Post by: Just One More on April 03, 2008, 05:57:41 AM
CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a piss before the film starts.
RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few piles of dog shit in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.
SOLDIERS Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint.
MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.
BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.
EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.
MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound three notches above the volume you desire; then your wife will turn it down three notches. This will save you arguing and you have the desired volume in the first place
GAMBLERS. For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail.
BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching.
BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness.
DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.
PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again, this doesn't work if the burglars work during the day.
CAR thieves Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.
DEPRESSED people. Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help', simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc.
MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
SINGLE men Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Next with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
ALCOHOLICS don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.
McDonald's Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows by chavs.
WOMEN Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a toss anyway and you could use the saved energy after you've been shagged to do the ironing and washing up.
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2008, 05:15:49 PM
Post by: Just One More on August 01, 2013, 04:42:40 AM
SKATEBOARDERS. Next time you come to a set of steps with a handrail in the middle, pick up your skateboard in one hand, grasp the handrail with the other and carefully walk down the steps. This way it won't be quite as painful on your bollocks.
KIDS. THREADING a piece of string through a ping pong ball and painting it brown is ideal for a fun game of conkers that conforms with the 1974 Health & Safety Act, section 52, paragraph c.
DRIVERS. When the salesgirl in your local petrol station holds your banknote up to the light, simply wink at her, laughingly telling her "the ink's still wet!" Trust me, she won't have heard this one before, and you might even get a shag.
NURSING home staff. Modify a bathtub by attaching roller skates to the bottom, and next time you give an old man a bath, roll him down a country lane for some 'Last of the Summer Wine' style fun.
RATS. IMPROVE your image by attaching a small brush to your arse and pretending to be a squirrel.
POTHOLERS. Take a tip from cats and avoid getting stuck in holes by growing a moustache to the exact width of your body.
BANANA LOVERS. Buy your bananas in bunches of 5 on Sunday. Then arrange them in order of ripeness and write a day of the week on each banana in felt pen, Monday on the ripest, Friday on the greenest, to save time making those decisions on a hectic weekday morning.
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 05:44:38 AM
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2013, 07:31:11 AM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 07:43:59 AM
ACTORS. Improve your chances of landing a role in a Tim Burton film by being Helena Bonham-Carter.
COMMUTERS. Give away the sad fact that your life consists of nothing but grinding routine by standing in the exact spot on the platform where the train doors will be when the service arrives.
Post by: Just One More on August 01, 2013, 09:08:19 AM
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2013, 09:27:19 AM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 09:30:04 AM
HOUSEHOLDERS. Store yellow crayons, broken pencils, dried up biros and highlighters somewhere handy. I keep mine in a jar by the telephone.
DRIVERS. Overcome boredom on motorway journeys by closing your eyes for as long as you dare, then daring yourself to close them for longer.
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 11:03:36 AM
B&Q. WHY not replace the ten permanently unmanned checkouts in your stores with more sales shelving, giving your customers a wider range of products they can queue up for half an hour to pay for.
WHEN COOKING spaghetti, tie all the ends together. That way you can eat it in one long suck, eliminating the drudgery of washing up knives and forks.
Growler would have liked that second one.... sad24:
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 01, 2013, 11:49:51 AM
Excellent. What a way to begin the day. Mucho smileyo. :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 12:12:29 PM
BOIL AN egg to perfection without costly eggtimers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell he to take the egg out the pan.
HEALTH SERVICE managers. Save millions by replacing the costly 'NHS Direct' service with a simple recorded message that says, "It's probably OK, but if it doesn't start getting better, pop along to Accident and Emergency."
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2013, 04:35:32 PM
PHILANTHROPISTS. Be careful when giving street alcoholics money for 'a cup of tea' as some of the less scrupulous ones may be tempted to spend it on strong liquor.
BOIL AN egg to perfection without costly eggtimers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell he to take the egg out the pan.
HEALTH SERVICE managers. Save millions by replacing the costly 'NHS Direct' service with a simple recorded message that says, "It's probably OK, but if it doesn't start getting better, pop along to Accident and Emergency."
AFFS! cussing:
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 04:43:01 PM
WIG WEARERS. Don't waste money on new wigs. Simply turn your old ones round for the 'boy band' look.
PARENTS. Baffle everyone your baby daughter will ever meet by calling her 'Shivorn' but insist it is pronounced 'Sea O'Ban'.
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 04:59:22 PM
happy001
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 05:07:32 PM
CONTESTANTS on Bullseye. Give your address as the Moon, that way, if you lose, your 'bus fare home' will amount to several million pounds.
MONKS. CONDUCT a life of celibacy and emotional solitude without joining a monastery by simply living with my wife. It's more comfortable and you'll be able to watch TV and use the internet.
REDUCE THE risk of night time fire by soaking all your furniture with a hosepipe before going to bed.
HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fuck off.
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2013, 05:07:59 PM
FATTIES. Avoid your torso being surreptitiously filmed and used in a BBC news report about Britain's obesity problem by always wearing a T-shirt with 'All Newsreaders are Cunts' written on it.
happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2013, 05:09:42 PM
BLIND PEOPLE. Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
CONTESTANTS on Bullseye. Give your address as the Moon, that way, if you lose, your 'bus fare home' will amount to several million pounds.
MONKS. CONDUCT a life of celibacy and emotional solitude without joining a monastery by simply living with my wife. It's more comfortable and you'll be able to watch TV and use the internet.
REDUCE THE risk of night time fire by soaking all your furniture with a hosepipe before going to bed.
HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fuck off.
AFFS! cussing:
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 05:15:38 PM
VACUUM CLEANER manufacturers. Put a smiley face on your machines. It really makes us laugh at six o'clock in the morning when the lead gets tangled around chair legs and keeps overbalancing.
BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90°, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2013, 05:18:33 PM
SHOE BOMBERS. Increase your payload by becoming a clown.
VACUUM CLEANER manufacturers. Put a smiley face on your machines. It really makes us laugh at six o'clock in the morning when the lead gets tangled around chair legs and keeps overbalancing.
BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90°, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.
Is this a game where you keep coming up with AFFS? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
SHOE BOMBERS. Increase your payload by becoming a clown.
VACUUM CLEANER manufacturers. Put a smiley face on your machines. It really makes us laugh at six o'clock in the morning when the lead gets tangled around chair legs and keeps overbalancing.
BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90°, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.
Is this a game where you keep coming up with AFFS? rubschin:
Bollox - I won't post any more.... evil:
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2013, 05:35:23 PM
SHOE BOMBERS. Increase your payload by becoming a clown.
VACUUM CLEANER manufacturers. Put a smiley face on your machines. It really makes us laugh at six o'clock in the morning when the lead gets tangled around chair legs and keeps overbalancing.
BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90°, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.
Is this a game where you keep coming up with AFFS? rubschin:
Bollox - I won't post any more.... evil:
Nope, do not stop. Thumbs: Just try some original ones next time. whistle:
Post by: Just One More on August 01, 2013, 07:05:54 PM
THINKING of waterfalls and fountains is well known to help one urinate. Similarly, thinking of landslides and lorries unloading soil can help even the most constipated person clear their bowels.
FATTIES. Avoid your torso being surreptitiously filmed and used in a BBC news report about Britain's obesity problem by always wearing a T-shirt with 'All Newsreaders are Cunts' written on it.
happy001
CONTESTANTS on Bullseye. Give your address as the Moon, that way, if you lose, your 'bus fare home' will amount to several million pounds.
HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fuck off.
SHOE BOMBERS. Increase your payload by becoming a clown.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2013, 07:11:38 PM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 07:23:54 PM
INTERNET porn fans. Avoid tedious interruptions to wipe the screen by first covering it with several layers of cling film which can be torn off like F1 drivers do with their visors.
WAIT TILL your neighbours get into their car, then fool them into thinking the handbrake doesn't work by pulling their house backwards.
NICK. Park for free in any city centre by smashing the windows, pulling out the radio and attaching a 'Police Aware' sticker to the front windsreen. Long term parkers may wish to burn their vehicles out for greater effect.
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2013, 07:40:01 PM
OIL COMPANIES. Buy twenty quid's worth of groceries at Safeway and you'll be given a voucher for 20p off a litre of petrol. Send one of your tankers and fill it up with 20,000 litres and save 4 grand. Then sell it at your own petrol stations at the normal price. Safeway are in some disarray at present and are unlikely to work out your scam, and you won't have to rob your employees pension funds to shore up your profits.
INTERNET porn fans. Avoid tedious interruptions to wipe the screen by first covering it with several layers of cling film which can be torn off like F1 drivers do with their visors.
WAIT TILL your neighbours get into their car, then fool them into thinking the handbrake doesn't work by pulling their house backwards.
NICK. Park for free in any city centre by smashing the windows, pulling out the radio and attaching a 'Police Aware' sticker to the front windsreen. Long term parkers may wish to burn their vehicles out for greater effect.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2013, 07:40:53 PM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 07:41:44 PM
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 07:42:25 PM
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2013, 07:43:12 PM
SWAP YOUR wife's factor 35 sunblock for Brylcreem on the first day of your foreign holiday. Then when she's confined to the hotel bed with sunstroke, nip out and shag loads of birds from Manchester.
rubschin:
lol:
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 07:49:41 PM
DEATH ROW prisoners. Increase your life span by a few days by having your last meal delivered from Pizza Hut.
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 07:51:21 PM
TIRED OF being nagged to walk the dog? Pretend you've already taken it out by unrolling a turkey rasher out the side of its mouth whilst it lies by the fire to give it that shagged out look.
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 07:59:25 PM
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2013, 08:07:21 PM
MUSLIMS & JEWS avoid the supposed trauma of your children being accidentally fed gammon at school by having the dentist wire their jaws closed
CLASSIC MINI OWNERS avoid the endless expense of car repairs by selling your car as a project for a man in Cyprus
CARAVAN OWNERS end forever your social shame by letting that nice Mr Clarkson feature your 'van in a TV special
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 08:08:35 PM
^^^ happy001
MUSLIMS & JEWS avoid the supposed trauma of your children being accidentally fed gammon at school by having the dentist wire their jaws closed
CLASSIC MINI OWNERS avoid the endless expense of car repairs by selling your car as a project for a man in Cyprus
CARAVAN OWNERS end forever your social shame by letting that nice Mr Clarkson feature your 'van in a TV special
lol: lol: lol:
rubschin:
cussing:
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 08:09:17 PM
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2013, 08:12:26 PM
TOO DIM TO PLAY I SPY WITH YOUR KIDS play Irish I Spy instead. Get them to name an object and see if you can guess what letter it starts with
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2013, 08:15:00 PM
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2013, 08:15:51 PM
Post by: Just One More on September 12, 2013, 07:14:57 PM
Post by: Just One More on September 12, 2013, 07:15:29 PM
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:15:43 PM
AIR GUITAR players. Become Air-Ukulele players by shortening the distance between your hands. For that added Formby feeling, substitute head moshing with a cheeky smile and the occasional wink.
happy001
Post by: Just One More on September 12, 2013, 07:16:09 PM
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Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:17:46 PM
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:20:42 PM
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:21:15 PM
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:22:11 PM
happy001
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
Post by: Just One More on September 12, 2013, 07:28:21 PM
IF A MEMBER of your family suffers with Parkinson's disease, increase their self esteem and sense of worth by making sure they are the first to handle a new bottle of sauce at mealtimes.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:31:27 PM
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Post by: Just One More on September 12, 2013, 07:44:04 PM
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:44:52 PM
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:53:38 PM
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:54:27 PM
happy001
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:55:32 PM
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2013, 07:57:20 PM
;D
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Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 09:39:43 PM
SURPRISE your wife by tidying her underwear drawer when she's out. Try on stockings to check for ladders, and try on bras and suspenders to check for broken clasps. Keep defective lingerie hidden in the shed as it can be used to clean up paint or tie garden canes, etc.
lol: lol: lol: noooo:
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 09:40:57 PM
PUBLIC TOILET users. When you realise the person in the next cubicle is holding fire until you leave, simply open and close the toilet door without leaving. Their first plop can then be greeted with a huge cheer.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 09:42:07 PM
HOME OFFICE officials. Save the expense of sending David Blunkett on pricey trips to international conferences in South east Asia. Simply pop him in a flight simulator for eight hours, then sit him down in a sauna for two weeks feeding him chop suey flavoured Pot Noodles.
happy001
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 09:43:01 PM
DON'T WASTE money buying Lo-salt. Normal salt is the same height and twice as tasty.
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Post by: boogs on September 12, 2013, 09:46:36 PM
HOME OFFICE officials. Save the expense of sending David Blunkett on pricey trips to international conferences in South east Asia. Simply pop him in a flight simulator for eight hours, then sit him down in a sauna for two weeks feeding him chop suey flavoured Pot Noodles.
happy001 happy001
Post by: boogs on September 12, 2013, 09:47:40 PM
PLACING your penis in the bottom of your girlfriends popcorn box will give her a real shock at the cinema. Especially if you're at home watching football at the time.
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 09:49:12 PM
SWAP YOUR wife's factor 35 sunblock for Brylcreem on the first day of your foreign holiday. Then when she's confined to the hotel bed with sunstroke, nip out and shag loads of birds from Manchester.
rubschin:
lol: Thumbs:
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 09:50:28 PM
TOWN PLANNERS. Confuse commuters and pensioners by calling new developments 'Sorry this bus is not in service'.
happy001
Post by: boogs on September 12, 2013, 09:52:06 PM
SWAP YOUR husbands factor 35 sunblock for Brylcreem on the first day of your foreign holiday. Then when he's confined to the hotel bed with sunstroke, nip out and shag loads of blokes from anywhere .
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: lol:
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 09:52:30 PM
HOUSEWIVES. Look in the dictionary to find the difference between the words 'need' and 'want', then carefully choose the right one to use when talking about buying new dresses.
A Yiddish saying I think you might find.
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 09:54:27 PM
MCDONALD'S. Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: noooo:
Post by: boogs on September 12, 2013, 09:55:32 PM
MEN. MAKE women think you are a good lover by cutting scratches in your back with a fork before walking shirtless along the beach.
rubschin:
noooo: noooo: ::)
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2013, 10:54:49 PM
happy002 happy002 happy002PLACING your penis in the bottom of your girlfriends popcorn box will give her a real shock at the cinema. Especially if you're at home watching football at the time.
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2013, 10:59:10 PM
HOME OFFICE officials. Save the expense of sending David Blunkett on pricey trips to international conferences in South east Asia. Simply pop him in a flight simulator for eight hours, then sit him down in a sauna for two weeks feeding him chop suey flavoured Pot Noodles.Out of date internet jokers, get rid of that 2004 feeling by reading a newspaper and find out about what's happened in the last 9 years.
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2013, 11:08:41 PM
HOME OFFICE officials. Save the expense of sending David Blunkett on pricey trips to international conferences in South east Asia. Simply pop him in a flight simulator for eight hours, then sit him down in a sauna for two weeks feeding him chop suey flavoured Pot Noodles.Out of date internet jokers, get rid of that 2004 feeling by reading a newspaper and find out about what's happened in the last 9 years.
noooo:
Give him his 15 mins. Thumbs:
Post by: miss Tchevious on September 13, 2013, 03:14:26 PM
happy002 happy002 happy002PLACING your penis in the bottom of your girlfriends popcorn box will give her a real shock at the cinema. Especially if you're at home watching football at the time.
happy001
happy001 happy001
total wine meets keyboard moment. outstanding!!!
Post by: apc2010 on October 14, 2013, 05:13:47 PM
If they halve the cost of a fine, they'll only lose £15 million......... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2013, 05:17:59 PM
Councils say they're losing £30 million a year in unpaid parking fines...Thumbs:
If they halve the cost of a fine, they'll only lose £15 million......... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2013, 06:02:51 AM
Councils say they're losing £30 million a year in unpaid parking fines...
If they halve the cost of a fine, they'll only lose £15 million......... Thumbs:
happ096
Post by: Just One More on November 15, 2013, 06:48:45 AM
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Post by: Just One More on November 15, 2013, 06:52:02 AM
Gentlemen, to impress the ladies even more, increase the size of the photograph from A4 to A3 size
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Post by: Barman on November 15, 2013, 06:57:39 AM
Forum users, ensure you beat last November's statistics by posting lots of top-tips separately redface:
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2013, 11:31:32 AM
Forum users, ensure you beat last November's statistics by posting lots of top-tips separately redface:
happy001
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2013, 11:50:32 AM
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2013, 12:00:54 PM
Forum users, avoid fucking up the 'Good Morning' thread by actually logging-in before mid afternoon.
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on November 15, 2013, 01:14:02 PM
Forum users, ensure you beat last November's statistics by posting lots of top-tips separately redface::thumbsup:
Brilliant collection today JOM happy002 happy002 :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on November 15, 2013, 01:55:51 PM
Forum users, avoid fucking up the 'Good Morning' thread by actually logging-in before mid afternoon.
Not my fault I was gubbed redface:
Post by: boogs on November 15, 2013, 01:56:44 PM
Forum users, ensure you beat last November's statistics by posting lots of top-tips separately redface::thumbsup:
Brilliant collection today JOM happy002 happy002 :thumbsup:
<<< Wot Steve said JOM :thumbsup:>>>>
Post by: Landlady on November 16, 2013, 03:18:49 PM
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2013, 03:22:34 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
Post by: Landlady on November 16, 2013, 03:24:04 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well pathead:
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2013, 03:33:54 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well pathead:
I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... sad24:
Post by: Landlady on November 16, 2013, 03:36:13 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well pathead:
I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... sad24:
crash:
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2013, 03:58:14 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
noooo:
Post by: boogs on November 16, 2013, 05:01:50 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well pathead:
I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... sad24:
char090 of course you would ..... ::)
Not sure it will happen tho ...... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2013, 05:03:51 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well pathead:
I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... sad24:
Amazon.......... Thumbs:
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 16, 2013, 05:10:20 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well pathead:
I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... sad24:
Amazon.......... Thumbs:
There's a link at the bottom of the page! Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2013, 06:30:14 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well pathead:
I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... sad24:
char090 of course you would ..... ::)
Not sure it will happen tho ...... rubschin:
[panto] oh yes it will! [/panto]
Post by: boogs on November 16, 2013, 06:37:58 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
evil:
Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well pathead:
I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... sad24:
char090 of course you would ..... ::)
Not sure it will happen tho ...... rubschin:
[panto] oh yes it will! [/panto]
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2013, 06:39:09 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
Or if you are that cack handed you can always fork out for a waterproof armoured case beforehand. whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on November 16, 2013, 06:43:27 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
Or if you are that cack handed you can always fork out for a waterproof armoured case beforehand. whistle:
Top tip........ Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 09:29:49 AM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
Come on, who'd be daft enough to do that whistle:
Post by: Landlady on November 17, 2013, 01:47:01 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
Come on, who'd be daft enough to do that whistle:
Will try and make a claim on the contents insurance tomorrow evil:
Does it sound better to say he did it, or shall I say the CAT did whistle:
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 02:20:04 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:42:03 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
Come on, who'd be daft enough to do that whistle:
Will try and make a claim on the contents insurance tomorrow evil:
Does it sound better to say he did it, or shall I say the CAT did whistle:
Definitely the cat. Experience has shown me that pussy is to blame for many of the wrongs around here
^^^ I suppose it should have really been preceded by a horn:
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:42:38 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:43:08 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:43:40 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:44:03 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:44:26 PM
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 02:52:30 PM
ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please.":thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 02:52:52 PM
MAKE YOUR own cherry tomatoes by watering beefsteak tomato plants with bonsai feed.
:thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 02:53:16 PM
ROYALS. To save embarrassment caused by Prince Harry's constant indiscretions, why not simply admit that he is the son of major James Hewitt, and therefore nothing to do with you.
:thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 02:53:52 PM
SCULPTORS. When designing a new statue for your city centre, why not add a stone traffic cone to its head to discourage pissed students from risking death at 3.00 am.
:thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 02:54:57 PM
HOUSEWIVES. Make the normally mundane task of switching the central heating on a little more exciting by singing 'The heating's on' to the tune of 80s hit The Heat is On by Glen Frey as you are doing it.
:thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 02:56:04 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 03:13:06 PM
:thumbsup: That has added a few posts .....
:thumbsup:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on November 17, 2013, 03:55:45 PM
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2013, 03:58:32 PM
Post by: Landlady on November 17, 2013, 04:19:01 PM
ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2013, 04:21:45 PM
ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 04:40:21 PM
Bob Martin. Make your dog-poo bags out of gossamer thin biodegradable plastic as it is environmentally friendly and dog owners don't mind the regular breakages and "poo finger". >:(
Oh nooes .... scared2:
Post by: Baldy on November 17, 2013, 04:50:40 PM
ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on November 17, 2013, 04:52:19 PM
ROYALS. To save embarrassment caused by Prince Harry's constant indiscretions, why not simply admit that he is the son of major James Hewitt, and therefore nothing to do with you.
lol: lol: lol:
Prince H for King methinks. Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 07:15:41 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 07:16:03 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 07:16:57 PM
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 07:38:54 PM
HOMELESS people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog.
lol: lol: lol:
Might use that one day :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 07:40:15 PM
CAR OWNERS. Dissuade humorous neighbours from saying 'you can do mine next!' when you're cleaning your car by keeping a hammer in your pocket and starting to batter your windscreen when you see them approaching.
I say that sometimes... redface: redface:
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 07:43:00 PM
SURPRISE your wife by tidying her underwear drawer when she's out. Try on stockings to check for ladders, and try on bras and suspenders to check for broken clasps. Keep defective lingerie hidden in the shed as it can be used to clean up paint or tie garden canes, etc.
That's worrying eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 17, 2013, 08:51:57 PM
Bob Martin. Make your dog-poo bags out of gossamer thin biodegradable plastic as it is environmentally friendly and dog owners don't mind the regular breakages and "poo finger". >:(
Oh nooes .... scared2:
Boogs, don't put you hand near your mouth.... Oh!
Post by: boogs on November 17, 2013, 09:30:48 PM
Bob Martin. Make your dog-poo bags out of gossamer thin biodegradable plastic as it is environmentally friendly and dog owners don't mind the regular breakages and "poo finger". >:(
Oh nooes .... scared2:
Boogs, don't put you hand near your mouth.... Oh!
Ohhhh Tipsy sick2: sick2: sick2:
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2013, 10:17:26 AM
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2013, 10:19:44 AM
Do not start a both running and then get involved in a long phone call evil:
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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 19, 2013, 12:28:44 PM
Post by: boogs on November 19, 2013, 02:56:43 PM
Do not start a both running and then get involved in a long phone call evil:
eeek:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2013, 07:06:28 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2013, 07:41:56 AM
In summer I switch to wearing cooler and more hygienic stockings and suspenders. :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2013, 07:42:19 AM
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2013, 07:42:43 AM
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 07:47:46 AM
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2013, 08:49:04 AM
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2013, 12:22:23 PM
MAKE YOUR OWN GLITTER: by individually wrapping grains of salt in tin foil.
Would this work with sugar....? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2013, 12:23:25 PM
Post by: boogs on November 25, 2013, 11:23:22 PM
Only if you want to make pearls ::)
noooo: sequins
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2013, 09:25:25 AM
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2013, 11:20:47 AM
When hoovering your computer keyboard be sure that you don't let any of the keys get hoovered up redface:
Not the 'Any Key'....? scared2:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 28, 2013, 11:24:28 AM
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2013, 12:06:55 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2013, 12:08:50 PM
Parents: Protect your children from sexual predators and sadists by not naming them after letters of the alphabet.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2013, 12:13:50 PM
Parents: Protect your children from sexual predators and sadists by not naming them after letters of the alphabet.
;D ;D ;D ;D
I made that one up like! Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on December 21, 2013, 12:14:44 PM
Parents: Protect your children from sexual predators and sadists by not naming them after letters of the alphabet.
;D ;D ;D ;D
I made that one up like! Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 05:36:35 PM
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 05:37:39 PM
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 05:38:30 PM
I find the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 05:39:51 PM
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Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 05:41:28 PM
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Post by: Just One More on December 21, 2013, 05:42:10 PM
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2013, 06:53:10 PM
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2013, 09:11:32 PM
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2013, 09:23:24 PM
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 04:29:35 PM
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 04:33:26 PM
If you feel like a yummy snack do not rummage about in a cupboard and pull out some pickled chillis and then eat one whole like evil: scorchio: scorchio: scorchio: scorchio: scorchio: scorchio: scorchio: NickSick
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Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 04:37:40 PM
Post by: Baldy on January 02, 2014, 04:41:33 PM
Even my eyebrows are hot evil:
Missed your mouth did you? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2014, 04:44:31 PM
Even my eyebrows are hot evil:
Euphemism #3645
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2014, 04:49:10 PM
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2014, 05:08:08 PM
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 02, 2014, 06:26:39 PM
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:25:07 AM
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Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:26:09 AM
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Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:27:12 AM
MALES. IF stuck for something to talk about with other equally awkward males at social gatherings, simply pipe up about a random A road or motorway that you crossed on your journey and mention that it was 'quite busy.' This will spark off an exchange of similar road themed anecdotes that should last until hometime.
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:27:38 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:28:02 AM
RACISTS. Convince others that you are not a racist by saying 'I'm not a racist, but...' before saying something racist.
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:28:25 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:28:52 AM
FELLAS. Pretend that you are TV's Anthony McPartlin out of Ant and Dec, by looking at yourself in the back of a spoon.
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:29:15 AM
A GUINEA pig makes an ideal paint roller for your next home make over. Use a mouse for areas that need finer detail.
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:29:36 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:30:00 AM
LADIES. Cause unnecessary congestion at petrol forecourts by waiting for the pumps on the side nearest your petrol cap, as the 9-foot long hose may not reach round your 5-foot wide hatchback.
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:30:22 AM
DRIVERS. If you catch a service station assistant drinking from a bottle of water, simply wink at her, laughingly asking if it's vodka. Even the most difficult day will be lightened by your chirpy humour.
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:30:44 AM
LADIES. When treating genital thrush, always ensure you use natural bio-yoghurt and not raspberry flavoured Munch Bunch.
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:31:13 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:31:37 AM
DOG OWNERS. Keep a plastic bag full of excrement behind the kitchen door. When you exercise the dog, take it with you to save collecting a new lot each time.
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:32:01 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:32:23 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:32:44 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:33:02 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:33:39 AM
(I always wondered about that as a kid)
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2014, 07:34:07 AM
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2014, 11:29:51 AM
GIRLS. GET those old 70's bell-bottoms from the wardrobe, cut the legs off and sew them back on upside down. They will then fit you once more.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2014, 11:35:16 AM
TOURETTES sufferers with an interest in Victoriana. Simply replace shouting 'fuck', 'cunt' and 'wanker' with 'poppycock' , 'fiddlesticks' and 'balderdash' to recreate an authentic Victorian experience.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2014, 11:35:55 AM
FELLAS. Pretend that you are TV's Anthony McPartlin out of Ant and Dec, by looking at yourself in the back of a spoon.
happy001
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2014, 11:37:45 AM
BIRD FLU could be quickly and easily eradicated by adding a few drops of Lemsip or Daynurse to birdbaths. Obviously, you would have to put Nightnurse in the birdbaths for owls.
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Post by: Barman on January 08, 2014, 11:57:25 AM
BIRD FLU could be quickly and easily eradicated by adding a few drops of Lemsip or Daynurse to birdbaths. Obviously, you would have to put Nightnurse in the birdbaths for owls.
lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
I liked the cheese one too! Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2014, 01:43:48 PM
CYCLISTS. Avoid getting a sore arse by simply placing a naan bread over your saddle. This will comfort your ride and when you return home, hey presto! A warm snack. . . .. . .for your partner.
All excellent JOM lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2014, 02:55:21 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 08, 2014, 09:12:31 PM
GIRLS. GET those old 70's bell-bottoms from the wardrobe, cut the legs off and sew them back on upside down. They will then fit you once more.
lol: lol: lol:
lol: :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2014, 02:16:33 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2014, 02:18:32 PM
When visiting Nottingham Library do not leave your frothingly angry pit bull tied up in the main entrance cussing: cussing: cussing:
You dog walking already...... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2014, 02:20:13 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 20, 2014, 02:22:59 PM
Not mine you mong cussing: cussing: cussing:
Well if you have left it at home it's gonna break your TV....... noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2014, 02:25:05 PM
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:20:09 PM
SHOW your wife that you're still an old romantic at heart by scattering the ironing board with rose petals.
MASK the fact that you're socially inept when in the company of strangers by pissing about on your mobile phone.
ANNOY MC Hammer by going to a museum with him, pointing at every exhibit and asking ‘can I touch this?’.
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:21:31 PM
RECREATE the joy of buying cinema popcorn by pouring melted butter over some polystyrene & setting fire to a £20 note.
TOASTED tea cakes make excellent hot cross buns for atheists.
SAVE money on holidays to Benidorm this year by listening to The Macarena whilst walking through Asda in socks and sandals.
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:23:22 PM
FIND OUT how loud your partner can scream by waking them up on an aeroplane flight wearing your life jacket and oxygen mask. happy001
THE POLYSTYRENE discs under frozen pizzas make ideal floating bathtime snack trays.
CONFUSE the Google Street View car by running alongside it dressed as a house.
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2014, 06:23:39 PM
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:25:12 PM
PREVENT neighbours from saying 'you can do mine next!' by simply washing every car and mowing every lawn on the street.
WOMEN. If there's enough room to spell "BOOTYLICIOUS" on the back of your shorts, It probably isn't. lol:
ENJOY the sophisticated ambience of a sushi bar by strapping some peeled fish fingers to a Scalextric car.
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:26:42 PM
RECREATE a family “Come Dine With Me” by rummaging through your mother’s knicker draw then slagging off her apple crumble. happy001 happy001
CONSERVE your smartphone battery life by getting into a loving relationship with another human being.
BARGAIN sofa hunters. If you missed the DFS December Sale, Double Discount Boxing Day Sale, January Clearance Sale and the February End of Winter Sale, don't worry - the Spring Sale starts in March.
ONE ARMED men. If your partner is thinking about getting breast implants, convince her to save money and only get one done.
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2014, 06:28:26 PM
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:30:31 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 24, 2014, 06:37:09 PM
Are we down on posts for January rubschin:
Yep..BM keeps annoying the guests,,,,,,,, noooo: even that bird who wanted to do an article..... noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2014, 06:46:52 PM
Are we down on posts for January rubschin:
Yep..BM keeps annoying the guests,,,,,,,, noooo: even that bird who wanted to do an article..... noooo:
redface:
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2014, 06:57:50 PM
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2014, 07:03:41 PM
All the above from JOM happy001
Don't encourage multi-posts.... evil:
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2014, 07:30:55 PM
Are we down on posts for January rubschin:
Yep..BM keeps annoying the guests,,,,,,,, noooo: even that bird who wanted to do an article..... noooo:
Ooh yes? rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I had forgot
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2014, 07:33:05 PM
Are we down on posts for January rubschin:
Yep..BM keeps annoying the guests,,,,,,,, noooo: even that bird who wanted to do an article..... noooo:
Ooh yes? rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I had forgot
Was it you? evil:
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2014, 07:33:42 PM
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2014, 07:42:32 PM
Nope
evil:
Post by: Just One More on January 25, 2014, 09:05:04 AM
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Post by: Just One More on January 25, 2014, 09:08:52 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 25, 2014, 09:09:23 AM
GET REVENGE on neighbours with dogs that bark all night by stealing the dog & putting it in YOUR garden to see how THEY like it.
MOTORISTS. Unless you've kidnapped it, nobody cares if you've got a child on board.
whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2014, 09:10:30 AM
COMMUTERS. Convince passing traffic you were on 'Come Dine With Me' by riding a black cab home and holding up laminated numbers happy001
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 09:15:10 AM
Post by: Steve on January 25, 2014, 11:46:19 AM
happy001 all excellent! Thumbs:oh yes
happy001 happy001
Would have been better if all in one post though ;)
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2014, 11:50:01 AM
A LADDER turned upside-down, can be used for climbing down things.
My fave! Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on March 22, 2014, 11:15:59 AM
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2014, 11:42:56 AM
Some of these belong in here ;) (http://www.tickld.com/x/20-laziest-things-that-students-have-ever-done-)
happy001
redface:
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2014, 05:31:16 AM
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2014, 05:32:25 AM
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2014, 05:33:16 AM
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2014, 05:34:03 AM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 05:34:19 AM
CASH STRAPPED police forces. The average police woman's uniform costs around £250. But Ann Summers shops do a wipe-clean one for under twenty. So save money and improve public relations in one stroke
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2014, 05:34:49 AM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 05:35:12 AM
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2014, 05:35:44 AM
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Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2014, 05:40:17 AM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 05:49:31 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2014, 06:56:44 AM
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2014, 07:51:23 AM
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 09:09:12 AM
happy001CASH STRAPPED police forces. The average police woman's uniform costs around £250. But Ann Summers shops do a wipe-clean one for under twenty. So save money and improve public relations in one stroke
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 09:10:47 AM
POST COUNT - Post top tips one by one to make the graph look better :thumbsup:spose that goes for replies too then
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2014, 09:11:43 AM
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 09:12:23 AM
JURY FOREMEN. Add suspense to a verdict by saying “We the jury find the defendant…” and then leave a two minute pause before delivering the outcome whilst another jury member plays a low roll on a kettle drum.drumroll:
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Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 09:13:07 AM
Men - attract bonkers women by pretending to be gay
Spank2:
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 09:13:28 AM
SHOE EXPRESS customers. Throw your purchases away and wear the boxes instead. They'll be harder-wearing, more stylish and better fitting.lol:
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 09:14:27 AM
DEAF PEOPLE. Wearing oven gloves outdoors is an ideal way to stop strangers from eavesdropping on your conversation.lol:
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 09:15:47 AM
MUMS. Confuse your children by mixing butter with their I can't Believe It's Not Butter. They won't know what to believe.
lol: lol: lol:
ah stuff this lol: lol: lol: to all the rest in JOM's latest batch :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 09:18:30 AM
Men - attract bonkers women by pretending to be gayrubschin:
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2014, 09:23:01 AM
Men - attract bonkers women by pretending to be gay
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 09:53:33 AM
Men - attract bonkers women by pretending to be gay
happy001
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 12:58:24 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 29, 2014, 05:18:40 PM
Men - attract bonkers women by pretending to be gay
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 05:20:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 05:26:59 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
You're liking that bum action aren't you...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 05:28:10 PM
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 05:57:40 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:Isn't your arm getting tired with all that spanking
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 05:58:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2014, 06:19:43 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:Isn't your arm getting tired with all that spanking
;D
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2014, 06:22:08 PM
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2014, 06:45:15 PM
horn: horn: horn:you noticed :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:21:50 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:22:19 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:22:49 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:23:14 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:23:42 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2014, 08:23:55 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:24:24 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:24:52 PM
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2014, 08:25:15 PM
ROPE makes excellent Dental floss if you're a guest on the Jeremy Kyle show.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:25:29 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:25:53 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:26:15 PM
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2014, 08:26:36 PM
BEFORE chopping onions always be sure to rub a teaspoonful of ‘No More Tears’ shampoo into your eyes.
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Post by: apc2010 on May 31, 2014, 08:26:46 PM
BE SURE to get a "memory book" for your baby so you can show them when they're older how your interest in them slowly dwindled.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:26:59 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 31, 2014, 08:27:15 PM
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2014, 08:27:33 PM
BBC. Follow the success of ‘Lambing Live’ with ‘Dogging Live’. You might have to show it a bit later though
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2014, 08:28:31 PM
BE SURE to get a "memory book" for your baby so you can show them when they're older how your interest in them slowly dwindled.
lol:
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2014, 11:09:58 PM
Post by: boogs on May 31, 2014, 11:16:42 PM
happy001 to the latest collection from JOM
:thumbsup: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2014, 08:15:55 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2014, 11:27:35 AM
When does your book come out?
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2014, 11:30:02 AM
worthy: As always.
When does your book come out?
One tip a page..... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2014, 12:13:51 PM
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2014, 06:12:41 AM
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2014, 06:34:37 AM
Top tip: if booking a staggeringly cheap holiday to a Muslim country FIRST check the dates of Ramadan evil:
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Post by: apc2010 on June 14, 2014, 11:32:48 AM
Top tip: if booking a staggeringly cheap holiday to a Muslim country FIRST check the dates of Ramadan evil:
noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2014, 11:39:29 AM
Top tip: if booking a staggeringly cheap holiday to a Muslim country FIRST check the dates of Ramadan evil:
noooo:
What is that saying about 'something sounding too good to be true'....? I forget now.... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2014, 11:41:15 AM
Post by: apc2010 on June 14, 2014, 11:50:56 AM
Top tip: if booking a staggeringly cheap holiday to a Muslim country FIRST check the dates of Ramadan evil:
noooo:
What is that saying about 'something sounding too good to be true'....? I forget now.... rubschin:
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2014, 11:51:38 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2014, 01:36:58 PM
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2014, 01:39:11 PM
It would be a 'pig in a poke' if they had any pigs. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2014, 06:29:18 PM
It would be a 'pig in a poke' if they had any pigs. whistle:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2014, 11:25:24 PM
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2014, 05:34:26 AM
WHEN a checkout lady asks you if you have a ‘Bag for Life’, don’t show them your scrotum.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on November 26, 2014, 02:45:42 PM
WHEN a checkout lady asks you if you have a ‘Bag for Life’, don’t show them your scrotum.
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2014, 06:20:11 PM
WHEN a checkout lady asks you if you have a ‘Bag for Life’, don’t show them your scrotum.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:34:15 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:34:51 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:35:25 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:35:55 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:36:44 AM
Apey :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:37:11 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:37:42 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:38:10 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:38:38 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:39:05 AM
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:39:49 AM
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2014, 07:41:27 AM
Especially....
Quote
HUGELY improve the processing speed of your PC by burying your head in your hands and whispering "Come on, for fuck's sake."
redface:
Post by: Just One More on December 03, 2014, 07:48:52 AM
happy001
Especially....QuoteHUGELY improve the processing speed of your PC by burying your head in your hands and whispering "Come on, for fuck's sake."
redface:
redface: redface: But it works every time like redface: redface: redface:
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2014, 07:54:10 AM
happy001
Especially....QuoteHUGELY improve the processing speed of your PC by burying your head in your hands and whispering "Come on, for fuck's sake."
redface:
redface: redface: But it works every time like redface: redface: redface:
lol: lol: lol:
It is exactly what I say too.... I must have read it in a manual somewhere.... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2014, 08:55:13 AM
Post by: Baldy on December 03, 2014, 10:38:56 AM
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2014, 01:39:05 PM
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2014, 06:49:36 AM
Top Tip: Always have a spare pump..... whistle:
I have got one. Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2014, 09:27:12 AM
Top Tip: Always have a spare pump..... whistle:
I have got one. Thumbs:
Same as Hitler?
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2014, 10:07:04 AM
Top Tip: Always have a spare pump..... whistle:
I have got one. Thumbs:
Same as Hitler?
;D
Post by: Just One More on January 08, 2015, 07:52:09 AM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2015, 07:53:27 AM
Save time and conversation in the first week of January by having, "Yes I did, did you?" tattooed on your forehead
happy001
Post by: Steve on January 08, 2015, 09:33:55 AM
lol: lol: lol:Save time and conversation in the first week of January by having, "Yes I did, did you?" tattooed on your forehead
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2015, 01:45:03 PM
lol: lol: lol:Save time and conversation in the first week of January by having, "Yes I did, did you?" tattooed on your forehead
happy001
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2015, 05:11:14 PM
lol: lol: lol:Save time and conversation in the first week of January by having, "Yes I did, did you?" tattooed on your forehead
happy001
;D ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2015, 09:36:08 PM
Post by: boogs on January 16, 2015, 09:42:58 PM
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper "Oh, fuck yeah!" under your breath when you look at the photos..........
lol: lol: noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2015, 06:30:34 AM
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper "Oh, fuck yeah!" under your breath when you look at the photos..........
happy001
Tea >>> keyboard! ;D
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2015, 11:02:17 PM
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2015, 06:34:31 AM
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it........... ::)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2015, 02:11:42 PM
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it........... ::)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2015, 02:12:39 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it........... ::)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 02:57:13 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 02:57:42 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 02:58:15 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 02:58:44 PM
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 02:59:17 PM
TRAMPS. Instead of asking for change for a cuppa, put it towards a kettle and teabags. It's far more economical, long term.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 02:59:36 PM
CONVINCE other public toilet users you are much younger by loudly shouting "I've Finished!" from within your cubicle.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:00:03 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:00:43 PM
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 03:01:19 PM
MEN. Instead of thick coats, woolly scarves and leather gloves, why not take a pair of bollocks out with you this February. lol: lol: lol:
happy001
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:01:34 PM
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 03:01:47 PM
PRETEND your dog is a horse by not picking up its shit.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:02:27 PM
Oh yes :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:03:00 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:03:34 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:04:01 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:04:39 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:05:06 PM
Post by: Just One More on February 14, 2015, 03:05:30 PM
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 03:10:44 PM
GET THE ‘tea tree shower gel’ experience by pouring mouthwash over your head and squirting toothpaste in your eyes and arse.
happy001
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2015, 03:11:31 PM
PHARMACISTS. Pretend to be skilled medical professionals by taking 30 minutes to put a packet of antibiotics in a bag.
Oh yes :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on February 14, 2015, 11:31:47 PM
Post by: Baldy on February 15, 2015, 09:01:09 AM
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2015, 10:48:32 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2015, 12:54:31 PM
All splendid as usual.
Well done JOM :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on May 27, 2015, 06:33:29 AM
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2015, 06:55:09 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fotmocnb1p%2Fdr_who_windows.jpg&hash=190fdd9973d643a060e8e6cc231c2e6dc251c5b1) (http://postimg.org/image/otmocnb1p/)
happy001
Post by: Steve on May 27, 2015, 08:47:02 AM
happy001 happy001(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fotmocnb1p%2Fdr_who_windows.jpg&hash=190fdd9973d643a060e8e6cc231c2e6dc251c5b1) (http://postimg.org/image/otmocnb1p/)
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 27, 2015, 11:29:53 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001happy001 happy001(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fotmocnb1p%2Fdr_who_windows.jpg&hash=190fdd9973d643a060e8e6cc231c2e6dc251c5b1) (http://postimg.org/image/otmocnb1p/)
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2016, 10:40:55 PM
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2016, 02:10:53 AM
Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,, Thumbs:lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2016, 06:30:44 AM
Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,, Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2016, 09:08:42 AM
Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,, Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2016, 04:01:07 PM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2016, 04:06:09 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2016, 04:33:45 PM
When listening to a Polish lorry driver telling you about his problem with some other driver on a narrow road, be aware that the phrase "I am surprised you didn't come to blows" does not seem to translate well.
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on February 15, 2017, 11:36:58 PM
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2017, 12:04:22 AM
Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries ....... rubschin:rubschin:
Give the man a clap for that one
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2017, 06:18:47 AM
Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries ....... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2017, 06:19:00 AM
Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries ....... rubschin:rubschin:
Give the man a clap for that one
drumroll:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2017, 11:04:56 AM
drumroll: drumroll:Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries ....... rubschin:rubschin:
Give the man a clap for that one
drumroll:
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2018, 10:58:57 AM
Post by: apc2010 on January 01, 2018, 12:59:03 PM
People on the wireless. Instead of reading out a long list of names and finishing with, "and anybody else that knows me", just say, "anybody that knows me" and save ten minutes of your life.
;D ;D
Post by: Steve on January 01, 2018, 01:41:11 PM
People on the wireless. Instead of reading out a long list of names and finishing with, "and anybody else that knows me", just say, "anybody that knows me" and save ten minutes of your life.
I’ve always been of the ‘if anyone mentions my name on the radio they are dead’ persuasion
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2018, 12:39:19 PM
More Maggots than the Maxi Maggot Multi Store
sick2:
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2018, 12:43:45 PM
If it's hot weather do not dispose of dead mice in the bin in the kitchen
More Maggots than the Maxi Maggot Multi Store
sick2:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on November 15, 2018, 09:43:21 AM
Post by: Steve on November 15, 2018, 10:47:40 AM
When cleaning wine out of your laptop, don't spray brake and clutch cleaner on the wooden dining table. confused:facepalm:
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2018, 03:57:59 PM
facepalm: facepalm:When cleaning wine out of your laptop, don't spray brake and clutch cleaner on the wooden dining table. confused:facepalm:
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2018, 04:00:37 PM
Oh redface:
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2019, 05:48:12 PM
Take the lid off.................and drink it like a F5CKING adult......... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2019, 06:05:34 PM
Here's a tip for all the people complaining about McDs paper straws............
Take the lid off.................and drink it like a F5CKING adult......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2019, 02:16:44 PM
Here's a tip for all the people complaining about McDs paper straws............noooo:
Take the lid off.................and drink it like a F5CKING adult......... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 03, 2019, 06:04:13 PM
Reply .............
"Danial Nowroozi Wow thanks for the important advice VT. I was just about to do the same thing but luckily thanks to this video I decided to go down a staircase and made it a 299 ft drop."
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2019, 06:07:16 PM
Made me larf ....on video.."This is what happens when you drop an iPhone XS down a 300ft staircase.."lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Reply .............
"Danial Nowroozi Wow thanks for the important advice VT. I was just about to do the same thing but luckily thanks to this video I decided to go down a staircase and made it a 299 ft drop."
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2019, 07:55:17 PM
When you piss on them they disappear.......... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2019, 04:54:37 AM
Friends are like snowflakes ........ rubschin:
When you piss on them they disappear.......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2019, 08:51:54 AM
lol:Friends are like snowflakes ........ rubschin:
When you piss on them they disappear.......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on September 14, 2019, 09:50:31 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF/popping-candy-top-tip.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF)
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2019, 09:53:10 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF/popping-candy-top-tip.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF)
;D ;D
Post by: Steve on September 14, 2019, 09:56:05 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF/popping-candy-top-tip.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF)
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2019, 04:09:07 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF/popping-candy-top-tip.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF)
;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2019, 09:02:54 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF/popping-candy-top-tip.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lq4vB7fF)
;D ;D
Post by: Just One More on October 11, 2019, 05:15:14 AM
Post by: Just One More on October 11, 2019, 05:17:17 AM
Get someone to do your maths homework for you by putting difficult sums on Facebook and saying, "ONLY A GENIUS CAN SOLVE THIS!"
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2019, 05:18:45 AM
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2019, 07:23:07 AM
Annoy the members of ABBA by giving them a man at 11:55pm
SCHOOL KIDS:lol: lol: lol:
Get someone to do your maths homework for you by putting difficult sums on Facebook and saying, "ONLY A GENIUS CAN SOLVE THIS!"
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2019, 04:45:09 PM
SCHOOL KIDS:
Get someone to do your maths homework for you by putting difficult sums on Facebook and saying, "ONLY A GENIUS CAN SOLVE THIS!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 12, 2019, 10:03:45 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:SCHOOL KIDS:
Get someone to do your maths homework for you by putting difficult sums on Facebook and saying, "ONLY A GENIUS CAN SOLVE THIS!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: apc2010 on October 16, 2019, 09:07:23 PM
It is NEVER Duck........... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on October 18, 2019, 10:00:24 PM
so the cashier doesn't think you are vegan ......... Thumbs:
(apologies to Steve )..
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2019, 04:41:21 AM
When your wife sends you to the supermarket to get cucumbers also buy vaseline ....
so the cashier doesn't think you are vegan ......... Thumbs:
(apologies to Steve )..
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on October 19, 2019, 06:14:12 PM
Post by: apc2010 on October 19, 2019, 08:03:07 PM
You could have bought a washer and a dryer for 500 quid ....... noooo:
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2019, 04:23:17 AM
To all the customers chatting on their latest i-phones at the laundromat........
You could have bought a washer and a dryer for 500 quid ....... noooo:
lol:
Post by: Just One More on October 20, 2019, 05:07:31 AM
To all the customers chatting on their latest i-phones at the laundromat........
You could have bought a washer and a dryer for 500 quid ....... noooo:
lol:
lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2019, 08:46:27 AM
lol: lol: lol:To all the customers chatting on their latest i-phones at the laundromat........
You could have bought a washer and a dryer for 500 quid ....... noooo:
lol:
lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2019, 10:19:00 PM
Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later .... Thumbs:
(hears Nick rushing off )..... whistle:
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2019, 03:58:25 AM
Tired of boiling water every time you make Pasta ... rubschin:
Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later .... Thumbs:
(hears Nick rushing off )..... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on October 23, 2019, 05:22:50 AM
Tired of boiling water every time you make Pasta ... rubschin:
Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later .... Thumbs:
(hears Nick rushing off )..... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on October 29, 2019, 11:54:58 PM
Start talking politics/election on Facebook......... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2019, 05:37:58 AM
Save money on Xmas presents......
Start talking politics/election on Facebook......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on December 16, 2019, 10:54:25 PM
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."...................... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2019, 06:04:27 AM
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."...................... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
A mate of mine did that to LL! happy001
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2019, 07:22:55 PM
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."...................... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
A mate of mine did that to LL! happy001
evil: will she remember ....... rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2019, 08:03:23 PM
Got her a magazine rack for Christmas................. Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on December 18, 2019, 08:08:14 PM
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2019, 08:19:03 PM
Miss T has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint............
Got her a magazine rack for Christmas................. Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Just One More on December 18, 2019, 08:28:26 PM
Miss T has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint............
Got her a magazine rack for Christmas................. Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2019, 11:43:54 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001Miss T has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint............
Got her a magazine rack for Christmas................. Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Steve on December 18, 2019, 11:54:11 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001happy001 happy001 happy001Miss T has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint............
Got her a magazine rack for Christmas................. Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2019, 08:05:28 AM
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2019, 08:07:24 AM
When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building redface:
point: point: point:
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2019, 08:11:30 AM
Post by: Steve on December 26, 2019, 10:00:46 AM
When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building redface:happy001
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 26, 2019, 01:31:20 PM
When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building redface:
I presume you set a heat alarm off or was it a smoke alarm in another room? eeek:
I presume Nod's cooking lessons will be focusing on cold buffet presentation ;D
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2019, 01:32:57 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2019, 04:15:19 PM
When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building redface:
I presume you set a heat alarm off or was it a smoke alarm in another room? eeek:
I presume Nod's cooking lessons will be focusing on cold buffet presentation ;D
Perhaps Nick and Nod could combine the lessons with camping somewhere, I'm sure that using a Trangia wouldn't affect the lessons too much... whistle:
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2019, 05:46:36 PM
When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building redface:
I presume you set a heat alarm off or was it a smoke alarm in another room? eeek:
I presume Nod's cooking lessons will be focusing on cold buffet presentation ;D
Perhaps Nick and Nod could combine the lessons with camping somewhere, I'm sure that using a Trangia wouldn't affect the lessons too much... whistle:
Camping... Gayer:
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2019, 05:48:07 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2019, 09:45:48 PM
Are you mad? The poor man is practically the Missing Link!!
And one more than one occasion I've said you were made for each other... whistle:
Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2019, 10:24:12 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 26, 2019, 10:40:41 PM
BELITTLE respected actors when you see them in panto this season by shouting, "It's beneath you!"
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on December 27, 2019, 05:50:32 AM
BELITTLE respected actors when you see them in panto this season by shouting, "It's beneath you!"
happy001
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2019, 01:57:54 PM
lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:BELITTLE respected actors when you see them in panto this season by shouting, "It's beneath you!"
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 27, 2019, 11:04:43 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:BELITTLE respected actors when you see them in panto this season by shouting, "It's beneath you!"
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on January 06, 2020, 06:29:57 PM
M. Thatcher (via D.Acorah)................
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2020, 06:53:08 PM
Donald Trump - worried about losing an upcoming election? Start a war, win it and you'll get voted back in easily as a National Hero..........
M. Thatcher (via D.Acorah)................
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on January 16, 2020, 07:26:14 AM
Simply freeze till a later date. When the child is willing to eat the meal, the child can be defrosted. :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2020, 07:32:22 AM
Having trouble with your children not eating?
Simply freeze till a later date. When the child is willing to eat the meal, the child can be defrosted. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on January 16, 2020, 10:17:32 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Having trouble with your children not eating?
Simply freeze till a later date. When the child is willing to eat the meal, the child can be defrosted. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2020, 05:37:43 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:Having trouble with your children not eating?
Simply freeze till a later date. When the child is willing to eat the meal, the child can be defrosted. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on January 26, 2020, 07:24:24 PM
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2020, 07:46:31 PM
Get your Love Island name by changing your first name to "Fucking" and your last name to "Idiot".............. Thumbs:lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2020, 07:51:11 PM
Get your Love Island name by changing your first name to "Fucking" and your last name to "Idiot".............. Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Just One More on January 26, 2020, 08:23:30 PM
Get your Love Island name by changing your first name to "Fucking" and your last name to "Idiot".............. Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:46:04 PM
See also; hand cooked chips............. Thumbs:
NICK.... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2020, 06:49:38 PM
Hipster restaurant bellends - increase your profit margins by calling your fried fish meals, 'pan fried fish' and increasing the price by 200%lol:
See also; hand cooked chips............. Thumbs:
NICK.... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 21, 2020, 06:54:09 PM
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2020, 05:32:33 AM
Hipster restaurant bellends - increase your profit margins by calling your fried fish meals, 'pan fried fish' and increasing the price by 200%
See also; hand cooked chips............. Thumbs:
NICK.... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 22, 2020, 09:33:38 AM
I am always right angel1Adolf. worthy:
Post by: Steve on February 22, 2020, 08:11:39 PM
You shout, “I’m betting on the one with the knife!”
Post by: apc2010 on February 22, 2020, 08:33:37 PM
How to stop two blind men fighting?
You shout, “I’m betting on the one with the knife!”
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2020, 05:20:11 AM
;D ;D ;DHow to stop two blind men fighting?
You shout, “I’m betting on the one with the knife!”
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2020, 10:40:05 AM
One was 265g and the other a mahoosive 330g!
Bargain! cloud9:
Oh, the tip is to take a set of scales to Lidl next time I visit... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2020, 05:33:25 PM
Just got two packs of Lidl Vintage cheddar out of the fridge - both marked 250g...
One was 265g and the other a mahoosive 330g!
Bargain! cloud9:
Oh, the tip is to take a set of scales to Lidl next time I visit... Thumbs:
Why did you weigh them ........ rubschin:
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2020, 05:55:37 PM
To test out his new 3D printed scales?Just got two packs of Lidl Vintage cheddar out of the fridge - both marked 250g...
One was 265g and the other a mahoosive 330g!
Bargain! cloud9:
Oh, the tip is to take a set of scales to Lidl next time I visit... Thumbs:
Why did you weigh them ........ rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 07:15:24 PM
They don't have windows ......... redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2020, 08:29:59 PM
Don't fart in the Apple store .....drumroll: drumroll:
They don't have windows ......... redface:
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2020, 05:12:46 AM
Don't fart in the Apple store .....
They don't have windows ......... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on March 02, 2020, 06:16:47 AM
Don't fart in the Apple store .....
They don't have windows ......... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2020, 04:57:33 PM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2020, 05:52:43 AM
Nicola Sturgeon, improve your countries 'average life expectancy' by allowing Glaswegians 2 birthdays a year............. Thumbs:
;D
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2020, 11:47:03 PM
Then at your leisure you can call your boss a slave driving wanker, your wife a cock dodging twat and your mother in law a miserable shit faced corpse without any fear of repurcussions................ Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2020, 11:53:14 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2020, 12:27:20 AM
rubschin: will that work for what we post here too?It has done for years.
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2020, 06:00:42 AM
Simply post a status saying " My Facebook profile has been hacked, you may receive messages that are not from me."............
Then at your leisure you can call your boss a slave driving wanker, your wife a cock dodging twat and your mother in law a miserable shit faced corpse without any fear of repurcussions................ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2020, 06:03:53 AM
rubschin: will that work for what we post here too?It has done for years.
redface:
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2020, 06:14:08 AM
Simply post a status saying " My Facebook profile has been hacked, you may receive messages that are not from me."............
Then at your leisure you can call your boss a slave driving wanker, your wife a cock dodging twat and your mother in law a miserable shit faced corpse without any fear of repurcussions................ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2020, 06:14:26 AM
rubschin: will that work for what we post here too?
lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2020, 11:35:34 PM
Step 1
Step 6
Steps 8,9,10,11...
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2020, 11:48:32 PM
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":.................lol: lol: lol:
Step 1
Step 6
Steps 8,9,10,11...
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2020, 04:46:38 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":.................lol: lol: lol:
Step 1
Step 6
Steps 8,9,10,11...
Has anybody watched The Staircase (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388644/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)? Binge watched it last week - fascinating stuff! :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on March 10, 2020, 04:55:15 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":.................lol: lol: lol:
Step 1
Step 6
Steps 8,9,10,11...
Has anybody watched The Staircase (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388644/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)? Binge watched it last week - fascinating stuff! :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2020, 08:45:04 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":.................lol: lol: lol:
Step 1
Step 6
Steps 8,9,10,11...
Has anybody watched The Staircase (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388644/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)? Binge watched it last week - fascinating stuff! :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2020, 05:42:49 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2020, 10:09:56 PM
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2020, 04:51:51 AM
TOM HANKS having the Coronavirus shouldn't be an issue - he survived AIDS so should be fine................ Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2020, 08:58:37 AM
lol: lol: lol:TOM HANKS having the Coronavirus shouldn't be an issue - he survived AIDS so should be fine................ Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2020, 10:56:47 PM
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
The Russians have said “Its not us”.........
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2020, 11:30:54 PM
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2020, 11:54:22 PM
Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party... Thumbs:lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2020, 04:52:48 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party... Thumbs:lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2020, 01:16:18 AM
"I'm awfully sorry. I've had this brand new constant dry cough all day"/////// Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2020, 05:39:51 AM
Improve your chances of winning this week's pub quiz by coughing as soon as the quiz starts and saying
"I'm awfully sorry. I've had this brand new constant dry cough all day"/////// Thumbs:
razz:
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2020, 02:34:54 PM
lol: lol:Improve your chances of winning this week's pub quiz by coughing as soon as the quiz starts and saying
"I'm awfully sorry. I've had this brand new constant dry cough all day"/////// Thumbs:
razz:
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2020, 08:54:47 AM
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2020, 09:05:01 AM
"Ensure the general public maintain a safe distance from you by chatting to a can of Special Brew................" Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2020, 10:56:22 PM
You will ban you........ evil:
(14 days )...
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2020, 11:00:53 PM
Don't put funny comments about the moderators on the Viz page .....
You will ban you........ evil:
(14 days )...
I have to ask, other than on here are there any forums you haven't had a ban on? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2020, 11:12:08 PM
Don't put funny comments about the moderators on the Viz page .....
You will ban you........ evil:
(14 days )...
I have to ask, other than on here are there any forums you haven't had a ban on? rubschin:
No you mention it .... ;D ;D ;D
One cooking one ......... Thumbs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2020, 11:15:53 PM
Don't put funny comments about the moderators on the Viz page .....
You will ban you........ evil:
(14 days )...
I have to ask, other than on here are there any forums you haven't had a ban on? rubschin:
No you mention it .... ;D ;D ;D
One cooking one ......... Thumbs:
Oh bloody hell I've just inadvertently set you a challenge haven't I...? facepalm:
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2020, 11:36:30 PM
I'm banned from 2 and on a final warning on another. Fuck em
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2020, 05:30:50 AM
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2020, 04:24:50 PM
(one for the B2B chatroom .. rubschin: )......
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2020, 05:14:33 PM
On the brightside , at least in 9 months some of you will know who the daddy is this time .. Thumbs:lol: lol: lol:
(one for the B2B chatroom .. rubschin: )......
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2020, 07:51:15 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:On the brightside , at least in 9 months some of you will know who the daddy is this time .. Thumbs:lol: lol: lol:
(one for the B2B chatroom .. rubschin: )......
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2020, 09:09:32 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/G8L15y08/91544286-3050794344981992-4972594491132215296-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/G8L15y08)
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2020, 11:44:43 AM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/G8L15y08/91544286-3050794344981992-4972594491132215296-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/G8L15y08)
Post by: Just One More on April 01, 2020, 06:39:12 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/G8L15y08/91544286-3050794344981992-4972594491132215296-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/G8L15y08)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2020, 07:30:16 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2020, 10:20:16 PM
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2020, 10:31:09 PM
Keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge for guests who want black coffee...... Thumbs::thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2020, 05:17:25 AM
(https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/90795624_2666337490300999_3899568247338434560_o.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_oc=AQnWHDFPZ-tuHHeDwVbiNKkuNd1N-vejKeOgv3rXJV7ZlnyZYsgPDmgas06-jYa7-BY&_nc_ht=scontent-amt2-1.xx&_nc_tp=7&oh=867655ef23a7703e598756a7d31bb71c&oe=5EA8BDAA)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2020, 05:17:42 AM
Keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge for guests who want black coffee...... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on April 13, 2020, 08:11:52 PM
"White wine is a great way of getting rid of red wine stains....... Just keep drinking it until you can't see anymore.........."
whistle:
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2020, 08:31:26 PM
From LL........ Thumbs:lol: lol: lol:
"White wine is a great way of getting rid of red wine stains....... Just keep drinking it until you can't see anymore.........."
whistle:
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2020, 05:51:15 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:From LL........ Thumbs:lol: lol: lol:
"White wine is a great way of getting rid of red wine stains....... Just keep drinking it until you can't see anymore.........."
whistle:
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2020, 11:19:47 AM
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2020, 11:53:16 AM
Beekeepers: Avoid getting stung by keeping flies instead.lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2020, 02:06:09 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Beekeepers: Avoid getting stung by keeping flies instead.lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on April 14, 2020, 03:24:08 PM
If LL sees this ... whistle:
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2020, 04:28:14 PM
BM Figure out where the majority of your wages have gone over the last 15 years by clearing out your garage............. Thumbs:
If LL sees this ... whistle:
eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2020, 11:04:01 PM
Phone up women's rights groups ...
and ask to speak to the "Man in charge " ........ Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2020, 04:58:47 AM
Guys .if you get bored ...
Phone up women's rights groups ...
and ask to speak to the "Man in charge " ........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: scared2:
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2020, 07:34:36 AM
scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:Guys .if you get bored ...
Phone up women's rights groups ...
and ask to speak to the "Man in charge " ........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: scared2:
Post by: Just One More on May 05, 2020, 07:54:14 AM
sick2: sick2: lol: lol: lol:Guys .if you get bored ...
Phone up women's rights groups ...
and ask to speak to the "Man in charge " ........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: scared2:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2020, 08:16:21 AM
Don't let me near scissors until I've had some coffee
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2020, 08:47:47 AM
Oh FFS how did I use sick2: sick2: when I meant scared2: scared2:
Don't let me near scissors until I've had some coffee
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2020, 08:52:27 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:sick2: sick2: lol: lol: lol:Guys .if you get bored ...
Phone up women's rights groups ...
and ask to speak to the "Man in charge " ........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: scared2:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on May 05, 2020, 10:13:48 AM
Oh FFS how did I use sick2: sick2: when I meant scared2: scared2:
Don't let me near scissors until I've had some coffee
lol: lol: lol:
I did wonder lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2020, 03:01:21 AM
Tell the kids now ..Santa got coronavirus .... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2020, 03:55:36 AM
Apey Tip ...
Tell the kids now ..Santa got coronavirus .... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2020, 09:36:08 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Apey Tip ...
Tell the kids now ..Santa got coronavirus .... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2020, 09:22:18 PM
It doesn't work I can still fucking hear her........ noooo:
Post by: Just One More on May 12, 2020, 09:29:31 PM
I bought Miss T some of that volume control shampoo.......
It doesn't work I can still fucking hear her........ noooo:
lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2020, 09:32:00 PM
lol: lol: lol:I bought Miss T some of that volume control shampoo.......
It doesn't work I can still fucking hear her........ noooo:
lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2020, 06:16:44 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol:I bought Miss T some of that volume control shampoo.......
It doesn't work I can still fucking hear her........ noooo:
lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2020, 08:08:54 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/RJHCT2Jk/32558633-10155650193027239-4306932267432804352-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RJHCT2Jk)
I know it is an AFFS but it just made me chuckle... lol:
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2020, 09:32:25 AM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/RJHCT2Jk/32558633-10155650193027239-4306932267432804352-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RJHCT2Jk)
I know it is an AFFS but it just made me chuckle... lol:
Post by: apc2010 on May 17, 2020, 06:19:33 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 17, 2020, 07:25:37 PM
Change your name to "Nobody" and hear everyone call you perfect ........ Thumbs:
lol:
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2020, 07:51:33 PM
lol: lol:Change your name to "Nobody" and hear everyone call you perfect ........ Thumbs:
lol:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2020, 05:35:23 AM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:Change your name to "Nobody" and hear everyone call you perfect ........ Thumbs:
lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 18, 2020, 11:03:19 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:Change your name to "Nobody" and hear everyone call you perfect ........ Thumbs:
lol:
Post by: apc2010 on May 25, 2020, 09:50:05 AM
Unless it's the Yellow Pages, the pages are yellow.......... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2020, 09:54:00 AM
Never judge a book by its cover...........:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Unless it's the Yellow Pages, the pages are yellow.......... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on June 15, 2020, 07:40:45 PM
Post by: Steve on June 15, 2020, 09:18:26 PM
Save money on kids expensive school uniforms by wearing a condom........... Thumbs:lol:
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2020, 07:13:40 AM
Save money on kids expensive school uniforms by wearing a condom........... Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Just One More on June 16, 2020, 04:50:24 PM
Save money on kids expensive school uniforms by wearing a condom........... Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2020, 07:41:11 PM
lean over and say 7up is lemonade......... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2020, 07:49:50 PM
If you see someone doing a crossword today,...........lol: lol: lol:
lean over and say 7up is lemonade......... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2020, 04:10:49 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:If you see someone doing a crossword today,...........lol: lol: lol:
lean over and say 7up is lemonade......... Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on July 17, 2020, 09:43:07 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2020, 12:35:30 PM
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2020, 12:36:39 PM
OVER 75s. Easily raise money for your TV licence by walking around your garden with a zimmer frame 100 times........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2020, 12:56:08 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:OVER 75s. Easily raise money for your TV licence by walking around your garden with a zimmer frame 100 times........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on August 08, 2020, 07:31:23 PM
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2020, 08:55:22 PM
Make people think you're not absolutely skint when selling your last pathetic items of shitty tat on Facebook by adding 'selling for a friend '............ Thumbs:lol:
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2020, 05:01:29 AM
Make people think you're not absolutely skint when selling your last pathetic items of shitty tat on Facebook by adding 'selling for a friend '............ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2020, 05:29:56 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2020, 06:05:10 PM
I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to..........lol: lol: lol:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on August 24, 2020, 06:47:37 PM
I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to..........lol: lol: lol:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2020, 04:13:30 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to..........lol: lol: lol:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2020, 08:46:43 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to..........lol: lol: lol:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2020, 12:19:21 PM
But rather than get the cheap nasty ones that fall to pieces as soon as you use them I'll get some really good quality ones that last...that way I can even wash them down and use them again.
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2020, 12:54:10 PM
I'm fed up with washing dishes so I've decided to bin all of my plates, glasses and cups and replace them with paper ones.
But rather than get the cheap nasty ones that fall to pieces as soon as you use them I'll get some really good quality ones that last...that way I can even wash them down and use them again.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2020, 02:14:20 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:I'm fed up with washing dishes so I've decided to bin all of my plates, glasses and cups and replace them with paper ones.
But rather than get the cheap nasty ones that fall to pieces as soon as you use them I'll get some really good quality ones that last...that way I can even wash them down and use them again.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 27, 2020, 04:01:36 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:I'm fed up with washing dishes so I've decided to bin all of my plates, glasses and cups and replace them with paper ones.
