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Come Inside... => The Brains Trust => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM

Title: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
Well the Quiz Night was a dismal failure ~ have you considered Live Music or even a Stripper? eyes:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2007, 12:24:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
Well the Quiz Night was a dismal failure ~ have you considered Live Music or even a Stripper? eyes:
Funnily enough, the stripper idea came to me after seeing Bikini Girl?s avatar?  thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:43:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2007, 12:24:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
Well the Quiz Night was a dismal failure ~ have you considered Live Music or even a Stripper? eyes:
Funnily enough, the stripper idea came to me after seeing Bikini Girl?s avatar?  thumbsup:

We need to hold an audition. lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdessent.net%2Ftmp%2Fsmithers_strippers.gif&hash=9b216f34d773689c6677046bc399e7d08dc17c7f)
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Nick on May 01, 2007, 03:23:47 PM
Well there are only so many hours in a day, and sometimes I actually do some work!
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2007, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 01, 2007, 03:23:47 PM
Well there are only so many hours in a day, and sometimes I actually do some work!
Shame on you for bringing the 'w' word here...  Angry9:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:24:50 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:43:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2007, 12:24:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
Well the Quiz Night was a dismal failure ~ have you considered Live Music or even a Stripper? eyes:
Funnily enough, the stripper idea came to me after seeing Bikini Girl?s avatar?  thumbsup:

We need to hold an audition. lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdessent.net%2Ftmp%2Fsmithers_strippers.gif&hash=9b216f34d773689c6677046bc399e7d08dc17c7f)

Is that you in corner Snoppy? Scared of the meanie stripper ladies.  point:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:30:54 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:24:50 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:43:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2007, 12:24:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
Well the Quiz Night was a dismal failure ~ have you considered Live Music or even a Stripper? eyes:
Funnily enough, the stripper idea came to me after seeing Bikini Girl?s avatar?  thumbsup:

We need to hold an audition. lol:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdessent.net%2Ftmp%2Fsmithers_strippers.gif&hash=9b216f34d773689c6677046bc399e7d08dc17c7f)

Is that you in corner Snoppy? Scared of the meanie stripper ladies.  point:

Nope ~ I'm the one with the camera
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spion.market.sk%2Fimages%2FAJ-DC01R.jpg&hash=3e2472eda5e921d8c839e244fabf4eb5ca296599)
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Ohhhhh, how cute is that!?!?
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:37:18 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Ohhhhh, how cute is that!?!?

Just leave that comment up there for those CATS to read.   whistle:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:38:48 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:37:18 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Ohhhhh, how cute is that!?!?

Just leave that comment up there for those CATS to read.   whistle:

They won't be terribly impressed will they.  redface:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:43:53 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:38:48 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:37:18 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Ohhhhh, how cute is that!?!?

Just leave that comment up there for those CATS to read.   whistle:

They won't be terribly impressed will they.  redface:

That is the plan  eyes:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2007, 01:13:43 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:43:53 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:38:48 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:37:18 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Ohhhhh, how cute is that!?!?

Just leave that comment up there for those CATS to read.   whistle:

They won't be terribly impressed will they.  redface:

That is the plan  eyes:
Um? is Snoopycam everywhere?  redface:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Sour Puss on May 02, 2007, 03:30:08 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:38:48 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 12:37:18 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
Ohhhhh, how cute is that!?!?

Just leave that comment up there for those CATS to read.   whistle:

They won't be terribly impressed will they.  redface:

 rolleyes:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Bar Wench on May 02, 2007, 03:32:47 PM
That was mild I was expecting far worse than that!  scared:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 02, 2007, 03:33:34 PM
Speaks volumes though
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Sour Puss on May 02, 2007, 10:48:35 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
Well the Quiz Night was a dismal failure ~ have you considered Live Music or even a Stripper? eyes:

You had a quiz night without me... sad32:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2007, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on May 02, 2007, 10:48:35 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
Well the Quiz Night was a dismal failure ~ have you considered Live Music or even a Stripper? eyes:

You had a quiz night without me... sad32:
Um.... no?  whistle:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Albert on May 03, 2007, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
Well the Quiz Night was a dismal failure ~ have you considered Live Music or even a Stripper? eyes:
I'm not taking my clothes off in public, not with this beer belly eyes:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 03, 2007, 06:52:11 PM
Aw Come on Albert we could do a double act ... the Full Monty style ..... though I expect admin would move it into the comedy room  sad24:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2007, 05:48:45 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 03, 2007, 06:52:11 PM
Aw Come on Albert we could do a double act ... the Full Monty style ..... though I expect admin would move it into the comedy room  sad24:
Or a liberal application of the new  censored:  emoticon.  noooo:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2007, 07:08:57 AM
Nah .... that'd be too much fuss over such small matters.
What do you think anyone would see. I haven't seen mine in years and I doubt that Albert has either ......'cept in a mirror. sad32:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2007, 07:12:07 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 04, 2007, 07:08:57 AM
Nah .... that'd be too much fuss over such small matters.
What do you think anyone would see. I haven't seen mine in years and I doubt that Albert has either ......'cept in a mirror. sad32:
[shudder]  sick2:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Bar Wench on May 04, 2007, 06:44:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 04, 2007, 07:12:07 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 04, 2007, 07:08:57 AM
Nah .... that'd be too much fuss over such small matters.
What do you think anyone would see. I haven't seen mine in years and I doubt that Albert has either ......'cept in a mirror. sad32:
[shudder]  sick2:

I feel that there is a line where over sharing begins and I believe that we may have left it for dust with that post!  eeek:

 scared:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2007, 06:49:58 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 04, 2007, 06:44:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 04, 2007, 07:12:07 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 04, 2007, 07:08:57 AM
Nah .... that'd be too much fuss over such small matters.
What do you think anyone would see. I haven't seen mine in years and I doubt that Albert has either ......'cept in a mirror. sad32:
[shudder]  sick2:

I feel that there is a line where over sharing begins and I believe that we may have left it for dust with that post!  eeek:

FEET we are talking FEET ~ Mucky minded woman  whistle:

 scared:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Bar Wench on May 04, 2007, 06:54:40 PM
Feet of course feet. Will try and replace the  censored: image that is in my mind then.  point:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2007, 06:22:17 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 04, 2007, 06:54:40 PM
Feet of course feet. Will try and replace the  censored: image that is in my mind then.  point:
Me too...  noooo:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Sour Puss on May 06, 2007, 07:01:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2007, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on May 02, 2007, 10:48:35 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 01, 2007, 12:07:41 PM
Well the Quiz Night was a dismal failure ~ have you considered Live Music or even a Stripper? eyes:

You had a quiz night without me... sad32:
Um.... no?  whistle:

So back to this quiz night....when will that be? We should be able to pull off a virtual quiz (as long as no one sneaks off to Google the answeres)  rubschin:  OK I can see the first flaw.
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2007, 07:12:05 PM
Ahem ............. Like I said 'twas a dismal failure

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=33.msg148#msg148
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2007, 10:27:01 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 06, 2007, 07:12:05 PM
Ahem ............. Like I said 'twas a dismal failure

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=33.msg148#msg148
Yes? to be fair, sending out all of the questions by e-mail wasn?t the brilliant idea after all ? was it Snoopy?   noooo:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Misunderstood on May 12, 2007, 06:58:06 PM
No - It wasn't a good idea at all!   Is that why I wasn't allowed to say that I'd won all the prizes?   confused:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2007, 07:52:40 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on May 12, 2007, 06:58:06 PM
No - It wasn't a good idea at all!   Is that why I wasn't allowed to say that I'd won all the prizes?   confused:
It?s because everybody won all of the prizes?  noooo: I'm ruined.
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Misunderstood on May 13, 2007, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2007, 07:52:40 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on May 12, 2007, 06:58:06 PM
No - It wasn't a good idea at all!   Is that why I wasn't allowed to say that I'd won all the prizes?   confused:
It?s because everybody won all of the prizes?  noooo: I'm ruined.


Never mind,   I've left you a little present in your slipper....  :)
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2007, 06:32:08 AM
One of my cats left me a little present in one of my boxes of cables overnight ? all ruined?.  sad24:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 13, 2007, 01:12:36 PM
I have a mate who works with the W Mids Police Band, I am sure that for a small consideration he wouldn't mind doing a gig (trendy word eh?) here

One of the band, Kevin  is handcuffed, gagged and then tied up in a sack before the lads from 'C' division fall on him and give him a good kicking, can he escape before he blacks out?  Dare you watch! This is then followed by  Darren  and his magic helmet - rub it and make a wish.
All good family fun... I did have another idea, but I lost it thinking about Darren
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2007, 01:34:58 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 13, 2007, 01:12:36 PM
I have a mate who works with the W Mids Police Band, I am sure that for a small consideration he wouldn't mind doing a gig (trendy word eh?) here

One of the band, Kevin  is handcuffed, gagged and then tied up in a sack before the lads from 'C' division fall on him and give him a good kicking, can he escape before he blacks out?  Dare you watch! This is then followed by  Darren  and his magic helmet - rub it and make a wish.
All good family fun... I did have another idea, but I lost it thinking about Darren
How small a consideration exactly?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 13, 2007, 06:55:55 PM
Ah well lets say 5 big ones, and he will throw in Superintendent Alvin O'Toole who will treats us to some classic point duty hand signals, including 'Traffic Approaching from the Front', 'Traffic Approaching from both Front and Behind' and 'Little Bunny Rabbit Hopping Through a Field'.  He may also be persuaded to perform 'Last Turkey in the Shop at Christmas' for an encore, as long as there are no ladies present. If you promise them a free buffet and a few jars that should swing it
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2007, 08:16:06 PM
5 big ones, free buffet and a few jars...  noooo:

Why don?t we say we?ll ignore your out-of-date tax disc, dodgy tyres and those ?imported? fags you?ve been touting? comprende?  whistle:
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: grumpyoldsoldier on May 13, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
I really didn't want to do this, but if its threats you want.. how about they chuck in..WPC Edna Fowler from Aston she performs the Dance of the Seven Veils - and at 18 stone, she can guarantee you get plenty of veil for your money.  If unavailable, her part could be taken by Chief Inspector Slasher Robertsof the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, and no buffet?
Title: Re: Lack of customers and those that do come in seem to spend little
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2007, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on May 13, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
. . her part could be taken . .
eeek: