Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 04:48:51 PM
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2008, 06:42:34 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 06:51:17 PM
Here we go. Any bets? Eh? Eh?
Are u exited Nick? I'm so exited I could text speak.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 06:51:47 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:00:19 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:00:56 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:02:46 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:03:17 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:05:01 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:07:28 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:11:10 PM
Probably the winner knowing the eastern european bloc vote.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:13:17 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:15:17 PM
UK next. eeek:
I like him. A cheerfully mediocre talent. surrender:
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:16:44 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:19:19 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:20:00 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:20:15 PM
Nice navel. cloud9:
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:21:04 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:22:03 PM
Albania. I would. Where is Albania? Who hates them? Didn't they get massacred?
Nice navel. cloud9:
hey dear hubby keep the eyes on yr lovely wifey.... Angry9:
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:23:07 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:23:41 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:24:22 PM
Albania. I would. Where is Albania? Who hates them? Didn't they get massacred?
Nice navel. cloud9:
hey dear hubby keep the eyes on yr lovely wifey.... Angry9:
Yar. lol:
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:24:53 PM
hmmmmmmmm..... Germany! eyes:
noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:25:52 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:26:31 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:27:27 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:29:30 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:30:03 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:31:50 PM
Bosnia Hurts...... I think we can agree on that?
We can. No package holidays for Pastis & TG to that part of the world. noooo:
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:35:46 PM
No hoper. Move on.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:37:03 PM
Bosnia Hurts...... I think we can agree on that?
We can. No package holidays for Pastis & TG to that part of the world. noooo:
maybe to israel then, they well fit, you seen the muscles on that... eyes:
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:37:41 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:38:46 PM
Now they ARE strange, believe me ::)
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Aha.... the Finns...
Now they ARE strange, believe me ::)
well the certainly look it scared2:
are in with good chance... point:
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:40:54 PM
Aha.... the Finns...
Now they ARE strange, believe me ::)
I like them.But they seem locked into about 1988 west coast rock. whistle:
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:43:31 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:44:23 PM
No chance. ::)
But wait, maybe other nations near them will vote for them. rubschin:
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:46:19 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:48:21 PM
Hairy shoulders.
Shite frock but she fits into it well. Song might apeal to some.
Kebabs.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:50:01 PM
My brain just switched off.
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2008, 07:51:37 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:52:00 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:52:34 PM
Iceland..... gay band..... next
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:53:41 PM
So glad our TV is in its box
nick you dont know what you missing...loads of good sexy guys an some ugly women... eyes:
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:54:09 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 07:54:54 PM
i have a feeling Poland might do quite well, bit moving on.....
Iceland..... gay band..... next
gay even better, they good to there mums, arrrrrrrrrrr
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:55:07 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:55:24 PM
Turkey. Are Cyprus in this? Did they qualify?
Who gives a fork. Utter shite.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:56:56 PM
I've lost the plot now... where are we?..... it's getting scary scared2:
Focus lad. Turkey been on. Toilet break.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 07:58:43 PM
13 nations to go. eeek:
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 07:59:25 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:02:11 PM
Neutral.
But lets not forget the peninsular war eh?
Pleasant but dull. Could be a winner.
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:02:37 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:04:30 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:05:13 PM
Definate winner. Top 5.
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:06:42 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:08:40 PM
sick2: scared2: sick2: scared2:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 08:08:47 PM
Latvian fvcking Pirates ?... I don't think so... noooo:
jonny depp impersonators! bet that wins! mr tg dancing round the room to that...bloody gettin in me way of tv Angry9:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2008, 08:10:11 PM
Awww.... the Swedes.... Hero....
sick2: scared2: sick2: scared2:
nice legs shame bout the face... point:
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:10:19 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:10:59 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:14:06 PM
Whats' yer point point lad? All night long?
Good for you.... NEXT!
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:15:27 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:16:39 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:17:13 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:18:41 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:22:04 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:23:56 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:24:36 PM
Oh dear, what a mincing pi$$pot.... next
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:26:09 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:28:15 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:28:45 PM
Oh dear, screaming drama queens.... next
Post by: Pastis on May 24, 2008, 08:30:40 PM
Anyone got her phone number?
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:34:18 PM
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:36:01 PM
Dancing girls do not help. noooo:
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:41:27 PM
Block voting here. Show me where u buried grandad & I'll vote for you you ethnic foreign neighbour you.
Bacon sarnie?
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:42:51 PM
But who will vote for the russians? whistle:
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:48:47 PM
Top 5
Post by: TG on May 24, 2008, 08:59:09 PM
Ukrainre
Norway
Spain
Armeina
Latvia
RUSSIA
&
RUSSIA
Post by: Just One More on May 24, 2008, 10:13:38 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2008, 07:00:02 AM
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2008, 09:51:50 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7418940.stm
Frankly I feel it is time for the UK to call it a day. Wogan seems to be of the same impression. Leave them to play their games, we are about the biggest contributor to the enourmous costs so it would be interesting to see how long they will last without the BBC and its money and expertise.
Wogan's whole career has been built of an ability to know when to say enough is enough, I suspect he knows the jig is up on this annual farce.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 25, 2008, 10:08:24 AM
Sir Terry calls it a day! Will he, won't he? A real cliff hanger ::)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7418940.stm
Frankly I feel it is time for the UK to call it a day. Wogan seems to be of the same impression. Leave them to play their games, we are about the biggest contributor to the enourmous costs so it would be interesting to see how long they will last without the BBC and its money and expertise.
Wogan's whole career has been built of an ability to know when to say enough is enough, I suspect he knows the jig is up on this annual farce.
well said snoops, you hit the nail on the head.
leave em all too it now, its got completely ridiculous
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2008, 03:15:46 PM
If Tel (Wogan, not that Tel) does pack up perhaps we could do it next year? rubschin:
Post by: TG on May 25, 2008, 03:25:16 PM
OK spiders (no fcuker else is listening) I reckon its between:
Ukrainre
Norway
Spain
Armeina
Latvia
RUSSIA
&
RUSSIA
I wasnt too far out in the end (apart from Spain). eeek:
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2008, 05:21:00 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2008, 05:45:02 PM
We should vote on Euro boobs or summat
Krauts would win everytime ~ have you ever looked in the window of a German Ladies Underwear Shop?
Das Grosse Busten Halter eeek:
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2008, 05:53:00 PM
We should vote on Euro boobs or summateyes:
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2008, 06:48:44 PM
Quote
Krauts would win everytime ~ have you ever looked in the window of a German Ladies Underwear Shop?
Never. Why?
Post by: Snoopy on May 25, 2008, 07:02:57 PM
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2008, 08:44:50 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2008, 06:07:59 AM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2008, 09:56:45 AM
The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2008, 10:35:59 AM
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!
The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)
Cobblers and key cutting go together because both require a lathe and grinding wheels.
Lingerie and cacti though? rubschin: I keep coming up with the answer "Pricks" but don't ask me why.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2008, 11:07:42 AM
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!
The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)
Cobblers and key cutting go together because both require a lathe and grinding wheels.
Lingerie and cacti though? rubschin: I keep coming up with the answer "Pricks" but don't ask me why.
So why do cobblers sell Zippo lighters then? Answer me that!
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2008, 11:17:05 AM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2008, 12:01:57 PM
Imagine the shopping list.
"Hello.I would like a set of keys, a cigarette lighter, a football trophy, and a leather belt. ANd can you fix these shoes while you are at it?"
Hard to explain to our notional Spaniard,who goes to an underwear shop and demands a cactus. They'd prolly get arrested. noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on May 26, 2008, 12:11:04 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2008, 12:32:19 PM
"Quiet trucks? eeek: How do they know what to leave?"
"People leave them notes."
She was convinced it was a wind up, and it does sound unlikely..... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2008, 07:12:54 PM
I did once find myself gazing into the window of a lingerie shop in Madrid. Odd place. Rather in the way that cobblers here also do that strange thing of key-cutting (why?how do they go together?) this place also sold cacti!
The window display was a bit peculiar rubschin: (even disturbing in parts)
Cobblers and key cutting go together because both require a lathe and grinding wheels.
Lingerie and cacti though? rubschin: I keep coming up with the answer "Pricks" but don't ask me why.
After catching part of a program on TV last night about car 'lovers' eeek: I'd say anything is possible these days noooo:
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 11:44:49 AM
I will only do live commentary for this if no-one turns up for my party, which of course aint going to happen.
We could always put the TV on if enough guests want though. Me being an accommodating host like.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 03:04:12 PM
ONE TWO ONE TWO CHTOB VSE BYLI ZDOROVY ONE TWO
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 04:06:14 PM
But there is time yet and I may get pissed up enough to watch and post shite for you to read when you come back from some other bastards party. noooo:
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 04:09:34 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 04:17:56 PM
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:
Charm school - 1st Class Hons lol:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 04:18:36 PM
Only 3 hours to go ... whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 04:23:14 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 04:25:24 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 04:25:55 PM
Not staying up for the fun, like? ;)Fun you say...? rubschin:
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 04:29:27 PM
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:
Was that a backhanded compliment or just a back hander? ;D
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 04:32:28 PM
Not staying up for the fun, like? ;)Fun you say...? rubschin:
We managed about 7 pages of shite last year.... should be able to take it up to 14 at least this time ;D
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 04:35:10 PM
But, but, but, BUT! We don't know any other bastards. You're the only one we have. confused:
Was that a backhanded compliment or just a back hander? ;D
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2Fslap.jpg&hash=fa420cfc45d9b735cad9a1512c562c7f319866b8)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 04:35:20 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 04:39:11 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 04:40:12 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 05:06:13 PM
Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it 8)
Cos we appreciate culture innit.
I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming. shocked003
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:09:22 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kajagoogoo.com%2Fhomepage_images%2Fhomepage_menu_03.jpg&hash=2d2df835b3ecaa6d09ced2fda0b342fd9962aff3)Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it 8)
Cos we appreciate culture innit.
I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming. shocked003
noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:22:58 PM
Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it 8)
Cos we appreciate culture innit.
I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming. shocked003
Well they are doing a tour - essentially they are broke tis all.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:24:14 PM
They've sniffed all the money up their noses prolly... noooo:Why don't you post it now...save you the bother of watching it 8)
Cos we appreciate culture innit.
I hear Kajagoogoo are reforming. shocked003
Well they are doing a tour - essentially they are broke tis all.... noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:26:05 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:27:02 PM
Can you name any other song they did even in the 80's apart from "too shy"I didn't know they did that... redface:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:32:03 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:32:45 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:36:51 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:37:31 PM
I bumped into Limahl in Sheperds Bush once ... eeek:
Is that Euphemism number 141 ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
I held Chris deBurghs cake...
Despicable man...i would have let it drop evil:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:40:05 PM
You'd drop it on his head then... he's only about three feet tall... noooo:I held Chris deBurghs cake...
Despicable man...i would have let it drop evil:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:41:50 PM
You'd drop it on his head then... he's only about three feet tall... noooo:I held Chris deBurghs cake...
Despicable man...i would have let it drop evil:
He shouldn't be allowed to stand at all evil:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:42:50 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:43:00 PM
Not a fan then...?You'd drop it on his head then... he's only about three feet tall... noooo:I held Chris deBurghs cake...
Despicable man...i would have let it drop evil:
He shouldn't be allowed to stand at all evil:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:44:34 PM
Limahl... about 5' 4" .... whistle:
Hence the need for big hair noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:45:16 PM
Not a fan then...?
Now thats one dissection job I would happily do for free evil:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:46:23 PM
Is it over yet - did Cyprus win...?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:48:46 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 05:52:20 PM
Page 9.... only 1 hour 10 mins to go before it starts.... eveilgrin:I can't wait...
...no, really I can't... noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 05:58:30 PM
It's nearly 7pm here.... time to prepare the Euronibbles... eat and drink to each contestant
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 06:01:06 PM
Not even for the.... Bulgarian entry? eyes:I've eaten all my nibbles... I was a bit premature... redface:
It's nearly 7pm here.... time to prepare the Euronibbles... eat and drink to each contestant
I've started on Special K now...
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 06:11:43 PM
Additionally... each time the word "Eurovison" is mentioned, a toast is raised and glasses emptied.... Rule #2
45 mins to go ... eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 06:19:27 PM
The ideal Eurovision party includes Euronibbles from each competing country to be eaten along with a drink from each competing country, at the time said country embarks upon its entry... you know the roolz surely 8)I'm sure Special K and collapso are available in each of the participating countries... cloud9:
Additionally... each time the word "Eurovison" is mentioned, a toast is raised and glasses emptied.... Rule #2
45 mins to go ... eveilgrin:
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 06:23:04 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 06:55:09 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 06:56:41 PM
A tube of Anusol and a large Talisker... you'll be in heaven cloud9:
eeek:
How much have you had to drink already whistle:
pace yourself sweety - it's going to be a looooong night lol:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:01:05 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:02:57 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:06:11 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 07:08:12 PM
Some feck off circus act on now. Shite.
Keeell any clowns evil:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:08:42 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:11:02 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:14:27 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:15:07 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:16:34 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:18:35 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2009, 07:19:53 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:21:13 PM
Will attract some votes from the PC brigade.
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:22:19 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2009, 07:23:36 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:24:17 PM
translation: Yes. ok. 40 Euros and I'll do it, but not before I've broken down and had therapy....
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:24:36 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:24:55 PM
I lost track already. Some blonde bint with 2 black eyes. WTF is she from?
Oops. Says France in big letters at bottom screen. Dull. Next.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:26:09 PM
MUST I watch it?
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:26:47 PM
Three songs down ~ does anyone know how long this torture will go on?I'm not... noooo:
MUST I watch it?
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:27:35 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:28:03 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:28:23 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:29:07 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:29:41 PM
Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...
Dont think they qualified.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:29:56 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:30:29 PM
Bah! Banghead Damn you Eurovision, damn you to hell!Tell me when Cyprus are on... I'll go and have a look like...
Dont think they qualified.
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:31:41 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2009, 07:32:01 PM
Croatia on now, that bird is hopelessly out of tune. Mrs JOM nodded off a while ago and woke up to it, I think she's been looking in here, she said, "what's this shite!"
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:34:18 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:35:12 PM
The guitarist looks like Graham Norton should be fixed up for the night tho'. Very Camp 8)
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:35:25 PM
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
I looked... redface:
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:35:37 PM
Also, let me know if there are any birds with big tits like... eyes:
There is a lot less, er, raunchiness so far this year.
Recession prolly, raunch in short supply like.
Early days yet though.
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:35:56 PM
Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
I looked... redface:
She'll have bruised tits tho'
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:37:37 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:37:58 PM
They can pay me in cod.
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:38:10 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:39:20 PM
They'll need loving care and attention then... whistle:Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
I looked... redface:
She'll have bruised tits tho'
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:40:05 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:41:49 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:42:19 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:42:53 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:45:09 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 07:45:34 PM
They'll need loving care and attention then... whistle:Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
I looked... redface:
She'll have bruised tits tho'
What happened to not watching it BM noooo:
The commentary so far has been very insightful - if I was a lesbian noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:46:38 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:46:49 PM
Armenia - lesbian sisters prolly... whistle:They'll need loving care and attention then... whistle:Portugal have gone ethic, it's all about sardine fishing... the pleasures thereof whistle:The bird with the squeeze box would get it...
I looked... redface:
She'll have bruised tits tho'
What happened to not watching it BM noooo:
The commentary so far has been very insightful - if I was a lesbian noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:47:48 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:50:12 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:50:49 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:51:09 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:54:26 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 07:55:09 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:55:26 PM
Azzer by whatsit.... possible winner rubschin:
Agreed
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 07:56:49 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 07:57:34 PM
Azzir by wotsits indeed! I don't think I can take much more of this ~ it is truly dire.
C'mon Snoops - shall we go over to the juke box and put some proper stuff on like 8)
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:57:40 PM
How many more...?
That bird from
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:58:10 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 07:58:44 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 07:59:33 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 07:59:49 PM
Don't forget your medication BM - you can't afford to put that amount of strain on your organs lol:I opened the second bottle of medication... I may need a third... noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:00:32 PM
Page 14 Bm .... whistle:Indeed... I can hear the excess bandwidth charges hitting my inbox.... noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:02:10 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:03:24 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:05:45 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:06:37 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:07:38 PM
Cyprus must have been really shite... noooo:
to be beaten by Malta .... whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:08:10 PM
Dirty minx just winked at me!I thought she was away for the weekend...?
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:09:46 PM
I once had a ..... no, I digress..... hmmmm, they're not bad!
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:13:51 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:14:11 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:16:00 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:21:34 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:24:41 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:25:35 PM
Barbie look-a-like?
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:26:14 PM
Albania have clown masks and a bloke in a gimp suit... noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:26:50 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:28:03 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:29:49 PM
Are they duos or is it the Vino?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 08:30:22 PM
[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS! whistle:
You rang evil: evil: evil:
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 08:31:20 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 08:33:05 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:34:20 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 08:34:34 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:34:55 PM
I am Sparticus! Strangeness indeed eeek:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:35:18 PM
Ahhh... there you are... lol:[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS! whistle:
You rang evil: evil: evil:
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:35:43 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:36:43 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:37:19 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:38:41 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 08:39:25 PM
Ahhh... there you are... lol:[cough] I said CLOWN MASKS! whistle:
You rang evil: evil: evil:
Enjoying yourself are you - traitor noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:40:04 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:42:29 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:45:35 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 08:46:58 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 08:47:39 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:49:22 PM
More vino and then ,,,, the voting eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:49:42 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:55:51 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 08:57:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 08:59:09 PM
you, of course, can vote for the UK ... whistle:If I could be arsed like... and I missed it anyway.... redface:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:02:57 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 09:04:04 PM
Meanwhile, back in the green room, in spite of BM's non vote ::)Did Cyprus win like...? razz:
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 09:07:03 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:08:02 PM
and they were, let's face it, shite... happy100 happy100
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:10:32 PM
Well what do we think ~ Did Graham Norton fill Sir Terry's place or not? Personally I would have preferred Wogan but think Norton did a fair job of following an unfollowable act that frankly was Eurovision. It is hard to think of anyone else other than perhaps Jack Dee who could do it.
Norton was commendably reserved; dry, witheld and so far ok happy088
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2009, 09:10:56 PM
The brief bits I watched tonight (cos you lot made me) were utter, utter shite... noooo:
I wish I'd gone to bed...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 09:16:16 PM
It's no good - you are now part of the Boom Bang a Bang posse eeek:
You'll be having theme nights in the pub from now on whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 09:17:09 PM
Well what do we think ~ Did Graham Norton fill Sir Terry's place or not? Personally I would have preferred Wogan but think Norton did a fair job of following an unfollowable act that frankly was Eurovision. It is hard to think of anyone else other than perhaps Jack Dee who could do it.
Norton was commendably reserved; dry, witheld and so far ok happy088
So Mr Pastis / TG - who is gonna win...
if you get this right you can choose my lottery numbers for next week whistle:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:17:37 PM
You missed the girls in the pool? eyes:
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:18:34 PM
Uk 2
8)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 16, 2009, 09:19:29 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:21:44 PM
I must check the kitchen supplies 8)
Post by: Pastis on May 16, 2009, 09:28:35 PM
Post by: TG on May 16, 2009, 09:52:33 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 16, 2009, 10:10:10 PM
Revised opinion on G Norton who was splendidly bitchy and as camp as a bottle of coffee essence throughout the voting.
I give him 12 points
And so it is Good Night from Wales ~ Nos Da y Cymru
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2009, 06:56:27 AM
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2009, 07:10:42 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 17, 2009, 07:11:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc)
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2009, 07:12:56 AM
Nothing to do with the collapso then? whistle:I think not! evil:
I doubt of the Bowmore helped tho... noooo:
Post by: TG on May 17, 2009, 09:39:02 AM
The voting seemed fairer and there were a very few genuinely good songs and performers amongst the shite.
Norton was good especially during the scoring when he seemed less restrained and went into full bitch mode.
See you next year. eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on May 17, 2009, 09:53:03 AM
Think it was more to do with this Snoops ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJBzBrRkPc)
I would have thought that BM could draw comfort from the fact that someone so follicularly challenged is still able to draw an audience
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2009, 10:11:34 AM
Post by: TG on April 01, 2010, 03:42:52 PM
Give it a quick run like you do with the central heating in August a couple of months before the first blizzard.. whistle:
Post by: Snoopy on April 01, 2010, 03:45:14 PM
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2010, 03:46:11 PM
Just testing it like. Dusting it down, kicking the tyres &c.
Give it a quick run like you do with the central heating in August a couple of months before the first blizzard.. whistle:
Or if you are Nick, switch it on at the first sign of frost and watch it blow up....
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in razz:
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:35:33 PM
Quavers - Check
Collapso - Check
Yup, we're all ready.... cloud9:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 05:37:42 PM
eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurovision.tv%2Fsave-files%2Fimg%2Fupload%2Fnews%2F2010%2FOslo%2FDay_8%2FBulgaria%2FGD_6247-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg&hash=d166fe7cedd2c9d5b3670016fc5a7522c1e94a49)
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2010, 05:39:16 PM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:40:35 PM
Pictures from rehearsals
eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurovision.tv%2Fsave-files%2Fimg%2Fupload%2Fnews%2F2010%2FOslo%2FDay_8%2FBulgaria%2FGD_6247-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg&hash=d166fe7cedd2c9d5b3670016fc5a7522c1e94a49)
"Choking singer saved by Heimlich manoeuvre"
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 05:46:23 PM
Romanian entrant 2010
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpaulaseling.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fpaula-seling.jpg&hash=d9a4704baf0046d9cf6a5ce771e81be51c98d724)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 23, 2010, 05:46:57 PM
As I've just been reminded whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities lol:
Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in razz:
Oh, I will be in France. cloud9:
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:47:42 PM
Guarantee to get BM to view
Romanian entrant 2010
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpaulaseling.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fpaula-seling.jpg&hash=d9a4704baf0046d9cf6a5ce771e81be51c98d724)
Ten points! eyes:
Um... can she sing...? whistle:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2010, 05:48:58 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 05:50:30 PM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:50:48 PM
As I've just been reminded whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities lol:
Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in razz:
Oh, I will be in France. cloud9:
But, but, b... it is a VP tradition! evil:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 23, 2010, 05:52:48 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 23, 2010, 05:54:12 PM
I have a vodaphone 3g thingy but it says it only works in the UK, my challenge is to ask out there for an equivalent that works in France. Any ideas anyone?As I've just been reminded whistle: ... only six days to go before our traditional "slag off the Eurozone / love bomb the crumpet" cultural festivities lol:
Hope you're all preparing to spend next Saturday night in razz:
Oh, I will be in France. cloud9:
But, but, b... it is a VP tradition! evil:
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 05:54:39 PM
Yes Miss D, I am off to visit my brother, 2 hours south of Caen. cloud9:
You'll just have to log-in from there then won't you...? evil:
Post by: Just One More on May 23, 2010, 06:01:51 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2010, 06:04:31 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2010, 06:09:14 PM
Yes ~ they pipe it across from Wales, via Lancashire ~ just like the water.drumroll:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 06:17:06 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurovision.tv%2Fsave-files%2Fimg%2Fupload%2Fnews%2F2010%2FCyprus%2Fmaterial%2F_THE5231-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg&hash=5172ef0b4bdd0c2c4fd42a349a245c063dbba35a)
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 06:18:25 PM
Cyprus's entry ' Jon Lilygreen and the Islanders' rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurovision.tv%2Fsave-files%2Fimg%2Fupload%2Fnews%2F2010%2FCyprus%2Fmaterial%2F_THE5231-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg&hash=5172ef0b4bdd0c2c4fd42a349a245c063dbba35a)
Nil points... noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2010, 09:57:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmdE9a_-FHY
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2010, 10:18:05 AM
Iceland could mess the whole thing up eeek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmdE9a_-FHY
Is that chubby 40-something girl the same loony Bjork I vaguely remember?
That seal and whale-blubber diet is so cruel. noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2010, 10:20:29 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 24, 2010, 10:24:22 AM
No DS, I think Iceland is full of Bjorks. At least that's how I heard it rubschin:
And none of them can sing?
Must keep Iceland on my 'don't visit' list.
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2010, 10:26:05 AM
Post by: Pastis on May 25, 2010, 07:23:06 PM
In third place ... Denmark
In second place ... Armenia
And, .... taking the crown, le medaillon d'or, ...
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 10:22:14 AM
However, this may be offset by an alcoholic haze that will need to induced to enable me to cope with the excitement. surrender:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 10:25:32 AM
Well those tossers at virgin media have finally managed to get my new HD box working after 2 weeks of replacements and fannying about. So tonight I shall be watching Eurvision in crystal clear HD.
However, this may be offset by an alcoholic haze that will need to induced to enable me to cope with the excitement. surrender:
What side is it on like...?
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 11:50:07 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 12:17:00 PM
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 12:18:14 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 12:19:03 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 01:40:47 PM
Well those tossers at virgin media have finally managed to get my new HD box working after 2 weeks of replacements and fannying about. So tonight I shall be watching Eurvision in crystal clear HD.
However, this may be offset by an alcoholic haze that will need to induced to enable me to cope with the excitement. surrender:
What side is it on like...?
Always on the Beeb ~ since our licence money funds the fecking rubbish but of course you don't have a licence. evil:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 02:37:40 PM
I may miss it tonight - LL wants to go out as it is her last night like.... noooo:
Mind you, what time is it on...? rubschin:
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 02:57:58 PM
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:10:03 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 03:18:27 PM
How fooking hard is that to comprefookinghend? Banghead Banghead Banghead
I have no doubt that the national or public service channel in Cyprus will also be showing it but their fooking TV listings do not appear in the fooking UK's fooking newspapers! Banghead
Now my head hurts cussing:
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:22:06 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 03:23:40 PM
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 03:24:26 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 03:27:07 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
I have Sky... I don't need Cyprus telly... ::)
At least I have a telly! point: point: point: point: point:
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 03:34:21 PM
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...
Sort of grabbed it as you fell past it did you? lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 03:34:47 PM
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...
Sort of grabbed it as you fell past it did you? lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
evil:
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 03:36:17 PM
I can't get Cyprus telly... I took my antenna down like...
Sort of grabbed it as you fell past it did you? lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
evil:
redface: Sorry ~ irresistible like.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 03:57:23 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 03:59:30 PM
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 04:08:33 PM
I am going to take something to knock me out and sleep through it all I think rubschin:
Voddy?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
For the past 4 or 5 nights I have woke up at 4.30 in the morning ( regardless of what time I have gone to bed) and then can't get back to sleep sad24:.
I am feeling zombified today noooo:
Maybe if I watch the Eurovision though that will guarantee quick entry into a coma like state rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2010, 04:12:40 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 04:16:11 PM
This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration lol:
Post by: Snoopy on May 29, 2010, 04:16:52 PM
We have 300+ video tapes and I have watched them all at least three times surrender:
We have over 100 DVDs and I have seen every one surrender:
I think bed with a good book or a baaaaaad wummun is in order. cloud9:
Wife is at her mother's ~ I am open to offers. eyes:
I have Vodka but have looked out my reading glasses sad24:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 04:34:11 PM
Those with a telly I mean
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 04:44:39 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 05:29:14 PM
Less than 3 hours to go razz: Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start angel1
This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration lol:
Indeed, a VP tradition. Me & Pastis will post 16 to the dozen and everybody else will moan. lol:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 05:31:13 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 05:36:55 PM
Less than 3 hours to go razz: Getting all set here, will have eaten before the start angel1
This is "our" 3rd year of communal VP Eurofiddle viewing; I think it calls for celebration lol:
Indeed, a VP tradition. Me & Pastis will post 16 to the dozen and everybody else will moan. lol:
happy088 Me laptop's all charged up, the collapso's flowing, I imagine bender Norton will be on his 3rd pair of satin trousers by now in Oslo ;D
Nope, not HD but a very respectable, mahoosive Sony Bravia cloud9:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 06:15:29 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Ah, remember when it was in black & white, Katie Boyle, nul points, jumpers for goal posts? cloud9:
Anyhoo, Oslo here we go!
Bloody hell! Bucks Fizz on the National Lottery eeek:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:00:41 PM
Ooh! Here we go!
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:01:59 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:04:23 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:06:01 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:06:34 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:08:00 PM
WTF has she got on?
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:09:33 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:11:20 PM
But wait..Azerbyjamsarnies! Phorar!!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:12:30 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:12:53 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:13:08 PM
Mrs TG is on the fone at 200 decibels so I cant hear a thing.
But wait..Azerbyjamsarnies! Phorar!!!
Looks good, sounds shite.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:15:02 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:16:31 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:16:48 PM
I hear Norton started with the odd catty comment ;D
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:18:00 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:19:07 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:19:15 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:19:51 PM
Mrs TG fancies him.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:20:12 PM
Where are the up beat, rippy of skirt numbers of yesteryear?
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:21:07 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:21:35 PM
noooo: noooo: God, it's dismal.
Where are the up beat, rippy of skirt numbers of yesteryear?
Time yet boss. eeek:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
Norwegian bloke is singing in english. I know this to be true coz text translation confirms it like.
Mrs TG fancies him.
he can share my bed anytime... eyes:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:23:27 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:24:20 PM
Moldova in 80's retro porno shock stylee lol:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:24:34 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:25:26 PM
Norwegian bloke is singing in english. I know this to be true coz text translation confirms it like.
Mrs TG fancies him.
he can share my bed anytime... eyes:
It's good to have the girls in ;)
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:25:36 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:26:08 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:26:46 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:26:58 PM
... and it's crap noooo:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:27:19 PM
Nice hair.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:27:36 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:28:08 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:28:23 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:28:37 PM
BM where are you? it's Cyprus! lol:
... and it's crap noooo:
"(instrumental)" prolly for the best. Mrs TG fancies him n;all.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:29:41 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:30:46 PM
Legs.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:31:16 PM
BM where are you? it's Cyprus! lol:
... and it's crap noooo:
"(instrumental)" prolly for the best. Mrs TG fancies him n;all.
well done cyprus....thats a winner that one....and yes he was gorgeous..(think i must b menopausal....) eyes:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:31:28 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:31:55 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:32:44 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:33:03 PM
well done cyprus....thats a winner that one....and yes he was gorgeous..(think i must b menopausal....) eyes:
Not at all Mrs TG ...just normal girl ;)
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:33:03 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:33:21 PM
What is all this shite? confused:
the word 'shite' defines it G.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:33:27 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:34:28 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:35:12 PM
Looks like he has spent all his life in the cellar whistle:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:35:35 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:36:24 PM
well done cyprus....thats a winner that one....and yes he was gorgeous..(think i must b menopausal....) eyes:
Not at all Mrs TG ...just normal girl ;)
ta Miss D....makes a change from all these lot drooling.... scared2:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:36:38 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:36:46 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:37:18 PM
ta Miss D....makes a change from all these lot drooling.... scared2:
Indeed ...we have rights to lol:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:37:51 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:38:30 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:38:37 PM
Turn the tellie on Growler ~ BBC1
Oh yes. I do believe I can hear some wailing noise emitting from said telly as I write.
The wimmin are enthusiastically watching this shite it seems.
I can hear the dullshit tones of that great willy wuffter Norton wafting across the hallway.
The piggin' house is now vibrating to some bloody ump ar ump ar
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:38:47 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:39:41 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:40:01 PM
David Grey?
Spot on.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:40:18 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:40:56 PM
FREAKS eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Oh dear wat was that????? noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:41:04 PM
David Grey?
Spot on.
No, someone from longer ago rubschin:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:41:37 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:41:47 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:41:51 PM
David Bowie wannabe noooo:
God, even you've been sucked into watching this life sucking shite now too? noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
Spain again. WTF is going on?
BM gubbed the connection by logging on?
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
Spain again. WTF is going on?
BM gubbed the connection by logging on?
Makes sense.
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:43:30 PM
Some bloke with two birds on now???
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:44:07 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:44:24 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:44:35 PM
David Bowie wannabe noooo:
God, even you've been sucked into watching this life sucking shite now too? noooo:
Game for a laugh I am lol:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:44:46 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:45:24 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:45:44 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:45:53 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:46:06 PM
What with the world economic situation and fairy liberation issues like.
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:46:21 PM
Sky signal is all broken up... prolly an improvement... rubschin:
Some bloke with two birds on now???
That'll be me doin' me owl and pigeon impressions like. cloud9:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 07:46:41 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:47:30 PM
Big girl!Nice outfit... noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:47:56 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Big girl!Nice outfit... noooo:
Purple and red is sooooo noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:48:58 PM
eeek: Big ginger Irish lass noooo:
Not the eyebrows... whistle:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:49:08 PM
From the official site like.
Yours faithfully
TG
Official eurovision correspondent.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:49:17 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:49:38 PM
eeek: Big ginger Irish lass noooo:
Not the eyebrows... whistle:
Well spotted that man lol:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:50:43 PM
Big girl!
steady...nowt wrong with big girls...they certainly have more fun....... eyes:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:50:57 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:51:04 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:51:41 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:52:34 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:53:43 PM
Quick...save the crockery lol:
lol: lol: lol: Have just spat wine over the keyboard over that ditto noooo:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 07:53:52 PM
Quick...save the crockery lol:
suprised they cud afford to be there...... cussing:
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:54:41 PM
' Spain's performance was disturbed by a fan on stage and thus gets the opportunity to perform again after the last entry (Denmark).'
From the official site like.
Yours faithfully
TG
Official eurovision correspondent.
Snoring was he? ::)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:54:53 PM
His hair doesn't move eeek:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:55:01 PM
' Spain's performance was disturbed by a fan on stage and thus gets the opportunity to perform again after the last entry (Denmark).'
From the official site like.
Yours faithfully
TG
Official eurovision correspondent.
Ta TG ;)
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 07:56:10 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:56:42 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:56:50 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 07:57:19 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:00:36 PM
Even if they are on gay boys with heavily waxed chests
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:00:53 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:01:59 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:02:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:02:46 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:03:57 PM
A convenient toilet break
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:04:22 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:05:07 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:05:36 PM
My geopolitic knowledge may be failing me here.
Shite song though.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:07:00 PM
Turkey? Dont they want to bomb Cyprus or summat?
My geopolitic knowledge may be failing me here.
Shite song though.
Bastards have stolen 40% of the country!
With that angle grinder prolly.... noooo:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:07:30 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:08:36 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:08:50 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:09:32 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:10:18 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:11:02 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:12:15 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:12:22 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:12:37 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:13:18 PM
Iceland - big clubbing anthem - seals - geddit lol:drumroll:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:14:00 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:15:31 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:16:59 PM
Nut Ella noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:17:05 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:18:30 PM
Iceland certainly got the atmosphere going! whistle:
You are top form Mr P 8)
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:20:04 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 08:20:36 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:20:52 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:21:14 PM
Bouncy and just bland enough.
Top 5.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:21:42 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:22:46 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:23:22 PM
Its French ................................... West Africa
They have to get some style from somewhere.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:24:14 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:24:46 PM
Shite... but then I didn't like Bob Marley... noooo:
Wots he got to do with france or west africa?
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:24:59 PM
Wumman in catsuit...that will get BM's vote ::)
PVC... eyes:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:25:34 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:25:38 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:25:56 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 08:26:40 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:26:51 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:27:18 PM
That Romanian bint is wearing spray on kecks. Drool:
Actually, she should have head lined in a Emma Peel stylee eyes:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:27:55 PM
I always tend towards loathe... noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:28:09 PM
What a dire , dire song noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:28:38 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:28:47 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:29:03 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:29:12 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:30:04 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:30:24 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:30:56 PM
I do a most beautiful owl impression. cloud9:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:31:15 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:33:01 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:33:32 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:34:21 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:34:53 PM
Where is Armenia? Is it nice?
Who cares? eyes:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:35:01 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:35:20 PM
E.S.H.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:36:16 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:36:38 PM
Possible winner. Regardless of breasts.
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 08:37:46 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:38:09 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
this is a SINGING competition whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
I could go on doing me owl impression (most tuneful) and do some jugglin' too! happy088
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:38:48 PM
this is a SINGING competition whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
And how many "I would"'s have you clocked tonight then? eyes:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:39:23 PM
Germany. Odd. But interesting.
Trying to be Kate Nash / Lilly Allen
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
this is a SINGING competition whistle:
happy001 happy001 happy001
And how many "I would"'s have you clocked tonight then? eyes:
redface:
In the name of equality you understand whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:40:44 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:41:39 PM
Apart from the inevitable porn films of course... noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:42:22 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:42:51 PM
I could go on doing me owl impression (most tuneful) and do some jugglin' too! happy088
We'll sponsor you next year then .....your owl ringtones will be taking over from that Crazy Frog in no time lol:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:44:32 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:46:17 PM
Mrs TG ....get your coat love we're off whistle:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
Mrs TG ....get your coat love we're off whistle:
oks where did i put my passport.... cloud9:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:46:49 PM
"Sorry Lebanon, Jordan, Iran, Egypt but we bomb you soon..."
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:47:25 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:48:24 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:48:46 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:49:21 PM
Jason and Kylie eeek:
Peters and Lee...
He should be blind tho... rubschin:
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:53:25 PM
Gets my vote...NOT literally like. noooo:
15p?
HOW MUCH?!! cussing:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:54:05 PM
Ok. Who do we think has clinched it?
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 08:55:11 PM
Spain redux .... nah noooo:
Ok. Who do we think has clinched it?
Denmark for me. happy088
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Sky is working now... to be fair, I missed the first half..
Can we vote for 'none of the above'?
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 08:58:26 PM
point: ;)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2010, 08:58:54 PM
I actually liked that Danish song. Good rocky sound and beat.
Gets my vote...NOT literally like. noooo:
15p?
HOW MUCH?!! cussing:
But there are some Twit Who will pay for it whistle:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:02:01 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:02:24 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 29, 2010, 09:02:49 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:03:46 PM
Have I told you I am watching in HD?
Adds to the experience does HD.
.
Maybe Greece if I have enough plates.
Or maybe Armenian cleavage.
Albania If I had an english pound to spare for a bet
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 09:03:52 PM
They are all shite as normal... noooo:
Sky is working now... to be fair, I missed the first half..
Can we vote for 'none of the above'?
Agreed, apart from Denmark.
Some nice Glokens to browse over though. cloud9:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:05:15 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:08:28 PM
I'm not voting ... I can barely type redface:
And me... redface:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:10:39 PM
I'm not voting ... I can barely type redface:
And me... redface:
Hic! ;) happy088
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:12:24 PM
I'm not voting ... I can barely type redface:
And me... redface:
Same here. I dont suppose there is any chance of Led Zeppelin turning up?
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:14:17 PM
I'm not voting ... I can barely type redface:
And me... redface:
Same here. I dont suppose there is any chance of Led Zeppelin turning up?
None. noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 09:15:18 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:16:40 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:17:38 PM
Been watching HIGNFY ~ have I missed much?
The one with Brucey again?
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 09:18:43 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:23:18 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:23:31 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:24:36 PM
Oooh. Voting. cloud9:
Oh dear, oh dear... noooo:
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:25:33 PM
Just an aside but Norton's not up to Wogan's best this year IMHO.
Doing OK. Expect him to get better further after 9pm we get. Or not.
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:27:14 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2010, 09:28:48 PM
Post by: GROWLER on May 29, 2010, 09:30:11 PM
Whoa! Denmark!
Wha?
I've got ???'s on them
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:30:22 PM
Just an aside but Norton's not up to Wogan's best this year IMHO.
Doing OK. Expect him to get better further after 9pm we get. Or not.
Hmmmmm, the watershed factor.....
hehe.... she's married, back off comment ;D
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 09:35:16 PM
Post by: TG on May 29, 2010, 09:51:12 PM
Looks like Germany is Uber Alles noooo:
Yar. 'Odd but interesting' I remarked on it earlier. But I would not have thought it as a winner.
Even in HD like.
Did I tell you I am watching in H..... Oh fuck it. surrender:
Post by: Pastis on May 29, 2010, 10:09:21 PM
Looks like the German bird's got it ... trippy, dippy little thing lol:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 29, 2010, 10:16:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2010, 05:53:15 AM
UK last Hurrah!
A proud moment... cloud9:
Post by: GROWLER on May 30, 2010, 06:49:33 AM
UK last Hurrah!
Sweet as a nut. cloud9:
Always good for a good ole chortle this country ey? lol:
Post by: TG on February 12, 2011, 05:48:05 PM
Blue? Bunch of blokes. Aint the selection committee learned that you need wimmin in throwaway skirts etc? Stockings? Cleavage? General filth and similar?
Mind you the paddy selection committee are sexually confused as well. Jedward?
Jaysus.
Ooh, you need a song as well.
Anywho, roll on May, or whenever it is.
Must be soon cos it was daylight when I left work the other day.
Long time no speak, everybody OK?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 12, 2011, 05:49:33 PM
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2011, 05:50:09 PM
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2011, 06:01:00 PM
Post by: TG on February 12, 2011, 06:07:47 PM
I am near by. I can come to visit cloud9:
Do your worst! scared2:
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2011, 06:10:36 PM
Post by: TG on February 12, 2011, 06:17:54 PM
I am ackchooly werking in Leicester soon, like cloud9:
Pint then? scared2:
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2011, 06:36:02 PM
I am ackchooly werking in Leicester soon, like cloud9:
Pint then? scared2:
noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2011, 10:40:12 PM
Post by: TG on February 15, 2011, 07:12:11 PM
Welcome TG, hibernation over is it?
yup. Sap is rising.
Post by: Pastis on April 12, 2011, 04:48:43 PM
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/dusseldorf-2011
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2011, 04:52:53 PM
I shall stocking up on the alcoholic anaesthetic now then noooo:
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2011, 05:06:00 PM
The locals love Eurovision sick2:
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite. eeek: eeek:
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it. ::)
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2011, 05:07:51 PM
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2011, 05:17:14 PM
I am oddly reminded of a Spanish TV programme called Bra: Si o Non?
Are we back on the difficult to undo clips?
Post by: Pastis on April 12, 2011, 05:17:52 PM
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.
The locals love Eurovision sick2:
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite. eeek: eeek:
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it. ::)
We have 38 pages of taking the piss; it's been a VP tradition eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2011, 05:21:17 PM
The regulars were betting on a Spanish breakfast TV show. Gerls in dressing gowns paraded and the audience had to guess if they had a bar on or not. ONce they had voted the gerls removed the dressing gowns noooo:
It put me off my eggs
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2011, 05:24:00 PM
Many years ago I went for breakfast in a bar in a place called Muros in Galicia. Money was changing hands rubschin:
The regulars were betting on a Spanish breakfast TV show. Gerls in dressing gowns paraded and the audience had to guess if they had a bar on or not. ONce they had voted the gerls removed the dressing gowns noooo:
It put me off my eggs
That surely would be easy to see sticking out a bit more than the others? rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2011, 05:43:15 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallery.photo.net%2Fphoto%2F8550067-lg.jpg&hash=5531864087230be67269ff0f86883ef65fcf7e82)
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2011, 05:44:15 PM
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2011, 06:18:22 PM
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.
The locals love Eurovision sick2:
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite. eeek: eeek:
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it. ::)
You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer! eeek:
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2011, 06:33:22 PM
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2011, 06:34:20 PM
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave? rubschin:
Oh noes... you can never leave! eveilgrin:
Post by: TG on April 12, 2011, 07:38:12 PM
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.
The locals love Eurovision sick2:
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite. eeek: eeek:
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it. ::)
You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer! eeek:
I is ready! razz:
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2011, 08:57:58 PM
I can always offer my resignation, or is it one of them 'societies' that you cannot leave? rubschin:
wot .........we will stop the sunnio.......... lol:
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2011, 07:19:54 AM
Miss D did ask before about the disadvantages of living in Smugville.
The locals love Eurovision sick2:
They only get a few points, usually in return for giving The Greeks full marks.
I was out with two chaps and having a mega piss up when one looked at his watch and then asked the barman to turn the tv on to Euroshite. eeek: eeek:
They think it is great and could not understand why I changed places on our table so my back was to it. ::)
You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer! eeek:
I is ready! razz:
Good man! happy088
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2011, 08:40:31 PM
You have to watch it now tho like... it is part of being a VPer! eeek:
In BM's case that's virtually paraletic whistle:
Post by: TG on May 10, 2011, 04:21:22 PM
I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'
'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.
I may need one on Saturday! censored:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2011, 04:40:59 PM
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.
I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'
'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.
I may need one on Saturday! censored:
TG! cloud9:
Post by: TG on May 10, 2011, 04:56:44 PM
Only 4 more sleeps! I am so exiteded I cant spell.
I went on an NHS training course last week. Me and 20 wimmin. In mid afternoon the training woman says 'Am I OK to carry on or does anyone want the loo, No? All got our Tena Lady in have we?'
'No. At least I haven't you sexist bitch' sez I.
I may need one on Saturday! censored:
TG! cloud9:
BM! cloud9:
Post by: Just One More on May 10, 2011, 05:19:56 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2011, 06:06:35 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2011, 09:09:50 PM
Doesn't matter about listening to the actual song ...that is after all irrelevant in this process lol:
Post by: Pirate on May 10, 2011, 09:12:13 PM
the act with the most votes...
they don't do AV either
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2011, 09:15:08 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 10, 2011, 09:18:39 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=as%20slippery%20as%20a%20butcher's%20prick
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2011, 11:37:03 PM
whistle:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=as%20slippery%20as%20a%20butcher's%20prick
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on May 11, 2011, 05:06:15 AM
whistle:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=as%20slippery%20as%20a%20butcher's%20prick
lol:
Sooooo, anybody having sausages tonight, apart from Annie the Vamp whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:55:46 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 05:56:40 AM
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2011, 06:54:19 AM
Good news ..Jedward are through lol:
lol: lol: lol:
How about Blue? Shrugs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2011, 06:56:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8nqZQ1xjOc&feature=fvst (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8nqZQ1xjOc&feature=fvst)
Such a beautiful song sad24:
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:14:13 AM
lol:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:59:22 AM
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 08:07:29 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:10:21 AM
You may need an afternoon nap dear lol:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:12:49 AM
8-11pm
You may need an afternoon nap dear lol:
I shall be bladdered by the time it starts - which is a good thing! happy088
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 10:06:43 AM
8-11pm
You may need an afternoon nap dear lol:
I shall be bladdered by the time it starts - which is a good thing! happy088
Same here. No other way to watch it really.
I have not listened to our entry yet due to apathy plus of course I want to be underwhelmed by it on live telly innit.
I have just ordered a 42 inch telly but it wont be here till Monday. cry:
Good planning on my part once again. point:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 12:30:41 PM
8-11pm
You may need an afternoon nap dear lol:
I shall be bladdered by the time it starts - which is a good thing! happy088
Same here. No other way to watch it really.
I have not listened to our entry yet due to apathy plus of course I want to be underwhelmed by it on live telly innit.
I have just ordered a 42 inch telly but it wont be here till Monday. cry:
Good planning on my part once again. point:
lol: lol: lol:
I am just about to order a 32" LED TV...
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:35:20 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 12:36:29 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:37:55 PM
I have a 46 incher whistle:
You are measuring diagonally I trust ;)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 12:38:42 PM
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:41:35 PM
And I am not giving way to the current irresistible urge shutup:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 12:56:37 PM
I have a 46 incher whistle:
TVs not mouths... ::)
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 12:58:41 PM
I have a 46 incher whistle:
TVs not mouths... ::)
He shoots .............. Miles over the crossbar! ;)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 01:02:26 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 01:06:18 PM
You are both right , I am gobby, flappy and rubbish at football noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Snoopy on May 14, 2011, 01:07:20 PM
You are both right , I am gobby, flappy and rubbish at football noooo:
I don't believe a word of it ~ 'cept p'r'aps the bit about footy.
By the way Man U are currently 1-0 down against Blackburn Rovers.
Kick Off for FA Cup is at 3 ........ ITV have it this year.
Which means I shall have to put up with Adrian F'ing Chiles as I don't have ESPN Banghead
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 04:24:32 PM
I may need to get a life.
But there again, who needs a life when you have Eurovision!
cloud9:
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 04:50:30 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 05:10:16 PM
Oh TG, don't peak too early noooo:
Fear not young Pastis. My timing is ok, ish. Drinkin:
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 05:17:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLQR5Jh70rw
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 05:20:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vS9Te7LkVE&feature=related
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 05:32:41 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 06:36:24 PM
If only I hadn't drunk two bottles of colollapso already... redface:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 06:38:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 06:39:25 PM
I'm sure this won't be the first time this has been said to you ...but I doubt you will last the duration lol:
rubschin:
No, I think you said it when you arrived at the airport... redface:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:00:45 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:00:56 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:02:11 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:02:46 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:03:53 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:04:38 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:04:57 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:06:32 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:07:31 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:08:08 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:08:49 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:09:54 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
That's all the epileptics taken care of
Indeed, i cant type for twitching.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:10:26 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:11:02 PM
I can't get my VPN connection to werk! cussing:
Barman is gubbed noooo:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:11:48 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:11:57 PM
The girl in the red feathers looks alarming like one of my best mates....I am finding it quite strange rubschin:
Her teeth look like the would rather be in someone else's head.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:12:48 PM
I can't get my VPN connection to werk! cussing:
Oh dear, what a shame. Specially as it's naked this year happy100
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:15:22 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:15:44 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:16:11 PM
And the winner is..... whoever mastered creating the venue. Round of applause please
I thought JOM would like that 90 seconds lol:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:16:21 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:17:09 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:17:30 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:17:52 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
Before we go any further can we all agree not to rush to snap judgements about the performers.
I'm sorry ...what's that in German ???
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:19:34 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:20:21 PM
Before we go any further can we all agree not to rush to snap judgements about the performers.
I'm sorry ...what's that in German ???
The lyrics to an award winning song prolly.
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:20:44 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:20:59 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:22:06 PM
The goombay dance band eeek:
Never did I think that Seven tears would be a more preferable earworm than anything I was listening to
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:22:47 PM
I can't get my VPN connection to werk! cussing:
Barman is gubbed noooo:
sad32:
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:24:17 PM
I can't get my VPN connection to werk! cussing:
Barman is gubbed noooo:
sad32:
It's cos this was sprung on you without due notice prolly - no time to prepare noooo: noooo: noooo:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:24:34 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:25:09 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:26:33 PM
Denmark - the start's incredibly similar to summat else aaarrrgghhh
Twas Daydream Believer by The Monkees
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:26:53 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:27:06 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:28:03 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:28:13 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:28:27 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:28:36 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:29:13 PM
OMFG signing it too noooo:
She's prolly used to people sticking their fingers up at her noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:29:26 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:29:45 PM
How about blind people...? Shrugs:
They've met you half way, they're catering for the blind drunk
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:30:31 PM
How about blind people...? Shrugs:
They've met you half way, they're catering for the blind drunk
redface:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:30:48 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:31:11 PM
Shite.
See if Paul Gambachini kept his critiques that short he could play even more shite
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:31:45 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:31:58 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:32:40 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:33:23 PM
That's one helluva knuckle-duster
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:33:29 PM
Rip off from Black eyed peas for the light up costumes noooo:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:33:56 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:34:10 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:34:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:34:56 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:35:25 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:35:36 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:35:47 PM
Ireland are hoping they don't win on the basis that they can't afford to host a tea party let alone Eurovision next year lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:36:53 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:37:03 PM
Oh god. This may be the winner! eeek:
noooo:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:38:21 PM
Oh god. This may be the winner! eeek:
You could well be right, will the Europeans get Jedward though
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:38:53 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:39:17 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:40:21 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:40:28 PM
One glove noooo: noooo: noooo:
His 'pleasure' hand... whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:41:32 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:41:58 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:42:09 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:42:20 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:42:24 PM
Oh you understand this problem do you ? whistle:
Friction... noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:43:21 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:43:54 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:44:36 PM
Norton was right about the annoying dancers!
She'd have nothing without them.... noooo:
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:45:34 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:45:47 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:45:55 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:47:29 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:48:25 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:48:43 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:49:58 PM
Stereo Mike - head of music at Westminster Uni, the staff these Uni's take on these days whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:51:24 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 07:51:51 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:52:01 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:52:47 PM
Oh, sorry, wrong thread
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:53:37 PM
Grease...? rubschin:
No grease sang in English too lol:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:53:55 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:54:00 PM
Leather jacket , check ,
tight jeans, check
Multi billionaire father who will ensure his son achieves his every ambition , check
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:54:13 PM
Grease...? rubschin:
No grease sang in English too lol:
Doh:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:55:09 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:55:21 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:55:40 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 07:56:33 PM
Advert for Greystoke more like noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:56:47 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 07:56:59 PM
He needs a bloody hairbrush
la guillotine more like
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:57:22 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 07:59:19 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 07:59:43 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:00:16 PM
Best so far
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:00:48 PM
Italy - Peter Skellern soundalike
Quite so... with a plastic piano... noooo:
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:01:13 PM
Italy - Peter Skellern soundalike
Blimey. That takes me back.
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:01:22 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:02:32 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:03:04 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:03:47 PM
Graham soooooooooooooooooooooooo fancies him lol:2gayers:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:04:40 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:05:30 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:06:20 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:06:20 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:06:43 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:06:51 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:07:31 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:08:41 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:08:57 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:09:32 PM
you won't!
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:10:13 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:11:03 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:12:00 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:12:15 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:12:52 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:13:03 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:13:31 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:13:48 PM
Fantastic lol:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:14:04 PM
This why i watch this every year! point:
noooo:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:14:32 PM
1 Ireland
2 Moldova (love the comedy angle, and it reminds me a bit of Pretty fly for a white guy" by Offspring
3 Italy
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
WTF is Moldova anyway?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:15:20 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:16:58 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:17:37 PM
Just North of Moldunda redface:
drumroll: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:17:49 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
Not a winning song noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:20:33 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:20:43 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:21:37 PM
This why i watch this every year! point:
noooo:
Usually in your company!
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:21:56 PM
Winking at camera's should be banned sick2:
redface:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:22:10 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:23:25 PM
Winking at camera's should be banned sick2:
I'll remember that when I do my next live cam chat ;D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:24:27 PM
Please do ...it's not big or clever or remotely attractive regardless of who does it noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:25:45 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:26:49 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:27:18 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:27:27 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:27:43 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:31:00 PM
It's the language of love TG ;)
I thought that was Danish?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:34:42 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:35:57 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:36:14 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:36:26 PM
hmmm ... Slovenia eyes:eyes:
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:37:12 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:38:35 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:38:56 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:41:44 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:42:27 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:42:36 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:43:19 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:43:40 PM
1 Ireland
2 Moldova
3 Slovenia
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 08:44:01 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:44:11 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:45:00 PM
Is it worth wqatching, like?
No! It's a heap of shit, how anybody can watch that is beyond me redface:
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:46:24 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:46:40 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:46:47 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:47:26 PM
Why has she got wings?
She rang out of tampons Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:47:44 PM
Uklraine - sod the song, i'll watch the talented lass with the sand
eyes:
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:47:51 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:49:54 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:50:09 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 08:50:22 PM
It's Mary QUant eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:50:43 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:51:25 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:51:54 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:52:09 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 08:54:47 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:56:36 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:57:19 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 08:58:05 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 08:58:26 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:00:46 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 09:03:11 PM
So far for me
1 Moldava
2 Ireland
3 Slovenia
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:04:27 PM
Ireland, Russia, Sweden, possibly UK, Slovenia, Estonia, Switzerland?
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 09:04:47 PM
2 jedward/ireland
3 germany
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 09:06:50 PM
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova lol:
Miss D is sober... noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:07:35 PM
It's got to be some high energy stuff ...
Ireland, Russia, Sweden, possibly UK, Slovenia, Estonia, Switzerland?
That's called hedging your bets lol:
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:07:58 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:08:21 PM
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova lol:
Miss D is sober... noooo:
We shall see whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 09:10:49 PM
You know what I think Jedward could do quite well and Moldova lol:
Miss D is sober... noooo:
We shall see whistle:
Sober! point:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 09:13:56 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:14:25 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:14:36 PM
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2011, 09:16:31 PM
Just came back from a zyder fest, FA cup final and a landlady from my old village (who told me more about my life than I acheweley knew myself eeek:), walked past a boozer near my home and the sad wankers were watching it...all glued to the tv. I then think I will switch on the puter to find out that I am the only sane bloke left in the werld!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:17:22 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 09:19:12 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 14, 2011, 09:19:54 PM
Now that is the best act of the night lol: lol: lol:
Wot the lady said
Post by: TG on May 14, 2011, 09:33:15 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2011, 09:34:10 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:37:11 PM
happy001
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:39:46 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 09:43:50 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 14, 2011, 09:46:31 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:22:35 PM
................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b3XTj5G_SA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b3XTj5G_SA)
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2011, 10:31:13 PM
r
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:34:05 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:35:15 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:36:10 PM
Az - er - by - whatismecallit
So not Jedward then ........ noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2011, 10:37:58 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2011, 10:40:34 PM
No but they did alright and beat Blue ...( mid table )
I made Lee Ryan miss his flight once when they were famous redface:.........did not have a clue who he was .....he got in all sorts of trouble ........ point:
Post by: Just One More on May 15, 2011, 06:05:36 AM
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2011, 06:39:53 AM
eeek: Did it involve rohypnol rubschin:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Snoopy on May 15, 2011, 06:56:28 AM
Fortunately I have not knowingly heard a single song this year. cloud9:
Post by: TG on March 02, 2012, 07:13:53 AM
Local lad makes good at last. cloud9:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934)
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 07:18:17 AM
Enge!
Local lad makes good at last. cloud9:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934)
JOM beat you to it.... whistle:
Post by: Just One More on March 02, 2012, 07:39:24 AM
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2012, 08:36:08 AM
75,Bringwheel him on
He'll prolly get more points if he pegs it on stage! lol:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2012, 08:49:44 AM
The Buranovo Grannies, six women aged between 50 to 76 will leave their remote Russian hamlet behind to perform at the the 57th Eurovision Song Contest.
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2012, 11:53:11 AM
Is this year sponsored by Age Uk ?
The Buranovo Grannies, six women aged between 50 to 76 will leave their remote Russian hamlet, Behind, to perform at the the 57th Eurovision Song Contest.
You may laugh young lady, that is like a Beverley Sisters revival to me.
Anyway, the lovely village of Behind is twinned with our neighbouring village of Faccombe (JOM will demonstrate the pronunciation)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2012, 12:04:51 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2012, 12:13:04 PM
Ah yes, I was in Faccombe not long ago whistle:Indeed, the drums spoke of a strange ginger man in a fancy car passing through.
Pity you didn't stop, they always give a warm welcome.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmeroveeschild.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F04%2Fwickerman1.jpg&hash=88c711c647d7c50bc4002ba05f25e65dc685381f)
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2012, 05:26:49 PM
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 07:40:28 AM
eeek:
Feck moi it is shite! lol:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2012, 07:44:15 AM
Bound to be a winner Party001:
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 07:48:20 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2012, 07:56:56 AM
Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 09:31:51 AM
Early favourite lol:
Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws)
"I'm fed up with Romanian life,
it really gets me down
Let's take the kids down to Sangatte,
then on to London town.
They'll give us money and a flat
it will be perfect there.
Then we can rob them on the tube
and beg in Leicester Square."
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2012, 09:33:56 AM
Early favourite lol:
Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws)
"I'm fed up with Romanian life,
it really gets me down
Let's take the kids down to Sangatte,
then on to London town.
They'll give us money and a flat
it will be perfect there.
Then we can rob them on the tube
and beg in Leicester Square."
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2012, 09:36:00 AM
Early favourite lol:
Eurovision 2012 Romania: Mandinga - Zaleilah (Selecţia Naţională 2012) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNTabkq-R4#ws)
"I'm fed up with Romanian life,
it really gets me down
Let's take the kids down to Sangatte,
then on to London town.
They'll give us money and a flat
it will be perfect there.
Then we can rob them on the tube
and beg in Leicester Square."
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: TG on April 14, 2012, 04:35:43 PM
'We're not going to take it' by Twisted Sister might have been a better choice than some docile power ballad. But WTF do I know?.
Love to all. :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2012, 05:09:25 PM
eastdrink048
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2012, 05:10:51 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2012, 05:15:09 PM
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2012, 05:16:35 PM
Post by: TG on May 13, 2012, 12:37:17 PM
How is everyone? All well I trust.
Post by: Snoopy on May 13, 2012, 01:12:39 PM
And you?
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2012, 02:45:58 PM
I'm so exited I cant spell excited. cloud9:
How is everyone? All well I trust.
Hi TG! cloud9:
I'm exited too! Thumbs:
I have two PCs set up - one for watching the show and one for her... plus a mini bar and a BBQ grill fer eats and stuff.... cloud9:
It will be a great night...
Should we start a book on the UK score I wonder.... ? rubschin:
Christ I'm pissed... redface:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2012, 06:06:31 PM
Just checking. Warming up.
'We're not going to take it' by Twisted Sister might have been a better choice than some docile power ballad. But WTF do I know?.
Love to all. :thumbsup:
Twisted Sister? Gawd I haven't heard them in years. lol:
Post by: Pastis on May 22, 2012, 07:11:09 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2012, 07:40:49 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 10:08:06 AM
Fvuk it! I'll start now! :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 10:15:44 AM
I am doingcalulet calsums. Wot time should one start boozing today? After all one cannot be sober to watch eurovision but one cant be too pissed to type witty comments even if one is capable thinking them up in the first place.
Fvuk it! I'll start now! :thumbsup:
Good idea............ :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on May 26, 2012, 10:36:44 AM
"So, Nigel, these Russian grannies, there's a lot of talk about them, what's their collective ages"
[cuts to video of six grannies]
"Well, they're all over 70 years old, so it's in excess of 300 years"
Which is of course correct, but hardly bloody accurate Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 11:54:05 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2012, 02:27:34 PM
I am making a hoooooge jug of Pimm's razz:
That will save you washing up a glass. ;)
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2012, 03:47:12 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 03:47:58 PM
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it.... Thumbs:
Sympathy invite ........ whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it.... Thumbs:
Sympathy invite ........ whistle:
So, you don't know when it is on then....? ::)
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 03:49:26 PM
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2012, 03:49:44 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 03:49:54 PM
What time is it on like... I have to eat out at 7:30 but I'll rush back for it.... Thumbs:
Sympathy invite ........ whistle:
So, you don't know when it is on then....? ::)
No.............. redface: Miss T wants to see it also............( awaits puns )
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 04:39:46 PM
Any bets yet? I reckon Germany to get a hammering from certain quarters whistle: . Spain allegedly doesn't want to win because it's broke... ::)
See also: Greece, Portugal (but they didn't even make the final cut),
I'm going for, #1 Sweden #2 Russia #3 Ireland razz: UK somewhere middle to last noooo:
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 04:41:06 PM
* I know. I dont get in here often so I'm unsure of the status of running jokes etc.
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
The 4th annual VP Eurovision event :thumbsup:
Any bets yet? I reckon Germany to get a hammering from certain quarters whistle: . Spain allegedly doesn't want to win because it's broke... ::)
See also: Greece, Portugal (but they didn't even make the final cut),
I'm going for, #1 Sweden #2 Russia #3 Ireland razz: UK somewhere middle to last noooo:
Greece entry is Cypriot..........so expect some strange voting .........
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 04:42:50 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 26, 2012, 04:46:21 PM
2 hrs away? mmmm... Might need another 3ltr bottle of White Lightening as I seem to be able process reasonably complex thoughts such as the presence of mighty steam engines in small bakery establishments.*
* I know. I dont get in here often so I'm unsure of the status of running jokes etc.
Fear not, the choux-choux buns will run forever. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 04:47:11 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 04:49:27 PM
Greece entry is Cypriot..........so expect some strange voting .........
Stranger than the usual back-slapping, political, partisan, dubious cultural alliance bribery? Surely not ;D
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 05:11:47 PM
http://tvnewsroom.co.uk/tv-talk/news/swedens-loreen-is-favourite-to-win-eurovision-song-contest-2012-41663/ (http://tvnewsroom.co.uk/tv-talk/news/swedens-loreen-is-favourite-to-win-eurovision-song-contest-2012-41663/)
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 05:12:45 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 05:15:30 PM
Do those Russian grannies travel inside one another to save on airfares?
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 05:24:54 PM
Oh, not blonde redface:
Do those Russian grannies travel inside one another to save on airfares?
eeek:............. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 05:30:46 PM
Cyprus 26-1
any bets yet ...........winners get BMs homebrew............
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 05:32:49 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 06:01:09 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 06:04:10 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 06:12:33 PM
I am in a frenzy of excitement here. Must dash out to get more collapso
Just got 5 litres ,,,,,,,,,,, :thumbsup:.............posh stuff, evil: they had ran out of the 6.47 euro stuff.........
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 06:46:48 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 06:49:36 PM
Football. Eurovision. Football. Eurovision. Oh dear. The choices life's wandering paths lead one down. noooo:
Exactly ..............Miss T has plugged in a mega speaker to watch/listen to eurovision .............so I guess my choice has been made for me .........
( and the neighbours )......... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 06:52:39 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 06:56:37 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 06:57:26 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 06:58:02 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 06:58:21 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:01:05 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:01:55 PM
Snoopysick:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:02:27 PM
Who is the guy on the cushions?
White raincoats???
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:02:37 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:03:16 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:03:31 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:03:58 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:04:54 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:05:16 PM
FIRE eeek:
TIPSY'S ELDEST MUST BE GLUED
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:06:05 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:07:46 PM
Was I pissed perchance?
Or was it shite?
Somebody keep an eye on the England score cos I'm too exited to work the remote.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:08:35 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:08:46 PM
I'm on the Sauvignon Blanc :thumbsup:
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:09:59 PM
Baku is on the Caspian ...
I'm on the Sauvignon Blanc :thumbsup:
Is that serbo-croation for White Lightening?
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:10:25 PM
Last year is a blank.
Was I pissed perchance?
Or was it shite?
Somebody keep an eye on the England score cos I'm too exited to work the remote.
GOALNorway 0-1 England - Ashley Young (9 mins)
England lead, and it is a great goal from Ashley Young. The Manchester United winger picks up possession in the Norway half and drives on. He benefits from an intelligent run from Steven Gerrard to take away a home defender but beats Brede Hangeland all by himself before slotting in to the far corner of the net. Roy Hodgson's men are up and running.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:10:45 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:10:55 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:11:05 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:11:40 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:12:45 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:13:05 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:13:40 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:13:51 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:14:23 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:15:03 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:15:34 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:16:33 PM
COME ON HUMP
the croats might vote for him,,,,,,,,,,
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:17:13 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:17:44 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 26, 2012, 07:18:04 PM
COME ON HUMP
the croats might vote for him,,,,,,,,,,
ooooooerrr like the look of him yum yum...!! lol:
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:18:14 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:18:32 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:19:12 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:19:32 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:19:47 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:20:33 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:21:16 PM
IS THIS A BONO TRIBUTE ACT? noooo:
Ski-ing n trees........ rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:21:46 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:22:08 PM
She needs shooting.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:22:35 PM
STOP SHOUTING DEAR!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:23:06 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:23:25 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:23:37 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:23:49 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:25:18 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:25:39 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:25:48 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:26:22 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:26:34 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:26:45 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 26, 2012, 07:27:01 PM
HEY, I CAN SPEAK LITHUANIAN TOO eeek:
hey hey... aerobics on stage..that gotta be a winner.... point:
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:27:17 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:27:53 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:30:37 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:31:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:32:16 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:32:28 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:33:33 PM
APART FROM THE LIGHTS OF COURSE
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:33:51 PM
grannies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
That was Miss T .............. cussing:
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:33:58 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:34:07 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:34:33 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:34:49 PM
The winner I think.
Think so........
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:35:15 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:35:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:36:36 PM
The winner I think.
Wait for the FHM/zoo/nuts sexy photo shoot.............. sick2:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:37:44 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:38:11 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:39:07 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:39:38 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:39:50 PM
fuck me! she could eat an apple through a tennis racket with those teeths!drumroll:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:40:22 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:40:50 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:41:06 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:41:18 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:41:28 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:41:39 PM
CYPRUS rubschin:
Winner ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:42:14 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:42:23 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:42:44 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:42:58 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:43:36 PM
Cyprus .. Kelly Brook look-a-like eyes:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4100223/Kelly-Brook-sizzles-in-a-bikini-while-soaking-up-the-sun-on-holiday-in-Brazil.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4100223/Kelly-Brook-sizzles-in-a-bikini-while-soaking-up-the-sun-on-holiday-in-Brazil.html)
rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:43:53 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:44:09 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 07:45:04 PM
It'll go down well in Aiya Napa whistle:
she looks like a whore! i am sure she will go down anywhere.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:45:33 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:45:52 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:46:25 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:46:32 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:47:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:47:17 PM
Didn't know Rupert Murdoch's Mrs was French ?
Preffered her in charlies angels film ........
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:47:48 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:48:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:49:30 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 07:49:48 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:50:06 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:50:31 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:51:57 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:52:13 PM
Italy - Amy Winehouse meets Big Spender noooo:
Wonder if she likes crack too......... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 07:53:14 PM
200 Fs for 20 minutes noooo:
Sounds like a summary of my stand-up........ redface:
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:53:51 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:54:00 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:54:09 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 07:55:10 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:55:19 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:56:21 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 07:58:38 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 07:59:12 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:00:39 PM
One that Brevik missed noooo:
Oh I got a joke ,,,,,,,,, redface:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:01:11 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:02:22 PM
ALZHEIMERS LOOMS
Is that the dutch entry.......... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:03:19 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:03:38 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:06:12 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:06:19 PM
Romania
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:06:59 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:07:56 PM
Man Dingo? heheheh
Is he the one with the drum?
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:08:12 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:08:45 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:09:22 PM
WHAT ARE THOSE INSTRUMENTS?
Breasts
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:09:40 PM
OooompahBLESS YOU
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:10:25 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:12:38 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:12:53 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:13:02 PM
OooompahBLESS YOU
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:14:21 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:14:52 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:15:45 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:16:24 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:16:56 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:17:07 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:17:27 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:18:02 PM
CHERYL COLE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR noooo:
Don't start me off on that cum bucket of talentless northern scum........... cussing:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:18:25 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:18:47 PM
Bazouki obligatory from Greece noooo:
EUPHEMISM?
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:19:40 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:20:06 PM
WHERE IS TG?
It's all been too much for him happy100
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:20:43 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:21:12 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:21:51 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:22:01 PM
Fvkcing windy in there. Couldn't they afford a door?
Affs,,,,,,,,,,,copyright Miss D......
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:22:35 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:23:07 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:23:26 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:24:36 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:24:46 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:24:54 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:25:08 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:25:28 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:27:06 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:28:05 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:28:16 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:29:38 PM
he finished on the other blokes boat....... rubschin:
Finished off you say? ...
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:30:26 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:30:50 PM
Lets vote for spain just out of spite. Bankrupt the cow killing feckers! point:
You really are treading on my tail coats dear boy lol:
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:31:23 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:32:08 PM
NICE HAT :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:32:32 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:33:16 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:33:38 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:33:54 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 26, 2012, 08:34:37 PM
Spain or Greece win :thumbsup: Eurovision Crash :thumbsup:
wine must be settling well i starting to enjoy..!! eyes:
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:34:54 PM
"I'm standing still as you leave me now ... " ;D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:35:11 PM
Poor lad has cancer.......lol:
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:36:23 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:36:41 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:37:01 PM
Poor lad has cancer.......lol:
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:37:38 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:37:59 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:39:32 PM
Poor lad has cancer.......lol:
;D ;D ;D
Anything for the sympathy vote,,,,,,,,,,,,well feck him and his 2 quid a week ..........
wine is also doing down well here too..........
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:40:27 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:40:58 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:41:14 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:41:49 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:42:03 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:42:15 PM
Talk about living on past glories. angry041:
Tossers. Where's my copy of the Mail? I must write in.
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:43:08 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:43:46 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:43:58 PM
How long are they going to refer to themselves as 'former yugoslav republic' eh?
Talk about living on past glories. angry041:
Tossers. Where's my copy of the Mail? I must write in.
Greece and many countries will not except the new country name ......
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:44:07 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 08:44:31 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:44:46 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:45:23 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:45:50 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:46:58 PM
All that is wrong with the world ......... noooo:..........and That Cole slag....... cussing:I MET HER ONCE, NICE NOSE cloud9:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:47:41 PM
Hopefully they will now rust
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:48:01 PM
weden
4.50
Russia
9.00
Serbia
13.00
Italy
15.00
Cyprus
17.00
Romania
21.00
Spain
26.00
Ireland
26.00
Germany
26.00
Greece
34.00
Denmark
34.00
Ukraine
41.00
United Kin
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:48:17 PM
I am ashamed noooo:
VODDY OVERDOSE?
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 08:49:37 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:49:51 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:50:20 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:51:18 PM
WHAT IS THIS LADY VIOLINIST STUFF?
the latest fiddle...........
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:52:06 PM
Here we go... Ukraine eyes:
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:52:55 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:53:34 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:54:16 PM
OMG .... Heather Small lives on! eeek:
uncanny yes
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:54:58 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 08:55:49 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:56:38 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:57:26 PM
No contest .... Gayer:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 08:58:02 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 08:58:13 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 08:58:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:00:07 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:01:01 PM
Post by: TG on May 26, 2012, 09:01:14 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 09:01:37 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:02:04 PM
They think its Moldova ....it is now :thumbsup:
drumroll: excellent
but have you been waiting all night for that......
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:05:06 PM
They think its Moldova ....it is now :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:05:44 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:06:35 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:08:30 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:09:45 PM
Sweden
Russia
Ireland Shocked:
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:10:29 PM
Miss D predicts the grannies to win ......but feckin resents that one of them is 44 evil:
The swedesh tart will get it........ whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:11:39 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:13:59 PM
Miss D predicts the grannies to win ......but feckin resents that one of them is 44 evil:
The swedesh tart will get it........ whistle:
A consolation prize eh whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:16:10 PM
Germany rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:16:32 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:17:39 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:18:41 PM
Graham Norton doing well :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:19:46 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 09:20:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:20:21 PM
Sweden
Russia
Cyprus
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:21:20 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:22:29 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:22:44 PM
Note to self: Azerbaijan on the marketing hit list eveilgrin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:23:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:28:14 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:28:56 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:30:26 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:33:31 PM
cheese on toast, good idea :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:34:31 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:35:21 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 09:39:31 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:39:45 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:41:15 PM
WTF IS GOING ON?
Wat he said..........^^^^
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:41:47 PM
WTF IS GOING ON?
If you wanted to know what the EU thinks of the UK ... there it is ::)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 09:43:24 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:47:33 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:49:23 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:49:35 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 09:51:01 PM
RUSSIA MAY COME THROUGH :thumbsup:
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 09:52:19 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:53:49 PM
hUMP sad24:
RUSSIA MAY COME THROUGH :thumbsup:
Bet now .........34-1 on w hill........
http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/3005613/.html (http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/3005613/.html)
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 09:55:12 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 09:56:35 PM
Englebert has left the building ... whistle:
And TG ........... rubschin:
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 10:01:39 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 10:03:04 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 10:06:37 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 26, 2012, 10:09:16 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 26, 2012, 10:10:08 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 10:13:40 PM
I'm never going to Finland scared2:
They really are scary noooo: noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 26, 2012, 10:18:04 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 10:18:36 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2012, 10:19:18 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 26, 2012, 10:24:46 PM
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 05:58:17 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 06:32:01 AM
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2012, 06:35:31 AM
Post by: Snoopy on May 27, 2012, 07:34:57 AM
Post by: Pirate on May 27, 2012, 09:39:10 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2012, 01:24:50 PM
Post by: Pirate on May 27, 2012, 01:59:11 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2012, 02:56:26 PM
I have no idea...:thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2012, 04:43:30 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2012, 04:47:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 07:17:40 PM
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 07:26:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 07:31:17 PM
Do you read any of our posts noooo:
Where ...which....... rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 07:38:29 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fjpoq7u1uj%2Fbonnie_tiler.jpg&hash=0358d4317d96411dbe0bfaf4f246376f0661bb1f) (http://postimg.org/image/jpoq7u1uj/)
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 07:39:56 PM
Bollocks Banghead I could have sworn it had been mentioned in dispatches. I was getting mixed up with Miss D's recent posting about "Total Eclipse of the Heart"... anyway, gives me chance to post this again
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Fjpoq7u1uj%2Fbonnie_tiler.jpg&hash=0358d4317d96411dbe0bfaf4f246376f0661bb1f) (http://postimg.org/image/jpoq7u1uj/)
So what was the answer before I shout AFFS......
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 07:44:14 PM
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 07:45:09 PM
Bonnie Tyler
Now post the pic.......... whistle:
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 08:22:59 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F6job88ptv%2Fbonnie_tiler.jpg&hash=4e3a3df8e38b37c18a3465649ccfcc3938abea2f) (http://postimg.org/image/6job88ptv/)
horn:
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 08:28:08 PM
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 08:56:14 PM
Post by: TG on May 09, 2013, 08:20:36 PM
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 08:21:58 PM
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?
I have no idea! Of course we are! Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2013, 08:22:47 PM
Post by: TG on May 09, 2013, 08:24:11 PM
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 08:25:48 PM
When is it .... rubschin:
Quote
On the 14th, 16th and 18th of May, we will come together to celebrate the biggest song contest on earth. Will you join?
Clicky! (http://www.eurovision.tv/page/timeline)
eeek:
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 08:26:45 PM
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?
Ask yourself... would Snoopy want us to do it...? Thumbs:
Post by: TG on May 09, 2013, 08:36:41 PM
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?
Ask yourself... would Snoopy want us to do it...? Thumbs:
I suspect he would look down and shake his head in resigned disapproval.
Lets do it!
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 09:44:27 PM
Dunno when it is. May summat the umpteenth. We doing it?
Ask yourself... would Snoopy want us to do it...? Thumbs:
I suspect he would look down and shake his head in resigned disapproval.
Lets do it!
cloud9:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2013, 07:39:26 AM
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?
What else would be be doing ......it is tradition now like :thumbsup:
Post by: GROWLER on May 10, 2013, 04:03:11 PM
Is it time yet? Are we doing it?
What else would be be doing ......it is tradition now like :thumbsup:
On a saturday night?
Well most of us problee nowt cry:.....however, one or two lucky ones might have their hands full....so to speak like. whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2013, 04:32:22 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2013, 12:36:27 PM
I might eyes:
Go on, spoil yourself.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mysupermarket.co.uk%2FProducts_1000%2F21%2F000021.jpg&hash=105bd252dd6177ec0d2bf535f2ee76197d61f365)
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 11, 2013, 12:52:44 PM
I might eyes:
Go on, spoil yourself.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.mysupermarket.co.uk%2FProducts_1000%2F21%2F000021.jpg&hash=105bd252dd6177ec0d2bf535f2ee76197d61f365)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2013, 02:00:23 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2013, 03:46:51 PM
And I thought Foggy luvved me sad24:
sad24: sad24:
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Post by: Just One More on May 11, 2013, 04:13:24 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fr8o4l0acz%2FWink_Wipes.jpg&hash=bb9ceaa40a29dddb5f65380c3da90c5d8b2668b6) (http://postimg.org/image/r8o4l0acz/)
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2013, 04:22:19 PM
Get proper tools for the job like
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fr8o4l0acz%2FWink_Wipes.jpg&hash=bb9ceaa40a29dddb5f65380c3da90c5d8b2668b6) (http://postimg.org/image/r8o4l0acz/)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2013, 04:28:04 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2013, 04:28:34 PM
Get proper tools for the job like
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2Fr8o4l0acz%2FWink_Wipes.jpg&hash=bb9ceaa40a29dddb5f65380c3da90c5d8b2668b6) (http://postimg.org/image/r8o4l0acz/)
lol: lol: lol:
For Bonnie Tyler....... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 06:51:02 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2013, 06:59:20 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 07:00:32 PM
I am all fired up innit. ish.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2013, 07:01:39 PM
I am all fired up innit. ish.
got my wine and my nibbles. So happy to see you here!!!!!! :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 07:03:46 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2013, 07:30:52 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 08:06:06 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2013, 08:21:13 PM
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 08:22:17 PM
I have no telly here, so Miss D has invited me round to hers to watch it, like :thumbsup:
Gooseberry. noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2013, 08:23:26 PM
You can babysit like :thumbsup:
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2013, 08:33:08 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2013, 08:35:01 PM
What programme is it on?
BBC 3 but nearly finished .......
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2013, 08:39:11 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:
You can babysit like :thumbsup:
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 05:05:56 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 05:14:34 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2013, 05:15:35 PM
*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 05:16:36 PM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 05:23:02 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 05:23:33 PM
doh:
*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****
You know u love it.
Anywho, before we start let us raise our glasses to the missing man. sad24:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 05:34:25 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 05:35:21 PM
doh:
*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****
You know u love it.
Anywho, before we start let us raise our glasses to the missing man. sad24:
Cheers to that! Thumbs:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 05:36:53 PM
doh:
*****reaches for Talisker bottle*****
You know u love it.
Anywho, before we start let us raise our glasses to the missing man. sad24:
Cheers to that! Thumbs:
8pm..have the wine ready.....an some cheese an biscuits..
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 05:38:50 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 05:39:32 PM
Already on the collapso here, like :thumbsup:
On the beer like.... Thumbs:
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 06:19:39 PM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:20:42 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 06:21:46 PM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:22:26 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 06:22:55 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 06:23:10 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:24:42 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 06:25:38 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 06:33:52 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 06:34:06 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 06:53:54 PM
Anyways an email has landed. In the annual wider family K sweepstake Mrs K and I have been allocated Romania & Germany.
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 06:54:37 PM
haha...wonder what ole bonnie will wear... angry041:Something from Evans Outsize?
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:54:56 PM
Do we have to actually listen and watch the singing? scared2:Oh yes. eveilgrin:
Anyways an email has landed. In the annual wider family K sweepstake Mrs K and I have been allocated Romania & Germany.
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 06:56:30 PM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:57:05 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 06:59:21 PM
Romania...
happy001 happy001 happy001
Have you seen him / her?
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:59:43 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:00:40 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:01:26 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:01:43 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:01:56 PM
haha...wonder what ole bonnie will wear... angry041:Something from Evans Outsize?
steve.... nowt wrong with shopping at evans if you can afford too...
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:02:21 PM
Expect flashing images??? scared2:That'll be the gayers scared2:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:02:38 PM
Three hours???? Shocked:
Have you got your viagra ?
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:02:49 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:03:06 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:04:00 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:04:08 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:04:45 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:05:15 PM
My feet hurt.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:06:00 PM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:06:57 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:07:04 PM
A bridge too far noooo:
drumroll: lol:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:07:53 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:08:30 PM
Suffering should be universal :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:09:12 PM
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:09:29 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:09:38 PM
Good work
Suffering should be universal :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:09:52 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Try Filmon.... Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:10:26 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Lightweight noooo:
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:10:38 PM
Good work
Suffering should be universal :thumbsup:
Indeed. Evening Miss D. Long time no type.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:11:22 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Try tuning the microwave whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:11:35 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Lightweight noooo:
You could invite me round sad24: sad24:
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:11:55 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:12:20 PM
Good work
Suffering should be universal :thumbsup:
Indeed. Evening Miss D. Long time no type.
What you or me ? lol:
Lovely to share your company again Mr and Mrs TG cloud9:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:13:11 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Lightweight noooo:
You could invite me round sad24: sad24:
I could
But I didn't lol:
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:13:31 PM
That is the worst frock in the world. Ever.
Apart from the one I'm wearing obviously.
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:13:57 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:14:36 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:15:01 PM
She is an harlot noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:15:19 PM
My crappy wi fi can't stream it sad24: sad24: sad24:
I shall miss all the excitement sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Lightweight noooo:
You could invite me round sad24: sad24:
I could
But I didn't lol:
sad24: sad24: sad24:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:15:30 PM
That is the worst frock in the world. Ever.
Wot... It's the same as the one I'm wearing ..she nicked it... redface:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:16:15 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:16:33 PM
Appropriately named song lol:
She is an harlot noooo:
eyes:
Not voting for her tho.... noooo:
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:16:44 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:16:52 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:17:27 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:17:41 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:17:56 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:18:06 PM
For saying she likes having her hair done shame she didn't for tonight...
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:18:34 PM
oh dear.........crap....come on where are the Russian grannies...Oh yes lets have them back on
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:18:58 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:19:22 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:19:32 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:19:43 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:19:48 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:20:16 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:20:24 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:20:46 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:20:56 PM
I am missing all this sad24:
happy100 We'll keep you up to date... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:21:22 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:21:31 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:22:03 PM
Hands like plates noooo:
Bit like my Bejewlled Blitz hands innit.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:22:20 PM
Tasty ... Thumbs: Shame about the song..
eyes:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:22:37 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:22:56 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:23:03 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:23:09 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:23:42 PM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 07:23:50 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:23:54 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:24:21 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:24:29 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 07:24:58 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:25:15 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:25:42 PM
Who opened the jewelry box and shouldn't she be twirling round ?
:thumbsup: Or on top of a cake..
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:26:09 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:26:52 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:26:59 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:27:21 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:27:29 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:27:47 PM
Christ i have lost the will to live.
This is the support group - you are in the right place :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:27:52 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:28:17 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:28:25 PM
Christ i have lost the will to live.
pathead:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:28:42 PM
oh oh, oh oh a ding dong
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 07:28:54 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:29:08 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:29:18 PM
Thank you very much i appreciate it.Christ i have lost the will to live.
This is the support group - you are in the right place :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:29:22 PM
I like this for some reason.
Too much inhaling of pickling fumes noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:30:01 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:30:42 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:31:10 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:31:20 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:31:28 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:31:52 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:32:34 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:32:41 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:32:45 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:32:57 PM
Find a key .....any key eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
I went for a piss and my PC had gone out of tune when I came back!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 07:33:17 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:34:01 PM
At the bottom of the screen it says PopOut - I wonder...? rubschin:
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:34:46 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:34:54 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:35:01 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:35:10 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:35:38 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:35:43 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 07:36:19 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:36:31 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:37:04 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:37:30 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:37:44 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:37:57 PM
Come back when your balls have dropped mate... ;)
poor lad I quite like him..but old enough to be my grandson..haha.. Shocked:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:38:09 PM
Come back when your balls have dropped mate... ;)
Wait for Romania BM ;)
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:38:42 PM
Come back when your balls have dropped mate... ;)
Wait for Romania BM ;)
Oh yes...? eyes:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 07:38:57 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:39:32 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:39:51 PM
...5 months ago! happy001
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 07:40:07 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:40:32 PM
A singing shuttlecock eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:40:43 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:40:51 PM
A singing shuttlecock eeek:PMSL
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:41:14 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:41:22 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:41:44 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:42:43 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 07:43:29 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:43:45 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:44:18 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:44:56 PM
Mr B says don't know WTF she's singing about but ...he would Thumbs:
But would she...? whistle:
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:45:07 PM
Nice teeth...
Teeth are a major factor in this years eurofest. I may submit a paper. But there again, who gives a fork.
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 07:45:38 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:45:46 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:46:08 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:46:14 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:46:35 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:47:15 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:47:33 PM
Mr B says don't know WTF she's singing about but ...he would Thumbs:
But would she...? whistle:
Not a cat in hells chance... let him dream.. ::)
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 07:48:00 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:48:10 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:48:38 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:48:46 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:49:03 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 07:49:33 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:49:56 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:50:03 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 07:51:29 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 07:52:05 PM
Can sing though
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:52:11 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:52:27 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:52:36 PM
Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.
I think he does this quite well
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:52:52 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:52:58 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:53:06 PM
She gets my vote for not having a dozen eejits jumping around behind her! Thumbs:
And for obviously liking balls whistle:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:53:30 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:54:08 PM
Do Cyprus have an entry this year or are they still busking outside that bank?
I dunno.... they'll vote for Greece anyway! lol:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:54:23 PM
Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.
:thumbsup: who gives a fuck what he thinks... wish he would just shut up...
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:54:53 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:55:44 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:56:04 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:56:38 PM
Golden shower of shite
Say it how you see it Miss D! Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:56:43 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 07:56:57 PM
An empty slot on the Reeperbahn tonight.... whistle:
drumroll:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 07:57:32 PM
An empty slot on the Reeperbahn tonight.... whistle:
drumroll:
Just seen the backing singers - three empty slots! lol:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 07:57:47 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 07:58:39 PM
It'd be wrist slitting stuff without him - well both wrists instead of just one.Oh - and Graham Norton deserves a bullet in the back of the head.
:thumbsup: who gives a fuck what he thinks... wish he would just shut up...
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 07:59:24 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 07:59:33 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 07:59:46 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:00:10 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:00:20 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:00:51 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:00:58 PM
Scarf out of the back pocket ....like we needed a hint noooo:
Gayer?
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:01:24 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:01:44 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:01:51 PM
Scarf out of the back pocket ....like we needed a hint noooo:
Gayer?
Or window cleaner...? rubschin:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:01:56 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:03:16 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:03:29 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:04:19 PM
TG just saw you.....
Eh?
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:04:50 PM
TG just saw you.....
why u been wine stores too?
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:05:01 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:05:22 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:06:04 PM
Get on with it cussing:
^^^ wot she said! cussing: ^^^
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:06:36 PM
TG just saw you.....
why u been wine stores too?
On that last video on the ice...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:07:24 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:07:40 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:07:48 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:08:19 PM
TG just saw you.....
why u been wine stores too?
On that last video on the ice...
Missed that. Was over the offie like.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:08:27 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:09:01 PM
* makes noose *
lol: lol: lol:
Jeez ..... noooo:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:09:09 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:09:34 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:09:45 PM
(to make sure like)
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:10:13 PM
My god this is fit for funerals onlynot even
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:10:27 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:10:31 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:10:36 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:11:20 PM
Oh Goodbye shocked003
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:11:35 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:11:42 PM
happy001
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:12:06 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:12:18 PM
Oh hello :sex023:
point:
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:12:28 PM
That's her off Holby init...
Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:12:58 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:13:40 PM
worse, from December he can invade our shores
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:13:48 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:14:18 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:14:23 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:15:25 PM
That's her off Holby init...
Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?
Once to a wedding 30 yrs ago..... ::)
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:15:38 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:15:45 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:15:54 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:16:02 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:16:37 PM
Bring back the Russian grannies or the butterfly gets it
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:17:22 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:17:27 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:18:05 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:18:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:19:25 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:19:41 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:19:57 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:20:20 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:20:28 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:20:37 PM
told you, Evans Outsize
some of us voluptuous ones have too...she aint bad for her age....
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:20:50 PM
It's like Logan's Run put to music an dance noooo:
'dance' you say...? noooo:
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:21:01 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:21:15 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:21:40 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
Stick to making porn, Sweden...
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:23:13 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:23:28 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:23:38 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:23:44 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:23:55 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:24:48 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:25:20 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:25:48 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:26:34 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:26:41 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:26:54 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:27:57 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:28:11 PM
That's her off Holby init...
Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?
Once to a wedding 30 yrs ago..... ::)
You are not the manager of my branch of Bargain Booze are you?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:28:18 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:29:07 PM
Bonnie isn't just voluptuous, she has been a major cause of the world pie shortagestold you, Evans Outsize
some of us voluptuous ones have too...she aint bad for her age....
And what Boogs said. Sadly lost her once brilliant voice
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:29:13 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:29:25 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:29:49 PM
It may have been volume 6...
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:30:13 PM
Isn't that Hermione Granger .....?Going for the Potter vote she is
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:30:27 PM
That's her off Holby init...
Do I know you? You look just like that Audrey Hepburn bint off the telly innit. Have you ever been to Oadby?
Once to a wedding 30 yrs ago..... ::)
You are not the manager of my branch of Bargain Booze are you?
Not to be trusted with booze .... noooo: noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:30:31 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:30:42 PM
Isn't that Hermione Granger .....?
No one is actually called 'Hermione' are they? Are they? I need to know. eeek:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:30:46 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:30:56 PM
I'm sure she starred in "extreme anal dildos (Volume 5)"
It may have been volume 6...
Pardon...ladies in the room.... eyes:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:31:32 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:31:38 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:31:42 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:31:54 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:32:08 PM
Get yer hait cut, seal shagger evil:
And do yer tie up! noooo:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:32:19 PM
I'm sure she starred in "extreme anal dildos (Volume 5)"
It may have been volume 6...
Pardon...ladies in the room.... eyes:
redface:
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:32:42 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:33:03 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:33:29 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:33:43 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:33:53 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:34:21 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:34:45 PM
It was Volume 5 TMR, and also in the "Best of"
Ah! Thanks for the clarification JOM, you're a champion :thumbsup:
Is it just me or do all the songs sound like bad versions of mid 80's rock ballads a la Meat Loaf?
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:36:23 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:36:45 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:37:17 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:37:35 PM
I'm a living in a box ....in a cardboard box whistle:
evil:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:37:40 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:37:49 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:38:07 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:38:27 PM
Keeping men in cages you say rubschin:
eyes: eyes: eyes:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:38:37 PM
Got to say wouldn't kick it out but wat is the F--king box all about....
Spares ;)
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:39:13 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:39:39 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:39:45 PM
OOOOmpah !!!!
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:39:55 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:40:04 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 08:40:11 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:40:29 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:40:42 PM
Got to say wouldn't kick it out but wat is the F--king box all about....
Spares ;)
:thumbsup:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:40:56 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:41:13 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:41:22 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:41:28 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 08:41:56 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:42:41 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 08:43:10 PM
Gogol rejects?
lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:43:25 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 08:43:51 PM
Bloody hell, it's just like outside my place right now. There's a wedding going on, there must be 20 blokes out there in kilts. Better than most of the dresses though :thumbsup:
When you say out .... like? rubschin:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:44:03 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:44:49 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:45:03 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 18, 2013, 08:45:10 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 08:45:23 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 08:45:41 PM
Did I hear that right ... this girl's called Slapper? eeek:
Well Ukraine is near Russia isn't it? redface:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:47:30 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:48:05 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 08:48:28 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:49:07 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:49:35 PM
... or put him in a box like.... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:50:30 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
cue TMR whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:51:59 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:52:20 PM
Song title: "I feed you my love" eeek:
cue TMR whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:52:25 PM
Song not strong enough - he needs some eejits jumping around....
... or put him in a box like.... Thumbs:
Yey wooden... eeek:
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 08:52:30 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:53:08 PM
Another white/cream frock ffs
We could soon have her out of that..... whistle:
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 08:53:32 PM
Helllooooooooo..... eyes:And she can sing too
afterwards like
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:54:17 PM
Helllooooooooo..... eyes:And she can sing too
afterwards like
:thumbsup:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 08:56:26 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 08:57:07 PM
Ciggy lighters waving in the air everybody ::)
Fire risk.... noooo:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 08:57:54 PM
Another white/cream frock ffs
We could soon have her out of that..... whistle:
We do you need help like ;)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 08:59:41 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:00:01 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:00:24 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:01:51 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:02:04 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:02:22 PM
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:02:36 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:02:50 PM
Ireland
or
Greece
Both countries are f*cked anyway
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 09:03:03 PM
He's dressed like a bin liner noooo:
My unfailing instincts say he could be a winner like.
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:03:12 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:03:33 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:04:37 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 09:05:49 PM
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Mr Tg just took phone off me I was going to vote for Ireland..... angry041:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:06:28 PM
Strong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Mr Tg just took phone off me I was going to vote for Ireland..... angry041:
point:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:07:34 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:08:22 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:08:32 PM
Bring back Katie Boyle... surrender:
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:08:51 PM
START VOTING! Party001:Haven't you put up a poll here?
::)
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:09:32 PM
START VOTING! Party001:Haven't you put up a poll here?
::)
redface:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:09:43 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 09:10:12 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:10:31 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:10:50 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:11:04 PM
lol give him a smackStrong entry from Ireland .... good Catholic boy whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Mr Tg just took phone off me I was going to vote for Ireland..... angry041:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:11:22 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:11:28 PM
I missed the first half, but I'll go for Denmark, and if voting panels are taking the piss, I fancy Romania as an outside bet :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: Romanian Artistic wotsit...
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 09:11:37 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 09:11:50 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:13:09 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:13:25 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:13:40 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:13:50 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:14:25 PM
Russia I tells ya! cussing:
She was very presentable I give you that.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:16:05 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:17:15 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:18:04 PM
Russia I tells ya! cussing:you could well be right. apart from the "peace is good, life is lovely" idiot lyrics she did try to look and sound like the almost thinking persons artist
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:18:44 PM
Russia I tells ya! cussing:you could well be right. apart from the "peace is good, life is lovely" idiot lyrics she did try to look and sound like the almost thinking persons artist
cloud9:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:19:37 PM
Romania?
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 09:21:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:22:03 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:23:30 PM
Okay.... who is gonna come last...?Please, I get to win £13 if they do
Romania?
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:24:47 PM
Okay.... who is gonna come last...?
Romania?
Agreed :thumbsup:
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:27:20 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:29:11 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:30:49 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:32:21 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:33:28 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:35:31 PM
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 09:36:58 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:37:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:37:45 PM
Passes the mini chedders have you got some of those?
noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:38:02 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:38:53 PM
Pickled egg anyone?
:thumbsup:
Post by: TG on May 18, 2013, 09:40:21 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:40:50 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:Pickled egg anyone?
:thumbsup:
knew there was something I'd been missing
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:41:02 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 09:41:28 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:41:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:42:32 PM
Bloody hell that's a bloke...
hardly.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:43:56 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:44:18 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:44:41 PM
Russia doing well then.... evil:
whistle:
Post by: lurcherd on May 18, 2013, 09:44:57 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 09:45:41 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:46:01 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:47:30 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:48:31 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 09:48:53 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:50:47 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 09:51:08 PM
"Side Show bob" happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:55:01 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 18, 2013, 09:55:42 PM
Ireland in shock fail lol:
Just wasted my 15p...... Shocked:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:56:29 PM
Ireland in shock fail lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 09:57:41 PM
Ireland in shock fail lol:
noooo: noooo: sad24: sad24:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 09:58:06 PM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 10:00:47 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:01:40 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
You should have seen the lezzers Nick! Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:03:30 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
You should have seen the lezzers Nick! Thumbs:
Where have you been..... ::)
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 10:05:03 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
You should have seen the lezzers Nick! Thumbs:
The Latvian twins? .... they were good eyes:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 10:05:33 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:06:18 PM
angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
point:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 10:12:29 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:12:46 PM
angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041: angry041:
point:
BM is right lezzers and he forgot the gayers and ofcourse some a few tasty wimmin all bar one I think in white dresses... most of the music was rubbish ... that's you up to date... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:13:48 PM
Game over I reckon ...
Adele might as well sing.... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2013, 10:14:36 PM
Game over I reckon ...
Adele might as well sing.... noooo:
Who is winning ....... rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:15:08 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:15:42 PM
Game over I reckon ...
Adele might as well sing.... noooo:
Who is winning ....... rubschin:
Denmark.... evil:
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 18, 2013, 10:16:04 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 10:16:17 PM
Come on Ireland, make a come-back
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:16:39 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:16:59 PM
Game over I reckon ...
Adele might as well sing.... noooo:
Who is winning ....... rubschin:
Denmark.... evil:
I missed the first half, but I'll go for Denmark, and if voting panels are taking the piss, I fancy Romania as an outside bet :thumbsup:
whistle:
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 10:18:20 PM
I missed it!! angry041: sad32:You were lucky
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:20:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:21:23 PM
Just as well no political voting or voting for yer neighbours went on this year eh ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Denmark wins... like I said like.... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:22:15 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:22:43 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:23:03 PM
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:23:10 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 10:23:38 PM
Bet you're glad Greece didn'tJust as well no political voting or voting for yer neighbours went on this year eh ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Denmark wins... like I said like.... Thumbs:
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 10:23:45 PM
Almost like celebrity death bingo rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:24:47 PM
Declaring a winner before game over .... noooo:
Almost like celebrity death bingo rubschin:
redface:
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:27:29 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:27:50 PM
The bare feet did it again :thumbsup:
Like I said like! Thumbs:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 10:28:13 PM
The bare feet did it again :thumbsup:
lol:
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:30:02 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 18, 2013, 10:30:19 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 10:36:02 PM
That's it then ... reconvene in '14 :thumbsup:Yes and ta all for making it a laugh
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:38:30 PM
That's it then ... reconvene in '14 :thumbsup:Yes and ta all for making it a laugh
It was fun thanks guys :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:43:44 PM
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 06:11:43 AM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
I gave them a lift home.... redface:
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2013, 06:56:10 AM
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 06:57:58 AM
Oh yeah, give the TG's a lift... never turned up for me on "that day" though did yer whistle:
Don't mention 'that day'! eeek:
Where is The Bear...? rubschin:
Post by: TG on May 19, 2013, 09:40:22 AM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry about that, battery went on my tablet then I couldnt get off sofa.
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 11:14:03 AM
Post by: boogs on May 19, 2013, 11:27:43 AM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
Not funny ::)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 19, 2013, 11:36:38 AM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
Harsh, but fair.
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2013, 11:48:50 AM
A very silly way to end a career and sadly most will now remember her for this fiasco and poor 'performance' instead of some of her great stuffBonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
Harsh, but fair.
Talking of which
Bonnie Tyler: Holding out for a Hero (1984) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI#)
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 12:57:12 PM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
I made the lost in... joke! cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 12:58:17 PM
Bonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
I made the lost in... joke! cussing:
It must have been gubbed then...... whistle:
Post by: boogs on May 19, 2013, 02:32:06 PM
A very silly way to end a career and sadly most will now remember her for this fiasco and poor 'performance' instead of some of her great stuffBonnie Tyler Lost in France and Lost in Sweden, proof if needed map reading is not this woman's forte..........
Harsh, but fair.
Talking of which
Bonnie Tyler: Holding out for a Hero (1984) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_HsjpSVaI#)
So true Steve... :thumbsup:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 19, 2013, 03:56:03 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was so
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 03:57:55 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
:thumbsup: we need more ladies......
Post by: Nick on May 19, 2013, 03:58:37 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 19, 2013, 04:01:03 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
:thumbsup: we need more ladies......
Girl power to sort out all the grumpies.. surrender:
Post by: boogs on May 19, 2013, 04:04:33 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
:thumbsup: we need more ladies......
Girl power to sort out all the grumpies.. surrender:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 19, 2013, 04:08:07 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
:thumbsup: we need more ladies......
Girl power to sort out all the washing.. surrender:
whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on May 19, 2013, 04:08:56 PM
Bloody hell, the TG's didn't hang around long. Did they have to catch the last bus rubschin:
Sorry was soOverwelmed!tired. Went off to beddy byes..will try get on more...nudge me know again if we go missing.. angry041:
:thumbsup: we need more ladies......
Girl power to sort out all the washing.. surrender:
whistle:
scared:
Post by: apc2010 on October 03, 2013, 10:57:07 AM
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2013, 11:00:40 AM
Cyprus may not enter coz they are skint,,,,,
Are Greece out then...? lol:
Post by: boogs on October 03, 2013, 11:20:52 AM
Isn't it amazing what they find money for ... whistle:
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2013, 07:05:19 AM
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2013, 07:23:59 AM
Post by: TG on April 12, 2014, 01:47:49 PM
ooh. Yep, still here.
Dear God. Another year gone by.
I am marking the years to senility by Eurovision and the first pickling onions of the year. noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 01:55:04 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2014, 02:02:33 PM
(checks the betting thread.. rubschin: )
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2014, 05:07:26 PM
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2014, 06:48:59 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html)
rubschin:
noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2014, 06:51:00 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html)
rubschin:
noooo:
The TGs will not be happy............. noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2014, 06:51:56 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2618692/The-science-EUROVISION-Study-reveals-hidden-pattern-voting-song-content.html)
rubschin:
noooo:
The TGs will not be happy............. noooo:
Who'd have though it....? noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2014, 11:54:32 AM
All nice and ready like.... Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2014, 12:07:27 PM
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two.......... a puppet on a striiiiiiiing whistle:
All nice and ready like....
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2014, 12:11:49 PM
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two.......... a puppet on a striiiiiiiing whistle:
All nice and ready like....
I shall Water the loo in mock tribute
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2014, 12:12:32 PM
Testing.... two, one-two.... two, one-two.......... a puppet on a striiiiiiiing whistle:
All nice and ready like....
;D
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2014, 12:19:26 PM
I can't help but wonder if Nigel may be a touch tone deaf as while I admit poor scores could be down to anti UK bias we have also managed to have more than a few entries that were just cringeworthy shite. lol:
Post by: TG on May 09, 2014, 02:32:36 PM
I will have to blame them for the 50 inch Smart tv I will be forced to buy to replace it.
