08:53:30 PM
Having seen it, BM, do ya reckon the dad, "Ted" is DS?  Turnip fields 'n all that?

Cruel and heartless....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
Having seen it, BM, do ya reckon the dad, "Ted" is DS?  Turnip fields 'n all that?

Cruel and heartless....?  rubschin:
sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 29, 2012, 09:12:33 PM
A drunkard too - don't forget that...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2012, 09:14:21 PM
A drunkard too - don't forget that...
I don't mind the accurate bits.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2012, 05:59:41 AM
A drunkard too - don't forget that...

Aye - a cruel, heartless drunkard....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2012, 06:07:21 AM
The missus likes horses. At the end of the film, after many tears, I told her there was a sequel coming out soon - and that it returns to the farm, the old man has passed away and the son is now running it. But it all goes wrong and Joey ends up in the glue factory. She wasn't impressed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2012, 06:08:20 AM
The missus likes horses. At the end of the film, after many tears, I told her there was a sequel coming out soon - and that it returns to the farm, the old man has passed away and the son is now running it. But it all goes wrong and Joey ends up in the glue factory. She wasn't impressed.

 lol: lol: lol:

Did you tell her that a million horses went out there and only a thousand came back....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 30, 2012, 06:12:14 AM
No...but I did tell her that the French ate all the ones that were killed. Like she needed another excuse to hate the French...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2012, 06:12:48 AM
No...but I did tell her that the French ate all the ones that were killed. Like she needed another excuse to hate the French...

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 30, 2012, 09:41:49 PM
I am now at home watching War Horse (note to Geordies - this is not a film about "your" horse). There will be tears, of that I have no doubt...

Hadaway and shite  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2012, 01:31:35 PM
 tunble:

Isn't it quiet without the wimmin about.....?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 31, 2012, 01:35:17 PM
tunble:

Isn't it quiet without the wimmin about.....?

Yup.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2012, 01:35:50 PM
I was quite enjoying it  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2012, 01:56:55 PM
I was quite enjoying it  cloud9:

I'll keep quiet then....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2012, 02:33:02 PM
I was quite enjoying it  cloud9:

I'll keep quiet then....  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

Siesta Time  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2012, 02:42:36 PM
Not having those chattering gerls around is quite relaxing. I can see Uncle nodding off in the corner  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2012, 02:52:45 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 31, 2012, 02:53:38 PM
Wot?

I've been picking the gee-gees.

(no luck so far)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2012, 04:25:56 PM
Was having meetings for this season...............(hic)....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 31, 2012, 04:27:07 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz...

HIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone up, time for one of those long emotional chats like.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2012, 04:28:59 PM
A snowball for the laydee please. With an umbrella and a cherry  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 31, 2012, 04:39:57 PM
how did you know apc's favourite? mines a stella please.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2012, 05:00:04 PM
how did you know apc's favourite? mines a stella please.

Pint of Stella coming up!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2012, 05:00:43 PM
Has she been sick already?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2012, 05:01:32 PM
Has she been sick already?  eeek:

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2012, 05:16:29 PM
Wot?

I've been picking the gee-gees.

(no luck so far)

GCSE wasted.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 31, 2012, 05:17:02 PM
how did you know apc's favourite? mines a stella please.

Pint of Stella coming up!  :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2012, 08:03:22 AM
No...but I did tell her that the French ate all the ones that were killed. Like she needed another excuse to hate the French...

My Grandfather (Mum's dad) was in the cavalry, on the Somme, his regiment stayed on to provide a policing service to Belgium after the end of the war but when they returned to the UK in 1919 ALL their horses were given to the Belgians, allegedly to enable them to work their farms but in fact the vast majority were eaten by the locals. It broke the old boy's heart and he hated the Belgians/French to the end of his days.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 12:52:54 PM
It's that nice quiet wimminless time of the day again  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 01, 2012, 02:05:13 PM
 evil: not any more
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 02:08:18 PM
Oh noes  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 01, 2012, 02:11:13 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2012, 03:08:46 PM
I've been having a nap.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 03:13:40 PM
This is the afternoon napping area, until the chattering wimmin turn up  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2012, 03:23:05 PM
I wuz tryimg to catch up on the sleep that hospitals seem to think the deprivation of is a good thing  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 03:46:16 PM
I've been out shooting...  cloud9:

Then dog walking.  evil:

NewDog goes home this evening tho....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2012, 03:49:14 PM
I have had a hideous day  noooo:

Lots of obnoxious idiots to deal with  Banghead

Return to work interview with a member of my team who has Hypomania .

Brat at home ringing me every hour to tell me how ill she is feeling .

Boss intent on burying me in work to be done by yesterday  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 03:51:30 PM
I have had a hideous day  noooo:

Lots of obnoxious idiots to deal with  Banghead

Return to work interview with a member of my team who has Hypomania .

Brat at home ringing me every hour to tell me how ill she is feeling .

Boss intent on burying me in work to be done by yesterday  noooo:

happy100

And now you have to travel home in the freezy cold with all the scum...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2012, 03:54:54 PM
Supposed to be going cinema tonight but not sure that I am (a) in the mood or (b) should leave the brat alone  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 03:55:38 PM
Supposed to be going cinema tonight but not sure that I am (a) in the mood or (b) should leave the brat alone  noooo:

Orange Wednesday or whatever!  :thumbsup:

And cinema food....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 03:58:29 PM
Lots of yummy chocs to eat in the dark whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 01, 2012, 04:00:47 PM
Anyone tried the Peanut Butter Kitkat Chunky yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:01:27 PM
Anyone tried the Peanut Butter Kitkat Chunky yet?

Noes...  noooo:

But I will do in two weeks when I comer over!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2012, 04:02:07 PM
I haven't but I have a peanut allergic child so never eat peanuts as he could react if I do and he gets close to me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2012, 04:04:03 PM
Anyone tried the Peanut Butter Kitkat Chunky yet?

 sick2:

the White Chocolate Chunky Kit Kat however  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 01, 2012, 04:06:25 PM
And the double choc?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
Am I in the right thread......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 04:08:46 PM
SO what film is it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:12:31 PM
Am I right in the head......... rubschin:


 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2012, 04:16:47 PM
Am I right in the head......... rubschin:


 noooo:

No way to talk to your house-sitter .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2012, 04:18:22 PM
SO what film is it?

The Descendants
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 04:19:44 PM
Call the Brat and tell her to warm up some soup  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:20:27 PM
Am I right in the head......... rubschin:


 noooo:

No way to talk to your house-sitter .......... noooo:

LL will be house sitting....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2012, 04:25:53 PM
Am I right in the head......... rubschin:


 noooo:

No way to talk to your house-sitter .......... noooo:

LL will be house sitting....  ::)

I will keep an eye on the classifieds ..................mini for sale........(in bits)...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 04:29:30 PM
Am I right in the head......... rubschin:


 noooo:

No way to talk to your house-sitter .......... noooo:

LL will be house sitting....  ::)

I will keep an eye on the classifieds ..................mini for sale........(barely recognisable parts)...

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2012, 05:10:18 PM
No, minis for sale ..................but check this out .......

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599 (http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2012, 06:21:08 PM
No, minis for sale ..................but check this out .......

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599 (http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599)

 Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 06:23:11 PM
No, minis for sale ..................but check this out .......

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599 (http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599)

 Drool:

Wot he said. All it needs is blonde in the passenger seat
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 07:26:20 PM
No, minis for sale ..................but check this out .......

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599 (http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599)

Hubba, hubba... Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2012, 08:01:12 PM
No, minis for sale ..................but check this out .......

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599 (http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599)

 Drool:

Wot he said. All it needs is blonde in the passenger seat

Wot? Him from Abba that Barman likes.... like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 08:04:57 PM
No, minis for sale ..................but check this out .......

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599 (http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C255599)

 Drool:

Wot he said. All it needs is blonde in the passenger seat

Wot? Him from Abba that Barman likes.... like  rubschin:

No, I didn'- oh why do I bother like...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 08:05:54 PM
Barman luvs Benni  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 08:06:49 PM
Barman luvs Benni  cloud9:

 Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 08:11:11 PM
Denial is never a pleasant sight noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 08:12:08 PM
Denial is never a pleasant sight noooo:

No, it is very polluted...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 01, 2012, 08:12:20 PM
Barman luvs Benni  cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2Fk28weqeir%2FCrossroads_Benny.jpg&hash=91305ad9eddfeb2cc369fd4e0a64450d12746fa7) (http://postimage.org/image/k28weqeir/)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 08:14:02 PM
Barman luvs Benni  cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2Fk28weqeir%2FCrossroads_Benny.jpg&hash=91305ad9eddfeb2cc369fd4e0a64450d12746fa7) (http://postimage.org/image/k28weqeir/)

 noooo:

" Miss Diane didn't av any munnee but I av two pounds so I gave er wun"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 08:14:54 PM
Did you mean Daniella?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 08:15:34 PM
Did you mean Daniella?
eeek:

No.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2012, 08:17:05 PM
Did you mean Daniella?
eeek:

No.  noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 08:18:34 PM
Did you mean Daniella?
eeek:

No.  noooo:

 rubschin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2012, 08:20:35 PM
 happy100 happy100 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2012, 08:22:38 PM
 ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2012, 12:12:11 AM
how did you know apc's favourite? mines a stella please.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fygaedrzvb%2Fstella.jpg&hash=a2287526519c56b419c3996b3b2152c03d460cbc) (http://postimage.org/image/ygaedrzvb/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 06:41:42 AM
how did you know apc's favourite? mines a stella please.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fygaedrzvb%2Fstella.jpg&hash=a2287526519c56b419c3996b3b2152c03d460cbc) (http://postimage.org/image/ygaedrzvb/)

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 01:06:16 PM
It's that lazy wimmin free time of the day  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 01:31:12 PM
It's that lazy wimmin free time of the day  cloud9:

Nice to get a werd in edgeways like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 02, 2012, 01:31:44 PM
Just like the other 23 hours of the day for you then  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2012, 01:32:42 PM
Just like the other 23 hours of the day for you then  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2012, 04:57:29 PM
All the blokes gone quiet ...........checking their PMs .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 05:04:12 PM
I am here and   :dogrun:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 05:06:40 PM
I am here... on me pad like...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2012, 05:09:09 PM
I am here... on me pad like...  :thumbsup:

If you went to the duck pond market ........did you see the bloke flogging the androids  rubschin:

and he now has watch/phones......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2012, 05:26:03 PM
Ski Sunday now.  Oh Empty bar not Sports Bar.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 05, 2012, 05:29:47 PM
If it's about yoghurt, it needs to be in The Restaurant
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2012, 05:31:01 PM
Or the Medical Centre  ::)

Wimmin  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 06:15:07 PM
I am here... on me pad like...  :thumbsup:

If you went to the duck pond market ........did you see the bloke flogging the androids  rubschin:

and he now has watch/phones......... noooo:

I just picked up my beer kit and left.... the whole place was full of pond life...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2012, 06:19:07 PM
I am here... on me pad like...  :thumbsup:

If you went to the duck pond market ........did you see the bloke flogging the androids  rubschin:

and he now has watch/phones......... noooo:

I just picked up my beer kit and left.... the whole place was full of pond life...  noooo:

Have only been once ........it finishs too early for me ........ redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2012, 08:40:01 PM
All the blokes gone quiet ...........checking their PMs

 noooo: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2012, 08:40:54 PM
All the blokes gone quiet ...........checking their PMs

 noooo: sad24:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 05, 2012, 08:42:26 PM
All the blokes gone quiet ...........checking their PMs

 noooo: sad24:

JOM didn't think you were quite as desperate as these lot  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2012, 07:57:16 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sport002.gif&hash=b7f998603e37d9bc708e404df297633dba5d9aeb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2012, 08:41:27 PM
2-0...common AC...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2012, 09:06:47 PM
2-0...common AC...

 cussing:     3-0...........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2012, 09:08:42 PM
So far... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2012, 09:11:20 PM
I may need more vino.......... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2012, 09:24:50 PM
So Four
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on February 15, 2012, 09:41:19 PM
Its a hiding for Arsenal... happy002
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 16, 2012, 08:09:06 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 16, 2012, 12:59:47 PM
On me lonesome again, apart from me cold that is.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 01:46:54 PM
I'm here in all my glory!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 01:55:42 PM
I'm here in all my glory!  cloud9:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 01:57:08 PM
I'm here in all my glory!  cloud9:

 eeek:

I'll cover up....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 01:58:49 PM
not on my account. You might want to turn the heating up a bit tho.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 02:01:34 PM
not on my account. You might want to turn the heating up a bit tho.

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 02:04:15 PM
Wha? just meant for your comfort like.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 02:06:19 PM
Wha? just meant for your comfort like.  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 02:11:54 PM
Didn't want your pasty white bum to get cold.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 02:27:26 PM
Didn't want your pasty white bum to get cold.  noooo:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 02:34:41 PM
just looking out for ya honey.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 02:43:34 PM
just looking out for ya honey.  ;)

Thanks you!  :thumbsup:

I bet you wouldn't damage my car eith- oh!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 02:53:06 PM
 evil: fine, hope your likle willy freezes off then.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 02:54:33 PM
evil: fine, hope your likle willy freezes off then.

happy001

He's never forgiven you has he....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 02:55:36 PM
 noooo: sad24: I'm the one with all the scars though!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 02:56:23 PM
noooo: sad24: I'm the one with all the scars though!!!

Mental...?  rubschin:

That explains a few things...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 03:04:11 PM
If you are not going to be nice then I will post pics of my injuries and then you will be sick and cry like a girl.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 03:20:12 PM
If you are not going to be nice then I will post pics of my injuries and then you will be sick and cry like a girl.

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 03:21:49 PM
there now, you've been warned. Be nice.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 03:25:08 PM
there now, you've been warned. Be nice.

 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 03:30:14 PM
much betterer.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 05:26:30 PM
much betterer.  cloud9:
cool14:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 16, 2012, 05:42:03 PM
I do miss the moke tho.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2012, 05:43:30 PM
I do miss the moke tho.  sad24:

It didn't miss you tho did it...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2012, 10:27:41 PM
Early night for everyone........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 24, 2012, 04:32:55 PM
where'd everyone go? tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 04:59:30 PM
where'd everyone go? tunble:

I was watching Inside Men!  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 24, 2012, 05:45:34 PM
not seen it yet, watching it after masterchef. 'bout ten mins, is it as good as everyone sez?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 05:47:05 PM
not seen it yet, watching it after masterchef. 'bout ten mins, is it as good as everyone sez?

Fecking awesome!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 24, 2012, 05:49:43 PM
I thought the ending was a bit shite tbh. T'other half is happy though, now that "Aki" is out of Masterchef - she couldn't stand her!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 05:58:42 PM
I thought the ending was a bit shite tbh. T'other half is happy though, now that "Aki" is out of Masterchef - she couldn't stand her!

I did think he would drive it off a cliff - not sure why he went back....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 24, 2012, 06:00:39 PM
I thought the ending was a bit shite tbh. T'other half is happy though, now that "Aki" is out of Masterchef - she couldn't stand her!

AGHHHH cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: WATCHING THE END OF IT NOW!!! just about to announce who leaves. may as well turn it off now.  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 06:02:05 PM
I thought the ending was a bit shite tbh. T'other half is happy though, now that "Aki" is out of Masterchef - she couldn't stand her!

AGHHHH cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: WATCHING THE END OF IT NOW!!! just about to announce who leaves. may as well turn it off now.  angry041:

He did that on purpose....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 24, 2012, 06:06:14 PM
I won't be watching it till later  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 06:08:02 PM
I won't be watching it till later  cussing:

No point now....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 24, 2012, 06:21:11 PM
Just as well I don't read all the shite in here then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 06:23:36 PM
Just as well I don't read all the shite in here then  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 24, 2012, 06:25:43 PM
I won't be watching it till later  cussing:

Aki gets kicked off
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 06:29:05 PM
I won't be watching it till later  cussing:

Aki gets kicked off

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 24, 2012, 06:39:36 PM
It wasn't exactly a surprise though was it. And she was bloody annoying with that wibbly, wobbly head , boogling eyes and sugary smile  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 24, 2012, 06:40:05 PM
Poor Aki - shows what smoking too much can do...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2012, 06:40:57 PM
It wasn't exactly a surprise though was it. And she was bloody annoying with that wibbly, wobbly head , boogling eyes and sugary smile  evil:

Wot she said....^^^
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 06:42:30 PM
It wasn't exactly a surprise though was it. And she was bloody annoying with that wibbly, wobbly head , boogling eyes and sugary smile  evil:

Wot she said....^^^

Creep....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 24, 2012, 06:44:40 PM
Those were the exact reasons she couldn't stand her. Next off, hopefully, Shelina. Purely for being a "diversity co-ordinator".
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 24, 2012, 06:58:29 PM
yup
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2012, 07:36:51 PM
Those were the exact reasons she couldn't stand her. Next off, hopefully, Shelina. Purely for being a "diversity co-ordinator".

And she's black.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 24, 2012, 07:38:48 PM
Na , she won't be next. It will be one of the working class blokes  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on February 24, 2012, 07:49:15 PM
I won't be watching it till later  cussing:

I was on about Inside Men. I spent the last twenty minutes of it wondering who the fuck Aki was  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 24, 2012, 07:50:48 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 24, 2012, 07:52:30 PM
Na , she won't be next. It will be one of the working class blokes  whistle:

noooo, I like those best. Would love a plasterer from Yorkshire who makes pretty foods to win.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 24, 2012, 08:01:28 PM
Me too Miss T but I just reckon one of them will go  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2012, 08:17:58 PM
I won't be watching it till later  cussing:

I was on about Inside Men. I spent the last twenty minutes of it wondering who the fuck Aki was  confused:

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 24, 2012, 08:23:31 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2012, 07:31:56 AM
Well that last two pages have been jolly interesting ~ pity I couldn't log in all evening. Gave up at 10 and went to bed.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2012, 07:41:52 AM
Well that last two pages have been jolly interesting ~ pity I couldn't log in all evening. Gave up at 10 and went to bed.  evil:

Bed eh...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on February 25, 2012, 07:55:20 AM
Well that last two pages have been jolly interesting ~ pity I couldn't log in all evening. Gave up at 10 and went to bed.  evil:

Bed eh...?  eyes:

 noooo: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2012, 07:57:07 AM
Well that last two pages have been jolly interesting ~ pity I couldn't log in all evening. Gave up at 10 and went to bed.  evil:

Bed eh...?  eyes:

 noooo: sad24:

Oh... happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 29, 2012, 10:07:30 PM
Na , she won't be next. It will be one of the working class blokes  whistle:

Mystic  Demeanor's predictions 'r' us  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on February 29, 2012, 11:14:46 PM
Looks like everyone has gone to bed
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 02, 2012, 05:47:00 PM
Has it started...am I the only one left... scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2012, 05:49:15 PM
It's like On the Beach  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2012, 05:54:12 PM
Has it started...am I the only one left... scared2:

Nope! I'm here...... Watching over you  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2012, 06:35:28 PM
Off out with the girls to solve the problems of the world  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 02, 2012, 06:39:31 PM
What about us...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2012, 06:45:39 PM
Off out with the girls to solve the problems of the world  :thumbsup:
eeek:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2012, 09:57:30 PM
I am here, It seems very quick this evening.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 02, 2012, 10:19:21 PM
Quicker than it has been for a couple of days  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2012, 08:24:29 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2012, 08:28:12 PM
Just me then...

 Sinister: Sinister:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2012, 09:56:02 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sport038.gif&hash=564c90e12416249475a459ca160fc3729abd5b82) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2012, 10:08:34 PM
Ooooh...page created in 0.15 seconds...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2012, 10:38:07 PM
0.177 seconds here, it's slowing down already  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2012, 12:32:12 PM
0.67 seconds with 13 queries  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2012, 12:33:33 PM
Can we leave Tipsy's eldest's mates out of this?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 04, 2012, 01:16:29 PM
0.67 seconds with 13 queries  whistle:

like sex with apc...... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 04, 2012, 01:17:53 PM
 razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2012, 02:07:35 PM
0.67 seconds with 13 queries  whistle:

like sex with apc...... whistle:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 12:58:05 PM
So I have the place all to meself like  cloud9:

Nick doesn't count cos he's in the secret area playing with himself  whistle:

So what shall I do now then ?   ..... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 12:59:47 PM
Barking
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 01:00:36 PM
So I have the place all to meself like  cloud9:

Nick doesn't count cos he's in the secret area playing with himself  whistle:

So what shall I do now then ?   ..... whistle:

NOT. SO. FAST!  evil:

I am back from my travels to Limassol....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 01:01:02 PM
Barking

Quite...  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 01:01:41 PM
How is that relevant to an empty bar ?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 01:02:26 PM
How is that relevant to an empty bar ?  whistle:

 ::)

It was empty cos I was not here... I was in Limassol.... OK?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2012, 02:02:52 PM
And I was here all along!  evil:

Too insignificant to notice I suppose  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 02:06:30 PM
Isle of Dogs
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 02:06:57 PM
Your light wasn't shining ......you must have been hiding under a bush ' ell  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 09, 2012, 02:26:41 PM
I've been chucking bags, like. Oh - and an Italian lady off a plane. Excitable bunch the Eyeties, aren't they?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 02:34:28 PM
What had she done ?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 09, 2012, 02:43:57 PM
Typical Italian flight - 150 passengers and only 40 checked-in bags to go in the hold - it costs extra to check bags into hold. So  the money conscious Eyeties  thus cram all their clothes n' stuff into the small hand luggage type bags to take on board. Problem is, eventually the overhead lockers get full, so about 30 of these bags have to go in the hold. She wasn't happy about this and started ranting and swearing and generally going skitzo, so the decision was made to remove her from the flight. Feisty little lady she was! She reminded me of someone...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 02:45:12 PM
Typical Italian flight - 150 passengers and only 40 checked-in bags to go in the hold - it costs extra to check bags into hold. So  the money conscious Eyeties  thus cram all their clothes n' stuff into the small hand luggage type bags to take on board. Problem is, eventually the overhead lockers get full, so about 30 of these bags have to go in the hold. She wasn't happy about this and started ranting and swearing and generally going skitzo, so the decision was made to remove her from the flight. Feisty little lady she was! She reminded me of someone...

Did she have an axe too???  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 09, 2012, 02:52:51 PM
She wasn't THAT feisty :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 02:54:20 PM
She wasn't THAT feisty :-)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 03:02:55 PM
She wasn't THAT feisty :-)

Who are we talking about now ?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on March 09, 2012, 03:07:10 PM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2012, 03:08:02 PM
She wasn't THAT feisty :-)

Who are we talking about now ?  Popcorn:

I bought a big tub of popcorn in Lidl this arvo....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2012, 05:27:56 PM
Wot happened .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2012, 05:32:56 PM
I have been cooking (hic)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2012, 05:48:16 PM
I have been cooking (hic)

Where is my bingo card.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2012, 05:49:23 PM
Mornington Crescent  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2012, 06:11:25 PM
Double-six...................... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2012, 11:20:52 AM
One Huunnndreeeddd an EIGHTY!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 05:57:03 PM
Bit quiet tonight ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2012, 05:58:56 PM
I was watching the telly box like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2012, 06:12:10 PM
Doing performance reviews .....done 1 ...8 to go  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2012, 06:13:20 PM
Doing performance reviews .....done 1 ...8 to go  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Just copy it to al the others....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2012, 06:14:14 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2012, 06:17:04 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)

Who'd know...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 06:17:54 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)

Who'd know...? Shrugs:

Us............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2012, 06:18:49 PM
I used to have to do some daft line management plans. I always made them up. I got praised for the excellence of my paperwork.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2012, 06:21:05 PM
I used to have to do some daft line management plans. I always made them up. I got praised for the excellence of my paperwork.  angel1

Zakly!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 11, 2012, 06:30:41 PM
I'm werkin' like - playing catchup trying to get all the delayed bags on later flights. I have a feeling a lot of skiers are gonna be very disappointed...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2012, 06:36:07 PM
I'm werkin' like - playing catchup trying to get all the delayed bags on later flights. I have a feeling a lot of skiers are gonna be very disappointed...

Cos you nicked their boots for me like?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2012, 06:49:07 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)

Scan them in and post on here, we could all help like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2012, 06:50:21 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)

Scan them in and post on here, we could all help like  :thumbsup:

+1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 06:56:45 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)

Scan them in and post on here, we could all help like  :thumbsup:

+1


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2012, 07:36:25 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)

Scan them in and post on here, we could all help like  :thumbsup:

+1

Cut and paste at leisure Miss D

Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this employee to breed.
This person is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.
When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
This employee should go far-and the sooner he starts, the better.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room temperature IQ.
A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
Fell out of the family tree.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for him
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2012, 07:39:33 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

The thing is I absolutely know 1 of them is going to go to a grievance over his  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2012, 07:40:04 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)

Scan them in and post on here, we could all help like  :thumbsup:

+1

Cut and paste at leisure Miss D

Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this employee to breed.
This person is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.
When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
This employee should go far-and the sooner he starts, the better.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room temperature IQ.
A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
Fell out of the family tree.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for him
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 11, 2012, 07:41:11 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)

Scan them in and post on here, we could all help like  :thumbsup:

+1

Cut and paste at leisure Miss D

Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this employee to breed.
This person is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.
When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
This employee should go far-and the sooner he starts, the better.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room temperature IQ.
A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
Fell out of the family tree.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for him
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Brilliant JOM... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2012, 07:41:54 PM
You can't  - they all have different objectives and you have to include all their individual stats  ::)

Scan them in and post on here, we could all help like  :thumbsup:

+1

Cut and paste at leisure Miss D

Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this employee to breed.
This person is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.
When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
This employee should go far-and the sooner he starts, the better.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room temperature IQ.
A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
Fell out of the family tree.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for him
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.


These will be stolen and used on hecklers................ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2012, 07:44:31 PM
Just Google appraisals quotes (or see copies of my previous appraisals like)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 01:46:13 PM
Bit quiet for a friday ..............guess Nick has had another accident ........BM is exploding his beer ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2012, 01:47:12 PM
The UK members are all out sunbathing
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 01:49:34 PM
I have been bizzy  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2012, 02:22:09 PM
I have been bizzy  angel1

How are things going in Narnia?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 02:23:27 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2012, 02:28:26 PM
I'm werkin' like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2012, 02:47:10 PM
I was out shooting... then I went to see Svetlana....  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 02:51:29 PM
I wonder where BM is  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2012, 02:52:18 PM
Don't start!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2012, 03:17:10 PM
I have the VP on "in the background" as I werk like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2012, 03:34:33 PM
Work finished, M23, then Young's :-)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 04:37:53 PM
Been at meetings ............ evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2012, 04:41:38 PM
The sound of Happy Hour approaches - off out now - see you laters   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 04:43:03 PM
WHat can possibly go wrong?


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 23, 2012, 05:55:08 PM
Bit quiet for a friday ..............guess Nick has had another accident ........BM is exploding his beer ....

I was still at work... till 4.30pm when the day ends... like.   

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 06:58:37 PM
Where has everyone gone ......... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2012, 07:10:44 PM
I am off to bed soon. I have a poorly hand, like  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2012, 07:12:57 PM
I am off to bed soon. I have a poorly hand, like  sad24:

You should have told us before .......... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2012, 08:30:51 PM
I've been out playing cards like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2012, 08:39:00 PM
I've been drinking Young's and now I'm gonna eat a Windy Vindy then go to bed. Up at 3 :-(
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2012, 08:40:04 PM
I've been drinking Young's and now I'm gonna eat a Windy Vindy then go to bed. Up at 3 :-(

I'll have a lie-in for ya!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2012, 08:41:13 PM
That's most kind of you!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2012, 08:44:42 PM
That's most kind of you!
I know...  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2012, 10:45:23 PM
I have been at the father in law's funeral  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 23, 2012, 11:27:06 PM
I was at the rugby.   19 9 to worcs  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 24, 2012, 06:46:51 AM
I was stuck in yer queue at Sixways, I couldn't see yer caravan, prolly at the head of the queue  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2012, 07:52:59 AM
I have been at the father in law's funeral  sad32:


 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2012, 11:38:20 AM
I have been at the father in law's funeral  sad32:

 happy100

As we get older there are just more and more of them.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 24, 2012, 11:58:13 AM
I suppose it depends on how many times you get married Darwin  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2012, 12:27:14 PM
I suppose it depends on how many times you get married Darwin  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2012, 12:34:32 PM
I suppose it depends on how many times you get married Darwin  ;)

I've buried 2 MiL's and have only been married twice. MiL #3 is still going  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2012, 12:36:51 PM
Off to the pub.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2012, 12:56:12 PM
I suppose it depends on how many times you get married Darwin  ;)

I've buried 2 MiL's and have only been married twice. MiL #3 is still going  confused:

Were either of them dead...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2012, 01:10:03 PM
I suppose it depends on how many times you get married Darwin  ;)

I've buried 2 MiL's and have only been married twice. MiL #3 is still going  confused:

Were either of them dead...?  rubschin:

Very  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2012, 01:33:45 PM
I suppose it depends on how many times you get married Darwin  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

True, although none of my fathers in law got the Royal telegram.

Eldest sons father in law went just before Christmas. That is my generation, not the next one up.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2012, 01:41:12 PM
Wait for his knock ~ Don't anticipate his coming.

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2012, 01:45:48 PM
Wait for his knock ~ Don't anticipate his coming.

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Indeed so, I am in no hurry.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2012, 03:53:39 PM
Very quiet today ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2012, 04:19:03 PM
Very quiet today ......... rubschin:

I've been all over the place today...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 30, 2012, 04:30:59 PM
Very quiet today ......... rubschin:

I've been all over the place today...  noooo:

Normal day then.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 30, 2012, 05:07:34 PM
I've been werkin' like. Another 14 hours tomorrow :-(
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 30, 2012, 05:23:13 PM
You can have a rest next Friday when you come out in support of your fellow handlers at Stanstead  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2012, 05:48:06 PM
You can have a rest next Friday when you come out in support of your fellow handlers at Stanstead  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2012, 12:09:07 PM
Have you all gone off without me ?  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2012, 12:10:38 PM
I have been bizzy  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2012, 12:11:22 PM
Have you all gone off without me ?  sad24:

Man flu............. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2012, 12:11:52 PM
I've been werking  eeek:   :thumbsup:

Have just scoffed a tasty ham 'n' pear salad though  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2012, 12:12:49 PM
Pork in pear? Just wrong  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2012, 12:14:58 PM
Have you all gone off without me ?  sad24:

Man flu............. noooo:

You are plagued  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 04, 2012, 12:15:29 PM
Nah, quite similar to melon 'n' parma ham  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2012, 12:16:09 PM
Sounds like Miss T and apc rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 04, 2012, 12:16:54 PM
Sounds like Miss T and apc rubschin:

 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 12:18:55 PM
Have you all gone off without me ?  sad24:

Gone off without you?

Never moved from the desk ..... been logged onto the site the whole morning.

Mind I've never got off with you either.  8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2012, 12:59:58 PM
Oh it was you I left out was it  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on April 04, 2012, 01:42:20 PM
Sadly it would seem so.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2012, 03:35:05 PM
Have you all gone off without me ?  sad24:

Oh noes - you can't get rid of us that easily!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2012, 03:38:45 PM
BM is like an Klingon  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2012, 04:09:45 PM
BM is like an Klingon  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 04, 2012, 05:14:41 PM
Ive been down a tunnel in West Brom
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2012, 09:50:52 PM
Ive been down a tunnel in West Brom
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 05, 2012, 05:29:23 AM
 lol:   
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2012, 12:06:43 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on April 05, 2012, 12:14:42 PM
Well, it is Maundy Thursday  whistle:

Are you CY chaps going to have 2 Easters seeing as the Greek one isn't 'til next weekend?   razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 05, 2012, 12:16:28 PM
Well, it is Maundy Thursday  whistle:

Are you CY chaps going to have 2 Easters seeing as the Greek one isn't 'til next weekend?   razz:

Any excuse for a party ............. 8) 8).............coz we are all so religious ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2012, 01:25:34 PM
Well, it is Maundy Thursday  whistle:

Are you CY chaps going to have 2 Easters seeing as the Greek one isn't 'til next weekend?   razz:

Any excuse for a party ............. 8) 8).............coz we are all so religious ........ whistle:

Bless you!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 05, 2012, 02:27:22 PM
there is all sorts going off over here.  Festivals, setting fire to things, bangs, and not just from drive by shootings.  Bloody Catholics mad I tell you mad and dangerous for that matter.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 08, 2012, 10:37:25 PM
my god, all alone. Even apc not here. Looneeeeeellllllllyyyyyyyy tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 09, 2012, 05:22:58 AM
Miss T, it is so wrong to give anybody that as an earworm at any time of the day  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2012, 10:12:18 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 21, 2012, 11:24:33 PM
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Just me on the graveyard shift then...

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2012, 10:31:55 AM
I have been moving furniture....again....  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2012, 12:01:02 PM
I have been moving furniture....again....  evil:

The neighbours............ eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2012, 12:04:43 PM
I have been moving furniture....again....  evil:

The neighbours............ eeek:

Indeed...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2012, 06:38:47 PM
Very quiet today....................... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2012, 06:52:44 PM
We are all concerned about Miss T's hangover  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 23, 2012, 07:18:57 PM
Self inflicted...no sympathy... ;)... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 23, 2012, 07:31:38 PM
We are all concerned about Miss T's hangover  noooo:


 cloud9: bless you. I am still here and did not die as expected (by me). Got a glass of red and a giant bag of cheetos and its almost movie time.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 23, 2012, 07:49:15 PM
hair of the dog...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 23, 2012, 09:32:33 PM
always a winner.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2012, 12:05:19 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2012, 03:45:45 PM
I have been bizzy like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2012, 03:47:42 PM
I am lurking....  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2012, 11:30:19 PM
I am lurking....  eyes:

Be alert instead .................we need lerts...........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 28, 2012, 05:59:26 PM
No, no, no! Be aloof - we've got enough lerts.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 29, 2012, 11:36:17 PM
 tunble:
 cry:
again. noooo: lonely.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 30, 2012, 12:41:44 AM
Two more jobs to go - Lanzagrotty and Berlin. Then home, a couple of cans and bed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2012, 01:23:28 PM
What happened ............... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2012, 01:37:20 PM
What happened ............... eeek:

You soiled yourself - remember?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 04, 2012, 01:56:25 PM
4 1/2 hours to go, then home, food, bed and up again at 03:00. What fun!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2012, 02:18:26 PM
4 1/2 hours to go, then home, food, bed and up again at 03:00. What fun!

Yay! Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2012, 07:05:33 PM
Free bar.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2012, 07:10:38 PM
Free George Davis  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 08, 2012, 07:18:15 PM
Free Nelson Mandela  :thumbsup:

Oh, hang on... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 08, 2012, 07:25:05 PM
Yeh free jack daniels as well.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 08, 2012, 07:26:03 PM
and free Johnny Walker!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 08, 2012, 07:33:05 PM
Free Willy... form a queue  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 08, 2012, 07:40:28 PM
 lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2012, 02:30:02 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 09, 2012, 02:56:01 PM
 tunble: Indeed.  Are in Ireland?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2012, 02:57:18 PM
Are in Nottingham
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on May 09, 2012, 03:50:06 PM
 whacky068 whacky068 whacky068
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2012, 05:12:01 PM
Had meetings ..........all good.......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2012, 05:13:31 PM
And how does Miss T feel about white slavery? rubschin:

What did you get for her?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2012, 05:14:47 PM
And how does Miss T feel about white slavery? rubschin:

What did you get for her?

Oh noes.........................












Nobody would take her........... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2012, 05:21:58 PM
20p.

Can she do housework?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2012, 05:30:43 PM
20p.

Can she do housework?


I wished ...........I do the cleaning and ironing ........... evil:            but I taught her to cook ......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 09, 2012, 06:07:05 PM
20p.

Can she do housework?


I wished ...........I do the cleaning and ironing ........... evil:           
Whilst she goes out and earns the money ...seems a fair deal  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 10, 2012, 12:36:45 AM
 sad32: tunble:    all alone
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 14, 2012, 09:40:37 PM
Just me 'n' Miss D... eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 14, 2012, 09:47:19 PM
Look out for the damp patch on the bench seat next to the dart board tomorrow...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 15, 2012, 03:42:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2012, 06:06:56 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2012, 08:06:30 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2012, 08:09:09 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 15, 2012, 08:31:19 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2012, 08:34:45 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:

I have a hair shirt....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2012, 09:06:21 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk.

Silk you say?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2012, 09:18:20 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:

Indeed! ~ The Portia of our Chambers.
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2012, 10:59:57 AM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:

Indeed! ~ The Portia of our Chambers.
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And who shall play the part of Rumpole?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2012, 03:09:52 PM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:

Indeed! ~ The Portia of our Chambers.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-RkaxwPnajgw%2FTdi8p0DvBQI%2FAAAAAAAACRc%2FgNyrLS2znWI%2Fs400%2FPhyllida%2BTrant.gif&hash=d9ea7ae4289f2b2f1b6fb80ec45510ecfcbf7504)

And who shall play the part of Rumpole?


Was there ever any doubt?

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 15, 2012, 04:41:08 PM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:

Indeed! ~ The Portia of our Chambers.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-RkaxwPnajgw%2FTdi8p0DvBQI%2FAAAAAAAACRc%2FgNyrLS2znWI%2Fs400%2FPhyllida%2BTrant.gif&hash=d9ea7ae4289f2b2f1b6fb80ec45510ecfcbf7504)

And who shall play the part of Rumpole?


Was there ever any doubt?

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Have you checked that out with She Who Must Be Obeyed?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2012, 04:43:50 PM
You should think of smelly socks or summat, it'll stop that happening so soon  :thumbsup:

He is an odd chap. It was the thought of smelly socks that caused it.  noooo:

Still, who are we to judge?

Shrugs:

I will step up to the mark as they say.  I think I will look rather fetching in a horsehair wig and silk. eyes:

Indeed! ~ The Portia of our Chambers.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-RkaxwPnajgw%2FTdi8p0DvBQI%2FAAAAAAAACRc%2FgNyrLS2znWI%2Fs400%2FPhyllida%2BTrant.gif&hash=d9ea7ae4289f2b2f1b6fb80ec45510ecfcbf7504)

And who shall play the part of Rumpole?


Was there ever any doubt?

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Have you checked that out with She Who Must Be Obeyed?

Miss D?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2012, 04:44:35 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2012, 07:20:31 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2012, 07:50:37 PM
Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2012, 08:01:38 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2012, 08:04:28 PM
tunble:

Everybody is playing on Yahoo Answers like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2012, 08:19:42 PM
Some of us have been cleaning up like  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2012, 08:27:19 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 17, 2012, 10:02:54 PM
Has that wet patch dried up yet...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2012, 07:37:52 AM
Has that wet patch dried up yet...?

Stand up and I'll take a look for you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2012, 07:38:30 AM
Has that wet patch dried up yet...?

Stand up and I'll take a look for you.

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2012, 07:46:18 AM
Why are you "The Pirate " now ? weren't you just "Pirate" previously ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 18, 2012, 07:54:21 AM
Wondered which one of you would notice that first...

Knew it would be you...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2012, 07:54:46 AM
Why are you "The Pirate " now ? weren't you just "Pirate" previously ?  rubschin:
He has returned as the definite article now.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 18, 2012, 07:55:33 AM
Why are you "The Pirate " now ? weren't you just "Pirate" previously ?  rubschin:

I suspect a case of A&E














That's Arse and Elbow.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2012, 08:56:52 AM
Why are you "The Pirate " now ? weren't you just "Pirate" previously ?  rubschin:

I suspect a case of A&E














That's Arse and Elbow.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2012, 09:44:19 AM
Superfluous "i" and "e" too...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2012, 09:45:15 AM
Superfluous "i" and "e" too...

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 19, 2012, 01:14:27 PM
Crumbs!  I was here on my own a few minutes ago.  You lot made me jump.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 01:27:56 PM
Crumbs!  I was here on my own a few minutes ago.  You lot made me jump.  ;D

Caught you!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 05:31:51 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2012, 05:39:35 PM
I am werking, like  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 05:43:47 PM
I am werking, like  angel1

Good fer you!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2012, 05:54:13 PM
I have been working too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 05:54:55 PM
I have been working too

Oh, causing road chaos I expect...?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2012, 06:26:45 PM
Oh noes, paperwork and PC work like, attempting to win another award for the tunnel

First Supercar through the Hindhead Tunnel ??? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-hEcpM568#ws)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 06:39:52 PM
Oh noes, paperwork and PC work like, attempting to win another award for the tunnel

First Supercar through the Hindhead Tunnel ??? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-hEcpM568#ws)
It isn't Monaco is it...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2012, 06:42:22 PM
An award for a tunnel?!  whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 06:49:51 PM
I played it twice... it was like Hindhead revisited....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
They don't call the tunnels bores for nowt
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2012, 07:38:54 PM
They don't call the tunnels bores for nowt

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 19, 2012, 10:18:29 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2012, 05:08:13 AM
You are  Dan Magness  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/18038211) , do I win a fiver  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 20, 2012, 06:29:55 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2012, 08:24:24 PM
You are  Dan Magness  (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/18038211) , do I win a fiver  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 24, 2012, 10:24:50 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 24, 2012, 10:27:15 AM
I'm here darlin...come and sit by me...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2012, 10:29:38 AM
I'm here! Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2012, 10:31:05 AM
I am back........... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on May 24, 2012, 10:34:35 AM
I'm here darlin...come and sit by me...

Sorry....thought she by herself...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2012, 02:27:42 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2012, 02:32:01 PM
Getting ready for a conference call  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2012, 03:39:24 PM
I was drinking beer....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2012, 05:05:14 PM
No one to play with  sad24:

BM spontaneously combusted
TMR flying
Growler up a 'ill
Marley dead
BM under the thumb
Miss D fighting the Brat
Miss C pickled
BM pickled
Pirate making another curry  ::)
Mort watching Star Trek
apc and Miss T chasing animals
etc. etc.
 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2012, 05:51:41 PM
Miss D is getting steamed....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2012, 05:53:14 PM
It will make her less wrinkley  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2012, 05:54:06 PM
It will make her less wrinkley  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2012, 05:55:22 PM
Nope  evil:

Took afternoon off work .

Looking forward to it muchly.

It was closed just for today like as they had a maintainance issue  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Went to Hyde Park and had picnic in sun.

Brother rang - he is leaving on Friday  - another job starts on Monday.

He was going to be looking after Brat whilst I was away.

Told Brat she will have to go to her dads.

All manner of hell has now erupted.

Apparently I am the most selfish, negative , uncompromising cow as I wont agree to her staying at home on her own for a week.

Waving the flag high and furiously  noooo:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2012, 05:58:20 PM
It will toughen her up, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2012, 07:10:15 PM
No one to play with  sad24:

BM spontaneously combusted
TMR flying
Growler up a 'ill
Marley dead
BM under the thumb
Miss D fighting the Brat
Miss C pickled
BM pickled
Pirate making another curry  ::)
Mort watching Star Trek
apc and Miss T chasing animals
etc. etc.
 sad32:

I actually was.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2012, 07:12:11 PM
Not a classic episode  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2012, 07:16:01 PM
DVD (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Trek-Alternate-Realities-Collective/dp/B001S3GDSG/ref=pd_cp_d_h__2)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2012, 06:34:13 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on May 30, 2012, 06:36:40 PM
Hmmmm ....... Quiet innit  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 30, 2012, 08:50:16 PM
I am back.............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 30, 2012, 09:19:20 PM
I is black
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2012, 10:06:54 AM
I am not really a wife beater........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 10:18:51 AM
I am not really a wife beater........ noooo:

of course...  char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 03, 2012, 10:19:49 AM
I am not really a wife beater........ noooo:

of course...  char048

Wait for the Paphos rumour mill to start......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 10:23:57 AM
I am not really a wife beater........ noooo:

of course...  char048

Wait for the Paphos rumour mill to start......... noooo:

I've started it!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 03, 2012, 11:05:25 AM
Miss T does seem to 'fall down' a lot  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 03, 2012, 12:05:13 PM
She'd never fall flat on her face though  rubschin:

It's not looking very good for APC is it  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 03, 2012, 12:24:32 PM
Not at all ....she keeps trying to puncture his tyres to aid her getaway but its not working  noooo:

I guess she will just continue to be accident prone  whistle:

BM will get his charger out and go and save her  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 01:03:18 PM
Not at all ....she keeps trying to puncture his tyres to aid her getaway but its not working  noooo:

I guess she will just continue to be accident prone  whistle:

BM will get his charger out and go and save her  whistle:

I'll have a good go at it!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 03, 2012, 04:07:24 PM
Good grief what has been going on?  I am back for a while, where is Nick?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 04:20:33 PM
Good grief what has been going on?  I am back for a while, where is Nick?

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 03, 2012, 04:41:29 PM
Not at all ....she keeps trying to puncture his tyres to aid her getaway but its not working  noooo:

I guess she will just continue to be accident prone  whistle:

BM will get his charger out and go and save her whistle:

Why? Is she flat or summink?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 03, 2012, 04:44:34 PM
Flattened  whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 03, 2012, 04:48:12 PM
Flattened  whistle:

That's OK, BM will soon pump her up!    eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2012, 04:50:06 PM
Flattened  whistle:

That's OK, BM will soon pump her up!    eyes:

Eh, EH!  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 04, 2012, 06:31:27 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2012, 06:35:01 AM
eeek:

Oh....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2012, 07:12:27 PM
 tunble:

Is this the most unpostiest few weeks ever?  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 07, 2012, 09:12:16 PM
You should start some new threads like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2012, 09:16:05 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 07, 2012, 09:20:28 PM
 Yargh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2012, 11:48:25 PM
Nite all...........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 08, 2012, 07:08:50 AM
tunble:

Is this the most unpostiest few weeks ever?  sad24:


Just about  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2012, 07:14:46 AM
Benn working soooooooooooooooooooooooo hard like don't even have time to post  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Still as from close of play today I am on holiday  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2012, 07:20:11 AM
Hurrah!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2012, 08:43:00 AM
I have been with guests like....  ::)

Still, they've gone now and I can fill the shite vacuum caused by Miss d's hols....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 08, 2012, 08:50:31 AM
You won't even notice I'm gone  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2012, 08:51:15 AM
[chorus] Oh yes we willll! [/chorus]  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2012, 08:53:13 AM
Been busy like.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2012, 08:55:43 AM
Been pissed like.........

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2012, 09:08:41 AM
Been pissed like.........

 whistle:

I wish........... that is planned for saturday.......... :thumbsup:

Might get to meet rio ferdinand today.................he will be pleased ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2012, 09:12:57 AM
Been pissed like.........

 whistle:

I wish........... that is planned for saturday.......... :thumbsup:

Might get to meet rio ferdinand today.................he will be pleased ....

No monkey business!  nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2012, 09:28:53 AM
Been pissed like.........

 whistle:

I wish........... that is planned for saturday.......... :thumbsup:

Might get to meet rio ferdinand today.................he will be pleased ....

No monkey business!  nonono:


Can I not go up to him and say..........oh oh I know you ......no don't tell me .....(pause) .....yes you are rio secondhand........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2012, 09:36:57 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2012, 09:38:31 AM
noooo:


It's topical........... cussing:.............he has just been dropped from the england squad.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2012, 10:25:31 AM
noooo:


It's topical........... cussing:.............he has just been dropped from the england squad.........

Wasted on me... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2012, 10:27:43 AM
noooo:


It's topical........... cussing:.............he has just been dropped from the england squad.........

Wasted on me... Shrugs:


You buying me booze............ cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2012, 10:29:03 AM
noooo:


It's topical........... cussing:.............he has just been dropped from the england squad.........

Wasted on me... Shrugs:


You buying me booze............ cloud9:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2012, 11:50:25 AM
What happened today.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2012, 12:16:51 PM
I am having a brew-a-thon.....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 09, 2012, 04:40:18 PM
I'm having a brews bruise-a-thon  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2012, 06:21:04 PM
I'm having a brews bruise-a-thon  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2012, 10:22:07 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2012, 10:40:04 AM
The Dubliners- A Pub With No Beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJW19nlzb3Q#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2012, 11:50:37 AM
I've been out, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2012, 01:05:40 PM
I'm just back in like....   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2012, 02:13:03 PM
I've been out, like

I'm just back in like....   Thumbs:

In the Nick of Time?  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 12, 2012, 02:14:55 PM
I'm werking - overtime, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2012, 02:16:20 PM
I'm werking - overtime, like.

You must be rolling in it ...... lend us a quid.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 12, 2012, 02:21:06 PM
I wish! Just making up what I lost through going to Cyprus. Still, it was nice to see BM for the hour or so he was allowed out...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2012, 03:20:22 PM
I've been out, like

I'm just back in like....   Thumbs:

In the Nick of Time?  ;)

Indeed!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 12, 2012, 05:10:48 PM
I have been working like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2012, 05:53:25 PM
I have been working like

 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2012, 05:54:26 PM
Star Trek  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2012, 06:00:49 PM
Louis ther Theroux that porn programme!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 12, 2012, 07:32:47 PM
Feetball  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2012, 04:29:40 PM
Are we shut?  sad24:
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2012, 09:01:19 PM
I was cleaning the skittle alley.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 15, 2012, 05:51:39 AM
Good dog Snoopy  :thumbsup:

Skittles "Newlyweds" [Dir. Cousins] Not affiliated w/ Skittles, not suitable for minors [ORIGINAL] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvgYAwDORo4#ws)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2012, 09:57:53 AM
I was cleaning the skittle alley.  evil:

Must have been hard work licking up all the crisps and spilled beer.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 15, 2012, 10:17:57 AM
I was cleaning the skittle alley.  evil:

Must have been hard work licking up all the crisps and spilled beer.  ;)

It's a tough job but somebody has to do it.  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2012, 01:32:20 PM
I was out like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2012, 02:48:21 PM
I was outed like...  redface:
Gayer:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2012, 02:55:19 PM
I was outed like...  redface:
Gayer:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2012, 02:57:00 PM
Where is Tipsy's eldest when you need him it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 05:01:09 PM
So what have I missed ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 05:03:14 PM
Lots of fish talk, Miss C has been laminated, Wenchy has a birthing ball  sick2: and BM is still pussy whipped
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2012, 05:05:41 PM
Fish in Turkish is called something that sounds like bollocks. I refused to eat bollocks  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 05:06:32 PM
You just talked it instead?  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2012, 05:06:59 PM
Fish in Turkish is called something that sounds like bollocks. I refused to eat bollocks  :thumbsup:


 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2012, 05:11:09 PM
Fish in Turkish is called something that sounds like bollocks. I refused to eat bollocks  :thumbsup:


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2012, 05:34:55 PM
Fish in Turkish is called something that sounds like bollocks. I refused to eat bollocks  :thumbsup:

 rubschin: When John Toshack went over ot Turkey to manage one of their sides they reckoned his name was the equivalent of bollocks  rubschin:  And they were right  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 17, 2012, 05:37:50 PM
Fish in Turkish is called something that sounds like bollocks. I refused to eat bollocks  :thumbsup:

 rubschin: When John Toshack went over ot Turkey to manage one of their sides they reckoned his name was the equivalent of bollocks  rubschin:  And they were right  lol:


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 17, 2012, 08:26:41 PM
Lots of fish talk, Miss C has been laminated, Wenchy has a birthing ball  sick2: and BM is still pussy whipped

With matching rug, the babby hatches out from the ball in a couple of weeks time I believe. It's much easier now than in our day Miss D. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 04:19:01 AM
So what have I missed ?

It has been very quiet without you....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2012, 04:45:17 AM
Are you saying I talk too much ? evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 04:56:26 AM
Are you saying I talk too much ? evil:

I couldn't possibly comment....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2012, 04:57:17 AM
Do I have to ask LL if you have permission to speak ?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 05:08:24 AM
Do I have to ask LL if you have permission to speak ?  lol:

doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 18, 2012, 06:33:04 AM
Do I have to ask LL if you have permission to speak ?  lol:

 happy001 Miss D is back  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2012, 07:52:44 AM
Lots of fish talk, Miss C has been laminated, Wenchy has a birthing ball  sick2: and BM is still pussy whipped

With matching rug, the babby hatches out from the ball in a couple of weeks time I believe. It's much easier now than in our day Miss D. noooo:

Much has changed since our fertile years my dear.

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Colour excepted, of course.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2012, 08:00:48 AM
Do I have to ask LL if you have permission to speak ?  lol:

 happy001 Miss D is back  lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 20, 2012, 10:01:53 PM
Looks like everyone is having an early nite.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2012, 04:49:08 AM
Looks like everyone is having an early nite.

I'm not allowed up late on school nights....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 21, 2012, 05:43:52 AM
I was out on my bike.   It was a beautiful evening.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2012, 01:20:17 PM
Is it gubbed again............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2012, 01:36:36 PM
No, it is your BO problem....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2012, 01:41:57 PM
No, it is your BO problem....  whistle:

I sold that stereo......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2012, 04:13:28 PM
No, it is your BO problem....  whistle:

I sold that stereo......... rubschin:

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2012, 10:02:07 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2012, 10:56:41 AM
Been to the beach like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 30, 2012, 12:20:14 PM
I'm werkin' like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2012, 12:31:10 PM
I'm werkin' like.

Are the belts in the terminal werking now...?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 30, 2012, 01:24:31 PM
Oh yes...been a tough day. My last offload was from Faro - 183 bags, including 37 sets of golf clubs. I'm banjaxed :-(
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2012, 01:41:39 PM
Oh yes...been a tough day. My last offload was from Faro - 183 bags, including 37 sets of golf clubs. I'm banjaxed :-(

Golfing terms are wasted on me.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2012, 02:37:19 PM
Golfing terms are wasted on me.... Shrugs:
Like so many other things....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2012, 03:00:31 PM
Golfing terms are wasted on me.... Shrugs:
Like so many other things....  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on June 30, 2012, 03:17:17 PM
I only just managed to get in  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2012, 03:55:46 PM
I only just managed to get in  cussing:

Is this the intercourse thread....?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 30, 2012, 05:44:34 PM
I have been buying cabin bags that will please Mr O'flighty's hand bag rules.  evil: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2012, 06:07:14 PM
Youin can never get the better of Mr O'Flighty  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2012, 06:27:44 PM
I have been watching rugby up at Twickenham. I really don't know why I bother, the blooody players don't ... I left with six minutes to go, it was 46 - 12. Just seen the final score... 58 - 12  cussing:  cussing:  cussing:

Still, Miss T will be happy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2012, 08:11:24 PM
I have been watching rugby up at Twickenham. I really don't know why I bother, the blooody players don't ... I left with six minutes to go, it was 46 - 12. Just seen the final score... 58 - 12  cussing:  cussing:  cussing:

Still, Miss T will be happy

They might have won if you'd stayed to support them...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2012, 08:53:07 PM
Well it's only worked three times so far this season. At least nobody can accuse me of being a glory hunter  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2012, 12:19:20 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2012, 12:22:36 PM
Been trying to get phone to charge ....... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 01, 2012, 02:02:11 PM
I'm at werk, like. From today, we have to wear seatbelts (where fitted) and keep vehicle doors closed when moving. Twunts!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 01, 2012, 02:06:31 PM
I'm at werk, like. From today, we have to wear seatbelts (where fitted) and keep vehicle doors closed when moving. Twunts!

Booster seats too.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 01, 2012, 02:45:07 PM
.  . . . and the smokers have to stand outside
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 01, 2012, 07:17:33 PM
45 miles on my bike to day  cloud9:  Then a drive through the lavender fields again.  Was busy in the lanes today foxes, rabbits and butterflies.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2012, 12:30:35 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 11, 2012, 12:39:34 PM
tunble:

Indeed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 11, 2012, 12:47:44 PM
Just got back from walking the hounds round the park.  Half way round, they went mental and there was much commotion in the undergrowth.  End result...


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2012, 02:47:49 PM
I gather Snoopy is in horsepickle
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2012, 04:15:57 PM
I gather Snoopy is in horsepickle

A planned visit I hope?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2012, 11:15:03 PM
Get the beers in Miss T..... stick the bill on apc's tab.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 06:07:05 AM
Get the beers in Miss T..... stick the bill on apc's tab.  :thumbsup:

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 06:17:22 AM
 happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 06:20:44 AM
why did I bother getting up. Is it usually this quiet at stupid oclock?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 06:21:36 AM
bored. tunble:

someone talk to meeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 06:28:24 AM
bored. tunble:

someone talk to meeeeeeeeee

Hey sexy gerl....  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 06:29:07 AM
just you n me hun.  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 06:29:47 AM
just you n me hun.  eyes:

Jus' you 'n' me 'n' a fridge full of Stella....  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 06:31:57 AM
heaven........ cloud9:

is it too early for beer?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 06:32:27 AM
heaven........ cloud9:

is it too early for beer?

It is never too early for beer!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 06:35:37 AM
I love you more with each passing moment.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 06:36:56 AM
I love you more with each passing moment.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 06:39:41 AM
Had a look, I have no beer!!!!!!!!!!!!    sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 06:40:08 AM
Had a look, I have no beer!!!!!!!!!!!!    sad32:

I have beer-a-plenty.....  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 06:41:41 AM
salt, meet wound.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 06:42:45 AM
salt, meet wound.

  shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 06:51:17 AM
 ::)


is it usually this quiet or is this really silly o'clock?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 07:02:25 AM
::)


is it usually this quiet or is this really silly o'clock?

It is normally bizzier by now....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 07:04:04 AM
is it me?!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 07:08:41 AM
is it me?!  eeek:

Well, I didn't like to say anyfink.....  whistle:

Perhaps you are just too... well... bawdy for this time of day....  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 07:13:39 AM
how dare you!!!!!!!!



fine.....I will make my own fucking tea.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 07:15:31 AM
how dare you!!!!!!!!



fine.....I will make my own fucking tea.

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 16, 2012, 07:18:34 AM
Good will is lost really quickly round here ain't it  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 07:20:50 AM
Good will is lost really quickly round here ain't it  lol:

It is!  lol: lol: lol:

'I love you more every moment' to that in a couple of posts....

Fickle.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 07:27:59 AM
not "fickle"......female. I have the right to change my mind as and when I see fit. OK?!

Now where's my fkn tea?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 07:34:19 AM
Potty mouth....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 07:39:20 AM
sorry. don't do mornings.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 09:22:14 AM
sorry. don't do mongs.  sad24:

Oh yes you do!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2012, 09:29:43 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 09:32:57 AM
evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2012, 09:57:31 AM
Love this man luuurve / hate reletionship of you's two's. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2012, 10:02:49 AM
Love this man luuurve / hate reletionship of you's two's. cloud9:

Man luuurve???  Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2012, 09:01:44 PM
Quiet tonight ...Miss D out buying condoms n ear-plugs ............BM trying to fix the dyson ..........Nick stalking ......Growler buffing his bonnet .......where are the rest ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 16, 2012, 09:03:21 PM
I'm werking, like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 16, 2012, 09:05:45 PM
been watching the televisor thingy.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2012, 09:21:00 PM
Nodded off on the settee, the phone just woke me up
Mum said, "just letting you know we're off on a cruise tomorrow"
JOM, "I thought that was the other week"
Mum, "oh yes it was, but dad saw a cheapy on teletext thingy, so were off to Belgium, Denmark, Estonia, Russia among other places"

That's me bloody inheritance going. I hope they spend every penny  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2012, 06:05:12 AM

That's me bloody inheritance going. I hope they spend every penny  angel1

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2012, 09:16:31 PM
Only Snoopy and I .............should you be in bed resting ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2012, 07:02:51 AM
Has everyone either melted or got stuck to the bed ?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2012, 07:16:47 AM
I'm here like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2012, 09:30:24 AM
Me too....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2012, 09:37:51 AM
Smug ClubTM  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 19, 2012, 09:39:04 AM
 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 19, 2012, 01:21:43 PM
where'd everyone go?!   all alooooooonnne!!!!!!!!!!   sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2012, 01:57:19 PM
where'd everyone go?!   all alooooooonnne!!!!!!!!!!   sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

Took the dog to the [whisper] V. E. T. [/whisper]

Now having a nice cold Stella....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2012, 04:22:56 PM
I'm having a couple of Young's, then early night - up at 03:00 tomorrow for werk. As the schools have now broken up, I expect the next 6 weeks to be horrific.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 19, 2012, 05:30:23 PM
Give us a ring at 0445hr's, me alarms set for 0430hr's but I may sleep through it
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2012, 05:42:22 PM
I'm having a couple of Young's, then early night - up at 03:00 tomorrow for werk. As the schools have now broken up, I expect the next 6 weeks to be horrific.


Too many jokes........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2012, 01:07:55 PM
Is everyone on the beach ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2012, 02:13:07 PM
I'm back like....  Thumbs:

What's not to like...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2012, 08:33:40 PM
All slow again tonight .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2012, 05:46:03 PM
I killed chat...  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 26, 2012, 08:40:23 PM
bored...............where is everyone? tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2012, 09:01:57 PM
I'm back, after exercising me back like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2012, 09:12:07 PM
I'm back, after exercising me back like


 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2012, 09:15:10 PM
No, I'm at home
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2012, 05:38:33 AM
No, I'm at home
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 05:48:25 AM
Early start for you Mr Selection sir. Starting the harvest? They were fitiing the greedy boards on the lorries here last night, I asume the harvester could be running shortly
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 06:00:25 AM
Early start for you Mr Selection sir. Starting the harvest? They were fitiing the greedy boards on the lorries here last night, I asume the harvester could be running shortly

Greedy boards!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 06:05:42 AM
It's what I have when it comes to cheese at the end of the meal like whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 06:12:26 AM
It's what I have when it comes to cheese at the end of the meal like whistle:

I used to know a guy that took his own monster plate to those 'all you can eat' places....  lol:

apc prolly does that....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2012, 06:17:46 AM
It's what I have when it comes to cheese at the end of the meal like whistle:

I used to know a guy that took his own monster plate to those 'all you can eat' places....  lol:

apc prolly does that....  ::)

You know Alan Partridge  eeek:

Alan Partridge & His Plate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5A4_jU_IFo#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2012, 06:38:05 AM
It's what I have when it comes to cheese at the end of the meal like whistle:

I used to know a guy that took his own monster plate to those 'all you can eat' places....  lol:

apc prolly does that....  ::)


 rubschin:
You know Alan Partridge  eeek:

Alan Partridge & His Plate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5A4_jU_IFo#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2012, 08:14:04 AM
Early start for you Mr Selection sir. Starting the harvest? They were fitiing the greedy boards on the lorries here last night, I asume the harvester could be running shortly

 cloud9:
Supervising and helping of course.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2012, 02:13:45 PM
Where is everyone ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 28, 2012, 03:01:46 PM
Don't you have anything else to do?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2012, 03:23:32 PM
I am here temporarily - out on the lash (not leash  evil:) this evening....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2012, 03:25:13 PM
How can someone cycle 250KM at that speed and not be dead?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 28, 2012, 03:44:30 PM
.... and most of them came straight from finishing the Tour de France last week.  Men in lycra.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2012, 03:50:27 PM
Who won........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 28, 2012, 03:56:52 PM
http://www.london2012.com/news/articles/vinokurov-claims-road-race-gold.html (http://www.london2012.com/news/articles/vinokurov-claims-road-race-gold.html)



Cav - nowhere.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2012, 03:57:29 PM
Who won........... rubschin:
Some foreign bloke
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 28, 2012, 04:05:37 PM
Miss C is here ............ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2012, 04:07:15 PM
Is she on a bike?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 28, 2012, 05:25:46 PM
 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 28, 2012, 08:54:34 PM
How can someone cycle 250KM at that speed and not be dead?

None of them broke sweat  noooo:

Good to see the crowds out supporting it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 03, 2012, 11:41:37 AM
Why so quiet today............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 03, 2012, 12:05:57 PM
P'raps we're all werkin', like?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2012, 02:26:57 PM
I have been shifting hay bales...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on August 03, 2012, 02:30:49 PM
I've been watching Limp Dicks  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2012, 02:35:16 PM
I've been watching Limp Dicks  razz:

Somebody has to I suppose....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2012, 03:02:37 PM
I was out early o'clock for a meeting, out of town via Euston on the 7:50 something. Hardly any commuters coming in, just loads of Lympic fans accompanied by kiddies with Union flag facepaint, bless 'em.
Transport surprisingly smooth  Shocked:   Announcements on Midland trains this morning were in English and French  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2012, 03:47:46 PM
I was out early o'clock for a meeting, out of town via Euston on the 7:50 something. Hardly any commuters coming in, just loads of Lympic fans accompanied by kiddies with Union flag facepaint, bless 'em.
Transport surprisingly smooth  Shocked:   Announcements on Midland trains this morning were in English and French  confused:

French???  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2012, 04:06:21 PM
Yup.  Bonjour mesdames et messieurs, ce train est le 07:57 a Crewe arretant a Watford Junction, Tring ...   terrible accent too  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 03, 2012, 05:54:29 PM
Busiest week of the year work wise.   Had to work over tonight.  Now its all hands on deck to get packed for France on Sunday.



Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 03, 2012, 06:16:33 PM
Take wine for the cows  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2012, 05:04:53 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 04, 2012, 05:20:34 PM
I have been up at the rugby. A momentous day for one who has become accustomed to losing, our fourth win of the season, 6 - 28 down at half-time, won 40 - 28, the biggest turnaround in Super-League history they say  cloud9:

I am one happy bunny but by god my throat is sore, I've been on the Jakemans lozenges all afternoon
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 04, 2012, 08:04:49 PM
I was busy, busy lunching then busy packing.  All done now though and have glass of red. Oh and excellent result btw.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 05, 2012, 04:24:18 AM
 tunble: all alone. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad016.gif&hash=63b2e1347769e8722a26e817d336e442b86d7e12) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2012, 05:21:06 AM
tunble: all alone. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad016.gif&hash=63b2e1347769e8722a26e817d336e442b86d7e12) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

I was in bed like...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 10:59:52 AM
Might have a kip in the corner ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 11:16:01 AM
I was dealing with the pool man!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 11:20:37 AM
Do tell............... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 11:50:32 AM
Do tell............... rubschin:

 cussing:

The fecking pool has a blockage between the skimmer and the pump....

I've been let down by numerous engineers who were supposed to come and fix it - I've literally been waiting in for three weeks for guys to turn up who just don't bother....

So, finally today a guy turns up - has a look - we go all through it and he agrees to the clever solution I have invented....  Thumbs:

But I felt there was a 'BUT' heading my way and sure-e-fucking-nuff....  Banghead

"I'll do it when I get back from my holiday in September"  Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 11:52:38 AM
Do tell............... rubschin:

 cussing:

The fecking pool has a blockage between the skimmer and the pump....

I've been let down by numerous engineers who were supposed to come and fix it - I've literally been waiting in for three weeks for guys to turn up who just don't bother....

So, finally today a guy turns up - has a look - we go all through it and he agrees to the clever solution I have invented....  Thumbs:

But I felt there was a 'BUT' heading my way and sure-e-fucking-nuff....  Banghead

"I'll do it when I get back from my holiday in September"  Angry9:

Wot about getting the Swedish bint in the pool.......... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 11:53:29 AM
Do tell............... rubschin:

 cussing:

The fecking pool has a blockage between the skimmer and the pump....

I've been let down by numerous engineers who were supposed to come and fix it - I've literally been waiting in for three weeks for guys to turn up who just don't bother....

So, finally today a guy turns up - has a look - we go all through it and he agrees to the clever solution I have invented....  Thumbs:

But I felt there was a 'BUT' heading my way and sure-e-fucking-nuff....  Banghead

"I'll do it when I get back from my holiday in September"  Angry9:

Wot about getting the Swedish bint in the pool.......... eeek:

I am just re-filling it.....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 11:54:35 AM
Do tell............... rubschin:

 cussing:

The fecking pool has a blockage between the skimmer and the pump....

I've been let down by numerous engineers who were supposed to come and fix it - I've literally been waiting in for three weeks for guys to turn up who just don't bother....

So, finally today a guy turns up - has a look - we go all through it and he agrees to the clever solution I have invented....  Thumbs:

But I felt there was a 'BUT' heading my way and sure-e-fucking-nuff....  Banghead

"I'll do it when I get back from my holiday in September"  Angry9:

Wot about getting the Swedish bint in the pool.......... eeek:

I am just re-filling it.....  redface:

And the pool........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 12:04:18 PM
Do tell............... rubschin:

 cussing:

The fecking pool has a blockage between the skimmer and the pump....

I've been let down by numerous engineers who were supposed to come and fix it - I've literally been waiting in for three weeks for guys to turn up who just don't bother....

So, finally today a guy turns up - has a look - we go all through it and he agrees to the clever solution I have invented....  Thumbs:

But I felt there was a 'BUT' heading my way and sure-e-fucking-nuff....  Banghead

"I'll do it when I get back from my holiday in September"  Angry9:

Wot about getting the Swedish bint in the pool.......... eeek:

I am just re-filling it.....  redface:

And the pool........... rubschin:

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 14, 2012, 03:20:02 PM
Do tell............... rubschin:

 cussing:

The fecking pool has a blockage between the skimmer and the pump....

I've been let down by numerous engineers who were supposed to come and fix it - I've literally been waiting in for three weeks for guys to turn up who just don't bother....

So, finally today a guy turns up - has a look - we go all through it and he agrees to the clever solution I have invented....  Thumbs:

But I felt there was a 'BUT' heading my way and sure-e-fucking-nuff....  Banghead

"I'll do it when I get back from my holiday in September"  Angry9:

Wot about getting the Swedish bint in the pool.......... eeek:

I am just re-filling it.....  redface:

And the pool........... rubschin:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 14, 2012, 03:21:18 PM
Do tell............... rubschin:

 cussing:

The fecking pool has a blockage between the skimmer and the pump....


Oh, I've lost count of the times that's happened to me. I feel your pain Barman  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2012, 03:30:15 PM
 :thumbsup: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 03:47:25 PM
Do tell............... rubschin:

 cussing:

The fecking pool has a blockage between the skimmer and the pump....


Oh, I've lost count of the times that's happened to me. I feel your pain Barman  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 15, 2012, 03:50:14 AM
 tunble:
someone wake up, I'm bored.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2012, 03:58:57 AM
You called?  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 15, 2012, 04:22:31 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2012, 04:27:41 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love057.gif&hash=22ecbb5e1a108b51ab0f1191df22dbbb02c31f14) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 15, 2012, 04:31:44 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love025.gif&hash=e93af2aef4f82989061ef61d7f9a874b733f22fe) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2012, 04:35:16 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love025.gif&hash=e93af2aef4f82989061ef61d7f9a874b733f22fe) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Careful - remember your condition.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 15, 2012, 04:43:17 AM
 redface:
I should be resting and getting spoiled.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2012, 04:53:42 AM
redface:
I should be resting and getting spoiled.

Fat chance of either....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 15, 2012, 04:58:04 AM
too true..........  sad24:
had my birthday now, gotta wait another year to be princess Misty again.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2012, 05:02:25 AM
too true..........  sad24:
had my birthday now, gotta wait another year to be princess Misty again.  noooo:

And nine months to be Mummy Misty....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 15, 2012, 05:05:37 AM
I'm starting to like the name "Misty".....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2012, 05:08:04 AM
I'm starting to like the name "Misty".....  rubschin:

Could work for a gerl or a boy like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2012, 10:43:50 AM
Is this a regular afternoon thing now ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2012, 10:56:35 AM
Is this a regular afternoon thing now ........ rubschin:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 15, 2012, 03:06:03 PM
I've been busy working. Come home with a headache  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 15, 2012, 05:04:28 PM

I've been busy working. Come home with a headache  sad24:



 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 15, 2012, 05:34:19 PM
Don't rub me head like that, it hurts  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2012, 05:44:14 PM
Don't rub me head like that, it hurts  sad24:

 noooo:.............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 15, 2012, 06:14:23 PM
Don't rub me head like that, it hurts  sad24:

 noooo:.............

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2012, 11:43:45 AM
And again...........is there a secret room .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 16, 2012, 12:14:17 PM
I am here, as are a few others. Just stopped for lunch
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2012, 12:35:40 PM
And again...........is there a secret room .......... rubschin:

Oh noes!  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on August 21, 2012, 10:49:25 AM
Everyody's buggered off again!  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2012, 10:50:40 AM
I am here...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 12:00:32 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2012, 12:06:14 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 12:07:57 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2012, 12:08:58 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 12:13:06 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2012, 12:16:45 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:


A party ........... :thumbsup:     or breakfast as Miss T calls it.............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 12:21:09 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:


A party ........... :thumbsup:     or breakfast as Miss T calls it.............

I should have got some food too....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2012, 12:23:33 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:


A party ........... :thumbsup:     or breakfast as Miss T calls it.............

I should have got some food too....  rubschin:

Crisps n nuts ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 12:24:33 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:


A party ........... :thumbsup:     or breakfast as Miss T calls it.............

I should have got some food too....  rubschin:

Crisps n nuts ......... rubschin:

Do they sell those then....? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 21, 2012, 12:26:22 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:


66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer and you have the audacity to come on here and whimper. nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 12:28:51 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:


66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer and you have the audacity to come on here and whimper. nonono:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2012, 12:30:04 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:


66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer and you have the audacity to come on here and whimper. nonono:


I know ONLY 72 beers .............. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 21, 2012, 12:34:09 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:


I'm on my way.........  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-happy020.gif&hash=523aa07ffc970c09ddf74e3aee8db1a2fe8e19fe) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 12:35:02 PM
I've been out shopping like....  evil:

Lidl.............. :thumbsup:

€297!  sad24:

That is alot of booze WTF did you buy.............. eeek:

66 bottles of wine and 72 cans of beer mainly....  redface:


I'm on my way.........  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-happy020.gif&hash=523aa07ffc970c09ddf74e3aee8db1a2fe8e19fe) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

No Stella tho....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 21, 2012, 01:18:28 PM
as long as the white wine is chilled I am a happy bunny. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femoticons%2Femoticon-animal-001.gif&hash=72aed224cc8935348d9b314582669ff961d3a620) (http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 01:19:42 PM
as long as the white wine is chilled I am a happy bunny.  http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-animal-smileys-654.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-animal-smileys-654.gif)

Happy but postally incompetent!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 21, 2012, 01:20:49 PM
as long as the white wine is chilled I am a happy bunny.  http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-animal-smileys-654.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-animal-smileys-654.gif)

 I am Happy but impotent!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 01:21:52 PM
as long as the white wine is chilled I am a happy bunny.  http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-animal-smileys-654.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-animal-smileys-654.gif)

 I am Happy but impotent!  point:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 21, 2012, 01:22:46 PM
See.....don't fuck with me.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 01:24:24 PM
See.....don't fuck with me.  :thumbsup:

Potty mouth...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2012, 01:28:13 PM
She's worserer than Miss D  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 21, 2012, 01:34:40 PM
sorry. am suitably abashed.  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-ashamed008.gif&hash=bd4375651b917c05d08c3c101a3a9aa2c0de0312) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 21, 2012, 04:50:44 PM
as long as the white wine is chilled I am a happy bunny. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femoticons%2Femoticon-animal-001.gif&hash=72aed224cc8935348d9b314582669ff961d3a620) (http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons.php)

"Can I buy you a drink Miss T"
"Ooh yes, wine please"
"Which do you prefer, red or white?"
"A pint!"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2012, 04:51:39 PM
 :thumbsup: drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 22, 2012, 08:13:58 AM
 lol: lol:

where is evereybody?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 08:21:30 AM
I am trying to decide what to avoid doing today
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 22, 2012, 08:29:46 AM
EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2012, 08:31:51 AM
LL's sister is arriving today.... consequently the house and garden has to be spotless....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 22, 2012, 08:40:32 AM
you got your pinny on?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2012, 08:50:51 AM
you got your pinny on?

No....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 22, 2012, 09:05:17 AM
LL's sister is arriving today.... consequently the house and garden has to be spotless....   ::)

Why?
Who sez?

LL I suspect, yes? Banghead


That is sssssssso false you know, and I'm quite suprised tbqhfas. eeek:
I thought you were/are one of the REAL geezers 'round 'ere that won't take any nonsense from ANY wimmin.

You've washed MeMi bits in the dish washer,  :thumbsup: and had stripped down oily bits on the kitchen table,  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: grease on the floor,  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: ALL most admirable,  cloud9: so what's changed ey?
 
I'm most saddened at these seemingly new and most wrong 'mousey' tendencies. cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 22, 2012, 09:12:17 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2F6hmmo7vrf%2FCorbis_AX053144.jpg&hash=265731d4132b3a37a84d68fec63a08285a44e899) (http://postimage.org/image/6hmmo7vrf/)
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2012, 09:19:59 AM
LL's sister is arriving today.... consequently the house and garden has to be spotless....   ::)

Why?
Who sez?

LL I suspect, yes? Banghead


That is sssssssso false you know, and I'm quite suprised tbqhfas. eeek:
I thought you were/are one of the REAL geezers 'round 'ere that won't take any nonsense from ANY wimmin.

You've washed MeMi bits in the dish washer,  :thumbsup: and had stripped down oily bits on the kitchen table,  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: grease on the floor,  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: ALL most admirable,  cloud9: so what's changed ey?
 
I'm most saddened at these seemingly new and most wrong 'mousey' tendencies. cry:

Calm down Bear....  lol: lol: lol:

I'm just loading stuff on me motorbike - I'm off out shooting this arvo...  Thumbs:

Is that betterer?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 22, 2012, 09:21:49 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2F6hmmo7vrf%2FCorbis_AX053144.jpg&hash=265731d4132b3a37a84d68fec63a08285a44e899) (http://postimage.org/image/6hmmo7vrf/)
 point:

Now look 'ere YOU, you owld bat, cussing:  this is NOT a laffin' matter.
 It's a mosr serious development in the wrong direction.
I'm most upset and feel almost as though I've partly lost a freind. cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2012, 09:27:24 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2F6hmmo7vrf%2FCorbis_AX053144.jpg&hash=265731d4132b3a37a84d68fec63a08285a44e899) (http://postimage.org/image/6hmmo7vrf/)
 point:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 22, 2012, 09:33:09 AM
I am trying to decide what to avoid doing today

What an excellent way of spending the day I think that I might join you.  Want some coffee while we mull this problem over?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 09:35:39 AM
And biccies too please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on August 22, 2012, 09:38:24 AM
I am trying to decide what to avoid doing today

What an excellent way of spending the day I think that I might join you.  Want some coffee while we mull this problem over?

Don't forget to give him one of my cakes too, you know, save him nicking it like, bloody rancid  little  heathen of a termite ...him not you btw.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 22, 2012, 05:18:47 PM
LL's sister is arriving today.... consequently the house and garden has to be spotless....   ::)

Why?
Who sez?

LL I suspect, yes? Banghead


That is sssssssso false you know, and I'm quite suprised tbqhfas. eeek:
I thought you were/are one of the REAL geezers 'round 'ere that won't take any nonsense from ANY wimmin.

You've washed MeMi bits in the dish washer,  :thumbsup: and had stripped down oily bits on the kitchen table,  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: grease on the floor,  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: ALL most admirable,  cloud9: so what's changed ey?
 
I'm most saddened at these seemingly new and most wrong 'mousey' tendencies. cry:

I think all that coincided with LL being over here like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2012, 05:33:08 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2F6hmmo7vrf%2FCorbis_AX053144.jpg&hash=265731d4132b3a37a84d68fec63a08285a44e899) (http://postimage.org/image/6hmmo7vrf/)
 point:
I'm most upset and feel almost as though I've partly lost a freind. cry:

Lost part(s) of a friend more like, the same as Snoopy's dog.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 23, 2012, 12:40:39 PM
where did everyone go? just me and apc left.......and it's a bit sad to converse via VP when he is sitting across the room from me.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2012, 12:56:03 PM
I'm here!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 23, 2012, 01:20:17 PM
oh thank god!!!!!! thought I was going to have to talk to apc. phew. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angelic001.gif&hash=695c34365bd25a1ff512eac0fe478caf5943834c) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2012, 01:38:09 PM
oh thank god!!!!!! thought I was going to have to talk to apc. phew. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angelic001.gif&hash=695c34365bd25a1ff512eac0fe478caf5943834c) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

God-like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2012, 01:39:04 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2012, 01:40:49 PM
evil:

Oi, get that off yer boat race and get that boat trip sorted!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2012, 01:43:09 PM
evil:

Oi, get that off yer boat race and get that boat trip sorted!  cussing:

oh yeah.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2012, 01:44:07 PM
evil:

Oi, get that off yer boat race and get that boat trip sorted!  cussing:

oh yeah.......... rubschin:

Forgot....?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2012, 01:45:07 PM
evil:

Oi, get that off yer boat race and get that boat trip sorted!  cussing:

oh yeah.......... rubschin:

Forgot....?  ::)

No ..........on the case like .......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2012, 01:48:52 PM
But off to find my shepherd now............ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2012, 01:55:29 PM
But off to find my shepherd now............ :thumbsup:

Spare all pumped-up like....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2012, 09:23:41 AM
Why did I get up.......... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on September 04, 2012, 10:12:56 AM
Why did I get up.......... evil:

Shit the bed?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2012, 08:05:19 PM
BM (the one with the thumb print in his head) has cleared off. LL must have given him his marching orders again  noooo:

We shall now commence drinking on the house.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2012, 10:16:45 PM
BM (the one with the thumb print in his head) has cleared off. LL must have given him his marching orders again  noooo:

We shall now commence drinking on the house.  :thumbsup:

From where ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 15, 2012, 12:32:11 PM
Has The big boy scared everyone off .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2012, 12:40:19 PM
Bin werkin on me car like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 15, 2012, 02:04:49 PM
Been on my bike.  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Big Boy on September 15, 2012, 02:08:11 PM
Wifebeater for me and WKD for the tarts  :thumbsup:

Whose this gipsy? She legit?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 15, 2012, 02:31:24 PM
would love a blue WKD right now actually. been bobbing around in the pool on me lilo. thirsty work.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 15, 2012, 02:46:27 PM
been to the shop, no WKD but got meself a couple of bacardi brezzers.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Big Boy on September 15, 2012, 02:50:48 PM
been to the shop, no WKD but got meself a couple of bacardi brezzers.  cloud9:
:thumbsup:  My kind of tart

Wanna pickled egg?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 15, 2012, 03:32:27 PM
been to the shop, no WKD but got meself a couple of bacardi brezzers.  cloud9:
:thumbsup:  My kind of tart

Wanna pickled egg?

Smooth talkin' bastard aren't you ey? whistle:

Bet the gerlies are constantly flockin' 'round you like ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Big Boy on September 15, 2012, 03:37:48 PM
The tarts in here will do anything for a sniff of WKD
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 15, 2012, 03:51:17 PM
The tarts in here will do anything for a sniff of WKD

Where's "in 'ere" like then you owld scrote?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Big Boy on September 15, 2012, 03:56:00 PM
This pub. But they all seem a bit mouthy apart from teh cheevus tart
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 15, 2012, 04:00:08 PM
I get a feeling someone was bullied at school...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Big Boy on September 15, 2012, 04:06:16 PM
Not me. I got chucked out of school  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 15, 2012, 04:15:56 PM
shocking
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2012, 04:17:40 PM
shocking

Quite so.

The special needs provision is shameful these days. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 15, 2012, 07:58:25 PM
I get a feeling someone was bullied at school...

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 15, 2012, 07:59:15 PM
I get a feeling someone was bullied at school...

 redface:

Nor'eny more though. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2012, 08:02:13 PM
 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 15, 2012, 08:05:32 PM
happy100 happy100

Don't want sympathy. I'm WELL 'ard now, unlike this new gay lord we 'ave in our midst, piggin' 'arf wit. Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Big Boy on September 16, 2012, 05:19:57 PM
Tyson will shaft you you cock. Were have all the tarts gone? I have WKD dosh here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Big Boy on September 16, 2012, 06:43:29 PM
Tarts all gone

Time for a wank

Wifebeater and tissues you NOW
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 16, 2012, 06:47:54 PM
Tarts all gone

Time for a wank

Wifebeater and tissues you NOW

Tosser  Wankah:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2012, 07:20:03 PM
Get a room you two!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 16, 2012, 09:24:25 PM
Quote
We have tried to create an environment, rather like your favourite pub where you can feel at home among friends.

Duplicate account or newcomer, I come here to escape the fuckwits in the real world. I'm off to The Bell at Aldworth
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 16, 2012, 09:48:26 PM
Quote
We have tried to create an environment, rather like your favourite pub where you can feel at home among friends.

Duplicate account or newcomer, I come here to escape the fuckwits in the real world. I'm off to The Bell at Aldworth

Duplicate accounts and changing the user names of existing ones.
All totally purile childish and pointless.
Glad to say I've never done either and have no intention of.
Not bad for someone who's apparently as "thick as sweet pig shit" with a low IQ too ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Big Boy on September 17, 2012, 03:27:31 PM
Wifebeater, pickled egg and some pork scratchings for Tyson. Where are all the tarts?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2012, 04:05:07 PM
Wifebeater, pickled egg and some pork scratchings for Tyson. Where are all the tarts?

I think you've driven everybody away...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2012, 04:17:02 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Big Boy on September 17, 2012, 05:54:53 PM
Who this twat?>
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 07:31:46 PM
Just Nick* and me in the pub like.... Shrugs:

Pull up a stool and have a beer with me Nick mate....  Thumbs:












* Nick, Olga, Mr. Wench, Desmond Bore, God, The Devil, The Big Boy, etc.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 07:39:42 PM
One mention of free drink and Miss D logs in....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 07:41:38 PM
Ta, a bottle of gin adn the same for my mates
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 07:45:42 PM
Ta, a bottle of gin adn the same for my mates

God doesn't drink surely...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2012, 08:14:18 PM
One mention of free drink and Miss D logs in....  ::)

I don't drink alcahole anymore remember !
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 08:25:23 PM
One mention of free drink and Miss D logs in....  ::)

I don't drink alcahole anymore remember !

I think it is more likely that god is a member of the VP....  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2012, 08:29:12 PM
 :thumbsup:

I am currently boiling my underpants  :thumbsup:  It seemed wise
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2012, 08:30:22 PM
:thumbsup:

I am currently boiling my underpants  :thumbsup:  It seemed wise

Take them off first won't you...?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2012, 08:32:03 PM
He did say it seemed wise. Maybe it turned out not to be the case.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2012, 08:33:16 PM
One mention of free drink and Miss D logs in....  ::)

I don't drink alcahole anymore remember !

I think it is more likely that god is a member of the VP....  ::)

Amen to that
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on September 24, 2012, 10:31:48 PM
Alone again.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 24, 2012, 11:28:32 PM
Naturally!         



Boom, Boom!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 25, 2012, 01:42:53 AM
anyone up? ...cant sleep.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 25, 2012, 01:44:28 AM
nobody?  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 25, 2012, 01:44:57 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 25, 2012, 01:45:51 AM
 sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 25, 2012, 01:48:03 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep002.gif&hash=d94f9de75a0265d50fa4a52ba4862bb78ef9d4a6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 25, 2012, 02:32:02 AM
Morning Miss T  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2012, 06:06:06 AM
How did you all get in at that hour....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 25, 2012, 07:32:13 AM
Prolly hid in the bogs while you locked up - them emerged to make whoopee!    eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 25, 2012, 08:20:00 AM
Prolly hid in the bogs while you locked up - them emerged to make whoopee!    eyes:

Bah!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 25, 2012, 08:56:07 AM
 cloud9: ;D eastdrink048 eatdrink013 Popcorn: Party001: :dogrun:  sick2: whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 27, 2012, 10:23:03 PM
BM has had a good night at his ampitheatre......so the drinks are on him.

Who is serving?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 27, 2012, 10:24:58 PM
BM has had a good night at his ampitheatre......so the drinks are on him.

Who is serving?

Me .........but it finished at 12 ....and he was home well early....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 27, 2012, 10:27:42 PM
BM has had a good night at his ampitheatre......so the drinks are on him.

Who is serving?

Me .........but it finished at 12 ....and he was home well early....... noooo:

The norm.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 20, 2012, 01:14:46 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2012, 01:16:07 PM
I'm here!


BUT I am bizzy like so have the VP in the background ~ just to keep an eye on you all.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 20, 2012, 01:17:57 PM
I'm here!


BUT I am bizzy like so have the VP in the background ~ just to keep an eye on you all.


 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 20, 2012, 01:42:08 PM
I'm here but it's a good day's racing on the telly so I'm just popping in now and again like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 20, 2012, 01:47:56 PM
I have been in and out as I have been bizzy upstairs sorting 'stuff' out. I have got some jacks (the toy sort rather than the car sort) that you can play with if you would like them, or some playing cards perhaps?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2012, 01:49:16 PM
I have been in and out as I have been bizzy upstairs sorting 'stuff' out. I have got some jacks (the toy sort rather than the car sort) that you can play with if you would like them, or some playing cards perhaps?
Any 'Fuzzy Felt' ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2012, 01:54:15 PM
I have been in and out as I have been bizzy upstairs sorting 'stuff' out. I have got some jacks (the toy sort rather than the car sort) that you can play with if you would like them, or some playing cards perhaps?
Any 'Fuzzy Felt' ?

Lord Love Us ~ Fuzzy Felt! That takes me back many years to when a previous family had that stuff.
As I recall the Afghan Hound I had at the time ate most of it.
First I knew about him getting it was when his sh*t came out all multi coloured.
Gave me quite a turn at the time!  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 20, 2012, 01:56:54 PM
I have been in and out as I have been bizzy upstairs sorting 'stuff' out. I have got some jacks (the toy sort rather than the car sort) that you can play with if you would like them, or some playing cards perhaps?
Any 'Fuzzy Felt' ?

Lord Love Us ~ Fuzzy Felt! That takes me back many years to when a previous family had that stuff.
As I recall the Afghan Hound I had at the time ate most of it.
First I knew about him getting it was when his sh*t came out all multi coloured.
Gave me quite a turn at the time!  confused:


Misty is friends with the grand daughter of the inventor of fuzzy felt ........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 20, 2012, 01:58:24 PM
I have been in and out as I have been bizzy upstairs sorting 'stuff' out. I have got some jacks (the toy sort rather than the car sort) that you can play with if you would like them, or some playing cards perhaps?
Any 'Fuzzy Felt' ?

Fuzzy Felt. cloud9:  I can remember playing with it at infant school we weren't allowed it at home my Father thought it a waste of good money.

Lord Love Us ~ Fuzzy Felt! That takes me back many years to when a previous family had that stuff.
As I recall the Afghan Hound I had at the time ate most of it.
First I knew about him getting it was when his sh*t came out all multi coloured.
Gave me quite a turn at the time!  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on October 20, 2012, 01:59:22 PM
I have been in and out as I have been bizzy upstairs sorting 'stuff' out. I have got some jacks (the toy sort rather than the car sort) that you can play with if you would like them, or some playing cards perhaps?
Any 'Fuzzy Felt' ?

Lord Love Us ~ Fuzzy Felt! That takes me back many years to when a previous family had that stuff.
As I recall the Afghan Hound I had at the time ate most of it.
First I knew about him getting it was when his sh*t came out all multi coloured.
Gave me quite a turn at the time!  confused:


Misty is friends with the grand daughter of the inventor of fuzzy felt ........ :thumbsup:

Do let them know it takes a full four days to get it out of an Afghan Hound's digestive system!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2012, 02:02:22 PM
I have been in and out as I have been bizzy upstairs sorting 'stuff' out. I have got some jacks (the toy sort rather than the car sort) that you can play with if you would like them, or some playing cards perhaps?
Any 'Fuzzy Felt' ?

Lord Love Us ~ Fuzzy Felt! That takes me back many years to when a previous family had that stuff.
As I recall the Afghan Hound I had at the time ate most of it.
First I knew about him getting it was when his sh*t came out all multi coloured.
Gave me quite a turn at the time!  confused:


Misty is friends with the grand daughter of the inventor of fuzzy felt ........ :thumbsup:

Not Jimmy felt? (The sort that's not fuzzy)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 20, 2012, 05:41:56 PM
I have been in and out as I have been bizzy upstairs sorting 'stuff' out. I have got some jacks (the toy sort rather than the car sort) that you can play with if you would like them, or some playing cards perhaps?
Any 'Fuzzy Felt' ?

Fuzzy Felt. cloud9:  I can remember playing with it at infant school we weren't allowed it at home, Father thought it a waste of good money.

Lord Love Us ~ Fuzzy Felt! That takes me back many years to when a previous family had that stuff.
As I recall the Afghan Hound I had at the time ate most of it.
First I knew about him getting it was when his sh*t came out all multi coloured.
Gave me quite a turn at the time!  confused:

Well, that went well.  I will get the hang of it all one day.

I think we should get Nick to eat some Fuzzy Felt, not Jimmy Felt or Vanessa Feltz and see how long it takes to get through his digestive system.  There is no rhyme nor reason behind this it is just something we should do because we can. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 24, 2012, 10:27:57 PM
Was very quiet, now deserted!

have we been closed down?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 25, 2012, 08:12:18 AM
Not as far as I know - just so bloody slow that most have legged it in frustration!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2012, 08:24:46 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 26, 2012, 08:37:50 PM
I have been in and out as I have been bizzy upstairs sorting 'stuff' out. I have got some jacks (the toy sort rather than the car sort) that you can play with if you would like them, or some playing cards perhaps?
Any 'Fuzzy Felt' ?

Fuzzy Felt. cloud9:  I can remember playing with it at infant school we weren't allowed it at home, Father thought it a waste of good money.

Lord Love Us ~ Fuzzy Felt! That takes me back many years to when a previous family had that stuff.
As I recall the Afghan Hound I had at the time ate most of it.
First I knew about him getting it was when his sh*t came out all multi coloured.
Gave me quite a turn at the time!  confused:

Well, that went well.  I will get the hang of it all one day.

I think we should get Nick to eat some Fuzzy Felt, not Jimmy Felt or Vanessa Feltz and see how long it takes to get through his digestive system.  There is no rhyme nor reason behind this it is just something we should do because we can. eveilgrin:

I don't think that would be a good idea Miss C. Nick seems to work on a warped version of Nietzsche, that which does not kill him makes him stranger.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2012, 01:41:27 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2012, 01:42:14 PM
I am werking on Me-Mi like....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2012, 01:46:18 PM
I am werking on Me-Mi like....  cloud9:

Talking of m/t bars TMR's has closed today and Zorros bar ,,,,been there 18 years ........ sad24:      where are all the drinkers....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2012, 02:06:57 PM
I am werking on Me-Mi like....  cloud9:

Talking of m/t bars TMR's has closed today and Zorros bar ,,,,been there 18 years ........ sad24:      where are all the drinkers....... noooo:

Working on Me-Mi! lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 01, 2012, 02:14:44 PM
just us BM, now we are alone like.....  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2012, 02:16:36 PM
just us BM, now we are alone like.....  eyes:

Hubba, hubba!  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2012, 02:21:42 PM
I am werking on Me-Mi like....  cloud9:

Talking of m/t bars TMR's has closed today and Zorros bar ,,,,been there 18 years ........ sad24:      where are all the drinkers....... noooo:

Working on Me-Mi! lol:


I read that as not allowed out ........... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2012, 02:27:37 PM
I am werking on Me-Mi like....  cloud9:

Talking of m/t bars TMR's has closed today and Zorros bar ,,,,been there 18 years ........ sad24:      where are all the drinkers....... noooo:

Working on Me-Mi! lol:


I read that as not allowed out ........... whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 01, 2012, 02:50:21 PM
Apc is prolly right...

I'm in my local enjoying a few Young's
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2012, 02:58:56 PM
Apc is prolly right...

I'm in my local enjoying a few Young's


Said Jimmy Savile................ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2012, 03:22:39 PM
Apc is prolly right...

I'm in my local enjoying a few Young's


Said Jimmy Savile................ whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2012, 04:52:53 PM
Been to see Skyfall, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2012, 05:11:42 PM
Been to see Skyfall, like


Wrong section ............. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 09:53:12 PM
apc is buying.......what does everyone want?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 09:53:59 PM
Some smelling salts  Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 09:56:47 PM
Some smelling salts  Shocked:

About right.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2012, 08:44:50 PM
Where is everyone ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 07, 2012, 08:46:18 PM
They are the VP VIP party  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2012, 10:15:11 PM
Did you not get your invite?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2012, 10:31:49 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 08, 2012, 12:15:14 AM
Just back from work. It's very odd getting home at a "reasonable" hour; there's still quite a bit of traffic, the lights in my local pub are still on and the birds aren't twittering their morning chorus.

A couple of beers then bed - last day on shift tomorrow, then off for 3. Perfick!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 08, 2012, 12:17:33 AM
Just back from work. It's very odd getting home at a "reasonable" hour; there's still quite a bit of traffic, the lights in my local pub are still on and the birds aren't twittering their morning chorus.

A couple of beers then bed - last day on shift tomorrow, then off for 3. Perfick!

 :thumbsup:   Couple of vinos myself......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 08, 2012, 12:21:14 AM
Just back from work. It's very odd getting home at a "reasonable" hour; there's still quite a bit of traffic, the lights in my local pub are still on and the birds aren't twittering their morning chorus.

A couple of beers then bed - last day on shift tomorrow, then off for 3. Perfick!

 :thumbsup:   Couple of vinos myself......

Cheers!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2012, 12:55:37 AM
Seems like a good idea....Cheers.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2012, 05:16:40 AM
Where is everyone ........ rubschin:

I'd taken my favourite teddy up the wooden steps to Bedfordshire...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 09, 2012, 11:33:30 PM
Half past eleven on a Friday and I'm on med lonesome!

Lightweights.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 09, 2012, 11:41:16 PM
Get the beers in........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 09, 2012, 11:55:19 PM
Friday night!!!!!!! Where's the Par-T at!?   (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-dance006.gif&hash=81c2f43c43dcefe16bb98f274e86d922adb2e382) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 10, 2012, 01:52:26 AM
never mind.... nite nite. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sleep013.gif&hash=7e1664ae3bfbbe3e09ecd000ee7790d434fba00a) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2012, 01:46:45 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2012, 02:24:04 PM
tunble:

I am covered in clutch fluid...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2012, 04:55:28 PM
tunble:

I am covered in clutch fluid...  evil:

A bit of a plematureness plobrem?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2012, 05:05:33 PM
tunble:

I am covered in clutch fluid...  evil:

A bit of a plematureness plobrem?


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2012, 05:52:13 PM
tunble:

I am covered in clutch fluid...  evil:

A bit of a plematureness plobrem?

 lol: lol: lol:

I had a leaky joint.... got it in my mouth and everywhere....  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 18, 2012, 06:06:29 PM
tunble:

I am covered in clutch fluid...  evil:

A bit of a plematureness plobrem?

 lol: lol: lol:

I had a leaky joint.... got it in my mouth and everywhere....  sick2:

 shocked003 shocked003 sleep017
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2012, 06:22:54 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 25, 2012, 02:10:30 PM
all alone.  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2012, 02:34:38 PM
 Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2012, 02:50:52 PM
all alone.  sad32:


happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 25, 2012, 03:34:43 PM
 cloud9: thats betterer
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2012, 03:44:36 PM
cloud9: thats betterer
cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2012, 03:47:07 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 25, 2012, 03:48:34 PM
Now what?! this one handed spanking is getting out of hand.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2012, 03:49:38 PM
Now what?! this one handed spanking is getting out of hand.
Ignore him...  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2012, 03:57:47 PM
i enjoy it. pop in later  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
*Ignores Nick*
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 25, 2012, 09:06:28 PM
i enjoy it. pop in later  eyes:


cant hear you....................... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2012, 09:14:46 PM
i enjoy it. pop in later  eyes:


cant hear you....................... whistle:

Nick....Fap Fap Fap............  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 25, 2012, 09:58:25 PM
 :lalalala     



 sick2:



Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 26, 2012, 11:33:29 PM
Seems like an early nite for everybody.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2012, 07:18:47 AM
I fell asleep in the chair ~ woke at half past midnight...... Everyone had gone. redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
I fell asleep in the chair ~ woke at half past midnight...... Everyone had gone. redface:

Dogging...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2012, 07:57:17 AM
I fell asleep in the chair ~ woke at half past midnight...... Everyone had gone. redface:

Dogging...?  rubschin:

New Meds I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2012, 09:32:10 AM
I fell asleep in the chair ~ woke at half past midnight...... Everyone had gone. redface:

I expect they had put a warm blanket over you first, and left your favourite squeaky toy within easy reach.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on November 27, 2012, 11:41:00 PM
Another early nite for everyone it appears.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 27, 2012, 11:41:53 PM
Another early nite for everyone it appears.

Oi .........still here as usual .......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2012, 07:17:28 PM
Just coz BM is in bed ..............everyone else can stay..............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2012, 07:27:04 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2012, 07:39:49 PM
On BMs tab.............. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2012, 07:40:39 PM
Too feckin right!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2012, 08:09:57 PM
Just coz BM is in bed ..............everyone else can stay..............

Going down The Fishing Shack........fancy a beer or two?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2012, 08:20:18 PM
Just coz BM is in bed ..............everyone else can stay..............

Going down The Fishing Shack........fancy a beer or two?


Looking after the sicko............. noooo:      about tomorrow tho........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2012, 08:25:50 PM
Just coz BM is in bed ..............everyone else can stay..............

Going down The Fishing Shack........fancy a beer or two?


Looking after the sicko............. noooo:      about tomorrow tho........... :thumbsup:

Sounds like a good idea.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2012, 02:26:56 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2012, 02:31:45 PM
I was walking the dogs like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 11, 2012, 12:48:24 PM
Wot happened
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2012, 01:06:22 PM
They had a shit and I brought them home... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 11, 2012, 02:45:32 PM
They had a shit and I brought them home... Shrugs:

You don't have to tell everyone you know  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2012, 04:04:26 PM
Has everyone gone to meet BM at the airport............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2012, 04:11:50 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2012, 04:18:31 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:

At BM towers........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2012, 05:01:09 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:

At BM towers........ rubschin:

 razz: Hic.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 16, 2012, 08:11:41 PM
 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2012, 08:22:04 PM
Evening Ginje......good to see that you have turned up.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2012, 12:43:01 AM
Page 666  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 17, 2012, 07:06:56 AM
I'm not posting on it.   







ooops!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 17, 2012, 09:50:57 AM
Maybe the Mayans were right . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2012, 04:50:14 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2012, 05:12:35 PM
 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 28, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Where is everyone............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2012, 03:00:43 PM
Been getting manhandled  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 28, 2012, 03:39:52 PM
Lucky boy  :thumbsup: Do tell.... Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 28, 2012, 03:45:28 PM
Werkin. Doing headsets in this weather is no fun.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2012, 04:40:07 PM
Where is everyone............ rubschin:

Some of us have lives to lead ............... during "Normal" hours.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2012, 05:32:20 PM
Been to the London Aquarium... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2012, 05:38:04 PM
I bet that was a few squid  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2012, 05:39:00 PM
I bet that was a few squid  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 drumroll:

 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2012, 07:18:42 PM
Werkin. Doing headsets in this weather is no fun.

At least your ears are warm.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2013, 04:49:05 PM
 tunble:   All watching the footy........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2013, 04:58:11 PM
tunble:   All watching the footy........ rubschin:

Watching the movie!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2013, 05:07:49 PM
Been to see Life of Pi at cinema  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2013, 05:09:49 PM
Been to see Life of Pi at cinema  :thumbsup:

I heard it was shite...?

The book was excellent....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2013, 05:11:20 PM
No it was good and visually stunning in 3D  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2013, 05:16:07 PM
3D fantastic knockers you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2013, 05:17:07 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2013, 05:20:31 PM
Now it's crowded......... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2013, 05:22:30 PM
Barbara Streisand in 3 D would be scarey  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 06, 2013, 05:24:50 PM
Barbara Streisand in 3 D would be scarey  scared2:

Like your spelling  point:

Here  - http://www.materialology.com/?p=7080 - buy it through BM's Amazon linky...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2013, 05:26:53 PM
Barbara Streisand in 3 D would be scarey  scared2:

Like your spelling  point:

Here  - http://www.materialology.com/?p=7080 - buy it through BM's Amazon linky...

That will set back his recovery............. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2013, 05:28:29 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2013, 07:23:58 PM
Barbara Streisand in 3 D would be scarey  scared2:

Just your very presence in here is piggin' scary. scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2013, 02:47:15 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2013, 09:51:37 PM
Sorry but I have been very bizzy like.
Just came in to see what has been going on ...... The usual mixture of gutter and insults I'm pleased to find  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2013, 10:00:03 PM
It has been very quiet today - everybody is bizzy....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Snoopy on January 22, 2013, 10:01:28 PM
Tax is due end of January.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2013, 10:06:06 PM
Tax is due end of January.

Tax...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2013, 10:17:56 PM
Tax is due end of January.

Tax...?  rubschin:

Yeah............car tax........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 22, 2013, 10:18:23 PM
Tax is due end of January.

Tax...?  rubschin:

 rubschin: That is what you nail your carpets down with I think.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2013, 06:53:35 AM
Tax is due end of January.

Tax...?  rubschin:

Yeah............car tax........

Oh yes... doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2013, 12:50:17 AM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:

Same here................ redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2013, 01:15:20 AM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:

Same here................ redface:

We could take a trip down to BM's place......he has got loads, you can drink his homebrew.   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2013, 01:23:58 AM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:

Same here................ redface:

We could take a trip down to BM's place......he has got loads, you can drink his homebrew.   Thumbs:

I would stick to anti-freeze I think......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2013, 01:29:29 AM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:

Same here................ redface:

We could take a trip down to BM's place......he has got loads, you can drink his homebrew.   Thumbs:

I would stick to anti-freeze I think......... noooo:

 :thumbsup: Nighty nite.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2013, 07:48:03 AM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:

Same here................ redface:

We could take a trip down to BM's place......he has got loads, you can drink his homebrew.   Thumbs:

No brew at the moment....  noooo:

I am waiting for a mahoosive new brewpot to arrive from the UK - should be here next week!  Thumbs:

Two weeks after that >>>  NickSick
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2013, 01:27:43 PM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:

Same here................ redface:

We could take a trip down to BM's place......he has got loads, you can drink his homebrew.   Thumbs:

No brew at the moment....  noooo:

I am waiting for a mahoosive new brewpot to arrive from the UK - should be here next week!  Thumbs:

Two weeks after that >>>  NickSick


I think that's an invite........for Baldy and I.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2013, 01:28:59 PM
what about me?  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2013, 01:31:16 PM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:

Same here................ redface:

We could take a trip down to BM's place......he has got loads, you can drink his homebrew.   Thumbs:

No brew at the moment....  noooo:

I am waiting for a mahoosive new brewpot to arrive from the UK - should be here next week!  Thumbs:

Two weeks after that >>>  NickSick


I think that's an invite........for Baldy and I.......... rubschin:

If you like...   Thumbs:

Several gallons of London Pride will be up first...  Drool:

I'll get you a few bottles of Babycham so you don't feel left out like....  ;)

Oh and some tins of Stella for Misty!  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2013, 01:33:21 PM
I love you.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2013, 01:34:21 PM
I love you.  cloud9:

Mutual I'm sure...  cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2013, 01:47:53 PM
 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love014.gif&hash=88a7dcadd70e1e985176c88ee301078fae09cbca) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2013, 01:53:07 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love014.gif&hash=88a7dcadd70e1e985176c88ee301078fae09cbca) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2013, 02:00:58 PM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:

Same here................ redface:

We could take a trip down to BM's place......he has got loads, you can drink his homebrew.   Thumbs:

No brew at the moment....  noooo:

I am waiting for a mahoosive new brewpot to arrive from the UK - should be here next week!  Thumbs:

Two weeks after that >>>  NickSick


I think that's an invite........for Baldy and I.......... rubschin:

If you like...   Thumbs:

Several gallons of London Pride will be up first...  Drool:

I'll get you a few bottles of Babycham so you don't feel left out like....  ;)

Oh and some tins of Stella for Misty!  ;)

Better get some drinking practise in.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2013, 02:01:42 PM
Running out of collapso, might have to go soon.  noooo:

Same here................ redface:

We could take a trip down to BM's place......he has got loads, you can drink his homebrew.   Thumbs:

No brew at the moment....  noooo:

I am waiting for a mahoosive new brewpot to arrive from the UK - should be here next week!  Thumbs:

Two weeks after that >>>  NickSick


I think that's an invite........for Baldy and I.......... rubschin:

If you like...   Thumbs:

Several gallons of London Pride will be up first...  Drool:

I'll get you a few bottles of Babycham so you don't feel left out like....  ;)

Oh and some tins of Stella for Misty!  ;)

Better get some drinking practise in.  Thumbs:

 inane:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2013, 11:43:04 PM
So free bar tonight then....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 09:20:43 AM
So free bar tonight then....... rubschin:

Only if you put your big, fat wallet and they keys to the same behind the bar.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2013, 09:32:26 AM
So these are mornings........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2013, 11:49:24 PM
Yay, Tipsy lives
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 01, 2013, 12:49:39 AM
Only if these antibiotics work.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2013, 10:57:26 PM
Shite in here tonight..... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Al on February 01, 2013, 11:31:30 PM
I'm off - tara
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2013, 10:51:13 AM
I'm off - tara

I am sure she will be very relieved.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Mvad1XTyJSk%2FTZqRSsGj2RI%2FAAAAAAAAAAg%2Fgb3vieEcICc%2Fs1600%2FTara-palmer-1.jpg&hash=38626c68dfb2c3736faa5df4737efbae48f6c1ac)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 02, 2013, 10:57:44 AM
 drumroll: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2013, 01:26:14 PM
I am off too ..... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2013, 01:55:55 PM
I am off too ..... tunble:


Nooooooooooooooooo!  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 04, 2013, 02:52:10 PM
Werkin'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on February 04, 2013, 03:00:05 PM
I'm off - tara

I am sure she will be very relieved.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Mvad1XTyJSk%2FTZqRSsGj2RI%2FAAAAAAAAAAg%2Fgb3vieEcICc%2Fs1600%2FTara-palmer-1.jpg&hash=38626c68dfb2c3736faa5df4737efbae48f6c1ac)

I've always fancied her.  cloud9:

Raging rebely loon pot, and problee a right horney goer too.
SWEEEET! cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 07:54:28 PM
Everyone gone out,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2013, 08:04:40 PM
Everyone gone out,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Nope.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 08, 2013, 08:23:04 PM
me here too.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2013, 09:14:21 PM
Have you all cleared off to BM's?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 09:19:57 PM
Guess Growler is looking at sold moggys
Bm is snoring after 2 vodkas
Miss D is  whistle: (whilst checking for cameras)
TMR is in the pub
Miss C is under caution for killing builders
Nick is ............... rubschin:
DS is having a bath in champagne
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2013, 09:21:35 PM
Guess Growler is looking at sold moggys
Bm is snoring after 2 vodkas
Miss D is  whistle: (whilst checking for cameras)
TMR is in the pub
Miss C is under caution for killing builders
Nick is ............... rubschin:
DS is having a bath in champagne

 :thumbsup: Some people are so predictable.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 07:21:00 AM
Guess Growler is looking at sold moggys
Bm is snoring after 2 vodkas
Miss D is  whistle: (whilst checking for cameras)
TMR is in the pub
Miss C is under caution for killing builders
Nick is ............... rubschin:
DS is having a bath in champagne

I was not snoring!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2013, 07:53:33 AM
I was out with the girls  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2013, 12:33:05 PM
I was out with the girls  cussing:

Bet you still checked for cameras tho.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 11, 2013, 07:16:52 PM
where did everyone go?  cry: I'm lonely!!!  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 07:46:58 PM
I was drinking with Baldy n Bangcock......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 07:57:36 PM
I was watching the telly like....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 08:05:48 PM
I was watching the telly like....  :thumbsup:

Watching Baldy n B/Dick is far more fun ..............tomorrow ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 13, 2013, 01:10:06 PM
Only me and apc on.  sad24: come on guys, I have to talk to hiim all day anyway.  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 01:29:46 PM
Only me and apc on.  sad24: come on guys, I have to talk to hiim all day anyway.  sad32:

I was trimming LL's bush....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 13, 2013, 01:41:41 PM
Only me and apc on.  sad24: come on guys, I have to talk to hiim all day anyway.  sad32:

I was trimming LL's bush....

 eeek: you were gone a while.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 02:01:58 PM
Only me and apc on.  sad24: come on guys, I have to talk to hiim all day anyway.  sad32:

I was trimming LL's bush....

 eeek: you were gone a while.

It is a big bush!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 13, 2013, 02:09:12 PM
Only me and apc on.  sad24: come on guys, I have to talk to hiim all day anyway.  sad32:

I was trimming LL's bush....

 eeek: you were gone a while.

It is a big bush!  eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 03:37:48 PM
Was in boozer ............. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 13, 2013, 05:36:58 PM
I was busy not doing nuffink your honour.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2013, 06:55:25 PM
I have been snowed out  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 07:02:40 PM
I have been snowed out  evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 04:14:40 PM
Was it BM's joke........... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 04:27:02 PM
Was it BM's joke........... noooo:

I was watching Derek...  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 15, 2013, 04:28:19 PM
Was it BM's joke........... noooo:

I was watching Derek...  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

 happy100 I know. I bawled yesterday too.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2013, 04:28:59 PM
Was it BM's joke........... noooo:

I was watching Derek...  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

 happy100 I know. I bawled yesterday too.

*hugs*  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 04:01:00 PM
This new place is quiet .......did BM tell anyone about the change of premises.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 04:16:24 PM
This new place is quiet .......did BM tell anyone about the change of premises.... rubschin:

doh:

I'm guessing not everybody can get in yet as the DNS servers have not all updated - very few guests too....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 02, 2013, 04:18:08 PM
This is actually the VIPVP, select few only.  :thumbsup: He is turning people away at the door like.

More champagne?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 04:22:55 PM
This is actually the VIPVP, select few only.  :thumbsup: He is turning people away at the door like.

More champagne?

Keep it flowing babes....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 02, 2013, 04:31:28 PM
I've brought strawberries .....   
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 04:32:13 PM
I've brought strawberries .....

 :thumbsup:   
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 04:33:34 PM
I've brought strawberries .....

oh good girl!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 04:39:45 PM
I've brought strawberries .....

oh good girl!  Thumbs:

Bm that is not cream..that's old milk... sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2013, 04:40:32 PM
I have bought a bottle  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 02, 2013, 04:41:12 PM
Only one?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2013, 04:41:36 PM
Quality not quantity  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 02, 2013, 04:52:43 PM
Quality not quantity  :thumbsup:

unless you go to BM's house.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 04:57:59 PM
I've brought strawberries .....

oh good girl!  Thumbs:

Bm that is not cream..that's old milk... sick2:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 04:58:26 PM
Quality not quantity  :thumbsup:

unless you go to BM's house.  whistle:

Lidl's finest!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 02, 2013, 05:04:19 PM
Quality not quantity  :thumbsup:

unless you go to BM's house.  whistle:

Lidl's finest!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Gonna stock up when I can drink again, thought it was yumtious.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
Quality not quantity  :thumbsup:

unless you go to BM's house.  whistle:

Lidl's finest!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Gonna stock up when I can drink again, thought it was yumtious.

I thought you'd bathed in it when I saw all the empties the next day.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 06:37:01 PM
Quality not quantity  :thumbsup:

unless you go to BM's house.  whistle:

Lidl's finest!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Gonna stock up when I can drink again, thought it was yumtious.

I thought you'd bathed in it when I saw all the empties the next day.... ::)


Hope you recycled...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 06:38:58 PM
Quality not quantity  :thumbsup:

unless you go to BM's house.  whistle:

Lidl's finest!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Gonna stock up when I can drink again, thought it was yumtious.

I thought you'd bathed in it when I saw all the empties the next day.... ::)


Hope you recycled...... rubschin:

From the cesspit like...?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2013, 02:09:16 PM
Where has everyone gone ........I only nipped to the shops.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2013, 02:49:34 PM
Where has everyone gone ........I only nipped to the shops.......... rubschin:
Watching the footie
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2013, 02:53:32 PM
Been dashing around with daughter trying to find a Mother's Day prezzie.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2013, 02:56:54 PM
Been dashing around with daughter trying to find a Mother's Day prezzie.
a far more noble explanation that wot mine was
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 03:01:22 PM
Where has everyone gone ........I only nipped to the shops.......... rubschin:

The kidz are here... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2013, 10:44:20 PM
Padlock Pockets!!!

Get the beers in.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2013, 10:47:06 PM
Padlock Pockets!!!

Get the beers in.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2013, 10:49:14 PM
Padlock Pockets!!!

Get the beers in.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Stick them on Foggy's tab.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 15, 2013, 05:54:35 AM
Padlock Pockets!!!

Get the beers in.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Stick them on Foggy's tab.  Thumbs:


Oi!  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 15, 2013, 06:00:31 AM
Padlock Pockets!!!

Get the beers in.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Stick them on Foggy's tab.  Thumbs:


Oi!  evil:

You snooze...... point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2013, 06:21:37 AM
Padlock Pockets!!!

Get the beers in.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Stick them on Foggy's tab.  Thumbs:


Oi!  evil:

You snooze...... point:

You Snooze (C) Barman 2010...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 15, 2013, 06:23:51 AM
Padlock Pockets!!!

Get the beers in.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Stick them on Foggy's tab.  Thumbs:


Oi!  evil:

You snooze...... point:

You Snooze (C) Barman 2010...  whistle:

If a royalty payment is required just put it on Foggy's tab.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2013, 06:48:16 AM
Padlock Pockets!!!

Get the beers in.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Stick them on Foggy's tab.  Thumbs:


Oi!  evil:

You snooze...... point:

You Snooze (C) Barman 2010...  whistle:

If a royalty payment is required just put it on Foggy's tab.  Thumbs:

Done! Kerrr-ching! I love that sound...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 10:37:24 PM
2 taliskers on the house ............ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 15, 2013, 11:42:51 PM
Did somebody call?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 11:47:54 PM
Did somebody call?

I drank them both,,,,,,,,,, redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2013, 11:56:04 PM
Not before I spat in them
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:07:33 AM
Eeewww!  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 06:45:46 AM
Not before I spat in them

"I snooze, I win"  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:37:40 AM
Not before I spat in them

"I snooze, I win"  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:38:13 AM
You sleep, they weep!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:14:32 AM
I slumber, they chunder.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 10:21:37 AM
I slumber, they chunder.

 lol: lol: lol:

We snore, they bore...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2013, 10:28:37 AM
For Dr Nick:

I am transported to the land of Morpheus, while they are ferried along the Styx.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 16, 2013, 05:30:44 PM
For Dr Nick:

I am transported to the land of Morpheus, while they are ferried along the Styx.

That's what growing turnips does for you!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 10:19:12 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on March 19, 2013, 10:24:01 PM
 hattip: offtobed:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 10:27:45 PM
hattip: offtobed:

there is life...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2013, 10:48:01 PM
only just surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 10:49:39 PM
only just surrender:

man-flu........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2013, 11:27:52 PM
How'd you guess  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 11:31:24 PM
How'd you guess  whistle:

Lucky guess........ ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2013, 11:40:46 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 11:41:36 PM
surrender:

Another sick note........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2013, 11:46:15 PM
No, we've been out celebrating Mrs K's improvement to just poorly
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 11:49:11 PM
No, we've been out celebrating Mrs K's improvement to just poorly

Get the drinks in then.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2013, 11:54:29 PM
Go on then have a Virtual pint on me

Mrs K is having a stronger than normal hot toddy as I type, me it's a drink free day so nowt
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 11:56:38 PM
Go on then have a Virtual pint on me

Mrs K is having a stronger than normal hot toddy as I type, me it's a drink free day so nowt
Cheers on the vino..........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2013, 11:57:52 PM
No, that bottle was pine disinfectant
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 12:00:00 AM
No, that bottle was pine disinfectant

BM>>>>>>> cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2013, 06:23:26 AM
No, that bottle was pine disinfectant

BM>>>>>>> cussing:

 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 20, 2013, 06:44:21 AM
No, we've been out celebrating Mrs K's improvement to just poorly

What did she build  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2013, 07:16:54 AM
No, we've been out celebrating Mrs K's improvement to just poorly

What did she build  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2013, 10:34:18 AM
 rubschin:

she had a relapse at 3 am and just again now.  Why will women never take cough mixture unless you threaten them with a big club with spikey bits?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2013, 10:41:28 AM
Why will women never take cough mixture unless you threaten them with a big club with spikey bits?
eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
What did I say like...?  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2013, 09:55:23 AM
rubschin:

  Why will women never take cough mixture unless you threaten them with a big club with spikey bits?

What are you trying to convince her is cough mixture ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 21, 2013, 10:02:46 AM
rubschin:

  Why will women never take cough mixture unless you threaten them with a big club with spikey bits?

What are you trying to convince her is cough mixture ?  rubschin:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2013, 12:28:12 PM
rubschin:

  Why will women never take cough mixture unless you threaten them with a big club with spikey bits?

What are you trying to convince her is cough mixture ?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:

to be boring it's Benylin Chesty

sounds like an Asian porn star but is stonkingly good with this bleeding cough.   Problem is Mrs K takes some, feels better so concludes she can stop taking it and ends up in humungous coughin fits

Today she is behaving and surprise surprise so is the cough
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 11:45:29 PM
Friday night ............. tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 11:55:14 PM
Watching Murray v Gasquet and being called a bastard on the somewhere else forum
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 11:59:50 PM
Watching Murray v Gasquet and being called a bastard on the somewhere else forum

Meat eaters monthly...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2013, 12:01:59 AM
now now

a political debate site. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2013, 12:04:57 AM
now now

a political debate site.

 eeek:  that is how I met bucket head n baldy ........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2013, 12:10:05 AM
Currently gubbed (in your speak)

Quote from: UKDebate site
Connection Problems

Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

Now where have we seen that before?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 07:01:34 AM
Currently gubbed (in your speak)

Quote from: UKDebate site
Connection Problems

Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

Now where have we seen that before?

 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 30, 2013, 07:16:02 AM
rubschin:

she had a relapse at 3 am and just again now.  Why will women never take cough mixture unless you threaten them with a big club with spikey bits?

I will take Benylin and Night Nurse as and when needed, makes me sleep too. cloud9:

My bastard clock has taken it upon itself to put itself forward a day early. cussing:  I feel robbed. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2013, 10:08:11 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 11:20:38 AM
tunble:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2013, 11:21:39 AM
tunble:

Wha? Shrugs:

When I posted nobody was here....... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2013, 11:26:10 AM
tunble:

Wha? Shrugs:

When I posted nobody was here....... sad24:

No.  We were just all practicing for the Bickering hide & seek championship
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 11:28:05 AM
tunble:

Wha? Shrugs:

When I posted nobody was here....... sad24:

There's your problem right there...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on March 30, 2013, 11:31:16 AM
tunble:

Wha? Shrugs:

When I posted nobody was here....... sad24:

No.  We were just all practicing for the Bickering hide & seek championship

Is it a new game, or is Maddy still winning  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2013, 11:33:44 AM
tunble:

Wha? Shrugs:

When I posted nobody was here....... sad24:

No.  We were just all practicing for the Bickering hide & seek championship

Is it a new game, or is Maddy still winning  redface:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2013, 11:36:07 AM
happy001     redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 11:40:06 AM
tunble:

Wha? Shrugs:

When I posted nobody was here....... sad24:

No.  We were just all practicing for the Bickering hide & seek championship

Is it a new game, or is Maddy still winning  redface:

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 31, 2013, 03:10:44 AM
I'm  lonely.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 31, 2013, 04:11:31 AM
Can't you poke Apey or summat. it's stupid o clock in the morning for heavens sake.  Conversation is going to be a little thin on the ground.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on March 31, 2013, 05:43:39 AM
I'm  lonely.  sad24:

What are you doing awake ... Get yourself a milky drink and go to bed. Or as Miss C says get Apey up... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2013, 06:01:40 AM
I'm  lonely.  sad24:

What are you doing awake ... Get yourself a milky drink and go to bed. Or as Miss C says get Apey up... :thumbsup:

You dirty gerl!  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2013, 10:25:02 AM
I'm  lonely.  sad24:

What are you doing awake ... Get yourself a milky drink and go to bed. Or as Miss C says get Apey up... :thumbsup:

You dirty gerl!  eyes:

Yes Obi Wan we have converted her to the dark side, I blame Nick (that it took so long)

(Hopefully not the dark chocolate side though)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on April 06, 2013, 10:48:59 PM
Looks like everybody has gone to bed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 06, 2013, 10:57:27 PM
just about to

Hopefully the bar emptiness means late night stalwarts Apey and Foggy are busy working
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 07, 2013, 01:38:35 AM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 07, 2013, 04:41:29 AM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 07, 2013, 07:41:14 AM
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3h 3m  OH(his)PH  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2013, 07:53:17 AM
I'm  lonely.  sad24:

What are you doing awake ... Get yourself a milky drink and go to bed. Or as Miss C says get Apey up... :thumbsup:

You dirty gerl!  eyes:

Yes Obi Wan we have converted her to the dark side, I blame Nick (that it took so long)

(Hopefully not the dark chocolate side though)

Did I really say that?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2013, 08:13:19 AM
I'm  lonely.  sad24:

What are you doing awake ... Get yourself a milky drink and go to bed. Or as Miss C says get Apey up... :thumbsup:

You dirty gerl!  eyes:

Yes Obi Wan we have converted her to the dark side, I blame Nick (that it took so long)

(Hopefully not the dark chocolate side though)

Did I really say that?

What? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2013, 09:35:07 AM
just about to

Hopefully the bar emptiness means late night stalwarts Apey and Foggy are busy working

Was having a few drinks.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2013, 11:14:52 AM
just about to

Hopefully the bar emptiness means late night stalwarts Apey and Foggy are busy working

Was having a few drinks.......... whistle:

I can scarcely believe my own eyes... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 07, 2013, 11:15:51 AM
just about to

Hopefully the bar emptiness means late night stalwarts Apey and Foggy are busy working

Was having a few drinks.......... whistle:

I can scarcely believe my own eyes... ::)

It was free........ cloud9:............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 10:16:52 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 10:48:43 PM
I've been pretending to have a life like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 10:50:27 PM
I am in a fucking  foul mood .............headphones on........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2013, 11:10:26 PM
 eeek:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 11:12:46 PM
eeek:

No staying in ..............no violence tonight............ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2013, 08:00:34 PM
Very quiet today........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 14, 2013, 05:51:40 PM
 sadsmiley30:                  eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2013, 05:53:26 PM
tunble:

Bm is is spit roasting his pig.....
Miss D is ......... rubschin:
Snoopy is out of action
I am going out ......


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2013, 06:00:40 PM
I have been working
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on April 14, 2013, 06:09:21 PM
I have been working

Me to then catching up with the race.... And getting points Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2013, 06:12:34 PM
I waved, but you didn't wave back  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2013, 06:20:12 PM
I have been working

Me to then catching up with the race.... And getting points Party001:

Bugger....I forgot the race

FWIW, I'd have gone for Alonso, Raikkonnen and Hamilton

How did they do like  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2013, 06:27:44 PM
I have been working

Me to then catching up with the race.... And getting points Party001:

Bugger....I forgot the race

FWIW, I'd have gone for Alonso, Raikkonnen and Hamilton

How did they do like  whistle:
me too......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2013, 06:38:59 PM
Bloody hell APC, I just checked the result  eeek:  Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2013, 06:45:12 PM
Bloody hell APC, I just checked the result  eeek:  Shocked:

Did we win .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on April 14, 2013, 07:13:11 PM
I waved, but you didn't wave back  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I did about 12:00 saw a car with a man waving thought it might be you so I waved anyway.. cloud9:

How was it  (Lunch I mean).... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2013, 07:16:40 PM
I waved, but you didn't wave back  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I did about 12:00 saw a car with a man waving thought it might be you so I waved anyway.. cloud9:

How was it  (Lunch I mean).... :thumbsup:
I daren't ask what he was waving
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on April 14, 2013, 07:26:47 PM
I waved, but you didn't wave back  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I did about 12:00 saw a car with a man waving thought it might be you so I waved anyway.. cloud9:

How was it  (Lunch I mean).... :thumbsup:
I daren't ask what he was waving

His little flag of course   surrender: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2013, 07:28:11 PM
Not me  noooo:   She is fickle  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on April 14, 2013, 07:31:59 PM
Not me  noooo:   She is fickle  sad32:

nnoooooooooo   sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
He looked ginger and had a little white flag ..... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 14, 2013, 07:49:46 PM
I waved, but you didn't wave back  sad24: sad24: sad24:

I did about 12:00 saw a car with a man waving thought it might be you so I waved anyway.. cloud9:

How was it  (Lunch I mean).... :thumbsup:
I daren't ask what he was waving

His little flag of course   surrender: cloud9:


ahh, bless. is that what he calls it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 15, 2013, 12:41:18 AM
lonely...... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 15, 2013, 02:58:45 AM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2013, 05:14:24 AM
Hours later JOM arrives on his white horse  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2013, 05:23:17 AM
Hours later JOM arrives on his white horse  angel1

You are getting to sound like a non ginger version of Nick.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 15, 2013, 07:10:05 AM
Hours later JOM arrives on his white horse  angel1

You are getting to sound like a non ginger version of Nick.  noooo:

How do you know JOM's not a ginger too?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2013, 09:20:47 PM
Is everyone watching MOTD......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 21, 2013, 12:09:51 AM
Is everyone watching MOTD......... rubschin:

 noooo:











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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2013, 09:38:46 AM
. . . .(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sport004.gif&hash=4c124e4038c6e486f36570080317a3b5f6011108) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

 :thumbsup:



I wonder  . . . . . . .


Update:   yes!    Ta for that like

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on April 21, 2013, 08:32:57 PM
Sorry...

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2013, 08:36:49 PM
Sorry...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sport005.gif&hash=630cce76fdcec19bc3c2ccebd0a7dee7ff874aba) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Can you make them bite each other....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 22, 2013, 07:20:07 AM
Sorry...

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Can you make them bite each other....... rubschin:

  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2013, 10:26:34 AM
Sorry...

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Can you make them bite each other....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2013, 12:33:05 PM
So Snoopy has gone back to bed
BM is playing dress up
Boogs is with famiily
Growler is changing browsers(hourly)
Nick is in the library


Where is everyone else........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 22, 2013, 12:46:33 PM
So Snoopy has gone back to bed
BM is playing dress up
Boogs is with famiily
Growler is changing browsers(hourly)
Nick is in the library


Where is everyone else........... rubschin:

Drinking Young's ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2013, 12:54:32 PM
So Snoopy has gone back to bed
BM is playing dress up
Boogs is with famiily
Growler is changing browsers(hourly)
Nick is in the library


Where is everyone else........... rubschin:

Drinking Young's ;D

Excused......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2013, 12:58:29 PM
I was walking the dog (NAE)...

Just caught some guy from the village nicking concrete pipes from a developer's land! happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2013, 12:59:54 PM
I was walking the dog (NAE)...

Just caught some guy from the village nicking concrete pipes from a developer's land! happy001

HTF do you nick concrete pipes........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2013, 01:01:20 PM
I was walking the dog (NAE)...

Just caught some guy from the village nicking concrete pipes from a developer's land! happy001

HTF do you nick concrete pipes........ rubschin:

He was having great difficulty loading the feckers onto a trailer....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 22, 2013, 01:08:01 PM
I finally got round to mowing the lawn for the first time this year. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-chores005.gif&hash=468de5bac94e43dde20a0ba7c821b845250f8d57) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2013, 01:22:04 PM
I finally got round to mowing the lawn for the first time this year. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-chores005.gif&hash=468de5bac94e43dde20a0ba7c821b845250f8d57) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
:thumbsup:

Still need a hovercraft to mow our back 'lawn'.  The eels might help.   When I say 'lawn' I mean a bog with  reawakened surface stream made green by patches of bleeding moss
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 22, 2013, 04:40:04 PM
I was walking the dog (NAE)...

Just caught some guy from the village nicking concrete pipes from a developer's land! happy001

Did he take offence



 horn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2013, 04:40:59 PM
I was walking the dog (NAE)...

Just caught some guy from the village nicking concrete pipes from a developer's land! happy001

Did he take offence



 horn:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 22, 2013, 04:43:33 PM
I have been working like


Oh, and I gave the lawn its first cut this season yesterday, loads of moss here too  cry:  So I came home all full of good intentions this evening to apply the feed, weed and seed stuff but my efforts were dashed by, "do not use within four days of cutting the grass, and do not cut the grass within three days of applying the stuff"  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 22, 2013, 07:19:18 PM
I was walking the dog (NAE)...

Just caught some guy from the village nicking concrete pipes from a developer's land! happy001

Did he take offence



 horn:

Yes, and a gate for good measure!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2013, 09:00:35 AM
Off out .........be good.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2013, 08:11:15 PM
Quiet tonight........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 08:18:00 PM
Watching the footie and feeling ick here, must have eaten summat

Tipsy and Pirate are in
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 24, 2013, 08:22:30 PM
Yes, I'm here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 08:24:33 PM
How was France?  Bon?  Mal?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 24, 2013, 08:39:57 PM
I'm sat in an apartment close to the Barbican watching Growlers relatives on telly
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 24, 2013, 08:55:50 PM
How was France?  Bon?  Mal?

Efficient.  2 return flights, no checked in cases - £65
Car                                                                       £140
Hotel 15 mins from Bezier Airport, with pool but too cold to use.  €440 with breakfast - 5 nights

Hotel is in walking distance of Marina and beaches. 
Went to Sete on Saturday morning, Rugby in Bezier Saturday evening.
Tour of countryside on Sunday
Visit to Chateau de Cassan on Monday
Tour of countryside Tuesday morning and beach on Tuesday afternoon
Checked out of hotel Wednesday morning, 2 hours on beach, Supermarket for lunch and fuel, flew home Wednesday 1600hrs
Home by 745 pm.
Weather cheered up on Saturday to 22/24 degrees

Have stayed at this hotel last year so no surprises.  Am miffed with myself that I didn't pack the travel kettle but a great place to chill and recover from the winter. 

France makes far more sense to me than England does, so will take every and any opportunity to be that side of the water.  One of these days I won't come back. 

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2013, 08:58:56 PM
How was France?  Bon?  Mal?

Efficient.  2 return flights, no checked in cases - £65
Car                                                                       £140
Hotel 15 mins from Bezier Airport, with pool but too cold to use.  €440 with breakfast - 5 nights

Hotel is in walking distance of Marina and beaches. 
Went to Sete on Saturday morning, Rugby in Bezier Saturday evening.
Tour of countryside on Sunday
Visit to Chateau de Cassan on Monday
Tour of countryside Tuesday morning and beach on Tuesday afternoon
Checked out of hotel Wednesday morning, 2 hours on beach, Supermarket for lunch and fuel, flew home Wednesday 1600hrs
Home by 745 pm.
Weather cheered up on Saturday to 22/24 degrees

Have stayed at this hotel last year so no surprises.  Am miffed with myself that I didn't pack the travel kettle but a great place to chill and recover from the winter. 

France makes far more sense to me than England does, so will take every and any opportunity to be that side of the water.  One of these days I won't come back. 

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Do it........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 09:08:54 PM
Sounds like a great break Tipsy

. . .
France makes far more sense to me than England does, so will take every and any opportunity to be that side of the water.  One of these days I won't come back. 

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
It has a lot going for it.  Dordogne or Lot valley would do it for me were Sussex not so damn good too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 08:42:20 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 26, 2013, 08:45:09 PM
tunble:

Werkin, like :(
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2013, 09:12:50 PM
I'm here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 09:14:32 PM
I'm here.

get the beers in.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2013, 09:19:46 PM
I'm here.

get the beers in.... :thumbsup:

Already got one thanks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 09:25:22 PM
I'm here.

get the beers in.... :thumbsup:

Already got one thanks.

padlock pockets........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2013, 09:32:48 PM
I'm here.

get the beers in.... :thumbsup:

Already got one thanks.

padlock pockets........ noooo:

I will get the beers in tonight and you can buy them in that new place tomorrow.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2013, 11:48:34 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2013, 12:07:13 PM
sorry, was having a row in a darker corner of the interweb
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on April 28, 2013, 01:09:47 PM
I'm doing wimmin things... just poppin in from time to time... Thumbs:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2013, 02:48:39 PM
I was out like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2013, 03:00:36 PM
I am back like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 28, 2013, 03:46:54 PM
I'm back too.  After lunch we found a nature reserve with picnic tables to eat Birthday cake with Little Un.   It was fffffff freezing.  But hey.... box ticked.   ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2013, 04:53:12 PM
The bear is quiet ..... rubschin:  even after his team won well.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2013, 04:55:41 PM
The bear is quiet ..... rubschin:  even after his team won well.....

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on April 28, 2013, 05:09:23 PM
The bear is quiet ..... rubschin:  even after his team won well.....

He has been quiet for a couple of days hope everything is ok... scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2013, 05:12:01 PM
The bear is quiet ..... rubschin:  even after his team won well.....

He has been quiet for a couple of days hope everything is ok... scared2:

I hope nothing is wrong with his prostrate... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2013, 05:14:54 PM
The bear is quiet ..... rubschin:  even after his team won well.....

He has been quiet for a couple of days hope everything is ok... scared2:

I hope nothing is wrong with his prostrate... ::)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2013, 05:44:31 PM
Car show season  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 28, 2013, 07:52:28 PM
Growler prostrate:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fxujd842ah%2FGrowler_prostrate.jpg&hash=0ce9e64cf89e1ae0138f4ed8814b5e7a98cccfcc) (http://postimg.org/image/xujd842ah/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 28, 2013, 07:54:47 PM
Growler prostrate:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fxujd842ah%2FGrowler_prostrate.jpg&hash=0ce9e64cf89e1ae0138f4ed8814b5e7a98cccfcc) (http://postimg.org/image/xujd842ah/)

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2013, 07:57:52 PM
Growler prostrate:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fxujd842ah%2FGrowler_prostrate.jpg&hash=0ce9e64cf89e1ae0138f4ed8814b5e7a98cccfcc) (http://postimg.org/image/xujd842ah/)
happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2013, 08:18:39 PM
A RUG  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on April 29, 2013, 07:20:20 PM

 tunble:

Quiet tonight...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 08:19:31 PM

 tunble:

Quiet tonight...

I an back......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 29, 2013, 09:03:34 PM

 tunble:

Quiet tonight...

I can't keep up with all the postings so I succumbed and did the ironing instead.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2013, 09:05:39 PM

 tunble:

Quiet tonight...

I can't keep up with all the postings so I succumbed and did the ironing instead.  surrender:

Good woman...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 29, 2013, 09:36:37 PM

 tunble:

Quiet tonight...

I can't keep up with all the postings so I succumbed and did the ironing instead.  surrender:

Good woman...... :thumbsup:

 noooo:  Its the only thing the Staff leave me to do.  evil:   ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 07, 2013, 04:48:36 PM
Off out soon.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 07, 2013, 09:03:01 PM
Been for a walk, rabbits and strangely a man on a pushbike sporting a Isle of Man TT jacket were the objects for discussion tonight.

Got back to find the Eldest enjoying a pint in the garden so have joined him with a Bottle of Cote De Rhone.   cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2013, 09:46:36 PM
Been for a walk, rabbits and strangely a man on a pushbike sporting a Isle of Man TT jacket were the objects for discussion tonight.

Got back to find the Eldest enjoying a pint in the garden so have joined him with a Bottle of Cote De Rhone.   cloud9:

Nice on Tipsio.
You're such a laid back gentle creature that luvs the finer things in life arn't you ey?  cloud9:

I envy you and your seemingly calmish pleasant easy going lifestyle. cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2013, 06:18:31 PM
Quiet tonight....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 06:58:07 PM
Quiet tonight....... rubschin:

Until you started shouting your mouth off... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 10, 2013, 06:01:35 AM
Been for a walk, rabbits and strangely a man on a pushbike sporting a Isle of Man TT jacket were the objects for discussion tonight.

Got back to find the Eldest enjoying a pint in the garden so have joined him with a Bottle of Cote De Rhone.   cloud9:

Nice on Tipsio.
You're such a laid back gentle creature that luvs the finer things in life arn't you ey?  cloud9:

I envy you and your seemingly calmish pleasant easy going lifestyle. cry:

 rubschin:   angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 11, 2013, 10:10:18 PM
 tunble:

Has everyone else got a life...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2013, 10:14:43 PM
tunble:

Has everyone else got a life...... rubschin:

Wanna night cap ....tablet lady...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 11, 2013, 10:26:38 PM
tunble:

Has everyone else got a life...... rubschin:

Wanna night cap ....tablet lady...... rubschin:

Yea that would be nice .... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 11, 2013, 10:27:47 PM
Where is Miss T tonight ??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2013, 10:29:48 PM
tunble:

Has everyone else got a life...... rubschin:

Wanna night cap ....tablet lady...... rubschin:

Yea that would be nice .... :thumbsup:
A stiff one,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 11, 2013, 10:34:20 PM
tunble:

Has everyone else got a life...... rubschin:

Wanna night cap ....tablet lady...... rubschin:

Yea that would be nice .... :thumbsup:
A stiff one,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

If not it's a waste of time..... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 05:54:58 PM
Bit quiet ,,,,,,,,expect a few making plans for tomorrow.....

where is everyone else ....

will TG pop in for eurovisoin ..(is it tonight  rubschin: )
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2013, 06:13:38 PM
Been working from home today  cloud9:

Brat at school  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

She finishes school on Thursday ...proper like   noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 06:14:41 PM
Been working from home today  cloud9:

Brat at school  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

She finishes school on Thursday ...proper like   noooo: noooo: noooo:

Then what.......... rubschin:    at least no more stress...... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 14, 2013, 06:16:02 PM
Ive been here all afternoon.   surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2013, 06:17:02 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Well hopefully college or 6th form for A levels dependant on her grades

She had her last Geography lesson today. She is at war with her teacher . Hates him . He hates her . noooo:

She bought a bag of 50 party poppers and gave them out to her mates in class. As the lesson ended and they were walking out they popped all 50 of them  noooo:

He went ballistic apparently  noooo:

I expect a letter  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 06:17:45 PM
Ive been here all afternoon.   surrender:


 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 14, 2013, 06:32:18 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 08:12:31 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead

Well hopefully college or 6th form for A levels dependant on her grades

She had her last Geography lesson today. She is at war with her teacher . Hates him . He hates her . noooo:

She bought a bag of 50 party poppers and gave them out to her mates in class. As the lesson ended and they were walking out they popped all 50 of them  noooo:

He went ballistic apparently  noooo:

I expect a letter  ::)

I blame the parent....too much pocket munny.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2013, 08:13:36 PM
She earns £50 a week from her Saturday job at Boots  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 08:14:16 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead

Well hopefully college or 6th form for A levels dependant on her grades

She had her last Geography lesson today. She is at war with her teacher . Hates him . He hates her . noooo:

She bought a bag of 50 party poppers and gave them out to her mates in class. As the lesson ended and they were walking out they popped all 50 of them  noooo:

He went ballistic apparently  noooo:

I expect a letter  ::)

Lucky it wasn't French ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 08:19:05 PM
^^^ are the two posts above related?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 15, 2013, 11:18:51 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead

Well hopefully college or 6th form for A levels dependant on her grades

She had her last Geography lesson today. She is at war with her teacher . Hates him . He hates her . noooo:

She bought a bag of 50 party poppers and gave them out to her mates in class. As the lesson ended and they were walking out they popped all 50 of them  noooo:

He went ballistic apparently  noooo:

I expect a letter  ::)

Sorry but good on her he obviously has no SOH.... Last lesson something was to be expected and I bet he would not need to clean up the mess... Party poppers !!! In our day it was eggs and flour now that was messy.. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2013, 10:03:34 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 16, 2013, 10:23:31 AM
tunble:


nobody likes you!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 06:38:03 PM
Where is everyone ........ eeek:

Miss D is sorting out lingerie ...... whistle:

BM is asleep....

Miss C is running down people on a scooter

Steve is making some quorn dish

Growler ....... rubschin:  car show

Nick another fat bird for dinner......

Baldy on the lash .....

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2013, 06:40:33 PM
I have been playing catch-up in the garden  NickSick
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 06:41:53 PM
I have been playing catch-up in the garden  NickSick

Says the 70's TV star....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 06:42:43 PM
I am watching Kill Bill....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2013, 06:46:07 PM
I was cleaning  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 06:47:42 PM
I was cleaning  noooo:

For the brat's party........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2013, 06:48:29 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 19, 2013, 06:49:51 PM
I have been... elsewhere.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 19, 2013, 06:50:26 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 06:50:55 PM
I have been... elsewhere.

 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 19, 2013, 07:11:36 PM
I been on another thread... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2013, 07:49:42 PM
I was asleep  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 07:57:21 PM
I was asleep  redface:

During the footy....... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2013, 08:19:49 PM
I was asleep  redface:

During the footy....... eeek:
No afterwards.  Jet lag, horrible feeling.  Beer helps

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 08:21:33 PM
I was asleep  redface:

During the footy....... eeek:
No afterwards.  Jet lag, horrible feeling.  Beer helps

Beer always helps....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2013, 12:01:20 AM
Correctomundo with my bit.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2013, 06:01:50 AM
Correctomundo with my bit.  Thumbs:

 sex014
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2013, 07:53:13 AM
Correctomundo with my bit.  Thumbs:

 sex014

 noooo:    eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 09:19:13 AM
Correctomundo with my bit.  Thumbs:

 sex014

 noooo:    eastdrink048

Good man ........fishing shack...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2013, 10:40:56 AM
Correctomundo with my bit.  Thumbs:

 sex014

 noooo:    eastdrink048

Good man ........fishing shack...... rubschin:

Yep.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 02:06:55 PM
Quiet today...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2013, 02:08:41 PM
 NickSick
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 02:13:56 PM
NickSick

He's still at it then...  ::)

Where has everyone gone?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 02:17:30 PM
NickSick

He's still at it then...  ::)

Where has everyone gone?

We know where Miss D is ...... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 02:23:19 PM
NickSick

He's still at it then...  ::)

Where has everyone gone?

We know where Miss D is ...... whistle:

Everyone here has gone out for the bank holiday weekend I spose... Only us who have to werk cause BH don't exist for us are here.... and Nick... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2013, 02:24:10 PM
My liver hurts  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 02:26:50 PM
My liver hurts  sad24:

Sure it is not your kidneys....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 02:28:28 PM
My liver hurts  sad24:

Oh for gods sake ..... no sympathy  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 25, 2013, 02:28:45 PM
NickSick

He's still at it then...  ::)

Where has everyone gone?

We know where Miss D is ...... whistle:

Everyone here has gone out for the bank holiday weekend I spose... Only us who have to werk cause BH don't exist for us are here.... and Nick... :thumbsup:


I'm here!  greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 02:33:56 PM
NickSick

He's still at it then...  ::)

Where has everyone gone?

We know where Miss D is ...... whistle:

Everyone here has gone out for the bank holiday weekend I spose... Only us who have to werk cause BH don't exist for us are here.... and Nick... :thumbsup:


I'm here!  greet2:
   
Hey Miss T good to see you... Party001:   Hope yesterday went well... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 25, 2013, 02:40:32 PM
NickSick

He's still at it then...  ::)

Where has everyone gone?

We know where Miss D is ...... whistle:

Everyone here has gone out for the bank holiday weekend I spose... Only us who have to werk cause BH don't exist for us are here.... and Nick... :thumbsup:


I'm here!  greet2:
   
Hey Miss T good to see you... Party001:   Hope yesterday went well... Thumbs:

Just posted in the where are you thread.  :thumbsup:


Fancy an early cocktail in the sun?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 02:49:17 PM
I'm here too! wave:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 02:51:33 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2F7s960mm4n%2Fcocktails.jpg&hash=8484f94e8711adaa2d727a26533bdebab4babcf7) (http://postimg.org/image/7s960mm4n/)


One for you too BM ....  My two favourite peoples... :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 02:51:55 PM
I'm here too! wave:

Now........... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 02:53:49 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2F7s960mm4n%2Fcocktails.jpg&hash=8484f94e8711adaa2d727a26533bdebab4babcf7) (http://postimg.org/image/7s960mm4n/)


One for you too BM ....  My two favourite peoples... :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 02:54:48 PM
I'm here too! wave:

Now........... ::)

Then there were 4 good job I brought 4 drinks..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 25, 2013, 02:55:33 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2F7s960mm4n%2Fcocktails.jpg&hash=8484f94e8711adaa2d727a26533bdebab4babcf7) (http://postimg.org/image/7s960mm4n/)


One for you too BM ....  My two favourite peoples... :thumbsup:


 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 25, 2013, 02:57:20 PM
I'm here too! wave:

Now........... ::)

Then there were 4 good job I brought 4 drinks..... Thumbs:


I was hoping that was 2 for me and 2 for you.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 03:00:09 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2F7s960mm4n%2Fcocktails.jpg&hash=8484f94e8711adaa2d727a26533bdebab4babcf7) (http://postimg.org/image/7s960mm4n/)


One for you too BM ....  My two favourite peoples... :thumbsup:

 cloud9:

the bear will not be happy....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 03:00:17 PM
I'm here too! wave:

Now........... ::)

Then there were 4 good job I brought 4 drinks..... Thumbs:


I was hoping that was 2 for me and 2 for you.

No worries plenty more where they came from (BM's secret stash but he'll never notice, we'll tell them it's their round next)  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 03:01:16 PM
I'm here too! wave:

Now........... ::)

Then there were 4 good job I brought 4 drinks..... Thumbs:


I was hoping that was 2 for me and 2 for you.

No worries plenty more where they came from (BM's secret stash but he'll never notice, we'll tell them it's their round next)  Thumbs:

Not the homebrew........ scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 03:01:40 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2F7s960mm4n%2Fcocktails.jpg&hash=8484f94e8711adaa2d727a26533bdebab4babcf7) (http://postimg.org/image/7s960mm4n/)


One for you too BM ....  My two favourite peoples... :thumbsup:

 cloud9:

the bear will not be happy....... noooo:

He's felled out wiff me... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 03:03:13 PM
I'm here too! wave:

Now........... ::)

Then there were 4 good job I brought 4 drinks..... Thumbs:


I was hoping that was 2 for me and 2 for you.

No worries plenty more where they came from (BM's secret stash but he'll never notice, we'll tell them it's their round next)  Thumbs:

Not the homebrew........ scared2:

No we can hit that when the rest has gone.... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 03:24:52 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fioont8l7h%2Fnibbl.jpg&hash=216558ed2c9e1b74f48c42aa5480d31bb54ad528) (http://postimg.org/image/ioont8l7h/)

Nibbles anyone... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 25, 2013, 03:30:00 PM
Absolutely. And a refill.  :thumbsup:

Need some sunset music.

groove armada - at the river (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb2HBDxqwIg#ws)



Today is a good day.  cloud9:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 03:31:11 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fioont8l7h%2Fnibbl.jpg&hash=216558ed2c9e1b74f48c42aa5480d31bb54ad528) (http://postimg.org/image/ioont8l7h/)

Nibbles anyone... Thumbs:

Carefull .........snigger...... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 03:52:33 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fioont8l7h%2Fnibbl.jpg&hash=216558ed2c9e1b74f48c42aa5480d31bb54ad528) (http://postimg.org/image/ioont8l7h/)

Nibbles anyone... Thumbs:

Carefull .........snigger...... redface:

You are on my wavelength Apey... :thumbsup:
More drinks... Where has BM sloped off to .. noooo:



 
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fljez1f5pv%2Fccocktb.jpg&hash=8a2a390660941d88009aaf36bd5f38dd4e40fa07) (http://postimg.org/image/ljez1f5pv/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2013, 04:00:57 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fioont8l7h%2Fnibbl.jpg&hash=216558ed2c9e1b74f48c42aa5480d31bb54ad528) (http://postimg.org/image/ioont8l7h/)

Nibbles anyone... Thumbs:

Carefull .........snigger...... redface:

You are on my wavelength Apey... :thumbsup:
More drinks... Where has BM sloped off to .. noooo:



 
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fljez1f5pv%2Fccocktb.jpg&hash=8a2a390660941d88009aaf36bd5f38dd4e40fa07) (http://postimg.org/image/ljez1f5pv/)

He is other there ............under that thumb....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 25, 2013, 04:02:10 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fioont8l7h%2Fnibbl.jpg&hash=216558ed2c9e1b74f48c42aa5480d31bb54ad528) (http://postimg.org/image/ioont8l7h/)

Nibbles anyone... Thumbs:

Carefull .........snigger...... redface:

You are on my wavelength Apey... :thumbsup:
More drinks... Where has BM sloped off to .. noooo:



 
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fljez1f5pv%2Fccocktb.jpg&hash=8a2a390660941d88009aaf36bd5f38dd4e40fa07) (http://postimg.org/image/ljez1f5pv/)


He's probably having a bath and getting ready for bed.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 04:06:22 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fioont8l7h%2Fnibbl.jpg&hash=216558ed2c9e1b74f48c42aa5480d31bb54ad528) (http://postimg.org/image/ioont8l7h/)

Nibbles anyone... Thumbs:

Carefull .........snigger...... redface:

You are on my wavelength Apey... :thumbsup:
More drinks... Where has BM sloped off to .. noooo:



 
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fljez1f5pv%2Fccocktb.jpg&hash=8a2a390660941d88009aaf36bd5f38dd4e40fa07) (http://postimg.org/image/ljez1f5pv/)


He's probably having a bath and getting ready for bed.

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 06:00:11 PM
::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 06:27:28 PM
::)

Your back ... happy100

You've got behind in the cocktail stakes... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 06:28:53 PM
::)

Your back ... happy100

You've got behind in the cocktail stakes... ;)

Oh noes.... I have been cheating.....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 06:53:24 PM
::)

Your back ... happy100

You've got behind in the cocktail stakes... ;)

Oh noes.... I have been cheating.....  redface:

Silly me I known should have better.... I noticed the last time I was in your stash  shutup:  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 08:31:18 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 25, 2013, 09:54:01 PM
Absolutely. And a refill.  :thumbsup:

Need some sunset music.

groove armada - at the river (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb2HBDxqwIg#ws)



Today is a good day.  cloud9:

 cloud9:  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2013, 11:59:32 AM
Bit quiet today ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2013, 02:48:46 PM
Looooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggg day at work

One to One

Management meetings

Disciiplinary investigation

and formal customer complaint  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2013, 03:51:44 PM
 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: barmisspah? on May 29, 2013, 07:38:59 PM
 tunble: since there's no one here to buy me a drink, I'd best go and open a bottle of plonk.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2013, 07:40:58 PM
 eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2013, 07:45:16 PM
Footie is on, I'll grab an open bottle at half time like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2013, 03:55:06 PM
Well, it's wine o'clock :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 02, 2013, 11:55:35 AM
 tunble: Is everyone at church?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 02, 2013, 12:00:51 PM
tunble: Is everyone at church?  rubschin:

Werk :-
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 02, 2013, 12:02:24 PM
tunble: Is everyone at church?  rubschin:

Werk :-


My first day off and everyone leaves me.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2013, 12:15:53 PM
 wave:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 02, 2013, 12:30:05 PM
Stevie boy!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 02, 2013, 12:37:18 PM
where is everyone?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2013, 12:39:46 PM
prolly doing that "goin out more" thing

I really ought to but CWMBO has Mrs K pinned down so I couldn't possibly disturb that equilibrium could I

Sun has just finally come out so maybe CWMBO will soon be ejected onto the floor
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 02, 2013, 01:09:59 PM
Got the same here. The cat is showing no signs of moving.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 02, 2013, 01:20:55 PM
Is everyone recovering from BM's birthday celebrations?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 02, 2013, 01:57:35 PM
 wave: I'm here now to been to werk....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2013, 02:13:48 PM
Just finished a report and pressed the Send button  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 02, 2013, 03:08:54 PM
Just finished a report and pressed the Send button  :thumbsup:

You been werking too then... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2013, 03:11:43 PM
Report for the lezzers  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 02, 2013, 03:15:14 PM
Report for the lezzers  scared2: scared2:

Hope they are happy with it or we'll be crossing your number out ... scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 02, 2013, 04:55:18 PM
Been out catching a few rays like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 02, 2013, 05:50:22 PM
Gardening, watching rugby in the sun cloud9:  cloud9:  cloud9: gardening
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2013, 05:55:50 PM
a walk and feeding ducks and fish
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2013, 05:58:11 PM
With Quorn?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2013, 06:07:06 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

no with fish food silly.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2013, 11:12:59 PM
Just finished a report and pressed the Delete button.
  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 03, 2013, 06:24:04 AM
Just finished a report and pressed the Delete button.
  whistle:

 ;D

I was on a ferry ... like.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 03, 2013, 07:49:27 AM
The weather has been good so the great outside beckoned.

Hens needed attention.  Greenhouse needed much attention.  Untangling runner beans too bloody ages.

Then went here;

http://www.pureonraw.co.uk/ (http://www.pureonraw.co.uk/)  to listen to a talk on gardening. ::)  There was supposed to be at least 30 people attending but in fact there were just 6 of us the rest were out well,  gardening. ::)  Even so a good networking hour or so (god I hate the word networking).



Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 04, 2013, 08:17:17 PM
 eastdrink048    tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2013, 08:23:35 PM
Evening. A pint for me please.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 04, 2013, 08:23:48 PM
I have been sat in the garden, glass in hand  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 04, 2013, 08:37:00 PM
Was it a hi ball ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2013, 08:38:57 PM
Was it a hi ball ?

 drumroll:  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2013, 10:49:23 PM
Been werking........ Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 04, 2013, 10:51:35 PM
Been werking........ Shocked:

I been at werk to here are some of the people I werk with....

Boots Store Service Centre - Harlem Shake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9joon0Ptk#ws)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2013, 10:53:56 PM
No more music please ...... noooo:


Actually tonight they liked good music ... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 04, 2013, 10:55:19 PM
How is Miss T ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2013, 10:57:21 PM
How is Miss T ....

Still a spacker ........had to give more work away ...... noooo:

She has booze now tho I am home.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2013, 11:16:01 PM
Get well Misty
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2013, 11:21:47 PM
Been werking........ Shocked:

I been at werk to here are some of the people I werk with....

Boots Store Service Centre - Harlem Shake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9joon0Ptk#ws)

 :thumbsup:
lol:  lol:  and these are the peeps that make sure the correct drugs are in the correct boxes  scared2:

Anyway which one is you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2013, 11:27:57 PM
The one dressed up as Scooboogy Doo?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 05, 2013, 05:38:31 AM
Been werking........ Shocked:

I been at werk to here are some of the people I werk with....

Boots Store Service Centre - Harlem Shake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9joon0Ptk#ws)

 :thumbsup:

Hey Boogs, you could help me here. Some of yer lorries have a woman's picture on saying "resurfacing in progress". I've not been able to find one online, any chance you can get me a picture of one.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 05, 2013, 08:30:50 AM
Been werking........ Shocked:

I been at werk to here are some of the people I werk with....

Boots Store Service Centre - Harlem Shake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9joon0Ptk#ws)

 :thumbsup:

Hey Boogs, you could help me here. Some of yer lorries have a woman's picture on saying "resurfacing in progress". I've not been able to find one online, any chance you can get me a picture of one.

I'll see what I can do .... I'm off now till Friday but leave it with me... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2013, 11:17:24 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2013, 11:46:47 AM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2013, 11:47:46 AM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2013, 11:49:21 AM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Clutch is all done...  Thumbs:

Just put the seat back in and all the pipes and stuff that I had to remove to fix the clutch...

Test-drive-a-thon now and then put the carpet back in....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2013, 11:50:14 AM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Clutch is all done...  Thumbs:

Just put the seat back in and all the pipes and stuff that I had to remove to fix the clutch...

Test-drive-a-thon now and then put the carpet back in....

More glue........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2013, 12:03:31 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2013, 12:07:13 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

Have a vino.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2013, 12:09:25 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

Been in that pool again....? happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 05, 2013, 12:10:09 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2013, 12:13:00 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 05, 2013, 12:15:22 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

Tea YES... Cures all in the day time..... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 05, 2013, 12:55:48 PM
 NickSick eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 05, 2013, 12:57:44 PM
NickSick eastdrink048 eastdrink048

Misty how are you doing... Has he been looking after you... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2013, 01:00:21 PM
NickSick eastdrink048 eastdrink048

Misty how are you doing... Has he been looking after you... Thumbs:

I bring booze........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2013, 01:05:10 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2013, 01:08:25 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil: Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....

I think you'd all need more than a weekend! happy001


 scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 05, 2013, 01:11:14 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2013, 01:14:27 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

I don't need to go.... I am in perfect physical condition like.....  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 05, 2013, 01:19:55 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

I don't need to go.... I am in perfect physical condition like.....  angel1

 happy002  You did one tango and couldn't walk for a week.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2013, 01:23:03 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

I don't need to go.... I am in perfect physical condition like.....  angel1

 happy002  You did one tango and couldn't walk for a week.

Because you 'danced' all over my toes you clumsy oaf! ::)

And me new 'at arrived yesterday... to replace the one you ruined when you tripped over the dog's bowl.....  evil:










What a great night....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2013, 01:24:22 PM
A new hanky....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2013, 01:38:37 PM
A new hanky....... :thumbsup:

 eeek:

How did you kn- Oh I see.....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 05, 2013, 01:50:04 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....

Excellent idea ... :thumbsup:

Before or after the party at Nick's.... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2013, 04:47:59 PM
Been in a meeting  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2013, 08:45:25 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....

Excellent idea ... :thumbsup:

Before or after the party at Nick's.... eeek:

After, we will need more than a good soak to get the beef casserole bits out of our crevices and crannies.  When I say 'soak' I don't mean a 'piss artist' rather a hot steaming spa bath.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 05, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

I don't need to go.... I am in perfect physical condition like.....  angel1

The pretty little shop assistant said 'add on this' when she handed you the Sanatogen not Adonis you twat.  Not only getting old but deaf too. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2013, 09:33:28 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

I don't need to go.... I am in perfect physical condition like.....  angel1

The pretty little shop assistant said 'add on this' when she handed you the Sanatogen not Adonis you twat.  Not only getting old but deaf too. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 05, 2013, 09:44:08 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

I don't need to go.... I am in perfect physical condition like.....  angel1

The pretty little shop assistant said 'add on this' when she handed you the Sanatogen not Adonis you twat.  Not only getting old but deaf too. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 05, 2013, 09:45:08 PM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

I don't need to go.... I am in perfect physical condition like.....  angel1

The pretty little shop assistant said 'add on this' when she handed you the Sanatogen not Adonis you twat.  Not only getting old but deaf too. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

 lol:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 06, 2013, 05:58:36 AM
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2013, 05:59:57 AM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

I don't need to go.... I am in perfect physical condition like.....  angel1

The pretty little shop assistant said 'add on this' when she handed you the Sanatogen not Adonis you twat.  Not only getting old but deaf too. noooo:

HEARING AIDS!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 06, 2013, 06:02:01 AM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2F4e0thcvat%2Fpub_cat_24.jpg&hash=a65fb7009b7a7d18549a7771a606886edf85d9fe) (http://postimg.org/image/4e0thcvat/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 06, 2013, 06:02:55 AM
Been werking........ Shocked:

I been at werk to here are some of the people I werk with....

Boots Store Service Centre - Harlem Shake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9joon0Ptk#ws)

 :thumbsup:

Hey Boogs, you could help me here. Some of yer lorries have a woman's picture on saying "resurfacing in progress". I've not been able to find one online, any chance you can get me a picture of one.

I'll see what I can do .... I'm off now till Friday but leave it with me... :thumbsup:

Top man that lady  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2013, 09:40:32 AM
I was werking on Memi like....  redface:

Clutch...... rubschin:

Bag?

Back from horsepickle, cold, wet and knackered. evil:

 happy100 Big hugs... Cup of tea... :thumbsup:

Tea! happy001

 evil:Yes tea.  Thanks Boogs. :thumbsup:  I would share it with Miss T but she has passed out on the couch. noooo:

I think that we need a girls weekend at a spa or summat, just to get us back into tip top condition like.....


I have had a glass of wine, which i spilled down myself cos I cant tip my head back. I need a straw. Apey is being wonderful, bless him. Going to get me mcdonalds cos I cant cook or use knife and fork.

The spa idea is fantastic!!! def be up for that when I can get off the sofa.  :thumbsup:

BM is not invited.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2F4e0thcvat%2Fpub_cat_24.jpg&hash=a65fb7009b7a7d18549a7771a606886edf85d9fe) (http://postimg.org/image/4e0thcvat/)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 05:09:09 PM
 :dogrun:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2013, 05:20:53 PM
I have been in the garden eating scones (rhymes with cones, bones etc) strawberry jam, clotted cream and lemon cake  cloud9:       buuuuuurrrrrrrp!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2013, 05:47:46 PM
I am still entertaining guests like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2013, 05:52:41 PM
With your funny dancing?  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2013, 05:56:24 PM
With your funny dancing?  whistle: whistle:

Yes, and my witty repartee...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2013, 06:01:25 PM
Poor guests. noooo: Still, they will leave early :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 06:02:40 PM
I have been in the garden eating scones (rhymes with cones, bones etc) strawberry jam, clotted cream and lemon cake  cloud9:       buuuuuurrrrrrrp!

Beats my Wotsits and banana.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2013, 06:03:27 PM
Poor guests. noooo: Still, they will leave early :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Tuesday....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2013, 06:04:03 PM
I have been in the garden eating scones (rhymes with cones, bones etc) strawberry jam, clotted cream and lemon cake  cloud9:       buuuuuurrrrrrrp!

Beats my Wotsits and banana.... ::)

Do you like cheesy whotsits...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2013, 06:05:05 PM
Mr Thread?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 06:05:33 PM
I have been in the garden eating scones (rhymes with cones, bones etc) strawberry jam, clotted cream and lemon cake  cloud9:       buuuuuurrrrrrrp!

Beats my Wotsits and banana.... ::)

Do you like cheesy whotsits...?

Depends ... On who gives me them eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2013, 06:06:51 PM
Mr Thread?

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2013, 06:10:24 PM
I have been in the garden eating scones (rhymes with cones, bones etc) strawberry jam, clotted cream and lemon cake  cloud9:       buuuuuurrrrrrrp!

Beats my Wotsits and banana.... ::)

Do you like cheesy whotsits...?

Berek  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2013, 06:12:06 PM
I have been in the garden eating scones (rhymes with cones, bones etc) strawberry jam, clotted cream and lemon cake  cloud9:       buuuuuurrrrrrrp!

Beats my Wotsits and banana.... ::)

Do you like cheesy whotsits...?

Berek  cloud9:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 07:10:45 PM
My daughter has just text me from a Bon Jovi gig ... and told me he is looking old... evil:

Do I give a flying fuck I still would... cloud9:

You can go off your children... fast.. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2013, 07:42:54 PM
My daughter has just text me from a Bon Jovi gig ... and told me he is looking old... evil:

Do I give a flying fuck I still would... cloud9:

You can go off your children... fast.. evil:
lol:

He's likely so wrinkly now he's not even Slippery when Wet anymore
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 08:01:58 PM
My daughter has just text me from a Bon Jovi gig ... and told me he is looking old... evil:

Do I give a flying fuck I still would... cloud9:

You can go off your children... fast.. evil:
lol:

He's likely so wrinkly now he's not even Slippery when Wet anymore

Don't care I still would.... cloud9:

Back in when I get home... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2013, 09:16:26 PM
Mr Thread?

Wha? Shrugs:

GROWLERism.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 09:35:00 PM
Home now .. Where is everyone again.. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2013, 09:39:00 PM
Home now .. Where is everyone again.. ::)

Enjoyin' themselves problee, unlike us saddos sitting here in front of the bloody 'puter. whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2013, 09:40:58 PM
I've been catching up on all those threads I missed in May and watching TV with me other 2 eyes
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 09:41:38 PM
Home now .. Where is everyone again.. ::)

Enjoyin' themselves problee, unlike us saddos sitting here in front of the bloody 'puter. whistle:

That's true ... Bluddy Hell we are agreeing on something   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 08, 2013, 09:42:36 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 09:43:45 PM
I've been catching up on all those threads I missed in May and watching TV with me other 2 eyes

When did you miss anything in May... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 09:45:26 PM
Shocked:

It's an achievement in fact I think it deserves a  drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2013, 09:49:27 PM
I've been catching up on all those threads I missed in May and watching TV with me other 2 eyes

When did you miss anything in May... rubschin:

In May problee. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2013, 09:50:36 PM
Shocked:

It's an achievement in fact I think it deserves a  drumroll:

OI!!


I generally agree with everything you say. I just have my own method of showing it. evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2013, 09:56:03 PM
I've been catching up on all those threads I missed in May and watching TV with me other 2 eyes

When did you miss anything in May... rubschin:
When we was on holiday,  I checked a few times then but seemed to have missed LOADS of stuff and that never shows up in the Unread since Last visit view

but does in the All Unread
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 10:10:52 PM
Shocked:

It's an achievement in fact I think it deserves a  drumroll:

OI!!


I generally agree with everything you say. I just have my own method of showing it. evil:

 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2013, 10:16:47 PM
Shocked:

It's an achievement in fact I think it deserves a  drumroll:

OI!!


I generally agree with everything you say. I just have my own method of showing it. evil:

 happy001

See. You REALLY just don't gerrit do you ey?
Nobody REALLY understands me. cry:

Even I struggle sometimes if I'm honest, but d'ya know summat?
 I no longer give a flyin' fuck!! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2013, 10:17:10 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2013, 10:19:09 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......

Another GROWLERism.  cloud9:

Wot ya gera tip for Apey? rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2013, 10:22:12 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......

Another GROWLERism.  cloud9:

Wot ya gera tip for Apey? rubschin:

Miss T's work .........but got another fucking puncture in the hire car.....in a loading bay .....the hotel staff/security went mental ......in the end they changed the wheel ..........then told me to feck off ...... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 10:40:06 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......

Another GROWLERism.  cloud9:

Wot ya gera tip for Apey? rubschin:

Miss T's work .........but got another fucking puncture in the hire car.....in a loading bay .....the hotel staff/security went mental ......in the end they changed the wheel ..........then told me to feck off ...... noooo:

Let me get this right YOU got a tip for Miss T's work.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2013, 10:44:36 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......

Another GROWLERism.  cloud9:

Wot ya gera tip for Apey? rubschin:

Miss T's work .........but got another fucking puncture in the hire car.....in a loading bay .....the hotel staff/security went mental ......in the end they changed the wheel ..........then told me to feck off ...... noooo:

Let me get this right YOU got a tip for Miss T's work.... rubschin:

Covering her work...... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 08, 2013, 10:45:56 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......

Another GROWLERism.  cloud9:

Wot ya gera tip for Apey? rubschin:



Miss T's work .........but got another fucking puncture in the hire car.....in a loading bay .....the hotel staff/security went mental ......in the end they changed the wheel ..........then told me to feck off ...... noooo:

Conflusterlicated now. confused:

What you doing with a hire car, what you loading, and why did the staff change the flat and then tell you to feck off?
All most mysterious. confused:

Did you ever fix the leccy window btw?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 08, 2013, 10:46:59 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......

Another GROWLERism.  cloud9:

Wot ya gera tip for Apey? rubschin:

Miss T's work .........but got another fucking puncture in the hire car.....in a loading bay .....the hotel staff/security went mental ......in the end they changed the wheel ..........then told me to feck off ...... noooo:

Let me get this right YOU got a tip for Miss T's work.... rubschin:

Covering her work...... evil:

Ahh I see ... that's alright then ... your looking after her .... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2013, 10:52:27 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......

Another GROWLERism.  cloud9:

Wot ya gera tip for Apey? rubschin:



Miss T's work .........but got another fucking puncture in the hire car.....in a loading bay .....the hotel staff/security went mental ......in the end they changed the wheel ..........then told me to feck off ...... noooo:

Conflusterlicated now. confused:

What you doing with a hire car, what you loading, and why did the staff change the flat and then tell you to feck off?
All most mysterious. confused:

Did you ever fix the leccy window btw?

The car I was using had to go back for 2 weeks .........the window is still shagged ....was un-loading equipment ..when got puncture ,,,,,,,staff had to un-load a shite load of deliveries ,,,so were well pissed off with me ..the trucks could not get in .... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2013, 10:58:15 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......
Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 08, 2013, 10:59:34 PM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......
Thumbs:

Drinks on BM..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 09, 2013, 04:42:55 AM
Back now............ :thumbsup:  50 snotters tip.......

"Ee arr son, don't bother coming back"  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 09, 2013, 06:38:55 PM
 Quiet again   tunble: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2013, 06:44:49 PM
Quiet again   tunble:

Has been .......everyone at church or watching F1....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2013, 06:45:33 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2013, 06:48:29 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen

Sssssshhhhhh Boogs .......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 09, 2013, 06:55:36 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen

That is exactly what I should be doing... sad24: sad24: sad24:

Meant to catch the start here and missed it...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2013, 06:57:17 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen

Sssssshhhhhh Boogs .......
Not going to tell her that Alain Prost is closing on Mansell with Stirling Moss hangng on to a lead with that broken turbo smoking am I
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 09, 2013, 06:58:53 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen

Sssssshhhhhh Boogs .......

How is Misty today .... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 09, 2013, 07:00:50 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen

Sssssshhhhhh Boogs .......
Not going to tell her that Alain Prost is closing on Mansell with Stirling Moss hangng on to a lead with that broken turbo smoking am I

OH Steve you spoiled it now..... sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: I will never speak to you again...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2013, 07:06:01 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen

Sssssshhhhhh Boogs .......

How is Misty today .... eeek:

Still a cripple....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen

Sssssshhhhhh Boogs .......
Not going to tell her that Alain Prost is closing on Mansell with Stirling Moss hangng on to a lead with that broken turbo smoking am I

OH Steve you spoiled it now..... sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: I will never speak to you again...
cry: cry: cry:

So bestest not tell you that surprise entry Danica Patrick had a nasty tangle with Niki Lauda then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 09, 2013, 07:20:24 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen

Sssssshhhhhh Boogs .......
Not going to tell her that Alain Prost is closing on Mansell with Stirling Moss hangng on to a lead with that broken turbo smoking am I

OH Steve you spoiled it now..... sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: I will never speak to you again...
cry: cry: cry:

So bestest not tell you that surprise entry Danica Patrick had a nasty tangle with Niki Lauda then

Don't tell me how Alan Jones is doing or if Senna and Hunt have been dug up from nowere.... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2013, 07:32:17 PM
F1 with the Live Timing dominating the laptop screen

Sssssshhhhhh Boogs .......
Not going to tell her that Alain Prost is closing on Mansell with Stirling Moss hangng on to a lead with that broken turbo smoking am I

OH Steve you spoiled it now..... sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: I will never speak to you again...
cry: cry: cry:

So bestest not tell you that surprise entry Danica Patrick had a nasty tangle with Niki Lauda then

Don't tell me how Alan Jones is doing or if Senna and Hunt have been dug up from nowere.... ;)
OK I won't then - just this once
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 09, 2013, 07:58:32 PM
Spose I better do something so I can handover to the next shift at 22:00 See you later guys...  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2013, 09:21:35 PM
 tunble:   it's lonely......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2013, 09:35:31 PM
Sorry, busy day. Night all
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 10, 2013, 05:15:30 AM
I was watching the start of the third series of Mad Dogs. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 11, 2013, 02:52:12 PM
Justb us Nick. I have a cold beer on the beach, you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 11, 2013, 03:14:43 PM
bored
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2013, 03:29:10 PM
Werking on some fascinating online mapping software  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2013, 03:44:34 PM
Werking on some fascinating online mapping software  angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_jEkBNjl378k%2FTJ8qigS4IOI%2FAAAAAAAAACo%2FpKGvKhUbqdc%2Fs640%2FEU-UK.jpg&hash=86bb787a33feb9156c259ffd32ab5beed394ca39)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2013, 03:47:32 PM
Trying to thrill the lezzers ackchooly  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2013, 06:16:23 PM
Werking on some fascinating online mapping software  angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_jEkBNjl378k%2FTJ8qigS4IOI%2FAAAAAAAAACo%2FpKGvKhUbqdc%2Fs640%2FEU-UK.jpg&hash=86bb787a33feb9156c259ffd32ab5beed394ca39)
lol: lol: lol:    Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 11, 2013, 07:06:16 PM
Trying to thrill the lezzers ackchooly  noooo: noooo: noooo:

By doing what exactly  .         Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2013, 07:23:24 PM
keeping quiet  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2013, 07:24:15 PM
keeping quiet  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2013, 08:24:22 PM
keeping quiet  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2013, 08:41:53 PM
Trying to thrill the lezzers ackchooly  noooo: noooo: noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.masalatime.com%2Fworld%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2F04-1650387181.jpg&hash=ce954d01a237ac129dd7eee721b348bb2da0ba29)

Explaining about here wasn't one of your brighter moves.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 11, 2013, 10:14:29 PM
Anyone there?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2013, 10:19:17 PM
Yep

been fixing things
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 11, 2013, 10:21:10 PM
oooo, handy man?  :thumbsup: wot was broke?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 11, 2013, 10:26:39 PM
Hiya, just back from work. Total chaos due to the Frogs - some of our planes due before midnight will not be landing until 7am  eeek:

Same tomorrow - possibly worse, as I hear that that the Spanish Air Traffic Controllers are joining in  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2013, 10:47:24 PM
oooo, handy man?  :thumbsup: wot was broke?
Printer, a box, rechargeable torch

nothing dramatic
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2013, 10:48:54 PM
Hiya, just back from work. Total chaos due to the Frogs - some of our planes due before midnight will not be landing until 7am  eeek:

Same tomorrow - possibly worse, as I hear that that the Spanish Air Traffic Controllers are joining in  noooo:
Les barstardes and los barstidos then

Any idea wot they are upset about?

Update, just looked

Quote
In April, the European Transport Workers' Federation (ETF), which is backing the action, criticised what it said was a "never ending process of liberalisation, deregulation and cost cutting" in the air traffic management industry.

Controllers are "suffering from a performance scheme dominated by a never-ending cost reduction and in which safety is not considered to be the first priority", said ETF political secretary Francois Ballestero.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 13, 2013, 01:46:13 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 13, 2013, 06:14:16 PM
I have been busy working like. Just shut the laptop down  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2013, 06:21:13 PM
NAE?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 13, 2013, 06:27:00 PM
NAE?

Back or front then... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2013, 06:29:30 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 13, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2013, 06:46:18 PM
My internet connection was down for a couple of hours this afternoon.  eeek:

Orange a.k.a. EE (my provider) blamed BT.

Panic nearly set in. What did we do before the internet was invented?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
Talk to the neighbours?  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2013, 06:50:15 PM
Actually I mowed half the lawn. Then my petrol mower blew a gasket.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2013, 06:51:05 PM
You should get a man in :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on June 13, 2013, 07:19:52 PM
My internet connection was down for a couple of hours this afternoon.  eeek:

Orange a.k.a. EE (my provider) blamed BT.

Panic nearly set in. What did we do before the internet was invented?

Lead a much calmer life, read a book/magazine, and didn't make as many enemies in a such a relatively short space of time.
Even used to speak to people, face to face! eeek:
Wrote letters...hard to believe but true. I did actually get a 'B' in English language, Certificate of Secondary Education. Shocked:

Made a few new friends too thanks to the internet, so not all bad. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 13, 2013, 07:21:56 PM
Actually I mowed half the lawn. Then my petrol mower blew a gasket.

My internet connection was down for a couple of hours this afternoon.  eeek:

Orange a.k.a. EE (my provider) blamed BT.

Panic nearly set in. What did we do before the internet was invented?

Not the best of days then Uncle... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2013, 07:48:54 PM
A glass of red and I'm now mellow.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2013, 07:50:34 PM
How old are you>?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2013, 07:51:25 PM
 :huh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 14, 2013, 06:58:19 PM
Friday Night and I am in the pub on my own    Shrugs: Jail:   

I'll just raid the bar then nobody will know on second thoughts I'll leave some money in the till BM ... My conscience should be clear ;)  eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2013, 06:59:07 PM
I'm here like!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2013, 07:00:52 PM
I'm back
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2013, 07:02:02 PM
I'm back

Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 14, 2013, 07:08:49 PM
Yey  Party001: Party001: Party001:

Hi boys where you been ... lol: You come back when it is almost my bedtime ... cry:

Drinks my round...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fpe6lka30h%2Fbottles.jpg&hash=fd8d9238791c0a1228a3117e12a1e55dd6365f67) (http://postimg.org/image/pe6lka30h/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2013, 07:09:39 PM
Yey  Party001: Party001: Party001:

Hi boys where you been ... lol: You come back when it is almost my bedtime ... cry:

Drinks my round...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fpe6lka30h%2Fbottles.jpg&hash=fd8d9238791c0a1228a3117e12a1e55dd6365f67) (http://postimg.org/image/pe6lka30h/)

One of each please!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2013, 07:12:06 PM
Yey  Party001: Party001: Party001:

Hi boys where you been ... lol: You come back when it is almost my bedtime ... cry:

Drinks my round...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fpe6lka30h%2Fbottles.jpg&hash=fd8d9238791c0a1228a3117e12a1e55dd6365f67) (http://postimg.org/image/pe6lka30h/)
Quelle heroine

Pint of vodka intravenously please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 14, 2013, 07:22:32 PM
Yey  Party001: Party001: Party001:

Hi boys where you been ... lol: You come back when it is almost my bedtime ... cry:

Drinks my round...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fpe6lka30h%2Fbottles.jpg&hash=fd8d9238791c0a1228a3117e12a1e55dd6365f67) (http://postimg.org/image/pe6lka30h/)
Quelle heroine

Pint of vodka intravenously please

Bad day.... confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2013, 07:29:15 PM
Was brill til we went to me Mum's.  I'm not good at coping with it.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 14, 2013, 07:41:23 PM
Was brill til we went to me Mum's.  I'm not good at coping with it.

 happy100  Your mum is your mum tho....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 14, 2013, 07:51:34 PM
Was brill til we went to me Mum's.  I'm not good at coping with it.

 happy100  Your mum is your mum tho....
She is?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2013, 09:46:47 AM
I'm not good at coping with IT.

Just like BM.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2013, 09:49:36 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 15, 2013, 10:23:35 AM
 ec;
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 15, 2013, 10:24:31 AM
Monster hangover......... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 15, 2013, 10:26:32 AM
Is that cause they held you down and poured it down your throat... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 15, 2013, 10:27:56 AM
Is that cause they held you down and poured it down your throat... whistle:

It was free all night from 7 till 5am ........... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2013, 10:29:04 AM
Is that cause they held you down and poured it down your throat... whistle:
Dentist chair anyone?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virginmedia.com%2Fimages%2Fgazza-dentist-chair-400.jpg&hash=8ea9632c1580f59ea7fe79ebba116897b8267032)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 15, 2013, 12:19:09 PM
Is that cause they held you down and poured it down your throat... whistle:

It was free all night from 7 till 5am ........... redface:

In that case it would have been rude not to ....  noooo:

Why do I never get invited to things like that ... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2013, 01:55:38 PM
Is that cause they held you down and poured it down your throat... whistle:

It was free all night from 7 till 5am ........... redface:

In that case it would have been rude not to ....  noooo:

Why do I never get invited to things like that ... evil:
They have probably heard how much you can drink.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 15, 2013, 02:41:50 PM
Is that cause they held you down and poured it down your throat... whistle:

It was free all night from 7 till 5am ........... redface:

In that case it would have been rude not to ....  noooo:

Why do I never get invited to things like that ... evil:

They want my connections....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2013, 03:03:21 PM
Is that cause they held you down and poured it down your throat... whistle:

It was free all night from 7 till 5am ........... redface:

In that case it would have been rude not to ....  noooo:

Why do I never get invited to things like that ... evil:

They want my connections....... Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.buycostumes.com%2Fmgen%2Fmerchandiser%2F2298.jpg&hash=b8b8d3d2c1ce1af14b301eb13186edc624e26d5c)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 15, 2013, 03:19:20 PM
Is that cause they held you down and poured it down your throat... whistle:

It was free all night from 7 till 5am ........... redface:

In that case it would have been rude not to ....  noooo:

Why do I never get invited to things like that ... evil:
They have probably heard how much you can drink.  ;)

Who me ... noooo:  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 15, 2013, 08:18:42 PM
This is getting to be a habit ...  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2013, 08:54:30 AM
This is getting to be a habit ...  tunble:
was out with friends eating their grub, drinking our booze
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 06:22:23 PM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 17, 2013, 06:33:42 PM
I'm here now... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 17, 2013, 06:50:54 PM
Is it something I said..   tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 07:23:00 PM
I'm here like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 17, 2013, 07:24:28 PM
I was getting a complex everyone went ... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 07:26:07 PM
I was getting a complex everyone went ... redface:


happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 17, 2013, 07:34:41 PM
I was getting a complex everyone went ... redface:


happy100

 cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 07:39:32 PM
I am here. In a boozer so cannot type too well. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 07:40:36 PM
I am here. In a boozer so cannot type too well. noooo:

Poor WiFi...? happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 07:41:51 PM
I am doing my best like. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 07:43:05 PM
I am doing my best like. Thumbs:

Good man!  Thumbs:

I'm off up the brewery at Tsada tomorrow....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 07:47:07 PM
Had a shed load of the dark stuff (the irish one I think) last night. Not a bad ale but very pricey me thinks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 07:54:04 PM
Had a shed load of the dark stuff (the irish one I think) last night. Not a bad ale but very pricey me thinks.

They were charging €3.50 for it in the village last week but it is 4.5% abv and a nice drink thinks me...

Gonna buy some tomorrow along with 10 litres of 'draft'.... Enough to get Nick pissed ten times when he comes over like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2013, 08:12:50 PM
Enough to get Nick pissed ten times when he comes over like....  whistle:

How likely is that  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 17, 2013, 08:14:54 PM
Had a shed load of the dark stuff (the irish one I think) last night. Not a bad ale but very pricey me thinks.

They were charging €3.50 for it in the village last week but it is 4.5% abv and a nice drink thinks me...

Gonna buy some tomorrow along with 10 litres of 'draft'.... Enough to get Nick pissed ten times when he comes over like....  whistle:

 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2013, 08:15:39 PM
I have spent over three hours on the M3 dealing with this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fhdu3pq66f%2FDSCN6089.jpg&hash=118fc6506d077353d77427e65acaca09e205047e) (http://postimg.org/image/hdu3pq66f/)

Three guys earning an honest crust... end result, two minor injuries and one in a coma that's touch and go. Off to fill in god knows how many reports/forms now, and plan to finish the evening off with cider. Cheers all
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 08:16:00 PM
Enough to get Nick pissed ten times when he comes over like....  whistle:

How likely is that  rubschin:

Him coming to Cyprus...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 17, 2013, 08:19:02 PM
I have spent over three hours on the M3 dealing with this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fhdu3pq66f%2FDSCN6089.jpg&hash=118fc6506d077353d77427e65acaca09e205047e) (http://postimg.org/image/hdu3pq66f/)

Three guys earning an honest crust... end result, two minor injuries and one in a coma that's touch and go. Off to fill in god knows how many reports/forms now, and plan to finish the evening off with cider. Cheers all

Lots of it I would think... Looks nasty.. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 08:26:32 PM
I have spent over three hours on the M3 dealing with this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fhdu3pq66f%2FDSCN6089.jpg&hash=118fc6506d077353d77427e65acaca09e205047e) (http://postimg.org/image/hdu3pq66f/)

Three guys earning an honest crust... end result, two minor injuries and one in a coma that's touch and go. Off to fill in god knows how many reports/forms now, and plan to finish the evening off with cider. Cheers all

Bloody hell JOM - hope he is okay....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 08:35:13 PM
Enough to get Nick pissed ten times when he comes over like....  whistle:

How likely is that  rubschin:

Him coming to Cyprus...?  rubschin:


Can we get the little man to put his bags on one flight and him on another so he arrives in Majorca without his jumpers?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 08:36:07 PM
Enough to get Nick pissed ten times when he comes over like....  whistle:

How likely is that  rubschin:

Him coming to Cyprus...?  rubschin:


Can we get the little man to put his bags on one flight and him on another so he arrives in Majorca without his jumpers?

As long as the other bag with the tea bags gets here okay!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 08:39:26 PM
 lol: lol: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2013, 08:40:59 PM
I have spent over three hours on the M3 dealing with this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fhdu3pq66f%2FDSCN6089.jpg&hash=118fc6506d077353d77427e65acaca09e205047e) (http://postimg.org/image/hdu3pq66f/)

Three guys earning an honest crust... end result, two minor injuries and one in a coma that's touch and go. Off to fill in god knows how many reports/forms now, and plan to finish the evening off with cider. Cheers all

Good grief!

It just goes to show you never know what is coming next.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2013, 08:44:07 PM
I have spent over three hours on the M3 dealing with this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fhdu3pq66f%2FDSCN6089.jpg&hash=118fc6506d077353d77427e65acaca09e205047e) (http://postimg.org/image/hdu3pq66f/)

Three guys earning an honest crust... end result, two minor injuries and one in a coma that's touch and go. Off to fill in god knows how many reports/forms now, and plan to finish the evening off with cider. Cheers all

Good grief!

It just goes to show you never know what is coming next.  noooo:

Indeed... live life for the minute like! Make the most of every single second, savour every moment - you simply don't know how long you have left!  Thumbs:






I'm off to bed.... offtobed:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2013, 08:45:59 PM
It just goes to show you never know what is coming next.  noooo:

I know, just think of how many near misses that you've been personally involved in.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 17, 2013, 08:53:43 PM
I have spent over three hours on the M3 dealing with this...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fhdu3pq66f%2FDSCN6089.jpg&hash=118fc6506d077353d77427e65acaca09e205047e) (http://postimg.org/image/hdu3pq66f/)

Three guys earning an honest crust... end result, two minor injuries and one in a coma that's touch and go. Off to fill in god knows how many reports/forms now, and plan to finish the evening off with cider. Cheers all

Good grief!

It just goes to show you never know what is coming next.  noooo:

Indeed... live life for the minute like! Make the most of every single second, savour every moment - you simply don't know how long you have left!  Thumbs:






I'm off to bed.... offtobed:

So So true..... Live life, grab happiness every ounce... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2013, 10:56:10 PM
It just goes to show you never know what is coming next.  noooo:

I know, just think of how many near misses that you've been personally involved in.  eeek:

I was saying to one of the lads at the scene, "every time we attend one of these, moves us closer to the day when it's our turn" 'tis a sobering thought
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 17, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
It just goes to show you never know what is coming next.  noooo:

I know, just think of how many near misses that you've been personally involved in.  eeek:

I was saying to one of the lads at the scene, "every time we attend one of these, moves us closer to the day when it's our turn" 'tis a sobering thought


wow, that's depressing before i go to bed. You never know though, its true. regerdless of your job or health etc, live every day. Some things are more important. Me and Apey have finally reached the point in our business where we wanted to be, its all bollox though. we don't work together anymore, hardly have a day off at the same time....you look at stuff like like this and have to re-prioritse.

I hope the guy makes a healthy recovery....and we all rethink. It could all be taken away tomoroow.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2013, 11:16:39 PM
It just goes to show you never know what is coming next.  noooo:

I know, just think of how many near misses that you've been personally involved in.  eeek:

I was saying to one of the lads at the scene, "every time we attend one of these, moves us closer to the day when it's our turn" 'tis a sobering thought


wow, that's depressing before i go to bed. You never know though, its true. regerdless of your job or health etc, live every day. Some things are more important. Me and Apey have finally reached the point in our business where we wanted to be, its all bollox though. we don't work together anymore, hardly have a day off at the same time....you look at stuff like like this and have to re-prioritse.

I hope the guy makes a healthy recovery....and we all rethink. It could all be taken away tomoroow.

Apey is loving it.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:37:00 AM
It just goes to show you never know what is coming next.  noooo:

I know, just think of how many near misses that you've been personally involved in.  eeek:

I was saying to one of the lads at the scene, "every time we attend one of these, moves us closer to the day when it's our turn" 'tis a sobering thought


wow, that's depressing before i go to bed. You never know though, its true. regerdless of your job or health etc, live every day. Some things are more important. Me and Apey have finally reached the point in our business where we wanted to be, its all bollox though. we don't work together anymore, hardly have a day off at the same time....you look at stuff like like this and have to re-prioritse.

I hope the guy makes a healthy recovery....and we all rethink. It could all be taken away tomoroow.

Apey is loving it.  Thumbs:

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 18, 2013, 04:39:09 AM
fuck off
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:40:26 AM
fuck off

Potty mouth....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 18, 2013, 04:43:33 AM
fuck off

Potty mouth....  noooo:

 sorry.  redface:

fuck off Mr Bm Sir.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:44:15 AM
fuck off

Potty mouth....  noooo:

 sorry.  redface:

fuck off Mr Bm Sir.

Much betterer!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 18, 2013, 04:45:57 AM
 :thumbsup:   ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:49:38 AM
Bit of respec is all I ask like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 18, 2013, 08:35:25 AM
Bit of respec is all I ask like...  cloud9:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 12:26:18 PM
Bit of respec is all I ask like...  cloud9:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 12:34:15 PM
Bit of respec is all I ask like...  cloud9:

 happy001 happy001 happy001

 cussing:

Erasure ear=worm now....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2013, 04:46:17 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 04:59:58 PM
Been out to Miss D's local, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2013, 05:05:32 PM
Been out to Miss D's local, like

place or person......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 19, 2013, 05:43:53 PM
Nick is stalking me  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 05:45:24 PM
He was working in Victoria (National Audit Office  eveilgrin:)  ::)  Seemed a decent place to meet  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2013, 06:37:36 PM
I am here like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 07:17:32 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2013, 07:55:31 PM
Back now........... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 07:58:13 PM
Bedtime soon
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 19, 2013, 08:01:26 PM
Bedtime soon

For you ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 08:04:22 PM
Yes, Foggy is sweaty and therefore not pleasantly approachable noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 19, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Yes, Foggy is sweaty and therefore not pleasantly approachable noooo:


Oi fucker! just remember you are coming to my Island soon.......and I know people.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2013, 08:08:35 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 19, 2013, 08:10:41 PM
heed the warning my friend.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 19, 2013, 08:12:22 PM
Dont worry ginge, she is an potty mouth. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 10:25:47 PM
Quiet again tonight    sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 21, 2013, 10:39:34 PM
I am here... been out to another pub... like.   ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 21, 2013, 10:46:31 PM
Me's here too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 21, 2013, 10:53:58 PM
Fancy a VAT Miss T, I've got one.  Just to round off the four I had out like.   cloud9:  Been catching up with friends tonight.  One of whom drove across France on Wednesday and drove through  floods, the Thunder storm from Hell and saw dead bodies en route.   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 11:04:09 PM
Did you see those clips of the wind at those French campsites -  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 21, 2013, 11:08:30 PM
 scared2:  No cos I've bin busy but my mate said, ackchewelly, out loud how scared he had been.  He was on his own to be fair, and had driven all the way up from the Pyrenees so was getting very tired by the time he reached Paris where the storm was.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 11:16:43 PM
Evening laydee's missed you coming in been on another thread having a bit of a rant....

Drink anyone ....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Frny0xultt%2Fdepositphotos_5167801_Set_with_different_cocktai.jpg&hash=e8d24d72a10068881b6d79faad7de54c00e4a2d5) (http://postimg.org/image/rny0xultt/)


Found these behind the bar I  think BM has been practicing.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 11:18:51 PM
Laydees evening eh?  No Y chromosomes allowed you say. 

Nite then  offtobed:  have fun!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 11:21:20 PM
Laydees evening eh?  No Y chromosomes allowed you say. 

Nite then  offtobed:  have fun!

You are welcome to join us Steve ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 05:48:16 AM
Evening laydee's missed you coming in been on another thread having a bit of a rant....

Drink anyone ....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Frny0xultt%2Fdepositphotos_5167801_Set_with_different_cocktai.jpg&hash=e8d24d72a10068881b6d79faad7de54c00e4a2d5) (http://postimg.org/image/rny0xultt/)


Found these behind the bar I  think BM has been practicing.... ::)

 eeek:

One was brake fluid and another was anti-freeze!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 22, 2013, 07:42:24 AM
The brake fluid needed more lemon.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 08:18:58 AM
The brake fluid needed more lemon.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 22, 2013, 08:26:20 AM
The brake fluid needed more lemon.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:


you are a shit barman
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 08:27:42 AM
The brake fluid needed more lemon.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:


you are a shit barman

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 22, 2013, 08:38:25 AM
The brake fluid needed more lemon.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:


you are a shit barman

happy001

however, you do make a wicked vod-melon.

we should do that for Nick!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 08:40:17 AM
Evening laydee's missed you coming in been on another thread having a bit of a rant....

Drink anyone ....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Frny0xultt%2Fdepositphotos_5167801_Set_with_different_cocktai.jpg&hash=e8d24d72a10068881b6d79faad7de54c00e4a2d5) (http://postimg.org/image/rny0xultt/)


Found these behind the bar I  think BM has been practicing.... ::)

 eeek:

One was brake fluid and another was anti-freeze!

We don't care we drank them anyway tho the yellow one did taste a bit dodgy... Yuk:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 09:10:03 AM
Evening laydee's missed you coming in been on another thread having a bit of a rant....

Drink anyone ....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Frny0xultt%2Fdepositphotos_5167801_Set_with_different_cocktai.jpg&hash=e8d24d72a10068881b6d79faad7de54c00e4a2d5) (http://postimg.org/image/rny0xultt/)


Found these behind the bar I  think BM has been practicing.... ::)

 eeek:

One was brake fluid and another was anti-freeze!

We don't care we drank them anyway tho the yellow one did taste a bit dodgy... Yuk:

Oh yes, I forgot about the yellow one....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 22, 2013, 09:30:57 AM
Evening laydee's missed you coming in been on another thread having a bit of a rant....

Drink anyone ....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Frny0xultt%2Fdepositphotos_5167801_Set_with_different_cocktai.jpg&hash=e8d24d72a10068881b6d79faad7de54c00e4a2d5) (http://postimg.org/image/rny0xultt/)


Found these behind the bar I  think BM has been practicing.... ::)

 eeek:

One was brake fluid and another was anti-freeze!

We don't care we drank them anyway tho the yellow one did taste a bit dodgy... Yuk:

Oh yes, I forgot about the yellow one....  redface:

that wasn't a drink was it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 09:36:01 AM
Evening laydee's missed you coming in been on another thread having a bit of a rant....

Drink anyone ....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Frny0xultt%2Fdepositphotos_5167801_Set_with_different_cocktai.jpg&hash=e8d24d72a10068881b6d79faad7de54c00e4a2d5) (http://postimg.org/image/rny0xultt/)


Found these behind the bar I  think BM has been practicing.... ::)

 eeek:

One was brake fluid and another was anti-freeze!

We don't care we drank them anyway tho the yellow one did taste a bit dodgy... Yuk:

Oh yes, I forgot about the yellow one....  redface:

that wasn't a drink was it.  noooo:

 noooo:  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 09:38:40 AM
Evening laydee's missed you coming in been on another thread having a bit of a rant....

Drink anyone ....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Frny0xultt%2Fdepositphotos_5167801_Set_with_different_cocktai.jpg&hash=e8d24d72a10068881b6d79faad7de54c00e4a2d5) (http://postimg.org/image/rny0xultt/)


Found these behind the bar I  think BM has been practicing.... ::)

 eeek:

One was brake fluid and another was anti-freeze!

We don't care we drank them anyway tho the yellow one did taste a bit dodgy... Yuk:

Oh yes, I forgot about the yellow one....  redface:

that wasn't a drink was it.  noooo:

Don't you remember I said to you this is a strange one taste and smell ... you had a sip and spat it out ... Tipsy was the sensible one who said she wasn't having a taste....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 09:40:05 AM
Evening laydee's missed you coming in been on another thread having a bit of a rant....

Drink anyone ....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Frny0xultt%2Fdepositphotos_5167801_Set_with_different_cocktai.jpg&hash=e8d24d72a10068881b6d79faad7de54c00e4a2d5) (http://postimg.org/image/rny0xultt/)


Found these behind the bar I  think BM has been practicing.... ::)

 eeek:

One was brake fluid and another was anti-freeze!

We don't care we drank them anyway tho the yellow one did taste a bit dodgy... Yuk:

Oh yes, I forgot about the yellow one....  redface:

that wasn't a drink was it.  noooo:

 noooo:  redface:

Did you set us up .....   Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 23, 2013, 09:08:26 PM
 drumroll:   dum de dum ,, dum de dum     eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2013, 09:15:58 PM
drumroll:   dum de dum ,, dum de dum     eastdrink048

I'll have a drink ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 23, 2013, 09:19:02 PM
ooooo, me too me too!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2013, 09:32:58 PM
and me I'm thirsty too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 23, 2013, 09:33:33 PM
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What can I get you guys.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2013, 09:56:41 PM
beer, whatever is to hand, I'd even drink BM's home brew
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2013, 06:32:00 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2013, 07:02:06 PM
Was watching the tellybox....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 24, 2013, 07:03:18 PM
Was having food...and waking up.. redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2013, 08:24:38 PM
Was having food...and waking up.. redface:

Not in the food....... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 24, 2013, 08:34:20 PM
Was having food...and waking up.. redface:

Not in the food....... eeek:

Nearly.... redface:  I was waked early ... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 05:26:20 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

Nick is fighting maggots...
Growler is sulking ....
Steve is watching tennis .......
Boogs is prob working .......
BM is asleep..........
Baldy is on the lash......
Tipsy is watching men in lyrca....
Miss D is getting her birthday present ..... eyes:


where is everyone else ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on June 29, 2013, 05:31:23 PM
I have been werking travel arrangements to get to my mate at Ashtead for his 60th. Othermate had his 60th last saturday.
I shall not be werking Monday!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 05:33:29 PM
I have been werking travel arrangements to get to my mate at Ashtead for his 60th. Othermate had his 60th last saturday.
I shall not be werking Monday!

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 29, 2013, 05:42:30 PM
I'm back .... been for a nap cloud9:

I'm going to be back and forward into the kitchen cooking tho.... confused:

No comments before you start Apey.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 05:52:03 PM
I'm back .... been for a nap cloud9:

I'm going to be back and forward into the kitchen cooking tho.... confused:

No comments before you start Apey.... ::)

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 29, 2013, 05:58:16 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

Nick is fighting maggots...
Growler is sulking ....
Steve is watching tennis .......
Boogs is prob working .......
BM is asleep..........
Baldy is on the lash......
Tipsy is watching men in lyrca....
Miss D is getting her birthday present ..... eyes:


where is everyone else ........ rubschin:

I have been busy playing catch-up in the garden
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 05:59:29 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

Nick is fighting maggots...
Growler is sulking ....
Steve is watching tennis .......
Boogs is prob working .......
BM is asleep..........
Baldy is on the lash......
Tipsy is watching men in lyrca....
Miss D is getting her birthday present ..... eyes:


where is everyone else ........ rubschin:

I have been busy playing catch-up in the garden

Not under the yewtree I hope........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 29, 2013, 06:01:24 PM
I'm back .... been for a nap cloud9:

I'm going to be back and forward into the kitchen cooking tho.... confused:

No comments before you start Apey.... ::)

 evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 29, 2013, 06:06:48 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

Nick is fighting maggots...
Growler is sulking ....
Steve is watching tennis .......
Boogs is prob working .......
BM is asleep..........
Baldy is on the lash......
Tipsy is watching men in lyrca....
Miss D is getting her birthday present ..... eyes:


where is everyone else ........ rubschin:

I have been busy playing catch-up in the garden

Not under the yewtree I hope........ noooo:

Under the acacias.. I passed a house the other week called Yew Trees, and thought I wonder how long it'll be before they change the name  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 06:08:14 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

Nick is fighting maggots...
Growler is sulking ....
Steve is watching tennis .......
Boogs is prob working .......
BM is asleep..........
Baldy is on the lash......
Tipsy is watching men in lyrca....
Miss D is getting her birthday present ..... eyes:


where is everyone else ........ rubschin:

I have been busy playing catch-up in the garden

Not under the yewtree I hope........ noooo:

Under the acacias.. I passed a house the other week called Yew Trees, and thought I wonder how long it'll be before they change the name  noooo:

Could you fix it for them........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 29, 2013, 06:09:21 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2013, 06:43:27 PM
I was cleaning the filter on the fish pond and other associated stuff and then we went and actually spent time in the garden

too good a day to be watching tennis all the time
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2013, 07:31:25 PM
Wot happened ......... rubschin:

Nick is fighting maggots...
Growler is sulking ....
Steve is watching tennis .......
Boogs is prob working .......
BM is asleep..........
Baldy is on the lash......
Tipsy is watching men in lyrca....
Miss D is getting her birthday present ..... eyes:


where is everyone else ........ rubschin:

I have been busy playing catch-up in the garden

Not under the yewtree I hope........ noooo:

Under the acacias.. I passed a house the other week called Yew Trees, and thought I wonder how long it'll be before they change the name  noooo:

Could you fix it for them........ rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 29, 2013, 07:57:45 PM
 tunble:   Where is everybody ....  Saturday night I have about an hour and a half of party time on my own and we are 3....

Music is on and collapso open .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 07:59:30 PM
tunble:   Where is everybody ....  Saturday night I have about an hour and a half of party time on my own and we are 3....

Music is on and collapso open .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 29, 2013, 08:01:28 PM
tunble:   Where is everybody ....  Saturday night I have about an hour and a half of party time on my own and we are 3....

Music is on and collapso open .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 eyes:

Trust you have you got buttons that need sewing.... eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 08:03:52 PM
tunble:   Where is everybody ....  Saturday night I have about an hour and a half of party time on my own and we are 3....

Music is on and collapso open .... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 eyes:

Trust you have you got buttons that need sewing.... eyes:

Too many jokes.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2013, 10:42:26 PM
I passed a house the other week  . . . .

 Shocked:

Your digestive transit has been all over the place recently hasn't it?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
We are all at Glastonbury on another thread. It is a concert with popular beat combos. I gather the farmer makes a fortune from it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2013, 10:53:27 PM
We are all at Glastonbury on another thread. It is a concert with popular beat combos. I gather the farmer makes a fortune from it.  whistle:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2013, 11:05:39 PM
We are all at Glastonbury on another thread. It is a concert with popular beat combos. I gather the farmer makes a fortune from it.  whistle:
rubschin:

Turnipbury .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 29, 2013, 11:16:51 PM
I passed a house the other week  . . . .

 Shocked:

Your digestive transit has been all over the place recently hasn't it?

 noooo:

I bought a bag of apricots yesterday, they've nearly gone. I reckon my digestive transit may be a Mercedes Sprinter tomorrow  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 29, 2013, 11:17:38 PM
I passed a house the other week  . . . .

 Shocked:

Your digestive transit has been all over the place recently hasn't it?

 noooo:

I bought a bag of apricots yesterday, they've nearly gone. I reckon my digestive transit may be a Mercedes Sprinter tomorrow  scared2:

 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 29, 2013, 11:43:00 PM
I passed a house the other week  . . . .

 Shocked:

Your digestive transit has been all over the place recently hasn't it?

 noooo:

I bought a bag of apricots yesterday, they've nearly gone. I reckon my digestive transit may be a Mercedes Sprinter tomorrow  scared2:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2013, 08:36:14 AM
I passed a house the other week  . . . .

 Shocked:

Your digestive transit has been all over the place recently hasn't it?

 noooo:

I bought a bag of apricots yesterday, they've nearly gone. I reckon my digestive transit may be a Mercedes Sprinter tomorrow  scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2013, 11:11:38 AM
IIRC, that was one of yours in the other place a few years back  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2013, 11:17:13 AM
IIRC, that was one of yours in the other place a few years back  :thumbsup:

AFFS!  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 30, 2013, 09:44:35 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 09:47:24 PM
I'm here ... Thumbs:

guess Nick is stocking up on pain-killers for his hangovers and buying twiglets. Thumbs:

BM will be tucked in with his teddy ...

the rest,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Oh Baldy was going back out on the lash.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 30, 2013, 09:49:12 PM
I'm here too  wave:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2013, 10:03:20 PM
Me three! Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on June 30, 2013, 10:04:03 PM
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 10:08:44 PM
I'm here ... Thumbs:

guess Nick is stocking up on pain-killers for his hangovers and buying twiglets. Thumbs:

BM will be tucked in with his teddy ...

the rest,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Oh Baldy was going back out on the lash.....

I am back.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 30, 2013, 10:17:33 PM
I'm here ... Thumbs:

guess Nick is stocking up on pain-killers for his hangovers and buying twiglets. Thumbs:

BM will be tucked in with his teddy ...

the rest,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Oh Baldy was going back out on the lash.....

I am back.  Thumbs:

That was quick..... confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2013, 10:22:02 PM
Soz was watching a Foyle's war wot Mrs K put on  :thumbsup:

Now the Tour de France highlights

Still got Glasto to go

And need to fit in that Hannan video


A Couch Potato's life is bleeding hectic I tell ye
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 10:24:20 PM
I'm here ... Thumbs:

guess Nick is stocking up on pain-killers for his hangovers and buying twiglets. Thumbs:

BM will be tucked in with his teddy ...

the rest,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Oh Baldy was going back out on the lash.....

I am back.  Thumbs:

That was quick..... confused:

Just went down to pick up some munny, managed to get 3 pints of the strong scrumpy cider down me neck though.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 10:25:02 PM
I'm here ... Thumbs:

guess Nick is stocking up on pain-killers for his hangovers and buying twiglets. Thumbs:

BM will be tucked in with his teddy ...

the rest,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Oh Baldy was going back out on the lash.....

I am back.  Thumbs:

That was quick..... confused:

Prob got barred again........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 10:26:29 PM
I'm here ... Thumbs:

guess Nick is stocking up on pain-killers for his hangovers and buying twiglets. Thumbs:

BM will be tucked in with his teddy ...

the rest,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Oh Baldy was going back out on the lash.....

I am back.  Thumbs:

That was quick..... confused:

Prob got barred again........ noooo:

Nope.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 10:29:26 PM
I'm here ... Thumbs:

guess Nick is stocking up on pain-killers for his hangovers and buying twiglets. Thumbs:

BM will be tucked in with his teddy ...

the rest,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Oh Baldy was going back out on the lash.....

I am back.  Thumbs:

That was quick..... confused:

Prob got barred again........ noooo:

Nope.  angel1

Oh I need some golden cup......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 10:31:30 PM
 Thumbs: When do you want it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2013, 10:33:41 PM
Thumbs: When do you want it?

Give you a bell Monday avro ........may have a beer..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 10:36:16 PM
Thumbs: When do you want it?

Give you a bell Monday avro ........may have a beer..... rubschin:

Sounds like a good plan.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2013, 11:23:37 PM
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Hello old chap.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 01, 2013, 05:11:01 AM
just me then.  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2013, 06:04:07 AM
just me then.  tunble:

& moi...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 01, 2013, 07:19:03 AM
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Hello old chap.  Thumbs:

 hattip:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2013, 01:45:13 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2013, 03:02:12 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2013, 03:02:56 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 02, 2013, 03:06:16 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:


again, thanks for the call.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2013, 03:09:06 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:


again, thanks for the call.

 redface:

I had other things to do too tho.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2013, 04:01:31 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2013, 04:03:30 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

Well said ........the drinkers are voting with their feet/wallets........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2013, 04:12:32 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

Well said ........the drinkers are voting with their feet/wallets........

Correctomundo.  Thumbs:
People have not got the income they used to have. Two snotters a pint of Carlesburg up TOKR in all the pubs or three and a half for a weaker beer. We have had to put up with fizzy shite for long enough, but at nearly half the price what does a bloke do who has only ten snotters in his pocket. Not too sure he will opt for two and a half pints (plus a little bit of change) of locally brewed beer or get five pints of the stronger stuff.  Shrugs:

I do not mind paying three and a half for Old Rosie Cider.....but that is 7.3%  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2013, 04:16:14 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

Well said ........the drinkers are voting with their feet/wallets........

Correctomundo.  Thumbs:
People have not got the income they used to have. Two snotters a pint of Carlesburg up TOKR in all the pubs or three and a half for a weaker beer. We have had to put up with fizzy shite for long enough, but at nearly half the price what does a bloke do who has only ten snotters in his pocket. Not too sure he will opt for two and a half pints (plus a little bit of change) of locally brewed beer or get five pints of the stronger stuff.  Shrugs:

I do not mind paying three and a half for Old Rosie Cider.....but that is 7.3%  razz:

All the cheap bars/food places are full ..........you do not need to be a fecking brain surgeon to work it out....and they still make money .....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2013, 05:10:42 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

I dunno... everything is more expensive here in Pissouri like... Shrugs:

Two bars in the village are selling the same stuff for €3 and €3.50... I had bad pints in both last week because they hadn't let it settle... they are used to rolling in a boiling hot barrel of Keo, connecting it up to the cooler and serving immediately... ::)

Personally, I'd much rather buy direct at €2.25 a pint and get a great drink because I let it stand for 24 hours... If they put up the direct price I don't think that would force me to go to the pub and have a potentially dodgy pint while surrounded by winging expats and tourists...

I reckon the majority of tourists are happy to drink Keo when they are here and a large number of expats would be willing to pay a premium for a good pint...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2013, 05:24:23 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

I dunno... everything is more expensive here in Pissouri like... Shrugs:

Two bars in the village are selling the same stuff for €3 and €3.50... I had bad pints in both last week because they hadn't let it settle... they are used to rolling in a boiling hot barrel of Keo, connecting it up to the cooler and serving immediately... ::)

Personally, I'd much rather buy direct at €2.25 a pint and get a great drink because I let it stand for 24 hours... If they put up the direct price I don't think that would force me to go to the pub and have a potentially dodgy pint while surrounded by winging expats and tourists...

I reckon the majority of tourists are happy to drink Keo when they are here and a large number of expats would be willing to pay a premium for a good pint...

That may work in Pissouri at those prices as long as the pubs manage to keep the beer correctly, in Paphos there are obviously many more drinkers and outlets where they need to be competitive. Not too sure if 'home drinkers' will be able to keep the business afloat though, especially if you have to go all the way up there to pick it up.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2013, 05:32:08 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

I dunno... everything is more expensive here in Pissouri like... Shrugs:

Two bars in the village are selling the same stuff for €3 and €3.50... I had bad pints in both last week because they hadn't let it settle... they are used to rolling in a boiling hot barrel of Keo, connecting it up to the cooler and serving immediately... ::)

Personally, I'd much rather buy direct at €2.25 a pint and get a great drink because I let it stand for 24 hours... If they put up the direct price I don't think that would force me to go to the pub and have a potentially dodgy pint while surrounded by winging expats and tourists...

I reckon the majority of tourists are happy to drink Keo when they are here and a large number of expats would be willing to pay a premium for a good pint...

That may work in Pissouri at those prices as long as the pubs manage to keep the beer correctly, in Paphos there are obviously many more drinkers and outlets where they need to be competitive. Not too sure if 'home drinkers' will be able to keep the business afloat though, especially if you have to go all the way up there to pick it up.  noooo:

I suggested they had a 'distributor' in Pissouri but they reckon they are going to start a Home Delivery service....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2013, 05:41:45 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

I dunno... everything is more expensive here in Pissouri like... Shrugs:

Two bars in the village are selling the same stuff for €3 and €3.50... I had bad pints in both last week because they hadn't let it settle... they are used to rolling in a boiling hot barrel of Keo, connecting it up to the cooler and serving immediately... ::)

Personally, I'd much rather buy direct at €2.25 a pint and get a great drink because I let it stand for 24 hours... If they put up the direct price I don't think that would force me to go to the pub and have a potentially dodgy pint while surrounded by winging expats and tourists...

I reckon the majority of tourists are happy to drink Keo when they are here and a large number of expats would be willing to pay a premium for a good pint...

That may work in Pissouri at those prices as long as the pubs manage to keep the beer correctly, in Paphos there are obviously many more drinkers and outlets where they need to be competitive. Not too sure if 'home drinkers' will be able to keep the business afloat though, especially if you have to go all the way up there to pick it up.  noooo:

I suggested they had a 'distributor' in Pissouri but they reckon they are going to start a Home Delivery service....

You are right with that idea.  Thumbs:

Not too sure it will be worth their while to deliver 1 barrel every now and again all that way.  noooo:
If you phone up and they say they cannot deliver for a week or so people will soon go off of the idea.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2013, 07:12:38 PM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

I dunno... everything is more expensive here in Pissouri like... Shrugs:

Two bars in the village are selling the same stuff for €3 and €3.50... I had bad pints in both last week because they hadn't let it settle... they are used to rolling in a boiling hot barrel of Keo, connecting it up to the cooler and serving immediately... ::)

Personally, I'd much rather buy direct at €2.25 a pint and get a great drink because I let it stand for 24 hours... If they put up the direct price I don't think that would force me to go to the pub and have a potentially dodgy pint while surrounded by winging expats and tourists...

I reckon the majority of tourists are happy to drink Keo when they are here and a large number of expats would be willing to pay a premium for a good pint...

That may work in Pissouri at those prices as long as the pubs manage to keep the beer correctly, in Paphos there are obviously many more drinkers and outlets where they need to be competitive. Not too sure if 'home drinkers' will be able to keep the business afloat though, especially if you have to go all the way up there to pick it up.  noooo:

I suggested they had a 'distributor' in Pissouri but they reckon they are going to start a Home Delivery service....

You are right with that idea.  Thumbs:

Not too sure it will be worth their while to deliver 1 barrel every now and again all that way.  noooo:
If you phone up and they say they cannot deliver for a week or so people will soon go off of the idea.

Indeed...  noooo:

They have a beer festival in the village this weekend... I'll chat to them....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 03, 2013, 08:09:36 AM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

I dunno... everything is more expensive here in Pissouri like... Shrugs:

Two bars in the village are selling the same stuff for €3 and €3.50... I had bad pints in both last week because they hadn't let it settle... they are used to rolling in a boiling hot barrel of Keo, connecting it up to the cooler and serving immediately... ::)

Personally, I'd much rather buy direct at €2.25 a pint and get a great drink because I let it stand for 24 hours... If they put up the direct price I don't think that would force me to go to the pub and have a potentially dodgy pint while surrounded by winging expats and tourists...

I reckon the majority of tourists are happy to drink Keo when they are here and a large number of expats would be willing to pay a premium for a good pint...

That may work in Pissouri at those prices as long as the pubs manage to keep the beer correctly, in Paphos there are obviously many more drinkers and outlets where they need to be competitive. Not too sure if 'home drinkers' will be able to keep the business afloat though, especially if you have to go all the way up there to pick it up.  noooo:

I suggested they had a 'distributor' in Pissouri but they reckon they are going to start a Home Delivery service....

You are right with that idea.  Thumbs:

Not too sure it will be worth their while to deliver 1 barrel every now and again all that way.  noooo:
If you phone up and they say they cannot deliver for a week or so people will soon go off of the idea.

Indeed...  noooo:

They have a beer festival in the village this weekend... I'll chat to them....  Thumbs:

A Smug Club piss up you say.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2013, 08:12:55 AM
Quiet today.... tunble:

I've been in Pafos like....

Thanks for the call,,,,,,,,,, ::)

 redface:

I went up to that new brewery like....  Thumbs:

They are apparently talking about putting up the prices to the public. Too many people are getting the booze direct (like yourself BM) and drinking at home, the local landlords are not selling quite as much and are losing interest.

Not a very good idea me thinks, it is too expensive for what it is in the pub. They spent loads getting the operation up and running and are trying to get their munny back too quickly. They need to knock it out cheaply in the short term, get people to become acquainted with their beers then slowly put the price up, then they will have a company that survives in the long term. Pendle Witches Brewery and Monroes both went down the quick munny making road and where are they now?  rubschin:

Still it is up to them, their business and all that. But the people I know will not pay too much for session beers at nearly double the price while we are in a recession.  noooo:

I dunno... everything is more expensive here in Pissouri like... Shrugs:

Two bars in the village are selling the same stuff for €3 and €3.50... I had bad pints in both last week because they hadn't let it settle... they are used to rolling in a boiling hot barrel of Keo, connecting it up to the cooler and serving immediately... ::)

Personally, I'd much rather buy direct at €2.25 a pint and get a great drink because I let it stand for 24 hours... If they put up the direct price I don't think that would force me to go to the pub and have a potentially dodgy pint while surrounded by winging expats and tourists...

I reckon the majority of tourists are happy to drink Keo when they are here and a large number of expats would be willing to pay a premium for a good pint...

That may work in Pissouri at those prices as long as the pubs manage to keep the beer correctly, in Paphos there are obviously many more drinkers and outlets where they need to be competitive. Not too sure if 'home drinkers' will be able to keep the business afloat though, especially if you have to go all the way up there to pick it up.  noooo:

I suggested they had a 'distributor' in Pissouri but they reckon they are going to start a Home Delivery service....

You are right with that idea.  Thumbs:

Not too sure it will be worth their while to deliver 1 barrel every now and again all that way.  noooo:
If you phone up and they say they cannot deliver for a week or so people will soon go off of the idea.

Indeed...  noooo:

They have a beer festival in the village this weekend... I'll chat to them....  Thumbs:

A Smug Club piss up you say.  Thumbs:

Saturday and Sunday at the Giraffe....  Thumbs:

They will have all the beers on hand pump... not sure of prices tho - they are normally charging €3 a pint for the 3.8% Yorkshire Rose...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 04, 2013, 06:33:29 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 06:43:36 PM
Dammit man, I am watching the Hunt for Red October and necking white wine. What do you want? Twiglets?

I fancy some twiglets. I seem to have lots here.  rubschin: rubschin:

Sorry.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2013, 06:55:12 PM
Dammit man, I am watching the Hunt for Red October and necking white wine. What do you want? Twiglets?

I fancy some twiglets. I seem to have lots here.  rubschin: rubschin:

Sorry.

eat the twiglets!!! eat them aaaaallllllll!!!!!!!! They bloody stink. Rancid non-food weird things.  noooo:

 Just leave the niknaks alone.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 06:56:11 PM
I'm here! Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 07:00:27 PM
nom nom nom

These Nik Naks are yummy  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2013, 07:01:59 PM
nom nom nom

These Nik Naks are yummy  redface: redface:


you just fucked your welcome pack.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 07:03:09 PM
 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2013, 07:04:23 PM
nom nom nom

These Nik Naks are yummy  redface: redface:


you just fucked your welcome pack.

Leave him the cockroach hammer tho!  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2013, 07:34:20 PM
just what size nails does a cockroach manage to bang in with its special hammer?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2013, 08:54:44 PM
I have been busy workin' like  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 04, 2013, 08:55:53 PM
I was cooking then on my bike.   



12 miles   cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2013, 08:56:59 PM
You cycled so fast you cooked inside the Lycra?  eeek:

Bacon? Sausage?  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 12:28:06 PM
 tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 06, 2013, 01:25:16 PM
I'm watching the Tour.  Very closely cos the climb they are on today is where I lost my Camera in deep snow a few years back.   surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 03:16:42 PM
tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:

OI!  cussing:

I have been trying to get that northern monkey that you live with some werk for a wedding/punch up.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 03:37:55 PM
tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:

OI!  cussing:

I have been trying to get that northern monkey that you live with some werk for a wedding/punch up.  Thumbs:

Oh sorry , glad you were not drinking,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 04:50:50 PM
tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:

OI!  cussing:

I have been trying to get that northern monkey that you live with some werk for a wedding/punch up.  Thumbs:

Oh sorry , glad you were not drinking,,,,,, whistle:

Of course I was drinking you mong.  ::)

But trying to get you some werk, so you might be able to break the habit of a lifetime and have some munny for buying drinks.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 04:52:22 PM
tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:

OI!  cussing:

I have been trying to get that northern monkey that you live with some werk for a wedding/punch up.  Thumbs:

Oh sorry , glad you were not drinking,,,,,, whistle:

Of course I was drinking you mong.  ::)

But trying to get you some werk, so you might be able to break the habit of a lifetime and have some munny for buying drinks.  cussing:

Where......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 04:54:00 PM
tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:

OI!  cussing:

I have been trying to get that northern monkey that you live with some werk for a wedding/punch up.  Thumbs:

Oh sorry , glad you were not drinking,,,,,, whistle:

Of course I was drinking you mong.  ::)

But trying to get you some werk, so you might be able to break the habit of a lifetime and have some munny for buying drinks.  cussing:

Where......... rubschin:

It does not matter where it is.....you never buy a feckin drink.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 04:57:27 PM
tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:

OI!  cussing:

I have been trying to get that northern monkey that you live with some werk for a wedding/punch up.  Thumbs:

Oh sorry , glad you were not drinking,,,,,, whistle:

Of course I was drinking you mong.  ::)

But trying to get you some werk, so you might be able to break the habit of a lifetime and have some munny for buying drinks.  cussing:

Where......... rubschin:

It does not matter where it is.....you never buy a feckin drink.  point:

I will buy Nick a drink tonight ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:

OI!  cussing:

I have been trying to get that northern monkey that you live with some werk for a wedding/punch up.  Thumbs:

Oh sorry , glad you were not drinking,,,,,, whistle:

Of course I was drinking you mong.  ::)

But trying to get you some werk, so you might be able to break the habit of a lifetime and have some munny for buying drinks.  cussing:

Where......... rubschin:

It does not matter where it is.....you never buy a feckin drink.  point:

I will buy Nick a drink tonight ........ Thumbs:

After he has bought five for you.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 05:00:32 PM
I have my diary ready......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 05:02:13 PM
I have my diary ready......... Thumbs:

Can you werk the camera thingy on your new phone?

It might come in handy.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 05:03:01 PM
I have my diary ready......... Thumbs:

Can you werk the camera thingy on your new phone?

It might come in handy.  Thumbs:

Phone lasted a day....... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 05:05:02 PM
I have my diary ready......... Thumbs:

Can you werk the camera thingy on your new phone?

It might come in handy.  Thumbs:

Phone lasted a day....... redface:

Poplife?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 05:06:55 PM
I have my diary ready......... Thumbs:

Can you werk the camera thingy on your new phone?

It might come in handy.  Thumbs:

Phone lasted a day....... redface:

Poplife?  point:

Worse some chinese knock-off......... noooo:  it looked like your phone .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 05:08:09 PM
I have my diary ready......... Thumbs:

Can you werk the camera thingy on your new phone?

It might come in handy.  Thumbs:

Phone lasted a day....... redface:

Poplife?  point:

Worse some chinese knock-off......... noooo:  it looked like your phone .. rubschin:

Mine werks.  point: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 06, 2013, 07:01:58 PM
tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:

And so it continued. Iif that LLoyd lad wants to extend his loan period he better pull his bloody socks up  Wankah:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 06, 2013, 07:05:48 PM
tunble:

Bm at the beach point:
Baldy on the piss (copy n paste)
Steve playing cricket
JOM crying in his beer
Nick having a strip search
the rest........ rubschin:

And so it continued. Iif that LLoyd lad wants to extend his loan period he better pull his bloody socks up  Wankah:


 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 06, 2013, 08:40:46 PM
I'm here ....now .. been out all day.. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2013, 09:17:06 PM
I'm here ....now .. been out all day.. :thumbsup:

Welcome madam.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2013, 07:44:37 PM
Apey sends me a text:

At a wedding where one of the guests has a tattoo of TRNC (Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus....not cared for too much down in these parts).

The hotel staff have noticed it and are not very pleased.

"I would not like to eat the food they serve up to him" was his last comment.

Looks like another wedding punch-up on the way.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2013, 08:21:04 PM
Apey sends me a text:

At a wedding where one of the guests has a tattoo of TRNC (Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus....not cared for too much down in these parts).

The hotel staff have noticed it and are not very pleased.

"I would not like to eat the food they serve up to him" was his last comment.

Looks like another wedding punch-up on the way.  noooo:

I got that text too!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2013, 08:35:22 PM
Apey sends me a text:

At a wedding where one of the guests has a tattoo of TRNC (Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus....not cared for too much down in these parts).

The hotel staff have noticed it and are not very pleased.

"I would not like to eat the food they serve up to him" was his last comment.

Looks like another wedding punch-up on the way.  noooo:

I got that text too!  eeek:

Might see him on the local news tonight.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 08, 2013, 10:44:30 PM
I would not like to to be him on bar st tonight ........... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 10:39:56 PM
Is it something we said..... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2013, 10:41:16 PM
Is it something we said..... tunble:

Nah, they are lightweight girly mincers,,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 10:46:55 PM
Where has everyone gone ... JOM was here too ...even Baldy gone.. eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 13, 2013, 10:47:44 PM
I'm here. Refill honey?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 10:59:32 PM
Certainly spritzer or one of these .... like the colour    angel1
 
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2F46k7m75wn%2Fpurp.jpg&hash=19315c939068c6076dc3846a4f1e83a2a07fadfa) (http://postimg.org/image/46k7m75wn/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 11:02:04 PM
Where has everyone gone ... JOM was here too ...even Baldy gone.. eeek:

Sorry I was watching the boxing, but I'm back now like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 11:04:13 PM
Where has everyone gone ... JOM was here too ...even Baldy gone.. eeek:

Sorry I was watching the boxing, but I'm back now like.  Thumbs:

Glad someone is began to think it was me.... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2013, 11:05:45 PM
Where has everyone gone ... JOM was here too ...even Baldy gone.. eeek:

Sorry I was watching the boxing, but I'm back now like.  Thumbs:

Glad someone is began to think it was me.... redface:

 pathead:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 13, 2013, 11:07:20 PM
Where has everyone gone ... JOM was here too ...even Baldy gone.. eeek:

Sorry I was watching the boxing, but I'm back now like.  Thumbs:

Glad someone is began to think it was me.... redface:

 pathead:

A gerl could get a complex you know.... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2013, 11:46:46 PM
We only just got back.  Took ages to get out out of the West End.  Apparently some beat combo called the Stones or summat had been playing Hyde Park
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 14, 2013, 06:06:31 AM
I'd nodded off on the settee, god knows how, hardly slept a wink all night
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 11:27:15 AM
All gone quiet..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 11:38:58 AM
I am writing a report like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 11:42:28 AM
I am writing a report like....

Nick's holiday......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2013, 12:23:03 PM
I am writing a report like....

Nick's holiday......... rubschin:

Nooooooooooooo!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 15, 2013, 10:45:46 PM
Quiet tonight ...... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2013, 10:56:42 PM
Quiet tonight ...... tunble:

Just got back from next door.

Fixed her leak.....unfortunately only on her washing machine.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 10:58:14 PM
Quiet tonight ...... tunble:

Just got back from next door.

Fixed her leak.....unfortunately only on her washing machine.  noooo:

Had she blown something....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 15, 2013, 10:59:02 PM
Quiet tonight ...... tunble:

Just got back from next door.

Fixed her leak.....unfortunately only on her washing machine.  noooo:



Had she blown something....... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2013, 11:09:05 PM
Quiet tonight ...... tunble:

Just got back from next door.

Fixed her leak.....unfortunately only on her washing machine.  noooo:

Had she blown something....... rubschin:

Nope. She came off the game about 18 months ago and her boyfriend is away for 2 months.....so all is quiet.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2013, 08:47:52 AM
Quiet tonight ...... tunble:

Just got back from next door.

Fixed her leak.....unfortunately only on her washing machine.  noooo:

Had she blown something....... rubschin:

Nope. She came off the game about 18 months ago and her boyfriend is away for 2 months.....so all is quiet.  cloud9:

Nice you are such good chums, for some reason I assumed you would have it in for him.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 16, 2013, 08:50:11 AM
Quiet tonight ...... tunble:

Just got back from next door.

Fixed her leak.....unfortunately only on her washing machine.  noooo:

Had she blown something....... rubschin:

Nope. She came off the game about 18 months ago and her boyfriend is away for 2 months.....so all is quiet.  cloud9:

Nice you are such good chums, for some reason I assumed you would have it in for him.  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 16, 2013, 09:39:02 AM
Quiet tonight ...... tunble:

Just got back from next door.

Fixed her leak.....unfortunately only on her washing machine.  noooo:

Had she blown something....... rubschin:

Nope. She came off the game about 18 months ago and her boyfriend is away for 2 months.....so all is quiet.  cloud9:

Nice you are such good chums, for some reason I assumed you would have it in for him.  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 16, 2013, 10:27:00 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2013, 10:56:20 AM
is this mysteriously missing without trace boyfriend in the CDB age range?


(just in case something washes up like)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2013, 01:42:26 PM
is this mysteriously missing without trace boyfriend in the CDB age range?


(just in case something washes up like)

Nope.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 16, 2013, 05:04:05 PM
Quiet tonight ...... tunble:

Just got back from next door.

Fixed her leak.....unfortunately only on her washing machine.  noooo:

Had she blown something....... rubschin:

Nope. She came off the game about 18 months ago and her boyfriend is away for 2 months.....so all is quiet.  cloud9:

Nice you are such good chums, for some reason I assumed you would have it in for him.  :thumbsup:

 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 18, 2013, 11:07:10 AM
where'd everyone go?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 11:07:59 AM
where'd everyone go?

I am werking on MeMi...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 18, 2013, 05:44:26 PM
I was busy talking.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 05:49:51 PM
Do wimmin ever stop? That is not news.

Foggy, LL and Tipsy could do a talking competition. All the men could go for a beer an d come back three days later  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 06:32:52 PM
Do wimmin ever stop? That is not news.

Foggy, LL and Tipsy could do a talking competition. All the men could go for a beer an d come back three days later  noooo:

BM is not allowed.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 06:33:06 PM
I was watching Top Gear...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2013, 10:27:07 PM
I been at werk all day .... and done lots of talking... and trying to stop trailers from sinking into melted Tarmac... Need advice from JOM  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2013, 11:26:15 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2013, 11:34:53 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2013, 11:39:34 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:

Thought you had gone... I think JOM might be here too... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 18, 2013, 11:41:19 PM
I'm here but going to bed soon - up at 7.30 for my last 13 hour shift before 3 days off  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2013, 11:46:38 PM
It is 2:45 am here, so I will not be long before my pit.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2013, 11:51:58 PM
Ofcourse I forgot sorry knackerd myself....  You should be in bed ..    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 19, 2013, 06:07:18 AM
I been at werk all day .... and done lots of talking... and trying to stop trailers from sinking into melted Tarmac... Need advice from JOM  surrender:

I had been at work all day too. I've ust replied to your PM ref BITMAC Boogs, will find out more in a while (our roads don't melt  angel1 ) but I will talk to others that have roads that do, and have longer or better memories than mine
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 19, 2013, 06:12:54 AM
Quote
Remedial work may involve treating the surface with a Sealing Grit in an attempt to reduce tackiness, and to soak-up' the solvent to expedite its evaporation. Less commonly, the surface may be dusted with a black sand (sometimes referred to as a foundry sand) for the same reason. Whilst these remedial efforts may not always be 100% effective, they will not, normally, make the situation any worse, and can sometimes be satisfactory 'treatments' in cases where an elevated solvent content is the root cause of the problem.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote
Remedial work may involve treating the surface with a Sealing Grit in an attempt to reduce tackiness, and to soak-up' the solvent to expedite its evaporation. Less commonly, the surface may be dusted with a black sand (sometimes referred to as a foundry sand) for the same reason. Whilst these remedial efforts may not always be 100% effective, they will not, normally, make the situation any worse, and can sometimes be satisfactory 'treatments' in cases where an elevated solvent content is the root cause of the problem.

 :thumbsup:

Why not just pour water on it to cool it down like...? ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 19, 2013, 06:55:52 AM
Ooh no, we can't do that, the water companies are saying we are using too much  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2013, 06:58:12 AM
Ooh no, we can't do that, the water companies are saying we are using too much  ::)

Use ice cubes then.... for goodness sake, it isn't rocket science is it...? ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 19, 2013, 09:07:11 AM
Quote
Remedial work may involve treating the surface with a Sealing Grit in an attempt to reduce tackiness, and to soak-up' the solvent to expedite its evaporation. Less commonly, the surface may be dusted with a black sand (sometimes referred to as a foundry sand) for the same reason. Whilst these remedial efforts may not always be 100% effective, they will not, normally, make the situation any worse, and can sometimes be satisfactory 'treatments' in cases where an elevated solvent content is the root cause of the problem.

 :thumbsup:

Thank you JOM I got your PM and will reply shortly.... ;D

Why not just pour water on it to cool it down like...? ::)

You just like to get your hose out and wave it around   whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 20, 2013, 12:01:51 PM
lonely.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 12:03:59 PM
Here I am Foggy. Taking a break from housewerk  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 20, 2013, 12:06:28 PM
Here I am Foggy. Taking a break from housewerk  evil:

NIck  cloud9: put down your duster and take off the rubber gloves for a bit.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 12:07:02 PM
What are you proposing?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 20, 2013, 12:15:17 PM
What are you proposing?  rubschin:

 ::) a cig break and a glass of wine.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 12:17:19 PM
ANd strawberries  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 20, 2013, 12:24:02 PM
nom nom nom.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 12:25:23 PM
Have one


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Flg5gej50z%2Fstrawberry.jpg&hash=95d5236f74352eee54556d198be33e29997516d3) (http://postimg.org/image/lg5gej50z/)

Waits for Foggy to lick screen  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 20, 2013, 12:44:03 PM
Have one


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Flg5gej50z%2Fstrawberry.jpg&hash=95d5236f74352eee54556d198be33e29997516d3) (http://postimg.org/image/lg5gej50z/)

Waits for Foggy to lick screen  ::)


tastes like dust
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2013, 02:35:55 PM
Have one


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Flg5gej50z%2Fstrawberry.jpg&hash=95d5236f74352eee54556d198be33e29997516d3) (http://postimg.org/image/lg5gej50z/)

Waits for Foggy to lick screen  ::)


tastes like dust

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 20, 2013, 05:31:47 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

I was on my  bike (22miles), then went to W'ton to look at a newer car for the Staff.    surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 05:33:15 PM
I have an owld Sierra  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2013, 05:38:25 PM
I have an owld Sierra  :thumbsup:

What put of newer did you not understand....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 20, 2013, 05:47:19 PM
I been cooking going again to eat in a min... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2013, 05:48:55 PM
I been cooking going again to eat in a mini... ;)

Tart?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 20, 2013, 05:53:03 PM
I been cooking going again to eat in a mini... ;)

Tart?  whistle:

No  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2013, 06:33:12 PM
lol: lol: lol:

I was on my  bike (22miles), then went to W'ton to look at a newer car for the Staff.    surrender:

Have you got a dog that can drive?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 20, 2013, 06:37:05 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 20, 2013, 06:55:21 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2013, 08:36:51 PM
lol: lol: lol:

I was on my  bike (22miles), then went to W'ton to look at a newer car for the Staff.    surrender:

Have you got a dog that can drive?  rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 20, 2013, 10:43:02 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2013, 06:31:23 PM
Did we peak yesterday....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2013, 06:33:24 PM
Did we peak yesterday....... rubschin:

Oh noes... I was watching the tellybox like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2013, 06:34:04 PM
Peterborough looked like a dump  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2013, 06:35:25 PM
Peterborough looked like a dump  noooo:

It is... I used to jump out of aeroplanes there....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2013, 06:38:08 PM
As did your terrified passengers
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2013, 06:39:35 PM
Did we peak yesterday....... rubschin:
I was clearing broken glass from the kitchen floor.  Just when you think you've got it all . . . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2013, 06:40:37 PM
Did we peak yesterday....... rubschin:
I was clearing broken glass from the kitchen floor.  Just when you think you've got it all . . . . .

DIY disaster........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2013, 06:45:27 PM
Nah, today has been a staggering DIY success.  Done none of it

Did tidy up some shit and clean the fishpond filters (takes all of 10 minutes).  I felt very decadent so when Mrs K dropped a (thankfully empty) booze bottle in the kitchen I quickly changed into Glass Clearing Up Man.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2013, 06:53:29 PM
As did your terrified passengers

 evil:

I found this one the Intermong...

Peterborough Parachute Centre, Sibson Airfield, Spring/Summer 1980 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV65fUP95ig#)

Good chance I am in there somewhere....

The two Vickers Varsity's which can be seen in the film and used to point towards the drop zone if you got lost are now at Brooklands....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 03:36:06 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 04:25:26 PM
Been having a bath  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 09:22:06 PM
been banging my head against a virtual wall  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 09:23:42 PM
been banging my head against a virtual wall  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Tapa-talk........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 09:38:22 PM
I wish. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 26, 2013, 10:17:35 PM
As did your terrified passengers

 evil:

I found this one the Intermong...

Peterborough Parachute Centre, Sibson Airfield, Spring/Summer 1980 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV65fUP95ig#)

Good chance I am in there somewhere....

The two Vickers Varsity's which can be seen in the film and used to point towards the drop zone if you got lost are now at Brooklands....

Another thing I wanted to do but never did told I was irresponsible with two young children... Should have done it anyway  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 10:36:03 PM
As did your terrified passengers

 evil:

I found this one the Intermong...

Peterborough Parachute Centre, Sibson Airfield, Spring/Summer 1980 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV65fUP95ig#)

Good chance I am in there somewhere....

The two Vickers Varsity's which can be seen in the film and used to point towards the drop zone if you got lost are now at Brooklands....

Another thing I wanted to do but never did told I was irresponsible with two young children... Should have done it anyway  evil:

Well 3 people on a parachute is a bit risky........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2013, 10:50:05 PM
As did your terrified passengers

 evil:

I found this one the Intermong...

Peterborough Parachute Centre, Sibson Airfield, Spring/Summer 1980 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV65fUP95ig#)

Good chance I am in there somewhere....

The two Vickers Varsity's which can be seen in the film and used to point towards the drop zone if you got lost are now at Brooklands....

Another thing I wanted to do but never did told I was irresponsible with two young children... Should have done it anyway  evil:

Well 3 people on a parachute is a bit risky........

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 05:32:19 AM
As did your terrified passengers

 evil:

I found this one the Intermong...

Peterborough Parachute Centre, Sibson Airfield, Spring/Summer 1980 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV65fUP95ig#)

Good chance I am in there somewhere....

The two Vickers Varsity's which can be seen in the film and used to point towards the drop zone if you got lost are now at Brooklands....

Another thing I wanted to do but never did told I was irresponsible with two young children... Should have done it anyway  evil:

Never too late!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 07:39:17 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 07:39:48 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 07:41:18 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 07:41:53 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Feck Moi.  eeek:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 07:42:22 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 07:43:14 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

Even beterer.....we will be able to get a werd in edgeways.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 07:44:02 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 07:44:21 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

She popped down the road for ONE drink about 2 hours ago....... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 07:45:37 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:03:18 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 08:08:22 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:

Damn right .....her mate's minted .........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:15:58 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:

Damn right .....her mate's minted .........

 noooo: noooo: Standard Apey approach.  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 08:18:38 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:

Damn right .....her mate's minted .........

 noooo: noooo: Standard Apey approach.  noooo: noooo:

OI, I did some charity work for them ............and didn't get paid... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 08:19:03 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:

Damn right .....her mate's minted .........

Minted you say...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:21:01 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:

Damn right .....her mate's minted .........

Minted you say...?  eyes:

Trouble is HE makes Foggy a bad looker.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 08:21:54 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:

Damn right .....her mate's minted .........

Minted you say...?  eyes:

Trouble is HE makes Foggy a bad looker.  eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 08:23:30 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:

Damn right .....her mate's minted .........

Minted you say...?  eyes:

Married to a Cyp.........a complete prick....... noooo:  that's why I don't go round ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 08:24:30 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:

Damn right .....her mate's minted .........

Minted you say...?  eyes:

Married to a Cyp.........a complete prick....... noooo:  that's why I don't go round ...

Two wrongs eh....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:24:56 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:

Good timing ..Miss T is out........ Thumbs:

I know...  whistle:

Got her werkin on your patch?  rubschin:

Nah ...low on booze here so sent her to drink with her friend ..they got loads ... Thumbs:

 noooo: noooo: Haloumi wallet. Squeek Squeek.  noooo:

Damn right .....her mate's minted .........

Minted you say...?  eyes:

Trouble is HE makes Foggy a bad looker.  eeek:

 eeek:

Apey is waiting until Foggy passes out, then he will take her home after a while.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2013, 08:55:22 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:
And so it was that the interminable series about 3 old farts: "Last of the Cyprus Whine"  began.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:57:18 PM
A smuggers meeting........ cloud9:

Free bar like....  Thumbs:
And so it was that the interminable series about 3 old farts: "Last of the Cyprus Whine"  began.

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2013, 09:06:17 PM
well don't have a free bar, smuggers only event then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 09:07:13 PM
well don't have a free bar, smuggers only event then

BM is padlock pockets....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 09:12:15 PM
well don't have a free bar, smuggers only event then

BM is padlock pockets....... noooo:

He was the milkman to Apey's mum.  point:

It follows down the line.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 09:23:56 PM
well don't have a free bar, smuggers only event then

BM is padlock pockets....... noooo:

He was the milkman to Apey's mum.  point:

It follows down the line.  noooo:

He is old ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 09:25:49 PM
well don't have a free bar, smuggers only event then

BM is padlock pockets....... noooo:

He was the milkman to Apey's mum.  point:

It follows down the line.  noooo:

He is old ......... rubschin:

Prolly got some of them jelly things to give it one last chance.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2013, 04:59:37 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 12:38:55 PM
 tunble:     rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2013, 12:40:20 PM
tunble:     rubschin:

Liar! I am here...  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on July 31, 2013, 02:13:01 PM
I have been travelling home from werk.

Now got 10 days off.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 02:19:04 PM
I have been travelling home from werk.

Now got 10 days off.  cloud9:

Enjoy.......... Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2013, 03:07:22 PM
I am back, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 03:08:18 PM
I am back, like

Wot happened....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2013, 03:15:18 PM
I was in Dorset. Now I am not.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2013, 03:17:52 PM
I was in Dorset. Now I am not.

OIC.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2013, 08:51:45 PM
I was in Dorset. Now I am not.

OIC.........

I'm here now and you've gone...... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2013, 09:24:28 PM
I was in Dorset. Now I am not.

OIC.........

I'm here now and you've gone...... eeek:

just got back from werk. You still here?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 09:26:24 PM
I was in Dorset. Now I am not.

OIC.........

I'm here now and you've gone...... eeek:

just got back from werk. You still here?

Nope.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2013, 09:28:32 PM
I was in Dorset. Now I am not.

OIC.........

I'm here now and you've gone...... eeek:

just got back from werk. You still here?

Nope.  noooo:

just me and you?!   scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2013, 09:29:00 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:
 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 09:30:33 PM
I was in Dorset. Now I am not.

OIC.........

I'm here now and you've gone...... eeek:

just got back from werk. You still here?

Nope.  noooo:

just me and you?!   scared2:

I'm not here you twerp.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2013, 09:31:16 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2013, 09:39:26 PM
This thing is so painfully slow  it is frustrating it keeps freezing.... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2013, 09:41:18 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 09:47:10 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)

 eeek: eeek:

Wot ......   problem...... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2013, 09:54:28 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)

 eeek: eeek:

Wot ......   problem...... Shrugs:

 eveilgrin:  he has no idea........................bless him.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2013, 09:57:42 PM
I'm back
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2013, 10:00:39 PM
I'm back

welcome back good Sir.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 10:01:54 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)

 eeek: eeek:

Wot ......   problem...... Shrugs:

 eveilgrin:  he has no idea........................bless him.

Yeah right and you are a fucking nun.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2013, 10:06:30 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)

 eeek: eeek:

Wot ......   problem...... Shrugs:

 eveilgrin:  he has no idea........................bless him.

Yeah right and you are a fucking nun.  noooo:

yup    angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2013, 10:07:38 PM
I'm back

welcome back good Sir.  :thumbsup:
not so sure bout the "good" part or even the "sir" but ta

Been with friends most of the day, now so full of food and not a little wine I can hardly move
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2013, 10:10:29 PM
I'm back

welcome back good Sir.  :thumbsup:
not so sure bout the "good" part or even the "sir" but ta

Been with friends most of the day, now so full of food and not a little wine I can hardly move

 lol: lol: when you start to dribble, go to bed.  :thumbsup: x x x
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2013, 10:13:32 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)

 eeek: eeek:

Wot ......   problem...... Shrugs:

 eveilgrin:  he has no idea........................bless him.
lol:  he thinks he knows wimmin you know   happy001

 Evening Steve... :thumbsup:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2013, 10:14:32 PM
I'm back

welcome back good Sir.  :thumbsup:
not so sure bout the "good" part or even the "sir" but ta

Been with friends most of the day, now so full of food and not a little wine I can hardly move

 lol: lol: when you start to dribble, go to bed.  :thumbsup: x x x
Wise advice, will do

CWMBO was dribbling earlier  sick2: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 10:27:50 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)

 eeek: eeek:

Wot ......   problem...... Shrugs:

 eveilgrin:  he has no idea........................bless him.
lol:  he thinks he knows wimmin you know   happy001

 Evening Steve... :thumbsup:

Yep I do know them.....more trouble than they are worth to be honest.
Bangcock Dick said " I have never paid a woman for sex, only paid her to fuck off in the morning"
All them married men out there prolly think it is not too bad a statement.  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2013, 10:32:29 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)

 eeek: eeek:

Wot ......   problem...... Shrugs:

 eveilgrin:  he has no idea........................bless him.
lol:  he thinks he knows wimmin you know   happy001

 Evening Steve... :thumbsup:

Yep I do know them.....more trouble than they are worth to be honest.
Bangcock Dick said " I have never paid a woman for sex, only paid her to fuck off in the morning"
All them married men out there prolly think it is not too bad a statement.  ;) ;)

Not a  clue obviously goes for the wrong wimmim point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 10:39:02 PM
I am lovely gerl.. I am just about to pm you...  cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: Thank god! I cant deal with Baldy alone.  noooo:

No worries he can't handle both of us even if I am slow tonight...... ;)

 eeek: eeek:

Wot ......   problem...... Shrugs:

 eveilgrin:  he has no idea........................bless him.
lol:  he thinks he knows wimmin you know   happy001

 Evening Steve... :thumbsup:

Yep I do know them.....more trouble than they are worth to be honest.
Bangcock Dick said " I have never paid a woman for sex, only paid her to fuck off in the morning"
All them married men out there prolly think it is not too bad a statement.  ;) ;)

Not a  clue obviously goes for the wrong wimmim point:

Easier to live on your own and not with an old wrinkly in his eyes.  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2013, 10:42:35 PM
Quote
Yep I do know them.....more trouble than they are worth to be honest.

Well if you don't understand them maybe that's true for you - why boast about it ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2013, 10:46:40 PM
Quote
Yep I do know them.....more trouble than they are worth to be honest.

Well if you don't understand them maybe that's true for you - why boast about it ?

What is boasting about that then Mr Perfect?  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 05, 2013, 06:35:49 PM
 knitting: Jail:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2013, 12:17:07 PM
Where is everyone ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2013, 12:23:05 PM
Where is everyone ........ rubschin:

here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2013, 12:24:47 PM
Where is everyone ........ rubschin:

here!  cloud9:

Now....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2013, 12:43:47 PM
Where is everyone ........ rubschin:

here!  cloud9:

Now....... noooo:

Gone again..........LL must be calling....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 06, 2013, 03:14:38 PM
 tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2013, 03:16:06 PM
Is quiet today......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2013, 03:16:25 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 06, 2013, 03:20:42 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2013, 03:39:26 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2013, 03:41:30 PM
Had the gayer carpet layers here like and then the Polish laydees. Been to the tip four times  evil:

Polish laydees didn't finish with me, so they are back on Thursday.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2013, 03:42:01 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:

Real pub closed........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2013, 03:47:29 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:

Real pub closed........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

Just come back for some food before I venture out again.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2013, 03:48:31 PM
Had the gayer carpet layers here like and then the Polish laydees. Been to the tip four times  evil:

Polish laydees didn't finish with me, so they are back on Thursday.

Them Polish lot never finish with you I tells yah.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 06, 2013, 03:50:04 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2013, 03:52:37 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:

Real pub closed........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

Just come back for some food before I venture out again.  Thumbs:

Good I was worried then......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:

Real pub closed........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

Just come back for some food before I venture out again.  Thumbs:

Good I was worried then......... Thumbs:

Do not worry that I might have dyed my hair ginge....no chance.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 06, 2013, 04:19:46 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:

Real pub closed........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

Just come back for some food before I venture out again.  Thumbs:

Good I was worried then......... Thumbs:

Do not worry that I might have dyed my hair ginge....no chance.  noooo:

Nothing wrong with ginger hair my ex was ginge and a Scot..... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2013, 04:29:27 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:

Real pub closed........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

Just come back for some food before I venture out again.  Thumbs:

Good I was worried then......... Thumbs:

Do not worry that I might have dyed my hair ginge....no chance.  noooo:

Nothing wrong with ginger hair my ex was ginge and a Scot..... whistle:

Rare combination ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2013, 04:57:50 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:

Real pub closed........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

Just come back for some food before I venture out again.  Thumbs:

Good I was worried then......... Thumbs:

Do not worry that I might have dyed my hair ginge....no chance.  noooo:

Nothing wrong with ginger hair my ex was ginge and a Scot..... whistle:

Rare combination ......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 06, 2013, 05:39:56 PM
tunble:  Where is everyone today ... whistle:

I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

So am I.  Thumbs:

Real pub closed........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

Just come back for some food before I venture out again.  Thumbs:

Good I was worried then......... Thumbs:

Do not worry that I might have dyed my hair ginge....no chance.  noooo:

Nothing wrong with ginger hair my ex was ginge and a Scot..... whistle:

Rare combination ......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2013, 06:08:53 PM
I am going home to pack  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2013, 06:13:59 PM
I am going home to pack  :thumbsup:

Have a wonderful time!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2013, 06:16:31 PM
I am going home to pack  :thumbsup:

Have a wonderful time!  Thumbs:

On holiday I meant.... not packing....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 06, 2013, 06:25:00 PM
I am going home to pack  :thumbsup:

Enjoy  Thumbs: Lots of relaxation and fun... and a few voddy's    cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2013, 06:30:58 PM
Wot BM and Boogy said ^



(but wait, who's going to bring milky bars for pub brekkie now?)


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2013, 06:33:39 PM
Wot BM and Boogy said ^



(but wait, who's going to bring milky bars for pub brekkie now?)

I'll bring Crunchies on Friday...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2013, 06:38:26 PM
Wot BM and Boogy said ^



(but wait, who's going to bring milky bars for pub brekkie now?)

I'll bring Crunchies on Friday...  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

civilisation as we know it is saved
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 06, 2013, 06:53:28 PM
I am going home to pack  :thumbsup:

Have a great time away Miss D  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2013, 08:10:39 PM
I am going home to pack  :thumbsup:

Pack your pants?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2013, 09:53:11 PM
Pants as in trousers or pants as in bikini bottoms  rubschin:

Packing done

Now just to clean the house before we go away.

The man is meant to be keeping an eye on the house whilst I am away so will also have to hide all things that are not for public viewing  :thumbsup:

Mallorca here I come  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 04:18:22 AM
Pants as in trousers or pants as in bikini bottoms  rubschin:

Packing done

Now just to clean the house before we go away.

The man is meant to be keeping an eye on the house whilst I am away so will also have to hide all things that are not for public viewing  :thumbsup:

Mallorca here I come  cloud9:

Have fun...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2013, 05:36:06 AM
Pants as in trousers or pants as in bikini bottoms  rubschin:

Packing done

Now just to clean the house before we go away.

The man is meant to be keeping an eye on the house whilst I am away so will also have to hide all things that are not for public viewing  :thumbsup:

Mallorca here I come  cloud9:

Have a good one!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 07, 2013, 07:29:31 PM
Quiet again tonight .... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 07:32:16 PM
Quiet again tonight .... Shrugs:

Well Miss D is on hols
BM getting ready for bed
Baldy in the pub
Birthday boy on the razz
Nick questioning his sexualality
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 07:35:53 PM
I'm back here like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 07, 2013, 07:37:17 PM
Quiet again tonight .... Shrugs:

Well Miss D is on hols
BM getting ready for bed
Baldy in the pub
Birthday boy on the razz
Nick questioning his sexualality

 lol: lol: lol:

I'll be gone myself in about 20mins   cry:    JOM was here earlier and Misty lovely gerl.. ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 07, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
I'm back here like.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2013, 07:37:55 PM
Quiet again tonight .... Shrugs:

Well Miss D is on hols
BM getting ready for bed
Baldy in the pub
Birthday boy on the razz
Nick questioning his sexualality

 lol: lol: lol:

I'll be gone myself in about 20mins   cry:    JOM was here earlier and Misty lovely gerl.. ;D

I'm still here like... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2013, 07:38:52 PM
Oh noes, I am rampant after last night's dreams noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 07:53:41 PM
I'm back here like.  Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:

Bet you don't get one of these BM.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 07, 2013, 08:27:11 PM
Oh noes, I am rampant after last night's dreams noooo:

rampant you say?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2013, 08:27:48 PM
Oh yes  eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 08:39:33 PM
Oh yes  eyes: eyes: eyes:

 noooo: noooo:

Foggy goes swimming....with a happy ending.  Thumbs:

Saving Valentina.6.8.11.h264.mov (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBYPlcSD490#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 07, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Oh yes  eyes: eyes: eyes:

 noooo: noooo:

Foggy goes swimming....with a happy ending.  Thumbs:

Saving Valentina.6.8.11.h264.mov (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBYPlcSD490#)

would try to mad at you implying I am a whale but am too busy crying at the whole story.  sad24:

fabulous.  :thumbsup: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 08:58:08 PM
Oh yes  eyes: eyes: eyes:

 noooo: noooo:

Foggy goes swimming....with a happy ending.  Thumbs:

Saving Valentina.6.8.11.h264.mov (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBYPlcSD490#)

would try to mad at you implying I am a whale but am too busy crying at the whole story.  sad24:

fabulous.  :thumbsup: cloud9:

The Japanese whaling fleet know what bikini you wear.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 07, 2013, 09:09:34 PM
Oh yes  eyes: eyes: eyes:

 noooo: noooo:

Foggy goes swimming....with a happy ending.  Thumbs:

Saving Valentina.6.8.11.h264.mov (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBYPlcSD490#)

would try to mad at you implying I am a whale but am too busy crying at the whole story.  sad24:

fabulous.  :thumbsup: cloud9:

The Japanese whaling fleet know what bikini you wear.  Thumbs:

nope, sorry hun, not gonna piss me off tonight, that story was just too good.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 09:20:16 PM
Oh yes  eyes: eyes: eyes:

 noooo: noooo:

Foggy goes swimming....with a happy ending.  Thumbs:

Saving Valentina.6.8.11.h264.mov (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBYPlcSD490#)

would try to mad at you implying I am a whale but am too busy crying at the whole story.  sad24:

fabulous.  :thumbsup: cloud9:

The Japanese whaling fleet know what bikini you wear.  Thumbs:

nope, sorry hun, not gonna piss me off tonight, that story was just too good.  cloud9:

 noooo: Potty Mouth.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 08, 2013, 07:14:27 PM
Quiet again ....

Free drinks from LL and Apey is not here  lol: lol: lol:

We will need to drink his .... whistle:  Shame  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2013, 07:16:23 PM
Quiet again ....

Free drinks from LL and Apey is not here  lol: lol: lol:

We will need to drink his .... whistle:  Shame  noooo: noooo:

On his tab you say?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2013, 07:29:38 PM
Quiet again ....

Free drinks from LL and Apey is not here  lol: lol: lol:

We will need to drink his .... whistle:  Shame  noooo: noooo:

On his tab you say?  Thumbs:

Apey's tab! Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2013, 07:31:44 PM
Quiet again ....

Free drinks from LL and Apey is not here  lol: lol: lol:

We will need to drink his .... whistle:  Shame  noooo: noooo:

On his tab you say?  Thumbs:

Apey's tab! Party001:

Do not give that mincer a tab....cash up front only.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2013, 07:34:48 PM
Quiet again ....

Free drinks from LL and Apey is not here  lol: lol: lol:

We will need to drink his .... whistle:  Shame  noooo: noooo:

On his tab you say?  Thumbs:

Apey's tab! Party001:

Do not give that mincer a tab....cash up front only.  Thumbs:

Good plan...  Thumbs:

I'll put plugs in my ears so the squeaking doesn't wake me....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2013, 07:40:31 PM
Quiet again ....

Free drinks from LL and Apey is not here  lol: lol: lol:

We will need to drink his .... whistle:  Shame  noooo: noooo:

On his tab you say?  Thumbs:

Apey's tab! Party001:

Do not give that mincer a tab....cash up front only.  Thumbs:

Good plan...  Thumbs:

I'll put plugs in my ears so the squeaking doesn't wake me....

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 05:53:19 PM
Just me here like....  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 06:05:18 PM
Nope.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 09, 2013, 06:19:01 PM
Present, Sir.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 06:23:09 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 06:24:13 PM
I'm here too whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 06:28:52 PM
I'm here too whistle:

Evening Missy.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 06:30:15 PM
I'm here too whistle:

Evening Missy.  Thumbs:

Evening my mate   cloud9:  You had a good day  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 06:33:01 PM
I'm here too whistle:

Evening Missy.  Thumbs:

Evening my mate   cloud9:  You had a good day  Thumbs:

Yep.  Thumbs:

Only the youngest one.....she cracks me up all the time, so it was good fun thanks.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 06:40:27 PM
I'm here too whistle:

Evening Missy.  Thumbs:

Evening my mate   cloud9:  You had a good day  Thumbs:

Yep.  Thumbs:

Only the youngest one.....she cracks me up all the time, so it was good fun thanks.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 06:55:53 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 06:56:57 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Hey BM  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 06:58:08 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Hey BM  :thumbsup:

Hey!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 06:59:10 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Just took a quick hour off.....Don't bother to tell us what you were doing.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 07:00:15 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Hey BM  :thumbsup:

Hey!

You enjoy your egg and chips.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 07:00:33 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Just took a quick hour off.....Don't bother to tell us what you were doing.  noooo:

I am watching The Moan Lone Ranger!  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 07:01:17 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Hey BM  :thumbsup:

Hey!

You enjoy your egg and chips.... Thumbs:


Double-egg.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 07:02:50 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Hey BM  :thumbsup:

Hey!

You enjoy your egg and chips.... Thumbs:


Double-egg.... ::)

Not suffering from the 'banking haircut' I see.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 07:04:18 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Hey BM  :thumbsup:

Hey!

You enjoy your egg and chips.... Thumbs:


Double-egg.... ::)

Not suffering from the 'banking haircut' I see.  Thumbs:

Oh noes....

LL had the broken one too....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 07:05:05 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Hey BM  :thumbsup:

Hey!

You enjoy your egg and chips.... Thumbs:


Double-egg.... ::)

Did you enjoy yourDouble-egg and chips
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 07:06:57 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Just took a quick hour off.....Don't bother to tell us what you were doing.  noooo:

I am watching The Moan Lone Ranger!  Banghead

Was it any good.. bad reviews here today  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 07:07:44 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Hey BM  :thumbsup:

Hey!

You enjoy your egg and chips.... Thumbs:


Double-egg.... ::)

Not suffering from the 'banking haircut' I see.  Thumbs:

Oh noes....

LL had the broken one too....  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 07:09:24 PM
Present, Sir.

He has gone to bed.  noooo:

No.... ::)

Hey BM  :thumbsup:

Hey!

You enjoy your egg and chips.... Thumbs:


Double-egg.... ::)

Not suffering from the 'banking haircut' I see.  Thumbs:

Oh noes....

LL had the broken one too....  whistle:

 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2013, 07:14:44 PM
I'm here, been out like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 07:16:54 PM
I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2013, 07:19:59 PM
I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 07:25:12 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2013, 07:28:27 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D
Ah!  Work does have some upsides then. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 07:30:23 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D
Ah!  Work does have some upsides then.

That is about the only one .. ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 08:09:54 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D

Are you an carpenter...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 08:14:38 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D

Are you an carpenter...?  rubschin:

 drumroll: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 08:14:53 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D

Are you an carpenter...?  rubschin:

I can be whatever you want me to be .. eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2013, 08:17:16 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D

Are you an carpenter...?  rubschin:

I can be whatever you want me to be .. eyes:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 08:18:52 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D

Are you an carpenter...?  rubschin:

I can be whatever you want me to be .. eyes:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 09:58:55 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D

Are you an carpenter...?  rubschin:

I can be whatever you want me to be .. eyes:

 Shocked:

wot     Shrugs:  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 10:00:12 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D

Are you an carpenter...?  rubschin:

I can be whatever you want me to be .. eyes:

 eeek: eeek:

You needn't look as me like that either.. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2013, 10:01:40 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D

Are you an carpenter...?  rubschin:

I can be whatever you want me to be .. eyes:

 eeek: eeek:

You needn't look as me like that either.. noooo:

Potty mouth.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 09, 2013, 10:06:51 PM

I'm here, been out like

Hey special K how are you ... ;D
I is ram jam full thanks (see Dinner thread)

How's you?  Isn't Friday your chippy night?

Only when I am at werk  ;D ;D

Are you an carpenter...?  rubschin:

I can be whatever you want me to be .. eyes:

 eeek: eeek:

You needn't look as me like that either.. noooo:

Potty mouth.  noooo:

 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 08:32:22 PM
Quiet again tonight  .... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2013, 08:33:09 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 08:35:13 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2013, 08:50:48 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 10, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
 angel1  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2013, 08:54:54 PM
just back from Sherlock Holmes thingy outside piss taking theatricals - most eggsellent
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 09:00:03 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 09:01:19 PM
just back from Sherlock Holmes thingy outside piss taking theatricals - most eggsellent

Good night then Steve  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2013, 09:08:20 PM
just back from Sherlock Holmes thingy outside piss taking theatricals - most eggsellent

Good night then Steve  :thumbsup:

Yes thanks, done by these people who work their socks off to much amusement for all

http://www.thepantaloons.co.uk/ (http://www.thepantaloons.co.uk/)

The scoffery picnic worked well - first one we've had in yonks.  Ate too much of course  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 09:20:12 PM
just back from Sherlock Holmes thingy outside piss taking theatricals - most eggsellent

Good night then Steve  :thumbsup:

Yes thanks, done by these people who work their socks off to much amusement for all

http://www.thepantaloons.co.uk/ (http://www.thepantaloons.co.uk/)

The scoffery picnic worked well - first one we've had in yonks.  Ate too much of course  redface:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2013, 09:54:06 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:

 whacky115
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 10:00:28 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:

 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol: Very quiet tonight where is everyone ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2013, 10:21:57 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:

 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol: Very quiet tonight where is everyone ?

Prolly all out on the piss.  noooo:

Not me though.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 10:23:51 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:

 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol: Very quiet tonight where is everyone ?

Prolly all out on the piss.  noooo:

Not me though.  angel1

Thought you had gone too.... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2013, 10:39:41 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:

 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol: Very quiet tonight where is everyone ?

Prolly all out on the piss.  noooo:

Not me though.  angel1

Thought you had gone too.... whistle:

Nope.  noooo:

Been waiting for Apey to invite me out for a drink when he brings his wallet......In the words of Captain Lawrence Oates, Apey said "I am just going outside and may be some time."  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 10:45:07 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:

 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol: Very quiet tonight where is everyone ?

Prolly all out on the piss.  noooo:

Not me though.  angel1

Thought you had gone too.... whistle:

Nope.  noooo:

Been waiting for Apey to invite me out for a drink when he brings his wallet......In the words of Captain Lawrence Oates, Apey said "I am just going outside and may be some time."  noooo:

Is he werking ..... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2013, 10:57:38 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:

 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol: Very quiet tonight where is everyone ?

Prolly all out on the piss.  noooo:

Not me though.  angel1

Thought you had gone too.... whistle:

Nope.  noooo:

Been waiting for Apey to invite me out for a drink when he brings his wallet......In the words of Captain Lawrence Oates, Apey said "I am just going outside and may be some time."  noooo:

Is he werking ..... eeek:

 happy001 He does not know the meaning of the word.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 10, 2013, 11:13:14 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:

 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol: Very quiet tonight where is everyone ?

Prolly all out on the piss.  noooo:

Not me though.  angel1

Thought you had gone too.... whistle:

Nope.  noooo:

Been waiting for Apey to invite me out for a drink when he brings his wallet......In the words of Captain Lawrence Oates, Apey said "I am just going outside and may be some time."  noooo:

Is he werking ..... eeek:

 happy001 He does not know the meaning of the word.  noooo:

Bet that means he is then .. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2013, 11:19:11 PM
angel1  angel1
cloud9:

eveilgrin:

 cloud9:

 whacky115

 lol: lol: lol: Very quiet tonight where is everyone ?

Prolly all out on the piss.  noooo:

Not me though.  angel1

Thought you had gone too.... whistle:

Nope.  noooo:

Been waiting for Apey to invite me out for a drink when he brings his wallet......In the words of Captain Lawrence Oates, Apey said "I am just going outside and may be some time."  noooo:

Is he werking ..... eeek:

 happy001 He does not know the meaning of the word.  noooo:

Bet that means he is then .. noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

Prolly out sponging free drinks somewhere.....again.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 11, 2013, 10:10:27 AM
I was werking........... cussing:   but it was free drink.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 11, 2013, 11:19:16 AM
I was werking........... cussing:   but it was free drink.......... whistle:
:thumbsup:


Wot's 'appened to Miss C?   She prolly could not give a flying fuck but we could have a looming picklement crisis
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 11, 2013, 11:33:32 AM
I was werking........... cussing:   but it was free drink.......... whistle:
:thumbsup:


Wot's 'appened to Miss C?   She prolly could not give a flying fuck but we could have a looming picklement crisis

I was thinking the same Steve ... hope all is well.... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 11, 2013, 01:51:26 PM
I've a feeling she went to stock up on FF's, but left this in its place


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2F3nqp4e59h%2Frats_ass.jpg&hash=faa24be9c972c14c04a1ad99a68ce43ab370b7b8) (http://postimg.org/image/3nqp4e59h/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 11, 2013, 01:53:48 PM
I've a feeling she went to stock up on FF's, but left this in its place


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2F3nqp4e59h%2Frats_ass.jpg&hash=faa24be9c972c14c04a1ad99a68ce43ab370b7b8) (http://postimg.org/image/3nqp4e59h/)

 lol: lol: I hope not ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 11, 2013, 03:34:03 PM
I've a feeling she went to stock up on FF's, but left this in its place


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2F3nqp4e59h%2Frats_ass.jpg&hash=faa24be9c972c14c04a1ad99a68ce43ab370b7b8) (http://postimg.org/image/3nqp4e59h/)

 lol: lol: I hope not ...
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 01:43:43 PM
Just a couple of smuggers........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 01:44:41 PM
Just a couple of smuggers........ rubschin:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 01:45:38 PM
Just a couple of smuggers........ rubschin:

 cloud9:

Free bar....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 01:50:16 PM
Just a couple of smuggers........ rubschin:

 cloud9:

Free bar....... Thumbs:

Never known Baldy to leave a free bar......... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2013, 02:55:49 PM
Just a couple of smuggers........ rubschin:

 cloud9:

Free bar....... Thumbs:

Never known Baldy to leave a free bar......... eeek:

Never known Apey to go to a bar, restaurant or private house where he might have to pay for something.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 02:57:24 PM
Just a couple of smuggers........ rubschin:

 cloud9:

Free bar....... Thumbs:

Never known Baldy to leave a free bar......... eeek:

Never known Apey to go to a bar, restaurant or private house where he might have to pay for something.  noooo:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 12, 2013, 09:07:25 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 09:13:02 PM
I'm back!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 12, 2013, 09:25:38 PM
I'm back!

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 09:32:46 PM
So should we all go out and look for these here Perseid meteors?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2013, 09:37:14 PM
So should we all go out and look for these here Perseid meteors?

Just been out, but there is some cloud cover.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 09:43:17 PM
So should we all go out and look for these here Perseid meteors?

Just been out, but there is some cloud cover.  cussing:

I know ........... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 12, 2013, 09:50:01 PM
Clear now........... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 12, 2013, 10:10:29 PM
Been out but not sure what I am looking for lovely clear sky.. Seems to be lots of movement but think they might be planes...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 12, 2013, 10:14:14 PM
They are kicking off in my sky, don't know what sky everyone else is looking at.  Shrugs: Quite gorgeous, but my neck is now killing me and my eyes have gone all funny. Pretty shooting stars tho, especially when they all go at the same time.  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 10:17:06 PM
lovely clear sky here now, even with my neighbours permanent outside light the sky was brilliant with all the main constellations really clear

Shooting stars much less than the 2 a minute we was promised, we saw 3 in about 15 minutes (all to the south west Boogs)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 12, 2013, 10:24:40 PM
lovely clear sky here now, even with my neighbours permanent outside light the sky was brilliant with all the main constellations really clear

Shooting stars much less than the 2 a minute we was promised, we saw 3 in about 15 minutes (all to the south west Boogs)

 :thumbsup: I'll try again  ...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2013, 10:45:10 PM
Been out but not sure what I am looking for lovely clear sky.. Seems to be lots of movement but think they might be planes...  redface:

We used to go to Isle of Skye each year, you had no light pollution and could see many stars in the night sky and plenty of shooting stars. One of our guests could not see the shooting stars.  noooo: It turned out she was focussing on a bright star, rather than just looking generally and watching the sky, then expecting it to suddenly drop.  noooo:

Are you doing the same as her Boogs?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2013, 10:54:29 PM
There's a really good one accidentally filmed in Jaws

30 seconds in in this clip

https://socialcam.com/v/3hHJj40u
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 12, 2013, 10:56:43 PM
There's a really good one accidentally filmed in Jaws

30 seconds in in this clip

https://socialcam.com/v/3hHJj40u

 :thumbsup: Caught 1 earlier ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 12, 2013, 10:57:30 PM
Been out but not sure what I am looking for lovely clear sky.. Seems to be lots of movement but think they might be planes...  redface:

We used to go to Isle of Skye each year, you had no light pollution and could see many stars in the night sky and plenty of shooting stars. One of our guests could not see the shooting stars.  noooo: It turned out she was focussing on a bright star, rather than just looking generally and watching the sky, then expecting it to suddenly drop.  noooo:

Are you doing the same as her Boogs?  rubschin:

Think I was but not anymore  Thumbs: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2013, 10:58:56 PM
Been out but not sure what I am looking for lovely clear sky.. Seems to be lots of movement but think they might be planes...  redface:

We used to go to Isle of Skye each year, you had no light pollution and could see many stars in the night sky and plenty of shooting stars. One of our guests could not see the shooting stars.  noooo: It turned out she was focussing on a bright star, rather than just looking generally and watching the sky, then expecting it to suddenly drop.  noooo:

Are you doing the same as her Boogs?  rubschin:

Think I was but not anymore  Thumbs: redface:

 Thumbs: ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 09:43:47 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 09:47:39 PM
I'm here Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 09:48:37 PM
I'm here Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2013, 09:51:12 PM
Just back.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 09:52:02 PM
Where is everyone ... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 09:59:20 PM
Where is everyone ... eeek:

CLOTH EARS!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2013, 10:03:30 PM
Where is everyone ... eeek:

CLOTH EARS!  cussing:

Wot..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 10:03:50 PM
Where is everyone ... eeek:

CLOTH EARS!  cussing:

Wot  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 10:04:31 PM
Where is everyone ... eeek:

CLOTH EARS!  cussing:

Wot..... rubschin:

Pardon?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 10:05:58 PM
Where is everyone ... eeek:

CLOTH EARS!  cussing:

Wot..... rubschin:

Pardon?

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2013, 11:13:13 PM
We has been noshing and nattering with friends who came round.  We even gave them real meat

Some drink was involved
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2013, 11:16:55 PM
We has been noshing and nattering with friends who came round.  We even gave them real meat

Some drink was involved

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 16, 2013, 11:18:25 PM
We has been noshing and nattering with friends who came round.  We even gave them real meat

Some drink was involved

 Thumbs:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 06:52:32 PM
Quiet tonight........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 06:54:48 PM
OMPH  I'm back fell asleep .... confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 07:01:48 PM
OMPH  I'm back fell asleep .... confused:

Guessed that........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 07:05:06 PM
OMPH  I'm back fell asleep .... confused:

Guessed that........ whistle:

Should not drink wine .... and before you say anything .... I wish  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 07:12:19 PM
Back in a bit got to make food OMPH ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2013, 07:26:52 PM
Quiet tonight........ rubschin:
been out

now back a little sunburnt and much knackered

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 18, 2013, 07:33:57 PM
OMPH  I'm back fell asleep .... confused:

the one rule of daytime drinking is not to stop.....rookie mistake boogs.  noooo:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 07:54:48 PM
OMPH  I'm back fell asleep .... confused:

the one rule of daytime drinking is not to stop.....rookie mistake boogs.  noooo:

Back again now OMPH and OMPT   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 08:04:43 PM
OMPH  I'm back fell asleep .... confused:

the one rule of daytime drinking is not to stop.....rookie mistake boogs.  noooo:

Back again now OMPH and OMPT   noooo:

another drink ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 08:16:00 PM
Was watching Meet Joe Black like.....  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 08:30:25 PM
Was watching Meet Joe Black like.....  sad24:

Sleeping...... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2013, 08:38:42 PM
Was watching Meet Joe Black like.....  sad24:

Sleeping...... ::)

No.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 08:40:40 PM
OMPH  I'm back fell asleep .... confused:

the one rule of daytime drinking is not to stop.....rookie mistake boogs.  noooo:

Back again now OMPH and OMPT   noooo:

another drink ....... Thumbs:

NO  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 18, 2013, 08:48:33 PM
OMPH  I'm back fell asleep .... confused:

the one rule of daytime drinking is not to stop.....rookie mistake boogs.  noooo:

Back again now OMPH and OMPT   noooo:

another drink ....... Thumbs:

NO  redface:

oh dears.  pathead: plink plink fizz?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 08:52:13 PM
OMPH  I'm back fell asleep .... confused:

the one rule of daytime drinking is not to stop.....rookie mistake boogs.  noooo:

Back again now OMPH and OMPT   noooo:

another drink ....... Thumbs:

NO  redface:

oh dears.  pathead: plink plink fizz?

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 08:53:51 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 08:54:53 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 09:00:59 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 09:04:35 PM
Still here ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 09:05:43 PM
Still here ........ Thumbs:

Very quiet  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 09:06:13 PM
7 of us here ............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 09:11:01 PM
7 of us here ............. rubschin:

Yes but no posting  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 18, 2013, 09:21:45 PM
Am busy drinking.  redface:  Lime Soda and Wodka.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2013, 09:22:14 PM
.. .
 plink plink fizz?
The Richard Clayderman joke?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2013, 09:22:55 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

Here like....just been cooking my dinner like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 09:23:37 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

Here like....just been cooking my dinner like.  Thumbs:

Ping.........it's ready.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2013, 09:26:27 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

Here like....just been cooking my dinner like.  Thumbs:

Ping.........it's ready.......

Nope.  noooo: Another stir fry.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 09:29:15 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

Here like....just been cooking my dinner like.  Thumbs:

Ping.........it's ready.......

Nope.  noooo: Another stir fry.  redface:

No booze ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2013, 09:31:30 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

Here like....just been cooking my dinner like.  Thumbs:

Ping.........it's ready.......

Nope.  noooo: Another stir fry.  redface:

No booze ....... rubschin:

Yep. Loads....my nutty mate is over.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2013, 09:32:30 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

Here like....just been cooking my dinner like.  Thumbs:

Ping.........it's ready.......

Nope.  noooo: Another stir fry.  redface:

No booze ....... rubschin:

Yep. Loads....my nutty mate is over.  noooo:

Thought Nick left........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 09:32:46 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

Here like....just been cooking my dinner like.  Thumbs:

Ping.........it's ready.......

Nope.  noooo: Another stir fry.  redface:

No booze ....... rubschin:

Yep. Loads....my nutty mate is over.  noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2013, 09:56:58 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

Here like....just been cooking my dinner like.  Thumbs:

Ping.........it's ready.......

Nope.  noooo: Another stir fry.  redface:

No booze ....... rubschin:

Yep. Loads....my nutty mate is over.  noooo:

Thought Nick left........ rubschin:

Nope....a propper chap. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 18, 2013, 10:03:07 PM
Baldy is normally here this time (been kicked out of everywhere )......... rubschin:

Here like....just been cooking my dinner like.  Thumbs:

Ping.........it's ready.......

Nope.  noooo: Another stir fry.  redface:

No booze ....... rubschin:

Yep. Loads....my nutty mate is over.  noooo:

Thought Nick left........ rubschin:

Nope....a propper chap. Thumbs:

Aww poor Nick  happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2013, 02:41:41 PM
 tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 20, 2013, 02:47:39 PM
tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....

I was having a power nap.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2013, 02:57:21 PM
tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....

I was having a power nap.......... Thumbs:

How come it only seems to be men that have power naps ... rubschin:

Wimmin just nap.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 02:57:51 PM
tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....

I was having a power nap.......... Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:

Not with him like....  noooo: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2013, 02:59:24 PM
tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....

I was having a power nap.......... Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:

Not with him like....  noooo: redface:

All right for some ... the rest of us have werk  ::)  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 20, 2013, 03:00:06 PM
tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....

I was having a power nap.......... Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:

Not with him like....  noooo: redface:

All right for some ... the rest of us have werk  ::)  ;)

Off to werk soon......... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 03:01:05 PM
tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....

I was having a power nap.......... Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:

Not with him like....  noooo: redface:

All right for some ... the rest of us have werk  ::)  ;)

Off to werk soon......... evil:

Off for fish & chips & beer & airport soon....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2013, 03:01:35 PM
tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....

I was having a power nap.......... Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:

Not with him like....  noooo: redface:

All right for some ... the rest of us have werk  ::)  ;)

Off to werk soon......... evil:

I know the feeling  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2013, 03:03:01 PM
tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....

I was having a power nap.......... Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:

Not with him like....  noooo: redface:

All right for some ... the rest of us have werk  ::)  ;)

Off to werk soon......... evil:

Off for fish & chips & beer & airport soon....  cloud9:

Freedom eh  Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 03:04:17 PM
tunble:   Just us again Miss T  Tel is here but very quiet these days .....

I was having a power nap.......... Thumbs:

Me too!  Thumbs:

Not with him like....  noooo: redface:

All right for some ... the rest of us have werk  ::)  ;)

Off to werk soon......... evil:

Off for fish & chips & beer & airport soon....  cloud9:

Freedom eh  Party001:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2013, 03:30:03 PM
Till boogs visits  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2013, 03:33:53 PM
Till boogs visits  :thumbsup:

 Why 'if' I visit would it make any difference to BM   Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2013, 07:14:30 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 07:19:21 PM
I am catching up on e-mails and stuff.... and drinking beer...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2013, 07:23:19 PM
Never seen it this quiet  eeek:

 The whole day seems to have been quiet by the look of the post count ... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 07:32:18 PM
Never seen it this quiet  eeek:

 The whole day seems to have been quiet by the look of the post count ... ::)

Not a very posty day - perhaps the night shift will top it up a bit....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2013, 07:39:52 PM
Never seen it this quiet  eeek:

 The whole day seems to have been quiet by the look of the post count ... ::)

Not a very posty day - perhaps the night shift will top it up a bit....

Hopefully  :thumbsup:   I won't be one of them sadly early morning again ::)

Nite Nite BM   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 07:49:12 PM
August is always a slow month with people away and off werk and stuff....

...plus it is a bizzy month for the smuggers that rely on the tourist season....

Nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 20, 2013, 08:01:45 PM
August is always a slow month with people away and off werk and stuff....

...plus it is a bizzy month for the smuggers that rely on the tourist season....

Nothing to worry about.
Not when we're averaging over 280 posts a day this month.  According to the logs the postiest year ever was only just over 200 a day

It's all down to that Streaky I reckon, well him and Al and Cropper and Beerhead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2013, 08:39:19 PM
August is always a slow month with people away and off werk and stuff....

...plus it is a bizzy month for the smuggers that rely on the tourist season....

Nothing to worry about.
Not when we're averaging over 280 posts a day this month.  According to the logs the postiest year ever was only just over 200 a day

It's all down to that Streaky I reckon, well him and Al and Cropper and Beerhead

Indeed... those new guys are running the server ragged.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2013, 09:14:59 PM
I have managed to escape the drink-a-thon early tonight.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2013, 09:36:59 PM
I have managed to escape the drink-a-thon early tonight.  Thumbs:
Are you unwell?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2013, 10:02:22 PM
I have managed to escape the drink-a-thon early tonight.  Thumbs:
Are you unwell?

Nope.  noooo: Just need a break from starting very early.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2013, 06:22:36 AM
I have managed to escape the drink-a-thon early tonight.  Thumbs:
Are you unwell?

Nope.  noooo: Just need a break from starting very early.  noooo:

pathead:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 21, 2013, 03:15:21 PM
I have managed to escape the drink-a-thon early tonight.  Thumbs:
Are you unwell?

Nope.  noooo: Just need a break from starting very early.  noooo:

Can't stand the pace anymore  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 21, 2013, 04:55:52 PM
 tunble:   whistle:                          sadsmiley30:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2013, 05:22:10 PM
I am watching Despicable Me 2....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2013, 05:25:45 PM
I am cooking and also hiding
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 05:29:00 PM
I am cooking and also hiding

In the oven......... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 21, 2013, 05:30:28 PM
I am cooking and also hiding

In the oven......... eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 09:12:20 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2013, 09:23:44 PM
One bloody night off and everyone pisses off......... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2013, 09:31:58 PM
been watching a film like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on August 21, 2013, 11:23:42 PM
I have managed to escape the drink-a-thon early tonight.  Thumbs:
Are you unwell?

Nope.  noooo: Just need a break from starting very early.  noooo:

pathead:

Try drinking with this idiot.  noooo:

A pussy like you would only last 2 hours.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 22, 2013, 02:51:53 PM
tunble:

Did you miss me.......   angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
tunble:

Did you miss me.......   angel1

I thought the battery had gone in my hearing aid.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2013, 03:12:48 PM
tunble:

Did you miss me.......   angel1

I thought the battery had gone in my hearing aid.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 22, 2013, 06:17:03 PM
tunble:

Did you miss me.......   angel1

I thought the battery had gone in my hearing aid.

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 22, 2013, 06:18:30 PM
tunble:

Did you miss me.......   angel1

I thought the battery had gone in my hearing aid.

 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2013, 07:40:45 PM
 eastdrink048

Anyone fancy a drink .... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2013, 07:49:46 PM
eastdrink048

Anyone fancy a drink .... whistle:

Always!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2013, 07:55:33 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fbp3b1c8s7%2Fimages_CAEKSVDD.jpg&hash=600c3b0f23a5685698f0cfef2c4e6ffd2f3e4947) (http://postimg.org/image/bp3b1c8s7/)

One of these .......


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These ........  or


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Foh0ba6t13%2Fimages.jpg&hash=9c57ae184766879f8855fcb4a51c8fe7a418a405) (http://postimg.org/image/oh0ba6t13/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2013, 07:56:39 PM
Red collapso....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2013, 08:03:02 PM
Neat meths for me
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2013, 08:04:24 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fe4qxe6fp9%2Fimages_CAHLO8_GA.jpg&hash=707ab83efc5bddece2b14d7c958ccfcb5456cb3f) (http://postimg.org/image/e4qxe6fp9/)


Relax and enjoy with some music  but you got to share .... ;)

No meths Steve anything else ..... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2013, 08:05:18 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fe4qxe6fp9%2Fimages_CAHLO8_GA.jpg&hash=707ab83efc5bddece2b14d7c958ccfcb5456cb3f) (http://postimg.org/image/e4qxe6fp9/)


Relax and enjoy with some music  but you got to share .... ;)

No meths Steve anything else ..... ::)
Can I have a JD and JD please
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2013, 08:10:29 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fe4qxe6fp9%2Fimages_CAHLO8_GA.jpg&hash=707ab83efc5bddece2b14d7c958ccfcb5456cb3f) (http://postimg.org/image/e4qxe6fp9/)


Relax and enjoy with some music  but you got to share .... ;)

No meths Steve anything else ..... ::)
Can I have a JD and JD please

Here you need the bottle tonight......


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Frv5obguo3%2Fimage.jpg&hash=d12c25196ea364e65ef4343b03bd34fffee80190) (http://postimg.org/image/rv5obguo3/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2013, 08:17:39 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2013, 03:06:38 PM
Is everyone watching footy........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2013, 03:07:07 PM
No
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2013, 03:30:00 PM
Is everyone watching footy........ rubschin:

Nope...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2013, 03:45:44 PM
Is everyone watching footy........ rubschin:

No. I have been watching the inside of my eyelids for the last hour.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 03:47:29 PM
I been out shopping and talking to my friend .... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2013, 04:15:53 PM
I been out shopping and talking to my imaginary friend .... cloud9:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
I been out shopping and talking to my imaginary friend .... cloud9:

 whistle:
lol: lol:
 point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 04:38:40 PM
I been out shopping and talking to my imaginary friend .... cloud9:

 whistle:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2013, 05:11:26 PM
I been out shopping and talking to my imaginary friend .... cloud9:

 whistle:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on August 24, 2013, 05:22:23 PM
No. I was watching rugby and a tenner going down the drain
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 24, 2013, 05:29:40 PM
Getting drenched at Gatwick.  Still, 3 1/2 until im in the pub :D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 06:18:03 PM
Getting drenched at Gatwick.  Still, 3 1/2 until im in the pub :D

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 24, 2013, 06:40:28 PM
I was trying to visit St Malo for the second time in 20 years but to no avail again.  surrender:

Word of the day.  Complet
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2013, 06:43:36 PM
I'm back like... just watched a movie.....

Might take the fluff off me stylus.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2013, 06:44:27 PM
LL did complain about that  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
LL did complain about that  noooo:

Oh no she didn't.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2013, 06:51:38 PM
Has she eaten her chocs yet? whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2013, 06:52:13 PM
Has she eaten her chocs yet? whistle:

No, she gave them away like.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2013, 06:52:40 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2013, 06:54:36 PM
Shocked:

The truth hurts doesn't it....? happy100

I used all my tea bags tho!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2013, 07:47:41 PM
Big night out last night

all day in bed today  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2013, 07:49:34 PM
Did you need to get a man in?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 07:49:43 PM
Big night out last night

all day in bed today  :thumbsup:

Good night then  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2013, 07:50:40 PM
oh yes  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2013, 07:56:04 PM
A Babby  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 07:56:19 PM
oh yes  lol:

Good day too  :thumbsup:  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2013, 07:57:02 PM
Perfick  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2013, 07:58:48 PM
3 babbies  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 08:01:50 PM
Perfick  :thumbsup:

Good Gerl  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2013, 08:09:57 PM
3 babbies  cloud9:

Latvian triplets  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2013, 08:15:18 PM
Charlotte moved back in upstairs. For some reason she banged on me window.

I went out to challenge.

She reintroduced herself.  Quite tasty  eyes:



I said, "Ah yes, I recall you. I found your thong and some tampons when you last moved out."

She seemed displeased. Was I wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 08:31:30 PM
Charlotte moved back in upstairs. For some reason she banged on me window.

I went out to challenge.

She reintroduced herself.  Quite tasty  eyes:



I said, "Ah yes, I recall you. I found your thong and some tampons when you last moved out."

She seemed displeased. Was I wrong?

 ::) ::) ::) noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 24, 2013, 09:01:57 PM
Finally,  a pint of Young's :D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 09:09:00 PM
Finally,  a pint of Young's :D

 :thumbsup: Feet Up now ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 24, 2013, 09:22:30 PM
Finally,  a pint of Young's :D

 :thumbsup: Feet Up now ...

Not quite.  A few beers then walk home - the car is staying at the pub 8)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2013, 09:27:31 PM
Finally,  a pint of Young's :D

 :thumbsup: Feet Up now ...

Not quite.  A few beers then walk home - the car is staying at the pub 8)

Wise man  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2013, 09:03:34 PM
Very quiet tonight........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2013, 10:08:57 PM
Wot no Misty you say

Went out, now back
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 01, 2013, 03:26:39 AM
I was sleeping .... Up late tonight tho ... Party001: Party001:

Bet every one else is out........    sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2013, 09:24:58 AM
I was sleeping .... Up late tonight tho ... Party001: Party001:

Bet every one else is out........    sad24:

"Out" ?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2013, 09:57:54 AM
I was sleeping .... Up late tonight tho ... Party001: Party001:

Bet every one else is out........    sad24:

"Out" ?

 rubschin:

Yes Darwin...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 01, 2013, 11:12:36 AM
Was at a BBQ house warming thing.  Oh and ironing. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2013, 11:21:50 AM
Was at a BBQ house warming thing.  Oh and ironing.

Nick's....... rubschin:  only bloke I know who would heat his house with a BBQ,....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 01, 2013, 04:56:21 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 01:58:05 PM
 tunble:     whistle:

 surrender: Helloooooooo
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2013, 02:01:38 PM
We miss Nick.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 02:35:30 PM
We miss Nick.......
I have to say I thought we would be having commentary on Cow TV.......  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2013, 03:04:53 PM
We miss Nick.......
I have to say I thought we would be having commentary on Cow TV.......  eeek:

Quote from: Nick
Cow... another cow... another... another... more cows....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2013, 07:52:38 PM
it is quiet tonight........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 08:04:00 PM
I'm here I have been doing a survey...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2013, 09:13:03 PM
I'm here I have been doing a survey...... rubschin:

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F6ipjgrp0z%2Fsurvey.jpg&hash=e7046eb9a5540db5f8228b4b1cce2039901a9209) (http://postimg.org/image/6ipjgrp0z/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2013, 09:36:23 PM
We miss Nick.......
I have to say I thought we would be having commentary on Cow TV.......  eeek:

But where he is surely it's TV a la Vache.  Or Vache TV for short
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 09:48:12 PM
I'm here I have been doing a survey...... rubschin:

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F6ipjgrp0z%2Fsurvey.jpg&hash=e7046eb9a5540db5f8228b4b1cce2039901a9209) (http://postimg.org/image/6ipjgrp0z/)

 ::) No they want to give me munny for filling in these survey's   Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 09:50:35 PM
You do realise all that is going to happen is that you are going to get bombarded with advertising shite from now on?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 09:56:34 PM
You do realise all that is going to happen is that you are going to get bombarded with advertising shite from now on?  noooo:

Been doing it for a while not had a problem ....  gave them an email address that I always give companies I am unsure of ...and delete the junk.... don't even open them... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2013, 10:00:32 PM
Did you give a phone number as well?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:13:23 PM
Did you give a phone number as well?

No chance put any shite down...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2013, 10:26:29 PM
You do realise all that is going to happen is that you are going to get bombarded with advertising shite from now on?  noooo:

Been doing it for a while not had a problem ....  gave them an email address that I always give companies I am unsure of ...and delete the junk.... don't even open them... eeek:

 :thumbsup:


bit dodgy using Nick's email address for that though

but then . . . .  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 04, 2013, 10:31:48 PM
We miss Nick.......
I have to say I thought we would be having commentary on Cow TV.......  eeek:

They only do 'blurred tv' on the trains over there.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 04, 2013, 10:32:35 PM
We miss Nick.......

Do you, bless. happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:33:53 PM
You do realise all that is going to happen is that you are going to get bombarded with advertising shite from now on?  noooo:

Been doing it for a while not had a problem ....  gave them an email address that I always give companies I am unsure of ...and delete the junk.... don't even open them... eeek:

 :thumbsup:


bit dodgy using Nick's email address for that though

but then . . . .  rubschin:

 redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2013, 10:35:00 PM
Well that lot is over.  noooo:

Two weeks before it all starts again.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:36:14 PM
We miss Nick.......

Do you, bless. happy100

Yes it is too quiet without him.......as it was you  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 10:39:02 PM
Well that lot is over.  noooo:

Two weeks before it all starts again.  surrender:

Relieved are we..  Did you checked the plane had gone  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 04, 2013, 10:43:12 PM
We miss Nick.......

Do you, bless. happy100

Yes it is too quiet without him.......as it was you  :thumbsup:

I'm very quiet tbh. angel1

See. You really don't know me. Just cus i rant on a bit sometimes/occassionaly. ::)
I'm a peace luving pacifist at 'eart. cloud9:
Just a bit ruff 'round the edges.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2013, 10:48:46 PM
Well that lot is over.  noooo:

Two weeks before it all starts again.  surrender:

Relieved are we..  Did you checked the plane had gone  Thumbs:

Altercation at the airport.  noooo:

Five coppers & immigration involved.  noooo:

However, on this occasion he was not at fault.  Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
Well that lot is over.  noooo:

Two weeks before it all starts again.  surrender:

Relieved are we..  Did you checked the plane had gone  Thumbs:

Altercation at the airport.  noooo:

Five coppers & immigration involved.  noooo:

However, on this occasion he was not at fault.  Shocked:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2013, 11:13:35 PM
Well that lot is over.  noooo:

Two weeks before it all starts again.  surrender:

Relieved are we..  Did you checked the plane had gone  Thumbs:

Altercation at the airport.  noooo:

Five coppers & immigration involved.  noooo:

However, on this occasion he was not at fault.  Shocked:

 rubschin:

Nope.

The immigration bloke swung for him.  noooo: noooo: What do you expect from swivel servants.  whistle:

The cops came to break it up before a 'local' got the shite smashed out of him.  noooo:

The big chief came down to apologies saying " We will deal with that bad employee, do not worry".   yeah like feck will they! char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 04, 2013, 11:15:41 PM
Well that lot is over.  noooo:

Two weeks before it all starts again.  surrender:

Relieved are we..  Did you checked the plane had gone  Thumbs:

Altercation at the airport.  noooo:

Five coppers & immigration involved.  noooo:

However, on this occasion he was not at fault.  Shocked:

 rubschin:

Nope.

The immigration bloke swung for him.  noooo: noooo: What do you expect from swivel servants.  whistle:

The cops came to break it up before a 'local' got the shite smashed out of him.  noooo:

The big chief came down to apologies saying " We will deal with that bad employee, do not worry".   yeah like feck will they! char048

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 06, 2013, 09:29:41 AM
 drumroll:    sadsmiley30:   soon be Christmas .... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2013, 10:12:58 AM
I have been werking on MeMi like....  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2013, 10:14:25 AM
I just woke up.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 06, 2013, 10:15:18 AM
I have been cleaning and popping in but very quiet .... got to go get ready now .... sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 06, 2013, 10:16:47 AM
I just woke up.....

 happy100 a big hug for Misty from me ... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2013, 10:26:47 AM
I just woke up.....

 happy100 a big hug for Misty from me ... cloud9:

She is still sleeping.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2013, 11:55:12 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 06, 2013, 12:08:43 PM
Currently in Kingswood, drinking London Pride, while the other half has an interview.

Hope she doesn't tell them the real reason she was late - couldn't get out of the pub car park as the binmen were blocking it :D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2013, 12:10:27 PM
Currently in Kingswood, drinking London Pride, while the other half has an interview.

Hope she doesn't tell them the real reason she was late - couldn't get out of the pub car park as the binmen were blocking it :D

Good luck to her........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2013, 12:24:37 PM
tunble:

I am still werking on MeMi....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2013, 12:29:01 PM
tunble:

I am still werking on MeMi....

Wot now....... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
tunble:

I am still werking on MeMi....

Wot now....... ::)

I just got brake fluid in me eye....  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2013, 12:46:39 PM
tunble:

I am still werking on MeMi....

Wot now....... ::)

I just got brake fluid in me eye....  sad24:

Stop that...... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2013, 12:48:03 PM
tunble:

I am still werking on MeMi....

Wot now....... ::)

I just got brake fluid in me eye....  sad24:

Stop that...... noooo:

 evil:

It stings - I tells ya that for nuffink!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2013, 12:50:56 PM
tunble:

I am still werking on MeMi....

Wot now....... ::)

I just got brake fluid in me eye....  sad24:

Stop that...... noooo:

 evil:

It stings - I tells ya that for nuffink!  eeek:

Are you at breaking point........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2013, 12:57:10 PM
tunble:

I am still werking on MeMi....

Wot now....... ::)

I just got brake fluid in me eye....  sad24:

Stop that...... noooo:

 evil:

It stings - I tells ya that for nuffink!  eeek:

Are you at breaking point........ whistle:

I am now!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2013, 12:58:47 PM
tunble:

I am still werking on MeMi....

Wot now....... ::)

I just got brake fluid in me eye....  sad24:

Stop that...... noooo:

 evil:

It stings - I tells ya that for nuffink!  eeek:

Are you at breaking point........ whistle:

I am now!  cussing:

Sorry breaking point ,are you  at......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2013, 01:06:32 PM
I am here like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 06, 2013, 01:40:13 PM
You can't be cos I am here, you are there.  Remember?   ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 06, 2013, 01:42:53 PM
Interview done.  Retired to the Ramblers Rest for luncheon.  Yumster.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2013, 07:46:00 PM
Strangely quiet tonight......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2013, 07:52:38 PM
 Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 07, 2013, 08:08:58 PM
 Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 07, 2013, 10:21:20 PM
I have been at werk worst day in a long time not had a min sent one quick email .. Otherwise 2 accidents full investigations done bastard phones never stopped ringing driver stuck at Carlisle AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  evil: evil: evil: evil:

Oh and  I should have been out after werk  on the town and I forgot till I was almost home and got a call to find out where I was  angry041: angry041: angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2013, 10:24:35 PM
I have been at werk worst day in a long time not had a min sent one quick email .. Otherwise 2 accidents full investigations done bastard phones never stopped ringing driver stuck at Carlisle AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  evil: evil: evil: evil:

Oh and  I should have been out after werk  on the town and I forgot till I was almost home and got a call to find out where I was  angry041: angry041: angry041:

Have a drink .......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 07, 2013, 10:30:28 PM
I have been at werk worst day in a long time not had a min sent one quick email .. Otherwise 2 accidents full investigations done bastard phones never stopped ringing driver stuck at Carlisle AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  evil: evil: evil: evil:

Oh and  I should have been out after werk  on the town and I forgot till I was almost home and got a call to find out where I was  angry041: angry041: angry041:

Have a drink .......... Thumbs:

I have a large one collapso  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2013, 10:32:20 PM
I have been at werk worst day in a long time not had a min sent one quick email .. Otherwise 2 accidents full investigations done bastard phones never stopped ringing driver stuck at Carlisle AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  evil: evil: evil: evil:

Oh and  I should have been out after werk  on the town and I forgot till I was almost home and got a call to find out where I was  angry041: angry041: angry041:

Have a drink .......... Thumbs:

I have a large one collapso  :thumbsup:

You haven't missed much today,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 07, 2013, 10:34:42 PM
I have been at werk worst day in a long time not had a min sent one quick email .. Otherwise 2 accidents full investigations done bastard phones never stopped ringing driver stuck at Carlisle AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  evil: evil: evil: evil:

Oh and  I should have been out after werk  on the town and I forgot till I was almost home and got a call to find out where I was  angry041: angry041: angry041:

Have a drink .......... Thumbs:


I have a large one collapso  :thumbsup:

You haven't missed much today,,,,,,,, noooo:

Where is everyone..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2013, 05:48:29 AM
I have been at werk worst day in a long time not had a min sent one quick email .. Otherwise 2 accidents full investigations done bastard phones never stopped ringing driver stuck at Carlisle AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  evil: evil: evil: evil:

Oh and  I should have been out after werk  on the town and I forgot till I was almost home and got a call to find out where I was  angry041: angry041: angry041:

Have a drink .......... Thumbs:


I have a large one collapso  :thumbsup:

You haven't missed much today,,,,,,,, noooo:

Where is everyone..... rubschin:

On holiday! Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 08, 2013, 05:56:22 AM
Are you going on holiday then? You should have mentioned it like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2013, 05:57:02 AM
Are you going on holiday then? You should have mentioned it like  :thumbsup:

I kept it secret as Apey knows where I live like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 08:53:26 AM
Are you going on holiday then? You should have mentioned it like  :thumbsup:

I kept it secret as Apey knows where I live like....  whistle:

That is where he is house sitting.  Thumbs:

Foggy will be drinking all of your collapso.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 08, 2013, 08:57:23 AM
Are you going on holiday then? You should have mentioned it like  :thumbsup:

I kept it secret as Apey knows where I live like....  whistle:

That is where he is house sitting.  Thumbs:

Foggy will be drinking all of your collapso.  noooo:

Leaving soon........... Thumbs:  need to get ready for the party....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 09:04:10 AM
Are you going on holiday then? You should have mentioned it like  :thumbsup:

I kept it secret as Apey knows where I live like....  whistle:

That is where he is house sitting.  Thumbs:

Foggy will be drinking all of your collapso.  noooo:

Leaving soon........... Thumbs:  need to get ready for the party....... Thumbs:

A coach load you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 09:52:58 AM
I have been at werk worst day in a long time not had a min sent one quick email .. Otherwise 2 accidents full investigations done bastard phones never stopped ringing driver stuck at Carlisle AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH  evil: evil: evil: evil:

Oh and  I should have been out after werk  on the town and I forgot till I was almost home and got a call to find out where I was  angry041: angry041: angry041:

Have a drink .......... Thumbs:


I have a large one collapso  :thumbsup:

You haven't missed much today,,,,,,,, noooo:

Where is everyone..... rubschin:

On holiday! Party001:

You can go off people you know .... ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 08, 2013, 10:48:16 AM
Are you going on holiday then? You should have mentioned it like  :thumbsup:

I kept it secret as Apey knows where I live like....  whistle:

That is where he is house sitting.  Thumbs:

Foggy will be drinking all of your collapso.  noooo:

Leaving soon........... Thumbs:  need to get ready for the party....... Thumbs:

A coach load you say?  rubschin:

They'll be more than that, it's been posted on Facebook  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 08, 2013, 10:51:00 AM
Are you going on holiday then? You should have mentioned it like  :thumbsup:

I kept it secret as Apey knows where I live like....  whistle:

That is where he is house sitting.  Thumbs:

Foggy will be drinking all of your collapso.  noooo:

Leaving soon........... Thumbs:  need to get ready for the party....... Thumbs:

A coach load you say?  rubschin:

They'll be more than that, it's been posted on Facebook  point:

Oh JOM. You are one funny A.F. twat you are, and you do make me chortle. lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 10:55:53 AM
Are you going on holiday then? You should have mentioned it like  :thumbsup:

I kept it secret as Apey knows where I live like....  whistle:



That is where he is house sitting.  Thumbs:

Foggy will be drinking all of your collapso.  noooo:

Leaving soon........... Thumbs:  need to get ready for the party....... Thumbs:

A coach load you say?  rubschin:

They'll be more than that, it's been posted on Facebook  point:

Get your bag packed JOM I'll pick you up on my way booked us a flight this arvo we can pick TMR up at Gatwick he will make sure our bags are safely on the right plane ...   ;D

Can someone pick us up at 22:00 please or arrange a Taxi  ....  we will pick up the duty free's Thumbs:

See you all there... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 08, 2013, 10:59:00 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 08, 2013, 10:59:36 AM
Are you going on holiday then? You should have mentioned it like  :thumbsup:

I kept it secret as Apey knows where I live like....  whistle:



That is where he is house sitting.  Thumbs:

Foggy will be drinking all of your collapso.  noooo:

Leaving soon........... Thumbs:  need to get ready for the party....... Thumbs:

A coach load you say?  rubschin:

They'll be more than that, it's been posted on Facebook  point:

Get your bag packed JOM I'll pick you up on my way booked us a flight this arvo we can pick TMR up at Gatwick he will make sure our bags are safely on the right plane ...   ;D

Can someone pick us up at 22:00 please or arrange a Taxi  ....  we will pick up the duty free's Thumbs:

See you all there... Thumbs:

Do you think any Smuggers will be sober at 10pm any night....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 11:08:24 AM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 11:12:20 AM
Taxi then got to leave now .... Thumbs:

JOM  take tablets now I'll get you in car plane you will never know  ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 10:50:37 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 10:57:18 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 11:02:28 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 11:06:46 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 11:10:16 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 11:12:00 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 11:18:52 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 11:22:03 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)

Can I come then .... ::)  Misty wants me to come  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 11:25:55 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)

Can I come then .... ::)  Misty wants me to come  cloud9:

Be carefull...she might be an lezza. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 11:29:51 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)

Can I come then .... ::)  Misty wants me to come  cloud9:

Be carefull...she might be an lezza. Thumbs:

 noooo: Don't think so .....  She is my friend  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 11:33:27 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)

Can I come then .... ::)  Misty wants me to come  cloud9:

Be carefull...she might be an lezza. Thumbs:

 noooo: Don't think so .....  She is my friend  evil:

You have not met her yet......Poor Apey.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 11:35:10 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)

Can I come then .... ::)  Misty wants me to come  cloud9:

Be carefull...she might be an lezza. Thumbs:

 noooo: Don't think so .....  She is my friend  evil:

You have not met her yet......Poor Apey.  noooo:

You love her really ..... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 11:39:10 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)

Can I come then .... ::)  Misty wants me to come  cloud9:

Be carefull...she might be an lezza. Thumbs:

 noooo: Don't think so .....  She is my friend  evil:

You have not met her yet......Poor Apey.  noooo:

You love her really ..... cloud9:

You make your own mind up when you meet her.....Poor Nick he had a stroke.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 11:41:08 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)

Can I come then .... ::)  Misty wants me to come  cloud9:

Be carefull...she might be an lezza. Thumbs:

 noooo: Don't think so .....  She is my friend  evil:

You have not met her yet......Poor Apey.  noooo:

You love her really ..... cloud9:

You make your own mind up when you meet her.....Poor Nick he had a stroke.  noooo:

No that was after he met me ..... redface:  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 11:43:39 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)

Can I come then .... ::)  Misty wants me to come  cloud9:

Be carefull...she might be an lezza. Thumbs:

 noooo: Don't think so .....  She is my friend  evil:

You have not met her yet......Poor Apey.  noooo:

You love her really ..... cloud9:

You make your own mind up when you meet her.....Poor Nick he had a stroke.  noooo:

No that was after he met me ..... redface:  sad24: sad24:

The pair of you set it off.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 11:47:08 PM
Apey must have left BM towers to pick up the people joining The Smuggers.  Thumbs:

Carefull on your way back pisshead, you do not want another DD charge.  noooo:

Although you could leave it for BM to pick up.  Thumbs:

Hope he hasn't gone to the airport our plane was cancelled .....  noooo: JOM is very quiet must still be out of it he will be shocked when he comes too .....  He is expecting to wake up in Smugland .... scared2:

That suits us in Smugville... not much room left.  noooo:

 sad24: Are we not wanted then ... rubschin:

Invitations only I'm afraid.....but since BM has gone there are a few more places.  Thumbs:

Don't go if not wanted .... redface:

I said BM has gone.  ::)

Can I come then .... ::)  Misty wants me to come  cloud9:

Be carefull...she might be an lezza. Thumbs:

 noooo: Don't think so .....  She is my friend  evil:

You have not met her yet......Poor Apey.  noooo:

You love her really ..... cloud9:

You make your own mind up when you meet her.....Poor Nick he had a stroke.  noooo:

No that was after he met me ..... redface:  sad24: sad24:

The pair of you set it off.  noooo:

 Shrugs:   redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2013, 11:52:55 PM
The poor ginger shambles did not need all that shite.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 08, 2013, 11:56:07 PM
The poor ginger shambles did not need all that shite.  noooo:

Wasn't my fault .... noooo: He met the red head ...  ::) not me ... angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 09, 2013, 12:00:46 AM
The poor ginger shambles did not need all that shite.  noooo:

Wasn't my fault .... noooo: He met the red head ...  ::) not me ... angel1

He had only just come back from Smugville, having met Foggy...then meets you.

I am not a brain surgeon but me thinks there might be a connection.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 09, 2013, 12:03:25 AM
The poor ginger shambles did not need all that shite.  noooo:

Wasn't my fault .... noooo: He met the red head ...  ::) not me ... angel1

He had only just come back from Smugville, having met Foggy...then meets you.

I am not a brain surgeon but me thinks there might be a connection.  noooo:

  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2013, 12:58:38 PM
The poor ginger shambles did not need all that shite.  noooo:

Wasn't my fault .... noooo: He met the red head ...  ::) not me ... angel1

He had only just come back from Smugville, having met Foggy...then meets you.

I am not a brain surgeon but me thinks there might be a connection.  noooo:

Didn't he also meet you
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2013, 08:09:02 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 09, 2013, 08:14:03 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Werkin until 23.30 >:D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2013, 08:20:28 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2013, 08:26:56 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

Equally unfamiliar to me.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2013, 08:55:48 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

Equally unfamiliar to me.  noooo:

Maybe Tipsy could give some closet advice....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 09, 2013, 09:02:13 PM
I could certainly say some words.... like.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2013, 09:17:23 PM
I could certainly say some words.... like.  cussing:

I just looked up where that rubbish all started  ::).  You have to say for a single man with a breadmaker he does have a bit of a nerve throwing such on so little basis.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 09, 2013, 09:28:59 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:

Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 09, 2013, 09:47:37 PM
I've been at werk .... ::) Just got in... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2013, 09:49:08 PM
I've been at werk .... ::) Just got in... surrender:

Miss T has opened a bottle......................not much left tho......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 09, 2013, 10:02:19 PM
I've been at werk .... ::) Just got in... surrender:

Miss T has opened a bottle......................not much left tho......... noooo:

It's okay I'll bring one ..... and a glass...


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2013, 10:17:14 PM
I'm mostly watching Nadal v Djokovic.   Good stuff so far
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 10, 2013, 05:37:41 AM
I could certainly say some words.... like.  cussing:

I just looked up where that rubbish all started  ::).  You have to say for a single man with a breadmaker he does have a bit of a nerve throwing such on so little basis.


   

 lol: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2013, 05:40:03 AM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 10, 2013, 05:44:47 AM
Shrugs:


Well you wouldn't remember nuffink.   ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2013, 09:31:33 AM
Shrugs:


Well you wouldn't remember nuffink.   ::)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 10, 2013, 10:00:41 AM
Shrugs:


Well you wouldn't remember nuffink.   ::)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2013, 10:02:41 AM
Shrugs:


Well you wouldn't remember nuffink.   ::)

 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 10, 2013, 02:13:52 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:

I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:

Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2013, 02:19:38 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:


Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:

How retro.  whistle:

Did you find the needle for the Dansette while you were looking?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 10, 2013, 03:49:14 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:


Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:

How retro.  whistle:

Did you find the needle for the Dansette while you were looking?

Miss D is too young to know what a Dansette is I am sure DS.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2013, 04:09:58 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:


Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:

How retro.  whistle:

Did you find the needle for the Dansette while you were looking?

Miss D is too young to know what a Dansette is I am sure DS.... rubschin:

Yes of course.

I assume your Mum told you about them as well.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 10, 2013, 04:12:29 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:


Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:

How retro.  whistle:

Did you find the needle for the Dansette while you were looking?

Miss D is too young to know what a Dansette is I am sure DS.... rubschin:

Yes of course.

I assume your Mum told you about them as well.

No dad ....  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2013, 04:51:32 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:


Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:

How retro.  whistle:

Did you find the needle for the Dansette while you were looking?

Miss D is too young to know what a Dansette is I am sure DS.... rubschin:

Yes of course.

I assume your Mum told you about them as well.

No dad ....  angel1

I told you not to call me that in here.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 10, 2013, 05:19:45 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:


Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:

How retro.  whistle:

Did you find the needle for the Dansette while you were looking?

Miss D is too young to know what a Dansette is I am sure DS.... rubschin:

Yes of course.

I assume your Mum told you about them as well.

No dad ....  angel1

I told you not to call me that in here.  evil:

Caught oh sorry     redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: GROWLER on September 10, 2013, 05:59:16 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:

I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:


Would you believe me if I told you that I've actually got one of those, brand new, still in it's bubble wrapper, in a box with other general shite, on its way to the next car boot shite sale?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2013, 08:02:37 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:


Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:

How retro.  whistle:

Did you find the needle for the Dansette while you were looking?

Miss D is too young to know what a Dansette is I am sure DS.... rubschin:

Yes of course.

I assume your Mum told you about them as well.

No dad ....  angel1

I told you not to call me that in here.  evil:
happy002
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2013, 09:31:46 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

Been clearing out cupboards  noooo:

One of those you start off looking for one thing and before you know it you have all the contents out and are in a sorting frenzy  noooo:


Anything we can help you with? rubschin:
Got loads of shite and 'things' here for instance.
I was looking for a multi port scart adaptor thingy ...does that help ?  rubschin:

How retro.  whistle:

Did you find the needle for the Dansette while you were looking?

Miss D is too young to know what a Dansette is I am sure DS.... rubschin:

Yes of course.

I assume your Mum told you about them as well.

No dad ....  angel1

I told you not to call me that in here.  evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 11, 2013, 06:13:18 PM
Just a few smuggers......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2013, 06:16:35 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2013, 06:16:52 PM
Just a few smuggers......... rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 11, 2013, 06:37:17 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2013, 06:38:33 PM
angel1

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 11, 2013, 06:40:54 PM
I'm here  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2013, 06:45:20 PM
I'm here  cloud9:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 11, 2013, 06:49:50 PM
I'm here  cloud9:

 cloud9:

haven't been to the VP for days. I didn't even know you'd been away.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2013, 06:53:35 PM
I'm here  cloud9:

 cloud9:

haven't been to the VP for days. I didn't even know you'd been away.  redface:

I missed you too... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2013, 06:55:16 PM
Just lookin' in like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 11, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
I'm here  cloud9:

 cloud9:

haven't been to the VP for days. I didn't even know you'd been away.  redface:

I missed you too... ::)


 ::) I actually did miss you, but only because I havent been in here for a while.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
Just lookin' in like  :thumbsup:

I like that!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2013, 06:58:29 PM
I'm here  cloud9:

 cloud9:

haven't been to the VP for days. I didn't even know you'd been away.  redface:

I missed you too... ::)


 ::) I actually did miss you, but only because I havent been in here for a while.

You won't miss me soon like....  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2013, 07:05:29 PM
Just lookin' in like  :thumbsup:

I like that!  Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:  cracking avatar Mr JOM
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 11, 2013, 07:08:41 PM
I'm here  cloud9:

 cloud9:

haven't been to the VP for days. I didn't even know you'd been away.  redface:

I missed you too... ::)


 ::) I actually did miss you, but only because I havent been in here for a while.

You won't miss me soon like....  eyes:

I know, all excitimicated.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2013, 07:12:35 PM
I'm here  cloud9:

 cloud9:

haven't been to the VP for days. I didn't even know you'd been away.  redface:

I missed you too... ::)


 ::) I actually did miss you, but only because I havent been in here for a while.

You won't miss me soon like....  eyes:

I know, all excitimicated.  :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 11, 2013, 07:30:09 PM
Just lookin' in like  :thumbsup:

I like that!  Thumbs:

I got it off  this awesome photography site  (http://twistedsifter.com/category/animals/) . I've been on it for the last couple of hours, many more to come  cloud9:

Growler's on  this page  (http://twistedsifter.com/category/animals/page/10/)  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2013, 07:32:16 PM
Just lookin' in like  :thumbsup:

I like that!  Thumbs:

I got it off  this awesome photography site  (http://twistedsifter.com/category/animals/) . I've been on it for the last couple of hours, many more to come  cloud9:

Growler's on  this page  (http://twistedsifter.com/category/animals/page/10/)  :thumbsup:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2013, 07:37:34 PM
Just lookin' in like  :thumbsup:

I like that!  Thumbs:

I got it off  this awesome photography site  (http://twistedsifter.com/category/animals/) . I've been on it for the last couple of hours, many more to come  cloud9:

Growler's on  this page  (http://twistedsifter.com/category/animals/page/10/)  :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 11:59:51 AM
Is everyone at the classic car show......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2013, 12:35:09 PM
Is everyone at the classic car show......... rubschin:
prolly gone instead to the car show BM has gone to

anyway footie is on
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 12:39:57 PM
Is everyone at the classic car show......... rubschin:
prolly gone instead to the car show BM has gone to

anyway footie is on

Lucky penalty....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2013, 12:44:22 PM
yes, deffo out of the box and a v harsh red card but I guess that's the rule FIFA gave us

Teams should have 2 video replays they can use per game.  Fans would rather have those delays than the sour feeling they've been cheated

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 14, 2013, 12:44:45 PM
Is everyone at the classic car show......... rubschin:
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Landlady on September 14, 2013, 01:17:19 PM
I'm back  wave:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 01:18:15 PM
I'm back  wave:

How was it........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2013, 01:25:02 PM
I am back too  to a feast of grumpy messages from the bear  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 01:29:12 PM
I am back too  to a feast of grumpy messages from the bear  noooo:

Wot did you do........ eeek:   
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2013, 01:32:52 PM
Not quite sure  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 01:34:15 PM
Not quite sure  rubschin:

You forgot........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2013, 01:34:35 PM
I am back too  to a feast of grumpy messages from the bear  noooo:

Wot did you do........ eeek:   
he prolly sent him some home made bread
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2013, 01:46:05 PM
Not quite sure  rubschin:

You know what!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 09:09:34 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2013, 09:28:24 PM
been arguing on another forum where some get so up their own arses
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2013, 09:30:13 PM
been arguing on another forum where some get so up their own arses

Gay site.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2013, 09:33:06 PM
been arguing on another forum where some get so up their own arses

Gay site.......... noooo:
Err no but I believe the current target for my bile is

He seems to believe we should have left Bin Laden sit and gloat in Afghanistan and that Putin, Assad and the Chinese are role model governments.


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 14, 2013, 09:33:51 PM
I am watching Inspector Montalbano   cloud9:

It is subtitled so am multitasking ..... ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2013, 04:20:10 AM
been arguing on another forum where some get so up their own arses

The Shed?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 15, 2013, 10:09:57 AM
been arguing on another forum where some get so up their own arses

The Shed?  lol:
lol:  err no, somewhere even postier than here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2013, 10:23:35 PM
been arguing on another forum where some get so up their own arses

The Shed?  lol:

Who has joined it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 05:09:25 AM
been arguing on another forum where some get so up their own arses

The Shed?  lol:

Who has joined it?

Nick...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2013, 08:07:34 AM
been arguing on another forum where some get so up their own arses

The Shed?  lol:

Who has joined it?

Nick...?

I said hello and wished him well.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 10:57:06 AM
been arguing on another forum where some get so up their own arses

The Shed?  lol:

Who has joined it?

Nick...?

I said hello and wished him well.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2013, 12:08:58 PM
Poor Bear has gone bonkers  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2013, 12:59:11 PM
Poor Bear has gone bonkers  noooo:
Nothing to do with you I suppose?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2013, 01:07:51 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2013, 01:11:16 PM
Poor Bear has gone bonkers  noooo:
Has he?  And the real question is did you?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2013, 02:18:38 PM
Poor Bear has gone bonkers  noooo:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 05:08:25 PM
 tunble:      sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 05:32:23 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 05:35:02 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead

You still busy then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 05:46:54 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead

You still busy then  rubschin:

At the moment ...........and all awkward bar-stewards.........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 05:50:50 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead

You still busy then  rubschin:

At the moment ...........and all awkward bar-stewards.........

Still money coming in tho  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 05:52:04 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead

You still busy then  rubschin:

At the moment ...........and all awkward bar-stewards.........

Still money coming in tho  Thumbs:

Only a month left.......... scared2:    may have to get a real job this winter .......... Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2013, 05:54:43 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 05:59:34 PM
eeek:

I know ... eeek:  or lodge at BM towers (VP holiday home) ..... rubschin:


Does Baldy pay for a drinking buddy........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 06:00:15 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead

You still busy then  rubschin:

At the moment ...........and all awkward bar-stewards.........

Still money coming in tho  Thumbs:

Only a month left.......... scared2:    may have to get a real job this winter .......... Shocked:

Bloody hell things that bad  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 06:06:45 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead

You still busy then  rubschin:

At the moment ...........and all awkward bar-stewards.........

Still money coming in tho  Thumbs:

Only a month left.......... scared2:    may have to get a real job this winter .......... Shocked:

Bloody hell things that bad  noooo:

Yep . more contracts, busier ...but less money........ evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 06:41:05 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead

You still busy then  rubschin:

At the moment ...........and all awkward bar-stewards.........

Still money coming in tho  Thumbs:

Only a month left.......... scared2:    may have to get a real job this winter .......... Shocked:

Bloody hell things that bad  noooo:

Yep . more contracts, busier ...but less money........ evil:

Does this mean that if you get a job Misty can use your lap top more ..... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 06:42:57 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead

You still busy then  rubschin:

At the moment ...........and all awkward bar-stewards.........

Still money coming in tho  Thumbs:

Only a month left.......... scared2:    may have to get a real job this winter .......... Shocked:

Bloody hell things that bad  noooo:

Yep . more contracts, busier ...but less money........ evil:

Does this mean that if you get a job Misty can use your lap top more ..... cloud9:

Picking up 2 laptops from the repairer tomorrow ........she will be back .....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 16, 2013, 06:45:58 PM
tunble:      sadsmiley30:

Downloading/buying  whistle: songs for tomorrow.......and waiting for someone to confirm a gig for Friday.... Banghead

You still busy then  rubschin:

At the moment ...........and all awkward bar-stewards.........

Still money coming in tho  Thumbs:

Only a month left.......... scared2:    may have to get a real job this winter .......... Shocked:

Bloody hell things that bad  noooo:

Yep . more contracts, busier ...but less money........ evil:

Does this mean that if you get a job Misty can use your lap top more ..... cloud9:

Picking up 2 laptops from the repairer tomorrow ........she will be back .....

 Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2013, 09:15:34 PM
eeek:

I know ... eeek:  or lodge at BM towers (VP holiday home) ..... rubschin:


Does Baldy pay for a drinking buddy........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

I did not know you were a closet Totenham supporter.

I knew you were Padlock Pockets....but feck off.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 09:31:37 PM
eeek:

I know ... eeek:  or lodge at BM towers (VP holiday home) ..... rubschin:


Does Baldy pay for a drinking buddy........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

I did not know you were a closet Totenham supporter.

I knew you were Padlock Pockets....but feck off.  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2013, 09:35:21 PM
eeek:

I know ... eeek:  or lodge at BM towers (VP holiday home) ..... rubschin:


Does Baldy pay for a drinking buddy........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

I did not know you were a closet Totenham supporter.

I knew you were Padlock Pockets....but feck off.  noooo:

 evil:

 Shrugs: Are you pleased with AVB's signings.   whistle: You have not made a bad start to the season.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 09:41:56 PM
eeek:

I know ... eeek:  or lodge at BM towers (VP holiday home) ..... rubschin:


Does Baldy pay for a drinking buddy........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

I did not know you were a closet Totenham supporter.

I knew you were Padlock Pockets....but feck off.  noooo:

 evil:

 Shrugs: Are you pleased with AVB's signings.   whistle: You have not made a bad start to the season.  Thumbs:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 19, 2013, 07:23:22 PM
 tunble: sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 07:25:35 PM
I'm here, been busy then noshing
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2013, 07:26:19 PM
I'm here like.  Thumbs:

You were busy playing your music.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 19, 2013, 07:28:33 PM
I'm here like.  Thumbs:

You were busy playing your music.

I thought everyone had left me .... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 19, 2013, 07:29:19 PM
I'm here, been busy then noshing

Something nice  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 07:30:03 PM
yep, tasty sort of fry up.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 19, 2013, 07:30:52 PM
yep, tasty sort of fry up.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 07:48:57 PM
yep, tasty sort of fry up.

 Thumbs:
Just not much of it, this season's fun and games is 2:5 diet and today is one of the 2 days
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 19, 2013, 07:50:28 PM
yep, tasty sort of fry up.

 Thumbs:
Just not much of it, this season's fun and games is 2:5 diet and today is one of the 2 days

 confused:  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 07:52:55 PM
I was only 10lb overweight anyway

but it seems to work enough
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 19, 2013, 07:57:07 PM
I was only 10lb overweight anyway

but it seems to work enough

Won't make you a different person love who you are  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 08:20:44 PM
I know

But Mrs K wants to do it and it'd be so wrong not to support her.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2013, 08:23:02 PM
I know

But Mrs K wants to do it and it'd be so wrong not to support her.

Good chap.  Thumbs:

I would have said bollox to it.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 08:28:05 PM
 :thumbsup:   lol:  and who's to say that's wrong either
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2013, 08:38:26 PM
:thumbsup:   lol:  and who's to say that's wrong either

If you want to keep the peace, your route is prolly the best.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 09:07:29 PM
Not like that, honest
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2013, 09:08:41 PM
Not like that, honest

 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 09:23:09 PM
Not like that, honest

 char048
happy001

takes all sorts Baldy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2013, 10:13:22 PM
Am I too late again........ sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 10:16:52 PM
in what sense?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2013, 10:18:03 PM
in what sense?

I do not expect sense here...... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 10:21:07 PM
and you are rarely disappointed

You and Misty been working late again
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2013, 10:27:10 PM
and you are rarely disappointed

You and Misty been working late again

No, tonight finished at midnight....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2013, 10:29:20 PM
and you are rarely disappointed

You and Misty been working late again

No, tonight finished at midnight....... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2013, 10:46:10 PM
and you are rarely disappointed

You and Misty been working late again

No, tonight finished at midnight....... Thumbs:

Did you go AWOL on the way back then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2013, 10:50:07 PM
and you are rarely disappointed

You and Misty been working late again

No, tonight finished at midnight....... Thumbs:

Did you go AWOL on the way back then?  rubschin:

The owner offering me a drink......... cloud9:     (read 3  whistle: )
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2013, 10:54:50 PM
and you are rarely disappointed

You and Misty been working late again

No, tonight finished at midnight....... Thumbs:

Did you go AWOL on the way back then?  rubschin:

The owner offering me a drink......... cloud9:     (read 3  whistle: )

 noooo:

Some Smuggers drink too many free drinks.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 20, 2013, 08:51:19 PM
 eastdrink048    bond:  eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 20, 2013, 09:04:30 PM
eastdrink048    bond:  eastdrink048

watching a film
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 20, 2013, 09:12:48 PM
eastdrink048    bond:  eastdrink048

watching a film

I have been on and off doing other things Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2013, 11:56:04 PM
Home............. cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 21, 2013, 03:43:01 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2013, 04:03:17 PM
tunble:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 05:29:03 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 21, 2013, 05:30:43 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2013, 05:45:53 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 05:52:01 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs

No I was not peeling the onions.... noooo:

It is expensive £14.60  1 adult 1 teen  eeek:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 21, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs

No I was not peeling the onions.... noooo:

It is expensive £14.60  1 adult 1 teen  eeek:

No wonder you cried....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 05:58:57 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs

No I was not peeling the onions.... noooo:

It is expensive £14.60  1 adult 1 teen  eeek:

No wonder you cried....... noooo:

No I am not tight just skint  redface:

Saw this...
About Time - Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIFdWk83no#ws)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2013, 06:06:50 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs

No I was not peeling the onions.... noooo:

It is expensive £14.60  1 adult 1 teen  eeek:

No wonder you cried....... noooo:

No I am not tight just skint  redface:

Saw this...
About Time - Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIFdWk83no#ws)

 Thumbs:
I wondered about that.  Any good?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 06:30:29 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs

No I was not peeling the onions.... noooo:

It is expensive £14.60  1 adult 1 teen  eeek:

No wonder you cried....... noooo:

No I am not tight just skint  redface:

Saw this...
About Time - Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIFdWk83no#ws)

 Thumbs:
I wondered about that.  Any good?

We enjoyed it...  Different to usual .. has the romcom but more father son relationship.. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2013, 06:42:54 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs

No I was not peeling the onions.... noooo:

It is expensive £14.60  1 adult 1 teen  eeek:

No wonder you cried....... noooo:

No I am not tight just skint  redface:

Saw this...
About Time - Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIFdWk83no#ws)

 Thumbs:
I wondered about that.  Any good?

We enjoyed it...  Different to usual .. has the romcom but more father son relationship.. Thumbs:
ta

might take Mrs K but she likes the seats that are £21 a throw at Bluewater 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2013, 06:44:02 PM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 07:20:51 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs

No I was not peeling the onions.... noooo:

It is expensive £14.60  1 adult 1 teen  eeek:

No wonder you cried....... noooo:

No I am not tight just skint  redface:

Saw this...
About Time - Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIFdWk83no#ws)

 Thumbs:
I wondered about that.  Any good?

We enjoyed it...  Different to usual .. has the romcom but more father son relationship.. Thumbs:
ta

might take Mrs K but she likes the seats that are £21 a throw at Bluewater

She will enjoy it I am sure  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2013, 08:23:12 PM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:

 lol:   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2013, 08:32:01 PM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
We don't have separate money.  Can't see why some couples do.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2013, 08:49:48 PM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
We don't have separate money.  Can't see why some couples do.

Same as yourself.  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 09:18:32 PM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
We don't have separate money.  Can't see why some couples do.

Same as yourself.  Shrugs:

We have always kept ours separate ....  eeek: He claims I would have us bankrupt ... ::)  His ex ripped him off is the real reason... confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2013, 09:20:07 PM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
We don't have separate money.  Can't see why some couples do.

Same as yourself.  Shrugs:

We have always kept ours separate ....  eeek: He claims I would have us bankrupt ... ::)  His ex ripped him off is the real reason... confused:

I forgot you are a Jock.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 09:23:16 PM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
We don't have separate money.  Can't see why some couples do.

Same as yourself.  Shrugs:

We have always kept ours separate ....  eeek: He claims I would have us bankrupt ... ::)  His ex ripped him off is the real reason... confused:

I forgot you are a Jock.  redface:

Bollox you nothing to do with it...  I  put it down to tight English men ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2013, 09:29:18 PM
We have our own credit cards and they're paid off by the same joint account, another joint account pays all the standing orders.  One income goes into one account the other income the other.  And we move money between them as needed.

Works for us
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2013, 09:35:36 PM
We have our own credit cards and they're paid off by the same joint account, another joint account pays all the standing orders.  One income goes into one account the other income the other.  And we move money between them as needed.

Works for us

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 09:36:18 PM
Everyone has their own way ...  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2013, 09:38:18 PM
Everyone has their own way ...  eeek:

Regarding what?   eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
I have never and would never have a joint bank account  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 09:52:59 PM
Everyone has their own way ...  eeek:

Regarding what?   eeek: eeek:

Dealing with money.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2013, 09:58:25 PM
Everyone has their own way ...  eeek:
I have never and would never have a joint bank account  noooo:

Yep you have to find what works for you

Anyway to go back to where this started the decisions will be: do we see the film and if so do we go for cheap seats or the sofa seats with drinks.  And then it'll go on my all new exonerated Visa card
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 10:00:10 PM
Everyone has their own way ...  eeek:
I have never and would never have a joint bank account  noooo:

Yep you have to find what works for you

Anyway to go back to where this started the decisions will be: do we see the film and if so do we go for cheap seats or the sofa seats with drinks.  And then it'll go on my all new exonerated Visa card

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2013, 10:11:14 PM
I have never and would never have a joint bank account  noooo:

From north of the border you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2013, 10:41:26 PM
I have never and would never have a joint bank account  noooo:

From north of the border you say?  rubschin:

 Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 09:47:29 AM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
We don't have separate money.  Can't see why some couples do.

Same as yourself.  Shrugs:

We have always kept ours separate ....  eeek: He claims I would have us bankrupt ... ::)  His ex ripped him off is the real reason... confused:

I forgot you are a Jock.  redface:

Bollox you nothing to do with it...  I  put it down to tight English men ;)
Quite correct. Jock women are rarely tight in my experience.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2013, 09:48:06 AM
 eeek: scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 22, 2013, 09:50:46 AM
 scared:  scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 22, 2013, 09:54:03 AM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
We don't have separate money.  Can't see why some couples do.

Same as yourself.  Shrugs:

We have always kept ours separate ....  eeek: He claims I would have us bankrupt ... ::)  His ex ripped him off is the real reason... confused:

I forgot you are a Jock.  redface:

Bollox you nothing to do with it...  I  put it down to tight English men ;)
Quite correct. Jock women are rarely tight in my experience.

DS sir I don't know what you mean     Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 22, 2013, 10:08:19 AM
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
We don't have separate money.  Can't see why some couples do.

Same as yourself.  Shrugs:

We have always kept ours separate ....  eeek: He claims I would have us bankrupt ... ::)  His ex ripped him off is the real reason... confused:

I forgot you are a Jock.  redface:

Bollox you nothing to do with it...  I  put it down to tight English men ;)
Quite correct. Jock women are rarely tight in my experience.

DS sir I don't know what you mean     Angry9:
redface:
Actually, I was thinking of 'tight' in the sense of 'inebriated', http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/tight_6 (http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/tight_6), but on further reflection... 
rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 22, 2013, 10:24:20 AM
 redface:
Make her pay  :thumbsup:
We don't have separate money.  Can't see why some couples do.

Same as yourself.  Shrugs:

We have always kept ours separate ....  eeek: He claims I would have us bankrupt ... ::)  His ex ripped him off is the real reason... confused:

I forgot you are a Jock.  redface:

Bollox you nothing to do with it...  I  put it down to tight English men ;)
Quite correct. Jock women are rarely tight in my experience.

DS sir I don't know what you mean     Angry9:
redface:
Actually, I was thinking of 'tight' in the sense of 'inebriated', http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/tight_6 (http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/tight_6), but on further reflection... 
rubschin:

 redface: oh
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 06:42:41 PM
 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2013, 06:48:06 PM
I'm here! Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 06:52:16 PM
I'm here! Party001:

You are very quiet tho .... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2013, 06:55:20 PM
I'm here! Party001:

You are very quiet tho .... whistle:

I am on my bestist behaviour.....  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 06:56:26 PM
I'm here! Party001:

You are very quiet tho .... whistle:

I am on my bestist behaviour.....  angel1

Up to no good more like  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2013, 06:58:24 PM
I'm here! Party001:

You are very quiet tho .... whistle:

I am on my bestist behaviour.....  angel1

Up to no good more like  lol: lol: lol:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 07:02:29 PM
I'm here! Party001:

You are very quiet tho .... whistle:

I am on my bestist behaviour.....  angel1

Up to no good more like  lol: lol: lol:

 redface:

I thought so and LL just got on the plane  doh: 

I can see I am going to have my werk cut out ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2013, 07:05:31 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 07:09:15 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's fine so long as we are all invited .....   I need to supervise  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2013, 07:16:37 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's fine so long as we are all invited .....   I need to supervise  whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 07:20:23 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's fine so long as we are all invited .....   I need to supervise  whistle:

 eeek:

Wot   Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2013, 07:31:38 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's fine so long as we are all invited .....   I need to supervise  whistle:

 eeek:

Wot   Shrugs:

It is boys' stuff like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 07:35:53 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's fine so long as we are all invited .....   I need to supervise  whistle:

 eeek:

Wot   Shrugs:

It is boys' stuff like....  whistle:

I know LL is away but no need to turn gay .... Gayer:

She would want me to supervise I can cover my eyes  angel1



And peek through my fingers
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 23, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's fine so long as we are all invited .....   I need to supervise  whistle:

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 07:52:41 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's fine so long as we are all invited .....   I need to supervise  whistle:

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

Not you too  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 23, 2013, 08:06:57 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's fine so long as we are all invited .....   I need to supervise  whistle:

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

Not you too  noooo:

Yep.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 08:17:10 PM
Porn, wimmin and kleenex night in the minema  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

That's fine so long as we are all invited .....   I need to supervise  whistle:

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

Not you too  noooo:

Yep.  Thumbs:

But I have been asked to watch you all  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2013, 08:20:21 PM
You must be all betterer Boogs
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 08:22:44 PM
You must be all betterer Boogs

I am making notes Steve to report back on LL's return..... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 23, 2013, 08:23:01 PM
You must be all betterer Boogs

Nope.  noooo:

She is just nuts.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 23, 2013, 08:23:38 PM
You must be all betterer Boogs

Nope.  noooo:

She is just nuts.  noooo:

Who LL  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2013, 08:24:17 PM
You must be all betterer Boogs

Nope.  noooo:

She is just nuts.  noooo:

Did you see Miss A at your pub today like....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 23, 2013, 08:29:20 PM
You must be all betterer Boogs

Nope.  noooo:

She is just nuts.  noooo:

Did you see Miss A at your pub today like....?  whistle:

Which one?....been to a few like.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2013, 08:36:49 PM
You must be all betterer Boogs

Nope.  noooo:

She is just nuts.  noooo:

Did you see Miss A at your pub today like....?  whistle:

Which one?....been to a few like.  redface:

The one where she overheard you last week....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 23, 2013, 08:56:08 PM
You must be all betterer Boogs

Nope.  noooo:

She is just nuts.  noooo:

Did you see Miss A at your pub today like....?  whistle:

Which one?....been to a few like.  redface:

The one where she overheard you last week....  whistle:

Nope.  noooo:

Never made it that far today.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 23, 2013, 10:42:14 PM
You must be all betterer Boogs

Nope.  noooo:

She is just nuts.  noooo:

Did you see Miss A at your pub today like....?  whistle:

Which one?....been to a few like.  redface:

The one where she overheard you last week....  whistle:

That does not limit the options........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2013, 04:46:52 AM
You must be all betterer Boogs

Nope.  noooo:

She is just nuts.  noooo:

Did you see Miss A at your pub today like....?  whistle:

Which one?....been to a few like.  redface:

The one where she overheard you last week....  whistle:

That does not limit the options........ noooo:

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 24, 2013, 08:08:29 AM
Quiet in here today . . . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2013, 08:35:12 AM
I have been out to the village to check the post.... no post....  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 24, 2013, 08:49:40 AM
I have been out to the village to check the post.... no post....  Banghead
Those Village People eh?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2013, 08:50:58 AM
I have been out to the village to check the post.... no post....  Banghead
Those Village People eh?  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 24, 2013, 10:51:35 AM
I have been out to the village to check the post.... no post....  Banghead
Those Village People eh?  noooo:

Prolly all down the YMCA!

(Free earworm courtesy of Marley)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 24, 2013, 10:58:15 AM
I have been out to the village to check the post.... no post....  Banghead
Those Village People eh?  noooo:

Prolly all down the YMCA!

(Free earworm courtesy of Marley)

aaaaaaaaaarrggghhh   :lalalala

I see your YMCA and raise you a Go West
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 26, 2013, 05:45:28 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs

No I was not peeling the onions.... noooo:

It is expensive £14.60  1 adult 1 teen  eeek:

No wonder you cried....... noooo:

No I am not tight just skint  redface:

Saw this...
About Time - Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIFdWk83no#ws)

 Thumbs:
I wondered about that.  Any good?

We enjoyed it...  Different to usual .. has the romcom but more father son relationship.. Thumbs:
Good description ^ , went and saw it this afternoon at the nearby village cinema.  Sort of perversely for what is basically a rom com, I thought it was very good but Mrs K was irritated by the time travelling. 

And jeez can that Rachel McAdams act a convincing part, last time saw her she was in the Sherlock Holmes films.  Bill Nighy just seems to make every part the same - good though.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 26, 2013, 11:24:39 PM
I been to the cinema....  Sobbed my heart out  sad24:

They are expensive........ noooo:
maybe she was peeling the onions for the hot dogs

No I was not peeling the onions.... noooo:

It is expensive £14.60  1 adult 1 teen  eeek:

No wonder you cried....... noooo:

No I am not tight just skint  redface:

Saw this...
About Time - Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIFdWk83no#ws)

 Thumbs:
I wondered about that.  Any good?

We enjoyed it...  Different to usual .. has the romcom but more father son relationship.. Thumbs:
Good description ^ , went and saw it this afternoon at the nearby village cinema.  Sort of perversely for what is basically a rom com, I thought it was very good but Mrs K was irritated by the time travelling. 

And jeez can that Rachel McAdams act a convincing part, last time saw her she was in the Sherlock Holmes films.  Bill Nighy just seems to make every part the same - good though.

I enjoyed it Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 28, 2013, 05:05:27 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2013, 05:24:11 PM
tunble:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on September 28, 2013, 05:52:15 PM
I have been en-route from Looe to Basingstoke. It's a little bit different here  sad32:  sad32:  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2013, 05:55:55 PM
I have been en-route from Looe to Basingstoke. It's a little bit different here  sad32:  sad32:  sad32:

happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2013, 08:55:09 PM
I have been en-route from Looe to Basingstoke. It's a little bit different here  sad32:  sad32:  sad32:

Big shame  jomster.... next year  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 30, 2013, 08:23:54 PM
 knitting:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2013, 08:24:58 PM
I have been in the minema like...  cloud9:

My ears are bleeding....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2013, 08:26:43 PM
I have been in the minema like...  cloud9:

My ears are bleeding....  noooo:

All werking now.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 30, 2013, 08:27:02 PM
Hey BM you got it going  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2013, 08:31:04 PM
I have been in the minema like...  cloud9:

My ears are bleeding....  noooo:

All werking now.......... whistle:

 Thumbs:

Just watched this at full power!   cloud9:

Powaqqatsi - Trailer HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNVTmWRcUbY#)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2013, 10:18:21 PM
I have been out




and nearly out of my mind too.  Knackering and not a little stressful day and then brill evening at the Italian restaurant with friends

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 30, 2013, 10:19:56 PM
I have been out




and nearly out of my mind too.  Knackering and not a little stressful day and then brill evening at the Italian restaurant with friends

Hi Steve I'm still here .....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2013, 10:23:38 PM
Here guys............ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 30, 2013, 10:24:25 PM
Thought you had left me  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 30, 2013, 10:25:29 PM
Hi Boogs and Apey, good weekends I see

I got to go grab a little zzzzz afore sorting out someone's birthday stuff before she gets up

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2013, 10:26:20 PM
Thought you had left me  sad24:

No and Miis T has putor back .........but she is sleeping now......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 30, 2013, 10:33:47 PM
Thought you had left me  sad24:

No and Miis T has putor back .........but she is sleeping now......... noooo:

 happy100 Party001:   Still suffering bless her
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2013, 10:36:41 PM
Thought you had left me  sad24:

No and Miis T has putor back .........but she is sleeping now......... noooo:

 happy100 Party001:   Still suffering bless her

And she has a new pink mouse ......... noooo:


Saying that BM wears LL's pink specs ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 30, 2013, 10:42:01 PM
Thought you had left me  sad24:

No and Miis T has putor back .........but she is sleeping now......... noooo:

 happy100 Party001:   Still suffering bless her

And she has a new pink mouse ......... noooo:


Saying that BM wears LL's pink specs ......... noooo:

I have a likkle pink mouse too  cloud9:

Nothing surprises me.. noooo: LL must have taken his favourite frock with her    eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2013, 11:30:20 AM
Quiet today....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2013, 11:46:31 AM
Shrugs:

I was doing stuff like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2013, 11:51:13 AM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2013, 02:39:11 PM
I was bowling and B&Qing. 

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 02, 2013, 02:42:30 PM
I been shopping ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2013, 02:45:04 PM
I am back, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 02, 2013, 02:56:29 PM
How was the Goose Fair ... rubschin: Not the best weather for it ..then again it is normal I suppose... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2013, 02:57:27 PM
Love the smells  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 02, 2013, 03:02:33 PM
Love the smells  cloud9:

I love it but not been for a while tho .... I love it at night the lights, smells as you say and the noise .... cloud9:

Shame about the scum it can attract... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2013, 03:05:18 PM
Love the smells  cloud9:

I love it but not been for a while tho .... I love it at night the lights, smells as you say and the noise .... cloud9:

Shame about the scum it can attract... evil:

Nick's not scum..... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2013, 03:05:44 PM
Love the smells  cloud9:

I love it but not been for a while tho .... I love it at night the lights, smells as you say and the noise .... cloud9:

Shame about the scum it can attract... evil:

Like Nick....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2013, 03:11:20 PM
 horn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 02, 2013, 03:14:59 PM
Love the smells  cloud9:

I love it but not been for a while tho .... I love it at night the lights, smells as you say and the noise .... cloud9:

Shame about the scum it can attract... evil:

Like Nick....?  whistle:

No.....  rubschin:  real scum ,,

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 02, 2013, 08:26:08 PM
 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2013, 08:27:56 PM
sadsmiley30:

I'm here .........and Miss T on way home....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 02, 2013, 08:37:03 PM
sadsmiley30:

I'm here .........and Miss T on way home....... Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Is the footy on tele  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2013, 08:38:50 PM
sadsmiley30:

I'm here .........and Miss T on way home....... Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Is the footy on tele  rubschin:

Just finished now .........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2013, 08:41:14 PM
sadsmiley30:

I'm here .........and Miss T on way home....... Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Is the footy on tele  rubschin:

Just finished now .........

I'm back now the footy is over.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 02, 2013, 08:49:06 PM
sadsmiley30:

I'm here .........and Miss T on way home....... Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Is the footy on tele  rubschin:

Just finished now .........

I'm back now the footy is over.  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: What was the score....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2013, 09:01:33 PM
Loads of scores

Shakhtar Donetsk 1 - 1 Man Utd FT   :thumbsup:

Man City 1 - 3 Bayern Munich FT   eeek:

and also for the real geeks:

Bayer 04 Leverkusen2 - 1Real Sociedad FT
Juventus2 - 2Galatasaray FT
Real Madrid4 - 0FC Copenhagen FT
Paris Saint Germain3 - 0Benfica FT
RSC Anderlecht0 - 3Olympiakos FT
CSKA Moscow3 - 2Viktoria Plzen FT
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 03, 2013, 09:41:42 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2013, 09:53:06 PM
tunble:

Here Missy.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 03, 2013, 10:02:05 PM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2013, 10:05:11 PM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 03, 2013, 10:08:59 PM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:

You got me there next week  ::) Not quite the same but could pass a few hours   scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2013, 10:10:35 PM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:

You got me there next week  ::) Not quite the same but could pass a few hours   scared2:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 03, 2013, 10:36:27 PM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:

You got me there next week  ::) Not quite the same but could pass a few hours   scared2:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:

 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2013, 10:47:19 PM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:

You got me there next week  ::) Not quite the same but could pass a few hours   scared2:

 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:

 angel1

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Adventure on October 04, 2013, 05:57:32 AM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:

You got me there next week  ::) Not quite the same but could pass a few hours   scared2:
You coming to see us soon Boogs?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 06:47:27 AM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:

You got me there next week  ::) Not quite the same but could pass a few hours   scared2:
You coming to see us soon Boogs?

Yes, I notice you fled the country....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Adventure on October 04, 2013, 07:33:07 AM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:

You got me there next week  ::) Not quite the same but could pass a few hours   scared2:
You coming to see us soon Boogs?

Yes, I notice you fled the country....  rubschin:

I'll be back.....briefly
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 07:40:54 AM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:

You got me there next week  ::) Not quite the same but could pass a few hours   scared2:
You coming to see us soon Boogs?

Yes, I notice you fled the country....  rubschin:

I'll be back.....briefly

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 10:15:21 AM
You been out  Thumbs:  It has been quiet tonight ...

Out with Bancock Dick.  Thumbs:

He is off in the next few days. sad24:

You got me there next week  ::) Not quite the same but could pass a few hours   scared2:
You coming to see us soon Boogs?

Yes Saturday  Thumbs: for a week ... Will you be back  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2013, 10:39:42 AM
. .
You coming to see us soon Boogs?

Yes Saturday  Thumbs: for a week ... Will you be back  eeek:
Have a great time, don't forget your F1 forecast

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 02:54:17 PM
. .
You coming to see us soon Boogs?

Yes Saturday  Thumbs: for a week ... Will you be back  eeek:
Have a great time, don't forget your F1 forecast

Thanks Steve  Thumbs:  Not forgotten but will need to take a punt  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 03:14:29 PM
. .
You coming to see us soon Boogs?

Yes Saturday  Thumbs: for a week ... Will you be back  eeek:
Have a great time, don't forget your F1 forecast

Thanks Steve  Thumbs:  Not forgotten but will need to take a punt  rubschin:

I thought you were flying here???  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 03:16:19 PM
. .
You coming to see us soon Boogs?

Yes Saturday  Thumbs: for a week ... Will you be back  eeek:
Have a great time, don't forget your F1 forecast


Thanks Steve  Thumbs:  Not forgotten but will need to take a punt  rubschin:

I thought you were flying here???  eeek:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 09:01:25 PM
 sadsmiley30:    whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2013, 09:09:03 PM
sadsmiley30:    whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 09:14:12 PM
Hey my mate how are you  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2013, 09:21:24 PM
Not too bad thanks.  Thumbs: ......You?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 09:24:19 PM
Yea good thanks  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2013, 09:26:32 PM
Packed your pants?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 09:27:13 PM
some  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2013, 09:29:13 PM
Do not bring the already packed ones....send them to the laundry.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 04, 2013, 09:31:13 PM
 Spank2:   lol:   I'm all ready  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2013, 04:37:19 PM
 tunble:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2013, 04:58:31 PM
tunble:

I was watching Space Balls....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2013, 05:58:43 PM
tunble:

I was watching Space Balls....  redface:
I was explaining to CWMBO why she had to be in hostipal last night, seems this involves repeated feeding followed by letting her sleep with a paw across the keyboard incommoding the posting somewhat
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2013, 06:44:31 PM
tunble:

I was watching Space Balls....  redface:
I was explaining to CWMBO why she had to be in hostipal last night, seems this involves repeated feeding followed by letting her sleep with a paw across the keyboard incommoding the posting somewhat

Do what now...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2013, 06:49:08 PM
tunble:

I was watching Space Balls....  redface:
I was explaining to CWMBO why she had to be in hostipal last night, seems this involves repeated feeding followed by letting her sleep with a paw across the keyboard incommoding the posting somewhat

Do what now...? Shrugs:

A commode.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2013, 06:53:46 PM
Have you never seen the Architects sketch (http://www.humorlinks.com/python/sketches/TheArchitectSketch.htm)?

Quote
. .Mind you, this is a real beaut. None of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows incommoding the passers-by with this one . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2013, 07:22:29 PM
Have you never seen the Architects sketch (http://www.humorlinks.com/python/sketches/TheArchitectSketch.htm)?

Quote
. .Mind you, this is a real beaut. None of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows incommoding the passers-by with this one . . .

OIC...  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2013, 07:23:54 PM
I have bought some popcorn to get ready for Sex in a Box  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2013, 07:24:41 PM
I have bought some popcorn to get ready for Sex in a Box  eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2013, 07:25:28 PM
On the telly box ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 08, 2013, 07:26:12 PM
I have bought some popcorn to get ready for Sex in a Box  eeek:

Visiting the funeral parlour again ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2013, 07:27:48 PM
I have bought some popcorn to get ready for Sex in a Box  eeek:

Visiting the funeral parlour again ?  rubschin:

 Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2013, 07:28:22 PM
I have bought some tissues to get ready for Sex in a Box  eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2013, 09:07:23 PM
I have bought some popcorn to get ready for Sex in a Box  eeek:

Visiting the funeral parlour again ?  rubschin:
happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2013, 09:08:17 PM
It was the highlights noooo:  Only lasted 5 minutes
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2013, 09:33:10 PM
Only lasted 5 minutes

How long was the scene in the program?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2013, 10:58:19 PM
I have bought some popcorn to get ready for Sex in a Box  eeek:

Visiting the funeral parlour again ?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2013, 05:43:31 AM
Only lasted 5 minutes

How long was the scene in the program?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 13, 2013, 08:58:35 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2013, 09:56:52 PM
was trying to fix stuff - failed on the most important one (her iPhone)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 14, 2013, 07:28:30 PM
not much happening tonight. i'm bored.  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2013, 07:54:00 PM
not much happening tonight. i'm bored.  sadsmiley30:

SHUT UP FOGGY!!!! cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2013, 08:26:05 PM
why?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2013, 08:29:49 PM
why?

Invite her round your gaff...then you will understand. Poor Apey.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 14, 2013, 08:33:07 PM
why?

Invite her round your gaff...then you will understand. Poor Apey.  noooo:

 Spank2: Don't listen to him .... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2013, 08:38:01 PM
why?

Invite her round your gaff...then you will understand. Poor Apey.  noooo:
yeah as if Misty and Apey would come here to sleepy Sussex

Misty is a bar filler, certainly is for the VP
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2013, 08:40:37 PM
why?

Invite her round your gaff...then you will understand. Poor Apey.  noooo:
yeah as if Misty and Apey would come here to sleepy Sussex

Misty is a bar filler, certainly is for the VP

She is an nightmare! Poor Apey.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2013, 08:41:47 PM
So you say over and over and over again
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 14, 2013, 08:45:05 PM
why?

Invite her round your gaff...then you will understand. Poor Apey.  noooo:
yeah as if Misty and Apey would come here to sleepy Sussex

Misty is a bar filler, certainly is for the VP

 :thumbsup: cheers Steve.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2013, 08:45:41 PM
why?

Invite her round your gaff...then you will understand. Poor Apey.  noooo:
yeah as if Misty and Apey would come here to sleepy Sussex

Misty is a bar filler, certainly is for the VP

I like Sussex....or did expect it's changed a bit in 15 years...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 14, 2013, 08:45:56 PM
So you say over and over and over again
He loves her to bits Steve  cloud9: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2013, 08:47:52 PM
So you say over and over and over again
He loves her to bits Steve  cloud9:

Nope. Poor Apey.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 14, 2013, 08:48:25 PM
So you say over and over and over again
He loves her to bits Steve  cloud9:


tis true.  cloud9:

Hiya Boogy!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2013, 08:51:32 PM
So you say over and over and over again
He loves her to bits Steve  cloud9:


tis true.  cloud9:

Hiya Boogy!

Nope.  noooo:

Poor Apey....He deserves a medal.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 14, 2013, 08:51:44 PM
So you say over and over and over again
He loves her to bits Steve  cloud9:


tis true.  cloud9:

Hiya Boogy!

Hey sweetpea  you ok  Thumbs:

Picked up your order today  ;D will post tomorrow  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2013, 08:52:59 PM
why?

Invite her round your gaff...then you will understand. Poor Apey.  noooo:
yeah as if Misty and Apey would come here to sleepy Sussex

Misty is a bar filler, certainly is for the VP

I like Sussex....or did expect it's changed a bit in 15 years...... rubschin:
Not much, East Sussex still has the lowest amount of dual carriageway in England and our local council's idea of inspiring sport was to force the local bowling alley to close by ordering its demolition so they could build yet another clothes shop (M&S) instead FFS.

It is a great place to live but for entertainment the access to London is what works.  But if you're ever in the area . . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2013, 08:59:13 PM
why?

Invite her round your gaff...then you will understand. Poor Apey.  noooo:
yeah as if Misty and Apey would come here to sleepy Sussex

Misty is a bar filler, certainly is for the VP

I like Sussex....or did expect it's changed a bit in 15 years...... rubschin:
Not much, East Sussex still has the lowest amount of dual carriageway in England and our local council's idea of inspiring sport was to force the local bowling alley to close by ordering its demolition so they could build yet another clothes shop (M&S) instead FFS.

It is a great place to live but for entertainment the access to London is what works.  But if you're ever in the area . . . .

That sounds like an inspiring place to live Steve....Invite Foggy over, she will love it.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 16, 2013, 06:50:26 PM
Quiet tonight,,,,,,,, rubschin:  guess BM is mopping,,,,,,,but the rest ,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2013, 06:57:39 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 16, 2013, 07:13:21 PM
I'm at werk..... >:(
.

Sent from my GT-I9100P

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 17, 2013, 06:24:11 AM
Where is everybody? I can't remember a morning being as quiet as it is on here today  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 07:12:01 AM
 surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 17, 2013, 07:17:09 AM
I'm here too    surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2013, 09:04:04 AM
Is everyone dead?  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 17, 2013, 09:26:56 AM
Is everyone dead?  sad24:

 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2013, 10:50:25 AM
I've been in Pafos like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2013, 12:02:14 PM
Twas sleeping........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2013, 12:03:39 PM
Twas sleeping........ cloud9:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2013, 08:14:03 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: tel on October 17, 2013, 10:18:50 PM
QT  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2013, 06:40:52 AM
QT  Banghead


pathead:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 08:47:53 PM
Lonely here.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 18, 2013, 08:58:24 PM
where?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 09:36:13 PM
where?

there,,,,,,,
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 09:41:04 PM
I'm back  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 09:46:40 PM
I'm back  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  get the beers in.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 10:00:09 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 10:04:59 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:12:59 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

Don't talk about Nick's mate that way......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 10:19:33 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:22:05 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

What was it ..........offering a fiver.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 10:24:40 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

What was it ..........offering a fiver.......... rubschin:

I do not have to pay.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 10:24:50 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

 scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:

His Mrs  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2013, 10:26:16 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

 scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:

His Mrs  eeek:

A ladyboy you mean........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 10:28:13 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

 scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:

His Mrs  eeek:

A ladyboy you mean........ rubschin:

Is she  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 10:29:30 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

 scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:

His Mrs  eeek:

A ladyboy you mean........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

B/D knows his Mrs.....The Organist likes the other so to speak.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 10:32:11 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

 scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:

His Mrs  eeek:

A ladyboy you mean........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

B/D knows his Mrs.....The Organist likes the other so to speak.  whistle:

You can see what he likes  confused: so perhaps Ladyboy she is  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 10:35:16 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

 scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:

His Mrs  eeek:

A ladyboy you mean........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

B/D knows his Mrs.....The Organist likes the other so to speak.  whistle:

You can see what he likes  confused: so perhaps Ladyboy she is  Shrugs:

B/D does not bother with that type of thing.  noooo:

She might have had to go to confession once or twice in the past.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 10:46:24 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

 scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:

His Mrs  eeek:

A ladyboy you mean........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

B/D knows his Mrs.....The Organist likes the other so to speak.  whistle:

You can see what he likes  confused: so perhaps Ladyboy she is  Shrugs:

B/D does not bother with that type of thing.  noooo:

She might have had to go to confession once or twice in the past.  whistle:

No I meant The Organist  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2013, 11:15:41 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

 scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:

His Mrs  eeek:

A ladyboy you mean........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

B/D knows his Mrs.....The Organist likes the other so to speak.  whistle:

You can see what he likes  confused: so perhaps Ladyboy she is  Shrugs:

B/D does not bother with that type of thing.  noooo:

She might have had to go to confession once or twice in the past.  whistle:

No I meant The Organist  noooo:

Understood.  Thumbs:

But B/D does not do that type of thing....so she deffo is not a ladyboy, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2013, 11:17:54 PM
Just been drinking with "The Organist" .....what a feckin twat.  noooo:

I know B/D has gone but that is really the bottom of the barrel  lol: lol: lol:  Did he have his cloth  scared2:

He did.  noooo:

He was there when I walked in the boozer.

Apparently the church will be after me for sending a rude text to an illegal immigrant Filipino who is on the game. I am shitting myself as I sit here waiting for the thunderbolt.  whistle:

 scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:

His Mrs  eeek:

A ladyboy you mean........ rubschin:

Nope.  noooo:

B/D knows his Mrs.....The Organist likes the other so to speak.  whistle:

You can see what he likes  confused: so perhaps Ladyboy she is  Shrugs:

B/D does not bother with that type of thing.  noooo:

She might have had to go to confession once or twice in the past.  whistle:

No I meant The Organist  noooo:

Understood.  Thumbs:

But B/D does not do that type of thing....so she deffo is not a ladyboy, if you know what I mean.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
I have been werking like....  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2013, 03:34:29 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Landlady on October 19, 2013, 03:56:02 PM
I have been werking like....  sad24:

So have us lesser mortals  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2013, 03:57:32 PM
I have been werking like....  sad24:

So have us lesser mortals  ::)

But I have been at werk werking like.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Landlady on October 19, 2013, 04:05:01 PM
I have been werking like....  sad24:

So have us lesser mortals  ::)

But I have been at werk werking like.... ::)

Have you been paid yet  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2013, 04:15:16 PM
I have been werking like....  sad24:

So have us lesser mortals  ::)

But I have been at werk werking like.... ::)

Have you been paid yet  Thumbs:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 19, 2013, 04:33:34 PM
I have been werking like....  sad24:

So have us lesser mortals  ::)

But I have been at werk werking like.... ::)

Have you been paid yet  Thumbs:

 noooo:

Dinner on BM.......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 19, 2013, 06:50:10 PM
I have been working too, Dorking, Guildford, Hindhead, Portsmouth  surrender: , then R & R with a kebab at Southsea  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 19, 2013, 07:05:55 PM
I am still werking another 2hrs to go .....  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2013, 07:07:09 PM
I am still werking another 2hrs to go .....  confused:

I finished four hours ago....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 19, 2013, 07:19:21 PM
I am still werking another 2hrs to go .....  confused:

I finished four hours ago....  whistle:

I thought you had gone to bed with your jamies on confused:

Have you enjoyed being a member of the great unwashed  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2013, 07:20:27 PM
I am still werking another 2hrs to go .....  confused:

I finished four hours ago....  whistle:

I thought you had gone to bed with your jamies on confused:

Have you enjoyed being a member of the great unwashed  ::)

No and no....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 19, 2013, 07:37:51 PM
I am still werking another 2hrs to go .....  confused:

I finished four hours ago....  whistle:

I thought you had gone to bed with your jamies on confused:

Have you enjoyed being a member of the great unwashed  ::)

No and no....  noooo:

 happy100 happy100    Welcome to my world  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2013, 11:45:30 AM
 tunble:     rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2013, 11:55:28 AM
tunble:     rubschin:

We are all out sunbathing.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2013, 11:57:47 AM
tunble:     rubschin:

We are all out sunbathing.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2013, 12:06:23 PM
I was hacking down a mahoosive rubber plant....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2013, 05:46:27 PM
we were 6 pin bowling
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 23, 2013, 05:58:14 PM
I was in day two of a two-day training course, and I'm currently backing up the works laptop cos it's finally been agreed that me steam driven one isn't man enough for the new programs. 10Gb of photos transferring across has given me a few precious minutes to spend in here  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 23, 2013, 06:08:57 PM
I'm back been in the pub cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 23, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
I'm back been in the pub cloud9:

Same here :D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 23, 2013, 06:23:50 PM
I'm back been in the pub cloud9:

Same here :D

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2013, 06:35:50 PM
I was watching Jobs....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 23, 2013, 06:47:14 PM
I was watching Jobs....  Thumbs:
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2013, 06:49:02 PM
I was watching Jobs....  Thumbs:
Shrugs:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357129/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357129/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 23, 2013, 06:50:50 PM
I was watching Jobs....  Thumbs:
Shrugs:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357129/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357129/)

 redface:   Yes I just realised on the other thread  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2013, 08:23:53 PM
I was watching Jobs....  Thumbs:

After last last weekend ,,not surprised just watching .... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2013, 08:30:54 PM
10Gb of photos transferring across has given me a few precious minutes to spend in here  confused:
eyes:

Best to delete them of the old machine before it goes back.  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2013, 08:33:29 PM
off  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2013, 08:41:59 PM
. off  whistle:

And you  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 23, 2013, 09:19:17 PM
10Gb of photos transferring across has given me a few precious minutes to spend in here  confused:
eyes:

Best to delete them of the old machine before it goes back.  ;)

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2013, 05:30:28 AM
I was watching Jobs....  Thumbs:

After last last weekend ,,not surprised just watching .... whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 26, 2013, 10:15:22 PM
Quiet tonight for a Saturday..... knitting:

A couple of creamy kisses would go down well .... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2013, 10:37:20 PM
Quiet tonight for a Saturday..... knitting:

A couple of creamy kisses would go down well .... cloud9:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 26, 2013, 10:43:55 PM
Quiet tonight for a Saturday..... knitting:

A couple of creamy kisses would go down well .... cloud9:

 Thumbs:

Couldn't remember what was in them looked it up all things I like....  cloud9:   Good night  that was  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
Quiet tonight for a Saturday..... knitting:

A couple of creamy kisses would go down well .... cloud9:

 Thumbs:

Couldn't remember what was in them looked it up all things I like....  cloud9:   Good night  that was  :thumbsup:

was a good night,,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 28, 2013, 07:46:39 AM
slow today. see, this is why I dont get up in the mornings. fuck it, off back to bed.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2013, 07:47:46 AM
slow today. see, this is why I dont get up in the mornings. fuck it, off back to bed.  :thumbsup:

 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 28, 2013, 07:51:21 AM
slow today. see, this is why I dont get up in the mornings. fuck it, off back to bed.  :thumbsup:

 sad24:

still here, just back in bed like.  Thumbs:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2013, 07:54:27 AM
slow today. see, this is why I dont get up in the mornings. fuck it, off back to bed.  :thumbsup:

 sad24:

still here, just back in bed like.  Thumbs:

Well, it is a bank holiday!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 28, 2013, 08:04:40 AM
slow today. see, this is why I dont get up in the mornings. fuck it, off back to bed.  :thumbsup:

 sad24:

still here, just back in bed like.  Thumbs:

Well, it is a bank holiday!  Thumbs:

of course  Thumbs:
and I likes my bed.  cloud9: however, a little cramped with 2 sleeping cats and an unconscious Apey.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2013, 08:09:48 AM
Turf Apey out  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 28, 2013, 08:11:39 AM
Turf Apey out  :thumbsup:

trust me I would, but one of the cats is literally asleep on his head.  noooo: I know, we have a weird little family.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2013, 08:13:33 AM
You could knit something for Fluffy


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fm4ehpl1en%2F1378763_542543325833080_1744389106_n.jpg&hash=4c25f20ec2f32b82973f830e407d15858e97e90a) (http://postimg.org/image/m4ehpl1en/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2013, 08:14:22 AM
You could knit something for Fluffy


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fm4ehpl1en%2F1378763_542543325833080_1744389106_n.jpg&hash=4c25f20ec2f32b82973f830e407d15858e97e90a) (http://postimg.org/image/m4ehpl1en/)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 28, 2013, 08:25:41 AM
You could knit something for Fluffy


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fm4ehpl1en%2F1378763_542543325833080_1744389106_n.jpg&hash=4c25f20ec2f32b82973f830e407d15858e97e90a) (http://postimg.org/image/m4ehpl1en/)

 happy001 happy001 happy001

I would, but he's going into hibernation now. Also, apey thinks I'm cruel when I dress up my pets. I have the most gorgeous santa suit for one of the cats, including a little hat.  cloud9: Not long til xmas!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2013, 08:26:50 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 28, 2013, 08:29:16 AM
You could knit something for Fluffy


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimg.org%2Fm4ehpl1en%2F1378763_542543325833080_1744389106_n.jpg&hash=4c25f20ec2f32b82973f830e407d15858e97e90a) (http://postimg.org/image/m4ehpl1en/)

I love the cat in the back of the pic, getting ready to pounce.....run fluffy ruuun!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 08:03:52 PM
 tunble:          rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2013, 08:04:17 PM
I'm lurking!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 08:05:37 PM
I'm lurking!  eveilgrin:

I am drinking vino........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2013, 08:06:08 PM
I'm lurking!  eveilgrin:

I am drinking vino........ Thumbs:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2013, 08:07:18 PM
I was feeding me face and then sodded off elsewhere.  Now trying to decide whether to watch the footie live or answer back some shit attacking me on another forum.  Prolly do neither
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 08:09:51 PM
I was feeding me face and then sodded off elsewhere.  Now trying to decide whether to watch the footie live or answer back some shit attacking me on another forum.  Prolly do neither

Your mob 1 up.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2013, 08:26:55 PM
I was feeding me face and then sodded off elsewhere.  Now trying to decide whether to watch the footie live or answer back some shit attacking me on another forum.  Prolly do neither

Your mob 1 up.....
:thumbsup:

sorry bout yours.  Game of two halves and all that


We're half watching Cher and Pfeiffer on the Graham Norton show.  Have to admire Cher's nerve wearing that skirt at 67. Pfeiffer's looked after herself well.