But rather than get the cheap nasty ones that fall to pieces as soon as you use them I'll get some really good quality ones that last...that way I can even wash them down and use them again.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2020, 11:45:52 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PLvCHqSH/118778572-3509356499125772-6159069691576057240-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/PLvCHqSH)
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2020, 12:58:20 PM
:thumbsup:
(https://i.postimg.cc/PLvCHqSH/118778572-3509356499125772-6159069691576057240-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/PLvCHqSH)
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2020, 10:29:47 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/fky1sgTS/119041445-3524741840920571-3706313131425102679-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/fky1sgTS)
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2020, 03:01:30 PM
lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/fky1sgTS/119041445-3524741840920571-3706313131425102679-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/fky1sgTS)
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2020, 03:08:09 PM
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2020, 03:09:34 PM
Butter a cat's paws and see what happens when you drop it eveilgrin:
Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2020, 03:11:58 PM
Butter a cat's paws and see what happens when you drop it eveilgrin:
Shouldn't that be the cat's back...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2020, 03:12:52 PM
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2020, 03:15:20 PM
If you prefer. Lunch with Nod may have taken its toll redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on September 10, 2020, 07:46:18 AM
lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/fky1sgTS/119041445-3524741840920571-3706313131425102679-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/fky1sgTS)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2020, 10:31:25 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/CzTNDz3C/120138458-3573267926067962-6651727321836939104-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CzTNDz3C)
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2020, 10:38:37 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/CzTNDz3C/120138458-3573267926067962-6651727321836939104-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CzTNDz3C)
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on September 24, 2020, 05:45:48 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/CzTNDz3C/120138458-3573267926067962-6651727321836939104-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CzTNDz3C)
;D ;D Thumbs:
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Post by: Steve on September 24, 2020, 06:02:47 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/CzTNDz3C/120138458-3573267926067962-6651727321836939104-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CzTNDz3C)
;D ;D Thumbs:
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2020, 09:29:38 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/7CV9F4wp/120619157-3595307613863993-2375798398254348365-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/7CV9F4wp)
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2020, 09:55:57 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/dD6ST8C8/119699029-1890681601074729-6407625412491068485-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD6ST8C8)
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2020, 10:29:47 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2020, 03:24:36 PM
lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/dD6ST8C8/119699029-1890681601074729-6407625412491068485-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD6ST8C8)
Post by: Just One More on October 01, 2020, 06:48:52 PM
lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/dD6ST8C8/119699029-1890681601074729-6407625412491068485-o.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dD6ST8C8)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2020, 12:23:15 PM
Best £40 you'll spend!..................... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2020, 12:28:09 PM
Drivers: Rent the same kind of car that you own, then swap the tyres!..........
Best £40 you'll spend!..................... Thumbs:
Sure that is an AFFS... rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on October 02, 2020, 04:56:01 PM
Drivers: Rent the same kind of car that you own, then swap the tyres!..........
Best £40 you'll spend!..................... Thumbs:
Sure that is an AFFS... rubschin:
Retread Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2020, 05:00:29 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2020, 11:01:28 PM
lol: lol:Drivers: Rent the same kind of car that you own, then swap the tyres!..........
Best £40 you'll spend!..................... Thumbs:
Sure that is an AFFS... rubschin:
Retread Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2020, 11:17:00 PM
lol: lol:Drivers: Rent the same kind of car that you own, then swap the tyres!..........
Best £40 you'll spend!..................... Thumbs:
Sure that is an AFFS... rubschin:
Retread Thumbs:
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2020, 04:56:34 AM
Drivers: Rent the same kind of car that you own, then swap the tyres!..........
Best £40 you'll spend!..................... Thumbs:
Sure that is an AFFS... rubschin:
Retread Thumbs:
drumroll:
Post by: Steve on October 14, 2020, 03:31:13 PM
cover it with endangered plants so it will be illegal for anybody to dig it up.
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2020, 03:56:28 PM
Remember -- when you bury a body,
cover it with endangered plants so it will be illegal for anybody to dig it up.
rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on October 14, 2020, 05:02:05 PM
Remember -- when you bury a body,
cover it with endangered plants so it will be illegal for anybody to dig it up.
rubschin: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2020, 03:30:44 PM
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2020, 03:31:55 PM
Cancel out the devastating effect of the clocks going back this weekend, by only watching ITV +1 for six months............ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2020, 07:49:48 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Cancel out the devastating effect of the clocks going back this weekend, by only watching ITV +1 for six months............ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2020, 11:02:07 PM
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2020, 01:40:07 PM
Lads, remember not to shout "FUCKING GET IN!!!" when you hear the in-laws are in Tier 4........... Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2020, 06:37:21 PM
Lads, remember not to shout "FUCKING GET IN!!!" when you hear the in-laws are in Tier 4........... Thumbs:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9078487/I-meant-mother-law-right-touch-Man-Thurrocks-hilarious-response.html
lol:
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2020, 06:37:30 AM
Lads, remember not to shout "FUCKING GET IN!!!" when you hear the in-laws are in Tier 4........... Thumbs:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9078487/I-meant-mother-law-right-touch-Man-Thurrocks-hilarious-response.html
lol:
;D
Post by: apc2010 on January 17, 2021, 12:19:45 AM
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2021, 11:01:41 AM
Julian Assange, avoid attention from the media and public and become instantly forgotten by winning The Voice.......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2021, 11:02:16 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Z9Wk5g7c/140441637-3893368034057948-8042427003365171270-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/Z9Wk5g7c)
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2021, 01:05:24 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/2b4Dmfhb/143391097-3920458981348853-956228111982950385-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/2b4Dmfhb)
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2021, 03:13:31 PM
lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/2b4Dmfhb/143391097-3920458981348853-956228111982950385-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/2b4Dmfhb)
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2021, 10:50:03 PM
That way, if they're posthumously exposed as a sex offender, you're not left with egg on your face.................. Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2021, 05:11:01 AM
When someone famous dies, always say in your tribute social media post: "During his life he touched many people".......
That way, if they're posthumously exposed as a sex offender, you're not left with egg on your face.................. Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2021, 09:27:40 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jLKq4NX0/156657745-4027352547326162-7197191689007384612-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/jLKq4NX0)
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2021, 11:12:34 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jLKq4NX0/156657745-4027352547326162-7197191689007384612-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/jLKq4NX0)
;D
Post by: Just One More on March 05, 2021, 01:08:49 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jLKq4NX0/156657745-4027352547326162-7197191689007384612-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/jLKq4NX0)
;D
;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2021, 04:48:51 PM
;D ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/jLKq4NX0/156657745-4027352547326162-7197191689007384612-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/jLKq4NX0)
;D
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2021, 11:31:34 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/vDJJDShk/159594250-4045927185468698-393397915424049892-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/vDJJDShk)
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2021, 11:33:13 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/vDJJDShk/159594250-4045927185468698-393397915424049892-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/vDJJDShk)
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2021, 11:51:12 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/vDJJDShk/159594250-4045927185468698-393397915424049892-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/vDJJDShk)
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Just One More on March 12, 2021, 01:41:05 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/vDJJDShk/159594250-4045927185468698-393397915424049892-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/vDJJDShk)
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2021, 01:59:28 PM
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2021, 03:44:07 PM
Convince your wife you are not as lazy as she claims by lifting your finger every now and then.......... Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Just One More on March 12, 2021, 06:56:52 PM
Convince your wife you are not as lazy as she claims by lifting your finger every now and then.......... Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2021, 09:16:26 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/vDJJDShk/159594250-4045927185468698-393397915424049892-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/vDJJDShk)
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2021, 09:17:05 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001Convince your wife you are not as lazy as she claims by lifting your finger every now and then.......... Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2021, 09:35:56 PM
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2021, 06:00:05 AM
Help yourself to fall asleep by posting 'can't sleep' on facebook then staring intently at your brightly lit phone waiting to see if anyone reacts............ Thumbs:
inane:
Post by: Just One More on March 21, 2021, 11:27:03 AM
Help yourself to fall asleep by posting 'can't sleep' on facebook then staring intently at your brightly lit phone waiting to see if anyone reacts............ Thumbs:
inane:
inane: inane:
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2021, 09:03:21 AM
I wrote to my MP to ask will our new ability be more like Superman's? or are we likely to grow big fuck off wings on our backs suddenly?
I think we have a right to know about such side-effects.
Of course, I have had no sensible reply from him.
Must be up to something, as usual.........
E. Zijet.
Gatwick
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2021, 10:39:09 AM
The government are full of shit saying if you take their vaccine you will be able to fly this summer.........
I wrote to my MP to ask will our new ability be more like Superman's? or are we likely to grow big fuck off wings on our backs suddenly?
I think we have a right to know about such side-effects.
Of course, I have had no sensible reply from him.
Must be up to something, as usual.........
E. Zijet.
Gatwick
;D
Post by: Just One More on March 25, 2021, 10:13:47 PM
I follow this advice as most are noisy, disruptive, grubby little gobshites who get right on my tits.
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2021, 06:02:32 AM
All these detergent pod adverts state at the end "Always keep away from kids"
I follow this advice as most are noisy, disruptive, grubby little gobshites who get right on my tits.
;D
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2021, 11:12:17 AM
;D ;DAll these detergent pod adverts state at the end "Always keep away from kids"
I follow this advice as most are noisy, disruptive, grubby little gobshites who get right on my tits.
;D
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2021, 01:53:17 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/d7ZRNBDV/165723332-10159828559168488-3068166536756270531-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/d7ZRNBDV)
Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2021, 07:00:02 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/d7ZRNBDV/165723332-10159828559168488-3068166536756270531-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/d7ZRNBDV)
lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2021, 09:43:44 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/d7ZRNBDV/165723332-10159828559168488-3068166536756270531-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/d7ZRNBDV)
lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2021, 12:24:37 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/bGN3NF9P/tips.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bGN3NF9P)
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2021, 12:48:47 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Dm9WvJPy/masons.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Dm9WvJPy)
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2021, 01:28:01 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Dm9WvJPy/masons.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Dm9WvJPy)
;D ;D
Post by: Just One More on March 28, 2021, 03:24:56 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Dm9WvJPy/masons.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Dm9WvJPy)
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2021, 03:50:11 PM
References unavailable..........
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2021, 04:13:58 PM
Looking for a job while I serve out my remaining responsibilities for the next 2 weeks. I am a hardworking and loyal professional with 20 years in the industry. I can captain the largest of ships but would prefer it if they are not longer than 400m.....
References unavailable..........
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2021, 04:52:14 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Dm9WvJPy/masons.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Dm9WvJPy)
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2021, 04:53:05 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Looking for a job while I serve out my remaining responsibilities for the next 2 weeks. I am a hardworking and loyal professional with 20 years in the industry. I can captain the largest of ships but would prefer it if they are not longer than 400m.....
References unavailable..........
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on March 30, 2021, 07:34:53 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mzK7YgFh/top-tip-oil-change.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/mzK7YgFh)
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2021, 07:50:45 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mzK7YgFh/top-tip-oil-change.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/mzK7YgFh)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 30, 2021, 08:13:26 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/mzK7YgFh/top-tip-oil-change.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/mzK7YgFh)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2021, 10:22:52 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/mzK7YgFh/top-tip-oil-change.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/mzK7YgFh)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2021, 11:12:30 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/fVS8CWFx/166824187-4101508823243867-7820967312539765015-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/fVS8CWFx)
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2021, 12:38:00 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/fVS8CWFx/166824187-4101508823243867-7820967312539765015-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/fVS8CWFx)
Post by: Just One More on April 01, 2021, 07:34:05 AM
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2021, 07:36:33 AM
COLOUR BLIND PEOPLE. Avoid accidents by getting out of your car at traffic lights to feel which one's warm.happy001
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2021, 07:44:08 AM
happy001 happy001COLOUR BLIND PEOPLE. Avoid accidents by getting out of your car at traffic lights to feel which one's warm.happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2021, 10:07:02 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001happy001 happy001COLOUR BLIND PEOPLE. Avoid accidents by getting out of your car at traffic lights to feel which one's warm.happy001
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2021, 10:13:08 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001happy001 happy001COLOUR BLIND PEOPLE. Avoid accidents by getting out of your car at traffic lights to feel which one's warm.happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2021, 07:57:28 PM
Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving.
Post by: Just One More on April 01, 2021, 08:53:16 PM
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shitty-life-pro-tips-20-5891bd8a69ce4__605.jpg)
Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving.
lol: :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2021, 06:09:51 AM
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shitty-life-pro-tips-20-5891bd8a69ce4__605.jpg)
Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving.
lol: lol: lol: rubschin:
Post by: Steve on April 02, 2021, 07:31:17 PM
Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2021, 07:45:32 PM
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shitty-life-pro-tips-30-5891e0bf62a3f__605.jpg)
Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.
Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2021, 05:01:33 AM
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shitty-life-pro-tips-30-5891e0bf62a3f__605.jpg)
Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.
Ooooh, that is a sensible tip! Thumbs:
It baffles me as to why people put their empty tellybox box outside their houses... noooo:
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2021, 09:22:59 AM
I apologise for letting the side downhttps://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shitty-life-pro-tips-30-5891e0bf62a3f__605.jpg
Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.
Ooooh, that is a sensible tip! . .
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2021, 10:06:59 AM
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/shitty-life-pro-tips-30-5891e0bf62a3f__605.jpg)
Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbour's Side So You Won't Get Robbed.
Ooooh, that is a sensible tip! Thumbs:
It baffles me as to why people put their empty tellybox box outside their houses... noooo:
Agree ..outside next door is better ...... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2021, 03:26:52 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2021, 07:25:50 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/40/55/85/4055857c3d08d847900def7bd4627e2f.jpg)lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2021, 10:33:36 AM
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2021, 10:45:49 AM
(https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/share-funny-advice-pro-tip.jpg)
;D
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2021, 09:42:58 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/V0yhJGMm/172484485-4140926159302133-1557679447360876184-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/V0yhJGMm)
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2021, 10:12:12 AM
rubschin: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/V0yhJGMm/172484485-4140926159302133-1557679447360876184-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/V0yhJGMm)
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2021, 03:43:17 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/cg2VvGvZ/cats.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cg2VvGvZ)
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2021, 03:57:23 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/cg2VvGvZ/cats.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cg2VvGvZ)
lol: lol:
wouldn't know...... noooo:
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2021, 04:49:15 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/cg2VvGvZ/cats.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cg2VvGvZ)
lol: lol:
wouldn't know...... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2021, 12:14:33 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/vgqtW5r7/Resign.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/vgqtW5r7)
Post by: Just One More on April 17, 2021, 03:49:41 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/vgqtW5r7/Resign.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/vgqtW5r7)
happy001
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2021, 08:08:35 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jw6JcDL5/Shower.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/jw6JcDL5)
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2021, 08:29:55 AM
drumroll:
(https://i.postimg.cc/jw6JcDL5/Shower.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/jw6JcDL5)
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2021, 07:30:46 AM
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2021, 08:00:09 AM
Spice up your panic attack with a Harmonica.
Thumbs: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2021, 09:21:33 AM
lol: lol:Spice up your panic attack with a Harmonica.
Thumbs: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2021, 09:43:35 AM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:Spice up your panic attack with a Harmonica.
Thumbs: lol:
Post by: Just One More on April 24, 2021, 06:49:14 PM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:Spice up your panic attack with a Harmonica.
Thumbs: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2021, 10:26:58 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8Jr7Z05g/178862932-4181204235274325-2612303189484752714-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/8Jr7Z05g)
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2021, 10:36:28 AM
:thumbsup: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/8Jr7Z05g/178862932-4181204235274325-2612303189484752714-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/8Jr7Z05g)
Post by: Just One More on April 26, 2021, 08:17:56 PM
:thumbsup: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/8Jr7Z05g/178862932-4181204235274325-2612303189484752714-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/8Jr7Z05g)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 10:56:29 PM
Ant McPharlin ...
Newcastle.....
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2021, 04:41:16 AM
2unlimited sang that there’s no limits. Turns out that drinking a bottle of vodka and going 120 mph outside a school contradicts their claim.......
Ant McPharlin ...
Newcastle.....
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2021, 05:19:39 AM
2unlimited sang that there’s no limits. Turns out that drinking a bottle of vodka and going 120 mph outside a school contradicts their claim.......
Ant McPharlin ...
Newcastle.....
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2021, 03:49:12 PM
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2021, 04:42:04 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/180804554_1649155095275513_818231989440539022_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=yG0p7JwNptsAX_pBNcd&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=99d59a64e24fb75c212e7028f9f5884e&oe=60B098BE)
;D
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2021, 11:24:36 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mh40gMFJ/180948052-4198574073537341-4656414131351502315-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/mh40gMFJ)
Post by: apc2010 on May 02, 2021, 02:09:54 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mh40gMFJ/180948052-4198574073537341-4656414131351502315-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/mh40gMFJ)
;D
Post by: Just One More on May 02, 2021, 05:15:06 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mh40gMFJ/180948052-4198574073537341-4656414131351502315-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/mh40gMFJ)
;D
;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 02, 2021, 09:51:53 PM
;D ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/mh40gMFJ/180948052-4198574073537341-4656414131351502315-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/mh40gMFJ)
;D
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2021, 12:57:01 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SYpXh90q/181244092-4203503419711073-3410750403301680211-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/SYpXh90q)
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2021, 03:26:52 PM
:thumbsup: redface:
(https://i.postimg.cc/SYpXh90q/181244092-4203503419711073-3410750403301680211-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/SYpXh90q)
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2021, 05:58:23 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SYpXh90q/181244092-4203503419711073-3410750403301680211-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/SYpXh90q)
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2021, 08:53:50 AM
happy001 happy001
(https://i.postimg.cc/SYpXh90q/181244092-4203503419711073-3410750403301680211-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/SYpXh90q)
happy001
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2021, 01:31:08 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/HrKRPZvv/182453236-4209831392411609-8332248185045134457-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/HrKRPZvv)
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2021, 05:29:49 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2021, 12:55:57 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PPcF9XJG/184179772-4222289897832425-2921328475359571395-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PPcF9XJG)
Post by: apc2010 on May 10, 2021, 03:04:53 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PPcF9XJG/184179772-4222289897832425-2921328475359571395-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PPcF9XJG)
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: Just One More on May 10, 2021, 04:55:02 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PPcF9XJG/184179772-4222289897832425-2921328475359571395-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PPcF9XJG)
;D ;D Thumbs:
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2021, 08:15:37 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/PPcF9XJG/184179772-4222289897832425-2921328475359571395-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/PPcF9XJG)
;D ;D Thumbs:
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2021, 10:35:16 AM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/HrKRPZvv/182453236-4209831392411609-8332248185045134457-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/HrKRPZvv)
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2021, 10:35:28 AM
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2021, 10:57:00 AM
Turn your sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.
;D
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2021, 02:50:56 PM
Turn your sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.
;D
;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 11, 2021, 03:57:36 PM
;D ;D ;DTurn your sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.
;D
;D ;D
Post by: Just One More on May 11, 2021, 04:44:10 PM
;D ;D ;DTurn your sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.
;D
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2021, 12:08:57 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/r01FxsXt/187210849-4250590465002368-8516847238745825091-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/r01FxsXt)
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2021, 03:19:49 PM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/r01FxsXt/187210849-4250590465002368-8516847238745825091-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/r01FxsXt)
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2021, 02:44:27 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/BX1V1R19/188809658-4253448664716548-8631696742980915286-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/BX1V1R19)
Post by: Steve on May 20, 2021, 02:45:00 PM
happy001
(https://i.postimg.cc/BX1V1R19/188809658-4253448664716548-8631696742980915286-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/BX1V1R19)
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2021, 11:57:55 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2021, 12:02:53 PM
(https://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2017/02/xgpcf-crappy-life-hack-15.jpg)
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2021, 12:18:29 PM
(https://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2017/02/xgpcf-crappy-life-hack-15.jpg)
rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2021, 12:45:25 PM
(https://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2017/02/xgpcf-crappy-life-hack-15.jpg)
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Post by: apc2010 on June 02, 2021, 12:01:13 AM
evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 02, 2021, 12:09:31 AM
Give your kitchen floor a wash by trying to put a recently filled ice tray into the freezer........... Thumbs:
evil:
I think the idea is to slide the tray into the freezer the right way up... whistle:
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2021, 05:44:01 AM
Give your kitchen floor a wash by trying to put a recently filled ice tray into the freezer........... Thumbs:
evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2021, 08:23:03 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Wdy5pYkB/198061961-4302267739834640-1694588934995577583-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/Wdy5pYkB)
Post by: Just One More on June 05, 2021, 10:02:53 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Wdy5pYkB/198061961-4302267739834640-1694588934995577583-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/Wdy5pYkB)
happy001 redface: redface:
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2021, 11:16:19 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Give your kitchen floor a wash by trying to put a recently filled ice tray into the freezer........... Thumbs:
evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2021, 08:28:16 PM
happy001 redface: redface:
(https://i.postimg.cc/Wdy5pYkB/198061961-4302267739834640-1694588934995577583-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/Wdy5pYkB)
happy001 redface: redface:
happy001 redface: redface:
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2021, 08:23:52 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Mn1F9dph/199548195-4319397464788334-3062909914403847725-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/Mn1F9dph)
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2021, 09:31:53 PM
Post by: Barman on June 19, 2021, 05:48:32 AM
(https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/201205337_10159029806402347_8899199502876642276_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=EQYhO-l9MDAAX-OZav3&_nc_oc=AQmP0Vbu-giksxN507LyrwFU7BWVGqOJZw9XNv0-2gvJ64vIeDjsW3CVYxL4M6Z3Ct_7ZSw5vMcrX3YRch7Ad3D0&_nc_ht=scontent-man2-1.xx&oh=e5543a6e01377694c07636efb475d241&oe=60D2BFFD)
rubschin: eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2021, 07:24:06 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Q9ZYtmCv/202758359-4349627785098635-1663943386440867467-n-1.png) (https://postimg.cc/Q9ZYtmCv)
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 23, 2021, 11:07:19 AM
happy001
(https://i.postimg.cc/Q9ZYtmCv/202758359-4349627785098635-1663943386440867467-n-1.png) (https://postimg.cc/Q9ZYtmCv)
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2021, 08:44:35 PM
lol: lol: lol:happy001
(https://i.postimg.cc/Q9ZYtmCv/202758359-4349627785098635-1663943386440867467-n-1.png) (https://postimg.cc/Q9ZYtmCv)
Post by: Steve on June 23, 2021, 08:44:49 PM
It doesn't kill them, but it does stop them squeaking.
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2021, 07:30:38 AM
Use WD40 on mice?
It doesn't kill them, but it does stop them squeaking.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2021, 05:42:25 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/2bDdjw6S/205564095-4355296807865066-4291568072566201021-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/2bDdjw6S)
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2021, 09:04:58 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/yDQZcRQz/205720160-4369771059750974-9191019582667287553-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/yDQZcRQz)
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2021, 10:58:33 AM
evil: evil: evil: the bastards already do that
(https://i.postimg.cc/yDQZcRQz/205720160-4369771059750974-9191019582667287553-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/yDQZcRQz)
Post by: apc2010 on June 29, 2021, 03:22:00 PM
evil: evil: evil: the bastards already do that
(https://i.postimg.cc/yDQZcRQz/205720160-4369771059750974-9191019582667287553-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/yDQZcRQz)
The guy who owns the new bar in village has a Smart? ...he literally parks it in the door to his storeroom ... ;D Miss T thought he had crashed it ... ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2021, 01:09:45 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/rdNSBhc2/206993000-4372427399485340-4984097458747395067-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/rdNSBhc2)
Post by: apc2010 on June 30, 2021, 07:38:00 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/rdNSBhc2/206993000-4372427399485340-4984097458747395067-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/rdNSBhc2)
;D ;D did Miss A explain.... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2021, 04:41:54 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/rdNSBhc2/206993000-4372427399485340-4984097458747395067-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/rdNSBhc2)
;D ;D did Miss A explain.... Thumbs:
No, she is still on her cruise... ::)
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2021, 10:06:49 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/XZBgCSmc/207186379-4378192462242167-9222848720403030000-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZBgCSmc)
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2021, 10:52:18 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/r0zFc4yQ/Viz1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/r0zFc4yQ)
Post by: Just One More on July 02, 2021, 03:33:21 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/XZBgCSmc/207186379-4378192462242167-9222848720403030000-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZBgCSmc)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on July 02, 2021, 03:34:00 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/r0zFc4yQ/Viz1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/r0zFc4yQ)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2021, 03:34:42 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/kV6T1BZH/Viz2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/kV6T1BZH)
Post by: apc2010 on July 02, 2021, 04:52:35 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/kV6T1BZH/Viz2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/kV6T1BZH)
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2021, 11:51:50 AM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/kV6T1BZH/Viz2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/kV6T1BZH)
;D ;D Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2021, 01:03:52 PM
Passing it on for a friend like... redface:
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2021, 10:58:12 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/62ZGDQMN/Viz.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/62ZGDQMN)
Post by: Just One More on August 01, 2021, 12:18:07 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/62ZGDQMN/Viz.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/62ZGDQMN)
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2021, 08:24:23 AM
Post by: Just One More on August 22, 2021, 08:50:34 AM
Take advantage of mask wearing by starting a new career as a ventriloquist
lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2021, 08:54:16 AM
Take advantage of mask wearing by starting a new career as a ventriloquist
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2021, 11:39:29 AM
Take advantage of mask wearing by starting a new career as a ventriloquist
;D Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2021, 07:42:06 PM
happy001 happy001Take advantage of mask wearing by starting a new career as a ventriloquist
happy001
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2021, 10:11:07 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2021, 10:41:12 PM
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/240499016_10220888159258835_3714406007896154695_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=zHUSuvyrjgcAX-pKdId&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=a7851610f71c9fceab0f59a53f33e95c&oe=614788BC)
Thumbs: rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2021, 10:41:52 PM
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2021, 04:17:36 AM
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/240499016_10220888159258835_3714406007896154695_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=zHUSuvyrjgcAX-pKdId&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=a7851610f71c9fceab0f59a53f33e95c&oe=614788BC)
Thumbs: rubschin:
;D
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2021, 04:17:51 AM
RELEASE a helium balloon just before hitting a small child. Passers-by will think that's the reason they're upset............. Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Just One More on August 24, 2021, 06:20:50 AM
RELEASE a helium balloon just before hitting a small child. Passers-by will think that's the reason they're upset............. Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2021, 11:39:34 AM
happy001RELEASE a helium balloon just before hitting a small child. Passers-by will think that's the reason they're upset............. Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2021, 02:39:02 PM
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/240499016_10220888159258835_3714406007896154695_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=zHUSuvyrjgcAX-pKdId&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=a7851610f71c9fceab0f59a53f33e95c&oe=614788BC)
Thumbs: rubschin:
;D
I do that with some people redface:
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2021, 03:13:42 PM
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/240499016_10220888159258835_3714406007896154695_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=zHUSuvyrjgcAX-pKdId&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=a7851610f71c9fceab0f59a53f33e95c&oe=614788BC)
Thumbs: rubschin:
;D
I do that with some people redface:
lol: lol: lol: evil:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 25, 2021, 08:49:25 AM
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2021, 09:10:55 AM
All kids do that as standard whenever you ring them evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2021, 12:55:14 PM
Don't say 'yes' to drugs!
Also, don't say 'no' to drugs!
Seriously, don't talk to them.
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2021, 01:49:01 PM
Here's a tip:
Don't say 'yes' to drugs!
Also, don't say 'no' to drugs!
Seriously, don't talk to them.
;D
Post by: apc2010 on August 27, 2021, 11:20:35 PM
Here's a tip:
Don't say 'yes' to drugs!
Also, don't say 'no' to drugs!
Seriously, don't talk to them.
;D
Not even "Hi" ...... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2021, 05:57:02 AM
Here's a tip:
Don't say 'yes' to drugs!
Also, don't say 'no' to drugs!
Seriously, don't talk to them.
;D
Not even "Hi" ...... rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2021, 08:44:02 AM
drumroll: drumroll:Here's a tip:
Don't say 'yes' to drugs!
Also, don't say 'no' to drugs!
Seriously, don't talk to them.
;D
Not even "Hi" ...... rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2021, 10:04:48 PM
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:drumroll: drumroll:Here's a tip:
Don't say 'yes' to drugs!
Also, don't say 'no' to drugs!
Seriously, don't talk to them.
;D
Not even "Hi" ...... rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2021, 06:43:11 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/6227QR4C/notom.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/6227QR4C)
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2021, 07:01:08 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/6227QR4C/notom.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/6227QR4C)
;D
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2021, 08:40:07 AM
;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/6227QR4C/notom.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/6227QR4C)
;D
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2021, 09:53:18 PM
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2021, 05:01:15 AM
(https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/241082952_10159438069883349_4475723815973381755_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=89hW728ueUIAX9WJNub&_nc_ht=scontent-man2-1.xx&oh=41be0d1ece0681beb4849a69f6e8c23b&oe=613D89EF)
How about tea...? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2021, 08:26:08 AM
Or your Ovaltine?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2021, 09:29:02 PM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b57c1f548785156cad609577b8b98a51)
Post by: Steve on September 23, 2021, 09:47:42 PM
Maybe we could pass this one to Apey's neighbour... whistle:happy001
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b57c1f548785156cad609577b8b98a51)
Post by: Barman on September 24, 2021, 05:42:35 AM
Maybe we could pass this one to Apey's neighbour... whistle:
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b57c1f548785156cad609577b8b98a51)
eveilgrin:
Post by: apc2010 on September 24, 2021, 06:07:03 AM
Maybe we could pass this one to Apey's neighbour... whistle:happy001
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b57c1f548785156cad609577b8b98a51)
cussing:
Post by: Steve on September 25, 2021, 11:27:50 AM
I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.
A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
Post by: apc2010 on September 27, 2021, 01:52:06 PM
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2021, 02:00:41 PM
Hitchhikers, it’s now much safer to travel as there’s an apparent shortage of potential serial killers to offer you a lift............. Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2021, 01:36:25 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/CzpkNvmn/244304965-4669315353129875-9030861377291269559-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CzpkNvmn)
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2021, 02:01:49 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/CzpkNvmn/244304965-4669315353129875-9030861377291269559-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CzpkNvmn)
;D
Post by: apc2010 on October 22, 2021, 01:23:30 PM
Save idiots the job of having to make posts on Facebook about missing dogs 4000 miles away by simply ensuring dogs aren't sneaking onto planes......... Thumbs:
(also TMR ) ..
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2021, 01:36:44 PM
PILOTS:
Save idiots the job of having to make posts on Facebook about missing dogs 4000 miles away by simply ensuring dogs aren't sneaking onto planes......... Thumbs:
(also TMR ) ..
;D
Post by: Steve on October 26, 2021, 05:55:24 PM
Post by: Barman on October 26, 2021, 06:09:04 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/246492978_10159651877414002_7966665857518498432_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=j2as8MsuCaEAX_G06RW&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=e74c5763c01c8948b92f8ff7f6a9e150&oe=619EB277)
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2021, 01:23:48 PM
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2021, 01:24:42 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/249803587_1128769587654179_624660645933445423_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=UUDhUI0TiokAX9eiGWi&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=0f5bb57db993c3a5df5d42893442024d&oe=61A1F7C7)
Drool:
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2021, 06:15:32 PM
Post by: apc2010 on November 02, 2021, 10:48:09 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/248583485_6523539231019567_4086243354778408936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=RTT7nmhDF6IAX8Om3hm&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=e21f9f79bc297e2340f3c40edde2efe3&oe=61A7D87A)
Thumbs:
(note.. never give my card to LL ).... whistle:
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2021, 06:46:09 AM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/248583485_6523539231019567_4086243354778408936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=RTT7nmhDF6IAX8Om3hm&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=e21f9f79bc297e2340f3c40edde2efe3&oe=61A7D87A)
Thumbs:
(note.. never give my card to LL ).... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2021, 06:53:17 PM
Post by: Just One More on November 10, 2021, 07:32:14 PM
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lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2021, 07:52:06 PM
lol: lol: lol:(https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/252871007_361986632345821_425120102257513936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=XVu82yKeK_kAX_3pXDC&_nc_ht=scontent-man2-1.xx&oh=b1ba099ec6e79fe9c9ee057318bf0431&oe=61904AE1)
lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on November 12, 2021, 03:37:45 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2021, 09:32:31 PM
Disco Dave .
Brighton.
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Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2021, 02:42:57 AM
I reckon the governments idea to have a war on drugs is a good one. I went paintballing after taking several disco biscuits and it was much more fun....
Disco Dave .
Brighton.
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I'm hoping that doesn't give certain members on here any ideas. Can you imagine the chaos that Nick or Baldymort could cause wielding paintball guns while off their heads.. eeek:
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2021, 06:57:57 AM
I reckon the governments idea to have a war on drugs is a good one. I went paintballing after taking several disco biscuits and it was much more fun....
Disco Dave .
Brighton.
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lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2022, 10:24:24 PM
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2022, 11:03:45 PM
NOVAK DJOKOVIC: Easily gain entry into Australia by committing a crime........ Thumbs:lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2022, 07:47:03 AM
NOVAK DJOKOVIC: Easily gain entry into Australia by committing a crime........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2022, 01:07:54 PM
EASY HOME REMEDIES!...
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2022, 01:24:31 PM
(got to be some Affs in here:)
EASY HOME REMEDIES!...
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
;D
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2022, 11:34:13 PM
Just buy a trolley for a quid..........
and once you’ve finished shopping throw it in your local pond where it will biodegrade............ Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2022, 06:28:20 AM
Don’t worry if you forget your Bag for Life at Tesco.......
Just buy a trolley for a quid..........
and once you’ve finished shopping throw it in your local pond where it will biodegrade............ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2022, 10:55:04 AM
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2022, 11:26:48 AM
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lol: lol: lol:
I'm having a Zoom meeting at the end of the month... rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on January 20, 2022, 02:14:12 PM
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lol: lol: lol:
I'm having a Zoom meeting at the end of the month... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2022, 09:06:15 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/p526x296/271965195_10221031913896162_9039258309806080345_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=y968coKQDbYAX_Cm5fP&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT9k42hzfPi5yuM6dNJLdZbm-cIkEhySqT5hSiFnU2QipA&oe=61EE5C21)
lol: lol: lol:
I'm having a Zoom meeting at the end of the month... rubschin:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2022, 06:48:33 PM
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2022, 08:55:07 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/271806467_2127482747418526_5104065129489727603_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=ptupToZ6U98AX8R_L6i&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT_HU7MYnKSdpIeh73g_Uc2bhIauK_Ofj8wgqbx5Yuz1-g&oe=61EFDC59)
lol: lol: lol:
And don't hold your arm out with half a roll of carpet wrapped around it... ;)
Post by: Just One More on January 21, 2022, 09:03:25 PM
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 22, 2022, 08:10:29 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/271806467_2127482747418526_5104065129489727603_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=ptupToZ6U98AX8R_L6i&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT_HU7MYnKSdpIeh73g_Uc2bhIauK_Ofj8wgqbx5Yuz1-g&oe=61EFDC59)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2022, 12:59:04 PM
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2022, 03:30:31 PM
Get a free holiday to the Ukraine by joiningthe Russianany army........... Thumbs:
whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2022, 03:50:05 PM
Get a free holiday to the Ukraine by joining the Russian army........... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2022, 04:53:23 PM
Now's your chance to throw unwanted stuff from your garden over to next door...
Post by: Just One More on February 17, 2022, 07:56:19 PM
A little tip for Storm Eunice tonight.
Now's your chance to throw unwanted stuff from your garden over to next door...
Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2022, 07:21:20 AM
A little tip for Storm Eunice tonight.
Now's your chance to throw unwanted stuff from your garden over to next door...
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2022, 10:19:56 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/hfGCtzf3/274275910-5143830525678353-2979175748133087351-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/hfGCtzf3)
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2022, 04:31:55 PM
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2022, 04:50:55 PM
BBC: Help confuse Russian paratroopers by pronouncing Kyiv in 35 different ways........ Thumbs:
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Post by: Barman on March 17, 2022, 12:27:35 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/cKxGPbwH/TopTips.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cKxGPbwH)
Post by: Just One More on March 17, 2022, 07:56:21 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/cKxGPbwH/TopTips.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cKxGPbwH)
lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2022, 10:05:10 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/cKxGPbwH/TopTips.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cKxGPbwH)
lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2022, 05:40:17 PM
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2022, 05:56:01 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/276997665_10221972761173205_1425186301044126966_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=00t0whT5UrwAX9EgCc7&_nc_oc=AQkilOv7U9BHcisRRca5KwwhM4LyF5PK39LBipLEkF-PBeoAVWV_lY4dkBkmKp6r0vduGEZDCEvePoT1w9qTpnoK&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT_p7fwDlTgZveu8igw5b_wEarrDY2ahjUNIvX8snKJZoQ&oe=62499940)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 31, 2022, 08:21:03 AM
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2022, 08:22:48 AM
Don't joke about Will.s wife....... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2022, 05:34:31 PM
Don't joke about Will.s wife....... noooo:
Weren't they little cigars ;)
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2022, 09:01:39 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8s3hyMCn/278062664-5276213689106702-8492523881430509618-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/8s3hyMCn)
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2022, 11:41:46 AM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/8s3hyMCn/278062664-5276213689106702-8492523881430509618-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/8s3hyMCn)
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2022, 08:01:15 PM
Post by: Just One More on April 08, 2022, 08:48:54 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/277771637_10158708192197874_8339964488877549799_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=Rn3U-EhU6HkAX9IfGaG&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT-g7LdMJU9pfcrD3Nbd33-521Siao_ARbG7m3QUCjSm9Q&oe=6254A864)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2022, 05:51:33 AM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/277771637_10158708192197874_8339964488877549799_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=Rn3U-EhU6HkAX9IfGaG&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT-g7LdMJU9pfcrD3Nbd33-521Siao_ARbG7m3QUCjSm9Q&oe=6254A864)
happy001
Funny enough, LL read that one out to me from BookFace just yesterday... lol:
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2022, 11:49:11 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/njx44T9L/278073234-5278987205496017-8187801172871152543-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/njx44T9L)
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2022, 11:52:24 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/njx44T9L/278073234-5278987205496017-8187801172871152543-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/njx44T9L)
;D ;D
Post by: Just One More on April 09, 2022, 12:29:55 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/njx44T9L/278073234-5278987205496017-8187801172871152543-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/njx44T9L)
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2022, 11:09:59 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/njx44T9L/278073234-5278987205496017-8187801172871152543-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/njx44T9L)
;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2022, 05:30:16 PM
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2022, 05:51:07 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/278119020_1632454413781510_6903451834152799205_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=xh6AWJorerkAX8mso3z&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT_qfiHXGn6qO7QhcR3S6ro-oBVdWLbu0uBKStzihbKzWw&oe=6257A588)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2022, 10:23:14 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/278119020_1632454413781510_6903451834152799205_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=xh6AWJorerkAX8mso3z&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT_qfiHXGn6qO7QhcR3S6ro-oBVdWLbu0uBKStzihbKzWw&oe=6257A588)
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Socks and sandals... so wrong ;)
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2022, 01:15:26 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/v4YYqsdW/278128710-5283439315050806-959482241956833126-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/v4YYqsdW)
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2022, 02:27:44 PM
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2022, 03:19:09 PM
Save money on St George's Day by borrowing flags from French soldiers and painting red crosses on them............. Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2022, 09:11:03 PM
happy001 happy001Save money on St George's Day by borrowing flags from French soldiers and painting red crosses on them............. Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2022, 05:41:48 PM
(https://video-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/279294729_2205020356331431_1916057848706869581_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p843x403&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=PVNEC1zPEV8AX_hbLBD&_nc_oc=AQnf9xZvPNH5fjpxCAFFopdpoPqOeQA8mDYs_TFt8CiKAgX54YOIhcNNA9xiUf08jfaLbAL9zquBguy4Zj5eDu6M&_nc_ht=video-man2-1.xx&oh=00_AT9dGmKASBDemuCe2HuRxbsquDgaFtDS2CxCYg15VCXwtw&oe=626D7AC7)
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2022, 09:27:14 PM
rubschin:
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Thumbs:
unless they are mini parts in dishwasher ..... whistle:
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2022, 09:51:07 PM
or clearing up the blood before the police arrive
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2022, 02:56:20 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/v1QWb8m9/279220074-10226773172226603-3974531781563859570-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v1QWb8m9)
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2022, 02:58:30 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/v1QWb8m9/279220074-10226773172226603-3974531781563859570-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v1QWb8m9)
Post by: Just One More on April 28, 2022, 07:26:40 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/v1QWb8m9/279220074-10226773172226603-3974531781563859570-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v1QWb8m9)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2022, 08:33:32 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/tsyy09bn/279359623-5332247323503338-8627667262471827606-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/tsyy09bn)
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2022, 01:30:22 PM
Tip number 2 – If they then ask you to get out of the car and put your hands behind your head, don’t get your cock out and say, “I fucking knew it!”
Post by: apc2010 on June 01, 2022, 10:54:27 PM
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2022, 05:31:49 AM
Fool your neighbours into thinking you have booked a foreign holiday by driving to the airport and coming back again on the same day....... Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Just One More on June 02, 2022, 09:06:11 AM
Fool your neighbours into thinking you have booked a foreign holiday by driving to the airport and coming back again on the same day....... Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Steve on June 02, 2022, 09:16:17 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001Fool your neighbours into thinking you have booked a foreign holiday by driving to the airport and coming back again on the same day....... Thumbs:
happy001
happy001 happy001
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2022, 04:54:02 PM
Post by: Just One More on June 09, 2022, 05:11:33 PM
(https://video-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/285088097_10228439864160407_4392646296945349049_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=I6XrSGCnz5sAX_nknA3&_nc_ht=video-man2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8QANeNftvNRzSrOGYk4oiwERCffL1gCwAl2m6C6DLzEw&oe=62A61689)
lol:
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2022, 05:49:42 PM
(https://video-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/285088097_10228439864160407_4392646296945349049_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=I6XrSGCnz5sAX_nknA3&_nc_ht=video-man2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8QANeNftvNRzSrOGYk4oiwERCffL1gCwAl2m6C6DLzEw&oe=62A61689)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2022, 09:48:54 PM
(https://video-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/285088097_10228439864160407_4392646296945349049_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=I6XrSGCnz5sAX_nknA3&_nc_ht=video-man2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8QANeNftvNRzSrOGYk4oiwERCffL1gCwAl2m6C6DLzEw&oe=62A61689)
LL....... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2022, 06:50:17 AM
(https://video-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/285088097_10228439864160407_4392646296945349049_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=I6XrSGCnz5sAX_nknA3&_nc_ht=video-man2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8QANeNftvNRzSrOGYk4oiwERCffL1gCwAl2m6C6DLzEw&oe=62A61689)
LL....... rubschin:
scared:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2022, 08:33:10 AM
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2022, 08:43:52 AM
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-eca0088e768a3bdee3f2853fff14fb8a-lq)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on June 10, 2022, 08:49:47 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-eca0088e768a3bdee3f2853fff14fb8a-lq)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2022, 07:24:03 PM
Post by: Just One More on June 12, 2022, 07:49:31 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/287529933_2404910306317180_3215176652486381896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=FfIkhqx3l5QAX9qpcwT&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT9uoZHHrnUAeY4utGqYK731dFxs6Yn9osDNS-rCEou5wg&oe=62AA762C)
lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2022, 05:51:57 AM
lol: lol: lol: evil:(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/287529933_2404910306317180_3215176652486381896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=FfIkhqx3l5QAX9qpcwT&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AT9uoZHHrnUAeY4utGqYK731dFxs6Yn9osDNS-rCEou5wg&oe=62AA762C)
lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2022, 06:58:21 PM
Follow me for more tips.
Post by: Just One More on June 21, 2022, 06:59:02 PM
Filled my car up last week £110 but drove off without paying was up in court today got fined £75
Follow me for more tips.
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2022, 07:05:46 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:Filled my car up last week £110 but drove off without paying was up in court today got fined £75
Follow me for more tips.
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2022, 07:47:55 PM
Post by: Just One More on July 23, 2022, 08:01:20 PM
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/294570023_2273070389526427_7071643949960066539_n.jpg?stp=cp1_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=HCMDhBUZJPcAX8UvAjM&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=00_AT85cBhga7iH8NGW7ny33oM7viaTwrtSZARIxMuwE24LWA&oe=62E18B39)
lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2022, 03:12:56 AM
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/294570023_2273070389526427_7071643949960066539_n.jpg?stp=cp1_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=HCMDhBUZJPcAX8UvAjM&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=00_AT85cBhga7iH8NGW7ny33oM7viaTwrtSZARIxMuwE24LWA&oe=62E18B39)
lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: redface:
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2022, 01:18:44 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/v1fN0SwP/296434734-5604603636267704-8335457954407993497-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/v1fN0SwP)
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2022, 04:28:10 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/v1fN0SwP/296434734-5604603636267704-8335457954407993497-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/v1fN0SwP)
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2022, 02:54:00 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/QFzRrmBn/297499228-5623987340996000-1429119053598706452-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/QFzRrmBn)
Post by: apc2010 on August 10, 2022, 04:38:21 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/QFzRrmBn/297499228-5623987340996000-1429119053598706452-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/QFzRrmBn)
;D rubschin:
Post by: Just One More on August 10, 2022, 04:44:23 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/QFzRrmBn/297499228-5623987340996000-1429119053598706452-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/QFzRrmBn)
;D rubschin:
lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2022, 01:39:06 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/hzQ4n3cg/298556802-5629320327129368-4202373750943975658-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/hzQ4n3cg)
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2022, 07:59:45 PM
evil:
(https://i.postimg.cc/hzQ4n3cg/298556802-5629320327129368-4202373750943975658-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/hzQ4n3cg)
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2022, 06:18:05 PM
scared2:
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2022, 06:26:21 PM
(https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/298630295_603453504675095_3732254165088666330_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ZCX7ujlgOIwAX-JXy3T&tn=sXbmR5HKMsq7nJJq&_nc_ht=scontent-man2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8_RC0aPDOOZvuCtbjeno2ynymcnFqpSsSkWAvX9brV_Q&oe=631766B7)
scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2022, 04:36:44 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/LJjNXrvB/304035686-5697490853645648-242459844739265765-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/LJjNXrvB)
Post by: Just One More on September 06, 2022, 04:51:36 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/LJjNXrvB/304035686-5697490853645648-242459844739265765-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/LJjNXrvB)
lol:
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2022, 09:00:02 AM
lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/LJjNXrvB/304035686-5697490853645648-242459844739265765-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/LJjNXrvB)
lol:
Post by: Just One More on September 09, 2022, 05:30:51 AM
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2022, 05:48:34 AM
Open a florists redface:
happy001
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2022, 01:49:01 PM
Open a florists redface:
happy001
;D ;D ;D redface:
Post by: Steve on September 09, 2022, 05:12:18 PM
;D ;D ;D ;DOpen a florists redface:
happy001
;D ;D ;D redface:
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2022, 10:50:27 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/34RcFtCZ/306012430-5716533985074668-2987282577807439028-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/34RcFtCZ)
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2022, 10:57:15 AM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/34RcFtCZ/306012430-5716533985074668-2987282577807439028-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/34RcFtCZ)
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2022, 01:29:15 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/v4crYWnX/308669012-5764467843614615-6763232002384158693-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/v4crYWnX)
Post by: Just One More on September 30, 2022, 04:28:03 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/v4crYWnX/308669012-5764467843614615-6763232002384158693-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/v4crYWnX)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2022, 06:42:03 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/v4crYWnX/308669012-5764467843614615-6763232002384158693-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/v4crYWnX)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2022, 10:13:51 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/v4crYWnX/308669012-5764467843614615-6763232002384158693-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/v4crYWnX)
lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2022, 05:15:37 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mtkLGtD8/310628862-5802087006519365-2949774750736544047-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/mtkLGtD8)
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2022, 06:50:03 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dlol: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/v4crYWnX/308669012-5764467843614615-6763232002384158693-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/v4crYWnX)
lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2022, 06:50:44 PM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/mtkLGtD8/310628862-5802087006519365-2949774750736544047-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/mtkLGtD8)
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2022, 06:06:14 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/D8VncPTs/310645560-5806725492722183-924422955867604124-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/D8VncPTs)
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2022, 01:07:46 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SJq2vdLR/7be2fc3b-e0e9-40d3-9ac0-27c21ba272b2-0a05aa29-7f87-4689-a999-aa4540f74c0c.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJq2vdLR)
Post by: Just One More on October 20, 2022, 04:48:47 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SJq2vdLR/7be2fc3b-e0e9-40d3-9ac0-27c21ba272b2-0a05aa29-7f87-4689-a999-aa4540f74c0c.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJq2vdLR)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on October 20, 2022, 11:42:19 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/SJq2vdLR/7be2fc3b-e0e9-40d3-9ac0-27c21ba272b2-0a05aa29-7f87-4689-a999-aa4540f74c0c.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJq2vdLR)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2022, 11:59:08 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PpjCq4wH/312428934-5857517517642980-883679338267745911-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/PpjCq4wH)
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2022, 12:23:27 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/PpjCq4wH/312428934-5857517517642980-883679338267745911-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/PpjCq4wH)
but also evil: Why do they do it the bastards?
Post by: Just One More on October 29, 2022, 06:05:09 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/PpjCq4wH/312428934-5857517517642980-883679338267745911-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/PpjCq4wH)
but also evil: Why do they do it the bastards?
BASTARDS! cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: apc2010 on October 31, 2022, 05:17:28 PM
Have it off instead.............. Thumbs:
redface: noooo:
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2022, 05:35:58 PM
Fed up with all the smut and innuendo on television............?....
Have it off instead.............. Thumbs:
redface: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2022, 05:45:09 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Fed up with all the smut and innuendo on television............?....
Have it off instead.............. Thumbs:
redface: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on October 31, 2022, 07:28:59 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Fed up with all the smut and innuendo on television............?....
Have it off instead.............. Thumbs:
redface: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2022, 03:20:34 PM
I am utterly soaked Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2022, 05:34:12 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/7fcdztGT/312936049-5865876530140412-1364552737425164674-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/7fcdztGT)
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2022, 10:48:29 PM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/7fcdztGT/312936049-5865876530140412-1364552737425164674-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/7fcdztGT)
Post by: Steve on November 02, 2022, 08:03:12 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/87McfRxD/Whats-App-Image-2022-11-02-at-7-16-39-PM.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/87McfRxD)
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2022, 10:13:58 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/87McfRxD/Whats-App-Image-2022-11-02-at-7-16-39-PM.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/87McfRxD)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2022, 10:43:44 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jn53jfWD/314609201-5895126693882062-971421523511277375-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/jn53jfWD)
Post by: Steve on November 11, 2022, 01:54:22 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/jn53jfWD/314609201-5895126693882062-971421523511277375-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/jn53jfWD)
[serious mode] or print the bank card number of who bought the meal on the bag so they can be traced. If Starbucks can print my name etc on my coffee mug surely McDees can do it [/serious]
Post by: Just One More on November 11, 2022, 08:38:27 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jn53jfWD/314609201-5895126693882062-971421523511277375-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/jn53jfWD)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Just One More on November 11, 2022, 08:39:31 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/jn53jfWD/314609201-5895126693882062-971421523511277375-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/jn53jfWD)
[serious mode] or print the bank card number of who bought the meal on the bag so they can be traced. If Starbucks can print my name etc on my coffee mug surely McDees can do it [/serious]
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: Car reg too if they come through the drive through
Post by: apc2010 on November 14, 2022, 05:58:13 PM
For anyone who doesn’t understand betting, if you put £10 on England at 5-1 you will lose £10........... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2022, 09:21:50 AM
England are 5-1 to win the World Cup......
For anyone who doesn’t understand betting, if you put £10 on England at 5-1 you will lose £10........... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2022, 09:22:20 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/V5DYp3K6/319288611-545057540532268-4179042822440653038-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/V5DYp3K6)
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2022, 09:38:53 AM
But I do that
(https://i.postimg.cc/V5DYp3K6/319288611-545057540532268-4179042822440653038-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/V5DYp3K6)
Great for capturing spiders in glasses and scraping up cat vomit
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2022, 09:39:20 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:England are 5-1 to win the World Cup......
For anyone who doesn’t understand betting, if you put £10 on England at 5-1 you will lose £10........... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2022, 02:42:30 PM
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2022, 07:25:48 PM
WHEN applying for a job as a bus driver, improve your chances by turning up late for the interview.lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2022, 11:13:36 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/hXxwFLXd/321057878-722155572535503-918546595717030107-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/hXxwFLXd)
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2023, 07:58:38 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/ctMYVz83/323048432-855261515767979-5085362891390709526-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ctMYVz83)
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2023, 11:03:04 AM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/ctMYVz83/323048432-855261515767979-5085362891390709526-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ctMYVz83)
Post by: Barman on January 11, 2023, 07:03:10 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Jt8gq01P/324092901-870920067565834-4109427393263817192-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/Jt8gq01P)
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2023, 09:41:33 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/CRZFG6CZ/323271697-6161244637218859-9075456606089178541-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CRZFG6CZ)
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2023, 11:46:13 AM
:thumbsup: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/CRZFG6CZ/323271697-6161244637218859-9075456606089178541-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CRZFG6CZ)
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2023, 06:48:28 PM
:thumbsup: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/CRZFG6CZ/323271697-6161244637218859-9075456606089178541-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CRZFG6CZ)
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2023, 02:26:00 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/qz5xJXdX/322694668-672166144611682-8472833731474888122-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/qz5xJXdX)
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2023, 02:27:15 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/qz5xJXdX/322694668-672166144611682-8472833731474888122-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/qz5xJXdX)
;D ;D
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2023, 05:17:01 PM
;D ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/qz5xJXdX/322694668-672166144611682-8472833731474888122-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/qz5xJXdX)
;D ;D
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2023, 01:40:51 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/F72dCPHT/323100672-1256652075283044-4454385911994093827-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/F72dCPHT)
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2023, 02:52:35 PM
:thumbsup: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/F72dCPHT/323100672-1256652075283044-4454385911994093827-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/F72dCPHT)
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2023, 11:38:15 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/xc4VWC4r/323440651-715861516837894-8068035993837656818-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/xc4VWC4r)
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2023, 12:03:15 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/xc4VWC4r/323440651-715861516837894-8068035993837656818-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/xc4VWC4r)
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2023, 10:20:49 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/DmBCZYbD/328258972-1660925327698081-2849097857867752074-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/DmBCZYbD)
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2023, 05:04:30 PM
:thumbsup: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/DmBCZYbD/328258972-1660925327698081-2849097857867752074-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/DmBCZYbD)
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2023, 01:26:52 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/RqP01Z7K/328913674-593027342250031-3786281033203521467-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RqP01Z7K)
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2023, 01:03:34 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZvBHcJmQ/331492508-740963977394743-8897307921283236356-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/ZvBHcJmQ)
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2023, 01:06:51 PM
happy001
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZvBHcJmQ/331492508-740963977394743-8897307921283236356-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/ZvBHcJmQ)
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2023, 02:57:28 PM
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2023, 03:07:13 PM
(https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331440862_580164880691083_8113732753192130088_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=emV6U1oLcgoAX9dCort&_nc_ht=scontent-man2-1.xx&oh=00_AfDuRQuDri-_hJS7jYMEi2S8GsLK2Nu31NZkk787MgGogQ&oe=63F432BC)
;D
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2023, 12:11:37 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8FmM4V8q/doctor.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8FmM4V8q)
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2023, 12:51:23 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8FmM4V8q/doctor.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/8FmM4V8q)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2023, 09:53:31 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/XZmz8447/331305758-635892974925276-4529406769117148808-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZmz8447)
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 25, 2023, 09:54:44 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/XZmz8447/331305758-635892974925276-4529406769117148808-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZmz8447)
So true noooo:
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2023, 10:13:09 AM
Very
(https://i.postimg.cc/XZmz8447/331305758-635892974925276-4529406769117148808-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZmz8447)
So true noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2023, 01:23:22 PM
(https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/share-funny-advice-pro-tip.jpg)
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2023, 01:38:08 PM
A double entry
(https://bouncymustard.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/share-funny-advice-pro-tip.jpg)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2023, 02:05:16 PM
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2023, 05:37:18 PM
MOTORISTS: Avoid expensive parking tickets by simply leaving your windscreen wipers on “fast wipe “ when parking illegally!:thumbsup: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2023, 09:54:37 PM
MOTORISTS: Avoid expensive parking tickets by simply leaving your windscreen wipers on “fast wipe “ when parking illegally!:thumbsup: lol: lol: lol:
Or smash out your windscreen when illegally parked ....... Thumbs: (or live in Liverpool )..
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2023, 07:48:21 PM
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2023, 07:59:55 PM
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2018-06/13/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-03/sub-buzz-30704-1528914684-1.jpg?downsize=700:*&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2023, 04:06:52 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/DWTJJTwQ/328514961-781983489444611-4732371767072529806-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/DWTJJTwQ)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2023, 06:48:17 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/q66LCVr0/334577310-1606437663103161-8510150227290852547-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/q66LCVr0)
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2023, 08:58:28 AM
:thumbsup: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/q66LCVr0/334577310-1606437663103161-8510150227290852547-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/q66LCVr0)
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2023, 10:43:33 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6/334971922-792088025811852-1255355246224051484-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6)
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2023, 11:56:15 AM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6/334971922-792088025811852-1255355246224051484-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6)
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2023, 01:37:22 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6/334971922-792088025811852-1255355246224051484-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6)
You'd be better off taking both gateposts.. whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2023, 02:00:16 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6/334971922-792088025811852-1255355246224051484-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6)
You'd be better off taking both gateposts.. whistle:
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2023, 02:03:17 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6/334971922-792088025811852-1255355246224051484-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/ykPPF6R6)
You'd be better off taking both gateposts.. whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2023, 04:05:31 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8JTFhzxv/337421178-6794374710590867-180097398687288449-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/8JTFhzxv)
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2023, 11:58:53 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8JTFhzxv/337421178-6794374710590867-180097398687288449-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/8JTFhzxv)
rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Steve on March 31, 2023, 11:08:33 PM
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2023, 07:08:42 AM
(https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/338004869_1637612966663670_2484248966095101406_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=eg7UQruD9zMAX8RDUVk&_nc_ht=scontent-man2-1.xx&oh=00_AfBj4sjSfTNRQDU_CTpSF3sdAexfdVoOMkgni4362ztKhA&oe=642D15F7)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2023, 12:22:54 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/f3386Pqq/339082360-1216519358975440-6867684274326691893-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/f3386Pqq)
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2023, 02:41:59 PM
lol: had to think about that one
(https://i.postimg.cc/f3386Pqq/339082360-1216519358975440-6867684274326691893-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/f3386Pqq)
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2023, 12:15:48 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mcCCw3MX/339676302-519014750439061-5875898764556283243-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/mcCCw3MX)
Post by: Steve on April 06, 2023, 12:40:10 PM
sick2:
(https://i.postimg.cc/mcCCw3MX/339676302-519014750439061-5875898764556283243-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/mcCCw3MX)
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2023, 06:02:01 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/CdVgyct9/340926891-742316327377278-7531081832147745898-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CdVgyct9)
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2023, 09:38:49 AM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/CdVgyct9/340926891-742316327377278-7531081832147745898-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/CdVgyct9)
Post by: Barman on May 01, 2023, 08:36:22 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/XrhNj4F0/342873061-147876781583863-5665186920782720602-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/XrhNj4F0)
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2023, 09:09:04 AM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/XrhNj4F0/342873061-147876781583863-5665186920782720602-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/XrhNj4F0)
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2023, 12:51:16 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SjPsDjYJ/345449354-470212278615641-7572007714273735808-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/SjPsDjYJ)
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2023, 02:18:36 PM
happy001
(https://i.postimg.cc/SjPsDjYJ/345449354-470212278615641-7572007714273735808-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/SjPsDjYJ)
Post by: apc2010 on May 09, 2023, 05:02:20 PM
happy001
(https://i.postimg.cc/SjPsDjYJ/345449354-470212278615641-7572007714273735808-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/SjPsDjYJ)
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2023, 02:30:18 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/rDCHqbjj/346852845-126081343774539-1162826776030806066-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/rDCHqbjj)
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2023, 04:38:06 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/rDCHqbjj/346852845-126081343774539-1162826776030806066-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/rDCHqbjj)
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2023, 09:10:55 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/V59bwtNm/347247648-1709805373173864-604062935694564035-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/V59bwtNm)
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2023, 10:45:30 AM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/V59bwtNm/347247648-1709805373173864-604062935694564035-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/V59bwtNm)
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2023, 02:58:13 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jCT08TCv/348932364-975893280080558-5275573809492560339-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/jCT08TCv)
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2023, 08:11:10 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/9w5tkcXx/347245121-791595339029433-2444537388268944342-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/9w5tkcXx)
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2023, 01:43:53 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/9w5tkcXx/347245121-791595339029433-2444537388268944342-n.png) (https://postimg.cc/9w5tkcXx)
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2023, 11:05:54 PM
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2023, 05:41:19 AM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/351772836_801610411529845_4371439057581321336_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=107&cb=99be929b-59f725be&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=pbXXB6zwUg0AX-iPvJv&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AfDFadFkbi9NQX2La3uRHcwgtZ0olRwarERMxKQ7am-jIQ&oe=64841163)
;D
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2023, 04:43:10 PM
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2023, 05:09:16 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/351508009_6589439434441403_8733092485995807711_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&cb=99be929b-59f725be&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=oAIj7z1kRasAX9XEZBF&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AfBSkpDTOrAHq17XHleYWY1RPBJRcsEYYrUgCERXt54qng&oe=648B527F)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2023, 05:39:25 PM
(https://scontent-lcy1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/351772836_801610411529845_4371439057581321336_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=107&cb=99be929b-59f725be&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=pbXXB6zwUg0AX-iPvJv&_nc_ht=scontent-lcy1-1.xx&oh=00_AfDFadFkbi9NQX2La3uRHcwgtZ0olRwarERMxKQ7am-jIQ&oe=64841163)whatimage:
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2023, 08:20:32 PM
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2023, 11:42:47 PM
Follow me for more financial freedom advice.
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2023, 05:46:59 AM
Two incomes are better than one, so make sure your partner has two jobs!
Follow me for more financial freedom advice.
lol: lol: lol: rubschin:
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2023, 12:30:03 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/gw37kFvq/toad.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gw37kFvq)
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2023, 11:06:47 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/zbTqDK2C/work.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zbTqDK2C)
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2023, 10:00:08 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/zbTqDK2C/work.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zbTqDK2C)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2023, 12:25:34 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/YjhRwcC1/370554792-680285634145465-1001221058360031644-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/YjhRwcC1)
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2023, 07:23:58 PM
:thumbsup: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/YjhRwcC1/370554792-680285634145465-1001221058360031644-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/YjhRwcC1)
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2023, 09:28:11 AM
'The simplest way to boil a gammon is to whisper ''Brexit didn't bring back control of our borders'' in his ear.'
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2023, 12:52:31 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/4K1sWt8k/1693989337014.png) (https://postimg.cc/4K1sWt8k)
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2023, 06:10:07 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/4K1sWt8k/1693989337014.png) (https://postimg.cc/4K1sWt8k)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 11, 2023, 07:35:37 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/4K1sWt8k/1693989337014.png) (https://postimg.cc/4K1sWt8k)
lol: lol: lol:
redface:
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2023, 08:54:19 AM
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2024, 09:48:47 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/7CJLtHRk/Tips.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7CJLtHRk)
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2024, 12:12:09 PM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/7CJLtHRk/Tips.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7CJLtHRk)
How many outdated 1970's dogs are still with us?
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2024, 01:44:35 PM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/7CJLtHRk/Tips.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7CJLtHRk)
How many outdated 1970's dogs are still with us?
Not many... cry:
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2024, 10:18:49 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/ftHjkW4C/417373403-760248419482519-5481647243742515611-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ftHjkW4C)
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2024, 10:29:11 AM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/ftHjkW4C/417373403-760248419482519-5481647243742515611-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ftHjkW4C)
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2024, 02:06:42 PM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/ftHjkW4C/417373403-760248419482519-5481647243742515611-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ftHjkW4C)
A cheap Moanio simulator you say.. whistle:
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2024, 10:51:35 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/TL8rMphW/420112715-762494852591209-7155379580473007899-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/TL8rMphW)
Post by: Steve on January 17, 2024, 05:06:30 PM
:thumbsup:
(https://i.postimg.cc/TL8rMphW/420112715-762494852591209-7155379580473007899-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/TL8rMphW)
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2024, 09:14:53 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/HcbyVg7Z/421065728-764948595679168-7631208418856350877-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/HcbyVg7Z)
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2024, 10:19:58 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/XGD687rk/417476305-777230677784293-8758289669377603825-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/XGD687rk)
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2024, 03:54:43 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/KKzBRgHR/427998448-779680420872652-3442769152924167333-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/KKzBRgHR)
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2024, 04:37:47 PM
;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/KKzBRgHR/427998448-779680420872652-3442769152924167333-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/KKzBRgHR)
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2024, 10:43:06 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/G4XsqsQq/417427073-783751520465542-7593378202901537776-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/G4XsqsQq)
Post by: Steve on February 21, 2024, 06:56:10 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/G4XsqsQq/417427073-783751520465542-7593378202901537776-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/G4XsqsQq)
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2024, 09:59:10 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/w7rt2R5b/417552909-785447690295925-1798734713336511320-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/w7rt2R5b)
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2024, 02:36:34 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/477b9Mhj/429668902-788691839971510-7421067758686217034-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/477b9Mhj)
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2024, 03:02:35 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/477b9Mhj/429668902-788691839971510-7421067758686217034-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/477b9Mhj)
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2024, 10:06:41 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/phhHRNfY/429783678-790416216465739-3164431565560726840-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/phhHRNfY)
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2024, 10:09:09 AM
rubschin: rubschin: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/phhHRNfY/429783678-790416216465739-3164431565560726840-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/phhHRNfY)
rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2024, 03:29:33 PM
rubschin: rubschin: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/phhHRNfY/429783678-790416216465739-3164431565560726840-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/phhHRNfY)
rubschin:
With your cooking …prob a good idea … whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2024, 04:40:19 PM
rubschin: rubschin: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/phhHRNfY/429783678-790416216465739-3164431565560726840-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/phhHRNfY)
rubschin:
With your cooking …prob a good idea … whistle:
cussing:
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2024, 03:35:48 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/nsR3NqzD/429860856-792614852912542-7064771882100022740-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nsR3NqzD)
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2024, 06:10:07 PM
;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/nsR3NqzD/429860856-792614852912542-7064771882100022740-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nsR3NqzD)
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2024, 11:00:13 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Tp1Ty4rV/430109066-794774216029939-8115215181622629615-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Tp1Ty4rV)
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2024, 09:19:21 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/pmY4KS0x/432777972-799813985525962-7476338453198639313-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/pmY4KS0x)
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2024, 09:50:49 AM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/pmY4KS0x/432777972-799813985525962-7476338453198639313-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/pmY4KS0x)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2024, 11:28:16 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Tp1Ty4rV/430109066-794774216029939-8115215181622629615-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Tp1Ty4rV)
smile: smile:
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2024, 09:54:01 PM
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2024, 08:58:20 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/5XBdXCJX/435699939-814323730741654-1265426337378398491-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/5XBdXCJX)
cussing:
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2024, 09:37:32 AM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/5XBdXCJX/435699939-814323730741654-1265426337378398491-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/5XBdXCJX)
cussing:
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2024, 01:23:35 PM
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2024, 02:40:27 PM
Cyclists: Reduce the number of times you are called cunts by not cycling 3 abreast on narrow roads.Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2024, 10:48:27 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/JssZP1jZ/436223612-814942637346430-3395829905020506450-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/JssZP1jZ)
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2024, 12:19:16 PM
lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/JssZP1jZ/436223612-814942637346430-3395829905020506450-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/JssZP1jZ)
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2024, 10:45:56 PM
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2024, 06:10:31 AM
If you ever want to check if you've spelt "misogynistic" wrong, ask a bloke, not some daft bird.……. Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2024, 08:26:09 AM
happy001 happy001If you ever want to check if you've spelt "misogynistic" wrong, ask a bloke, not some daft bird.……. Thumbs:
happy001
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2024, 08:03:42 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/QH9jbnZZ/440058674-822726263234734-3094813212526353162-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/QH9jbnZZ)
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2024, 09:58:57 AM
lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/QH9jbnZZ/440058674-822726263234734-3094813212526353162-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/QH9jbnZZ)
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2024, 08:48:30 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/KkK0jthy/438830572-824127849761242-4712502490174502734-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/KkK0jthy)
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2024, 09:23:48 AM
rubschin:
(https://i.postimg.cc/KkK0jthy/438830572-824127849761242-4712502490174502734-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/KkK0jthy)