Bastards. angry041:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:59:02 AM
Austria eeek: eeek:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2014, 08:10:34 AM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:04:19 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 02:05:17 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:09:27 PM
Here or there? ::)
Well, here obviously.... ::)
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 02:15:00 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01sfcxr (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01sfcxr)
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 02:16:52 PM
Past your bedtime noooo:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01sfcxr (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01sfcxr)
Well past........ noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 02:18:24 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:19:06 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 02:20:39 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F3qqhb3fa5%2Fwind_b6e35k.jpg&hash=9dbe8e765d85eb8a364c9ebb14be9f4235d4c4ce) (http://postimg.org/image/3qqhb3fa5/)
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F3qqhb3fa5%2Fwind_b6e35k.jpg&hash=9dbe8e765d85eb8a364c9ebb14be9f4235d4c4ce) (http://postimg.org/image/3qqhb3fa5/)
horn: ::)
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 02:52:06 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F3qqhb3fa5%2Fwind_b6e35k.jpg&hash=9dbe8e765d85eb8a364c9ebb14be9f4235d4c4ce) (http://postimg.org/image/3qqhb3fa5/)
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 03:04:47 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fnuy2fqd0d%2FAizvc_VM.jpg&hash=6ac99fd88ba8470d3a8a6492b1e441df323e1ae7) (http://postimg.org/image/nuy2fqd0d/)
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2014, 03:34:40 PM
All nice and ready like..... Thumbs:lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fnuy2fqd0d%2FAizvc_VM.jpg&hash=6ac99fd88ba8470d3a8a6492b1e441df323e1ae7) (http://postimg.org/image/nuy2fqd0d/)
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2014, 04:58:32 PM
All nice and ready like..... Thumbs:lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fnuy2fqd0d%2FAizvc_VM.jpg&hash=6ac99fd88ba8470d3a8a6492b1e441df323e1ae7) (http://postimg.org/image/nuy2fqd0d/)
lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2014, 04:59:00 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2F3qqhb3fa5%2Fwind_b6e35k.jpg&hash=9dbe8e765d85eb8a364c9ebb14be9f4235d4c4ce) (http://postimg.org/image/3qqhb3fa5/)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 05:52:07 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 05:54:37 PM
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year... Thumbs:
The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:01:36 PM
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year... Thumbs:
The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:
Yes.... but they are... um, darker now.... redface:
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:04:38 PM
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year... Thumbs:
The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:
Yes.... but they are... um, darker now.... redface:
You burnt them......... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:06:11 PM
I was too polite to say at the time angel1
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:06:35 PM
I'm warming up some sausage rolls that were left over from last year... Thumbs:
The ones Nick refused to eat.............. rubschin:
Yes.... but they are... um, darker now.... redface:
You burnt them......... noooo:
redface:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:07:55 PM
He claimed LL made them. They were like dog turds wrapped in brown paper noooo:
I was too polite to say at the time angel1
To be fair, the ones we gave you were dog turds wrapped in brown paper.... redface:
Miss C made me do it like.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:09:15 PM
I am braced now for TG and the bearded lady angel1
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:11:40 PM
sick2: sick2:
I am braced now for TG and the bearded lady angel1
Will Miss C be joining us....?
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:12:35 PM
sick2: sick2:
I am braced now for TG and the bearded lady angel1
Will Miss C be joining us....?
scared:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2014, 06:13:58 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:16:32 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:17:19 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:18:03 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:19:11 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:19:43 PM
I am at the man's house. I have tried explaining that I need to watch Eurovision. He is eeady to have me sectioned sad24:
It's the law........ eeek:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:20:32 PM
sans avatart sad32:
Shrugs:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 06:21:58 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:23:03 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:23:53 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:24:39 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:25:42 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:25:52 PM
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:26:26 PM
Where's is TG.......... rubschin:
We need pickled onions! cussing:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2014, 06:26:51 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:27:26 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 10, 2014, 06:28:16 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:29:00 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:29:50 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:30:17 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:31:57 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets! Thumbs:
sick2: even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:32:58 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets! Thumbs:
sick2: even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:
Not last year.... but now...? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:35:10 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets! Thumbs:
sick2: even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:
Not last year.... but now...? rubschin:
So that bog picture was true then,...... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:37:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:39:26 PM
Collapso economico - check
Cheese & Onion - check
FilmOn - check
Bessy mates on the pub - check! cloud9:
No Twiglets..... evil:
I have some sausage rolls that look like Twiglets! Thumbs:
sick2: even Nick wouldn't eat them........... noooo:
Not last year.... but now...? rubschin:
So that bog picture was true then,...... rubschin:
redface:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 06:41:15 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:41:53 PM
was just doing his chores.......he be here by 8pm... :thumbsup:
cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:42:51 PM
was just doing his chores.......he be here by 8pm... :thumbsup:
Is he Baldy ... rubschin:
oh wait I mis-read that..... redface:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 06:43:38 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:44:20 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 06:46:37 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 06:50:58 PM
I have arrived.
Ran out of beer though.
Which is a bastard.
Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:52:22 PM
Be calm.
I have arrived.
Ran out of beer though.
Which is a bastard.
Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.
No beer......... Shocked:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:52:39 PM
Be calm.
I have arrived.
Ran out of beer though.
Which is a bastard.
Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.
TG! cloud9:
Did you bring pickled onions? evil:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:54:11 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 06:54:38 PM
Just got to finish a couple of lines of knitting first and then this will have my full attention
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 06:55:09 PM
Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks eyes:
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 06:55:22 PM
Be calm.
I have arrived.
Ran out of beer though.
Which is a bastard.
Watch outfor the new french woman. Stroppy innit.
TG! cloud9:
Did you bring pickled onions? evil:
Yes! And pickled eggs!
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:56:20 PM
Be kind - LL the Euro Virgin is here...............
Just got to finish a couple of lines of knitting first and then this will have my full attention
BM's new bootys........ Thumbs:
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 06:56:39 PM
TG ... Cheers!
Good evening young man.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 06:56:47 PM
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:
Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks eyes:
I took off the quick chat thing as it confused everybody..... noooo:
Stand by....
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:58:10 PM
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:
Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks eyes:
I took off the quick chat thing as it confused everybody..... noooo:
Stand by....
Did you charge 2 quid for that as well........ cussing:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 06:58:21 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 06:59:06 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 06:59:44 PM
LL ! ... Mind you don't sit on the remote ;)
Snigger........ redface:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:00:05 PM
hope you have finished your chores..he does do a good job at making the bed!! whistle:
Mr Barman for next year do you think u can update the settings so we can have a quick chat thingy so makes it quicker to chat....lol thanks eyes:
I took off the quick chat thing as it confused everybody..... noooo:
Stand by....
Did you charge 2 quid for that as well........ cussing:
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:00:27 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:00:36 PM
Ish.
Type thing.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:00:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:02:35 PM
Eyes down... look in... Thumbs:
Sleeping already ......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:02:56 PM
Eyes down... look in... Thumbs:
Sleeping already ......... noooo:
;D
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:03:20 PM
True fact.
I am not just pretty you know. :thumbsup:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:03:50 PM
happy001
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:04:10 PM
They've taken eighteen fucking years to build it? eeek:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:04:47 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:05:40 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:06:00 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:06:14 PM
1996?
They've taken eighteen fucking years to build it? eeek:
They did your drains ......... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:06:43 PM
Fire cloud9: Indoors cloud9: cloud9:
Mircowave ovens! point:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:07:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:07:22 PM
Fire cloud9: Indoors cloud9: cloud9:
Wot you cooking......... rubschin:
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 07:07:29 PM
I miss Wogan.... cry:
me too! Shocked:
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:07:43 PM
I miss Wogan.... cry:
I miss them 'Texan' chewy bars u used to be able to get in better years.
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:08:27 PM
full of gayers noooo: noooo:
I thought that.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:09:25 PM
The love of Mark's life ''Scary Mary'' is singing for Austria!!!
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:10:29 PM
Number 11 the bearded lady eeek:
The love of Mark's life ''Scary Mary'' is singing for Austria!!!
cloud9:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:10:45 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:10:51 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:11:36 PM
Oh Christ.
Is maybe a woman ;)
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:11:49 PM
Oh Christ.
They look like a gayer wedding cake.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:13:05 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:14:21 PM
No Cyprus...? eeek:
Despina....... sad24:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:14:31 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:15:23 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:15:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:15:50 PM
Hamster?
Shite.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 07:15:56 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:16:32 PM
I Want one of em wheels..an him too!! eyes:
TG! ::)
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:16:55 PM
I did say I have run out of beer?
She wants it type thing or summat.
Why do I do this every year?
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:17:33 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:17:47 PM
I Want one of em wheels..an him too!! eyes:
He could dry your washing in it like.... Thumbs:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:18:52 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:19:05 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:19:11 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:19:45 PM
Gayers... noooo:
And crap........ noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:20:08 PM
Gayers... noooo:
And crap........ noooo:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:21:10 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:21:24 PM
But it made me think that we could form a 'Boys Band' from the pub for next years entry rubschin:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:21:41 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F3%2F3b%2FParis_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg&hash=4bac1123a3ae3bc69342bae267ee6d83389474d7)
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:22:05 PM
Gayers... noooo:
And crap........ noooo:
Thumbs:
Backstreet boys ......more like backdoor boys..... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:23:08 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:23:54 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:24:07 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:24:28 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:25:27 PM
Nice voice but not eurovision type stuff.......
In total agreement here ..........
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:25:46 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:26:10 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 10, 2014, 07:26:30 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:26:37 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:27:03 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:27:28 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:28:31 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:28:56 PM
I have been re supplied.
cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:29:04 PM
Gayers... ::)
They might win.......... rubschin: Miss T gets their vote.........
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:29:15 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:29:26 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:30:07 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:30:42 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:30:48 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:31:16 PM
What is it with gayers and beards Nick...?
evil: evil:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:31:50 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:32:18 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:32:40 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:33:01 PM
He reminds me of gout.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:33:08 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:33:34 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:34:34 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:34:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:35:01 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:35:35 PM
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:
You prolly are... Gayer:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:35:56 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:36:29 PM
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:
You prolly are... Gayer:
Not the 1st time that guys been in a ring.......... noooo:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:36:39 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:37:08 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:37:18 PM
Am I watching the gayer channel................ rubschin:
You prolly are... Gayer:
Not the 1st time that guys been in a ring.......... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:37:46 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:37:56 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:38:51 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:39:17 PM
Takes one to know one noooo:
evil:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:39:30 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:40:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:40:54 PM
That Romanian song >>> in the top 10 so far (prediction time)
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:41:22 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:41:44 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:42:41 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:43:02 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:43:39 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:44:01 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:44:26 PM
I am lowering my expectations noooo:
This is not a dating thread........... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:45:27 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:47:03 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:47:30 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:47:43 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:48:04 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:48:22 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:48:31 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:49:00 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:49:18 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:49:29 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:49:46 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:50:19 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:50:41 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:51:00 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:51:23 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:51:35 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:52:11 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:52:27 PM
catchy though
AIDS?
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:52:38 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:52:53 PM
15 points from Cyprus... ::)
All pissed noooo: noooo:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:53:07 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:53:20 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:53:29 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:53:41 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:53:52 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:54:44 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:55:03 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:55:15 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:55:24 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:55:58 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:56:23 PM
Sounds like a Bond theme
*strokes pussy*
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 07:57:05 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 07:57:13 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 07:57:27 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:57:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:57:54 PM
Winner???
Could be .... rubschin:
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 07:58:05 PM
Winner???
Prolly.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:58:30 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:58:39 PM
Never trust an Austrian ... noooo:
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 07:59:21 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 07:59:50 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 07:59:58 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2014, 08:00:44 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:00:58 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:01:29 PM
Mein Gott! that's awful
I liked it.... and she had mahoosive breasts.... cloud9:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:02:19 PM
Are you short of milk?
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:03:38 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:04:43 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:05:04 PM
Paaaarrrrpppppp! redface:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:05:56 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:06:05 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:06:58 PM
Blonde
English
Gayers love it
Winner
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:07:41 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:08:11 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:08:42 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:09:54 PM
Top 3 material that Swede
France = bottom 3
*snigger*
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:10:39 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:11:33 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:12:06 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:12:39 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:13:48 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:14:58 PM
Wot they holding .......... whistle:
Baldy???
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:15:50 PM
Wot they holding .......... whistle:
Baldy???
whistle:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:16:00 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:16:05 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:16:56 PM
They look like the Russians I get spam emails from redface:::)
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:17:29 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:17:46 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:18:04 PM
They look like the Russians I get spam emails from redface:
How come they know exactly where I live ...yet to open an e-mail account takes fvcking ages......... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:18:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:19:44 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:20:15 PM
Thank you BM for the new bottle of wine................ cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:21:25 PM
Italy has fat thighs and SHOULD NOT wear her skirt that short!!!
Thank you BM for the new bottle of wine................ cloud9:
Miss T said the same.........
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:21:54 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:23:15 PM
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:23:50 PM
She looks like Davros.... noooo:
Strange attire (agree) but good song............possible contender IMHO
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:24:12 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
We live in hope.... eyes:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:24:30 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:24:50 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:25:39 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:26:19 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:26:48 PM
Good song ......
2gayers:
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:27:26 PM
Going to bed noooo: noooo: noooo:
Are you BM ....... rubschin:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:28:07 PM
Contender.................
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 10, 2014, 08:29:14 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
I can play the recorder through my nose Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:29:53 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
I can play the recorder through my nose Thumbs:
eeek:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:31:16 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2014, 08:32:20 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
I can play the recorder through my nose Thumbs:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:34:44 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:35:30 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
I can play the recorder through my nose Thumbs:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
I might pay to see that.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:36:06 PM
Pissing it down here by the way.
Where were we?
Is she going to do something unmentionable with that flute?
I can play the recorder through my nose Thumbs:
You have many talents Misty and singing better than 99% of what I've watched so far is also another one cloud9:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:36:30 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:36:41 PM
Switzerland's answer to Roger Whittaker ............nearly fell of my chair on the first few opening notes!!!
No more vino please BM...... noooo:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:38:13 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:39:02 PM
Jeeez .... at this rate the UK actually have a chance to be in the top ten eeek:
Shocked:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:39:44 PM
Sweden
Finland
England
Austria
Hungary
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:40:17 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:41:54 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:43:11 PM
And the lead singer is floating my boat eeek: ::) eeek: ::)
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:43:33 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:46:06 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:46:30 PM
Shit I hate it............really I do! But it could win angry041:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:48:12 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:50:48 PM
I rate this Dutch one
Same here. Winner.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:51:23 PM
I rate this Dutch one
A little bit C & W ????????????????
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 08:54:00 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:54:28 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 08:55:01 PM
I rate this Dutch one
A little bit C & W ????????????????
Ok, an outsider ;)
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:55:56 PM
Crap song - blond and boobs but not good enough B U T
they have NO National Debt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 08:56:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 08:58:11 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 08:59:18 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 09:00:51 PM
Two hopes... noooo:
Shouldn't you be in bed?
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:02:05 PM
Two hopes... noooo:
Shouldn't you be in bed?
;D ;D
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:03:30 PM
Poor=man's Florence and the machine............. noooo:
Yeah sort of agree but I did do the arm punching thing ::)
Oh oh sarcasm from presenter to presenter !!!
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:04:59 PM
Poor=man's Florence and the machine............. noooo:
Yeah sort of agree but I did do the arm punching thing ::)
Oh oh sarcasm from presenter to presenter !!!
Was your glass empty...... rubschin:
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 09:06:14 PM
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:09:47 PM
Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-
1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland
Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me ;D
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 09:11:06 PM
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:
Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-
1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland
Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me ;D
Shocked:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:11:34 PM
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh whistle:
I'll have mine runny please Pastis lol:
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:12:07 PM
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:
Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-
1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland
Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me ;D
We get it right and BM gets a bottle of wine........... rubschin:
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:12:55 PM
Okay - numbie Euro Virgin lasted the course lol: but not waiting for the final results because I've had the blankey on for over two hours now and wine having an effect so my final votes are:
Based on WHAT I think WILL be placed in the top 5:-
1)Denmark
2)Sweden
3)UK
4)Malta
5)Finland
Anyone gets it totally right - posted in the next 15 minutes BM - gets a bottle of nice vino from me ;D
Shocked:
Promise ......................... I have made my vote and cast down the gauntlet so I will stick by it!!!!!
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 09:13:17 PM
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh whistle:
I'll have mine runny please Pastis lol:
ketchup?
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 09:13:38 PM
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh whistle:
Indeed.
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:14:49 PM
Time for that fried egg sarnie, eh whistle:
I'll have mine runny please Pastis lol:
ketchup?
Oh noooooooooooooooooooooo's - thank you ;)
Post by: Landlady on May 10, 2014, 09:16:50 PM
Fun, I think redface:
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:17:21 PM
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2014, 09:21:56 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 09:46:28 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 09:47:35 PM
Post by: TG on May 10, 2014, 10:03:54 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 10:04:58 PM
See you next year people. filter:
It's not finished yet.........
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 10:07:02 PM
See you next year people. filter:
It's not finished yet.........
We're finished... noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2014, 10:24:19 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 10:26:54 PM
The bearded lady won... noooo:
So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2014, 11:50:33 PM
happy001The bearded lady won... noooo:
So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
and worthy: to all the posting above. We went to the Cypriot pub and missed it (it was on in the other bar) and fast forwarded most of it on our return. What a silly winner.
For what it's worth I'd have given it to the two Russian girlies ;)
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2014, 11:52:18 PM
happy001The bearded lady won... noooo:
So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
and worthy: to all the posting above. We went to the Cypriot pub and missed it (it was on in the other bar) and fast forwarded most of it on our return. What a silly winner.
For what it's worth I'd have given it to the two Russian girlies ;)
snigger.......... redface:
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2014, 07:25:47 AM
happy001The bearded lady won... noooo:
So it's not over till the bearded lady sings.......... rubschin:
and worthy: to all the posting above. We went to the Cypriot pub and missed it (it was on in the other bar) and fast forwarded most of it on our return. What a silly winner.
For what it's worth I'd have given it to the two Russian girlies ;)
snigger.......... redface:
My friend e-mailed this morning and called it the Euro-pushto-vision.... lol:
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2014, 05:15:35 PM
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2014, 05:19:11 PM
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2014, 05:20:01 PM
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2014, 05:41:53 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on May 13, 2014, 11:30:56 AM
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Missed the start eeek: What was it a man/woman or a woman/man rubschin:
Can I just say WHY noooo: Or is it me Shrugs:
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2014, 11:38:54 AM
Not just you
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Missed the start eeek: What was it a man/woman or a woman/man rubschin:
Can I just say WHY noooo: Or is it me Shrugs:
IIRC it's a full bloke dressed as a woman in a shameless and of course successful attempt to get noticed
noooo: noooo: noooo: imho
If only the Elephant Man was alive we'd have won
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2014, 11:41:14 AM
Not just you
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Missed the start eeek: What was it a man/woman or a woman/man rubschin:
Can I just say WHY noooo: Or is it me Shrugs:
IIRC it's a full bloke dressed as a woman in a shameless and of course successful attempt to get noticed
noooo: noooo: noooo: imho
If only the Elephant Man was alive we'd have won
I thought Russell Brand had won.... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2014, 12:05:40 PM
lol:Not just you
Congratulations to Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest.......
The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939......
lol: lol: lol:
Missed the start eeek: What was it a man/woman or a woman/man rubschin:
Can I just say WHY noooo: Or is it me Shrugs:
IIRC it's a full bloke dressed as a woman in a shameless and of course successful attempt to get noticed
noooo: noooo: noooo: imho
If only the Elephant Man was alive we'd have won
I thought Russell Brand had won.... rubschin:
rubschin: maybe he did
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2014, 05:45:42 AM
http://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg (http://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28066759 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28066759)
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 06:06:36 PM
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2014, 06:37:58 PM
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2014, 07:30:55 PM
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek:
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2014, 07:51:08 PM
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek:
rubschin:
In the paper.......... rubschin:
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2014, 09:33:07 PM
Auditions start tonight for Cyprus......... eeek:
rubschin:
In the paper.......... rubschin:
Did you buy that paper? Or did someone leave it on the train?....We do not have trains in Cyprus. rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on February 01, 2015, 05:38:23 AM
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2015, 10:52:36 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2015, 03:16:12 AM
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
We need TG's opinion on this...... rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2015, 12:38:03 PM
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2015, 12:44:36 PM
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
You swine Darwin, this is now stuck in my head lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s)
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2015, 12:51:12 PM
whistle:Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
You swine Darwin, this is now stuck in my head lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7r5jIEe9s)
At least it is just your head.
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2015, 01:41:23 PM
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2015, 11:12:14 PM
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
happy001
Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2015, 11:20:01 PM
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2015, 10:54:35 AM
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
happy001
Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2015, 12:16:25 PM
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
happy001
Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:
drumroll:
At last........ Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2015, 12:26:45 PM
Strewth eeek:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31380742)
"Australia is to compete at this year's Eurovision Song Contest."
"No pooftahs"
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1792085%2Fthumbs%2Fo-CONCHITA-WURST-facebook.jpg&hash=14c592f5075fa50cdd746cab0fc70eec8bc537c6)
happy001
Conchita, proved to be big down under............... rubschin:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2015, 09:05:12 PM
rubschin: Well it beats some previous entries.
Post by: apc2010 on March 08, 2015, 09:08:41 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31785154 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31785154)
rubschin: Well it beats some previous entries.
In Germany a guy won ..live on TV....then said no thanks. eeek: rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2015, 12:47:16 PM
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2015, 03:10:31 PM
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me Apey, he now knows he is good enough to be able to represent Germany without having to go through the torture of being forced to listen to all the other entries. Thumbs:Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2015, 03:51:43 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196)
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2015, 06:36:25 PM
Having said that Steve I'm intruiged by Finland's entry this year. rubschin:Only 85 seconds, I dislike it less already
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196)
Post by: TG on May 22, 2015, 06:14:01 PM
Yay! Another year and I am still above ground.
So. You?
All good?
If you reply to this I will assume you are not dead !
cloud9:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 22, 2015, 08:09:09 PM
Post by: TG on May 22, 2015, 08:31:52 PM
Anyone else not dead?
Party001: Party001:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2015, 09:00:34 PM
whistle:
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2015, 10:07:30 PM
Yay! 2 people!Well not as I typ
Anyone else not dead?
Party001: Party001:
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2015, 11:15:44 PM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 05:46:18 AM
Hello? Still here.
Yay! Another year and I am still above ground.
So. You?
All good?
If you reply to this I will assume you are not dead !
cloud9:
I feel like the walking dead this morning... Does that count...?
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:43:01 AM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 08:22:33 AM
I am a bit dead, but no one here cares sad24: sad24:tunble:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:38:06 AM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 10:20:57 AM
I am a bit dead, but no one here cares sad24: sad24:
rubschin: I'm sure I affected some sort of sympathy. Not real sympathy of course, just keeping up appearances type sympathy. I am sure though that I did not say "please die quietly and hurry up with it". That would have been right out
In fact the record shows I eeeked out an "oh woes". What more could you want?
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 10:22:55 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 01:32:05 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 01:34:18 PM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 04:40:37 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 04:42:18 PM
Goes off to Google BBC schedule...................
oh, look! 8.00 ::)
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 04:45:14 PM
facepalm:
Goes off to Google BBC schedule...................
oh, look! 8.00 ::)
Miss T did that..... Thumbs:
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 23, 2015, 04:48:08 PM
All ready like Thumbs: Thumbs:. Off to pick up my chinese food then settle in for the night. Apey's excitement is overwhelming ::)
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 05:18:26 PM
facepalm:
Goes off to Google BBC schedule...................
oh, look! 8.00 ::)
Why should I search the interwebz when I have a sick person to do it for me...? ::)
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2015, 05:39:39 PM
Need to clicky ... ;)
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2015, 05:50:01 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fibwy2ld4b%2Feurovision.jpg&hash=4ed012b94507331e10fe2ab9cf38af1e6b656295) (http://postimg.org/image/ibwy2ld4b/)
Need to clicky ... ;)
;D
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 06:55:18 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 06:58:32 PM
Post by: TG on May 23, 2015, 07:00:53 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:03:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:06:50 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:08:32 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:09:22 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:10:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:11:03 PM
Im here! hello to fellow VPs ...got the wine out and now for fun....LOL cloud9:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:11:34 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:12:25 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:12:47 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:13:32 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:14:19 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:17:05 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:19:53 PM
Good evening from the TG's residence. Slurp
Good evening dear....pass me my wine please!!!!! angry041:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:21:02 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:21:46 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:22:14 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:23:04 PM
Those three lasses seem to be able to get their tongues round most things
Mr Thread..... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:23:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:25:05 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:25:40 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:26:30 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:27:21 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:30:58 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 07:33:54 PM
lol: lol:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fibwy2ld4b%2Feurovision.jpg&hash=4ed012b94507331e10fe2ab9cf38af1e6b656295) (http://postimg.org/image/ibwy2ld4b/)
Need to clicky ... ;)
;D
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:34:35 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:35:50 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:36:23 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:37:42 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 07:38:27 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:39:06 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:39:27 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 07:40:25 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:41:03 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:43:18 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:44:59 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 07:45:15 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:46:38 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:47:12 PM
DOWN THE FROGS. tHEY MAY AS WELL SURRENDER NOW noooo: noooo:
LOL
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:48:59 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:50:14 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 07:50:32 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 07:51:02 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:51:23 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 07:52:22 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fbdk6zgt9h%2FEurovisiondrinkinggame.jpg&hash=b50afa17c10fb41b0934621f9a1e6a56cc7c15fa) (http://postimg.org/image/bdk6zgt9h/)
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 07:53:54 PM
Can't do any harm like
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fbdk6zgt9h%2FEurovisiondrinkinggame.jpg&hash=b50afa17c10fb41b0934621f9a1e6a56cc7c15fa) (http://postimg.org/image/bdk6zgt9h/)
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 07:54:53 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 07:55:56 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 07:57:34 PM
Slovenia: dreaful
France: worse
Israel: where's a Hamas rocket when you need it
Estonia: not bad at all, nice chest too
UK: my Mum would like it, I didn't but we will hear far worse and have already (France)
Armenia: tolerable
Lithuania: childish, the blonde backing singer looks ' interesting' eyes:
Serbia: the cause of the world pie crisis revealed. Best song so far though(well least worst)
Norway: dreary and I've run out of fast fwd
I am now back live, just losing the will live surrender:
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 07:58:54 PM
;D ;D ;DCan't do any harm like
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimg.org%2Fbdk6zgt9h%2FEurovisiondrinkinggame.jpg&hash=b50afa17c10fb41b0934621f9a1e6a56cc7c15fa) (http://postimg.org/image/bdk6zgt9h/)
;D ;D
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:00:38 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 08:02:12 PM
Yums Sweden is good on the eye...!! rubschin:
Nope, don't see myself.
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 08:02:38 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:03:13 PM
Winner..... rubschin:
cloud9:
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:03:58 PM
Winner..... rubschin:Hope not, over rated imho
Oh god we have some geek from Cyprus now
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:04:07 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 23, 2015, 08:04:23 PM
Yums Sweden is good on the eye...!! rubschin:
Oh yes. cloud9:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:04:56 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 08:05:32 PM
Clark Kent eeek:
Quick! get a phone box on stage.
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:05:50 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:06:30 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:08:32 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:09:47 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:11:55 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:12:35 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 08:12:45 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:15:53 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:16:25 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:17:16 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:17:46 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:19:36 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:20:32 PM
Austrian Russell Brand can belt out a good tune imho.
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:20:53 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:22:34 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:23:27 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:26:22 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:30:47 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:31:48 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:33:09 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 08:33:27 PM
Men keep you eye on the music...such a tart..!! whistle:
redface:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:34:17 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:35:37 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:36:18 PM
Poland plays the wheelchair card ::)
Yep deffo for the sympathy vote.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 08:38:37 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:38:56 PM
Post by: lurcherd on May 23, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:43:09 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:44:43 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:46:58 PM
She likes the Swedish guy too evil:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:48:06 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 08:50:25 PM
I can see her pants eeek:Gusset vision
not a bad song though
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:53:59 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:54:34 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 23, 2015, 08:55:06 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:55:50 PM
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 08:58:37 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 09:00:42 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 09:02:34 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:03:39 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 09:05:33 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 09:06:07 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:06:26 PM
Another plunging neckline.And a very good one too
so so song, excellent chest. A sure winner
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 09:06:42 PM
The Russki song was quite good.
Thumbs:
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 23, 2015, 09:07:15 PM
The Russki song was quite good.
game over, thats the winner.
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:09:16 PM
Albanians can't half shout a bit
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 23, 2015, 09:11:20 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:13:08 PM
More eye candy for the ladies.but it's vaguely classy
Won't win then
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 23, 2015, 09:14:35 PM
More eye candy for the ladies.but it's vaguely classy
Won't win then
Love this!!!! Amore amore!!!! cloud9:
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 09:18:08 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 09:19:03 PM
So will the UK beat Cyprus?
We have 2.... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 10:02:18 PM
Your crap is thrashing our crapSo will the UK beat Cyprus?
We have 2.... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 10:04:46 PM
Your crap is thrashing our crapSo will the UK beat Cyprus?
We have 2.... Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 10:18:51 PM
wise
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 10:24:13 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2015, 10:34:23 PM
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 10:40:07 PM
Oh shame I seem to have got back from work late and missed all theshitesongs. whistle:
there's been some epic cleavage too
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2015, 02:34:34 PM
Prime Minister, David Cameron, said today how thrilled he had been with this year’s Eurovision song contest.
“The theme was “Building Bridges”, clearly a proto-Federalist message. Fortunately, the nationalist spirit of the participating nations quickly saw that one off in a two hour fiasco of crazed posturing, exploding pianos and wind machines. The French surpassed themselves with moody pouting and for once the Belgians managed to be mildly amusing.”
He continued, “But of course it was the voting that really made me jump for joy. Forgetting about building bridges European citizens wasted no time in settling scores and humiliating their enemies. The Germans got a well deserved fat zero (no, Ms Merkel, we remember the war!) and the French did little better, they may as well have surrendered immediately after their song. Yes, I admit, we didn’t do well, but remember, almost everyone sang in English to make sure they were understood (except the Frogs) and those plucky colonials, the Aussies, did very well. “
Concerns that the male population of Europe will have to endure months of swooning over Swedish winner by their womenfolk was dismissed by experts as unlikely. “Mans Zelmerlow will soon be outed as gay and that should calm them all down,” said Heinz Vexjo, President of the Eurovision Fan Club.
Talks are now under way to begin a Eurovision Cleavage Competition in 2016 in order to cut out other distractions in next year’s contest.
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2015, 03:44:43 PM
try an get on more an chat.....I bet your so excited NOT! sad32:
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2015, 03:45:31 PM
Post by: Mrs TG on May 24, 2015, 03:48:02 PM
I just went to bed noooo: noooo:
We went off early so though I would explain haha! point:
Post by: Just One More on May 24, 2015, 05:05:12 PM
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2015, 05:07:48 PM
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2015, 05:34:10 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2F6gsrjrbp7%2Feurovision_johnny_vegas.jpg&hash=9737e7b541889793504726f2e12c61a8868f5afe) (http://postimg.org/image/6gsrjrbp7/)
happy001
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2015, 06:04:13 PM
Cameron welcomes Eurovision result
Prime Minister, David Cameron, said today how thrilled he had been with this year’s Eurovision song contest.
“The theme was “Building Bridges”, clearly a proto-Federalist message. Fortunately, the nationalist spirit of the participating nations quickly saw that one off in a two hour fiasco of crazed posturing, exploding pianos and wind machines. The French surpassed themselves with moody pouting and for once the Belgians managed to be mildly amusing.”
He continued, “But of course it was the voting that really made me jump for joy. Forgetting about building bridges European citizens wasted no time in settling scores and humiliating their enemies. The Germans got a well deserved fat zero (no, Ms Merkel, we remember the war!) and the French did little better, they may as well have surrendered immediately after their song. Yes, I admit, we didn’t do well, but remember, almost everyone sang in English to make sure they were understood (except the Frogs) and those plucky colonials, the Aussies, did very well. “
Concerns that the male population of Europe will have to endure months of swooning over Swedish winner by their womenfolk was dismissed by experts as unlikely. “Mans Zelmerlow will soon be outed as gay and that should calm them all down,” said Heinz Vexjo, President of the Eurovision Fan Club.
Talks are now under way to begin a Eurovision Cleavage Competition in 2016 in order to cut out other distractions in next year’s contest.
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2016, 11:32:40 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html)
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2016, 05:18:50 AM
So it will be a happy joyous affair then... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html)
Holy fuck... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on April 06, 2016, 09:11:44 AM
So it will be a happy joyous affair then... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html)
Holy fuck... noooo:
Someone can sing "when the boat comes in "....... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2016, 11:03:25 AM
So it will be a happy joyous affair then... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html)
Holy fuck... noooo:
Someone can sing "when the boat comes in "....... Thumbs:
drumroll:
happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2016, 11:16:09 AM
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2016, 01:39:56 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2016, 11:48:23 PM
Quote
The most important thing is to remember to feed her sausages on time. Then everything will be alright!
Ivan, Belarus' Eurovision entry
Too.........many........jokes.... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3541430/Is-weirdest-Eurovision-act-Meet-Ivan-Belarus-rock-star-singing-NAKED-pack-hungry-wild-wolves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3541430/Is-weirdest-Eurovision-act-Meet-Ivan-Belarus-rock-star-singing-NAKED-pack-hungry-wild-wolves.html)
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2016, 12:03:40 AM
I see that this year Eurovision have managed to weed out the nutters and only attract serious artists, the kind who sing to wolves while bare ass naked. lol:QuoteThe most important thing is to remember to feed her sausages on time. Then everything will be alright!
Ivan, Belarus' Eurovision entry
Too.........many........jokes.... noooo:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3541430/Is-weirdest-Eurovision-act-Meet-Ivan-Belarus-rock-star-singing-NAKED-pack-hungry-wild-wolves.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3541430/Is-weirdest-Eurovision-act-Meet-Ivan-Belarus-rock-star-singing-NAKED-pack-hungry-wild-wolves.html)
cussing:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2016, 11:34:25 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36111208 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36111208)
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2016, 11:48:17 AM
One down already...:thumbsup:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36111208 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36111208)
Every little helps
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:32:18 AM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:33:06 AM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:33:54 AM
I forgot eeek: Might have to root for Italy redface:
*snigger*
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:37:17 AM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:39:55 AM
Waits for predictable snigger ::)
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:53:54 AM
I am told that we have to vote for each entry noooo:
Waits for predictable snigger ::)
shutup:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 10:46:26 AM
I am told that we have to vote for each entry noooo:
Waits for predictable snigger ::)
We need a predictable snigger emoticon
We will record it and fast forward through to the voting. I hold no expectations it will be anything but tedious but we live in hope. I hope Australia win just for the logistical chaos that would cause next year
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2016, 02:16:43 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 05:50:34 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2016, 05:52:41 PM
Tension is mounting ::)
Is that your pet name for Miss I ??
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 05:54:03 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2016, 06:33:09 PM
Tension is mounting ::)
Gaviscon...... Thumbs:
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 06:35:02 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 06:42:32 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 06:58:52 PM
Ah, there you are. Help. I am surrounded by tipsy women in lingerie. Advice please
Just a thought but the phrase "stuff the Eurovision" crosses my mind
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:03:43 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2016, 07:04:50 PM
Norton just said, "three and a half hours". NO f u c k ing way noooo:
Potty mouth........ noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:06:34 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:14:17 PM
Ah, there you are. Help. I am surrounded by tipsy women in lingerie. Advice please
LAY BACK AND ENJOY IT.
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:14:48 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:15:47 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:16:28 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 07:17:03 PM
BM never left it. Squealing here noooo:
You can post pictures you know
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:17:59 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:18:10 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 07:18:26 PM
Good evening.
yey, my eurovision buddy!!! so excited. Thumbs:
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:20:19 PM
Good evening.
yey, my eurovision buddy!!! so excited. Thumbs:
angel1
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 07:21:47 PM
(3 minutes behind real time here, watching performances 3 decades behind the times)
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:24:17 PM
Now what????
Tree hugger?
Miss Take, it appears, The girls are doing vomit signs
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 07:25:56 PM
HI MISS I!!!
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:28:06 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 07:28:26 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 07:28:42 PM
She says ta but is busy with some langoustines
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:29:24 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 07:30:30 PM
This one physically hurts. Godawful!!!! noooo:True, luckily still had minutes in the buffer. Just one left now.
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 07:31:16 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 07:32:20 PM
Buffer all gone now cry:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:33:03 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:33:19 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 07:33:57 PM
ITALY scared2:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 07:36:19 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:ITALY scared2:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Not bad in many ways.
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 07:42:16 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:43:54 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:46:56 PM
bored stupid so far. noooo:
indeed
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 07:47:13 PM
I told Miss I she would have been betterer angel1You diplomat you
The god awfulness of most of it so far has won. Watching some gruesome murdery mystery thing now. Will be back later
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:48:00 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:49:40 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:51:00 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:51:11 PM
FVCK, Why is she dressed as a christmas tree?
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:55:08 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2016, 07:57:19 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 07:58:17 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 07:58:52 PM
i shall cross the street if i see him....
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:01:31 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24:
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 08:02:25 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:04:06 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:08:11 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 08:08:19 PM
I like this one.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:08:44 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:10:00 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:11:02 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 08:11:20 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:11:49 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:12:17 PM
I book these guys for weddingsHence the divorce rate noooo:
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 08:14:13 PM
Eurovision in Cyprus next year! :thumbsup:
You can do the stage...... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:14:29 PM
Eurovision in Cyprus next year! :thumbsup:
You can do the stage...... Thumbs:
cloud9:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:15:14 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:16:31 PM
I think this guy is a gayer
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:18:30 PM
He should have stuck with the blindfold....
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:19:05 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:20:24 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:21:49 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:22:39 PM
Off to bed soon, I think. (I am going home and may have to tuck them in first at this rate noooo:(
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:23:14 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 08:23:48 PM
'tuck' you say...? whistle:
Snigger....... redface:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:24:19 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 08:25:10 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 08:25:33 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 08:26:05 PM
I am back like. Have I missed much?
you've missed fuck all honey. noooo: tragic.
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2016, 08:26:43 PM
I am back like. Have I missed much?
No... all shite plus a gayer.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 08:30:10 PM
Post by: TG on May 14, 2016, 08:35:36 PM
tunble:
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 08:37:15 PM
i am still here. in spirit at least,,,,,
tunble:
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 08:41:36 PM
Israel (wot we have in the wider family random picked sweepstake) Utter Shite
Bulgaria: tolerable
nice tribute by Norton to Wogan sad32:
Sweden: Insipid mumbling
Germany: A nightmare in knee highs
France: tolerable
Poland: dismal dirge, worst yet
Australia: Leona Lewis tribute act (but not bad)
Cyprus: err that's not bad at all eeek: Best so far (sorry Miss other Italy)
Serbia: back to dross
Lithuania (our other sweepstake entry) Tolerable
Croatia: Intolerable
Russia: why is this the favourite? Ah Mrs K likes it. All explained. Stunning visuals.
Spain: Nah. Dismal song, awful dress, nice hair
Latvia: WTF
Ukraine: sorry dear it might be a serious protest song but you're no Joan Baez
Next up Malta
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 08:43:18 PM
It's between Cypus, Italy and RussiaI am back like. Have I missed much?
No... all shite plus a gayer.... noooo:
Malta: those are fake boobs are't they
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2016, 08:46:28 PM
One question, was that woman singing cold water or Cole Porter? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 08:51:54 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2016, 08:55:21 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 08:59:25 PM
I never thought I'd hear myself say this but I'm glad to have put Eurovision on now. Just had to endure over an hour of Britain's got delusions of talent.
One question, was that woman singing cold water or Cole Porter? rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2016, 09:02:11 PM
eeek:
Eeeeeeek!!! Run, its a Triffid... scared2:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 10:13:11 PM
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 14, 2016, 10:21:56 PM
tunble:
Poor show tonight........ noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2016, 10:30:47 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 10:40:57 PM
And a massive fingers up to Putin :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2016, 06:13:01 AM
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2016, 09:59:30 AM
It all seems like a bad dream noooo:If you ignored the songs it was better than usual. Maybe I mean less worse but the two hosts were good
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2016, 01:39:58 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2016, 04:01:57 PM
Embarrassed about the whole gin/cake/voting debacle Miss I has promised me a big treat on Friday night cloud9: eyes: eyes:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supersumo.co.uk%2Fimages%2FimgINDIAN.jpg&hash=8981b13223393e5194946a23960e9cb4a375ed61)
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2016, 04:32:16 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2016, 05:15:49 PM
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2016, 05:17:17 PM
I may take her up the Trent and Mersey in the afternoon
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2017, 02:33:37 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2017, 03:31:36 PM
rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Mr Darwin sir as the host/announcer, Nick as the comic relief and BM as the dancer you say....
What's the worst that could happen.... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2017, 03:44:12 PM
rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Mr Darwin sir as the host/announcer, Nick as the comic relief and BM as the dancer you say....
What's the worst that could happen.... rubschin:
I want to be Terry Wogan.... cry:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2017, 04:16:13 PM
rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Mr Darwin sir as the host/announcer, Nick as the comic relief and BM as the dancer you say....
What's the worst that could happen.... rubschin:
I want to be Terry Wogan.... cry:
noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supershoponline.com%2Foffsite%2Fproducts%2FC%2FA%2FA%2FCAA221-1-1.jpg&hash=997e058a572cc5740de5c0cc543cd0c2bc3a9a51)
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2017, 04:17:30 PM
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2017, 04:18:50 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2017, 04:49:30 PM
Not dead obviously... ::)
I'm pretty certain he is.
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2017, 04:53:08 PM
Not dead obviously... ::)
I'm pretty certain he is.
doh:
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2017, 04:57:48 PM
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2017, 05:09:46 PM
Surely Nick/April would be the now obligatory transgender contestant.rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Mr Darwin sir as the host/announcer, Nick as the comic relief and BM as the dancer you say....
What's the worst that could happen.... rubschin:
You should do the Wogan role
Who's going to be the Top Totty that can actually speak multiple languages?
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2017, 05:35:36 PM
69? :thumbsup:
Potty brain... noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 15, 2017, 05:39:25 PM
Surely Nick/April would be the now obligatory transgender contestant.rubschin: seems faced with the horror of having to read comments like ours the organisers have done a runner
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38979114)
"Eurovision 2017: Organising team quits en masse"
we could take it over and retheme it
Mr Darwin sir as the host/announcer, Nick as the comic relief and BM as the dancer you say....
What's the worst that could happen.... rubschin:
You should do the Wogan role
Who's going to be the Top Totty that can actually speak multiple languages?
Tipsy and Miss D are bilingual, both are fluent in English and Drunkenese rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2017, 05:50:35 PM
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2017, 06:38:02 PM
Miss I is multilingual cloud9:TMJs (c Apey)
Surely Miss I's going to be the ever worthy but never winning Italian singstress.
Apey for the interval act?
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2017, 06:39:28 PM
Miss I is multilingual cloud9:TMJs (c Apey)
Surely Miss I's going to be the ever worthy but never winning Italian singstress.
Apey for the interval act?
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2017, 06:50:55 PM
A blue joke or 3, a contortionist trick involving padlocks and a Guinness record attempt for eating Twiglets?Miss I is multilingual cloud9:TMJs (c Apey)
Surely Miss I's going to be the ever worthy but never winning Italian singstress.
Apey for the interval act?
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on February 15, 2017, 06:54:56 PM
Post by: TG on May 12, 2017, 04:54:35 PM
When i say 'attending' I mean i shall be here and commenting.
Though I find my high speed keyboard skills are somewhat lacking these days.
Which means I shall be asleep on the sofa.
Yesterday, I did some gardening wearing a pair of Crocs.
#prayforTG
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2017, 04:56:32 PM
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2017, 05:03:18 PM
Shit song, nil points.... noooo:
Post by: TG on May 13, 2017, 06:37:53 PM
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2017, 06:39:27 PM
Good evening.
Evening! ;D
Post by: TG on May 13, 2017, 06:58:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2017, 07:00:36 PM
What is happening?
Fuck knows... i can't get it on my PC any more... redface:
Post by: TG on May 13, 2017, 07:01:49 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 13, 2017, 07:01:59 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 13, 2017, 07:03:30 PM
I thought he was gonna say songs
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2017, 07:06:02 PM
(well not really, going to watch some other shite for an hour and fast forward through Eurovision)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2017, 07:08:15 PM
Voiceover man said viewers are warned that the programme contains repetitive ... flashing lights
I thought he was gonna say songs
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on May 13, 2017, 07:10:27 PM
Post by: TG on May 13, 2017, 07:17:43 PM
I have a book to read.
Goodnight
NickSick
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 13, 2017, 07:51:26 PM
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2017, 08:36:56 PM
He's not missing much noooo:Awful isn't it
I have Romania and Mrs K has The Netherlands in the extended family sweepstake. Luckily there s a prize for the country either winning or coming last
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2017, 09:05:37 PM
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2017, 09:15:45 PM
IMHO Sweden with jolly chaps and travelators will almost certainly win despite Romania and France having the best legs on show. Totty wise though it's been as disappointing as it has been song wise
Time for the UK to give up this annual farce, even Wogan couldn't have made this entertaining
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2017, 09:08:14 AM
Cameron welcomes Eurovision result
Prime Minister, David Cameron, said today how thrilled he had been with this year’s Eurovision song contest.
“The theme was “Building Bridges”, clearly a proto-Federalist message. Fortunately, the nationalist spirit of the participating nations quickly saw that one off in a two hour fiasco of crazed posturing, exploding pianos and wind machines. The French surpassed themselves with moody pouting and for once the Belgians managed to be mildly amusing.”
He continued, “But of course it was the voting that really made me jump for joy. Forgetting about building bridges European citizens wasted no time in settling scores and humiliating their enemies. The Germans got a well deserved fat zero (no, Ms Merkel, we remember the war!) and the French did little better, they may as well have surrendered immediately after their song. Yes, I admit, we didn’t do well, but remember, almost everyone sang in English to make sure they were understood (except the Frogs) and those plucky colonials, the Aussies, did very well. “
Concerns that the male population of Europe will have to endure months of swooning over Swedish winner by their womenfolk was dismissed by experts as unlikely. “Mans Zelmerlow will soon be outed as gay and that should calm them all down,” said Heinz Vexjo, President of the Eurovision Fan Club.
Talks are now under way to begin a Eurovision Cleavage Competition in 2016 in order to cut out other distractions in next year’s contest.
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2017, 09:12:01 AM
Just came across this on my pooter. Had quite forgotten that I wrote it.
Cameron welcomes Eurovision result
Prime Minister, David Cameron, said today how thrilled he had been with this year’s Eurovision song contest.
“The theme was “Building Bridges”, clearly a proto-Federalist message. Fortunately, the nationalist spirit of the participating nations quickly saw that one off in a two hour fiasco of crazed posturing, exploding pianos and wind machines. The French surpassed themselves with moody pouting and for once the Belgians managed to be mildly amusing.”
He continued, “But of course it was the voting that really made me jump for joy. Forgetting about building bridges European citizens wasted no time in settling scores and humiliating their enemies. The Germans got a well deserved fat zero (no, Ms Merkel, we remember the war!) and the French did little better, they may as well have surrendered immediately after their song. Yes, I admit, we didn’t do well, but remember, almost everyone sang in English to make sure they were understood (except the Frogs) and those plucky colonials, the Aussies, did very well. “
Concerns that the male population of Europe will have to endure months of swooning over Swedish winner by their womenfolk was dismissed by experts as unlikely. “Mans Zelmerlow will soon be outed as gay and that should calm them all down,” said Heinz Vexjo, President of the Eurovision Fan Club.
Talks are now under way to begin a Eurovision Cleavage Competition in 2016 in order to cut out other distractions in next year’s contest.
worthy:
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2018, 10:42:43 PM
I shall be on a 'plane and I doubt if the broadband will be up to watching it... sad24:
They might have it on the live TV tho... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2018, 01:20:01 AM
http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs (http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs)
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2018, 03:03:34 AM
Just for the hell of it I'd love to see him present the contest in character.. lol:
http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs (http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2018, 07:58:37 AM
Just for the hell of it I'd love to see him present the contest in character.. lol:rubschin:
http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs (http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs)
Nick and Nod are near Lisbon, surely they should present it.
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2018, 09:42:32 AM
They're great people so of course we're all going but sadly that means we have to watch facepalm: facepalm:
And on past form he will have a spreadsheet asking us all to rate each act on song, singing, artitic impression etc and then phone in a vote on our behalf facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
I'm planning on taking douze
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2018, 09:53:54 AM
Just for the hell of it I'd love to see him present the contest in character.. lol:rubschin:
http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs (http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs)
Nick and Nod are near Lisbon, surely they should present it.
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 03:08:54 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2018, 04:12:08 PM
Just for the hell of it I'd love to see him present the contest in character.. lol:rubschin:
http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs (http://youtu.be/rUxEcXe4RQs)
Nick and Nod are near Lisbon, surely they should present it.
Nick and Nod sounds more like a TV program for young kids. Kind of like the Chuckle Brothers but with more damage caused... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 04:14:27 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2018, 04:15:38 PM
Post by: TG on May 12, 2018, 04:33:13 PM
Undecided wether to watch or not.
Last year did not end well in the TG household after this.
But anyway...
How are you all?
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 04:37:13 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 07:32:47 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 07:47:21 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 07:49:06 PM
Well we are watching it eeek: Nod has never seen it before eeek: He is astonished eeek:
A television ???
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2018, 07:51:13 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 07:53:32 PM
Well we are watching it eeek: Nod has never seen it before eeek: He is astonished eeek:
A television ???
Possibly rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 07:54:58 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 07:56:15 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 08:06:08 PM
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2018, 08:21:14 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 08:26:07 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 08:29:42 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 08:30:53 PM
The Oz gerl was a big lass eeek:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 08:33:04 PM
redface:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 08:34:40 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 08:39:25 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 08:47:46 PM
If Oz win the whole of Europe will have to fly there next year razz: razz: And it will have to be on in the morning, like rubschin:
BM's house ........... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 08:51:15 PM
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2018, 09:00:12 PM
ISRAEL! W? T? F?Bjork tribute act?
Far from the worst
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 09:01:31 PM
ISRAEL! W? T? F?Bjork tribute act?
Far from the worst
Where is TG ......... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 09:03:15 PM
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2018, 09:05:15 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 09:05:28 PM
Hang on........... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 09:15:27 PM
OMG look what’s happened to Smugland while BM is away
No fees ........... cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 09:16:37 PM
SO ours got interrupted by a protester, but she soldiered on :thumbsup: rubschin:
Hang on........... rubschin:
Irony ......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 09:19:44 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2018, 09:29:14 PM
Nod is transfixed and is staying up for the voting. Says he has never seen anything like it.
Where is TG .......... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 10:05:33 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 10:41:44 PM
The world has gone mad!! It is rather amusing eveilgrin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2018, 04:03:00 PM
WHAT??
The world has gone mad!! It is rather amusing eveilgrin:
2nd ....... Banghead
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2018, 04:06:20 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2018, 08:26:55 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 08:28:02 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2018, 08:29:36 PM
DO you want me to send you a link? angel1No, we have all the sausages we need thank you.
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 08:32:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CziHrYYSyPc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CziHrYYSyPc)
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2018, 09:21:47 PM
Banghead
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 09:23:49 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2018, 10:03:24 PM
And I bought the beer
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 10:12:36 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2018, 10:21:28 PM
at least I can operate a corkscrew
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 10:30:07 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2018, 10:46:24 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32:
at least I can operate a corkscrew
And do a decent job of explaining how to use one..... whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2018, 03:12:00 AM
DO you want me to send you a link? angel1No, we have all the sausages we need thank you.
drumroll:
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2018, 03:12:15 AM
sad32: sad32: sad32:
at least I can operate a corkscrew
And do a decent job of explaining how to use one..... whistle:
happy001
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2018, 04:54:46 AM
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2018, 07:43:10 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2019, 07:15:27 PM
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2019, 07:16:31 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2019, 09:35:15 PM
https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/ (https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/)
based purely on looks (did you expect me to listen?) I vote Romania with Serbia as a back stop
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2019, 09:36:57 PM
phew!
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2019, 09:43:37 PM
Cyprus entry is crap.......... noooo:
They are though....... eeek:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2019, 09:46:36 PM
Well break out the vintage Blue Nun and celebrateCyprus entry is crap.......... noooo:
They are though....... eeek:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 12:22:28 AM
Full entry list
https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/ (https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/)
based purely on looks (did you expect me to listen?) I vote Romania with Serbia as a back stop
The entry from Iceland is...................interesting... eeek:
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2019, 09:06:25 AM
And bonkersFull entry list
https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/ (https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-05-14/eurovision-2019-acts-songs-country-contestants/)
based purely on looks (did you expect me to listen?) I vote Romania with Serbia as a back stop
The entry from Iceland is...................interesting... eeek:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2019, 04:35:02 PM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2019, 05:03:07 PM
I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2019, 07:39:58 AM
I think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2019, 07:46:05 AM
The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2019, 08:07:35 AM
The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool
Apparently the only reason the UK came last was because of Brexit... lol:
Madonna has reached the point where she either has to accept that she has aged and reinvent herself accordingly or turn into even more of a parody of her 20 year old self.
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2019, 08:57:28 AM
The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool
Brilliant, you suffered so we didn't have to... worthy:
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2019, 09:08:45 AM
Nah not Brexit, nor even lingering Iraq feelings but so many nations hate that we (and Germany etc) are big successful nations and they aren't and even more that they know we produce so much excellent music year after year but offer up such insulting dross for our Eurovision entries.The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool
Apparently the only reason the UK came last was because of Brexit... lol:
Madonna has reached the point where she either has to accept that she has aged and reinvent herself accordingly or turn into even more of a parody of her 20 year old self.
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2019, 09:12:06 AM
angel1The whole thing was utter shite even on fast forward. My only vestigial interest was whether I'd get the family sweepstake prize for Belarus coming last. But the UK's dreary effort (if that's the word) out losered them so that was £30 I missed out onI think I will give this a miss this year. It is all just too exciting noooo: noooo:Wise
I'll record it, and fast forward through it just before the voting
Might watch Madge but she ain't the looker she once was
If the clip of her at the show I saw is anything to go by not even autotune can help her hit the right notes... noooo:
It long lost any merit and sadly it's just not funny any more and Madge's awful rendition of the classic Like a Prayer was the turd in the whole fetid swimming pool
Brilliant, you suffered so we didn't have to... worthy:
We timed it so we wouldn't have to watch any of it live and then the sods over ran so we had to watch much of the voting live. Was funny when Germany got not a single point from the actual audience voting and nor should they.
As ever the Enosis conspiracy meant Greece and Cyprus licked each other's arses with douze points each but even that's not funny anymore, just predictably boring.
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2020, 09:16:01 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8029535/French-Eurovision-song-denounced-countrys-culture-minister-using-English-lyrics.html
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2020, 05:25:58 AM
So apparently France's culture minister is throwing a tantrum because their entry into this years Eurovision has English lyrics. happy002
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8029535/French-Eurovision-song-denounced-countrys-culture-minister-using-English-lyrics.html
happy001
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2020, 10:28:04 AM
And it scores low noooo:, why do Americans just not do facts?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53217853
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2021, 11:36:45 AM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2021, 11:56:51 AM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2021, 12:00:24 PM
Do we really care anymore?
Cypriots do! lol:
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2021, 12:19:09 PM
Do we really care anymore?
Cypriots do! lol:
Is it tonight ...... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2021, 12:28:15 PM
Do we really care anymore?
Cypriots do! lol:
Is it tonight ...... rubschin:
Semi final tonight...
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2021, 01:54:19 PM
Do we really care anymore?Anymore?
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2021, 01:57:56 PM
Do we really care anymore?Anymore?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2021, 03:55:31 PM
redface: I blame those AmericunsDo we really care anymore?Anymore?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2021, 10:26:47 PM
Do we really care anymore?
Cypriots do! lol:
Is it tonight ...... rubschin:
Semi final tonight...
(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/Eurovision-2021-bingo-3058822.jpg?r=1621371017409)
whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2021, 03:59:51 AM
Do we really care anymore?
Cypriots do! lol:
Is it tonight ...... rubschin:
Semi final tonight...
(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/Eurovision-2021-bingo-3058822.jpg?r=1621371017409)
whistle:
lol: lol: lol: Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2021, 05:52:28 AM
Through to the final... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2021, 08:32:29 AM
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 01:48:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRpjHHu8ivVWs73uxHlWwFA
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2021, 07:21:51 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 07:23:52 PM
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 07:24:20 PM
.Lost for words eh?
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 07:25:09 PM
The Cyprus one ..was very "Lady GaGa" ...... rubschin:Very but Gaga has gone shite and your local lady scrubs up well as put on a good performance
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 07:25:24 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 07:26:45 PM
The Cyprus one ..was very "Lady GaGa" ...... rubschin:Very but Gaga has gone shite and your local lady scrubs up well as put on a good performance
I would ...... redface:
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 07:27:38 PM
Belgium ..is that Lulu ....... eeek: rubschin:Looks like it
Her song gets better every listen, won't win
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 07:28:01 PM
Post by: TG on May 22, 2021, 07:42:38 PM
Nice to see u all again. whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 07:47:18 PM
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 07:52:06 PM
UK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 08:05:07 PM
UK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
Thumbs:
Iceland proper Eurovision song .. Thumbs: naff but good naff....
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 08:14:38 PM
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 08:16:40 PM
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 08:16:59 PM
Krauts ..catchy .. rubschin:Utterly dreadful
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 08:18:22 PM
It was appalling not helped by having Velma from Scoobydoo on stageUK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
Thumbs:
Iceland proper Eurovision song .. Thumbs: naff but good naff....
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/Velma_Dinkley.png)
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 08:29:54 PM
we've got two threads running Angry9:
whistle:
Wait till BM wakes up ...... Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on May 23, 2021, 04:45:12 AM
Good evening all.
Nice to see u all again. whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Post by: Just One More on May 23, 2021, 04:55:04 AM
UK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
They interviewed him yesterday and he said he hopes to improve on last times score (setting the bar high ;-) where we came last with nil points
Well done him for equalling it happy001
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2021, 05:00:04 AM
UK ..poor man's Ed Sherran ...... rubschin:Literally John Newman's lesser talented brother
They interviewed him yesterday and he said he hopes to improve on last years score (setting the bar high ;-) where we came last with nil points
Well done him for equalling it happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2022, 06:43:56 PM
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2022, 07:06:46 PM
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)As Tesco say 'every little helps' And remember what happened in South Africa
And we may regard Eurovision as a joke but it's serious to some esp in Eastern Europe. Had they been allowed to participate it would have been touted as international acceptance that their action was OK
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2022, 07:27:58 PM
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2022, 11:03:29 PM
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Just had a row online with a mong ......she suggested "we" use all the big "Russian" homes owned here to house Ukrainian refugees ....... noooo:
I pointed out that all the owners may not be at fault.... ::)....and that living on an Island that is still half occupied maybe we should start closer to home ...
Then suggested using stamford bridge ... Thumbs:
At which point she explained that she lived in Cyprus not UK ( I knew that from location on her post noooo: )...and she was unaware of any occupation here ... noooo:
at which point I just gave up ..... ;D noooo: noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2022, 11:21:00 PM
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Just had a row online with a mong ......she suggested "we" use all the big "Russian" homes owned here to house Ukrainian refugees ....... noooo:
I pointed out that all the owners may not be at fault.... ::)....and that living on an Island that is still half occupied maybe we should start closer to home ...
Then suggested using stamford bridge ... Thumbs:
At which point she explained that she lived in Cyprus not UK ( I knew that from location on her post noooo: )...and she was unaware of any occupation here ... noooo:
at which point I just gave up ..... ;D noooo: noooo:
If you are giving up that easily then I have 3 words for you Apey.. Unleash..................THE NICK!!! eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2022, 06:36:12 AM
I see RUssia has been booted out of Eurovision. Putin must be regretting this invasion ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Just had a row online with a mong ......she suggested "we" use all the big "Russian" homes owned here to house Ukrainian refugees ....... noooo:
I pointed out that all the owners may not be at fault.... ::)....and that living on an Island that is still half occupied maybe we should start closer to home ...
Then suggested using stamford bridge ... Thumbs:
At which point she explained that she lived in Cyprus not UK ( I knew that from location on her post noooo: )...and she was unaware of any occupation here ... noooo:
at which point I just gave up ..... ;D noooo: noooo:
noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 13, 2022, 10:35:07 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2022, 11:04:38 AM
If Ukraine don't win I'll eat me boater.
;D ;D
noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2022, 11:22:46 AM
If Ukraine don't win I'll eat me boater.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2022, 12:22:59 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/K1nQy081/280301883-1632064483841614-357610396682014748-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/K1nQy081)
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2022, 12:28:59 PM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/K1nQy081/280301883-1632064483841614-357610396682014748-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/K1nQy081)
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 13, 2022, 12:34:38 PM
lol: lol:lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/K1nQy081/280301883-1632064483841614-357610396682014748-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/K1nQy081)
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2022, 12:41:08 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2022, 12:57:04 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/K1nQy081/280301883-1632064483841614-357610396682014748-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/K1nQy081)
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2022, 07:01:58 AM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2022, 07:25:40 AM
All nice and ready like :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2022, 08:52:34 AM
(so still no incentive to watch)
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2022, 12:34:08 PM
I have UK in the family sweepstake, Mrs K has Lithuania
(so still no incentive to watch)
I hope she gets well soon ..... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2022, 02:04:52 PM
drumroll:I have UK in the family sweepstake, Mrs K has Lithuania
(so still no incentive to watch)
I hope she gets well soon ..... rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on May 15, 2022, 07:10:48 AM
drumroll:I have UK in the family sweepstake, Mrs K has Lithuania
(so still no incentive to watch)
I hope she gets well soon ..... rubschin:
drumroll: drumroll:
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2022, 11:45:27 AM
Post by: Just One More on May 15, 2022, 01:06:15 PM
Anyway I am now £10 richer :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2022, 10:21:16 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/xJC59GHN/281198831-562788038615275-5850975393606961969-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/xJC59GHN)
Post by: apc2010 on May 16, 2022, 10:36:26 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/xJC59GHN/281198831-562788038615275-5850975393606961969-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/xJC59GHN)
Thumbs: (where do you find them whistle: ).....
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2022, 12:47:04 PM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/xJC59GHN/281198831-562788038615275-5850975393606961969-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/xJC59GHN)
Thumbs: (where do you find them whistle: ).....
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2023, 12:28:37 AM
Isn't this one of the precursors of the apocalypse? scared2:
https://www.politico.eu/article/john-lydon-rotten-sex-pistols-eurovision-song-2023-hawaii/
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2023, 06:16:27 AM
Johnny Rotten wants to represent Britain this year? eeek:
Isn't this one of the precursors of the apocalypse? scared2:
https://www.politico.eu/article/john-lydon-rotten-sex-pistols-eurovision-song-2023-hawaii/
eeek:
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2023, 12:10:19 PM
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2023, 10:45:40 AM
But I get £25 if they come last rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2023, 10:49:57 AM
Seems these are the host presenters. The one on the right (apparently called Hannah Waddingham) would scare small children and some big ones too
(https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2023/04/428830-b5a284f.jpg?quality=90&webp=true&resize=1750,1167)
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2023, 10:53:14 AM
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2023, 12:17:10 PM
Cyprus are in it! eeek:God knows how but at least it's on first so we can have a laugh and go back to doing something enjoyable
Or you could watch here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Y5E8_kYsQ
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2023, 01:47:12 PM
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2023, 04:50:17 PM
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2023, 06:48:47 AM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2023, 09:47:56 AM
prolly already spent though cry:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2023, 02:24:50 PM
Mrs K won the family sweepstake £25 Party001:
prolly already spent though cry:
happy100