Update:  that skirt

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.radiotimes.com%2Fnamedimage%2FThe_Graham_Norton_Show_according_to_Cher___in_pictures.jpg%3Fquality%3D85%26amp%3Bmode%3Dcrop%26amp%3Bwidth%3D620%26amp%3Bheight%3D374%26amp%3B404%3Dtv%26amp%3Burl%3D%2Fuploads%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2F40134.jpg&hash=648db7d006ac7901d4ea841d5a04402d6b3f5078)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 29, 2013, 09:31:21 PM
I'm here  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 29, 2013, 09:33:47 PM
I'm here  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  BM has gone to bed.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 29, 2013, 09:36:42 PM
 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 29, 2013, 09:37:50 PM
I'm here  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  BM has gone to bed.......... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: What time tonight  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 29, 2013, 09:38:43 PM
I'm here  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  BM has gone to bed.......... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: What time tonight  rubschin:

Before it got dark.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 29, 2013, 09:40:32 PM
I'm here  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  BM has gone to bed.......... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: What time tonight  rubschin:

Before it got dark.  noooo:

It is nearly Halloween  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 29, 2013, 09:48:07 PM
I'm here  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  BM has gone to bed.......... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: What time tonight  rubschin:

Before it got dark.  noooo:

It is nearly Halloween  Thumbs:

He is scared of LL.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 29, 2013, 10:04:09 PM
I'm here  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  BM has gone to bed.......... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: What time tonight  rubschin:

Before it got dark.  noooo:

It is nearly Halloween  Thumbs:

He is scared of LL.  noooo:

 noooo:  He is just a good husband joining his wife  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 29, 2013, 10:08:14 PM
Went out for dinner, not local.  Now watching recorded Scotland v Tonga.   cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2013, 11:44:58 AM
I'm here  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  BM has gone to bed.......... noooo:

 noooo: noooo: What time tonight  rubschin:

Before it got dark.  noooo:

It is nearly Halloween  Thumbs:

He is scared of LL.  noooo:

 noooo:  He is just a good husband joining his wife  Thumbs:

Trick or Trick?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 30, 2013, 09:08:04 PM
 Jail:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2013, 09:09:41 PM
Lurking...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 30, 2013, 09:10:34 PM
Watching telly and checking recipes for tomorrow...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 30, 2013, 09:16:00 PM
Watching telly and checking recipes for tomorrow...... rubschin:

Still quiet ....  and you... where is Misty ... she won't be quiet  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 30, 2013, 09:19:58 PM
Watching telly and checking recipes for tomorrow...... rubschin:

Still quiet ....  and you... where is Misty ... she won't be quiet  noooo:

She is watching tele ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2013, 09:23:42 PM
I've been busy like

I'm now a trifle knackered like.   A power doze beckons
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 30, 2013, 09:30:51 PM
Watching telly and checking recipes for tomorrow...... rubschin:

Still quiet ....  and you... where is Misty ... she won't be quiet  noooo:

She is watching tele ....

We need her  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 01, 2013, 08:36:45 PM
 Xmas7:   eastdrink048

BORED  eeek: I think we should do something  different but what  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2013, 09:52:33 PM
I've been busy like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 01, 2013, 11:28:49 PM
was werking like........... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 02, 2013, 12:19:23 AM
wot APC said   noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 12:23:14 AM
Apey been werking tonight  Thumbs:

JOM you need a break every day and night you will make yourself ill  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2013, 11:04:25 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 11:07:26 AM
I was out for my DDD.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 12:01:01 PM
I went back to sleep happens a lot at the moment  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 12:03:04 PM
I went back to sleep happens a lot at the moment  redface:

Are you still concussed...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 12:19:37 PM
I went back to sleep happens a lot at the moment  redface:

Are you still concussed...?  rubschin:

 Shrugs:  Something not sure what ... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2013, 12:34:11 PM
Wot BM said
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 12:40:08 PM
Wot BM said

No idea... back to work tomorrow so we'll see if that helps .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2013, 12:45:53 PM
Oh noes you're back to work when there's a GP on.  Your new rota seems to have you working a lot of weekends now - bit evil that.

And take care with your head, it's not like you can get replacements
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 12:59:59 PM
Wot BM said

No idea... back to work tomorrow so we'll see if that helps .... rubschin:

I think you should see the quackter again before you go back....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 02:27:01 PM
Thank you guys for your concern I appreciate it  cloud9:.... I really don't think it is the concussion that is the problem it has been ten days now  confused: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 02, 2013, 05:55:39 PM
Thank you guys for your concern I appreciate it  cloud9:.... I really don't think it is the concussion that is the problem it has been ten days now  confused: 

I think that was their point, its been 10 days and you are still having some symptoms.  Go get checked out. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2013, 05:59:32 PM
Thank you guys for your concern I appreciate it  cloud9:.... I really don't think it is the concussion that is the problem it has been ten days now  confused: 

I think that was their point, its been 10 days and you are still having some symptoms.  Go get checked out.

Wot she said ..^^^^^
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 06:35:53 PM
Okay you all win I have an appointment on Wednesday I will get it checked .... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 06:38:31 PM
Okay you all win I have an appointment on Wednesday I will get it checked .... redface:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 02, 2013, 07:15:42 PM
Okay you all win I have an appointment on Wednesday I will get it checked .... redface:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 07:16:53 PM
Okay you all win I have an appointment on Wednesday I will get it checked .... redface:

Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 07:35:59 PM
Bloody hell it is like WW3 out there ... Wind howling rain wazzing and fireworks bang bang wiz everywhere   scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 07:37:24 PM
Bloody hell it is like WW3 out there ... Wind howling rain wazzing and fireworks bang bang wiz everywhere   scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2013, 07:41:57 PM
Here too  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2013, 07:45:56 PM
Here too  eeek:

The owld boiler playing up again....? happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 07:53:04 PM
Honest it is silly season here   ::) not so bad if it wasn't for the weather it is awful .... and cold  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 08:43:46 PM
Honest it is silly season here   ::) not so bad if it wasn't for the weather it is awful .... and cold  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2013, 08:47:30 PM
Warm here........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 08:49:25 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 08:51:20 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 08:54:39 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:

You should come back like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 09:02:02 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:

You should come back like.  Thumbs:

I will as soon as I can ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 09:05:26 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:

You should come back like.  Thumbs:

I will as soon as I can ... Thumbs:

Foggy is making yor bed as we speak.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 09:11:26 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:

You should come back like.  Thumbs:

I will as soon as I can ... Thumbs:

Foggy is making yor bed as we speak.  Thumbs:

I'm on the next plane  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 09:12:50 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:

You should come back like.  Thumbs:

I will as soon as I can ... Thumbs:

Foggy is making your bed as we speak.  Thumbs:

I'm on the next plane  Thumbs:

Top banana.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2013, 09:13:25 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:

You should come back like.  Thumbs:

I will as soon as I can ... Thumbs:

Foggy is making yor bed as we speak.  Thumbs:

I'm on the next plane  Thumbs:

Do you like corn......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2013, 09:15:14 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:

You should come back like.  Thumbs:

I will as soon as I can ... Thumbs:

Foggy is making yor bed as we speak.  Thumbs:

I'm on the next plane  Thumbs:

Do you like corn......... rubschin:

Is she bringing Steve?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 09:16:47 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:

You should come back like.  Thumbs:

I will as soon as I can ... Thumbs:

Foggy is making yor bed as we speak.  Thumbs:

I'm on the next plane  Thumbs:

Do you like corn......... rubschin:

Is she bringing Steve?  rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 02, 2013, 09:17:14 PM
Warm here........

 Thumbs: Not like the UK.  noooo:

 evil:

You should come back like.  Thumbs:

I will as soon as I can ... Thumbs:

Foggy is making yor bed as we speak.  Thumbs:

I'm on the next plane  Thumbs:

Do you like corn......... rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 02, 2013, 09:58:17 PM
Okay you all win I have an appointment on Wednesday I will get it checked .... redface:

Glad to hear it, you were busy trying to look after me yesterday or the day before Miss "do as I say, not as I do"  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 06, 2013, 12:15:08 AM
Just you and me baldy, be nice.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2013, 12:21:50 AM
Just you and me baldy, be nice.  cloud9:

I am, you daft owld trout!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 06, 2013, 12:23:48 AM
Just you and me baldy, be nice.  cloud9:

I am, you daft owld trout!  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: you are so misunderstood.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2013, 12:26:44 AM
Just you and me baldy, be nice.  cloud9:

I am, you daft owld trout!  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: you are so misunderstood.  :thumbsup:

 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 06, 2013, 12:41:30 AM
Just you and me baldy, be nice.  cloud9:

I am, you daft owld trout!  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: you are so misunderstood.  :thumbsup:

 angel1

 cloud9: angel1  I know, promise I wont tell anyone. x






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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2013, 12:44:03 AM
Just you and me baldy, be nice.  cloud9:

I am, you daft owld trout!  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: you are so misunderstood.  :thumbsup:

 angel1

 cloud9: angel1  I know, promise I wont tell anyone. x






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It is not a secret.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2013, 01:04:09 AM
room needed?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2013, 01:16:14 AM
room needed?

Nope.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2013, 08:12:03 PM
Isn't it lovely and quiet without Nick....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2013, 08:13:28 PM
Who's Nick?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 06, 2013, 08:13:36 PM
He was here a short time ago  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2013, 08:14:00 PM
Isn't it lovely and quiet without Nick....  cloud9:

It was..... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2013, 08:14:24 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2013, 08:14:55 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 07, 2013, 04:57:05 PM
Wot happened....... eeek:     tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2013, 05:01:42 PM
G&T o clock as sunset approaches  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 12, 2013, 12:03:04 AM
 Shrugs: tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 12, 2013, 12:06:56 AM
Sorry been having boozy meal with bruvva and sister in law
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2013, 04:38:46 PM
 tunble: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 04:39:33 PM
tunble: sad24:

Extended afternoon nap...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 14, 2013, 04:41:17 PM
tunble: sad24:


I'm in and out ..... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2013, 04:41:56 PM
tunble: sad24:

Extended afternoon nap...... Thumbs:
Wake her up then  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2013, 05:21:39 PM
tunble: sad24:


I'm in and out ..... eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2013, 05:23:21 PM
We've been 6 pin bowling, off soon to brave the perils of Tesco as we have to feed friends all weekend

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2013, 05:27:19 PM
Get cat food!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 14, 2013, 05:29:22 PM
tunble: sad24:


I'm in and out ..... eeek:

 eeek:

Busy   ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2013, 05:32:33 PM
Get cat food!!
Have to do that soon

But CWMBO has gone from normal cat food that just costs an arm and a leg (and yet is mostly minced up bollock, lip and arse) to hugely specialist, need a mortgage and vet's permission food on account of internal failures various.  And then she throws it up  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Get cat food!!
Have to do that soon

But CWMBO has gone from normal cat food that just costs an arm and a leg (and yet is mostly minced up bollock, lip and arse) to hugely specialist, need a mortgage and vet's permission food on account of internal failures various.  And then she throws it up  evil:

Our cats are strange only like dry food.... rubschin:  bought them some fancy "wet" food and they turned their noses up..... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2013, 05:41:00 PM
Cats are fussier than wimmin.

Dogs eat any old shite
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 14, 2013, 05:51:23 PM
Cats are fussier than wimmin.

Dogs eat any old shite

Quite often - literally!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2013, 05:51:56 PM
Get cat food!!
Have to do that soon

But CWMBO has gone from normal cat food that just costs an arm and a leg (and yet is mostly minced up bollock, lip and arse) to hugely specialist, need a mortgage and vet's permission food on account of internal failures various.  And then she throws it up  evil:

Our cats are strange only like dry food.... rubschin:  bought them some fancy "wet" food and they turned their noses up..... noooo:
CWMBO would happily eat only dried food but sadly it would probably kill her as with her messed up guts she starts bleeding unless it's strictly rationed and only the special (=expensive) type.

AFAIK though for most cats dried food is fine and good for their teeth just as long as they have plenty of collapso water to drink.  And it don't stink the place out.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 05:53:27 PM
Get cat food!!
Have to do that soon

But CWMBO has gone from normal cat food that just costs an arm and a leg (and yet is mostly minced up bollock, lip and arse) to hugely specialist, need a mortgage and vet's permission food on account of internal failures various.  And then she throws it up  evil:

Our cats are strange only like dry food.... rubschin:  bought them some fancy "wet" food and they turned their noses up..... noooo:
CWMBO would happily eat only dried food but sadly it would probably kill her as with her messed up guts she starts bleeding unless it's strictly rationed and only the special (=expensive) type.

AFAIK though for most cats dried food is fine and good for their teeth just as long as they have plenty of collapso water to drink.  And it don't stink the place out.

Iams stuff.. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2013, 08:36:12 PM
Get cat food!!
Have to do that soon

But CWMBO has gone from normal cat food that just costs an arm and a leg (and yet is mostly minced up bollock, lip and arse) to hugely specialist, need a mortgage and vet's permission food on account of internal failures various.  And then she throws it up  evil:

Our cats are strange only like dry food.... rubschin:  bought them some fancy "wet" food and they turned their noses up..... noooo:
CWMBO would happily eat only dried food but sadly it would probably kill her as with her messed up guts she starts bleeding unless it's strictly rationed and only the special (=expensive) type.

AFAIK though for most cats dried food is fine and good for their teeth just as long as they have plenty of collapso water to drink.  And it don't stink the place out.

Iams stuff.. rubschin:
Similar. Looking at the ingredients they just seem to be a lot of rice mixed the usual recovered meat and fish meal stuff.  Tempting to just mix Uncle Bens finest with Whiskas for 1/3 the price.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2013, 08:42:51 PM
Get cat food!!
Have to do that soon

But CWMBO has gone from normal cat food that just costs an arm and a leg (and yet is mostly minced up bollock, lip and arse) to hugely specialist, need a mortgage and vet's permission food on account of internal failures various.  And then she throws it up  evil:

Our cats are strange only like dry food.... rubschin:  bought them some fancy "wet" food and they turned their noses up..... noooo:
CWMBO would happily eat only dried food but sadly it would probably kill her as with her messed up guts she starts bleeding unless it's strictly rationed and only the special (=expensive) type.

AFAIK though for most cats dried food is fine and good for their teeth just as long as they have plenty of collapso water to drink.  And it don't stink the place out.

Iams stuff.. rubschin:
Similar. Looking at the ingredients they just seem to be a lot of rice mixed the usual recovered meat and fish meal stuff.  Tempting to just mix Uncle Bens finest with Whiskas for 1/3 the price.

I used to feed strays ........shit load of rice, tin of mackeral......mix it up ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2013, 08:44:40 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2013, 02:11:11 PM
 tunble:  has BM gubbed it again........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2013, 02:56:08 PM
tunble:  has BM gubbed it again........ rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 15, 2013, 04:12:18 PM
Back ... been for a bath and to sort the wig out for tonight  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2013, 04:16:46 PM
Tried University Boulevard.  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Tried Derby Road  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 15, 2013, 04:23:25 PM
Tried University Boulevard.  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Tried Derby Road  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

It is a nightmare  Banghead Banghead   glad I don't need to go again for a while ....   

Plus the 453 and it is all for so long ... cussing: cussing:

Are they taking the roundabout out on University Boulevard  confused:  They seemed to be yesterday  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2013, 04:34:14 PM
Down to one lane  cussing: cussing:  ANd why are they spraying water everywhere?  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 15, 2013, 04:43:47 PM
Down to one lane  cussing: cussing:  ANd why are they spraying water everywhere?  cussing: cussing: cussing:

God knows why the water they have been doing it all week  Shrugs:  JOM may be able to enlighten us  eeek:

The one lane has the traffic backed up all day  Banghead Banghead Banghead   I have been glad to be finishing at 10:00 at least I had one free journey... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2013, 04:50:16 PM
And the A453 is a car park  evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 15, 2013, 04:55:02 PM
And the A453 is a car park  evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I know whose friggin idea was it to do it all at the same time  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Twats ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 15, 2013, 04:56:03 PM
And the A453 is a car park  evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I went along The Tombs Of The King's Road this morning to get a drink in the sunshine, some bastard decided to walk across the zebra crossing hence slowing me down for my beer.  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2013, 04:59:18 PM
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 15, 2013, 05:11:26 PM
Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:


 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  He has no idea what we have to deal with ...

I have to go in a min to pick up  friend from Sandiacre and a text has just wanged in to say there has been an accident at the roundabout at J25 fvcking great just what I need  cussing: cussing: cussing: censored:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2013, 05:13:29 PM
And the A453 is a car park  evil: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I know whose friggin idea was it to do it all at the same time  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Twats ...

WHO?? I DEMAND TO KNOW!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 15, 2013, 05:14:23 PM
Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:


 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  He has no idea what we have to deal with ...

I have to go in a min to pick up  friend from Sandiacre and a text has just wanged in to say there has been an accident at the roundabout at J25 fvcking great just what I need  cussing: cussing: cussing: censored:

The inconsiderate bastard walked slowly across the road.  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 15, 2013, 05:19:13 PM
Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:


 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  He has no idea what we have to deal with ...

I have to go in a min to pick up  friend from Sandiacre and a text has just wanged in to say there has been an accident at the roundabout at J25 fvcking great just what I need  cussing: cussing: cussing: censored:

The inconsiderate bastard walked slowly across the road.  cussing: cussing: cussing:

How dare he ... cussing:   My heart bleeds for you  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2013, 10:03:26 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 16, 2013, 10:08:01 PM
I'm here  Thumbs:  keep wandering off tho  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 16, 2013, 11:18:47 PM
I'm here  Thumbs:  keep wandering off tho  ::)


 knitting:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2013, 11:20:40 PM
I am back, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 12:07:09 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2013, 12:58:51 AM
I am back from taking all my closest friends and rellies out for a stonking meal at the Globe and Rainbow for my aforementioned birfday.

I am now quite possibly bankrupt but so what it was fun
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 17, 2013, 01:13:24 AM
I am back from taking all my closest friends and rellies out for a stonking meal at the Globe and Rainbow for my aforementioned birfday.

I am now quite possibly bankrupt but so what it was fun

Did they go jogging first......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 01:14:19 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 08:26:59 AM
I was at a different birthday meal with my lovely youngest daughter for her 30th. Grandkid No. 4 was dutily cuddled and spoiled  too  cloud9:  cloud9:  cloud9: Brought down the stress levels a treat  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 11:17:40 AM
I was at a different birthday meal with my lovely youngest daughter for her 30th. Grandkid No. 4 was dutily cuddled and spoiled  too  cloud9:  cloud9:  cloud9: Brought down the stress levels a treat  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

In what way different  JOM      rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 11:25:30 AM
Not Steve's  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 11:29:46 AM
Not Steve's  ::)

No his daughter's   noooo:   Did you read  the post  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 12:56:49 PM
What Nick said, but without the rolling eyes

It was different in that it was a birthday meal with my daughter, not with Steve's family  :thumbsup:

Now, can you pick up yer respective eyes and put them tidily back where they belong

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Frtn71h80t%2Froll_eyes.jpg&hash=55ce833abc806034dae0b959fd4c0874c8969d21) (http://postimg.org/image/rtn71h80t/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 17, 2013, 01:07:41 PM
 lol: lol:

I'm here!  greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 17, 2013, 01:23:55 PM
lol: lol:

I'm here!  greet2:


glad I popped in to say hi, everyone seems to have fucked off .  noooo:

At least I know where I stand now.


bastards.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Landlady on November 17, 2013, 01:27:11 PM
lol: lol:

I'm here!  greet2:


glad I popped in to say hi, everyone seems to have fucked off .  noooo:

At least I know where I stand now.


bastards.


I'm here too Miss.T  Party001:

Have BM still tucked up bed feeling manly poorly  ::) Actually must be a bit rough because he didn't want to go out last night  eeek:

Was out in the garden, proverbial hacking and slashing again, but have just got rained off  censored: I ask you what do we pay our taxes here for................ ;)
 

How's the hotdogs going along.............
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 17, 2013, 01:41:07 PM
lol: lol:

I'm here!  greet2:


glad I popped in to say hi, everyone seems to have fucked off .  noooo:

At least I know where I stand now.


bastards.


I'm here too Miss.T  Party001:

Have BM still tucked up bed feeling manly poorly  ::) Actually must be a bit rough because he didn't want to go out last night  eeek:

Was out in the garden, proverbial hacking and slashing again, but have just got rained off  censored: I ask you what do we pay our taxes here for................ ;)
 

How's the hotdogs going along.............


yey! company!

poor BM, I'm sure you are taking good care of him.

hot dogs on hold at the moment. we have a few sites to check for licenses first.

the sky is looking a bit black in the distance so I think your rain is heading our way. It gets me out of doing the laundry though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Landlady on November 17, 2013, 01:45:06 PM
lol: lol:

I'm here!  greet2:


glad I popped in to say hi, everyone seems to have fucked off .  noooo:

At least I know where I stand now.


bastards.


I'm here too Miss.T  Party001:

Have BM still tucked up bed feeling manly poorly  ::) Actually must be a bit rough because he didn't want to go out last night  eeek:

Was out in the garden, proverbial hacking and slashing again, but have just got rained off  censored: I ask you what do we pay our taxes here for................ ;)
 

How's the hotdogs going along.............


yey! company!

poor BM, I'm sure you are taking good care of him.

hot dogs on hold at the moment. we have a few sites to check for licenses first.

the sky is looking a bit black in the distance so I think your rain is heading our way. It gets me out of doing the laundry though  :thumbsup:


Will pass on your love and best wishes on my next trip up the stairs to the isolation ward  NickSick I'm sure that will cheer him up..............

Didn't help when he broke his 'tablet' yesterday (clumsy bugger) but, of course, have said he can get a new one  eeek:

Fingers crossed for the HD venture..................wish you both success  ;D

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 01:47:48 PM
What is wrong with the Gubmeister? I have posted a helpful link in the Medical Centre  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Landlady on November 17, 2013, 01:48:34 PM
What is wrong with the Gubmeister? I have posted a helpful link in the Medical Centre  whistle:


Will go look now  ::) Thanks I think  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2013, 11:44:12 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2013, 11:47:05 AM
I am bizzy  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2013, 11:48:01 AM
I was busy getting out of fixing things
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2013, 12:20:15 PM
It was like the Marie Celeste when I looked in.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2013, 12:29:32 PM
It was like the Marie Celeste when I looked in.
An empty V-Pub in the morning.  A mystery that will defy reason for decades?

Bit like when it's full
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2013, 01:03:55 PM
I have to go out for a bit, sorry  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2013, 01:09:26 PM
I have to go out for a bit, sorry  redface:

bailiffs have arrived you say
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2013, 01:14:09 PM
I have to go out for a bit
eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2013, 02:46:02 PM
Sleeping....... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2013, 03:07:59 PM
I am back like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 07:38:35 PM
Where have they all gone  knitting:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2013, 07:47:29 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 21, 2013, 07:51:52 PM
I'm here aussi  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2013, 07:56:30 PM
I started early, finished early, then washed the car, cos "our aim is safe roads" so we have to be "ambassadors" of safe driving  ::) (It was bloody filthy though)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 07:57:48 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:
I'm here aussi  :thumbsup:

I started early, finished early, then washed the car, cos "our aim is safe roads" so we have to be "ambassadors" of safe driving  ::) (It was bloody filthy though)

Thumbs: The rest of the VP family have left us ....

We might as well raid the bar Apey is in charge and he has gone.....   Sinister:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2013, 07:58:29 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2013, 07:59:14 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:
I'm here aussi  :thumbsup:

I started early, finished early, then washed the car, cos "our aim is safe roads" so we have to be "ambassadors" of safe driving  ::) (It was bloody filthy though)

Thumbs: The rest of the VP family have left us ....

We might as well raid the bar Apey is in charge and he has gone.....   Sinister:

Put it on Apey's tab.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 07:59:35 PM
surrender:

Are you joining us in the raid  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 08:00:03 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:
I'm here aussi  :thumbsup:

I started early, finished early, then washed the car, cos "our aim is safe roads" so we have to be "ambassadors" of safe driving  ::) (It was bloody filthy though)

Thumbs: The rest of the VP family have left us ....

We might as well raid the bar Apey is in charge and he has gone.....   Sinister:

Put it on Apey's tab.  Thumbs:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 21, 2013, 08:17:17 PM
I didn't think any of us had a tab. It's not quite in BM's nature  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 08:19:11 PM
I didn't think any of us had a tab. It's not quite in BM's nature  noooo:

No LL put Apey in charge so he will pay  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 21, 2013, 08:29:16 PM
Great! mine's half a mild with a whisky chaser then.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 08:30:50 PM
Great! mine's half a mild with a whisky chaser then.

Coming up uncle  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2013, 08:43:16 PM
I'll have half of mild too, but I'll have to drink through Uncle's half to get to mine  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2013, 08:44:15 PM
Any Peroni Red to be found?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 21, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
I'm back.... a VAT for me please, oh go on then, save on time, might as well make it a double. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 08:47:17 PM
Great! mine's half a mild with a whisky chaser then.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fyz8npnep9%2Fmild.jpg&hash=4f5dded65ab2313c13cdf9f25549213533b0e014) (http://postimg.org/image/yz8npnep9/)


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fij0r013mb%2Fwhi.jpg&hash=ec2ebaef09524e57ff8f3c5d382aefaad15c4ae1) (http://postimg.org/image/ij0r013mb/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 08:48:27 PM
I'll have half of mild too, but I'll have to drink through Uncle's half to get to mine  :thumbsup:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 08:53:04 PM
Any Peroni Red to be found?

Sorry Steve no red ....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fd9ipbz8od%2Fper.jpg&hash=bd286bc72f822e70328036d86ead5a7d726c1ad8) (http://postimg.org/image/d9ipbz8od/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 08:54:21 PM
I'm back.... a VAT for me please, oh go on then, save on time, might as well make it a double.

Double Tipsy on Apey  :thumbsup:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fe42wm1u1f%2Fimages_CA13_ERQ7.jpg&hash=b8209802c06e3ecadce48a5e1dfca1999b979ff9) (http://postimg.org/image/e42wm1u1f/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 08:57:48 PM
Baldy pint  :thumbsup: .... 


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fp9003c6av%2FCarls.jpg&hash=067bb5f82950252a0b55fc68495c31897c1bfe2d) (http://postimg.org/image/p9003c6av/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 08:59:46 PM
One for me too ...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2F966ia180n%2Fcreamy_kisses.jpg&hash=07798a9308187efe875b89a0cf26d01bbf50e40a) (http://postimg.org/image/966ia180n/)



Anyone else Apeys round  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 21, 2013, 09:18:16 PM
That was interesting Boogs but now I'll move on to one or two of these. 


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fp9t2smvrn%2Fvodka.jpg&hash=54a0761e7b76c207f502fefbc435def08e6e099e) (http://postimg.org/image/p9t2smvrn/)



Think I had better set them up for you lot again too.  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 09:26:36 PM
That was interesting Boogs but now I'll move on to one or two of these. 


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fp9t2smvrn%2Fvodka.jpg&hash=54a0761e7b76c207f502fefbc435def08e6e099e) (http://postimg.org/image/p9t2smvrn/)



Think I had better set them up for you lot again too.  ;D

Sounds good to me Tipsy  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2013, 09:27:42 PM
Any Peroni Red to be found?

Sorry Steve no red ....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fd9ipbz8od%2Fper.jpg&hash=bd286bc72f822e70328036d86ead5a7d726c1ad8) (http://postimg.org/image/d9ipbz8od/)
eeek:  that looks a little dodgy

Look what I just found

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi00.i.aliimg.com%2Fphoto%2Fv0%2F132318274%2FPeroni_Red_Label_Beer.jpg_250x250.jpg&hash=bca3c205529f052f3ff24b910feb46e87e9e425c)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.highgatecellars.com.au%2Fpersistent%2Fcatalogue_images%2Fproducts%2Fperoni%2520red%2520slab.jpg&hash=b7328b05250a665802cadab34323220d29c06a16)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 09:31:40 PM
Any Peroni Red to be found?

Sorry Steve no red ....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fd9ipbz8od%2Fper.jpg&hash=bd286bc72f822e70328036d86ead5a7d726c1ad8) (http://postimg.org/image/d9ipbz8od/)
eeek:  that looks a little dodgy

Look what I just found

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi00.i.aliimg.com%2Fphoto%2Fv0%2F132318274%2FPeroni_Red_Label_Beer.jpg_250x250.jpg&hash=bca3c205529f052f3ff24b910feb46e87e9e425c)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.highgatecellars.com.au%2Fpersistent%2Fcatalogue_images%2Fproducts%2Fperoni%2520red%2520slab.jpg&hash=b7328b05250a665802cadab34323220d29c06a16)

Have you been routing in the cellar  rubschin:

I've never even heard of it ... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2013, 11:07:59 PM
Any Peroni Red to be found?

Sorry Steve no red ....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fd9ipbz8od%2Fper.jpg&hash=bd286bc72f822e70328036d86ead5a7d726c1ad8) (http://postimg.org/image/d9ipbz8od/)
eeek:  that looks a little dodgy

Look what I just found

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi00.i.aliimg.com%2Fphoto%2Fv0%2F132318274%2FPeroni_Red_Label_Beer.jpg_250x250.jpg&hash=bca3c205529f052f3ff24b910feb46e87e9e425c)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.highgatecellars.com.au%2Fpersistent%2Fcatalogue_images%2Fproducts%2Fperoni%2520red%2520slab.jpg&hash=b7328b05250a665802cadab34323220d29c06a16)

Have you been routing in the cellar  rubschin:

I've never even heard of it ... redface:
Cellar dweller me?   Oh noes

Peroni Red is (when you can find it) cheaper than that Azzurro Nastro and Gran Riserva stuff - and slightly more flavour

I usually get a case from Santa each year - well as long as I've been vaguely good that is
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 11:11:08 PM
Any Peroni Red to be found?

Sorry Steve no red ....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fd9ipbz8od%2Fper.jpg&hash=bd286bc72f822e70328036d86ead5a7d726c1ad8) (http://postimg.org/image/d9ipbz8od/)
eeek:  that looks a little dodgy

Look what I just found

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi00.i.aliimg.com%2Fphoto%2Fv0%2F132318274%2FPeroni_Red_Label_Beer.jpg_250x250.jpg&hash=bca3c205529f052f3ff24b910feb46e87e9e425c)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.highgatecellars.com.au%2Fpersistent%2Fcatalogue_images%2Fproducts%2Fperoni%2520red%2520slab.jpg&hash=b7328b05250a665802cadab34323220d29c06a16)

Have you been routing in the cellar  rubschin:

I've never even heard of it ... redface:
Cellar dweller me?   Oh noes

Peroni Red is (when you can find it) cheaper than that Azzurro Nastro and Gran Riserva stuff - and slightly more flavour

I usually get a case from Santa each year - well as long as I've been vaguely good that is

Have you been a good boy this year  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 21, 2013, 11:41:52 PM
Well I've managed to have a lot of alibis - does that count?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 11:50:42 PM
Well I've managed to have a lot of alibis - does that count?

Oh noes  noooo:     Santa sees all  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2013, 08:11:18 PM
Is everybody playing with their new tablet....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2013, 08:19:32 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.

Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2013, 08:27:53 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.

Oh...  redface:

You are still up.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2013, 08:39:42 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.

Oh...  redface:

You are still up.  Thumbs:

 angel1

Where is Booger...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2013, 08:40:46 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.

Oh...  redface:

You are still up.  Thumbs:

 angel1

Where is Booger...?  rubschin:

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 22, 2013, 09:29:46 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.

I was listening while ironing in the other room.  1 basket down only 2 to go.   redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2013, 09:32:57 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.

I was listening while ironing in the other room.  1 basket down only 2 to go.   redface:

Thass basketball, not rugby.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2013, 09:33:10 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.

I was listening while ironing in the other room.  1 basket down only 2 to go.   redface:

You did not miss much.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2013, 09:41:05 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.

Oh...  redface:

You are still up.  Thumbs:

In bed with the tablet....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2013, 09:42:59 PM
Nope.  noooo:

Watching the rugby.

Oh...  redface:

You are still up.  Thumbs:

In bed with the tablet....... noooo:

That is a bit unfair to call her that.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2013, 09:49:13 PM
I am updating the tablet like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2013, 09:51:59 PM
I am updating the tablet like....  Thumbs:

You only got it today,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2013, 09:53:11 PM
I am updating the tablet like....  Thumbs:

You only got it today,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

I know.... I want to get it all set up proper like before i load all the porn applications on it....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2013, 08:56:19 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2013, 09:00:32 PM
tunble:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 24, 2013, 09:04:12 PM
I  am here having connection problems  angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 24, 2013, 09:07:42 PM
I  am here having connection problems  angry041:

See the evening thread......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 24, 2013, 09:20:36 PM
 redface:  I know ....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 28, 2013, 03:47:46 PM
 evil: second time I've come on the pub and everybody has buggered off. I am now taking it personally.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2013, 03:48:40 PM
I am here like  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2013, 03:50:48 PM
I am werking on my Russian like.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 28, 2013, 03:52:58 PM
Hello my gorgeous boys!  wave:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2013, 03:56:42 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2013, 03:58:14 PM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on November 28, 2013, 03:59:30 PM
Good to see you. It's been a while. Sorry I've not been here much lately. Big hugs!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2013, 03:59:52 PM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2013, 05:11:51 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2013, 05:13:02 PM
Woke up from my nap....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2013, 05:27:49 PM
Woke up from my nap....... Thumbs:

Lazy Bastard.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 29, 2013, 05:34:00 PM
I've just got  back in  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2013, 05:55:16 PM
Woke up from my nap....... Thumbs:

Lazy Bastard.  noooo:

I was up early....... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2013, 07:05:31 PM
Been alone here for ages...... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2013, 07:44:07 PM
ah bless
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2013, 07:50:14 PM
ah bless

No-one for ages.......... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2013, 08:15:04 PM
ah bless

No-one for ages.......... evil:
try replying to 3 word story or word association.  I can't reply to my own replies can I.  Would be very bad form
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2013, 09:42:26 PM
I am back like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 30, 2013, 10:18:32 PM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2013, 10:19:37 PM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 30, 2013, 10:46:37 PM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:

No.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2013, 11:42:43 PM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:

No.  noooo:
Drink does help with building furniture though

Well it helps with the disappointment and frustrations when nut N will not fit on screw F

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2013, 11:44:52 PM
Potty mouth noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2013, 11:46:58 PM
Potty mouth noooo:
Moi?   angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on December 01, 2013, 12:11:22 AM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:

No.  noooo:
Drink does help with building furniture though

Well it helps with the disappointment and frustrations when nut N will not fit on screw F

 Shocked: Steve  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2013, 12:15:49 AM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:

No.  noooo:
Drink does help with building furniture though

Well it helps with the disappointment and frustrations when nut N will not fit on screw F

 Shocked: Steve  noooo:

What?   Shrugs:

Twas an innocent post about how MFI etc drives us to drink.  Your minds have been warped by dark forces - and MFI-esque torture
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on December 01, 2013, 12:02:24 PM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:

No.  noooo:
Drink does help with building furniture though

Well it helps with the disappointment and frustrations when nut N will not fit on screw F

 Shocked: Steve  noooo:

What?   Shrugs:

Twas an innocent post about how MFI etc drives us to drink.  Your minds have been warped by dark forces - and MFI-esque torture

Caught in a time warp are we?

Made For Idiots ceased to exist back in 2008! Certainly all the stores round here have gone . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2013, 12:20:09 PM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:

No.  noooo:
Drink does help with building furniture though

Well it helps with the disappointment and frustrations when nut N will not fit on screw F

 Shocked: Steve  noooo:

What?   Shrugs:

Twas an innocent post about how MFI etc drives us to drink.  Your minds have been warped by dark forces - and MFI-esque torture

Caught in a time warp are we?

Made For Idiots ceased to exist back in 2008! Certainly all the stores round here have gone . .

Ahhhh... I remember the happy days of MFI.... lost track of the number of kitchens and bedrooms and other stuff I've bought off them and assembled.....  cloud9:

...and then gone back to the store because half the bits were missing....  noooo:

...and because we didn't have electric screwdrivers (or even corded drill drivers!) back then you'd end up with a blister on the palm of your hand from all the screwing....  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2013, 12:30:25 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2013, 12:35:07 PM
. .Caught in a time warp are we?

Made For Idiots ceased to exist back in 2008! Certainly all the stores round here have gone . .
::)

MFI still exists,"MFI etc" and "MFI esque" much more so
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 01, 2013, 04:28:09 PM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:

No.  noooo:
Drink does help with building furniture though

Well it helps with the disappointment and frustrations when nut N will not fit on screw F

 Shocked: Steve  noooo:

What?   Shrugs:

Twas an innocent post about how MFI etc drives us to drink.  Your minds have been warped by dark forces - and MFI-esque torture

Caught in a time warp are we?

Made For Idiots ceased to exist back in 2008! Certainly all the stores round here have gone . .

Ahhhh... I remember the happy days of MFI.... lost track of the number of kitchens and bedrooms and other stuff I've bought off them and assembled.....  cloud9:

...and then gone back to the store because half the bits were missing....  noooo:

...and because we didn't have electric screwdrivers (or even corded drill drivers!) back then you'd end up with a blister on the palm of your hand from all the screwing....  cussing:

Doing it alone were you?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2013, 04:42:14 PM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:

No.  noooo:
Drink does help with building furniture though

Well it helps with the disappointment and frustrations when nut N will not fit on screw F

 Shocked: Steve  noooo:

What?   Shrugs:

Twas an innocent post about how MFI etc drives us to drink.  Your minds have been warped by dark forces - and MFI-esque torture

Caught in a time warp are we?

Made For Idiots ceased to exist back in 2008! Certainly all the stores round here have gone . .

Ahhhh... I remember the happy days of MFI.... lost track of the number of kitchens and bedrooms and other stuff I've bought off them and assembled.....  cloud9:

...and then gone back to the store because half the bits were missing....  noooo:

...and because we didn't have electric screwdrivers (or even corded drill drivers!) back then you'd end up with a blister on the palm of your hand from all the screwing....  cussing:

Doing it alone were you?  rubschin:

All by myself....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 01, 2013, 04:49:09 PM
I have been building furniture .... Banghead

In a bar........ rubschin:

 redface:

No.  noooo:
Drink does help with building furniture though

Well it helps with the disappointment and frustrations when nut N will not fit on screw F

 Shocked: Steve  noooo:

What?   Shrugs:

Twas an innocent post about how MFI etc drives us to drink.  Your minds have been warped by dark forces - and MFI-esque torture

Caught in a time warp are we?

Made For Idiots ceased to exist back in 2008! Certainly all the stores round here have gone . .

Ahhhh... I remember the happy days of MFI.... lost track of the number of kitchens and bedrooms and other stuff I've bought off them and assembled.....  cloud9:

...and then gone back to the store because half the bits were missing....  noooo:

...and because we didn't have electric screwdrivers (or even corded drill drivers!) back then you'd end up with a blister on the palm of your hand from all the screwing....  cussing:

Doing it alone were you?  rubschin:

All by myself....  whistle:

Hence the blister on the palm of your hand.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 01, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
 tunble:    sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 03, 2013, 02:42:04 AM
I'm back with nobody to talk to  evil:  damn you! where are the insomniacs when I need them?

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2013, 07:03:02 PM
Nick is lonely  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2013, 07:06:21 PM
I just woke up......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2013, 07:10:10 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2013, 07:16:13 PM
Spank2:

Wot....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2013, 07:32:25 PM
Spank2:

Wot....

Apey just woke up.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2013, 02:16:52 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2013, 02:29:38 PM
I was walking the dog (NAE).... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2013, 04:25:04 PM
I'm back like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2013, 04:41:13 PM
I'm back like.  Thumbs:

Yay! Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2013, 06:46:27 PM
I'm back like.  Thumbs:

Yay! Party001:

Only smuggers.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2013, 06:51:59 PM
I'm back like.  Thumbs:

Yay! Party001:

Only smuggers.......... rubschin:

no Ozzies....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2013, 06:57:13 PM
I'm back like.  Thumbs:

Yay! Party001:

Only smuggers.......... rubschin:

no Ozzies....  noooo:

or pakis......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2013, 07:03:49 PM
I'm back like.  Thumbs:

Yay! Party001:

Only smuggers.......... rubschin:

no Ozzies....  noooo:

or pakis......... noooo:

Party001:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2013, 07:09:52 PM
I am back from Brum like  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2013, 07:15:53 PM
I am back from Brum like  noooo:

Was it like being transported....? happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 10, 2013, 07:22:35 PM
I am back from Brum like  noooo:

Thank goodness.   angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2013, 07:26:05 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 13, 2013, 02:39:36 AM
anyone out there? lonely and fuckin freezing.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 13, 2013, 03:25:54 AM
ok, still awake and cold.  noooo: .....anyone?.....no?........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2013, 04:14:20 AM
I'm here Misty  happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 13, 2013, 04:24:06 PM
I'm here Misty  happy100

 cloud9: I must have just missed you.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2013, 04:41:05 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2013, 03:06:06 PM
Quiet this avro..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2013, 03:15:49 PM
Cooking  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2013, 03:16:32 PM
Cooking  angel1

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2013, 03:22:47 PM
Cut my finger  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2013, 04:01:17 PM
Cut my finger  sad24:

 happy100

I  have just seen Santa in our street ... nothing in his sack for me  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
Mt Thread  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2013, 04:08:06 PM
 angel1  I have to wait till Christmas eve he said  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2013, 06:18:39 PM
Been for a beer with Baldy........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on December 15, 2013, 06:24:56 PM
Been for a beer with Baldy........ Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
Mt Thread  noooo:

How high is it?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2013, 06:58:18 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2013, 07:02:42 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2013, 08:45:23 PM
Mt Thread  noooo:

How high is it?  rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:

I snoozed, I losed. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 15, 2013, 08:54:25 PM
Ive been busy since 0430 hrs... like.   ::)

Any how ironing is all done, Christmas Tree is here....  just need to remember where I put the lights.   ::)   evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 15, 2013, 09:03:26 PM
Ive been busy since 0430 hrs... like.   ::)

Any how ironing is all done, Christmas Tree is here....  just need to remember where I put the lights.   ::)   evil:

I put my lights on the tree.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2013, 10:31:44 PM
Ive been busy since 0430 hrs... like.   ::)

Any how ironing is all done, Christmas Tree is here....  just need to remember where I put the lights.   ::)   evil:

I put my lights on the tree.  Thumbs:

 cloud9:

That's my girl.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 15, 2013, 10:35:55 PM
Ive been busy since 0430 hrs... like.   ::)

Any how ironing is all done, Christmas Tree is here....  just need to remember where I put the lights.   ::)   evil:

I put my lights on the tree.  Thumbs:

 cloud9:

That's my girl.  :thumbsup:

 lol: I'm here all night.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 15, 2013, 11:48:37 PM
Another quiet night.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 16, 2013, 01:10:30 AM
Just back from work. Shitty weather - pissing it down and blowing a gale.  cussing:

Time for a Carlsberg or two.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2013, 06:35:07 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2013, 06:36:56 PM
tunble:

I think everyone is bored with the booze-a-thon,,,,,,,,,,, redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 18, 2013, 07:33:39 PM
tunble:

I think everyone is bored with the booze-a-thon,,,,,,,,,,, redface:


Lightweights.   noooo:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on December 18, 2013, 11:29:36 PM
I was at werk and have limited intermong till next week  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2013, 02:15:43 PM
 tunble:      rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2013, 02:19:23 PM
I was walking the dog like.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2013, 02:34:12 PM
I was walking the dog like.....

Limping like........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2013, 02:35:09 PM
I was walking the dog like.....

Limping like........ rubschin:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2013, 02:46:11 PM
I've been busy wiping various baby orifices clean for the last 15 months  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2013, 02:52:26 PM
I've been busy wiping various baby orifices clean for the last 15 months  surrender:

 Thumbs:  excused.........








(and no Ian Watkins jokes  Thumbs: )
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2013, 03:05:57 PM
I've been busy wiping various baby orifices clean for the last 15 months  surrender:

Eeewwww!  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2013, 03:06:42 PM
 tunble:  everyone chrimbo shopping......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2013, 03:14:43 PM
Done me cards like  redface:

Now tidying
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2013, 03:15:29 PM
Done me cards like  redface:

Now tidying

Cards!  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2013, 03:19:15 PM
Done me cards like  redface:

Now tidying

Cards!  eeek:

You got a card......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2013, 03:25:38 PM
Done me cards like  redface:

Now tidying

Cards!  eeek:

You got a card......... Thumbs:

Wet.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2013, 03:28:31 PM
Done me cards like  redface:

Now tidying

Cards!  eeek:

You got a card......... Thumbs:

Wet.... ::)

They were on offer........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2013, 03:35:21 PM
Have to get organised. Tipsy is popping in later. For a bite and some bangers like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2013, 03:36:00 PM
Have to get organised. Tipsy is popping in later. For a bite and some bangers like  :thumbsup:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2013, 03:38:09 PM
Christmas has come early  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
Christmas has come early  :thumbsup:

Make sure you don't....  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2013, 03:44:31 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 20, 2013, 04:13:51 PM
Mr Thread........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2013, 01:08:31 PM
This is happening a lot .......... tunble:       rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2013, 01:23:18 PM
This is happening a lot .......... tunble:       rubschin:

Xmas....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
This is happening a lot .......... tunble:       rubschin:

Xmas....  noooo:

Humbug........ evil:   
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2013, 01:26:17 PM
This is happening a lot .......... tunble:       rubschin:

Xmas....  noooo:

Humbug........ evil:

Zackly....

I've got to go out in a minute too....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2013, 01:27:57 PM
This is happening a lot .......... tunble:       rubschin:

Xmas....  noooo:

Humbug........ evil:

Zackly....

I've got to go out in a minute too....

Me too.........more beer........ surrender:  then out tonight free beer....... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 21, 2013, 05:13:39 PM
Have to get organised. Tipsy is popping in later. For a bite and some bangers like  :thumbsup:

I was busy...  evil:  And no where near Nick.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 05:26:37 PM
I have been to the butchers, unbeknown to me getting freebie fillet steaks. I was getting a few bits and the woman behind was getting served by butcher No. 2. On getting back, it seems I have her two fillet steaks too.  :thumbsup:  Pity, she'd have loved 'em  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Landlady on December 21, 2013, 08:27:40 PM
I have been to the butchers, unbeknown to me getting freebie fillet steaks. I was getting a few bits and the woman behind was getting served beivey butcher No. 2. On getting back, it seems I have her two fillet steaks too.  :thumbsup:  Pity, she'd have loved 'em  cloud9:

They say

It is better to give, than to receive

but in this case, it's whey hey result!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2013, 08:35:19 PM
I have been to the butchers, unbeknown to me getting freebie fillet steaks. I was getting a few bits and the woman behind was getting served by butcher No. 2. On getting back, it seems I have her two fillet steaks too.  :thumbsup:  Pity, she'd have loved 'em  cloud9:

I take it we are talking euphemism #36658, #45, #56593 and #126495723?

Master! worthy:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 08:43:37 PM
 happy001  Fillet luv  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 12:55:44 AM
I have been to the butchers, unbeknown to me getting freebie fillet steaks. I was getting a few bits and the woman behind was getting served by butcher No. 2. On getting back, it seems I have her two fillet steaks too.  :thumbsup:  Pity, she'd have loved 'em  cloud9:

I take it we are talking euphemism #36658, #45, #56593 and #126495723?

Master! worthy:

bacon slicer joke........... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 22, 2013, 06:19:13 AM
I have been to the butchers, unbeknown to me getting freebie fillet steaks. I was getting a few bits and the woman behind was getting served by butcher No. 2. On getting back, it seems I have her two fillet steaks too.  :thumbsup:  Pity, she'd have loved 'em  cloud9:

I take it we are talking euphemism #36658, #45, #56593 and #126495723?

Master! worthy:

bacon slicer joke........... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2013, 03:15:17 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 23, 2013, 03:41:45 PM
tunble:

Werkin.  In extremely shitty weather >:(
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 23, 2013, 03:42:50 PM
tunble:

Some of us have other, less interesting, things to do.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2013, 03:45:46 PM
interweb keeps going on with a series of sub second power cuts  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 23, 2013, 03:50:35 PM
interweb keeps going on with a series of sub second power cuts  Banghead
At least it isn't going off.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2013, 03:53:00 PM
interweb keeps going on with a series of sub second power cuts  Banghead
At least it isn't going off.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2013, 04:01:49 PM
interweb keeps going on with a series of sub second power cuts  Banghead
At least it isn't going off.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Ah yes bit of a typo that  redface:

Of course I could ask how could it keep going on without also keep going off
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2013, 09:17:58 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2013, 10:35:28 PM
I'm back.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2013, 11:20:21 PM
 surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on December 26, 2013, 11:22:07 PM
I've been werking   evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2013, 01:40:33 PM
might have to go to a real pub......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2014, 09:33:39 PM
 tunble:       rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2014, 09:39:20 PM
watching Sherlock
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2014, 09:45:17 PM
watching Sherlock

You needed sheer-luck........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2014, 09:54:38 PM
watching Sherlock

You needed sheer-luck........ whistle:
evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2014, 09:56:07 PM
watching Sherlock

You needed sheer-luck........ whistle:
evil:

C'mon that was a good one ...... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2014, 09:57:20 PM
watching Sherlock

You needed sheer-luck........ whistle:
evil:

C'mon that was a good one ...... evil:
Yes it was but does a stabbed man applaud the stabberer
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 05, 2014, 09:59:05 PM
watching Sherlock

You needed sheer-luck........ whistle:
evil:

C'mon that was a good one ...... evil:
Yes it was but does a stabbed man applaud the stabberer


Only Graham Norton....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 05, 2014, 10:03:04 PM
watching Sherlock

You needed sheer-luck........ whistle:
evil:

C'mon that was a good one ...... evil:
Yes it was but does a stabbed man applaud the stabberer


Only Graham Norton....... rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:

there are are other types of stabbing, have you never played Cluedo?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2014, 08:48:51 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2014, 09:31:09 PM
tunble:

I have been in the lands of 6 pin bowling and then elderly relatives.  I am now totally knackered and any last gramme of goodwill to mankind has been wrung out of me
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2014, 10:24:13 PM
tunble:

I have been in the lands of 6 pin bowling and then elderly relatives.  I am now totally knackered and any last gramme of goodwill to mankind has been wrung out of me

 happy100 

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2014, 10:25:20 PM
tunble:

I have been in the lands of 6 pin bowling and then elderly relatives.  I am now totally knackered and any last gramme of goodwill to mankind has been wrung out of me

 happy100

Did you win the bowling ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on January 08, 2014, 10:31:47 PM
tunble:

I have been in the lands of 6 pin bowling and then elderly relatives.  I am now totally knackered and any last gramme of goodwill to mankind has been wrung out of me

 happy100

Did you win the bowling ......... rubschin:

Wot Tipsy said Steve  .....

 Prolly not Apey he would have said if he had  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2014, 11:33:45 PM
Cheers Tipsy and Boogs

tunble:

I have been in the lands of 6 pin bowling and then elderly relatives.  I am now totally knackered and any last gramme of goodwill to mankind has been wrung out of me

 happy100

Did you win the bowling ......... rubschin:
No  cry:

First session for 3 weeks.  5 of us, 3 games and I came 2nd, 3rd and 3rd (2nd in total score on the day) and was even beaten by Mrs K in game 2  redface:   And having promised myself (and Mick the expert) I'd bowl proper like (instead of my renowned Barney Rubble style in 2013) I now have pains in muscles all over that are screaming "bring back Rubble". 

And then over 3 hours with a relative that is sadly losing the plot big time and in her heart knows it.  Her distress puts my issues into perspective more than a little.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2014, 11:46:22 PM
Cheers Tipsy and Boogs

tunble:

I have been in the lands of 6 pin bowling and then elderly relatives.  I am now totally knackered and any last gramme of goodwill to mankind has been wrung out of me

 happy100

Did you win the bowling ......... rubschin:
No  cry:

First session for 3 weeks.  5 of us, 3 games and I came 2nd, 3rd and 3rd (2nd in total score on the day) and was even beaten by Mrs K in game 2  redface:   And having promised myself (and Mick the expert) I'd bowl proper like (instead of my renowned Barney Rubble style in 2013) I now have pains in muscles all over that are screaming "bring back Rubble". 

And then over 3 hours with a relative that is sadly losing the plot big time and in her heart knows it.  Her distress puts my issues into perspective more than a little.

Sorry to hear that Steve.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2014, 09:24:37 AM
Cheers Tipsy and Boogs

tunble:

I have been in the lands of 6 pin bowling and then elderly relatives.  I am now totally knackered and any last gramme of goodwill to mankind has been wrung out of me

 happy100

Did you win the bowling ......... rubschin:
No  cry:

First session for 3 weeks.  5 of us, 3 games and I came 2nd, 3rd and 3rd (2nd in total score on the day) and was even beaten by Mrs K in game 2  redface:   And having promised myself (and Mick the expert) I'd bowl proper like (instead of my renowned Barney Rubble style in 2013) I now have pains in muscles all over that are screaming "bring back Rubble". 

And then over 3 hours with a relative that is sadly losing the plot big time and in her heart knows it.  Her distress puts my issues into perspective more than a little.
Have you tried over-arm?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2014, 10:57:14 AM
Cheers Tipsy and Boogs

tunble:

I have been in the lands of 6 pin bowling and then elderly relatives.  I am now totally knackered and any last gramme of goodwill to mankind has been wrung out of me

 happy100

Did you win the bowling ......... rubschin:
No  cry:

First session for 3 weeks.  5 of us, 3 games and I came 2nd, 3rd and 3rd (2nd in total score on the day) and was even beaten by Mrs K in game 2  redface:   And having promised myself (and Mick the expert) I'd bowl proper like (instead of my renowned Barney Rubble style in 2013) I now have pains in muscles all over that are screaming "bring back Rubble". 

And then over 3 hours with a relative that is sadly losing the plot big time and in her heart knows it.  Her distress puts my issues into perspective more than a little.
Have you tried over-arm?
lol:

 rubschin:  With the relative?

A 13lb bowling ball overarm?    rubschin:  noooo:   Nope you must have meant the relative
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2014, 02:33:50 PM
 tunble:  guess that Nick has forgotten his password....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 11, 2014, 03:20:04 PM
Guest   06:19:01 PM   Requesting a password reminder.


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2014, 10:49:58 PM
 tunble:  an early nite then......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on January 20, 2014, 11:46:21 PM
I'm here but for how long god only knows ... My  bloody tablet keeps freezing then kicks me out  just did it again when I tried to post... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 20, 2014, 11:48:05 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on January 20, 2014, 11:55:10 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:

How are you tonight my drinking buddy  Thumbs:

You been fishing today  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 20, 2014, 11:58:45 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:

How are you tonight my drinking buddy  Thumbs:

You been fishing today  Thumbs:

Fine thanks. Thumbs:   You?

Yep, went fishing.....lovely day.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on January 21, 2014, 12:15:23 AM
I'm here.  Thumbs:

How are you tonight my drinking buddy  Thumbs:

You been fishing today  Thumbs:
s
Fine thanks. Thumbs:   You?

Yep, went fishing.....lovely day.  Thumbs:

Yes good thanks Thumbs:      apart from this thing so frustrating  evil:

Oh and  just seen where  Mr Nick has been for dinner wouldn't you have thought that  as I am  only  local VP 'r  he would have invited me to his birthday bash  but  noooo:   sad24:   then again as I have been at werk I would have had to turn it down  or I could have skived off   rubschin:

Oh and spent twenty mins scraping the ice off the car when I left werk   angry041:

Otherwise life is good  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2014, 02:07:24 PM
I was being entertained by a young laydee  cloud9:  ANd we mainly talked about the Anglo-Saxons  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2014, 06:08:39 PM
I was being entertained by a young laydee  cloud9:  ANd we mainly talked about the Anglo-Saxons  rubschin:

Were you wearing your viking helmet ginge?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on January 21, 2014, 11:39:05 PM
I was being entertained by a young laydee  cloud9:  ANd we mainly talked about the Anglo-Saxons  rubschin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2014, 08:58:49 AM
I was being entertained by a young laydee  cloud9:  ANd we mainly talked about the Anglo-Saxons  rubschin:
I bet she thought it was Domesday.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Adventure on January 22, 2014, 09:00:51 AM
I was being entertained by a young laydee  cloud9:  ANd we mainly talked about the Anglo-Saxons  rubschin:
I bet she thought it was Domesday.
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2014, 09:01:10 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on January 22, 2014, 12:06:28 PM
evil:

 happy100

They don't know what I know ...R  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2014, 01:59:29 PM
Very quiet today,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2014, 02:00:04 PM
Very quiet today,,,,,,,, rubschin:

I was fixing me car like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2014, 02:02:15 PM
Very quiet today,,,,,,,, rubschin:

I was fixing me car like....  Thumbs:

All sorted........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2014, 02:03:01 PM
I am writing a narticle  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2014, 02:05:16 PM
I am writing a narticle  angel1
Saxons or Domesday?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2014, 02:06:17 PM
I am writing a narticle  angel1
Saxons or Domesday?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2014, 02:08:06 PM
 evil:

Databases ackchooly  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2014, 02:18:25 PM
evil:

Databases ackchooly  angel1

Bm could help......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2014, 02:20:10 PM
No, I am trying to make it less boring  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2014, 02:26:58 PM
Very quiet today,,,,,,,, rubschin:

I was fixing me car like....  Thumbs:

All sorted........ rubschin:

I think so....  Thumbs:

I glued the filler cap in.....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2014, 02:29:27 PM
Very quiet today,,,,,,,, rubschin:

I was fixing me car like....  Thumbs:

All sorted........ rubschin:

I think so....  Thumbs:

I glued the filler cap in.....  redface:

 noooo:  rookie .....hammer it in........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2014, 02:32:23 PM
Very quiet today,,,,,,,, rubschin:

I was fixing me car like....  Thumbs:

All sorted........ rubschin:

I think so....  Thumbs:

I glued the filler cap in.....  redface:

 noooo:  rookie .....hammer it in........

 ;D

How are your tyres?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2014, 02:37:16 PM
Very quiet today,,,,,,,, rubschin:

I was fixing me car like....  Thumbs:

All sorted........ rubschin:

I think so....  Thumbs:

I glued the filler cap in.....  redface:

 noooo:  rookie .....hammer it in........

 ;D

How are your tyres?

Will get it fixed (spare) tomorrow ..half day closing at my place and if he can fix it ,,he doesn't charge me coz I buy so many tyres....... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2014, 02:39:15 PM
evil:

Databases ackchooly  angel1

Sounds gripping.  Thumbs:

Do you often get commissions from magazines?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpeoplist.com%2Fupload%2FMagazine-Covers%2Fthumbs%2F10%2FNerd-Magazine-1308628192.53_big.jpg&hash=440a9eb0d2cb4a87c90fb38365cc1a23e7010bb9)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2014, 02:42:59 PM
I shall send you a copy for your edification  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2014, 02:48:37 PM
I shall send you a copy for your edification  angel1

Can you send me a copy for the toilet?  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2014, 09:57:28 PM
Guess everyone are celebrating Arsenal's win....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 24, 2014, 09:59:26 PM
Guess everyone are celebrating Arsenal's win....... rubschin:

Not me.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2014, 02:44:50 PM
 tunble:  everyone else got a hangover too......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2014, 03:56:50 PM
 greet1:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2014, 06:37:07 PM
tunble:  everyone else got a hangover too......... noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

You forgot to send out the invites.  Finger:

I hope your hangover feels like shite.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2014, 06:38:10 PM
tunble:  everyone else got a hangover too......... noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

You forgot to send out the invites.  Finger:

I hope your hangover feels like shite.  lol:

I posted them...... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2014, 06:40:06 PM
tunble:  everyone else got a hangover too......... noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

You forgot to send out the invites.  Finger:

I hope your hangover feels like shite.  lol:

I posted them...... whistle:

You didn't put fecking stamps on them tho did you - tight bastard!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2014, 06:41:16 PM
tunble:  everyone else got a hangover too......... noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

You forgot to send out the invites.  Finger:

I hope your hangover feels like shite.  lol:

I posted them...... whistle:

You didn't put fecking stamps on them tho did you - tight bastard!  cussing:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2014, 06:43:04 PM
tunble:  everyone else got a hangover too......... noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

You forgot to send out the invites.  Finger:

I hope your hangover feels like shite.  lol:

I posted them...... whistle:

You didn't put fecking stamps on them tho did you - tight bastard!  cussing:

 noooo: noooo:

Stamps........ rubschin:  don't the people who get it pay........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2014, 06:46:52 PM
tunble:  everyone else got a hangover too......... noooo:

Nope.  noooo:

You forgot to send out the invites.  Finger:

I hope your hangover feels like shite.  lol:

I posted them...... whistle:

You didn't put fecking stamps on them tho did you - tight bastard!  cussing:

 noooo: noooo:

Stamps........ rubschin:  don't the people who get it pay........ rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2014, 09:13:44 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2014, 09:52:29 PM
I'm here.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2014, 10:09:45 PM
Been watching a flm
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2014, 10:12:34 PM
Been out all day.  NickSick...not drinking until about 4pm though.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2014, 10:19:39 PM
Been out all day.  NickSick...not drinking until about 4pm though.  angel1

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2014, 10:25:21 PM
Been out all day.  NickSick...not drinking until about 4pm though.  angel1

 Shocked:

A couple of beers in Latchi at 11:00am I forgot about.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2014, 10:26:07 PM
Been out all day.  NickSick...not drinking until about 4pm though.  angel1

 Shocked:

A couple of beers in Latchi at 11:00am I forgot about.  redface:

Normal service has been resumed...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2014, 10:32:36 PM
Been out all day.  NickSick...not drinking until about 4pm though.  angel1

 Shocked:

A couple of beers in Latchi at 11:00am I forgot about.  redface:

Normal service has been resumed...... Thumbs:

Twas good drinking weather.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on February 08, 2014, 11:31:03 PM
I'm here now too  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2014, 11:32:02 PM
Interweb all betterer?

Please say you haven't been working again
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2014, 11:34:10 PM
I'm here now too  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on February 08, 2014, 11:40:07 PM
Interweb all betterer?

Please say you haven't been working again

Seems to be betterer for now   Thumbs: got the weekend off  cloud9:  out last night  cloud9: :thumbsup:   chilling today have popped in and out all day  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2014, 11:48:58 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 10, 2014, 01:32:33 PM
Quiet today. ..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2014, 01:35:13 PM
Quiet today. ..

Aren't you meeting BM today... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2014, 01:41:28 PM
Quiet today. ..
Been quietish all month.  We need an all new VP scandal story, doesn't actually have to be true.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2014, 01:46:40 PM
BM ins sock love shock discovery shock you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2014, 01:52:59 PM
BM ins sock love shock discovery shock you say?  rubschin:
lol:

but will that run and run? 





When washed with the whites that is

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 10, 2014, 01:55:47 PM
Quiet today. ..

Aren't you meeting BM today... rubschin:

Nothing has been planned.  I assume LL told him he wasn't allowed out :D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2014, 02:06:40 PM
Quiet today. ..

Aren't you meeting BM today... rubschin:

Nothing has been planned.  I assume LL told him he wasn't allowed out :D

Guess he didn't fill his sticker chart.... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2014, 03:17:57 PM
I didn't hear from anybody so I have been pouring Doom Bar down my throat at Virginia Waters.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2014, 03:19:28 PM
Too many jokes  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2014, 03:22:00 PM
Too many jokes  noooo:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2014, 02:29:15 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2014, 02:38:59 PM
I have been werking on Miss A's website like.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 02:44:29 PM
I'm at werk but I'm here  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 02:51:25 PM
Been conferring with Matilda.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2014, 02:56:34 PM
Been conferring with Matilda.
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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 03:15:59 PM
Been conferring with Matilda.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.au.all.biz%2Fimg%2Fau%2Fcatalog%2F11951.jpeg&hash=41998b7592e1071ce86f58d86d62817fdd5564b2)

 noooo: noooo: noooo: wrong thread  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2014, 03:17:05 PM
Been conferring with Matilda.
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 noooo: noooo: noooo: wrong thread  eeek:

Yeh I read that as interferring,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 17, 2014, 03:33:29 PM
I reckon he's been playing with his billabong  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2014, 05:30:07 PM
Been conferring with Matilda.
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 noooo: noooo: noooo: wrong thread  eeek:

Yeh I read that as interferring,,,,,,,, noooo:

 rubschin:

Maybe the first choice of image for 'Girl with corks on hat' wasn't ideal.

Perhaps:

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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 07:21:08 PM
Been conferring with Matilda.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.au.all.biz%2Fimg%2Fau%2Fcatalog%2F11951.jpeg&hash=41998b7592e1071ce86f58d86d62817fdd5564b2)

 noooo: noooo: noooo: wrong thread  eeek:

Yeh I read that as interferring,,,,,,,, noooo:

 rubschin:

Maybe the first choice of image for 'Girl with corks on hat' wasn't ideal.

Perhaps:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.hostelbookers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F02%2FCork-Hat-fashion-trends.jpg&hash=9c5d0e955e26c39d44307058f4a1fed0087e427d)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 07:24:12 PM
 ::)

http://www.theresearchbase.com/research/matilda.html (http://www.theresearchbase.com/research/matilda.html)

 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 07:30:22 PM
::)

http://www.theresearchbase.com/research/matilda.html (http://www.theresearchbase.com/research/matilda.html)

 eyes:

 ::)   happ096 You pulled it then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2014, 07:31:57 PM
Pulled what?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on February 17, 2014, 07:57:41 PM
Pulled what?  eeek:

Matilda  eyes: 

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 18, 2014, 11:41:23 AM
Pulled what?  eeek:

Matilda  eyes:

I've never heard it called that before . . . . .       whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2014, 03:32:52 PM
Well it is located down under  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2014, 04:10:00 PM
Potty brain  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2014, 04:21:26 PM
Potty brain  noooo:

Mr. Pot....?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2014, 10:16:46 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2014, 10:58:32 PM
Been sorting stuff

No I've been trying to sort stuff and failed then got bored
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 05:21:36 PM
Quiet today... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2014, 05:24:57 PM
BM is cleaning  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 24, 2014, 05:27:25 PM
Was working.  Now drinking Beck's Vier :D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 05:32:54 PM
Was working.  Now drinking Beck's Vier :D

Good man ..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2014, 06:01:05 PM
Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 24, 2014, 06:03:13 PM
I have adopted a tramp who always sits on the north side of Tower Bridge. He reminds me of Nick. I will try to get a photo.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 06:10:50 PM
Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?

How big is your fecking car.... Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2014, 06:19:41 PM
Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?

How big is your fecking car.... Shocked:
You wha?

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 06:58:22 PM
Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?

How big is your fecking car.... Shocked:
You wha?

Sorry thought you went for a walk in your car..... redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2014, 07:45:28 PM
Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?

How big is your fecking car.... Shocked:
You wha?

Sorry thought you went for a walk in your car..... redface:
Oh noes, just a hot hatch.  Bigger than a Mini, smaller than a Sierra (faster than both)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on February 24, 2014, 07:51:25 PM
Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?

How big is your fecking car.... Shocked:
You wha?

Sorry thought you went for a walk in your car..... redface:
Oh noes, just a hot hatch.  Bigger than a Mini, smaller than a Sierra (faster than both)

I thought you were refering to a member on here.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2014, 07:58:00 PM
Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?

How big is your fecking car.... Shocked:
You wha?

Sorry thought you went for a walk in your car..... redface:
Oh noes, just a hot hatch.  Bigger than a Mini, smaller than a Sierra (faster than both)

I thought you were refering to a member on here.  eeek:

 rubschin:


 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 25, 2014, 10:05:38 AM
Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?

How big is your fecking car.... Shocked:
You wha?

Sorry thought you went for a walk in your car..... redface:
Oh noes, just a hot hatch.  Bigger than a Mini, smaller than a Sierra (faster than both)

That's not difficult - unless it's a Cosworth that is . . . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2014, 11:22:28 AM

Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?

How big is your fecking car.... Shocked:
You wha?

Sorry thought you went for a walk in your car..... redface:
Oh noes, just a hot hatch.  Bigger than a Mini, smaller than a Sierra (faster than both)

That's not difficult - unless it's a Cosworth that is . . . . .
T'interweb says mine is faster 0 to 60

Like anyone normal ever does 0 to 60 without getting out of 2nd gear which is how they do those silly tests

Anyway back on topic today is MOT day. Using their free WiFi and bored
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2014, 12:33:28 PM

Quiet today... rubschin:
Been out for a drive and a walk and then a coffee and then and then

Where am da Boogs?

How big is your fecking car.... Shocked:
You wha?

Sorry thought you went for a walk in your car..... redface:
Oh noes, just a hot hatch.  Bigger than a Mini, smaller than a Sierra (faster than both)

That's not difficult - unless it's a Cosworth that is . . . . .
T'interweb says mine is faster 0 to 60

Like anyone normal ever does 0 to 60 without getting out of 2nd gear which is how they do those silly tests

Anyway back on topic today is MOT day. Using their free WiFi and bored

****Willy-waving Alert!****
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2014, 02:00:41 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2014, 02:01:42 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2014, 02:02:47 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:

Get the beers in........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2014, 02:09:59 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:

Get the beers in........ Thumbs:

Collapso Economico you say....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2014, 02:12:03 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:

Get the beers in........ Thumbs:

Collapso Economico you say....?  rubschin:

 rubschin:  you buying then ..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2014, 02:16:01 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:

Get the beers in........ Thumbs:

Collapso Economico you say....?  rubschin:

 rubschin:  you buying then ..... Thumbs:

I cleared the shelves in Lidl yesterday.......  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2014, 02:26:00 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:

Get the beers in........ Thumbs:

Collapso Economico you say....?  rubschin:

 rubschin:  you buying then ..... Thumbs:

I cleared the shelves in Lidl yesterday.......  redface:

Was gonna to today but carnival is on ....drinking the reserves now... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2014, 03:06:35 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:

Get the beers in........ Thumbs:

Collapso Economico you say....?  rubschin:

 rubschin:  you buying then ..... Thumbs:

I cleared the shelves in Lidl yesterday.......  redface:

Was gonna to today but carnival is on ....drinking the reserves now... noooo:

They were stocktaking so there wasn't a lot there - I cleaned out the Pinotage....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2014, 03:12:29 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:

Get the beers in........ Thumbs:

Collapso Economico you say....?  rubschin:

 rubschin:  you buying then ..... Thumbs:

I cleared the shelves in Lidl yesterday.......  redface:

Was gonna to today but carnival is on ....drinking the reserves now... noooo:

They were stocktaking so there wasn't a lot there - I cleaned out the Pinotage....  redface:

Stocktaking in Cyprus... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2014, 03:14:00 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:

Get the beers in........ Thumbs:

Collapso Economico you say....?  rubschin:

 rubschin:  you buying then ..... Thumbs:

I cleared the shelves in Lidl yesterday.......  redface:

Was gonna to today but carnival is on ....drinking the reserves now... noooo:

They were stocktaking so there wasn't a lot there - I cleaned out the Pinotage....  redface:

Stocktaking in Cyprus... eeek:

I know!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2014, 03:15:09 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:

Get the beers in........ Thumbs:

Collapso Economico you say....?  rubschin:

 rubschin:  you buying then ..... Thumbs:

I cleared the shelves in Lidl yesterday.......  redface:

Was gonna to today but carnival is on ....drinking the reserves now... noooo:

They were stocktaking so there wasn't a lot there - I cleaned out the Pinotage....  redface:

Stocktaking in Cyprus... eeek:

I know!  Shocked:

So 10+ staff sacked tomorrow then...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2014, 02:00:54 PM
 tunble:  everyone watching Arsenall Ii guess... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2014, 02:09:19 PM
tunble:  everyone watching Arsenall Ii guess... Thumbs:
at half time I was

been busy watching United and clearing up all the crap I left on the table we need tonight
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2014, 03:29:37 PM
I am back, like  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2014, 04:17:29 PM
I was visiting me mate Graeme....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2014, 04:37:01 PM
I am back, like  evil:

How dirty was the car,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2014, 07:40:06 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on March 08, 2014, 07:46:44 PM
 wave:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2014, 07:47:32 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2014, 07:48:29 PM
wave:

At least ginge was pleased to see you in here.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2014, 07:52:51 PM
wave:

At least ginge was pleased to see you in here.  Thumbs:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2014, 03:20:05 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2014, 04:21:31 PM
tunble:

I am here like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on March 09, 2014, 05:23:18 PM
Me too  Thumbs:

Well in and out when I get the chance  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2014, 05:30:07 PM
Me too  Thumbs:

Well in and out when I get the chance  eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on March 09, 2014, 05:41:54 PM
Me too  Thumbs:

Well in and out when I get the chance  eeek:

 eeek:

 kisss: 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 09, 2014, 09:14:42 PM
Me too  Thumbs:

Well in and out when I get the chance  eeek:

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2014, 09:16:34 PM
Me too  Thumbs:

Well in and out when I get the chance  eeek:

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

I think she is talking about the okey-kokey.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 09, 2014, 09:26:48 PM
Me too  Thumbs:

Well in and out when I get the chance  eeek:

 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:

I think she is talking about the okey-kokey.....  Thumbs:

 redface: I now understand.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2014, 09:34:29 PM
I imagine BM is more familiar with the "Shake it all about" bit  ::)

I gather from my brain that it is some sort of anti-Catholic ditty  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2014, 05:25:25 PM
Wot happened...... tunble:     rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2014, 07:00:34 PM
Wot happened...... tunble:     rubschin:

i was watching a filum like..... 2 hours 18 mins of my life wasted.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2014, 09:47:04 PM
Wot happened...... tunble:     rubschin:

i was watching a filum like..... 2 hours 18 mins of my life wasted.....  noooo:

That was a long porn filum like.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2014, 10:45:07 PM
Wot happened...... tunble:     rubschin:

i was watching a filum like..... 2 hours 18 mins of my life wasted.....  noooo:

That was a long porn filum like.  eeek:

No, just a lot of pause and rewind.  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2014, 10:55:59 PM
Wot happened...... tunble:     rubschin:

i was watching a filum like..... 2 hours 18 mins of my life wasted.....  noooo:

That was a long porn filum like.  eeek:

No, just a lot of pause and rewind.  whistle:

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2014, 10:19:45 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 10:52:18 PM
Been watching mostly shite TV   (Grimm  :thumbsup:- Room 101- Fifth Gear - Johnathan Creek - Agents of Shield)

and arguing on anther forum - no shock there then


Wot have I missed here?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2014, 03:46:28 PM
So Nick is missing on route ..
Steve is deciding which new footy team to support
Baldy pub
Boogs in Devon

where is everyone else... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2014, 03:48:48 PM
Not another missing plane saga   scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2014, 04:13:51 PM
Was watching 12 years a slave..... but it crashed halfway through.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2014, 04:17:12 PM
Was watching 12 years a slave..... but it crashed halfway through.... ::)

So 6 years a slave... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2014, 04:20:34 PM
Was watching 12 years a slave..... but it crashed halfway through.... ::)

So 6 years a slave... ::)

Sort of.... I must have a dodgy copy from the um.... DVD shop like.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2014, 05:52:04 PM
So Nick is missing on route ..
Steve is deciding which new footy team to support
Baldy pub
Boogs in Devon

where is everyone else... rubschin:

I was where you said I was.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2014, 08:21:58 PM
Quiet tonight........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2014, 08:31:49 PM
Been having dinner  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2014, 08:33:11 PM
Been having dinner  cloud9:

German sausage....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2014, 08:55:57 PM
Been poorly  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2014, 08:57:36 PM
Been poorly  sad24:

AAHHHH wot's wrong...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2014, 08:58:30 PM
achy and hurty  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2014, 08:59:23 PM
achy and hurty  sad24:

Hot toddy time........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2014, 09:00:41 PM
achy and hurty  sad24:

 eeek:

You can get cream for those things.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2014, 09:04:53 PM
achy and hurty  sad24:

Is that a bit like Itchy and Scratchy?

Is it just me that read Apeys comment as hot totty. redface: redface:

I have been here. angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2014, 09:06:20 PM
achy and hurty  sad24:

Is that a bit like Itchy and Scratchy?

Is it just me that read Apeys comment as hot totty. redface: redface:

I have been here. angel1 angel1

Well say it with a cold it could be... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2014, 09:08:37 PM
achy and hurty  sad24:

Is that a bit like Itchy and Scratchy?

Is it just me that read Apeys comment as hot totty. redface: redface:

I have been here. angel1 angel1

Well say it with a cold it could be... Thumbs:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2014, 09:29:00 PM
achy and hurty  sad24:
Snoopy chicken soup needed.   sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2014, 11:29:27 PM
I was feeling all rough too but all betterer now.  Chicken soup not included, Chateau Atlanta came to the rescue.


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2014, 08:19:53 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2014, 07:40:49 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2014, 07:50:43 PM
Watching sweaty Farage and Clegg fight to a score draw
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2014, 07:54:59 PM
I thought it was radio. Is it on the telly box?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2014, 07:55:42 PM
Sky News and BBC news
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2014, 07:27:22 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 07:37:03 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2014, 07:38:16 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Have the clocks changed..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 07:39:02 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Lucky we started a Cyprus branch.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 07:40:49 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Lucky we started a Cyprus branch.....  Thumbs:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2014, 07:41:07 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Have the clocks changed..... rubschin:
I was out then I was DIYing then the cordless drill went flat (both batteries) so I looked back in here

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2014, 07:42:15 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Have the clocks changed..... rubschin:
I was out then I was DIYing then the cordless drill went flat (both batteries) so I looked back in here

Corded the way forward........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 07:43:30 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Have the clocks changed..... rubschin:
I was out then I was DIYing then the cordless drill went flat (both batteries) so I looked back in here

NiCad or Li-ion?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 07:44:04 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Have the clocks changed..... rubschin:
I was out then I was DIYing then the cordless drill went flat (both batteries) so I looked back in here

Corded the way forward........ Thumbs:


happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2014, 08:08:09 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Have the clocks changed..... rubschin:
I was out then I was DIYing then the cordless drill went flat (both batteries) so I looked back in here

NiCad or Li-ion?   rubschin:
NiCd of course so they self discharge ver a month.   cry:   Got the drill with 2 batteries for £30 a few years back.  Amazon want £25 a battery now.  It does for most things but for serious work my corded one or even the mahoosive one from the tool rental shop comes out.  But being a devotee of avoiding DIY that may never happen again

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2014, 08:13:06 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Have the clocks changed..... rubschin:
I was out then I was DIYing then the cordless drill went flat (both batteries) so I looked back in here

NiCad or Li-ion?   rubschin:
NiCd of course so they self discharge ver a month.   cry:   Got the drill with 2 batteries for £30 a few years back.  Amazon want £25 a battery now.  It does for most things but for serious work my corded one or even the mahoosive one from the tool rental shop comes out.  But being a devotee of avoiding DIY that may never happen again

I chucked my two NiCd drills away last week..... My new Li-ion is awesome....  cloud9:

This one....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bosch-Cordless-Hammer-Li-Ion-Battery/dp/B0033UWLVK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1396037543&sr=8-2&keywords=li-ion+drill (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bosch-Cordless-Hammer-Li-Ion-Battery/dp/B0033UWLVK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1396037543&sr=8-2&keywords=li-ion+drill)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2014, 08:17:15 PM
Only smuggers........ rubschin:

They have shut the UK down for a bit.....siesta time like.  Thumbs:

Have the clocks changed..... rubschin:
I was out then I was DIYing then the cordless drill went flat (both batteries) so I looked back in here

NiCad or Li-ion?   rubschin:
NiCd of course so they self discharge ver a month.   cry:   Got the drill with 2 batteries for £30 a few years back.  Amazon want £25 a battery now.  It does for most things but for serious work my corded one or even the mahoosive one from the tool rental shop comes out.  But being a devotee of avoiding DIY that may never happen again

I chucked my two NiCd drills away last week..... My new Li-ion is awesome....  cloud9:

This one....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bosch-Cordless-Hammer-Li-Ion-Battery/dp/B0033UWLVK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1396037543&sr=8-2&keywords=li-ion+drill (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bosch-Cordless-Hammer-Li-Ion-Battery/dp/B0033UWLVK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1396037543&sr=8-2&keywords=li-ion+drill)

 :thumbsup:   but I avoid Bosch like the plague.   Bought a cordless driver of their's a while back and it was even shiter at DIY than I am.  All style over substance.

I am that Black and Decker person.   I know  point:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 08:19:51 PM
DeWALT.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2014, 08:36:31 PM
DeWALT.  cloud9:
Would be DeWasted on me
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 08:41:02 PM
DeWALT.  cloud9:
Would be DeWasted on me

We use them for werk, 6 hours non stop drilling per day (quite often into concrete)....leave them for 1 hour then another 6 hours would not be a problem. Once a month in for a service (20 snotters), then back on the job as new.  cloud9: They are the dog's....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2014, 08:44:01 PM
DeWALT.  cloud9:
Would be DeWasted on me

We use them for werk, 6 hours non stop drilling per day (quite often into concrete)....leave them for 1 hour then another 6 hours would not be a problem. Once a month in for a service (20 snotters), then back on the job as new.  cloud9: They are the dog's....

you... 6 hours work.......... Shocked:  did the staff phone you.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2014, 08:48:28 PM
DeWALT.  cloud9:
Would be DeWasted on me

We use them for werk, 6 hours non stop drilling per day (quite often into concrete)....leave them for 1 hour then another 6 hours would not be a problem. Once a month in for a service (20 snotters), then back on the job as new.  cloud9: They are the dog's....

you... 6 hours work.......... Shocked:  did the staff phone you.... rubschin:

Nope......All day every day when werk is on.....and I do phone them often.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2014, 01:23:33 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2014, 01:56:01 PM
I am bizzy  :dogrun: :dogrun:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2014, 02:33:54 PM
I was collecting a sewing machine....  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 31, 2014, 02:39:11 PM
 Gayer: Gayer:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on March 31, 2014, 02:44:58 PM
I was collecting a sewing machine....  evil:

Collecting   eeek:   I thought you were to deliver to Misty rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2014, 02:57:39 PM
I am bizzy  :dogrun: :dogrun:

I was pretending to be busy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2014, 03:11:07 PM
I was collecting a sewing machine....  evil:

Collecting   eeek:   I thought you were to deliver to Misty rubschin:

I had to collect it first!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2014, 03:11:37 PM
I was collecting a sewing machine....  evil:

Collecting   eeek:   I thought you were to deliver to Misty rubschin:

Tomorrow....... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2014, 04:23:52 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2014, 04:26:15 PM
Tipsy  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2014, 04:28:08 PM
Tipsy  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Wot...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2014, 04:28:46 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2014, 04:29:52 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

You finally got the message about socks?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2014, 04:34:26 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2014, 04:52:27 PM
I was watching Monkey Planet like.....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2014, 04:54:07 PM
I was watching Monkey Planet like.....  cloud9:

It's called Planet of the Apes....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2014, 04:54:48 PM
I was watching Monkey Planet like.....  cloud9:

It's called Planet of the Apes....... noooo:

oh....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2014, 04:57:07 PM
I was watching Monkey Planet like.....  cloud9:

It's called Planet of the Apeys....
whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2014, 04:58:08 PM
I was watching Monkey Planet like.....  cloud9:

It's called Planet of the Apeys....
whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2014, 04:58:23 PM
I was watching Monkey Planet like.....  cloud9:

It's called Planet of the Apeys....

 evil:  I walked/swung into that one...
 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2014, 04:59:45 PM
I was watching Monkey Planet like.....  cloud9:

It's called Planet of the Apeys....

 evil:  I walked/swung into that one...
 whistle:

Banana fingers too big for the keyboard?  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2014, 05:00:31 PM
I was watching Monkey Planet like.....  cloud9:

It's called Planet of the Apeys....

 evil:  I walked/swung into that one...
 whistle:

Banana fingers too big for the keyboard?  point:
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2014, 05:02:03 PM
I was watching Monkey Planet like.....  cloud9:

It's called Planet of the Apeys....

 evil:  I walked/swung into that one...
 whistle:

Banana fingers too big for the keyboard?  point:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2014, 08:27:13 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 08:28:06 PM
I have been chasing the mouse/shrew...

LL tamed it....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2014, 08:28:50 PM
I have been chasing the mouse/shrew...

LL tamed it....  noooo:

You said it......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2014, 08:29:28 PM
I have been chasing the mouse/shrew...

LL tamed it....  noooo:

She is used to doing that.  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 08:30:02 PM
I have been chasing the mouse/shrew...

LL tamed it....  noooo:

You said it......... whistle:

 redface:

I might go to bed like.....  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2014, 08:31:15 PM
I have been chasing the mouse/shrew...

LL tamed it....  noooo:

You said it......... whistle:

 redface:

I might go to bed like.....  surrender:

Or told to........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2014, 08:31:40 PM
I have been chasing the mouse/shrew...

LL tamed it....  noooo:

You said it......... whistle:

 redface:

I might go to bed like.....  surrender:

 pathead:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2014, 09:03:14 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2014, 09:08:06 AM
been busy . . . .

 . . . busy doing noting working the whole day through
trying to find lots of things not to do

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2014, 09:13:03 AM
Painting....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2014, 09:19:12 AM
Painting....

Impressionist, Abstract, Still life or just stair life?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2014, 09:20:21 AM
Painting....

Impressionist, Abstract, Still life or just stair life?

Stair lift at his age........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2014, 10:29:04 AM
Pollocks
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 17, 2014, 10:38:46 AM
Pollocks

Spilt paint?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2014, 06:49:24 PM
 sad24:  Going to bed  offtobed:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2014, 07:22:02 PM
sad24:  Going to bed  offtobed:

Nite Ginge.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2014, 10:15:16 PM
Twas working........... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 11:19:38 AM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2014, 11:53:11 AM
Been shopping. There was a man in the centre of town walking backwards  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 11:56:39 AM
Been shopping. There was a man in the centre of town walking backwards  rubschin:

Ketamin....... noooo: it can have that effect..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2014, 12:01:23 PM
I've been doing stuff like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 12:05:27 PM
I've been doing stuff like....

Afternoon kip....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2014, 12:10:18 PM
I've been doing stuff like....

Afternoon kip....... noooo:

not yet...  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 01:21:09 PM
The Frogman is here...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2014, 01:37:19 PM
The Frogman is here...... rubschin:

Gone! ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2014, 01:38:10 PM
JOM keeps looking through the window and then running away.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 01:40:52 PM
JOM keeps looking through the window and then running away.  rubschin:

Is it his round....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2014, 01:42:23 PM
The Frogman is here...... rubschin:

Gone! ::)

Didn't have the legs...... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2014, 01:44:54 PM
JOM keeps looking through the window and then running away.  rubschin:

Perhaps he is waiting for you to go out.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2014, 04:10:58 PM
Mrs Snowballs?    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2014, 04:13:27 PM
Mrs Snowballs?    rubschin:

I dunno.... Shrugs:

All checked out okay - in the UK.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2014, 04:35:36 PM
Mrs Snowballs?    rubschin:

I dunno.... Shrugs:

All checked out okay - in the UK.....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fx%2Fchristmas-santa-helper-6704934.jpg&hash=bf586bc749bed6500e01d5c44ce7c098ae7e529a)  ?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2014, 04:37:49 PM
Mrs Snowballs?    rubschin:

I dunno.... Shrugs:

All checked out okay - in the UK.....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.dreamstime.com%2Fx%2Fchristmas-santa-helper-6704934.jpg&hash=bf586bc749bed6500e01d5c44ce7c098ae7e529a)  ?

Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2014, 04:49:08 PM
The Frogman is here...... rubschin:

Gone! ::)

Didn't have the legs...... noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 01:29:22 PM
No Nick..... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2014, 01:41:34 PM
No Nick..... noooo:
Probably got detention.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2014, 02:28:04 PM
Had to take the dog to the vets.... €160 lighter..... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2014, 02:41:12 PM
Had to take the dog to the vets.... €160 lighter..... ::)
It always surprises me how many coins they can eat.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2014, 02:42:20 PM
Had to take the dog to the vets.... €160 lighter..... ::)
It always surprises me how many coins they can eat.  noooo:

happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 03:26:12 PM
Had to take the dog to the vets.... €160 lighter..... ::)
It always surprises me how many coins they can eat.  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 06, 2014, 04:25:29 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2014, 05:28:46 PM
tunble:

 tunble: tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2014, 05:48:29 PM
tunble:

 tunble: tunble:
I has been out enjoying the wonderful weather.  Have I missed much?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
 hattip: hattip:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 17, 2014, 01:58:45 PM
 tunble:

guess BM is snoozing....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2014, 02:06:21 PM
tunble:

guess BM is snoozing....... noooo:

I am not snoozing!  cussing:

I have been doing stuff like....

Gonna take the dog for a walk (NAE) now too.....

...then cook my own supper like....  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 17, 2014, 02:09:39 PM
tunble:

guess BM is snoozing....... noooo:

I am not snoozing!  cussing:

I have been doing stuff like....

Gonna take the dog for a walk (NAE) now too.....

...then cook my own supper like....  sad24:

Ping....... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2014, 02:27:30 PM
I am back, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2014, 02:40:22 PM
tunble:

guess BM is snoozing....... noooo:

I am not snoozing!  cussing:

I have been doing stuff like....

Gonna take the dog for a walk (NAE) now too.....

...then cook my own supper like....  sad24:

Ping....... whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 17, 2014, 02:42:09 PM
tunble:

guess BM is snoozing....... noooo:

I am not snoozing!  cussing:

I have been doing stuff like....

Gonna take the dog for a walk (NAE) now too.....

...then cook my own supper like....  sad24:

Ping....... whistle:

 Thumbs:

LL leaves ..Chef Mike comes in... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2014, 02:46:16 PM
tunble:

guess BM is snoozing....... noooo:

I am not snoozing!  cussing:

I have been doing stuff like....

Gonna take the dog for a walk (NAE) now too.....

...then cook my own supper like....  sad24:

Ping....... whistle:

 Thumbs:

LL leaves ..Chef Mike comes in... Thumbs:

 Thumbs:

And I have a nice glass of Lidl Collapso Extraveganzo too.....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2014, 11:06:08 AM
 tunble:   guess Nick is having lunch with Lucy Lastic.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2014, 11:10:26 AM
tunble:   guess Nick is having lunch with Lucy Lastic.......

"Lucy Lastic"  happy001

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2014, 01:13:14 PM
I have a new laydee friend  eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 26, 2014, 02:02:45 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2014, 02:18:21 PM
I have a new laydee friend  eyes: eyes:

Inflatable Illeana?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2014, 02:44:12 PM
I am fixing Miss A's tellybox...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2014, 02:47:39 PM
Miss A is shopping for a new tellybox you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2014, 05:11:19 PM
Miss A is shopping for a new tellybox you say  rubschin:

She has a new tellybox like.... and she liked my snake....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2014, 05:12:40 PM
In cider?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2014, 05:13:13 PM
In cider?

::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2014, 05:27:47 PM
Miss A is shopping for a new tellybox you say  rubschin:

She has a new tellybox like.... and she liked my snake....  Thumbs:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Adventure on May 26, 2014, 05:30:54 PM
Miss A is shopping for a new tellybox you say  rubschin:

She has a new tellybox like.... and she liked my snake....  Thumbs:

 Shocked:

Its a very long time since I saw one that long eeek:  Thanks BM, what a star
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2014, 05:35:22 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2014, 07:22:20 PM
Miss A is shopping for a new tellybox you say  rubschin:
She has a new tellybox like.... and she liked my snake....  Thumbs:

 Shocked:

Isn't the star the other side ?  rubschin:

Its a very long time since I saw one that long eeek:  Thanks BM, what a star
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2014, 10:12:54 PM
Miss A is shopping for a new tellybox you say  rubschin:
She has a new tellybox like.... and she liked my snake....  Thumbs:

 Shocked:

Isn't the star the other side ?  rubschin:

Its a very long time since I saw one that long eeek:  Thanks BM, what a star

 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2014, 04:10:29 AM
Miss A is shopping for a new tellybox you say  rubschin:
She has a new tellybox like.... and she liked my snake....  Thumbs:

 Shocked:


Its a very long time since I saw one that long eeek:  Thanks BM, what a star
Isn't the star the other side ?  rubschin:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 04:52:46 PM
So where is everyone? Pissed?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2014, 04:53:55 PM
So where is everyone? Pissed?  noooo:

Not yet........can't speak for the rest of the smuggers....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 04:56:10 PM
I am   Freezy: Freezy:

Just told my mate about having to come out as not gay  evil:  He pissed himself  evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2014, 04:59:54 PM
I am   Freezy: Freezy:

Just told my mate about having to come out as not gay  evil:  He pissed himself  evil: evil:


Was she a lezzer..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2014, 05:06:08 PM
I think it might have helped if I had been. A male lesbian, I mean.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2014, 12:28:10 PM
Guess everyone is celebrating BM's birthday,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2014, 12:38:02 PM
I have been out poisoning, like. I have been washing my hands a lot.  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2014, 02:48:04 PM
Playing with hosepipes  cloud9:  I am drenched  razz:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 01, 2014, 02:50:14 PM
I have been playing with cement  ::)  Got cement dust all over my washing  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2014, 02:59:24 PM
New patio?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 01, 2014, 03:12:41 PM
New patio?  whistle:

 Thumbs: Something like that  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2014, 01:19:22 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2014, 02:33:36 PM
I was walking the dog (NAE) like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2014, 12:59:35 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2014, 01:09:56 PM
tunble:

I've been paying the duty on me car (€64  cloud9:) and fixing a wall like....

Back now...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2014, 01:14:11 PM
tunble:

I've been paying the duty on me car (€64  cloud9:) and fixing a wall like....

Back now...  Thumbs:

Fixing the wall you fixed last week...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2014, 01:14:34 PM
tunble:

I've been paying the duty on me car (€64  cloud9:) and fixing a wall like....

Back now...  Thumbs:

Fixing the wall you fixed last week...... rubschin:

No anuver wall...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2014, 01:15:56 PM
tunble:

I've been paying the duty on me car (€64  cloud9:) and fixing a wall like....

Back now...  Thumbs:

Fixing the wall you fixed last week...... rubschin:

No anuver wall...  Thumbs:

Well LL is back driving then.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2014, 01:21:20 PM
tunble:

I've been paying the duty on me car (€64  cloud9:) and fixing a wall like....

Back now...  Thumbs:

Fixing the wall you fixed last week...... rubschin:

No anuver wall...  Thumbs:

Well LL is back driving then.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2014, 01:25:23 PM
tunble:

I've been paying the duty on me car (€64  cloud9:) and fixing a wall like....

Back now...  Thumbs:

Fixing the wall you fixed last week...... rubschin:

No anuver wall...  Thumbs:

Well LL is back driving then.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:


Hpoefully she will miss that one like Miss D......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2014, 02:01:00 PM
I hate to tell you this Apey but Miss D didn't miss the comments, she is just biding her time....  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2014, 05:37:57 PM
I hate to tell you this Apey but Miss D didn't miss the comments, she is just biding her time....  point:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2014, 05:47:09 PM
I hate to tell you this Apey but Miss D didn't miss the comments, she is just biding her time....  point:

 scared2:

 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2014, 05:48:54 PM
I hate to tell you this Apey but Miss D didn't miss the comments, she is just biding her time....  point:

 scared2:

 angel1

You are still in the crap over your birthday comment........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2014, 05:50:23 PM
I hate to tell you this Apey but Miss D didn't miss the comments, she is just biding her time....  point:

 scared2:

 angel1
You are still in the crap over your birthday comment........ noooo:

Not with Miss D though!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2014, 06:30:06 PM
Errrrrr could someone point me in the right direction ?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 11, 2014, 06:34:47 PM
Errrrrr could someone point me in the right direction ?  redface:

Nothing to see ..move along please.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2014, 06:38:47 PM
Errrrrr could someone point me in the right direction ?  redface:

Nothing to see ..move along please.....
point:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2014, 09:18:04 AM
Errrrrr could someone point me in the right direction ?  redface:

Nothing to see ..move along please.....

Hmmmm do I or don't I...


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 eveilgrin:


Unless the gerls consult the previous page  rubschin:  Then we are in the shit  scared2:

Hey girls, you may want to see this.....

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.35130 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.35130)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 12, 2014, 09:44:45 AM
Errrrrr could someone point me in the right direction ?  redface:

Nothing to see ..move along please.....

Hmmmm do I or don't I...


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 eveilgrin:


Unless the gerls consult the previous page  rubschin:  Then we are in the shit  scared2:

Hey girls, you may want to see this.....

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.35130 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.35130)

 whistle:

Grassmeister.  nonono:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2014, 10:01:56 AM
Errrrrr could someone point me in the right direction ?  redface:

Nothing to see ..move along please.....

Hmmmm do I or don't I...


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 eveilgrin:


Unless the gerls consult the previous page  rubschin:  Then we are in the shit  scared2:

Hey girls, you may want to see this.....

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.35130 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.35130)

 whistle:

Grassmeister.  nonono:

Bertie Smalls alert.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2014, 10:30:06 AM
Errrrrr could someone point me in the right direction ?  redface:

Nothing to see ..move along please.....

Hmmmm do I or don't I...


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 rubschin:


 eveilgrin:


Unless the gerls consult the previous page  rubschin:  Then we are in the shit  scared2:

Hey girls, you may want to see this.....

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.35130 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.35130)

 whistle:

Grassmeister.  nonono:

Bertie Smalls alert.  noooo:
and he didn't point directly to the right post - Apey may still live :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 12, 2014, 10:37:31 AM
There is no need to damage Apey .....he is doing a perfectly good job himself.

Death by suffocation of a thousand garlic bulbs too you  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 12, 2014, 10:38:44 AM
There is no need to damage Apey .....he is doing a perfectly good job himself.

Death by suffocation of a thousand garlic bulbs too you  evil:


 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 12, 2014, 03:14:33 PM
and he didn't point directly to the right post - Apey may still live :thumbsup:

Just putting Darwinism to work.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 13, 2014, 12:59:07 PM
 tunble:   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2014, 01:34:33 PM
tunble:   rubschin:

I have been doing stuff like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2014, 02:38:09 PM
tunble:   rubschin:

I have been doing stuff like....  Thumbs:
Same here.  Mainly involving not murdering aged relative as we didn't have a good alibi to hand
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2014, 08:13:53 PM
Very quiet tonight........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2014, 09:56:46 PM
Very quiet tonight........... rubschin:
Not where we were

Noisy Italian restaurant, great food.  Nick would have fallen into his spaghetti at the party of 6 micro skirted girlies that came in  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 27, 2014, 05:59:00 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2014, 05:59:59 PM
Been on the phone  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2014, 06:31:41 PM
Was watching house of cards.....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2014, 08:18:46 PM
I was petrolheading and am now so so knackered and a little bit sunfried
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2014, 08:41:58 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2014, 09:04:30 PM
tunble:

Just woke up.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2014, 09:09:00 PM
tunble:

Just woke up.  redface:

Afternoon session......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2014, 09:11:49 PM
tunble:

Just woke up.  redface:

Afternoon session......... rubschin:

Yep.

Grolsch is a good drink.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2014, 10:22:38 PM
Been doing the to do list, doubt I'll post much tomorrow either as I have to be entertainments officer and chief chef and cricket umpire and and and
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2014, 02:24:47 PM
 tunble: tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 02:29:31 PM
tunble: tunble:

Twas a late night last night........ surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2014, 02:33:23 PM
Are you going to tell me a story?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 02:36:47 PM
Are you going to tell me a story?

Too long........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2014, 02:40:13 PM
Been sitting out in the (VP pub) garden, popping in to watch the Channel 4 races as and when.

very hottio.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 02:40:35 PM
Are you going to tell me a story?

Too long........ noooo:

There was 2 doorman (from same place) fighting....

The bloke trying to sell Miss T's wedding dress...

The miserable bastard wedding group who asked me to work for an extra hour then didn't pay...

Plus a few others.... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2014, 02:59:31 PM
Foggy has a wedding dress  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 19, 2014, 04:06:32 PM
Shopping   angry041: angry041: angry041:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:07:35 PM
Foggy has a wedding dress  eeek: eeek:

All gerls do once they have passed a certain age.

They live in hope of using it at short notice.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2014, 06:01:22 PM
A babby  cloud9:

Intermong been off  evil: evil:   evil:Summat got struck by lightning  evil: evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2014, 06:09:57 PM
Foggy has a wedding dress  eeek: eeek:

All gerls do once they have passed a certain age.

They live in hope of using it at short notice.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2014, 08:38:10 PM
Foggy has a wedding dress  eeek: eeek:

All gerls do once they have passed a certain age.

They live in hope of using it at short notice.

 lol: lol:

I bet she wears it when going shopping for puddings etc..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2014, 01:36:45 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 24, 2014, 01:39:08 PM
Just back from the airport after starting at 04:00.

Feeling somewhat jaded, beer may help  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2014, 01:39:53 PM
Been werking. Too  scorchio: scorchio: scorchio: here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2014, 01:45:01 PM
I've been filling Miss A's big hole....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2014, 02:11:53 PM

I've been filling Miss A's big hole....
I daren't guess what that means


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2014, 02:12:18 PM

I've been filling Miss A's big hole....
I daren't guess what that means


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 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 24, 2014, 02:43:39 PM
I've been clearing out the garage, son helped on a trip to the tip/recycle centre. I can almost get the car in there now.

Daughter and Dutchgirl are in London for the day.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2014, 02:50:36 PM
Why are you recycling your car?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2014, 05:43:40 PM
Why are you recycling your car?
lol:   and why does he want to put a car in a garage?  Didn't think anyone did that now

Surely garages are for the motley collection of tools that only us blokes know how to use, junk and storing booze
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2014, 05:44:45 PM
Two teenage gerls out for the day in London, one mad and Dutch. WHat can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 24, 2014, 06:20:12 PM
Two teenage gerls out for the day in London, one mad and Dutch. WHat can possibly go wrong?

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 24, 2014, 10:21:03 PM
I was in an appraisal objectives meeting... me and the boss sitting at a picnic table under a tree.   angel1

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2014, 10:27:10 PM
I was in an appraisal objectives meeting... me and the boss sitting at a picnic table under a tree.   angel1

The boss and I ........hoped he marked you down for that........ noooo:  Darwin would......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 24, 2014, 10:31:32 PM
I went first... he followed.   angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2014, 10:33:22 PM
I went first... he followed.   angel1

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 25, 2014, 11:27:50 AM
I was in an appraisal objectives meeting... me and the boss sitting at a picnic table under a tree.   angel1

The boss and I ........hoped he marked you down for that........ noooo:  Darwin would......

Strictly, as 'sitting' was used as an adverb in that context, 'me' is correct, especially if there had been a comma after 'boss'.

Best of all would have been "The boss and I were sitting . . . . "

 whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 11:54:07 AM
I was in an appraisal objectives meeting... me and the boss sitting at a picnic table under a tree.   angel1

The boss and I ........hoped he marked you down for that........ noooo:  Darwin would......

Strictly, as 'sitting' was used as an adverb in that context, 'me' is correct, especially if there had been a comma after 'boss'.

Best of all would have been "The boss and I were sitting . . . . "

 whistle:
Ah but can you start a sentence with "Best of all" omitting the definite article?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 07:11:57 PM
Sweating it out on my own here while BM is out having sausage fun and Miss D is at a voddy festival  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 07:45:58 PM
I'm here  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 07:46:51 PM
Gouda evening
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 07:48:15 PM
I don't like rubbery cheese.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 07:50:32 PM
It is even hard to say  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 07:52:32 PM
Exactly!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 08:04:43 PM
In some sort of sympathy I am drinking Dutch beer

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 08:07:43 PM
In some other sort of sympathy with Uncle I have been clearing the garage ahead of a looming 12 weeks of chaos (aka having the garage rebuilt).

Jeez how much junk can a garage hold?  And how tough it can be condemning to the tip something you haven't used for 20 years
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 08:11:41 PM
I had another go at the garage this afternoon. I have found 22 screwdrivers  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 08:17:50 PM
I had another go at the garage this afternoon. I have found 22 screwdrivers  eeek:
:thumbsup:

I found 5 snow shovels  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 08:20:10 PM
I had another go at the garage this afternoon. I have found 22 screwdrivers  eeek:
:thumbsup:

I found 5 snow shovels  Banghead

Do you live in Canada?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 25, 2014, 08:23:58 PM
I had another go at the garage this afternoon. I have found 22 screwdrivers  eeek:
:thumbsup:

I found 5 snow shovels  Banghead

Do you live in Canada?

Not that I know

But have got snowed in a few times in the last years.  I'm guessing I kept buying better and better ones as to be honest a cheap snow shovel is a right waste of wood and plastic est lent to the neighbour that came out to help after the tough shovelling was complete
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 25, 2014, 08:24:56 PM
I often get snowed in  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 25, 2014, 08:27:01 PM
Not enough snow that a bog standard spade cannot handle around here.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2014, 01:34:26 PM
 tunble: tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2014, 01:39:56 PM
tunble: tunble:

Sorting stuff for next week..... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2014, 01:44:29 PM
Been arguing with twats on another forum

They probably see it t'other way round
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2014, 03:10:48 PM
I've been werking like....

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2014, 03:12:37 PM
I've been werking like....

 Shocked:...............on a hangover.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2014, 03:13:13 PM
I've been werking like....

 Shocked:...............on a hangover.... rubschin:

No, on a 'puter.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2014, 05:51:23 PM
tunble: tunble:

Snorting stuff for next week..... noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 26, 2014, 09:50:46 PM
Been doing nuffink... its very tiring.  confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 26, 2014, 10:25:56 PM
Bad day  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2014, 10:26:36 PM
Bad day  noooo:

Shitty day.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 26, 2014, 10:28:20 PM
Bad day  noooo:

Shitty day.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2014, 08:53:39 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2014, 08:56:38 PM
I was posting just now
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 09:01:40 PM
 tunble:  wot happened.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2014, 09:31:55 PM
dunno
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 09:43:52 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2014, 09:46:47 PM
A year ago we had loads of late night posters, and now   tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2014, 09:50:25 PM
A year ago we had loads of late night posters, and now   tunble:

I miss them......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2014, 08:27:31 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2014, 08:58:55 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2014, 09:01:57 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:  maybe everyone else is having an early night coz the footy starts tomorrow.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2014, 09:38:05 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:  maybe everyone else is having an early night coz the footy starts tomorrow.... rubschin:
Footy returns  ;D ;D ;D

It'll be strange though.  Never seems right so soon after a World Cup
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 15, 2014, 10:37:33 PM
I got back to Worstshire and went out for dinner with the eldest and co.


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2014, 10:43:20 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:  maybe everyone else is having an early night coz the footy starts tomorrow.... rubschin:
Footy returns  ;D ;D ;D

It'll be strange though.  Never seems right so soon after a World Cup

At least the England squad players will be refreshed  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2014, 10:44:31 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:  maybe everyone else is having an early night coz the footy starts tomorrow.... rubschin:
Footy returns  ;D ;D ;D

It'll be strange though.  Never seems right so soon after a World Cup

At least the England squad players will be refreshed  lol:


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2014, 10:58:51 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:  maybe everyone else is having an early night coz the footy starts tomorrow.... rubschin:
Footy returns  ;D ;D ;D

It'll be strange though.  Never seems right so soon after a World Cup

At least the England squad players will be refreshed  lol:


 ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2014, 12:27:15 PM
 tunble:   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2014, 01:15:19 PM
been watching the qualifying and stuff
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 23, 2014, 01:27:13 PM
ditto
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2014, 01:32:24 PM
Been to Larnaca then to Akrotiri....

Van wouldn't start this morning....  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2014, 02:06:25 PM
Been to Larnaca then to Akrotiri....

Van wouldn't start this morning....  Banghead

Gubbed in 3 days........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2014, 03:26:30 PM
Been to Larnaca then to Akrotiri....

Van wouldn't start this morning....  Banghead

Gubbed in 3 days........ noooo:

 evil:

It was gubberated already!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2014, 03:39:52 PM
Been to Larnaca then to Akrotiri....

Van wouldn't start this morning....  Banghead

Gubbed in 3 days........ noooo:

 evil:

It was gubberated already!  cussing:

Have you had a puncture yet?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2014, 03:42:03 PM
Been to Larnaca then to Akrotiri....

Van wouldn't start this morning....  Banghead

Gubbed in 3 days........ noooo:

 evil:

It was gubberated already!  cussing:

Have you had a puncture yet?

Not yet....  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2014, 11:57:54 PM
Been to Larnaca then to Akrotiri....

Van wouldn't start this morning....  Banghead

Gubbed in 3 days........ noooo:

 evil:

It was gubberated already!  cussing:

What kind of berk buys a pre gubbed van? Was it an optional extra?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2014, 05:42:05 AM
Been to Larnaca then to Akrotiri....

Van wouldn't start this morning....  Banghead

Gubbed in 3 days........ noooo:

 evil:

It was gubberated already!  cussing:

What kind of berk buys a pre gubbed van? Was it an optional extra?  rubschin:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2014, 12:20:28 PM
So what is next, buying Nick's owld sierra?  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2014, 12:44:29 PM
So what is next, buying Nick's owld sierra?  noooo: noooo:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2014, 12:47:08 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2014, 12:49:29 PM
So what is next, buying Nick's owld sierra?  noooo: noooo:

 rubschin:

Well I suppose if you are buying knacker jobs it keeps you off the streets as you'll spend most of your time trying to fix them  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 29, 2014, 12:16:59 PM
Someone lock up...I'm off to work.......... tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 01:00:11 PM
I am back, like  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 05:27:48 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 05:41:21 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 05:42:42 PM
 cloud9:   I have been all lonely, like  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 05:45:20 PM
I was sorting out the rat's nest that is the wiring under the tele.  It is now bad, it was worse but we now have yet another way of playing DVDs and YouTube
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 05:47:34 PM
All my wires and things turn into spaghetti spontaneously  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 05:50:46 PM
I don't know how they do that. They have lives if their own

This was mid way through

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And shit was it dirty in there


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 05:52:55 PM
You take photos of the back of your tellybox?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 05:59:56 PM
that's from the front, you can just see the bottom of the tele at the top of the pic

I take loads of photos of silly things in our life, amuses me
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 06:01:01 PM
So you take pics of the front of your tellybox  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 06:08:00 PM
Well it was ~3 hours of my life sorting it all out

I take loads of pic. See

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F14%2F08%2F29%2Fce91d16d2d5b9edff6e0f529472a0a1a.jpg&hash=9fc23f0b8101be1deafd671f763d52eacabd7f04)

And just for you one more with it all betterer

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Cue questions about why are two metal mice watching the TV and the teddy bear?




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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 06:09:26 PM
Puts the Minima to shame  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 06:30:23 PM
Puts the Minima to shame  noooo:
Is that a hard thing to do?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 06:32:42 PM
No :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 06:41:07 PM
My friendly builder (true) says we should get a sound bar too  rubschin:  Would have to find a 19th mains socket for that though

When you hear about the Great Fire of Sussex now you'll know just how it started

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 06:43:33 PM
Now BM will want one  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 06:46:20 PM
Now BM will want one  noooo: noooo:
He could get it from Amazon and get all that commission

which would make up and more for that wot was lost when I ordered the new DVD player using the Amazon App.  Sorry BM  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 06:47:37 PM
 scared: scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 06:48:58 PM
 scared: scared: scared:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2014, 06:56:11 PM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2014, 06:57:12 PM
cloud9:   I have been all lonely, like  cry:

Shagfest tomorrer!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 06:57:45 PM
Is LL feeling up to it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2014, 06:58:35 PM
Is LL feeling up to it?

Not me.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2014, 06:59:36 PM
 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2014, 07:00:55 PM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Any good?

Amazon want 499 quid for one of those ones with real valves.  I'm thinking nah
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 07:12:57 AM
 tunble: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2014, 07:16:14 AM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Any good?

Amazon want 499 quid for one of those ones with real valves.  I'm thinking nah

Yes, staggeringly good!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2014, 07:29:53 AM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Any good?

Amazon want 499 quid for one of those ones with real valves.  I'm thinking nah

Yes, staggeringly good!  Thumbs:
Ta, time for a  rubschin:  might go for a cheaper one on me Wish List
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2014, 08:16:09 AM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Any good?

Amazon want 499 quid for one of those ones with real valves.  I'm thinking nah

Yes, staggeringly good!  Thumbs:
Ta, time for a  rubschin:  might go for a cheaper one on me Wish List

I got this one (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009KIM9GQ/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)....

Great value, amazing sound.... and as we have an LG tellybox I can work it all from one remote.....   Thumbs:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2014, 09:06:24 AM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Any good?

Amazon want 499 quid for one of those ones with real valves.  I'm thinking nah

Yes, staggeringly good!  Thumbs:
Ta, time for a  rubschin:  might go for a cheaper one on me Wish List

I got this one (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009KIM9GQ/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)....

Great value, amazing sound.... and as we have an LG tellybox I can work it all from one remote.....   Thumbs:
Jeez that is good value

And in our experience LG are an excellent brand.  The TV and Blu Ray however are Samsung. 

But that's not the issue now.  It's where the hell would the sound bar go?  Had to stuff the region free DVD player in a big chunk of that area to make way for the Blu Ray.

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Maybe the TiVo has to go, but it has nostalgic value  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2014, 12:10:28 PM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Any good?

Amazon want 499 quid for one of those ones with real valves.  I'm thinking nah

Yes, staggeringly good!  Thumbs:
Ta, time for a  rubschin:  might go for a cheaper one on me Wish List

I got this one (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009KIM9GQ/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)....

Great value, amazing sound.... and as we have an LG tellybox I can work it all from one remote.....   Thumbs:
Jeez that is good value

And in our experience LG are an excellent brand.  The TV and Blu Ray however are Samsung. 

But that's not the issue now.  It's where the hell would the sound bar go?  Had to stuff the region free DVD player in a big chunk of that area to make way for the Blu Ray.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F14%2F08%2F29%2F1ce0ce7d701e32fd3143c73c7aa8e88d.jpg&hash=2d26606f47969ef04c22f0141f60018788b27dec)

Maybe the TiVo has to go, but it has nostalgic value  cloud9:

Why do I see this?  scared2:


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Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2014, 12:12:40 PM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Any good?

Amazon want 499 quid for one of those ones with real valves.  I'm thinking nah

Yes, staggeringly good!  Thumbs:
Ta, time for a  rubschin:  might go for a cheaper one on me Wish List

I got this one (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009KIM9GQ/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)....

Great value, amazing sound.... and as we have an LG tellybox I can work it all from one remote.....   Thumbs:
Jeez that is good value

And in our experience LG are an excellent brand.  The TV and Blu Ray however are Samsung. 

But that's not the issue now.  It's where the hell would the sound bar go?  Had to stuff the region free DVD player in a big chunk of that area to make way for the Blu Ray.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F14%2F08%2F29%2F1ce0ce7d701e32fd3143c73c7aa8e88d.jpg&hash=2d26606f47969ef04c22f0141f60018788b27dec)

Maybe the TiVo has to go, but it has nostalgic value  cloud9:

Why do I see this?  scared2:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_LPW5gsqWMro%2FTN16u-qk7XI%2FAAAAAAAAAEE%2FtUzDmwoCQRE%2Fs1600%2Fhaunted%2Borgan2.jpg&hash=15d692cf8b7541a69bacfd0213cd887e7ce13b3c)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2014, 12:34:56 PM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Any good?

Amazon want 499 quid for one of those ones with real valves.  I'm thinking nah

Yes, staggeringly good!  Thumbs:
Ta, time for a  rubschin:  might go for a cheaper one on me Wish List

I got this one (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009KIM9GQ/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)....

Great value, amazing sound.... and as we have an LG tellybox I can work it all from one remote.....   Thumbs:
Jeez that is good value

And in our experience LG are an excellent brand.  The TV and Blu Ray however are Samsung. 

But that's not the issue now.  It's where the hell would the sound bar go?  Had to stuff the region free DVD player in a big chunk of that area to make way for the Blu Ray.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F14%2F08%2F29%2F1ce0ce7d701e32fd3143c73c7aa8e88d.jpg&hash=2d26606f47969ef04c22f0141f60018788b27dec)

Maybe the TiVo has to go, but it has nostalgic value  cloud9:

Why do I see this?  scared2:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_LPW5gsqWMro%2FTN16u-qk7XI%2FAAAAAAAAAEE%2FtUzDmwoCQRE%2Fs1600%2Fhaunted%2Borgan2.jpg&hash=15d692cf8b7541a69bacfd0213cd887e7ce13b3c)
Oh noes, that probably works
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2014, 01:18:34 PM
I have  sound bar....  whistle:
Any good?

Amazon want 499 quid for one of those ones with real valves.  I'm thinking nah

Yes, staggeringly good!  Thumbs:
Ta, time for a  rubschin:  might go for a cheaper one on me Wish List

I got this one (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009KIM9GQ/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)....

Great value, amazing sound.... and as we have an LG tellybox I can work it all from one remote.....   Thumbs:
Jeez that is good value

And in our experience LG are an excellent brand.  The TV and Blu Ray however are Samsung. 

But that's not the issue now.  It's where the hell would the sound bar go?  Had to stuff the region free DVD player in a big chunk of that area to make way for the Blu Ray.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftapatalk.imageshack.com%2Fv2%2F14%2F08%2F29%2F1ce0ce7d701e32fd3143c73c7aa8e88d.jpg&hash=2d26606f47969ef04c22f0141f60018788b27dec)

Maybe the TiVo has to go, but it has nostalgic value  cloud9:

You need a Minema.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2014, 03:48:28 PM
 rubschin:

Some might say I need a life  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2014, 03:47:27 PM
 tunble: tunble: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2014, 05:56:43 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2014, 06:26:59 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2014, 06:35:37 PM
I has been busy,

working the whole day through,

trying to find lots of things not to do

and I succeeded
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 08, 2014, 09:26:22 PM
20 "guests" and me  noooo:


<edit> hang on... BM has just woken up. Must be those noisy guests like.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2014, 09:27:58 PM
 greet2:

I was England watching then arguing elsewhere with a moron that wants everyone to have disability benefits whether they are disabled or not

I kid you not
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 08, 2014, 09:29:16 PM
Hello Steve who won? match and argument.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2014, 09:31:18 PM
Don't think I'll win the argument with the moron, the old bring down to level and beat with experience problem

But the Match  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: England
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 08, 2014, 09:33:31 PM
I'd forgotten about the match, fortunately (see other thread)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2014, 05:50:06 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2014, 05:54:09 PM
I'm here like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2014, 05:55:56 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2014, 06:43:25 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on September 09, 2014, 08:41:10 PM
 greet1:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 09, 2014, 09:04:20 PM
   I been out to dinner  cloud9:    Cases all ready  scared2:   long day tomorrow whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2014, 04:03:20 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2014, 04:06:00 PM
I am here, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2014, 04:08:37 PM
I am here, like  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2014, 04:09:56 PM
So, what is a good oinkment for a sore willy?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 13, 2014, 04:33:21 PM
Golden Cup
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2014, 04:35:04 PM
 doh: doh:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2014, 04:35:59 PM
Golden Cup

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2014, 04:37:23 PM
Does anyone know of a cheap source in the UK? Preferably close to Nottingham  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 14, 2014, 10:34:23 AM
Does anyone know of a cheap source in the UK? Preferably close to Nottingham  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.mysupermarket.co.uk%2FProductsDetailed%2F81%2F017281.jpg%3Fv%3D5&hash=b8af4a732a3071aab883800e4026b38cf5178e51)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2014, 10:36:02 AM
Does anyone know of a cheap source in the UK? Preferably close to Nottingham  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.mysupermarket.co.uk%2FProductsDetailed%2F81%2F017281.jpg%3Fv%3D5&hash=b8af4a732a3071aab883800e4026b38cf5178e51)

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2014, 10:36:46 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 14, 2014, 05:05:26 PM
Does anyone know of a cheap source in the UK? Preferably close to Nottingham  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.mysupermarket.co.uk%2FProductsDetailed%2F81%2F017281.jpg%3Fv%3D5&hash=b8af4a732a3071aab883800e4026b38cf5178e51)

That's brown - he was clearly interested in Golden . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 15, 2014, 12:08:07 PM
 tunble: again..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2014, 08:59:01 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2014, 09:05:18 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2014, 09:06:09 PM
Bet BM is in bed  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2014, 09:07:09 PM
but is he tapatalking under the covers?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2014, 09:07:51 PM
WIth vaseline and rubber gloves?  sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2014, 09:08:18 PM
Or his favourite sock  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2014, 09:10:08 PM
pounding away pounding away



getting that mild steel into shape of course

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2014, 01:14:41 PM
 tunble:  and off to werk...... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2014, 01:25:42 PM
tunble:  and off to werk...... evil:

Just back from werk....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2014, 01:44:40 PM
I am at skool  angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 28, 2014, 01:15:08 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2014, 01:24:25 PM
Been doing stuff


______________________________
Your local friendly tapatalking heretic
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 28, 2014, 02:03:07 PM
I am at The Eldest's.   A supporting role as I don' t do loft installation.   surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2014, 03:22:26 PM
I am at The Eldest's.   A supporting role as I don' t do loft installation.   surrender:

Just driveways?  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 28, 2014, 03:52:00 PM
I am at The Eldest's.   A supporting role as I don' t do loft installation.   surrender:

Just driveways?  ;)

 ;D ;D redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on September 28, 2014, 07:07:43 PM
I am at The Eldest's.   A supporting role as I don' t do loft installation.   surrender:

Just driveways?  ;)

 ;D ;D redface:

 Spank2: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2014, 11:49:51 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2014, 12:10:22 PM
tunble:

I have been werking like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2014, 02:32:30 PM
tunble:

I have been werking like....

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2014, 02:35:24 PM
tunble:

I have been werking like....

 eeek: eeek:

I have... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2014, 02:45:11 PM
tunble:

I have been werking like....

 eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2014, 03:41:10 PM
tunble:

Try getting up at the same time as everyone else.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2014, 03:41:41 PM
tunble:

Try getting up at the same time as everyone else.  Thumbs:


 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2014, 03:43:07 PM
I have been talking to accountants and lawyers (and blind waitresses  cussing: cussing:)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2014, 03:44:00 PM
I have been talking to accountants and lawyers (and blind waitresses  cussing: cussing:)


And your phone........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2014, 03:44:57 PM
I AM LOOKING FOR A MASTURBATE APP FOR MY PHONE SO IT CAN PLAY WITH ITSELF IN A FECKING CORNER  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2014, 03:46:15 PM
I AM LOOKING FOR A MASTURBATE APP FOR MY PHONE SO I CAN PLAY WITH MYSELF IN A FECKING CORNER  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2014, 03:47:14 PM
tunble:

Try getting up at the same time as everyone else.  Thumbs:

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2014, 04:10:32 PM
I AM LOOKING FOR A MASTURBATE APP FOR MY PHONE SO I CAN PLAY WITH MYSELF IN A FECKING CORNER  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:      noooo:


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 04:36:15 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 07, 2014, 04:59:42 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 05:00:09 PM
greet2:


 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2014, 06:46:31 PM
Is it coz I am sick.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2014, 06:48:40 PM
Is it coz I am sick.... rubschin:

Tightening in the padlock department must make your eyes water.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2014, 06:49:15 PM
Ebola  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2014, 06:53:19 PM
Ebola  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

He must have caught it off of someone else's munny.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2014, 06:53:56 PM
Ebola  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

He must have caught it off of someone else's munny.  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2014, 06:56:13 PM
Ebola  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

He must have caught it off of someone else's munny.  noooo:

 evil:

Tis true.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2014, 10:59:12 PM
 greet2:

We was out at Carrott + Bevan band.    Carrott excellent, Bevan excellent, rest of his band a mixed bunch.  Good time though

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 09, 2014, 01:57:40 AM
greet2:

We was out at Carrott + Bevan band.    Carrott excellent, Bevan excellent, rest of his band a mixed bunch.  Good time though

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2014, 07:18:05 PM
 tunble:

Bm sleeping
Nick granny grapping
Miss D  eyes:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2014, 07:41:38 PM

Nick granny grapping


Grabbing or grappling?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2014, 07:46:33 PM

Nick granny grapping


Grabbing or grappling?

I must google the werd for finding an old woman's teeth in a dark alleyway after being savaged by a ginger.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2014, 10:30:34 PM

Nick granny grapping


Grabbing or grappling?

I must google the werd for finding an old woman's teeth in a dark alleyway after being savaged by a ginger.  rubschin:

Does it happen to you that often Baldy?  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2014, 06:49:39 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2014, 06:53:49 PM
tunble:    rubschin:

Wha...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2014, 06:59:22 PM
I was here all alone....... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 06:59:54 PM
I am here and all set to MEET FOGGY FROM THE AIRPORT safely
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2014, 07:06:40 PM
I am here and all set to MEET FOGGY FROM THE AIRPORT safely

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 07:10:12 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2014, 07:12:29 PM
I am here and all set to MEET FOGGY FROM THE AIRPORT safely

How far are you from Manchester......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2014, 07:14:46 PM
I PMd you you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing:  I am happy to meet the lass and transport her in luxury to some godforsaken place in Yorks. I can even buy her Nik Naks to keep her quiet  angel1  (LARGE SACK)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2014, 07:15:30 PM
I am here and all set to MEET FOGGY FROM THE AIRPORT safely

what could possibly go right?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2014, 07:16:02 PM
I PMd you you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing:  I am happy to meet the lass and transport her in luxury to some godforsaken place in Yorks. I can even buy her Nik Naks to keep her quiet  angel1  (LARGE SACK)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2014, 07:18:22 PM
I PMd you you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing:  I am happy to meet the lass and transport her in luxury to some godforsaken place in Yorks. I can even buy her Nik Naks to keep her quiet  angel1  (LARGE SACK)

* snigger *
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 16, 2014, 07:00:16 PM
I PMd you you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing:  I am happy to meet the lass and transport her in luxury to some godforsaken place in Yorks. I can even buy her Nik Naks to keep her quiet  angel1  (LARGE SACK)

Urban Word of the Day: "Pissable" - the same as "Possible" but including that will fuck it up.
Example: Q: "Can you pick Foggy up from the airport"
A: "Yes, it's pissable"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2014, 07:01:48 PM
I PMd you you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing:  I am happy to meet the lass and transport her in luxury to some godforsaken place in Yorks. I can even buy her Nik Naks to keep her quiet  angel1  (LARGE SACK)

Urban Word of the Day: "Pissable" - the same as "Possible" but including that will fuck it up.
Example: Q: "Can you pick Foggy up from the airport"
A: "Yes, it's pissable"

 lol: lol: lol:

She'd rather walk than be collected in the owld Sierra..... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on October 16, 2014, 07:03:56 PM
I PMd you you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing:  I am happy to meet the lass and transport her in luxury to some godforsaken place in Yorks. I can even buy her Nik Naks to keep her quiet  angel1  (LARGE SACK)

Urban Word of the Day: "Pissable" - the same as "Possible" but including that will fuck it up.
Example: Q: "Can you pick Foggy up from the airport"
A: "Yes, it's pissable"

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 19, 2014, 08:40:30 PM
 tunble:       sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2014, 08:41:04 PM
::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 19, 2014, 08:41:56 PM
::)

Now........ ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2014, 08:43:34 PM
::)

Now........ ::)

I was watching a filum like.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2014, 08:44:54 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2014, 09:48:31 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2014, 09:49:41 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2014, 09:28:26 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 26, 2014, 09:41:06 PM
Just leaving work. ..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2014, 09:42:32 PM
Just leaving work. ..

Beer time...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 26, 2014, 10:48:40 PM
Just leaving work. ..

Beer time...... Thumbs:

Ice-cold Carlsberg in hand now. Journey home extended as they have closed a road for repairs. Despite the fact that it's not meant to be closed until midnight...cower of shunts... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2014, 10:50:36 PM
Just leaving work. ..

Beer time...... Thumbs:

Ice-cold Carlsberg in hand now. Journey home extended as they have closed a road for repairs. Despite the fact that it's not meant to be closed until midnight...cower of shunts... cussing:

the clocks went back......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 26, 2014, 11:00:43 PM
Just leaving work. ..

Beer time...... Thumbs:

Ice-cold Carlsberg in hand now. Journey home extended as they have closed a road for repairs. Despite the fact that it's not meant to be closed until midnight...cower of shunts... cussing:

the clocks went back......... noooo:

Not by 2 hours they feckin didn't  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 26, 2014, 11:03:52 PM
Just leaving work. ..

Beer time...... Thumbs:

Ice-cold Carlsberg in hand now. Journey home extended as they have closed a road for repairs. Despite the fact that it's not meant to be closed until midnight...cower of shunts... cussing:

the clocks went back......... noooo:

Not by 2 hours they feckin didn't  cussing:


 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 26, 2014, 11:12:18 PM
Just leaving work. ..

Beer time...... Thumbs:

Ice-cold Carlsberg in hand now. Journey home extended as they have closed a road for repairs. Despite the fact that it's not meant to be closed until midnight...cower of shunts... cussing:

the clocks went back......... noooo:

Not by 2 hours they feckin didn't  cussing:
report them to the rozzers?  Obstructing the highway being an offence like

I got caught on the M25 a few years back when they closed lanes early and a 3 hour tailback resulted.  In the end the police turned up and ordered the sods to open them again.  I got a lame apology from the Highways agency and I swore next time it happened to me I'd demand proper action.

As you say cowers of shunts.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2014, 08:12:29 AM
Just leaving work. ..

Beer time...... Thumbs:

Ice-cold Carlsberg in hand now. Journey home extended as they have closed a road for repairs. Despite the fact that it's not meant to be closed until midnight...cower of shunts... cussing:

JOM...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2014, 08:49:52 AM
Just leaving work. ..

Beer time...... Thumbs:

Ice-cold Carlsberg in hand now. Journey home extended as they have closed a road for repairs. Despite the fact that it's not meant to be closed until midnight...cower of shunts... cussing:

JOM...  noooo:

JOM,'The Man in the Bowler Hat'.



http://youtu.be/yShvgXZQBTs (http://youtu.be/yShvgXZQBTs)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 27, 2014, 07:43:02 PM
 happy001

Oh and I have been working like.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2014, 07:43:55 PM
Tipsy  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 27, 2014, 07:46:04 PM
Nick  cool14:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2014, 07:49:58 PM
Have you ever felt an urge to be Jewish?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 27, 2014, 07:51:48 PM
Fey  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on October 30, 2014, 07:01:24 AM
Just leaving work. ..

Beer time...... Thumbs:

Ice-cold Carlsberg in hand now. Journey home extended as they have closed a road for repairs. Despite the fact that it's not meant to be closed until midnight...cower of shunts... cussing:

Just seen this

An absolute no-no. As Steve said, it's obstruction of the highway, so report it. If it was a Highways Agency route the closure order has to be signed by the Secretary of State (I'm sure he doesn't personally sign them  confused: ) as it is a "Statutory Instrument", and a copy of the "Temporary Traffic Regulation Order" (TTRO) MUST be on site and strictly adhered to. I'm pretty certain that the same rule applies for local authority routes

If one of our guys did that they would (and have some time ago) been removed from post
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2014, 09:49:45 AM
 :thumbsup: cheers JOM

FWIW the guys that do the road maintenance on the A21 are effin good.  They don't start til 8pm, often give several minutes grace, give loads of warning and are usually finished by 10.30.    Must be frustrating to have to do a road in 2 hours chunks.

Still annoying though when you set off for the pub at 8.15 and have forgotten  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2014, 02:42:31 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2014, 02:54:18 PM
been watching car crash football  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2014, 11:51:47 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2014, 12:59:33 AM
tunble:

Wot happened to the old night shift....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 04, 2014, 08:39:52 AM
tunble:

Wot happened to the old night shift....... rubschin:
Dunno, ask Misty?  She was a late night poster (why doesn't that sound right)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2014, 02:24:11 PM
tunble:

Wot happened to the old night shift....... rubschin:
Dunno, ask Misty?  She was a late night poster (why doesn't that sound right)

Too close to four-poster?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2014, 05:44:56 PM
 tunble: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2014, 05:50:51 PM
tunble: sad24:

I am still in shock................ surrender:  just to start 3 pairs of shoes........ eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2014, 05:51:25 PM
How many feet has she got?  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 04, 2014, 05:53:05 PM
How many feet has she got?  eeek: eeek:

Zactly...... noooo:  it didn't stop there ...had to retire to the pub and let her get on with it......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2014, 05:57:09 PM
How many feet has she got?  eeek: eeek:

Zactly...... noooo:  it didn't stop there ...had to retire to the pub and let her get on with it......

pathead:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 04, 2014, 08:09:14 PM
How many feet has she got?  eeek: eeek:

Zactly...... noooo:  it didn't stop there ...had to retire to the pub and let her get on with it......

 ::) ::) any excuse
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 11:38:32 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 11:41:26 AM
I'm here like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 11:43:08 AM
I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I have to go out soon ......... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 11:55:06 AM
I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I have to go out soon ......... evil:

Be careful out there!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 11:59:44 AM
I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I have to go out soon ......... evil:

Be careful out there!  Thumbs:

More shopping......... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 12:05:54 PM
I'm here like!  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:  I have to go out soon ......... evil:

Be careful out there!  Thumbs:

More shopping......... evil:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2014, 11:31:48 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2014, 11:44:58 AM
I went to the shops like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2014, 11:46:38 AM
I went to the shops like...  Thumbs:

Don't talk about shopping....... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2014, 11:53:03 AM
I went to the shops like...  Thumbs:

Don't talk about shopping....... cussing:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2014, 01:23:43 PM
Just got frightened by a rat  eeek: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2014, 01:27:34 PM
Just got frightened by a rat  eeek: scared2: scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2014, 01:29:20 PM
Picked up a rubbish bag outside to put in the bin and it peeped out at me. I screamed  redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2014, 01:32:00 PM
Picked up a rubbish bag outside to put in the bin and it peeped out at me. I screamed  redface: redface:

Poor rat, coming face-to-face with you....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2014, 01:44:30 PM
Picked up a rubbish bag outside to put in the bin and it peeped out at me. I screamed  redface: redface:

Poor rat, coming face-to-face with you....  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pet-happy.com%2Ffiles%2Fup%2F2011%2F08%2Fcat-hunting-mouse.jpeg&hash=ebcf02bfd44c62cfce5b8d0c0100e47afbd4c783)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2014, 01:44:54 PM
 evil:

It lives under my decking  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2014, 01:46:52 PM
evil:

It lives under my decking  scared2: scared2:

"It"? You mean "they".

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2014, 01:48:35 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2014, 01:49:06 PM
Picked up a rubbish bag outside to put in the bin and it peeped out at me. I screamed  redface: redface:

Poor rat, coming face-to-face with you....  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pet-happy.com%2Ffiles%2Fup%2F2011%2F08%2Fcat-hunting-mouse.jpeg&hash=ebcf02bfd44c62cfce5b8d0c0100e47afbd4c783)

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2014, 01:49:32 PM
evil:

It lives under my decking  scared2: scared2:

"It"? You mean "they".

Hundreds of them under there prolly....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2014, 02:09:56 PM
Best way to get rid of rats, cut off the food supply.  Unless you do then no matter how many you get killed, they will always come back.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2014, 03:06:11 PM
Best way to get rid of rats, cut off the food supply.  Unless you do then no matter how many you get killed, they will always come back.

Get rid of Mr. Stew you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2014, 03:06:58 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2014, 03:11:29 PM
evil:

It lives under my decking  scared2: scared2:

"It"? You mean "they".

How large was the one you saw Nick, there could be a nest of these big buggers underneath your decking  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.westernmorningnews.co.uk%2Fimages%2Flocalworld%2Fugc-images%2F276272%2FArticle%2Fimages%2F20966480%2F6019188-large.jpg&hash=0fb42bb67773118fa7892905f575b0a8081803f1)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2014, 03:20:45 PM
 sad32: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2014, 05:24:20 PM
Do you still have the incinerator?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2014, 05:25:10 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2014, 05:27:56 PM
Do you still have the incinerator?  rubschin:

His oven........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2014, 05:29:45 PM
Was just thinking that if Nick sets fire to the decking the horde of rats will be drive out and he can whack them over the head with a shovel..... 



What's the worst that could happen.......  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2014, 08:06:51 PM
If only Mr Rat could post here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2014, 08:30:36 PM
If only Mr Rat could post here

Not here....

...in Pets Corner surely....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2014, 10:36:24 PM
If only Mr Rat could post here

Not here....

...in Pets Corner surely....  Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

 rubschin:


Nah, too much like hard work, will leave such to Mr Nick
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 11, 2014, 08:03:44 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 11, 2014, 08:40:02 PM
been busy like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on November 12, 2014, 08:32:02 PM
I was out  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 13, 2014, 01:38:33 PM
 tunble:  again....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 13, 2014, 02:28:21 PM
been busy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 13, 2014, 02:29:55 PM
Only 34 post....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 22, 2014, 08:10:55 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2014, 08:46:27 PM
Interwebby died here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 25, 2014, 05:27:36 PM
 tunble:  BM must be snoring, Nick in the beefeater.......the rest...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2014, 05:40:17 PM
Been werkin like.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2014, 06:12:04 PM
Was watching a movie like....  cloud9:

...and tending to my poor head....  sad24:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2014, 06:34:28 PM
Been at werk, like  :thumbsup: angel1

Beefeater is calling me noooo:  On expenses  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2014, 08:27:48 PM
been decorating   evil: evil: evil:

I hate decorating.  Got to do some more in a minute or so

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2014, 04:11:33 PM
 tunble:   rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 04:18:05 PM
Crackling time! Drool:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2014, 04:19:19 PM
Crackling time! Drool:

Is it crispy......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2014, 05:39:00 PM
Crackling time! Drool:

Is it crispy......... rubschin:

Of course.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2014, 05:42:19 PM
LL burnt it  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 02, 2014, 12:00:22 PM
Off to the real pub......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 02, 2014, 04:18:56 PM
Off to the real pub......... Thumbs:

Good move.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2014, 02:43:19 PM
 tunble:

guess Nick is planning his wedding and BM is glued to something...... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2014, 02:46:41 PM
I was walking the dog (NAE)....

Beautiful evening....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 04, 2014, 07:36:10 PM
I was at a Curry House in West Brom. for lunch with the girls. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2014, 08:25:15 PM
Sounds thrilling  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 05, 2014, 07:23:16 AM
Well the food was rubbish but I don't like curry but the Conversation was intelligent, informative with a a lot of comedy thrown in.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2014, 08:54:10 AM
Gossip  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2014, 06:02:11 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 06, 2014, 07:21:32 PM
I was ironing.  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2014, 07:27:43 PM
Staff mutiny  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2014, 08:21:33 PM
I was ironing.  evil:

Good woman........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 06, 2014, 08:59:33 PM
I was ironing.  evil:

Good woman........ Thumbs:


Only so that I could pack for my trip south tomorrow.   cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2014, 09:05:49 PM
 eeek: eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 07:29:33 AM
I was entertaining...  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 08:16:36 AM
That's a first
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 08:21:29 AM
That's a first

* moves a billionteen €uros from left pocket to right pocket *


::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2014, 03:52:55 PM
Are all the members drinking with Nick in Soho......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 08, 2014, 04:00:42 PM
Virtually you mean  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2014, 06:01:44 PM
Another back quack visit

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2014, 07:22:52 PM
Virtually you mean  :thumbsup:

The best he can hope for.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 08, 2014, 08:02:35 PM
I was struggling to make public transport work.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2014, 06:33:16 PM
 tunble:               rubschin:

BM must be sleeping.........the rest......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 09, 2014, 11:41:17 PM
tunble:               rubschin:

BM must be sleeping.........the rest......... rubschin:
I was trying to go bankrupt at Bluewater
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2014, 12:56:02 AM
tunble:               rubschin:

BM must be sleeping.........the rest......... rubschin:
I was trying to go bankrupt at Bluewater

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on December 10, 2014, 09:24:51 PM
tunble:               rubschin:

BM must be sleeping.........the rest......... rubschin:
I was trying to go bankrupt at Bluewater

Again  Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2014, 09:33:40 PM
tunble:               rubschin:

BM must be sleeping.........the rest......... rubschin:
I was trying to go bankrupt at Bluewater

Again  Shocked:
£500+ spent

Still Crimbo is mostly solved now, just as long as friends and rellies don't mind getting a load of overpriced tat. 

best? bit was the tapas bar and the barman giving us all sorts of wine to taste for free and then us ordering a case of it online there and then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2014, 09:34:36 PM
tunble:               rubschin:

BM must be sleeping.........the rest......... rubschin:
I was trying to go bankrupt at Bluewater

Again  Shocked:
£500+ spent

Still Crimbo is mostly solved now, just as long as friends and rellies don't mind getting a load of overpriced tat. 

best? bit was the tapas bar and the barman giving us all sorts f wine to taste and then ordering a case of it online there and then

 Shocked:

500 presents....... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on December 10, 2014, 09:39:59 PM
tunble:               rubschin:

BM must be sleeping.........the rest......... rubschin:
I was trying to go bankrupt at Bluewater

Again  Shocked:
£500+ spent

Still Crimbo is mostly solved now, just as long as friends and rellies don't mind getting a load of overpriced tat. 

best? bit was the tapas bar and the barman giving us all sorts of wine to taste for free and then us ordering a case of it online there and then

I have done mine online not been to the shops with being poorly  ::)   I am done other than a few choci's  whistle:

I dread to think how much I have spent tho  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2014, 09:42:11 PM
We did loads on line too, God knows how much has gone there.

I think the breakdown of yesterday is

Present(s) for me:  ???? (better be something)
Pressies for her:  £127
Pressies for friends and rellies:  ~£180
Food and silly przes and stuff:  ~£50
Clothes for her:  £160
Drink and Hadron Colliders etc at Tapas bar:  £32 incl BIG tip
Case of wine:   £60

Fucking hell, worse than I thought  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on December 10, 2014, 09:44:40 PM
We did loads on line too, God knows how much has gone there.

I think the breakdown of yesterday is

Present(s) for me:  ???? (better be something)
Pressies for her:  £127
Pressies for friends and rellies:  ~£180
Food and silly przes and stuff:  ~£50
Clothes for her:  £160
Drink and Hadron Colliders etc at Tapas bar:  £32 incl BIG tip
Case of wine:   £60

Fucking hell, worse than I thought  cry:

 lol:  She got you there didn't she    lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2014, 09:45:50 PM
We did loads on line too, God knows how much has gone there.

I think the breakdown of yesterday is

Present(s) for me:  ???? (better be something)
Pressies for her:  £127
Pressies for friends and rellies:  ~£180
Food and silly przes and stuff:  ~£50
Clothes for her:  £160
Drink and Hadron Colliders etc at Tapas bar:  £32 incl BIG tip
Case of wine:   £60

Fucking hell, worse than I thought  cry:

 lol:  She got you there didn't she    lol: lol:
nah, she am worth it
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2014, 09:47:29 PM
We did loads on line too, God knows how much has gone there.

I think the breakdown of yesterday is

Present(s) for me:  ???? (better be something)
Pressies for her:  £127
Pressies for friends and rellies:  ~£180
Food and silly przes and stuff:  ~£50
Clothes for her:  £160
Drink and Hadron Colliders etc at Tapas bar:  £32 incl BIG tip
Case of wine:   £60

Fucking hell, worse than I thought  cry:

 lol:  She got you there didn't she    lol: lol:
nah, she am worth it

Are you married to the NLS........... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2014, 09:49:23 PM
We did loads on line too, God knows how much has gone there.

I think the breakdown of yesterday is

Present(s) for me:  ???? (better be something)
Pressies for her:  £127
Pressies for friends and rellies:  ~£180
Food and silly przes and stuff:  ~£50
Clothes for her:  £160
Drink and Hadron Colliders etc at Tapas bar:  £32 incl BIG tip
Case of wine:   £60

Fucking hell, worse than I thought  cry:

 lol:  She got you there didn't she    lol: lol:
nah, she am worth it

Are you married to the NLS........... eeek:

NLS???
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2014, 09:52:47 PM
We did loads on line too, God knows how much has gone there.

I think the breakdown of yesterday is

Present(s) for me:  ???? (better be something)
Pressies for her:  £127
Pressies for friends and rellies:  ~£180
Food and silly przes and stuff:  ~£50
Clothes for her:  £160
Drink and Hadron Colliders etc at Tapas bar:  £32 incl BIG tip
Case of wine:   £60

Fucking hell, worse than I thought  cry:

 lol:  She got you there didn't she    lol: lol:
nah, she am worth it

Are you married to the NLS........... eeek:

NLS???

Nigger loving slut............cheryl........... cussing:     l'oreal.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2014, 09:56:37 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2014, 10:03:17 PM
NLS is the l'oreal spokes-person.........their slogan is "because you are worth it"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 02:21:50 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2014, 02:24:04 PM
tunble:
I was cooking - or maybe not

Big discussion t'other day was whether making boiled eggs with toast was cooking.  I say it is, just very unimaginative

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 02:27:25 PM
tunble:
I was cooking - or maybe not

Big discussion t'other day was whether making boiled eggs with toast was cooking.  I say it is, just very unimaginative

Soft boiled eggs are not easy ........ noooo:  to get right......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2014, 02:34:48 PM
tunble:
I was cooking - or maybe not

Big discussion t'other day was whether making boiled eggs with toast was cooking.  I say it is, just very unimaginative

Soft boiled eggs are not easy ........ noooo:  to get right......
Dead easy with an egg boiler gismo wot the likes of Amazon sell.  Even I cannot eff them up, the toast is more at risk.

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 02:52:48 PM
tunble:
I was cooking - or maybe not

Big discussion t'other day was whether making boiled eggs with toast was cooking.  I say it is, just very unimaginative

Soft boiled eggs are not easy ........ noooo:  to get right......
Dead easy with an egg boiler gismo wot the likes of Amazon sell.  Even I cannot eff them up, the toast is more at risk.

The one from dragons den.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2014, 03:01:20 PM
tunble:
I was cooking - or maybe not

Big discussion t'other day was whether making boiled eggs with toast was cooking.  I say it is, just very unimaginative

Soft boiled eggs are not easy ........ noooo:  to get right......
Dead easy with an egg boiler gismo wot the likes of Amazon sell.  Even I cannot eff them up, the toast is more at risk.

The one from dragons den.......... rubschin:
Shrugs:

Got one in France years ago and this one about 5 years ago from Amazon.  If you like boiled eggs they are just so seemples. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 06:45:55 PM
 tunble:           rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2014, 08:18:38 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 08:21:42 PM
greet2:

Celebrating the win......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2014, 08:26:59 PM
greet2:

Celebrating the win......... rubschin:
Trying to get the house back in some sort of order.  Stuff ain't fitting back where it came from
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2014, 08:07:02 PM
 tunble:.......... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2014, 08:37:08 PM
I was watching the tellybox like.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2014, 10:59:20 PM
We was round me bruvver's
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 22, 2014, 11:12:59 PM
I was in the pool of This hotel.  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2014, 11:14:17 PM
DId it overflow?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 22, 2014, 11:15:30 PM
 angel1. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2014, 11:16:50 PM
I was in the pool of This hotel.  angel1

Another holiday....... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 22, 2014, 11:21:00 PM
I am working till Christmas Eve.   ... Awaits jokes.  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 23, 2014, 12:09:58 AM
I was in the pool of This hotel.  angel1
Any quadcopters in it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 23, 2014, 12:10:59 AM
I was in the pool of This hotel.  angel1
Any quadcopters in it?

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2014, 12:39:01 AM
I was in the pool of This hotel.  angel1
Any quadcopters in it?

 ;D
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2014, 05:37:31 PM
 tunble:    sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2014, 05:42:03 PM
I popped out for a few bits and From Russia with Love is on, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2014, 05:54:35 PM
I popped out for a few bits and From Russia with Love is on, like  :thumbsup:


James Bond or a dodgy website......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2014, 05:58:32 PM
 ::)

I leave that to Baldy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2014, 06:23:40 PM
I popped out for a few bits and From Russia with Love is on, like  :thumbsup:


James Bond or a dodgy website......... rubschin:

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2015, 02:11:17 PM
 tunble:         rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2015, 03:25:26 PM
I was up at Miss A's like....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2015, 03:26:31 PM
I was up at Miss A's like....

Snigger........ redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2015, 03:27:53 PM
I was up at Miss A's like....

Snigger........ redface:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2015, 03:32:10 PM
I was driving, like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2015, 03:35:40 PM
I was driving, like

Expenses........... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2015, 03:36:53 PM
45p per mile  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 04, 2015, 07:18:19 PM
tunble:         rubschin:
hostipal visitting
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2015, 07:22:07 PM
45p per mile  angel1

Cost of owld Sierra, £3.54 per mile..... facepalm:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2015, 07:23:07 PM
He is doing splendidly. Apart from the heater evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2015, 07:25:43 PM
He is doing splendidly. Apart from the heater evil:

A new boiler....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2015, 05:34:48 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2015, 06:34:21 PM
greet1:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2015, 07:14:41 PM
I have been bizzy like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2015, 07:30:32 PM
Werking late  NickSick

Dinner next  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 08:58:55 PM
Quiet tonight.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2015, 09:03:11 PM
Quiet every night now.....  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 09:05:05 PM
Quiet every night now.....  cry:

Need new drinks....or a Nick pub quiz........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2015, 09:17:37 PM
Quiet every night now.....  cry:

Need new drinks....or a Nick pub quiz........ rubschin:

or a pool table like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 09:19:30 PM
Quiet every night now.....  cry:

Need new drinks....or a Nick pub quiz........ rubschin:

or a pool table like...?  rubschin:

Pocket billiards........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2015, 09:27:35 PM
Quiet every night now.....  cry:

Need new drinks....or a Nick pub quiz........ rubschin:

or a pool table like...?  rubschin:

Pocket billiards........ rubschin:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2015, 11:53:55 PM
Twas at the All Round the World pub.  Tonight was the Americas.  Jeez I am so full up

Booze:  Brazil
Tapas themes of Brazil, USA, Argentina, Trinidad, Venezuela and 3 I've forgootten

Next week Africa
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2015, 11:55:55 PM
Twas at the All Round the World pub.  Tonight was the Americas.  Jeez I am so full up

Booze:  Brazil
Tapas themes of Brazil, USA, Argentina, Trinidad, Venezuela and 3 I've forgootten

Next week Africa

Take 3 quid ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2015, 11:58:23 PM
Twas at the All Round the World pub.  Tonight was the Americas.  Jeez I am so full up

Booze:  Brazil
Tapas themes of Brazil, USA, Argentina, Trinidad, Venezuela and 3 I've forgootten

Next week Africa

Take 3 quid ......... noooo:
I was more thinking of Ebola protection gear
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2015, 06:01:14 PM
 tunble:      rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2015, 06:15:25 PM
I have been driving (300 miles)  NickSick
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2015, 06:23:55 PM
I have been driving (300 miles)  NickSick

How was the Boy.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2015, 06:28:53 PM
He has grown a beard  Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2015, 06:31:06 PM
He has grown a beard  Shocked:

Top man ..... Thumbs:  no more shaving.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2015, 09:19:13 PM
evening all  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2015, 09:23:41 PM
greet1:  Misty
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2015, 09:28:14 PM
I have taken over the laptop!  Thumbs:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2015, 09:28:31 PM
Misty!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2015, 09:40:04 PM
Misty!  cloud9:


 ahhhhh, did ya miss me?  cloud9:

I have taken Apeys place on the puter sofa, sitting comfortably in the dent he has created in the cushion he is constantly planted in.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2015, 09:45:29 PM
Apey's in the dungeon you say
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2015, 09:47:16 PM
Apey's in the dungeon you say

my patio needs redoing..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2015, 09:49:58 PM
 eveilgrin: you say
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2015, 09:55:50 PM
eveilgrin: you say

 eveilgrin: I have a shovel, BM can bring his wheelbarrow.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2015, 09:57:23 PM
eveilgrin: you say

 eveilgrin: I have a shovel, BM can bring his wheelbarrow.  Thumbs:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2015, 10:03:03 PM
eveilgrin: you say

 eveilgrin: I have a shovel, BM can bring his wheelbarrow.  Thumbs:

 rubschin:

group effort and all that  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2015, 10:07:35 PM
Arse!  cussing:

I've spent about an hour arguing against some bitch promoting a pyramid selling scheme in the village and have produced some of the most eloquent and sophisticated arguments....


...and they just deleted the bastard thread!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2015, 10:09:02 PM
Arse!  cussing:

I've spent about an hour arguing against some bitch promoting a pyramid selling scheme in the village and have produced some of the most eloquent and sophisticated arguments....


...and they just deleted the bastard thread!  cussing:

Where
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2015, 10:10:26 PM
Arse!  cussing:

I've spent about an hour arguing against some bitch promoting a pyramid selling scheme in the village and have produced some of the most eloquent and sophisticated arguments....


...and they just deleted the bastard thread!  cussing:

Where

It has been fecking deleted you mong!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 25, 2015, 10:18:52 PM
Arse!  cussing:

I've spent about an hour arguing against some bitch promoting a pyramid selling scheme in the village and have produced some of the most eloquent and sophisticated arguments....


...and they just deleted the bastard thread!  cussing:

Where

It has been fecking deleted you mong!  cussing:


that was Apey  ::) I leave the puter for two fucking minutes.  noooo:

anyhoo... point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2015, 10:35:35 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 26, 2015, 01:22:41 PM
Quiet today  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2015, 01:33:02 PM
I thought that...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2015, 02:24:09 PM
I have been tooooo bizzy to post like.....  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2015, 03:17:11 PM
My intermong was/is fecked........ cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2015, 03:20:15 PM
My intermong was/is fecked........ cussing:

Of course, of course.... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2015, 03:21:49 PM
My intermong was/is fecked........ cussing:

Of course, of course.... ::)

It took 20 mins to post that....... Banghead  I'd rather it go completely than on/off.......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2015, 03:25:21 PM
My intermong was/is fecked........ cussing:

Of course, of course.... ::)

It took 20 mins to post that....... Banghead  I'd rather it go completely than on/off.......

A lot of people have been saying they are having intermong problems over here....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2015, 04:55:30 PM
I have been at werk, like.  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2015, 07:43:39 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2015, 11:10:40 PM
hostipal day then out for a meal with friends
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 03:05:16 PM
Was gonna get the birthday beers in ...............but .......... tunble:



closes wallet.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 03:16:54 PM
Was gonna get the birthday beers in ...............but .......... tunble:



closes wallet.....

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2015, 03:18:35 PM
Was gonna get the birthday beers in ...............but .......... tunble:



closes wallet.....

 cloud9:

Too late .........maybe next year........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2015, 03:47:24 PM
Was gonna get the birthday beers in ...............but .......... tunble:



closes wallet.....

 cloud9:

Too late .........maybe next year........ Thumbs:

 cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2015, 07:05:07 PM
Quiet today........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on January 28, 2015, 07:30:01 PM
Just popped in for a quick one  ::) busy week had enough of decorating eveilgrin:

Why did I agree to have visitors this weekend  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2015, 07:32:40 PM
Just popped in for a quick one  ::) busy week had enough of decorating eveilgrin:

Why did I agree to have visitors this weekend  scared2:

A quickie eh?  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on January 28, 2015, 07:41:36 PM
Just popped in for a quick one  ::) busy week had enough of decorating eveilgrin:

Why did I agree to have visitors this weekend  scared2:

A quickie eh?  eyes:

Story of my life  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2015, 08:45:01 PM
Just popped in for a quick one  ::) busy week had enough of decorating eveilgrin:

Why did I agree to have visitors this weekend  scared2:

lightly grilled visitors on toast?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 31, 2015, 11:12:53 AM
Just popped in for a quick one  ::) busy week had enough of decorating eveilgrin:

Why did I agree to have visitors this weekend  scared2:

A quickie eh?  eyes:

Story of my life  whistle:

I thought it was pronounced "keesh" . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2015, 09:15:01 PM
I think BM's music is stopping soon .....you can all come back....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2015, 10:14:02 PM
been out to see a pub close down sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2015, 10:18:37 PM
been out to see a pub close down sad32: sad32: sad32:

Free drinks........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2015, 10:22:45 PM
Err no

they need every penny to set up their new business.

Place was heaving, it'll be  tunble: tomorrow
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2015, 10:28:08 PM
Err no

they need every penny to set up their new business.

Place was heaving, it'll be  tunble: tomorrow

Tight gits......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 31, 2015, 10:57:18 PM
Err no

they need every penny to set up their new business.

Place was heaving, it'll be  tunble: tomorrow

Tight gits......... noooo:

No, two very decent people who deserve a fair break.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2015, 11:00:31 PM
Err no

they need every penny to set up their new business.

Place was heaving, it'll be  tunble: tomorrow

Tight gits......... noooo:

No, two very decent people who deserve a fair break.

Only joking ....wish them all the best....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2015, 07:18:23 PM
Misty is here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 02, 2015, 08:27:08 PM
Misty is here!  cloud9:

Indeed I is! Yoo hoo!
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2015, 08:36:39 PM
Misty is here!  cloud9:

Indeed I is! Yoo hoo!

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2015, 09:49:05 PM
I has been busy house sitting in the coldest house in the world until the very nice man from British Gas came to fix it  :thumbsup:

All fixed now but I am effin knackered  surrender:.  Amazing how much energy you use shivering. 

And me crook eye is still crook  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2015, 09:52:02 PM
I has been busy house sitting in the coldest house in the world until the very nice man from British Gas came to fix it  :thumbsup:

All fixed now but I am effin knackered  surrender:.  Amazing how much energy you use shivering. 

And me crook eye is still crook  evil:

Can you give Nick the number....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2015, 10:12:47 PM
I has been busy house sitting in the coldest house in the world until the very nice man from British Gas came to fix it  :thumbsup:

All fixed now but I am effin knackered  surrender:.  Amazing how much energy you use shivering. 

And me crook eye is still crook  evil:

Can you give Nick the number....... Thumbs:
Yes but does he have a British Gas HomeCare contract? 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2015, 10:15:10 PM
I has been busy house sitting in the coldest house in the world until the very nice man from British Gas came to fix it  :thumbsup:

All fixed now but I am effin knackered  surrender:.  Amazing how much energy you use shivering. 

And me crook eye is still crook  evil:

Can you give Nick the number....... Thumbs:
Yes but does he have a British Gas HomeCare contract?

No a cold house....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2015, 02:51:18 PM
 tunble:  are we out of crunchies...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2015, 02:54:20 PM
I have been dozing  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2015, 03:02:00 PM
I have been dozing  redface:

Too much dancing........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2015, 03:09:03 PM
We are cleaning as LL's sister arrives on Sunday.... ::)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 06, 2015, 10:13:21 PM
We are cleaning as LL's sister arrives on Sunday.... ::)

Wimmin. ::)

Why do they need to pretend the place is always spotless? The visitor knows it was a pigsty the day before, so why change it?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2015, 07:45:06 PM
Quiet tonight... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 07, 2015, 09:04:43 PM
Quiet tonight... rubschin:

Everybody swabbing the decks before a visitation?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2015, 11:29:30 PM
We has been at an 30th birthday party

Now on route home
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 11, 2015, 06:44:31 PM
Where'd everyone go?

You still there Steve?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2015, 06:46:21 PM
Oh no I'm not here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 11, 2015, 06:55:55 PM
Who said that?  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 11, 2015, 07:11:14 PM
everyone gone.  sad32:

then who am I talking to?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2015, 07:16:39 PM
Well not me obviously as I'm not here

(had to feed the cat, she was most insistent)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 11, 2015, 07:30:30 PM
Well not me obviously as I'm not here

(had to feed the cat, she was most insistent)

 lol: lol:

I cant go anywhere, my cat is clingng to my lap with his head burried, hates storms.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2015, 07:35:45 PM
Well not me obviously as I'm not here

(had to feed the cat, she was most insistent)

 lol: lol:

I cant go anywhere, my cat is clingng to my lap with his head burried, hates storms.
CWMBO doesn't seem to mind them, probably as she is very deaf and as the vet ever so politely hinted, showing signs of dementia.  She does go absolutely nutty if she doesn't get her food on time followed by her meaty sticks - little does she know that the meaty sticks have her tablets hidden in them.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2015, 07:38:19 PM
Nick is online, just very quiet
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 11, 2015, 07:43:35 PM
Well not me obviously as I'm not here

(had to feed the cat, she was most insistent)

 lol: lol:

I cant go anywhere, my cat is clingng to my lap with his head burried, hates storms.
CWMBO doesn't seem to mind them, probably as she is very deaf and as the vet ever so politely hinted, showing signs of dementia.  She does go absolutely nutty if she doesn't get her food on time followed by her meaty sticks - little does she know that the meaty sticks have her tablets hidden in them.

I wish that worked with mine. I always think I have got away with it til a few hours later when I find a spat out soggy pill behind the sofa.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 11, 2015, 07:44:13 PM
Nick is online, just very quiet


I scare him.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2015, 07:54:49 PM
Nick is online, just very quiet


I scare him.
lol:

Mort and Meister are online too now
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 11, 2015, 07:57:26 PM
Steve a.k.a GCHQ  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2015, 07:57:47 PM
I have been busy like  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2015, 08:01:17 PM
Steve a.k.a GCHQ  eeek:
eeek: eeek:

Apey told me how to do it

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=who (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=who)

It's also a link somewhere on the base forum page
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 11, 2015, 08:02:41 PM
Apey told me how to do it

Not one of the big boys then.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 11, 2015, 08:04:34 PM
I was busy looking for hotels for next week but cant find one that either is a price I like or has a pool I like.



Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2015, 08:06:57 PM
I have a nice one in Malta  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 11, 2015, 08:08:29 PM
You little teaser  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 11, 2015, 08:10:26 PM
You little teaser  ;)

I have a nice one in Malta  whistle:

How far is that from where I will be next week then?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 11, 2015, 08:12:43 PM
That depends where you are  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 11, 2015, 08:29:39 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2015, 10:33:27 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2015, 10:44:59 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2015, 11:01:31 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2015, 03:17:59 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2015, 03:34:35 PM
tunble:

I was doin' stuff..... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2015, 04:35:41 PM
I was 7 pin bowling and taking the viciously clawed CWMBO to the vet for her monthly fix

Mrs K has been wounded by the little sod
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2015, 08:08:00 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2015, 08:33:39 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2015, 06:06:34 PM
Where has everyone gone...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2015, 06:07:14 PM
I'm back!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2015, 06:08:08 PM
I'm back!  Thumbs:

From the take-away...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2015, 06:08:49 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2015, 07:21:51 PM
We was out looking at Kent villages.  Particularly impressed with the Farleighs with their bonkers roads and Wateringbury with its quite excellent coffee shop/wine bar

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 02, 2015, 09:03:02 PM
We was out looking at Kent villages.  Particularly impressed with the Farleighs with their bonkers roads and Wateringbury with its quite excellent coffee shop/wine bar

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2015, 07:56:12 PM
Really quiet tonight......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on March 07, 2015, 08:00:13 PM
Go and play with Foggy. I am shagged out and off to bedski  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2015, 08:03:36 PM
Go and play with Foggy. I am shagged out and off to bedski  noooo:

She is watching shite tv......... noooo:  gonna get my book,,,,,
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2015, 08:34:16 PM
Go and play with Foggy. I am shagged out and off to bedski  noooo:

She is watching shite tv......... noooo:  gonna get my book,,,,,

I'll have €5 on Nick posting " surrender:" first thing in the morning....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2015, 08:35:19 PM
Go and play with Foggy. I am shagged out and off to bedski  noooo:

She is watching shite tv......... noooo:  gonna get my book,,,,,

I'll have €5 on Nick posting " surrender:" first thing in the morning....  Thumbs:

We have a thread for that....... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2015, 10:00:55 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2015, 10:09:17 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2015, 10:12:11 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:  Uncle must be celebrating with Tipsy and TG drowning his sorrows with Grump....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2015, 10:18:40 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:  Uncle must be celebrating with Tipsy and TG drowning his sorrows with Grump....
Couple of narrow squeak wins.  They must be exhausterised
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2015, 06:36:58 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2015, 07:02:37 PM
been back quacked and other stuff

Out to pub soon
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2015, 08:16:56 PM
 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2015, 10:37:52 PM
 tunble: 

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2015, 10:46:36 PM
been reading shite on another forum
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2015, 11:00:53 PM
been reading shite on another forum

Wot's wrong with our shite,,,,,,, cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2015, 11:09:35 PM
been reading shite on another forum

Wot's wrong with our shite,,,,,,, cussing:
There wasn't any here







today

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2015, 11:10:21 PM
been reading shite on another forum

Wot's wrong with our shite,,,,,,, cussing:
There wasn't any here







today

BM posted....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2015, 11:26:31 PM
been reading shite on another forum

Wot's wrong with our shite,,,,,,, cussing:
There wasn't any here







today

BM posted....... rubschin:
His ghost writer posted you mean
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 28, 2015, 08:52:20 AM
been reading shite on another forum

Wot's wrong with our shite,,,,,,, cussing:
There wasn't any here







today

BM posted....... rubschin:
His ghost writer posted you mean

No I bloody didn't.        cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2015, 11:10:45 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2015, 09:05:18 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2015, 09:23:47 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2015, 09:27:59 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 06:20:16 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2015, 06:40:36 PM
Been in the real bar
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2015, 06:41:40 PM
Been in the real bar

Excused....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2015, 11:08:56 PM
Went to pub with friends
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 21, 2015, 03:11:31 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2015, 03:41:56 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 21, 2015, 03:50:31 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2015, 03:53:12 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:

All nice and fresh like....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 21, 2015, 04:17:43 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:

All nice and fresh like....  :thumbsup:


I need help getting to the bath, then in it, then out of it........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2015, 04:20:57 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:

All nice and fresh like....  :thumbsup:


I need help getting to the bath, then in it, then out of it........ rubschin:

We have a shower stool!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2015, 04:21:21 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 21, 2015, 04:29:05 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:

All nice and fresh like....  :thumbsup:


I need help getting to the bath, then in it, then out of it........ rubschin:

We have a shower stool!  :thumbsup:


very proud of you offering only the stool. well done BM.  :thumbsup:


Nick.........predictable.  ;)

So, Nick is gonna help me onto the shower stool?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 04:32:50 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:

All nice and fresh like....  :thumbsup:


I need help getting to the bath, then in it, then out of it........ rubschin:

We have a shower stool!  :thumbsup:


very proud of you offering only the stool. well done BM.  :thumbsup:


Nick.........predictable.  ;)

So, Nick is gonna help me onto the shower stool?  rubschin:

You after matching injuries then Misty?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 21, 2015, 04:34:42 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:

All nice and fresh like....  :thumbsup:


I need help getting to the bath, then in it, then out of it........ rubschin:

We have a shower stool!  :thumbsup:


very proud of you offering only the stool. well done BM.  :thumbsup:


Nick.........predictable.  ;)

So, Nick is gonna help me onto the shower stool?  rubschin:

You after matching injuries then Misty?  rubschin:

Point well made wise sir.  Thumbs:

Flannel wash it is.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 04:36:11 PM
The stool is a good idea, it's just Nick helping that seems risky  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 21, 2015, 04:40:28 PM
The stool is a good idea, it's just Nick helping that seems risky  rubschin:


 lol: lol: lol:
 sorry, laughing at "Nick" and "helping" in the same sentence. made me chuckle. You do however prove a valid point Grump.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2015, 04:42:07 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 21, 2015, 04:52:05 PM
evil:

oh come on, you break stuff, I hurt myself, between us a broken foot and a slippy floor is not a great idea.
How did you bleed all over your appartment block and the car when you were here again?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 05:38:48 PM
evil:

oh come on, you break stuff, I hurt myself, between us a broken foot and a slippy floor is not a great idea.
How did you bleed all over your appartment block and the car when you were here again?  rubschin:

Bleedin' idiot you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2015, 05:51:21 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:

All nice and fresh like....  :thumbsup:


I need help getting to the bath, then in it, then out of it........ rubschin:

We have a shower stool!  :thumbsup:


very proud of you offering only the stool. well done BM.  :thumbsup:


Nick.........predictable.  ;)

So, Nick is gonna help me onto the shower stool?  rubschin:

 angel1


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fu8feirmn9%2Fshower_stool_12203kdr.jpg&hash=d2da23ccd3fdc90998bc92a02fb88f108c62e65f) (http://postimg.org/image/u8feirmn9/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2015, 11:35:38 PM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:

All nice and fresh like....  :thumbsup:


I need help getting to the bath, then in it, then out of it........ rubschin:

We have a shower stool!  :thumbsup:

Who shit..... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2015, 06:43:13 AM
I'm bored and broken and there's nobody to talk to.  sad24:

I'm here!  cloud9:

I was in the shower like.....

all clean and shiny now then?  Thumbs:

All nice and fresh like....  :thumbsup:


I need help getting to the bath, then in it, then out of it........ rubschin:

We have a shower stool!  :thumbsup:

Who shit..... noooo:

 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 08:12:53 PM
You could always get Misty one of these to help her be mobile for the time being Apey...  rubschin:

https://youtu.be/IZQ_sWxqOiA
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2015, 07:29:32 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2015, 07:44:10 PM
Bizzy. Miss Italy in the bath
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2015, 07:44:32 PM
I am here like!  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2015, 07:47:13 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2F57vzwwj6j%2Fimage.jpg&hash=bffe4ea3c41b162bad930f2d2e53b2ed2de71386) (http://postimg.org/image/57vzwwj6j/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2015, 07:48:33 PM
Bizzy. Miss Italy in the bath


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2F5t02hftl3%2Fhorrible4_e1332026721558.jpg&hash=680df45237ce71e8e6352196cdea32afefe5e2e5) (http://postimg.org/image/5t02hftl3/)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2015, 07:51:50 PM
Duty calls  eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2015, 08:36:01 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2015, 09:22:51 PM
I is here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2015, 09:29:28 PM
I is here

 Thumbs:  party over..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2015, 09:36:20 PM
I is here

 Thumbs:  party over..... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2015, 09:58:11 PM
I is here

 Thumbs:  party over..... rubschin:

Ah, the part of the evening also known as "Apey's Round"  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2015, 10:03:53 PM
I is here

 Thumbs:  party over..... rubschin:

Ah, the part of the evening also known as "Apey's Round"  rubschin:
lol:

(but I think he was referring to my cat's 18th birthday)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2015, 09:53:02 PM
 tunble: tunble:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2015, 10:20:15 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2015, 10:21:39 PM
greet2:

 cloud9: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2015, 10:45:01 PM
I was busy putting together a poll
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 06:31:07 AM
I was trying to meet a Press deadline  angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2015, 07:36:05 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2015, 07:40:13 PM
tunble:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2015, 07:41:23 PM
tunble:

 whistle:

Thought you were in bed.....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2015, 07:43:42 PM
tunble:

 whistle:

Thought you were in bed.....

::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 15, 2015, 02:30:28 PM
should I take this personally?   sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2015, 02:37:35 PM
should I take this personally?   sad24:

Oh noes!  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2015, 02:45:04 PM
 redface: eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 15, 2015, 05:18:01 PM
Cheers:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fdugmmc4f7%2FIMG_1540.jpg&hash=eb733230205cc3e9a29f69cc1c0e1fa8e14ea413) (http://postimg.org/image/dugmmc4f7/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2015, 06:08:55 PM
Cheers:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fdugmmc4f7%2FIMG_1540.jpg&hash=eb733230205cc3e9a29f69cc1c0e1fa8e14ea413) (http://postimg.org/image/dugmmc4f7/)

Cheers!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 15, 2015, 06:15:25 PM
I am here   eeek:  I am multitasking tho confused:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2015, 08:00:21 PM
 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 redface: NickSick
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2015, 08:55:19 PM
I am here   eeek:  I am multitasking tho confused:
A glass in each hand?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2015, 06:07:04 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2015, 07:23:46 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on May 16, 2015, 08:59:34 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 03:10:25 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2015, 04:02:42 PM
tunble:

Getting in some training for Paphos
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 04:07:51 PM
I am about to risk a small glass of collapso (dutch courage, like)  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 23, 2015, 04:11:58 PM
I am about to risk a small glass of collapso (dutch courage, like)  scared2:

Good move. A friend at work recently did the same thing. And he wasn't sick. That could be because he died though
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 04:13:21 PM
 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:59:27 PM
I am about to risk a small glass of collapso (dutch courage, like)  scared2:

Good move. A friend at work recently did the same thing. And he wasn't sick. That could be because he died though

happy001    redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2015, 02:48:49 PM
 tunble: tunble:  Bloody football  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2015, 03:06:53 PM
I am about to risk a small glass of collapso (dutch courage, like)  scared2:

Good move. A friend at work recently did the same thing. And he wasn't sick. That could be because he died though

happy002
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2015, 03:11:21 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2015, 07:47:36 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2015, 10:09:27 PM
I was house clearing again

and then the Chinese pub afterwards
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 04, 2015, 01:43:43 PM
ok, there were five of you on when I logged in, within minutes....nobody. well bollox to you all then.  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2015, 02:21:21 PM
ok, there were five of you on when I logged in, within minutes....nobody. well bollox to you all then.  sad32:

Nick made us do it like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 04, 2015, 02:33:25 PM
ok, there were five of you on when I logged in, within minutes....nobody. well bollox to you all then.  sad32:

Nick made us do it like...  redface:

you listen to  Nick?! you should know better.  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2015, 02:35:45 PM
ok, there were five of you on when I logged in, within minutes....nobody. well bollox to you all then.  sad32:

Nick made us do it like...  redface:

you listen to  Nick?! you should know better.  noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2015, 09:17:46 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2015, 09:42:08 AM
greet2:

decided to read the newspapers first
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on June 05, 2015, 06:31:41 PM
 tunble:     Not even a guest rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2015, 07:20:53 PM
was watching the tennis.  Gripping it was with the finish postponed til tomorrow
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 05, 2015, 08:06:52 PM
all alone  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2015, 08:14:50 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2015, 08:40:52 PM
I'm back like...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2015, 10:00:12 PM
Been werking........ evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2015, 06:13:47 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2015, 06:15:06 PM
I have been sterilising what is left of my leg  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2015, 06:21:15 PM
I have been sterilising what is left of my leg  sad24: sad24:

 sick2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2015, 06:23:29 PM
I was doing diy stuff

Now watching the Grand Prix
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 07, 2015, 06:37:19 PM
I was busy.   Busy with friends, then more friends, then with a Vulcan, and then to the pub with other friends and today was shopping, eating, sorting out camping gear and ironing.   cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2015, 02:45:17 PM
 tunble: tunble:  No one to play with  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2015, 02:55:40 PM
tunble: tunble:  No one to play with  sad24:

They saw you coming!  point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2015, 07:03:19 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2015, 07:05:52 PM
I need an early night. Captain's hat  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 12:00:30 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2015, 12:02:29 PM
tunble:    rubschin:

I was gardening like....

...and it is too hot for gardening...  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 12:05:05 PM
tunble:    rubschin:

I was gardening like....

...and it is too hot for gardening...  surrender:

 eeek:  are you mental.... eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2015, 12:06:08 PM
tunble:    rubschin:

I was gardening like....

...and it is too hot for gardening...  surrender:

 eeek:  are you mental.... eeek:

No...

...but LL is coming back this evening...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 12:06:57 PM
tunble:    rubschin:

I was gardening like....

...and it is too hot for gardening...  surrender:

 eeek:  are you mental.... eeek:

No...

...but LL is coming back this evening...  redface:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 12:46:51 PM
Been werking  evil:
Title: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 02:34:19 PM
Been werking  evil:

Putting the tank JCB traps in place?

I was 7 pin bowling, now gathering strength to take CWMBO to have a steroid shot, she is looking most suspicious but at least she's here (in two senses)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F07%2F15%2F424db761ba6e7e08c5f3c0a41d13468b.jpg&hash=bb347963ecc55193b2cfa03e94fead4f17b4176b)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 03:08:21 PM
Posted a letter to the Freeholder threatening cirminal prosecution (for something she has failed to do)  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 15, 2015, 03:14:13 PM
Posted a letter to the Freeholder threatening cirminal prosecution (for something she has failed to do)  eveilgrin:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 03:17:04 PM
And enclosed a small cheque to further confuse her  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 15, 2015, 03:20:07 PM
And enclosed a small cheque to further confuse her  eveilgrin:

 eeek: Confused me  shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 03:21:57 PM
SHe has never billed me for leasehold charges. Now she wants 5 years' arrears. SHe is only allowed to go back 18 months (L&T Act, 1985, Section 20B). I have sent her 18 months' money "in full and final settlement".

How to give someone munny AND piss them off at the same time  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 15, 2015, 03:24:41 PM
SHe has never billed me for leasehold charges. Now she wants 5 years' arrears. SHe is only allowed to go back 18 months (L&T Act, 1985, Section 20B). I have sent her 18 months' money "in full and final settlement".

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  This woman is messing with the wrong person ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 03:25:33 PM
Only problem is that she is bonkers  scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: boogs on July 15, 2015, 03:30:01 PM
Only problem is that she is bonkers  scared2:

 lol:  Pot kettle  whistle:

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 03:30:38 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 04:17:52 PM
SHe has never billed me for leasehold charges. Now she wants 5 years' arrears. SHe is only allowed to go back 18 months (L&T Act, 1985, Section 20B). I have sent her 18 months' money "in full and final settlement".

How to give someone munny AND piss them off at the same time  eveilgrin:

be careful

That limit does not apply if she notified you in writing of costs incurred and Ms Bonkers may claim she posted a letter to you so doing.  It then becomes a test of whose story is the more believable.

See L&T Act, 1985, Section 20B subsection 2

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2015, 04:21:34 PM
Only problem is that she is bonkers  scared2:

 lol:  Pot kettle  whistle:

Could be a match made in a padded cell Heaven...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 15, 2015, 04:22:11 PM
It's very noisy for an empty bar.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 04:23:11 PM
SHe has never billed me for leasehold charges. Now she wants 5 years' arrears. SHe is only allowed to go back 18 months (L&T Act, 1985, Section 20B). I have sent her 18 months' money "in full and final settlement".

How to give someone munny AND piss them off at the same time  eveilgrin:

be careful

That limit does not apply if she notified you in writing of costs incurred and Ms Bonkers may claim she posted a letter to you so doing.  It then becomes a test of whose story is the more believable.

See L&T Act, 1985, Section 20B subsection 2


She never has and my solicitor and I now have a full record of her demands (in incorrect formats in each case) which she helpfully supplied  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 15, 2015, 04:23:57 PM
It's very noisy for an empty bar.  rubschin:

 cloud9: cloud9:

Miss Italy is away. This is your big chance  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2015, 04:24:20 PM
It's very noisy for an empty bar.  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 15, 2015, 04:26:27 PM
It's very noisy for an empty bar.  rubschin:

 cloud9: cloud9:

Miss Italy is away. This is your big chance  angel1

Oh errr.   Is that the time?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 04:36:10 PM
SHe has never billed me for leasehold charges. Now she wants 5 years' arrears. SHe is only allowed to go back 18 months (L&T Act, 1985, Section 20B). I have sent her 18 months' money "in full and final settlement".

How to give someone munny AND piss them off at the same time  eveilgrin:

be careful

That limit does not apply if she notified you in writing of costs incurred and Ms Bonkers may claim she posted a letter to you so doing.  It then becomes a test of whose story is the more believable.

See L&T Act, 1985, Section 20B subsection 2


She never has and my solicitor and I now have a full record of her demands (in incorrect formats in each case) which she helpfully supplied  angel1
:thumbsup:

She really is Ms Bonkers then
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on July 15, 2015, 08:43:10 PM
It's very noisy for an empty bar.  rubschin:

 cloud9: cloud9:

Miss Italy is away. This is your big chance  angel1

Oh errr.   Is that the time?

Miss Italy would be proud, reversing at that speed  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 15, 2015, 08:44:08 PM
It's very noisy for an empty bar.  rubschin:

 cloud9: cloud9:

Miss Italy is away. This is your big chance  angel1

Oh errr.   Is that the time?

Miss Italy would be proud, reversing at that speed  :thumbsup:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2015, 09:04:18 PM
It's very noisy for an empty bar.  rubschin:

 cloud9: cloud9:

Miss Italy is away. This is your big chance  angel1

Oh errr.   Is that the time?

Miss Italy would be proud, reversing at that speed  :thumbsup:

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2015, 10:06:25 PM
It's very noisy for an empty bar.  rubschin:

 cloud9: cloud9:

Miss Italy is away. This is your big chance  angel1

Oh errr.   Is that the time?

Miss Italy would be proud, reversing at that speed  :thumbsup:

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 15, 2015, 10:10:55 PM
It's very noisy for an empty bar.  rubschin:

 cloud9: cloud9:

Miss Italy is away. This is your big chance  angel1

Oh errr.   Is that the time?

Miss Italy would be proud, reversing at that speed  :thumbsup:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: lol:

 drumroll:

 drumroll: drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2015, 06:27:26 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2015, 01:32:44 PM
 tunble:

I guess BM is snoozing ...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2015, 01:49:17 PM
I am back like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2015, 02:04:36 PM
tunble:

I guess BM is snoozing ...

 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 21, 2015, 02:07:16 PM
Just getting ready to go work...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2015, 02:09:28 PM
More cleaning  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2015, 05:51:35 PM
More cleaning  noooo:

Get a woman in.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2015, 05:53:33 PM
That is why I am doing the cleaning  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2015, 07:16:28 PM
Wonder how the Pissouri Three are getting on  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2015, 12:14:14 PM
Wet Sunday and no one to play with  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2015, 02:42:51 PM
 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2015, 02:45:01 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2015, 01:17:39 AM
I was sort of busy.  I now plan to have 364 days off from being that busy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2015, 01:26:33 AM
 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 01, 2015, 08:58:08 PM
Seriously empty  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2015, 09:28:55 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 02, 2015, 12:03:05 AM
 back... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2015, 09:32:50 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 06, 2015, 09:55:15 PM
been watching a film
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 06, 2015, 10:09:05 PM
been watching a film

The end of... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2015, 09:09:04 AM
I need a rant....... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2015, 09:12:08 AM
I need a rant....... cussing:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2015, 09:18:22 AM
I need a rant....... cussing:

Popcorn:

We could not pay any bills on-line ....the rest was 13millionteen phone calls ....400 mile driving round trip... cussing:

Had to go to CYTA (phone supplier) and have a brief  whistle: conversation...

The bank can go fvck itself.... cussing: Angry9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2015, 09:19:21 AM
I need a rant....... cussing:

Popcorn:

We could not pay any bills on-line ....the rest was 13millionteen phone calls ....400 mile driving round trip... cussing:

Had to go to CYTA (phone supplier) and have a brief  whistle: conversation...

The bank can go fvck itself.... cussing: Angry9:

AND I got a cancellation for today ..today.... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2015, 09:21:18 AM
I need a rant....... cussing:

Popcorn:

We could not pay any bills on-line ....the rest was 13millionteen phone calls ....400 mile driving round trip... cussing:

Had to go to CYTA (phone supplier) and have a brief  whistle: conversation...

The bank can go fvck itself.... cussing: Angry9:

AND I got a cancellation for today ..today.... cussing:

happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2015, 09:26:55 AM
I need a rant....... cussing:

Popcorn:

We could not pay any bills on-line ....the rest was 13millionteen phone calls ....400 mile driving round trip... cussing:

Had to go to CYTA (phone supplier) and have a brief  whistle: conversation...

The bank can go fvck itself.... cussing: Angry9:

AND I got a cancellation for today ..today.... cussing:

happy100

As I have said before ..I will not cancel my "staff" at short notice .....trying to get money ffor cancellation now... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 15, 2015, 01:14:32 PM
where'd everyone go?  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2015, 02:07:06 PM
I have been occupied with Miss I who has finally got up and is baking cakes  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2015, 03:11:08 PM
where'd everyone go?  cry:

Playing hide and seek?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2015, 03:14:04 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2015, 03:16:26 PM
 rubschin:

"Ready or not here I come"
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2015, 03:18:36 PM
Uncle  noooo:

 Spank2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2015, 03:20:36 PM
Sorry  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2015, 03:23:29 PM
Quite  nonono:

And to think I said you were a gentleman  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 15, 2015, 03:30:53 PM
A big boy made me do it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2015, 03:40:34 PM
A big boy made me do it.

Not TMR then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2015, 01:15:53 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2015, 01:47:46 PM
I am in Nicosia..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2015, 11:37:32 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2015, 11:50:04 AM
I have been werking in the garden like... scorchio:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2015, 01:06:47 PM
Sunday lie=in.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2015, 01:41:28 PM
Sunday lie=in.... Thumbs:

Bleddy hunters woke me up at first thing o'clock...  evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2015, 01:43:54 PM
Sunday lie=in.... Thumbs:

Bleddy hunters woke me up at first thing o'clock...  evil:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2015, 12:29:46 PM
It's crunchie day....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2015, 12:52:26 PM
It's crunchie day....... rubschin:

Oh noes, I hate sit-ups....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2015, 12:57:07 PM
It's crunchie day....... rubschin:

Oh noes, I hate sit-ups....  noooo:

 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2015, 12:57:56 PM
And my intermong knacked ... cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2015, 01:00:34 PM
And my neighbour's intermong knacked ... cussing:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2015, 01:20:49 PM
And my neighbour's intermong knacked ... cussing:

 whistle:

NO....... cussing:





but their wood pile is getting smaller...... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2015, 01:27:46 PM
And my neighbour's intermong knacked ... cussing:

 whistle:

NO....... cussing:





but their wood pile is getting smaller...... whistle:

Is there a Nigger in it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 04, 2015, 06:49:25 PM
And my neighbour's intermong knacked ... cussing:

 whistle:

NO....... cussing:





but their wood pile is getting smaller...... whistle:

Is there a Nigger in it...?  rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 05, 2015, 08:59:35 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2015, 09:28:36 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2015, 09:33:10 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2015, 12:12:52 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2015, 12:40:54 PM
Been boating. Miss I, having discovered Richmond, has "gone shopping"  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2015, 12:42:39 PM
Been boating. Miss I, having discovered Richmond, has "gone shopping"  noooo:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2015, 12:45:13 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2015, 12:50:25 PM
tunble:

Going to werk .... surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2015, 12:52:45 PM
tunble:

Going to werk .... surrender:

I'm on the Carlsberg
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2015, 12:54:44 PM
No trains in Cyprus  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2015, 12:56:10 PM
No, but plenty of Northern monkeys
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2015, 12:57:31 PM
Like Foggy?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2015, 04:43:11 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2015, 04:55:32 PM
tunble:

I expect they are all out giving TMR the Cyprus Pinata welcome.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg02.deviantart.net%2F8263%2Fi%2F2011%2F241%2Fa%2F6%2Firon_man_pinata_by_xxcoolamyxx-d489w20.jpg&hash=8e9d660a0f2622f67ad35cc911a7fa2e9606ed53)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2015, 05:15:30 PM
Is that like that filum with Edward Woodward?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2015, 05:19:32 PM
Is that like that filum with Edward Woodward?  rubschin:
scared2:


Maybe they're seeing if that shoe is the right size

He left one of his flip flops last time he was here, I kept it safe for him.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fgb4omlktj%2FIMG_20150903_01047.jpg&hash=227ec6f1a2158e572af08c68e4e69f72bac47bd0) (http://postimg.org/image/gb4omlktj/)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2015, 10:14:03 PM
Is that like that filum with Edward Woodward?  rubschin:

He had a house here pre 74.... sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2015, 08:02:05 AM
Is that like that filum with Edward Woodward?  rubschin:

He had a house here pre 74.... sad24:

What year did BM arrive?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2015, 08:25:43 AM
Is that like that filum with Edward Woodward?  rubschin:

He had a house here pre 74.... sad24:

What year did BM arrive?  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2015, 05:04:28 PM
Are you all asleep or pissed or summat?  tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2015, 05:26:53 PM
Are you all asleep or pissed or summat?  tunble:
Too good a day to be looking at a PC.   
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2015, 06:23:05 PM
Watching a filum on the tellybox like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2015, 07:13:22 PM
been watching unknown Roberta Vinci beat Serena Williams  Party001: Party001: Party001:

amazing match, gutsy tennis  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2015, 07:18:01 PM
Rugs will be munched later  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2015, 07:45:06 PM
Rugs will be munched later  noooo:

Have you fallen over...? pathead:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2015, 07:46:26 PM
Not yet  ::) eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2015, 08:29:12 PM
Rugs will be munched later  noooo:
dunno, don't care. It was gutsy tennis at its best but neither is going to have a second career as a top model

Now we have Hingis' skills and admirable legs on show, all the way up to  . . .  .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2015, 08:30:08 PM
Legs  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2015, 08:58:09 PM
Legs  cloud9:
The legs won  Party001:

But nothing beats Hantuchova's legs

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Daniela_Hantuchov%C3%A1_-_Bank_of_the_West_Classic.jpg)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 12, 2015, 12:38:39 AM
Legs  cloud9:
The legs won  Party001:

But nothing beats Hantuchova's legs

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Daniela_Hantuchov%C3%A1_-_Bank_of_the_West_Classic.jpg)
\



excepy my lovely girlfriend........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2015, 01:17:41 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2015, 01:28:51 PM
tunble:

I was trying to fix the fridge like and all the power went off again...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 01, 2015, 01:40:06 PM
I'm on my "in-between" day - finished my 2 day shifts at 1900 last night and start my 2 night shifts at 1900 tonight. It's a bit of a shitty day really, as I can't do much other than sit around waiting to go in. And no beer  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2015, 04:07:38 PM
tunble:

I was trying to fix the fridge like and all the power went off again...  redface:
In your house or the whole village?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2015, 04:21:26 PM
Been busy  NickSick
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2015, 04:37:11 PM
tunble:

I was trying to fix the fridge like and all the power went off again...  redface:
In your house or the whole village?

Just the house...


...I think it may well be beyond economic repair....  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2015, 04:38:44 PM
The whole house?  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2015, 04:45:21 PM
The whole house?  noooo:

yes...  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 01, 2015, 06:06:28 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2015, 06:15:25 PM
eeek:

If I hadn't spent so much on 'free' mild the other day I could have had a new fridge....  cry:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2015, 06:16:39 PM
The whole house?  noooo:

yes...  cry:

I vaguely recall you proudly posting pictures of some re-wiring you had done a year or so ago.

Any connection?  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 01, 2015, 06:19:08 PM
Any connection?  redface:

Electrical? ~ Only by luck by the sound of it.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2015, 06:23:18 PM
Uncle is on fire tonight  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Rather like BM Towers rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2015, 06:25:43 PM
Any connection?  redface:

Electrical? ~ Only by luck by the sound of it.

 drumroll:

 inane:

 sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2015, 06:48:39 PM
tunble:

I was trying to fix the fridge like and all the power went off again...  redface:
In your house or the whole village?

Just the house...


...I think it may well be beyond economic repair....  noooo:

and you sent the bloke away ...why.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2015, 07:12:00 PM
tunble:

I was trying to fix the fridge like and all the power went off again...  redface:
In your house or the whole village?

Just the house...


...I think it may well be beyond economic repair....  noooo:

and you sent the bloke away ...why.... rubschin:

I thought I knew better...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2015, 07:30:31 PM
tunble:

I was trying to fix the fridge like and all the power went off again...  redface:
In your house or the whole village?

Just the house...


...I think it may well be beyond economic repair....  noooo:

and you sent the bloke away ...why.... rubschin:

I thought I knew better...  redface:


 noooo:  poor LL...





warm burnt leftover pizza .... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2015, 09:24:24 PM
Uncle is on fire tonight  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Rather like BM Towers rubschin:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 04, 2015, 05:14:40 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2015, 05:22:33 PM
I was on the phone to Miss I who wants a cock on a stick  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2015, 02:15:08 PM
tunble:

I was trying to fix the fridge like and all the power went off again...  redface:
In your house or the whole village?

Just the house...


...I think it may well be beyond economic repair....  noooo:

and you sent the bloke away ...why.... rubschin:

I thought I knew better...  redface:

I can see those words ending up on your headstone...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2015, 03:42:25 PM
I have been helping Miss I plants spuds and carrots angel1. In pots rubschin:. In her living room rubschin:.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2015, 04:29:39 PM
I have been helping Miss I plants spuds and carrots angel1. In pots rubschin:. In her living room rubschin:.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2015, 04:33:29 PM
Her aim is 3 carrots and 2 spuds. She has spent about 20 squid on the raw materials noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2015, 06:04:56 PM
Her aim is 3 carrots and 2 spuds. Sugar Daddy has spent about 20 squid on the raw materials noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2015, 06:05:58 PM
I drove and carried. She paid :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2015, 06:10:19 PM
I drove and carried. She paid :thumbsup:

 char048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2015, 09:51:59 PM
I have been helping Miss I plants spuds and carrots

Euphemism #32768
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2015, 06:34:10 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 11, 2015, 06:49:50 AM
Just finished my shift, now 4 days off. A couple of bottles of Cobra, then a few hours then, then...probably a few Young's.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2015, 08:58:12 AM
Just finished my shift, now 4 days off. A couple of bottles of Cobra, then a few hours then, then...probably a few Young's.  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2015, 04:11:05 PM
 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2015, 01:42:22 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2015, 02:27:46 PM
tunble:

I'm here!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2015, 02:28:53 PM
Have been failing to get Win 10 to work on the notebook.  4th attempt on that PC Banghead

If at fourth you don't succeed . . . . .
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2015, 02:52:24 PM
Have been failing to get Win 10 to work on the notebook.  4th attempt on that PC Banghead

If at fourth you don't succeed . . . . .

Pour a drink.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2015, 03:53:25 PM
Have been failing to get Win 10 to work on the notebook.  4th attempt on that PC Banghead

If at fourth you don't succeed . . . . .

Pour a drink.... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: miss Tchevious on October 18, 2015, 08:19:38 PM
Have been failing to get Win 10 to work on the notebook.  4th attempt on that PC Banghead

If at fourth you don't succeed . . . . .

Pour a drink.... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

Cheers  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2015, 11:43:54 PM
Have been failing to get Win 10 to work on the notebook.  4th attempt on that PC Banghead

If at fourth you don't succeed . . . . .

Pour a drink.... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

Cheers  Thumbs:

Apey's buying  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 19, 2015, 01:02:46 AM
Have been failing to get Win 10 to work on the notebook.  4th attempt on that PC Banghead

If at fourth you don't succeed . . . . .

Pour a drink.... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

Cheers  Thumbs:

Apey's buying  Thumbs:

On my tab......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2015, 02:05:58 AM
Have been failing to get Win 10 to work on the notebook.  4th attempt on that PC Banghead

If at fourth you don't succeed . . . . .

Pour a drink.... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:

Cheers  Thumbs:

Apey's buying  Thumbs:

On my tab......... Thumbs:

I thought Baldymort cut you off...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2015, 10:45:45 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2015, 11:43:14 PM
Was watching stuff
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2015, 05:01:31 AM
Was out getting bladdered...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 20, 2015, 09:17:37 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2015, 10:10:54 PM
I was out.... but I'm back...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2015, 07:56:21 PM
 tunble:

especially the birds..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2015, 08:12:38 PM
tunble:

especially the birds..... rubschin:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2015, 01:45:57 PM
So BM is hiding from Syrians...

Nick is in jail..

so where are everyone else....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2015, 01:51:43 PM
I am helping her with some homework angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2015, 01:54:05 PM
I am helping her with some homework angel1

Biology..... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2015, 01:54:53 PM
 horn:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2015, 02:09:23 PM
Demolition...?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2015, 06:24:34 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2015, 06:56:22 PM
Watching the innuendo-filled space mission thing - "docking station" (arf!) "gentle manouevring" and "final coupling". Filth.

Still, we've fired ONE ginger bloke into space. That's progress. Right there  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2015, 06:57:57 PM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 15, 2015, 07:04:03 PM
eyes:

Talking of gingers...shame they didn't send you...s'pose the ISS isn't big enough though.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2015, 07:05:01 PM
Watching the innuendo-filled space mission thing - "docking station" (arf!) "gentle manouevring" and "final coupling". Filth.

Still, we've fired ONE ginger bloke into space. That's progress. Right there  :thumbsup:

 drumroll: ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2015, 07:13:57 PM
Off for a lobster and stuff cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2015, 08:41:16 PM
eyes:

Talking of gingers...shame they didn't send you...s'pose the ISS isn't big enough though.... Thumbs:

There is still a chance, NASA are recruiting potential astronauts...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/QjECZVitU00 (http://youtu.be/QjECZVitU00)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2015, 09:16:56 PM
Watching the innuendo-filled space mission thing - "docking station" (arf!) "gentle manouevring" and "final coupling". Filth.

Still, we've fired ONE ginger bloke into space. That's progress. Right there  :thumbsup:

 drumroll: ;D
happy001

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 06:13:50 PM
So free Xmas bar then........ Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2015, 06:17:19 PM
Port and Stilton time here :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2015, 06:33:42 PM
Port and Stilton time here :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2015, 07:59:00 PM
 tunble:     sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on December 29, 2015, 08:05:56 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-cool10.gif&hash=db3cdd9b0d382ff63d57ccd9a2a8cf5ade13adb7) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2016, 09:03:48 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 06, 2016, 09:51:28 PM
At werk, like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: beerhead on January 06, 2016, 10:41:27 PM
Karaoke night. In Italian
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2016, 10:51:29 PM
Karaoke night. In Italian

 rubschin:  is Nick there......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2016, 09:08:33 AM
Karaoke night. In Italian

 rubschin:  is Nick there......
noooo: Elsewhere, In Italian
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2016, 10:17:22 AM
Karaoke night. In Italian

 rubschin:  is Nick there......
noooo: Elsewhere, In Italian
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2016, 07:26:21 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2016, 08:54:38 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2016, 09:03:26 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2016, 09:05:42 PM
greet2:


 Thumbs:  Drinks on you then....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2016, 09:09:24 PM
greet2:


 Thumbs:  Drinks on you then....
noooo:

Monday is a drink free day here
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2016, 09:12:48 PM
greet2:


 Thumbs:  Drinks on you then....
noooo:

Monday is a drink free day here

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2016, 09:22:19 PM
greet2:


 Thumbs:  Drinks on you then....
noooo:

Monday is a drink free day here

 Shocked:
Starvy day

Actually I rarely drink at home Monday to Thursday.  Boringly sensible but I decided I really didn't want to be 15 stone
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2016, 08:09:13 PM
Nobody here.... time for beddington....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 26, 2016, 09:08:04 PM
Hello?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2016, 10:17:20 PM
Hello?

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2016, 11:09:19 PM
I was at the pub
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2016, 11:11:43 PM
I was at the pub

Good man.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2016, 11:14:43 PM
I was at the pub

Good man.... Thumbs:
But it was my turn to drive  sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2016, 11:18:51 PM
I was at the pub

Good man.... Thumbs:
But it was my turn to drive  sad32:

That doesn't count then you mincer...... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on January 28, 2016, 07:43:41 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sport002.gif&hash=b7f998603e37d9bc708e404df297633dba5d9aeb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 28, 2016, 08:30:47 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sport002.gif&hash=b7f998603e37d9bc708e404df297633dba5d9aeb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
;D emoji of the week?

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on January 31, 2016, 09:03:04 PM
greet2:


 Thumbs:  Drinks on you then....
noooo:

Monday is a drink free day here

 Shocked:
Starvy day

Actually I rarely drink at home Monday to Thursday.  Boringly sensible but I decided I really didn't want to be 15 stone

I would love to be 15 stone  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2016, 05:44:31 AM
greet2:


 Thumbs:  Drinks on you then....
noooo:

Monday is a drink free day here

 Shocked:
Starvy day

Actually I rarely drink at home Monday to Thursday.  Boringly sensible but I decided I really didn't want to be 15 stone

I would love to be 15 stone  redface:

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2016, 03:17:09 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2016, 05:02:48 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 15, 2016, 05:24:02 PM
The Liverpool "disabled" last night when they scored...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkUnWDn2Ug (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkUnWDn2Ug)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2016, 05:25:27 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2016, 05:29:39 PM
The Liverpool "disabled" last night when they scored...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkUnWDn2Ug (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkUnWDn2Ug)

 Thumbs:   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2016, 09:04:45 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2016, 09:26:14 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 05, 2016, 05:04:11 PM
No posting all afternoon ~ must be the fine weather.

Oh, and Nick is still stuck on the M25  ;)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2016, 05:26:00 PM
No posting all afternoon ~ must be the fine weather.

Oh, and Nick is still stuck on the M25  ;)
But it should be a Lisbon/Cyprus posting deluge then (posting about their deluges)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2016, 05:44:20 PM
M1  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 05, 2016, 05:59:18 PM
Well, it's been a nice day to wind down the windows and inch forward one car length every few minutes. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2016, 06:01:08 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 05, 2016, 06:33:35 PM
It's still quiet. Has Cyprus been struck a tsunami?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2016, 06:37:33 PM
Of Lidl collapso prolly  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2016, 12:28:43 PM
Everybody is prolly out buying me burfday pressies...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2016, 02:50:28 PM
Everybody is prolly out buying me burfday pressies...  cloud9:
rubschin:


no
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2016, 02:52:02 PM
We could all club together for something  rubschin:

How much is a frozen pizza?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2016, 02:53:43 PM
We could all club together for something  rubschin:

How much is a frozen pizza?
Too much, even the shite ones are a quid

How about a straw to drink his beer with?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2016, 02:56:35 PM
I have a make your own straw kit I can fax to him :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2016, 02:57:11 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2016, 03:01:32 PM
Of course . Tesco Value Tissues  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2016, 03:02:54 PM
Of course . Tesco Value Tissues  :thumbsup:
Used ones bought off eBay?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2016, 03:04:55 PM
Miss C recycles hers. Sure she can oblige  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2016, 03:05:46 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2016, 03:09:30 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32:
All those tears, you'll need some kleenex to mop them up like.  Not sure you can wait til Wednesday
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Pirate on July 12, 2016, 09:08:35 PM
Its very quiet in here...or have I been excluded... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 12, 2016, 09:28:53 PM
greet2:

Been watching a fillum
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2016, 11:45:44 PM
Werking ....with lovely people ...( or as I call them cvnts ).........
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2016, 09:20:42 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2017, 09:46:18 PM
tunble:

Where is Nick....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2017, 10:00:51 PM
tunble:

Where is Nick....... rubschin:
rubschin:  discussing unauthorised credit card use with the Boy?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2017, 07:02:59 AM
tunble:

Where is Nick....... rubschin:
rubschin:  discussing unauthorised credit card use with the Boy?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2017, 07:12:18 PM
 tunble:     rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2017, 08:03:29 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 04, 2017, 08:21:31 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2017, 09:15:19 AM
 tunble: sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2017, 12:08:49 PM
I was shopping in Pafos like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2017, 12:11:43 PM
White paint?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2017, 06:38:01 PM
I was busy

buying pre painted white skirting boards
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2017, 06:39:44 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2017, 06:46:17 PM
I got some white cornice coving too
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2017, 06:57:29 PM
 shocked003
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2017, 12:30:59 AM
Working ....... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2017, 07:22:38 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2017, 07:32:30 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2017, 07:44:17 PM
I was watching the tellybox like...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2017, 07:46:04 PM
I was watching the tellybox like...  redface:

Sleeping then ....... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2017, 07:50:47 PM
I was watching the tellybox like...  redface:

Sleeping then ....... ::)

No... ::)

It is a brilliant filum - especially on my UHD tellybox like...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2017, 07:51:45 PM
I was watching the tellybox like...  redface:

Sleeping then ....... ::)

No... ::)

It is a brilliant filum - especially on my UHD tellybox like...  cloud9:

I have that milk........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2017, 07:53:54 PM
I was watching the tellybox like...  redface:

Sleeping then ....... ::)

No... ::)

It is a brilliant filum - especially on my UHD tellybox like...  cloud9:

I have that milk........ rubschin:

facepalm:

FFS, where is Misty?
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 15, 2017, 11:42:52 PM
I was out like
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2017, 11:47:01 PM
I was out like

For your birthday ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 16, 2017, 12:11:41 AM
I was out like

For your birthday ....... Thumbs:
No that was Monday and that was quite a day too  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2017, 09:01:57 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2017, 10:29:29 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2017, 10:31:55 PM
greet2:

Going to bed now..... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 02, 2017, 05:26:17 PM
Is everyone Christmas shopping?? tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 02, 2017, 05:27:23 PM
Partly

greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2017, 10:31:17 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2017, 06:41:39 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2017, 06:44:26 PM
I am watching 633 Squadron and hitting the Port  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2017, 07:05:52 PM
I am watching 633 Squadron and hitting the Port  ::)

Two wrong threads .......... cussing:    cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2017, 07:07:47 PM
Rather like BM's DIY skills  whistle:

Give Foggy a big hug from me
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2017, 07:16:45 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2018, 06:50:34 PM
 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2018, 06:59:02 PM
I am watching a movie on the tellybox like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2018, 07:55:52 AM
 tunble:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2018, 04:27:04 PM
 sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2018, 04:30:45 PM
sadsmiley30:

Teeee-daaaa!  ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 07, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
sadsmiley30:

Teeee-daaaa!  ;D
greet1:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2018, 04:33:38 PM
I've been booking holibobs stuff, car hire, etc.  eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2018, 04:38:29 PM
What exactly are you on holiday from?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2018, 04:40:02 PM
What exactly are you on holiday from?  rubschin:

The tedious daily grind of retirement...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2018, 04:42:05 PM
TMJs
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2018, 05:29:08 PM
 sadsmiley30:

Is everyone out having "fun" at BM's party?  sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2018, 07:05:42 PM
sadsmiley30:

Is everyone out having "fun" at BM's party?  sad24:
Nope

been picking up Mrs K's car from the car (well wheel) hostipal and then home to a series of idiot power cuts. 
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2018, 07:08:49 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2018, 10:03:57 PM
More fecking power cuts  evil:

Have to say the Power Networks website and their auto messages have been excellent

https://www.ukpowernetworks.co.uk/power-cut/map?incidentid=INCD-144998-G (https://www.ukpowernetworks.co.uk/power-cut/map?incidentid=INCD-144998-G)

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2019, 09:31:27 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2019, 09:41:49 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2019, 08:58:01 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2019, 09:20:32 PM
been watching the football
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 17, 2019, 10:56:21 PM
been watching the football

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2019, 04:10:29 PM
Did Nick just slam the door on the way out... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2019, 04:13:03 PM
I am bizzy cooking  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2019, 04:42:00 PM
I am watching a movie...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2019, 05:01:02 PM
I am watching a movie...  cloud9:

We have a thread for that........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2019, 11:23:04 PM
Spice  popped in .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2019, 10:18:05 PM
Spice  popped in .......... rubschin:

And again?......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 09:33:04 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2019, 09:33:43 PM
 wave:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2019, 09:37:57 PM
wave:

 Thumbs:















you're round........ Thumbs:  (pun )..
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2019, 08:40:59 PM
Has Nick got his airgun..... rubschin:........................................ scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2019, 08:49:37 PM
we can only hope not
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2019, 09:16:34 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2019, 10:00:04 PM
Been watching the footie

 Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 06, 2019, 10:09:38 PM
Been watching the footie

 Banghead

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 05, 2019, 09:09:56 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2019, 09:28:39 PM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2019, 10:24:34 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2019, 11:01:12 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2019, 11:05:30 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:

Tell Bm to stop snooring ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2019, 03:23:35 AM
greet2:

 Thumbs:

Tell Bm to stop snooring ......... noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 08:30:36 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2019, 08:44:03 PM
Football's been on

Only 8 goals, boring really
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2019, 08:47:02 PM
Football's been on

Only 8 goals, boring really

 eeek:

Never check mid week always working ..but .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2019, 08:26:55 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2019, 09:06:55 PM
Been out eating
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2019, 05:26:31 PM
 tunble: rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2019, 05:27:32 PM
Bizzy making pies  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2019, 05:52:39 PM
Bizzy making pies  :thumbsup:

We all have to make a crust ...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2019, 05:54:24 PM
 cloud9:


Speaking of crusts, how is foggy??
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2019, 05:56:02 PM
cloud9:


Speaking of crusts, how is foggy??

Full of lurgi....and still got bad back .... noooo:

spent a fortune in chemist yesterday ... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2019, 06:27:46 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2019, 07:58:17 PM
Been to a choir concert like...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2019, 08:24:09 PM
Been to a choir concert like...

Read   "had to drive LL " ......... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on November 16, 2019, 11:30:32 PM
tunble: rubschin:
Twas bonkers o'clock here so I was sleeping off the beer from last night
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2019, 04:35:21 AM
Been to a choir concert like...

Read   "had to drive LL " ......... whistle:

I drove there...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2019, 05:58:01 PM
Guess BM is getting spare room ready ......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2019, 05:58:58 PM
Guess BM is getting spare room ready ......... cloud9:

Giving away the booze stockpile to the neighours you say...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2019, 06:19:26 PM
Guess BM is getting spare room ready ......... cloud9:

happy001
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 21, 2019, 06:27:03 PM
Guess BM is getting spare room ready ......... cloud9:

happy001

 evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2019, 09:16:50 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 10:20:45 PM
I'm here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2019, 10:21:58 PM
I'm here!  cloud9:

F8ck my watch is broken ..... evil:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 10:31:33 PM
I'm here!  cloud9:

F8ck my watch is broken ..... evil:


 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2019, 11:12:44 PM
I'm here!  cloud9:

F8ck my watch is broken ..... evil:


 point: point: point:

 eeek:

LL got his password .......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 11:28:25 PM
I'm here!  cloud9:

F8ck my watch is broken ..... evil:


 point: point: point:

 eeek:

LL got his password .......

I'm still here... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2019, 11:42:47 PM
I'm here!  cloud9:

F8ck my watch is broken ..... evil:


 point: point: point:

 eeek:

LL got his password .......

I'm still here... ::)


 scared2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2019, 05:25:35 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2019, 05:29:53 PM
Give FLuffy or Foggy  a cuddle :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2019, 05:58:35 PM
Give FLuffy or Foggy  a cuddle :thumbsup:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2019, 06:00:45 PM
tunble:
back now
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2019, 08:35:55 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 29, 2019, 11:30:28 PM
Been to cinema
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2019, 05:41:01 AM
I went to bed early... In fact I think I broke my own record....  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2019, 11:29:13 AM
I went to bed early... In fact I think I broke my own record....  redface:

At this rate pretty soon you may as well stay in bed all the time...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2020, 11:06:43 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2020, 11:12:31 PM
I was watching a shit football match
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 08:31:47 PM
 tunble:    rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2020, 08:50:05 PM
tunble:    rubschin:
I was cook of the day again

And I burnt it again  Banghead


Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2020, 08:56:36 PM
tunble:    rubschin:
I was cook of the day again

And I burnt it again  Banghead

NOT dinner thread ... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 18, 2020, 09:02:43 PM
Oh this wasn't 'not dinner' .  We still ate it

 angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 19, 2020, 09:07:37 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2020, 09:10:06 PM
 rubschin:

Well BM snoring ....but ......
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2020, 10:10:56 PM
Been moderating another forum

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: censored: censored:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2020, 01:18:08 AM
Been moderating another forum

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: censored: censored:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2020, 07:43:06 PM
Bm in bed .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2020, 07:51:12 PM
Bm in bed .... rubschin:

No... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2020, 08:31:33 PM
Bm in bed .... rubschin:

No... ::)

 eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2020, 12:43:23 PM
All UK members hiding from storm and corona ......BM gone bed ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2020, 12:49:12 PM
Nah, been busy
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2020, 03:44:20 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2020, 05:45:42 PM
been 7 pin bowling
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2020, 05:46:51 PM
Donkeys
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2020, 05:48:52 PM
YouTube...
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2020, 05:52:34 PM
YouTube...


Yeah...... whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2020, 06:07:33 PM
YouTube...


Yeah...... whistle:
prolly Pornsmug really
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2020, 05:44:11 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2020, 06:02:10 PM
Been trying to plan a mini break
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2020, 06:05:58 PM
Been trying to plan a mini break

Cat-sitting with Nick........ rubschin:  or he could sit for you .......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2020, 06:10:43 PM
Been trying to plan a mini break

Cat-sitting with Nick........ rubschin:  or he could sit for you .......... Thumbs:
noooo: noooo: noooo:

and seeing as how it's sort of for our wedding anniversary  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 18, 2020, 07:48:19 PM
Bm in bed ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2020, 08:14:12 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2020, 05:18:20 AM
I was entertaining...  eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 19, 2020, 10:18:46 AM
I was entertaining...  eyes:
The old Man in a Bucket does Moulin Rouge act?

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 01:10:37 PM
I was entertaining...  eyes:
The old Man in a Bucket does Moulin Rouge act?

https://youtu.be/Gjw6c67_4Nw

Someone has been giving BM dance lessons...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2020, 01:24:10 PM
I was entertaining...  eyes:


Well. there is a first........ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2020, 01:27:04 PM
I was entertaining...  eyes:
The old Man in a Bucket does Moulin Rouge act?

https://youtu.be/Gjw6c67_4Nw

Someone has been giving BM dance lessons...  whistle:

Not clicking... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 19, 2020, 08:16:29 PM
I was entertaining...  eyes:
The old Man in a Bucket does Moulin Rouge act?

https://youtu.be/Gjw6c67_4Nw

Someone has been giving BM dance lessons...  whistle:

Not clicking... ::)
Oh you should  lol: lol: lol:




well no not really [ /  char048 mode]
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 11:52:02 PM
I was entertaining...  eyes:
The old Man in a Bucket does Moulin Rouge act?

https://youtu.be/Gjw6c67_4Nw

Someone has been giving BM dance lessons...  whistle:

Not clicking... ::)
Oh you should  lol: lol: lol:




well no not really [ /  char048 mode]

Give the guy some credit, the moment where he threw his walking sticks away and really started getting into the music was brilliant.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2020, 07:14:41 PM
BM watching the footy...... rubschin:


Nick snowed in ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on February 22, 2020, 07:44:38 PM
 eastdrink048
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2020, 08:13:30 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2020, 08:37:53 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2020, 09:00:11 PM
Everyone self-isolating ....... rubschin:


(not prison talk )....
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2020, 09:18:16 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2020, 09:59:08 PM
greet2:


Got worried there ..went to buy bog roll ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2020, 10:09:11 PM
Been counting my winnings from Cheltenham  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2020, 04:49:07 AM
Been counting my winnings from Cheltenham  :thumbsup:

 happ096
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2020, 11:51:27 AM
Been counting my winnings from Cheltenham  :thumbsup:

 happ096
:thumbsup:   

Someone had to, my nephew lost £14 on £84 of stakes, all my friend that went with him is saying is he lost 'even more'
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 13, 2020, 11:58:22 AM
Been counting my winnings from Cheltenham  :thumbsup:

 happ096
:thumbsup:   

Someone had to, my nephew lost £14 on £84 of stakes, all my friend that went with him is saying is he lost 'even more'


Only one? "all my friend"

Counting my winnings as well   :thumbsup: (probably lose it all today)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2020, 12:06:22 PM
 Banghead    I'm losing the plot (if I ever had it).  For 'all' read 'and'

Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2020, 07:08:09 PM
Banghead    I'm losing the plot (if I ever had it).  For 'all' read 'and'

How much did you lose on it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2020, 07:09:12 PM
Banghead    I'm losing the plot (if I ever had it).  For 'all' read 'and'

How much did you lose on it...?  rubschin:


Less than you I'm guessing...  whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2020, 10:08:31 PM
Banghead    I'm losing the plot (if I ever had it).  For 'all' read 'and'

How much did you lose on it...?  rubschin:


Less than you I'm guessing...  whistle:
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2020, 05:37:19 PM
Are we enforcing 2 in at a time ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2020, 06:57:40 PM
Are we enforcing 2 in at a time ........ rubschin:
You've been browsing those XXX websites again haven't you
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2020, 06:58:57 PM
Are we enforcing 2 in at a time ........ rubschin:
You've been browsing those XXX websites again haven't you

 drumroll:


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2020, 09:08:58 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2020, 09:58:20 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2020, 09:59:16 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:

Sorry about BM snoring ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2020, 11:00:16 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:

Sorry about BM snoring ........ noooo:
Is that what that noise was, across all those miles
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 03, 2020, 07:20:41 PM
Online welfare meeting today there was a sleeping bulldog who snored all through it.     lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2020, 07:40:07 PM
Online welfare meeting today there was a sleeping bulldog who snored all through it.     lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2020, 05:14:39 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 09, 2020, 05:21:10 PM
sad24:

 happy100
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2020, 05:26:18 PM
Been on the telling bone to Pasties  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2020, 05:58:46 PM
Been on the telling bone to Pasties  :thumbsup:

Update ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2020, 06:05:03 PM
All well in Malaga but "stir crazy". He was on the collapso  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2020, 06:08:38 PM
Binge watching Future Man...  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2020, 06:42:26 PM
Binge watching Future Man...  redface:

*Asleep on sofa*......... noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2020, 06:57:05 PM
Binge watching Future Man...  redface:

*Asleep on sofa*......... noooo:

No!  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2020, 07:12:10 PM
Binge watching Future Man...  redface:

*Asleep on sofa*......... noooo:

No!  cussing:

Wow ..woke up grumpy .. noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2020, 07:32:32 PM
Been doing stuff
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2020, 08:49:34 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2020, 09:25:04 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2020, 10:14:23 PM
greet2:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 01, 2020, 06:14:59 PM
BM gone to bed ..the rest ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2020, 06:16:15 PM
Baking pie and collapso time  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2020, 06:30:32 PM
Din Dins time
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 01, 2020, 06:35:41 PM
Still recovering  surrender:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2020, 06:40:21 PM
 point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2020, 08:27:08 PM
Binge watching Future Man...  redface:

*Asleep on sofa*......... noooo:

No!  cussing:

Wow ..woke up grumpy .. noooo:

Oi!! Unlike the ancient wearing one I don't go to bed while it's still light outside  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2020, 09:29:27 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2020, 10:43:15 PM
greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 15, 2020, 08:32:38 PM
BM is bed ....Nick stalking neighbour ..the rest ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2020, 09:31:38 PM
was watching stuff
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2020, 09:59:03 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 27, 2020, 04:11:44 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2020, 04:13:03 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2020, 04:46:16 PM
 greet2:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2020, 05:16:03 PM
Been busy  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 27, 2020, 06:33:54 PM
Been busy  redface:

 eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2020, 06:41:15 PM
 noooo: sad32:

But Miss I might be in London for Christmas  cloud9: eyes:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on September 27, 2020, 07:31:19 PM
noooo: sad32:

But Miss I might be in London for Christmas  cloud9: eyes:

Stocking filler ..mmmmmmm............ whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 08:05:19 PM
noooo: sad32:

But Miss I might be in London for Christmas  cloud9: eyes:

Now you've announced it the chance of London ending up with a Christmas lockdown has just gone up exponentially...  noooo:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on October 12, 2020, 10:06:51 PM
 sad24:     rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2020, 06:33:12 PM
Presumably shorty has gone mad and banned everyone  ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2020, 06:49:59 PM
Presumably shorty has gone mad and banned everyone  ::)
better though than Banksy going mad and shitting on everyone

Been searching for a will in a freezing cold and somewhat less then spic and span house
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2020, 08:50:48 PM
Presumably shorty has gone mad and banned everyone  ::)
better though than Banksy going mad and shitting on everyone

Been searching for a will in a freezing cold and somewhat less then spic and span house
There's bound to be a way.  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 08, 2020, 09:12:15 PM
I dreamed about DS last night eeek:  He was short and tubby and bald and was in a three piece tweed suit eeek:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 08, 2020, 10:27:56 PM
Presumably shorty has gone mad and banned everyone  ::)
better though than Banksy going mad and shitting on everyone

Been searching for a will in a freezing cold and somewhat less then spic and span house
There's bound to be a way.  redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Just One More on December 08, 2020, 10:28:30 PM
I dreamed about DS last night eeek:  He was short and tubby and bald and was in a three piece tweed suit eeek:


(https://i.postimg.cc/4mcYX9PD/captain-mainwaring-brother.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4mcYX9PD)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2020, 07:39:41 AM
I was watching Bottom all afternoon and evening...  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2020, 02:37:32 PM
I was watching Bottom all afternoon and evening...  cussing:

REALLY .......... noooo: whistle:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2020, 04:35:43 PM
I dreamed about DS last night eeek:  He was short and tubby and bald and was in a three piece tweed suit eeek:
cussing: All my tweed suits are two-piece.
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2020, 04:39:29 PM
I dreamed about DS last night eeek:  He was short and tubby and bald and was in a three piece tweed suit eeek:
cussing: All my tweed suits are two-piece.

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2020, 05:33:15 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2021, 04:40:44 PM
 tunble:     rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2021, 04:55:32 PM
Been snoozing  redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2021, 05:04:38 PM
Was watching the tellybox... ::)
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2021, 11:15:50 PM
Pirate popped his nose in .. rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2021, 03:36:43 PM
 rubschin:   tunble:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2021, 04:13:42 PM
I was eating...  angel1
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2021, 04:15:55 PM
I was filling in cracks



in a wall
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 23, 2021, 10:38:24 PM
"Tipsy Traveller Cyprus  is a mobile horse box bar to hire for your event."....

That's where she went .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2021, 03:39:58 AM
Dammit Apey, she was in the Nickless Protection Program. Now you've blabbed her location we are going to have to move poor Tipsy again.  cussing:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2021, 06:17:52 AM
Dammit Apey, she was in the Nickless Protection Program. Now you've blabbed her location we are going to have to move poor Tipsy again.  cussing:

 ;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2021, 12:02:18 PM
Dammit Apey, she was in the Nickless Protection Program. Now you've blabbed her location we are going to have to move poor Tipsy again.  cussing:

 ;D

 ;D redface:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2021, 08:27:30 PM
 tunble:     rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2021, 08:31:34 PM
been doing chores and stuff
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 21, 2021, 08:46:26 PM
been doing chores and stuff

 sex014
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 29, 2021, 08:18:04 AM
Dammit Apey, she was in the Nickless Protection Program. Now you've blabbed her location we are going to have to move poor Tipsy again.  cussing:

 ;D

 ;D redface:
;D
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 29, 2021, 01:50:42 PM
Dammit Apey, she was in the Nickless Protection Program. Now you've blabbed her location we are going to have to move poor Tipsy again.  cussing:

 ;D

 ;D redface:
;D

She's here ... cloud9: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on December 27, 2021, 09:23:26 PM
 tunble:  everyone recovering from yesterday.... rubschin:  and Nick still trying to find his way home .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2021, 10:32:46 PM
been watching the football, a real  Banghead
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: apc2010 on August 18, 2022, 10:14:02 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2022, 11:00:33 PM
Soz been doing stuff
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2022, 11:10:55 PM
Think Apey may be frantically checking his laptops and deleting any Janet Jackson tracks stored on them  lol:
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2022, 10:24:57 AM
Think Apey may be frantically checking his laptops and deleting any Janet Jackson tracks stored on them  lol:
lol: lol:

Weird that, must be other songs that have the same issue
Title: Re: Empty bar
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2022, 10:43:47 AM
Think Apey may be frantically checking his laptops and deleting any Janet Jackson tracks stored on them  lol:
lol: lol:

Weird that, must be other songs that have the same issue

I wasn't going to mention that, partly because I didn't want to traumatise him any more than he already was but mainly because it's only going to be a matter of time before Apey plays one of them...  eveilgrin: